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LAST TIME, ON HOLLOW QUEST REDUX

The creaky boards break as I slammed into it with my shoulder. I felt something pop and swore as a moment later when my canvas duster caught on a bit of wood and sent me into a graceful tumble into the dilapidated warehouse right on my ass. I got up almost immediately and pointed my old 1911 I brought back from the war at the darkness. "Come out Phantom X! Or should I say, Quesufre Sin-Fin!"

The silence was deafening for a second or two until the sickening sound of laughter filled my ears, the lovely voice which cooed sweet nothings into my ear turned into something wrong. Slowly she emerged from the shadows of the warehouse, wearing the black robe of the legendary phantom. The war criminal thief who stole all of the nazi artifacts. The artifacts I found. Her pale skin reflected in the dim New York moonlight and she smiled at me as I gripped my gun tighter. We stares at each other, as if seeing each other for the first time in the months we have known each other. I was the first to speak. "I didn't want to believe it. I didn't- Why did it have to be you? So it was all game? Loving me? Protecting me? All part of some plan to keep close to the investigation? Tell me, why?" I begged, my vision getting hazy for a moment before I blinked away hot tears.

"I told you detective Jäger. Those who learn to love me have an unfortunate tendency to suffer." She explained pulling out a small orb with gold lettering and several images of the cross on it and I felt my heart sink.

"No, Please no. Give me the grail. Please, don't make me do this. I love- Damn it put it down." I said as glowing smoke started to pool out of the orb in her hand.
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For a moment her gaze shifted to something gentle, the same look the dame gave me when she walked into my crummy detective office reeking of stale cigarettes and whiskey and gave me this case. To find something the nazis almost used to take over the world. I felt hope soar for a moment inside until her gaze turned harsh and cold. "This is the way the world turns, detective. I'm the bad guy." She explained pulling out a revolver and I felt my throat tighten. Like the world was trying to choke the life out of me and I gripped my gun tighter.

"Don't make me do this. Put the gun down we can fix this." I whispered but I knew it wouldn't do any good.

We stood there, time slowing to a crawl as we aimed our weapons at each other. Then, from somewhere a cat meowed, and as if it were some sign from god we both pulled the trigger. I heard her hammer click down on an empty chamber. Just before the roar of my own gun deafened me for a moment. She fell back slow, like somehow strings were still holding her up. After she finally fell I walked forward and picked up the gun still clutched in her hand and opened it up. No bullets. Of course there weren't. She used the last of them keeping the gum shoes away.

"It was a bluff Vel. Damn it, she was playing you to get away." I tried to convince myself as glassy eyes stared up at the ceiling, the slowly spreading pool of blood looking black in the dim light of the warehouse.

I reached over to pry the now dead arcane artifact from her hand and froze as I pulled the orb up. There, on the ring finger was the dinky little ring I picked up from that cheap pawn shop off 9th. The one she laughed at and called corny.
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I held myself together until I closed her eyes. 'Tough hard boiled detective's aren't supposed to cry in front of their dame's' she'd say. Suppose it was good that was my last bullet. As I looked over the harbor I frowned as I remembered what she said. Looks like she was right, everyone who loves her ends up suffering. Endlessly.

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"Remember students. THE GREAT ASSIGNMENTS I HAVE GIVEN YOU shall be turned in WRITTEN ON THE STARS THEMSELVES! For as one GAZES IN A MIRROR TO ASSESS THEMSELVES so to do I GREET THE SUN EACH MORNING! The only being of this planet close to even half of my GREATNESS!" My homeroom teacher, Fuego-sensei commanded as he flexed in front of his podium, but I wasn't listening.

I looked around the classroom for Ryoko-chan, but she was already halfway out the door. "Wait! Ryoko-chan!" I shouting chasing after the easily misunderstood girl. She quickened her pace down the hallway, and I knew my intuition was right.

Something happened, something which she doesn't want to talk about. Could my rivals, the Death Gods have found her and sent her back into being isolated? At this rate, the beautiful pure friendship we fostered over the last few months was going to waste, and I didn't want that! I ran after her, trying to keep up but Ryoko-chan lost me. I looked around and frowned as I realized I had no idea where she went. This is no good. Ever since I became a magical girl I have had to constantly fight the forces of darkness which would try to use young girls for their own reasons and I managed to save them. But what was the point if I couldn't even save one of my best friends?

Deciding there was no time to hesitate I summoned my guardian animal which gave me the power to be a magical girl. The Blue and red cat with wings quickly perched itself on my shoulder. "What's wrong, Schrödinger? I don't think the death gods have made a move here." He seems hesitant before cleaning a red and yellow paw.
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"It's my friend, Ryoko-chan! I can't find her, and I need to! Please, tell me you know where she is monologue-kun!" I begged, the violet and green cat like creature tilting his head slightly.

"Why does it matter? You can get along fine without friends." She explained and I turned to the brown and lime colored ferret.

"It's fine if I am all alone! I am used to it! But Ryoko was finally opening up! I don't want her to be alone any more! If she abandons me that's fine, th-that's fine, but I- I want her to be happy." I felt tears well up in my eyes as the dirt and snow turtle places a tentacle on my head.

"Well, calm down." The sum of all real numbers save zero told me. "Could it be you are misunderstanding each other? People have various circumstances, but if she feels the same way about you then don't you already know where she is?"

I thought about it and then it dawned on me. "Of course! Thanks monologue-chan! I'll buy you something nice on the way home!" I shouted back and didn't listen to their reply as I ran through the courtyard into the old school building, said to be haunted by the ghosts of a student and teacher who were in love. I looked around until I found 3-A. Where she and I first met. She was crying because people thought she was a delinquent and was all alone but I dragged her out of there.

I opened the door to the twilight covered room ad saw her sitting by the window. She stiffened when she saw me, but then turned away to face out the window. "What do you want" She asked bluntly and I smiled, knowing she was just bad with words.

"I get the feeling you were avoiding me for a while. I was worried so I followed you." I explained as I walked over to her.

"I'm not." She answered still not looking at me.
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Yep. Monologue's gone batshit again.

>>27130484
That's why I'm more in favor of branching into Domination.

Keep that guy in line.

>>27130497
Better than getting even crazier.

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"No matter what you are hiding it isn't good to take all of this on yourself! Let me help you, you can trust me!" I explained and finally she turned, and I could see she had been crying. I reached for my handkerchief and tried to dab it off but she just slapped it away. I blinked astonished and she frowned heavier.

"I wish I were you." She whispered and I jumped back in surprise.

"What? You wish you were, what's that about? Hey, what's wrong?" I continued and she finally looked up at me straight in the eyes.

"I have seen what's been going on! You and Hollow Rider-kun both sneaking off! You keeping secrets! I thought you were my friend, you said you would support me, but you were just making fun of me all this time! I- I... I wish we never became friends. I wish I had stayed alone, that way I wouldn't have to feel this way! Feel like my best friend is- is hurting me, and I don't know why. But I can't blame you because I love you so much. So I want to silently wish for your happiness with Hollow Rider-kun but I can't! I just can't help but think how much I want to hate you, and how much I want him for only me and these feelings are horrible. I don't deserve to be your friend. I kept thinking all these bad things and- and-" She started but started crying.

