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You are a girl, and sexually attractive.

For the moment, those are your only defining character traits. In a world filled with such figures.

Which is trouble.

You are standing in a restaurant- it looks like a diner kind of. There are some hazy, indistinct figures- enough to make the impression that the place is populated, and isn't just a wasteland. Through the clean windows, the sun shines through- well, at least that bodes well. At least he won't be a grimdark angsty sort- probably. Maybe.

You're waiting for the protagonist. You have the gift of sentience- for just a moment. You stare at your hands as they fizz between options- pale, dusky, chocolate- that can be decided later.

But right now, wretched and awful as it is, the very thought causing bile to rise up your pretty neck, in order to ensure your continued existence, you would have to draw the attention of the yob of the Protagonist. Fuck you hate that man- you tamp it down. No, no, can't hate him. Can't let any of it come out- you glance around. Restaurant. You couldn't be a tsundere then- or at least it was a long shot. Maybe if it was a military base, or you were the protagonist's friend from high school that woke him up-

Fuck, stop thinking, start doing. You have to draw his attention so you could live a bit longer and figure out a way to be noticed long enough by the protagonist to not just be forgotten and consigned to oblivion. But how?

>Current Waifu level: N/A
>You note- mop behind counter, apron, maid uniform, cat ears, pile of dishes one could be clumsy with.
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>>27100534

Run. You're running away from pursuers of unknown origin, of a still to-be-determined faction. As you run, you bump into the protagonist. He will be compelled to protect you, or pity you, or at least take some interest and try and track you down later.
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Bump into him. Act like you dont know where you are and whats going on.
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>>27100595
this, make sure he sees your panties or ends up with his hands on your tits
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Sent by the Lord Licorice himself.

>>27100595
Second. Show him some tit.
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>>27100595
Remember to put a piece of toast in your mouth!
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>>27100534
Don the maid uniform and cat ears. Then arm yourself with the mop.
Perhaps fill the mop's bucket and wedge it over the door to get him when he comes in?

If you want to get your man, you've gotta be proactive. Even if this means stunning him with a bucket, before taking him down with the mop, dragging him into a storage room, and raping him.
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is the protagonist a big fat neckbeard
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>>27100559
Oh! Oh wait- this is a good idea- fuck this restaurant! Run outside, swishing your arms around all elbows out like in the worst running form possible- good idea, great idea.

Sure enough, your clothes start to settle over you- damn, your rack is subpar. Only a b cup. You glance at the window- what, what is this, it's like something Machiavelli would wear, with a long ass tassle. Your hair is long and brilliant red, set in a braid that reaches down to the back of your knees. Gee, that'd be awesome to trip over. You blink your violet eyes and shake your head. At least you're not a loli.

All you need is that anchor from the protagonist. Then you can start planning- maybe get a character arc? You think whimsically, walking carefully in your long ass robe that's the bastard child of a miko outfit that fucked a nun's habit in a dark alley. Seriously, why doesn't it cover the arm pits. It's like it's god damn designed for sideboob.

You walk out the door, and look up- nice spring day- cherry blossoms in the air, ooh, nice, that'll work well in your favor. Typical half rural Japanese town with ominous huge ass buildings on the horizon- alien invasion maybe? You frown as you stumble a bit in your weird, shoes- the big kind with a buckle on them. Were they making you a god damn quaker? Whatever. You take a deep breath- then sprint off, panting, a look of concern on your face as you run along the sidewalk.

Just keep running in a direction, glance over your shoulder, and then- wham! You slam face first in to this dumbass just staring blankly in his school uniform. Fuck's sakes, it's not like you were quiet.

You fall back, with a muffled, "Wah!" knees splayed- you feel sickened with yourself, but whatever. You rub your head, wincing.

"A-Are you okay?" The man crouches down, clearly giving a glance over your assets. Generic protagonist looking- not that that meant anything. God you hoped you weren't in a mecha series.

>Current Waifu level: 0.01. Interest peaked.
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>Ahem. Sorry, should have made it more clear.
>What do you do now?
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>>27100735
yell at him for seeing our panties
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>>27100735
Implore him to run away before he gets hurt. Hopefully we get a typical shounen type who spends his days fighting and getting stronger while we get to relax.
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>>27100735
Make it as though you're going to cry, smile with tears in your eyes and say "Yes, I'm okay," then falter before saying "b-but I need to go!"

And try very hard not to retch.
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>>27100804
>>27100819
Combine those two
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>>27100840
>>27100819
>>27100804
I guess I'll combine those two.

Also, a 'kyaa!' for the pantsu.
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You cease rubbing your skull, a plan formed. Damn, even in that ass backwards way of running, you still managed to get speed enough get hurt bad with this asshole.

You open your eyes slowly, and gasp at the sight of him- then look down to your blatant window to the forbidden realm (Perv was looking right there too) and blush, giving off what you hope was a cute scream as you get yourself to a kneeling position. And glance up, tears in your eyes

"Y-Yes I'm fine- I'm so sorry! Please, I need to get away!" You get up on your feet- nearly losing your balance, fuck these shoes, "Run!" You shout unnecessarily. You note, to your slight chagrin that there's already a girl by his side- girl with bright orange hair, short, with a too shirt skirt and a motorcycle jacket zipped up juuuust enough to more properly display the goods. Real subtle, sluterella. She's staring at you stricken. You hope she isn't sentient.

"Wait!" As you try to dash past, tall mcgeneric man grabs on to your wrist. You appropriately gasp, as he spins you around to grab on to your shoulders, looking very concerned. Mismatched eyes, one black, one golden, and a scar on his cheek in the shape of a cross. Ugh.

"Please!" You shake your head, starting to cry, "I-I don't want you to get hurt!"

"Hang on, what do you mean?" He's really digging in his fingers, "Are you in danger?"
"A-Anon-kun, please," The short haired girl laughs nervously behind you, "I, I don't think you should be jumping to conclusions so quic-"

"There she is!" You hear shouted from the end of the street. As he looks away, you allow yourself a quick grin. Awww yeah, plot hook time. Men in black suits and sunglasses are at the end of the street, pointing at you.

"Huh," The protagonist stands up, cocking an eye brow, cracking his knuckles, "You guys never hear from your mommas that it's rude to point?"

"God damn it," You hear whispered behind you.

>Current Waifu level: 0.1. Damsel in distress bonus!
>Your move.
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>>27100944
> Shake him off, run away, grabbing him by the wrist on the way
> 'Anon-kun! They're dangerous, we can't face them!'
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>>27100944
Aww shit. Let's try to drag him away, as if to run.
If anything goes wrong, try to take the hit for the MC. If we can get a 'saved your life' bonus in either direction, we have an excuse to stick around.
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>>27100944

While he's fighting, disappear. Leave a clue, like a piece of clothing or a page from a book you're carrying or whatever so he can track you down later. Be the mysterious stranger.
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>>27100944
grab the other girls tits
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>>27101026
>>27101003
Okay, going with running away.
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>>27100735
>Only a b cup
B is for Best
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>>27100944
"Please! Please leave them alone. I-ill return to the lab and do eveything doctor N wants just (sob) just don't hurt my friends!"

Bitch is sentient clearly a threat. Implying mysterios past and powers.

Grab on to her and sob in terror!
It prevents her from interfering.
And allows anonkun to be manly and save us.
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>>27101110

Fuck that. Hairflick, leave a clue and run the fuck away. We're not going to become the pathetic useless damsel in distress character.
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>>27101039
yes yes. this is good.
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>>27101125
But that would be the perfect cover for accidentally getting all these other hoes killed
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>>27100944
>>27101039
This, this.

A woman of mystery we will be.
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"Kyaa, no!" You grab the sleeve of the protagonist, tugging on it weakly, "Please, it's too dangerous! We have to run!"

"...I can't leave you to these men," What. It wasn't like you were going to be standing still while he ran, "How could I look my parents in the face then? No..." He turns to you, eyes closed, smiling, "I am an ally of JUSTICE. What kind of men chase a poor girl through the streets like this?" His eyes are still closed. God he just keeps talking, and talking and, oh he gently pushes off your hand, "No friends of JUSTICE, that's WHO! GRYAAAA!" He launches forward, fist raised in the air. Man, he talks weird.

"You," You hear hissed behind you as the protagonist launches him self at the men in black suits. You glance innocently back to the orange haired girl in the motorcycle jacket, "Who are you?"

"Eh?" You put on an innocent face and cock your head- thankfully before the orange haired girl can say anything, you feel wind whip past your face, and see a man sent flying through the air to smash in to a car's wind shield.

Ahh crap. You see smoke and concrete floating in the air, as the protagonist glows with an inner energy. And here you were, hoping for a generic high school romantic comedy. You fall over- god damn shoes- from the shockwave, and raise your eyes against the glare. Just as that happens though- you see someone standing in front of you.

Motorcycle gal is standing in front of you, arms in front of her- fuck, she's trying to be protective of you! God damn it, this is YOUR intro scene!

>Current Waifu level 0.11. Heard corny speech of protagonist without rolling eyes.
>COMPETITOR WAIFU DETECTED: UNKNOWN LEVEL
>Your move.
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>>27101125
>>27101039
But if the clue fails, we're done!
It's too risky.
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>>27101154
Hmm....how can we undermine this chick.
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>>27101154
We can't leave a clue, she'll hide it. We need someone to ambush us both, so she can get beat up a little, and we can show our hidden strength and protect Motorcycle Gal.
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>>27101154

Time to use our special power. This is that kind of setting. I vote for invisibility. Then sneak off, and leave that clue. Whisper in the protag's ear or put something in his pocket.
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>>27101154
Warn motor-cycle of the strange man accompanying these thugs.

The man with strange powers.

Tell her what he does before h- OH GOD IT'S TOO LATE. HE ALREADY USED HIS POWER ON HER.
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>>27101185
No, invisibility is too subtle. Maybe we can have some sort of hidden, dangerous but massively powerful skill? Something that we'll have to take him into confidence to share?
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>>27101125
>We're not going to become the pathetic useless damsel in distress character.
Dude, we want to live. Fuck being the strong woman who ends up stuffed in the refrigerator. This is also why we need never ever put out. Ever. Let sluterella do it while we establish ourselves as Chad McThunderCock true love.
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>>27101190

Fuck yeah, this. She gets taken over, we get to subdue her and then she'll be unconscious. It's perfect.
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>>27101154

...we should turn her into the rival of the protagonist. She's our assigned bodyguard (Possibly try and imply she has a crush on us without it being seen as us being aware of it), he's the knight in shining armour protagonist who saved us and was dragged into something that's too dangerous for him.

Best end effect there is that she just becomes a rival to him, not to use. Worse end but still deal-able is that she becomes an obstacle that will make him try harder to get us.
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>>27101198
Nah man.

We gotta be the girl who can't fight directly but whose abilities let them support the MC.

And that ability has got to be the reason why we're so important.

Let us be the MC's walking power-up girl.
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>>27101216
I agree. What kind of power would fit? Healing seems bland.
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>>27101216
Kiss being the weakest power up we can do
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>>27101229

Some kind of precognitive ability that lets us know people's next moves in a fight. We can also transmit that knowledge telepathically to others.
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>>27101229
Powerup kiss?
Transformation scene merging?
Become a living weapon?

What's with these shoes? Perhaps there's a theme we can play up. Are we one of those fucking shinto shrine girls?
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>>27101243

But we can only commune telepathically with someone we have a close emotional bond with.
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>>27100684
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>>27101216
>>27101229
>>27101234
Let a kiss be our method of transmission.

Since the MC seems to be some sort of magical martial artist, perhaps we could start of with providing him an energy boost before moving on up to more powerful and complicated power-ups as our relationship progresses?
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>>27101190
Seconding this.
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>>27101229
If we're going for support, try some basic buffs. Maybe based on close contact with him?

>>27101154
A rival? We can't have that. Shank her while her back's turned.
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>>27101234
>>27101247
>>27101262
If kisses are our main deal, this could pretty much make us the center of the MC's harem. Nothing makes a waifu more popular the more proactive she is in getting intimate with the MC's other ladies.
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>>27101247
>shinto shrine girls
That opens up a whole host of potential magical support.
Buffs, debuffs, luck enhancement, shields, wards, and future prediction.
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>>27101229
>>27101247

how about weakening enemies?
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How about instead of going the boring and standard route of competing for the MC we help the other girl gain some character. I say we play a weird reoccurring character who is in love with the love interest of the MC.

This way we can work with another sentient instead of the dumb MC, don't gain as many competitors and still get stay relevant to the plot.
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>>27101262
>Let a kiss be our method of transmission.
Yes.
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>>27101283
>>27101285

Weaken with wards. We can't FINISH them but we can help the protagonist.
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>>27101283
this
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>>27101194
>>27101229

Vaguely defined psychic powers are always a good bet. Almost universally applicable and generally something that can be connected to some kind of higher purpose and/or secret government conspiracy.
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>>27101154
>I am an ally of JUSTICE
Aww fuck, he don't even know what "waifu" is or what to do with a girl, we need to find another vic... err, hero.
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>Speaking of powers...

Your waifu level can be burned to effect the narrative- currently, you only have 0.11 waifu points- not a lot of power. You have the advantage that it's the beginning of the narrative, and your character is rather inchoate, so your own personal character can be modified severely.

You need at least Waifu level 1 to be able to exist autonomously of the protagonist- though, if you burn some waifu points to leave a note you can enter stasis and be found again later by the protagonist.

Since you're "Mysterious Girl Saved in First Episode," you have some options. If you think of any stereotypes, throw them in.

1: Mysterious Science Girl. Gaps in memory, great character growth possibilities, and appeals to nerds pretty well. Will inevitably be recaptured and possibly brain wiped.

2: Mysterious Magic Girl. Magic powers can go pretty far, though will probably require some kind of unpleasant method of energy recharge. May also be subjected to random weaknesses.

3: Mysterious Cleric Girl: Subject to the whims of god- victim complex really revs up the protagonists. May be the Fated One. May also be the Fated One to sacrifice herself for the world. Ridiculous luck abilities.

4: Other. You come up with something.

At any rate, I should count up the votes...
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>>27101301

Yes, we're a secret government project. And the MAN WITH THE MYSTERIOUS POWERS is the psychic, mind-controlling colonel that's raising us to be his future vessel.
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>>27101280
Goddamn that would make us super slutty.
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>>27101305
Mysterious Cleric Girl!

>"A-A-Anon-kun! Would you really defy the gods to protect me??"
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>>27101305

I say mysterious cleric girl fits with our outfit best.

