>>27160052

You murmur your thanks, and turn your eyes back towards the screen, where the rest of the assembled idols are still busy squealing at their colleague's - and Kyosuke's - performance. Apparently, things have gotten a bit out of hand - or at least that's how it looks like, with the young man's cape now on fire, along with his guitar - but he's still playing. Still thrashing at the strings like a man possessed.

Behind him, you can see a few of the stagehands already scrambling forward with fire extinguishers and a stretcher, all of them seemingly struggling with the choice of whether or not to interrupt such a performance and save the musician's life, or allow it to continue and most likely kill the young man.

It's then that you hear it - a sudden shriek of rushing air, nearly deafening at first but tapering off into a silent, almost whispery hiss. This noise is repeated again, three times in succession, before Ayumu's voice comes back on.

"Car has been disabled, Matsuda-san." The Vindicare's voice is much more relaxed now. "They won't be going anywhere with four flat tires."

"Confirmed," Another Vindicare on the frequency pipes up. "...Man, Ayumu, you didn't just blow out their tires. You nearly shot the car to pieces!"

"I was just being thorough," Ayumu murmurs defensively. "Taking a minute to reload and relocate to the nearest alternative vantage point. Someone please keep the target on sight."

"Roger wilco." There's a snickering noise, here. "Looks like they just found out. Dude with the slicked-back hair looks PISSED. And one of the executives is crying!"

"Let's try to keep unnecessary vox chatter on the minimum, please, Squad Hiryu," Enishi's voice comes on momentarily.

A series of reluctant assents, followed by a hesitant inquiry. "...Anyway, um. Further orders, Warmaster?"

How do you respond?

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>>27160065

[X] "Get one of Kyousuke's goons to approach and ask if they need help. Pump them for information. Keep me posted."

>>27160065
Put Kaiser's fire out, Continue surveillance

Also;
http://www.wakachan.org/anime/res/2779.html

>>27160065
Yay!
[x]"Observe and report. If they try anything suspicious, follow them. If they become aggressive, then you have my permission to shoot our their kneecaps. Warn Kyosuke's squad as well."

>>27160065
[x] Send 2 of Kyosuke's goons to get the exec's back inside for "tea and refreshments until we get them a backup transport". Then grill them for info. The yaks can come too or stay under the crosshairs.

>>27160065

Have one of ours intercept them and ask if they need a ride. Insist if she has to, that they get into one of our vehicles. Then start asking questions.

>>27160065
[x] "Whichever one is closest, question the execs about their reason for leaving. This was almost certainly a distraction, so don't let your guard down, any of you."

>>27160065
[x]This,
>>27160085
[x]and then get someone to ask Kyousuke on the vox to give the word when he wants to be extinguished so he doesn't die.

>>27160065
>>27160085
>>27160100
voting

>>27160052
[x]Let one of Kyousuke Security-Guys approach Yoshitaka Mine.
[x]Let him deliver the message that the Head of Security for this Gig - Chiaki Matsuda - would like to have a talk with him and the Executives and guide them somewhere backstage where we can talk to them personally.

Lets see how the rats that attemped to leave the sinking ship will react to that.

>>27160065

Great this is a tricky situation.
I don't want to divert our attention away from the concert. Stuff is going to happen there. However if we get the executives we can find out what is happening down there and prevent it.

[x] Keep observing, try to monitor what they say. The rest of the squad get back into position. About the fire, how about we make an appearance? STUFF THE BALLOON INTO THE SHIELD (it might be filled with poison gas or something). Use timestop to grab a fire extinguisher and talk up to Kyoskie and put him out.

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Isn't it Sayaka's bedtime yet?

Oh boy, MGNQ's back!
Time to see if things go bad or not.

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>>27160065

Show some style.

Turn up personally to meet the execs and offer the opportunity for them to retire to a premium area in the arena.

After all, they won;t be going anywhere for awhile.

Don't send a goon. We'll just be talking through the mic and somethings might not be suitable for the rank and file's ears.

So turn up in person and do this right with the proper protocol.

Gotta be diplomatic here, not immediately hostile. Make sure they know we are now their only way out, if they cooperate. We will get them out alive if they tell us what we want to know, they will thank us and owe us a favor for it. If they have any problems with this, feel free to break a finger or two.

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>>27160153
Some style?
<- How about this?

>>27160065
Finally made it to one of Decu's threads. Yay.

>>27160095
[X] Tell them to keep their heads on a swivel and send Mine and the execs to a room. Have some of Kyosuke's men grilling them for info.

[X] Timestop, extinguish fire. Make sure to do it like it was a stage effect.

>>27160153
Little problem, we need to be on hand when, not if, things go to shit.

>>27160153

Hm... There is merit to this, but, well... I also kept thinking to send a goon because these are music business execs, used to dealing with histrionic little idols. Chiaki showing up and saying she's the head of security is just going to end up with derision.

So my thought was to send a security goon, which might put them at ease more quickly.

That being said, sending Enishi might be good for this but I really don't want to have her distracted in case something goes down soon.

>>27160153
We want to be close to Ruri if shit hits the fan. And why would we personally meet some yak? Fuck that, get him escorted to us.

>>27160153

"With Style" is making them come to us, we cannot afford to be outside if shit is going to get real any second now.

We want to have them here because we want to know WHAT shit is going to get real, HOW shit is going to get real and WHEN shit is going to get real, because they might know something.

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>>27160144
Kyoko mad cos Sayaka is a dead fish in bed

>>27160179
We really don't want any of our Magical assets being diverted, as something will eventually come up.

Kyosuke has a whole team, perhaps a platoon's worth, of security guards. Heck, he can even do the interrogating yourself.

>>27160190
Can we afford to be distracted?

>>27160195
Himself*

Goddamn it. Polite sage for off-topic.

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>>27160171

Things won't go to shit too fast.

In the worst case scenario, we have Sallaka and Enishi protecting the Principal in the few minutes we're away. They can execute the getaway plan we came up with last time.

If we want information fast, we need to speak face to face with the man in charge. We speak through a goon, it'll take more time and he might not be able to express himself well.

Besides theres nothing like questions coming from a MG instead of just a security guy. Likely we'll save time and if we need to rush somewhere, we can activate time stop as a last resort.

>>27160179

The Head of Security showing up to allay their fears would likely put them at ease faster. We could turn up with a couple of security personnel just for show too, though. If they see them following chiaki's orders, they'll get it.

>>27160184

The yakuza is still in his seat. These are music business execs that were leaving in a hurry after talking to said Yakuza.

