Let's not.

>>27424946
He moons the Emprah and is summarily annihilated.

>"Ah may not be a... Smart man. B-but I know whut Heresy... Is."

- Guardsman Forrester Gump just prior to executing the Arch Heretic of Lavinos IV

Pfft, please. He's neurologically damaged and unfit for anythign but the most menial and mindless tasks usually reserved for servitors. He was made a High Lord of Terra decades ago.

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An unusually smart Ogryn.

Through dumb luck he ends up being a decorated commissar.

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>>27425212

>>27424946
>Hey, Commissar Dan, soylens viridians

>>27425212
Social satire of a fictional society

I like it

He ends up as the planetary governor of an aqua-agri world. Primary export is the native shellfish.

So... his attitude would be somewhat akin to Jurgens then? Utter obedience to authority and belief that his superiors know what they are doing?

By the end of the film he's established a thriving Rogue Trader Dynasty (operated by Commissar Dan)

And he would be a Catachan, which would explain why they actually have black people in the division...its fuckin perfect.

Big, fast, but dumb as a stump. Completely immune to Chaos, heresy and psyker abilities

In love with a bad news Lady Inquisitor, he joins the Imperial Guard to impress her.

Teams up with Commissar Dan

Then I met the Emperor, again.

>>27425495
Commissar Dan got magic legs.

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>>27425209

what if he was a psyker?

>>27425601
Well he certainly has the willpower.

>>27424946

Dumb and loyal, perfect front line guardsman.

>>27425359
Fictional society that is itself a satirical metaphor for an existing society.

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It would be... Glorious.

>"A small mind is easily filled with faith."

Gump is not a perfect soldier, but he is an excellent tool. His loyalty to his fellow man, and simplistic devotion to The Emperor make him a highly sought member of an Inquisitorial Retinue.

There is also one trait that Gump seems to possess in great quantities. Luck.

>>27424946
What is Jurgen.

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>>27425495
>>27425542

>>27425811
>Jurgen
>not a genius

He has discovered the perfect job and is content where he is

>>27425797
That brings up an interesting question. Is sheer, dumb luck considered heresy/daemon magic in 40k?

>>27425654
I can't think of what society you mean

He meet Saint Lennon before his martyrium. On an other note martyrium their is actually a Bubba Gump Shrimp Company.

That day, for no particular reason, I decided to go for a little purge. So I purged to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I’d purge to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I’d just purge across Hive City Verdarch. And I figured, since I purged this far, maybe I’d just purge the whole hive world. And that’s what I did. I purged clear across the planet. For no particular reason I just kept on purging. I purged clear to the ground level. And when I got there, I figured, since I’d gone this far, I might as well turn around, just keep on purging. When I got to the upper hive, I figured, since I’d gone this far, I might as well just turn back, keep right on purging.

>>27425861

Usually it is seen as a sign of The Emperors grace. If he protects the foolish and weak from harm with apparent ease, what should the strong have to fear?

>inb4: he accidentally discovers powerful archeotech STC and speeds up it's sanctification tremendously

.....


so a normal guardsmen?

>>27425861
If they are loyal it's the blessing the of Emperor, not luck.

>>27425884
I'd read about Guardsman Gump just killing his way through everything on a planet

>Commissar: Gump! What's your sole purpose in the Imperial Guard?
Guardsman Gump: To do whatever you tell me, Commissar!
>Commissar: God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted by the Emperor, Private Gump. Listen up, people...


Guardsman Gump: [narrates] Now for some reason I fit in the Guard like one of them round pegs. It's not really hard. You just make your bed real neat and remember to stand up straight and always answer every question with "Yes, Commissar."

>Commissar: ...Is that clear?
Forrest Gump: Yes, Commissar!

>>27424946
>"And I met the God-Emperor, AGAIN."

>>27425884

He's like the Redeemer, except a little more lovable on a personal level.

>>27425868
Yes, it's a shitty restaurant in the Mall of America that nobody who actually lives here understands why it's still open, no one ever eats there.

>>27424946
Well, time to go watch this movie, Again.

Guardsman Gump: Commissar Dan, I got you some ice cream.
>[voice wavering]
Guardsman Gump: Commissar Dan, ice cream.

