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>Basil
Hmm... let me think. That might be a good investment. If I get something like that, it might boost-

>Valencia
Are you talking to yourself?

>Basil
Hey, you made it! Here, have a seat.

>Valencia
You shouldn't talk to yourself in public. People will think you're trying to get attention. Or that you're retarded.

>Basil
I know. I've grown to accept that. So come on, have a seat! We're celebrating.

>Valencia
Really? It's only one win...

>Basil
Exactly, we're undefeated! Waiter, over here! My partner and I will be having your finest Rostock first flush tea infused with blackcurrant. And my Homunculi here will have a glass of tap water.

>Valencia
Hmm... you sure know your tea.

>Basil
I know, right? I'm bourgeois as fuck.

>Valencia
...

>Basil
Now then, this isn't just a celebration, it's also a tactical strategic planning session.

>Valencia
Oh, planning for what exactly?

>Basil
How we're going to train Violet, of course!

>Valencia
Ah, right. Any ideas?

>Basil
I don't know, you tell me. From now on I'll be leaving the majority of the training in your hands

>[Please select one activity for each of the four weeks. For each week you may pick either a Job, which gives you money, or one type of training]

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>Valencia
Hmm. How much money do we still have remaining?

>Basil
We have 950g. Oh, well... 900g, after I pay for this tea and cake.

>Valencia
That's not much... after we make a little money we might want to look into some training equipment to help make our training more effective?

>Basil
I guess. It's up to you.

>Valencia
Also, if we want to stay competitive, we'll need to enter at least one fight each month. But we have a few different venues to choose from, correct?

>Basil
Yep. They're all pretty different. An underground fight would give us a lot of money. An arena fight would increase our fame the most. And a tavern fight might be the safest though...

>Valencia
Hmm, is it true that in underground fights you don't learn the identity of your opponent until the night of the fight?

>Basil
Yup. We wouldn't have any time to research our opponents' weaknesses.

>Valencia
It's a tough decision... I'll think on it.

>[Please select one of the three dueling venues]

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Be warned, op likes to samefag controversy against himself. He probably misarchived his own thread too.

>>27292097
>implying you're not Homu

>>27291961
Tavern, HP, Blacksmith, new technique
>>27291977
Tavern.

Also, offer Violet some of our tea.

>>27292158
>implying I implied that

>>27292167
>offer Violet some of our tea.
Don't do this. It might think its people.

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>Valencia
...

>Basil
Lemme guess, you have something to say?

>Valencia
Mmm... I was just wondering if we've figured out anything else about Violet's past?

>Basil
Not really. Tell her what you told me, Violet.

>Violet
...

>Basil
...

>Valencia
...

>Violet
...

>Basil
...

>Valencia
...um?

>Basil
Sorry, you need to be really specific with her. Okay, lets try this again. Violet, tell Valencia about your earliest memories.

>Violet
Yes sir. I was in a dark room. There were many other Homunculi who looked just like me. One day men came and carried all of the other Homunculi out, except for me. They put clothes on me and took me to the market. That's where I was sold.

>Basil
Any ideas, Val?

>Valencia
Don't call me that. but yes, I do. Even for skilled magi, custom-made Homunculi typically take multiple attempts to get them right. This creates several copies that are deficient, either physically...

>Violet
[licks spoon]

>Valencia
...or mentally. Usually these copies are just liquidated, but sometimes if they are still usable, they'll be sold at a discount.

>Basil
Wait, you're saying they sold me a lemon? Goddammit! Never trust a gypsy.

>Valencia
Well, this might end up working in our favor. It seems like she knows a bit about Dueling. maybe she was originally designed to compete in duels?

>Basil
Or maybe she's designed to be a garbage sweeper, we don't know

>Valencia
No, we don't know...

Will the real Homu please stand up

>>27292201
She kinda does look like people to me.

>>27292225
>kinda looks like people
So does a barbie doll, but that doesn't mean its anything more than a toy.

>>27292209
Tavern, we are still beginner.

Will the real trip Homu please stand up?
Will the real trip Homu please stand up

Y'all act like you've never seen a samefag before
Like Ego, like Mistress just burst through the door
And started a shitstorm worse than before (AARGGH)
It's the return of the, "Fuck damnit, really"
"This writefag isn't rapping, is he?"