Though having Mine brought to us might be a good idea, perhaps after we get some information out of the execs

>>27160195
Going outside to them would be a distraction.
Having them inside and possiby near us to question them is not.

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Whatever we do is that we should NOT leave that balloon we received in the last thread in the Idol dressing room.

I can see the popping, filling the dressing room with poison gas and killing all the idols (except conveniently Iori)

>>27160085
[x]This.

And also, someone put Krauser's little fire out. We need our normals alive.

>>27160204
It's too early for shadow runs.

>>27160190

If it was getting real that fast, they would have hoofed it.

Whatever is coming, is coming soon but there is a time window to prep and we need that info, stat and kneecapping should bring that up quickly.

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Mami, don't eat banana bread just before sleeping. Your chest will get fat...ter

>>27160204
Are there even any poisonous gasses lighter than air?

>>27160204
>Ballon with "Poison gas"
>Having anywhere enough nervegas for a lethal dose

Do you even Chemical Warfare anon?

>>27160153

[x] This

This should be handle personally, not from a distance.

>>27160199
>>27160201
>>27160219
Moving these three together, can we have the executives brought up to us (discreetly) for a "discussion" before calling in that greasy Yak after grilling them for info?

>>27160235
Or even wildly speculating here, the balloon may have Anthrax.

>>27160065
[x] "Eyes up inside the stadium."
>>27160230
>>27160235
MAGIC poison gas?

>>27160249

[x] Having the execs brought to us sounds like a good compromise. I'm willing to get behind this, yes.

>>27160249

Or perhaps go directly and sit down next to the yakuza?

Kyosuke's team can get the execs, deliver them to enishi who should be able to pump them for info. She should be good at that sort of soft interrogation.

Said info can than be relayed quickly over the headsets.

>>27160230
>>27160235

Mix neurotoxic gas with helium at 10 parts helium to 1 part nerve agent and you'll have a plenty deadly balloon for a confined area. The lethal dose is crazy low with some agents

Not that there is much real chance that the balloon is a trap either way

>>27160268
We need Enishi on-hand in case of Callidus shenanigans.

Also, I won't trust our comms to be 100% hack-proof. There also may be the possibility of a mole in their ranks.

>>27160273
>all balloons are trapped in a similar matter
>half the audience have them
>someone has a device to pop them all simultaneously

>>27160286
Their being Kyosuke's guard force.

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>>27160065
EH DECU! G'day From Australia. Due to work hours dictating my sleep schedule, I can't play in the threads. But dammit man, you've got me hooked. Keep running the good work!
Damn moon rabbit.

[X] Tell them to keep their heads on a swivel and send Mine and the execs to a room. Have some of Kyosuke's men grilling them for info.

[X] Timestop, extinguish fire. Make sure to do it like it was a stage effect.

>>27160290
Your paranoia's too high anon!

>>27160309
>timestopping for something frivolous
>having to deal with pinky this often
No, bad fellow ausfag.

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>>27160222
<- Draw her with black irises and fangs to be Faust!

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>>27160314
>paranoia
>too high

Blow someones kneecaps off!

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>>27160331
we need to spend more time with Pinky to make her better at sharing.

And to steal her bow one day.

>>27160249
...Anthrax cant kill you right away, anon, it takes some time and if you have Megucas who can actually heal shot why would you ever consider assassination in such a roundabout way.

Please dont shadowrun for such inane reasons, it cheapens the shadowruns for everyone involved.

>>27160222
The breasts talked

>>27160365
Shadow running has become just a bad fucking joke in these threads

It used to mean reasonable paranoia because shit is going to go bad, everyone is going to double cross you and your shit is going to be wrecked

Now it is just people throwing it around because "lol shadowruns I is funny!"

>>27160331
Dealing with Pinky is easy, just look at her and ask, "Do I need to hug you? Because I think you need a hug." Problem solved

>>27160290
Too sloppy of a plan, if any balloons broke early it'd give off the scheme, which could then be foiled basically by everyone being told to let go over the intercom.

>>27160365
>>27160377
Someone asked for something poisonous that you could spread out via balloons, I simply answered.

It was in no way something along the lines of "SHADOWRUNS", merely discussing. I don't think the Yaks would put that much effort.

Polite sage for off-topic.

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Heh, I just realised that suddenly appearing in front of a crowd of people is probably not a good idea.

Ah well

>>27160199
>In the worst case scenario, we have Sallaka and Enishi protecting the Principal in the few minutes we're away. They can execute the getaway plan we came up with last time.

no worst case scenario is sayaka goes full flesh of fallen angels and fucks this mission on us.
cause it could happen, and there were a couple hints 2 threads ago to point that out, like her eyes flipping the whole crazy psycho bitch mode for a few seconds on the way in.

Delegate. Get either a mook, or a magical girl to interview.

If you go with the mook get a magical girl to watch - if they bring out the magic cards, the girls can kneecap the boss and we have fun vicariously.

Damn, this OP pic is still as delicious as when it was new.

We're kinda stumbling around blind here guys, we don't even know if something bad is going to go down (fake-out would be pretty appropriate for this mission after all) and we know very little as to how the Tojo Group might plan to coerce Ruri into signing. And absolutely nothing about mystery decapitator. Let's not go insane with suspicion yet, when there's nothing actively harmful happened, and we have a source of (probably false, but still) information to investigate with the execs.

>>27160463

Chun-Li tier legs and best butt.

>>27160435

I can think of so many more worst case scenarios. Kharn could show up with Mamis head. Then everyone goes FoFA. Then Wendy helps the Yaks kidnap Iori and Ruri. Then it starts to rain on the moon for the next month.

>>27160463
>and we know very little as to how the Tojo Group might plan to coerce Ruri into signing
Honestly, if they're anywhere near intelligent they'll just wait for our contract to lapse THEN nab her.

Its not like we're going to give more than negative five fucks after this concert's over, after all.

>>27160496
Maybe an outside force is working in concert with the Yaks? Outside force being the same one mailing that decapitated head and corpse to us.

Just speculating.

>>27160496
>Honestly, if they're anywhere near intelligent they'll just wait for our contract to lapse THEN nab her.
This man is correct. It's not like 4 days later Ruri will develop immunity to yak contracts. Doing anything..forceful with us present is not good for one's health.

>>27160463
We got nothing on the body because we (and by 'we' I mean 'you fucking retards') decided to bitch out on using timestop to inspect it.
We also have not called/pinged Kyoko/Midori to tell them.
We haven't even sent a text to QB to inform him.

