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"Who... is she?" The large hollow from before asks, crossing his arms as his large sleeveless coat sways in the breeze, his massive side burns somehow defying both gravity and wind.

"Oh? I forgot you were so young Hiroto." The sickly looking man laughs for a few seconds before breaking into a coughing fit. He takes a few moments to compose himself before smiling at you, his teeth covered in a light pink as flecks of blood coat his lips. "She is Risa Schrödinger, the laughing calamity of Hueco Mundo."

"I do not... understand." He states, his large duck-tail hairstyle making you concerned.

Despite the troubling use of ellipses, make a wish over there is correct. You are Risa Schrödinger, and you are currently in the middle of a rebellion. You managed to rescue your scrubby quincy students and take them to Los Noches, where hopefully they could stay out of the way while you get murderous on their king. Friedhelm was sort of a bitch and acted like a kraut, but Kouta was pretty cool and their mum seemed pretty okay. Sort of. Anyway, you managed to bring them here figuring the nofunigami+ wouldn't even noticed them if they pooped in their shoes, because they sort of suck. Good news, you lucked out and none of them were even here so there was no need for sitcom like shenanigans where they have to dress up like hollows and talk about how hollow they are in order to play it off. Bad news the new arrancars are making a play for the throne since they figured the original recipe arrancar are normally off doing their own thing leaving Jager on her lonesome. The street poet doctor managed to go round up all the classic arrancar in his bitchin caddy and bring them here. He also gave you drugs which is, you know, all the awesome.

"Thanks for the reminder?" You offer as you look over your companions.

Quesufre Sin-Fin. The natural disaster of Hueco Mundo who once and a while kills everything there for her master's dark plans. Also I want to do butt stuff to her.
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Veloces Jäger, your brother of a different mother. "She's a girl." You correct making the other glance at you as I exposate? Exeroniate? Give exposition. Fine, Veloces Jäger, your sister from a different mister. The queen of Hueco who stood by you through most of it.

Bastidores Furiosus, your fellow street poet. A sister of- "He's a boy." You point out. Damn it! A street soldier who has gotten science down, his skill at creation is honestly sort of terrifying.

The great Santo Emperador Dominic Fuego. A noble... man? "yes, very good." You nod. Who is capable of extraordinary feats of strength and guile. He has next to him as always his 'daughter' and is a natural born leader. His strength is only rivaled by his ego.

And finally, Lupinor Canis, the devoted follower of- "Who?" You ask. Who what? "Luni, whatever. Who?" That brown haired chick next to Jager. Like, right there. Also I- "yes, butt stuff, got it." You explain walking over to her.

The girl blinks as she steps back, evidently uncomfortable by your stare. "Butt- Butt stuff?" She asks. Oh, no, bad call. She was concerned you glared at her then stomped up and muttered butt stuff at her. My fault."Understandable." You agree as the woman looks to Jager as if begging for an explanation.

"Schrödinger, you're scaring her." Jager points out and you take a step back.

"I was just introducing myself! Here, my card!" You pull out a small business card with your name on it and hand it to her.

"Thanks, uh, I am Lu-" She starts as she takes the card and just puts it in her pocket, not even looking at the totally bitching picture you drew of yourself jamming with David Bowie, Freddie Mercury, Mick Jagger, Sting, and Jimmy Page on the back of it.

"Lupinor Cannis. I know, monologue introduced you." You explain waving it off.

"What do you mean monologue-" She starts but you put a finger to her lips.
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"No time, look over there!" You point to Dominic Fuego as he walks over and stands in front of a large masked man. Their burly chests nearly touching as they glare each other down. The other man is wearing only some wrestling trunks, and honestly he looks like a- "They have a luchador? How come we don't have a luchador?" You ask no one in particular. Probably HR.

The two large men glare at each other, their muscles flexing and twitching as they size each other up. All is silent for a few seconds as their faces are just centimeters from each other. "You think you can stand before The great Santo Emperador Dominic Fuego?" He demands.

The man is silent for a few moments before turning, his green, gold, and blue mask catching moonlight from the destroyed ceiling and sparkling. "Sííííí..." He replies, his voice husky and deep.

"Brave of you!" Dominic laughs before reaching for his sword. "Give me your name, so I might note you in the great autobiography that is me!" He declares and the luchador turns his head the other way before nodding.

"El Vuelo Verde Mangosta." He replies and at once, nearly too fast to catch he grabs Dominic and throws him into the air before jumping after him and performing some sort of high flying wrestling move.

At that, the battle seems to be joined.

There are 7 enemies, Imma give them nicknames to make this easier.

Banchou
Make a wish
Catgirl
savage dude
French rose guy
Priest
Insomnia

How do you want to fight?
[]Fight as many as you can, take the heat off your comrades
[]Go for a particular target
[Stay out of battle
[]Other, please specify

Also, 1d100 please. Best of first five
(3/3)

Rolled 77

>>27070494
>[]Go for a particular target
>Make a wish
I WISH FOR YOU TO DIE FIRST

Rolled 56

>>27070494
>Catgirl

there can only be one

Rolled 49

>>27070494
We can go segunda with no side effect right? Lets do that. Target the strongest first and try to crush whoever it is fast. Hollows being hollows, that should break their moral

Rolled 57

>>27070494
Target, lock: Catgirl

Lupinor's sheet is currently here: http://pastebin.com/0d02R4ZJ
It's fanmade mind you, so OP may be have adjusted it up or down a bit.
Also, have a sheet for the antagonist of my next series: http://pastebin.com/0ue92Lte
Also, we are apparently Bizzaro Yourichi now, so that's a thing.

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Rolled 53

>>27070494
>[]Go for a particular target
Catgirl. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE
Full horror mode. With a squid hand.

Rolled 44

>>27070494
>Catgirl
Take her down.

>>27070494
nom the head off of Insomnia, after beating him to a pulp

>>27070494
Target the sickly man first who did most of the talking.

