>>27251335
>Congratulate them and be all sportsmanlike.
No reason to be a sore winner.

>>27251335
>Congratulate them and be all sportsmanlike.
>"So Miho, how'd you like being in an American tank for a change?

>>27251396
This.

>>27251335
>Congratulate them and be all sportsmanlike.
Green or not, they gave us a good fight

>>27251335
>Congratulate them and be all sportsmanlike.
>"So Miho, how'd you like tanking?"

>>27251335
>50 yards with both tank's engines still running
>Drive closer and congratulate them on a good match
>while you are driving, ask Miho how she liked being in a 1v1 match.

>>27251335
>>Congratulate them and be all sportsmanlike.
>>"So Miho, how'd you like tanking?"

>Congratulate them and be all sportsmanlike

>>27251335
At the very least they're giving you the option to sell it for gold.
>>27251396
Seconding.

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>>27251335
>Congratulate them and be all sportsmanlike.

>>27251335
>Congratulate them and be all sportsmanlike.
>"So Miho, how'd you like tanking?"

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>>27251335
>Congratulate them and be all sportsmanlike.
>"So Miho, how'd you like being in an American tank for a change?

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>>27251335
http://youtu.be/eklk1Hen4ic

>congratulate them and raise their spirits n shit. a green team needs some confidence

also, did we have a bet going for this match?
and I'm sure the auto club will be mad that we drove through a building...

>>27251562

This quest does not have enough Kay.

>>27251335
>>Congratulate them and be all sportsmanlike.
>>"So Miho, how'd you like tanking?"

>>27251611
I'd say "SOON" but...let's be honest, her appearance will probably be a christmas present
>>27251396
This

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>>27251596
well at least we didn't get shot...

oh yea, new GuP quest!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e6EkNXCC0c

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are we planning on scrapping the I-Go, or just finding a new team to drive it?
because it would probably be better to put a new team in the Excelsior instead of having to train two team on two new tanks.
I dunno, just thinking out loud.

>>27251973
We need to avoid putting it in the field, maybe as a trainer for rookies.

>>27251973

The driver on Duck team is really talented, and we've already told them that they could have it. Suddenly telling them that they can't have it is a dick move, and one that'll probably make them quit. They deserve a decent tank after suffering though the I-Go, especially since a veteran team is actually better than a fresh one.

>>27251973
Already promised the volleyball team their new ride.

I-go can be a training tank.

Or, we shove some conscripts in it and use it as a decoy.

On the topic of horrible tanks, we should get rid of the M3 Lee, split the crew into two tanks and have them be a hunter-killer pair.

>>27252071
no reason it can't be both. Hell we can use it for recruitment too, get girls interested in senshado by offering tank drives.
>>27252084
On the one hand I love the loli-bus lee.
On the other hand those girls would be terrifying in that role

>>27252084
*if* we can get two tanks for them.

Remember, we have no dosh and nothing worthwhile to trade. Anzu spent all the dosh getting us and our Peudo-SPershing, and we only got the EXCELSIOR by virtue of Darjeeling being stupid generous with her friend and making that bet.

>>27252084
I don't think splitting them up is a very good idea.
they've bonded and been shot at together. Besides, we don't really have any other tanks for them at the moment.

>>27252084

This is assuming we can somehow find tanks for them.

Though I haven't given up the idea of getting us a T-34/85...

>>27252084
Lee is a decent tank, its just that the upper level teams use end war tanks, but even those can be penned by the 75mm in the right spot.

>>27252084
The Lee's 75 lets it work as an OK TD at least. It's not like how the I-Go can't kill anything.

>>27252039
we can't be that picky though.
we don't have that many tanks to be stingy.
and the I-Go did fine in the show.

>>27252199
The I-Go never scored a penetrating hit

>>27252208
no, but it was still useful.
not everyone can be a striker.

>>27252199

The I-Go is a piece of friggin shit that only worked because of plot, the sooner Duck team gets their hands on the Excelsior, the better.

>>27252208

Not even at point blank against the Matilda when they pulled their elevator stunt.

>>27252241
This quest doesn't seem to run on the same anime physics that lets them outrun shermans though.

>>27252199
Didnt we kill it once with our 50 cal?

>>27252268
don't matildas have batshit rear armor anyway?
Though yeah their gun was flat-out inadequate

>>27252288
the .30 that 'jack thought was a 50, yes.

