>>27584308
No, the reason you need a life outside the house is so you can take care of yourself. You have....an issue. It might be a problem. It might be a curse. It could just be unfortunate coincidence. But it is definitely unavoidable, and worse, needs to be taken care of in the next few days. For the hunger has been growing stronger, day by day, and always will, especially since you've been forced to skip a few while moving. As you look into the mirror at the back of the walk in closet, wearing simple white panties and the hateful training bra you will never grow into, you consider what brought you to this point in your unnatural life.

(Most votes in 10-15 minutes will determine the answers to the pertinent questions; details can be provided to a certain extent. Choosing the {Bonus} items, which can sometimes be combined with write ins, has the effect of giving you better skills and abilities, but at the cost of making your work and your identity that much more detectable in the cities you are or have been in by the hunters, the hunted, and other potential problems; for instance, choosing the Scalpel as the tool of your trade gives you unparalleled skill in using it, but there is little chance of a coroner mistaking your handiwork for anyone else's work.)

What kind of hunger drives you to such distraction that you must hunt the most dangerous game? [Your reasoning may change over time.]
[] Nothing else tastes as good, so you eat what you prefer. Sociopathy is like that.
[] You suffer from psychopathic anthropophagy. It's simply in your nature, whether you like it or not.
[] It's what you were taught was proper, necessary. You've followed those teachings all this time.
[] You are possessed by - or possessed of - the spirit of the Wendigo; you have fugue states when you are awake, and your nightmares are indescribable.
[] Other. {Bonus: Necessity Drives You.}

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>>27584308
It has cometh!

>>27584337
>>27584337
[X] You are possessed by - or possessed of - the spirit of the Wendigo; you have fugue states when you are awake, and your nightmares are indescribable.
Let it be so~!

>>27584337
>[X] Nothing else tastes as good, so you eat what you prefer. Sociopathy is like that.

>>27584337
>[X] You are possessed by - or possessed of - the spirit of the Wendigo; you have fugue states when you are awake, and your nightmares are indescribable.

>>27584337
Your religion is really strict on the kinds of meat you can eat. If you can't have pork, you'll have the next best thing.

>>27584337
[X] You are possessed by - or possessed of - the spirit of the Wendigo; you have fugue states when you are awake, and your nightmares are indescribable.

Sounds the most fun.

>>27584337
[ x ] Nothing else tastes as good, so you eat what you prefer. Sociopathy is like that.
[ x ] You suffer from psychopathic anthropophagy. It's simply in your nature, whether you like it or not.

A bit of both. We do it mainly because we like it but it's not just that. We have to do it, one can choose ignore her likes, not us, not this particular one. The urge to do it intensifies, we crave for it more and more if we try and fight it. If it is impossible to stop, and if you really like doing it anyways, why stop, right? We just keep on going.

>>27584414
I like it as well.

>>27584337
>[] You are possessed by - or possessed of - the spirit of the Wendigo; you have fugue states when you are awake, and your nightmares are indescribable.

>>27584337
[X] You are possessed by - or possessed of - the spirit of the Wendigo; you have fugue states when you are awake, and your nightmares are indescribable.

If it won't turn into angst. If it would, I'd rather it be: [X] It's what you were taught was proper, necessary. You've followed those teachings all this time.

Wendigo is the most boring option if you ask me, but most people seem to think it is fun so i guess nothing that can be done.

The hunger has been growing steadily. Even after you gorged yourself - and you take deliberate pains to forget the details of that fiasco - the hunger is already coming back.

Running your hands over your face, and taking a deep breath, you feel it inside you, that unnerving, oily movement inside you that reminds you that you are never alone, even when you are alone in a crowd. You lift your head, looking at your soft, unblemished face, your bright, youthful eyes, and your perfect teeth.

Ageless.

You have the appearance of a girl of fourteen or so, give or take a year or two. It seems to depend on how you present yourself more than anything else. How old you really are? A very good question, one you try not to think about much. What causes it? A better and unpleasant question. [Answers are usually true.]
[] You are over 80. Your peculiar diet has something to do with it, you're sure.
[] You are over 120 years old. Because of....that part of you, seem to be immune to non-injury caused death - poisons, drowning, or other environmental problems hurt you or make you sick, but do not kill you. You eventually recover from any injury you have suffered at the normal healing rate, but with minimal or no scarring or side effects. You don't know if anything would regrow. Yet.
[] You have no idea how old you are. You don't think you are human at all anymore: you're alive, but you aren't normal by any stretch of the imagination.
[] Who cares? You've avoided knowing this long, you can continue to avoid knowing.
[] Other. {Bonus: Someone Did This To You.}

>>27584557
[X] You are over 80. Your peculiar diet has something to do with it, you're sure.

>>27584557
[X] Other. {Bonus: Someone Did This To You.}

Since we're a possessed by a Wendigo maybe an Algonquian shaman did something to us.

>>27584557
[X] Other. {Bonus: Someone Did This To You.}
You're in your mid-fifties. While there are still many people alive who might have known you, you've made sure to avoid contact with them.
>>27584593
You knew you shouldn't have camped out there, but at the time it seemed like a fun adventure and all this talk of "curses" rather ridiculous to your young mind.

>>27584557

[x] You have no idea how old you are. You don't think you are human at all anymore: you're alive, but you aren't normal by any stretch of the imagination

>>27584557
[ x ] Other
Well, since we chose the Wendigo, might as well take the {Bonus: Someone Did This To You.}
We are between someting 1000 to 1100 years old. We were born in a viking tribe. A wendigo spirit, it has many other names in many different cultures, chose us as its host, but failed to completely take control. We have been living in a symbiotic relationship for centuries. I give us power, immortality almost, and in return we feed it along with ourselves.

>>27584557
>[] You are over 80. Your peculiar diet has something to do with it, you're sure.

>>27584647
Second

>>27584611
>>27584647
Both of these are good.

>>27584557
[x] You have no idea how old you are. You don't think you are human at all anymore: you're alive, but you aren't normal by any stretch of the imagination.

Memory is difficult to maintain after a while. Perhaps trauma made that worse. Snippets, flashes, deja vu is all that remains. Might be 80, might be more.

