>>27492011
>"Saori, would you step into my office please?"
"Take a seat right over there."

>>27492011
>"Saori, would you step into my office please?"
If we're going to girls we can at least do it in our tank

>>27492011
>"Goddammit Rose, anyway Saori can I talk to you for a second?"

>>27492011
>Other.
Cat's out of the bag, nigga, not much we can do now.

>"Saori, would you step into my office please?"
IT BEGINS.

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>>27492011
>"Saori, would you step into my office please?"

>>27492011
>>"Saori, would you step into my office please?"
Get backs later, for now, damage control

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>>27492011
>"Saori, would you step into my office please"

also, thank you for waiting until after the Breaking Bad finale.
But now the time for drugs is over, and it is time for tanks!

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>>27492011
>"Saori, would you step into my office please?"
Control spaghetti for the moment

>>27492011
>"Saori, would you step into my office please?"
also, (before we call for Saori) "Rose....it was Miho's wish to make that annoucement her self. thanks for wrecking that for her."

>>27492011
Voting for this.>>27492385

>>27492385
>>27492408
while I get the sentiment, we can probably think of a better way of wording it.
"Messing with me is one thing, but Miho was planning on telling everyone herself."
I dunno.

>>27492385
THIS

>>27492385
i second this. throws some shame on Rose for once.

>>27492385
No. Just because we're surrounded with highschool girls doesn't mean we need to act like one.

>>27492551
but they ARE high school kids, they do shit like that. hell, "I" spread grief like that back then too.

>>27492614
not to mention that Miho would never say anything about it.
Rose needs to know she dun goof'd

>>27492614
>>27492638
highschool girls, not highschoolers in general.
Besides, we just have to tell Saori that Miho wanted to keep it quiet, and she'll turn on Rose naturally

>>27492652
i can see that.... IF Saori hasn't already spilled it over the gossip net work already.

so what are the odds that Saori hasn't told anyone yet?
I mean, we could be blowing this out of proportion...
it is nice to pretend that she isn't a huge blabber mouth...

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>>27492011
>"Saori, would you step into my office please?"
Please sit in the BLUE chair.

>>27492011
>"Saori, would you step into my office please?"
And at some point, make certain Rose knows that Miho wanted to announce that herself.

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>What happened between you and Miho is a complete secret. So, naturally, the whole school knows.

"Rose..." You say, putting forward your best serious voice. "Miho wanted to release that information herself." Rose wasn't typically forward with emotions other than anger and annoyance, but if you knew what to look for you could see when something hit home. The fact that there wasn't a snarky reply as Rose continues fiddly idly with the gun tells you everything you need to know. "Need to get out in front of this..."

You pop open the hatch. "Saori, would you mind coming into my office for a minute?" You say calmly, gesturing towards the loader's hatch. She scrambles up the side of the tank and drops down into Roy's usual position.

You looks at you with anticipation and barely contained excitement. "Is it true? Did she really ask you?!" She says hardly above a whisper.

>Deny everything- Roy's just screwing with you.
>Yes, it's true, but you need to keep it secret for now!
>I need some advice. For a friend.
>Other.

>>27492840
>Yes, it's true, but you need to keep it secret for now!

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>>27492840
>Yes, it's true, but you need to keep it secret for now!

>>27492840
>>Other.
Explain the situation and why she should be quiet for the sake of her freind's feelings

>>27492840
>"Miho wanted to tell people herself, so please keep quiet about it. But yes."
Brace to endure rapid-fire questioning from Saori.

>>27492840
>Yes, it's true, but you need to keep it secret for now!

>>27492840
>Yes, it's true, but you need to keep it secret for now!

Trying to backpedal at this point would only blow up in our faces spectacularly.

>>27492840
>I need some advice. For a friend.

>>27492893
This. If we ask her for Miho's sake she'll be more likely to listen

>>27492840
>Other
"You are going to have to wait until both parties are willing to share that information, and I am prepared to lock you in here until you agree"

>>27492840
>Other
>"Yes, it is true, Miho asked me out. BUT you cannot tell ANYONE. Miho wanted to tell everyone herself. You haven't told anyone have you?"