I realized now, Hollow Rider-Kun. The duke of the Death Gods. My enemies. Such misunderstandings caused the people I love the most to become so hurt and I didn't even notice. I gripped Ryoko's hand in mind, and didn't let her pull away. She finally stopped crying and looked at me, but I just smiled. "it isn't like that. You have to trust me." I explained.

"B-But you both..." She trailed off silently and I nodded.

"Okay, I am going to let you in on a secret. I haven't told anyone this but I will tell you." I smiled reaching into my middle school student uniform and pulling out the violet gem cracked with lightning and surrounded in a mad smile which helps me transform.
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>>27130337
Just thought I'd say now, but thanks for running this, Azure. I've had some tough days recently but this has always managed to make me smile.

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Cashing in 1 art.

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"I am magical girl Schrödinger-chan." I Nodded and she seemed confused.

"B-but, Schrödinger-chan; magical girl Schrödinger-chan is totally different than you! It's just a coincidence you both look similar and have similar names!" She seemed confused so I giggled.

"Seeing is believing, right?" I smiled as the gem filled with chaotic light. I felt the energy over take me, but then a weight on my shoulder caused me to turn and standing there, with brown hair and a narrowed gaze was Aterrorizando Relajación. Nonononono-

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You blink. You are Risa Schrödinger, and you are standing in front of a line of the defeated arrancar who attempted to perform a coup against the current queen Jager, who is a proxy of you. You managed to defeat their leader, but lost a few and Rape Sloth took one. "So,m you can invade my nightmares now?" You ask turning to the sloth who is uncomfortably close to you.

"Shhhhhhh, shhhhhhhh, shhhhhhhh. No tears." He commands before slowly getting away.

The hollow girl he took has been returned to the line of the defeated, looking straight ahead with a thousand yard stare and no actual emotion on her face. What horrors she must have seen. You look around the room and realize there are a few things you can do. You can try to recruit some of the hollows, you can talk to some of your old guard, you should probably check on the quincies, and jager is in the hospi- well, it's a science lab really.

"What do you plan on doing with them?" Dominic Fuego, your classic lit- your noble companion asks nodding towards the group. "The two I fought were fine beings. Plus, I think having a stronger number base will prevent further rebellions." He advises.

Then again, you could achieve the same effect by murdering them all brutally. Really depends if any of them tickle your fancy.

What do you want to do?
[]Interview the prisoners
[]Talk to some of your companions(who?)
[]Check on quincies
[]Check on Jager
[]Other, please specify
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>>27130563
Has Lola Laluna shown up anywhere?

>>27130563
>[x]Interview the prisoners


>>27130549
Is her ass that big or is that a really small pineapple?

>>27130579
No, she has not. Though you get the feeling she is near. Watching.

>>27130563
>[]Check on quincies

See how they're doing.

>>27130563
>[]Interview the prisoners

>>27130563
"To be honest, I'm inclined to leave it up to Jager when she recovers. Because really she's the one who would be dealing with them."

Can't hurt to do some interviews though.

>>27130563
>[]Check on quincies
then
>[]Interview the prisoners

>>27130589
Small pineapple.

>>27130563
Interview prisoners Schrödinger style.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP0sqRMzkwo

>>27130549
>I wish to be the pineapple.

As, punishment lets make them all work for the gillian until further notice.

>>27130563
>Talk to some of your companions

"Sin-Fin, would you mind walking with me a moment?

That guy I killed seems like he was kind of a big deal, and I couldn't help but notice that feather he pulled out seemed similar to yours.

Is there anything you're either willing or able to tell me about what that guy's deal was?

Or is it a secret?"

>>27130563
[x] Interview the prisoners

"So! One at a time, you're all going to tell me why we shouldn't kill you!"

>>27130563
Interview them in various silly ways and then grade them based on entertainment value.

>>27130600
Hm.

We should ask the prisoners what they know about her, see exactly what we signed up for.

>>27130563
>[]Check on quincies
We should probably also tell the old guard, or at least just Sin Fin, that the quincies are supposed to be here right now.

>>27130563
>[]Other, please specify
"Lola, you don't have to get in the line, but you do have to come out now."

Does anyone else think that after we squeeze info from the prisoners, we should kill the lot?

I don't think this is the only time we're going to be risking a rebellion. We need to make it painfully obvious to anyone that if they're going to rebel, they better kill us, because they're not going to survive otherwise.

>>27130800
We need more arrancars. These are arrancars.

>>27130549
Why?

>>27130800
Except that catgirl.

We should ship her with rapesloth and usher forth the rapeocalypse.

>>27130800
>>27130819

Plus THE GREAT ME! was going to rebel against Jaeger and now he's a loyal subject.

>>27130800
I agree 100% with this. While it will be a short term loss the message it sends is well worth it. Kill them brutally and publicly (maybe even have jager do it once she has recovered)

>>27130800
More Arrancar = good
Sending the message that you don't really need to rebel because we'll gladly give you whatever you want within reason if you just ask = good

Ask them what exactly each of them hoped to get out of this little rebellion.

>>27130800
>>27130862

we don't have to kill all of them.

Have them fight each other to death. The winners get to join

>>27130845
THE GREAT ME! didn't really rebel as he never was pledged to her. We need to show treachery has only one reward. If we are lenient or give concessions people will see rebelling as relatively risk free or even beneficial.

>>27130800
I personally think we should find some way to punish them short of killing them. Maybe send them on some seriously shitty missions or give them an incredibly low position in the Hierarchy until they work their way up.

>>27130870
This is a fucking terrible idea. Sends the message that betraying us will be rewarded.

>>27130889
have them fix the ceiling

>>27130876

Eh... I'd rather have weaker loyal subjects than powerful backstabbing ones. That really doesn't ensure we'll end up much better.

>>27130911
Well obviously.

>>27130889
Why so they can try again? This is a relatively small group of relatively weak arrancar they are totally replaceable.

>>27130925
I agree, besides new subjects can be produced.

>>27130800
Eeeh, Dominic seems to think that the guys he fought are cook. He might be a little put out if we just kill them.

>>27130886
That's a good question. Were these guys EVER serving Jaeger? Because I'm pretty sure they're all newbies.

>>27130907
Recruiting Dominic already sent that message. And you attract more flies with honey etc. We need to get away from the shitty ruling style of the previous rulers of Hueco if we want to surpass them.

Select them based on who can tell the best jokes.

>>27130929
They're never going to try again.

We showed them how that ends.

Plus they're here -now- and they're all adjuchas class, unlike most of the mass-produced arrancar.

>>27130988
Just let Jager decide, maybe some of them are good at interior decorating or whatever.

>>27130836

agreeed

>>27130929
If we are worried about them trying again all we have to do is go segunda right in front of them.

Hollows follow whoever's stronger.

We just atomized their boss while laughing like a crazy person and they were all visibly scared shitless by it.

