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>>27433908
The CYOA I've based this off.

>>27433908
>Not choosing Jin

Angel what the fuck are you doing?

>>27433908

>Hourglass (Soph)

>>27433908

Feather. Because the Roc's Feather is the best Zelda item.

>>27433954
>>27433958
>>27433970
I think first to three would be a good way to pick.

>>27433954

>not choosing based Soph

Flame (Jin)

>>27433908
>>Hourglass (Soph)
of course.

>>27434006
>>27433954
Two for Jin.

>>27433958
>>27434019
Two for Soph

>>27433986
Not really counting this, as it's not linked to the OP or a clear vote.

Next is the tie breaker.

>>27433908
>Hourglass (Soph)
misunderstood dark angel is a go.

To late to vote fore El? In that case, I pick Jin.

>>27434045
>>27433908

Hourglass (soph)

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>>27434049
There it is, the court of the Jin is chosen.

>>27433908
>>Hourglass (Soph)
Time powers are a go

>>27434049
>>27434072
>Hourglass (Soph)
>There it is, the court of the Jin is chosen.

wut?

>>27434072
...I'm not very clever. I meant Soph.

Write up for the choice incoming.

i read it as "Anal quest"

and i didnt hesitate even for a moment before clicking

>>27434132
>>>/FATAL/
Don't forget to roll for anal circumference.

>>27434132
I'm pretty sure there was one of those, but this is not it.

>>27433908
EL

OP, will we get to exterminate humanity here? With all the resistance that is to be expected from the flawed monkeys, of course.

>>27434198
Angels are generally more benign, and the other members of the courts might have something to say about it, but you can try.

>>27434203
Are we playing hard mode?

>>27434220
We'll see, won't we.

With tentative fingers, you reach down from your new height and grasp the hourglass. It’s cool beneath your fingers, and the sand in it suddenly starts to flow. Curiously, it denies gravity and continues to flow in the same direction, no matter which way you turn it. Glancing down again, you are not altogether surprised to see that the other items have vanished. You are somewhat more surprised to see that you new body has changed again. Where before your skin was pale white, now it resembles polished black marble. Your toga is an inky black, rimmed with glinting gold. You bring one hand up to your face and clench the perfect fingers in front of your eyes. They feel strong and look indestructible, as does the rest of your body. You know that this should be strange to you, that you should start telling yourself that it’s a dream or a fantasy. Yet somehow, you equally know that this is real, perhaps more real than anything that has ever happened to you before.

You struggle to think back, to recall why you are here. Blurry images, sounds, names and recollections swim through your mind. Yet they seem distant and unimportant, like your new status has shoved them aside. A part of you yearns to test your new body, but you feel that knowing who you were – are – is important.

>Name, job and location (must be in a city)
>Nothing too insane

>>27434239
>>Name, job and location (must be in a city)
>Thomas
>Physician
>Gotham.

>>27434239
Alexander Redgrave, special ops, whatever city

>>27434239

Sammy, Hairdresser, London.

>>27434239
Lucifer
CEO of something
New York

>>27434314
Like it except for one thing
>CEO of something
Should probably make it so that our whatever we run is failing hard so that we don't start out obscenely rich.

>>27434260
>>27434262
>>27434287
All possible, though Gotham will be changed to Chicago.

>>27434314
>Lucifer
No.

Someone back up one of the choices.

>>27434361
>No.
Well why not?

>>27434366
People are not named Lucifer. Common sense.

>>27434366
Do you know who else has that name?

>>27434239
Jonathon
Undertaker
Dont really care about the city. Wherever the qm knows well.

>>27434361
Anon, did you catch the reference? Removing Gotham from the suggestion turns it from 'awesome/dick' idea to generic and boring.

So I vote for Gotham to stay.

>>27434386
>Jonathon
>Undertaker
i liked this one best so far. make the city Chicago and its a go.

>>27434387
Yes I caught the reference, and Gotham can stay. There will be no superheroes though.

>>27434386
London then.

>>27434386

I like this. Maybe a city such as Detroit?

>>27434406
>London then.
Fine by me as i said.

>>27434415
>>27434408
>>27434405
Looks like Jonathan and Undertaker are good, though the city is in dispute.

First choice linked in is chosen.

>Chicago
>Detroit
>London

>>27434436
>>Detroit

Jonathan needs a last name. But i cant think of something fitting.

>>27434446
Jonathan Burns.

>>27434436

Detroit

>>27434440
Looks like that's where we are.

>>27434446
Not necessarily. With such difficulty recalling things, a last name might not be something you remember.

>>27434458
Though that's pretty good.