Might be a good gauge of strength.

Also he's way too smug for someone who looks to weak, likely to have plague powers.

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May as well post the cero one as well. Not really sure on the spxp cash in policy as for whether or not it actually has to be posted in the quest if Azure already saw it.

So are we going FULL POWER on them or not?

>>27070589
We're not doing that until we get enough SP to get claws.

>>27070783
Second release? No. We need to buy more things before we use in the first time.

>>27070733
He's probably the final boss, so he'll stand around watching until we've beaten the rest and he's made a speech.

>>27070785
I thought we were told like last thread that we could finally transform safely since we bought fluffy?

>>27070815
We were told no such thing.

>>27070703
>>27070769
Gave a chunk of spxp for that and some charts which I forgot to do until now. Going for the catgirl it is.

>>27070808
Does that mean we have to kill literally ALL the artificial arrancar? That would kinda be sad

>>27070801
I think it's just things that affect the physical appearance of our transformation that we should get sorted out beforehand.

>>27070808
That's why we beat him up first.

Ideally before he has a chance to use his Resureccion.

>>27070785
See... funny story about that...
We actually have enough. Lets buy it now.

>>27070844
I vote spending the 10spxp on Real men speak with their, wait what. Would give up another weapon and improve our hand to hand, which we seem to be focusing on.

>>27070844
Well then can we also get
>Real men speak with their, wait what?

Anyone opposed?

Noticed that Jager has been having Dr Gangsta be doing some work on her.
>Dem Vamp Spikes.

>>27070844
Awesome. 10 now, so who else wants to buy
"Real men speak with their, wait what?"?

>>27070918
Yes, yes we are. incidentally, we are also female, our best attribute is speed, we enjoy having fun at the expense of others and can transform into a cat. Does this remind you of anyone?

>>27071009
We also have purple hair and yellow eyes.

Though we're pale instead of delicious brown.

>>27071009
>can transform into a cat
Be fair, we can transform into ANYTHING.

>>27071009
we're not Yoruichi.

we actually do things

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I do not see her here or there.
I do not see her anywhere.
I think she may be in that box,
introducing me to paradox.

I think that cat,
she may be dead,
lying in his cardboard bed.
In the box she would not thrive,
but chances are she’s still alive.

>>27071057
we were originally a cat though, so the point basically stands. Now all we need to do is find a small bumble bee adjucas and the cycle will be complete.
>>27071092
She did do things, like bail out Ichigo twice.

>>27071092
also, we don't have a lesbian admirer sycophant

>>27071166
That incident is actually humorously similar to when we bailed out the Twincies in SS

>>27071172
I'd actually like to see Schroginer with a sycophant. Mainly because anyone actually following us around and admiring us would have to be an... interesting character.

>soon

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You realize that you are the only one allowed copyright infringement in this town and turn to the one I described as a catgirl. You leap over the bedlam that the palace is becoming and see the abomination. She has cat ears, a bit larger than the ones on your own head. Her eyes are a bright shade of yellow and with two vertical slits for pupils she eyes you. Her nails are sharp, though unlike yours seem more natural, as if it is only expected she was to have long nails. You notice she is wearing a short Chinese looking dress and some of those spandex shorts and her long legs flex, making you think of a predator about to strike.

You clear your throat as your ultra magnificently fluffy tails twitch behind you why are they so fluffy Jesus Christ. "There ain't room in this desert for two vaguely cat related hollows, 'partner'." That sounds silly with an English accent. You sound like you're from, I dunno Northumberland and trying to be welsh. Stop it. "Right, as I said, only room for one of us here." You explain.

"You noticed me. I am so happy. I really, really like your honesty. Do you like my overwhelming clinginess?' She asks staring wide eyed with you, her cat eyes turning into small razor thin slits as she smiles very happily at you.

"N-No?" You offer confused.

"That's okay. I still like you." She explains. "Let me taste you." She asks stepping forward.

Ha ha ha, she is like, if you and rape sloth had a baby. "You didn't mention him when you were talking about my allies coming to help me out, by the way." You state as you take a step back. I am fully aware. I chose not to think about him.

"Fair." You reply as you sonido back as the girl pounces, her strong legs like a tightly coiled spring.

77vs65
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You lean back as she slashes at you with her claws and almost on reflex kick up towards her jaw. She tilts her head to the side but you manage to clip her just barely. You fall into a tumble and let out a surge of electricity. The violet lights sparking and damaging her. She lets out a yelp of pain before biting down on your arm, drawing blood through your hierro. You send electricity towards er, yet it seems her mouth in insulated somehow so instead you throw a string of punches at her face. After a dozen hits you manage to pry her off and tackle her to the ground. You manage to pin her under you in your favorite ground and pound position, however she just keeps smiling at you.

"You taste nice." She offers.

"Probably the drugs." You note before starting to punch her. You get a few good hits, her head reverberating on the hard stone ground but...

77 vs 75

You barely manage to avoid a rose thrown at you with the speed of a bullet, and are forced to roll out of the way as more are thrown towards you. You see the rose carrying man from before with blonde locks tut at you. "To see belle mademoiselles fighting here so brutalement. It makes me, so triste. Come, why don't we work this out ensemble?" He asks and you feel an aura start to overtake you, similar to your madness poison, or Sin-Fin's Aura of Misery, playing at the base want to not be alone, memories of how boring it was to be alone breaking into your mind.

Your mind is being invaded.

Please roll 2d100. Best of first five. First for breaking mental assault and second for combat.
(2/2)

Rolled 15, 8 = 23

>>27071471
sell her carcass to the first Chinese Restaurant we find

Rolled 51

>>27071471
FUCK THE FRENCH

Rolled 29

>>27071503
Oops I forgot my second roll.

Rolled 93, 88 = 181

>>27071471
Catgirl can wait.

Tuxedo Mask Must Die.

