Point to some spot in the sky.
"Dragon."

>>27077630

"Get back to work, you lazy assholes."

>>27077630
"Fuck each and every last one of you guys. Also fuck Dusk for being a sneaky shit. I'm tired of speeches because you fucks never really listen."

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>>27077630
Just this >>27077632

>>27077661
Shhh. Don't spoil the surprise.

>>27077630

Wait a minute, they just invited a Lamia filibuster?

>>27077701
Channeling that other paladin, aren't you?
What was her name again? the curse-y one.

>>27077630
Just look into the middle distance behind it.

>>27077630
>>27077710
(copied for when the last thread 404s)
Seriously? You're doing this? Can none of you take a fucking HINT?

Your child, huh? To do with as you see fit? Light preserve us, none of you know what it is to have a child. Citadel wasn't a child for you, just a tool for you to use. Citadel didn't have parents, just a group of self-centered egomaniacs telling it what to do while it tried to make the best of a shit situation. Was it too much to ask for ANY of you to ACT like a parent? Do you even know how to DO that? Citadel made it's own choice, not me. If you're unhappy with that then go find Citadel and yell at it for being stupid, Light knows you've all probably done that before. How come I get the feeling that I showed more affection for Citadel in a few moments than any of YOU in seven ages? What gives you the right?

None of you could even be bothered to get off your asses and do your fucking jobs. You're all deadbeat gods angry that you can't masturbate to your own self-absorption anymore. Maybe if you did with your lives other than tell mortals how great you are you'd feel better about yourselves.

Go ahead and throw your damned tantrum, you CHILD.

>Captcha: Soma andils

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Reposting form the other thread

Seriously? You're doing this? Can none of you take a fucking HINT?

Your child, huh? To do with as you see fit? Light preserve us, none of you know what it is to have a child. Citadel wasn't a child for you, just a tool for you to use. Citadel didn't have parents, just a group of self-centered egomaniacs telling it what to do while it tried to make the best of a shit situation. Was it too much to ask for ANY of you to ACT like a parent? Do you even know how to DO that? Citadel made it's own choice, not me. If you're unhappy with that then go find Citadel and yell at it for being stupid, Light knows you've all probably done that before. How come I get the feeling that I showed more affection for Citadel in a few moments than any of YOU in seven ages? What gives you the right?

None of you could even be bothered to get off your asses and do your fucking jobs. You're all deadbeat gods angry that you can't masturbate to your own self-absorption anymore. Maybe if you did something with your lives other than tell mortals how great you are you'd feel better about yourselves.

Go ahead and throw your damned tantrum, you CHILD.

>>27077728
Toll

>>27077701
>Fuck Dusk for being a sneaky shit

That's not only very rude, but it's also hypocritical.

>>27077742
>>27077701
yeah, we're not allowed to curse people out for being sneaky. Or cheating. We do both those things.

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>>27077737
>>27077739
>>27077710
I am going to guess there is some support for that choice.

>>27077630

"Well, as part of the opening to my first and possibly last formal speech to you, I would like to open with a musical preamble from our talented musician Lea."

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>>27077769

>>27077769
goddamnit, I have to second this on fillibusterist principle

>>27077630
"When in the course of the Events of Sentients, it becomes necessary for one People to dissolve the Political and Religious Bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the Earth, the separate and equal Station to which the Laws of Nature and of His Light entitle them, a decent Respect to the Opinions of Civilization requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the Separation..."

(Reading the Declaration of Independence and Constitution is a time-honored method of filibustering in the US Senate.)

>>27077779

"Now I'm just a simple country lamia so...

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>>27077815
"I say, I say, boy, listen to me when I'm talking to you.

He's a nice kid but he's got a face like a ettin with mange."

Engage maximum fillibuster/foghorn leghorn

Make a metaphor about the food in the fall feast that doesn't actually go anywhere

>>27077866

A 30 minute tirade on the cruelty we have endured.

>>27077866
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTB9cT1aG8s

I never imagined the end of Lamia quest would be this hilarious.

You calmly turn around to face the God-Thing, your back to the Citadel Dragon, which is now growing wings made of ice and shadow, and your certain a host of other nasty things. "Alright, Lea...could I have a little music?"

Lea's body responds automatically as she's still staring at the giant monstrosity. She starts to pluck out a tune.

"Now, let me start with this...fuck you. Fuck each and every last one of you. I'm honestly starting to get tired of these speeches, because you never listen. I mean, seriously? You're doing this? Can none of you take a fucking HINT?

"So, Citadel was your child, huh? To do with as you see fit? Light preserve us, none of you know what it is to have a child. Citadel wasn't a child for you, just a tool for you to use. Citadel didn't have parents, just a group of self-centered egomaniacs telling it what to do while it tried to make the best of a shit situation. Was it too much to ask for ANY of you to ACT like a parent? Do you even know how to DO that? Citadel made it's own choice, not me. If you're unhappy with that then go find Citadel and yell at it for being stupid, Light knows you've all probably done that before. How come I get the feeling that I showed more affection for Citadel in a few moments than any of YOU in seven ages? What gives you the right?

"None of you could even be bothered to get off your asses and do your fucking jobs. You're all deadbeat gods angry that you can't masturbate to your own self-absorption anymore. Maybe if you did something with your lives other than tell mortals how great you are you'd feel better about yourselves.

"Go ahead and throw your damned tantrum, you CHILD."

"WE. Are your. GODS."

"Well, when..." You stop what was going to be a rambling speech and then smile. "Actually. I'm done. I just have one more thing to say to you, before I finish you off."

"WHAT {is} THat you WORM?"

"Dragon."

SHA-KOOOOM!

"SO YOU REVEAL YOURSELF AT LAST!" Old One roars as he smashes into the giant thing.

(cont)

>>27077963
>starts to pluck out a tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsZMbs5PC64

>>27077896

"Well, if you insist... Lea if you would provide me an accompaniment. Ladies, gentleman, and unspecified creatures of the board, I would like to thank you for giving me this incredible opportunity to enter a full and almost assuredly final discourse on the matters at hand, Now, I'm just a simple country lamia, but..."

>>27077992
pfffffffhahahaha

>>27077963
I am just grinning like a motherfucker here.

>>27078034
Same. This is the best way to end a quest.

>>27077963
And to think we distrusted Dusk. Remember friends, courage, bravery and are all well and good. But there's nothing like having friends and high places. And fucking Dragon.

Look at this shit. This is some godzilla shit.

>>27077963
"YOU THOUGHT ME DEAD! YOU THOUGHT ME DESTROYED! YOU THOUGHT ME HIDING, AFRAID! NOW YOU SEE THAT I WAS ONLY WAITING. WAITING FOR YOU TO APPEAR AS SOLID AS I AM AND NOW YOU ARE HERE...AND SO...AM...I"

Old One grabs the giant construct in it's claws, beats its mighty wings and lifts the thing upwards.