>>27434436
>>Detroit

Last name : Omar

>>27434463
>Not necessarily. With such difficulty recalling things, a last name might not be something you remember.
Lets go with just plain Jonathan then.

>>27434463
>Jonathan
Office worker
>(downtown) Detroit

You remember some things. Bodies, a lot of bodies. Were you a killer? The thought doesn’t strike you with the horror you feel it should. Somehow, you know that you would only have killed those whose time had come. But no, now it becomes clear. You were an undertaker, laying out the bodies of man, woman and child ready for their loved ones to bid them farewell. And your name was Jonathan. Hard as you try, you remember no significant other, no wife or lover. And this city is called Detroit. You moved here some years ago, and started funeral directory. Where you lived before that is too blurry to recall, but some details slip through. Grass, trees and fields. Somewhere far from the city, not that that is much of a clue.

As a gust of wind blows hard across the street, you feel it blow across a part of your body you have no memory of. Looking over your shoulder, you see a huge wing of midnight feathers. A series of blinking eyes regard you. Although they seem to be connected to your body, the eyes ignore your attempts to open and shut them, let alone to see through them. The wings are a different story. Now that you know they’re there, you can feel their weight and heft, as well as the muscle just waiting to be used. A glance at you arms and chest displays rippling muscles that any Greek god would be proud to own. So many new gifts, so little time. As you look at the hour glass that still sits in your hand, you see that the grains are still hissing through it. There seems to be no chance of it being filled, nor of the sand stopping.

>Look for a mirror to admire you new form in
>Try out your new muscles
>Test out flying
>Other. Specify.

>>27434607
>>Look for a mirror to admire you new form in
>>Try out your new muscles

Do both.

>>27434607

Let's explore Detroit a bit. We have the shapeshifting ability so why don't we try that out too while we're at it? Looking in a mirror or admiring yourself is something that can be done later.

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>>27434619

>>27434607
>Other. Specify.
Test out Step Between and 'splore

>>27434655
>>27434661
See, this is why I wondered about posting the CYOA. So far, you know nothing of your powers. You could spend a little time trying to sense if you can do anything new, but you don't have instant knowledge of your god-like powers. Other wise I would have mentioned them.

>>27434619
lets take a closer look to ourselves.

Do we have all the abilities in the cyoa image or should we gain them in time?

>>27434679
You did mention them when you posted the cyoa.

>>27434687
>>27434679
oh never mind then. i think its better this way by the way.
examine self like >>27434619 said for now.

>>27434679

Fair enough. How about then a look at yourself, then proceed to explore the area. It seems that perhaps we should look more into the place we previously called home.

So examine self in mirror, then look around?

>>27434764

sounds goodie

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>mfw my CYOA is now a quest

>>27434679
You probably should have cropped the abilities section.

Maybe just say they aren't the same and make up some, just use tha cups as an example.

>>27434794
I was wondering if the creator of this CYOA would turn up. If you don't like the idea, then I'll stop the quest. I simply thought the concept was so fantastic that I had to explore it a little more. It's a great CYOA, one of the best.

>>27434796
I was planning to do something similar, which is why I said that I based it on the CYOA.

>>27434829
Are we running Extreme Mode?

>>27434829
Meh, alter the abilities as you see fit. This is your quest, just be work your forward. Be ready to adapt the abilities as you move forward to balance the quest.

>>27434869
>just be work your forward.
I'm sorry, what?

Rolled 9

>>27434863
Or SPECIAL HIDDEN ALL KERAPHIM MUST DIE MODE?

>>27434882
i think he was trying to say you are free to alter the abilities as you see fit for the quest.

>>27434904
Og god i didnt see that. Holy balls we must play this.

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>>27434829
Nah, it's totally cool.

I can hardly complain about others using concepts that don't originate from them, after all.

Uh, the monster CYOA with the outsider and the slayer and that stuff is from me too. And the older one with the time agent and the spess police. So, to anyone that's ever by any chance wanted to run something on them, consider this my official stamp of approval.

>>27434904

C-can't we play Very Easy instead?

>>27434931
>>27434904
>>27434863
See
>>27434220
>>27434228

>>27434946
Why so weak anon?

The street before you is empty, which at first seems surprising. Then you remember that it’s the end of the autumn and extremely cold. When you think about it, you realise that you can feel the biting wind and icy air, it just doesn’t seem to bother you. Looking to your left, you see a car with invitingly reflective windows. You stride over to it, enjoying the increased step this body has. You look at the reflection of yourself and like what you see. An enchantingly romantic looking figure, with chiselled muscles, huge wings and a face that seems set in a permanent expression of melancholy. Ringlets of black hair fall over the black brow and there is a carefree, rumpled look to the toga. All in all, you make this look good.