>>27584647
The symbiotic relationship sounds more like an agreement over having this done to you. I guess if you combine it with the curse suggestion from above it could work.

>>27584647
That seems cheesy. No offense, but I'd rather it be some degree of mystery.

>>27584557
Going with
>>27584647
Would say 120 but it has no votes so choosing something with a decent chance

>>27584647
Hmm i support this. But with the memory loss idea proposed here>>27584696
We are more than a 1000 years old but we have blanks in our memory. Some for hours, some for years. It gets worse the older the memories. So there is not much we can remember about our real childhood.

>>27584647
Nah, that's beaten down as fuck.

>>27584706
>The symbiotic relationship sounds more like an agreement over having this done to you.
There was nothing we can do to banish it out of our system. It failed to completely take over. So we just kept on living as it is. It sounds quite probable to me, but its my idea so i might not be completely unbiased.

>>27584782
I'm saying why would you continue a symbiotic existence with something you had to keep from taking over your body for thousands of years? I would have been doing everything I can to get it out or kill myself if I had to constantly fight to stay in control of myself not enter a symbiotic relationship

You know how old you are, in a very vague sort of way. Vague partly because your restless sleep has a habit of stealing memories of the past and painting them into pictures of some lifetime spent drowning in flesh and blood, with periods of lucidity where the world changed, the woods became towns, and the people spread, everywhere. But you remember the wiseman's face. How he cursed you, cursed you for not being the boy he thought you were when you'd apprenticed to him, after he woke you roughly that night. It's not like there was a big difference between boys and girls at that point anyways, and you had less body fat to make you pretty, but that didn't matter much to him.

And Gods, did he curse you. Your finger traces the faint line along your belly, where he cut you open and shoved that....the....whatever he put inside you, in you. The pain was indescribable. You ran from the tent and then you stumbled into someone. And all you could think of was flesh, and blood and sating that empty pit in your body. And you couldn't ever get enough of it. That first, how sweet flesh of ---- [Determines your preferred food. Other kinds will suffice in a pinch.]
[] A man or woman (An adult.)
[] A boy (Your apparent age.)
[] A girl. (Your apparent age.)
[] You don't know who it was.
[] Other. {Bonus: You Loved Her.}

>>27584805
>kill myself if I had to constantly fight to stay in control of myself
Thats not what i meant in the original suggestion though. It tried and failed. We are not in a constant fight with it.

>>27584821
A baby.

>>27584821
[X] A girl. (Your apparent age.)

Lolis eating Lolis. Let's go all the way.

>>27584821
[ x ] A man or woman (An adult.)

>>27584821
[X] A boy (Your apparent age.)
We seduce them before we eat them.

>>27584821
>[] A man or woman (An adult.)

We eat paedophiles.

Aldo, I'm getting massive Let the Right One In vibes from this quest.

>>27584859
Yeah no.

>>27584821

[X] A girl. (Your apparent age.)
+
[X] Other. {Bonus: You Loved Her.}

It only works if you know them. If there is some warmth there. Friendship. Affection. That's what keeps it fed and tame. With just the flesh of strangers, what patchwork collection of what you once were, where you came from, only fades faster.

>>27584874
...yes.

>>27584874
>>27584890
Why not both?

>>27584890
I kind of like this idea.

Seconding.

>>27584890
>>27584874
Yea, we seduce the guys (and women) first before we eat them.

>>27584913
>>27584914
>>27584921
So basically we give a blowjob and then chomp down?

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>>27584874
>>27584890

Pic related.

>>27584929
Seconding. Or thirding, or whichever number.

>>27584874
>>27584890
>>27584921
>>27584929
These.

>>27584931
No, we establish a connection first and eat them once we're finished with the act and their defences are down.

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>>27584890
>>27584874
>>27584913
>>27584914
>>27584921
>>27584929
>>27584931
Well, this thread was fun while it lasted.

>>27584890

Also, the first person we ate was our first abuser. The reason we made the pact (or the Wendigo was drawn to us) in the first place.

>>27584896
>>27584890
>>27584874
Combine. We eat adults (male or female) who has some form of affection for us. It may be they are a paedophile, it may be they love us as a child or a student etc... But there must be an affection or it will only sate the hunger for a short time.

>>27584965
Ok, this is even better, changing my vote from >>27584944 to this

>>27584963
>The reason we made the pact (or the Wendigo was drawn to us) in the first place.
NOPE, that goes directly against canon. Read the previous update.

>>27584955
...just what were you EXPECTING?

>>27584821
>[X] A boy (Your apparent age.)

>>27584963
>>27584974

That combines disturbingly well with canon, actually. The shaman we apprenticed to woke us up in the middle of the night to rape us, which is how he discovered we were a girl. Explains why he was so pissed off, too.

>>27584965
Yeah, lets not be chasing around paedophiles all the time. This works.

>>27584965
Let's do this.

>>27584993
Nah, this is pretty dumb.

>>27584987
Hey now. I can be optimistic. Though yeah, I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up. /tg/ and character gen leads to dark and stupid places.

>>27584987

Not him, but I'd have had a lot of fun doing some kind of loli Hannibal Lecter immortal psychopath thing.

>>27585018
But that's what we're doing.

Just with more lewd.

>>27584965
Fourthed

>>27585018
In retrospect, I don't feel like I should have voted Wendigo. Your version sounds less ruin-prone.

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I am fine with everything so far except the lewd.

>>27585018
>>27585030
Yea, we're doing exactly that, just with a bit more lewdness.

>>27585030
No, we're almost pedo justice warrior Mike Myers.

>>27585071
More lewd isn't a good thing.

>>27585058
>>27585030

>lewd

There's an easy policy to make in order to stop the lewd in its tracks. If anyone wants to get physical with us, we eat them. Not after the act, but before. They want to consume us, we'll consume them first. We'll be the ultimate anti-waifu.

>>27585084
>More lewd isn't a good thing.
Meh, I feel perfectly neutral about it.

>>27585085
A hell yes to that.

Let's not make this Fetish Thread #15.

>>27585085
See, this is what I was saying up in >>27584931, but it seems like other people don't get off to the idea of an immortal loli biting your penis off. Weirdos.

>>27585047
I kind of don't see how not choosing Wendigo would have stopped people from suggesting paedophiles as a preferred target at all since it has nothing to do with it. This would have happened anyway.