"I AM OLD ONE! THE LAST OF THE GREAT DRAGONS. THE GREATEST OF THE GREAT DRAGONS. THE MIGHTIEST OF THE MIGHTY. FOR SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE OLDEST STORIES, DRAGONS WERE THINGS OF FEAR AND POWER. THE FIRST OF THE GREAT BEASTS.

AND NOW I WILL SHOW YOU WHAT THAT MEANS."

Old One flips the Construct in mid air and send it smashing down to earth in a flying pile driver, crashing it into the abandoned northern part of the city, sending up a column of dust, and a mighty roar that shakes the ground.

The God-Thing's human form just stares at you, open mouthed and shocked past words.

Everyone else is also looking pretty stunned too.

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>>27077963

>>27078050
Cross your arms.
"Dragon."

>>27078050
spit clear in it's mouth
*It's rude to gape at people"

>>27077963

"what kept you?"

>>27078050
I swear this is the best shit.
Let's get some jerky out and go find a rooftop with a view.

>>27078050

"Ladies and gentlemen and unspecified of the board, meet my friend Old One, he doesn't do so well on the polytheism side of things, or really the any theism..."

Also, stab them now!

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>>27078050
"Unless you'd rather be Old One's plaything for eternity, a fate I really don't object to seeing as how he's an excellent host, I'd advise you to find yourselves the door."

>>27078106
I guess you could call him an... egoist.

Dragons have been and remain a thing we won't fuck with, even if we will fuck with anything else.

>>27078050
"Old one, Excellent to see you again. Love the new Wings."

>>27078078
Yes.

Now is the time to be smug.

>>27078050
You can have it out with me here and now, but I guarantee whatever happens and whoever wins Old One will have finished his fight and you won't want to be here. I just think you're dicks. He thinks gods are DIRECT CHALLENGES.

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>>27078050
You see him? I don't fuck with him. I've fucked with each and every one of you, but I hope I never have to fuck with him.

Think about that for a second.

Can old one even hear us from there?

>>27078276
We've thought about fighting Old One over the souls. We'd probably have to be a bit older to do it, but we could take him.

However, I don't want to fight him. I want him to start a huge monopolistic business and be the fantasy version of Wayland Yutani. In the Wild West time period, he'd be some sort of railroad mogul.

>>27078326
I dunno, I kinda agree with the other guy, I hope we never have to fuck with him.

I hope plan "gamble away his soul pile" works.

>>27078352
I think Dusk solved that problem for us by healing his wings.

>>27078372
He only got two of the souls, he said.
There's piles more.

>>27078050

"Would anyone like to consider an immediate vacation to the void between worlds? I hear the weather is lovely this time of year, and with a distinct lack of giant dragons."

"Dragon." You say. "Guys, it's rude to gape." You say to the Dawnchasers.

"That's my friend Old One, he doesn't do so well on the polytheism side of things, or really any theism.

Now...I repeat. Get back to work, you fucking lazy asshole, unless you'd rather be Old One's plaything for eternity, a fate I really don't object to seeing as how he's an excellent host, I'd advise you to find yourselves the door.

Right. Fucking. Now."

The God-Thing's response is to scream, hoist Soma, and charge at you.

Old One is having the time of his life ripping the construct apart.

Roll for initiative.

Rolled 2

>>27078397
"Why do they always fight?"

Rolled 17

>>27078397
Wow. This moron never learns.

Rolled 1

>>27078417
Opps

Rolled 3

>>27078397
Too bad cheesing it is off the table.

Shit, we're 3 wounds down from that last battle.

>>27078426
fuck

Rolled 2

>>27078397
Time to bag ourselves a FrankenGod.

>>27078426
Yeah, I'm just going to put the dice away. Not a linked roll.

Rolled 3

>>27078397
I forgot, it's 1d10 for initiative

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I guess Citadel was giving us some luck in there. Like it wanted us to win.

>>27078397
"Don't you EVER listen? Fine have it your way, we settle this with blood and violence and whatever the fuc-DON'T YOU DARE TRY TO INTERRUPT ME AGAIN LIGHT DAMN IT!"

>>27078414
>>27078455
Currently the only legit rolls, linked d10s.

>>27078397

"I'm guessing that finishing my speech is entirely out of the question then." Attempt to dodge blow. "I was really looking forward to it."

>>27078496
No, >>27078443 counts. We clearly picked up some muscle atrophy with in the Heart

>>27078397

dice+1d10

Rolled 10

>>27078397

>>27078559
you motherfucker

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>>27078559
Little late, there, eh?

Rolled 3, 6, 4, 1, 9 = 23

"I'm guessing that finishing my speech is entirely out of the question then. I was really looking forward to it." You say.

>pithy remark
>godfist
I bet we're going to go flying over a house when we get hit.

Rolled 2, 13, 13, 18, 18, 14 = 78

"SHUT! UP! You have cause Us NOTHING but misery ever since you FIRST SPOKE!" The God Thing shrieks as it strikes at you. "And not even that senile, retired, old War God who has NO business to even still EXIST can help you! It was ancient when We brought First the Ice!"

Beacon grows warm in your hand.

Mage shoots a fireball at the God-Thing.

Peri does a double slash.

Tricia converts her arms to mantis scythes and does a double slash.

>>27078592
Set Beacon to receive his charge I think we have reach.

>>27078675
"Misery? You think you know misery? You petty little god, I'll show you misery!"

>>27078675
"Oh, so it's a war god. That explains a lot."

>>27078675
beacon got cock-blocked

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>>27078675
>Old One is a retired War God
Wait, what?

>>27078719
no beacon

>>27078675

"God this, god that! It's crazy to think that Old One might be the least delusional one of you 'gods' I've met yet."

>>27078719
Pretty sure like how dragons call things on their power level dragons... gods call other things gods.

>>27078725
Beacon? Seriously? That explains a lot.

>>27078675
You have this image of a giant of a figure. Clad in furs and blood, a great beard on his face, laughing as he watched his warriors row.

You see the figure solemnly taking off his helmet to a figure that you can't look at. He surrenders and takes a knee. He knows his war is over, and he has lost. He surrenders and asks for his people's lives.

The bright one puts a hand on the warrior's shoulder. He fought with all his strength to the end, and would fight more...but knows the difference between war and slaughter. He is a God of His People first.

For his services...he will be rewarded. There is always a need, sadly, some days for words and reason to stop...and for others to get a crack across the jaw.

Beacon has loved his retirement.

He blocks Soma effortlessly, and you smirk and your friends just TEAR into the God-Thing with all that they have.

Your turn.

