You're a Magical Girl, and you've just taken a spear in the back.No, actually, you took three of the fuckers right there, all three of their pointy ends sticking out of your chest in a perfect row, like some sort of sea-dwelling deity had decided to fuck with you right then and there and speared you with his giant fucking salad fork.
>>27515811Funny thing is, though - it doesn't hurt. Sure, you feel them in there, you feel the weight of them settling on your chest with every breath you take, the unnaturally-disturbing sucking sensation around the wounds as you pull in air - but as far as pain's concerned, it's not like they're even there. Hell, you could probably keep on beating the shit out of Lucius and her little group even with these spears sticking out of you, and you've kept on with worse. Problem is, Dual Spear Bitch - the girl who gifted you the three toothpicks in the back, just as you were about to put Lucius out of commission permanently - was now looking to gift you a few more, a veritable horde of her spears hanging in the air around her, all of them aimed toward you. It's to note here that for the majority of the fight, you've been letting Yuu take care of most of the fighting - translating your own thoughts and instincts into pure brutality that you didn't know could exist in someone as soft-spoken and polite as the dark-skinned little girl. Especially the bit where she trapped Lucius in a classic playground bully headlock, laughing in her face before administering two of the most painful-looking punches to the face that you've ever had the pleasure of actually inflicting. That was all her - you merely provided the impetus, the need for it.But now, in the moment just before you could be known as the very first Warmaster to die as a pincushion - both you and the girl residing inside one of Pinky's cursed Golden Weapons reacted at the very same time, and moved to accommodate that reaction AT the very same time.Namely, shoving both gauntlets forward, fingers splayed and aimed right at the girl about to fuck you over with her lancer bullshit. A cacophony of metallic clicks and servo-snarls issuing from each fingertip as every single one readied to launch a barrage of shells at whatever they were pointing at.Nobody gets to fuck with you and live to giggle about it.[1/2]
yes yes yes
>>27515833You didn't quite see how it happened, but you saw the aftermath.Ten fingers, five for each gauntlet. Ten autocannons, firing at the same time. Firing not only for effect, but to kill. To stop the target from moving, from existing. Subjecting everything in front of you in a torrent of hellfire.It was only for a few seconds - you wanted Dual Spear Bitch down, not rendered into a thick pink mist - but even as you blinked away the smears of color that the combined muzzle flash of ten autocannons firing at once left on your retinas, your shoulders felt as if you've been firing something disgustlingly high-caliber without even bothering to brace properly for a week. The gauntlet's fingertips, where the cannons had jutted out from, glowed red-hot from heat stress - and the resultant gunsmoke was so thick even the cigarette you'd been nursing all this time finally died, its tip extinguished in the already-dissipating miasma.When the last of it finally cleared, you saw Dual Spear Bitch on the ground, her spears reduced to mere splinters around her - and her costume all but torn away, only scraps left protecting her modesty. Her right arm ended in a bloody stump, while her other remained crossed over her chest. ...Probably managed to put up a shield at the last second. Other than that, she's still breathing, but unconscious.Meteor Hammer Cunt and Lucius are both trying to get up again, but you have a few moments before they're back in action.The tongue of purple flame licking at your left eye burns just a bit brighter, now....And you've suddenly got the strangest compulsion to see just what Magical Girl flesh tastes like. Like, actually eating it.Weird.Finish Dual Spear Bitch off. No mercy. No remorse.Leave her, and go after the remaining prey left.Other.
>>27515841>[X]Leave her, and go after the remaining prey left.PRIORITISE
Glorious. Read it with Feuer Frei in the background.>>27515841>[x]Leave her, and go after the remaining prey leftKill Lucius. Spear bitch can wait for a bit.
Best time of day.etc[X]leave herNot good publicity to cannibalize magical girls. Besides, the audience wants to see us knock Lucius out.
>>27515841[x]Leave her, and go after the remaining prey left.No movement? No fun.
>>27515841[x] Try to find her gem, then do away with her body.Also, don't be dumb about it, circle around her before looking so you can keep the other two in sight and not get sneak-attacked.
>>27515841>[X]Leave her, and go after the remaining prey left.>[X]Other.Let's take one of her supple legs for a snack later.
>>27515841>[x]Leave her, and go after the remaining prey left.NO FEASTING INFRONT OF A CROWD
Should we pull the spears out? Or is it probably best to leave them in for now. Who knows what they are stopping from flowing out of us.[x]Leave her, and go after the remaining prey left.We can leave the cannibalism to Pinky.
>>27515841[x] Grab Spear Girl's Soul Gem, then move on to the others. You know, we got hit on global TV. Sure, a Warmaster getting hit by another Warmaster in a fight is to be expected. Even a Rank Leader is expected to put up a fight. But we just got hit in the back by some no-name scrub of an MG. Yes we took her down immediately afterwards, but our reputation will still be tarnished a little.
>>27515841>>[X]Leave her, and go after the remaining prey left.Let's not make it too gory, we're in front of an audience after all
>>27515841[x] Disable the other two, then offer to let them surrender again.
>>27515841>[x] avoid the shit out of cannibalizing spearbitch. Remove and store her soul gem in a manner that keeps it from violently exploding. Save for interrogation/addition to harem.
>>27515841[X] Leave her, go after the remaining prey left.
>>27515888We might be able to get those cred points back if we pull them out and jam them back into her before taking her soul gem."You can have these back."
>>27515841[x]Leave her.[x]Grab Lucius[x]Beat Meteor Hammer Cunt into submission with Lucius-club.[x]Pull a Hulk on Lucius
>>27515841[x]Finish her. Did we learn nothing from Erebus?
>>27515925We can give them to Lucius. At high velocity.
>>27515841[x]OtherPick up Dual Spear Bitch and throw her at Lucius. She would probably do the 'heroic' thing and slice her in half.
>>27515841[x] Grab Spear Girl's Soul Gem, then move on to the others. We gotta put her out of the fight now. Also, snacks for Pinky.>>27515888What part of Vindicare did you miss? We aren't supposed to be within striking range of our enemies.
>>27515934Kharn was also a Vindicare.>>27515841[x]Finish her off. No mercy. No remorse. Maybe break off a piece for later.
>>27515934Shame we've got mostly melee Golden Weapons so far.We really need to get Mami's rifle. Maybe it'll change into something more modern; the gauntlets changed when Kilgore had them, maybe the same is true for the others.
>>27515945>Kharn was also a Vindicare....waht
>>27515841[X] Finish Diarmuid-chan off. Do *not* feast on the flesh of fallen megucas.
>>27515934>What part of Vindicare did you miss?That doesn't apply to us anymore because we're Warmaster now, and are expected to be able to handle both ranged and close combat with equal ability. Or did you forget that Kharn, of all people, started out as a Vindicare too, but she didn't use that as an excuse to not be able to fight in close as Warmaster.
>>27515945Fair enough. We aren't really trained for Eversor work though, we really need to get some pointers from Sayaka or Kyoubro.>>27515947You would dare change the rifle of our Goddess of Pancakes and Victory? HERESY!
>>27515945>Kharn was also a Vindicare.
>>27515959To be fair, when Kharn witched out it left her kind of changed, so we don't know if she would have normally become a melee monster if left on her own.
>>27515960Yeah, we're not trained for it. We should probably get on that, but the golden weapons'll help. ...Well, Muramasa won't, but we'll try anyway.
>>27515959I cite lack of training. Normally I have to archive binge due to being an Australian with a job so I don't have a voice. Though we seem to be doing great with Yuu so far.Though I fully support Mami Golden Rifle, purely so we can start smacking people around THEN blasting them. Geneva Conventions be damned!
>>27515962It's canon. It was mentioned offhand at some point that's what she was when she signed up.
>>27515841[x] Other. Claim her soul gem, we don't want her to blow it up as a last resort. Then Take care of the other two.
>>27515841>...And you've suddenly got the strangest compulsion to see just what Magical Girl flesh tastes like. Like, actually eating it.Focus, Chiaki. Mami, dinner, pancakes. No flesh can compare. Well, maybe Kyubey's, he tastes kinda like marshmallows.>[x]Leave her, and go after the remaining prey left.Let's leave her at that and focus on the other two.Hopefully shooting her arm off won't have the same effect as if it were her knees. Midori already has enough competition to deal with.
>>27515945>Kharn was also a Vindicare.I´m pretty sure she was an Eversor.
>>27515985Kharn started as Vindicare, then switched to Eversor after two years and finally became Warmaster in her fifth.
>>27515841[x]Leave her, take out LuciusOnce she's down, the snipers can take out the other two. That, or the other magical girls have orders to explode on Lucius losing, in which case everyone gets busy.Actually, we could probably draw out all the explodey magical girls if we just keep hurting Lucius and not killing her.
>>27515985Ranks aren't fixed. Kharn started her career as a Vindicare, then she switched to Eversor. I'm 100% certain on this as I remember going back to check on this way back when.
>>27516010There we go, thread 31.>""Yes, yes." Kyuubey blinks. "The Betrayer. Her real name is Valnikov Kharn. Five years of active service. She started out as a Vindicare for two years, transferred to Eversor at the third, and achieved full Warmaster Rank at the fourth. She abdicated the position at the latter half of her fifth year - and that was when I assigned her to be your partner. Your partnership lasted six months before she...voluntarily retired from active duty and volunteered to serve in our Siberia R&D branch as an assistant."
>>27516008If our snipers fire the suicide bombers go off in case you forgot. Enshi will tell us when the enemy squad is taken care of.
>>275159852 years of Vindicare, then 1 year of Eversor before becoming Warmaster and witching out. Thread 31. >"Yes, yes." Kyuubey blinks. "The Betrayer. Her real name is Valnikov Kharn. Five years of active service. She started out as a Vindicare for two years, transferred to Eversor at the third, and achieved full Warmaster Rank at the fourth.
>>27515841[x] Take Lancer Bitch's Soul Gem, just in case.[x] Go after the remaining prey left.>>27516010I must've missed that, I wonder what Kharn was using before Gorefather and Gorechild.
>>27516046Her chainsword as an Eversor. Dunno about her as a Vindicare.
>>27516046A bolter probably.
>>27516010Didnt that depend on the Ability/Weapon that your wish granted you? Eversor = Abilities or Weapons fit for MeleeVindicare = Abilities or Weapons fit for RangedCallidus = Abilities for being a usless piece of shit aka Subversion.Culexus = Countermagic due to stupidly selfless wish.
>>27516050A chaingun, obviously.
>>27516050A Mosin Nagant if memory serves, in our abandoned bear hunting trip when she had a few choice rifles laid out.
>>27515969>I cite lack of trainingYeah, that's fine for when being debriefed by QB on why we got hit, but that's basically admitting to the whole world and the other Officio's that we can't handle being Warmaster yet, that we're not ready for the position.
>>27516050Wait, she had a Chainsword too?>>27516053We do have a Bolt Pistol somewhere in our Shield, or does Midori still have it?>>27516055Sounds about right.>>27516058A little too precise/calculating for someone like Kharn. Or maybe she got that way after having the Hat + Chainaxes for so long.
>>27516059do ya wanna fuckin' medal captain obvious? Not shit we weren't ready for this shit.
>>27516054Weapons and abilities can evolve over time with training. In canon, Mami's magic only gave her a ribbon, so she was technically a melee character before she trained herself how to form them into rifles.
>>27515969Does anyone have that screencap of Ivan Chesnokov ranting about how badly Mami treats her weapons and how good Homus trigger discipline is?
>>27516055I think she mentioned using one of the rifles mentioned during the pre-heat weapon choosing scene as her mainstay during her Vindicare days. >>27516054Ability, weapon, training. I think it's a mixed all three. If Kyouko retains her canon powerset, she would've started as Callidus before becoming an Eversor.