>>27585085
You horrible, horrible person.
I like you

>>27585107
That is true, but 'lolviking' wouldn't have come to mind without it.

>>27585107
But Wendigo-magic-madness is the OPPOSITE of Hannibal.

>>27585106
>Weirdos.
AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Where do you /think/ you are?

>>27585107

Well, it'd make the cannibalism more "classical music with a glass of chianti" and less "tribal feeding frenzy on all fours while covered in blood and guts".

Of course, the ghoulish frenzy thing could be something we just outgrew. We've come to embrace civilization and refinement in the last 250 years or so.

/tg/ you should realize with that bonus, you'll not be able to attach any other characters much since you'll be compelled to eat them more and more. i am sure tg will just get attached to the first nice npc they see, and i hope we wont be able to decide we dont want to eat him/her after we chose the damn "eat the one you" option.

>>27585130
>>27585139
Eh, I find that to be Hannibal style to be boring and overdone. Of course, feeding frenzy is just as boring but I like the conflict that comes with the Wendigo option so it's still preferable.

>Apologies for the delay. something came up, due to medicines. Writing.

>>27584821
>[] Other. {Bonus: You Loved Her.}

>>27585143
>implying we won't find a way around it

>>27585143
>implying killing all love interests is not a good thing

>>27585168
Let's not.

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>>27585143
>you'll not be able to attach any other characters much since you'll be compelled to eat them more and more

That reminds me, I need to catch up on Sankarea.

>>27585168
that was exactly what i was talking about. there shouldn't be way around it. we like to eat the ones we love, so we should eat them. i know tg will just go "we have to find another way" but i hope it'll not be allowed since we chose it as a defining characteristic.
this happens way too often, tg chooses a characteristic then does the exact opposite whenever they feel like. qm's shouldnt allow it so much.

>>27585206
No you don't.
It's been steadily growing worse since then.
The Zoma Island arc was trash.

>>27585206
Oh, this happened. I dropped it when they were seperated in an airport(iirc) since i got bored. but it seems it got interesting.

>>27585213
Hopefully it'll be this quest that does it too.

>>27585213
I'm hoping that xqm lets them roll to resist urges, and every success just raises the DC for the next one. And the penalty for failing gets ramped up with every success.

And eating someone / failing does not reset the DC or failure penalties.

Shit would be glorious.

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soooooo we are an paedophile eating loli because we got possessed by a wendigo making us (technically) immortal?

Reminds me of WoD but instead of blood keeping us fed we have to eat the flesh of living things?

.......I like it

You shove the thought out of your mind immediately. That's not how you want to remember her. She didn't deserve that. She bore you for nine months, raised you, brought you to life. And when he tried to intervene....he was just....more food.

Sadly, you can never forget. What lives inside you, having had that first taste of flesh – sacred flesh by the teaching of your people, the MOST sacred flesh – can never, ever get enough of it. Even now, if there's not some spark, some touch of affection, it won't sate the appetites you have. Suppress them, make them livable, but never sate them. That's part of why you're in trouble now. Because it took....

….you don't want to remember how many. They were strangers,. An entire family. It took an entire family to get you through the two weeks of moving. Now it is three days later and you are already feeling that oily, hot sickness in your belly that will become a pressure that you start drowning in. You reach out and grasp something off the closet shelf, grip it like a talisman, a charm to ward off the evil. That's not what it is of course. It's going to help you, because despite everything, you're still a child in body. Unless you lose all control, you simply aren't strong enough to bring down a man or a woman without careful planning – and this.

[Determines your general style of....work.]
[] A knife.
[] A small pistol.
[] A straight razor.
[] A Powerful stungun.
[] Other. {Bonus: A Scalpel.}

>>27585353
[X] A Powerful stungun.

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>>27585353
>[] A basketball

>>27585378
Wat?

[x] A straight razor.

>>27585353
[ x ] A straight razor.
Simple and easy to acquire, still a very good tool for what we do.

>>27585353
[x] knife

It'll help with carving too, and if we really are that old it'll be more familiar than a gun.

>>27585353
[X] Other. {Bonus: A Scalpel.}
Exactly what I had in mind. Quick, nasty, deadly in the practiced hands, doesn't need much physical strength, and concealable.

Bleeding out isn't that painful a way to die.

>>27585353
What about a captive bolt pistol?

Y'know, the thing they use to slaughter animals.

We loli Anton Chigurh

>>27585353
>[] A straight razor.

>>27585439

this has a lot of flavor

>>27585439
Easily distinguishable and very hard to conceal to boot.

I'm >>27585398

Changing to >>27585439

>>27585353
[x] Other. {Bonus: A Scalpel.}

>>27585329

http://wiki.white-wolf.com/worldofdarkness/index.php?title=Nagaraja is what comes to mind here.

>>27585353
[X] A straight razor.

>>27585387
Ro-Kyu-Bu! is a series involving basketball playing lolis being overseen by their paedophile teacher.

Just gripping the smooth metal handle of the straight razor soothes the turmoil inside your body. The physical turmoil at least; it knows it will be getting fed soon now, so the....thing in you slowly relaxes it's concertina wire thrashing in your body. Your heart rate is still up, and you have to make some other decisions.

Standing up straight, you open the straight razor, studying it. You've honed this one recently, and it is sharp enough to slice down to the bone. Unlike the movies, there is no wicked gleam of light, no mystical shimmer. You can't see anything more of your reflection aside form a pale golden blur from the yellowish bulb hanging above you. In your culture, weapons were sacred, a thing to be revered and cared for. You don't keep most of these – they dull quickly especially with as much extensive use as you are force to put them through. Your eyes slide to the case in the corner where you grabbed this one from, and there is an actual gleam of light off of the other one.

But that one is for special....times. Special times. Special people. This will do, for now, because you haven't the time to woo anyone just now. Unless you can manage to find just the right person.

Setting the razor aside, you move to the rack of clothing, containing the vital few outfits a young girl of your persuasion should have. And a few she probably shouldn't. But in this case, feeling slightly calmer, you might be able to manage a miracle, if you're lucky.

Time to get dressed.