They aren't going to do shit other than what we tell them to do.

Also, Jager took that one ice wolf gillian-class arrancar rebel from before.

>>27130989
Yeah we showed them how that ends. With those who surrender getting a free pass

>>27131017
you know what's going on

I really don't see why we'd give enough of a shit to execute them for their attempted coup.

I mean it's not like we even really do anything here.

Their ultimate purpose is to throw them at our enemies when the time is right.

>>27131027
...And those who don't surrender and do what we want are obliterated.

We showed that we're significantly stronger than their boss, who himself was significantly stronger than them.

What are you not getting here?

Perhaps we can use them in the Quincy Bount Genocide

>>27130966

See, my problem with this is that we're still ruling a bunch of fucking hollows. They're murderous and treacherous by default. From a practical standpoint, I really don't think we can stop the odd would-be usurper no matter what we do. But I do think a show of force better prevents the usurper from gathering potential followers.

Aren't we still publically trying to recruit arrancar anyway? That means that these guys already had a chance to join us, and decided once "no, we'd rather rebel" Our thing with THE GREAT ME happened before our mass recuitment policy. A carrot won't always work and sometimes you need the stick.

>>27131035
Murderboners?

I don't think we should commit to anything without knowing more about these people. Like, what they were promised by the guy who we gibbed, etc. Its not like he could provide anything that we couldn't.

>>27131027
Yup. Dominic Feugo's a walking testament to that. I really do think we should send that message, one so that we get more XP when scrubs try to step up, and two to make Arrancar wonder why they don't just skip the middle step.

>>27131075
exactly

>>27131074
They're not treacherous by default.

They're pack animals by default.

Why the fuck would they defy us if they know how powerful we are?

>>27131077
>27131077
then lets talk to them

>>27131063

Allowing them to live lets an up-and-coming arrancar hedge his bets and that would always be on the side of a rebel.

Think about the decision tree for an arrancar. "Am I strong enough to take over by myself?" If yes, rebel, if no continue. "Is the guy I'm following strong enough to take over?" If yes, rebel with him, if maybe, rebel with him because there's literally no downside to rebelling.

>>27131113
Yes
but we just raped reality
no one fucks with that
if they do th

>>27131087

Not very many "people" know exactly how powerful we are. As far as hollows, the only ones that know that are right now: our allies, or the enemies we've just defeated (spectators of the Great ME duel don't count. we didn't even release there). I don't think anyone else has seen the fight.

>>27131131
ey are suicidal

>>27131113
I think we just demonstrated that the list of people capable of taking us down is really really short with how we obliterated a Vasto Lorde Arrancar while raping reality.

>>27131113
Unless they aren't smart or fast enough to surrender.

Then they die.

Also who gives a shit?

Are you acting like we care about ruling Hueco Mundo?

>>27131136
>I don't think anyone else has seen the fight.
Yeah we only blew up THE HUGE DOME OVER LAS NOCHES.

I think people know.

...

I think the Rebelligami know too. So we miiight not want to stick around.

>>27131113
This is what i have been trying to get at

>>27131136
True, but they know that SOMETHING just demolished Las Noches.

>>27131157
I don't think they care?

>>27131149
This.

If someone wants to take the throne of Las Noches, let them. As long as they ultimately answer to us who gives a shit, and it frees up Jaeger to come hang out with us again.

>>27131141
I think you underestimate the stupidity/arrogance/ambition of the average hollow

>>27131178
If someone else has taken the throne Jaeger is probably dead

>>27130563
>[x] Check on quincies
This argument is boring. The rebels are boring.

>>27131149
>Are you acting like we care about ruling Hueco Mundo?

I'm acting like we care about our followers actually being loyal, which I assumed we do.

>>27131195
You missed
>Let them

They agree to follow our commands, we wish them luck and take Jaeger. Win-win for everyone involved. They get the throne, we get Jaeger, and Jaeger avoids dying like Akira prophesized.

>>27131178
>>27131195
When she recovers, we've got to take her on a mandatory vacation in the World of the Living.

>>27131173
They built the dome so they probably don't want people making big holes in it.

>>27131229
Sure I am sure she will be just delighted to cede the throne

>>27131226
They're loyal enough to see what we're capable of, and to realize they don't want the same to happen again.

How much more loyalty do you want?

>>27131229
Assuming she's willing to give it up. Given that I don't think she shares our grand designs, I'm pretty sure she won't. Remember our initial bargain with her involved us giving her the throne. I don't think she'll be too happy if we say "well, just let them. Who cares?" She cares, because she doesn't get to be the king any more.

Is the palace thing even called Los Noches?

I didn't think this one was.

>>27130563
Tell the prisoners to stay lined up, then have us all walk off and go about our daily business.

THEN WHOEVER FIRST TRIES TO LEAVE, WE KILL.

>>27131250
Its not like she'll be giving up any authority over anything, since the King'd still answer to her and us.

>>27131252

This isn't about them. It never was, really. I don't give two shits about these specific arrancar, but the message we send with how we deal with an actual rebellion is important in stopping the next one.

Additionally, think what message letting them survive sends to our existing followers. I don't think Gangsta Bro has any loyalty to us to begin with, he'd probably jump ship if the price was right. I think we have enough of a rapport with SF and Jager that they won't just turn on us out of convenience, but if we set the precident that "well yeah, we don't care because the rebel leader wasn't strong enough" gives them little incentive not to plot our demise.

>>27131311
So that'd mean there would be two True Kings of Hueco Mundo?

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"Well, assuming monologue doesn't have any other mental distractions, I will give the prisoner's a once over. Granted I would prefer having Jager take a look at them since she is the one who will be the one putting them to work, but I can at least take care of it." You nod to Dominic, totally bullshitting the whole me distracting you portion. "Sure, I just thought up all of that on my own." You shake your head whispering while you get some questions ready. I never said that, just said it wasn't me. I was busy. "Oh really? With what?" You ask skeptical. Rewriting 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show' to be more hollow centric. Basically a hollow version, complete with songs and dances. Going pretty well. "That sounds amazing, so it probably wasn't you." You nod happily, now aware that something other than monologue was making you protect the love of middle and high school girls.

You decide to stop in front of the praying arrancar dressed like a priest. You kneel down close to him and narrow your eyes. He doesn't stop praying but he looks at you inquisitively. You hold his gaze for a few moments and rate it a solid 7.8. You make a note of it. "So, what's your name?" You ask realizing that you just have my catchy nicknames to call them.

"Dedicad Pordios. A servant of the true god, given a trial of my faith." He explains.

"Why did you rebel?" You ask and he seems to ponder this idea.

"The ones here do not think of themselves as rebels. The majority of us were neoarrancar brought in by the shinigami. Not everyone here was sworn to the queen Jager, and even those who were... I serve a higher master than all. The one god whose greatness is beyond all. His loving gaze watches us even now." He explains.

"Which is your favorite doctor?" You ask.