>>27492893
This

>>27492893
fourthing

>>27492965
>>27492893

Zese

>>27492965
>You haven't told anyone have you?
and thus begins the "get the whole school to pretend that they don't know about your relationship" plot

>>27493057
>everyone is in on it but Miho
>everyone tries to organize a surprise party for when Miho 'reveals' it while trying to make it seem spontaneous
>Anzu tells Miho about it afterwards

>>27492965
I concur. Ask that she not reveal what she has been told until Miho reveals it herself.

>>27493123
If Anzu knows, then Darjeeling knows.
How long til Black Forest, Shiho and Maho get a hold of this piece of info, I wonder?

>>27493222
I doubt Darjeeling would be crass enough to let it slip. We have some time.

>>27493222
>2 AM
>Get abducted by the Nishizumi clan
>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY DAUGHTER?!

>>27493123

>Everyone is "surprised" and "never saw it coming.
>A single slow clap comes from the crowd.
>Anzu walks forward through the crowd, flanked by Momo and Yuzu.
>"You almost made it, Russells. You almost tricked her. Except, you forgot to account for one thing, or rather, one person. Me."
>You shake your head. No no no.
>"It's all a ruse! They knew already, Miho! He convinced them all to act like they didn't know!"
>nobodygivesafuck.jpg
>Especially Miho.

>>27493251
get back to writing.

>>27493222
Miho is the only one in the world who isn't in on it as we desperately keep trying to contain our spaghetti.

>>27493237
Yeah, hoping for that too. I'm also banking on the fact that anyone listening to her would have to decipher her Darjee-lingo before arriving at any reasonable conclusion pertaining to Miho and Russell's relationship.

>>27493277
The commanders of all the other teams decide to visit just to congratulate Miho. Miho just stands there confused.
But, hey! It's a good excuse for an early visit from Kay.

>>27493406
>decipher her Darjee-lingo
man, I just re-watched the Saunders episodes where she talks about the cucumber sandwiches.
She makes absolutely no sense when she wants to.

>>27493406
>The commanders of all the other teams decide to visit just to congratulate Miho

>she thinks it's about the Excelsior

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>>27493406
>But, hey! It's a good excuse for an early visit from Kay.
>tfw you're locked out of the Kay Route.

>>27493447
>locked out of the Kay Route
>locked out of the Fuzzy Route
>locked out of every route
we committed too soon you guys...

>>27493462
>/tg/

>>27493462
It's never too late to fuck up. There's always the "friend zone"

>>27493462
>Fuzzy
oh boy... that should be an interesting conversation when she finds out we are dating Miho...
>her father breaks into our apartment and shaves off all of our hair.

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>>27493462
to be fair, nothing is locked just yet

>>27493462
>>locked out of the Fuzzy Route

Not necessarily, mistresses are a thing you know.

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>>27493462
Seriously, it happens so much

>>27493520
Or best friends with benefits.

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>>27493447
>>27493462
>implying Kay isn't required for Sharing is Caring Route

>>27493510
or cut our necks and toss the MC over board
>>27493462
it was either commit to one or get violently gang raped by the rest of them. i don't want this quest to end with death by Snoo Snoo before we win the tournament.

Personally I prefer making a choice and sticking with it over dithering about and leading multiple girls on. I think this will result in less misunderstandings and hurt feelings all around.

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Just a reminder that miho is crazy

>>27493557

Get your ass over to VMQ2 please.

>>27493564
I cannot wait for Russels to see the bears.
it will be just wonderful.

>>27493557
agreed. if you don't like this, play though and load up new game+ mode to get the other girls.

>>27493564
She buys them like that. They're basically GuP universe's equivalent of the latest carebear dolls.