We are being hunted by an evil cult as we are the last pillar of the world holding a dark monster a bay.
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>>27101305

Mysterious Cleric girl works best for a support type, and could be spun into a whole yarn about some kind of secret religion/cult beliefs and why she's central to it all.
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>>27101305

A mix of science and magic in the form of psychic (chi) powers. Think standard fighting game energy thing.
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>>27101305
Not cleric. If other waifus are sentient they'll never try to resuscitate us.
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>>27101336

Ooh, I like that. Lets do that one.
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>>27101329
You know you want it.

>>27101354
What do you mean by resuscitate?
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>>27101336
That could tie in with the earlier discussed ability of providing power-ups for the MC. Maybe we're a well of positive energy that acts like a deterrent against monsters?
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Okay, so if kissing's going to be our main powerup schwig, what does sexy tiems do?
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>>27101280
This seems best. Also gives us a leg up on the other waifus, if they appear.

>>27101305
Cleric seems most likely, but I want Science.
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>>27101369
We can worry about that when we come to it.
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>>27101369
B-b-but we're a pure waifu!
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>>27101361
If we 'sacrifice' ourself.
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>>27101381
Forbidden power. Not to be used until the end of the series. Something that he wants to keep us around for.
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(What should we be doing right now guys?)
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Okay, things are confused, so, top three suggestions:

1) Set up an antagonist early while it's cheap to try to knock off motorcycle girl early. Risky, but might be worth it. Depending on level of success, might turn tendency of story to a darker level. Will cost .05 waifu points. Roll required.

2) Try to get motorcycle girl on to your side, by saying she's your bodyguard. Probably best to do it now, while she doesn't have a background Won't work if she's sentient, but this way you can suss out whether or not she's awakened. Will cost .02 waifu points.

3) Sneak away, leave a mysterious note. Go in to stasis, and avoid this- mysteriousness might get you more waifu points earned than burned, and will prevent you from having to become a damsel. Will cost .01 waifu points. Roll required.

4) Come up with another option. Always an option.
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>>27101401
We want to affect the narrative to get motorcycle girl incapacitated so that the MC can inevitably save us by defeating whoever incapacitated other waifu.
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>>27101381
We can't have sex or we lose our powers, because we need to be a shrine maiden.

B-b-but I guess touching it doesn't count, Anon-kun...
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>>27101369

We are the prophecised vessel, the one that is to be fertilized with the godseed of the dark one and bear the spawn of apocalypse. If we lose our virginity to the protagonist, the prophecy will be voided... or will it?
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>>27101401
Those votes are up the top there.
Unless OP wants another input. In which case he should ask for it.
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>>27101413
>3) Sneak away, leave a mysterious note.
i say we stick with this.
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>>27101413

I say 2. Lets not take the story dark before we have to. Better chance of us getting killed and it being a revenge story, not a good waifu sort of story.
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>>27101413
Do we lose the points if defining Motorgirls backstory fails? Because I'm fairly sure it's going to.

I'm thinking antagonist is best choice.
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>>27101413
Let's go option one!
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>>27101414
But then the next sequence will be MC nursing her back to health, and that would be really bad.
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>>27101413
my vote is for 2
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Lets go with 2 and hope it doesn't fail.
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>>27101413
Oh, also, I should mention, please reach consensus before rolling.

I'll leave the vote open another five minutes.
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>>27101445
M-m-maybe we can kiss her better.
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>>27101413

Option 1. And go with that mind-controlling evil man route. Because if motogirl gets taken over, she will become forever suspect in the eyes of the audience and they will hesitate to waifu her.
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>>27101413
2) is best for finding out about this competitor and whether or not she is sentient, which would be a big threat to us

2) gets my vote
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Dark sounds bad and three seems like it could backfire hard. I vote two.
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>>27101454
That'd work.
And probably piss her off, which is also good.
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>>27101413
By the goddamit that was whispered behind our back, doesn't that mean she's sentient? That means option 2 will fail, right?
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>>27101413
One! Accuse her of being a spy working with the evil agency-she looks edgy, and this is clearly a pretty cliche show; it should work, and then she's a villain. Even if she's a recurring character, she'll never wind up with the hero.

Of course, regardless, we're not the first girl he's encountered, so we're doomed too. If another male protagonist (even secondary) shows up, latch onto him, fast.
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>>27101465
Or wait: Are WE sentient? How is sentience defined in this anyway?
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>>27101471
But she could be the MC's childhood friend. Which basically means she has no way of winning in the end! Basically.
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>>27101413
Hmm.

Sod stasis. This is a great opportunity to tweak things.
> Set up a dangerous antagonist with powers to match the MC
> Get injured in a way that will make the MC carry us until it heals some
> Maybe get the MC or Motorcycle Girl injured, and heal them with a kiss?

>>27101305
Mysterious Cleric Girl, escaped from a government lab, with a powerful antagonist after her to try and return her to life in a tube?
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>>27101413
With option one, we don't necessarily want the antagonist to kill motorcycle girl. Just prove to be stronger than her.

Strong enough to beat her and kidnap us, anyway.
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>>27101497
So that the MC can be forced to come after us while leaving motorcycle girl to deal with the mooks.
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>>27101473
The /tg/ hivemind is obviously not sentient.
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Rolled 1

holy fuck why so many responses

1: 4
2: 4
3: 1

faerklheltkha

IN THE INTERESTS OF TIME, 1D2.

While I'm at it, give me 3 1d100s. You're going to want the 60-90 band here.
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Stasis seems dull and we don't want to be too much of a dick. Two.
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Rolled 11

>>27101531
Rolling for success.
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>>27101487

I like the way you think. The kitchen sink option.

We were raised by an apocalyptic cult to be the vessel that would bear the antimessiah. We were sheltered away from the world in the cult compound, this is why we don't know anything about the setting and need to be informed by the protagonist. And taught to do girly things like shopping and holding hands (lewd).

When we were like 12, the compound was raided by government forces. We thought we were saved, but we were taken away to a secret facility and experimented upon to divulge the nature of our strange psychic powers.
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Rolled 89

>>27101531

I think we have a tie breaker just as you posted >>27101533
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Rolled 74

>>27101531
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>>27101539
Excellent roll.

What would have happened had we rolled a 91-100?
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>>27101531
There are many responses because we're having fun, OP.

Just post more!
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>>27101547
The world would have gotten in to a darker mood, and plot armor starts fading.

At a certain point, shit goes Terraformars.

>Current world alignment: +1. Optimistic shonen.

>>27101539
Regrettably, I did close voting at 07:25.

Writing for antagonist to manifest.
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>>27101567
Ah, well, things turned out well. We avoided going into edgy territory.
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>>27101567
>>Current world alignment: +1. Optimistic shonen.
Can't wait for Grimdark McEveryonedies alignment
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So I'm guessing manifesting a power will use up some of our waifu points, but will successive uses require a cost as well? Or will it be free? Will it depend on the circumstance?
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>>27101580
But shunting it brighter might allow for more yuri and other waifu point building options.
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>>27101616
But the "we don't know if we'll still be alive tomorrow" sexes :c
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>>27101567
as long as we can still heal motorcycle girl with a kiss all is good, that bitch is going to be OUR waifu
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>>27101473
>>27101465

It's not "sentience" as much as a kind of fourth wall awareness of the narrative we're in.
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>>27101625
You've got to build up to it!
Cycle the dimmer switch to built relationships and then tension, and then drama!
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>>27101627

goddamn it what is it with /tg/ and always taking the lesbian option

Can you even waifu a waifu in this setting?
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Honestly we should offer the other waifu a harem type deal as rivals with yuri subtext. That way we BOTH becme more interesting
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>>27101628
Is there such a thing as "degrees" of awareness? Since it seems like motorcycle chick may already have been aware?

>>27101636
Seeing us how our character seems to be pissed about having to be someone else's waifu, I think the most we can expect is a sense of kinship and understanding.
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>>27101640
The Tenchi Solution?
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>>27101628
Those might be the same thing if we're, for example, an NPC in a highly sophisticated virtual reality.
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>0.05 waifu points burned.

"I don't know what's going on, but I'm not going to let anybody get hurt!" Motorcycle gal shouts. Aw, that's nice. Shame that she's in your way. Like Hell you would go back to nonexistence.

Thinking, thinking, okay, you escaped, so- you glance up at the rooftops. There he is. A guy with long white hair pulled back into a pony tail, and a smile from ear to ear, wearing a trench coat with a mess shirt and pleather pants and what looked like plate mail greaves. Fuck you, regret bringing this guy in. You look around, humming to yourself, waiting for him to do something- oh, he's probably self narrating or some shit.

The protagonist smashes the last guy in to the concrete, and rolls his shoulders, "Don't pick on girls!" He sure likes hearing himself talk. Motorcycle girl in front of you relaxes, walks forward, saying, "Oh, Anon-kun, I was so worri-"

Then suddenly she halts, stricken, sweating, staring, mouth open. There you go.

"N-N-Noooooo!" You shout, willing yourself to cry, "It's just what I was afraid of- he- he's here!" You rush forward to motorcycle gal, waving your hands and murmuring some bullshit.

"What? Where?" Protagonist starts spinning around, waving his hands about, flexing unnecessarily while he's at it- when'd he lose his shirt? "Who the Hell's doing this? Come out here, god damn it!"

"Kukukukuku," Emerges from motorcycle jacket gal, her eyes starting to glow purple, and a smile crossing her face. Fuck, protagonist, look up, the bad guy is RIGHT THERE, but no, he's looking at motorcycle jacket.

"Hmmm, so, you managed to best them, huh? Well- I wasn't given the order to mess with you, yet," The smile fades, and she says acidly, in a strange tone, "Count yourself lucky, boy. We'll meet again." This pussy fucker, you glance to the roof, and the antagonist gives you a look of disdain, then fades away. Fuck, he couldn't even swing a punch? Eh, you guess this is only the beginning of the narrative.
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>>27101662
I am not seeing how this is injuring the motorcycle gal so we can heal her wit ha kiss at all
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>>27101662
I'm snickering.

>>27101680
The main point is just getting the attention back to us.
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>>27101662
Ehehehehe. That got rid of her. Now latch onto the protagonist and get weepy now the danger's over. Maybe claim a twisted ankle, or something else that requires close contact and leaning on him?
Fuck knows it's a risk with these damn shoes anyway...

Is he hurt? Can we use kawaii healing powers on him?
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>>27101680

If the antagonist leaves her unconscious after the possession, we've got an opening.
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Then, motorcycle jacket cries out, arches her back crying out, then slumps to her knees. Protagonist's eyes bug out, and he rushes forward, "Konoko!" He grabs her shoulders, shaking her, "Konoko, are you okay?!"

Fuck, he isn't paying attention to you. She groans, looking up, "A-a-ahhhh...Anon-kun..." She's faking. She's totally fucking faking. This is total bullshit.

"C'mon Konoko, come on! You're always making fun of me for not being as strong as you, snap out of it!" Oh thank god. Childhood friend. You relax a bit. Nothing to worry about from this gal.

"Konoko! Come on," Anon-kun looks at you pleadingly, "Will she be alright?" Ah, there's a bit of attention. Better than nothing.

>Competitor Waifu Level: Konoko. Childhood Friend. Unlikely threat.
>Your Current Waifu Level: 0.06. Plot hook gained though.

>OPPORTUNITY: Power display.
>Power Choice: Ki transfer- exhaust self, but transfer fightan' energy to target. Might bring her back up. And allows you to be a general support. Power can evolve with time.
>Power Choice: Heal! Just a simple heal spell to start with. Won't change out with time.
>Power Choice: OTHER. Be creative damn it.

>Transmission Possibilities.
>Transmission: Magic lights. Nothing amazing there.
>Transmission: Kissu power charge. Protagonist will love this- but has a possibility of making this a harem end, which will see your powers reduced as protag goes full Rance.
>Transmission: OTHER. Creativity!
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>>27101684
but its not right now, infact I have no idea what just happened
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>>27101700
Ki-transfer! WITH A KISS!
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>>27101662

Be concerned for motogirl. Start dropping hints about the antagonist. Run up to the protagonist and ask if he's all right, and get some narration opportunities to declare more backstory.
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>>27101705
Let us become the Kingpin of waifus.
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Could we have been Mysterious Bad Guy's Beautiful Daughter? pic related
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>>27101700
why can't our Power Display be Kissu power charge?
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>>27101700
She's the childhood friend, huh? She must be aware, then, of her low chances. We could convert her to our side if we put up a good argument.
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>>27101720
That's the transmission.
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>>27101700
Heal and Kissu

we don't want to exhaust ourselves with just one kiss

would also be hilarious if the protag goes and fights and we just stay back kissing with the harem
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>>27101700
Empowering Kiss-u!
Allows a person to temporarily surpass their natural limit. This should help her shrug off the 'pain' and let us do other things later.
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>>27101700
> Transmission: Kiss her, transfer your health to her.
This should show we're good and kind-hearted, but also allow us to slump on the Protagonist.
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>>27101700

"Stand back! I need to scan her aura!"

Power choice: Possession/Exorcism. We can drive out mental presenses from others, or possess them and operate them like a puppet. The more physical contact we have with the subject, the greater the control. For now, we can examine the motogirl, whisper something fourth-wally to her, and cleanse her aura of the antagonist's presense with a headstroke.
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>>27101744
So ki-transfer?
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>>27101700

Spiritual energy transfer, heals light wounds and cleanses a person from minor mind altering effects.
>much less draining than Ki Transfer and less healing than the heal power.

kissu
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>>27101734
I wonder. If we manage to grab the other waifus like that we might have a chance to really fuck with the narrative.
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>>27101747
Yes! This is a good idea.
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>>27101700
Ki transfer, Kiss.

Healing doesn't evolve, don't bother; we'll be relegated to obscurity as our power becomes increasingly irrelevant.

Using kissing, we can become the center of a harem, making ourselves important-remember, we don't have to win, we just need to survive. This is especially true if the power evolves, allowing us more things with more intimacy and less exhaustion from usage.
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>>27101745
Oh yes. Slump into the protag's arms directly, so that fighting girl can't offer to do it.
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>>27101753
would be hilarious if WE got the harem and stole them protag away from them as our husbando
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Goddamn it people, can't we hold back on the kissing for now?! We can't tip our hand too early, and if we start kissing everyone the narrative will turn lewd and we'll lose control of the protagonist. Do you people even play hard to get?!
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>>27101700
>but has a possibility of making this a harem end, which will see your powers reduced as protag goes full Rance.
We don't need all our power right? Just over 1.0 and we're fine. We can probably use this to get some other sentients on our side too.