>>27516032Well, either way Lucius's squad is probably going to be dicks.
>>27516066>Wait, she had a Chainsword too?Skulltaker aka Malal
>>27516046>I wonder what Kharn was using before Gorefather and Gorechild.Either this or full-sized Nagant. Possibly both.
>>27516082it was a joke hatbecause she uses a chainsword
>>27516086Dual wield Obrez's.She works the bolts with her tongue.
>>27516059Good. They can underestimate us, then.As long as Kyubey still employs us, we don't give a fuck.
>>27516054>Culexus = Countermagic due to stupidly selfless wish.If that were true (canon) Sallaka would be Culexus. You don't get much more selfless than that.
>>27516068And you want to admit that fact to the rest of the Warmasters and to the entirety of our Officio?Getting hit shouldn't have happened in the first place, and probably wouldn't have if we had not tried to take all three at once.
>>27516108Sayaka made her wish for selfish reasons, though.
>>27516089Ooooooh, right! Now I get it! Sorry, morning rush to get to the office doesn't lend itself for humor, haha
>>27516108...You haven't actually watched Madoka, have you?
>>27516066>A little too precise/calculating for someone like Kharn.You're probably right. I would imagine her being a Vindcare was just a luck of the dice kind of thing because she probably never used melee weps before turning into a magical girl, but had tons of experience with rifles.Then 2 years latter QB notices that 90% of the time she is using her guns as a club more often than not, beating people to death with her metal hands, or resorting to the knife her dad gave her that was made out of tank armor, and tells her to go pick out a melee weapon from R&D.
>>27516113Chiaki never wanted this. We just wanted Pancakes, good whiskey and fresh kneecaps to blast.We only got hit because you idiots wanted to FOFA, with a melee Golden weapon, that we have very little actual experience in.We could have just shot her. We do have a Golden Deagle.
>>27516084Yes, but lets not risk it. Give Enshi the time she needs to do her work. Even if they do go off, maybe only a few will go off and we can save most of the audience.
>>27516142I'd like to note that we need zero experience with the gauntlets since Yuu lends us her skill.
>>27516142>We only got hit because you idiots wanted to FOFA, with a melee Golden weapon, that we have very little actual experience in.Uh, Yuu is fighting through our body? Not going FOFA would have left us in charge and up for evisceration.
>>27516114>>27516121I believe she... didn't really know what she wanted at the moment of making the wish. Her wish as granted by QB was selfless, to heal the guy, because she wouldn't admit to herself what she actually wanted was to have him, healed or not.
>>27516108>Cured whats his name because she wanted the dick>Selfless
>>27516113It's a ploy to draw out the fight. We want confirmation the enemy squad is neutralized before we open up on the main goons.Spin that, then? Engaged at non optimal distances for a vindie to protect client.
I feel like it's worth noting that taking three spears to the back and not missing a beat is also going to give us a reptuation as an unstoppable death machine.You know. While we're arguing about failing our no damage run.
>>27516142Well, we DID just earn another 1000 Yuu points not even moments before the fight.
>>27516138Nah, since she's able to magically manifest her chain sword that was probably her magical weapon from the start and she was just using mundane rifles for some weird personal reasons
>>27516164This. Taking three spears through the torso and not giving a fuck is more intimidating than walking out untouched, even though it requires less skill.
>>27516138>Then 2 years latter QB notices that 90% of the time she is using her guns as a club more often than not,It's a goddamn Mosin-Nagant. Your magazine holds clip of five bullets. Then you have to either reload or start blunting your opponent to submission. And the gun was made to handle both equally well.
>>27516164New game + will be our no damage run when we get full control of our shield back.
>>27516152I'll take that one, my apologies then.>>27516166Poor girl is gonna be wetter for us than Midori and Pinky combined at this rate.
>>27516180Or attaching a bayonet and having a perfectly serviceable pike.
[x] Lick Midori and Wendy's soulgems at the same time
>>27516188Yuu is imouto material. Pink and Green are waifus. That's completly different thing.You don't sexualise your imouto.
>>27516187Honestly, I'm kinda looking forward to when we get the chance to fuck around with the timeline. Atwill time travelis something I've always wanted to see in a Quest.
>>27516198>implying she knows we're imoutoing her
>>27516198yuu is not for lewds
>>27516178Skulltaker is mentioned to be her magical girl weapon. Makes me wonder how anyone with a two meter long chainsword would ever be considered for Vindicare in the first place. Might ask Deculture after todays threat if I don't forget by then. >>27516200I'm not sure we can, I think it was in one of our dieary entries, something about this being the last chance, no more timelines left or something.
>>27516084That's probably what they wished for too
>>27516179I don't know if it's more intimidating since we're all liches here and some Eversors seem to have high-speed regeneration. But I will grant that it is at least as intimidating as a successful no damage run.
>>27515868 >>27515872 >>2751588 >>27515905You decide to let Dual Spear Bitch sleep the rest of the fight off. Much as you'd like to do things your own way, here, it's probably best if you kept that kind of action out of sight from the audience. You already knocked her out and blew most of her clothes AND her arm off - no need to make things more than PG-13. Keeping both Lucius and her remaining lackey in view, however, you step up casually towards Dual Spear Bitch's supine form, checking her once over for her Soul Gem. Using the toe of your shoe, you nudge her onto her stomach - and you see what you're looking for, a bright purple sliver of light embedded in what looks to be a cross-shaped hairpin.You reach down and pluck it free from her hair with a giant-sized finger-and-thumb pincer. Just as you hold it up to the light, a slot on the back of your other gauntlet slides open. + Store it in there, Chiaki-san, + Yuu helpfully volunteers. + It'll be safe in there, and she'll be sleeping the entire time, so there's no danger of her Witching out or something. +Really? That's pretty handy, you think. You thank Yuu for the assist before dropping the Soul Gem in, hairpin and all. The slot's lid slides back into place, locking tight with a hiss and a click.+ Only for you, Chiaki-san. + The girl replies cheerfully. + Ah, should we take care of the other two, then? +"N-no...no!" Meteor Hammer Cunt screams, her cry a ragged one made with desperation and rage. She staggers back to her feet, helped up by a rather disheveled Lucius. "Get away from her! Give HER SOUL GEM BACK, YOU MONSTER!""Stay strong. We'll get her back." You hear Lucius growl at her with conviction, before turning to glare at you with a renewed determination. "This isn't over yet, Matsuda. Not while I still draw breath."[1/2]
>>27516200If Butterly Effect (the movie) and Stein's Gate taught me anything, time travel is not to be taken lightly.
>>27516198Speak for yourself.
>>27516164>>27516179I dont really think thats how it is. While we may not feel anything we are probably fighting on borrowed time or it could be due to Yuu`s Influence.Just like in the fight with Kirika we have been severely wounded and its only a question of time until our wounds catch up to us.
>>27516219+ Yeah, we probably should. + You pulse back to Yuu, rolling your shoulders back as the remaining Magical Girls hell-bent on killing you ready themselves for another assault. Around you, the crowd cheers again - and Ruri seems to be switching songs again. This one more faster-paced, more plaintive, as if matching the desperation that now colored both your opponents' expressions.Battle Hymn For A Hero? Heh. Fitting."Eight targets resolved, Matsuda-sama," your earbud crackles. "Still a bit more, please hang in there.""Yeah, and if you want backup, just say it." Sayaka's voice, tight yet uncertain, chimes in next after Enishi's. "I mean...for fuck's sake, Murderface. You're walking around with three fuckoff spears sticking out of you. It's like watching finger food strut around. Do you even NEED backup?"What do you do?Go for Lucius.Go for Meteor Hammer Cunt.Call for backup.Other.
>>27516229>[X]Go for Meteor Hammer Cunt.Mooks go first. Drama is important.
>>27516180I can picture Kharn in training, she shoots five times and grazes the targets then tears down the range and destroys them all with her hands
>>27516229[x]Go for Meteor Hammer Cunt.It sounds like we hit her berserk button, better take her out first.
>>27516200>>27516221Fun fact: Homura doesn't actually travel through time, she actually rewinds reality, at least in the vicinity of Earth's solar system, and possibly the entire universe, while maintaining her own memories and inventory. This is how she's actually able to effect change.>>27516229[x]Go for Lucius.Pull spears from self. Throw at target.
>>27516229[X]meteor hammer bitchGIANT SWING
>>27516229[x]Other: Bring them to you"Tell me Lucius, and be honest, do you feel like a hero yet?"
>>27516219>Only for you, Chiaki-san.......where did we just put that!?
>>27516138She's the daughter of a convict and a warden in a gulag, one that I'll bet is a lot more nastier than most gulags. She'd be one Hell of a shot with that Mosin or she uses it for sentimental reasons.>>27516239Training? When other girls are playing with Barbie Dolls and makeup, she hunts for bears in the harsh Siberian winter.>>27516229[X] "I'll be fine. Tell me when you've got all the bombers."[X] Go for Meteor Hammer Cunt
>>27516229[X]Go for Meteor Hammer Cunt.Mooks first! Then, we'll have TWO of her precious little soul gems!
>>27516252We put it in her slot. Just like it said.
>>27516229[x]Go for Meteor Hammer Cunt."No Sayaka. And Focus, you have the most important job here right now."
>>27516239I'm reminded of that scene from venture bros where they expect Brock to use a gun at a shooting range.
>>27516229[x] Go for Meteor Hammer Cunt.She's likely easier to take out than Lucius and I'd rather get her out of the way to focus on the boss properly.
>>27516229[x] go after Meteor hammer cunt after pulling the spears outThose things will just get in the way.
>>27516214Characters in Madoka don't need to have just a single magical girl weapon, it's implied they can create more. Mami didn't even start with her rifles, she just learned to make them over time out of her ribbons. Kharn could have had another ability and power originally before being able to form Skulltaker.
>>27516229[x] Let them make the first move - after all, you're the one who benefits from stalling here, with the crowd on your side, improved odds, Lucius getting desperate, and of course, your subordinates still finding her remaining lackeys. Meanwhile, make an offer to let them surrender.
>>27516229[x] politely refuse backup, deftly incapacitate and store Metor Hammer Cunt and then go for Lucius. Let's try to put them down without destroying their soul gems if we can, the bigger the harem the better.Maybe we could ask for their names?
>>27516229[Other] Hit Luscious for distance, rather than damage, and then take out Meator Girl totally as hard and fast as possible."I believe we were dueling before your underlings rudely interrupted...."
>>27516229 [X] Pull out Spears and go after Meteor Hammer Girl
>>27516252It's just her secret hole anon.
>>27516229>[X]Go for Meteor Hammer CuntPromise to put her soul gem safely with her friend's, if that kind of taunting isn't beneath us at this point.
>>27516229>[X]Go for Meteor Hammer Cunt.>[X]Other."what happened to "These girls are disposable"?"
>>27516229>[x]Go for Meteor Hammer Cunt.
>>27516229[X]Knock Lucius back out, then take down meteor hammer cunt and store her soul gem with her girlfriends
>>27516295Third. Rub her underling's nose in their disposability.
>>27516229>[x]Other.Break spears at front and back of you so they won't get in the way but don't pull them out (acts as a plug), get en garde. Give Sayaka quiet "I'll manage." Other than that say nothing. Just smirk. Keep cool, let them make the first move.It would be cool if we could pull smoke from the cigarette and let it out through the holes
>>27516254I meant officio trainingBut when hunting bears she probably did the same thing
>>27516278>bigger the harem the better.Humor aside, they can give us valuable information about the profit and their rogue MG group. Kharn did say that the computer interface R&D developed for Soul Gems could break anyone's resistance. Mirai didn't last 20 seconds before she was begging to talk.