And HPQuest said...
Nothing you idiots, he's gone, hiding in his basement
All the neckbears love Homu
"Samefag faggot, I'm sick of him, look at him
Going around posting 'loli wut do'
And that 'Do you mean loli fight club?' poo"
"Yeah, but it's so fun though"

So what I've got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But it's no worse than what's going on with them waifus
And delicate descriptions of some sideboobs
My bum is in your thread
My bum is in your thread
Come on, whore, its just like giving head
If I'm lucky this is the presence of idiots
To show all /tg/ what quest generals is
And expect them not to think we're shits
Of course they knew by the fourth thread
They see it in the catalog every day

Well, we're all shit posters, some of us boasting
As if we're to our hype toasting
But if we can boast, shitpost, and make some flames roast (FUCK!)
There's no reason I can't samefag when I post
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antitode
Fa/tg/uys, stay your assmad groans, but the sing the chorus and it goes

I'm the Homu, yes I'm the real Homo
All you other fake Homus are simply just posing
So won't the real trip Homu please stand up
Please stand up,
Please stand up

>>27292247
Doesn't mean we can't be nice with our toys, even if we ARE throwing them into fights they may or may not want to be thrown in.

>>27292212
You mean the real samefag scum?

>>27292291
And if we treat it like its feelings or opinions matter, it might start thinking. And then it might start thinking it has a choice in fighting for our amusement. Give it nothing, and it expects nothing. Simple as that.

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>>27292167
>>27292251
>Basil
So it's decided then? We'll be fighting our opponent at the Tavern?

>Valencia
Yes. That's what I would suggest. We're still beginners here. No sense in risking it.

>Basil
Aw man, I kind of wanted to do some some underground streetfighter shit.

>Valencia
Tough cookies.

>Basil
Oh well. So any ideas for the rest of the training for the month?

>Valencia
Hmm...

>>27292352
Goddammit Homu, quit taking so long. This is why no one likes you.

>>27292373
Bullshit, we like homu
We just hate his huge breaks

>>27292352
Training Mag and Str are the most important, I think as it lets us do the one-two of Flash and Splash. We blind them with Flash and hit them with our strongest attack.

So Violet, Do You Even Lift?

>>27292352
All Blacksmith all the time. Delicious strength, delicious money; what's not to love?

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>>27292373
>>27292167
>Basil
I'm tired of waiting, my tea's all ready cold. Let's just go with this setup.

>Valencia
Are you sure? Maybe we should wait and try to come up with more ideas?

>Basil
Naw, not gonna happen. I'm anxious to start training right away. How about this, you pick up Violet on your way to school in the mornings and drop her off at her jobs. And I'll pick her up once she's done working, agreed?

>Valencia
Sure

>Violet
...

>>27292406
Bullshit, no one likes Homu. Its why they attacked him so quickly in the QTGs.

>>27292316
I doubt being nice to a Barbie doll will make it start questioning me.

>>27292419
This, plus Tavern for the g and Blacksmith for STR.
Also, isn't that dish washer in the tavern? We could meet her.

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>>27292457
>WEEK 1
>TAVERN
>START!

>Valencia
Are you nervous Violet?

>Violet
No.

>Valencia
Because it's okay to be nervous.

>Violet
I understand. I'm not nervous.

>Valencia
Well, okay. But being a waitress is a hard job. Do what you're told, but don't get stressed or anything. And smile, customers like that.

>Violet
...

>Valencia
Come on, smile!

>Violet
[face contorts]

>Valencia
Guh! Uh... you know what, let's call off the smiling for now...

>>27292532
Barbie dolls don't have brains or the ability to replace humanity. Homunculi do, which is why we should keep them firmly under our thumb.

>>27292511
QTGs aka the cesspit of the board?
Very few people actually go to them, it is one gigantic circle jerk that our board could do with less of

If they all named up you would probably see that the entire thread is about a dozen people

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>>27292534
>WEEK 1
>TAVERN
>SUCCESS!
>500g received

>Basil
You did a great job, Violet! The owner said that only a few of the customers were terrified of you.