The prospect of trying out these new wings is too enticing to resist, and you flap them experimentally. A powerful rush of air blows the dust and trash up into the air around you in answer to the movement. Without further ado, you kick off into the sky and begin to beat your wings hard. With barely any effort, you shoot upwards like an arrow. The wind rushes by your face with a roar, but you can feel that your hair has stayed in the same position as before. Looking down, you see the sprawl of the city below you. A few blocks north, you know your home is still waiting for you. A few to the south, the funeral directory awaits. Above you, the sky stretches on forever and ever.

>North
>South
>Up
>Other. Specify

>>27434904
Let's fucking DO this.

Rolled 16

>>27434998
Up

>>27434998
>Up
Lets find out if sky really is the limit.

>>27434998
>>South
Can humans see us?

>>27434998
South.

>>27435022
Oh yes.

Rolled 10

>>27434998
Lets go UP

>>27435028
>>27435022
South.

>>27435009
>>27435020
Up.

Next vote is the tie breaker.

>>27435068
Up Up and away

>>27435068
there it was>>27435062

>>27434882
Sorry, totally brainfarted there.

Meant this >>27434911

>>27435085
There was, didn't see it as it was posted almost exactly when mine was. The other post secures it though.

>>27435081
To infinity and beyond it is then.

>>27435100
It's all good.

...Dfaageltnhae. ANOTHER one?

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>>27435142
What?

>>27435142

If you don't like quest threads, use the filter instead of snarky comments like this. It's there for a reason. Simple.

>>27435175
>>27435187
I think he's referring to this being there being a couple angel related quests that started up very recently.

>>27435209
But there is only...one other?

>>27435209
Really?

>>27435209
>this being there being
Wow I'm retarded. Cut out the first "this being" for it to make sense.

>>27435209
Really, I hadn't noticed those. What are they like?

>>27435187
>>27435175
No, I meant that it's another angel quest.

Which surprises me. Cause usual /tg/ just lurvvvvs their misunderstood demons.

>>27435232
Go south but use our timepowers to disconnect ourselves from time making us effectively invisible.

>>27433908
hmm are you by chance the anon from the other angel quest?

>>27435293
No, that'd be me.

>>27435293
Nope, didn't know there were any others.

>>27435278
Sigh. See >>27434679

>>27435306
there is one and could possibly be another if this
>>27435300
anon ever decides to go with it.

Grinning, you work your wings harder and faster. You soar straight up towards the mountains of white cloud that line the sky, relishing the feeling of weightlessness. And you dart upwards, punching through the lair of vapour. Beads of water cling to your muscles as you level out above the clouds. It occurs to you that the rushing winds in your ears are blocking out all sounds that might possibly be up here. It occurs to you only moments before you realise that you might not be alone up here. Flicking a glance behind your back, you notice the plane that’s speeding towards you.

The winds, which before seemed unable to even ruffle your hair, now seem to be pushing you one way then the next. The sound of the engines is finally noticeable over the winds and you can see the terrified look in the pilot’s eyes. If comes closer and closer, and you feel yourself locked up in fear. As you struggle to move, the pilot is frantically screaming into the microphone attached to his dashboard. His lips are red and there is spittle spraying from his mouth, as he calls for help or maybe for you to move. Strange, the little details that come to a person in such a situation.

>Roll a d20

Rolled 19

>>27435378
Let's do it.

Rolled 2

>>27435378
GO

Rolled 2

>>27435378

>>27435388
Nice work an-

>>27435397
goddammit

so whats the dice system? best out of three?

>>27435495
Yes, so the 19 counts. 20s and 1s over ride the other rolls.

Hooray, we just edged out of having one of the shortest quests ever.

>>27435518
ok, nice. cant go wrong with that dice system.

Suddenly, you move. With an instinctual twitch, you let yourself drop down like a stone. Your head is now point at the ground, as you look up past your feet. The plane rushes past, missing by a few dozen metres. It seems as though it’s heading down though, which it wasn’t doing before. Now the nose seems to have angled straight for the ground, far below. As it plunges down through the cloud bank with reckless abandon, it becomes clear this is no controlled descent. For whatever reason, it is going into a nose dive straight for the floor. Then you feel something. You know, without a shadow of doubt, that someone in the plane has just died. It is as clear as the wings on your back. And it seems likely that the plane is falling because of it. Maybe the screaming, red lipped pilot had a heart attack? It’s not important. What’s important is the plane plummeting towards Detroit, quite possibly because of you.