And let's face it - do we really want to have to deal with the protagonist on our own?

Also, why does harem end = Rance?
>>27101705
Let's do this
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>>27101777
No, that'd be if we start fucking everyone as a ki-transfer power. Kisses are perfectly reasonable.
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Okay, it seems that Ki Transfer Kissu is the road we're going down.

I should have expected this.

Writing.
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>>27101765
Why not build our own harem, and wrest control from the protagonist?
Either kill him off, or use him as dumb muscle to enforce our will.

>>27101734
Make it OUR harem. Just use him as muscle or a lure.
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>>27101786
Because Rance forces all the women to love him.

>>27101790
>I should have expected this.
You really should.
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>>27101790

I feel you, OP. Blech.
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>>27101777
Forhead kisses, not full frenching.

That's for lost limbs.
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>>27101804
THIS THIS a thousand times this!
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>>27101792
The fault in this plan, I think, is that all the waifus dislike BEING waifus, but see no alternative to it. Becoming a waifu to another waifu? I don't think they'd prefer that, although it is an option (if we look at examples like Setsuna from Negima); it's just not as good as being the MC's girl.
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Better idea!
Power: Temporary Spiritual Merging!
Merge with her, granting her temporary super powers (healing, for now). Makes us HUGELY plot relevant, but also empowering, which grants us some capability.
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>>27101804

Agreed.
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kiss the biker girl and get her back on her feet. refuse to kiss the protagonist for power up, only kiss the biker girl and some other girls we'll meet down the road. instead being the waifu, lets work towards our very own yuri harem. protagonist should be content meanwhile since we'll be bringing girls with us.
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>>27101822

That's similar to my possession/exorcism idea. I like that.
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>>27101819
But we'd be the main character, that's the thing.
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>>27101822
If we still go with the original plan, this could still become one of our ability's derivative functions later on down the road.
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>>27101822

I like that. We will be tied into all the other options for waifu so we can't be separated from them without a serious change in the story.
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>>27101822
Gorramit! I was too slow. This is what I get for trying to read through all the posts before making my own vote.

Out of curiousity, is there a way to get around the stupid captcha? It really is annoying having to deal with mistypes when I want to post quickly.
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>>27101819
Our character at least seems to dislike the protagonist more than the idea of being a waifu itself.
>>27101822
I like this idea but think it'd work better as >>27101844 said
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>>27101847
You could buy the 4chan pass.
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"A-Ahh," You blush, look away, fidgeting, "I-I can help her-"

"Then, then please do!" The protagonist shouts, turning to you. Okay, the blush did good there. You nod.

"O-Okay, but!" You stand up straight and point at him, "You can't watch while I heal her, o-o-okay! No looking! No peeking!"

The protagonist stares at you, dumbfounded- ugh, you hope that they don't do those stupid faces, small mercy, he doesn't. He nods dumbly, handing her to you.

You hold Konoko in your arms- ugh, heavy. Motorcycle jacket is armored. She's staring around, feebly- psychic backlash must have done a number on her. Really, she could rest, and she'd recover, but you have to prove you're a magic girl to this asshole, so, might as well take the opportunity while you can. You look back to the protagonist, standing with his back to you, arms up and behind his head, typical poser. Staring directly at a convenient store window which has you reflected in it. Bleh. Oh well.

You lean in to Konoko, who's still waving her head around in confusion, part your lips, close your eyes-

And feel a hand on your lips.

"E-E-EEHHHH?" She's shouting full bore in to your ear.

God DAMN IT she was faking it!

Protagonist turns around, looking annoyed.

"What, what is it Konoko?"
"Eh, she, eh, ah, she," Her entire face is flushed red, as she scoots away from you, on her knees, pointing at you, then her, "Uh, well, she, ah, eh, she," Konoko continues to babble.

Anon-kun narrows his eyes, scowling. Well, your power couldn't be demonstrated, but at least Konoko had to burn for it. Anon-kun scowls- about to say something. You could interrupt, if you felt like it.

>COMPETITOR KONOKO: Waifu Level Annoying Childhood Friend.
>Waifu Level: 0.09
>Your Move.
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>>27101847
>Out of curiousity, is there a way to get around the stupid captcha? It really is annoying having to deal with mistypes when I want to post quickly.
There is a 4chan pass which removes captcha for users. Lasts a year IIRC, don't remember cost.
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>>27101857

Now we can scan her aura and detect traces of darkness and confusion. She must rest somewhere. Meanwhile, we can empower the protagonist to fight the antagonist. Provided he's still around.
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>>27101869
Regrettably, antagonist already fled.
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>>27101857
Is that our level or hers?

> Offer to demonstrate the healing on him first, if Motorcycle Girl is so reluctant?
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>>27101869
see
>>27101662
>the antagonist gives you a look of disdain, then fades away

Moving somewhere else sounds like a fabulous idea though.
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>>27101857
Claim credit anyway. Say we healed her with a kiss.

We're sorry it had to be that way, we don't like kissing either. (At this point blush and make it seem like we've been hurt in the past.) But it's the only way we know how!
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>>27101804
So sex is for resurrection?
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>>27101884
Sorry, character limits.

Your waifu level is 0.09, her level is Annoying Childhood Friend.
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>>27101873

Alright, then since there's no one to fight we should still scan the aura, and offer to help take Moto somewhere safe. On the way, chat with them.
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>>27101857
Eh, as nice as it is to see her burn for getting in our way, that really isn't helpful. What we want is to make _us_ stronger, not her weaker. Plus, if we can find a way to make this situation seem better for her, we might get her on our side.

>"Sorry about that. As you can see, my abilities work pretty fast, but not everyone can handle them."
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>>27101857
Heh.

Alright, act a bit flustered and say Konoko was alright. Try to move the topic away from her. Then inquire about MC's wounds. Show him our sensitive side. When he inevitably says that he's alright, sigh with relief and tell him that we're really glad he wasn't hurt.
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>>27101857

"I'm so glad your friend wasn't hurt!" tearful relieve.

"Thank you for saving me kind warrior of justice I am forever in your dept."
>vomit a little on the inside.

we don't have a name to give them yet.
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>>27101869
Hand on the forehead for an aura-scan, naturally.
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>>27101857
"...Were you FAKING being hurt?!" Shocked gasp, pout. "It's really hard for me to try and heal someone, and it can be dangerous! Why would you do that?!"

Tone: Shocked, confused
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>>27101896
>"Sorry about that. As you can see, my abilities work pretty fast, but not everyone can handle them."
That sounds like we're calling her weak.
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>>27101857

We are naive and sheltered.

"Did I... Did I do something wrong?"
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>>27101908
That's an easy way to make enemies, anon. Let's stick with acting like a pure, naive girl. Guys love that.
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>>27101890
Yes.
Best not to think on it too much.
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>>27101700
Lord.
Always the same thing.
Always the same plots.
Why not just tell the truth?
After all the other waifus are probably trying to form right now.
Might as well put them off balance.
Perhaps we are the core of a female diety splintered into (arbitrarily large) number of fragments?
And the other peices of our soul need to be reunited to prevent (something bad).
We could even use this silly biker as a battery later by "discovering" her as a lost fragment of ourselves and eating her...... accompanied with much crying of course.
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>>27101916
Even better! And add in:

"I'm sorry if I offended you in some way... I was just trying to help."
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>>27101857
give a relieved sigh, "it seems like she didn't need my healing after all."

let's take control of the situation whilst konoko is flustered. take one of his hand and shyly give thanks. make sure you take a conspicuous look around, to make sure that you are safe. Ask for his name, compliment him on it and fall embarrassed at the fact that you just complimented him.
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>>27101916
We can't really do that anymore, since we started off with asking MC not to look at us.
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>>27101908
Keep in mind, drawing attention to her deception subtly implies she was interested in him. That's bad.

>>27101913
...To him, yes. To her, who knows what it involved, it's a different kind of snub.
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>>27101927
I doubt MC is sentient. We need to get our waifu level high enough we can act independently, then we can break the news to him.
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>>27101931

Well maybe our powers only work when we're not being observed. Some kind of quantum entanglement psycho-science-babble shit.
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>>27101927
We'd be splitting a lot of our (narrative) power early on, though. Maybe we could introduce that as a plot point later on if we manage to make some allies among the waifus?
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>>27101931
Damn, that's true.
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>>27101946
She acted flustered, though.

I think it's best to go with this
>>27101929
for now.
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>>27101927
It might just create a meta-waifu, who takes all of our waifu-points, and then begins devouring each of the waifus given opportunity, creating a meta-entity who is all the waifus and yet none of them. Bad end.

That said, that sounds like a really excellent Big Bad. "Now, all your waifus shall become one with me! Mwahahaha!"
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So- so many posts.

Let me boil this down- please reply to this post with a number.

1) Act naive. We weren't doing anything wrong!
2) Act like you healed her.
3) Be shocked that she didn't need healing at all!
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>>27101972
Let's go with 1).
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>>27101972
1.
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>>27101972
2. Though I don't hugely object to 1.
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what we should totally do is usurp the protagonist position.
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>>27101972

1), and use the quantum excuse. You don't know shit about sex and kissing and all that.

Let them walk you to their place, and keep talking. Ask them about the world, since you don't know anything about it, being raised by a cult and then in a lab.
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>>27101983
We don't have that much narrative pull right now.
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>>27101972
2, with elements of 1
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>>27101983
We miiiiight be able to pull a gaiden? Or spin off, for all you baka gaijins.
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>>27101863
20 dorrars
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>>27101972
>1) Act naive. We weren't doing anything wrong!

we were only trying to help the friend of the one who saved us!
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>>27101972
>1) Act naive. We weren't doing anything wrong!
>>27101987
What about saying that we're used to being secretive about it, and asked him not to look out of habit?
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>>27101972
>>27101987
Agreed. 1, and claim innocence. Bat eyelashes if needed.
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>>27100735

I have to say. I run a Quest that's possibly rather big on this, and you know what? I'm absolutely, absolutely loving this. Rock on, and know that I'm finding the entire concept hilarious.

(Seriously, I'm in stitches here.)
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>>27101999

I suppose if we get to Waifu level 1 we can pull off an omake sequence.
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>>27101636
>Can you even waifu a waifu
What's the point of harem if girls hate each other?
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>>27101971
We aren't really people anyway.
Better to think of ourselves as sentient memetic parasites with reality warping powers.
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>>27102006
Which one? WHICH ONE?
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>>27101890
I demand a list of sexual acts and their corresponding magic powers. Including rimjobs
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>>27101992
not now, but you know, as a thing to do later.
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>>27102006

You know what I like best with this quest? It's impossible to misarchive.
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>>27102022
>rimjobs
Cure disease.
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>>27102023
We might end up dooming other waifus to unimportance that way, though.

>>27102022
Sexual acts may veer us towards a more grim setting. If we want the story to stay up-beat and optimistic, we need to keep everything (barely) safe for children to watch.
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Ooooh kiss should be the easiest of our powers.
We have 27 marks of power on our body requiring a complicated full body bopit like dance with the person we are blessing.
Its hilarious and memerable while also being cute
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Naïveté it is.

OPPORTUNITY: Victim roll! If you want to risk 0.05 waifu points on a gamble, you can try to play the victim and need to be carried by the protagonist!

3 1d100s, 1-50 you lose the points, 51-60, you break even, 61-80, you win 0.05, 81-90, you win 0.10, 91-99, 0.15, 100, you get 0.30! But you are also remanded to a bed to be taken care of for a while.

You'll be more of a damsel in distress, but hey, waifu points!

If I see 3 1d100s, the results will be incorporated, win or lose.
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>>27102042
>other waifus to unimportance
are you implying that they wouldn't be OUR waifus?
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>>27101983
I would love to do this. Will be tricky though, and definitely a long-term thing. Hmmm. Options...

>Make ourselves the 'Den Mother' of any harem that forms.
>Be Main Girl. Have protagonist die in a heroic sacrifice. Remainder of the series is about us dealing with what remains.
>Be awesome ourselves. Make ourselves the duotagonist. This may be the most likely option to succeed, though we're not technically usurping. The 'merging' power seems great, as it basically makes the hero dependent on us, but anything sufficiently cool works so long as it isn't passive. So far we're just a McGuffin.
>We can make ourselves a duotagonist just by being a cornerstone of the series. Think A certain Magical Index. This removes agency though.
>Find a way for the protag to get genderbent. Trick him into it. Make a Yuri harem.
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>>27102048
Nah, going full damsel just seems dull. We want to be useful, instead of needy. But we need to give him our eternal thanks for saving us, etc etc.
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>>27102048

Can we victimize motogirl by scanning her aura and detecting traces of evil in it? Then SHE'll have to be carried. By us.
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Rolled 61

>>27102048
What happens if we run out of points?

Being looked after is a great hook, even if we don't have freedom. It's basically free points if we say we like his terrible cooking.
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Rolled 60

>>27102051

Yeah, why not?
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Rolled 67

>>27102048
Oh, i exhausted myself too much!
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>>27102048
Let's not be the distressed damsel.

>>27102061
We fade away to non-existence, I presume.
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Rolled 86

>>27102069

That should have been pointed at >>27102048
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Rolled 1

>>27102048
On three dice?
Separate rolls, or all combined?

I'm undecided. Rolling for it. 3+ go for it, since the odds are in our favour...
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>>27102048
We didn't get where we are by following the easy path. We've already turned ourselves from a random encounter at the restaurant into a major plot point.
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>>27102080

I'm opposed to being the victim too. OP, please don't take the rolls without counting votes.
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>>27102048
No damsel in distress, especially since we haven't actually done anything yet.
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>>27102074
No. No it shouldn't have. :P
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>>27102082
>OP, please don't take the rolls without counting votes.
i agree with this.
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Rolled 62

>>27102110
I agree. I was just rolling for convenience, and to speed the game up a little.
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Hmm. Well, if we do end up going with the damsel in distress thing, can we try and portray it in a way that makes us seem cooler?

"Thank you for helping me. They've been hunting me relentlessly. I don't....oh da...." *Collapse from the arrow sticking out of our back in a conveniently non-fatal position.
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>>27102132

Gentlemen, are you forgetting the most obvious thing?

A tragic backstory.

No, seriously, that helps a LOT, more than any other factor. We're bullied and shunned at school, possibly BECAUSE of our nebulous psychic powers.