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>>27493557
I'm just sad that we're going to break Fluffy's heart. Yukari doesn't deserve that

>>27493555
>>27493555
BAD END!
I mean, we didn't need to string anyone along.
and I think we kind of crushed Yukari. We were bonding with her and shit. We could have just said let Miho down gently.
didn't have to Harem this quest

>>27493572
I've thought about reading it. I take it there are... 'girl problems?'

>>27493594
I don't thinks he even realizes that she might like us more than friends. Or what that would entail.

As long as we keep hanging out, watching tank movies and talking shop, she's not going to be at all bothered.

>>27493589
>implying Russels knows that

>>27493613
>and I think we kind of crushed Yukari. We were bonding with her and shit.
>crushed
what?

>bonding
AS A FRIEND. Her first friend. She never really displayed any romantic inclination.


"oooh noooo, a girl is denied a chance to ride our awesome protagonist dick! She must be emotionally crushed! CRUSHED!". Fuck's sake.

>>27493614

Like you wouldn't believe.

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>>27493594
Look at it this way.
We'll hurt Yukari a lot less by choosing Miho then we would hurt Miho by choosing Yukari.

>>27493623
>As long as we keep hanging out, watching tank movies and talking shop, she's not going to be at all bothered.
you realize that Rose would break us in half if she found out we were doing this, right?
Yukari was and will continue growing feelings for us until she gets the news.
I'm getting the feeling that we will not be allowed to have our cake and eat it too.

>>27493652
This.

Grow up and learn to read context, Yukari pretty obviously didn't think of us along those lines.

>>27493661
Excuse you. It's called friendship.

>>27493613
You can also be friends with a girl WITHOUT it being romantic. Not every girl who's nice to us wants our dick.

>>27493613
I'm pretty certain we aren't at this point, it's just a few moronic anons who don't like to think things through.

Anyways, with luck, fluffy will have been too clueless to realize she was just about dating us, and won't have too much in the way of hard feelings.

>>27493594
>>27493613
>>27493623
i think this might be for the best in the long run. it'll be the force to break though that shell that covers yukari's mind that she likes some guy, she need to step up her game and not dither around. Miho needs us too. we can be the rock to help her keep it together when she has to face her sister and mom later.

>>27493661

So, what, we cut off all social contact and do no normal friend-things like, y'know, hanging out and watching films?

Bloody hell, what bizarro world do you come from where doing anything with a girl automatically constitutes romanticism?

>>27493661
>we cant be friends with Yukari if we're dating Miho because Yukari smiled at us and that means she wants to be our girlfriend

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>>27493652
>"oooh noooo, a girl is denied a chance to ride our awesome protagonist dick! She must be emotionally crushed! CRUSHED!"
Fuck's sake, we're horrible people.

We bring Dishonor to our Ancestors. Commit Sadoko now!

>>27493673
friendship that make you think we're doing something on the side. too much temptation there.

>>27493652
>>27493672
>>27493676
>>27493705
No, but we DID tell her father that we were interested in her, and you absolutley DO NOT fuck with men with razors.

>>27493722
Again: What kind of fucked up bizarro world do you live in where that is even remotely the case with friendships?

Holy shit, real life relationships do not work that way.

>>27493722
We're one of four boys going to an all-girls high school, if we can't have female friends we're going to go /k/ crazy in our tank

>>27493740
So we update him next time we see him.

>>27493740
Wes aid we *might* be. We also said that we had no idea whether any relationship would be pursued, whether Yukari was even interested, and that we were both fine with just being friends.

>>27493722
if you can't trust someone you've started dating to continue being friends with the people they were friends with beforehand without cheating, then why start dating them in the first place?

>>27493740
Because clearly Yukari's dad is a murderous psychopath who could never forgive somebody for not dating his daughter.

Or maybe he is, you know, a reasonable person who would just be disappointed it didn't work out.

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And so the Waifu Wars continued. Spreading into new battlefields, but always fighting the same battles...

>>27493766
>Or maybe he is, you know, a reasonable person who would just be disappointed it didn't work out.

Most likely. What I'm worried about is how our first meeting with Shiho will go down.