[Determines the kind of....prey....you are most likely to attract, regardless of your preference in prey.]
[] A pretty dress.
[] A school uniform.
[] Jeans and a long sleeved shirt.
[] A simple skirt, blouse, and a long jacket.
[] Shorts and a t-shirt.
[] Other. {Bonus: Gothic Lolita/Harajuku/Kink.}

>>27585652
[X] Other. {Bonus: Gothic Lolita/Harajuku/Kink.}
Gothic lolita dress. We'll touch our outfit up with a few white streaks in our hair.

>>27585652
[] Shorts and a t-shirt.
i have no idea what kind of prey would take this bait but here we go

>>27585652
[] A pretty dress.

I think this would be one thing that reminds us of our long-lost (?) humanity.

>>27585652
>[] Other. {Bonus: Gothic Lolita/Harajuku/Kink.}

>>27585652
[x] Other.
Whatever that loli in the OP pic is wearing. I like that.

>>27585746
How are we going to attract prey that way?

>>27585760
Whatever it is is awesome. They will come.

>>27585652

[X] Jeans and a long sleeved shirt.

Failing that,

[] A simple skirt, blouse, and a long jacket.
or
[] A pretty dress.
Whichever has more votes. Damn it, guys, why the Goth Loli. Seriously.

>>27585652
[x] Jeans and a long sleeved shirt.

>>27585652

Office lady. It makes us look like a trainee in a company, commands a bit more respect and/or makes us look cuter.

>>27585652
[x] Gothic lolita

>>27585866
Fourteen year old trainee in a company? It'd look 2kawaii4me especially with glasses.

>>27585901
Remember we can also play the "i really am an adult, despite how i look" too.

>>27585938
Even better.

>>27585968
>>27585938
Too bad we're stuck with Gothic Lolita because people are fucking stupid.

Rolled 18

>>27585652
I'm confused so we're a lesbian vampire...

>>27586074
wendigo

>>27586058
Yeah... Gothic lolita looks great, but there are far more people that don't think so, which would make our life a tad harder. Sadly.

Rolled 8

>>27586105
A lesbian wendigo? Not sure if want...

At first you reach for the long sleeved faux turtleneck you usually wear out. Those and tight jeans get some attention without a lot of stares, and you can usually manage to seem a little older or younger depending on how you act.

A slow, thick revolution inside your gut, accompanied by a very painful tightening of the coils and loops of your digestive tract, reminds you that you are in trouble already. You might not have time for a slow stalk. And you're too new in this city to risk a simple stand by meal. That's why you bought the other clothing before you moved. Nearby is a place that will see exactly what you want them to see, and the people there will not be as wary as they should. If you are lucky, very lucky, you might find someone willing to give you a phone number.

To call you. Ask you on a date.

Even thinking the words makes your heart ache. Not a physical pain, no, but it hurts, almost as deep as the chasms in your mind. To the back of the closet, next to the mirror. The outfit is elaborate, and tailored. You try only to think of how it will get you fed, how it will help you achieve your goal, but you can't help letting a little honesty slip through. It really is a pretty dress. Not quite Victorian, not quite modern, and certainly the cutting edge of the cos-play scene. Black velvet, white lace, actual bone buttons, and silk, lots and lots of fine silk.

[Con't.]

>>27586132
>>27586074
Do we /need/ to be a Lesbian in absolutely every game?

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>>27586132
>>27586074

>>27586144
Nah, let's be straight or at most Bi for once. Not that it matters in the long run.

>>27586135
It is both costume and mask, and far more importantly, it will help you fit right into the club you will be showing up at. The Luminagerie has the most eclectic soirées in downtown, and more importantly, it didn't serve alcohol, while catering to a wide variety of ages. As you dress, with greater care than you want to take – you're so HUNGRY! - you hope, pray to Gods most people have long forgotten, that someone will take the risk and seek you out. Or let you speak to them. And maybe, just maybe, you'll manage to placate the thing inside you for one more day.

Because if you can just find the right person, one of the ones who isn't just interested in a quicky in an alley or a fumble in the car after driving you home....your stomach clenches, your mouth watering as you recall that one. He had been so close, so very close to being someone you could like. He just didn't want to wait a day or two more. And when he grabbed you, held you....you couldn't stop yourself. You took what you had to have even if it wasn't what you needed from him. That MESS.

[Finally, we learn how you eat your food; may influence how easy it is to identify your presence in an area.]
[] You just feed until you can feed no more. Voraciously, viciously. Like an animal.
[] You harvest what you think would be best and have learned how to cook it in many ways.
[] It takes time, and effort, but when you are done, there is nothing left. It takes almost a week to finish what you start.
[] Other: {Bonus: The Heart. The Liver. And Those Special Parts Down There.}

>>27586144
We're not confirmed lesbian. Nothing suggests as such so far.
It's safe to assume that is still the case since it's fa/tg/uys and female characters.

>>27586202
[] You just feed until you can feed no more. Voraciously, viciously. Like an animal.

>>27586202
>[] Other:
The skin. We tear off the skin and eat it like a greedy fat kid with a bucket of fried chicken.

>>27586202
>{Bonus: The Heart. The Liver. And Those Special Parts Down There.}
Yes, we have a foot fetish, it's our favorite meal.

>>27586202

[X] It takes time, and effort, but when you are done, there is nothing left. It takes almost a week to finish what you start.

Waste not want not. Long, long winters alone with It have taught us to scrape off every morsel.

>>27586202
[ x ] It takes time, and effort, but when you are done, there is nothing left. It takes almost a week to finish what you start.
if we have the luxury of time. otherwise we make the most of our time.
[ x ] You harvest what you think would be best and have learned how to cook it in many ways.

these options dont exactly contradict, so i think we can (and should) have them llike this.

>>27586239
Holy shit, this-

>>27586202
[] You just feed until you can feed no more. Voraciously, viciously. Like an animal.
Vicious Wendigo Gothic loli is go?

>>27586202
[x] It takes time, and effort, but when you are done, there is nothing left. It takes almost a week to finish what you start.
Make it last. Less time spent on kills, less bodies, less obvious that it's a serial killer.

>>27586202
>[] You harvest what you think would be best and have learned how to cook it in many ways.
We're not completely animalistic guys.