>>27252288
yeah, for giggles and because we're AMERICAN

>>27252288
Yup.

>>27252288
With the coax that is TOTALLY NOT A 30 CAL COUGH COUGH NUDGE NUDGE

>>27252274
fine, fine.
we'll find some fresh meat, and stick them in the I-Go.
it'll give the newbies some character.
But we shouldn't be playing Musical Tanks for much longer. these kids will be forming bonds with their tanks, and we can't be shuffling them around to suit our needs.

>>27252344

Then don't let them form a bond with that PoS I-Go in the first place.

We still have the option of selling it for spare parts.

>>27252340
a .30 could totally pen the I-GO anyway, so the point is pretty moot.

>>27252344
There's still the Char and the P-Tiger hiding on the ship somewhere, along with an 88 for the PzW IV.

>>27252406
It's settled then, we put the 88 on the I-Go

>>27252406
still debatable as to whether or not those will be there depending on how Blackjack is feeling.

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>>27252376
We don't want this.

>>27252376
Who the hell would buy an I-Go anyway?

>>27252424

Meh, we've got the Pershing and Excelsior, more than a fair trade.

>>27252406
it was a 75/40 iirc

>>27252430
denial-nationalism japanese politicians maybe?

>>27252406
The Panzer IV never mounted an 88. It was a long 75

>>27252423
Ha!

It would rip itself out of the turret just by the weight, not to mention trying to fire it.

>>27252430

Some museum maybe? Dunno, just someone willing to buy it for money. One of the earlier threads focused on discussing on selling it. I'd rather have spare parts than that thing.

>>27252443
I know, I know. I'm just saying we can't assume that we have the same tanks as the show

>>27252447
>>27252471
yeah the 88 was for the p tiger

let's get the Auto Club to disassemble the I-GO just to keep them busy, and then start using its parts to fix the other tanks.

>>27252447
>>27252471
Ach, whoops.

"Alright, Richard, bring us along side." You say letting yourself relax after the battle, picking a piece of shattered two-by-four and tossing off the roof of your tank. "Time for to go shake hands and be friendly." You bang on the top of the turret and the tank slowly rotates and rolls off the pile of rubbel and wreckage Richard had created a few moments ago.

As you pull up beside the Centurion, you give the commander, bent down talking to her crew below the lip of the cupola. "Hey!" You shout, "Good fight! Everyone okay in there?"

"We're fine!" The girl says in English, popping back up. "So you're this is the legendary Black Jack?" You blink. English? The girl is blond and very obviously not Japanese. "You're Commander Russells?"

>Play it cool.
>You're American?
>You're not British?!

>>27252471
Long? Longer, maybe. Calling it "less short" would be more descriptive.

>>27252539
>Play it cool.
She's obviously neither of those other options. Probably Australian or something

>>27252539
oh god, did Darjeeling draft Kay?!
>Play it cool
>ignore the spaghetti spilling out of your pockets

>>27252539
>You're American?

Well we knew this already, but I want more details.

Also, since when were we "legendary"?

>>27252539
>Play it cool.
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that bringing in foreign tank crews is catching on. Though apparently this is less-regulated than fucking football

>>27252587
a boy crew in an all girls school. S'pretty uncommon, I'd think

>>27252539
>You're American?

>>27252579
I wouldn't know what to think of this at all.

FFFFFFFFF, WHY DID MIHO HAVE TO ASK US OUT?!

>>27252539
>Play it cool.
>In the flesh. And who might you be?

>>27252587
well we are American Boys in the Senshado tournament, and we've been tearing it up.

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>>27252539
>Play it cool.
>>27252579
Wait...Kay not leading Saunders?! What is this unamerican bullshit
>>27252587
If information spreads between schools as fast as it does in schools we'd probably be noteworthy for being the first male Senshado crew

>>27252539
>Play it cool.
>"Whats with these ship schools grabbing Anglo crews? Is tanking like Division 1 sports over here?"

>>27252539
>You're American?

maybe it is a Saunders deserter crew?
if that is the case, we must treat them with full prejudice.
abandonment is so unAmerican.

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Two words:

Kay's

Imouto

we need to use up as many witty American-isms as we can.
We don't know when the next time we'll see one of our own kind again.

>>27252668
>Kay's American half-sister
oh god blackjack please no

>>27252539
>>Play it cool.
Dudes, it's not Kay/Kay's sister. They're speaking English, not Japanese. They're Americans, like we are. Or, at least, Anglos.