[Guardsman Gump has finished assembling his rifle]
Guardsman Gump: DONE, Commissar!
>Commissar: GUUUUUUMP! Why did you put that weapon together so quickly, Gump?
Guardsman Gump: [confused] You told me to, Commissar?
>Commissar: Emperor's Blood!
[looks at stopwatch]
>Commissar: This is a new company record! If it wouldn't be such a waste of a damn-fine Guardsman I'd recommend you for Senior Command! You are gonna be a general someday, Gump, now disassemble your weapon and continue!

>>27425399
You ain't got no legs lieutenant dan.
> I TOLD YOU I'M A GOD DAMN COMMISAR!

Now for a more depressing one...

>Commissar Daniel Taylor: That's what all these cripples down at the VA talk about: Saint this and Saint that, have I prayed to the Saints yet? They even had a priest come and talk to me. He said the Emperor is listening and if I spoke to him, I'd get to walk beside him in the Hall of Heroes. Did you hear what I said? WALK beside him in the Hall of Heroes! Well kiss my crippled ass. The Emperor is listening? What a crock of shit.

>>27425935
>I.Q. of 160
does anyone outside of, like, the Adeptus Mechanicus know what an I.Q. is?

>>27426108

Guardsmen are usually tested for physical and mental fitness in a rudimentary sort of way prior to conscription/volunteering.

A test of intelligence wouldn't be out of place in some recruitment centers.

"Oh, get your hands down. Do not salute me. There are tau pathfinders all around this area who'd love to grease an officer. I'm Comissar Daniel Taylor. Welcome to Fort Skull-Eagle."

>>27425974
>no one ever eats there
but the bucket of boat trash is delicious!

>>27426124

Actually, in most RL recruitment centers, they test your education and basic problem solving. It's a percentile grading system. Apparently, if you get 99, they really want you.

Source: When I was 15 in HS I took the test for fun. I got a 99.

>Settles down on a former Ork world to follow the dream of his dead friend: to farm squigs

But how would the Ping Pong stuff play out? They use it as a way to more peacefully draw a newly discovered human world into the fold of the Imperium?

>>27426153

The fact that the Pathfinders cannot pick out a Commissar from the rest of the men is astounding.

>>27426197
Vostroyans holding back on their tithe

>>27426124

HA! Volunteering.

>>27426208
He wears the standard regimental uniform because every commissar who doesn't gets a new orifice on their face.

>>27426232
Take that slur back you son of a grot

>>27426094
>The day you become a Rogue Trader is the day I become an Adeptus Astartes!"

>>27426208
Tau eyesight is notoriously poor

>>27426248

True, but I like it better my way. The Pathfinders only being able to pick the clearly distinct individual out of the crowd based on who salutes who.

>>27426197

Friendly competition between regiments?

So Asian themed regiment sends it's rep while the Catachans send Gump?

>Gump invents the sigil of the Adeptus Mechanicus by wiping his face on a techpriest's shirt

>>27426300
The Pathfinders didn't read up on Human Military uniforms. It's the only way they can spot the important ones.

>>27426302

Gump is clearly from a regular Imperial world.

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>>27426336

>Typical Tau squad leader in a devilfish.

>>27426292
"Comissar Dan, you got new legs and armor!"
"Power armor made of ceramite alloy. Like they use on the space marines."

>Heresy is as heresy does

>>27426320

Nah, it was the a noble house sigil or dynasty.

>Gump attends Farsight's speech about the Greater Good

>Guardsman Gump: We was always taking long walks, and we was always looking for a guy named "xenos".

>>27426340

Young Gump sat outside the porch of the old wooden hab. The walls creaked and the muffled moans of his mother and the Schola man could be heard but Gump sat there silent and immovable.

An hour later the man came out of the door wiping the sweat from his brow with the sleeves of his robe.

"Your mother cares a lot about your education son."

The young Gump looked up at the man and replied with the grunting he was forced to listen to for the past hour. Several days later he was off to the Schola Progenium.

>>27425937
>HOW DOES IT FEEL BEING A LEGENDARY WARRIOR?
>it feels like i really gotta pee
>AND YOU SHALL

forest gump = gunner jurgen

[Guardsman Gump referring to an STC]
Guardsman Gump: Commissar Dan and me found some kind of cogitator. Then later I got a vox from him, saying we don't have to worry about money no more. And I said, "That's good! One less thing."