>>27493796
War. War never changes.
>>27493799
I don't think there was a snowflake's chance in Hell of that ever going smoothly.

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>>27493685
uhh, yea.
this.

>>27493799
I'm hoping for cuntpunts.

>>27493545
Now we just have to hope Kay is, liberated, enough to proposition a menage-a-troi.

>>27493799
See, Shiho is legitimately worrying. Maho too, maybe moreso

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>>27493796
yup

>>27493760
>>27493763
Where the hell did you guys grow up? You don't tell a girl's father you "might" be interested in her and expect it to be an adequate answer. You either say yes, you are interested in her or no, you are not interested in her, and you follow through on that. It speaks volumes to a man's character if he will not give you a definitive answer when asked about a woman he is beholden to.

>>27493766
No, but could you ever bring yourself to look him in the eye after that?

>>27493820
Therefore we must DEFEAT THEM ON TANK BATTLE

"Alright, Saori." You say, leaning and glancing around to imply just how secret this is. Saori needs to be informed of the situation before she can go blabbing about how romantic that her commander and the exotic American commander are going out on a date to the parade. "Listen, what you heard is true."

She smiles broadly and her feet shuffle against the floor in excitement- she's practically writing fanfiction in her head. "I knew it!" She says excitedly! "I knew it! I knew it when I first saw her look at you!" She's practically crying with joy at this point. "It's so romantic! Not as romantic as Richard but-"

"Saori!" You interject, trying to get her attention. "Listen. You weren't supposed to know about this- the information was..." You glance over at Rose for good measure- she tries to ignore the attention. "...Leaked. You can't tell anyone about this yet, alright? Miho wants to do it in her own time so you cannot say anything at all. To anyone."

She pinches her fingers and moves them across her mouth. "Lips are sealed!"

>"Actually... I need some advice- I've never really been on a date before..."
>"How did you and Richard do this?"
>Other

>>27493844
You're living in a fantasy land where men are not thinking human beings, apparently.

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>>27493848
>1v1 tankfight with Shiho
>>27493859
>"How did you and Richard do this?"

>>27493820
>Maho too, maybe moreso
I think Maho will put up a big act of hating us, for the sake of image, but deep down be happy for her little sister.

Unless we wing up roping Miho into a polyamorous relationship with Kay. Then we've gone full "SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!" and will have to worry about whether the Nishizumis have a branch family of ninjas who would be sent to murder us and Kay.

>>27493859
>>Other
find miho

>>27493859
>>"Actually... I need some advice- I've never really been on a date before..."
Time for Russels to reveal the degree to which he is in the dark.

>>27493866
Pray tell, exactly how does giving a direct and honest answer entail not thinking?

>>27493844
>No, but could you ever bring yourself to look him in the eye after that?

Yes? Becasue normal people move on wit their lives, on account of not being socially stunted retards?

>>27493848
What could Shiho drive that would provide an adequate challenge?
>She rolls out in the Maus because muh nishizumi school
>HVAP

>>27493859
>Other
>Go talk to Richard
he has actual relationship experience and can help us as a bro

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>>27493879

>>27493906
she wouldn't be in the Maus though.
I mean, she'd use it, but she wouldn't be in it.
Commander has got to be able to be mobile.

>>27493930
My thought was an one-on-one honorable tank duel

>>27493947
especially in a 1v1 she wouldn't be in a Maus.

>>27493964
But what german tank would be a match for blackjack?

>>27493894
The father, you twit.

Or do the fathers where you live all go around to every one of their dsughter's male friends demanding definitive, permanent answers on whether they want to bone their daughters?

Or, do they act like normal human beings and recognise that tennagers who have just become friends have no real fucking clue about how they feel about each other, and probably won't, definitively, until the fucking hormones settle down.

>>27493859
>Other
Just a simple thumbs up and a smile.

>>27493859
>Other
"remember Saori, if you talk about this before Miho says it first. You, and any anyone [glance at Rose] who helped you leak this are going to do that angelerfish dance. Understand?"
then
>"How did you and Richard do this?"