Frankly, we (and once I again I mean 'how can you all be this stupid') seem to be doing everything possible to ignore EVERY SINGLE SOURCE of advice on this situation.
We do know that Wendy might be here, though. Good job on that one!

>>27160496
I think we'd just murder them all horribly because Tojo is clearly working with the Tenth, and the Tenth is dickbutt central.

>>27160514
It's likely if she gets in with a contract after this concert that threat might be lessened. But yeah, stupid to show up in person.

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>>27160526
Did someone say contracts.

>>27160425
Ehh, they'll just assume it's Stage Effects and eat it all up.

We really aren't great with this defending concept.

Really, a policy of retribution "kill our client and we'll perform a hit on whoever made that order" is a thing we might consider; yet it's probably too messy to deal with.

>>27160550
Isn't that a given? If someone fucks up our first assignment as Warmaster, his chances of living are..slim regardless of whether or not we see him today in person.

>>27160496

As far as the Yaks know, she is going to have MG protection from now on. While they probably hired someone who is also on a timed contract.

Also, idols are not idols forever. If they plan to sell her into sexual slavery, she is worth the most when her popularity is at its peak. She might have hit a plateau in ratings and they have decided now or never.

Yeh, nabbing her right now when the Warmaster is watching her is stupid, but they might not have the luxury of time. The last Idol we watched had our full protection and went underground for how many weeks again? We might actually be why they are acting so soon.

>>27160522
Because trusting our culexus leader is a bad idea when she called Mami, organized a team to get the body, probably ran it by the boss and have helped us organize far more security than is reasonable for a job that is basically babysitting all because we ( and by we I mean fuckwits like you who want to shoot everything when we walk into a room just in case ) are overreacting

>>27160561

We should also make one hell of an example out of them as well. Make sure people know that if they knowingly fuck up one of our missions, we won't just destroy them, but everything they tried to build.

But lets put aside thoughts of revenge until we actually fail.

>>27160249 >>27160153 >>27160132

You bite your lip as you consider your next move. ...This is going to take some getting used to, you figure. Normally, you'd be the one getting orders barked at, not the one barking them out. Sure, you went through the requisite training for squadmembers - to equip each Magical Girl in a squad basic leadership qualities in case their leader gets taken out - but this is your first time at the helm. It's not...hnh. It's not your natural role, is what you're trying to get at. You're much more comfortable doing things yourself rather than ask someone else to.

But you are Warmaster now, and like it or not, you'll just have to adjust.

You clear your throat, here, and then tell Squad Hiryu to keep alert. Half of them to dedicate their attention to Mine's group, and the other half to any outward threats that might show up. The entire Squad - along with Enishi - replies to the affirmative, and it's then that you call the attention of one of Kyosuke's men.

"Yes, ma'am?" Comes the gruff, yet alert tone from one of Kyosuke's trusted officers, a rather eager-looking guy by the name of Ben. Just as huge as Charles, you noted upon seeing him, and sporting the very same afro. "We've got the yak and his rich buddies in sight. Just say the word and we'll take them down."

You allow yourself a smile, before telling him to simply invite Mine and his executives for some tea with you, backstage. His guards can come along, but only if they hand over their firearms for safekeeping. Wouldn't want an accidental discharge or anything.

"Roger that, Miss Matsuda." Ben chuckles at your plan. "I'm sure they'll be happy to oblige."

You thank him, and make to sign off - before catching another glimpse of the Tv screen. It looks like Kyosuke's finally allowed the stage crew to put him out. ...Is Kyosuke going to be alright, you ask? You don't know much about this kind of music, but...he was on fire, wasn't he?

[1/2]

>>27160144
>>27160168
>>27160192
>>27160222
>>27160338
Nighty night

>>27160631
I don't want to shoot anything. Yet. Except QB for giving us this mission without telling us ANYTHING about it.
I DID kind of overreact when the webcam showed up, though. I apologise for that.

>>27160378
Give her a nice cup of coco?
>>27160338

>>27160661

"I'd hazard that he'll be just fine, Miss Matsuda." You could hear the grin on Ben's voice. "Kamijou's a tough kid, and he's done this kind of thing before. We're still sad he had to retire, but he says he doesn't miss the touring - or living out of tour buses."

Ah. Right. Well, you'll be waiting for them at the entrance. There should be a few rooms nearby that can be used as an impromptu interrogation room there.

"Acknowledged, Miss Matsuda. We'll have them ready for you."

You thank him once more, before allowing the static filling in radio silence to key itself down to an inaudible level. You glance back at the idols - it seems they're getting ready for the next song number, which you remember is the opening song for the OVA of that porn Midori makes.

"We're nearly up, Chiaki-chan!" Ruri chimes as she steps forward, bouncing in her Miracle Midori costume. And for some reason, her costume is accurate enough that even the...bouncing...is properly replicated. Despite you remembering that she's not all that bouncy to begin with. "Come on, are you ready for your big debut? And you don't even have to wear a costume, since yours is already perfect!"

Sayaka meets your gaze, and shakes her head. Hanging back behind the idol, she taps at her ear - saying that she'd been listening to the frequency, too. She then gestures to Ruri, then to herself, then flashes you the international symbol that meant, pretty much, that she'll be wearing the idol like underwear. Index and middle finger held tightly together.

. . .

How do you react?

[]Play along. Allow yourself to be dragged into the performance.
[]Decline. You have a yak to interrogate.
[]Other.

>>27160707
[x]Decline. You have a yak to interrogate.
OH DEAR SUCH A SHAME BUT THIS REALLY CAN'T WAIT GOOD LUCK BYE

>>27160707
>[x]Decline. You have a yak to interrogate.
We have a job to do, lady.

>>27160707
>[]Play along. Allow yourself to be dragged into the performance.
let them stew and wonder wtf is going on

>>27160707
>[x]Decline. You have a yak to interrogate.
"I'm not getting into this. I'm already on edge and I have a yak to take care of."

>>27160707
>She then gestures to Ruri, then to herself, then flashes you the international symbol that meant, pretty much, that she'll be wearing the idol like underwear.
How lewd.

[x] Explain to Ruri that as much as you'd loathe-love, yes, love being on stage, you've sadly got some security stuff to take care of. Nothing big, but definitely requiring your urgent attention. Such a pity indeed, but you're sure they will do fine in your absence.

>>27160707

Ugh, really don't like letting Ruri out of our sight, but we should start trusting our Equerry more.

>[X]Decline. You have a yak to interrogate.