It is easy, now that you seem to have regained control of your muscles, to fly down alongside the plane. Through the window you can see people panicking, though most are held in place by their safety belts. Some people are in free fall, almost floating inside the plane. The woman whose window you are looking through has her eyes shut, her hands clasped in prayer and is muttering into the air. Perhaps her prayers have been answered.

>How do you want to save the plane? Limited to strength and flight, for now.
>Do you want to save the plane, or let it drop?

>>27435657
Do we feel their time has come or..?

>>27435657
guide it towards a sparcley populated area like the gehto.

>>27435657
Save the plan, maybe we can give it a more controlled descent with badass angel muscle?

>>27435687
Everything you feel/know is in the post.

>>27435687
Given that we are the reason everyone is going to die?

Probably not.

Rolled 8

>>27435657
try and be the big darn hero
Save those fucks
try and keep the plane up, convince someone to fly it
Can we try fly the plane perhaps?

>>27435657
Meh, save it.

>>27435729
>>27435711
Two for trying to lift the plane.

>>27435710
One for aiming for a less populated area, limiting the casualties.

>>27435736
One who didn't read all of what was written.

>>27435657
go to the fron window, look at the alive pilot and point upwards. stay that way till he gets the plane straight.

>>27435657
Where the balls is his co-pilot?

>>27435757
Aim, i doubt we can carry a plane full of people and luggage.

>>27435757
We lift bro.

>>27435757
Lift the plane

>>27435761
divine intervention will make a hero out of this co-pilot.

>>27435768
You don't know.

>>27435780
>>27435794
Two for lifting.

>>27435777
One for aiming.

>>27435761
One for divine intervention.

Looks like we lift.

>Roll a d20

Rolled 7

>>27435817

>>27435817

Rolled 1

>>27435817
so we are super strong now.

Rolled 4

>>27435817

Rolled 9

>>27435817

>>27435837
And everyone dies.

>>27435837
Ouch. Unless the next roll is a 20, you're in trouble.

>>27435835
Try dice+1d20 next time.

Rolled 9

>>27435837
Bitches gonna die.

>>27435837
Ha, i knew we can't life for shit.
>>27435852
And it is made worse since we didn't direct it or try and contact the co-pilot.

Rolled 6

>>27435837
We fucking fucked

So, as a 1 was rolled in the first five, you critically fail at trying to lift the plane.

Rolled 8

Not a single roll above 9. Hahaha.

Rolled 1

>>27435907
And the streak continues.

>>27435907
>>27435916
You can stop rolling, only the first five can count.

Rolled 20

>>27435916
My fucking sides

>>27435924
WHERE WERE YOU BEFORE

>>27435936
Rolling a 4 or 9, not sure which.

Moving over to the wing, you reach out and grab it. Instead of passively holding pace with the plane, now you beat your wings to rise upwards. Instead of the whole plane coming to an abrupt halt, a chunk of the wing comes away in your hands. The rest of the plane is sent into a spin by the jerking effect of your grasping, so that now it looks more like it’s corkscrewing down and picking up even more speed. Undeterred, you zoom down to the nose of the plane. Placing both hands on the tip of the front, you once again beat your wings upwards. The tip of the plane crumples like a paper cup, pushing against you to flatten into the rest of the plane. You feel several more deaths, all from the plane. You also see that the plane is starting to come apart and sending debris spinning out into the air. Shards of metal, several metres long, slice out into space above the city, before resuming their journey downwards. The problem seems only to have gotten worse.

>Roll a d20 to try and access your powers.

Rolled 15

>>27436020
Bitches gonna die.

Rolled 14

>>27436020

Rolled 15

>>27436020

Rolled 1

>>27436020
We can't possibly fail twice!

>>27436020
Holy shit, angel with super strength but none of the other associated powers?

Or is this super strength in a world not capable of dealing with said strength?

Rolled 17

>>27436020
nat 20

>>27436043
So 5 rolls. Noice.

Rolled 17

>>27436043
>>27436020
Oh fuck off

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Dice. What are you doing. Dice. Stahp

>>27436043
it is first 5 rolls and guess who is in the first 5?

If we end up leveling Detroit, I can only count this as critical success.

Rolled 11

>>27436043
THIS IS BLEACH QUEST ALL OVER AGAIN

>>27436043
The irony. It was looking so hopeful for a moment there.

So, you critically fail to access your powers, with some nasty results.

>>27436080
Have you not read the sticky on the front page?

I warned you guys about lifting too much and you see what happens.