Rolled 71, 17 = 88

>>27071471

Rolled 98, 14 = 112

>>27071471
You know what goes good with mindfuckery auras? Morphing into an eldritchian entacle horror and beating people to death with their own legs.

>>27071514
...Let it be so.

>>27071514
>93
>88
Oh my. Them is so fucked.

>>27071514
>>27071523
woohoo!

our brain is like scrambled cable porno!

They'll never know if that was a nipple or a dick!

>>27071514
*Slow respectful golf clap*

Rolled 93, 95 = 188

>>27071471
Not sure if >>27071503 >>27071513 counts, but just in case they dont.

>>27071583
Ha ha! Even higher than >>27071514

>>27071583
I really hope it doesn't count now.

>>27071471
"You're right, being alone DOES suck. But that's no reason to not have /standards/ monsieur. Also that is totally not how someone who has French as a first language would speak English.

...We are speaking English right? Not Japanese or Spanish?"

>>27071583
*slower even more respectful golf clap while nodding*

>>27071523
>>27071583
Death to all who oppose us?

Death to all who oppose us.

>>27071611
We should learn a dead language
just to throw fuckers off

>>27071640
Esperanto?
Welsh?
Ebonics?

>>27071655
Braille.

"Bump. Bump. 3 vertical bumps. Diagonal bumps. Slightly fewer bumps. More bumps in an X shape. Yet more bumps, but horizontal this time."

>>27071471
Aw man, are we going to kill these guys before they can release?

That's just disrespectful.

>>27071655
Welsh
they were pale as balls correct?

>>27071092
We're Bizarro Yoruichi.

I of course mean Bizarro in this sense: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6ROXLtorwY

>>27071172
>>27071283
We have a male yandere teacher sycophant.

Though he's not really sycophanting that much just yet.

>Hoping that we do combat as brutally and overkill happy as possible so that we can unlock some stuff from the Paths of Sin and Horror.

>>27071759
Unless he does a series of terrible horrible things to gain power enough to properly serve us, he doesn't count.

>>27071759
Who is this character
I missed
alot of threads
last I saw we were invading the SS

>>27071781
What?

Nah.

That gets old fast.

>>27071696
>Respecting a frenchman

>>27071794
OH IS IT THAT GUY WHO WAS OBSESSING OVER US
I LIKE HIM

>>27071759
Eh, he's to powerless to be useful.
>>27071783
Nah.

>>27071794
He's a teacher who showed up in an omake a while ago.

He tried to hit on us, we drove him insane for laughs with our poison. That turned him yandere.

>>27071696
If we kill them before their release then they were the same as Di Roy and deserve to die.

>>27071822
I remember him
We should use him as a parrot

>>27071815
>Eh, he's to powerless to be useful.
All the more reason to try and get him killed, then use him as a test subject for the Risa Schrodinger Arrancar Creation Fasttrack™, which of course means that we just kill things and shove them down his throat until he levels up.

Of course that'd mean he'd still be at 'level 1' experience wise but thats something a little bit of training can take care of.

>>27071633

We should eat the cat girl, whole while she still lives/is bleeding out and conscious. She thinks we taste good? You don't tease to eat Risa fucking Schroedinger, she eats you and steals your voice.

Also if we eat her we can be a double cat...though eating another Arrancar, who we've told our scrubby students are people again might make then uneasy of us...sober shouldn't brag about how we increased our feline index.

>>27071877
Sounds like a lot more effort than it's worth.

>>27071877
We have been wanting to bust out the funnel, but is this really the best use of resources?

>>27071877
I like this idea
Does he know we obsess over a plant?

>>27071896
Eh, might as well keep her corpse around as fodder for scrubs.

>>27071896
Nah, we should use all the corpses to either repopulate the menos forest or level up the scrub adjucas.

>>27071896
Yeah
we ain't eating her
I say we nail her to a wall somewhere
surrounded by clocks
all off by a few seconds
we'll drive her mad the good ol fashioned way

>>27071926
and a VCR that won't stop blinking "12:00"


but seriously this>>27071923

gotta rebalance nature of Hueco and shit

>>27071956
if she can regenerate we should hack off her limbs
forever

>>27071926
>>27071995
We are way too lazy for that.

>>27072026
But it would be funny
eye ball stew for everyone
except rape sloth

>>27072045
I don't think anyone but us specialized in regeneration.

>>27072059
why is everyone else retarded?

>>27072059
We don't really know anything about these guys powers, one of them might have it.

>>27072083
They had better things to do/whatever that spear was that hit us in our gillian form allowed us to gain more power from eating things?

>>27072101
True, you'd think at least ONE of them would.

Probably the leader.

>>27072083
Because vastos get over twice as much XP to throw around compared to adjuchas. And regen is fucking expensive.

If they took regen at the same tier as us, they would have one other level 5 power and nothing else. Most likely, it would be their cero. So regen + cero. Not very good.

>>27072141
Also normally the best arrancar can do with high-speed regeneration is just limbs, muscles, and bone.

Organs are too complex.

Though since we ALSO maxed out shapeshifting, that's not really a problem for us.

Goddamn are we broken as shit.

>>27072195
Can we just declare ourselves god now
or do we have to wait until we have soul kings ass as a mantle peice

>>27072195
We'll be even more ridiculously broken when we get Weapons Grade Cero.

>>27072232
We're not that broken.

I'm pretty sure if we decided to allow Sin-Fin to reach MAXIMUM POWER she could kill us dead.

Also Captain Commander can solo us.

Quincy King might be a close match.

>>27072232
We're barely scrub angel level.

>>27072232
While we may be god tier defensively we still lack offense. WG Cero shouldfix that.

>>27072263
and we haven't even gotten to Satan yet.

we're pretty alright but we have a ways to go

>>27072295
Can we eat an angel

>>27072301
I don't think you can outfight Satan unless you're YHWH.

Which means we need to outsmart and outmaneuver him.