>>27586202
>[] Other: {Bonus: The Heart. The Liver. And Those Special Parts Down There.}
Especially the parts down there. I'm still rooting for mid-BJ chomping.

>>27586202
[x] It takes time, and effort, but when you are done, there is nothing left. It takes almost a week to finish what you start.

But I also like>>27586239 very much. I say we start with the skin and make a big deal of it before moving on to the rest.

Rolled 18

>>27586202
[] Other: {Bonus: The Heart. The Liver. And Those Special Parts Down There.}

>>27586202
>>27586254

Seconded, we learned in a life before how to prepare meals, and the same applies to this new prey.

>>27586202
>[] It takes time, and effort, but when you are done, there is nothing left. It takes almost a week to finish what you start.
This please. It will last longer so we dont need to hunt as often and we wont be leaving behind much clues.

If the time and/or the place is not right, then we can just harvest the best and leave.

>>27586202
[X] You harvest what you think would be best and have learned how to cook it in many ways.
Yup. Some might consider it wasteful, but what we feed from could comfortably fit into two large tupperware containers.

>>27586202
[] It takes time, and effort, but when you are done, there is nothing left. It takes almost a week to finish what you start.

>>27586202
[] It takes time, and effort, but when you are done, there is nothing left. It takes almost a week to finish what you start.

>>27586202
[] It takes time, and effort, but when you are done, there is nothing left. It takes almost a week to finish what you start.
Best option

>>27586279
>>27586287
>>27586281
The evidence will be lingering in our house, though.

>>27586313
Better than leaving a trail. Most killers like that only get caught by accident. Until then, they can move freely, and have a lower rate of going on the news than someone who leaves gutted folk lying about.

>>27586202
[] It takes time, and effort, but when you are done, there is nothing left. It takes almost a week to finish what you start.

>>27586202
[] It takes time, and effort, but when you are done, there is nothing left. It takes almost a week to finish what you start.
This
It means we don't have to feed that much, I think

>>27586313
Leaving anything behind doesn't fit with wendigo possession. They're spirits of famine, people who are corrupted by turning to cannibalism in starvation.

Keep it thematically consistent.

>>27586202

First, we frenzy. Then, we cook and preserve what is left. Destroy anything else. Methodically.

>>27586356
>It means we don't have to feed that much, I think
>applying logic to IT'S FUCKING MAGIC
I'm having doubts.

>>27586360
This. We might have the restraint to not gorge, but we sure as hell don't leave anything behind.

>>27586376
Meh, I just really like that option. Plus, as >>27586360
said it fits with wendigos

>>27586376
A wendigo is a famine spirit that grows hungrier the more it eats. Rationing might work, or it might not, there's an even chance.

>>27586402
That is true.

Changing vote but >>27586239 I want this very much.

>>27586376
>>applying logic to IT'S FUCKING MAGIC
yo wut?

>>27586292
> Hex in the quest
God damn, man, how many quests do you manage to follow at once?
Anyway,
>>27586202
[x]Other: Heart, liver, testicles/ovaries

>>27586202
[X] It takes time, and effort, but when you are done, there is nothing left. It takes almost a week to finish what you start.

Anything but the damn Bonus option. We already got three so we shouldn't be making ourselves even easier to track.

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[Charater Creation Process: Complete.]
Begin?
[] Yes.
[] No.
[] Teacher! I have a question! {First 5 only.}
[] Tomorrow/Next Saturday at 8:30am please? {Specify.}

>iscrocu SIBYLLINE
Captcha seems to like Sibyl.

>>27586443
>[] Yes.

>>27586443
[X] Yes.

>>27586443
[X] Teacher! I have a question! {First 5 only.}
What is our monetary situation post-move, and do we have a job/trade skills?

(I assume one-ish question per person.)

>>27586443

[] Yes please with a helping of tomorrow too.

>>27586423
I meant that since we're a supernatural being, a choice part might nourish us as much as tons of meat we have no preference for.

>>27586428
Have I cause offence or is that a simple question?
Not that many, considering how many simply die off again. Maybe four in total with any regularity?

>>27586443
[x] LET THE GAMES BEGIN.

>>27586443
>[] Yes.
>[] Teacher! I have a question! {First 5 only.}
Will you list exactly what was chosen for character creation all at once?
>[] Tomorrow/Next Saturday at 8:30am please? {Specify.}
Tomottow. I assume 8:30 is EST?

>>27586443
>[] Yes.

>>27586465
>I meant that since we're a supernatural being, a choice part might nourish us as much as tons of meat we have no preference for.
I see now that you are man of reason.

>>27586443
>[] Yes.

>>27586443
Yessssssss.

((By the way, since presumably it'll be your standard slot, what time zone is that 8:30am in? East coast time? ))

>>27586465
Not him. You're not offensive (as much as a tripfag can be at least) just ubiquitous

>>27586465
(( No, no offence, quite the opposite. I'm impressed at how often I see your trip, and it's always quality posting. ))

>>27586515
Ah, all right. Thanks, I guess.
Which quests do we share, so to speak?
>>27586484
Hey, I know my urban fantasy at least. Besides, the quest title implied we would be playing a connoisseur.

>>27586462
We are well off - back in the olden days, money was easy to come by when you made people dissapear all the time, and had little to spend it on. It is safe to say you have $12,000.00 in liquid assets; you do have to renovate the third bedroom and bath, and in three months you will need another $2,500.00 in rent and around $500.00 in utilities for another three months. Unless you do something spectacular. In non-liquid assets you have $25,000.00 but that is exceedingly difficult to access on the fly as it is in a Swiss bank account. You have to be in a very safe place in your mind and soul to manage to access it.

Interpol still remembers the boat, even if you don't.

>>27586468
>Will you list exactly what was chosen for character creation all at once?

Yes, and it's PST.

>>27586575
(( Well, I think you can guess at least one. Would rather not clog up the thread with discussion of other quests, though.
>>27586586
What about the skills part of his question? You mentioned a teacher's ID, but is that only for hunting cute young boys or do we actually know how to teach (History, presumably)? ))

>>27586586
Could people pay us to make people "disappear"?

>>27586685
...I'm a fucking tard.
>or do we actually know how to teach
It would be a shame if we didn't at least have some small skill in it...