>>27493972
Tiger II. Similar flaws, similar super gun.

>>27493990
>threatening your new GF's best friend
nope. do not do this.

>>27493879
>roping Miho into a polyamorous relationship with Kay
Y'know, I might be reading too much into her actions during our trolling at the cafe, but I think Miho might be up for such experimentation, provided the question was broached in the right way.
>>27493924
>not wanting to have tankfights with tank ninjas in Panzerkampfwagen I Ausführung Cs
>>27493947
A Maus would be pretty awful for that.
>>27493972
The Königstiger is the Pershing's most direct counterpart amongst German tanks of WWII.

>>27493972
Panther Ausf. F.

The one with the schmalturm, stabiliser and KwK43 long 88.

Faster, comparable gun.

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>"How did you and Richard do this?"

As helpful as dating advice would be from Saori, I'm not sure that whatever makes her swoon would make Miho swoon. Better for us to find out with hilarious trial and error.

Saori will keep her word when tanks fly. I have, fortunately, found evidence that they do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE0QEubyhOk

>tfw know nothing about Tanks
>tfw know even less about Girls
I am so bad at this quest, but I can't leave...

>>27493859
>Go talk to Richard

HELP ME BRO

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>>27493859
>"How did you and Richard do this?"

>>27493975
Once you've gotten in well enough with their daughters to be invited into their home, and have their daughter take you up to her room for activities undisclosed, whether amorous or not? Yes, then that is a question that usually gets asked of you.

>>27494062
just watch and enjoy the ride that never ends.

>>27494087
ah yes, the inevitable spa scene.
can't wait until we get to do that one. should be fun.

>>27494105
Unless we pull a SWQ I don't think we'll partake in that. And while we may be a tank commander, we are not pilot

>>27493964

>Implying 90mm HVAP isn't akin to the Boot-heel of God no matter what what she's driving.

>>27494120
which one is SWQ?
don't spend much time in /tg/

>>27494141
SWQ is Strike Witches Quest. Don't know much about it personally though. Apparently tons of waifuing.

>>27494141
Strike Witches Quest. Concerned a male ww2 pilot who got caught up in the antics of the similarly-named anime, but with martians and more grit. At one point said pilot wandere dinto the hot springs with his pants on and a blindfold and was nearly molested by magical girls

>>27494095
Never had it happen to me before, spending time with someone of the opposite gender doesn't mean you're boning them, and it's considerably less likely to mean that when you both show up while the parents are home.

Maybe if he came home to just the two of them it'd be a concern, but otherwise? Hell no.

>>27494095
In the 1940s, maybe.

Nowadays? Not so much. Unless you live in a backwater that hasn't advanced socially in the last few decades.

>>27494141
>>27494171
ANON DELIEVERS!
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Strike%20Witches%20Quest

>>27494174
hmmm.
yea, I was envisioning the guys walking into the girls bath before any of them were in there, and then the girls walking in on them and overreacting.
but hey, if you guys want to Harem it up, don't let me stop you.

>>27494207
Replace
>over-reacting
with attempting to molest said pilot and yeh thats pretty close.

>>27494171
If you ignore the waifuing posts of tg and only read the QM's posts its pretty damn funny.

>>27494095
In my expeience the question thst gets asked in that situation is generally "Do you guys want a soda?"

>>27494177
>>27494177
It's happened to me twice.
The first time I didn't have any romantic interest in the girl, and her father believed me. I still get along well with her and her family today.
The second time I did, and answered as much; her father watched me like a hawk every time he saw me and her together in any capacity. And you know what? I don't blame him. Some greasy hick kid was getting involved with his little girl, and he was looking out for her.

>>27494186
Suits me just fine.

>>27494292
Well, your experiences seem to be the minority; judging our course of action on an obvious outlier is not good policy.

>>27494410
Just saying that a culture that leans heavily on tradition begets a traditional response.

>>27494439
yep, it seems that none of us here have lived in Japan, we can't get into their mind set then.