>>27252711
>ask her if we can buy some peanut butter

>>27252730
>>Play it cool.

They're speaking English.

Therefore, they may actually be English.

>>27252539
>play it cool.

So why she can't be English, Kiwis or Aussie?

>>27252753
because, as we all know, Americans speak American, not English.

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>>27252777
well Darjeeling said the tank was from America, so the crew is probably American.

>>27252778
Given how many words, spellings, pronunciations and grammar you change, I would indeed class American and it's dialects as distinct from English, yes.

Much in the same manner as German and South German.

>>27252820
No, she said that they come America. We finally have someone with whom to commiserate

Hey guys, I have a question. Why didnt we play Shoot to Thrill over the radio when we were in the match?

>>27252539
>Play it cool.
Speak to them in the best imitation of a Southern accent that our weak Californian ass can.

>>27252778
>>27252828

Being from the neutral accented Mid-Ohio Valley region and traveling down to Boone or Logan County... I can't even understand my fellow Yankees half the time.

>>27252875
Because AC/DC is an Aussie band.

>>27252820
The tank might come from America, but the crew could come from any anglophile country.

...well, in other hand she knows Russel and Blackjack so assuming she is American is very reasonable guess.

>>27252875
also
>play it cool

>>27252910
>anglophile
Anglophone, anon. Anglophiles are England-lovers.

>>27252668
>>27252624

Guys, it's probably not Kay. The only other blonde girl on St. Gloriana that's not Darjeeling or Assam is Earl Grey. My money is that the girl is Earl Grey.

>>27253002
...why would darjeeling's senior be a green, english-speaking tanker that come america

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>>27252966
My bad.

Well, talking about US tanker in non-US tank/panzer, have this.

>>27252539
>You're American?
>Play it cool.
we can do both.
damn, looks like the tea girls are so desperate the awesome American talent, they are getting the green horns from the U.S.A. anyway.

>>27253002
I feel like the crew won't be from Glorianas.

>>27253060
Dat pin up. Got any without that white stripe?

>>27253002
leader of the green crew is a newbie named Nilgiri.

>>27252507
doesn't work that way. BUT!!!!!
there is still the WoT nerds group we can and MUST get. we can stick them in that tank.

>>27253002
It's not Earl Grey. The girl was named in the last thread, IIRC. Also Grey is the next grade up from us/Darjeeling, IIRC.

>>27253116
why must we get them, exactly?

>>27253110
Not in this PC.

Stupid SEA/ASIA forum rules. No bikinis allowed.

>>27253159
Fucking Indonesians.

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this crew is not the regular team for the Centurion. Unless Darjeeling was just fucking with us about her team practicing...

>>27253131
because of that Hottie Nekota damn it! they got little screen time in the anime, i want more screen time here in this quest!

>>27253131
>>27253240
that and they can help us field at least one more tank, even if it's shit. they can still do recon for us or baiting.

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>>27252539
>Play it cool.

>>27253264
Hell, just having her help us review tapes of old matches and form strategies would be worthwhile.

>>27253177
Funnily, Indonesians is close to not being appreciated by WG ASIA.

Most of moderators is either Aussie or Pinoy, and the one who explicitly say no mature stuff is an Admin from Aussie.

Consider you were lucky if your forum doesn't have this BS.

>>27253291
even if we don't stick her in the I-Go, we could still use her help with this shit.
I mean, we've already established that she knows tanking theory.

>>27253316
and also, we can help run down leads to where the OTHER missing tanks can be at. networking via the net and other soical media and all that. WE NEED THOSE TANKS!

>>27253110
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1860617 here you go

>>27253311
Really? Australia has some of the most retarded sexual hang-ups there are.

>>27253374
You are an excellent human being.

>>27253379
australia has a lot of problems, and i am not even talking about the wild life there...

>>27253379
It's a knock-on effect of govt. legislators being rampant prudes.

The younger generation isn't so blinkered and is making their displeasure known, but it's an uphill battle against entrenched pseudo-Christian baby boomers and a huge influx of hyper-reactionary Muslims from all over agitating together for an ultra-conservative moral agenda.

>>27253478
>Christians and Muslims uniting as one in their shared hatred of fun and freedom

Truly, the worst country on earth.

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>>27253508
I thought that was Germany?