>Violet
...

>Basil
So did anyone recognize you from your fight there?

>Violet
Yes.

>Basil
Really? That's great! What did they say?

>Violet
They said I was really mean to that Dishwasher girl.

>Basil
Well yeah, you were. But sometimes you need knee people in the genitals. More often than you might expect, actually. That's a good lesson to learn. Keep it in mind.

>Violet
Yessir.

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>WEEK 2
>Training - HP up
>START!

>Valencia
Okay, now this is called a medicine ball, Violet. It's very heavy.

>Basil
So it's going to hurt a lot when we throw them at you. But you need to understand that everything we do is for you.

>Violet
Yessir

[Balls hit Violet in the chin repeatedly]

>Basil
Great job! You took it like a champ.

>Valencia
If we do this all day, she should really get a lot stronger, don't you think?

>Basil
I really do.

[assaulting continues]

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Rolled 64

>>27292676
Whoops.

>>27292548
Hi Homu. Enjoying your one-man circlejerk?
>>27292697
I think he is the only one responding honestly to his own quest right now.

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Rolled 25

>>27292687
>WEEK 2
>Training - HP up
>SUCCESS!
>64 HP received
>Violet now has 314 HP total!

>Basil
Whew, that was exhausting.

>Valencia
Tell me about it.

>Basil
I could go for some lemonade.

>Valencia
Great idea.

>Basil
Oh, Violet, clean yourself off with the hose please.

>Violet
Yessir.

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>>27292687
>GLA (Golem Liberation Army)
Really?

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Rolled 7

>WEEK 4
>Blacksmith
>START!
>Information on your upcoming opponent received.

>Valencia
Now it's very important that you clean off all of the soot you get on you during this job.

>Violet
...

>Valencia
And put this ointment on any burns you receive.

>Violet
...

>Valencia
And please be careful not to hit your thumb with the hammer again. That could end up being pretty expensive to fix...

>Violet
Yes ma'am. I'm sorry ma'am.

>>27292687
I hope we get to murder Lily and smash the GLA. Let those bastards know Creators dont fucking play.

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>>27292820
>WEEK 3
>Blackmith
>SUCCESS!
>7 STR received
>Violet now has 12 STR total
>100g received

>Basil
Great job, shortround! Pat yourself on the back.

[awkward patting]

>Basil
I'm a little disappointed that you caught one of the bails of hay on fire, but these things happen.

>Violet
...

>Basil
Did you forge anything interesting at work?

>Violet
The blacksmith let me make an iron bracelet.

>Basil
That's fantastic! You should wear that proudly.

>Violet
It's kind of jagged and painful to w-

>Basil
I'm very proud of you, Violet. We're on our way!

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Rolled 2

>>27292887
>WEEK 4
>Learn new magical technique
>Start!

>1 - Success
>2 - Failure

>>27292926
>2 - Failure
Good God, Violet...

>underground, unlicensed competitions may allow weapons, permit all banned attacks, require a fight to the death
No. We are going to stay the fuck AWAY from that shit.

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>>27292926
>WEEK 4
>Learn new magical technique
>FAILURE

[smoke billowing]

[coughing]

>Violet
Did it work ma'am?

>Valencia
What do you fucking think?

[wipes off ash with a towel]

>Violet
Is that a rhetorical question, ma'am?

>Valencia
Mmm.....

>???
Fufufu... Well, what do we have here?

>Valencia
Ugh, Iris...

>Lily
Are you supposed to be playing with your Homunculus on school grounds?

>Valencia
No, probably not.

>Iris
Oh, don't worry. I won't report you this time. After all it'll be so much more satisfying to beat you in the ring...

>Valencia
Uh huh?

>Iris
Oh, you hadn't heard? Father bought me my very own Homunculi, and I think I'll be entering her into competitions soon.

>Valencia
I don't even almost care

>Iris
I heard about your little performance at the tavern. What a shameful display. but I guess some people don't mind using any methods to win, no matter how dirty.

>Valencia
Come on, Violet, we're leaving, she's not going to shut up anytime soon.

>Iris
Oh yes, I will see that delicious smirk wiped off or your face and drink in the sweet, sweet nectar of victory as I... um... Wait, where'd you do?