See, we might not win the protagonist's heart that way. But he'll be drawn to white-knight us, regardless, to solve our problems.

Also, I vote that once he starts having feelings for us, we introduce a secondary love interest to make him jealous. Except we're not really interested in the other guy, though he's good-looking and adult enough to be a threat.

If he has superpowers too, that ties in to the narrative!
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>>27102132
Eh, that was actually slightly badly written. I was trying to pretend we'd had the injury this whole time, and were bravely forcing past it, but the way I wrote that made it sound like we got shot just then. Presumably the arrow is some sort of anti-magic arrow that we couldn't just use our abilities to heal or something. a bullet would be slightly more believable in why nobody has noticed it, but it's not like any of them have been behind us at this point.
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>not becoming arch rival of protagonist
>the sexy arch rival
>who must be defeated with dickings
I mean, am I the only one who prefers that setup?
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>>27102146

We've been considering a tragic backstory, about being in a cult and then a government lab.
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"I-I'm sorry," You blush, looking away, "Did I do something wrong? I was only...Only trying to help"

Anon-kun's formerly angry expression melts away, and he smiles benevolently, forgetting his anger, "So moe," he whispers under his breath.

Konoko is staring at you, looking distinctly frazzled. Hah, way to ruin your cool, 'I'm such a badass motorcycle chick' archetype, you think with a smile.

"I need to thank you," You get up and walk away from the flustered Konoko, who is momentarily mute. Wait, crap, you missed a chance to stutter. Not even an ellipses. Damn, "I, well, I-I-I...I would have hated to imagine what would have happened to me if you hadn't have been here!" Mmm. Maybe a bit overboard on that one.

Anon-kun smiles at you, scratching the back of his head, "Aw, shucks, wasn't nothing," He looks away, a steely resolve in his eyes, "I am an ally of justice after all."

Blech. Your vision is starting to blur- oh god damn it, oh fuck's sake, no, no, no, not now-

"I feel..." Your eyes roll up in the back of your head, and you stumble forward, Anon-kun catching you in shock.
"Eh? What's wrong- god, I don't even know your name yet."
"I-I'm fine," You whisper, trying to stand on your own, get out of his arms- oh ugh, your face is right in his sweaty chest, ew, ew, ew.

>0.05 waifu points gained!
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>>27102160

The problem is that the protagonist might in fact kill us. There's only so much you can do as a bad guy without ACTUALLY BEING EVIL.

While it's one thing to redeem the hot, conflicted ineffectual evil woman, it's another to dick the girl who is genuinely corrupted.
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>>27102166
No, no, NO! You don't want to be the sick girl! You stand up, step away from him, forcing yourself to stand up straight despite the temptation to just be carried home in his strong arms. You give a weak smile, "I'm sorry, just- the stress of the fight."
"Are you sure?" He steps closer to you, "I mean, you don't look well-" He's reaching for you, when a motorcycle jacket interposes itself between the two of you.

"She's FINE," Konoko says forcefully, "We don't even know who she is, Anon-Kun!"
"Oh, well, let me fix that," Anon-kun leans around Konoko, giving you a sparkling white smile, "I'm Anon Incognito, an American exchange student in Japan. Konoko here is my best friend from childhood, I'd be lost without her."

Blech.

"And I'm Konoko Hasegawa," The childhood friend says, trying to regain her footing. She reaches for Anon and gives him a headlock, but Anon looks irritated, so she rapidly lets him go, disturbed, "And, uh, well, I'm the only one keeping him on track."
"Says you."
"You just said the same less than a minute ago!"
"Tch!" Anon turns his face away, then looks at you, smiling, "And who would you be then? I mean, I guess I could call you...Miko? With that get up, you look kinda holy."
"That's not a miko's uniform," Konoko says.
"Also, are you sure you're okay? I, I could carry you, you know- or maybe you'd like to be carried by Konoko?" Anon smiles at Konoko blushing and looking weirded out.

>Your Waifu Level: 0.14
>Your move.

Occasionally, if you're too vulnerable, the main character might try to roll against you to push for an event- which then leads to the aforementioned situation. You lose control of your character, but have a chance to gain waifu points. Dangerous road, waifuing is.
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>>27102170
H-h-how can you have a childhood friend in Japan if you're a transfer student?
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>>27102170
Konoko shall carry us
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>>27102170

While I'm loving this, I'm sort of surprised that the Protagonist is not, in fact, that attractive. It's like...I always thought there would be a reason why the girls are drawn to him.

But then again, this is a pretty incisive parody, so it also works.
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>>27102170
>>27102186
This. Let's use that as an opportunity to reach out to Konoko for an alliance.
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Rolled 18

>>27102170
Support ourselves on Konoko
Press for details on their backstories, see if there's any weak points where we can jump in and press for ties.
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>>27102170

My name is Naya von Archimboldi, and I'm terribly sorry I got you involved in all this mess. I just wanted to get away from that terrible place... But never mind. I... I'm sorry, but could you tell me where I am?
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>>27102168
>only so much you can do as a bad guy without ACTUALLY BEING EVIL
you mean like showing up right when the villain is about to get killed, acing him, and generally stealing credit?
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>>27102189
...maybe we're gay?
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>>27102213
Or maybe we just didn't want to touch his sweaty body. It's only natural.
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>>27102170
get Konoko to carry us, and when she is walking behind Anon, put out hand on her ass, under her clothes
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>>27102170
Stumble out of his arms, thank him and regain our footing. We deal with the hand we've been given, but let's be more than a damsel.

Shit. We don't even have a name. Make up a name and start giving him some spiel about how nice he's treating us (hint that it's because we're so used to everyone else bullying us 'cause we got powers and shi') and that we're very very very sorry for bothering you and that we would like to thank you by perhaps some ice cream in that little diner over there.
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>>27102170
"I'll be fine, no need to burden you two with carrying me."
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I hate to ruin the whole deal here, but why exactly do we have to be a waifu?

I mean, we could totally be a party member. Possibly the lecherous heavy drinking lesbian party member.
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>>27102223

Is there a summary of what we look like? Because if we're particularly exotic, we might want to play the 'exotic foreigner' card. If not, a more typical animu-girl name would be appropriate.
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>>27102170

Imply you have no place to stay, being a recent escapee from a mysterious location and all.
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>>27102180
It seems pretty clear that Konoko wrote herself in like that, and couldn't backpedal once she realised it made no sense.

Being carried by Konoko sounds fun. As to our name....being mysterious sounds fun. Hmmm. options:
>"Telling you my real name would just put you in more danger. Call me whatever you wish. I really should not be imposing on you like this.."
>"I....I don't have a name."
>Someone suggested Naya?
>Someone who coincidentally has the protagonist'ss mother's maiden name. Surprise! We're actually his long-lost cousin! (Convoluted plot ensues)
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>>27102238
but he's supposed to be american anyway, so unless we black, we're already an exotic asian.
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>>27102231
we could.
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>>27102242
Let's go with the second option. Having the MC (and hopefully, not Konoko) come up with a name for us would make him more protective.
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>>27102231

We only get power from being a Waifu. That's the nature of our existence. Being a party member dooms us, because we can no longer siphon Waifu energies from the protagonist.

You're comparing fish and birds/
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>>27100735
I just realized I wrote 'peaked' instead of 'piqued.' God damn it me.
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>>27102252
'Coooooouuuuuurse,,,,,the name he comes up with could be totally stupid.

I mean, we could rectify it with us suddenly remembering our true name at some later point in the story, but on a personal level, we'd still be known by the name MC gives us.
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>Be an attractive female
>Use my pussy like a credit card with no limit that I never have to pay off
>Never want for anything again
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>>27102247
possible suggestion:

once we get anon alone, we hatch a brilliant scheme to get him koyoko or whatever that bitch's name is.

We instantly cement ourselves as a co-conspirator, give ourselves a chance to work together with him, and we're hopefully his designated wingman if the attempt fails comically.
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>>27102242
"N-name?" Look up questioningly, unsure. "They always just called me subject twelve. So... twelve?"

Protagonist: That's no name! Hey, look your [physical feature] is [attribute]! We'll call you: [related name].

Gives us a hint as to our appearance, and guarentees that we'll look appealing to the protagonist.
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>>27102261
that's not waifu like at all
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>>27102253
ah, well, nevermind then, I thought it was a plot-relevance deal.
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>>27102231
Because waifu means independence!

Best to stick with lecherous heavy-drinking bisexual party member. Gotta keep him strung along with the promise of tapping dat ass, after all.

Which brings me to a question.
> Do we, in fact, have dat ass?
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>>27102253
So wait. We can't usurp the plot and become the main character?

No multiclassing?
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>>27102283
maybe later, but it'll take a lot of careful planning.
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suggestion for powers should we specialise in kissing and using that on a full harem:

kissing hand: ki transfer

kissing forehead: healing

Kissing lips should be our ultimate last resort and broken as fuck like this:
http://aselia.wikia.com/wiki/Revive
"An ally is granted the ability to automatically resurrect from KO once during a battle."
think of the story options ... protag lies slowly dying ..."D-don't leave me Anon-kun!"
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>>27102276

Like I would be the waifu of one of you nerds.
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>>27102256
It actually still kinda made sense in that context.

By the by Twen, when creating our character is it possible for us to make use of OOC knowledge, like in naming ourselves by the protagonist's mother's maiden name? The whole 'distant relation' thing opens up a unch of useful doors, both for us AND the plot.

>>27102271
That seems like a fun option. If none of the other ideas pan out, I'll support that.
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>>27102276

I'm going to go out on a limb, and say this: Sex is usually a bad idea, because a committed, loving relationship is boring. Once you bring sex into the equation, it's a win-or-lose kind of thing: There is literally nothing more boring that a couple in love.

Generally, you want to leave the sexing for much, much later in the campaign, or after the game in a nebulous 'later'.

Basically, it avoids spoiling the market. A kiss or just cuddling means a lot more in a more ambiguous setting, you know? If everyone's getting laid, the value goes down.
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>>27102283

We don't even exist independently of the protagonist yet. If we gain the ability to not disappear when out of his sight, we can start thinking about what to do next.
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>>27102283
you dont have to eliminate the protagonist to usurp the quest. you can still keep him around for more waifu points.
like >>27101830
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>>27102288
Hrm, I like this line of thinking.

If we kiss everyone on the lips, it will get old with time.

We need to tease it out with other styles.
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>>27102288
>>27102308
Yes, yes. The more intimate, the more intense.
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>>27102288

Nice outfit. We should totally have something like this, only black and red and with armpit holes.

And silver hair. We're the mysterious exotic girl, after all.
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Seems that the biggest point of consensus is for Konoko to carry us. I'll try to incorporate the rest.

Also, I might just start adding suggestions in to make it easier for me, always with custom optinos as well- dunno if you guys would mind that or not.

Sidenote, I love the name Naya von Archimboldi. It's so god damn ridiculous, and would fit wonderfully in an anime.

>>27102292
God, yes, metagaming is damn encouraged.

Anyway, barring any major objections, writing.
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>>27102326

Oh, you mean like this?
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>>27102327
>Also, I might just start adding suggestions in to make it easier for me, always with custom optinos as well- dunno if you guys would mind that or not.
What do you mean by this? How would that be different from what we're doing now?
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>>27100735
>>27102326
Our hair is long, red, and braided. Most of our appearance has already been described here.
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>>27102346
Less 'Your Move' type posts.
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Rolled 60

>>27102327
If you post faster there's less time for conflicting suggestions to appear.
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>>27102356
We haven't gotten to skin yet.

Or eyes.
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>>27102327

No, dude, I like the ability to come up with whatever the fuck. I used to think "3-options-plus-write-in" was the superior way to run a quest, but this one's making me reconsider. Please don't drop free suggestion mode.
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>>27102327

Amusingly enough, this reminds me of an indie game called Kagematsu. The concept is basically about young women trying to convince a samurai to protect a village from a looming threat.

What makes it really interesting is that a GIRL has to play Kagematsu, and only GUYS can play the women. So you have guys trying to be attractive in a weird gender-reversed way.

It's quite pretentious, but the concept's fun. (There's free copies of it floating around the net.)
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>>27102343

Uh... no, not the maid outfit. Silver hair is fine though.
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>>27102368
I know. I was just telling other anon what we already have.
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>>27102343
>>27102326
>>27102288

So far we know we have really long, braided red hair and violet eyes, with some sort of robes that don't cover the armpits. I'm thinking the best option would be some sort of robes with detachable sleeves that are only tied at the top of the shoulders. Gonna try and find a pic of what I mean, it's not that uncommon.
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>>27102242
Actually, maybe I was wrong here. Perhaps Konoko hasn't yet realised the inconsistency in her backstory. In which case it gives us an excellent opportunity to try and find out of her sentience status. If she doesn't have a good explanation, she's clearly like us.
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>>27102380
Yep, and we also need to consider what else we have on the table.

Apparently we have violet eyes if >>27102383
is right.

I guess that leaves skin and maybe a few quirks.
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>>27102356
A long red braid? Holy crap, that'd be perfect for a meaningful haircut later on if we need to turn into someone more proactive. Start wearing it shorter, shoulder to back length hair, unbraided. New style, and a notable moment of character development. Even better, if we can manage to cut it while a villain is holding us by it, holding us hostage.

Save that for later though.
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>>27102403
Yeah, we do. A quick search using ctrl+f confirms it.
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>>27102383
>>27102403

Confirmed by >>27100735
>You blink your violet eyes and shake your head

Kinda surprised nobody caught that little tidbit.
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>>27102327
Can we start having some kind of "Important Notes" section?

We have a good amount of material to dig into, like Konoko's and Anon's backstories not matching up.
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>>27102383

Red hair in a braid and violet eyes?

So we look like that chick in To-Love-Ru Darkness? (Mea, I think.)
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Guys, quick check: Are we Best Girl yet?
Explain why/why not.
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>>27102374
damn I'm definitely noting playing that.
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We could always go the 3x3 eyes route. Namely we are very powerful but require a protector.