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Wow, I made this thread and sort of puttered off to make Alfredo pasta. Nice going, /tg/, this is gold!

The sequence with Comissar Dan's ancestors dying in wars could go back to the Unification Wars.

Do...do they have boxes of chocolate in the 41st millennium?

>Gump walks in on a cultist stealing administratum documents at Watergate
>Ends the Damocles Gulf Crusade

>>27426496
Ollanius Pius is Dan's greagreat...uncle.

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>>27424946
>This entire thread

Fuck I wasn't prepared for these feels.
Time to watch this movie again. Just going to tell my roommate to stop cutting onions I swear m8...

>>27426517
Do you mean a tau cultist? uhh

>>27426429

so Gump got the emperor off the golden throne?

WE HAVE A NEW HERO OF THE IMPERIUM

>>27426514
>"I don't see why not."

>>27426540
Um

>IT rained alot.
>it rained down.
>it rained side ways.
>and sometimes...
>the rain came right up out of the ground.

Guardsmen Grump discussing the water deathworld he fought on during his first time out

>Heresy is like a box of chocolates, you never know who it's gonna get

Commissar Daniel Taylor: Have you found Saint Sabbat yet, Guardsmen Gump?

Guardsmen Gump: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for the Beati, sir.

War Boss Bubba: ANYWAY, like I waz sayin', squigs iz de squig ov everytin. Youz can barbecue itz, boil itz, broil itz, bake itz, saute itz. Dere's uh, squig-kabobs, squig-creole, squig gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. Der'z pineapple squig, lemon squig, coconut squig, pepper squig, squig soup, squig stew, squig salad, squig 'n taters, squig burger, squig samitch. Datz- datz 'bout it.

Guardsmen Gump: Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rockets.

>>27425863
Britain. The 40K setting is a metaphor for the United Kingdom, from a British point of view.

The High Lords of Terra is the British Parliament. Constantly making proclamations and orders while being completely isolated from the reality they're trying to legislate and ignorant of all but the most general information about 'their' people.

The emperor is the Royal Family. Stagnant, useless, but inspiring as a beacon to lead the people.

Orks are Australians, Irish, Chavs, and Americans. Boisterous noise-making savages that almost speak the same language but spend too much time obsessing over needless conflict, loud machines, guns, and brutality.

The Eldar are the rest of Europe. Ancient, full of history, culturally stagnant, and politically and militarily irrelevant.

The Nids are foreigners, constantly eating up resources.

Chaos is the former colonies that have gone independent, or the youthful rebellion against a failing and decaying system, depending on how you look at it.

Tau are the asian countries, finally growing up and making a name for themselves.

Were you under the impression that 40K was anything other than a colossal joke? One massive lump of dry British humor?

>>27425974
It's a shitty restaurant at Universal Studios in Orlando too.

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>>27427115

That's creepily accurate.

>>27427159
Did you make the mistake of think 40K was a serious setting?

It is, always has been, and always will be a dry British joke. Why would you ever think otherwise?

>>27427134
And Times Square as well.

>>27427115
I-
Wow.
Any and all interest lost.

Fuck the British.

I like /k/ too much to let them slag all of those crazy bastard's babies.

>>27424946
Why did they trust Gump with a rocket launcher?
Also that patch on his shoulder is lookin' mighty Mechanicus there...

>>27427115
>Orks are Australians, Irish, Chavs, and Americans. Boisterous noise-making savages that almost speak the same language but spend too much time obsessing over needless conflict, loud machines, guns, and brutality.

You nearly got them all right!

>>27427358
If you have a better interpretation, I'd like to hear it. As an American, I apparently don't have much room for thoughts in my head.

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>>27427354
>Why did they trust Gump with a rocket launcher?
Because he was a fucking good soldier. Won the Medal Of Honor, after all.

>Also that patch on his shoulder is lookin' mighty Mechanicus there...
That's the patch of the 9th Infantry Division

>>27426468
Explains how Dan got new legs. Because the Mechanicus would lavish them with gifts for returning an intact STC, no strings attached.

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>>27427388
Wat diz git here means iz dat we Amerikans are da best! FREEDOOOOOM!!

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>>27427354

Fat lot of good it would have done in Vietnam. How many tanks did the NVA field, five?