The celestial bureau is laughing at us. Or horrified. Or both.

>>27436205
Within 5 minutes of becoming an angel we manage to level a city. We aren't very good at this.

> lurking
>>27436043
You DON'T challenge the RNG.
Wrap your head around that, it'll be less painful in the long run.

>>27436237
>we are the reason that the other angels dislike Soph

>>27436237
Or maybe it's the opposite and we're very good at this.

>>27436251
So far I've rolled twice and they've both been 1's. I was sort of expecting it.

>>27436251
wait so are both anons that were in the last angel quest in this thread.

>>27436278
na the first nat 1 was me.(while in an other thread i rolled decent)

>>27436292

These two.

>>27435916
>>27436043

>>27436282
>last angel quest
Which one? How was it?

>>27436300
well i didn't see that other nat1.

>>27436310
it was pretty good, around the end an anon said he might make one soon, but he hadn't yet and cherub might have weird luck here.(its still a fun quest)
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27386604/

Is anyone here?

>>27436451
Yo. Just waiting on OP to figure out a situation spectacular enough for this failure.

Something tells you that you can fix this. That all you have to do is concentrate. You are hovering, keeping pace with the plane and starting into the window. Inside, people are shrieking even more, too busy staring and gesticulating at the crushed cabin to notice the angel at the window. You close your eyes to them and begin to concentrate on your other senses. Somehow, you can sense the deaths of the people inside. If you try hard, you can bring up an image of the person who died. But it’s the living you are worried about, so you try to concentrate on those who are still alive. A sense of power starts to build, faster and faster, deep inside your chest. You feel it rise and rise, before burning behind your eyes. With a sigh of relief, you open your eyes and release the power. A flash of light leaves passes across your vision and through the plastic glass of the window. As it washes over the humans inside, they become still. You sense some of them die, while others simply seem to stop moving. Then it becomes hard to see at all, as the lights inside the plane die simultaneously.

Everything you have tried has made things worse. You are used to death, but not to causing it. You know this should be a horrifying experience, and that you should be trying to claw your own eyes out for what you’ve just done. Instead, you feel intrigued by this ability to cause death. Perhaps you have more powers? As that thought arrives in your mind, you realise that this plane has completely distracted you from your new body. You feel almost blasé about flying already, and what you just did seems like nothing compared to what you can obviously do with your hands. Maybe a little trip outside the city is in order, to discover what you can do.

>The plane hasn't hit the ground, it will in seconds. You could try saving it again, though most of the people in the plane are dead.
>You could leave the city and try to find out more about your abilities.
>You could go to your house or work.

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>>27436043

Sorry about the wait guys, I got a phone call and I can't type with one hand.

>>27436474
>>You could leave the city and try to find out more about your abilities.
No one can say we didn't try.

>>27436474
>>The plane hasn't hit the ground, it will in seconds. You could try saving it again, though most of the people in the plane are dead.
We have to atleast make sure it doesn't hit a populated area.

>>27436474
>>The plane hasn't hit the ground, it will in seconds. You could try saving it again, though most of the people in the plane are dead.
They're going to die if we do nothing, may as well try for saving the last couple.

Also,
>Try to use mysterious angel powers to save people from plane crash
>Death energy pulse
top fucking lel

>>27436474
make sure the plane doesnt fall in a populated area.

>>27436474
Let's just leave the plane before we somehow make things even worse.

>You could leave the city and try to find out more about your abilities.

>>27436524
>>27436520
>>27436525
These

>>27436551
>>27436525
>>27436524
>>27436520
Four for trying to get the plane away from the city.

>>27436496
>>27436537
Two for stop touching shit.

Looks like we'll be trying again.

I'm almost afraid to say it, but...

>Roll a d20

Rolled 1

>>27436597
Johnathan: Herald of the End of Detroit

Rolled 4

>>27436597
No worries, i have cometh!

Rolled 1

>>27436597
Can't get any worse, r-right guys?

Rolled 2

>>27436616
HAHAHAHAHA.
>>27436597

Rolled 9

>>27436616
This isn't even funny anymore.

Dice to the rescue!

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Rolled 13

>>27436616

Rolled 4

>>27436597
Here we go again.

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Rolled 4

>>27436616
>>27436625
THIS FUCKING QUEST HOLY SHIT

>>27436616
>>27436625
>>27436632
Dear god...

Rolled 3

>>27436616
YEEESSSSSSSSSS
We clearly crashed the plane into a skyscraper, causing the worst terrorist attack since 9/11

Rolled 6

>>27436616
>>27436625
AHAHAHAHA

>>27436625
You didn't listen.
They never listen.