>First the Ice

Dark Guy? So that means the Fifth has a moniker too.

>>27078757
Flurry with beacon

>>27078757
>>27078779
Seconded.
"Come on, Beacon. One last dance. Let's make Papa proud."

>>27078757
It's these crazy ass little plot twists that always keep me coming back Echo. You're an artist, I swear.

All right. Lets Jab this twisted monster with our Retired War God Spear.

>>27078757
Just go all nuts on him with that pointy stikk of yours

>>27078757

Ah, that makes perfect sense. Blood for the blood god! Flurry with beacon.

>>27078757
We gonna drop a blizzard of blows. Flurry with Beacon.

>>27078757
Wait, does this mean that Beacon was a God of the Mountain Folk mentioned in the old Occuli Scripture?

The ones that helped or were helped by the Plains folk?

"Come on, Beacon. One last dance. Let's make Papa proud." You say as you start a flurry.

Beacon is happy to dance with such a lovely partner, but he plans to be dancing until the sun goes cold. No matter what kind of form he's put in. He's slightly looking forward to being able to use blackpowder.

Roll 4d20 +1

>>27078757
Quick-Quick flurry with Beacon.

Rolled 14, 11, 20, 20 + 1 = 66

>>27078851
"Just black powder? You can think bigger than that buddy!"

Rolled 9, 18, 9, 1 + 1 = 38

>>27078851
Lets break some gods.

Rolled , , , = 0

>>27078851
I keep saying we should get a gun on there somewhere.

Rolled 6, 16, 14, 13 = 49

>>27078851
whoops, fucked up my roll

Rolled 5, 15, 12, 12 = 44

>>27078851

>>27078868
>Two twenties
Aww yus

Rolled 7, 8, 12, 3 + 1 = 31

>>27078851

Rolled 4, 5, 11, 1 = 21

>>27078851

Need more puns, but I can't think of any.

>>27078851
>looking forward to gunpowder
I bet you are.

>>27078868
VIOLATE

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>>27078868
BEACON YOU GLORIOUS SON OF A BITCH

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>>27078868
Clearly the dice agree with my thoughts

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>>27078868
Oh yes, Beacon. It's that time again.

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>>27078868
List of things that FrankenGod should prepare:

[x] His anus.

>>27078868
Beacon sings in your hand as it blurs. One strike and the arm of ice is shattered. Another and the light from it burns the arm of shadow away. A third and the plume of feathers is ripped open and scattered to ashes.

The last is just as before, piercing the mask of the God-Thing and going straight into the skull. You rip it free and the God-Thing drops to its knees.

Lea shoves it back and it just lies there. No fancy immolation, no great burst of light, not even Dusk's dignified presence escorting them to Beyond.

Kingfisher, the Fifth, the Phoenix Manifest (or at least the fragment of it that existed in the colony that made Kingfisher his avatar), the Crafter God, the Dragon Who Was Of Shadow, and Peace...all die.

Not with a bang, but a sad little whimper.

And with that, the story of the Paladin Serpent and the Dawnchasers, and how they helped bring the First New Age, comes to a close.

>>27079080
Well shit. I just rolled to one shot the guy.

>>27079080
Huh. I guess we never really were ones to have final climactic boss fights.

Let's go watch the old one. He's having a goddamn battle.

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>>27079080

Time to start Isen Quest! The quest to bang everything that moves while avoiding being King!

>>27079080

If Old One asks, we have no clue where they went. We absolutely are not going to be the next target on his "suitable opponents" list

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>>27079080
What a ride.

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>>27079110
But if he does, we do this.

>>27079080

I must express my severe disappointment in the lack of puns here. I mean seriously, there had to be something in there we could have used.

Welp. That's that.

I wonder if the story includes how we're taking the biggest vacation.

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>>27079080
Ssen kills five gods in as many seconds.

Well, Echo, it's been a hell of a trip. Loved some of the twists and turns, and the writing has been fantastic. I very much look forward to reading the epilogues.

>>27079134
QUICK

COME UP WITH A SNAPPY ONE LINER

"I guess that, when it came down to things you couldn't...keep it together."

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>>27079158
"Well I guess this is snow country for old gods. It's ice to be rid of them now that they are not shadowing me anymore."

>>27079158
uh
uh
uh
shit

>>27079158
>>27079184
>This is where the credits roll
>Instead of music playing, its just Ssen saying various one-liners for a whole minute.

>>27079184

old -> fowl

We have to meet our bird pun quota

>>27079210
I was thinking more of a Pun off between Cao and Ssen.

While everyone else groans. Even the Old One.

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I guess that means we start making that epilogue list for whenever Echo decides to wrap this quest up once and for all.

>Ssen
>Tricia
>Mage
>Meri
>Peri
>Lea
>Ssah
>Ssai
>Granny
>Isen
>Tara
>Mumei
>Adahn
>Ava
>Sideways
>Sun and the rest of the Birds
>Stone Hall
>The Fey Court
>White Tree
>Coral Gate
>River's Cross
>Purple Sands
>Bronze Peak
>The Southern Colony

Am I forgetting anything? Obviously these epilogues aren't all going to be the same length.

In any case, thank you Echo for everything you've done in this quest. The worldbuilding, the story, the plots, the twists, the dialogue. Everything was perfect.

>>27079210
Yeah, what is the credits song going to be?

>>27079210

And lo, upon her death bed, Ssen could only account for one major regret (excluding her name), missing her opportunity for the perfect one liner.

>>27079080
EPILOGUE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvZgKRAacFc

The immediate aftermath of what happened that day is a little jumbled. Most of it talks about how King Itzak and Queen Consort Tara were there to greet Old One.

Schola Nitor scribes say that records of the fight between Old One and the Construct, epic in its scope, was mostly fabricated...but since that King Itzak and Old One were the ones who fabricated them, no one questions their truthfulness.

Still, people prefer that His Magnificence, the Old One, had an amazing duel with the last vestiges of the False God's power, rather than the one sided beat-down that it was.

It was said that also said His Majesty and His Magnificence got along quite well, mostly when King Itzak joined Old One in the battle.

The truth is that Itzak just slugged the first soldier that didn't instantly bow to Old One when he made his presence known to the army.

A good balance of deference and authority...plus King Itzak was always known to be able to be any person's friend.

Most of those days were just long and logistical. Helping people find their families, their homes, their new homes, and so on.

Strangely the record of the Paladin Serpent's involvement in that are rather scant. Although there are witness reports of a Wagon pulled by a Nightmare headed towards River's Crossing...and said Nightmare being seen at River's Crossing for a week. But those aren't the most reliable.

>>27079232
members of the snake train- gary, barney, ambrose, wittney(the elf who ran the fruit stand, forgot name maybe), the butcher, and the carpenter.