>>27253379
*shrug*
Forum rules.
No profanity, no 18+ stuff, no panties.

I rather not blame it to a certain nationals, just to WG ASIA upper staff which quite multinationals. WG ASIA main office (well, main server) is on Singapore, but most well-known Admins/Mods are come from Aussie/Pinoy.

Incidentally, all forum warriors from all ASIA countries (Aussie, Kiwis, Malaysian,Pinoy, TH, INA, India) agree that forum rules are load of BS and like to challenge the rule.

>>27253478
So rampant social conservatism and unchecked government interference in business?
You all have the worst parts of both ends of the political spectrum.

>>27253523
That's just Nip writers trying to make it seem like their country isn't slowly sliding into the shitter.

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>>27253394
That's one of my favorite images of Naomi. Along with the one attached. Glad to help

>>27253060
>American Tiger H
It's like the normal Tiger, but with clap powered bias.

>>27253379
It's probably a legal thing. It'd get the game banned or something because the government thinks video games are only played by kids 5-9.

Is BJ dead?

>>27253555
Saunders confirmed for best team.

>>27253508
what? the rag heads are not beheading the christans yet down there? just give it time.
>>27253523
nope, it's china. (for the at peace group) or most of the middle east if you want to be in a shooting wars.

>>27253523
>Live in Freiburg for 3 months
>Sunniest city in Europe
>Rains everyday
Europe sucks. Why can't you into awesome whether like the cool areas of America.

Northern Europe need not count themselves among the throng.

>>27253541
>unchecked government interference

Yes and no.

Unchecked, corrupt Union interference in all levels of business and society is more accurate. That's always been a problem, but it's worse when Labor is in power because the whole party is run by the millitant union bosses. It's corrupt to the core.

The Libereals can actally run the economy and are good to business, but very socially conservative.

Greens have a decent social agenda but crash anything related to money they ever touch, and have some real crackpot loonies in the party.

I hate our politicians, I really do.

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>>27253588
Good night, sweet QM, and platoons of tanks roll thee to thy rest.

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Well, inspired from that 4-koma about Black Forest using 'Tiger II' like they see on battle of the bulge.

>>27253670
it's only been an hour. Bj has been slower in posting before.

>>27253690
I think he was getting some food or something

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Any second now.

>>27253931
BLACKJACK!
POST!
NOW!

You resist your jaw's urge to drop from the rest of your face and skitter into hiding somewhere in the turret. "American?" You say, raising your eyebrows. "You get lost somewhere on the way to Cocomo?" You say, putting a wry grin on your face.

She smiles back. "Should've taken a left at Albaquerque..."

You nod approvingly. "...You guys need a lift? Or are you still mobile?" You ask, nodding to the white flag.

"...Should be fine as soon as soon as the all-clear goes out." She glances over at the gun and rubs the back of her head. "That Ninety sure lets you know when it hits you... Doesn't look like the M3..." She says.

>"T54- experimental long gun..."
>You know your tanks...
>Other.

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>>27253931

>>27254007
>"T54- experimental long gun..."
Guys, I think we just found a new waifu.

>>27254007
>"T54- experimental long gun... It was my grandaddy's tank in Korea."

>>27254007
>>You know your tanks...

Give her a smile and climb up to ask her for a handshake.

>>27254007
>"T54- experimental long gun..."
You've probably never heard of it.

>>27254007
>"T54- experimental long gun..."
Miho and Rose are both in prime position to rip our dick off.

>>27254007
>"That Ninety sure lets you know when it hits you..."
>Other.

"Sure does. I hope your crew doesn't get any flak from the Gloriana repair crews. Nilgiri was it?"

Introduce ourselves and our crew. And Miho.

>>27254007
>"T54- experimental long gun...".

>>27254085
HA HA! Time for yandere Miho

>>27254007
>T54 - experimental long gun
>you know your tanks

Combine both and turn boasting into a compliment.

>>27254029
No. Stay on target, you ass.

>>27254145
This!

>>27254150
>not wanting more screentime for an original character who significantly alters the status quo

>>27254029
God no, we've only just managed to tilt things back towards the panzer half of girls und panzer.

>>27254130

I think Miho will only get yandere with us if we start being obvious with our flirting--not to say that we shouldn't start flirting with this girl. Of course, that's not assuming Miho takes the possessive route and holds our hand while we talk with this girl.

