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It’s seven-thirty in the morning; classes will begin in twenty minutes. You feel energized from a solid eight hours of sleep last night and a good breakfast this morning.

You replace your street shoes with your indoor flats and head up the stairs to your homeroom. This early before the late bell, there’s no stream of students jostling their way down the corridors, which makes for a quick walk to Class 2-5.

Or it would be if you didn’t hear a perfectly manly voice surrounded by several somewhat lesser ones approaching your position. Said voice belongs to a certain Mitokaze Junichi, the stereotypical school prince—handsome, athletic, intelligent, and a completely unrepentant rake. He’s even got the requisite foreign ancestry (European looks and platinum blond hair) and affluent background.

He’s had his eye on you, the transfer student with an air of mystery, for a week now.

You’ve just reached a crossroads. Straight ahead is 2-5. To the right is a short hallway leading to the restrooms. To the left is a drinking fountain.

>FULL AFTERBURNERS. Walk faster.
>EVASIVE ACTION. Take cover in the girl’s restroom.
>MASTERFUL RUSE. Drink from the fountain and hope your hair hides your face.
>Other.

>>27591004
>swiss army knife/dildo

>>27591004
>HANDHELD GAMING DEVICE

:>>27591022
>EVASIVE ACTION.

> HANDHELD GAMING DEVICE: Virtual reality seems so much richer to you than actual reality.
And
> EVASIVE ACTION. Take cover in the girl’s restroom.

>>27591053
>>27591077

Gonna need some form of consensus. If not, I'll go with the gaming device, because I have no idea how you fit a dildo in a swiss army knife.

>>27591088

Oh hey! Writing.

>>27591097
I choose

SKETCHBOOK and EVASIVE ACTION

We need more drawfagging.

>>27591022
>SWITCHBLADE
and
>STAB HIM

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>>27591152

This is Friendless Quest, anon, not Prison Bitch Quest. Unless you want it to be...

>>27591097

You reach into your bag and run a finger along the edge of your trusty PSP, drawing a bit of comfort from its cool plastic casing. Virtual reality has always seemed richer than the real thing to you.

Junichi and his lackeys’ voices draw ever closer. You spin to the right and stride towards the ladies’ room, elbowing the door open and slipping inside with a squeak of shoe rubber on tile. There’s another girl at the sink—she has short black hair and the biggest pair of gazongas you’ve ever seen on an Asian girl.

>Walk past her.
>Attempt to make conversation.

>What is your favorite game?

>>27591180
Fondle her. Prison Bitch Quest is a go.

>>27591180
> Walk past her.
Planescape: Torment.

>>27591199
>>27591200

Consensus?

>>27591180
Persona.

>>27591180
Tribes: Ascend

We sacrificed our social life for working at a tech store. Like Best Buy.

>>27591180
Fondle
Our favorite game is Planescape: Torment

>>27591216
Walk on by.

We're spaghetti.

Also, UPDATED MY JOURNAL is our favorite game.

>>27591216

Fondle is at two votes, people. So is Planescape Torment.

>>27591222

The job thing is interesting.

>>27591237
Do we have a journal or a diary we carry around with us?
Every time we write something down we mutter "Updated my journal" to ourselves.

>>27591180
Ooh, can we play Prison Bitch Quest?

>>27591271
YES.

>>27591250
Walk on by, and Torment.

>>27591180
Walk on and ignore.
Planescape I guess

>>27591222

I like that Job idea

>>27591271

That was the special item. You can get one later, though.

>>27591290

And I just finished writing. Okay, first to three votes.

>>27591278

Vote, dear anon.

>>27591316
We know our way around computers and tech stuff. Our parents got us a job there, and with the money we earned, we bought the PSP. Otherwise, we spend money on games, RPGs and other stuff we'd die from embarrassment if someone found out about them.

>>27591180

Walk past her
Favorite Game: Skullgirls

I kawaii the uguu and slice the life.

>>27591343
We also allocate some of the cash to building a monster of a gaming PC with the latest hardware and stuff.