>>27293108
>We are going to stay the fuck AWAY from that shit.
Bullshit, we go all in.

Let's focus on Violet being a physical type fighter. Magic requires intelligence, right? And Violet isn't the sharpest of knives.

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>DUEL
>TAVERN
>COMMENCE!

>Basil
Okay everyone, head in the game. Stay focused. That opponent means business.

>Valencia
You might be right. The dark-skinned ones are always the most dangerous.

>Basil
That's what they say, 'the darker the skin, the more they win'

>Valencia
Ah... on a different topic, where exactly is Violet?

>Basil
I am so glad you asked. Ta-da!

>Valencia
What. What the hell is that... thing?

>Basil
It's our new and improved Homunculus!

>Valencia
I hesitate to ask but... How much did all of that gaudy crap cost us?

>Basil
Oh not much at all. I got it on sale.

>Valencia
How much, Basil?

>Basil
Now, you're going to get mad...

>Valencia
I know I am. How much?

>Basil
500g

>Valencia
...

>Basil
Heh... you're taking this better than I expec-

>Valencia
You ignorant cocksucker! We needed that money!

>Basil
THIS IS WHAT THE FANS WANT!

>Valencia
You don't have any fans! Everyone hates you! As far as I know, I'm the only person who ever even talks with you!

>Basil
Exactly! This is how I'm going to get people on our side!

>Valencia
Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting...

>Commentator
Ladies and gentlemen! Get ready! Tonight we are proud to-

>Valencia
Shit, it's starting...

>>27293207
>not being a muscle wizard
>not casting fist

>>27293249
It's a shameful thing
Lost my head
A careless man winds up dead.

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Rolled 2

>Commentator
In the left corner, we have Pansy The Black Panther, making her debut appearance here tonight. In the right corner we have Violet The Violator, with a record of 1 win by KO and 0 losses.

>Commentator
The opponents approach one another and touch fists. The match has begun! Who will make the first move?

>MATCH START!

>1 - Violet
>2 - Pansy

>Horrific JRPG Dialogue Quest
Yessss

>arrive just as a fight starts
Noooo

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Rolled 1

>Pansy Turn!

>Commentator
Pansy quickly backs away and puts some distance between herself and violet.

>Valencia
That look... is she planning something?

>Basil
Be careful, we don't want to encounter a trap.

>Valencia
She could be planning a counter, a dodge, a special attack. It's hard to know.

>Basil
What should we do?

>Violet turn!
>What action would you like to take?

>>27293492

Fuck her up! Full tackle!

>>27293492
Tear off her cravat! Such a crime against good looks.

Rolled 3 + 4

>>27293492
Running Clothesline!

Choice quotes thusfar:

>You don't have any fans! Everyone hates you! As far as I know, I'm the only person who ever even talks with you!

>The dark-skinned ones are always the most dangerous.

>You shouldn't talk to yourself in public. People will think you're trying to get attention. Or that you're retarded

>...

>>27293492
Start closing her. SLOWLY.

>>27293492
KNEE THAT BITCH IN THE CUNT

>>27293492
Flash
Put her off balance

>>27293523
Second. It's our signature opening move.

Who was Pansy's master? Iris?

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Rolled 20

>>27293497
>>27293523
>Basil
I know what we should do. Special attack! Our signature move!

>Valencia
Please no. We promised never to speak of this again

>Basil
Violet! Knee th-

>>27293497
>Valencia
Tackle!

>Basil
Boo. No fun allowed. This fight is going to suck now.

>>27292821
>not winning so much money from winning duels so that you can usurp the government and set the dolls free without abolishing Homunculi fights
It's like you don't even want to rule the world while fostering the growth of incredibly powerful dolls for Violet to sate her bloodthirst with.

Rolled 98

>>27293642
>20 + 5 DEX = 25
>Tackle failed!

>Commentator
Oh no! Violet trips and stumbles directly towards Pansy

>Basil
Oh man I fucking called this.

>PANSY IS COUNTERATTACKING!

>>27293678
Jesus Christ this is not good.