Which will be difficult, because we're kind of dumb.

>>27072329
And insane.

>>27072316
I doubt it.

And even if we could take one down, we wouldn't be able to get away before we were surrounded by reinforcements.

>>27072299
We lose go juice like a bitch while regenerating, we can't just keep doing it. Does let us survive otherwise fatal hits though.

From Dr. Gangsta's pastebin
>Inventions: (Level 1.)Hollow Gigai
>(Level 3) Hollow Mods: Jager

From Jager's pastebin
>The World is a vampire: Your spikes have been modified and can now drain go juice from your foes, after piercing them, and feeding it to you. As long as the spikes remain you can draw on their energy to heal yourself or buff your abilities.


We need to have Bastidores do some work on us.

>>27072388
We really don't need anyone's help to become insanely powerful.

Also how would mods even work for us now that our body is pretty much some protean nightmare?

>>27072388
>The World is a vampire
...is Jager Dio now?

>>27072353
we just need a corpse

>>27072388
That's awesome

We need to powerlevel our science bro

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For a moment it seems like not such a bad deal, after all you could be with people and not have to think so much. Wars, and conflict, and all that nonsense, how fun is it? You could just laugh and be happy and- He's french.

"You dirt eating frenchman." You mutter.

"What?" He asks confused.

"You filthy euro trash bloody arse fucking wanker!" You shout, your rage momentarily breaking you.

You leap forward as he starts asking " Nani o shite ima-" But your fist connects with his jaw sending him flying back a few feet, the crack of broken bones echoing through your mind.

"Yose!" He says something in his demonic tongue but you will have none of it as you sonido over, each step leaving imprints in the stone of your rage.

You slam your foot down in a drop kick while screaming in incoherent rage, his french like evil radiating as your hate becomes one with your being, your electricity arcing out as it aids in your fight. "That was for bending over for Hitler!" You explain, punching into his chest and hearing the french ribs cracking. "le crack" they say. Fucking french. He falls back, but barely manages to right himself and takes a knee. He doesn't get a moment to recover however.

You are already about a meter from him, flying through the air like a cannon of hate and wrath. You rake your claws across his french face as see several lines of blood as his hierro does nothing. He screams as you then spin and kick him again in his chest, his ribs little more than soft tender meat for you to destroy. "That is for Napoleon you cunt!" You shout and he flies the rest of the way across the room, slamming into the wall and cracking it in several spots.

"Kon, anata wa sore o okonatte iru!" He replies, his mad tongue no longer able to form proper language. He pulls out a rapier and commands "Bloom, Rosa." And he is covered in a pink light. It fades at once and he is now standing there naked apart from a large rose which envelops his bottom half.
(1/3?)

>>27072439
I think he might be maxed out?

The only reason we're not is because... plot?

Also protagonist.

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He flicks his blonde hair into the breeze and-

98

It doesn't matter. If the fucks you did not give were sands on a beach, the earth would have collapsed into a black hole under it's own mass. You grab his flowery reverse mandress and pull him back, then slam him into an unbroken part of the wall, ignoring the beautiful smell wafting towards you. It's a french smell, you know what they did. "This is for costing us the empire!" You shout while running along the wall with him still in it, dragging him along like some sort of plow.

"This is for the seven years war!" You explain pulling him out of the wall and slamming him into the ground, his body blackening in places, and his shoulder twisted awkwardly.

You grab him by his temples and see several small trails of blood sticking from his head to the floor as you start headbutting him, your skulls colliding with an unnaturally loud crashing sound. You do this for a few seconds before continuing. "This is for the War of the Austrian Succession!" You explain as he lets out a moan of pain.

You let go of his head and grab him by the ankle, quickly whipping him back and forth over your head like he were a cheap blanket or some sort of toy. "This is for siding with the dutch!" You proclaim.

He lifts his arm in feeble resistance as you slam him into the ground on your left side, and in response your mouth opens wide and your razor like teeth sink into his arm. He lets out a scream as you pull your head back and tear the arm free from the body and spit it out to the side, a fountain of french blood spilling all over the ground. "That is for helping the yanks!" You explain before grabbing him and slamming him into a stone spike your destruction created, impaling him in his abdomen.
(2/3)

>>27072449
Oh, so everyone is speaking Japanese normally.

Only we're too angry to remember how.

>>27072480
Ten out of ten, this was worth staying up till 4am for.

>>27072480
Nice to remember that we're completely insane.

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He coughs up blood, is internal organs now likely mostly pulp as his flower starts to wither and rot around him. "That was for making us clean up your mess in Europe; and this." You growl as you wrap two of your tails around his legs and put your arms on his wrists.

"Is for renting me a loft which was too drafty." You explain as you pull. You hear a tearing as his flesh rips, his mouth locked in a silent scream as the reality of what you are doing sinks in. There is a unique snapping sound as his spine finishes snapping in two and the pulpy mush his organs were fall out. You throw the top half of his body to one side and the bottom to another and you pant heavily, your rage over the french nearly all consuming.

You take a drag of the blunt your doctor gave you and look over the battlefield which has paused in awe of the destruction your have brought. "What? He was french." You offer as explanation.

"Watashi-tachi wa nani o sureba yoi?" You hear someone ask.

"Balls. Time out." You explain and start punching yourself on the temple. It takes a few good whacks but you manage to- Oh, sorry, there was. I thought sin-fin's clothes were going to- You know what, it doesn't matter. What did I miss? "Frenchman." You explain.

Almost as if on cue the battle resumes. The catgirl is smiling while looking at you and you lock eyes for a moment.

"You are really pretty without make up." She explains.

"Is she..." Like the teacher, yeah. "What teacher?" You ask. Cold blooded playa. "Don't say that." Sorry.

How do you want to fight?
[]Fight as many as you can, take the heat off your comrades
[]Go for a particular target
[Stay out of battle
[]Other, please specify

Also, 1d100 please. Best of first five

Rolled 91

>>27072532
>[x]Go for a particular target
catgirl

>>27072532
Can we look around to see what everyone else is doing?