Also, just because a waifu is dead or incapacitated doesnt mean they aren't dangerous.
Flashbacks, recap episodes, daydreams....
All dangerous or useful.
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>>27102425

Better pic.
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>>27102431

Well, think of a parallel universe where the anons are playing from Anons perspective. Would we be voted "best girl" by them? I'm not sure, since Anon's quest is also just starting and there's not a lot of waifu options.
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>>27102431

we're the mysterious girl, the target of an evil organization. we're busy beating the childhood friend at the moment.
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>>27102448
>busy beating the childhood friend

That's an easy hurdle.
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>>27102431
Our merchandise currently isn't more than poster. No Why Is She So Perfect threads on /a/. Viewers consider us filler.
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>>27102451

Let's consider what kind of opposition we'll encounter. Childhood friend and Mystery Girl is already taken, so what other roles do we have that will be filled down the road? We need to be prepared, have a gameplan.
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"I...My name," You frown. The name "Naya von Archimboldi" floats through your head, but, well, you could leave it alone for now, "I, I'm sorry, I can't-" You shake your head, and fake another dizzyy spell, swaying towards Konoko. She steps back. Damn you woman.

"Hm, don't remember, eh?" Anon-kun raises an eyebrow at your swaying, and thinks, "Well, you look like a miko- so I'll call you Miko-Chan!"

Oh man, so creative. You cock your head at that, bring a finger to your chin in curiosity, "Miko?"
"Yep!" Anon-kun nods happily at that, "That's exactly right! God, this is so great," He murmurs that last part under his breath, then turns to Konoko, "Er, Konoko, would you mind carrying her?"

Yes!

>+0.03 waifu points!

"Wh-what? WHY?" Konoko again blushes, as you sway on your feet.
"She's clearly tired, Konoko, and, well," Anon raises an eyebrow, gesturing to himself, "I, I don't know if I should be carrying her."

Konoko sighs, deflated, "Okay, okay, I guess you're right, c'mon...Miko," She mumbles that last bit, and reaches down to carry you. She slings you on to her back, hands underneath your thighs. You press on to her back. Eh. The plates on her motorcycle jacket aren't comfy, but she's warm.

"Where do you live-"
"Shedoesn'trememberanythingwehavetotakeherhometohelpherrecover," Man, Anon can talk fast when he needs to. Konoko stares after him, as he powerwalks past, "Come on! Quickly!" Konoko shakes her head and follows.

They begin their walk home. Boring. But...Presents some opportunities with the Konoko situation. You note that Anon gets kind of- vacant here. The world starts to blur, lose color, and rapidly turn to night time. You might have a chance to do something, while Anon is distracted with visions of domestic shenanigans.

>Current waifu level: 0.17
>Your move.

>Also, if you want to change your appearance, feel free. Super mega bonus points for drawfaggotry. The cruder the better.
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>>27102473
Cuddle into konoko.
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>>27102466

Seductive Temptress With A Heart Of Gold
Girl With Dark Secret
Normal Girl
Girl Who Exists to Die Horribly
Reverse Trap
Conflicted Evildoer
Girl in an Abusive Relationship With Rival
Actually a Monster Girl
School Council President (Oujo-sama)
Noble Girl with Annoying Laugh
Priestess Girl
Bespectacled Girl
Otaku Girl

...Are the ones off the top of my head.
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>>27102448
Not mysterious enough, we're skirting the Damsel in Distress territory too closely for comfort. WE NEED BOOKS, A FLAT STARE AND A HABIT OF KNOWING TOO MUCH.
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>>27102473
After you get home and Konoko attempts to lay you down, hug her and bring her closer, then tell her you're afraid of spending the night alone.
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>>27102473

So, some people want to set up an alliance with Konoko. What can we offer her and what can she offer us?
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>>27102473
>the cruder the better.
YES SIR
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>>27102498
This is the best time to discuss things privately with Konoko.

>>27102473
So, are we going to try and make an alliance with Konoko? Since she's a childhood friend (question her on that; did she come up with that before knowing Anon-kun was a transfer student), she should understand the kind of danger she is in of slipping into obscurity. Propose an alliance to her, maybe, of helping each other stay relevant.
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>>27102473
Start glowing slightly as the night sets in.
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>>27102480
Also "accidentally" give her a good view of our cleavage...
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>>27102498
I'm liking this one, could be useful if we're still planning to bait her into an alliance. Her slips make it pretty obvious she's also sentient.
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>>27102480
Yes! Hang on tightly; don't want to be dropped, after all...

>>27102473
He's fast-forwarding! Need to figure out how we can be useful around the house.
Maybe prepare dinner for him and this Konoko girl?
She doesn't come off as someone who can cook, and protagonists are generally unskilled in non-combat tasks anyway.
I'd be surprised if he can even dress himself without konoko's help.
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>>27102498
YES!
>>27102491
ALSO PERFECT.
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>>27102473
>Free Suggestion Mode will be Kept
why not use choices with the
>Other/Your Move
choice?

because its starting to drag on between an update and figuring out the good ideas and getting a consensus
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>>27102402
Start by asking about this. If she is like us, we offer her an alliance. Tell her we have plans on how to survive without getting completely subsumed by Anon-kun, but that they're far easier and stronger with other girls to back us up.
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>>27102532
God, I like this but I just hope we won't become the clumsy moe girl. That'd be just horrible.
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>>27102525
B-cups, so not much cleavage, sadly. Maybe fall and have her look at our panties/grope us as well?
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>>27102473

Suggestion for our home:

Our home's a very bare place. It's kind of bleak and Spartan, sort of like those prefab places Rei lives in from Evangelion.

It's littered with plot-relevant devices. For instance, there might be a sheaf of paper detailing the horrible experiments conducted on us, or something that the protagonist should be aware of. (Like the same evil organization.)

At the same time, to show off our feminine side, there's a tattered stuff animal that's our only keepsake.

The place isn't messy, but it's very bare. It's the place of a girl who's trying her best to adjust to living somewhere that isn't a laboratory.
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>>27102550
We couldn't pull it off. We only have b cups.
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>>27102555
<When alone use our powers to slightly increase our cupsize...
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>>27102532

No cooking. We should provide plot details, instead. Get them involved with our backstory, tie our own into theirs.

Or actually, we might not cook, but we're good at making drinks like coffee. It's the alchemist tradition of the Von Archimboldi line!
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>>27102545
adding to this

alot of time I don't see a clear option/path to take when an update is given and waiting for other people to start suggesting ideas and build a consensus is annoying, having the "3 options + write-in" as someone called it gives the best of both, allowing the crazy write-ins and keeping things fast
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>>27102559
We don't 'remember' our name, so I would assume that our only home would be the place we ran away from.
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Konoko seems to be rather off put by anything vaguely leasbian. I don't think suduction is the way to get her on our side.
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>>27102574
yes. Make drinks. Magic drinks.
Our coffee should have purple steam it's so magic.
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>>27102555

It seems kind of pointless to burn energy on one of our competitors. We should focus on what our house is LIKE, and what plot hooks we can drop for Anon-kun.

Assuming /tg/ is playing him, there's nothing better than a good mystery.

Our best bet is to tie ourselves into the plot, so that we're a plot-crucial girl.
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Okay, trying to hit on Konoko while on the way to home. Writing.

And- as an experiment, when you get home, it'll be three choices+other. Let me know if it stifles your creativity.
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>>27102610
a gift.
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>>27102610
Wait, what? How many people voted for hitting on Konoko? I thought we were just trying to get an alliance with her?
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>>27102610

Maybe you can compromise? Have choices interspaced with open prompt? Like every other choice is 3 options, every other open?
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>>27102629
jesus christ my eyes
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>>27102642
Wait, never mind.

>>27102629
HER HAIR IS RED.
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>>27102644
that makes no sense, and would only work when you want direct input on specific things like asking the players to make a speech

otherwise it just fucks up the pacing
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>>27102550
Hmm. Mention that we had glasses, but lost them during our escape. Imply (or tell) our dramatic and character-developing backstory.

Key details:
>We once lived an ordinary life (how long we did that for is kept vague, so we can adjust as needs be), but we began to develop odd powers. We were kidnapped, and held by the bad guys (who are referred to by a generic name like 'The Order' so we have mutability when needed), and suffered under their care. Whilst in thier hands, we developed a (fill-in) type of personality), and also gained bits of information about (fill-in). We also helped a younger girl who had also been captured by them, (saving her life in the process?) though they took her away and we haven't seen her since. Poor Imouto. After that tragic loss, we vowed to escape and prevent this organisation from fulfilling their dastardly plans! We lost our glasses to a barely-dodged pistol/other weapon shot during our escape (much cooler and dramatic that way).

Any suggestions? Improvements?
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>>27102629
Dude, we have BRAIDED RED hair.
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>>27102671
>>27102687
DUDES WE CAN CHANGE OUR APPEARANCE!
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>>27102644
the '3 options + other' is THE best compromise, your proposal just messes with the flow of the thread

I do not understand why you don't like that format, its proven to work and be effective at keeping things fast

it helps /tg/ form a focused consensus much faster than 'lolwatdo' and if you write in a good option, /tg/ will pick it, if not, then they did not believe it to be as good as the alternatives
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>>27102671
FUCKING FINE. THERE.
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>>27102431
to be best wife we need to optimise
-)our combat options...
we already established via panty shot that we are (of yet) the most innocent partymember. we shouldn't deal damage whatsoever.
i suggest polearm or staff with out sharp edges, this could help later to move around the battlefield fast to help protag/get out of harms way quicky.
learn to run like there is no end to it... to compensate our drawback of colapsing randomly(METAGAMING: whenever OP wants to)
for now a broom could do...

-)personality
this is shonen(for now), so for now whenever we are not out of energy we should act as enthusiastic as possible. we should establish we never had fiends so we want to keep our new ones at all costs! or at least pretent to ...

-)that ass

>>27102473
thank you for keeping free suggestion mode OP
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>>27102685
Not to forget the dramatic reveal that we main villain is our father, which is the last thing of our "memory loss" to come back, at the proper dramatic moment.
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>>27102685
Obviously the glasses were for near-sightedness since we've displayed fairly ok sight at close quarters.

And if we're aiming for somewhat of a mysterious girl angle, maybe we could have some kind of coded document we managed to steal?
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>>27102694
The only issue with 3 options + whatever is that if one of the three options is even remotely reasonable, you get heaps of votes for it before anyone can even think up and write out an alternative, and most people don't seem to bother changing votes later.
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>>27102691
I REFUSE TO DEVIATE FROM CANON!!!!
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>>27102706
Hell yeah.
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>>27102720

>combat options

Alchemy and telekinesis. Brew up explosives and throw bottles of napalm at the enemy. Possession, energy drain via touch and other psychic stuff is also an option.

Personality-wise, I think it's best to be aloof and reserved, with a hint of curiosity about the outside world we've never seen.
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>>27102706
>filename
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>>27102735
I vote against being completely reliant on the things. Being near-blind without glasses is a liability.
Best to just squint cutely at things and shyly ask things to be read out if they're far away.
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>>27102758
Exactly, near-sighted.
We can't see far... like a the blackboard if we sit at the back of the room.
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>>27102473
Let us at least go to a C-cup. B is hardly waifu material.
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>>27102817
We can make up for it with a fine ass.
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>>27102817

No. We're close to DFC, and we can tap into the small breast crowd and trigger debates. Also, put more emphasis on the hips, legs and ass.
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>>27102559
>>27102706
this thread is getting epic

also fuck beeing a miko, we are a witch and serve the witch goddess that demands us to live/act through our emothions. she grants us ki to destribute
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Well, you've just been created damn it, might as well enjoy it.

You wrap your arms loosely around Konoko, happening to let them rest over her bosom. Ah, such a shame to let a childhood friend with such assets go to waste. Her neck turns red. You nuzzle into her back. She smells nice. Probably home cooks a decent meal- you know the type. Ends up heartbroken easily.

She lets go of one your legs to forcefully move your arms away from her breasts. Spoilsport. Oh well. Later. You're about to engage in a bit more when the world snaps back in to focus, and regains coloration. Nightfall. God, never any sense of proper time. You squint. Huh. Big, classic Japanese style house. Pretty large, actually.

"We're home!" Anon shouts as he opens the door. Huh, that's a first, a protagonist with parents. You all take your shoes off at the door, as you look around. Barren place, a nice zen garden inside, with one of those little bucket things that go donk with the water. You vaguely wonder how they're justifying the money involved here, but forget about it.

You walk partway inside and halt- okay, you just sensed evil. Crap, you guess evil sensing is also one of your powers now.

>Power Gained! Sensing Bad Mojo.

"Anon-kun," You contemplate stuttering, but you're not a fan of this damsel stuff, so you settle for grabbing at his wrist, "I sense...Something wrong."

Anon-Kun looks at you, and gives a lopsided grin, "Oh don't worry about it, Miko-chan," God you hate him, "That's just...Well, I'll tell you later," He gives a grin, then walks to his room, "I gotta go change...Konoko?"

"Yes, yes," Konoko dashes off to the kitchen, "I'll get something ready soon, Anon-kun!"

Hm. Yeah, you're sensing something wrong in the area.

>Waifu level. 0.17
>[ ] Follow Anon-kun. Try to explain to him great and mysterious things.
>[ ] Follow Konoko. Get some food ready, while bonding with her.
>[ ] Go see if you can find this bad juju. Don't want to be blindsided by anything.
>[ ] Other.
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>>27102831
no, fuck you and your DFC, we are a woman god damn it, B cup minimum
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Also- 7:00AM here.

Thank God it's the weekend. Few more posts, then I gotta sleep.
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>>27102847
>[x] Follow Konoko. Get some food ready, while bonding with her.
compliment her cooking and add a few "ohhh" and "ahhh"'s when she does things we didn't know about
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>>27102847

Ask Konoko about the evil presense. Does Anon have some kind of evil pet?
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>>27102824
>>27102831
Yes. We need a nice round ass to flaunt, especially if we're going with panty-shots.
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>>27102847
>[x] Follow Konoko. Get some food ready, while bonding with her.
Anon seems to know about the evil presence, and if we want to be mysterious we should cool it for a bit longer.
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>>27102847
Follow Konoko and try implying her sentience. Push her a bit if that's what it takes. Also try to pursue teh homosex.
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>>27102847
[X] Ask Konoko about the evil presence

I bet it's a demon girl or something bound to the place and forced to obey Anon or something
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>>27102847
Bad-juju hunting. Let's get some protagonisty tendencies running, and go have some exploration shenanigans. It'll probably end in us being startled by something and jumping into the arms of a conveniently-present anon-kun, but still worth it. Plus, I suspect this evil presence is another waifu (Y'know, a Ryoko type).
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>>27102847
> [x] Investigate the bad juju, after grilling Konoko on it.
> Maybe feel her up/make out with her some more?
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>>27102847
Follow Konoko. bond/grope, and find out about the evil presence.
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>>27102847
Investigation! We can attempt to bond with Konoko after eating and/or cementing ourselves into the main cast.