"Doctor? I am sorry I don't understand." He answers. "The only doctor I need is the lord whose glory shall heal all and grants alms to the-" He starts but a boot to the face stops that right quick.
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>>27131311
Jager is mostly autonomous. We only pop in every once in a while, whenever we're not there, Jager really is the big cheese.

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You put a big X on his note card.

You move on to the girl the object of your nightmares took and she doesn't move. You poke and prod her, and even stab her chest with your claws, but nothing. She is mighty quiet but is a very good listener. Solid maybe.

You move to the next, the masked wrestler. "Where were you when the morning glories fell?" You ask

"Que?" He asks. Hold on, just let me fine tune this. That any better?

"Everything smells like blueberries." You explain. Shit, that's bad that's bad that's bad that's bad. Now? "Red Honeysuckle." You0 explain. Close enough.

"Now, what is your purpose in being here?" You ask and he looks at you under his ornate mask.

"I wished to fly, and suplex all." He explains.

"If you could do one thing to the moon, what would it be?" You ask.

"Suplex it. Then go for the pin." He explains.

The next in the row is the man with the impressive side burns and duck-tail hairdo. He keeps his eyes on the ground while he kneels in that style the teachers make the students sit when you blame them for your pranks. He keeps his eyes closed, his jacket still lacking sleeves. "What, did you think they would grow back?" Yes. "huh. "Okay so why the hell did you think this was a good diea?" You ask.

"I knew we would... fail. But I had to let people... know about how we are... Suffering!" He points out dramatically.

"Suffering?" You ask, the ellipses pissing you off when anyone but sin-fin does it.

"The hollows in the waste are... suffering because of the deal Jager made. With... Nobuhiko!" HE points out.

"Hum. Tell me a joke." You ask.

"A... joke? Is this really the time to-" He starts but you look calmly at him.

"I turned yoru boss into a dimensional smear while laughing the song which will end the universe. Humor me." You command and he thinks.

"Er, how... can you tell a dogwood tree from a redwood tree?" He asks.

"How?" You ask, plants bringing up your trauma.
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"By it's bark." He answers.

Lillian loved to bark this son of a bitch knew what that means! X!

The next is no one. Huh, you could have sworn there was another one before rapesloth left and- Well, let's leave it at that.

Interview complete!

Plan?
[]Let Jager take care of them when she gets back
[]Decide some thing for her
[]Other, please specify
(3/3)

>>27131330
Except they do have an excellent incentive not to rebel.

Because it'd be hard to rebel without hurting Jager.

And if they hurt Jager, they DIE.

Kill them, preserve the pieces, and then handout level-up-meat to those loyal scrubs our scientist thinks could level up instead of blowing up.

>>27131385
>[]Let Jager take care of them when she gets back
And call for catgirl to stop sneaking around.

>>27131385

Ok. I'll stop arguing for their death now if everyone else wants them to live.

At this point, how about we just let Jager decide what to do with them? She's the one with the bullseye on the back of her head after all. If she's the King of Hueco Mundo, she should make some hard choices.

>>27131385
>[]Let Jager take care of them when she gets back

Though ask that we keep the Luchador and the Priest guy.

I like the Luchador and the Priest might be useful just in case his "god" is the true ruler of Hueco Mundo.

>>27131385
Hm, we were told that there were seven enemies, plus the girl rapesloth took and the luchador

so...

>Banchou: Here.
>Make a wish: Dead with extreme prejudice.
>Catgirl: Probably right behind us.
>savage dude: Killed by Jager using him as a human shield.
>French rose guy: So very dead
>Priest: Here
>Insomnia: ...Pretty sure he was the one Sin-Fin was fighting, and who she killed?

So it seems like that's everybody.

>>27131385
>[]Other, please specify
Ask priest guy if his god actually exists somewhere or if he's just a different flavor of loonytunes

>>27131385
>[]Let Jager take care of them when she gets back
Let's just let Jager decide

Hrm...Wrestlerguy seems cool enough.

Protestguy seems interesting. I'm curious as to how hed react if we told him that the Soul King is literally eating everyone that goes to Soul Society.

Religiousguy needs to be introduced to Doctor Who.

Traumagirl needs counselling. Seriously.

>>27131385
>Let Jager take care of them.

But first ask them what they know about Lola Laluna.

If rapesloth reported in, you'd think she would as well.

>>27131385
>[x]Let Jager take care of them when she gets back
>[x]Other, please specify

"I've got other things to do at the moment. I'll leave your fate in Jager's hands. But one thing before I part.

Know this, Jager dies, you die. If you try something, you die. If I feel like it, you die.

Oh, and "Best interview award goes to the Luchador. You get Moon patrol. Keep your eyes on it. Its up to something.

Great Me, Sin Fin. meet your new butt slaves!"

>>27131371
Masked Wrestler can stay.

I guess the chick that rapesloth broke can stay as well.

We should eat the others.

>>27131385
>[]Let Jager take care of them when she gets back
Go see the quincy, tell them that the crazy shit is for the most part over, that some other dickass vasto just got splattered all over the the sky by us, tell them not to leave the room, and then go see Jager.

>>27131385
Eh, none of them have really wowed me, but none of them raise any red flags.

Let's leave it up to the woman who actually runs this place.

Are we currently still drenched in the blood of that French guy?

Should we do something about that?

>>27131518
I like the Luchador guy.

>>27131505
No eating
I say use them as art
nail them to the walls

>>27131371
>"I knew we would... fail. But I had to let people... know about how we are... Suffering!" He points out dramatically.
Why didn't he just tell Jaeger this instead of kicking up this fuss?

>>27131385
The wrestler can be Fuego's underling.

The one chick that Zando took can do something. I think killing her might actually be the less cruel thing at this point, but we could always just keep her around because trauma is hilarious.

Priest guy is annoying, but his one true god thing kinda intrigues me.

Sideburns McDucktail is met with pure indifference.

So, in summary, let Jager decide for everyone but the wrestler guy.

>>27131573
And what about the cat girl when we find her

Maybe the godbotherer knows something about the angel shards...

>>27131573
We could give the traumatized girl for Bastidores, if he wants a test subject.

So, Azure, sort of seems like consensus is: Let Jager choose, but tell her that of all of them, we think Luchador Guy at least would be worth keeping around.

>>27131573

Seconded.

>>27131595
She's fine.

We need at least one admirer, the crazier the better.

>>27131541
No.

Well, maybe wring it into a bucket and paint "FUCK THE FRENCH" onto the top of the dome with it.

>>27131604
Yeah that sounds about right.

>>27131501
Seconding this.

>>27131615
If the rest of him is still around, we could make him into a lamp or something.

>>27131611
Not to mention that she compliments Rapesloth so well

Just imagine the kids they would have

if they must live, catgirl and frenchman both get assigned to rapesloth

>>27131501
>Great Me, Sin Fin. meet your new butt slaves!
What about Zando?

>>27131644
>frenchman
He's dead, anon. We literally tore him in half, like a piece of smelly French tissue paper.

>>27131644
Frenchman is currently all over us. And the floor. And the walls...

>>27131651
Zando is busy elsewhere...with the buttslave doing buttstuff... I think

>>27131651
Why bother mentioning the obvious?