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>>27254007
>"T54- experimental long gun..."
Guys lets stick to Miho and Yukari.

>>27254007
>"T54- experimental long gun... It was my grandaddy's tank in Korea."

goddamit you fools cease this waifu bullshit

>>27254191
Of course we don't flirt with the girl!

That only begins with Kay...

>>27254211
This!

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>>27254202
We'd love to stick into Miho and Yukari.

If I wanted Waifu Quest I would go to Waifu Quest.
Give me more tanks Blackjack.

>>27254211
third this

>>27254191
Long-game what we need to do is get Miho in on things, wherein we flirt with the enemy commanders at the pre-match briefing for shits and giggles, right before we take Miho by the hand back to our ranks

THE WAIFOON GROWS LARGER

I'd prefer no Harem Quest, thanks.

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>>27254348
It's Girls und Panzer. It's too late. It was always too late

>>27254348
Besides, Black Jack is our only true love. We will not be swayed by the temptations of Japanese schoolgirls

>>27254286
And what do we say when Kay decides she wants both Russels AND Miho?

>>27254402
What do we say when she decides she just wants Jack?

>>27254402
We sic Anzu on her

>>27254402
"Yes, please~"

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>>27254396
What we need is a Fruity Rudy on our crew.
A man so pretty, that it ain't gay if you think he's hot.

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>>27254402

>>27254000
>>27254007
damn, the Blackjack call worked again...

>"T54- experimental long gun..."
>You know your tanks...
add to it.
"Btw, you seem new to Gloriana school. where are you from?

>>27254402
If Miho is okay with it? "Yes."
If Miho isn't okay with it? "We can't be. Sorry love. But it seems like it isn't in the cards for us."

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>>27254402

Massive Kayfag here.

>>27254451
I see what you did there.
And I like it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nehYBw__AyQ

>>27254424
I thought we already had a Fruity Rudy. Wassis name, dating Saori

>>27254487
Too obsessed with girls, not enough with his figure.

>>27254286
Of course I just now realized Maho is included in that category and I have no idea what even

>>27254503
Well, you know what they say. Incest is fun for the whole family!

>>27254686
I'm more worried about getting shot

>>27254503
Mayo wouldn't care. She might look like a cold bitch like their mother, but deep down she's happy to see her sister find her own way. She'd approve of her sister getting a boyfriend.

>>27254709
we should be more worried about Rose doing unkind things to our manhood if we screw around...

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>>27254503
I like where this is going.

>>27254787
Damn Rose is kinky.

We should start trying to hook her up with chicks.

>>27255040
that will likely get us punched. besides, i think she has sick crush for her brothe-[PUNCHED]

"It's the T54- experimental long gun they put on a few Pershings before the end of the war..." You say, a bit off guard- you weren't expecting to see another American around. "You know your guns..." You say- she's not quite the living dictionary of armored vehicals Yukari is, but you're still impressed.

"Yeah... My dad runs a museum..." She says, seemingly a bit embarassed. "Grew up around 'em- he's got a Pershing but it's only got the M3..." She straightens up a bit. "Where are my manners?" She reaches out a bit to shake your hand, but is about 15ft short, instead she switches to a short salute. "Elizabeth Dorney, pleased to meet you!"

You salute back. "Commander Russells, great to see we're not the only Americans around..."

>"Shall we continue this conversation back at the hanger?"
>"So how'd you come to command a tank for Glorianna?"
>Other.

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dammit, blackjack

>>27255119

That's a sweet cardboard tank.

>>27255112
>"So how'd you come to command a tank for Glorianna?"
Also we should introduce our commander since she's right there

>>27255112
>"Shall we continue this conversation back at the hanger?"

>>27255112
>"So how'd you come to command a tank for Gloriana?"
St. Gloriana. One n.

>>27255112
>Other.
Introduce Miho and our motley crew.
It also gives Miho the opportunity to assert her claim on Russels.

>>27255112
>"So how'd you come to command a tank for Glorianna?"

>>27255119
Don't man, it's not Kay so we aren't at that stage yet.

YET.

>>27255112
>>Other.

Introduce ourselves, Miho, and our crew.

>>27255112
>"So how'd you come to command a tank for Glorianna?"
>Introduce crew

>>27255146
>>27255157
Seconding these

>>27255112
>"So how'd you come to command a tank for Glorianna?"
>Come on over here and meet the crew

>>27255146
this. 'Where are my manners? This is my commander, blah blah blah'

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>>27255112
>>"Shall we continue this conversation back at the hanger?"
Seems in poor taste to just have the commanders talking and not have the crews do a meet and greet.