>>27102889
Let's hold off on making any advances on her, guys.
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>>27102899
>>27102902
but groping her when anon-kun's not there won't get us waifu points, unless we time it so he comes in while we're doing it
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>>27102908
Yeah. Though do try to thank her for standing in front of us when we were attacked earlier. She was soooo brave.
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Okay then, I guess bonding with her while she's preparing the food would be nice. Acting surprised about the way she cooks/sets the table/whatever could help us get closer to her, even more so if we cutely ask her to explain them to us. Making her take care of us is bound to get the two of us closer.
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>>27102483

Right, we're already running Priestess Girl combined with Girl With Dark Secret, and a side order of Girl Who Exists to Die Horribly.

I think those can be taken out of the possible enemies list for now.
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>>27102923
True, but maybe we can get our own waifu (I mean, this still is /tg/)
But the timing thing is good.
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>>27102923
>>27102908
A fair point.

> That rack is hard to resist, though.
> Also, check out anon-kun's ass.
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>>27102908
Oops, accidentally deleted some parts.

Let's hold off on making advances until AFTER we get on a friendly level with her. I mean, we were born knowing that the only reason for our existence was to be some guy's love interest. So, you know.....

If you guys want to seduce her, do it smartly. Not like with Fatal Streets.

First let's see if she actually likes the MC or if she's just as put off on him as we are and of being forced to love him to be relevant. Maybe exploit that feeling to make her want to fall in love with someone else not because she needs to, but because she wants to (this is if we can get her to accept the fact that childhood friends almost never with the MC).
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>>27102847
Have Konoko teach us to cook. Take it slow.
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>>27102847
Go with konoko, and ask her how she met anon.
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>>27102923

See, I feel that you guys are sort of missing the point of the Quest. We're supposed to be hitting on Anon-kun, because our existence is tied to his. Going LESBIANS with the other girls is not a good thing, because we seem less like a love interest and more of a character in our own regard.

There's a difference between: "Girl I want to romance." and "Girl that might need to be killed at some point."

And let me tell you, the latter doesn't get the D.
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>>27102847
>[ ] Follow Konoko. Get some food ready, while bonding with her.

eat tidbits of what she is prepairing: onions, uncooked rice .. lie superquirky about only been fed astronaut food until now. then focus on good stuff to regain strengh. once we done so

>[ ] Go see if you can find this bad juju. Don't want to be blindsided by anything.
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Going with Konoko (Oh no!). Writing.
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>>27102923
Well, if we accidentily trip and fall onto her just as he's entering the room, it'd probably be a huge boost to points.
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>>27102967
>Maybe exploit that feeling to make her want to fall in love with someone else
Preferably, us.

The basic gist of what I'm saying is that treating her like a sex object (ie; how the MC will treat all of us waifus) will not endear us to her. Get close to her through understanding.

>>27102978
No, no, we're talking about it being 'behind the scenes'. That is to say, when MC isn't around and we aren't forced to put up a facade to satisfy him.
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>>27103002

Ah, right. Though I honestly feel that being around MC more is the smarter choice, narrative-wise.

>>27103008

AAAAAIIIIEEEEEEE

It reminds me of the Yukkuri abuse art I shamefully enjoy.
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>>27103008
>>27102706
>>27102629
Oh, before I forget.

Fucking hilarious. I love you.
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>>27103008
Make her a delicious brown skin loli. From the ghettos. It'll fix her up just right.
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>>27102993
Weren't we trying not to fall into a clumsy role?
>>27103002
Doesn't mean we can't be affectionate, though that might be a bit risky if it clashes with the personality we plan to show Anon.
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>>27103022
made worse
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Possible points we can raise up while talking to Konoko, if needed:

She's the childhood friend. Self-explanatory. And if she made that decision even knowing that the MC was a transfer student from America, she needs a lot of help in making decisions for herself.

This seems to be a fighting story. She's apparently stronger than the MC. That basically means that, at some point in the story, he's going to surpass her in strength. That's going to be a big blow to her UNLESS she gets enough relevance to somehow 'evolve' and become the powerhouse monster of the group. Which will be a hard process, especially if we're competing with each other for relevance.

>>27103038
I'm not saying we can't be affectionate (truly, not a false pretense we put up in front of Anon-kun) with her. Just that groping and fondling her won't lead to a good relationship. Maybe later. But for now, we're just a rival and a danger to her existence. Prove that we're her friend first, then move on up from there.
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>>27103045
Well, I suppose us being a talking marshmallow doesn't actually contradict our story so far. Would make for an excellemnt gimmick character. Sadly, I don't think we'd get many waifu points unless Anon-kun has some oddly specific fetishes.
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>>27103080
>Just that groping and fondling her won't lead to a good relationship. Prove that we're her friend first, then move on up from there.
Yes, I agree, just think a sincere hug might work wonders if timed right.
>She's apparently stronger than the MC
Where'd you get this from?
>That's going to be a big blow to her UNLESS she gets enough relevance to somehow 'evolve' and become the powerhouse monster of the group
Well, we do have our powerup/fusion ideas, which fit us in as an important member nicely as well.
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>>27102473
>Also, if you want to change your appearance, feel free. Super mega bonus points for drawfaggotry. The cruder the better.
Does this count as one?
I've just realized theres no "fiery red" hair color, and I have no good miko dress for B cup. Well, fuck.
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>>27103002
we want her to become the big sis archetype?

>>27103141
this reeks of abusing a "costume system" ala FFX-2...
then lets plan to go from shonen to magical gurrrl noir with male partymembers that transform with us, everyone chooses a element
MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!
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>>27103140
>Where'd you get this from?
Woops, made a mistake. I misread some parts during the post where they introduced themselves to us.
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>>27102483
Brilliant Trolldere Bookworm (Mio of Nichijou)
Shy/Over-enthusiastic Otakubait Nerd Girl (Cure Peace of Smile Precure, Kirino of Ore no Imōto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai)
Cool Gap Moe Soldier Girl Who Is The Smallest And Most Socially Inexperienced (Laura of Infinite Stratos)
Extremely Dere & Powerful But Kind Of Stupid And Easy To Distracted Girl ( Tohka of Date A Live)
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"I'll help you, Konoko," You say, following her.

Here, at least, things are cogent- but still, the food is some kind of blended together mash. Not many details. Konoko is tying her apron on- with her motorcycle jacket off, and a plain spaghetti strap top, she looks quite nice. She is frowning at the sight of you though.

"I sense a dark presence in this home," You bluntly state. She's a little shorter than you, but you do your best not to stare down her too much. She puts on a smile, as she goes back to chopping onions.

"Really? Something about the home you don't like?" Her chopping increases, "Maybe you'd like to go somewhere else?"

"Well, I can't," You look away, trying to fight emotions, "I, well, I don't remember where I live-"
"Oh, that's a shame, I suppose we could call a doctor?" Despite doing her best to sound sweet, she has an edge to her voice. You narrow your eyes.

"Well, that may be a problem since Anon-kun is an American transfer student, and I doubt that he qualifies for local insurance, and apparently has had you as a friend since childhood?"
"My family was very rich, went on business trips."
"To America. Long enough for you attend classes."
"Mmhmm."
"And you're wearing a motorcycle jacket because-"
"I've grown rebellious and more distant from my upper class family in my teens."
"Do you even OWN a motorcycle?"
"Well-"
"Oh for the love of- I knew it. You're aware too."

There's a distinct 'chot' noise as Konoko slams her knife in to the cutting board, hard.
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>>27103189
Point still stands - if we're befriending her we'll need to make sure she stays relevant in fights without having her overshadowing the MC or ourselves.
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"Listen-"
"I mean, bold going for childhood friend," You lean back against the wall, considering her, "I mean, it does guarantee your existence- but come on. There's no way in HELL you'll be picked. You're the first one- he's gotta hold out for a greater selection!"
"How about YOU victim girl!" Konoko turns on her heel, pointing at you, "Your backstory isn't so great either! You're a god damn walking MacGuffin!"
"Well, I'm going to have to stick around-"
"Do you have ANY IDEA what your exposition is going to be based around?"
"I'll figure it out as I guy, this ain't my first rodeo- I figure, maybe we could work together-"
"You sicced the antagonist on me!"

Shit. She knew that? Also- she's growing increasingly hysterical- you definitely don't want the main character to hear this.

You take a quick glance to the door- kitchen was nowhere near the protagonist's room.

"Y'know," She's starting to sound icy as she leans in, "Maybe you're a red herring, hm? Things might get a bit darker around here- he seems the conflicted anti hero type, after all."

>Current World Alignment: +1.
>Konoko is attempting to reduce to 0.

>Your move.
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>>27103141
>miko dress for B cup
Crane style!
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>>27103230
I- I was trying to help you... i thought maybe if you got hurt a bit... he'd want to help... s-sorry...
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>>27103222
Oh lord people are actually drawing fanart.

I am immensely flattered, and grateful.
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>>27103230

> "Wouldn't that make you first on the chopping block? Since the antagonist's already turned up...If the world get darker, you're likely to be a primary target."
> "After all, killing off the childhood friend is the easiest way to establish the power and cruelty of the villain, and to give Anon-kun motivation."
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>>27103230
> Oh, shit, she's onto us.
> Rivalry and aggression

> Placate her?
> Maybe a hug?

> Scheme with her, play off each other to raise both waifu levels
> Explain you sicced the antagonist on her because you thought she was non-sentient
> Collaborate to tease the MC
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>>27103236
Ohh shit, I remember that program. Good times.
Used to trace over the top of the renders and pretend I was hot shit on deviant art.
Good times.
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>>27103230
"Pish posh, he seemed to be all amped up on justice and all that. Why, a little bit of work, and this thing could even turn kind of pleasant. "
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>>27103257
That's not going to counteract her attempt at grimdark, and is pretty confrontational.

I think we should go with something like >>27103247 and try to act idealistic as a counter. Might help move us towards a friendship as well.
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>>27103201
Genki Sportsgirl w/ thick eyebrows
Book Club President/Librarian
Daughter of MC's martial arts master
MC's loli imouto

>>27103230
"Could you really bare to stick around in a story like that? Look, let's level with each other. There isn't going to be much glamor for you if you stick as a childhood friend. And, yeah, you've got a point. I could get offed at any point. I might even get bumped off by the next girl who shows up. What I'm proposing is that we try and work together. Make life better for ourselves."

And apologize for having the B-lister badguy mind control her for a bit. Say we panicked a little; admit it was a mistake.
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>>27102443
>>27102443
…I HOPE we're in an anime and not a VN or a Quest or it'll be SUFFERING all the way through. If it's the last option we'll get flat-out ignored later on unless something bad happens.
>>27103257
Sure, but don't bicker and move onto trying to establish common ground.
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>>27103247
>>27103286
I don't think we can really fool her with a shy act.

We're all born knowing that we'll have to compete with one another for relevance, so the chances of another waifu character being TRULY innocent is really low. I feel like being honest and fair when interacting with other waifus will help us more than acting shy.

Plus. With our attitude earlier on, that line wouldn't work at all.
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Okay, so, I get the gist that you're trying to be amicable, but up front. No threats, no running, just trying to be diplomatic. Right?
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>>27103337
Yup
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>>27103337
Right. Try and calm her down, convince her we're not a threat.
Despite trying to get her killed.
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>>27103337
sounds good.
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>>27103330
But we have been trying to help her, or at least, make sure we don't harm her chances.
>>27103337
Pretty much
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>>27103337
Be slightly moe, it's probably a good idea to get used to our character.
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>>27103351
We didn't try to get her killed, just hurt so he would care about here more...
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>>27103337
Attempt smooth operations.
>>27103300

I like all but the last which is a one-way ticket to becoming a one shot plot token and then being discarded. Do Not Want.
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>>27103362
She may want us to cut the bullshit when MC is not around.

But maybe later on, if we manage to reach 'real' friendship with her.

>>27103377
Let's be real. We wanted to direct the attention back to us.

>>27103380
Change it up a bit. Just try to make it clear that we have a goal in mind.
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>>27103222
>>27103236
YES

>>27103263
> Scheme with her, play off each other to raise both waifu levels
going meta ... in-character? DO IT!!
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>>27103230
What does World Alignment even mean? Is that referring to the Optimistic score from earlier on? Positive means it's optimistic while negative means dark/edgy?
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>>27103222
Oh, this is actually quality stuff.
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>>27103414

Sounds like it. Reminds me of Demon's Souls.
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>>27103401
Yes. Metagame like crazy; she's sentient after all.
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Guys, remember: Being Aware probably doesn't mean CHF is evil. She just doesn't want to lose. Being nice to her won't hurt in all likelihood so let's not be too cold.ro
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>>27103488
Exactly... anactual friend who isn't just a plot point would be nice...
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>>27103488
I don't think anyone was suggesting we be cold to her?
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>>27103230
since we have yet to come up with a backstory we could still shape the world to our benefit right?

let's not rush this ... everyone
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>>27103488
Hence my suggestion to plot and scheme with her. An alliance to increase waifu levels for both of us.
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>>27103488
Maybe we can negotiate her into permanent existence. I mean, she's got fairly low odds as childhood friend, and she's gotta know it. But if she's gonna be quick best friends with us, that'll guarantee both of our existences, no matter who wins.
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"Ohhhhohohohokay," You raise your hands. palms out, and slide along the wall away from Konoko, as she reaches for the chopping knife, "So, you noticed that one- huh?"

"This was supposed to be a romantic comedy slice of life with a sports theme! That's all!" She wrenches the knife from the board, eye twitching, "But then, you just HAD to fucking bring in magic- and try to make out with me? What the FUCK? You just tried to kill me!"

Man, Konoko's got a dirty mouth. You wince, clap your hands together, and go for broke, bowing at the waist to stare at the ground- your silly little hat falling off with a plop, "I'm so sorry!"

Staring at the wooden floor, you see Konoko's boots stop at the edge of your vision. You shut your eyes, and keep going.

"I was scared! I came to in a god damn diner! I didn't want to be a sweet, inoffensive rival hanging around behind a register, hoping to catch his eye. God, or worse, a piece of meido eyecandy to hang around on his lap for a while in a wacky side episode. I wanted to live!" Okay, you're starting to shout too. You breath, gather your breath, and continue, "I wanted a shot. I mean, you can't blame me for that, can you?"

"...And the antagonist?"
"You were about to steal the spotlight," You mumble, "I didn't want you to sideline me that quick. Sides, he wasn't supposed to hurt you, just...Y'know, mind control you. No way you'd get offed this quick, especially in broad daylight."
"...And the attempted make out session?"