>leaving the 'hero' for lastI feel that really should be on the Evil Overlord's list somewhere...
>>27516229>>27516219[x]Other.[x]Try to talk them down / Play them against each other[x]"Looks like your girls aren`t as ready to give up their lives as you, Lucy. Hey you, with the Morning Star, whats your name? Its still not to late to give up. I can give you back the Soulgem, even order my girls to heal up your girlfriend if you stop this insane plan right here and now."Killing Megucas is such a waste even if they deserve it. And hey, no one probably ever offered them the chance to not get mauled and maimed horribly.
>>27516229[X] go for meteor hammer cunt.
>>27516229>>27516295This"What happened to "These girls are disposable"?"And go for meteor.Hey, somehow, they could almost be the good guys. Almost. Fighting some kind of god-level witch and her apostles from the darkness, stuff like that... heck, I could almost imagine a quest going on from their point of view.
>>27516336I like this.
>>27516333>Get away from her! Give HER SOUL GEM BACK, YOU MONSTER![x]"Hey, I'm the one from keeping yourselves, y'know. Exploding."
>>27516229>>27516336>>27516351Those[x]"Hey, I'm the one from keeping yourselves, y'know. Exploding.""Its still not to late to give up. I can give you back the Soulgem, even order my girls to heal up your girlfriend if you stop this insane plan right here and now."
>>27516336No.At best, we order her to self-terminate.
>>27516229[x] Going with >>27516336It buys more time. We need to hold back a little from pushing Lucius into desperation so she won't resort to using the suicide bombing threat card.
>>27516229[X] "What, you want in, Blueberry? If you ask nicely, I'll let you have the bitch with the Meteor Hammer"[X] Throw spears at Lucius. Punch her until she stops breathing.We aim to please.
>>27516393But that is exactly how she will respond.Are you guys seriously so retarded to believe this is a viable plan? Because it clearly isn't.
Did we store her soul gem in our warmaster cap?
>>27516403Learn to read. It went into a slot on the Gauntlets.
>>27516364>>27516295N'thing diplomancing to buy time, and maybe get a surrender.
>>27516342But that's what we're doing when we're not trying to waifu said god-witch.Town ain't big enough for both of us.
>>27516403no?did you even read the update?also shit Decu can you just dispose of the hat, its only use now is stupid overdone jokes (worse than pancakes!) and somehow, inexplicably, making people argue about it.
>>27516351>>27516364On second thought, that'd just send meteor girl directly into "I'LL TAKE YOU WITH ME YOU MONSTER" explosion mode.
>>27516419Yeah, does anybody else feel like that was a bad idea? I'm worried it'll be used a punch fuel or something.
>>27516402We haven't been White Knights in a while. It's about that time.
>>27516424I want to get rid of the hat too, but I'm going to wait until we're near a fire and see if I can get a vote going to toss it in.
>>27516427>>27516402No more than attacking will.Whats your reasoning here? I don't follow.
>>27516342>I could almost imagine a quest going on from their point of view.Where the players are raging about losing their waifu to the OP opponent. And blaming each other for engaging said OP opponent in the first place."This is you faggots' fault, I told you we should've prepared better, but nooo... JUSTICE my ass."
>>27516427I bet Lucius would run away if she did that. Totally the hero, letting her underling die for her. She would never be able to live with herself if that happened.
>>27516229backup may result in explosions...Then again, 1: our opponent seems to think we have no regard for human life other than the principal2: Thinks we could SURVIVE a DURKA DURKA MOHAMMAD JIHAD Which may be why she hasn't done so yet...Based on the fact she broke the agreement of the dual.... she may be bluffing somewhatWe've got snipers. We just have to use our gauntlet to make it look like those precise sniper hits were from us
>>27516424hey hey... hat can have its usesJust a matter of not abusing it
>>27516441If we keep fighting, they'll just think 'I have to fight harder'.If we fuck with their heads they'll go all 'she's up to something sneaky' and explode.At best we can quip a one-liner to make them mad. Anything more will backfire horribly.
>>27516441>>27516447>remind enemy she's able to BLOW UP>be surprised when she charges you and tries to blow up>get ganked by Lucius honourably making sure her valiant underling's sacrifice is not in vain
>>27516424Fuck you, that is our sign of leadership and powerWe keep the hat even Mami likes how it looks on us
>>27516473It takes ten seconds of concentration to blow up. Not a threat.
>>27516482She can charge up while she runs over. We would have to take out her gem from a distance. And she can just as well cover it with her heavy as fuck weapon.
>>27516489We can move lightning fast.Not a threat.
>>27516482If we focus on Lucius it very well may be a threat.
>>27516482>>27516473That's the point. Lucious is "the Hero". she can't allow her underling to sacrifice herself - that would be non-Heroic. But she obviously is willign to let them. Eiother she saves her underling, or she admits her underling isn't important. If her underling dies, she now has the crisis of "not being heroic enough" and she starts to make even more stupid mistakes if she actually escapes.
>>27516501All the votes have been for taking out the mook when it comes to violence.
>>27516496Well if it's that easy, why haven't we already won?[x] Other: Kill them both in the next 10 seconds.
>>27516489>Disengage Fist>Pull out DEagle from ShieldGee, sure is hard to adapt.Why do you pretend to be retarded just to make it look like you have a viable opinion?
>>27516513Enishi is confident that she can do it. It can be inferred that the process leaves them vulnerable.
>>27516445Somehow it's reminiscent of something...
>>27516504Are you kidding, martyrdom is hugely heroic. It all depends on who you ask. It's already clear that Lucious has a rather skewed view of Heroism, that is, to kill the bad guy at any cost.But I think this girl has a low chance of blowing up anyway since it seems like she really wants her friend back.
>>27516515Do you know if the deagle can pierce through a solid block of metal? Because I sure as hell don't.
>>27516538She'll get her playmate back. They can gemfuck in Yuu's slot.
>>27516515>Pull out DEagle from ShieldStill no confirmation that the Shield Storage is available after the Shield has been disabled.Though I suppose it's a moot point since the DEagle is in our shoulder holster, not our Shield Storage or Inventory.
>>27516544I don't know if our deagle can do it bit I'm p confident that our snipers can take her down while she's focused on defending herself from us.Cover only works in onen direction.
>>27516544It left a gaping hole in the wall when we shot it next to Mine's knee. Though I doubt it can pierce the sword in one go.
>>27516568A valid point, however I would rather our snipers continue taking down the suicide bomber MG's in the crowd.They've already taken down 8; we don't know how many are left.
>>27516575Pretty sure they've just located the targets, not hit them yet.
>>27516424We keep the hat, change the emblem.
>>27516581I think mundane security is handling them unless it's impossible to get to one in time.
>>27516569It's not a sword the mace bitch is using, it's a mace. A meteor hammer is a ball of metal.
>>27516575>>27516581Resolved could mean either tbh
>>27516590BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS OF STEEL
>>27516593I'm pretty sure the plan was to locate them all, then take them down at the same time. Because the risk of them not noticing their squad mates going down one after the other is too high.
>>27516614Yeah, thats what I thought.
>>27516575>>27516593Resolved should be "not our problem any more". If not, we're going to have "words" with Enshi after we get back.>>27516590Unless it's bigger than her, we can just headshot her or kneecap her. Or blow off a foot. Can't charge without both legs very easily.As long as we keep an eye on Lucius afterwards.THREADLY REMINDER THAT LUCIUS ISN'T THE REAL THREAT, IT'S WENDY STABBING US IN THE BACK RIGHT AFTER WE LET OUR GUARD DOWN AFTER DEFEATING LUCIUS
>>27516467>>27516424Lucius has also shown us that she's vain. She fancies herself actually winning the duel regardless of whatever tricks it took.Her first resort to being outmatched was to call her lackeys to team up on Chiaki. If we take Meteor Hammer girl down now, and she thinks she can't finish us, she'll threaten us with the bombings.If we manage to take Lucius down first instead, there's a high chance she already told her suicide bombers to go on with it when she goes down.Either through prolonged fighting or talking, I'm just opting to buy time.I thought I'd support the talking just because of the chance of revealing internal discord, no matter how little. It doesn't matter if it goes through or not.
>>27516672Why would Wendy stab us in the back? She's been nothing but pleasant in our shared dreams, her Officio is allied with ours, and she knows full well that Pinky wants to be the one to end us.She has absolutely no reason to do something like that.
>>27516672I was wondering where the shadowruns had gone.
>>27516686>She has absolutely no reason to do something like that.Or does she?
>>27516672You are one paranoid motherfucker
>>27516672>Resolved should be "not our problem any more"Those 8 are no longer our problem.There's still more suicide bombers that ARE our problem, and consequently means that the snipers are still preoccupied.
>>27516686Listen to this anon.Just accept it.
>>27516686> She's been nothing but pleasantYeah, except for the times where we killed each other. Twice.
>>27516746In dreams where she was testing if it was us or just her fucked up mind playing tricks again
>>27516743Oh god that's so cute.
>>27516743I smell a Chiaki edit coming up.
>>27516746We instigated the first time. I don't recall the second.
>>27516743I don't know what to feel
>>27516686>she knows full well that Pinky wants to be the one to end usThat's just another piece of the puzzle. She's not going to kill us now, she's going to get us later. When we have 19 golden weapons she is going to come in with the golden kitchen knife and 'complete' us with it. Sending us to Pinky to be hate fucked for the rest of eternity.
YOU FUCKERS HAD ONE JOB
I really wish I'd never drawn that original Nyan Nyan. These spammy summoning rituals are just getting out of hand and making use hit autosage earlier. Would it be too much to ask everyone to just wait patiently?
>>27516818DONT HURT ME
>>27516836>Would it be too much to ask everyone to just wait patiently?I thought that went without saying. This is the Internet, after all.
>>27516686>>27516687>>27516693>>27516698>>27516701Just making sure we keep on our toes! The best time to strike is when the enemy's gate is down! And it's down just after we drop what we think is the main enemy!I have trust issues.
>>27516836>Autosage>Mattering to MGNQ¿que?
>>27516836I actually forgot all about the fact that post count counts towards how long a topic stays alive. After we barely got a conclusion to last time's thread just before it fell off the forums, maybe we would do better to not be quite as spammy.
>>27516836I was just happy that one time we successfully got the proper ritual completed, and Decu posted immediately after. I was content to stop with that, we had won. But it's just gotten out of hand. Especially when people don't wait at least 1 hour before doing it.
>>27516836>STOP HAVING FUN WHILE YOU`RE WATING! Bro, come one. pls, Bro, just pls.
>>27516866I think we should have a Q&A thread on /tg/chan or something like that. Just post questions there and decu answers them when he can.
Gonna be honest, I think the summoning's gone well past being kind of stupid, too. And I know if I were in decu's shoes I'd start feeling like people were rushing me, and it'd start pissing me off right quick.
ITT: the pack of retards return and keep fucking up deculture's house on the moon.
>>27516861Last thread, for example. We hit autosage super early and Decu barely managed to complete the thread before it fell off. More than that, it feels really rude to me, the equivalent of yelling at Decu to hurry up. Can we please calm down? Pretty please?
>namefags thinking their opinions matterNo. Fuck off.>>27516866That happened because Decu had to bail for an hour. If we legitimately need another thread, there's nothing stopping Decu from just making one.Also>forums
>>27516900Honestly its just a stupid little forum game. And Decu is notoriously slow no matter what we do. What's it really matter? Let em have their silly fun.
>>27516901Decu rolls 2 D100s when he posts the 2 hour warning on twitter. Every time it's the same thing.1. Thieves break into houses, steal nothing, refuse to leave.2. Thieves break into houses, redecorate poorly.