>>27436347
>it was pretty good
Whoa thanks.

>>27436282
Looks like it.

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>>27436616
>>27436625
absolutely disgusting!

Rolled 5

>>27436597
Time to redeem these rolls.

Nat 20 coming up.

>>27436639
I think we just caused what will be viewed as the worst terrorist attack since 9/11. Maybe worse.

If this doesn't cause MASSIVE shits with the humans, I am surprise. Hell, we probably just got and angelic hitsquad set on us.

Rolled 6

>>27436597

Rolled 16

So far 5 1s vs 1 20s.

Rolled 8

>>27436668
So instead we become a fallen angel, it might have thrown us off the rails alot but i like it.

>>27436668
It reminds me of the plane crash from breaking bad, but whatever. Rest assured, bad things come of three ones in a row.

Rolled 1

>>27436597

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>>27436696

Rolled 10

>>27436696
>>27436682
6 v 1
Shit's fucked up

Rolled 20

>>27436696
why didn't you roll earlier anon?

>>27436692
Do we now get special powers of fail, creating a fail aura causing all around us, including us to fail horribly constantly?

Rolled 5

>>27436713
Why didn't YOU roll earlier

>>27436713
>>27436711
>>27436696
Stop rolling please.

>>27436719
No, but I'm thinking of inverting the dice so that 1s are success and 20s are fails.

>>27436713
YOU SHOULD HAVE SAVED IT FOR LATER

Either way, it's 6 v 2

Rolled 3

>>27436713
Well done anon, hopefully here's another one to back you up!

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>>27436713
I can't breath.

>>27436729
>Suddenly nothing but 20s

Thanks guys, had a laugh. I told you to stop doing shit.

>>27436729
Nah, roll with the punches. Would be funny to see how badly we can mess this up. Also see this a exercise on writing comedic tragedy.

>>27436759
That should be an exercise not a exercise

>>27436729
I suggest this event turns us into a fallen angel.

>>27436775
I see what you did there

>>27436775
Just as planned.

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>"I got this guys! Just one more d20 and I can save the plane!!!!"

Sorry guys, update is coming. Computer problems, but it looks like they're resolved now.

I leave for an hour and a half and you guys have managed to kill like 100 people.

Did we anger god or something?

>>27436989
>implying you could have stopped it

>>27436989
Don't forgot we blew the plane into hundreds of pieces which are going to level Detroit.

>>27436997
well he could have laughed with us when we were suffering.

>>27436989
>100 people
its atleast 150 and can be up to 250.

Our Soph buds are just going to be speechless.
How can one person fuck up so spectacularly in 5 minutes?
I have a feeling, "I tried." probably isn't a good defense for those guys or they just wont give a fuck.

With a final roar of effort, you slam your obsidian bulk into the side of the plane. Those inside are clearly beyond help, but perhaps you can save the countless lives that will be lost if the air craft crashes into the city. Considering your contribution so far, you have to at least try. As you push against the plane, you feel the metal bend slightly as it gives way. You will it to hold, desperately praying to whatever god might be out there that it doesn’t shatter and leave you flying through with a small piece of the plane in your hands. It seems like someone heard you, as the plane starts to yield to you and be pushed. You pick up speed quickly and you finally feel the flush of success. You look into the window of the plane and try to make out the details of those inside. The people that you can see are dead, thanks to the strange light that you created. Then you see something through the opposite window, something coming up fast. It almost looks like a ruined plane. Then it hits you, figuratively speaking. It’s your reflection in the side of a skyscraper. Then you hit it, literally speaking.

>Cont.

>>27437155
>perhaps you can save the countless lives that will be lost if the air craft crashes into the city.

What's the worst that could happen?

>>27437155
I can't breath cherub.

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>>27437155
The ride never ends.

>>27437155
>Skyscraper
Fuck yeah, new war on terror is a go.

At least it's night time right? Shouldn't be too many people in the tower.

>>27437200
>Skyscraper falls
>Crushes densely populated apartment complex.

>>27437200
No, it's broad day light.

>>27437200
doesn't say and knowing our luck it is and it is around noon.

>>27437222
This actually makes me want our city to have been New York, just from the sheer coincidence of our bad luck.