Don't tell her about interrogating the yaks. Tell her that something came up, nothing to be worried, just something you need to take care. You'll show up on stage as soon it's taken care of and she can have her fun making your miserable them.

>>27160707
>[]Play along. Allow yourself to be dragged into the performance.
when we get a mic, we should call out to the jaks saying we're going to kneecap them after the song

>>27160725
<OH DEAR SUCH A SHAME BUT THIS REALLY CAN'T WAIT GOT YAKS TO INTERROGATE GOOD LUCK BYE
Delivered in total deadpan.

>>27160707

[X] Nod silently and give Sayaka a thumb's up.
[x] Decline and tell Ruri that something came up. You have a yak to interrogate.

>>27160707
[x]Play along.

Seems better to just go along with this than risk her whining about fucking up the stage show later. Grumping on stage for four minutes isn't going to kill us, and we can let the poor motherfucker sit and stew until then.

If we decided to get a message out to Wendy, it'd give us a chance to do that, too.

>>27160707
>[x]Decline. You have a yak to interrogate.
"Unfortunately, I cannot. I have things to discuss with some yaks and I don't want to leave them alone. On a completely different and not at all related note, how good is the cleaning staff at their jobs?"

>>27160707

seconding this >>27160770

we can use it to give Wendy a message

>>27160707

>[]Decline. You have a yak to interrogate. Say you'll arrive late. Just like Murderface. No cares for schedules.

>>27160770

Agree on this.

>>27160707

[x] we may be able to join in a little late, no promises though.

>>27160707
[x] "Sorry, have to shoot some knees, maybe later. "

>>27160707
>[X]Play along. Allow yourself to be dragged into the performance.

Although I’m all in on trusting Sayaka normally we saw her with black eyes so I don’t think it’s not good to leave her alone

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>>27160707

>[x]Decline. You have a yak to interrogate.

"I might join you later on the stage. Without a care for the schedule, like Murder Mayumi would. Besides, I'm going to give some Yaks a hard time. Maybe even kneecap one or two."

If she hears we're skipping out to fuck with yaks, she'll be less grumpy/grouchy. She might even want in.

Remember when we specifically preemptively refused to go on stage when checking up on her pre-concert? Yeah, not happening, miss hard-of-hearing.

>>27160707
[x]Play along.
She's our principle, and we were supposed to show her a good time. Maybe we can afford to actually do that for a change. We can still listen in on the earpiece while someone else interrogates the yaks.

>>27160707
>[x]Decline. You have a yak to interrogate.

We don't even know the routine. What are we going to do? Stand on stage and glare at the audience?

We need to make sure this event doesn't end after one day, we can indulge her and her fans latter. Once the big antagonist is out of the way.

>>27160707
[x]Doing this, declining but explaining that part.
>>27160828

>>27160828

I like this. We might even be able to work the time stop into it somehow. Just show up out of nowhere. People would buy that it was special effects.

I uh, read up to chapter 132 on the ebook, but the suptg numbering is different from the ebook's so I don't know what's next.
Um, help?

>>27160887
What's the last thing that happened that you read?

>people ACTUALLY voting to go along
this isn't the MGNQ I know and love

>>27160707
[x]Play along. Allow yourself to be dragged into the performance.
We can't screw this up in front of the world, and Mine can sweat while he waits.

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>>27160855
But we already have our own routine

[x] Play along. Allow yourself to be dragged into the performance.

Let the Yaks sweat it out while we're onstage. Plus, if something does go wrong, it leaves us right next to Ruri to deal with it. Just as long as our forces are spread out so we can't all get taken out in one swoop, it's the best place to be.

>>27160897
A body dressed in Mami's clothing on the way to the concert, and
"Sayaka doesn't have a Golden Weapon. She already has that...cheesecake thing.
...Right?"

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>>27160707
>Considering horsing around when we have a Job to do

Nope not going to happen.

[x]Decline.
[x]Remove Chucklefucks from glorius serbian thread.

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>>27160828
This

>>27160887
>>27160916

Use this

http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Thread_index

>>27160920
Saved, no questions asked.

>>27160916
That's 127 in the archive, this will be 130.

>>27160928
Thanks!

>>27160920

"It's too bad she won't live... But then again, what magical girl does?"

>>27160707
>PLAY ALONG!!!!
If Wendy is in the crowd this may be our best and only chance to spot her before blood starts spraying. It's risky but we should trust Yuu's insight, give Wendy a chance to try to interact with us, and if it devolves into a gun/knife fight on the stage it's just part of the show. I mean it is MM X MM violence is a hallmark.

>>27160913
If a fire fight brakes out we are doing this

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>>27160828

>Pot out of FUKIN' nowhere halfway through with a baseball bat covered in "fake" blood.

The time in nigh.

>>27160828

[x] This

>>27160707
Play along, see if we can pass a message to Wendy
Less chance of complaints from Ruri which will just make things a pain and we can just let the yaks and the execs stew for a little bit, show them that they aren't that important

>>27160828
Heh, I like this.

>we should just let Mine figure out a way to escape, playing with Wendy is far more important!
oh my god I really wish I could just strangle all of you right now

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>>27161005
>baseball bat
>not golf club

>>27160828
This seems alright.

>>27161036
Both choices are fine. It's
[x] Keep a closer eye over the person who's likely to get shot at
or
[x] forcefully interrogate the guy who's got a lead on the situation

Both are valid things. Both of them have a pretty much equal chance of wendyisms.

>>27160970
O God, that would be perfect and everything could be explained as wires and SFX. It would be the greatest show Ruri ever put on, she would be all over it, with us defending RuriMidori from the crazy golden knife wielding MG using our own golden deagle, ultimately resolving the conflict with hugs and hand holding in true MG fashion. All broadcast live for millions. QB will be all like, this isn't generating any despair at all...

>>27161036
The primary objective is to protect the principal. Spending time on thugs (who are, at best, the secondary objective) is unwise, particularly right after they tried to GTFO from whatever's coming. If they get away, we can still hunt them down later, but we can't un-kill Ruri.

>>27161036
and I want to strangle you for abandoning the fucking principle...

>>27161005
>>27161043
Oddly enough, I am very much okay with Yangire Homu. Diamonds can't even cut me right now.

>>27161056
>crazy golden knife wielding MG
Wendy has a golden weapon?

>>27161073
But we're protecting her by dealing with known threats.

It's the principal of the thing.

>>27161080
Nothing odd about that. Nothing odd about that at all.

>>27161087
>It's the principal of the thing.
that principle is going to get the principle killed, so stop being retarded and do you job

>>27161073
>>27161087
>principle
>principal
You're doing this on purpose now.