Also trying to make Ssai and Ssah friends with the aformentioned families' kids.

Oh, and tallow. Back in bronze peak. We left him soaking in a blue mushroom massage parlor without telling him peace was dead.

>>27079158
"At the heart of every large project is a small project trying to get out."

"I know that you believe that you understand what you think I said but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."

"Change is inevitable - except from vending machines."

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>>27079249
>Old One and Isen become bros and partners in crime

>>27079232
Don't forget Mage's sister and Isen's sister!

>>27079249
>dat trip the light from way back in first season
>dat dragon/isen friendship
>dat week off
Oh god, it's perfect

Isen:
Win souls off of old one in a rigged drinking contest.

>>27079297
We always knew this would happen.

Isen's a dragon in everything but form. He's already got the ego of one.

>>27079158
>>27079184
>all these puns
[SCREAMS EXTERNALLY]

>>27079249
This was a great Quest. I wish a few things had worked out differently, but all in all, this has been some of the best sleep I've ever lost.

G'night fellas, it's been fun.

>>27079366
oh man I've stayed up to like 5 am for this thing at times, fucking worth it.

I wonder if we're raising the little ones in stone hall or river's cross.

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>>27079388
I wonder if we get that whole Lea surrogate mom thing. But I doubt we'll see a detailed epilogue tonight. It's 2 am. I'm sure half the reason Echo wanted this to end was lack of sleep!

Even so, I'll wait around a bit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q0dsG8fTHY

So many long term things to take care of! There's that expedition to the dark peaks to deal with the corrupted harpies there. Going to need Beacon's help with that. Maybe Mage can set up one of his devices to Area of effect them like with the monster army.

>>27079249
The remains of Shadow Company remained at the Ruins of Citadel. Helping with the reclamation and resettlement. Attempts were make to reform the Shadow Company now and again, but none had the same leadership as Janos' did. They're seen as imitations at best, or name stealers.

Princess and her owner/pet spent their days helping restore New Citadel. They were quite happy.

Leslie became High Judge Leslie and was one of New Citadel's founding judges. A good number of his salvage rights case law is still consulted.

Dao and Memai went back to the Southern Colony to secure Sun's daughter and to start the ground work on their bid for independence.

Sun, after speaking to you about Nakai's work, was able to eventually hear his daughter sing.

Sideways, despite offers to stay, went back with Sun and His Daughter when she was ready. She was a girl of the Empire, and the UFK would be a place she visited, but not her home. She did however, leave by way of kissing Ssen...and Tricia...and Mage. (Lea and Peri/Mari were busy that day)

The Southern Colony's story of how they achieved independence from the Immortal Emperor is a long one. They're still contention between the Land of Open Sky (it sounds better in Phoenix Tongue) and the Empire. However, the UFK is always there to help the LOS, should Empire ships start to get too close.

Princess Mumei lived as a 'jilted bride' until her 89th year. She took a husband from her flying class. They soared together for many years. Her children still make wings to this day.

>>27079429
Quiet you. Let some whippersnappers handle that.

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>>27079435
>More epilogues

>>27079488
More! Hundreds more!
>>27079435
I wonder how communist the southern empire is.

Oh! Robin's crewmember, the death-obsessed one. I wonder if she ever started haunting that flower and tree.

And the elvish police state, I wonder about that too. Ssen never did find out about that one IC.

>>27079427
I wonder if echo's doing a detailed epilogue thread later.
And the surrogate thing might be nice, but you make me worry about the eventual extinctification of non humans.
Just gotta hope we solve that one. Or some whippersnapper does.

>>27079543
I think the slow genetic erosion of non-humans is going to be a topic for future quests, as is the tyranny of the PE.

>>27079435
Her Illuminated Self and High Father Billings were slain in the riots of White Tree.

Said White Tree Riots happened when information on how the Blessed had engaged in premarital sex was leaked when the Quartermaster admitted to the parents of White Tree about it, and how he was supplying them with contraceptives.

HIS and HFB, were forced to comment on it and in their panic, they tried to shift blame onto the Blessed. Saying how they had put their own souls at risk by indulging in carnal desires. This had the effect of dividing the town even further. Since the Blessed had the higher technology weapons, and did not like the idea that they were now damned. Grudges came out, and the powder keg exploded.

The death toll was pretty high, including many Blessed by each other's hands, and most of White Tree was burnt to the ground. The technology remains through.

The next Illuminated One was not chosen for many year. When she was found it was a lovely Mer girl from the rebuilt and resettled Coral Gate.

The Teachings from that time are very interesting...also the only ones in verse.

>>27079565
and the orcish slaves thing.

I am sort of hoping the wild west game also features a good deal of THE NORTH. Seems like a great place to be a fur trapper.
Also, lots of complaining about the cold.

>>27079606
Agreed. The Wild West isn't just about the desert. We can have a Yukon-esque area too.

Fucked up the links. Let's try this again

>>27079249
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvZgKRAacFc

I feel that the end of the quest needs something a bit more solemn, more primal.
I give you Helvegen by Wardruna
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIHOV07XoDQ

The short poem at the end of the song is especially poignant to what the Ssen, the Dawnchasers and Caligo Clarus stand for.

>Cattle die, kinsmen die
>You yourself will also die
>but the word about you will never die
>if you win a good reputation

>Cattle die, kinsmen die
>You yourself will also die
>I know one that never dies
>the reputation of those who died

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>>27079604
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>27079604
Woah jesus shit, Billings and HIS got killed?
Wait, the town RIOTED?
Fuck fuck fuck we should have just let that one be.

>>27079604
woops

>>27079604
Well, that's our fault.

>>27079631
Not a single part of that is funny to me.
Other than the mer-HIS.
How the hell that happened is a mystery.

>>27079650
The Light works in mysterious ways.

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Remember our old hunting leathers?
Let's get back into those. Enough time in armor. Enough time fighting wars.

>>27079625
I accept your song recommendation, since it sounds like the end of a thing.
>>27079661
Also apparently they rhyme.

>>27079604
The Orc Tribes of the North were a problem for the longest time. Slavery and savagery were ways of life up in the north. It seemed that nothing would change them, save full scale genocide. Some orc tribes got the bright idea to 'sell' slaves to the UFK so they could free them. Slave raids became more common.

However the UFK was progress, and change. It also didn't hurt that every month more and more orcs left to find their fortune as mercenaries to fight for the LOS, or the UFK, either way killing Empire birds became a wealthy past time. Which made orcs rich, which they spent on finding out fun things to do with people. Which led to them bringing some of those things back to the North, bringing their families down to them...or just not coming back at all.

Eventually orcs became part of the UFK, and while they were still severe in behavior, they came to embrace the modern world.

When the last Northern Slaving Orc tribe was wiped out, it was orcs that did it.