>>27131573
Supporting this.

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"I am probably going to leave this up to Jager, more or less, but got to say. Some of you wowed me others did not. I will give Jager the run down on who I think should stay and leave the rest for her to deal with." You explain. You glance around for a few seconds before asking "So where is that lola girl? What's her deal anyway and how fucked is she?" You ask and the others glance at each other.

"We don't really know. She joined the group later on already an arrancar. She said she was made into one by nobuhiko and since we were low on members we let her in. We know about as much about her as you do." The priest explains, still too unimportant to have a name worth remembering, let alone a character sheet.

"I wish I knew what you were talking about most of the time." You say. Me too, I agree. "What?" What? "So no one knows who she is, or what she can do? She just wants to taste people and bites them?" You ask.

"No... idea!" Banchou points out. Names, important, etc.

Sin-Fin blinks before starting to leave, as if she doesn't want to be around when this conversation goes on. You think over what they said and internalize it.

"Alright then, I've got other things to do at the moment. I'll leave your fate in Jager's hands. But one thing before I part. Know this, Jager dies, you die. If you try something, you die. If I feel like it, you die." You explain signaling Fuego to lock the prisoners up. They should be secure until Jager wakes.

What do you want to do now?
[]Go see someone
[]Check on the quincies
[]Go see Jager
[]Other, please specify

>>27131815
>[]Check on the quincies

We need to see how they're doing.

>>27131815
>[x]Check on the quincies

They were the whole reason we went to Las Noches anyway. Although dealing with the insurrection was really important, we should really check on how our guests are doing.

>>27131815
Eh, check on the Quincies to see if they're doing okay.

>>27131815
>[]Go see Jager
>[]Check on the quincies

In this order. Jager had a rough time, we need to make sure she's going to be good moving forward.

>>27131815
>[x]Check on the quincies

It'd be a real bitch if they died in the scuffle

>>27131815
Let's go see how the quincies are enjoying our hospitality.

>>27131815
>[]Check on the quincies
Just make sure they haven't done someting absolutely retarded
>[]Go see Jager

>Lola is the Schrodinger that resulted from the double time paradox shenanigans
>We got forced into this universe where we are an extra

>>27131815
>[]Check on the quincies
Probably a good idea to check in with them make sure Friedhelm isnt doing anything stupid

>>27131815
Quincies
Then hit up the good doctor and his patient. Make sure to compliment his mad-sick wheels while we're there.

>>27131932
lyl
so does that mean lola is a broken as we are?
cause that would be intrigueing.

>>27131985
She probably didn't get the magic spear to unlock her full potential.

So she'd just be an adjuchas.

New thought: redemption mission: quincy hunt go

>>27132075
Eh, might be troublesome since we're still ostensibly working with the shinigami now.

>>27131932

I wonder if there's a bizarro-Schrodinger kicking about somewhere who is a total dickwad, but ultimately benevolent and is gloomily going about attempting to mend all the stuff caused by constant fatebreaking.

>>27132127
Who is a man

>>27132127
What's the opposite of British?

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>>27132136
>>27132151

So like an Arrancar version of pic related?

>>27132151
Awful.

>>27131815
>Sin-Fin blinks before starting to leave, as if she doesn't want to be around when this conversation goes on.

Probably nothing.

>>27132151
French?
American?
German?
Idk

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"Monologue, I get the feeling I forgot something important." Quincies. "Ah, we did sort of leave them in Jager's room during all of this. Hrm. Should probably go make sure they are not dead. Or more nazish than I left. The German connection could resonate and force a German revolution. You run through the damaged and partially smoke filled halls and note that the water park seems to have survived. Rock garden is pretty un zen and the morning glories got trampled to hell, but it will at least give Jager something to do. You walk over to the secret entrance of Jager's room and push in the secret stone combinations and with a grind the wall slides away and you hear Friedhelm yelling almost at once.

"Oh sure! Just because you want to be a failure for the rest of your life you want us to suck as much as you do!' He continues, with the energy of a rant while tossing one of Jager's books on the ground.

"Friedhlem, as I have said before, we are guests here. Hollow or not the least you can do it be polite. I know you were raised better than this." Mari gently scolds and you can see she has a few new bruises, likely from friedhelm acting like a little prick.

"Raised to be a failure like you! Because you couldn't handle our glorious racial destiny! You are weak! Just like all the ones we had to get rid of. Compromises and allowing them to stomp all over our identity. You stupid cunt!" He shouts and you see Mari is starting to run out of patience.

He called him mum a cunt. Ryouichi isn't going to like this. Not at all.

"Friedhelm. Calm down, you are going to upset your brother. You are, for all intents and purposes, locked in this world so the least you can do is try to talk like a regular human being." She explains and Friedhelm laughs.
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"I should go out there and kill as many as I can. My name will be remembered as a hero who gave his life for the cause!" He points out and Mari sighs.

"That's stupid." She mutters and Friedhlem starts chanting some German sounding marching song.

"Thought you translated all this for me?" You ask. I refused to translate dumbass. "Fair."

What do you want to do?
[]Step in, bloke hit his own mum
[]Leave it.
[]Go see some one
[]Other, please specify
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>>27132213
...Taze him with lightning powers.

>>27132213
Sonido right behind him.

"...You just threw one of my friend's books own the ground. Might have even crumpled the pages a bit. I'm pretty sure my instructions were VERY specific."

>>27132213
>[]Other, please specify

He's scuffing up Jager's room! Tell that little troglodyte to pick up that book!

"Oi! you messing up me best m8's room?!?! I'll smack ya right in yer gob! Swear on my Monologue!"

>>27132213
Seconding >>27132219

>>27132219
agreed
>>27132250
this too

>>27132213
Do something that will cause pain, but not cause lasting damage. >>27132219 this probably.

He wants to die? Here let him try to kill us. But we can promise he won't die honorably.

>>27132219
Too perfect.
Then let's sit down for a nice cup of tea with Mari and Kouta.

>>27132213
We should get Sin-Fin to come in and tell Friedhelm the history of the quincy.

If he's bummed out, he won't be such a cunt.

>>27132213
>[]Step in, bloke hit his own mum

Knock a few of his teeth out, maybe break some fingers.

>>27132213
"I am willing to bet you couldn't take the Gillian 1 on 1, never mind the adjucas arrancar. As for me, if I wanted to I could just stand here and laugh at you and not only would you not be able to hurt me you would be literally unable to move."

>>27132219

I think this would be an appropriate time to make a Return of the Jedi reference.

>>27132213
"Oi.

Stop being such a little prick. Have you not noticed that the quincies are basically nazis? Do you *want* to support afterlife-hitler? Because the last time he tried to fight the british it ended so well, right?"

>>27132213
"Freddy, you disappoint me. Didn't they at least teach you that if you're going to due for a cause you should at least make some concrete gains on the way out? You could exterminate all the scrubs here and the rest of us wouldn't even notice. Well accept the current 42, I still owe him hollow whiskey or drugs for making Los Noches so awesome to slide around on. As for any Arrancar here, yeah, you'll be remembered as a cautionary tale. If that." restrain him with Gravity and see how his mother and brother are doing.