Rolled 9

>>27293678
>Commentator
Oh my! That's gotta hurt! Pansy leaps for her opponent's legs and manages to put Violet in a beautifully executed leg lock! it's like a work of art.

>Basil
All you needed to do was knee her in the cunt.

>Violet is on the ground!
>Leg locked!
>You have three turns to break free or the match will end by submission
>You must roll a higher number than your opponent to break free.
>Pansy is rolling

Rolled 16

>>27293752
Let's do this, Violet!

Rolled 33

>>27293752
FALCON KNEEEE

Rolled 87, 100, 30 = 217

>>27293752
>9 + 15 DEX = 24

>Violet
Haha, whew. It looks like she won't be able to hold on in that position after all. Our luck can't possibly be that bad

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>>27293781
What was that roll for?

Rolled 68, 72, 62 = 202

>>27293781
>Commentator
Whoa! In all my years of commenting Ive never seen anything like that before! Violet has kicked straight into the air and sent Pansy flying directly at the ceiling! That's gotta be a one in one hundred shot!

>Valencia
See, it's fine. Everything's fine.

>Basil
Fine.

>Pansy is airborn!
>Violet turn!
>What action would you like to take?

Rolled 93

>>27293839
Can we roll the dice sometimes?

Rising uppercut!

>>27293838
>You have three turns to break free or the match will end by submission
Three rolls, representing three turns, I assume? He could have just gone with the player rolls though.

Rolled 58

>>27293839

Volleyball slam for ring-out!

>>27293872
I think it's called a spike... Also, second.

Rolled 87

>>27293839
Somersault kick that bitch

Rolled 5 + 4

>>27293839
Catch her then High Cross Powerbomb!

Rolled 90

>>27293857
Sure. Sorry, I'm really new to this.

>Commentator
What's this? Violet leaps into the air And... And-

>93 + 12 STR + 10 advantage = 115
>MEGA ATTACK INITIATED
>115 x 1.5 for mega attack = 172
>Pansy lost 172 HP and is left with 78 HP!

>Commentator
EHHH!? A perfectly executed flying basilisk triple ultra uppercut!

>Valencia
That's not a thing...

>Commentator
Violet's fist hits her square in the stomach and Pansy is slammed into the ceiling, sending splinters flying and lights shattering!

>Basil
I'm not paying for that stuff.

>Commentator
Pansy collapses to the ground with the wind knocked out of her. She is at a disadvantage, but it looks like she still has time to make a move!

>Pansy turn!

>>27293839
Grab her in the air and bring that snappable spine right down onto a knee!

>>27294003
We're fighting fucking Bruce Lee here.

>>27294003
>Commentator
Wow, what a tough cookie! Pansy pounces to her feet. She stares at Valencia and claps her hands. Could she... is she?

>90 + 5 MAG - 10 disadvantage = 85
>DexDrain successful!
>Violet's DEX score has been lowered from (5) to (-5)

>Basil
Hah, not bad.

>Valencia
Who cares? Dexterity doesn't mean anything if we can just avoid grappling her. Let's end this now!

>Violet turn!
>What action would you like to take?

Rolled 70

>>27294086
Take her down! Brogue Kick!

Rolled 89

>>27294086
Hope the effect isn't permanent.
Try a drop kick.

>>27294112
>DANGER MUSIC INITIATED
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r65qk8BIRBM

>SUPPLEMENTAL VIDEO ADDED
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj3xL9zoY1M

>Commentator
Violet is eying Pansy, trying to weigh her up. Ah, Pansy makes her move and- OH!

>>27294112
>70 + 12 - 5 difficulty = 77
>Kick successful
>Pansy lost 77 HP and has only 1 HP remaining
>LIMIT BREAK INITIATED
>All rolls by Pansy will be doubled


>Commentator
The kick connects directly with Pansy's face! She falls but - but she's still conscious! I don't know if I've never seen any fighter this tenacious. She really does not want to lose! Wait, what's she doing?

>Pansy turn

Rolled 66

>>27294298
Whoops.

Can we fight dirty? Elbow-strikes, sticking fingers in eye sockets?

Rolled 9

>>27294316
see
>>27292926

>>27294314

>Commentator
She's going for it again! Another leg lock!