Is there any one on the enemy side that isn't currently fighting anyone?

I don't want to give them time to do things.

>>27072532
>[]Go for a particular target
Catgirl. It's time for butt stuff

Rolled 92

>>27072532
Other
see if we can make the cat girl join us as an underling

>>27072587
Yes, I can give you that summary first if you want.

Rolled 3

>>27072599
>>27072532
Forgot to roll

>>27072532
>To Catgirl
"So are you the kind of obsessed where you'll do whatever I say, including immediately betray your allies?

Or are you more the kind where you want to rip off my skin and wear it as a suit?"

Rolled 22

>>27072532
"If I were you I'd swap sides. Both Me and Sin-Fin are much more than we appear, and significantly stronger than the Queen. You won't win"
What, its the most efficient way to win.

>>27072532
"are you ready to be degloved bodily?"

>>27072611
I'd like that.

Also might as well ask >>27072621
First, to see if she's interested in being a lackey.

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>>27072612
>>27072602
>>27072562

>>27072621
We can just regrow the skin

>>27072602
This is a bad idea. She has already betrayed Jager. How could we trust her?

Rolled 27

>>27072532
>[]Go for a particular target
Rip off Catgirl's ears. There can be only one.

>>27072611
Sure, let's see if anyone is having a hard time.

>>27072650
By giving her a coat of our skin
hell
give every one a risa skin coat
its the newest in hollow fashion

>>27072650
Yeah good point.

If no one needs to be bailed out, let's just finish what we started.

>>27072532
>"Is for renting me a loft which was too drafty."
...I really love these brief flashes of memory, especially because they won't be elaborated upon.

Rolled 50

>>27072650
>trust
>Hollow
I'm not sure you know how this works. Still, to answer your question, by being much stronger than her and ensuring she knows it. This is hollow politics 101.

>>27072648
We should totally give her a set of skin if she says yes.

Just too see the reactions of everyone else in the room. They were asking who we were, let's show 'em.

>>27072650
Did she ever even follow Jager, nofunigamis were just arrancaring hollows left and right. Plus, you gotta remember hollows all follow the strongest, which as we just demonstrated with frenchy is clearly us.

>>27072650
Eh, If we force her to swap sides we should be able to finish them off right quick with no losses.

>>27072722
So beat the shit out of her first, before attempting any negotiation?

Though that's a good point, she thought whoever was leading this little rebellion was stronger than Jager, otherwise she wouldn't have signed on.

>>27072737
Shall we get it embroidered with her name?

>>27072750
Pretty sure we already did the beating.

>>27072737
Do we really have time to rip our skin off?

>>27072757
Of course, wouldn't want anyone else taking it. They've gotta pay us if they want one.

GREAT ME- Is having a high flying lucha fight but with fire now. It is sort of amazing. The duck tail wearing man with impressive side burns has joined in now and THE GREAT ME is managing.

Lupinor Cannis is aiding Jager in dealing with savage dude.

Bastidores Furiosus is fighting the priest while pausing only to spit out rhymes.

Sin-Fin is fighting Insomnia

Make a wish is just hanging back and watching.

>>27072722
The problem is that while this type of logic works with the more rational hollows this girl is clearly batshit. How do we know should won't have a new obsession within a day? How do we know its not an act?

>>27072750
we may not need to if >>27072743 is righ

>>27072611
Can't hurt to see how everyone else is doing.

>>27072780
One clean rip, like taking off a shirt.

>>27072782
Sin-Fin is some one you don't have to worry about. GREAT ME would not really accept help. Jager is struggling, but is managing to fight the savage dude. Bastidores is holding on fairly well, not great but he seems more interested in testing his inventions than ending the fight.

>>27072814
depends on how catty she is, whether that will work.

If she's more cat than human it will, i think. But human skin is pretty well attached

>>27072781
Agreed, soon every hollow who has any kind of power will be waring a risa skin coat
>>27072791
skin coat
captcha: kgreeka skin

>>27072782
...As I thought.

Tell catgirl to sit in a corner and thing about what she's done. Or what she wants to do to us, whatever.

I don't want that sickly guy having time to think things.

>>27072826
What about the daughter?

>>27072780
We'd probably have some time to ourselves once we start. I sure as hell wouldn't wanna go near someone who was ripping off their own skin.

>>27072858
She is unseen, but you imagine the GREAT ME would not allow one of HIS children to be harmed.

>>27072858
She's helping Jager.

We don't care enough to notice more.

So attempt diplomacy with catgirl, failing that, destroy her.

If successful, target the leader and kill the shit out of him.

>>27072884
Lupinor is not the daughter. She's the fan coyote arrancar.

Seems we want to negotiate with the catgirl to stand down and then deal with the sickly looking guy?

>>27072925
Fuck no. Kill her.

>>27072925
Seems that way

>>27072925
Yeah why not.

>>27072925
I wanna kill the cat. No mutiny. Zero tolerance policy

>>27072826
Let's tango with catgirl then.

>>27072925
Sure. If she doesn't stand down we can just murder her of course.

>>27072782
Right then, rip skin off, tell catgirl to take it and sit in the corner for a while. We can get to her later and it works as a distraction.

Then go geek Make a Wish

>>27072925
Yup

>>27072925
Eh, if it takes more than ten seconds for her abject surrender, it's not worth it.

>>27072925
yes

>>27072925
Also offer her a skin coat

>>27072925
more or less yeah.

>>27072925
Please just kill her.
Let's diplo make a wish. Dude doesnt seem to interested in fightingm

>>27072925
We can give her a Schrödinger skin suit.

It might keep her occupied for a while and we can go help Jaeger

>>27072957
The skin thing is unbelievably retarded. I wouldn't have a problem doing it later, but here in the middle of battle for some bitch that just bit us and isn't even on our side yet? Not to mention it will waste a fucking ton of juice to do it.