The tundra is now being settled as best it can, and the Crafter Cities up in the ice are just now starting to be explored. CAREFULLY.

>>27079697
The song is about crossing over into the after life.

>>27079679
A simple life. That does sound like Ssen's good end, doesn't it?

>>27079737
It really goddamn is. Ever since we realized the grave, grave mistake we made when we swore into this position.
>>27079726
Well, it ended eventually, but it's too bad we couldn't save all those slaves in the modern day. Darn.

Good that they eventually settled down and started archeologizing though. Wonder what ancient horrors are to be unleashed.

>>27079801
Crafter towns are going to be a fun adventuring spot.

>>27079726
Purple Sands was the first city that the Open Sky rebellion worked out of. It was traded back to the UFK in exchange for their help in reclaiming the Southern Colony.

Mage's sister survived the riots. Most in the asylum did, safe as they were. They were moved to Stone Hall, where they slowly integrated with the rest of society, and forgot the nightmare of the Ghoul Occupation. Mage's Sister joined the Scholar Nitor and gave her brother merry hell over his endless paramours, and delighted in blackmailing him to keep her mouth shut about how intimate they had been in their youth. She married a rich Cups boy, and their kids are now conclave brats and have NO interest in anything to do with the Dawnchasers.

The vampire girl was cured, and spent the rest of her time helping Cups in the New Citadel reclamation.

Most the members of those who followed you on the 'Stone Hall Trail' adapted to their lives in Stone Hall and lived rather simple lives. They entertain their grandchildren with tales of how they travelled with the Paladin Serpent, and lie.

Witney Widdershins is the exception. He was rather old, but he was one of the people on the boat to the Eastern Continent, to try and settle the Splinter Coast, as it was called. "Place is boring." were said to be his last words.

>>27079871
>this place is boring
The highest of compliments

>>27079871
>brats don't respect their uncle
>she blackmails him for the rest of his life
What did we do to Mage?

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>>27079929
We got him like, 7 sweet biddies to hook up with. All he needs to do is pick one.
Yer welcome, big guy!

>>27079958
But does he pick one? That's the question.

>>27079969
He doesn't even have to.

>>27079871
Coral Gate was resettled, rebuilt, and is now a thriving coast down, and one of the few places with buildings that are underwater. Jessi's rose bush now completely covers the tree and is a tourist photo spot.

First Wood and the Fey Court had more troubles as the days went on. It was the same story, elves felt that the UFK and their integration ways were destroying elven traditions. There was even more than a few revenge attacks on Julian Graves for his past crimes.

As a result, Queen Mab tightened her security and tried to keep the upstarts in line, but eventually gave up on a peaceful settlement. She drew a line in the bark, it was clear that the UFK and their strength, especially with all those freed from Citadel, were the future. Keep with the time, or shackle yourselves to the past and die. She even let Julian into the throne-banquet room and sat beside him. The glove was thrown, and unlike before, she wouldn't turn a blind eye to terrorism.

Her reign was very very troubled and bloody. Three times there were coup attempts. However, First Wood is now part of the UFK, and Mab's children still sit upon the throne. (She CLAIMS it was a spiritual birth by the soul of Dagda, but you KNOW that Mage was with you, helping the Birds nine months prior nowhere near First Wood...although Julian was.)

Still Elven Extremists are a present concern, even though the values they spout are NOTHING like original elven tales.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5SSGhmTvr0

>all of these lives passing by before our eyes
It'll be our turn in a bit. Going through side characters right now.

>>27080026
Julian you sly dog

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>>27080026
>Julian scored the Mab
Aww yeah.

>Still Elven Extremists are a present concern
That's an interesting plot thread.

I'm just imagining Ssen becoming some kind of Arch-Paladin and remaining an authority figure until the day she died.

And whenever someone came in asking for aid from the 'legendary hero' everyone else in the building just looks at each other, gives the poor idiot a broom to poke her with and tells them that she's on the roof.

>>27080026
Julian and Jesse remarried, hopefully.

>>27080069
No, more like Yoda. From Episode V.

>>27080051
>>27080068
Apparently he never got over his hankering for elf terrorist tail.

>>27080089
I just like the idea of someone going up to the roof to get Ssen down with a broom whenever she's needed.

>>27080069
As a consequence, a painfully large room is dedicated to storing brooms.

>>27080026
damnit, elven extremists.
You're going to ruin our racial-nonextinction talk. Make it sound like crazy fringe stuff.
Also I wonder if Mab ever got HER retirement.
>>27080036
5 ages of deaths to go
>>27080051
Well, it COULD have been julian. Though I thought he was more into jessie-may.

Oh, I wonder what happened to the rhyming robin. I did like her.

>>27080105
>>27080069
I do too. Ssen is probably on the roof of something right now, as we speak.

Sleeping for a whole week. Her friends can't wake her.

>>27080123
>>27080106
>>27080105
>>27080069
The Paladin's new Grand Monastery was built on the ruins of Citadel. Its huge. Needlessly huge.

Because Ssen realized that the higher you are the better the sun you get.

>>27080026
I didn't notice Coral Gate's section.

>underwater buildings
Neat.
>Jessi's rose bush now completely covers the tree and is a tourist photo spot.
Might catch an image of a rather gloomy looking elf, right?

Also, the fact that the Elves got a bit of human genes into them is going to be a sore point among the Extremists. "Restore purity to the throne" will probably be a slogan.

Did we ever write our book? The multi-lingual tell all, tourist guide, and adventurer handbook?

Did granny ever write hers?

Did she ever have kids?

I'm surprised this didn't reach 100

didn't expect that mistake in white tree though

>>27080026
Old One is still alive. Bastard still says he's planning on waiting out His Light for when HE takes physical form. Until then he has read EVERY book he can on His Light to 'study his enemy'...and is now considered to be one of the foremost religious scholars on the planet.

The souls in his horde have long been freed. 'They lost their luster' Old One says as he looks over his horde of collected texts on the Teachings, as well as the original Iron Books, and their translations. (The Lighthouse keeps a full translation of all the Iron Books' information and copies are widespread.) His horde is now a very impressive library.

A library that the Dragon Servants now curate. They are professional and courteous and chop off the hands of anyone who DARE steals one of Old One's treasures...and if you spill things on them, they keep a finger as a lesson.

The harpies slowed their birth rate, and were able to mingle with the populous of Bronze Peak. They're a common race now. Although the humanization has slightly edged their features, before Nakai's treatment could begin. No harpies have beaks anymore, which they view as a shame, and when one is born with one it's considered a sign that the child will be of great importance...so naturally they force you to see the screeching brat.

Nakai and Ava lived quite well for many years. Nakai developed a treatment for Sun's daughter as well as a treatment for the humanization effect. It came a little late for some races' features. But there's no threat of races being bred out of existence.