>>27516909oh yes, I agree.
>>27516909It shouldn't be taken as rude because that isn't the intent. It's just an amusing reflection on the fact that Decu takes a while to write. And that's fine.Plus, the last thread was down to Deculture having network issues.
>>27516900>>27516909I kinda of think that he is aware that we are just having fun / messing with him since we usually did that after an hour. I also think, that you and the other Tripfag managed to kill the mood quicker and more thoroughly than any shitstorm or spam ever. So, congrats guys, playing the fun-police you sure showed `em.
>>27516963>polite request>fun policeEh, whatever. Now we'll autosage slower.
>>27516912>implying Nicehatguy isn't worth more than every other participantGet out.
>>27517005>Well this is dumb. so stop doing that please>polite requestYou are american, arent you? I mean, I cant think of another country where this would count as politness.
>>27517047Shut the fuck up and have a complimentary burger. Please.
>>27517047>Would it be too much to ask everyone to just wait patiently?>Can we please calm down? Pretty please?Sounds fairly polite to me.
>>27517047I meant Hatguy. You can bitch about me fun policing all you like, but he asked nicely.
>>27516236 >>27516242 >>27516249 >>27516295 >>27516336You allow yourself a small chuckle as you decide to go after the one with the Meteor Hammer, casually walking towards both her and Lucius, gauntlets clenched into loose fists at your side as the spears sticking out of your back gently knock against each other with your every movement. What the fuck happened to her girls being disposable, of being ready to sacrifice themselves for 'the cause'? Seems like Meteor Hammer Cunt's not actually that ready to give up her life - or her friend's - as Lucius are. Are they really devoted to dying in Lucius' command, or simply just allowing themselves to be caught up in the flow?"SHUT UP!" Lucius all but roars at you, drawing both her pistols with an experienced gunslinger's finesse despite her obvious injuries. "Don't listen to her, Kana! She's only trying to trick you! Remember who she is and who she's fighting for! Remember how many of us she killed--""I KNOW!" The girl called Kana screams, and it's with a sudden crash of disassembling metal that her Meteor Hammer splits in two spiked halves, before splitting even further into pieces that then latch onto her legs, her arms, her feet, her torso. Forming what looks to be a bulky metal carapace studded with spikes, with one particularly-huge section forming as her back armor and two smaller ones forming menacing gauntlets. "I KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DO, I KNOW WHAT SHE DID - BUT I'M NOT LETTING HER TAKE KIZUNA-CHAN FROM ME!" Her tirade ends in a wordless shout, and she leaps at you, ignoring Lucius' command to hold. One thorn-mailed fist pulled back, the girl evidently angry enough to try and go in to trade punches with you. Not particularly a tactically-sound move - that's what you've been doing to them - but then again, these girls were fighting with nothing to lose, and everything to fight for.[1/2]
Welp... that's another kind of shitstorm brewing up.Still, if we're past the bump limit, spamming silly things could be acceptable, could it not?
>>27517047You got a problem with the greatest god damn country in the world?
>>27517067..The irony isn't lost on you, of course. Even when Kana - to her credit - manages to catch you unaware, one single punch out of the dozen she'd smashed in quick succession against your gauntlets raised to block her connecting solidly against your ribs. You wince at the sound of your ribs breaking there, at the sensation of three spikes puncturing costume fabric, skin, and then muscle - but again, there was no pain. Only the warm sensation of blood leaking out where it's not supposed to be.You bat away her attempt to cave your skull in with a spiked overhead chop with one hand, while Yuu - resourceful, brutally-efficient Yuu - catches Kana's chin with a dirty fighter's uppercut, one delivered with enough bloodthirsty malice that you probably should ask the young woman if she's got anger issues or something. This sends the spiked girl flying back and landing with a crunch on her back, a fall she doesn't seem particularly in a hurry to get up from."KANA!" Lucius screams from behind you, and you absently raise a gauntleted hand to shield yourself from the sudden storm of gunshots. Well, at least someone's learning."I'll make this offer only once," You say to the supine, barely-conscious Kana over the sound of Lucius unsuccessfully trying to shoot through a metal gauntlet forged from a Goddess' fragmented soul. "Give up, and I'll let you live, along with your friend here." You gesture towards her leader with your free gauntlet. "Say no, and..." You let the silence hang between you as you shrug. "...I'll try not to enjoy killing all of you too much.""...T-the choice...you offer...i-is no choice at all..." Kana manages to whisper through a broken, slowly-knitting jaw. "...We have...we have to kill you, or everything dies..." She takes a shuddering breath, here, as she struggles to get up. "Everything dies in fire and misery and despair. As...as long as the Blessed Lady's Shieldmaiden still draws breath..."How do you react?
>>27517079Murder.Lots of murder.
>>27517067>"Don't listen to her, Kana! She's only trying to trick you! Remember who she is and who she's fighting for! Remember how many of us she killed--"Wait... are these girls renegades from the 3rd who weren't absorbed in to our officio?
>>27517079Take second soul gem."You made your bed. Now lie in it."/charge
>>27517079"do you even know what the hell your talking about?because honestly me and the blessed lady are not on good terms, she tried to kill me several times, and i have to put up with her bullshit each and every day on end."
>>27517079[x] Sigh in disappointment, knock Kana down to the ground and out, take her Soul Gem, then punch out Lucius.
>>27517079[x] Smash your fist on top of herWell, she made her choice. Time for consequences! Also, kill Lucius.
>>27517079"Did it ever occur to you that the reason everything dies because of me is because you drive me to it by trying to kill me?"Then K.O. poor Armordillogirl as she's thinking on that terrifying thought.
Maybe we should start, you know, talking, because it seems there's some kind of misunderstanding, eh? But maybe that's just me...
>>27517079Punch her face in. Take gem. Put it with her friend's.Lucius wants to be the grand hero against a monster? We'll crush her by refusing to play by her narrative. NOBODY is expendable, not even the enemy's "mooks".
>>27517097>are these girls renegades from the 3rd who weren't absorbed in to our officio?Possible, now that I think about it. We were told that some MG's didn't accept the merger, so it would make sense. The 3rd's MG's seemed to be adherents of the Blessed Lady, but that might have just been because of Ahriman.
>>27517079[x] Knock her out, acquire soul gem.
>>27517079"Suit yourself, martyr-wanabe."[ x ] Use the hulk tactic mentioned above; grab Kana and smash Lucius.Remember, we can always still play for the crowd.
>>27517115>>27517113>>27517101hey bloodthirsty fucks, we can at least make them elaborate before we go back to kicking their asses.remember pinky is a psychotic bitch, and probably is trying to do something to screw us over, in fact shes even said as such.so maybe we should find out what in the shit they know, before we proceed with hurr durr flesh of fallen angels beatery.
Rolled 19>>27517079Don't kill her, take her soul gem for interrogation. We kill the hero but Lackies need to be debrain washed. if possible. but if she's out of range from getting her soul gem....then you know what t do
>>27517064I'm starting to think that Hatguy is Hatgirl... >>27517079[X] Knock her unconscious and take her gem
>>27517141They sure have elaborated up till now. Meanwhile we're sorta bleeding out.
>>27517141They're not giving us time to do that. If it was just ONE person, we could do that, but we're actually really badly injured, and Lucius has pulled her guns. We need to reduce the enemy to a manageable number (one who isn't in control of her underlings) and then we can talk. Also, seconding >>27517120for the sake of confusion.
>>27517141Most of the votes are for taking her Soul Gem so that we can talk with her when we're not being shot at by Lucius, or did you not notice that we are still under attack?
>>27517141Yeah, let's slow down on the carnage here.There's been enough blood and bits of flesh splattered around for now.
I'm thinking that once this is over and we presumably have their soul gems in custody, we introduce them to pinky and have a nice chat
[x]smash head, soulgem grab, keep track of Lucius"So this ISN'T about Kharn getting in your pants then? I don't recall massacring any girls recently."
>>27517079[x] "I have no love for the blessed lady. To be honest I am flattered you thing I have the power to end the world." Lets end this, don't try to capture her. She is going to go "PROPHET AKBAR!" and blow herself up if we try to take her alive.
>>27517132>he 3rd's MG's seemed to be adherents of the Blessed Lady, but that might have just been because of Ahriman.Or perhapse having almost their entire officio wiped out gave them a crisis of faith. Then someone else (Madokami?) stepped in and made them an offer.
>>27517079[x] "A prophet vision of doom, huh? That's pretty cliche. She hasn't seen what comes after?"
>>27517177>pinky is listening>wont talk to us for months
>>27517079Just kill the fuckers.You can't negotiate with zealots.
Rolled 5>>27517166Well if possible let's take the soul gem. please.and this thirding this suggestion
>>27517177Seconding this. Maybe launch into a tirade about the shit we've put up with.
>>27517189I was about to post that.
>>27517079[X] "I am nobodies Shieldmaiden, stand down now and call off your bombers... please, you have a problem with me, that's fine, do not drag the audience in to this, they're just simple people."
>>27517079>How do you react?"I'd honestly like to know who told you all that. Because I've made no such plans. We shall discuss it later, once you've stopped being public threat." gently snap her neck with your oversized index finger, acquire Soul Gem and face Lucius.
>>27517149Can't say but there was someone talking about taking bets on that in the past...
>>27517079Flatten her, take soul gem if it survives
>>27517199Answers like these really baffle me, and there are a lot of those.How. How do you follow MGNQ for this long and think, even for a second, that Chiaki could say anything even remotely similar to this. It boggles the mind.
>>27517079[x]Talk even more shit out of her[x]"Your Prophet is lying to you, just like the Blessed Lady is lying to her so called "Chosen". Since Lucy is on her Hero-Trip, she might not have noticed but I am collecting Fausts`Golden Shit to stop the Blessed Lady.Think about it, Kana, why would I go out my way to try and save the soulgem of one of my girls and all those random people who just came here to listen to music and have fun if I was the bad guy here? Is this what you and your girlfriend became Magical Girls for? Killing random people and thinking that this for the greater good? "
>>27517079Take Kana's soul gemPut it with her friends and once we are done we can interrogate them both
>>27517171We can't. We're bleeding and badly injured even for a meguca. Lucious pulled guns, that means she doesn't want us talking to her friend and we can't engage in melee and verbal repartee with a gunner at the same time.
>>27517218I am not even the guy you are replying to but I am wondering if you forget the fact that we try not to be sociopathic Murderhobo anymore. So I really wonder if you dont feel silly on calling him out on that.
I wish people would stop writing this horrible dialogue. Like holy fucking shit. stick to voting and let Decu handle dialogue.
>>27517079"What, are you saying that you think me and Pinky are in cahoots or some shit? Sorry to break it to you, but the only reason she's obsessed with me is because I did something really horrific to her that I can't remember, probably what turned her into the so called Blessed Lady in the first place, and she wants to kill me for it. But only when I remember what it is I actually did. Which is why I can stand here explaining this to you after she's ripped my heart out of my chest at least twice. Also I'm prettysure she's stalking me."
>>27517236Decu takes some of our dialogue into account if it's in character. He ignores it if it isn't.
>>27517097>>27517132Naming scheme makes sense. 3rd officio seems to have had a lot of chaos adherent names. Then again, we had a Kharne, so yeah.I expect that the renegades are bitter that their blessed lady didn't save them, and the Prophet would have easily swept them up at that point, or been a figurehead.Either way, looks like knockout and cap soul gem works.
>>27517233That doesn't make us a sparklebutt of love and compassion though...
>>27517236I wish you would stop complaning.
>>27517079"If you feel that way then" Then lots of murder.