>>27132250
This followed by the post above it.

>>27132213
Y'know what would piss him off more than anything?

Manhandling him and treating him like a little baby.

"D'awwww. Who's an adorable wittle Nazi ghost hunter? You are! You are!" and then zappity zip zappity zoop zap

>>27132213
"Christ, isn't there an off switch for this shit? Why do you have to be such a wanker? We have a waterpark, if it would help. Would a waterpark make you any less of a complete tosser?"

>>27132219
Though I'm the one who suggested it, it's probably not a great idea, unless it's REALLY toned down.

Like Mari can probably beat up her shitty son, but doesn't want to.

Probably wouldn't be happier with us doing it.

If you're going to spout stupid crazy talk and shout like a madman, do it RIGHT: have some madness inducing go-juice

>>27132479

No, we don't want to permanently harm him. We just want it to be painful.

pretty sure a sonido and a stern talking to will fix everything. well, regarding not trashing Jager's room

>>27132600
Probably.

Maybe just flex our spiritual pressure a bit?

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>>27132213
[x] Do as the pic does

>>27131359
>Jaeger was supposed to be our puppet
>we were too lazy to puppeteer
>the puppet became the bro

and nobody was unhappy

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"...You just threw one of my friend's books own the ground. Might have even crumpled the pages a bit. I'm pretty sure my instructions were VERY specific." You frown as you look over the destroyed room.

"This doesn't concern you, freak. Our racial-" He starts but you sonido over to him with your arm crackling with violet electricity. You place a hand on his head and he stiffens as the energy discharges into his highly conductive body to the ground because science. You wait until he is good and out of it before you let him fall over. Mari looks wide eyed at you.

"Violence wasn't necessary. In fact it would only cause the problem to get worse." She states flatly.

"But he smacked him mum. Right in the gob. You don't smack your own mum in the gob, just ain't done. How can he still be such a wanker. I mean, we have a water park here. Sure, he couldn't go to it because of the whole rebellion thing, but it was still there. Waiting." You explain sighing as friedhelm lays over in a happy taze induced stupor. You shrug your shoulders and glance at the sleeping kouta.

"So, do you have everything? Everything cool over here?" You ask.

"It was, before you tazed my son while we were in the middle of a discussion." Mari answers checking on the fallen friedhelm

"The man was out of line, smacking him mum like that. It's like saying the doctor is human! Just ain't done." You explain. Oh, you haven't seen the movie yet.

"Doctor Who?" Mari asks.

"What movie?" You continue making Mari glance around. The Doctor Who one. Last year, supposed to be a TV pilot, but there were some issues. "Don't beat around the bush." You prompt. Well, doctor snogs one of his companions, a human girl. "Bit like bestiality, but what ever. can't fault the bloke for it." Of course you would be cool with that, but they also made him half human. "What?" You demand angrily. On his mother's side. "Some one is going to die for this." You growl, your go juice flaring.
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Mari dives between you and friedhelm and you raise your brow at her. "Not you all, you had nothing to do with this." Also the doctor was in America for some reason. "Fucking yanks." You swear, and you feel the rage of the time lords in your body. Or your abomination like internal organs. Either way.

So now here you are with Mari in Jager's bedroom. Anything you want to say/do?
[]Yes, tell me about something
[]Do something for me
[]Let's chat.
[]Parent teacher conference!
[]No, go somewhere else
[]Other, please specify
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>>27132772
>[x]Yes, tell me about something

so how's Kouta?

And I need to go pick some one up from an airport. Speculate as to Lola's true identity, ask why the magical girl returned, and why your mind made Jager the gum shoe who did butt stuff to sin-fin and not you. Or don't, either or. Back in an hour to an hour and a half

>>27132772
We should have Sin-Fin take over dealing with Friedhelm.

People like Sin-Fin.

Also she's being kind of suspicious lately.

>>27132772
Mari had a job stalking us didn't she?

Ask her if she can tell if we're currently being stalked by Lola.

>>27132772
and the movie wasn't that bad and McGann was a fine Doctor. Its all the BBC's fault for not giving a shit since the 6th doctor.

Poor Colin Baker got fucked coming and going.

>>27132772
>[]Parent teacher conference!

>>27132791
Seconded

Followed by

[x] Parent teacher conference! Using this as reference!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g01_MH5O_J8

>>27132851
She's always been suspicious. People just waifued her enough that they didn't care.

Although, after our last fight, I'm feeling better about a possible confrontation between us. Her thing is pain and we're crazy enough to enjoy it now.

>>27132772
"I may be an insane soul-eating monster, but even I know that there's no use arguing with someone who doesn't respect you. Especially if he's your rebellious teenage son."

>>27132772
"Appeasement was a shit strategy that didn't work 50 years ago and it doesn't work now."

>>27132925
Surprising lucid.

I'll put my vote behind this.

>>27132213
"So are we, like, going to have to put him down or something? Because right now he seems crazier than I am, and that's saying something. He's practically foaming at the mouth. I mean goddamn, punching your own mother in the face. What kind of self respecting man does that? I'm sorry I tazed him and all, but seriously...Also he messed up my best friends room and she might be dying right now. So I'm kinda sensitive about that."
then after that little convo's done

"...So how's Kouta doing?"

>>27132925
>soul-eating
Shhh. They think we stopped.

>>27132952
Start calling her neville chamberlain

>>27132983
Seconding this.

>>27132952
>>27132983
this

>>27132912
Eh, we knew that she knew things and doesn't ultimately answer to us.

Like I don't necessarily think she's up to anything, more like she just knows more about what happened.

>>27132772
Parent teacher conference aha.

Gravity tie Fringlehelm to his chair.

>>27132952
>>27132925
These two.

>>27133015
Agreed. Also, sharpie a hitler 'stache onto Freddie while he's out.

>>27133059
that goes unsaid

>>27133081

Also, make sure it's a sharpie this time and not a time-warped knife or claws or something.

>>27133059
Make sure to ask Mari if it's actually a sharpie this time and not a knife.

>>27132772
Let's ask Little Hitler if he'd like to see what's outside the door, and see if he thinks he could really take anyone he runs into.

>>27133130
I like this.

"So this is one of the many nooks, these are the people whose asses I just kicked with minimal effort, that's the hole in the sky I made when I blew up their leader..."

>>27133230
Mooks not nooks.

>>27133230
golden

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>>27132759
We'll REALLY hate Rose..... like more than the average person.

But not as much as me

>>27133130

Nice.

Hell, let's get the weakest scrub we can find to fight Friedhelm and show him who's boss.

>>27133291
no
Get the rapesloth
tell him he may have him for a night

>>27133130
but we shocked him until he's unconscious

>>27133291
how about tossing him in the menos forest? Not like he can hurt the guys being tall

>>27133316
thats horrible and the mom would flip her shit completely and in addition it may piss kouta off.