The plane impacts against the building with an ear drum shattering cacophony, followed shortly by a colossal explosion. Half the build is torn clean off, shattering like a sand castle hit by a rock. Flames billow out and white hot lumps of metal and glass shower down towards the ground. People below at least have time to scream before the debris hits them. Those inside the building had no such luxury. From the middle of the inferno, you shoot out like a cannon ball. The pain is unimaginable, and burning jet fuel clings your skin and hair. As you plummet downwards, you realise this isn’t the only tall building around. Your back smashes from the glass of another skyscraper, and you go through several floors before bouncing once and crashing to a halt. As you lie amongst shattered desks, smoking rubble and half a dozen bodies, you begin to wonder why exactly you were given these powers in the first place.

Flames still flicker on your chest, and probably would have done for some time. Except someone aimed a fire extinguisher at your prone form and doused you with white material. Under its smothering influence, the flames die out and you feel the heat around you begin to dissipate. For some time, you simply lie in the evidence of your failure and contemplate what would happen if you simply refuse to move any more. Eventually, you decide that sulking isn’t helping anyone. You briefly consider trying to join in with the rescue crews that are doubtless arriving, but decide against it. Instead, you sit up and brush some of the shattered concrete and mangled humans off your chest. You also try to see who it was that put out your fire.

>Cont.

>>27437155
>Try to save the people in the skyscraper.

And thats how Detroit was detroyed overnight. People found out about the existence of the angels and a war that has been going on for years and cost billions of life has begun.

>>27437250
Surely it can't get worse now! We can only go up from here, right?

>>27437265
testing luck

>>27437155
Dealing with all those souls afterwords is going to be fun.

"IT WAS MEANT TO BE, YOU'RE SINFUL QUESTIONING OF FATE HAS DAMNED YOU AND ANYONE ELSE WHO HARBORS SUSPICION TO THE FIRES OF HELL!."

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The dice hate Detroit.

Now, imagine if this had been in London. Big Ben would now be a pile of clockwork and rubble.

>>27437303
Instead we picked the blackest angel possible.

And put him in Detroit. Yeah.

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>>27437287
Who doesn't hate Detroit.

>>27437287
Can't say I blame them.

>>27437317
well shit i didn't notice that little bar at the bottom.

>>27437250
"LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE, MY ACTIONS KILLED A WHOLE LOT A BLACK PEOPLE!"

"ALSO I'M GOING TO MAKE SO MUCH MONEY OF THIS."

>>27437342
>"ALSO I'M GOING TO MAKE SO MUCH MONEY OF THIS."
How?

>>27437355
We're an undertaker dude, assuming we don't just stand around as a glorious biblical horror all day.

>>27437379
>implying there will be a damn thing to bury
>implying people will want a huge, marble skinned angel as their undertaker

>>27437399
>marble skinned
I thought Sophs were black?

>>27437405
There's black marble.

>>27437424
When you don't specify and only say "marble", it is assumed that you mean white.

>>27437399
Wasn't there something about being able to change our form to that of a human?

Oh, right, CYOA said that I think.

Nevermind.

>>27437441
No worries, I'm sure shapeshifting will be accessible eventually. If we don't burn the world with the next roll.

>>27437440
Fair enough.

>>27437250
We should probably just ride a bike now.

Never know when a pilot with a heart condition is going to freak the fuck out.

You see a tall, terrified woman in a business suit. She still has the red fire extinguisher in her hands, but looks like she’s holding between her and you as some form of shield. As you rise to your feet, she lets out a scared squeak and starts to back away. You know what you must look like and are frankly impressed that she was brave enough to try and put the fire out in the first place. You stride past her to the side of the building and look out at your handiwork. It is eerily reminiscent of the twin towers, after the crashes. The top half of one of the skylines most prominent building has been removed and deposited on the streets below. Smoke is pouring of the top of the building and out into the air. It must be impossible to miss from anywhere in the city. You run a hand through your hair and find it impossible to miss the lump of dusty flesh that drops out. Nice going Jonathan old boy, you think yourself.

From behind you, someone clears their throat. “Excuse me, mister angel, but you seem to be bleeding light” says a voice. You turn around to see the woman, with a far less scared look, pointing at your leg. Looking down, you see that it’s true. Your leg has cracked, like an aged marble statue, and a sort of fog made of light was issuing from the flaw.

>Fly away
>Talk to the woman
>Try and use your angel powers
>Other. Specify.

>>27437485
>>Try and use your angel powers
It has never failed us.

>>27437485
>Talk to the woman
"That's...new..."
>Other. Specify.
Examine leg light.

Rolled 8

>>27437485
>Talk to the woman
>Try and use your angel powers
Whats the worse that could happen.

>>27437485
"Huh."
"Thanks."
"You should probably evacuate or something."
Just set there and mutter to ourselves while looking at the destruction.
"God's gonna be pissed"

>>27437485
No fucking angel powers.