>>27517233No, I have to agree. Trying to be more responsible and a better person is one thing, but there's no way I can imagine those words coming out of Chiaki's mouth no matter how well-meaning she might be.
>>27517233I am aware of that, but that style of speech is not in character, and because we're not trying to murderhobo anymore doesn't mean that we're fucking Mother Teresa with infinite compassion and understanding for a fucking terrorist which is threatening to bomb a stadium full of people just so she can be the oh-so-cool heroine.Besides, Chiaki is unable to speak more than 10 words in a sentence.
>>27517079Rip and tear
>>27517241Something similar to this, but without the wordiness.
>>27517250..How is us simply not being a sociopath being a sparklebutt of love and confession? Is there something like a grey area in your worldview or is it just black & white?
>>27517277As long as we can agree on "disable them and collect their Soul Gems" over "Murderface SMASH! consequences be damned", I'll be happy.
>>27517079[x] "Your loss" Keep blocking with one hand, knock the girl out out and take her soul gem with the other. Then focus on Lucius.
>>27517079"That's the thing with prophets. You never know when they're lying to you for their own purposes."
>>27517079"I have no love lost for the Blessed Lady. Mami's pancakes, on the other hand..."
>>27517245I'm starting to think the Prophet has the Golden Staff.
>>27517079>"Everything dies in fire and misery and despair. As...as long as the Blessed Lady's Shieldmaiden still draws breath...""Ok, we're definitely going to have words about this whole 'I'm going to end the world' theory sometime later when your boss isn't shooting at me."Soul Gem GET.
>>27517305>"please, you have a problem with me, that's fine, do not drag the audience in to this, they're just simple people."I'm sorry, but that just sounds, like, weak. What you'd hear from the simple but kind-hearted heroine as the villain takes hostages and does the evil laughter
>>27517340I like this. Simple and to the point.
>>27517279Yeah uh >>27517305 goes for you, too.Right now we are fighting a battle that could be avoided with a weapon that shouldn`t have been our first choice as a Vindicare without our Abilities. How is not splattering people who are following a misgided tart like Lucius being Mother Teresa. Explain that to me. >Besides, Chiaki is unable to speak more than 10 words in a sentence.Besides, you are wrong, we did longer talks multiple times when we needed to explain something, this is one of those moments that needs an explanation.
>>27517364>we did longer talks multiple times when we needed to explain somethingIn the middle of a battle while bleeding from multiple wounds?
>>27517338She's probably the one that collected a fucking bunch of the things already.She's using all this shit about "We must defeat the Blessed Lady!" to trick the rogue MGs into collecting up the gold for her like good little pawns so SHE can be the ascendant girl victorious.
>>27517364Begging to spare their lives doesn't suit the character or the tone of the scene. Obviously we're not splattering them. Neither is Lucius - yet. And we're in the middle of a fight. Being shot at, while bleeding out. Talking is not a free action.
>>27517364You know what I meant. Mid-battle speeches are not our thing. Talking to someone in normal circumstances is, duh. But not while impaled and bleeding to death and with our principal a leap away. There'll be time for a interrogation later, on our terms. Besides, it's not like Lucius is listening to reason.
>>27517338Oh shit, Oriko with golden staff, rallies thirds that didn't accept the merger. Holy shit.
>>27517408Makes sense. Though I would be surprised if people didn't already guess that one by now.
>>27517408Gotta talk to QB during debriefing about the 3rd girls that are accounted for and unaccounted for.
All this talk is making me want to see a side story about the renegade 3rd members.
>>27517430strong independent medukas that don't need no koobie
>>27517439They fighting crime in 1970s Harlem.
>>27517430Would be interesting. Though I would honestly be interested in one from the perspective of Lucius dear here. Just to see how she is looking at this battle.
>>27517079[x]"...Dildos." Give her a knuckle to the stomach to put her out, and extract soul gem while blocking with our free gauntlet. Then, we're going to charge Lucious and end this thing.
>>27517448While on the run from THE LAAAAAAAW
>>27517079"I hear words, yet no substance. You have chosen poorly.">Take Kana's soul gem and Kizuma's the other hand."Choose one to live, Lucius." then throw them at opposite directions.Make sure they're both fake.
>>27517364>How is not splattering people who are following a misgided tart like Lucius being Mother TeresaMost of the votes are to knock the girl out so that we can take her Soul Gem and interrogate her when Lucius is not shooting at us.You know, the whole mid-battle speech thing while someone is still actively shooting at us and there's still an unknown number of suicide meguca's in the crowd, as we bleed out from 3 spear wounds to the chest and a set of broken ribs, and an additional 3 puncture wounds. That's why stopping to talk when someone other than the person we are attempting to diplomance is still attacking and shows no signs of stopping, is like being Mother Theresa.
You know, I was thinking, if they're so intent on trying to fight the Blessed Lady, maybe we could get some sort of alliance or something... although I don't really know how many of us would wish for that.We're not Nanoha, but... this should be doable?
Is anyone wanting to see how NECO will update the stat sheet for Chaki after watching this one?
>>27517478>if they're so intent on trying to fight the Blessed Ladywhy don't we pull them into time stop and introduce them to her
>>27517466Their "officio" is a 1971 Chevrolet van.
>>27517478I don't think explicitly aligning ourselves with anti-pinky groups would be good for our health. Or ability to timestop.
>>27517079"She threw a temper tantrum and locked me out of my own timestop because I wouldn't feed her my subordinates soulgem. I'm not Pinkys ANYTHING."
>>27517477Yeah this. I don't think anyone wants to break the soul gems more splatter them and take it for later.>>27517478Unlikely. I don't think Chaki would ever trust them to do jack with her. But theoretically possible.
>>27517478What is the exact purpose of this plan?
>>27517493Because that's just as likely to get us disemboweled as them? And then locked out of our time stop for the next month if we survive.
>>27517478They seem far too intent to seeing Chiaki as the Blessed Lady's Shieldmaiden, being religious fanatics for that to work.Also, there is also the chance that the Prophet is actually using them to collect Golden Weapons for herself. Possible, I suppose, but highly improbable.
>>27517514To get a death by stupid.
>>27517486>tactics goes down>charm : SSS
I'm now imagining picture of Chiaki with exhausted expression on her face and three lances through her chest labeled Luck: FDrawfags pls?
>>27517525That's what I'm seeing as well. But hey, maybe there is some master plan beneath that.
>>27517507>>27517476Voting ended like 20 mins ago.For future reference, we should call our subordinates 'comrades' from now on.
>>27517527Worth it.Just means anyone reading the file will underestimate Chiaki.
>>27517498They get by from day to day working as soldiers of fortune, only accepting jobs from those truly in need.
>>27517527>tactics goes downTactics have honestly been pretty good so far. All the damage has been to places we know for a fact won't really hurt or slow us down.
>>27517549I like Blueberry, Kyoubro and Sexcretary better.
>>27517549>For future reference, we should call our subordinates 'comrades' from now on.>Chaki>Thinking of Subordinates as comrades.She might think of them as valuable allies or something but comrades is a tad much there bro.
>>27517567If you can find them, maybe you can hire...THE M TEAM
>>27517569But as a whole, they can be comrades!
>>27517567If you have a problem, if nobody else can help you, and if you know where to find them, maybe you can hire, the Meguka Team.
>>27517569Our close circle can keep their nicknames. But subordinate sounds too impersonal for someone we would risk our life to save, and would probably risk hers to save ours.
>>27517569We're missing a Mammies in there.
>>27517591Not even lancer has luck that badHell I don't think anyone can have luck that bad aside from AC-GuyHe would have Luck F-----------------
>>27517585Or more likely she'll never voice it out even if she thinks it.Too embarassing.
>>27517585Most of the subordinates we talk to on a regular basis are also our friends though.
>>27517585>but comrades is a tad much there bro.I disagree.Kyouko is definitely more than just an ally, and Sayaka is getting better.Sure, there's only a small handful of people that Chiaki cares about, but that's more than none.
>>27517569I can live with this.
>>27517585To me, Murderface becoming less of a murderhobo and a better warmaster means the warmer parts of Kharn rubbed off on her.
>>27517635Kharns warmer parts have rubbed off on many magic girls.
>>27517635Rub might be the wrong word to use when Kharn is involved.
>>27517626Currently it is pretty much everyone under her as Warmaster.Proven by the fact we saved one soulgem just now in stead of going for fight with Lucius the moment she threw it against wall.
>>27517635>means the warmer parts of Kharn rubbed off on her.>less of a murderhoboI'd say that's more likely to be Mami's and Midori's influence with a generous helping of Personality Fragments being restored.Kharn just enjoyed her kills more, while Murderface just did it as an impersonal action.
>>27517629I think we all can>>27517635Amazingly I think you are rightLast time we hung out with her we picked up all the worst parts, this time we picked up all the best parts..Except for the massive motherlands
>>27517635lewdWonder how Kyouko/Midori are doing...
>>27517654I say its not fear of losing surbodinates or not wanting to risk them but more wanting to spend them properly if we have to, not waste the lives of the girls under us.
>>27517669Too bad Midori isn't here to join the show...
>>27517654I think that is more a matter of Chiaki wanting her first mission as warmaster to not have any black marksEveryone goes out everyone comes home job comes off without a hitch and after this "performance" Ruri never has to do anything other than post a date to have her concerts sell out in the hour
>>27517096 >>27517101 >>27517113 >>27517133You blink down at the young woman still struggling to get up. Is that what her Prophet said? That you're in cahoots somehow with Pinky? If that's the kind of bullshit they're operating on, then...you have no words. No fucking words at all, except shaking your head and telling her just what you felt about that kind of prediction. Namely, how it's so much utter bullshit that the idea of you suddenly becoming an idol is believable."D-don't...don't talk about her like that, monster," Kana manages to gasp out, exhaling blood with every other syllable. "She...she sacrificed everything...to know the truth. The death of her loved one...e-everything she cared about...she suffers still, and it's all because of you." More blood gushes forth from her mouth, this time black, the color of diseased ichor. "We will...never stop..."You shake your head at this. Whatever Lucius - and this Prophet - had taught them, it's sticking. You could probably convince them with a bit more time, but time isn't exactly on your side, here.Still blocking Lucius' desperate gunshots, you grab hold of Kana's armored leg - the girl groaning in pain - and it's with barely a grunt of effort that you swing her upward, before slamming her into the ground in a quick, merciful downswing. Her armor breaks apart in the impact, fragments of it flying off. She weakly mewls a name - Kizuna - and you take that as a signal to smash her into the dirt. Again. And again.Kana mercifully loses consciousness on the fourth swing, and you let her leg slip out of your grasp. Her Soul Gem, a rather darkened emerald one, ends up sharing the same slot you placed Kizuna in. You then make a show out of patting your gauntlets together, as if to dust them off - and the crowd cheers again, louder this time. [1/2]
>>27517696You ignore this as you turn to face the last remaining member of this little party - namely, a red-faced Lucius, whose pistols had long run out of ammunition, the black-and-silver handcannons ending up discarded on the astroturf. She's got her sword again, this time in a defensive position."The Prophet was right," Lucius sneers through a sheen of sweat, of fatigue, of fear. "You are a monster. No different than the Betrayer was, and yet so much worse."This again. Is she ignoring the fact that holding civilians hostage with suicide bombers isn't exactly heroic--"We have to do what is asked of us." Lucius seethes between gritted teeth. "This may seem evil to you, but we consider the potential casualties as necessary, in light of the many deaths that will happen if the prophecy is allowed to come to fruition." It's here that her sword begins to glow an unhealthy crimson light. "They may judge us as murderers now, but history will declare us as heroes that rose up to fight against the evil when no one else would."...Right. Fine. Obviously, there's no reasoning with this bitch."Ten prospectives apprehended and restrained, Matsuda-sama." Enishi whispers again. "Just a few more, I'm positive of this."How do you proceed?Offer Lucius terms of surrender.No more talking. Charge her.Other.