>>27133336
What they don't know won't hurt them

>>27133316
Better idea, lets introduce him to Dominic. Maybe the concentrated awesome that is Fuego can counter the Nazi.

>>27133291
That would be lupinor. "This is lupinor, the only Gillian Class Arrancar in existence. This not coincidentally makes her the weakest Arrancar in existence. Now, your 'superior race' blood will surely allow you to defeat her. Since otherwise your racial superiority is so much obvious bullshit."

>>27133324
what guys being tall? fire snake bitch eated most of them.


>>27133316
No one deserves that


Lets just glue a dunce cap to his head. With really really good glue. Get Bastidores on that.

>>27133380
This is goo as well>>27133390
and so is this
why not have a tag team match with these two against him

>>27133404
If he smacks his mum again
into the rape pit he goes

>>27133406

The Luchador and Lupinor in a two on one wrestling match against the child nazi cunt.

>>27133366
>implying friedheim won't simply end up tramatized for the rest of his life and mind broken after a day with the rapesloth.
remember even Not!Aizen basically got fucked in the head and has gone full paranoid after only 3 days of being in the same building as the rape sloth.

>>27133414
"This is Aterrorizando. If you hit your mother again I'm locking you in a room with him for thirty minutes."

>>27133441
His name shall be El bitcho

>>27133460
perfect

>>27133441
>two on one wrestling match
Call it a handicap match. Since it was supposed to be a three on one.

>>27133015
>>27133059
>>27133230
>>27133406
>>27133460
So basically our vote is all these.

Before we get any ideas, we should probably get a gauge of how not-shitty Friedhelm really is.

>>27133569
yep

>>27133588
Like no setting up fights.

>>27133569
Eh, I'm in favor of keeping him separated from the arrancar, for his own protection.

I mean they don't have any reason to go easy on him like we do.

>>27133588
We just tazed him. He's a weak little shit with an over inflated ego about being the supreme, master race. So basically any neo Nazi alive.

>>27132759

You there, Azure?

We should clarify something for Mari.

"Sorry about that, I was talking with the voice in my head about Doctor Who and apparently they made him half human in the movie? That's not true is it? Because I really will have to hunt people down and murder them if it is."

...also how did monologue know about this but we didnt?

>>27133891

>>27132823

like 10-40 more mins anon

go fap or something

get up and move around, prevent a pulmonary embolism

>>27133905
Yeah we should prolly do this. Best case scenario Mari agrees with us.

>>27133905
Monologue knows many things.

>>27133912
god damn it man, you just sent me on the weirdest tangent

In my head I just refluffed my homework to read as "Friedhelm's testicles hang in static equilibrium while under the effect of Risa's electric field of force 100,000 N/Cand charged oppositely at 1e-7 C due to her lightning powers. Given that they hang 20 degrees apart and .5 m from his groin, calculate their mass."

the fuck is wrong with me

While we're talking, let's attempt to straighten up Jager's room as best we can.

You know, until we get distracted or forget.

>>27134035

Gives an opportunity to wear that maid outfit we got on one of our shopping sprees...

And I'm back. So we want to make friedhelm fight arrancars, even though he said he wanted to try and suicide bomb the arrancars for his racial destiny, right in front of his mum after straightening up the room and asking about kouta?

>>27134020
If you're curious, one of his testicles would weigh 1.853e-18 kg

Which is comparable to two Aids virus' getting it on

I do not hold myself above mistake

>>27134106
>So we want to make friedhelm fight arrancars
Fucking no.

>>27134106

Ask her what she wants to do.

And lay out "spar with arrancar" as our decision.

>>27134106
I thought we had decided to tell his mom off for being Neville Chaimberlain, while drawing a Hitler mustache on Friedhelm, while asking about Kuota

>>27134106
Hell no

>>27134106
No that is not what we want to do.

Those people were dumb.

We're ignoring Friedhelm, MAYBE tying him up.

Then we're going to lecture his mom a bit and ask about Kouta, while straightening up the room.

>>27134106
I prefer >>27134135

>>27134106
What the fuck man. That's not what we wanted to do at all.

>>27134106
well when you put it like that it sounds in character

>>27134106
Yeah no ignore the tards. I still support my Neville idea as per >>27134135

Risa is on the Path of Laughter, right?

So why don't we teach other hollows about embracing their humanity? I mean, we learned to stop being perpetually hungry kill monsters. Plus Kirk taught us the importance of friendship.

We're the Tao of Laughter. Sin Fin is Tao of Depression. Hollow Rider is Tao of Honor. All the strongest hollows seem to be fixated on some aspect of humanity. We should use that.

>>27134106
No no no no

>>27134177
Stop it. This is not teach everyone the meaning of friendship quest.

>>27134177
>Embracing their humanity

The only time we seem to be even slightly in touch with our humanity is when we're filled with murderous rage.

Jager is probably a lot better at that than we are.

>>27134177

An interesting observation...

Could we throw him into a perpetually shifting hall of mirrors??? maybe with some funny mirrors that make him look like a Hollofied version of himself? possibly though out various stages of Hollow-volution???

Or is that idea better suited for Poor, Delusional Ryoichi?

>>27134212
>Jager is probably a lot better at that than we are.
She is. Even says so on her character sheet

So the old Neville Chaimberlain then is it? Very well.

>>27134106
What? No. We're sharpieing a mustache onto his unconscious face and tying him up while giving his mother a pep talk. Then we introduce him to the sloth of rape, threaten his remaining sanity unless he shapes up, and take his brother to see the doctor if he's still oit. Also, Jager's room needs to get cleaned up.

>>27134233
also

>arguing with teenagers

I seriously hope Mari doesn't do that

>>27134212
When we were human we were a British drug addict that only did things that amused her, was skilled at fighting, and killed herself because she was bored.

We are actually pretty in touch with our humanity.

>>27134148
We need to walk around the room doodling on freidhelm, cleaning, fiddling with things all without paying much attention to the tasks but focusing on lecturing the mom on the dangers of teenage boys getting to far out of control and how that leads to pot, which leads to heroine, and then ends with gay butt secks.

We're a goddamned teacher and this is a parent teacher conference to save the lives of our students from the hell that is homosexual sodomy!

At the end we mumble a disclaimer about not being prejudice against anyone who chooses or is born of a homosexual nature.

>>27134256
I think we grew up a brazilian orphan and moved to britain actually

>>27134265
Except Ryouichi.

>>27134233
this too
"I may be an insane monster, but even I know that there's no use arguing with someone who doesn't respect you. Especially if he's your rebellious teenage son."

>>27134275

Would explain the Capoira....but no, I think we're British born and bred...maybe our mum was Brazillian, or our distant/mostly absentee father what caused us to go down the path if drugs and music later in life...then suicide...and double suicide..

Is there a double suicide hotline for ghosts? There should be, we should get on that.

>>27134275
Except we're pale as fuck.

>>27134275

A british Orphan who grew up in a Brazillian Drug Cartel/Gang... who got into street preforming while high resulting in nonsensical combinations of art, kick fighting, stealing, the shiving of kidneys, ingesting copious quantities of narcotic substances and SCIENCE!