>>27161058
>hear shit going down on radio
>timestop, go investigate
It's not like being on the stage will alert us any sooner.
Hell, all the lights will probably just fuck with our vision.
>>27161073
Sayaka is on close protection, we're investigating to see what the Yak's plan is, which has probably been delayed due to them not being able to escape beforehand.

>>27161080
We should golf club some fucker in the name of all good things in the past. Instead of shooting kneecaps, we could try clubbing them for the novelty. Good thing we have a few yaks incoming.

>>27161094
Nobody wants her dead you fuck. She has to be alive to sign the contract. And there's Blueberry 50cm from Ruri at all times.

>>27161087
>But we're protecting her by dealing with known threats.
By dealing with the threat you can see, you're leaving the principal open to the threat that you can't see, and which the visible threats were running away from.

>>27161105
>which has probably been delayed due to them not being able to escape beforehand.
and if they are still there, whatever they planned aint going down with them still on the premises

>>27161111
> 50cm

Thaats some loose underwear

>>27161105
>timestop
Got a plan to deal with Pinky? Every single timestop activation has resulted in Pinky being present and fucking around with our Timestop duration and whatever we were doing at the time.

>>27161112

I see.

>>27161073
>>27161087
>>27161094
>>27161099
JUST SO YOU KNOW

>As a noun, princiPAL commonly means "administrator" or "sum of money." As an adjective, princiPAL means "most important."

>The noun princiPLE means "basic truth" or "rule."

Ruri is currently our princiPAL, ie what's currently MOST IMPORTANT, or WHAT'S GOING TO GET US PAID.

Shooting people in the kneecaps is our princiPLE, and our means of enforcing our princiPLEs on people.

AND NOW YOU KNOW

>>27161119
What did you expect, with all the leeks she pleasures herself with?

>>27161036
Yeah because it isn't like we have a vindicare team ready to fuck him five ways to Sunday the moment he thinks of escaping, a full security contingent, the power to stop time and a possible plan in the works that involves hurting, killing or kidnapping our principal who is giving us an ironclad excuse to stick near her

>>27161136
...And knowing is half the battle.

>>27161129
Yes, actually.
>Hey Pinky, I guess it's showtime, huh.
>Yep! Put on a good performance for me, okay?
>One order of blood, death, and suffering coming right up.
>Don't forget the screams of the innocent on the side!
>I'll do my best.

>>27161151
Consider also that they know they're dealing with magical girls. They've taken us into account.

>>27161169
Yeah dealing with US
They don't know what we called in for backup or that Sayaka is a sparkle bitch either most likely

>>27161193
Except NECO blurted it out on the internet.

>>27161193
We also don't know what they've got. It's safer to have too much force to respond than not enough because we're dealing with a nonessential task.

>>27161201

Fucking NECO

>>27161201
That cat's been silent for a while now.

I need my poorly-spelt Chirpee fix!

>>27161224
You just summoned her.

>>27161201
>>27161215
>>27161224
SPEAKING OF
>NECO @MGsAreReal 49s

>I'm not like a fan or anyathing but there's seriously only one performer who can light himself on fire on stage and still look cool

>>27161224
WITCH

>>27161250
May we burn her?

>>27161257
I never say no to fire.

>>27161257
Only if she's lighter then a duck!

>>27161245
Maybe they should have called him in instead of Kyosuke.
(Dohohoho)

>>27161266

Burn the witch Burn the witch Burn the witch Burn the witch Burn the witch

>>27161245
>NECO @MGsAreReal 4m

>...I wonder if she'll be up on stage after all = 3 = i still wanna hear her sing nyaaa

Chiaki seems like more of a dive bar singer to me.

>>27161250
>>27161245
>>27161244

Oh God-Emperor forgive me!

>>27161298
With a rough, scratchy singing voice, but she's so clearly singing her grief from personal experience that she has the whole room sobbing?

>>27161298
I was thinking that may be Sayapyon and not Chiaki. We'll know after the performance (or during, for that matter)

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>>27161302

There is no God-Emperor here.

Only the Blessed Lady.

>>27161302

You may beg his forgiveness in front of the golden throne, personally.

Heretic.

>>27161314
She's a witch, not your Blessed Lady.

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>>27161314
>reminding me of mountain bitch
GSDFS

>>27161344

What can I say? I really love his works. Sengoku Youko had a slow start but now I like it almost as much as Biscuit Hammer. I still need to get around to reading Spirit Circle though.

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>>27161369
Spirit Circle is pretty damn good, if you like his other stuff you'll probably enjoy the shit out of it.

>>27160707
>[]Play along. Allow yourself to be dragged into the performance.
Just one song can't hurt, right?

>>27160725 >>27160727 >>27160738 >>27160828

You nod at Sayaka, before turning back to Ruri and shaking your head. As much as you were waiting to make your big debut of lipsynching to a packed worldwide audience, something else has come up that needs your immediate attention. Something that involves a yak, his knees, and your gun. And it really can't wait.

"B-but...!" Ruri pouts here, clearly displeased at this turn of events. "I'm already dressed up and everything to be your Miracle Midorin, Chiaki-chan! And really, I'll be leading the entire way, you don't have to worry about placing and stuff, you just need to look cool! Come on, I gotta have the real deal for this number...!"

The super idol's plea ends in a plaintive note, tears welling up at the conrers of her eyes, and for a moment you're actually compelled to just suck it up and say yes. The yak and his buddies can stew for a while, can't day? Besides, you'll just be singing for one number, and that's it. Do you really have to be so uncooperative sometimes--

It's here that Deepthroat suddenly comes into the scene, in that awkward, sweaty, drippy way that she does. Mumbling something underneath her breath as she squeezes past idols and extras, you see her smile wanly at you before tugging at Ruri's cape, whispering something into her ear.

The super idol, still sniffing, seems to blink in surprise for a few moments as she listens - and it's here that she flashes you a grin. "Haah. Chiaki-chan, you lucky devil. Good thing I thought about the possibility of this happening, and arranged a backup plan just in case!"

A backup plan...?

"...She means me, Chiaki-san," a familiar voice says as some of the idols crowding around Ruri part - to reveal...well, a rather spitting image of yourself, from the glasses to the costume, albeit with Murder Mayumi-styled differences. A shiny metal Shield, with chainsaw teeth jutting from its rim, gleams from her right arm.

[1/2]

>>27161421
>Fucking around while members of the Yakuza are being detained and moved backstage
Wrong

>>27161449

WHAT

>>27161449

What? Who? You blink at this strange apparition. Is that...?