>>27586687
If not, this should be on our agenda; Get underworld contacts and get hired. We need money to protect us, and the current sum is not enough, not even close.

>>27586685
>>27586462
Ah, sorry, You have teaching credentials, and yes, history is some of it, but Special Education is most of it. You can also accept work as a tutor or substitute teacher.

>>27586687
They could, if you could somehow inform them that you can do so. It wouldn't be the first time you've dabbled in underworld dealings. Yoiu've lived a long time, even if you can't remember sections of it. You do recall that the Family is always looking for certain kinds of help. It would take very little work to find them. Earning their trust is harder.

Sybilline's Qualities:

[X] You are possessed by - or possessed of - the spirit of the Wendigo; you have fugue states when you are awake, and your nightmares are indescribable.
[X] A Shaman in your village whom took you as apprentice cursed you because you unintentionally tricked him into thinking you were something you were not, namely, a boy.
[+] As a result. you have no idea how old you are. You don't think you are human at all anymore: you're alive, but you aren't normal by any stretch of the imagination.
[X] A man or woman (an adult) who is affectionate towards you is your preferred prey, but
[+] A boy (near our apparent age) is acceptable BUT
[X] Affection Required – without it, you do not gain the satiation you would otherwise.
[X] A straight razor is your weapon, and you have a case of five, plus one special one.
[x] Jeans and a long sleeved shirt is your casual dress, but when hunting....
[X] You assume a Gothic Lolita persona to hunt at one of the three clubs that cater to special interests in the area.
[X] It takes time, and effort, but when you are done, there is nothing left. It takes almost a week to finish what you start feeding upon....however:
[x] The skin is important, and you WILL consume it from the people you hold affections towards as quickly as possible.

You know what would be a very efficient way to get choice targets that are "close" to us?

Disappear people into a dungeon prison complex thing. We go in and pretend to be a prisoner and become close to the group, united against the oppressors.

But it's all just seasoning, and they're just food.

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>>27586757
>[x] The skin is important, and you WILL consume it from the people you hold affections towards as quickly as possible.
Goooood. Gooooooood.

>>27586757
How do we even get money and a legal home?

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>>27586757
>You assume a Gothic Lolita persona

REAPER REAPER

>>27586850
You are old enough to "take care of business when ma and pa were away" back in the 1800's. The gold rush was incredibly lucrative for a pretty girl who was kind and could stand the smell of unwashed drunken minor. Despite your occasional lapses, you did keep up with technology - you're certainly no luddite, and enough money will buy whatever you need.

This is yet another desperate effort to give yourself a safe place to feed for a while; you've tried this many times before, and you did manage to stash enough gold and silver that when you sold it you were able to create a perpetuity account in a Swiss Bank that asks you no questions (partly due to the fact that you helped a certain Family with problems in the past - Mar....Mar something....).

>>27586913

What about servants and staff? Do we have a lawyer, butler, maids and people like that? If not, we should hire some.

>>27586913
wait......so are we 200+ years old?

>>27586924
Dude, we ain't loaded and aside from the not aging thing, we don't have any powers or nothin.

>>27586924
You have no one like that. You keep wanting one, but you have this terrible habit....and it's very, very difficult to live with someone and not learn to care for them at all. You don't recall that you've ever tried it. But then again, you could be wrong.

>>27586943
You don't remember. You remember a tribe, and sailing, and salt spray....sometimes, you think you might be much, much older. And at other times, you have this terrible suspicion you're wrong about everything....and then something happens.
>No more questions now. Now we begin.

This is basically a darker waifu quest.

Instead of latching onto people to siphon meta-points for continued existence, we just eat them and move on to the next.

I love it.

>>27587029
> just eat them
> just
You brute, this is about connection too!

>>27586948
> we ain't loaded
Can we please agree to try and change that?

>>27587009

I like the option to have the immortality and wendigo possession stuff as just a psychotic delusion by the MC.

You stare at yourself in the mirror. You look....shockingly elegant. And terribly, terribly young. The tight underbust corset, even though merely buttoned, doesn't give you any help up top, and you are not too well endowed to begin with. But you are doll like. Your long blonde hair, clipped back now, looks tight and severe from the front and spills across your back. The stockings are strange, and tight; you need a garter belt and actual stockings rather than these. Victorian buckled ankle boots, polished and decorous, with several silver buckles. The silk sections of the dress, sleeves and bustier are decorated with more white silk and lace. You can't stand crinoline, it makes....that thing uncomfortable. A black velvet choker with an ivory and rosin cameo rests about your throat. And a single silver ring decorates your little finger, the very real pearl glistening in the closet's light.

You smile, remembering the first time a student tried to prove you were a werewolf. You still have the silver cross, which you wear only on special occasions. He was sweet, a nerdy little geek, caught up in comic books and horror movies. He was one of many who tried to discover your secrets. There is a faint tug at your heartstrings; you did like him, and he was so nice to you. Too nice.

Your guts twist in upon themselves and your expression becomes an ugly grimace. If you aged, you'd have frown-marks galore. You can't ignore it any longer – you take the razor you pulled from the box, and the matching handbag, and walk out into the living room, tucking the heavy little blade into the purse, along with two sets of identification. You ignore the boxes, the few knick-knacks already placed, and take your keys and prepaid cell phone from the hall way key rack as you pass. The service elevator is the only one that comes this high, but you've made arrangements to use it as you need it.

[Con't.]

Welp. I'm tired as fuck. Gotta zonk out. Hope to enjoy this in the archives, and maybe I'll catch the start of the thread tomorrow.

Peace

>>27587068
>Can we please agree to try and change that?
Of course we can agree on that, now how should we do it? I dont support to make people disappear for mafia or the like, because it puts us under the spotlight of both the police and the underworld. The targets will not even be count for a special someone we need. So it does not sit well with me. There may be (a) special case(s) where we would do this for the underworld but i dont think this should be our main money source normally.

>>27587102
The ride down is agonizingly slow, and it stops on the third floor, to admit a jumpy looking young man in the snappy brown uniform of a postal service worker, whose eyes bug out alarmingly when he sees you in the elevator. You smile sweetly, curtsy, and he laughs shaking his head as he rolls the empty dolly in. The pun brings to mind other emptiness, but what lies within you is quiet, satisfied that you are at least trying to do something about your problem.