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>>27255112
>"Shall we continue this conversation back at the hanger?"

>>27255146

For some reason I'm imagining this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTlgLG4eDf0

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>>27255328
WRIIIIIIIIITE

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>>27255328

Yes.

YES!

>>27255414

That picture reminded me of this one shovelware tank game for the PS1. So much regret for wasting forty dollars on it. I probably burned the disc at this point it was so bad.

>>27255576
was it seek and destroy?

>>27255602

It might have been. Or was it Thunder Tanks? Which one was made by 3DO?

>>27255621
Not that anon, but it was Thunder Tanks.

>>27255621
I don't remember. I just remember chibi tanks in seek and destroy. it was fun as hell, though.

>>27255668

Then yeah. It was Thunder Tanks. I just remember it advertising on the front cover 'Play Co-op with your friends!' or something or another. The co-op was completely broken. Didn't work. So I went out and bought Vigilante 8 the following week. Never looked back.

>>27255677

>fun as hell

All that matters. Know I had a blast with the Lego Racers or however it was called.

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>>27255414
ELC AMX is mai waifu :3

>>27255754
AMX is everyone's waifu

"So, your dad owns a Museum?" You say, a half hour later back at the museum.

Elizabeth, or Lizzy as she prefers, nods over a cup of tea provided to her by one of the Glorianna techs. "Hartsburg Armored Warfare Museum..." She says. "It's the second largest private tank museum in Virginia. Him and my grandfather spent years getting tanks and rebuilding them... That's the rest of your crew?" She says nodding as they work to clean off the various debris.

"Yep- Gunner is Rose. Driver is Richard and..." You take a moment to cup your hands around your mouth. "Patrick, our radioman, needs to get back to work!" You call up at him.

"Where'd your gunner go?" Lizzy asks, looking around.

"Oh, she's not usually our gunner..." You look around and see Miho helping out with the Panzer IV. "She's over there- that's Miho Nishizumi, our team's captain."

"Miho Nishizumi?" Lizzy says, eyes widening. "You've got Maho Nishizumi's little sister leading your team?"

>"So how'd you manage to command a Centurion for Glorianna?"
>"Yeah... Wait, what's so special about Maho?"
>Other.

>>27255328
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTlgLG4eDf0

That is the Nishizumi way of love.

>>27255789
>"Yeah... Wait, what's so special about Maho?"

We need to know why we should cockpunch Shiho after all.

>>27255789
>>"Yeah... Wait, what's so special about Maho?"

Exposition time GO!

>>27255789
>>"Yeah... Wait, what's so special about Maho?"

Also, I think you meant to say loader, not gunner ;)

>>27255789
>Yeah... Wait, what's so special about Maho?"
Back at the hangar Not museum, she's not our usual loader not gunner. Need some more caffeine BJ?

>>27255789
>"Yeah... Wait, what's so special about Maho?"

>>27255789
>Miho
>Gunner
>Not loader
You messed up Bj

>"Yeah... Wait, what's so special about Maho?"

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>>27255784
Not mine.
>>27255789
>"Yeah... Wait, what's so special about Maho?"

>>27255789
>"Where'd your gunner go?"
I'm guessing this is supposed to be "loader."
>"Eh. He's around somewhere. Probably slacking off. Anyway..."
>"(Yeah... Wait,) what's so special about Maho?"

>>27255789
>"Ma who now?"
>"Did you get roped into Gloriana by Chono by any chance?"

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>>27255789
>"Yeah... Wait, what's so special about Maho?"
What's a Nishizumi Maho?

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>>27255789
>"Yeah... Wait, what's so special about Maho?"

>>27255789
>>"Yeah... Wait, what's so special about Maho?"

>>27255817
we already know her family is mad harsh bro, Chouno spelled it out to us yonks ago.

>>27255915

There's a difference between harsh and disowning someone just because they wanted to help someone in possible mortal danger.

>>27255930
Also shiho isn't the same as maho

>>27255936

Yeah, which is why I specified Shiho on the list for cockpunching.

>>27255947
okay we know already that Shiho is a cunt that disowned her daughter, but we know nothing about Maho.