...

This idol. This idol made Iori dress up like you! ...Sort of!

"Ruri-san knew you were going to find some way out of this performance, and kindly asked me to take your place." A small smile curls your slightly-distorted reflection's lips. "N-not that she had to. I volunteered myself." It's here that her cheeks redden at your slack-jawed stare. "U-um, I don't look too weird, don't I, Chiaki-san? It's just a wig, and this isn't real blood..." She points towards the splotches of crimson on her bomber jacket's collar, as well as on her Shield. "...And goodness, how do you even wear these heels for as long as you do? I'm barely an hour into this costume and already my feet hurt!"

It's...uh...you never really thought about that kind of thing, you wanted to say. Or rather, it does hurt a fucking lot, but it kind of takes care of itself after you've started running in them enough that your feet have practically given up telling you how much they hurt.

But you're a bit too stunned at the moment to see Iori cosplaying as you. It's...it's pretty surreal.

"I wasn't even going to bring her out if you went along, Chiaki-chan," Ruri harrumphs, stepping up behind Iori and placing both her hands on her shoulders. "But yeah, Iori-chan, looks like you were right about her - Chiaki doesn't really like fun, doesn't she?" The super idol sticks her tongue out at you again. "We'll just have to do the number without her, it seems like!"

Iori shakes her head at this. "N-no, Ruri-san--"

"Ruri-chan!" The super idol corrects her, petulantly.

The idol wearing your face looks at you, bearing an expression of saintly patience being stressed, before managing to smile again. "A-alright. Ruri-chan, Chiaki-san doesn't really hate fun. She's...not just used to the work we do, after all." She looks at you, smiling. "We should leave her to do what she does best. Don't you agree, Chiaki-san?"

How do you respond?

>>27161460
Tell her to be careful, and add a wry No Fun Allowed as we go.

I'd suggest giving her a crumpled cigarette to complete the look, but we already swore off the Iori train.

>>27161460
"Go have fun, I have Yakuza to interrogate. Just get ready to jump off the stage and run like fuck at any time, since they seem antsy about something."

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>>27161460

"Work calls unfortunately. Next time, maybe? ...Thanks Iori."

>>27161460
[x] Got that right. Good luck, have fun, follow Blueberry's instructions to the letter if anything happens.

Let's go bash some kneecaps.

>>27161460
[x]Stare at them until they get uncomfortable.

"This is the second worst day in my life and the worst job I ever did. Idols. Never again."

Then go and do your damn job.

>>27161460
Thank her for explaining it in Idol-speak, and that our current method of reason and logic was like trying to get a cripple to break down a wall.

>>27161460
Clearly we must apologise to Iori for making Ruri dress her like that. No one should suffer even pretending to be us.
Remind her that No Fun Allowed, and offer a cig

>>27161479
>>27161476

[X] These.

>>27161460
"No fun allowed in my work." Completely deadpan with a grin. Then leave to take care of the yak.

>>27161460
[x] "Here. You don't have to breathe it in, but you need a cigarette. And thanks."

Well, at least Ruri has contingency plans already in place.

>>27161449
>MIND CONTROL
FUCKING CALLED IT
MIND-CONTROL ROBOT CALLIDUS FROM THE FUTURE
>>27161460
[x] "What I do best? That usually involves a lot more indiscriminate destruction than is really appropriate for a concert.
But I certainly interrogate Yaks better than I babysit spoilt super-Idols."

>>27161479
>>27161476
Both of these.

>>27161460

Iori's dead, she's gonna die, she's so dead, she's cadverific, she's necrotastic and she's got riggor mucked up.

>>27161460
I don't hate fun. Fun and me just have an agreement.

>>27161460

"yes, very much so, I have yet to remember what else I found fun in life but i think i can safely say that performing in front of such a crowd isn't on the list. Thank you Iori."

"Be careful out there."

>>27161515
May we burn-- Err, submerge her in salt water?

>>27161460
Smile, put a crumpled cig in Iori's mouth
"there, looks perfect"
Now you have fun while I go do the part of my job that I used to be solely employed for

>>27161460
[x]"Yeah, that."
Offer Iori some of your smokes, tell her she doesn't need to light it but it might help if she held it. Also mutter thanks to her for taking one for the team.
"Good luck. I'll make sure the yak's screaming can't be heard above the song."
Exit with a ponytail hairflick.

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>>27161460
[x] "Denied. Dressing up as me isn`t healthy, especially now. You may have forgotten already about the little detail we encountered on the way here, Ruri, but I haven`t. No dressing up as MurderMayumi, not during this concert anyway and this is my last word on this. If you have any complaints, please refer to my furry little employeer."

You can bet your asses that once Iori gets out there on the stage in her Murderface-Cosplay she will be attacked by someone. Not taking any fucking chances, even if its the least likeable girl.

Seriously, fuck idols.

>>27161460
Good fucking job,we just killed lori. We can take a bullet, a bat or a knife, lori can't. If Wendy wants to get MM on us and kills lori in our stead. I will have you know I voted for going on stage.

that said, I figured something like this was coming since we caught them in Ruri's hotel room.

I stand by my vote, go on stage, try and spot Wendy, our performance doesn't have to be in character, if it's bad it is in character.

>>27161606
I think we can just get Ruri to introduce Iori, and say that Chiaki hates having fun and pooped on the party by refusing to go on stage.

>>27161606
We've known about Murder Mayumi being a part of this forever. Hell, we ourselves have been on webcast camera several times. And we knew this part of the show was coming. It's a little late to suddenly get cold feet. Plus whoever is screwing with us is pretty savvy, and would already know it's not the real us there, and if anyone starts shooting idols we've already fucked up our job.

>>27161460
..Yeah, this reeks to me. I stand by my vote before.

[x]Go on stage so Iori doesn't get her ass killed.

>>27161629
>I stand by my vote, go on stage
That trains already left the station.
Too many people wanted to leave Ruri alone.

>>27161606
Either THIS

>>27161633
Or THIS.

Do not go on fucking stage.

>>27161479

[x] This

Also:

"Enishi, Sayaka. I'm counting on your two."

>>27161540
Wonderful. Her being gone will only improve things.

>>27161460
[x] Switch places with Iori. It was fucking stupid to leave the principal in the first place anyway.

"It's not that I hate fun. It's just that my kind of fun involves a lot more physical trauma. Usually at the expense of a few kneecaps and some ballistic amputations. You go do what you do best, I will make sure you can do so unmolested."