>66 x 2 for LIMIT BREAK = 132
>MEGA ATTACK INITIATED

>Valencia
NO! We're so close! We need to win! This isn't possible!

>Basil
Win Violet! Your master is ordering you to win!

>Valencia
What do we do?

>Basil
Pray! Pray as hard as you can!

>Mega attack limits your rolls!
>You have only two chances to escape the leg lock!
>Pansy is rolling!
>Roll to escape!

Rolled 53

>>27294400
Rolling for effect.

>>27294316
>elbow strikes
Allowed
>sticking fingers in eye sockets
Forbidden

>>27294424
At least she seems to be shit at keeping us locked down.

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>>27294400
>>27294424
>9 x 2 for limit break = 18

>Commentator
Violet's elbow connects with Pansy's nose. Blow sprays out of it. It's dripping down her face as she stumbles backwards! Good lord! Her body is covered in cuts and bruises, how is she still standing!?

>Pansy
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

>Commentator
What's she going to do?

>Pansy
Master... I tried.

>Commentator
Pansy is down! Violet wins by KO!

>Basil
YES!

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>Valencia
That went well.

>Basil
Flawless victory! Violet doesn't have a scratch on her! See! She can be a contender!

>Violet
Was that satisfactory?

>Basil
You're goddamn right you did! Come on! Let's go back to my place and have some tea to celebrate.

[Basil slaps Violet on the back]

>Basil
All three of us!

>QUEST END

>>27294492
Perfect form!

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>Valencia
Eh? The Junior Leap Cup?

>Basil
That's right! It's a special tournament that's only held once every four years, on Leap Day. Only best new trainers who started competing in this year are allowed to compete. This year every single competitor is undefeated!

>Valencia
Tch... that means SHE's going to be there...

>Basil
Huh? Who?

>Valencia
Nothing. We need to get back to training. I have a bad feeling about this...

Right, I need to go out of character for a second. I really want to apologize for attempting to samefag in QTG in order to get attention for my thread. I'm new to this board and this site in general, but that doesn't make it okay. I am extremely sorry. However I would like to clarify that that was the only time I ever samefagged, and I instantly screwed it up and humiliated myself. I've never done it in my own thread and I've never upbotted anything. If the general consensus here is that you want me to leave, that's fine and I'll respect your wishes. But I really love storytelling and this seems like a really unique and interesting way to tell stories, so I'd love it if I could continue, even if no one shows up.

And, as always, if anyone has any advice or feedback they would like to give, I'd really appreciate it.

>>27294754

Now that we're being sincere, speaking for myself, I really don't give a shit about your samefagging.

I, for one, enjoy loli fight club quest.

addendum: So you weren't the many variations of "NotHomu", "Mohu" ectcetra?

>>27294754
homu2moe4me

I thought it was funny, honestly. I'd be sad to see you go over something like that, because I enjoy this quest.

>>27294754
Here's the thing, Homu. You had a decent quest, you would have attracted attention with the quest on its own. You didn't need to be a shit. You fucked up bad.

Just stick to the quest and play it out legit and your players might just stay around for the next one.

I mean fuck, you could have just said, as yourself "Or as some call it, Loli Fight Club." and that would have been 100% fine. But you tried to pull one over on people, and people never like that.

>>27294754
Honestly, the trolling will never get better and I lost a lot of interest the moment I saw you try to samefag your own quest. I'm not telling you to go away (I'll leave that to the trolls), but you shot yourself in the foot hard with your little viraling tactic.

And more importantly, you lost player trust. That is a very hard thing to gain back.

Rolled 39

>>27294754
I don't have any constructive criticism to offer, but I do prefer reading your quest over actually playing it.

Also, the supplemental images are great and add a lot of flavor to the quest.

>>27294829
>Now that we're being sincere, speaking for myself, I really don't give a shit about your samefagging.
Second.

>>27294829
>So you weren't the many variations of "NotHomu", "Mohu" ectcetra?
No, those were other people.

Oh, and also I didn't enter my thread into the archives under the wrong name, that was someone else.

>>27294851
I know, and I feel really bad about it.

>>27294650
Thanks for running, just arrived here so now it's backlog reading time.