>>27072925
But don't try too hard, we're not desperate.

It's just that though we were initially getting all worked up to destroy her, it won't be nearly as satisfying as what we did to that French chump.

>>27072925
DEATH is the only option.

>>27072975
>>27072993
>>27072957
None of this, we do not have time to rip our skin off.

>>27072925
If she doesn't jump at the opportunity and turn on sick guy immediately, we rip her head off.

>>27072989
You realize that that's because he's the leader right?

He's the one who's done all the talking and is the only one hanging back.

>>27072925
No diplomacy, only death.

>>27073025
then we'll do it later
give a risa skin coat to our allies
we need to tan our internal bits anyways

>>27072957
Anything but this.

>>27073032
Pretty much.

>>27072925
No murder her, can't trust her

>>27073049
>>27073020
Eh, I'm pretty sure our murderboner is sadly flaccid for now, until someone does something that fills us with inexplicable rage.

>>27073061
we can't trust anyone

>>27073061
From what we can tell she's as trustworthy as any from, in that if we prove we're strongest we'll have no problem.

>>27072925
Why is this even a vote? Kill her. It's simply not worth the time for such a shitty level character.

>>27073061
Dude, how is this at all different than how we recruited The Great Me?

She's not even the one who challenged Jager, she's just working with people who have.

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>skin coat ideas

we crazy. Not retarded.

we gotta take this shit seriously. Stop a mudhole in the in New Court's ass and walk it dry. No survivors.

Have you forgotten the prophecy of Jaeger's (possible) death?

no more dead bros!

>>27073114
even
I just counted
Sparing her is winning

>>27073116
The Great Me got it. He was interesting and insightful.

Catgirl is a dumb bitch that bit us and may or may not be a weird yandere.

>>27072925
Okay new plan.

We beat the shit out of her.

If she's good enough to not die, then we keep her.

If not, oh well.

>>27073133
we take nothing seriously
except the late plant bro

>>27072925
No. Anihillate her then move to support Jaeger

>>27072925
Kill her and take her skin

>>27073184
I guess we could bail Jager out, since she's already tired out and isn't bullshit strong like we are.

>>27072925
Spare her.

>>27073207
>Lupinor Cannis is aiding Jager in dealing with savage dude.
Jager's already got help, she should be fine.

>>27073228
Lupi is weak as shit.

>>27073228
Lupinor is a Gilleon

an LT could kill her. and she's our only source of water.

Do you want a water park or not?

Seems trying to convince her to simmer down then taking care of the sick dude won by a touch. And no skin coat.

>>27072925
It really depends on whatever is faster.

>>27073254
yep

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>>27073260

>>27073254
Alright, let's see if she has a brain in that head of hers.

>>27073251
>>27073243
Her Ultima Cero is a pretty scary ability though. Its blatantly based on the Final Gesuga Tensho, just without the need for a crappy useless story arc.

>>27073254
Ugh

>>27073293
... You're kidding, right? I would have no problem letting her hit us with one of those. Free shot. It would not do shit.

>>27073254
Fucking why...

>>27073293

that can only be used once.

>Última Cero: By combining your cero, minion and ice affinity you can unleash an attack that is far beyond what you should be capable of. However once you use this attack you are forcibly returned to your sealed state and are unable to release until you have fully recovered.

>>27073300
>>27073343
Because sickly guy might actually be strong and we'll need everything we've got.

Also because it's really hard to enjoy killing the catgirl for being a catgirl after we killed Frenchy for being French.

Do you really think we have it in us for two rants in a row?

Sometimes I wonder if Azure just saves the ability sets and uses the same ones for every bad guy until one of them manages to stay alive long enough to actually do something.

>>27073354
>Far beyond what you should be capable of.
Its an all or nothing throw of the dice, that allows her to punch above her weight class. For a Gillian in a battle of Adjucas, its actually a pretty good ability for her.

>>27073371
Still, if she turns down our generous offer, she's dead.

>>27073400
We have not really had a recurring antagonist problem, have we?

>>27073408
Agreed. She hops ship on the rebels or she goes the way of Frenchy.

>>27073439
Also even if she joins us, we might as well hold an "audition" to see if she's worth keeping around.

>>27073460
We didn't do that for the great me
what are you racist?

>>27073468
Great Me passed his audition preemptively by getting just how fucked up this whole place is.

>>27073468
Yeah we did, we beat him into unconsciousness didn't we?

>>27073500
>>27073515
I thought we just decided to let him live because he was fucking awesome

>>27073515
Her audition can be fighting her former comrades. Or the Quincies.

>>27073534
Pretty much. Which brings us back to the present situation. Catgirl is not awesome. She's annoying.

>>27073563
You lost the vote.

>>27073563
She was able to bite us in our released form.

But you do have a point.

She should at least be able to give us one good reason not to destroy her.

>>27073254
on the way to the sick dude can we throw a few punches into the guy Jag's is duking it out with? Don't want to watch a self fulfilling prophecy come true and she dies.

That or get Bastidores to throw an invention or two her way to support her.

>>27073605
It won't be against a scrub like that, it'll be against the true ruler of hueco mundo or whatever.

>>27073623
meh, still don't want to see her take to many hits. After all, she is the "king". We should yell at her saying something like

"Hey, Jager-bombs! Aren't you the king of this wonderland? Stop dicking around with that guy and fight like the ruler you're supposed to be!"

Should be motivational enough to get her to step up her game and not struggle so much. (Or it throws her off and she gets hurt more)

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I stumbled across this when I was browsing /x/.

>>27073770
Yeah but too much and we might indicate that we have no confidence in her.

How about we just murder everyone involved in this sad attempt at a coup and move on with our lives?

>>27073958
Eh whatever.

I'd really like to relax in a sense of smug satisfaction about how we totally killed that guy.