Nakai spent most of her life in her lab working, while Ava spent most of her life relaxing and serving Nakai meals when the scientist remembered to eat.

At the end of her life, Nakai converted her features back to that of a Crafter, along with Ava, and they returned to their homeland, as was their tradition. The last crafters were buried with dignity by the orcs and their gravesite is in a park.

>>27080182
Patience. Ssen will probably get a whole post just for herself.

>>27080182
Its a two parter.
1. All We Wished To Do Was Sell Furs.
2. This Is Why We Need A Vacation.

>>27080192
I just hope the blessed didn't die. I hope the one we gave advice to lived.

>>27080199
what a great book

>>27080194
Good end on Nakai

>>27080194
>forced to see screeching harpy kids
>too awkward to tell them how hungry it makes you

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>>27080194
Nakai, you glorious three eyed Nazi. You did it. You actually did it.

>>27080194
> Ava was a crafter

what

>>27080194
>nakai dies
>crafters aren't biologically immortal
>nakai didn't make a new race of crafters
So many things learned today
>dragon library
just don't even go in there, it's not worth it.
>ava lives a good life
I hope she knew she had a soul.

>>27080199
3. So You Just One Shotted A God - Now What?

Section on how to retire in peace. Also contains dating advice.

>>27080244
Ava was originally a crafter before she was made a not-lamia. They had whole slave castes.

>>27080244
or was that her name?

I remember her name was like, ONE letter different from adahns girlfriend.

>>27080251
>>27080244
Wait, wasn't Ava Adahn's girl?

>>27080194
Guess she wasn't able to keep her promise after all.

She said she would be around to watch us die.

>>27080261
>>27080194
fuck, there were two characters with names QUITE CLOSE TO THAT.

Now I have to look up which is which.

This might be greedy

doesn't have too be soon either

But are you opposed to Gaiden chapters in a few months times from now? doesn't even need to be interactable, could be a shorts for all I care, I'm wondering how these events turned out. and our interactions with some side people but greeed

The crafter one is
AYA
Adahn's girlfriend is
AVA. AKA lily.

Echo minorly goofed.

>>27080290
Hey, we're allegedly getting a new quest in a month by a different Questbro.

>Ava
The female Lightbringer

>Aya
The Crafter not-Lamia

>>27080194
There's been so many Robin Goodfellows over the years, you've lost count. The Lysander family name however doesn't hold them anymore. But they did for many many versions. The rhyming Robin was a huge help in the Open Sky campaign...you're pretty sure that it's now a capital crime in the Empire to pun or rhyme without authorization from the Emperor.

Robin Goodfellow has actually become a mythic figure again. An immortal thief, and champion of virtues. The Shadow Paladin, as it were.

Bronze Peak is once more a big tourist draw, and once more it's thanks to Sandover. However, it's not a whorehouse, but a Casino. That's not to say that whorehouses have STOPPED. But as they say, 'What happens in the Mountain, stays in the Mountain' and 'It's the one place where His Light can't see you.' You're pretty sure that there's an organized, multi-species crime ring forming inside that damn rock, but they're smart enough to keep their heads down when the Paladins roll in.

Jeremy Sandover served the town well and saw it become a different den of vice than it had been. He passed away with his wife and children at his side. Loved.

The Dwarf Siblings didn't live as peacefully, mostly they spent it bickering with each other. Still, they ruled the town well and passed away in bed. Sadly alone, but peacefully.

Tallow pulled his head out of that blue smoke womb he almost crawled back into, and was Bronze Peak's Mayor for a while. He was decent. History has recorded worse, and better than he. Tallow gracefully retired at 80, and spent his remaining days in a lovely Blue Smoke haze, dictating his time with Liam and Ssen Patrick.

>>27080312
I am really, really hoping that happens.

>>27080317
>>27080309
It's 4AM. Cut him a break.

>>27080331
It's nearly 3am actually.

>>27080331
3 AM his time, but the point stands.

>>27080319
> you're pretty sure that it's now a capital crime in the Empire to pun or rhyme without authorization from the Emperor.

hue

>>27080319
>Bronze Peak is the fantasy Vegas and crawling with harpies

Oh, I bet they're all banned from the blackjack tables.

>>27080358
Banned? Bitch, they're RUNNING them!

>>27080319
>that capital crime
We're just terrible aren't we

>>27080331
like I said, minor goof. Just pointing it out for clarity.
>>27080319
Damn straight robin is a mythic figure. Also, apparently we just destroyed punning and rhyming across the entirety of the phoenix empire. Fuck, oops.
Casino bronze peak sounds great. I'm glad the criminals know to just stay out of the way when we're in town, much better for everyone. Glad tallow and the dwarves made it work, sad the dwarves didn't find some fancy partners.

And tallow briefly emerged from his blue smoke haze to be mayor, and then returned to it feeling much better about himself. Progress.

Since we found out the ending for the harpies, I think we should know how the lamia did as well.
Their species has historically been unorganized and we could be the driving force that brings them together.

Perhaps River's Cross really does become Snake's Cross.

>>27080290
I'll be handling that in about... a month and a halfs time.
Epilogues are making me scrap a lot of my notes, but that's alright.
Shadow Company were GOING to be UFK equivalent to texas rangers. I'm now contemplating making them like a cross between the Tanith Nalsheen and the survivors of the Glorious Revolution from Night Watch.
First they don't end up an axillary engineer corps, then you fuckers had to lose me Janos.
>>27080327
It'll happen, I just don't want to lose drive when I go to AWA, and I'll probably have it end up being a weekly deal rather than this marathon.
That and getting my work schedule unfucked.

>>27080398
Shadow Company totally sounds like a special forces unit more than a police force.

And hopefully a special forces unit that doesn't get massacred by two guys.

>>27080398
Surely the Paladins would be the Texas Rangers?

>>27080398
Hey, Echo did say that Shadow Company lacked strong leadership and was reformed several times.
Maybe the PC in your quest could be the one to provide it.

>>27080398
>weekly deal
As long as it's a semi-regular schedule, weekly is fine.
And sorry about the shadow company, they never were supposed to be in the heavy fighting.
>>27080394
It would be neat if we got a place for the snakefolk.

Also, if we ever found out if nagas were poisonous.

Lamia self help books.
"Life without puns- a 12 step process for the legfully impaired."

>>27080317
Right, sorry Aya...my bad. THIS is what happened to Ava/Lilly.

She now has a franchise of hair salons across the UFK and in the LOS too. Lightbringer Style is the biggest player in the fashion world.

Adahn trained and ruled the Arma Nitor well and strictly for years. He was first in the fray at the battle of Purple Sands to push out the Empire and helped the LOS gain a foothold in the southern colony.