>>27437511
1s inbound

>>27437539
I'm gonna agree with this guy. No more testing out our powers until we find a nice quiet patch of empty desert.

Rolled 3

>>27437539
>>27437522
More like we became fallen angels.

>>27437559
Preferably one that's already radioactive.

Rolled 8

>>27437559
What are you, scared?
We can only go up from here!

>>27437510
>>27437511
>>27437522
Talking seems popular.

>>27437559
>>27437542
>>27437539
Three for no powers.

>>27437511
>>27437494
>>27437560
Three for powers.

Someone break the tie, but you have to specify what you want to try and do with your powers if that's what you choose.

>>27437597
no powers for now.

>>27437485

"Oh, uh... Fear Not female human for I am a benevolent angel!"

Rolled 13

>>27437597
Powers.

>>27437597
Powers to shapeshift into human form.

>>27437615
Pretty sure you've already voted, dude who leaves his dice on for some reason.

>>27437597

Power. Shapeshift into a moth and flutter away. Moths are associated with death right?

>>27437634
tie breaker and there is a second person with dice that posted.

>>27437610
As this is first, we'll go with this.

>>27437615
>but you have to specify what you want to try and do with your powers if that's what you choose.
There is a reason I write these things.


What do you want to say? Roughly.

Back up one of these if you want.
>>27437510
>>27437522
>>27437612

>>27437691
Backing >>27437510

>>27437522
>>27437691
Yeah my bad i didn't read it all till after i pressed submit and this is my choice.

>>27437691
"You see something new everyday! Thanks for pointing that out. You should try and flee, it is not yet your time but that doesnt mean you are safe. A lot of people have died before their time is due today."

>>27437763
We don't really know it's not her time.

Maybe mass slaughter is expected when angels awaken?

>>27437789
We didnt feel its her time so i assume its not her time.

Rolled 6

>>27437714
>>27437748
As these two have support, I'll roll between them, 1-3 for the one ending in four and 4-6 for the other.

>inb4 roll 1

>>27437691

I'd like to fit a "Fear not!" somewhere in our conversation, whether it's the first thing we say or something we remember in the middle.

>>27437821
>>27437522
To clarify, it'll be this one.

>>27437827
I can work with that.

Thread archived

Huh, that’s not something you see every day, and I should thank her for the whole fire extinguisher thing, you think. Wait, no, that’s not very angelic. Let’s try and be a little biblical. I remember some of Shakespeare from school.

“Fear not mortal, I mean you no harm! You should probably evacuate the building. Errrh, I meanest to say, thou shouldeth evacuteth the building... eth” You try to strike a pose that might be associated with a great and powerful angel, rather than someone who just played lumberjack with a plane and a building. Instead of looking awed, she raises one eyebrow.

“How about no? You’re about as much of an angel as I am, and I once threatened to throw someone out of a window for drinking the last of the coffee. Angels are supposed to be perfect and heavenly, not covered in bits of people and chunks of the building they destroyed” Boldly stepping forward, she reaches out to touch the substance leaking from your leg.

>Stop her
>Let her
>Respond. Specify.
>Other. Specify.

>>27438032

>Respond. Specify.

"Fuck you, it's my first day!"

>>27438032
>>Let her
>>Respond. Specify.
fuck you its my first day,

>>27437964
I don't know why people throw in random tags when they archive things that are never going to be used in a constructive fashion. There are plenty of quests with more tags than participants.

Granted it's not as bad in this case, but still, it's something I'm unreasonably bothered by.

>>27438032
We are not very imposing, apparently. Can't an angel catch a break?

>>27438032
>Stop her
"I suggest against that. I certainly am not perfect but i still am an angel, and its generally a bad idea to touch things leaking out of an angel."

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>>27438032
>Other. Specify.
pic related.

I find it funny that this thread has gotten some pretty bad rolls, and then there is another quest that is basically empty getting great rolls.

>>27438032
Well, its my first day, and you probably shouldn't touch that. Might make you keel over.

Seems to be all I can do really.

>>27438032
>Stop her

>>27438139
>>27438119
>>27438086
So stop her then.

>>27438119
>>27438086
>>27438051
Mention that it's your first day, and that you really are an angel?

>>27438139
By moving away. We just tested our muscles and totaled an airplane. Superman got retconned into training for years. We have been an angel for less than 30 minutes. Also angel blood might attract our enemies.

>>27438181
>Mention that it's your first day, and that you really are an angel?
If we can manage to be less hammy about it

>>27438181
Fuck do we even know we're an angel?

>>27438181

Yep. The "fuck you" is vital, be sure to include it.