>>27253657

That's nothing.

In Singapore, the government IS the business.

And our opposition? Say hello to the worst of Western politics mixed with the sneering elitism of the British.

And I haven't even begun on the ones holding seats in Parliament... (they're basically the same people as the ones in power)

>>27255982

We need more on Maho.

And if she's lusting after her sister like some sort of lust beast.

>>27256370

Singapore isn't really a Democracy, though.

>>27256378
And I'm pretty sure Miho's lusting after us since the dynamic entry.

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>>27256385

>Singapore
>not a democracy

Surely you jest! That's like saying Canadia does not like maple syrup cookies.

>>27256370
Yeah... but who even cares about Singapore?

>>27256403
After we rammed our steel-hard thing into her soft, unprotected structure?

>>27256420
Malyasians.

They've got nothing useful to do other than nationalist dickwaving anyway.

>>27256422
And then proceeded to blow our main gun into our target's rear, no less

>>27256422
Outside, she's normal meek Miho. But her panties are drenched.

>>27256416

Oh, silly me. Of course it's a Democracy. It's just that the party of the People has done such an effective job that nobody would ever DREAM of removing them from power, clearly.

>>27256385

It's a lot closer to a corporate entity than a country, yes. But on the surface, Singapore meets the requirements of a democracy.

>>27256420

Besides being the lynchpin of the global economy and the only convenient stop for practically all of global shipping, I suppose you don't want to take lessons about how Western democracies will end up if you pander too much to the corporations?

Oh well. Your loss.

>>27256458
Is Singapore a Cyberpunk Dystopia yet?

>>27256434
Well, at the very least, I'd trust a Malaysian. I wouldn't trust a Pinoy as far as I could throw them. Navy brat and all
..

>>27256472
Yeesh, can we not go there, please?

>>27256466

Define "cyberpunk". The general outlook in Singapore is pretty dystopian, though.

>>27256472
>not trusting a Decu
Nigguh, you just went full retard.

>>27256472
Really? All the Flips around here are solid dudes, immigrant or second-gen.

>>27256525

There's a Filipino restaurant across from the local Dairy Queen. Life is great. The dude running it loves telling stories about when he was a deliveryman working with his black coworker and the mischief they got up to.

And yeah, all of the asians I've met have been bros. Except for Danny. Fuck Danny.

>>27256472
>Trusting Malaysians
>Trusting Pinoy
>Trusting anyone

Indonesia stronk

>>27256553
It's weird, even here in Lynchtown, South Alabama, everyone seems to get along well with all the non-curry Asians. But yeah, everyone has a Danny.

>>27256599

I still love the one story he told half the restaurant about the Muslim his wife was serving one time. The Muslin lost his shit because they were cooking pork and chicken on the same flaptop. His black buddy walked up behind the irate Muslin, picked him up by the caller of his shirt, and carried him outside to the curb.

The guy never came back.

"Yeah..." You shrug. "So, maybe I'm just a dumb American, but who's Maho Nishizumi? I know the Nishizumi's are big into tanking but..." You say, glancing over at Miho. Chouno filled you in on a lot about what the Nishizumis, at least Miho's mother Shiho, were like personally, but you'd never heard much about their professional exploits.

Lizzy gasps. "You don't know about the Nishizumis? They're like... Senshado's royal family- Maho's already been a world champion twice! The Nishizumis are like an entire family of Michael Jordans of Tanking." Color you impressed. "They're really... driven, I guess you'd say. Success is practically sacred to them..." She shrugs. "It gets results- nobody's got more championship wins than Black Forest."

"I see." You say, watching Miho. If it weren't for her first name you'd have never guessed that someone as friendly and down-to-earth as Miho could come from a family like the Nishizumis.

Lizzy sees your look and wastes absolutely no time putting two and two together. "Wait... Miho... You?" She blinks. "You got any idea what you're getting into?"

>"Miho's a nice person, who cares about her family?"
>"No, what am I getting into?"
>"What are you talking about?"
>Other.

>>27256632

>flaptop

Really autocorrect? I can understand it fucking up Muslim with muslin, but how?

>>27256655
>"What are you talking about?"

>>27256655
>"Miho's a nice person, who cares about her family?"

>>27256655
>"What are you talking about?"

Eh?

>>27256655
>what are you talking about?
is that pocket pasta, I smell?

>>27256655
>Other.
>Nope, I have no idea. But that's where the fun is, isn't it?