The Last Lightbringers did not get back together, but remained close friends. Ava married a few times, Adahn once. Their children keep up their parent's duties in Fashion and Military respectively. Ava is buried in the graveyard next to her husband.

Adahn is entombed with the other Last Paladins, his epitaph reads 'HERE LIES THE LAST LIGHTBRINGER. TOO GREAT TO SACRIFICE.' which was King Itzak's idea.

Barney Pits' picture is on the seal of Pits Manufacturing. One of the UFK's premier industrial companies. He didn't marry Lea, but they were together for many years.

Ambrose passed away a decade after the Liberation of Citadel. Ssen was by his side, he could not have been more content with his work. He is buried with his Caligo Clarus medallion in the tomb of the Last Paladins.

Gregory's children are still keepers of the Lighthouse as well as helping run the Arma Nitor and the Scholar Nitor (he had a big family when he found his wife...a refugee from the Empire.) He was a crabby old man to the end, but happy.

>>27080414
Not modern day texas rangers, WESTERN texas rangers which was about as close as you got to tacticool autonomy in that time period.
Big emphasis on spellbreakers
>>27080419
We'll see when we get there, I don't want to give away too much.
>>27080421
500 years of a broken group is hard to keep together. Keeping it a small group of familial brotherhood like the Nalsheen is the only viable way I can see it surviving in any form without it seeming forced.

>>27080398
what rolls would have netted other characters to die back then?

curious

>>27080457
First rule of the rangers, geek the mage

>>27080462
wait, you're not echo

whoops.

>>27080441
>Adahn is entombed with the other Last Paladins, his epitaph reads 'HERE LIES THE LAST LIGHTBRINGER. TOO GREAT TO SACRIFICE.' which was King Itzak's idea.
Should've read "whatever", but whatever.
A salute to that brave bastard.

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>>27080441
>He didn't marry Lea, but they were together for many years

I see...

Man, I bet gliders are going to be super popular in the land of open sky.
>>27080441
Shame that the order was more adahn's than ours. A good thing he ran it well, though.
And Ava's hair salons are just great. I bet we use them regularly.
I'm glad our other friends stayed our friends. We were even able to be at one of their sides when they died. What a good archivist he was. Even if nobody but Ssen thought it was a good idea at the time.
I wonder if gregory's kids also are tailors. Greg was a damn miracle worker, made the prettiest dresses.
And barney, well, just as expected from barney.

>>27080462
Fuck if I know, I woke up to him being dead.
Either way, I'll stop derailing.
However, to the guy who was worried about me calling it a sequel? I wasn't planning on it. Current working title is Lamia Legacy Quest.

>>27080441
> which was King Itzak's idea.
Alright, whose bright idea was it to let Isen write anything about anybody.

>>27080488
>I bet gliders are going to be super popular in the land of open sky.
"Keep your eyes open, or THE FLYING SNAKE WILL GET YOU!"

>>27080513
well he -is- king. And has something of a way with words.

How many kids did Isen and Tara have? Because last I checked they fucked like rabbits. Broke our bed, if I recall.

>>27080479
hey, I'm sure Lea had other ways to tie him down than marriage.

>>27080441
River's Crossing, in a strange twist of fate, suffered the fate that Peace wanted for it. It was swallowed up by a bigger city. That city in question is River's Crossing. It's not a giant metropolis like Stone Hall is, but big. Elias' family STILL runs the biggest hotel there.

Your birth place is now a national park and tourist spot, along with Father's grave.

Father Uriah saw you and Tricia married. He passed in his sleep, but the wooden town clock that he diligently wound every month is still standing and still wound properly by the caretakers.

Granny's memory problems got worse before a treatment could be found. She didn't forget who you were, or Ssai and Ssah...but the rest could be a bit tricky. Still, she remained a cantankerous pain in the ass for you, memory or no, and even taught you a little magic.

She was killed by a Phoenix Empire assassin who was pretending to be a member of the Schola Nitor, to whom she was tell her history.

You know who it was. Kingfisher's unloved daughter. She escaped back to the Empire, and the UFK spies haven't found her.

The body count on that day when you and the Dawnchasers learned of the murder was four digits high.

>>27080547
Yes.

> Adahn, presumably younger than Isen, died first

ouch

>>27080517
shit, we did fly at one point, didn't we? I wonder if word about that got out.
I also wonder how our cult is doing. Hope there aren't too many of them.
>>27080547
I am sort of hoping that he cheats a little, because minotaur-blooded royalty are going to be... headstrong. To say the least.

>>27080555
>4 digits
Fucking ouch

also RIP granny

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>>27080555
>Granny
Well, Beacon. Looks like we're out of retirement.

But seriously Echo, tell us what happened to the lamia.

>>27080555
>granny didn't have kids
>granny got assassinated

RAMPAGE AND MURDER
>the rampage had a four digit body count
Oh well I guess that's checked off the list

On a more pleasant note, did we or tricia wear the dress?

>>27080555
>four digit body count
Holy shit.

>>27080555
like, his REAL unloved daughter?
Or the ex-citadel princess?

>>27080555
> four digits high
> Lamia Slaughter Quest

Not how I wanted Gram to go out but an entirely happy ending is out of the question seeing as one of the major themes was against that entirely

>>27080591
His real one. We don't know what happened to the Royal Family yet.

>>27080592
I really hope at least most of those were guys related to the murder, and not just... whoever.

>>27080555
Itzak gave his sister a full pardon. One that you deeply deeply regretted. She disappeared on that horrible day and hasn't been found. You know she was involved.

The taunting note she left for you, that you didn't show to Isen, confirmed it.

The rest of the Newgates lived fairly well, most of them took up political positions in the New Citadel, or the rebuilt White Tree or elsewhere. Otherwise Itzak found places for them, or just places to stay.

>>27080609
What a bitch

>>27080609
Carrying that weight etc

I kinda wish we saw her and Isen interact

>>27080582
>Ssen retiring
As it stands, I'm sure a few days, or even hours before everything gets fixed forever, something will kill her.
Retirony at its finest.

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>>27080609
Damn weeaboos.

>>27080609
I wonder how old Ssai and Ssah were when this happened. I doubt that they, or most people in fact, have ever seen us so mad.

>>27080632
I'm willing to bet we were scarier than the time Granny fed us that stuff that let us fight in our base instincts

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>>27080555
Man, Ssen took a page from Caim's book with that one.

>>27080632
4 digit body count between the dawnchasers

>>27080651
Unless Mage got Athos tier Spellcraft I'm pretty sure we account for a lot of that

Mage/Ssen are the two with good AOE, Tricia calling friends or getting better at shifting nonwithstanding

>>27080672
>Ssen outright cloudkills most of the conspirators
>Weeaboo gets executed for riling the serpent.