>>27494439
>>27494459
The fact that he's Japanese and we're a strange foreigner who plays in a girl's sport is definitely a good point.
anthropology is hard.

You breath a huge sigh of relief. Hopefully this will keep the information somewhat contained. It won't stay that way long, but hopefully it will stay that way long enough. "Thank you." You rub your face- as long as Saori's here, maybe you can pick her brain. "How did you and Richard do this?" You ask her, genuinely wondering- Richard's got more experience with women and relationships in his little finger than you've got in your entire body. He was smooth, charismatic and knows every trick of the trade.

Saori giggles. "Well..." She giggles again at the thought of it. "He gave me his number and that afternoon we started texting and..." She sighs. "We were up until almost dawn talking with each other like that- then he asked me to show him all the sights and well..." She shrugs. "I mean, we never made any grand announcements or anything official- people just sort of figured it out."

Your mind is immediately at work- how would Miho want to play this- she's never really wants to be the center of attention, even when she should be. Something you'll have to think about later.

>"So what's this parade all about? Anything I should know?"
>"So, any advice for me on this date to the parade?"
>Go see Miho- she should know Saori knows.
>Other.

>>27494530
>"So what's this parade all about? Anything I should know?"
Remember Miho has no idea either, at least one of us should know what's up

>>27494530
>Go see Miho- she should know Saori knows.

>>27494530
>"So what's this parade all about? Anything I should know?"

>>27494530
>>"So what's this parade all about? Anything I should know?"
>Go see Miho- she should know Saori knows.
Don't see why we can't do both.

>>27494530
>"So what's this parade all about? Anything I should know?"

>Go see Miho- she should know Saori knows.

These two. Go armed with info.

>>27494530
>"So what's this parade all about? Anything I should know?"
THEN
>Go see Miho- she should know Saori knows.

>>27494530
>"So what's this parade all about? Anything I should know?"
add
"Just WHY are all you girls...with the exception of Rose here, are all scared of doing this dance for the parade that we had to beat the brits for to have it done? what could possably be so bad about it?"

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>>27494530
>"So what's this parade all about? Anything I should know?"

>>27494033
I thought that one didn't make it past the planning stage.

>>27494530
>"So what's this parade all about? Anything I should know?"

>>27494872
Wiki's got it pegged as having existing prototypes

"So, Saori..." You say, before she gets a chance to get up and leave. "Whats the deal with this parade anyway?" You have next to no information on what the parade was celebrating. "I mean, are there any traditions I should be aware of? Anything I should wear?"

Saori smiles. "It's really not that big of a deal- we have it at the beginning of every school year- it's mostly a school activity where all the clubs and electives get together and do parade floats and show off and try to get more people to join." She leans back. "I always look forward to it- the Culinary Club always makes homemade candy and gives it out, the Art Program always makes these big garish papermache sculptures- it's always a lot of fun."

"So it's just about all the clubs showing off?" You say, surprised that it's that simple- that there isn't some five-hundred year old Legend about fishermen and dragons and all that stuff. "What about what Anzu said about a prize?"

"Oh! Yeah, the club who's float wins the popular vote gets a prize- extra funding for their program." She shrugs. "It's almost always the Culinary program- way to the crowd's heart is always their stomachs... But with Glorianna doing the..." She hesitates and gulps just thinking of it. "...Well, that dance, I'm sure we have a great shot at winning!"

>"What is this Zebrafish dance you were so worried about?"
>"So... What do you know about Miho? Anything I should do for this date that might impress her?"
>Go talk with Miho.

>>27495072
>Go talk with Miho.

>>27495072
>Go talk with Miho.
Words will not suffice for the nurseshark dance

>>27495072
>"What is this Zebrafish dance you were so worried about?"

>>27495072
>"What is this Zebrafish dance you were so worried about?"

>>27495072
>>Go talk with Miho.

>>27495072
>Go talk with Miho

>>27495072
>>Go talk with Miho.

>>27495072
>Go talk with Miho.