>>27591180
Favorite game is Pink Panther: Passport to Danger.

>>27591343
We also learned our way round fondling other females playing all our lewd games.

>>27591362
SLICE MY LIFE IN TO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST REPORT

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>>27591328

You cannot keep your eyes off the damned things. They jiggle and bounce as their owner washes her hands, straining against the seemingly too-tight fabric of the other girl’s blouse. Judging by the telltale lack of straps jutting out of the blouse’s thin back, she isn’t wearing a bra today, either.

An insane idea crosses your mind as you walk past the girl. You promptly stamp it down and kick it to the metaphorical curb before entering one of the stalls.

Hm. You pull out your phone and check the time. There’s some time before the bell. You could a bit of Planescape: Torment before you go back to the classroom.

>Stay.
>Return. Pretty boy has to be gone by now.
>Other.

>>27591412
>Stay.

We must fondle.

>>27591412
You don't play "a bit" of Torment. You play a lot of it.
So, let's wait around for a while, and then head out.

>>27591450
Wherever we go, we must also rape.

>>27591474

Apologies, anon, because I don't even know what that game is about.

>>27591412
Stay and play your game till the bell rings.

>>27591450
We can catch her unawares, pull her in to a stall. Lewd and then blackmail with pictures.

>>27591450
>>27591494

>>27591474
>>27591489

Seeing a bit of deadlock between gaming and molesting.

>inb4 we're Rika

>>27591508
fondle

>>27591412
>Stay.

>>27591516

Fondle it is. SPAGOOTI SHALL FLOW.

>>27591508
Planescape is a PC game, so fondling is the only option.

>>27591525
Not trying to detour from our fondling ambitions..but our favorite game doesn't mean it is the only one we play!

>>27591523
I think I know why we had to transfer school now ^^

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>>27591525

Planescape Portable, whatever. It's the future.

>>27591508

You turn on your game and start murdering random evil people. But try as you might, base violence and gore cannot overcome the even baser desires that the girl’s knockers have ignited in your core.

Without even noticing, one of your hands leaves the PSP and migrates between your legs. What would it feel like to worship those bountiful mounds of flesh, you wonder? To hear the girl moan in pleasure and feel her writhe in ecstasy under you as your skilled hands stroke the silky skin of her enormous feminine attributes?

You drop the PSP back into your bag and cup your breast with your other hand. A soft groan escapes your lips as your finger slips under your panties down below.

Someone knocks on the stall door. “What are you doing in there?”

She’s standing right outside the door!

>NO GUTS NO GLORY. Open the door and drag her in.
>KAWAII UGUU MOE SHIT. Start stammering in embarrassment.
>Other.

>>27591651
"My alignment is Chaotic Curious, if you know what I mean."

>>27591657
>NO GUTS NO GLORY. Open the door and drag her in.

Please don't spill our spaghetti.

>>27591657
Wherever we go, we must also rape.

>>27591651

And the sad part is that I get to introduce the other cast even faster.

>>27591657
> NO GUTS NO GLORY. Open the door and drag her in.
I like where this is going.

>>27591657
>NO GUTS NO GLORY. Open the door and drag her in.
horny kitten mode ON

>>27591679
>>27591704
>>27591707

Confirmed. Writan.

>>27591657

>KAWAII UGUU MOE SHIT

Stammer about not feeling well.

Neat idea, but too sad for me

>>27591726
We were not feel well, then we started petting out kitten.

we yuriquest now?

>>27591814
Dorky Yuri Quest, yes.

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>>27591814
>>27591824

Eh. Depends on where you take it.

>>27591718

The door opens inward. This is to the girl’s disadvantage, because the moment you see her, you reach out and drag her into the stall. With your other hand you slam the door shut with a bang like a gunshot before slamming her against it.

“What in God’s name are—MMMMFFFFF!”

You mash your lips against hers, instantly silencing her, and begin to frantically grope and paw at every inch of her flesh that your hands can reach. Oddly enough, she doesn’t resist your searching hands, excepting a few involuntary squeaks as you brush some sensitive spots.

Finally you’re forced to back off to get some air. The girl just stares at you with something resembling pity in her eyes.

“You’re not very good at this, are you?”

>Respond.

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>>27591824
so down for this

hi everyone i will be joining you.

>>27591844
"Like you can do better."

>>27591844
"I just need more practice." Try again.

>>27591844
>>27591872
this

>>27591844
this
>>27591872

>>27591872

Consensus. Writing.

>>27591844
'Like you can do any better onee-chat!'

few sexiber
If you say so captcha

>>27591844
Blush hard and run out of the stall in embarassment.

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>>27591903

“I just need more practice,” you retort, and you dive back in.

She just smirks and spreads her arms as best she can in the confines of the stall. "Come at me, girly."

>Roll 1d20 to pleasure a bitch.

Rolled 16

>>27591934
"I roll to seduce."

Rolled 12

>>27591934
call the help of Odin's cock

Rolled 4

>>27591934
how can I hold

all these nat 1s

Rolled 16

>>27591934
orgasm get

Rolled 15

>>27591934

>>27591934
>>27591947
>>27591950

Forgot to mention I'm taking best of three.

Rolled 8

Here goes nothing.

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Rolled 2

>>27591934
Prison Rapist Quest is a go.

Rolled 12

>>27591970
16 isn't horrible...seeing it is our first time since the transfer.

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>>27591985

You haven't had any whatsoever, considering that you're kind of fifteen years old.

>>27591947

You put on your fiercest grin and resume exploring the girl’s body with every bit of rape-happy enthusiasm you can muster. Your hands slide into her blouse and under her skirt, rubbing and teasing and stroking every square inch of warm, soft skin you can discover. She shudders slightly as your fingers slip into her panties and start massaging the silky heat underneath.

Light pink dusts her cheeks as she sighs under your ministrations, but the girl remains almost completely unmoved. She certainly doesn’t squirm like you imagined.

After five minutes of fondling you remove your fingers from her person and cross your arms, smirking in imitation of her.

“How was that?”

“Five of ten. Maybe six. My turn, by the way.”

With surprising strength, she bends you over the (thankfully closed) toilet bowl and starts giving you the finger.

>Roll 1d20 to resist. First roll, until you get some more experience.

>>27592100

>You can try to fight back, which has an even higher DC.

Rolled 17

>>27592100
let's fight back

Rolled 14

>>27592100
Don't fight back. Watch and learn.

>>27592100
Give in. Take 1.

Rolled 13

>>27592100
Fail please

This is some lewd shit we've gotten into.

>>27592139
Its only just began

>>27592139
But anon it is just like our games.

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>>27592139

Like I said, this is my warmup.

>>27592139
We've only played D&D. This chick plays Emperor's Children and Dark Eldar. We're fucked.

>>27592163
What do you normally run?

I can't wait for this quest to become Prison Bitch Quest when we get convicted for sexual assault.

>>27592222

FATAL.

No, actually, I'm going to RP online with someone tomorrow. I was expecting /tg/ to go full lesbian with this, which fits my intention like a glove.

>>27592264
Nah, let's start a book club. With tea and cake. And lots of action.

>>27592309
Lesbian action, no boys allowed.

>>27592331
But of course.

Rolled 18

>>27592331
Can we at least make her bi....

If we're gonna have a Kuudere busty girl then we need a Yandere DFC.

>>27592342
She likes dragon dildos that's about it.

>>27592264
We can be the Morgan freeman of the loliprison system
"i hear your an oneechan who can get things"
"I've been known to procure an item or two"

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>>27592331

You'll be disappointed with what I had in mind, then.

>>27592127

You last about two minutes before her fingers make divine fire erupt from between your legs and shatters your mind in a detonation of lust, turning you into a gasping, moaning, mewling creature desperately dry-humping the girl’s thigh in a futile effort to get more, more, MORE. Even more impressive is that she kept her hands above your waist.

She simply smiles in satisfaction and dusts her hands off. “And that’s how you make a girl scream. Learned anything new today?”

“Y-yes,” you gasp.

The girl opens the stall door and steps out. You get your first clear look at her face—her features are not as well-designed as yours, but confidence as a beauty of its own.

“The name’s Kokoro, by the way,” she says. “Kokoro Makishita. You?”

>Pick a name.

>>27592391
Anon-kun

>>27592391
Fuck I don't know any japanese names..

>>27592391
Uh... Konoko Yui?

>>27592391
TOSHINO KYOKO!

>>27592428

Anon-CHAN, bitch. GET IT RIGHT!

>>27592435

Anyone else?

>>27592391
Makoto hidekai

>>27592391
Yuri Lesrape

>>27592391
Espa Ghetti.

>>27592380
The MC proceeds to pull a clown car out of her crotch.

>>27592435
let's go with that

>>27592478

They're both first names. Pick one.

>>27592494
Konoko.

>>27592494
Makoto

>>27592494
yui
it's easier to remember

>>27592494
Yuri

Rolled 1

>>27592391
Wait, isn't the higher the roll the better and we rolled 17?

>>27592538
19 dc?

>>27592500
>>27592520

1. Yui Konoko.
2. Konoko Yuugawa.

>>27592538

That roll was with a suggestion to fight back. Sorry. Next time I'll ask for rolls after the decision is confirmed.

>>27592448
Voting for this

>>27592468
Voting for Spaghetti-kun.

>>27592560
>>27592560
yui

Rolled 1

>>27592560

3. Kyoko Toshino.

WHOOPS.

>>27592560
1 I guess

>>27592560
>>27592587
Yuri

>>27592587
>>27592588

Aaaaand it didn't even matter. Yui Konoko it is.

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>>27592645

>Note that Kokoro is NOT like the girl in pic related.

“Yui Konoko,” you reply, standing up and picking up your bag. You redden when you realize that your panties are soaked through. Fortunately for your dignity, the uniform skirt extends just past the knees.

Kokoro laughs at your embarrassment. “I was thinking about nicking your undies, but that might have been going too far. You’re no innocent virgin, though, that’s for sure.”

>MADAME. Disagree and ask her for some more “lessons”.
>MAIDEN. Agree and blush harder.
>Other.

>>27592696
> MADAME. Disagree and ask her for some more “lessons”.
"You wanna do this again sometime?"

>>27592696

F*ck. I mean MADAME agrees and MAIDEN disagrees.

>>27592696
>MADAME. Disagree and ask her for some more “lessons”.

>>27592696
>Disagree and ask her for some more “lessons”.

>>27592720
>>27592731
>>27592745

Confirmed. Writing.

Rolled 13

>>27592696
We're not?

I thought Nemo said we never did this before?

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>>27592771
/tg/, I love you. Jumping on board.

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>>27592795

You're not an /innocent/ virgin.

>>27592771

“I’ve never had sex,” you reply honestly. “But I’d certainly like some more hands-on experience.”

Kokoro smirks. “Why not? But I’ll warn you that I’m a wild ride. Bore me like all the boys and you’re right out. Keep me entertained, though, and I just might keep you around.”

You follow her out of the stall, your eyes glued on her swaying hips as she goes, before she disappears into the main hallway with a flirtatious wink, leaving you with helpless desire burning in your lady hole. Maybe something else, too, judging by her last comment.

Hot damn.

KOKORO ROUTE UNLOCKED!

>Return to class.
>Schlick.
>Play your game again.
>Other.

>>27592904
>>Return to class.

We need to at least pretend we're normal for a bit.

>>27592904
>Play your game again.
while
>Schlick.

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>>27592904
>Schlick.

>>27592904
> Return to class.
Despite being a horny motherfucker, we're a good student.

>>27592904
>return to class
let's hold back for her

>>27592925
>>27592934
>>27592939

Confirmed. Writing.

so am iI the only one who doesnt want to go full slut?

>>27592904
Return to class.

We must build a harem.

Rolled 5

>>27593025
i think the question your asking is wether we stick with this bitch or fuck the next big pair of tits that walks by

Rolled 9

>>27593046
or penis...

>>27593025

I didn't want to either but its unavoidable now I think.

>>27593062
>/tg/
>not lesbian
pick one

>>27593062
I could go for some dick

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>>27593025

If you don't want to, then you might want to vote against future sexings not involving Kokoro. You might even want to reject her.

>>27592947

You want to touch yourself to the memory of Kokoro touching you until the fire in your loins dies down, but you do have to get to class. Good grades are one of the only things going for you right now. They might even be a gateway to making actual friends!

After quickly rearranging your clothes, you hurry back to Classroom 2-5. It’s still fairly early and barely half the students have already arrived.

You sit next to the wall, in the middle of the row and behind a group of giggling bimbo types. Today, however, there’s a new face in your general area, in the seat to the rear and the left of yours. He’s an American boy—big, burly, and blond. You dismiss him for later introductions and head down the aisle to your desk.

But just as you pass the bimbos, one of whom is smiling nastily, your foot abruptly collides with something and you trip!

>Roll 1d20 to catch yourself.

>>27593077
talk about yourself, the only dick i like seeing going in a chick is mine

Rolled 9

>>27593079

Rolled 2

>>27593079
rollin for them to not see our panties

Rolled 15

>>27593079
Rolling.

Rolled 19

>>27593079

>>27593091
rolled a d10

Rolled 19

>>27593091
This is a 1d10 sorry, reroll

Rolled 10

>>27593103
you saved us so hard

and kept the "heroic" amercian bot from stepping in to save us from the mean bullies

>>27593108
>>27593114
wut
not sure if you two are the same, but the dice gods are on your sides

>>27593108

SAFE! Writing.

Rolled 1

>>27593129
i think we just became a gymnist and flipped over the desk instead of slamming our face into it

not today america

>>27593079
>They might even be a gateway to making actual friends!
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeerd

>>27593150
A route that leads to more half-asian masterrace walking the Earth might not be a bad thing.

Rolled 18

>>27593157
my last captcha was "nerdling spotted" so we gotta go full slutty lesbian nerd

>>27593135
Bimbo gonna get cut for that.

>>27593175
True facts

>>27593175
>>27593150
i think its more "not today men" but ehh

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>>27593129
No we're not
And, hey, I finally got a good roll in one of these!

Rolled 5

>>27593175
We are lesbian, ever if we weren't we are pure blood and will not create inferior specimens.

>>27593147

You'll need a nat20 for that, anon.

Also, am I writing too slowly?

>>27593117
He's a robot? Awesome, I bet he's got a hydraulic dick.

>>27593240
I'm also watching GuP quest. You're fine.

>>27593240
it's fine, but yeah you're a bit slow

>>27593240
Quicker certainly wouldn't be bad but I'd rather you take your time to write well.

>>27593240
Not at all Nemo-chan, but sexy lesbian scenes are tough to wait for.

>>27593228
im not sure what your trying to prove other than you thought you were also someone else.

>>27593240
nah, just make it quality and theres no complaints

>>27593240
You're fine.

>>27593240
Your pace is fine.

>>27593240

Your hand instantly snaps out to catch the edge of your desk, halting you in midair. Then, as fast as a striking cobra, you stomp down hard on whatever it was that snagged your foot before it can retract itself. Someone behind you yelps in pain.

Smirking, you swing around into your seat, dropping your bag by the back leg.

“Not today, America,” you say, in—

>English. (backstory element)
>Japanese.

>>27593272
turkish. just to fuck with things

>>27593272
Russian.

>>27593204
>>27593229
Hence the 'might'. Not in this case, though.
I like where this lesbo route is going so far.

>>27593272
French.

>>27593272
HUEHUEHUE. Portuguese.

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>>27593272

Image.

And thanks for the feedback, guys.

>>27593283
>>27593284
>>27593292

Consensus?

>>27593272
Russian. Just to be funny.

>>27593240
Be slow but make it good that's the best way

>>27593272
German.

>>27593308
ill change mine from turkish to russian

>>27593272
Japanese

>>27593272
french
"pas aujourd'hui, Amérique"

>>27593308
I like Russian, plus it's even marginally supportable.

>>27593320

Russian it is, which makes my task easier because I don't think 4chan displays Cyrillic letters.

>>27593308
i think thats 4 for russian
>>27593284
>>27593309
>>27593320
>>27593329

\>>27593272
Swedish

>>27593305
Ask the bimbos to gibe u moni pls or u repot them to the teacher.

>>27593335
I thought it did?

до свидания

>>27593348
>reporting them to the teacher
>not lesbo raping them in the nearest bathroom
wut

>>27593359
We blackmail the bimbos so we can buy a giant black dildo to fuck our new friend with.

>>27593372
make that double sided and double pronged and that's a deal

>>27593308
English

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>>27593397

>>27593429
Our new friend will think so to

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>>27593354

Thing is, I don't know Russian. The best you're going to get is Google Translate shit.

>>27593335

>RUSSIAN

“Tomorrow is America, just not today,” the American replies in the same language. He somehow manages to speak Russian in a stereotypical twangy Texan drawl. “I’m Daniel Sommers, by the way. I’m new here. You?”

“Yui Konoko.” You set out your notebook and pencils.

“A pleasure.” He takes out a textbook. “By the way, is this the book for Pre-Calc? My Japanese sucks.”

It is, in fact.

>Confirm.
>Lie and make him panic.

>>27593504
LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE

>>27593504
lie

>>27593504
>>Confirm.

Friends are good things.

>>27593504
Punch him in the dick and run to your next class.

>>27593504
Lie for the lulz

>>27593530
>>27593540
>>27593570

Confirmed. You do realize I subscribe to the theory of laser-guided karma, right?

>>27593504
so the question is wether or not to make him our straight friend?

he will be good for dealing with the blodne bully.

confirm the friendzoning

>>27593504
Confirm. We are a nerd.

>>27593597
allow for a little more time fro consensus, with your long breaks people will comeback and not get a chance to vote.

confirm

>>27593597
>You do realize I subscribe to the theory of laser-guided karma, right?
Eh, he probably deserves it.

>>27593504
confirm

>>27593642

I meant for you guys. Alright then, with Tell The Truth having a last-minute comeback, we'll go with that.

>>27593597
he has a texan accent, he's asking for it

>>27593597
Yeah, you need more than the first five answers.

Give it 5-10 minutes.

Also voting to confirm.

>>27593660
This. Also,a texan who knows russian? He's probably a filthy SPY.

>>27593660
>>27593642
thats not racist or anything. plus this texan knows russian, he is either a badass or atleast interesting

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>>27593669

Got it. New policy with all the posters here is first to five votes.

Writing.

>>27593690
or his uncle is an ex-spetznaz commander and left for amercia cause russia sucks. he then trained is nephew in CQC and russiab.

c'mon use some imagination

>>27593504
Confirm. He's testing us to see if we'll lie.

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>>27593745
THAT TEXAN'S A BLOODY SPAI!

>>27593783
atleast he's not black

>>27593816
Oh god no niggers near us

>>27593851
This is Japan, we should be able to get away with killing any nigger on sight and claiming he was trying to rape poor Kokoro-kun

>>27593911
Based nippon

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>>27593715

“You have the right one,” you say.

“Thanks,” he replies, clearly relieved. “Actually, if you have time, would you mind helping me with—?”

“Don’t push it.”

“Okay, okay, no need to get testy.” Daniel holds his hands up in the universal gesture for peace. “I know Japanese people like their decorum in front of strangers. Thanks for not lying, by the way.”

The sensei enters the room and ends your conversation, if an exchange of words so paltry could be called that. The bimbos up front stare at you and Daniel in clear surprise before the class representative calls the students to stand and bow to the instructor.

As usual, Yuugawa-sensei drops his bag next to his desk and takes out his lesson book, but this time he doesn’t immediately begin the lecture.

“As you all know,” he says, “The next two weeks are Club Advertisement Weeks. As sophomores you’re all expected to either create or join a club.”

The class groans as one. Nobody likes free time at home being reduced.

“I know, I know, but the principal has mandated that people will be graded for their club activities. It’s some new nonsense the district board’s raised about social skills.”

>cont’d

>>27594005
Sooooooo... is it time to start The Sexual Education Club. the club where we (and our lesbian friend) educate the masses in how to have sex.

>>27594079

You might want to keep that on the down low.

>>27594005

Well, that’s not good. You have no idea what kind of clubs you can join. You’re even less sure of who’ll accept your application to join—certainly not whoever would allow the bimbos to join, but admittedly they have their looks to cover that.

Class goes by quickly. Before you know it, the lunch hour has arrived. A glance out the window shows you that the grounds are practically covered with tents and pickets.

>Eat and think about clubs later.
>Try to find a club to join.
>Get an application to form a club. You will need to find three people to sign it.

>>27594113
>Try to find a club to join.
Lets be on the lookout for Kokoro

>>27594079
nah, too direct
>>27594113
try to find a club
maybe our lovely friend is in some club we could join... [that totally will not involve pervy stuff]

>>27594113
Get an application. Make it 'The Cool People Who Learn About Sex' Club. Get Mitokaze Junichi, the Kokoro Makishita, and Daniel Sommers.

>>27594197

You're not exactly cool. Junichi is Pretty Boy's first name, by the way.

>>27594113
Try to find a club kendo or judo

>>27594237
That doesn't mean we can't fight our way to the top of the cool chain. If we act the part long enough we become the part.

>>27594113
Form our own club, if nothing else. Classic literature club - come here to unwind.

>>27594308
>unwind
We all know what that means.

>>27594237

I'm not getting a lot of consensus here.

1. Try to find a club.
2. Form a classical literature club. (what kind of literature?)
3. Form a sex ed club. (roll required later)

>>27594364
Find club

>>27594391
3

>>27594364
>3. Form a sex ed club. (roll required later)
well if your actually considering it

>>27594364
Find a club.

>>27594415

The DC is extremely high and will require multiple successes.

>>27594434
LETS GO FOR IT.

>>27594005
What's the big deal with clubs in Japan, anyway?

>>27594507

Less Japan and more anime tropes, I think. You'd have to ask /jp/.

>>27594507
In some schools it's mandatory to join a club.

>>27594364
try to find a club

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>>27594507

Keeps the kids busy so they don't join delinquent gangs made up of badasses that wear their uniform shirts unbuttoned over their shoulders, wield shinai, and style their hair into pompadours.

>>27594364
>3. Form a eroge/hentai research club.

>>27594563
lel
but 3, lets play it off as this>>27594591 though. it should lower the DC just a tad. and even if we do fail we can go find one from there

>>27594563
>>27594536
Why not just get a job?

>>27594671

You're not old enough yet.

>>27594391
>>27594418
Find club: 3

>>27594410
>>27594415
>>27594591
>>27594666
Form sex ed/eroge club: 4

>>27594741
i think that settles it then

>>27594671
It's a graduation requirement.

Like here (I don't know if it's like this in the states), I had to get 30 volunteer hours to graduate high school.
It's for "benefiting the community" and "getting the experience".

I guess it's just so they have experience in doing something.

>>27594741

Whoops.

>>27594559

>>27594482

Dunno if this counts as a separate vote for 3.

>>27594756

Going to need five votes total for either, anon. I'll wait five more minutes for any comeback.

Next story post is the last one for today.

>>27594766
i was he one you responded to and i didnt post the "lets go for it" so yeah

>>27594766
The let's do it post was me and I hadn't voted yet.

>>27594823

That's 5. You'll need to come up with an SFW name for the club, unless you want to trust this to /tg/ dice.

>>27594868
oh well
lady's good health club?

>>27594868

The Intimacy Exploration Club?

>>27594868
Biology club

>>27594868
Popular Gaming Mythbusting club?

>>27594918
i can second this

>>27594932
>>27594918
>>27594911

Keep in mind what the teacher said. Your club activities will be GRADED. That means ADULTS and MORAL GUARDIANS will see it.

And I don't see an appropriate name that won't require a roll.

>>27594925

Too vague. There's already one, in any case.

>>27594932

You voted for an eroge/sex ed club, remember?

>>27594965
Friend making club.

>>27594965
hmmmmm we can always blackmail the grader with sexual harassment

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>>27594989

You funny guy.

Alright, I change my mind. This and >>27594932 seem vaguely related enough to our true intentions to disguise it.

>>27595029

You also funny guy.

But I kill you first. That's not going to work unless you use Haruhi-level douchebaggery.

>>27594989
Why not?

>>27595055
We haven't established enough of a personality to not act like Haruhi. We could still do it. We could become the bitch.

>>27594507
Well, with parents that either aren't at home or just don't care, clubs keep the kids outta gangs or causing trouble

>>27595055
Casual Romance Club? Like the game.

>>27595055

You decide to make a club yourself. There’ll be zero risk for rejection. The only problem will be the signatures.

Of course, you have two possible ones—Kokoro and Daniel. A club created entirely for the purposes of screwing each other’s brains out in a classroom, where anyone might walk in, just might be exciting enough to catch the other girl’s interest. And who knows, you might be able to bribe Daniel with the chance to watch.

When you think about it more, you realize that you might be able to lure in even Junichi with that wet, juicy carrot. He apparently does want into your skirt. Maybe he’d like a side of E-cup tits with that order and a show before the meal.

But what to call it, you wonder? The Friend-making Club? It would be a nice touch of irony.

You snicker. Yeah. The (Sex) Friend-making Club.

TBC.

>You have become the FOUNDER.
>And you have no idea how tempting it is for me to blow this up in your faces, thereby locking three routes, one of which you might like.

>Next time is...I dunno. Next Saturday?

>>27591488
>on /tg/
>doesn't know Planescape: Torment
You sad, sad shell of a man. Leave this place, and return when you can tell us this:
What can change the nature of a man?

>>27595328
Can you try for tomorrow or no? Even for just an hour or so. Also, got a twitter?

>>27595426

Tomorrow is certainly possible. I do have a Twitter, but giving it would lead to people screaming about starting a new quest and abandoning my old one.

why stop its so early

>>27595449
Alright, see you later, Thanks for writing. Wonder if it will still somehow be Haganai-related. Have fun with whatever you were warming-up for.

>>27591651

Wait a minute. We have straight dark hair, reasonably large breasts, were antisocial, we ha to transfer schools because we fondled a girl in the old one, we don't like pretty boys and now we're in lust in first sight with a girl who has short dark hair and enormous tits?

We are not Rika, /tg/. We're Misha. Time to dye this hair.

>>27595631

I was honestly expecting /tg/ to turn Yui into Sena with Kyonko's personality.

W-why is this so fun? Oh fuck what are you doing to me OP?!

What's with the LEL SO FUNNEH archive description?

>>27595923

Iunno. Something about the scene with Kokoro?

>>27595923
Some people think shitting up the archives is making a statement and saving the board.

>Start off quest as shy high school girl with a wide variety of choices
>First thing we do is lesbian sex

Never change tg.

>>27601599
Don't worry, /tg/ is incorrigible.

>>27601622
Is there anything /tg/ is more fond of?

>>27605502
Murderkilling things.

>>27595631
WHAHAHA!

>>27601599
And I'm still not satisfied. We were supposed to be a prison bitch by now!

>>27608828
Give it time, it's only Thread One.
Also, what the hell is with boys even being considered to join the club? Let's keep looking to see if we find a Kobato or a Maria.