>>27080645
I wonder if we rode old one to get to wherever we thought they were hiding out faster.
>>27080643
>>27080651
Every time we think we've been the angriest we've ever been, it gets topped. That's one kill every two minutes, on average, over the course of the day.

>>27080609
Echo, you glorious faggot you. Thank you for this quest. I've stuck with this since the first quest thread (missed the writefag thread.) You even used my post once, (the bell falling during the north boss fight.) Now my only gripw is that I will have to find something else to spend my time reading. So again, thanks Echo, hope to see more from you in the future.

>>27080688
>stuck from the beginning
You and me both, brother. Even was there for the writefaggotry.
Good times.

>>27080609
Ssah is a star of stage and screen. Her most famous role? You. If the two of you were to slither down the street, and Ssah was wearing her red wig, they'd ask HER for Ssen Patrick's autograph. She plans to play the role, and enjoy the fame, for a long long time. You think she does you credit...but her puns need work.

Ssai, the sensible one, is the head of the Schola Nitor now. She chose to have children with a very nice lizard-hybrid boy that you like. She's had five children already, probably will have one or two more, and is looking to be a grandmother. (The issue with that one couple you solved a while ago, so no worries there.)

King Itzak served his kingdom well, and really reduced the power of the monarchy. Although the Council doesn't have full power, there's balances and such made by Ambrose and Ssai. Also Itzak said that no one could be on the council who never took a punch to the face...and that the King would be the one who did the punching.

His Queen Consort was by his side throughout his reign and bore him nine children. They all shamed the Newgate name in excellent ways.

The throne is currently held by her Majesty Queen Scheherazade III, who currently sits upon the throne with her husband.

King Itzak and Queen Tara are entombed together.

Isen the Audacious and his lover Tara, spent many MORE years of adventuring, helping the LOS, and just raising havoc whenever they could get away from being the King and Queen.

Actually...technically Isen and Tara are still alive. Stories of their adventures are still being told, their either tearing up the Splinter Coast, delving into Crafter Ruins, attacking the Empire, or even going into space. They're always together, and always more over the top than is believable.

You suspect that Isen and Tara's stories will last longer than yours. They're the immortal ones.

Okay, before I hit the last ones and go intot he Dawnchasers...am I missing anyone?

>>27080688
Same, I've been with this quest a long, long time. Even managed to earn us a reroll way back when.

Sad to see it end, since it's the last of my old favourites from back when I followed several quests. Here's hoping this isn't the last we hear from Echo.

>>27080745
You're missing what happened to the lamia as a species.

>>27080764
>You're missing what happened to the lamia as a species.
They bred and spread out. Now they're an uncommon race, as most of them stay in Stone Hall, but an average UFK person who lives in New Citadel will meet one or two in person over the course of his life.

>>27080745
Dana?

>>27080745
You're missing that dimwitted guard guy

You can't tell me he died in the riots! aaaaaa

Curious what the fuck Citadel and dusk-dude are up to
I don't suppose dead people get epilogues do they?

>>27080745
>Scheherazade III
Wait, what? I guess granny has minotaurs named for her now.

Also apparently Isen is a forever-hero.

>>27080787
She became the new HIS I think.

>>27080808
Maybe, but we'd need a confirmation on that.

>>27080745
SPACE? SPACE. SPAAAAAAACCCCEEEEE!

>>27080787
>Dana?
She opened up 'A Fried-Fish and Other' stall on the dock of Stone Hall one summer when she was bored and Barney had thrown out a gadget that she used in a non-designed way. So now 'Dana's Fish-And-Other.' is now like Ava's salons. One in every city, two in Stone Hall and New Citadel.

>>27080802
Agreed i wanna know what happened to Frederick. Sure he was a dick at first, but i dont think most of that was entirely his fault. Plus he seemed like a nice enough guy after a while.

>>27080825
Oh man I really hope they sell food. And not plastic inedible toys.

What did we do the paper with all the names of the freed that odette gave us?

What of Odette's and Ryan's place in history? did his manifesto get anywhere and was Odette still written in the books as a villain?

>>27080831
>>27080802
yeah, he taught us mud pluckin'.

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>>27080745
>You suspect that Isen and Tara's stories will last longer than yours. They're the immortal ones.

That's good. He deserves immortality.

>>27080825
>Mer McDonalds

>>27080831
I want to know who won the mud-stick game between us.

>>27080808
Not specified

>>27080831
Now I really want to know this

>>27080836
>>27080831
Let's have these two, the Dawnchasers, and then let Echo enjoy HIS retirement.

>Ssah makes a comfortable living acting out our story
>Ssai took an active part in politics of the nation

I am so double proud.

So Status of Mage's run:
> Sister lived, married with children
> Mab got boned by Julian..? [perhaps Jesse-May and Mab did a switch?]
> HIS killed in riots, boo
> Ork Lady ???
> Sophie ???

oh and lets not forget, was he really an inheritor of Dagda's spirit?

>>27080877
How can you have a limit on the pride you'd feel? Those two are/were amazing.

>>27080888
pretty sure I'm missing some,now that I think about it.

>>27080888
Of course he was Dagda reincarnated. I mean, just look at those boots.

5 Isens says that if we ever DO get a scar-eyepatch, it happened on the 4 digit killcount day.
>>27080888
He's totally dagda. Totally.

>>27080825
She IS directly related to the new HIS, but mer lineages, especially with pure mer, is slightly screwy. But Dana said so before she passed, so it's gospel.

Loyal Guardsman Frederick did indeed survive the riots...mostly because he was outside the wall, diligently manning his post. He got married, had children, and passed. He was never promoted, but his title and role were never taken away from him or his family...mostly because no one in White Tree remembered him, and when they did Isen ordered it to remain in perpetuity.

His children now maintain the sacred honor of keeping the toll bridge.

Julian Graves died in First Wood. There were whispers of poison and terrorists, but you know the truth. He was old, and he sat down one day, very tired, and didn't get up.

Avery died in the LOS campaign.

Balles died in an building accident that claimed him and four other lives.

Toll died in the LOS campaign.

Kincaid...well...you all SAY that he died in the LOS campaign, but you all KNOW that he died from a STD. But it was during the campaign, so there you go.

>>27080825
> Fried-Fish and Other
Dare I ask what the other is?

>>27080745
My only hope is that Ssah expands her horizons and plays other roles.
It'd be terrible if lamia actresses got typecast into playing Ssen all the time.

>>27080905
I think that day needs a name, or something

>>27080897
My only complaint is her puns need work.
Though I'm happy that Ssai had like, five kids. I'm glad she's doing the same kind of kid-pattern we plan on doing. When we get older.
After an age or two or five, we should really have some kids. Don't want brain degredation, and by golly, we've wanted some kids for a while.