>>27134308
Maybe we just travelled the world?

>>27134280
True. That butt pirate is going to roast in hell and eternal damnation for all eternity!

Or a few hours in a hall of mirrors that show his hollowfication and then 30 minutes with rape sloth... any more than 30 minutes and you'll be begging for eternal hell fire.

>>27134283
>"I may be an insane monster, but even I can see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch... I mean not to argue with your teenage son."

>>27134275
Bored British globetrotting thrill seeker

>>27134331
Or there was just a youth center that had free capoeira lessons that our parent/s thought would make good/cheap daycare?

>>27134354

And then there was that time with attempting to directly use the national grid to charge our Cassette player's batteries..... and that was how we learnt how to make Super Coke!

>>27134354
Or we learned it because its both fighting AND dancing! Two skills for the price of one!

>>27134338
That is way too much work.

>>27134308
Or we read One Piece and think Luffy's awesome and that we should learn to fight like a Brazillian.

>>27134371
And that's just sound economics...which is a type of Science...but we shouldn't do SCIENCE with it...or things can happen...but we do like things happening.....hmmm

>>27134394
We could always just throw things at him.

>>27134338
>implying he wouldn't just flirt with his reflection and wear out the rapesloth

>>27134412
Perhaps tell him that if he keeps up this Nazi bulkshit, we will go full Churchill on him. Ask him how anyone in history who talks about racial purity ends up, super powes or no super powers.

>>27134397
one piece wasn't around when we were human ya numpty

>>27134433
Oh God! Now that's scary to imagine. I know you don't like to think about him to much, but think of the rape sloths feelings, man! Think of his feelings! How would you feel if you were him and your target wore you out?

>>27134474
Motorcycles weren't around a thousand years ago either.

>>27134486
They are now though. And its not like he couldnt upgrade to a bike from a horse.

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>>27134511
ride the horse while its riding a bicycle

if bears can drive little shriner karts then a horse can work a ten speed

>>27134106

Just post, please. This argument is annoying.

>>27134628
I think there wasn't much of an argument at all more a unanimous "fuck no".

>>27134480
poor rapesloth, he only wants to have fun ;_;

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"So the old appeasement strategy, eh Neville Chaimberlain? Didn't work 50 years ago, but hey, not like we English have experience with anything like that. Speaking of, I may be a soul eating insane monster but even I know it is pointless to argue with a teenaged son." You explain looking at the chaos in the room.

"I was letting him rant and vent and get it out of his system. He is easier to talk to when he has become exhausted. Then you electrocuted him. Why compare me to a Nazi anyway, I wasn't born in Germany." She answers. We regret nothing.

"Well, he was breaking my friend's room. Besides, you are now a member of the Japanese empire. Who was in coalition with the Nazis. Same difference. Now, I was certain I bought a french maid outfit for a hilarious prank involving Ryouichi and his obviously wavering sexual orientation. Inventory! Where is it?" You demand.

~S'gone~

"S'gone? What do you mean S'gone? Where did it go?" You demand. It was french. You are silent for a few moments before nodding. "Well, can't be helped then. Bit disappointed." You mutter. You're disappointed? who do you think was looking the most forward to it? Fantastic legs, supple butt, narrow waste, and sexy hips. "Who we talking about wearing this then?" You ask trying to figure out my tastes. All of them. Maybe at the same time. That's how I fucking roll.

You let that troubling comment pass by while you start fiddling with the stuff in Jager's room, putting things back and fixing her books, all the while digging through your inventory for something to play with. "So, how is Kouta?"
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Mari glances at the bed and doesn't say anything for few minutes. As she is distracted you sneak over and draw a hitler mustache and lick your hand to pat down his hair and give him the horrible combed over look. She finally responds just as you get the image just right. "He should wake up any time now. I think the fact his brother did that to him will hurt him more than anything that physically happened to him.Now I just have to wait and-" She pauses when she sees friedhelm, but you are already on the other side of the room, picking stuff up off the floor and whistling innocently.

You hear Mari let out a sigh and go silent and after you get the room pretty much improved, with a few remodeling choices since you are such a good friend, you decide that waiting for Kouta is boring and give him an educational drop hick to the forehead filled with your love. He lets out a yell and rolls off the bed rubbing his forehead. "O-ow Sensei? Where am I? What happened? The last thing I remember is friedhelm..." He trails off and seems troubled by something as Mari gives you a look.

"He was going to get bed sores. I was being helpful." You point out. "Short of it was Friedhelm went full quincy crazy and knocked you right the fuck out, the quincy king tried to go full genocide on me, so I stole the three of you and took you to Hue Co. There was a rebellion. Oh, and I knocked Friedhelm out, because he smacked your mum right on the gob he did." You explain and Kouta seems a bit pained as he looks at his brother.

"I take it the Nazi look was your addition?" He asks.

"You took too long to wake up. I got bored. He smacked his mum." You reply.

He thinks on this for a few moments before nodding. "Thanks for bringing him sensei. I know he can be, well, a cunt but he is still family. Even if he is a dumb ass." Kouta smiles and you laugh.
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"Yeah, he is a bit of one, isn't he?" You grin but notice Mari frowning at you.

"I was wondering why they were swearing more." She notes.

Mari uses PRIDE OF THE EDUCATOR. It's super effective!

What do you want to do?
[]Go see Jager
[]Talk to them a bit(Thank kouta for not wanting to sell you out maybe)
[]Go see some one else
[]Back to the land of the living you go
[]Other, please specify
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>>27134736
>[]Talk to them a bit(Thank kouta for not wanting to sell you out maybe)

Congratulations on being the coolest Quincy alive ....and before that title becomes practically default

>>27134736
>[]Talk to them a bit(Thank kouta for not wanting to sell you out maybe)
>[]Go see Jager

>>27134736
"Aw, have I rubbed off on you? Terrible idea, I'm more a cautionary tale than a role model."

>Go see Jager

Are people up for rhyming, since we'll have to talk to Bastidores?

>>27134769
Minimal effort rhyming. Just stick a rhyming word on the end of every second sentence.

>>27134767
This.

>>27134767
thirded

>>27134767
This. Maybe tell Kouta that we're tempted to expel Fred form the club.

>>27134842
Nah we'll fix his wagon.

>>27134769

Seconded.

But also thank Kouta before we leave, maybe promise some training shit or upgrades.

>>27134885
We should thank him, but not make any promises.
If we find any like... books of secret Quincy teachings we should totally loot them though.

>>27134736
Maybe we could ask them if they finally worked out some stuff from that old book, since they actually managed to put up a semi kinda almost half-decent fight.

Well, they didn't get instantly deadified from a single kick.

>>27134901

Yeah.

Let's leave, but sincerely thank him before we go and maybe say that we'll try to keep a look out for any helpful Quincy books or upgrades.

>>27134926

I think Kouta should be one person we actually do care about.

Maybe.

Or at least like.

>>27135073
Jager bombs
Kouta

Loyalty gives us friendship boners