But maybe the sickly dude will really anger us as well.

>>27070769
Love this one... its my new background

>>27073958
Yeah, no one from the newbie squad has really impressed me where I want to say "LETS KEEP 'EM". Kill them. They'll be practice for the Quicy genocide.

>>27073958
>>27074027
We've already gone over this. Please stop complaining.

>>27073958
Murder is always good, yes.

>>27074027
>Love this one... its my new background
Glad you like it.

For fucks sake will you people stop whining?

>>27073958
to late
YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE FUTURE

>>27074068
What's done is done

>>27074040
Yeah, I know you want to save the cute yandere cat girl for no real reason aside from the fact she has ears and MIGHT listen to us and not backstab us.

Doesn't mean I can't express my lack of interest in the noob squad or the fact I'd like to see them all dead.

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"You good, you bastion of butt related things?" You ask glancing up as the battle rages around you. Yeah, no, yes. Maybe. Could you really do anything if I wasn't? "Fair." You reply as you go over to the cat girl from before.

You have a brief mental debate about sparing her, killing her, tearing off your own skin(A terribly impractical thing that) but decide to spend a few seconds trying to convince her to maybe not attack you. "Hey, er, random cat like person." You start, like the smooth mutha fucker you are.

"Lola Laluna." She replies still smiling.

"Right, strange cat person. Are we going to fight or can I just go over there and take care of that sick looking guy?" You ask and she thinks on it for a second before smiling wider.

"Okay. I will just take pictures" She answers.

"Pictures?" You prompt and she tilts her head without blinking, widening her eyes more in that creepy way some Asians do.

"For the collection." She answers.

Problem solved. "Problem solved." You agree before rushing over to the sickly looking man. You duck under an errant cero, sliding on the floor, them getting back to your feet in one motion as you stop in front of him. He coughs for a few moments before smiling. "Very impressive fight. I expected nothing less from a Vasto Lorde much like-" He starts but you frown.
(1/4?)

>>27074341
It's more just because she's not worth the energy.

>>27074343
>I expected nothing less from a Vasto Lorde much like-
OH BOY

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"Time out." You say before jogging over to where you stood before.

You run again and slide, getting greater distance and adding in a little flip at the end, landing on your feet in a stop in front of him. You look at him expectantly but he just continues. "Yes, a vasto lorde just like me should be able to-"

"Bloody hell, did you not see that slide? Hold on, I will do it again." You reply, stomping back over to where you were and getting a running dash. You use sonido and manage to get a good speed before sliding, however the slippery properties of the floor see to wear off as you nearly get there and you go into a spinning slide and slam into the wall. "Everything went wrong." You point out as you get back up and dust yourself off.

"R-Right. As I said, it is very impressive you managed to notice I was taking my time, planning on fighting you one on one as fellow vasto lordes who-" He starts but is silent as you kick him in the face. You send him back with his nose at a funny angle as you tilt your head. He spits out teeth and glares at you furious. "You whore, you dare-" He starts.

You step in and deliver a strong punch to his stomach which takes him half a meter off the ground then you deliver a strong haymaker to the same spot you kicked and he flies back, past the rap fighting and below the sky of fire which is the ceiling. You blink as he coughs and spits up bloody white chunks of teeth. "Uh. Huh. I sort of expected, I dunno, more? Yeah, you probably aren't a vasto lorde unless- I see! Your tails itch some times and so you go to scratch it, discover how nice it feels, then lose a day or so to it?" You ask and the man coughs as he tries to get up.

"I-I don't know what you- a sign of vasto? Maybe sometimes I might if I had them but-" He mumbles as he stands.

Did you just call him a wanker? "I just called him a wanker and made him admit it!" You laugh. Nice.
(2/4?)

>>27074040
Give one reason to not kill her.

>>27074343
FUCK FUCK FUCK she has the ability to control an environment that she watches. We debated this very power with camera's, pictures, etc. She can edit reality as long as she keeps a visual of it!

>>27074341
I dunno

I think she's quirky. Not as insane as Risa, but getting there. Like a pet cat.

>>27074396
Not worth the expenditure of energy.

Unlikely to be very fun.

Who wants to kill someone liable to compliment your technique while you're murdering them?

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"I wasn't going to do this until the others killed your friends, but no more. Die and devour, muerte.' he commands and you see his body get coated in a cloak of shadows, surrounded by a swarm of insects. The bugs fly out and latch onto the dead hollows who swarmed you before and the dead frenchman before biting down. The bodies turn into a black smoke and fill in the cloaked man's body. "I am samael, the only true vasto lord within Hueco Mundo, for my power has no limits. I am the king of death!" He explains with a shout and you feel his go juice grow exponentially.

"And you." He growls, his voice resonating. "Are on my throne." He explains as a sudden wave of black flies towards Jager. She sees it in time and almost sonidos away, but swears when Lupinor doesn't move. She grabs Lupinor Canis and fires her on a spike clear of the wave before grabbing the savage looking man and pulling him in close. Her face momentarily flashes in pain and you see drops of blood fall in-between the two of them but she doesn't let go, and instead spins him around to take the wave of black.

A sickening smell fills the room as it strikes and you see the savage man go pale, then his skin cracks, then his eyes wither into nothing, and then he turns to bones, and then he rots away fully, making Jager take the tail end of the strike. She goes pale and falls over, blood covering her front and a large hole in her stomach, but it seems she managed to avoid the worst of the blast.

"Everyone dies!" The 'Hollow of death' shouts before throwing a wave towards you.

92

However attacking your comrade gave you a chance to study the attack. You leap over the blast and throw out a wave of gravity in response which forces the robed being's knees to buckle. You kick into the darkness of his robe over and over, your kicks barely connecting with something when you infuse your strikes with go juice. You fire balas at him hoping for a better response and get it.
(3/4)

>>27074420
Yes
exactly

>>27074343
>"Lola Laluna."
Well, we can't let somebody with a stupid name like that live. Unless she gets rid of it and comes up with a proper name.