>>27427539
Rocket-propelled high explosives are never not useful

>>27427539
Can always use it against bunkers.

>>27427539
Fire that shit in a window and you blow up the whole house. Explosives are always relevant.

>>27427539
>bunkers
>soft vehicles
>PT-76s
>troop concentrations
>artillery pits

>How many tanks did the NVA field, five?
600

>>27425364
>Primary export not being 40k versions of the mantis and pistol shrimp

>>27427919
What do you think >native shellfish means?

>>27427892
>>27427858
>>27427837
>>27427583

F-fine! I-it's not like I was trying to be silly or anything...

>>27426411
Ok, now do the part were he talks about everyone and where they were from.

>>27425343
>Commissar Dan
I like where this is going.

>>27425935
This is actually reference in the Imperial Guard Codex on Nork the Ogryns page.

>Damn you Gump I was supposed to die for the Emperor like my commissar before me!

Guardsman Gump:
ws 3 bs 3 s 3 t 3 I 3 ld 10 a 2 w 2 sv 5+

Run Forwest, Ru-un!
Guardsman Gump may run an extra D6.
He must run the entire length of the roll.

Stupid Is As Stupid Does:
Guardsman Gump is immune to psycic powers and may not fail leadership tests.

I Was Shot In The buttocks:
Guardsman Gump may ignore wonds from the back on a roll of 3+

Your A God Damn Genious!
Guardsman Gump has +2 BS (making it BS5)

War Hero:
any members of the squad Guardsman Gump is attached to may return to combat the turn after suffering a wound. Guardsman Gump may not move, fire or assault in the following turn.

Jenny
Daemonette of Slaanesh who slowly falls ill to Nurgle in the end

>>27427919
You are a special type of stupid

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>>27428355
Holy shit this has me laughing for some reason.

What would his point cost be?

>>27428355
>>27428601

With the power to completely resurrect his squad every turn, he better be expensive.

>>27428601
Free if you bring a pound of cooked shrimp to share.

I honestly didn't think of that. Same as Marbo?
Glad it made you laugh, anon.
This thread itself has made my day. Even more than knocking off work before lunch.

Perhaps resurrect only once then? I do believe he gets shot in the buttocks after that. lol.

And yes, bringing shrimp to a game makes Guardsman Gump a free elite choice.

>>27426468
its an stc automated shrimp sheller

>>27428355
Eh make war hero so that it can revive only one model/x wounds a turn, and change I was Shot In The Buttocks to a 4++/feel no pain to represent stupid amounts of survival luck.

D6 wounds per turn? Or D3? And I like the FNP idea.

>>27426165
IQ was developed as a military testing criteria.

>>27425974
Lots of people were there when I was there, and that was when half the stores were closed and microsoft were giving away free xboxes to get you to buy their laptops because the economy had just tanked.

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>>27426165
United States Army only recruits people with 90 IQ and up.

United States Marines recruits people with 75 and up.

I don't know what the airforce minimum is but it is higher than the Army's.

>>27427539
>I know avout Vietnam

>>27427230
And Pier 39 in San Francisco

>>27426165
You know that means your mental age/chronological age right?

Having an "average" IQ at such a you age doesn't actually reflect that well.

I took an IQ test as a child and scored 170, Its not that impressive either because the test is so unreliable when so young because the smaller numbers leave a much larger degree of variabilty.

For instance the Standard deviation of an adults IQ test is about 15 points while its upwards of 30 for children and 20 for adolescence.

>>27427230
Pier 39 in San Francisco as well, I was there last weekend, didnt go in to eat there though

>>27427115
>The Eldar are the rest of Europe. Ancient, full of history, culturally stagnant, and politically and militarily irrelevant.
>>>/pol/

>>27429392
>United States Marines recruits people with 75 and up.

Really?Only 5 points above retarded?

You fucking idiots

below 85 is borderline and 70 is retarded. Average intelligence is always 100, its not a percentage system.

Jesus fuck, does anyone know how a bell curve works?