>>27517683I really want a side story, maybe even one thread just as an overview of what Kyouko and Midori got up to while we were doing all thisI have no doubt that Kyouko would be making things awesome
>she sacrificed everything...to know the truth. The death of her loved one...The paranoia is starting up again. Let's kill the principle to be sure.
>>27517696>a rather darkened emerald oneWe should have some spare Grief Seeds in our Inventory; when we interrogate her, we should purify her Soul Gem before she Witches out.
>>27517714Me too anon, me too.
>>27517711>...Right. Fine. Obviously, there's no reasoning with this bitch.>[x]No more talking. Charge her.Enough with the bloody diplomancing, she obviously won't listen. End this fast and tend to our wounds.
Rolled 14>>27517711>Offer Lucius terms of surrender.Keep her talking we need to take care of their bombers
>>27517714Kyouko ALWAYS makes things more awesomer than the awesomest.
>>27517711>[x]No more talking. Charge her.
>>27517711>[x]No more talking. Charge her.Make her work for it. Give Enshi a little bit more time, but don't pull any punches. The moment she thinks we're buying time is when they go off.
>>27517711>[x]No more talking. Charge her.We'll have all the time in the world to interrogate her and her minions when they're in the silent room.
>>27517711[x] Other."And what was the name of that loved one? I suppose I'm the one that killed her?"
>>27517711>[X]No more talking. Charge her.I think we're sure now that they're beyond reason. This is for everyones lives, not just ours.
>>27517711[X]Offer Lucius terms of surrenderKeep her talking. Maybe we'll get even more of them bombas. Or... nah, she won't listen, but at least that'll make her talk.
>>27517711[x]Other: Keep her talking so Enishi can get the rest of the suicide bomber-Meguca's"Your Prophet. How many prophecies has she foretold, and how many have come true? I think she's full of shit."
>>27517711Charge herStop her being able to channel her bullshit explosions, make sure she knows that she failed before we punch her face into the ground
>>27517714We know a little bit about what they are doing. And it is awesome.
>>27517757I wonder if we'll get a MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS 2 this year?
>>27517787That's why I want to know everything they are doingAlso Kyouko's expression in that picture is just the best
>>27517711>Offer Lucius terms of surrender.
>>27517711>[x]No more talking. Charge her."Sayaka, get off the stage, give enishi a hand. We don't have much time."Have to bet everything to defuse all the suicide bombers in time. Go Go Sayaka!
>>27517711[x]No more talking. Charge her.
>>27517711[X] Charge. You don't start monologuing when the enemy is preparing their super attack!
>>27517711[x] No more talking. Charge her.That glow looks bad, better stop it. Try to drag the fight on tough to give our team more time to disable the bombers.
>>27517711[x]Offer Lucius terms of surrender."I have all your girls and not a single one has truly died so far. Thats already more chivalry than you have offered since this whole ordeal started. You want to stop the Blessed Lady, so do I."
>>27517810This.Commit all our resources now.
>>27517711>[X]No more talking. Charge her."Pretty sure they're going to judge you as murderers in the future, too. Y'know, what with you being murderers. And you can trust me on that, because I should know a thing or two about people being murderers."
Why are we trying to talk with her?She's been brainwashed by Oriko.
>>27517884>[x]No more talking>proceeds to talk
>>27517764On the idea of buying time without it being obvious. Anyone else think trying to break her weapon is a good idea?
>>27517787Oh, I should go back and clean that sketch sometime. I'd forgotten about it
>>27517711[X] offer lucius terms of surrender.
>>27517889As a delaying tactic. Though the idea of attacking her now in order to mess her obvious super attack charge-up sequence also has merit.
>>27517889Fishing for intel.
>>27517711[x]No more talking. Charge her.Be careful of her glowing sword and don't try to just take hits full-on with the gauntlets. I don't like how it's charging up like that.
>>27517927I missread that as 'fisting'.
>>27517927We have cold rooms and blueberries for that.
>>27517711[x]Other[x]Disengage Powerfists[x]Pull out DEeagle[x]Shoot off her Swordarm at point blank, then the other one and then her legs.Time to switch to Shotgun-Diplomacy. I mean, we really tried hard to by Mrs. Nice Meguca but if this doesnt work we`ll just have to do the ol` Murderface-Routine.
>>27517935We have cold rooms and other blue haired magical girls for that also.
>>27517711[x]No more talking. Charge her."You're not my enemy." [Chiaki smash] "You're still going down, though."
>>27517711Heaven or HellFinal DuelLet's Rock
>>27518210I love it!
>>27517948Disengaging 1 powerfist works.But yeah, we haven't kneecapped a single person today.This probably is the best chance we'll get.
>>27517948Isn't the Golden Gauntlets like the only reason we aren't screaming in agony at he moment?
>>27518313Nothing stopping us from kneecapping her with an autocannon.In fact, we should totally do that.
>>27518330Nah. Magical girls are pretty durable.
>>27518334>Point at her kneecaps>"Bang">Her legs explodeAutocannon fingersBest golden weapon
>>27517626Now that I"m back I can respond to this. I meant that more as the nameless magical girls under her command.She will protect them because they are for one useful and it is her job to minimize casualties. As well as her soft spot for them since they aren't shooting at her at the moment.I don't think however she will view them as comrades. Unless they are like Mami or one of that gang.
I wonder if Midori would get jealous of us kneecaping another girl?
>>27517789Well... there has been some talk of Halloween Special.
>>27518408>Chiaki opens door on Halloween eve>Pinky there, offers trick or treat>out of treats, pick trick>forever dumped in some witch barrier
>>27518368[X] This. Kneecap the bitch and take her gem.
>>27518368This needs to happen.
>chiaki picks up new girls by pointing both fingers at them and saying... "Lllllllaaaaaadieeess.">also shooting them in the kneecaps
>>27518368Better yetRuri does it on stage while we do it
>>27518420>>Chiaki opens door on Halloween eve>>Pinky there, covered in candy>>"Trick or treat Homura chan?"
>>27517711We have to keep our opponents hope upIt's the only thing that may keep her from explodingTaunt and fight with one hand behind our back or somethingDraw out the other jihadistsWe have to trick then into leaving this arena or delaying more...Maybe even boast we have a way of viewing every memory from a soul gem, that we have what we need to find the prophet, and then bound away via gauntlet jump hoping they follow
>>27518420And this is the story how I became Girl A.
>>27518439That ain't how you do it, Pinky
>>27518368Though we better make sure she isn't facing anywhere important...actually no who am I kidding as long as it isn't the crowd let's demolish her.
>>27518454Read "candy" as "pancakes".It works.
>>27518408>>27518420What if it turns out Halloween is the one night Pinky can manifest in the real world and she gatecrashes our halloween party.
>>27518368Why can't we do an upper cut middle finger? "know what?"Middle finger up"Fuck"Charge + uppercut finger into neck"You"Fire middle finger auto cannon and watch head fly
>>27518485>gatecrashes>not improvesWe won't even have to decorate the house, just have Pinky summon some horrors and slouch around.
>>27518485Then we run like hell. Or have a candy party depending on how Pinky is mood wise.
>>27518483But it wouldn't work if they aren't Mami pancakesAnd it would only work if Mami hadn't answered the door like that already
>>27518507That is a fitting way for Donte-chan to go.
>>27517748 >>27517761 >>27517764 >>27517766No more talking. No more diplomacy. This little show stops here, and no further.You take one single deliberate step towards Lucius - the purple flame curling in front of your right eye sparking once, before gouting out anew in a sudden blaze - and it's then that you cede control to Yuu. The girl inhabiting the XI Golden Weapon is all too ready to accommodate you, and you feel your own body pushed to its limits once more as she sends it hurtling towards Lucius, right gauntlet cocked back in preparation for murder....Whether she was expecting treachery or not, Lucius doesn't show - her expression of gritty determination unchanging as she blocks your first punch with her blade, then the second, then the third. Using her sword as a mobile plane of thick, reinforced steel to bat your strikes away, each impact sending sparks flying everywhere, punctuating the bell-like gong of metal slamming into metal. The crowd cheers yet again at this display, as if finding something worthwhile to watch in the act of a Magical Girl doing her level best to kill someone fanatically, irrevocably dedicated to a cause. Someone who will not rest, who will never consider surrender, will never even think of giving up on her quest.It's here, then, that Lucius manages to score a hit. Just after you deflect a particularly lethal riposte with your right gauntlet - the tip of the blade creating another furrow in the carbon-scored surface - it's here that Lucius suddenly pulls her sword back, and thrusts it forward again, faster than you could react, faster than she'd ever moved in the entire ordeal. An entirely naked, blatant sword thrust to the gut, her entire weight forced behind the blow.It takes you completely by surprise. And going by Yuu's own gasp of pain - it took her by surprise, too.[1/2]
>>27518515Twist: Candy is made of coobies.
>>27517948Am I the only one who is really amused that most foes watching this will think Chaki is a melee fighter? Instead of what she is a long range fighter?
>>27518524u dun goof'd
>>27518485>not inviting Pinky to the Halloween partyAnon, we're standoffish, frequently drunk, and have absolutely zero social skills that weren't forced on us by Mami's unfaltering patience. But we're not that much of a jerk.
>>27518524"For the Prophet," Lucius growls, and she shoves forward again, filling your ears with the liquid crunch of two meters of steel going into your body.And it hurt. Fuck, it hurt. Enough to take your breath away, enough to suddenly bring back the dulled sensations of the spears piercing your lungs with perfect, agonizing clarity. Blood - your own - floods your mouth, drowning your tongue in its bitter, coppery flavor. It spills down your chin, down your costume, and then in a spray as Lucius suddenly rips her sword out of you. Sending you to your knees, your gauntlets suddenly much too heavy but managing to support you from falling flat on your face all the same....You're not too sure if it was Yuu, or your own imagination, but you heard someone screaming your name. And it kind of sounded like Iori."...I...I did it." You hear Lucius laugh, breathlessly, one arm hanging useless at her side, broken in three different places by one of your well-placed punches. "...The Shieldmaiden is...vanquished. T-thanks to me, and...everyone." She giggles here. "E-everyone, please...whoever's still on my frequency. Pray...pray for the Prophet, and begin your ascension rites. Pray for the Prophet's suffering while you do so. I will deliver the Shieldmaiden's final sentence after."In your ear, you faintly hear Sayaka screaming that she's going after you - and Enishi screaming at you at you about how..all of the suicide girls being apprehended, finally."Any last words, heretic?" You look up to see Lucius holding her sword one-handedly, its tip pointing up to the moon. An executioner's stance, matching her executioner's smile.The entire stadium is silent enough that you could hear your own heartbeat. Even the music's stopped.The purple flame in front of your left eye is...almost dissipated into nothing. As if the fuel making it burn is just about to run out.How do you react?
>>27518524Why do I see chaki grabbing the blade now? Then pounding her face in?
It's get fucked all over again.
>>27518555[x] Give her the middle finger. Cannon.
>>27518555[X] Give her the one-finger salute.[X] "Take the shot."
>>27518555[x]"Take the shot."
>>27518555This >>27518582and say something about not dying without Midori there. It's fittingly in-character for Murder Mayumi, and hopefully we can play the whole thing off as a publicity stunt afterwards if we survive.
>>27518555[x] "Bang"Autocannon finger to the face.
>>27518555[X] "No more fucking around." Use all the willpower we have left and kill her dead. After all she has had far worse then just this happen to her in her life.