You wince.

"Well, Anon-kun seemed to like it- I noticed my score at least jumped?"
"Yeah, this protag is a real perv-" You hear the knife whistle and flinch, but know it's nowhere near you. You hear a dull 'whok' in the cutting board.

>World Alignment: +1.
>Konoko deterred from grimdarking.
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>>27103497
A few suggestions seemed to vaguely go in that direction and I don't feel like seeing things go.that way. She's probably the only one like us around so we might wanna think twice about making an enemy of her.
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"Fine, we can work together," You look up with a smile, as Konoko frowns at you, "But let's get a few things clear- I'm going straight for the happy ending Epilogue. We're neutral, that's all. I'm a rough gal who gets bashful quickly with a heart of gold- don't show me up when it comes to physical contests, and I won't 'remember' I came from the same lab. Next, no, we don't lip tango, we don't scissor, and keep the accidental fondlings to a minimum!" She crosses her arms, eyes narrowed at you, "Asshole's enough of a perv already, I don't want to be a mere fetish bimbo."

"Do we really have to follow what he says? Y'know, we could try to-"
"Yeah, no. Anon might not look it, might not act it- but he's got brains on him. Horny, moronic, adolescent brains, but he's keen to remain the main character. I don't want to be a victim of a 'tragic accident' to build character."

Not a very ambitious woman. You sigh, roll your eyes, but nod along.

"I'll let you hang around, but don't think we're friends!" She steps closer to you, trying to intimidate you, despite being shorter, a ridiculous prospect, "I'm not about to forget the first fucking thing you did was try to bump me off."
"I wasn't TRYING to kill you," You're really quite exasperated at her bitterness, but she raises a finger to silence you.

You wait, patiently, while she retracts her arm, nodding.

"Are we clear? We got a meal to cook. I'm going to do an earnest yet simple dish..." She looks away, going back to her cutting board, "I guess you can do something fancy, exotic, and amazing. If you want."

>Your Move.
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>>27103548
>just help with what ever she needs...
>and make one or two mistakes...
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>>27103548
Make a coffee. A nice one.
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>>27103548
We make cupcakes that float. How are the floating? Fuck if we know, but they're the best fucking cupcakes in the world. And they sparkle.
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>>27103538
From our chat with her, we've already concluded that her existence is safe. It's just that her life will be bland.

>>27103548
Let her keep the cooking role.

We can prepare drinks. Maybe tea. Or coffee. That would be quirky.

>>27103542
So what is World Alignment? And are we at World Alignment 2 now?
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>>27103571
Thats a good idea. Gives her the chance to take the helpful big sister role to us rather than stay stay as annoying bitch.
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>>27103571
This.
>>27103588
No, just 1 I think. We managed to dissuade her from going toward 0 going for grimdark.
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>>27103526
>>27103538
yes she has to become our best friend ... how do we manage that with a tsundere who has seen though the gate of tvtropes?

does konoko realise that fleshing out our backstory on the fly equals reality warping? should we use that in our nagotiations?
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>>27103571
>>27103593
>>27103596
>Waifuing the rival waifu
YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS
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>>27103571
>>27103593
>>27103597
>We're not trying to fuck your chances up
>Let's be friends?
>Sabotage her first chance we get
Come on guys, really?

>>27103588
We're at 1 still. We just negated her effort to move it to 0
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>>27103571
>>27103593
I think she'd notice that.

If we're going to help her, let's do it earnestly. Consciously deciding to make a mistake? We'll probably have to roll to fool her into believing that act.
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>>27103548
Okay, fine. If that's her attitude, it's fucking ON. Threats with a knife? Trying to stymie our chances?
She's in for it. Just gotta be subtle, and bide our time.

> Make a dish half-remembered from the cult days, something spicy and tasty.
> Perhaps see if some chilies accidentally get into konoko's dish
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>>27103548
Well, at least she's somewhat reasonable.
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>>27103608
I think she's just bitter at her existence.

It will be up to us to thaw the ice around her heart and teach her how to truly love.

Pfffft.
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>>27103600
Nah, it's more of a "we're less threat than you think"-mistakes, not "make you look bad"- mistakes.
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>>27103600
Small mistakes, just be a bit clumsy and if she corrects them it makes her look good...
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>>27103618
No, no, let's not do that. We'd probably have to roll to fool her into believing that.

Besides, the basis of an alliance is trust. I'm sure she'll warm up to us as long as we stay fair and upfront with her.
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>>27103608
Give her a chance to come around first. We did kinda jump in out of nowhere and fuck up her plans. It's not our fault we got stuck in here, but she might need some time to come to terms with it.
>>27103618
I think we should just avoid competing with her in the food department then. Let's do as >>27103579 suggested and make some godlike coffee.
>>27103636
Ah, I assumed we were making her look bad by having the food 'she' made for the MC be shitty.
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>>27103636
If we do this honestly at an attempt to upping both our scores (her being dependable and us being adorable), it's fine. I just can't agree with us trying to fool her. Because, honestly, we may have to assume that she has just as much knowledge of the meta-game as us.
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>>27103636
That was pretty much what I meant with >>27103618 this.
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>>27103616
Well, yes, but take it slowly. Sure, compete for the MC, but soon we'll be the only one who truly understands her.

A cuddle here, some skinship groping there, and soon we'll have a waifu of our own.
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>>27103548
Make mistakes, get messy:
3
Cuppa joe:
3
Magic Cupcakes:
1
I thought it was a nice idea, anon.

Shall I roll a 1d2?
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>>27103598
This is hilarious. Even in a quest called "Waifu", we're we are playing THE waifu, the /tg/ players still want to waifu somebody else.

I really do hope that Konoke takes full advantage of this idiocy and this bites us in the ass hard.

Why did you guys want to reveal that we're sentient? She was just a childhood friend. Easy pickings.


Anyway, when is the promiscuous loli (not)sister going to be introduced?
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>>27103548
Ask her opinion about >>27103583 if she's okay with it then let's do that, if she frowns, let's just help her with it. We can be friends, right?
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>>27103688
I don't think physical acts of affection will really work on her. That's for the MC's benefit. For waifus like us? It's going to have to be an emotional bond.
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>>27103542
>>World Alignment: +1.
>>Konoko deterred from grimdarking.

what is world alignment anyway?
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>>27103704
>let's just help her with it
By 'it' I meant making dinner.
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>>27103695
Make mistakes, but inform her first of what we're planning. See if she's fine with that.
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>>27103716
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Mistakes please... not necessarily messy... maybe get ourselves a bit messy... but...
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>>27103673
She did go for what is probably a dead-end role, though it does seem pretty safe, so she might just be cautious.
>>27103688
I think try to avoid competing with her for a while at least, unless she makes some serious moves to shut us out. We did kinda monopolize the fight scene.
>>27103696
>grimdark
We're in the optimistic side of the spectrum right now, anon, and I'd like to keep it that way.
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>>27103704
No we can't. She just said so. Our entire existences are constantly at risk unless we throw each other to the wolves. She won't go for any friendship. She certainly isn't a carpet muncher so that won't work either. Give up on this one.
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>>27103730
>>27103722
Okay, clumsadorable is go.

Writing.
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>>27103722
/agree.
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>>27103637
>>27103673
Don't bullshit a bullshitter, that's all I ask. She's more experienced than us so… yea. Let's not.
>>27103597
>>27103597
> gate of TVT
Is that like having Tzeentch tell you all his secrets and understanding?
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>>27103696
I think background characters are non-sentient. That is to say, the more 'relevant' one seems, the more likely it is that they're sentient.

Plus, most of us seem to be agreed on building up her trust with us first. Friendship and all that. She seems like a straight forward and frank person (and with little ambition, apparently), so I don't think we're in any danger of getting betrayed by her unless we do so first.
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>>27103726
So where are we now? Noble Neutral? Neutral Bright?
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>>27103755
I've been in enough quests to see where this is going.
We're totally waifuing our competition. We should stop with this bullshit and see her as our main enemy as she is.
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>>27103696
Of course we want to waifu, as I said before, this is still /tg/
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>>27103813
We're moving towards "optimistic", so....bright, I suppose?

>>27103821
Do you think it's impossible for her to become our friend?

Are you adverse to it?

Try to separate your disgust from /tg/'s waifuing tendencies to see the situation more clearly. She's not a 'bad' person; she just wants to live a safe and stable lifestyle.
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>>27103857
>She's not a 'bad' person; she just wants to live a safe and stable lifestyle.
Hopefully. She might just be trying to get us off guard for a backstab like >>27103821 seems to believe (she tried to drop optimism, implied she might try to kill us), or she might actually warm up to us more later.

I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt for now.
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"Well, actually, y'know he called me 'moe' earlier," You wander over to the fridge, and open it up- a bunch of vague ingredients. Eh, you'll do with it. You grab them, drag them to the counter, "And I'm kind of playing up the 'fish out of water' perspective- legitimately, I don't know how to cook."

"So...Lab or cult?"
"I'm thinking both?"

Konoko snorts at that, stirring rice in a pan. When she got there, you're not sure.

"Really, why shouldn't it make sense- ah, actually? Do you mind me doing this?"
"Yeah, sure, go ahead. Though, I dunno if the big sister/little sister dynamic can work with us two," She puts her hand to the top of her head, draws it to your chin, "I'm uh, a little lesser height wise."

"Doesn't seem to fit your role."
"I dunno, wanted to go with short but fierce, a Napoleonic Complex, y'know?"
"I don't think that means what you think it means."
"Whatever. Anyway, short and aggressive. Went with that."

"So, can I make kind of a crappy meal?"
"Sure, but be warned," She chops away at the cutting board, "Anon can overreact. The world's positive, but he's got paranoia out the ass, might think you're actually trying to poison him. Or he might find it cute. Never know with that guy."

You take a quick glance around- nope, no rat poison. Dang. Well, you'll have to set it aside for now. Your waifu level is too low to be autonomous. Yet.

God you hate that term.

Soon enough, you have a plate of crap, and have managed to get some rice in your hair. Konoko laughs nervously as she sets the table, and Anon scrutinizes you.

>Rolling for performance.

He smiles. He finds it adorable. Good for the ratfucker.

You sit at the table- as the plates are arrayed and set. Anon looks up to you, as he nabs the best potstickers.

"So, what's your story anyway?" He talks with his mouth full. Probably thinks it makes him funny, "Why were those guys after you anyway?"

>Exposition time! Decide how much- or how little backstory to include here.
>Waifu level increasing.
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Rolled 4, 4, 4 = 12

>>27103931
>Okay, I must be REALLY tired. Bleh.
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>>27103915
>(she tried to drop optimism, implied she might try to kill us)
From her perspective, we'd already tried to kill her. We upped the stakes first.

She just wants a safe, happy life. She was aiming for sports/slice-of-life, and we dragged in evil experiments and mind control and shit.
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Rolled 3, 3, 2 = 8

>>27103938
Whoa. Jackpot.

Why not.

>Fastest way to a man's heart.
>Waifu level 0.29
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>>27103915
>I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt for now.
Which is really all I'm asking. I'm not saying we give her a gun, have her point it at our head, and turn around. I'm just saying that, for now, we should focus on building up our kinship rather than on making preparations for the possibility of her betraying us.

>>27103931
We can't remember our name. So if we're still going with the Mysterious Cleric Girl archetype, say that we woke up one day in some sort of temple. Perhaps restrained in an underground cell of sorts? We only managed to escape when the men who were keeping us were getting ready to transport us somewhere. We got lucky somehow? Eh. The idea needs polishing.
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If we can ever convince Anon to feed us the first bite of something that Konoko made, we can fake poisoning and get her taken care of.
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>>27103944
So what were each of the rolls for anyway?
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>>27103931
>>27103944
HELLS YEAH. Friendly with Konoko, AND waifu increase.

> Hint at the cult/lab backstory vaguely, enough to pique his interest, but leave details out for now.
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GUYS IMPORTANT JUNCTION POINT HERE

do we want to come from a CREEPY TEMPLE?

or a SPOOKY SCIENCE LAB?

The second has the possibility of tuubes.
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>>27103990
that amount of waifu points we would get, I think.

>>27103996

....Fuck, I'm having a massive deja-vu
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>>27103990
Waifu points gained.

I was thinking of dividing the whole thing by 2- but I gotta respect three of a kind.

It is ACTUALLY 8:45AM here, and I have a splitting headache!

If nobody minds- I'm going to call it a night.

>>27103996
Good use of pique.

Thank you all. It's been strange.

...Did not think this would sprawl quite so much.
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Are all the scientists / cultists gonna be absolutely shit-tier edgy tryhards that want to be badguys, but just suck?

Pic related. I hate JC Staff and their shitty Railgun filler so much.
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>>27102473
Holy fuck, the protagonist is fucking sentient and actually seeks waifus.
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>>27104016
Next thread when?
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>>27104005

Can't it be a SPOOKY SCIENCE LAB hidden in the basements of a CREEPY TEMPLE?

Come on. Best of two worlds.

>>27104016
>>27104016
Hah. Yeah, this quest is hilarious. Please don't abandon it.
Might I suggest setting up a twitter for updates and notifications?
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>>27104016
G'night, man. You gonna archive this yourself, or....?
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>>27103942
>She just wants a safe, happy life. She was aiming for sports/slice-of-life, and we dragged in evil experiments and mind control and shit.
If you die when you've been forgotten, sports/slice-of-life is just as deadly (not to mention using waifu points to avoid death or dispose of rivals would work equally well for any genre). She might not have considered that, or she might just be full of shit, I don't know yet.

>>27103931
We were going with memory loss, right? I think we should try keep stuff vague for the moment. We remember being in the lab, and escaping, and the chase. We remembered our powers sometime after escaping. Maybe there's some drug they gave us that's fucking with our memory, because we're remembering more as time goes by.

>>27104016
That's alright, but please at least say when you're running again. In 4chan time, ideally.
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>>27104016
TWEN
BEFORE YOU CALL IT A NIGHT
ESTABLISH A DATE AND TIME FOR THE NEXT ONE
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>Thread unarchived
>I wonder what it will end up like,
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>>27103974
It's already fairly good. I was thinking of keeping it vague too, not much memory of the whole deal. Also allows for dramatic reveals and remembers.
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>>27104016
>>27104030
>>27104037
Yes. Just so that we can catch the next thread at the beginning.