>70% of the population lies between 85 and 115 IQ
>95% between 70 and 130
>2.5% is around genius level intelligence (Mensa defines as 135 because the bell curve is too inclusive for them)
>another 2.5% lies below 70, which are effectively burdens of the state and considered aggressively retarded

There, a dummies guide to reading an IQ test

>>27428078
Stop doing the stutter bullshit it doesn't draw attention from how stupid your comment was

>>27428941

Really? Because MENSA was claiming inventing it. Along with the wheel, hygeine, modern medicine, and complaining about how nobody appreciates your genius.

>>27429542

It wasn't an IQ test. It was a test standardized for HS grads, yes.

You know what's better than an argument about IQ tests and their validity? Anything.

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>>27429735
I had a physics professor who was in MENSA once, told me he'd kill everyone in MENSA if he could for being gigantic dickwads.

>>27425212
Ogryn Gump?

He'd obviously be a blank. Not bright, but capable. Maybe has bad/good luck.

>>27429829
If Gump has bad luck, he has the best bad luck ever.

>>27429813
too late, read the thread

>>27429773

Being in MENSA is a surer sign you're an asshole than being in the LP. And I say this as someone who has been a member of both.

What if Gump was an ork?

>>27430061
"My boss aw'yas said, loife is loike a box 'o gits, neva' gunna kno' wat ye wat'cha get!"

>>27429392
The ASVAB makes no reference whatsoever to IQ. The minimum for any service is 31st percentile, and has a set of aptitude areas that are used to determine if you're qualified for a particular job.

Are Commissars even allowed to retire? I mean, I suppose getting your legs blown off would be a qualifier if anything was...

>>27432669
Cain sort of did.

Granted it was Retiring to a teaching position at a schola, but still.

>>27425861
It's a sign of the Emperor's favour, so it's pretty much the opposite of heresy.

Forrest Gump would be a holy man. Simple, loyal, exceptionally devoted and unquestioning to his Emperor and his fellow loyal citizens, and clearly blessed of the Emperor's favour.

>>27429392
I thought 75 was legally considered retarded.

>>27426370
Why did I laugh so hard?

Actually IQ was invented by a French guy to decide if you were retarded or not. In his version scoring above a 100 was literally meaningless, signifying only that you are not retarded.

>>27429392
85 is minimal score in all US Armed Forces

>>27432832
No, it's not,because, as I said before, the ASVAB is not an IQ test.

>>27427944
So actual shrimp with pistols then?

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>>27429672
>my face when I'm like 140

Gee, a whole lotta good it's doing for me while I slowly waste away on 4chan wallowing in self-doubt

>>27433217
>tfw Dunning-Krueger effect

>>27433217
I did lke 5-7 from 18 y.o. to my current 24, and my score varies from 127 to 132, and yeah, means fucking nothing.

>>27433217
Innate intelligence has nothing to do with practical ability. Especially when you take into account that autisim and high IQ scores often correlate.

That and the fact that IQ tests are complete garbage. The only thing the IQ test is an effective measure of is your ability to take IQ tests.

>Traitor Guardsmen Gump
But Abiddan You got no arms!

That feel when Forrest Gump actually has high strength, dexterity, wisdom, fortitude, and charisma.

Intelligence was his... "Gump stat".

>>27428078
Ironic shit posting is still shit posting.

>>27436623
>Hue

>>27436623
Carlos!

>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27424946/

Okay archived

FORREST GUMP, HIGH LORD OF TERRA

>>27430061
Would probably becomes a Nob. A particularly dumb and inoffensive (toward other orks) Nob. Never got assassinated because he never wanted to be the Boss, always do what others ask him to do.

>>27425974
The location here in charleston is pretty busy whenever I'm in that area but considering all the awesome fresh seafood here so many options

>>27436623
Glorious

>>27424946
Never seen this movie, is it good? Seems like one of those old movies people overrate all the time

>>27439606
its pretty awesome, and imagining him as a guardsman is also awesome
he is the perfect soldier

So how many Fate points does Guardsman Gump have?

>>27439606
It's basically a series of "retarded man is the best at everything in history" sequences.

In the book he goes to the moon.

Yes, it's still a good movie.

>>27439606
If you haven't seen that I can't even fathom what else you missed

>>27439694
Accidentally the best. He rarely succeeds on purpose. Except at running. He can do that very well.

what about grump as a planeswalker?

>>27440111
>Planeswalker
>Not planesrunner
I shiggy diggy do dah day

can someone think of a 40k version
of forrest gumps dad being in the KKK

>>27440160
He's in a version of the Imperial Cult that thinks humans with the wrong skin color are just as bad as / worse than abhumans.