>>27518555>[x] How does it feel to fail?>[x] Shoot her point blank with one autocannon finger.
>>27518555Only one thing to do. We have given them enough time. [x]Shoot her.
I don't think we're in shape to pull out the finger thing...
>>27518601Hmm. Let me make an adjustment.[x] Middle finger, then cannon."Yippie-kay-ay, mother fucker."
>>27518555In a whisper "I was just buying time..."ThenSHORYUKEN!
>>27518555>How do you react?"Pancakes." Grit your teeth and gather what power is left in you. Grab blade of her sword with one hand, swat her with the other. Pass out.
>>27518555[x]"Take the shot.""Say hi to Kirika."
>>27518555[X] "heh, no more bombs." Uppercut that bitch, she's far to close and her sword is no where near enough to protect her.
>>27518555[x] "Hiryu, now."Have snipers take the shot and shoot Lucius with autocannon, one finger.
>>27518645The sniper was the one she already took out.
[X] Hand crunch.
>>27518555[x]Use the last of our strength to grab Yuu's sword, holding it long enough to get our hand out of a gauntlet, pull out our Deagle, and shoot her in the forehead.
>>27518555>>27518609[X] I like this
>NECO @MGsAreReal 4m>Hey...this is a joke right? This is a show right? Warmaster...Heh. Stupid cat.
>>27518651We have multiple snipers, it was an entire team of Vindicares.
>>27518669Awww, Neko likes us really.
>>27518555[x]Indiana Jones this shit. Pull out our desert eagle and shoot the bitch.
>>27518555[X] Fuck youPull her in and headbutt/head crush her.
>>27518555[x] Assuming we're in the right position, fire auto cannons before the blood loss makes us pass out. The crowd is still with us, having a sniper kill Lucius for us would look pretty lame.
Chikuwa or one last glorious post before we pass out?And how the fuck are we going to make it to the promised date?
[x] Autocannon the bitch. Check on Yuu.
>>27518555[x] Take that shot.Quiet into our comms of course, no need to gloat.
>>27518682Issue here is the speed. We need to make sure she can't stab our bums while we get it. Which is why I think a gauntlet shot is better. Now we just need to hope that chaki can grind those teeth together and slam her.
>>27518555[X]Let Yuu rest. Finish her with a pistol.
>>27518555Point to her head with a single autocannon.Say to the headset "Take the shot". Then look Lucius in the eye and BANG.
>>27518704NO-ONE CARES ABOUT THE CROWD.This is our de-facto mode on how we kill enemy agents. Distract them by getting into a stupid melee fight as a ranged fighter, then having someone snipe them in the face.
>>27518555"Nobody left to ascend, you lunatic. Guess that means you're going to have to wait on my sentence. Forever.">>27518609
I'm kind of amused by the thought of her screaming out."Hey Pinky dear do you want this self righteous bitch to be the one to end me?" Just to see what would happen.
>>27518726We're so out of energy it might honestly be faster to ditch the gauntlets and grab something else than to lift them again.
>>27518706Sallaka doubles as healbitch. Part of the Paladin package.>>27518555[X] Finger gun. "Bang". Blow her head off with the autocannons if we can, have the snipers take the shot Crank style if we can't.
>>27518555>"Bang."Shoot kneecaps out.
>>27518555Dual middle finger"Collapse"Are fingers pointing at dante-chan? Proceed to become a rocket via cannons"Drop them all"
>>27518555[X] use the deagle
>>27518740She's kind of mad with us right now.
>>27518763Yeah but I wonder if she would do something or just let it happen?Not something I'd ever vote for but still a interesting question.
>>27518763> pray to the blessed lady
>>27518669Bitch types fast.
>>27518555[x]Disengage Fists[x]Apply DEagle to the Forehead."I really hate people with Pigstickers."
>>27518555[x] "I ain't got time for this shit."
>decu is probably gonna end herePreemptively panicking.
>>27518792>Thread ends>Hiatus until next year
>>27518822>only next yearWe shall have our children do a seance to tell us the ending.
Surely based Decu will deliver.
Does anyone have a telescope to check on Decu? Those moon rabbits got me worried.
Seconding the "fuck you" middle finger autocannon, if only because it's the most fitting way to deal with donte
IVchan panel has ponytailed Homura right beside that annoying heretic bitch. Coincidence?Magical Noir confirmed as /tg/ culture
>>27518897More like, DAN KIM culture.
>>27518897>Hating Cultist-chanI seriously hope you Imperium pigs don't do that.
>>27518897All those old memes. I wish gigapuddi was in there. It only lasted a few days, but it was memorable to me damn it!
>>27518664ThisBut middle finger"Fuck you"Blam
>>27518972 PUDDI PUDDI BROTHER!
>>27518897Based Dan Kim!
The moon rabbits kidnapped Deculture! Are you a bad enough dude to take them on and get him back?
>>27518790 >>27518791 >>27518602 >>27518603You laugh, here. Despite the sharp stabbing pains that each spearpoint buried inside you brought with every breath, and the core of agony throbbing where Lucius had run you through - you manage to laugh. A breathless, soundless laugh, made only obvious by the shaking of your shoulders and the smile on your face."I'm giving you a chance to speak your dying words, and this is how you spend it?" Lucius is getting back the imperious air she'd lost in her rage earlier, back when you were pounding her face in. "...Very well, heretic. Die laughing, as your Blessed Lady will also die, and all who follow in your footsteps--""No more bombs," You finally gasp out, after spitting out a mouthful of blood at her feet. "No more fucking bombs. Caught them all, like fucking Pokemon." You smile at her, revealing blood-pinked teeth. "No more bombs, fuckface.""W-what...?" Lucius's eyes go wide, all color draining from her face. "B-but--"She doesn't finish her sentence, opting instead to bring down her sword in a perfect, flawless downward cut. One that probably would've cut down any Magical Girl in half, from scalp to groin.You - or rather, Yuu - caught it with your gauntlet. There's a shriek of protesting metal as the sword actually cuts deep into the metal fist, revealing brilliant, glowing gold underneath. You hear Yuu scream in pain and rage at this, and she roars a curse that has no business being in the swearing repertoire of someone her age or height. The gauntlet flexes, then clenches, and Lucius' sword snaps in half with an explosion of crimson light, followed by the dying scream of some mythical winged beast that breathed fire.[1/2]
>>27519175Your would-be executioner screams at this, falling back on her ass, on the blood-soaked astroturf, just as you shakily manage to get up off your knees. The gauntlets fading with a burst of golden light, leaving you with your wounds, and the Golden Desert Eagle in your hand.Lucius is screaming at you now. Screaming, crying in fear. Her eyes locked directly with yours.The flame dancing in front of your left eye has returned, weak but still there. Faint but still there.And you smile as you raise the gun in your hand and aim down at your prey. The safety automatically undoing itself."Fuck you." You hear yourself whisper, and you pull the trigger.
>>27519175>Caught them all, like fucking Pokemon."10/10 Decu.
>>27519197>chikuwasay it ain't so, Joeor Decu
Welp. Welp.Maybe everything turned out for the better, eh?
>>27519219It's ok Anon, we'll wake up having saved the day in the medical ward of the officio surrounded by our friends and harem.
Motherfucking perfect. I had faith in based Decu and it paid off. Wish I had a 10/10 pic to post.
>>27519197Well that was an appropriately awesome ending.
And that's how Chiaki died. The end.Starting next week, a brand new quest: Kyoko's bizzare adventure!
>>27519197And that's it for tonight's thread! The next thread will be on Friday!Thank you for everyone's participation, feedback is always great! I believe we have a writeup right now, so questions answered after it!
Get her Soul Gem, bow to the audience.
>>27519197Yuu is best girl.
>>27519262>FridayM-maybe it won't be delayed?Pray to Decu for this.
>>27519262Throwing my questions out in advance:Will there be another christmas special?Are Lucius and / or any of the prophet's followers from the 3rd?
>>27519175>>27519197Amazing.I'm a bit worried about how Yuu is doing, but I'm sure she'll be fine.
My breath caught in my throat as I stood outside the heavy wooden doors. It should have been routine – no, less than routine. This should have been effortless. Should have been fun. We were supposed to be best friends. Made bracelets, traded blood. Cut up a neighborhood cat together once. Hell, she was my first kiss. My first time. My first…everything. But as I stood in front of the door to the biggest fuckoff penthouse suite in the city, all I wanted to do was throw up.Felt like I spent an hour surrounded by shitty wrestling merchandise before the door creaked open and Nico’s maid poked her head out.“Ah…my apologies, Miss Cooldown. I didn’t expect you for another few hours, but please. Come in.” She gave me a small, sweet smile and ushered me inside. …Never really knew how to deal with being waited on.The place never ceased to amaze me. It was a bachelor pad for someone with way too much money and way too many hobbies, and every time I visited there were more creepy posters coating the walls and more shelves lined with crap, and some poppy anime garbage filled the room, apparently the menu theme for one Bizarre Jelly DVD or another. I stared at the TV screen for a second before a glimmer of yellow-blonde hanging off the arm of the couch caught my eye.…She asleep, or what? Jade gave me a little nod when I asked.“Lately, Milady’s been getting…carried away.” Yeah. I knew that much. “Usually she’s up and about again after a good night’s sleep, but I…couldn’t in good conscience let her go out as she is.” I put it together pretty well. …The maid drugged her. Heh.“…I’d prefer not to think of it that way.” Her eyes flicked toward the couch, and I could swear I saw just a hint of a familiar smile. That’s right, her name was Jade. …They looked a lot alike, when she smiled. Kind of eerie. “…Miss Cooldown?”…Must have been staring.(1/=)
Gentlemen, I believe we have created a new legend. It would be perfect to now timestop and disappear without anyone seeing us carried off, but eh if Pinky is still pissed. We take what we can get.>>27519262Thanks for running Decu, was great.
>>27519262So when the gauntlets dissipate/return to bangle form, where will those two soul gems we put in there go? Hammerspace? Or are they, like, ejected or something?
>>27519256Famous last words:"Fuck you" - Chiaki "Akemi 'Murderface' Homura" Matsuda
>>27519262DECU IS BEST GIRL
>>27519297“Hmm. At any rate, I was hoping…well, I’m not much of a cook, regrettably, and Milady, er…” …thinks pizza is a vitamin. “…Yes. I thought…she might really enjoy a meal served by you. I’ll help with whatever you need me to, of course.”…Seriously?I stared at her for a long second before the pleading look in her eyes got to me.…Beef. Shrimp. Eggs. Chicken broth. Some fresh vegetables. I gave her a short list of ingredients to pick up. …Egg drop soup, with shrimp fried rice and a big, fat cheeseburger to go with. It was kind of exciting, in a way. Didn’t get to cook much around the Hole anymore, and…I don’t know.She scared the shit out of me sometimes, but I still cared about her. I might have even smiled, if it weren’t for a certain pressure on my head a moment later, accompanied by a tiny, catlike grin from Jade. …She’d forced her frilly little hairband onto me.“It suits you. Please take care of our lady in my stead.” …I could do nothing but watch her slink out the door while I worked my jaw. …But it didn’t feel bad, I guess.---(2/=)
>>27519309For someone that claimed not to be much of a chef, she was a pretty big help in the kitchen. Took direction fluidly, naturally. Like she knew the recipes I was using better than I did. …She told me later she knew a lot of recipes, trying to cook like this. They just…didn’t turn out well for her. Didn’t have much of a sense for it, she said, and she got distracted a lot.…Nico probably just didn’t leave her alone much.Everything was just about finished when she went quiet, like the idle chatter in her died all at once.“…Miss Cooldown?” As we played everything up, she spoke again. …There was no trace of the cheer she’d had a moment ago. “If you…if you don’t mind letting me handle the rest, there was something else I wanted to ask you for, while you’re here.”Are you trying to get me out of the room so you can drug her food?“What? No. Nothing like that.” Her eyes flicked away again. “…Well, something like that. But I do have a request.” I stared her down. Her eyes met mine briefly, then slipped away again. Her hand twitched at her side, as if she wanted to reach for a weapon, and reflexively my knife appeared in my hand.“Ah, first…can I…” She mumbled out the rest of her sentence. I leaned in a little, grip tightening around my knife, and her hand raised slowly as she pointed down toward it, finger twirling idly, almost cutely. “You wouldn’t mind if I borrowed that for a moment…?”I flipped it in my hand and held it out, handle-first. …Wasn’t much she’d be able to do with it anyway. Not against me, and not against Nico.(3/=)
>>27519297Hisui, there you are. Been looking forward to seeing you.