The service elevator finally stops on the bottom floor, opening into the lobby of the apartment building. This is a quiet – and monitored – place of mailboxes, two benches, and barred windows and reinforced doors. The Camera is a simple recording infrared and visible light camera, easily disabled if you need to do so. You could have settled for a smaller place, nearer to people, but you have learned that neighbors are people, often with children, and while you have no desires for children, their parents tend to dote on the parent-less waif they perceive you as. A quick glance at the normal elevators lights indicate they aren't in motion, which you are thankful for. It's late afternoon, and you're going to have to decide how you are getting to the nearby Club Luminagerie

[] Taxi – You have plenty of money on hand, and you've heard the even take debit cards now.
[] Bus – You have fare.
[] Walk – it's only four blocks.
[] Other.

>>27587159
>[] Bus – You have fare.
What, no bus for free for those under twelve? We look the part.

>>27587159
[ x ] Taxi
Since its only four blocks, taxi shouldn't cost much.

>>27587150

I propose doing a Hannibal and start advising law enforcement agencies on difficult serial killer cases. We could start a relationship with a plucky agent, then eat her and disappear.

>>27587159
[] Walk – it's only four blocks.

And enjoy the strange looks.

>>27587159

Let's walk. Take in the evening air, gather your thoughts, remember our routines, make plans.

>>27587150
This would work well, yea. We probably have a ton of expertise on pretty much every murder method even if we prefer the razor.

>>27587150
Archaeology? We were /there/ in many cases so...


>>27587159
[X] Walk – it's only four blocks.
We walk.

>>27587159
We walk. It is only 4 blocks.

>>27587292

This is why I think we should work as unofficial consultants to the mob as well as the police.

i think we should earn money with a more 'mundane' way than being hit man or a police consultant on murder cases.

>>27587355
Mundane is boring.
Cook for a retro style restaurant? Eating is our main shtick so we might have some nice skills there when it doesn't come to eating people.

>>27587337
Let it be so.

>>27587355

Teaching would be nice. Archaeology and history, as a child prodigy in a prestigious university.

You follow the deliveryman, and to your surprise he holds the door open for you. You give him a quick half curtsy, and smile, seeing his name [MAX] embroidered on his uniform. Max chuckles again and turns the opposite direction that you are meant to go, and for a brief, heart-wrenching moment you want to follow him, make him smile again.

But it's not you that wants that.

You have noticed one thing about big cities, at least, big cities here. People don't look at things. They glance, and sometimes they'll stare, but more often than not they'll try not to look too much, try to push you to their peripheral vision. Especially young girls in strange getups. Paranoia and fear, or just jaded....it's hard for you to tell. A part of you, that liquid, stirring, hungry part of you prefers it. It is good to be unnoticed, even walking after business has ended for the day and with pleasantly crowded sidewalks.

You're not certain that the lightness you feel is relief at the lack of hunger pangs or violent movement in your belly, or because it's a nice day and you'll be going somewhere truly new, truly interesting. Even with the nagging sense of need at the back of your head – and deep inside – you are feeling better than you have in a while. Hopeful, even. Sadly, that hope turns into a quagmire of fear, hunger, and longing as you finally set eyes on the building.

[Con't]

>>27587292
The way I pictured the razor is that it was our main weapon, we are most comfortable with it and in almost every case will use it or go for it first

If the razor is unsuitable, too dangerous or otherwise unusable then we use other things

That's the sort of feeling I got from OP anyway

just want to pop in let OP know that I think he is a great writer, idc much for the content of this quest so far but as far as general writing skill and detail go you're really fun to read.

>>27587421
Yea, that seems to be the case. Besides, we picked "Skin" as our favourite body part to consume so it kind of all works out with the razor being our preferred weapon.

>>27587413
You thought it was further than that.

The club sits nestled between a large glass building housing a bistro at the bottom floor and who-knows-what above, and a terribly ugly brick building, the alley between the club and the brick building filled with dumpsters and undoubtedly the human detritus that always accumulates in such places. There are a great number of people moving into Club Luminagerie, and none leaving. A good sign, a busy sign. The people walking in are clad as or even more outrageously than you are; the weird and to you, largely pointless Steampunk genre is well represented, but there are other Gothic Lolitas as well, as well as a number of what you can only guess are Magical Girls. There are no fur-suits, however, an equally good sign.

The Luminagerie was advertised as a 'costumrey', an avant guard kind of club for wealthy youth with cash to spare and a flair for the overly-dramatic. Not just youth, though – young adults as well, and people who sought unusual couture to see and exploit. As you approach the building, you are given the once over by an elegant dark skinned girl in violet and gold Gothique, a sidestep from Gothic Lolita towards a more fantasy look, and her entourage of equally baroque friends. It is very obvious who is in charge. Her look is appraising, but not challenging.

There is also a tall man dressed in a very traditional Tuxedo Mask outfit, and he holds the door open for the young lady in violet, and winks at you as well, maintaining his place as you approach.

[] Hurry to him and step inside.
[] Maintain your dignity, and smile.
[] Other.

>>27587513

Nod to the man, but don't speed up. Walk to the door calmly.

>>27587513
Nod and walk in. Nothing too fancy but we do need to move on.

>>27587513
>[] Maintain your dignity, and smile.

>>27587513
Maintain our dignity and smile, nod to the man as we enter the club and find a good place to observe from

>>27587513
[X] Maintain your dignity, and smile.
[X] Wink back.

>>27587383
Cooking is agood option i believe. We had hundreds of years to practice, and we lived alone so we should be a great cook even without our special ingredients.
And a good chef earns well. I think we should be a chef.

>>27587386
>history
Teaching history is another good option but we wouldn't earn as much as we could as a chef, and i like cooking better.
How about after we sate our hunger today, tomorrow we go looking for a job as a cook in a restaurant. It's also easier to prove oneself in this line of job, just cook them a delicious meal.

>>27587513
>[] Maintain your dignity, and smile.

>>27587529
This. Could add a smile to it.

>>27587513
>[X] Maintain your dignity, and smile.

>>27587383
Cooking is good. I like it.