I kinda don't want us to find out what the dance is until it happens

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>>27495072
>"What is this Zebrafish dance you were so worried about?"

>>27495147
Oh god that look of resignation on Momo's face is priceless.

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>>27495185
The sheer joy on Anzu's even more so.

Truly she is a patriot

>>27495306
That filename

You know, I've found out that checking on this quest every third thread is better than every thread. The plot is actually advancing in tolerable manner that way.

>>27494872
It was the Pamther II that didn't get past planning.

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>>27495072
>"What is this Zebrafish dance you were so worried about?"

We might maybe finally get an answer...

>>27495072
>Go talk with Miho.

>>27495703

I typically leave the thread open and read BJ's posts after it 404's. Or glance at it when the unread post counter exceeds 10 or 15.

>>27495741
Yes it did.

1 Chassis exists.

You nod. So there isn't centuries of history for you to screw up, only a couple of decades of what is probably considered the usual school shenanigans. "Alright, thanks Saori. You can go, now." You say, hopeful that when she said her lips were sealed she meant it. "Remember- not a word."

"Sure thing, Russells!" Saori says with a wink. "Let me know if you need any more advice!" She says before climbing back up through the loader's hatch. Now that the leak has been dealt with, you think it might be a good idea to go talk with Miho- figure out what the specific plans are for tomorrow.

Your immediate thought is to just go over and talk with her, but there's been enough attention brought to you two already. Instead you go about the business of tanking for a couple more hours and wait to be dismissed for the day. You catch up to her as she walks home. "Hey, Miho!" You call, increasing your stride to pull along side her.

"Afternoon, Commander Russells..." She says with a smile and a mock-official tone.

>"So, what time are we meeting tomorrow?"
>"So, Saori found out..."
>Other.

>>27496234
>"So, what time are we meeting tomorrow?"
Saori is on Miho's crew, she probably relayed that she knows and that she'll keep it quiet already

>>27496234
>What time are we meeting tomorrow?

>>27496234
>"So, Saori found out..."
Which means Mako found out. And means Hana found out. And means the school newspaper found out.

>>27496234
>>"So, Saori found out..."
Probably ought to get this over with before EVERYONE figures it out.

>>27496234
>"So, Saori found out..."

>>27496234
"So, Saori found out..."

>>27496234
>"So, what time are we meeting tomorrow?"
>"So, Saori found out..."

>>27496234
>>"So, Saori found out..."

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>>27496234
>"So, what time are we meeting tomorrow?"

>>27496234
>"So, what time are we meeting tomorrow?"

"So, we still on for the Parade tomorrow?" You ask casually. Very casually. Play it cool, that's what Richard does. You stick your hands in your pockets, casually of course, to make sure that the spaghetti stays right where its supposed to be. "Was wondering what time I should pick you up?" You don't have a car and you guys are probably walking there and you have no intention of carrying her. You mentally headpalm yourself. "Er, meet you. What time should I meet you?"

She smiles a bit and giggles. "I think the Parade starts at eleven... So maybe Ten'o'clock? We could go get breakfast!" She's got a plan, and it sounds pretty good. "I'm really happy you want to go with me- it'll be really fun!"

You walk with her for a few more seconds, just enjoying the company. "Oh! Where should I pick you up- er meet you?" You shall not pass, spaghetti! "Where do you live, anyway?" It occurs to you that you've never seen Miho's house.

She blushes and looks down. "Oh, well you can walk me there- it's just a student apartment so it's not much." There were actually quite a few small apartments that served as something akin to dorm rooms for students who didn't have family on the ship- Actually most of your crew were staying in some kind of student apartment, you were the only one with an actual house.

It doesn't take long to get there- it's a fairly idealic little row of apartments- Miho lives up on the second story. "Well, this is it!" She says at the door.

>Stick around her place for a bit- you haven't really had a chance to just hang around with Miho yet.
>"So I'll meet you hear around ten thirty then?"
>Other.

>>27496706
>Stick around

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>>27496706
>Stick around her place for a bit- you haven't really had a chance to just hang around with Miho yet.

>>27496706
>Stick around her place for a bit- you haven't really had a chance to just hang around with Miho yet.
Hanging is an essential part of the high school experience. Also the cattle rustling experience.

>>27496706
>>Stick around her place for a bit- you haven't really had a chance to just hang around with Miho yet.
Why not

>>27496706
>Stick around her place for a bit- you haven't really had a chance to just hang around with Miho yet.

>>27496205
1 chassis with no engine, drivetrain, equipment, turret, gun or stowage was completed.

That's like saying a metal box in a vague oblong shape constitutes an E-100.

>>27496797
well the E100 was complete except for the turret, the British used it in afterwar trials and took its measurements then scrapped it

>>27496706
More Spaghetti!

>>27492784
>Filename is NOT "Saori swamped by pussies"

http://sgcafe.com/2013/09/new-pvc-figure-blast-opposition-angler-fish-teams-panzer-iv-ausf-d/

>>27496950
>http://sgcafe.com/2013/09/new-pvc-figure-blast-opposition-angler-fish-teams-panzer-iv-ausf-d/

shutupandtakemymoney.jpg

>>27495147
Youtube "Anko Oodori"

>>27496821
Again, that's disingenuous, because it wasn't at all complete. It was an empty metal box with some of the drive gear done sitting on a factory floor. No Drivetrain, no internals, no nothing that differentiates it from a fanciful shipping container.

It was nowhere near capable of doing any "trials" after the war except for being shot at, maybe.

"So, mind if I come in?" You ask, as she fishes around for her key. You look at her hopefully and she blushes. You've seen Yukari's room and you learned a lot more about her from it. Besides, Miho had been to your house.

"It's a bit of a mess..." She says, fidgeting a bit. "And it's really not that interesting..." Her fidgeting intensifies.

"It's alright. I'll only stay for a few minutes." You say, giving her a reassuring smile. "Besides, I've never had a problem with a mess- you should see my room sometimes!" She's trying to be polite and humble, but you're actually pretty curious as to how Miho Nishizumi lives.

"I guess..." She says, and she opens the door. The apartment is small- while the carriers usually have plenty of space the Japanese built compact, and there really wasn't any space spared- three rooms: A living space/kitchen, a bedroom and a bathroom. She obviously doesn't have a lot of physical posessions- clothing and some stuffed animals and a few other things.

"So... All your teddy bears have bandages..." You observe during your conversation. "Were you hurt or something?" You ask.

"No... I just..." She smiles at you and holds one of them. "I collect them..." She lies. You figure it might not be prudent to push any further.

NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST...

>We go to a Parade!
>We embarass ourselves.
>Anzu wins.

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>>27497258

...Shit.

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>>27497258
>anzu wins
Fuck.

>>27497258
Why does Anzu win?!?

WHY BLACKJACK!!!!

>>27497268
>>27497279
>>27497286

It's *probably* just Anzu winning the parade and getting the mad dosh.

Probably.

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>>27497241
>Those teddy bears

>>27497258
You're not hiding your hard-on for Anzu very well BlackJack

>>27497308
Hopefully, even! Since that means more money for tanks

>>27497317
But they're like that in the show.
No reason to lose it.
Yet

>>27497336
Her reaction makes one wonder, though.

Russells/Anzu hatesex when?

>>27497361
hopefully never

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>>27497361

>>27497448
you know you want it.

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>>27497463
She'll come around eventually

>>27497241
What's with the bandaged bears?
A Westmead hospital charity thing?

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>>27497989
It's a popular brand of teddies in universe. Don't know if it has any connections with reality.

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>>27498030
I worry for what we've gotten ourselves into...she's already shown she has a slight crazy streak.

>>27499929
Crazy is best in bed.

>>27499929
In the words of Christopher Titus, "If you have a chick that's so crazy in bed that you may not wake up if you forget to wear your kevlar vest one night, THAT is exciting."

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>>27499993
>>27500189
Genius!