>>27294754
You seemed to confuse Violet with Valencia a few times. Be careful with that.

Also, the rolling system. You seemed to roll for both Violet and Pansy.
But then you fixed it later on, by having us roll for Violet and you for Pansy. Please let this remain for the rest of the quest, and that includes everything Violet does that requires a roll, like training.

I for one will still play this quest. Until you really do something immediately offensive, that is. You haven't so far, so keep it up.

>>27294871
Player participation does seem to be passive to the point of almost being unnecessary. Most the time it felt like Homu was just playing with himself.

>>27294876
But I'm not Homu.
I'm actually Homu's evil twin, out to give Homu a bad name.

>>27294888
Also, put quest in the OP subject line.

>>27294899
>>27294899
…lewd.

>>27294907
>I'm actually Homu's evil twin, out to give Homu a bad name.
How do you feel about the fact that he outsourced your job to himself?

Please add the last sessions in the OP, as they are misarchived and searching for tags does nothing.

Thread 1: suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27154619
Thread 2: suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27291940/

>>27294932
Pretty shitty, honestly.

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>>27294854
Trolling does go away if its properly reported - as it should be. 4chan is not where you come to be an angry shithead and scream at people who create OC simply because you don't like it.

Acting like that *is* against global rules. It is perfectly acceptable to disagree with someone on 4chan and call them a stupid fucking cuntflap because we don't have as big of a stick up our asses like most other websites, but trolling just for the sake of being a shitfuck is never okay. How do you think so many boards got so bad over time (if you'd like a list, /a/ /b/ /mu/ /jp/ /v/ /vg/ and plenty of others).

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>>27294754
My only gripe is how you handle conversation. I wish you'd do something more standard so it felt less like I was reading a chat-log and more like I was listening to actual *characters* interact.

>>27294983
/a/isn't as bad as people say, they just have a certain way of posting that makes it easy to distinguish outsiders from /a/nons and will get you called out if you come across as an idiot.

>>27295017
But that's the best part, anon.

>>27294893
>>27294899
>>27294910
>>27294938
Thanks, that's very helpful.

That rolling stuff makes a lot of sense. I don't know why that didn't occur to me. And I don't know why I had two characters with names starting with V, that's just asking for trouble.

Also, here are some supplimental materials if anyone's interested:

>http://homuquest.imgur.com/
I plan to update this more thoroughly with short side-stories about some of the minor characters. Since it can be annoying waiting a whole week for threads like this, I thought it might help entertain people in the meantime.

>http://pastebin.com/0Yj40cJu
These are save files for all the characters thusfar, which should allow you to easily pose them in any fashion you want.

>http://translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?depth=1&hl=en&ie=UTF8&prev=_t&rurl=translate.google.com&sl=auto&tl=en&u=http://may.force.mepage.jp/&usg=ALkJrhh4lzLj7bFqybyggHCH0zFOGtU-oA
This is the source for all the background art.

>>27294983
Ironically, the people who cling to that copypasta are just as bad as the people they try to strawman against. Nevermind the fact Freud is a hack.
>It is perfectly acceptable to disagree with someone on 4chan and call them a stupid fucking cuntflap because we don't have as big of a stick up our asses like most other websites
Not so much anymore, at least not on /tg/. /tg/ will often report a post simply because they disagree with it.

>>27295520
People want you to continue homu. They just also want you to be less of a fuck.

Stop playing the victim for attention.

>>27295545
I say let it die now. Honestly, I was on board until that tweet, but now that he has proven himself to be a self-pitying fuckjob, I'm done.

>>27295129
>These are save files for all the characters thusfar, which should allow you to easily pose them in any fashion you want.
I just realized Homu gave us the tools to make porn of his quest.

Which would have been a lot more delicious if he didnt go cry his quest to death like that.

The way of the QM is treacherous...

>>27295545
This. We all fuck up sometimes, but there's no need to kill the quest over that.

This quest would make an amazing flash game

>>27296980
>This quest would make an amazing flash game
inorite
I'd totally play it for hours on end if I got enough customization options.

>>27296980
>>27297192
But pokemon stadium/chao garden both already exist you silly little sluts.

>>27298776
H-hey, I'm pure!