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>>27587722
Nah, let's do the gothic-lolita thing and become an assassin

>>27587751
Do you even Masquerade?

You walk sedately to him, and it is a lot harder than you had thought it would be. Even the slight acknowledgement of a wink is enough to make your stomach twist into knots now, and only as you respond to him does the pain fade. As you incline your head he gives you a sweeping bow, appropriate to your station perhaps; that gains him a smile from you, which he takes note of, and then you are in. He follows, apparently just one of the crowd here, and not an actual doorman.

There are three sets of velvet ropes, corralling the decorous crowd – your mind briefly flashes to illustrations of faeries in oil paintings not so old – into the larger antechambers of the Club. To your surprise, there are several men and women in very official looking security uniforms asking for identification. The reason glows bright blue-violet under a black-light.

16 And Older. ID Required!
No weapons, glass bottles, or outside food and drink.

Naturally your heart leaps into your chest. You surreptitiously open your handbag, to look for the razor you slipped into it....

It's not there. You do have two forms of identification though, both in innocuous slips that look like credit card holders. You can present yourself at your apparent age, or as your “true” age of forty-four. A quick, glance around shows you either one could be of use here. They are checking the identification under another blacklight, and you have seen proof that both look absolutely authentic.

Which is your choice?

[] 16.
[] 44.
[]Other plan.

{And here we end our first session.}

>>27587751
>>27587581
We can become a cosplaying chef and the main attraction of our workplace.

>>27587772
Could be. Though we should be really, really good at cooking for reasons previously explained so i dont think we'd need that.
Still, it sounds fun, so why the hell not...

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>>27587763
Well gee, if I have to choose between decapitating people and standing around a kitchen, I wonder what would be more fun to play

>>27587767
>[] 16.
Might as well.

>>27587802
I'm glad you realised being a chef is more fun.

>>27587767
>You surreptitiously open your handbag, to look for the razor you slipped into it....
>It's not there.
What?

>>27587802
Silly anon, we still get to decapitate people. That's what free time is for.

>>27587816
Yeah, good that we can agree on that.

Wait, that's not what I said at all!

Well it doesn't matter, this is a mob rule after all, so I guess a vote will decide

>>27587794
> need
Hah, no. It'd be more lucrative though, especially if we serve the dishes ourselves with perfect elegance and style~


>>27587767
[X] 16.
I don't feel like trying fancy bullshit right now. Way, way too hungry and the outfit is /not/ working in our favour.

>>27587767
>[] 16.

>>27587794
We could serve our quarry
THEMSELVES

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I will stick around to answer a few questions, but not too much longer. Half of an hour at most.

Yes, I archived it. I will post a pastebin next thread, which is tomorrow at 8:30 am PST.

>>27587823
Shit got stolen on the way I suppose. How the fuck that happened I do not know.

>>27587877
>>27587823
>You thought it was further than that.
> You are possessed by - or possessed of - the spirit of the Wendigo; you have fugue states when you are awake, and your nightmares are indescribable.

>>27587919
Aaaah. Shit I think that means the spirit wants us to kill with our bare hands.

>>27587885
>That's one. you missed the other.
Hmm, now i wonder what it is. Was it in the same post?
Only other thing i find weird is
>he gives you a sweeping bow, appropriate to your station perhaps
because he shouldn't have any idea about our status.

>>27587767
16, I think 44 would raise some questions

>>27587772
We seem to have not considered the effect our little condition could have while we are working though.
While being a chef seems like a good idea it could cause trouble if we kill coworkers or suddenly go feeding crazy mid shift

>>27587984
That's gonna be the issue with any occupation that isn't working as a night guard...

>>27587984
>While being a chef seems like a good idea it could cause trouble if we kill coworkers or suddenly go feeding crazy mid shift
this doesnt have anything to do with what job we choose though. same thing could happen in any other job, or in any place and time and we would be in deep shit. but i dont think it is likely as long as we keep ourselves sated, because us getting found out is not to the benefit of the wendigo spirit.

>>27588004
>that isn't working as a night guard...
actually, any place that has a night guard will most likely have security cameras and in all likelihood more night guards. besides, how the does an adult loli would find a job as a night guard?

>>27588004
That is true but a chef is a lot more public a profession than some and it can cause us trouble if we suddenly get an urge to fillet our sous chef mid shift and happen to have our knives on hand

Just playing devils advocate really since it seemed everyone was focusing on the upsides of the job without considering any possible downsides

>>27588020
>how the does an adult loli would find a job as a night guard?
Exactly, that's why it's out of the question.


>>27588036
That would be... inelegant, yes. It all comes down to how randomly our little symbiotic spirit mucks up in that case.

>>27588036
So is being a schoolteacher, or more dangerous yet, a tutor. Parent-teacher conferences, kids giving you apples, catching the principal's eye.....

>>27587767
meh might as well go 16

>>27588097
As a school teacher we have more options to get out quickly, there are the teachers office, supply rooms even the toilets we can duck into randomly with little or not explanation needed if we need to quell the wendigo momentarily
As a chef you sort of have to keep going unless you have a serious need for a break or are going on your scheduled break

Long term any job will cause problems with us getting familiar with people but I am just listening the issues I can see with the chefs job which may lead to problems for us in the short term

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16 it is. I am off to bed. Thread continues tomorrow at 8:30 am PST. I hope that you will enjoy it, as there will be meetings with men, women, boys, girls, and a dog.

As long as you keep the spirit sated, you can do fine. You've held jobs before; but when the heat gets too high, you simply have to leave...and you are fairly certain you may have done something bad enough that leaving early was a good idea.

Oh, right, that family of people.

Don't go hikkimori on me though. You wouldn't like what happens if you try and pull a Tomoko.

Why even get a job?
Can't we just fake autism and get some autismbux?

>>27588259
That's boring though.


>>27588238
Hmm...
That sounds moderately hopeful.
Waiting warmly for it to continue.
> and a dog
PETS.
WE NEED PETS.
LOTS AND LOTS OF KITTENS AND TAMED RAVENS.

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>>27588303
>That's boring though.

>>27588259
Yes, because we need a psych eval.

>>27588337
FUN TIMES.
in during sent to a ward.
>>27588316
Fuck Reality™.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRHnyZuhZO4