Old engines like that, you gotta ask 'em nicely to start if they haven't been turning in a while.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7fGB62l-5o&hd=1 Skip to about 25s for the good bits. Also
>It seats five- take it out for a test?

>>27474092

Other:

Take your crew in the I-Go and show Duck Team just how much better their new tank is.

Destroy any and all reservations they might have in abandoning that piece of crap Type 89.

>>27474092
>Have a talk with Richard.

we need to chill with our crew man.

>>27474092
>It seats five- take it out for a test?

Time for the ARDUOUS task of testing out our shiny new tank.

>>27474092
>It seats five- take it out for a test?

>>27474092
>It seats five- take it out for a test?

Also, has anyone else been infected by the bold here?

>>27474271
Moot forgot to close a bold tag.
It's sitewide.

>>27474092
>It seats five- take it out for a test?

>>27474271
Word has it that it was used for a boards wide announcement and then turned off, seems to be back to norm now.

>seats five

>>27474092
>It seats five- take it out for a test?
I don't know anything about the excelsior halp.

>>27474092
Go duck hunting with the I-Go.

>>27474092
>>It seats five- take it out for a test?

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>>27474188
I don't think they'll take that comment too well.

>>27474092
>>Let's go see Miho.
Let them have their fun with their new tank. Next practice battle is when they'll learn how much better it is. We have more pleasant distractions ahead of us.

>>27474092
>It seats five- take it out for a test?
Also point out the differences from the Type 89, not least of which includes "not a total piece of crap". They'll need to use it with an entirely different mindset, considering how it can actually fight.

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>>27474092
>It seats five- take it out for a test?

>It seats five- take it out for a test?

>>27474092
>It seats five- take it out for a test?
Last time was girls. this time is panzer. the time before last was also panzer. it's a winning formula is my point

>>27474783
Tanks.

They're tanks.

Except for the Panzer IV and Panzer 38(t). Those are panzers.

>>27474804
'Madchen and Tanks' just doesn't roll off the tongue as nicely

Rolled 58

>>27474829
No, but "Chicks and Tanks" does.

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>>27474879
But that's not bilingual!

>>27474902
How about Chicka's and tanks?

>>27474958
Now I'm curious what tanks the mexicans use. off to wikipedia!

>>27474958
latinos/spaniards never build good tanks so no

Shinobu, satisfied that the engine is in working order, throttles back and cuts the engine. You remove the hearing protection and grin over at Duck Team, giving them thumbs up. "Let's go see how she works in the field!" You say, sliding down off the hull.

"You're coming along?" Noriko says, questioningly. They Excelsior technically had a crew of five: Commander, Gunner and Loader in the Turret, with a driver and co-driver down in the hull. In Black Jack you'd solved the extraneous driver by moving the radio equipment from the Commander's seat to let Patrick pick up the slack- you'd never been good with the old radio sets anyway. However with Duck Team's four members, they could just ignore the co-driver altogether and have either the gunner or commander pull double duty with the radio.

"I'll take the Co-Driver's seat!" You say. "You or Taeko can take over as loader."

Noriko nods. "British tanks usually had the loader double as Radio..."

You look over at Taeko. "Don't worry- loading's not that hard once you get it down." You say. She grins enthusiastically, obviously up for a challenge.

>Road Test First- let's take her out for a spin.
>Gunner test- what sort of firepower is this tank packing?
>Other.

>>27474996
>Road Test First- let's take her out for a spin.
Shinobu is a primal spirit of tank driving.
Let's watch her soar.

>>27474996
>>Road Test First- let's take her out for a spin.
Road test, she's a big brute, but she can move, let's show that off.

>>27474996
>Other

Let them pick, it's their tank.

>>27475016
actually yeah switching to this, we're already imposing by jumping into their new tank

>>27475016
Seconded.

>>27475016
let them figure it out

>>27475016
Seconding this. This trip isn't about us.

>>27474996
>>27475016
>Other: let them decide
Have we already forgotten the lessons of Sir Gawain?

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>>27474996
>Road Test First- let's take her out for a spin.

Rolled 20

>>27474996
We need someone to fill in the fifth spot

>>27475270

He said what now?

>>27475270
can't watch it right now, what happened

>>27475311
He said /jp/ was his favorite. It was like /a/'s anthrax and was the new /b/. It then got swamped with shitposts.

>>27475335
Oh lawdy.
That'll go down well.

>>27475335

Oh lol, you'd think moot of all people would know better.

>>27475379
He even told people that they should go post there. I almost feel he knew exactly what he was doing.

>>27475346
check out /jp/'s catalog and see for yourself

"So," You say, turning to look at the newly birth Excelsior, "Noriko- road test or firing range?" You say, grinning at the prospect of either- while shooting was always amazing fun, you'd seen Shinobu's driving- she was an absolutely demon and it'd probably be amazing fun to sit in on that.

Noriko thinks for a second. "Well, it'll take 'em a while to get the targets and ammo set up anyway..." She says, scratching the back of her head. "And that Meteor sounds like it'll make this baby FLY!" She grins and rubs her hands together.

You grin. This is going to be good. "Right, then." You say, mirroring her enthusiasm. "Lemme go tell Anzu to have some ammo and targets ready when we get back!" It doesn't take long to find the class President- you could probably have anyone set up the targets, but Anzu's probably the one person likely doing absolutely nothing productive.

"Why me?" Anzu moans at the thought of doing work. "Why not Miho? Or the Freshmen?"

"Because they're busy!" You say cheerfully pointing at Miho's crew, who are currently touching some of the dinged and chipped paint. Anzu doesn't accept so much as huff and start giving directions to her crew. You rush back over and climb into the codriver's seat behind Shinobu. You turn to her. "So, the engine's still untested- we should probably take it slow at first and bring it up to-"

"Shinobu, hit it." Noriko orders. The sudden acceleration picks the front of the tank up about three inches off the ground and slams your head back into the leather headrest.

>Test the cornering and acceleration- let's head to Oldtown.
>Test the offroad capablities in the forest.
>Test the torque up in the mountains.

>>27475433
>Test the cornering and acceleration- let's head to Oldtown.

>>27475433
>Test the cornering and acceleration- let's head to Oldtown.

>>27475432
Sweet Jesus, I just took a look and the whole place is swamped with shitposting.

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>>27475433
>>Test the cornering and acceleration- let's head to Oldtown.

Let's see if Noriko can drift this hunk of steel

>>27475433
>Test the cornering and acceleration- let's head to Oldtown.
multi-track drifting

>>27475433
>Test the offroad capablities in the forest.
then
>Test the torque up in the mountains.
then
>Test the cornering and acceleration- let's head to Oldtown.

>>27475433
>Test the torque up in the mountains.

>>27475487
>>27475487
Oh lawd, is dat sum 586?

>>27475433
>Test the cornering and acceleration- let's head to Oldtown.

Though if we can take a roundabout way through some wilderness to get there, that'd help familiarize them with the offroad capabilities.

>>27475433
>Test the cornering and acceleration- let's head to Oldtown.

>>27474426
meh, the crew hasn't bonded to it yet.
and it is doubtful the I-Go would ever be as powerful here as it is in the anime.

>>27475433
>>Test the offroad capablities in the forest.

Or we could do them all if we have time.

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>>27475554

Honestly? No clue. I had another picture but I'm guessing 4chan borked out. I'm assuming someone in an ATF thread on /k/ is very confused right now why a Garupan was posted instead of his revolver and drinks.

so, from last thread, I ended up watching that Upotte!! show...
it is a really weird show...

>>27475433
>>Test the cornering and acceleration- let's head to Oldtown.

>>27475693
Did you want to strip your waifu?

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>>27475433
>Test the cornering and acceleration- let's head to Oldtown.

>>27475722
>>27475693

>tfw no Mini-30 in Upotte!!

>>27475722
well, the OVA pretty much did that for me...

>>27474804
And the Char. Which is a Char.
And the I-Go and Chi-Nu. Which are Sensha.

>>27475790
"Char" is the French word for tank? I was under the impression it was "blinde."

>>27475813
It's why you have names like Char B1.

>>27475790
>>27475813
According to my sister, who is taking French, both "char" and "blinde" are possible ways to refer to tanks. Given that "blinde" usually means "armored or reinforced", it may be similar to us using the word "armor" to refer to tanks, especially units of tanks.

>>27475951
That makes sense. I'm not a native speaker, so I'm not terribly familiar with military terminology.

>>27475852
Makes sense to me.

>>27475852
Huh.
The more you know and all that rubbish.

After a couple of seconds, your inertia equalizes with the rest of the tank and you're once again free to pull your head away from its rest, until Shinobu hangs a hard left out on the field and puts the Excelsior into a spinning donut before coming to a stop. You're suddenly very happy that you'd gone to the bathroom after class instead of waiting. You gulp hard before calling back over the intercomm to Noriko. "So... Where are we heading first?"

She's surprisingly calm, her voice seeming a bit bored. "Was thinking we'd just swing down towards Oldtown, try the cornering and acceleration among the buildings. Sound good, Shinoko?" She askes.

"Got it." Shinoku responds calmly. She then hits the acclerator again, clawing up through the gears and sucking you back into your seat before hanging a right to head for the road that leads bow-ward towards Oldtown. Not that she specifically uses the road- it's more like a sort of... guide in the direction she should be heading, she seems to take relish is popping off-road for shortcuts where the road skirts around woods or fields.

>Maybe we should slow down a bit.
>You were not ready for this ride- why don't we watch from a safe distance?
>Shut up and enjoy the ride.

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>>27475693
Do you want to pull your Raifu's trigger now? I know I do

>>27476385
>Shut up and enjoy the ride.

We're in the hands of a master here.

>>27476385
>Shut up and enjoy the ride
Can't escape the Volleyball team's wild ride

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>>27476385
>Shut up and enjoy the ride.

>>27476385
>>Shut up and enjoy the ride.

OK PEOPLE! i have the link to the offical 4koma GuP that got fan translated. THIS STUFF IS CANNON NOW! It is also offical that Oryou and Saemonza go commando in the show!

http://danbooru.donmai.us/pools/7425

>>27476385
>Shut up and enjoy the ride.

It's like we've never been to the M18 drag races.

>>27476385
>Shut up and enjoy the ride.

I want off Shinobu-chan's Wild Ride!

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>>27476385
>Shut up and enjoy the ride.

a bit late but... TIME FOR TONKS!

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>>27476454
>>27476447
>>27476412
>>27476405
but can she do a nose stand with the Excelsior?

>>27476426
Hory sheet that's epic.

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>>27476426
>Miho's a hipster
>Oryou's even more BEST GIRL
These are fucking amazing! Good practice for my moonreading too

...I want to snuggle with her...

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>>27476622
You and me both

>>27476622
The Miho now sees Mako as a cat that sleeps too much. But poor Saori gets so much abuse.

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>>27476426
Tsuchiya totally understood those instructions.

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>>27476723
They're just jealous of Saori's Saoris
>>27476695
Oreo is my personal favorite Garupan. Much like GJ-bu though, they're all equally great

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>>27476426
>It is also offical that Oryou and Saemonza go commando in the show!
There you have it, if Oryou and Saemonza were Raifu's they'd have no stocks.

...Wait a minute...

>>27476385
>Shut up and enjoy the ride.
And let's learn our lesson from the rabbits and strap in

>>27476753
Truly, they all are

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>>27476785

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>>27476831

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>>27476841
Time for more lewd.

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>>27476921

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>>27476841

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>>27476831
>>27476921
>>27476962

As Shinobu hangs a corner so tight you hear metal screech against concrete you find yourself wanting to scream in terror. She's trying to kill you- she's going to drive this tank into a wall at speed and the liquid that remains after the explosive deccelleration will be mopped out of the tank's wreckage with sponges and a hose. You want to scream but you can't quite manage to get enough breath into your lungs at once to attempt it.

You risk checking through the co-driver's periscope and you see it coming- a sturdy brick and mortar wall. You feel the blood drain from your face- there were so many things you wanted to do in life. Go to the parade with Miho, win a big ass Trophy for Senshado, show your children how to pilot Black Jack like your grandfather had shown you. At least you'd gotten to kiss Miho. That was nice- you'd gone out on a high note.

"RAMMING SPEED!" Noriko calls out

"Ramming speed, Aye!" Shinobu responds and you feel her coax every ounce of accleration out of the Rolls Royce engine. You have barely enough time to close your eyes and swallow before you feel the impact and then... for a moment, weightlessness. You smile- well dying wasn't that bad.

And then the tank hits the ground and you feel yourself lose about an inch of height.

>Gunnery Practice... Didn't we have gunnery practice? We should get back so we can do gunnery practice!
>Hold on... The Ride Never Ends.
>Other.

>>27476993
>Hold on... The Ride Never Ends.

>kiss Miho
We did what?

>>27476993
>Gunnery Practice... Didn't we have gunnery practice? We should get back so we can do gunnery practice!

Concussing your commander? bad duck team.

>>27476993
>Hold on... The Ride Never Ends.
We must know our fellow tank crews, that we may command them to do batshit in battle

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>>27476993
>implying the ride ever ends

>>27476993
>Hold on... The Ride Never Ends.
"WHO'S UP FOR ROUND TWO?!"

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>>27476993
>Hold on... The Ride Never Ends.

>>27476993
>Gunnery Practice... Didn't we have gunnery practice? We should get back so we can do gunnery practice!

we actually need to stop.

>>27477002
During our ruse with Rose. Just on the cheek, but we're teenagers

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>>27476993
>Hold on... The Ride Never Ends.

MAN UP LADIES!

>>27476993
>Gunnery Practice... Didn't we have gunnery practice? We should get back so we can do gunnery practice!

>>27476993
>Gunnery Practice... Didn't we have gunnery practice? We should get back so we can do gunnery practice!
We know she's a driving demon. They need to practice with their gun now that it can actually do things

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>>27476921
Sensei, how scandalous.

>>27476831
>>27476962
Ichi Roku orange you ever going to stop being lewd?
Would Ichi Go have a strawberry in her hair in Upotte!?

>>27476993
>Hold on... The Ride Never Ends.

>>27476993
>Other.
Start cackling like a madman.

>>27476993
>Gunnery Practice... Didn't we have gunnery practice? We should get back so we can do gunnery practice!

Shooting guns does less damage to our brain

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>>27476993
>Hold on... The Ride Never Ends.

>>27476993
>Hold on... The Ride Never Ends

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>>27476993
>Hold on... The Ride Never Ends.
It is obvious that Russel never has been in a fast tank. The Pershing must be really slow compared to this.

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>>27476993
>Hold on... The Ride Never Ends.

>And then the tank hits the ground and you feel yourself lose about an inch of height.
But coincidentally gain 3 inches of length.

>>27477073
Nah base Pershing is actually 2 mph faster than Excelsior.

>>27477073
I think the pershing and the excelsior share similar top speeds.

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>>27476993
>mfw when they hit the wall, they fuck up the cannon barrel so it's ruined.

>>27477142
...the barrel on the excelsior does protrude a good half foot from the front of the chassis, doesn't it

>>27477142
>ramming with gun at 12 o'clock
It's like you WANT to be unable to fire ever again.

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>>27477158
>>27477169
and we're going to the gunnery range next, right? we're using live ammo, right? WHAT COULD POSSABLIY GO WRONG!

>>27477226
The barrel fails. It's not like we're in danger.

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>>27477249
>The barrel fails. It's not like we're in danger.
death flag going up right here...

>>27477249
But we are in danger from the auto club.

>>27477309
If you're going to sincerely worry about death, worry about any bystanders when the barrel fails in case of shrapnel.

>>27477310
death by girl is better than death by panzer

>>27477451
I'm slightly aroused now.

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>>27477451
...Are you fucking serious, 4chan?

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>>27477451
>>27477465

Oh God, you're alive. You're actually alive. You open a single eye to peek, to see if you're still in the Excelsior and not your bed or something. It's still the Excelsior. You want to scream since you're still moving, but it comes out as a strangled croak.

"Say something, Commander Russells?" Noriko says calmly. You feel the turret rotating to face forward again- the big steel barrels were generally more than a match for most walls, but keeping the barrel free of debris was good. Who'd told her that? Why were you thinking that? You're still moving at what seems to be a silly rate of speed.

"No." You croak again.

"Good. Hold on to something please." She says, matter of factly, you reach up and grab hold of the hatch handles above you. "FULL STOP!" The tank screeches to a halt so suddenly that the rear end actually picks up off the ground- somewhere in your brain you hear the debris and bricks from your impromptu impression of the Kool-Aid Man slide forward and go flying off the front of the tank. "Good job- that got everything off the front, at least."

>"Home. We need to go home. Please. I don't want to die."
>Dare we head for the woods?
>Insane reckless driving and steep cliffs- what could go wrong with the mountains?
>Other.

>>27477465
>>27477490
That was definitely a system error, guys.

>>27477505
how fucking retarded would it be if he got banned for their screw up

>>27477451
JESUS! mods, ban this A-hole! this is a SFW board! you didn't even spoiler cover that!

>>27477498
>Dare we head for the woods?
NEVER. ENDS.

>>27477498
>Other.
"Gun. time it's time to test the gun please"

>>27477498
>>Dare we head for the woods?
Harden the fuck up, Russels.

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>>27477498
>Insane reckless driving and steep cliffs- what could go wrong with the mountains?

>>27477514
I was posting >>27477471 and a different image pulled up, jackass.

And now someone on /b/ is wondering why he posted field stripped MP5.

>>27477498
>Other.
Jump something Dukes of Hazzard style.

>>27477498
>Other
Let's go test that gun.

>>27477498
>Insane reckless driving and steep cliffs- what could go wrong with the mountains?
i am sure russels did shit like this with BlackJack too.

>>27477498
>>Insane reckless driving and steep cliffs- what could go wrong with the mountains?

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>>27477498
>Dare we head for the woods?

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>>27477514
We could do worse

>>27477498
>Insane reckless driving and steep cliffs- what could go wrong with the mountains?

TIME FOR SOME FUN! DORF FORTRESS STYLE!

>>27477532
And now we know how the I-Go got up there.
Time travel.

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>>27477534
who on earth would confuse your gun pic file with your porn pic file?

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>>27477498
>Insane reckless driving and steep cliffs- what could go wrong with the mountains?

Russells, you know that the ride never ends.

>>27477570
It's not him, it's 4chan. It mixes things up sometimes

Rolled 14 + 5

>>27477498
>nsane reckless driving and steep cliffs- what could go wrong with the mountains?

>>27477570
its the boards database you ignoramus

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>>27477553
this place is too lewd for me....

>>27477570
Because I didn't. Sometimes, if people on two different boards post images simultaneously, it swaps them.

>>27477498
>"Gun. time it's time to test the gun please"

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>>27477498
>Insane reckless driving and steep cliffs- what could go wrong with the mountains?

>>27477539
new gun, need to test it out

I love how seamlessly we all shift gears between reckless and genius whether we're out of or in combat, as a consensus.

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>>27477584
>>27477594
>>27477597
that is the first time i have seen that then.

>>27477498
>Insane reckless driving and steep cliffs- what could go wrong with the mountains?

No pain, no gain Russells.

>>27477498
>"Gun. time it's time to test the gun please"

THIS IDEA. I LIKE IT!

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>>27477596
Sorry forgot to spoiler it.

>>27477624
Second time I've seen it today.

>>27477498
>Insane reckless driving and steep cliffs- what could go wrong with the mountains?

Obviously we must cure your sissy fear the only way /tg/ knows how.

>>27477624
It happens, I've seen it a couple of times before.

>>27477631
>Inb4 they just start blasting buildings

>>27477498
>"Gun. time it's time to test the gun please"
we gun now

>>27477498
>Insane reckless driving and steep cliffs- what could go wrong with the mountains?

>>27477498
>"Gun. time it's time to test the gun please"
Remind me what firepower the excelsior's packing?

>>27477686
75mm gun

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>>27477642
Less effective then the full one.

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>>27477699
Yeah yeah it is

>>27477646
Hell, second time in this thread.

>>27477505
>>27477451

C'mon, dude--at least delete the pic.

>>27477950
Don't care much for traps?

>>27477965

If I wanted to see traps, I'd go to /soc/. But this is /tg/, and I'm here for quests, 40K, and...well, quests and 40K.

"Alright, Shinobu..." Noriko says boredly. "This thing's definately sturdier than the I-Go. Faster, too." You hear a map unfolding behind you. "Take us starboard along this road, then we'll turn and head for the woods into the hills- I wanna see how this baby handles on the slops."

"Got it." Shinobu says and your life flashes before your eyes- some of the gulches back there are fifty feet deep! Even a sturdy British universal tank would be crushed like a tin can.

You need to do something. You need to stop this madness. You need to save your life and the lives of the Volleyball team. "Gunnery!" You choke out. "We have gunnery practice, soon!" You close your eyes, praying to Patton, Zuhkov, Montgomery- anyone that will listen- that it gets through.

At first, silence except for the howling of the Merlin engine behind you. Then, a miracle. "Yeah, we should probably head back, then." She says, a bit bored. "We can do more mobility tests tomorrow. Besides, I don't think we have a full tank of gas to get out there."

Shinobu nods beside you. "Definately felt a bit light, probably the lack of ammo as well."

You hardly wait for the Excelsior to stop before, popping the driver's hatch above you and crawling out. You drop to the ground and your knees immediately give out. "Ah, jeez!" You say, trying to recover your cool. "Not used to those, uh, cramped British compartments. Legs fell asleep!" You say, picking yourself up. The Volleyball team seems to accept this as Yuzu pulls up with a cart of 75mm shells.

>Find Miho. We are alive and we need to reaffirm this aliveness.
>Find Roy- someone needs to teach Taeko how to load.
>Other.

>>27478118
>Get Roy to teach his girls team how to load
then

>Find Miho. We are alive and we need to reaffirm this aliveness.

>>27478118
>Find Roy- someone needs to teach Taeko how to load.
I like Roy. Lets find Roy.

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>>27478118
>Find Roy- someone needs to teach Taeko how to load.

>>27478118
>Find Miho. We are alive and we need to reaffirm this aliveness.

You are all pussies.

>>27478118
>Find Roy- someone needs to teach Taeko how to load.
The shells in their old tank were like soda cans

>>27478118
>Find Miho. We are alive and we need to reaffirm this aliveness.

>>27478118
>Find Roy.

Might as well five him a chance to show off for his girlfriend. Loading is hard work. Might have to lose his shirt if he gets sweaty.

>>27478118
>>Find Miho. We are alive and we need to reaffirm this aliveness.
>>Find Roy- someone needs to teach Taeko how to load.
Whynotboth.jpg

>>27478165
>Short, wiry, bespectacled
>History buff
>Hobby involves being in a fucking tank
Is it too late to go gay for him?

>>27478205

Depends on how open to threesomes Miho is.

>>27478205
Go home, Bioware. Don't you have a Dragon Age game to ruin?

>>27478231
I don't know, he has a girlfriend and all. It would be a shame to leave her out.

>>27478242
Wait, because I'm into men, I automatically like Bioware? That's fucking offensive.

>>27478259
Gays und Pazner

>>27478259
That's the joke.

>>27478272
Would watch/10

>>27478272
Come to think of it, Girls und Panzer is the only anime I can think of with a mostly female cast where a good chunk of them are canonically heterosexual... Weird.

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>>27478272
What happens in the field stays in the field.

>>27478319
Good chunk? As far as I know, they all were.

You're still a bit wobbly as you walk towards Black Jack. Roy's probably the best loader on the team, certainly the most experienced- plus he's got a bit of, ahem, experience with the Volleyball Team. You find him sitting on the upper glacis plate, picking his nails with a screwdriver. "Hey Roy! So, Taeko's gonna be taking over as loader for the Seventy-Five." You shrug. "Was thinking maybe you could go over there and give them a bit of a primer on shell loading?"

He smiles at you. It's a cold smile- "Sure thing, Commander." He slides down off the plate. "I'll be right on it!" He walks past you and cold recognition dawns on you. That is the cold smile of satiated vengence. And then, you feel the presence before you hear her.

"OMAIGOD!" Saori says whispers behind you. "Did Miho really ask you out?" You feel the vibrations of excitement at this most juicy of gossip being given to her. Doom. Doom and Woe be upon you.

You blink and sigh. Touché, Roy. Touché.

>>27478521
GOODNIGHT, JACKO

>>27478319
>>27478520
It wasnt so much that a good chunk where canonically straight, moreso that romance had absolutely no part in the plot apart from Saori being foreveralone.

>>27478540
This is also acceptable.

>>27478521

YOU TRAITOROUS SON OF A-

NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST!

>Saori gives us advice.
>This is what you get for trusting Rose with anything.
>We take Miho to a parade.

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>>27478560
>This is what you get for trusting Rose with anything.

What did she do?

WHAT DID SHE DO?

>>27478560
What, not even the barest hint of actual tanks?

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>>27478521
I can just imagine her face when she found out.

>>27478576

We're almost there. Just a little bit more girls, then comes panzers.

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>>27478576
There'll be tanks, probably. Except for Jack. :(
Have some British girls in bikinis.

>>27478592

KAY WHEEEEEEEEEN?!

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>>27478588

>>27478592
>>27478593
I get the feeling that the Girls:Panzers ratio is decidedly skewed towards girls.

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>>27478599
All in good time.

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>>27478637
That was...unsubtle.

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>>27478645
I think theres another version of it where they're all bleeding.
Subtlety ho!

>>27478651
>>27478656
Welp there we go.

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>>27476426
hah, these are great!

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>>27481346
This thread needs more FREEDOM!

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>>27481401

please tell me there is crossover of Kay and Ichiroku or Ichiyon

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>>27481848
Best girl

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>>27482018

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>>27482086
Please don't bully Anchovy

>>27482086
>>27482106
>>27482018
Wait, does Anchovy always lose or something?

She wasn't shown for more then in a second in the main series anime.

>>27482151
Her tanks are Italian.

That's almost as bad as Japanese.

There's no conceivable way she *could* win regularly.

>>27482018
"Have you tried not being Italian?"

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>>27482181
>That's almost as bad as Japanese.
To be far the Japs didn't really know what the fuck they were doing, the Italians did.

>>27482181
So, we don't actually know anything about her, and that's just fanon?

Are her tanks actually Italian? Because the Jap team is using tanks from other countries.

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>>27482195
"Try being Hungarian"

>>27482218
She had as much screentime as the other opponents in the official manga.

Ooarai isn't Japan. They're a mixmash of everything. There is another school purely Japanese tanks. Chihatan acadamey IIRC.

>>27482252
Oh.

Does the manga talk about her constantly losing?

>>27482286
It 's inplied - most of Ooarai get really overcomfident about beating them at the start, much like the pravda battle except miho's less concerned about it.

>>27482286
Not so much that they contantly lose, but more that their choice in tanks just flat out doesn't stack up agains the contenders like kuro or pravda.

>>27481848
can they afford bikinis?

>>27482935
>will tonk for food

>>27482963
yea, that last OVA was kind of a bummer.
they sent on sale anchovy cans to the girls because they are so poor.
pretty pathetic.

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>>27481590
Better even.

Ichihachi and Yeager too.

>>27484289
wait... there are jetgirls too?

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>>27484302
Strike Witches.

Famous fighter aces as girls that fight aliens without pants on.

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>>27484302
Only 1 ever used a jet.

>>27482238
>Yukari's favorite
>7TP

COLOUR ME SURPRISED

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>>27484302
Strike Witches bub. Not as good as GUP in my opinion, but it's good for popcorn-esque entertainment and the oddly slavish devotion to mechanical detail.

Don't watch it around people to whom you'd be uncomfortable explaining 14-year old panty shots...