>>27519320What she did do was a little more disturbing, and she went on as she did it, like it wasn’t strange at all: she sliced her hand open, then held it over each of Nico’s plates in turn, letting her blood dribble out. Then she mixed it into the soup and the rice, and in with the seasoning on the burger.“There’s something in Milady’s trophy room…a gift she’s been using for a while. …I think it’s…making her ill. Restless. I don’t typically believe in that, but since you’re a magical girl…and if I recall, one of the other, erm, Rabbits specializes in items with curses…?” She licked her hand idly once she was done, and handed my knife back off to me. …And for my part, I ran my tongue along the edge. …She was already dumping it in someone’s food. It wasn’t that big a deal.“I was hoping you could take it with you. …Without Milady realizing. She really…isn’t well, anymore.”---(4/=)
>>27519297I was just thinking it was weird that there was a Kohaku expy in the Eighth without a Hisui expy.
>>27519333We parted ways once we left the kitchen, a silver tray in her hands and my knife in mine. She pointed me to the trophy room – not much of a stretch, right next to Nico’s – and told me she’d keep her lady busy. …Couldn’t get an answer as to why she didn’t have me do this while Nico was unconscious, but maybe she had to…I don’t know. Make sure I wasn’t going to go off the deep end over it. Or rat her out. God knows Nico does some dumb, irrational shit when she gets mad.…sh…ng…The trophy room was lined with weapons. Broken shields. Orphaned beam katanas, portraits of a hundred dead assassins. And actual portraits of a couple of them. A gladiator’s memorabilia, like the fucking Batcave. …All Jade had told me about what I was looking for was that I’d know it the moment I set eyes on it.…Pretty sure I did, too. Next to an old rubber tiger mask, the one she’d worn when she was first starting out as an assassin. A mask stand, with something…beautiful on it. A visor, almost shaped like a butterfly, its wings covering the eyes and a…tail sort of thing, a noseguard.. A glinting, black steel blindfold that barely seemed to contain its own brilliance. Cracks of luminous gold covered its surface, and seemed to light up the room all on their own.…lesh of…len angels…My body moved on its own. …I think. …I’m not…really sure. I wanted it. I wanted to touch it so badly. I wanted to wear it. …A voice itched at the back of my mind, an irresistible voice. The taste of Jade’s blood lingered in my mouth, roaring into a deep, unquenchable thirst. I…might have started to drool, as I reached out to touch it. As my fingers brushed against cool, black metal, as they traced those golden lines. A mind-melting pleasure erupted from my neck, and from my wrists as the old, bad blood began to drain from my body through the vestiges of old scars, and my cheeks grew warm and wet as my vision turned red.(5/=)
>>27519350The flesh of the fallen angels.…Every light in the penthouse blew out at once as I plucked the golden mask from its stand. It soothed the painful ache in my mind. Even holding it, I felt my senses sharpen. I knew immediately – Nico was holding this for me. This mask was made for me, and it felt…wonderful, to be reunited. Like I was missing a fragment of my soul.I heard a noise from behind me. A heartbeat. The sound of muscles contracting. A voice, as someone rushed toward the room I was in. Someone saying my name.A monster. It was a monster that pretended to be human. Pretended to be my friend. A dream. It was a dream. It was her. Her mouth was split unnaturally, drooling black ichor in a twisted smile. Her eyes were pools of the same, ripped open and bleeding. Ripped open years ago. I didn’t finish, then. I couldn’t finish then. I was missing this. Missing a part. Missing an important part.It howled my name, and behind it, the shadow of a shadow of a person, Nakajima but not. One of the Nakajimas. One of the hundreds. It warbled something as the monster advanced on me, but it was slow, too slow. Both of them were. My knife wasn’t.It’s just a dream. It isn’t real.The flesh of the fallen angels is a dream.Just a dream.It isn’t real. Isn’t real. Isn’t real. Isn’t real.(6/
>>27519355Well that went splendindly.
>>27519197Kinda wish we got the middle finger execution... But a DEagle to the face is fine too...hopefully we can salvage the gem.
>>27519197>and you pull the trigger.I hope it was on the kneecaps. It has to be the kneecaps! Shooting screaming girls, in the knees, a must, a classic!
>>27519262Halloween special coming up?Hell, what's the date in-game?
>>27519355>Wendy likely killed Hisui in a FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS episodeSorry Wendy, but for that, you're out of the harem.
>>27519297Nice to have you back.
>>27519296thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Questthread archived.did we do well?
>>27519385This mask...it was made for me!homu...homu...homu
>>27519401For killing a TM? More like guarantees a place.
>>27519282Halloween Special instead!And you have to find out first!
>>27519262Will we ever get to SHORYUKEN! Someone with the gigantic fists? They are just asking for it
>>27519416Based Decu, could it have gone otherwise? Were there bad choices? Better choices? Or just plainly alternatives? Tell us!
>>27519421We already did that to these three girls. Plenty of times.
>>27519416What does the flesh of fallen angels taste like?
>>27519416did we do a reasonable job?
>>27519416Is Yuu OK? Sounds like she took a lot of damage in that fight.
>>27519504Isn't she Already Dead?
>>27519355Damnit Wendy your life is so fucked up.
>>27519299Yuu takes them into her world with herShe plays with them like little dolls, making them kiss and such
>>27519535To devices that took a lot of damage.
>>27519543In some ways, Wendy's life is even worse than Chiaki's. At least Chiaki gets the excuse of pinky having it in for her and making her miserable.
>>27519561Santa Destroy - Not even once.
Does Chiaki know all this story?
>>27519588Writeups and interludes are OOC knowledge. The exception being Kharn's interlude, because she was telling us that story.
>>27519588Chiaki doesn't know shit about Wendy other than that she was an ex and she has a soft butt. Girl's got some 'splaining to do.
>>27519588With her amnesia? No, considering she didn't even remember girlfriend.
>>27519588Probably not. It's going to be a real tearjerker when we have to put Wendy down like a rabid dog.
If there's time get a message to Enshi to hide our body with illusion and get Sayaka to heal us AND MAKE SURE NO-ONE NABS RURI Priorities: make sure no-one ganks us (hide!), heal (sayaka-chan~) and PROTECT CLIENT
>>27519588She might have once. Now? Don't think so, but who knows.
>>27519612Got them priorities reversed I think.
Answering some questions on Decu's behalf.>>27519299The soul gems are still in the gauntlets. We'll probably need to fetch them later.>>27519474Pancakes.>>27519410>>27519481You'll have to see what Ruri thinks. But Decu personally thinks you did great!>>27519403Good to be back. Hopefully I can be more consistent again now. (But I said that before.)
>>27519612We will be able to walk it off, or at least stagger into the dugouts before collapsingWe survived worse from Siberia and Ahriman and Kirika.If we can't then we aren't much of a warmaster
>>27519637Why u so crazy
>>27519637That mask, right there, is Wendy's Golden Weapon, isn't it?
>>27519637I don't suppose you can drop any hints as to what comes next? I assume we're straight in to the Halloween special after wrapping up this job?
>>27519662Sounds like Wendy was lying about getting killed, she was the one who did the killing.
>>27519637>Hopefully I can be more consistent again nowYa jinxed it.
>>27519625Surviving to get chewed out by the boss is preferable to getting sniped by the non-magical-girl help Tojo has in the crowd. For example. Healing the same.No-one should be after the client right now but just in case an MG on point we can spare now.
>>27519637I have to say, I was expecting something like "You could have done a lot worse, hahaha!"I don't really know how to react to this.
>>27519637Does it feel warm and safe in that box?
>>27519637You dirty motherfucker
>>27519637Will deculture do more art?
>>27519712You know, the lack of rope bondage going on in that picture has been bugging me for some time.
>>27519660It pays better than being moe.>>27519662I wonder?>>27519665Chiaki has a date, of course. For now. There's also part two of Sayaka Quest...sometime.>>27519693Like my old room.>>27519712what>>27519716Now that he has his laptop back, yes. I think he's talked about maybe doing portrait shots for important characters, like in Sayaka Quest.
>>27519625>>27519678I don't think any megucas in the crowd will be itching to try their teeth at us after that display. As long as we don't blatantly collapse in the middle of the field, anyway.
>>27519670Just because she started killing doesn't mean she didn't get out down herself
>>27519670I have a large amount of respect for this Nicole chick now, if she did down Wendy. Like she took down a bling-crazed meguca while being allegedly human. That's badass.
>>27519773With how grim Wendy's life is it wouldn't surprise me if it was something less dignified than a straight up fight. Like she just shot Wendy while she was on the toilet or something.
>>27519773>her blood is a sedativeyehnah
>>27519752Now that we're Warmaster, and pretty much will find ourselves pulling both Vindicare and Eversor duties, shouldn't we learn how to do some high-speed regeneration? Even if we don't learn how to heal others, like Mami did, we should be able to learn how to heal ourselves, right?
>>27519789That's the maid, nigger. Nicole is the assassin mistress that was on the receiving end of those sedatives.>>27519791>shouldn't we learn how to do some high-speed regeneration?..you can do that?
>>27519739You know what you did.That picture is too lewd
>>27519791We do know healing.Its how we stopped wearing glasses. Just takes gobs of magic. We can probably spare it though.
>>27519813That was Nicehatguy, yo.
>>27519813see>>27519824I'm not a drawfag.
>rereading threads 122 and 123, specifically Chiaki's and Wendy's dream>Wendy cosplays as Miracle Midori>Yuu said Wendy is here>NECO: "I think the Miracle Midori next to me is drooling on herself = 3 =Wendy is sitting right next to NECO.
>>27519830Why does the flesh of fallen angels have to taste like pancakes?
>>27519821>Its how we stopped wearing glasses.We're wearing glasses now, and need them.
>>27519821But we still wear the glasses in this timeline
>>27519836Nice catch, we all thought it was the real Midori at first, then proceeded to not give it a second thought.
>>27519739Great write-up, glad to see you back in the action!>It pays better than being moe.Really? I'll look into it.
>>27519897Speak for yourself, I knew Midori's a good girl and still on her mission all along.
>>27519836Welcome to last thread.
>>27519897Midori abandoning Kyouko and the mission she had with her would be a very serious thing. Something that deserves more than a second thought.
>>27519925Yeah, I should have said something more like "we idly wondered if that was the real Midori at first."
>>27519882>>27519894Glasses are a serious hazard in melee combat. If we have to keep them, we should get them reinforced or something.
>>27519979Titanium frames with transparent aluminum lenses?
>>27520062Titanium has a very good strength to weight ratio, but it's not tougher than steel. So unless they're too heavy otherwise, let's not go with titanium.
>>27520062Better take nano-materials from the future made with !!SCIENCE!! and infused with magic.