>>27256655
>"Miho's a nice person, who cares about her family?"

>>27256655
>"Miho's a nice person, who cares about her family?"

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>>27256655
>"Miho's a nice person, who cares about her family?"

>>27256655
>"What are you talking about?"
Silly Amerikaner!

>>27256655
>"Miho's a nice person, who cares about her family?"

>>27256655
>"Miho's a nice person, who cares about her family?"
>>27256697
And I do like this response also.

>>27256655
>>"Miho's a nice person, who cares about her family?"

>>27256655
>"Miho's a nice person, who cares about her family?"
Oh god full speed ahead button up load hvap

>>27256655
>"Miho's a nice person, who cares about her family?"

I'm a Kayfag, but seriously, fuck Miho's family.

>>27256655
>>Other.
Murika. Fuck Yeah.

To be fair, her sister is a half-decent person who only acts the way she does to help shield Miho from their mother.

>>27256655
>LOTSA SPAGHETTI

>>27256897

I think we're all well aware of that.

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>>27256655
>>"Miho's a nice person, who cares about her family?"

For some reason I see our meeting with her mother going like this.

>>27256962
Hate to ask this but source?

Dammit Blackjack, when you said Sunday yesterday I thought you meant next week sunday.

>>27256655
>>"Miho's a nice person, who cares about her fami - what am I getting int - no, what are you talking about!?"
The spaghetti must flow.

>>27257022
http://nerf-this.com/arousingly-stressful/

Its a webcomic.

Well, it's been an hour, time to poke BJ again.

You blink and immediately go defensive. "What the- what are you talking about?" You say, waving your arms in front of you. "I'm not getting into anything!" You wave more, but Lizzy just looks at you and cocks an eyebrow and blinks slowly. "...Anything?" What is it about American tank girls and being able to browbeat you?

"Listen, just... keep it to yourself, alright?" You say finally, drooping your shoulders and quieting your voice. "Miho... She's a sweet girl- she's nothing like what I've heard about the rest of her family!" You look over at the littlest Nishizumi girl. "I don't really care about her family, to be honest."

Lizzy sighs. "You don't understand... Families like that, even when they're distant, they will chew you up and spit you out." She looks you dead in the eye. "I've seen it before- families don't become that successful without... sacrifice."

You blink and notice Roy finally arriving at the hanger, looking chipper. "Oh! There's our usual loader!" You breath a massive sigh of relief for an excuse to get out of this top. "Have a good sleep?" You say with a laugh. "This is Lizzy, she's Glorianna's Centurion's commander!" You swallow and look at Lizzy.

You chance one more glance over at Miho, but now you're worried about something slightly more important that Patrick and Richard's teasing.

>>27257343

NEXT TIME ONE GUPQ!

Next time on Girls und Panzer!

>We talk with Roy about relationships.
>We try to hang out with Miho.
>Patrick is still single.

Girls und Panzer Quest will return again Monday at 5-6PM PST. (That's later today, mind you.)

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>>27257363
Three threads in a row. Wow.

>>27257363

On one hand, I'm a massive Kayfag, on the other, a Miho is fine too, and she kinda needs a break after everything that's happened to her.

>>27257363
>Patrick is still single
Aww, no more qt3.14 volleyball girl

>>27257427
That was Roy, not patrick.

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>>27255784
I like mine with a bit of bulk to them.

>>27257461
Lewd.

>>27257461
dat vampir.

>>27257461
>Tiger II
>Not superior T95

Son, do you even BBT?

>>27257829
Doubt it's a Tiger II with that muzzle brake.

E-75?

>>27257915
Yeah, you right. I have failed zhe glorious Third Riech.
Brb, sudoku

>>27257915
>>27257944
It's an E-100 with a hypothetical Henschel-like turret.

>>27258029
Could be an E-100, but E-75 seems more likely since it doesn't have the armored track coverings.

I think I'm most excited for when Miho takes us back to her apartment alone.
>all those creepy wounded teddy bears

>>27257446
was it?
damn, I can't remember shit.

>>27261237
Richard - Saori
Roy - Akebi
Patrick - Talibeard
Rose - Single
Russells - IDON'TKNOWWHAT'SGOINGON

>>27257402
You guys keep implying Kay isn't sexually liberated enough to be comfortable with the fact that she wants both Russels AND Miho. Stop that.