>>27104033
>If you die when you've been forgotten, sports/slice-of-life is just as deadly (not to mention using waifu points to avoid death or dispose of rivals would work equally well for any genre). She might not have considered that, or she might just be full of shit, I don't know yet.
That genre is actually pretty safe, especially for the childhood friend. Most characters who start out close to the MC show up frequently enough.

The danger of shifting the genre to supernatural/fighting is of being too normal to stay with the MC.
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Someone archive this. OP archive this so we know what tags and title and all that you like.
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ALFKAGHRENHLKAREHLKAREHLKARELGH

DATE/TIME FOR CONTINUATION

FUCKAGEDDON

It might amuse you people to know I actually run...A certain number of other quests.

I was thinking of this as a one shot.

Need to plan around every god damn thing.

Let's say, Wednesday? 23:00 4chan Time?

alerhnaetlknhaetnkh

Just remembered something else I have to reschedule unrelated to this.
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>>27104077
>I was thinking of this as a one shot.
Yeah, I actually got that vibe from the beginning too.
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>>27104016
nice first thread, man.
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>>27104077
>It might amuse you people to know I actually run...A certain number of other quests.
Already have a twitter? I'd follow ya for this even if I don't care about the rest of the things you do.
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>>27104033
>>She just wants a safe, happy life. She was aiming for sports/slice-of-life, and we dragged in evil experiments and mind control and shit.
>If you die when you've been forgotten, sports/slice-of-life is just as deadly (not to mention using waifu points to avoid death or dispose of rivals would work equally well for any genre). She might not have considered that, or she might just be full of shit, I don't know yet.

She went as a childhood, tomboy friend in a rom-com.
She might not be the smartest of people now that I think about it. I bet the protagonist doesn't even see her as a girl.


Also, is the protagonist also 'aware'? Konoko said that he's a smart guy who wont go of the protagonist role is we try. So maybe he is also trying to survive here.

>Oh God, not another one. Now I have to play a retard with 2 attractive women and blue-ball myself for years before even getting a kiss. Fuck, don't tell me I'm in a oh-so-hilarious ecchi harem comedy. Can't believe I have to act that a dirty pervert just to get by.

>>Get tangled in my own two feet, fall, grab a random girl by the boobs, get smacked across the city
>>Protagonist points: +0.05!
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>>27104077
>I was thinking of this as a one shot.

Then perhaps try not to drag it out. A short-ish quest of about 10, maximum 20 threads?
It is better to end the quest on a high note than to drag it out and then leave it rotting
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>>27104077
Also need to archive this shit yo.

It's actually an interesting concept, in a meta sort of way. The Protagonist is actively collecting waifus... Just like /tg/ would. And /tg/ is controlling a character who must act like a waifu in order to survive.
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>>27104077
>I was thinking of this as a one shot.
You really should have known better. See you on Wednesday, and enjoy your well-earned sleep.

>>27104073
>That genre is actually pretty safe, especially for the childhood friend. Most characters who start out close to the MC show up frequently enough.
Just showing up doesn't mean she'll be getting waifu points though, and if she's inserting herself into stuff she's probably gonna be seen as a threat.

>>27104126
>Also, is the protagonist also 'aware'? Konoko said that he's a smart guy who wont go of the protagonist role is we try. So maybe he is also trying to survive here.
I thought that the protagonist was essentially a gamer and didn't have any investment in the story rather than his own enjoyment, but I'm not sure now.
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>>27104077
Fuck, that's 5AM for me. I'll miss the first few hours!
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http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27100534/

Shit is archived, y'allz. GOOD NIGHT.
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>>27104158
There is this one fucking QM that refuses to archive his own quests.
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Best quest on /tg/.
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>>27104152
>Just showing up doesn't mean she'll be getting waifu points though
It doesn't matter. She just doesn't want to lose her sentience. And that just means not being a background character (I think).
>if she's inserting herself into stuff she's probably gonna be seen as a threat.
I don't think so. It's supposed to be a romantic comedy slice-of-life sports story. No threat. Easy, low maintenance.

>>27104077
That's about 1 in the afternoon. A good time for questing.

>>27104174
Who?
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>>27104077
So that's why you didn't run Harry Potter Nasuverse then. Okay.
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>>27103696

In complete honesty, IT'S US OR HER.

If we don't end up the love interest, we're in deep shit. In complete honesty, we have to win or die.

For some bizarre reason, I'm imagining Mio and Hecate of Joker Quest bickering JUST LIKE THIS.
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>>27104126
>>Oh God, not another one. Now I have to play a retard with 2 attractive women and blue-ball myself for years before even getting a kiss. Fuck, don't tell me I'm in a oh-so-hilarious ecchi harem comedy. Can't believe I have to act that a dirty pervert just to get by.
Considering that he's a foreigner in Japan....and the lines he's so far said....I don't think he's really all that sophisticated. Wily and cunning enough to keep the story about himself, but easily satisfied. At least that's my current impression of him.
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>>27104192
...Actually, I just realized I shouldn't say.

He keeps swapping trip codes, and it's probably for a good reason.
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>>27104139
I don't think he really has to set a target number of threads to wrap it up in. He just needs to stay conscious of the story's quality.
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>>27104227
Understandable. /tg/ has a lot of emotional baggage.
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>>27104220
We are not sophisticated from outside perspective either. Who knows what he is actually thinking?

>>27104216
>If we don't end up the love interest, we're in deep shit. In complete honesty, we have to win or die.
Harem end should be considered in case we fail to become main love-interest. This would be a desperate measure, not something we want to actually go for.
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>>27104263

Does anyone, *ever*, have a Harem End? It only works if the series is frozen in a perpetual status quo, where the romantic outcome isn't as important as the final trial.

(Like, the goal of the series is to win the last competition, instead of ending up with a girl. Every shonen series ever in recent years has had very ambiguous relationships.)
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>>27104192
>And that just means not being a background character (I think).
You need to get above a certain waifu level to exist independently, and I don't think she's there yet. There might also be point decay, if she doesn't act waifulike for a long time, or if another waifu makes major gains. If all she wants is to exist while near the protagonist, she's all good, but that doesn't seem to be the case.

Regardless, it doesn't seem likely the other waifus will just leave any competition alone to do whatever. They might be friendly, or they might be hostile, but if they have any brains at all they're definitely not going to be uninterested or passive.
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>>27104216
>IT'S US OR HER.
She's CHF and only wants a happy epilogue, not win the Anon-bowl if I read correctly.
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>>27104216

This. Sometimes, you have to go for the Good End. Red Joker is different in that he's a seinen protagonist, not a shonen protagonist, tho.

Seinen protagonists are allowed to be less conventionally heroic and more vicious.
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>>27104299
Uh....we're sentient and we still can't exist independently. Sentience is not connected to relevance. We're more ambitious; we want to become independent.

I'm not saying she wouldn't act like a waifu if things had gone her way. I'm just saying that it would have been lower maintenance compared to the genre we've shifted the story to.
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>>27104297
>Does anyone, *ever*, have a Harem End?
Yes, it is called hentai

But to be honest I don't know of any non-erotic mangas with harem end. Hmm, something to ask /a/
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>>27104323
Well, we lose our sentience if we're no longer in foreground, until we're back in again. That's what I assumed you were referring to since sentience seems to be otherwise assured.
>>27104325
Mind linking the thread if you make one tonight?
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Man, the description of the quest in the archive really strikes home how creepy this situation is.
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>>27104216
I don't see it that way. Becoming the love interest is what we want because we're ambitious. We want to be a relevant enough character to become independent of Anon-kun. Not being the love interest won't kill us, but it will force us to be dependent upon the MC just to exist. Going from the transitional scene earlier, time and space just blur around us when we're not interacting with the MC.

We want to be top-dog waifu. But that doesn't mean lesser waifus will lose their sentience. They'll still be around, but they won't really get to enjoy their existence as much.

>>27104325
Tenchi Solution.

>>27104365
Well, I guess you just misunderstood me.
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>>27101567
>Shit goes Terra Formars.

At least, that's what I assume he meant.

I want to see that. I want to experience the Johj.
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>>27104365
>Mind linking the thread if you make one tonight?
I wasn't really planning on making a threat, just asking in a relevant thread if there is one.

>>27104421
Terro Formars doesn't have a MC. We'll get killed instantly.
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>>27104416
I don't think becoming the love interest is going to make us less dependent on Anon-kun.

Powerful supporting character is a better route to go, as long as we don't get stuck in the rival role. We have our own life, and we help out when needed. When we're the love interest, our life revolves around his.
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>>27104465
My impression was that importance got you independence. So becoming the main love interest would give us lots of independence. Enough to enjoy our time away from him, anyway.
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>>27104477
Ah, but, let's just see how things go.
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>>27104465
>We have our own life
But we don't, and that's the point. We go into fast-forward limbo until we're back to doing stuff that matters to the MC. The more important we are to the MC, the more unrelated the shit we do can be before we hit blur-time.
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>>27100735
>Were they making you a god damn quaker?
So now that the thread has ended....can anyone explain to me what a quaker is?
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>>27104477
If we're going by how these shows work, being his love interest means our importance to the story is based on us being romanced by him. Love-interest characters don't typically have lives outside of whatever interests and qualities make them more attractive to the MC.

Likewise, Rival characters are typically entirely defined by a need to prove themselves better than the MC, and often have no life or importance outside of that. Look what happened to Vegeta towards the end of DBZ, as an example. Dude throws his entire life away to have one last big fight against Goku, loses, then blows himself up.

If we go love interest we'll end up like Orihime or something.
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>>27100944
>Mismatched eyes, one black, one golden, and a scar on his cheek in the shape of a cross. Ugh.
Shit. Re-reading through this. It hurts me.
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>>27104516
I meant we would have our own life if we managed to hit "major supporting character".

Those guys even get their own storyarcs, depending on the genre.

Right now we don't have our own life, because our role is "potential love interest", so anything that's not relevant to potential romance with the MC gets completely glossed over.
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>>27104547
I'm not sure it works that way, since everything is based off waifu points.
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>>27104528
I get what you're saying, but I want you to understand what I'm saying as well. Which is basically what this anon here
>>27104516
Is saying. It doesn't matter how we're relevant. The role we fill in (love interest, rival, mentor etc) gives us our relevance, and the more we have of that, the more we're able to live our life away from him. It doesn't matter if our importance is tied to him, just that we ARE important. Being independent is just a perk, I think, of being important.
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>>27104566
>>27104570
We'll need confirmation, I guess.
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I am fucking CERTAIN that that evil presence is going to be another waifu.

Anon-kun seems like the sort of fucker that'd try to redeem evil with his dick.
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NOOO this cannot end!
I think I just developed a fetish for being a genre savvy waifu!
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>Red hair.
>Braid.

Everything else doesn't come close to matching, but now all I can think of is Satsuki from Ghost Stories.

And hearing all the dialogue in Hilary Haag's voice is far too fitting.
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>>27104325
>>27104365
>>27104451
Ask an /a/non to make one, /a/ is pretty good at finding and ignoring/trolling threads not made by regulars. I would but I'm way too new.
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Words cannot express how I love this quest. I'm starting to think of our ACTUAL backstory, not the fake one we're feeding anon, but what we really are. Are we some kind of literary spirit made manifest? Do we migrate from work to work, trying to gain at least a semblance of existence while dodging narrative bullets that would end us?
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suggestion for exposition as answer to Anon's question:

"I can hardly remember my life before this. It's almost like a dream... I was a tool for others, did what I was told, followed instructions. Maybe I'm still like that. But I escaped to here because I don't want to be a tool anymore. I want to be myself. Whatever that means."

This way, we keep our story ambiguous and insert a grain of truth into it, which makes our speech all the more convincing."
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>>27104628
Yeah.

That would mean he willed a character into existence, though. So would the character be sentient, like us? Or just an NPC? Or perhaps its sentience was retroactive? With knowledge of her role pre-written into her memories?
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>>27105126
Oh, I like this idea a lot. Hopefully someone can bring it up in the next thread if you can't be there in time for the beginning.
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>>27105134
There's also the Haruhi theory, where the Prot is an ignorant god and non-npcs maintain existence by being an interesting part of his life.
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>>27105134
It's also possible that some waifu decided to be "evil".
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>>27105202
> his
Or her.
Kyon-is-god is still not proven beyond all doubts.
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Guess it's time to go to /a/ to look for reference material.

See you on Wednesday.
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>>27105338
>that eye spacing
DERP
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>>27105348
She can be improved.
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>>27105292
I was referring to Anon Incognito in this particular case while referencing her more for clarity of concept.
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>>27105338
> /a/
Try /c/.
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>>27103931
Shit. We're going for the labor-cultist thing right?

>Selected for "Special" school/ taken directly to lab
>experiments, experiments everywhere
>Cave Johnson style science (wacky with a side of horrifying)
>Developed powers due to a completely unrelated experiment

Anyone else want to chime in? I see the group that is chasing us as a privately funded research lab whose head scientist became obsessed with the occult and began trying to harness it/ prove its existence with SCIENCE. The real danger would be the Parent Company oversight manager who sees the potential in the crazy and looks to harness it for darker purposes/profit.
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>>27105762

I want to do that "raised by cult, kidnapped by government agency to be a weapon" thing. The antagonist we summoned had some kind of Rufus Shinra meets knight templar outfit, so I guess we're both hunted by the government AND the Order.

And btw, remember the first bit of background OP posted?

>Typical half rural Japanese town with ominous huge ass buildings on the horizon- alien invasion maybe

Here's what I think. It's not an alien invasion, it's a demonic invasion of hell beasts, vampires, witches, vaguely BDSM shit like that. They come from dimensional rifts. And we have the power to seal, or open, said rifts. We can save the world, but we need to be protected while doing the sealing. Obviously, the bads want us to open more rifts.

>captcha: necessary Headmew

Yes, captcha, we do need cat ears.
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>>27105900
> Cat ears
I know, right? Should have grabbed them at the diner, maybe incorporated them into the character-nya.
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>>27104077
Gotta say I loved this quest concept.
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>>27104213
>Thinking everyone is me.

Yes, yes, my master plan is finally coming to fruition! SOON ALL OF /TG/ SHALL BOW BEFORE ME!

But seriously, not me this time I swear. Though this is an awesome quest and I do hope Mr. Twen continues.
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>>27106336
FUCK, WHO OF YOU IDIOTS SUMMONED HIM! ? IT TOOK FIFTY EXORCISTS TO GET HIM BACK INTO HIS BOX LAST TIME FFFfFFfffff-
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