"If it goes well, I might be in the mood to entertain your, and apparently a few of my, fans later."

[x]Give her a smoke, tell her don't get shot.

Iori gets her last cigarette, all good.

>>27161633
>>27161479
>>27161476

[x] THESE

Wow, the retard brigade is out in force tonight!
Decu, seriously, no more idol missions ever. Please. Don't even offer them.

>>27161676
>>27161648
>>27161647
>>27161629
So Sayaka's not worthy of our trust now?

Damn, you chucklefucks are really something.

>>27161460
I have a feeling that she is going to get attacked on stage, she looks to much like you and the opposition could get the two confused

>>27161647
I'm right there with you we should at least try to avoid completely fucking up our mission.
What the he'll does interrogating some yaks have to do with protecting the principal, let Enishi or one of squad Hiryiu do it. He'll kamijou is off stage, let him wind down from his high beating the snot out of yaks.

We need to

>>27161606
Seriously, this is because you failed to plan and couldn't predict this happening. It's not because idols are involved, it's because you can't handle anything more complicated than a simple smash-and-grab or search-and-destroy mission.

>>27161726
>What the he'll does interrogating some yaks have to do with protecting the principal
HMM THE YAKUZA SEEM TO BE RUNNING FROM SOMETHING AS FAST AS THEY CAN

THIS CLEARLY DOESN'T MEAN THERE'S SOMETHING DANGEROUS GOING ON

WE SHOULD JUST IGNORE IT AND DANCE WITH THE IDOLS

Goddamn you people are retarded.

>>27161716
Sayaka's job is protecting Ruri. Professional as she is, Ruri will take priority when anything goes wrong. Iori's chances of survival are consequently lowered, because Sayaka will be concentrating on Ruri, since that's her job.

>>27161759
Or we could have any number of our goons interrogate them and still get the same information, while being closer to GROUND ZERO when shit hits the fan, like a good bodyguard.

>>27161759
When the job is to protect someone and you know there's something imminent, you generally don't stop being a bodyguard for that person.

Come on guys.

Let's agree to disagree.

Let's not get heated up over this, okay?

Gentlemen, please control your analpain.
Nobody's dying on stage, since we've got Sayaka and like half the squad Hiryu to deal with that kind of shit.
And if you're worried that someone may target her afterwards, we can simply make someone watch for her ass or something.

And here I was thinking that Iori shitstorms were over after we unanimously rejected her.

>>27161792
>>27161780
When have we ever claimed to be a good bodyguard?

>>27161716
That has nothing to do with this, we were given a warning by a ghost in a golden weapon. We should go out there and spot Wendy if possible, take lori place Sayaka is capable of protecting Ruri but could she defend against another golden weapon. I'm assuming that's how Yuu detected her in the first place.

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>>27161727
>Its your fault because you didnt prevent Ruri from acting retarded

Just go kill yourself already.

>>27161460
[x] I'll leave you to do what you do best. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go do what I do best.
[x] Thank Iori

>>27161794
I'm afraid your plea will fall on deaf ears, dude. :/

>>27161460
[x]Stare. "Considering that I may be a target now, I don't feel comfortable having someone else dressed up like me running around in full view now." Rub face. "This is going to be stupid, but I'll go on stage." Glare at Ruri. "But I suck at all of this, so don't expect miracles, Midori."
Then radio to get someone from the Hiryu squad or some Kyousuke goons to start the interrogation, and have it broadcast to your earpiece so we can listen in and add as needed.

>>27161801
Man, imagine justifying that to QB if something DOES go down. "Well, in my defense, I'm bad at this."

We took the job, we perform it to the best of our ability.

>>27161792
>>27161780
Or we trust Sayaka, the best Eversor in the Ninth, to handle things on stage while we're free to move about the entire area and handle anything that comes up instead of, y'know, being trapped on stage when shit goes down. Because when shit DOES go down it is most certainly not going to start on-stage.

Sometimes its a good idea to not put all your eggs in one basket.

Don't MGs have a magical signature? Wouldn't Iori be safe from non-normies up on stage because she wouldn't show up as a sparkly?

>>27161847
In our defense, we got a really shit briefing for this mission and would never have taken it if we got even a hint of how complicated it was going to be.

>>27161847
Seriously this, the yaks are trying to run, let kyouske chat with them, threats of twelve rapes per second should get them to spill the beans, while we perform the task we were hand picked for.
I just hope a voice of reason prevails, and were on stage when the blood starts flying and people start dying.

>>27161888
Actually now I want to change my vote to this. Make Kyousuke interrogate them while still in the Krauser garb.

>>27161902
If you seriously think that a stage outfit is going to frighten a bunch of gangsters, I'm afraid your stupidity cannot be cured.

>>27161806
Just because you don't like what someone is doing doesn't make it retarded.
Are you forgetting that this is a massive concert being transmitted worldwide with a franchise worth in the millions, and that Murder Mayumi being advertised ties into a major part of projected profits?
Of course there would be backup plans for an advertisement campaign this big.

Go and kill yourself, so we don't have to deal with your idiocy anymore.

>>27161877
We were told by a specialist in magical signature tracking that ours was unusual. If someone doesn't know that and is looking for a standard signature, or knows we don't have a typical signature, they might bet on lori being us anyway. Not that I care if she dies or not, I just want to make contact with Wendy asap.

>>27161884
>would never have taken it if we got even a hint of how complicated it was going to be.

No, we still would have. We took this mission because it asked for us specifically. Otherwise I think we would never have taken it.

Also fuck that mentality. Avoiding missions because they might be complicated. We are trying to be a good Warmaster, not one who shirks her responsibility because it might be a little hard.

>>27161937
>If someone doesn't know that and is looking for a standard signature, or knows we don't have a typical signature, they might bet on lori being us anyway
But Iori doesn't have any magical signature.

>>27161964
Fuck no. This isn't complicated, this has just been dealing with idol bullshit.

>>27161971
I thought the whole place had kind of a blanket signature because of off-duty meguca in the crowd?

>>27161980
As I recall, Enishi just picked up more minute signatures of said off-duty Meguca. Any transformed one would have a more prominent signal.

>>27160707
>She then gestures to Ruri, then to herself, then flashes you the international symbol that meant, pretty much, that she'll be wearing the idol like underwear. Index and middle finger held tightly together.

So she is going to have Ruri between her thighs?

>>27161964
After all this shit is done, I'm voting for a search and destroy next time we get to pick, or a witch hunt. Less idols, less deceit, much more murder.