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Thick, noxious smelling trails of black smoke exit his body as he leaps towards you and a blade is suddenly in his hands. You manage to dodge and note the blade is like a great-sword made of a maggot nest, if maggots were six feet long with razor lined bodies and teeth. He continues swinging, but you decide getting hit with that is probably a bad idea and make sure to spend your time dodging fully. Your idea is considered good as you see the places he hit seem to be melting from some sort of acid. He fires off a bala, which you counter with your own, however his go juice seems inexhaustible as he fires a torrent of power.

What's the plan chief?
[]Go juice seems to connect. Infuse body with go juice and keep wearing him down.
[]No time, cero the crap out of him.
[]Electricity hasn't been tried yet. Maybe it will be super effective?
[]Other, please specify

Another round of 1d100s please. Best of first five
(4/4)

>>27074465
I like it
Besides
every evil organization needs someone called lola

Rolled 99

>>27074475
Let's try a Cero.

Rolled 42

>>27074475
>[x]No time, cero the crap out of him

Rolled 10

>>27074475
I want to scream "BY THE POWER IF TESLA DIEEEEEEEE"
however I doubt it will work
so
time to cero the ever loving fuck out of him

Rolled 28

>>27074475
>[]No time, cero the crap out of him.

Rolled 8

>>27074511
Christ.

>>27074511
...Time to get angry that he dared hurt our Wolfbro?

>>27074511
He's going to be missing a chunk of face.

>>27074511
Welp, gotta agree with that roll. Cero. Apply directly to the forehead! Cero. Apply directly to the forehead!

>>27074511
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SnMGE5czVY
welp
he's dead

>>27074441
So She wont be fun therefore we dont kill her? What?

>>27074531
Because he dared wounded our friend.

Or if we're incapable of friendship, the next best thing.

>>27074475
can we do an electric cero/bala?

if so, that

else, cero the crap out of him because Jaegerbombs is bleeding out if Lupinor Ice Machine didn't freeze her wounds

>>27074563
Killing her isn't likely to be very fun.

So sick guy actually isn't a pissant.

Huh.

>>27074606
Well obviously.

>>27074606
He is the most pretty boy. Therefore he is the most powerful.

Who am I to question the dice gods? Cero to the everything coming up.

>>27074661
They hate the French.

Also people hurting Jager.

Actually slightly more than they hate the French.

>>27074661
Pandora or regular?

I mean, I don't think we've ever even used a non-Pandora cero. But it's still worth asking.

>>27074661
AZURE

CERO GUN KATA

DO IT

>>27074661
Can we get that one close combat perk for our second form as well?

>>27074694
God that really says something about risa if all she uses is the reality raping cero

>>27074694
Pandora lightning gravity cero because 99.
>>27074697
We have no guns to kata.
>>27074703
Are you asking if we can buy it right now? I save buying to the end to speed things along

>>27074730
Ah alright.

I was just considering the possibility that Samael might necessitate our using that second transformation.

>>27074730
>Pandora lightning gravity cero because 99.
Shhh. Can you hear it? It's the sounds of demons lubing up to fist the barriers between this dimension and hell.

>>27074730
...Well we must REALLY be displeased with him.

Also I think we inadvertently destroyed Las Noches.

>>27074730
Normally I'd agree, but no one disagrees with the choice, and it will allow us to actually use a massive subset of abilities, which might prove useful, if only for dramatic effect.

>>27074772
It sounds like laughter
and explosions
and smells of fertilizer
and battery acid

>>27074772
>>27074777
Whoops

On the upside, ain't nobody gon' fuck with us after this.

>>27074694
We have regular cero? I thought once we upgraded it to Pandora all our ceros were Pandoras. We have bala for quick shots anyway.

Shit like this is why I want World Breaker.

Sure WG cero is more damage over time, but who can resist the allure of HUEHUEHEUEGE explosions?

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>>27074730
>We have no guns to kata.
Not true.

We have fingerguns.

>>27070462
>not even looking at the totally bitching picture you drew of yourself jamming with David Bowie, Freddie Mercury, Mick Jagger, Sting, and Jimmy Page on the back of it.

Stinking of lolrandumb to me.

>>27074828
I want to see Lola's pictures of this reality raping attack

>>27074839
Don't see why we couldn't turn our cero down a notch and do a normal cero.

>>27074828
Which is good because we're probably exhausted.

>>27074864
I'm in agreement.

Sometimes you just want to REALLY kill something.

>>27074864
Shunko is such a bad-ass visual look though.

>>27074996
Already have lightning bursting out of us.

>>27074864
If we want HUEHUEHUGE explosions we just go to America and steal some nukes. Or make some ourselves.

>>27075021
1) World Breaker > Nukes
2) Going to America = getting swarmed by angels.

>>27075050
Weapons Grade is flat out better at killing things though, in addition to being infinitely more cost-efficient, and if we want to fly with the angels so to speak we'll need every advantage we can get.

Besides if we want to blow things up we've got Black Hole Buster Cero, boosted with a WG Cero discharge.

>>27074868
Get thee hence foul scum.

>>27075021
One day we'll go to America, wearing the ugliest Hawaiian shirt and take lots of pictures. Not of landmarks or wonderful scenery, but several fat people in our search to find the world's fattest American.

But until the day we can travel across borders without getting accosted by harp playing bible thumpers from above, we'll just have to settle for Mexican ghost desert, random Japanese City, and 19th Century Japanese ghetto heaven

>>27075128

You could just go back to Reddit.

>>27075111
Dont forget what we get when we upgrade lighting fully.

>>27075142
Don't forget the internet.

>>27075142
I'm pretty sure technically all of Japan is open to us.

It's just that we've never gone anywhere because we're lazy?

>>27075167
Weapons Grade Lightning Black Hole Buster Cero.

>>27075169
It's 1997.