>tfw named Forrest.
>tfw this movie was the inspiration for most of my childhood tormentors.

>>27431699
Yes, it doesn't reference IQ. But it correlates with it. (Heavily G-Loaded)

>>27440231
At least you weren't a "Donald"...

>>27440231
>>27440448
Don't even get me started with having the last name Stuart and being 5"3'.

>>27440111
Life is like a five color deck
you never know which type of mana you're gonna get

>>27440732
Words of wisom

>>27433915

That would be the height of hilarity, not only is there GUARDSMAN GUMP HERO OF THE IMPERIUM, but theres a polar opposite that causes so much confusion in the realm of the warp that Gods' and mortals alike are made dumbfounded

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>>27425212

>>27440484
>>27440448
>>27440231
My name is BUCK. We need to start a club.

>>27425268
got any more severan dominate stuff?

>>27441074
I was 6"5 when I finished that gives you an idea of the kind of names I had

>>27437680

Ron!

That wasn't me who made that btw. But my sides nontheless.

>>27428078
Welcome to /k-....oh wait I'm on /tg/.........regardless git out

>>27427115
where does Canada fall? We are actually quite cordial with the ol' mother nation.

>>27441639
>Canadian
>-na
>Cadian

>>27441639
Cadia = Canada.
Although we don't have many troops we actually have some of the best trained soldiers in the world. They actually say an average Canadian soldier is the equivalent of a navy seal, minus the extreme specialization. The Cadian's are viewed as the best in the imperium. Cadia is on the edge of the imperium holding the rebel chaos at bay. Canada is on the Edge of the British empire holding the rebellious Americans at bay, where they worship war-fare/weapons, money, knowledge, self-indulgence, or are slaves to their own illnesses. Also the entire planet of Cadia has the same environment as Canada, minus the ancient alien monoliths, although we do have totam poles. We also dont have purple eyes from staring at the abyss of chaos all day.

>>27441106
I'm afraid not. Enemies of the Imperium has a bunch of images, that would probably be the best place to look.

>>27426302

I love that mental image that the Catachans have such contempt for the other regiments that they send a goodamn retard as a representative.

Why?

Because they fucking can.

>>27428089
>Ok, now do the part were he talks about everyone and where they were from.

>There was Terra, from Amerigo Segundus; Cadia, she was from Armageddon; and Vostroya... well, I don't remember where Vostroya came from.

>>27442085
HA! I like it!

>>27439691

All of them.

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>>27436623
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT CARLOS

>>27441872
You are aware that the purple-eyed Cadians were all exterminated by the Word Bearers (in order to keep their heresy a secret) and the planet was resettled in M.32 following the first Black Crusade, aren't you?

Forrest gump is an eternally reincarnating soul.

He was the one who gave the Emperor the idea to reclaim the human race entirely by accident.

>>27425974
It used to be pretty good. You could get a ton of cheap food as a kid and it was great. At least in Hawaii

>>27440160

He was a Redemptionist

>>27428078
ahhh you're an idiot. It'd be endearing if we had less idiots in 4chan already.

>>27424946

The setting now makes slightly more sense.

He's Eldrad's half-eldar bastard child

>>27424946
This already happened. His name is Durkin.

"Commissar Dan was always on the look out for some guy named Harry C."

"There was Kasr, from Cadia. Carter, from Mars. Jung, from Catachan. And Vos... I dunno where Vos was from."

"Commissar Dan was always yelling 'Glory for the first man to die! CHARGE!' And so we did."

>>27451395
>Carter, from Mars
AH! I see what you did with that!

>>27424946

HE would do really well. Assuming you mean the book version where he is a genus at math and shit.

>Commissar Dan helped me invest my money in some techpriest's fruit company. What a techpriest is doing growing fruit, I don't know, but he must grow a lot of it.

>Lord Paramount Gump explaining part of his his enormous furtune

>>27427115
Okay but who are the Necrons?

>>27458982
Egyptian-terminator-tomb kings in SPHESS what did you think they were?

>>27429773
I had a computer science professor who said something very similar.

>>27432669
If they get so old that not even juvinat treatments can keep them in fighting condition, then yeah they retire.