Of course since it is HaHaHa running the show from the moon, the next SND will be hunting Megucas controlled by golden weapons.
sallaka and kuko

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>>27160216
Especially for your.

>>27161928
> and that Murder Mayumi being advertised ties into a major part of projected profits

Except that it was never advertised that MurderMayumi would sing to, especially after we turned Ruri down.

The worst part about your smarassery is not that its wrong, but that you pull facts out of your ass.
So no, please go kill yourself or at least assume a trip so "we" can properly filter you.

>>27161996
Our next missions is the smash'n'grab from the offshore platform..2 days after the end of this? Or was it 1. Basically soon.

>>27161964
I voted for taking this mission on the assumption that it would involve nothing more than lounging around, swatting away a grabby Idol every once in a while.
I would not have voted for it if I thought, for even a second, that it would be anything other than that, because Chiaki is not good at bodyguarding. We proved that with Iori's first mission, the second one was WORSE, and I am seriously looking forward to everything falling apart now, because either Ruri will die, or she will be forced into hiding. Either way, mission over.

>>27162017
2 left. We're only on the 2nd day as of now.

>>27161928
>make million dollar franchise
>hire Murder mayumi
>but only to watch the idol's ass instead of having her be her support crew in the dance team

>>27161993
Drawings, you know what you must do.
Captcha
>glorious seidolatry

Glorious idolatry indeed

>>27162024
No, three left. We're on the FIRST day.

>>27162040
no, he's right, this is the second day

>>27162040

It's been repeatedly stated that the concert is the second day.

>>27161998
Good heavens, just look at the jpg artefacts!

>>27162046

I'm kinda hoping that the last two days will be summarized as "Two more days happened, they sucked and you were annoyed and it was over."

>>27162040
this is the third day day 1 meeting day two was practice/rehearsal day 3 the concert.

>>27162046
>>27162054
First day of the four-day concert.
The day prior to this one was just 'meeting her for lunch' aka 'appearing on international webcast without prior warning, being expected to jump through every hoop and conform to every whim'.

>>27162073
If things turn to shit now, maybe.

Or Decu could prey on our Shadowruns even more and toss more insanity our way.

>>27162073
Not going to happen, HaHaHa is generating so much despair from this mission, he is probably getting a blank check from QB.

NYAN NYAN

>>27161996

I think next time we should make full use of our Warmaster rank and decide what we do for our self. And I think we should go to America to pay the rabbits a visit and scout the place out for golden weapons.

As Warmaster we can make missions. Diplomacy is a kind of mission and a huge part of our job. Plus QB likes to keep a good relation with his American counterpart.

We got better shit to do than to hunt Witches, unless it's for sport, or other low ranking missions. It's good that we took this easy mission to get a feel for how well we can work with blueberry. Because things are only going to get harder from here on.

>>27161971

I didn't call >>27161884 out for not wanting to deal with idol bullshit. I called him out for saying we would have ditched this mission because it would have been complicated.

>>27162110
NYAN NYAN

>>27162107
>check
CHEQUE

>>27162128
Out britfag

>have chinese language courses
>enter the classroom in the morning
>everyone says hello with a 'nihao'
>accidentally blurt out 'nihao nyan'
>all eyes on me
Luckily it was easy to convince the tired people that they need more sleep, but seriously fuck you guys for this summoning ritual. At least nobody yelled 'ONE JOB' at me.

>>27162119
NIHAO NYQN

>>27162149

You mean the rest of the god damn world.

>>27162157
ONE JOB

>>27162153
Imagine if that actually happened. Or if everyone started singing along the chorus.

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>>27162153

>>accidentally blurt out 'nihao nyan'

I'm dying here anon.

>>27162153
Did you start to do the dance?

>>27162166
Not everyone can be America. It's okay, man.

>>27162097

personally I think the paranoia is getting a little out of hand and would like Deculture to at least try and not feed it so much.

>>27162181

Exactly.

White piggu go homu

>>27162153
O lawdy, call nasa my side's just hit orbit

>>27162179
Don't even know the dance m8

>>27162189
No, stoic Japanese girls go homu.

>>27162115
We need to clean up our home grounds before worrying about MURRICA STRONK.
My current todo list:
1. Purge Tojo
2. Purge Tenth
3. Hunt down any other Golden Weapons in Japan
4. Call up the other Warmasters and tell them to expect us.
>>27162195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZ8w4vVaOL8

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>>27162200

Heh

>>27162214
I think we should bump golden weapons up to 1 but I'm ok with the rest, if we don get any leads, then we can begin the cleansing, and maybe we'll get something that way.

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>>27162195
NYAN NYAN (ARMS RIGHT, ON ONE LEG)
NYAN NYAN (ARMS LEFT, ON OTHER LEG)
NI HAO NYAN (ARMS RIGHT AGAIN, BOUNCING WITH EACH SYLLABLE)

GORGEOUS (RIGHT ARM UP)

DELICIOUS (LEFT ARM UP)

DECULTURE (SPIN AND SMILE)

Add BECAUSE KYOKO and ONE JOB somewhere in there.

>>27162251
awesome, again, etc

>>27162222
The best part is she can do the timestop, just replace knives with rpgs, bullets, mortars, and golfclubs

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>>27162260
AS YOU WISH, IN HIGHER DEFINITION

>>27162251
BECAUSE KYOKO and ONE JOB are random neckbeards walking in front of the camera while the ritual goes on.

>>27162222
Alone in the house,
muffled and creepy laughing
resonates inside

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>>27162268

Knives here.

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>>27162251
And 3 x HASTUR because we need moar HASTUR.

>>27162306
Spider hands, spider hands, doing whatever a spider can!

WHAT IS LOVE

>>27162318
Boku no Hastur

>>27162306
Pictured: Midori posing in front of a mirror at home when she doesn't think anyone can see her.

>>27162350
Hastur x Hastur x Hastur

>>27162306
>not a chef's knife
I've lost my faith in the world.

Threadly reminder that the Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
Ebook will be updated once my laptop is fixed.

>>27162356

Hm... Doesn't seem the sort to read Jojo, but silly poses in front of the mirror does seem to fit the bill, hahaha

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>>27162318
>>27162350
>>27162361

It begins.

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>>27162362
We already have a char for that

>>27162375
Magical girl poses.

Is it too late to tell the Yaks an urgent business has suddenly appeared, and to make them wait?
Can't let Iori get what we should have because she's dressed as us.

Or we can tell Sayaka to keep an eye on her while she's in that costume.

>>27162374
Forgot name.
>>27162318
>>27162350
>>27162361
Well. This is a reassuring sign...