>>27068016

"But anyways, how did you not hear it, man?" you ask Cedric. "Quirrel kind of ripped the back train car into pieces, when he and Snape were duking it out. I was there - it was LOUD!"

"The traincars are silenced," Tonks interrupts. "No sound in, no sound out. Not unless the windows are open. Now shush - Dumbledore's about to speak, and his speeches are always good."

Before you have an opportunity to reply to Tonks, you hear the gentle clang of silver tapping against crystal. You turn towards the staff table, and see Dumbledore making his way to the dias. You...
>Pay rapt attention to his speech.
>Whisper with Illya about what the implications of his speech are, as he talks.
>Ask Tonks what's so great about his speeches.
>[OTHER]

Harry James Potter

[ATTRIBUTES]

[4] Strength - D+ "You're a wiry lad, built for speed more than strength."
[9] Agility - A "You're fast on your feet and quick with your reflexes"
[6] Endurance - C+ "You're cousin's made sure you can take a beating."
[8] Intelligence - B+ "You're no genius, but you're smarter than most."
[7] Luck - B "You've got better luck than most."
[9] Circuit Quality (CQ) - A [13 Prana per Circuit]
[8] Circuit Quantity (CC) - B+ [26 Circuits, four of which have been opened]

Magic Circuits Open - 4/26
Prana Available - 52/52
Wounds - 0/6

[SKILLRATINGS]

[11] Academics (Mundane) [INT] - D
[10] Academics (Magecraft) [INT] - E+
[9 (11)] Academics (Wizarding) [INT] - E (D)
[13] Acrobatics [AGI] - D+
[10] Athletics [END] - D+
[13] Capioera [AGI] - D+
[13] Cooking [AGI] - D+
[10] Craft (Mystic Codes) [INT] - E+
[11] Discernment - D
[10] Mystic Eye Lore [LCK] - D
[10] Origin Magic [CQ] - E
[11] Reinforcement [CQ] - E+
[12] Stealth [AGI] - D
[9] Wandlore [CQ] - F

[TRAITS]

Spiteful - Your stealth rating increases by 2 when you're out for revenge.
Compassionate - Your healing spells cure one additional wound.

[PERKS]

Devil's Luck - You may temporarily reduce your luck attribute by 1 step to negate a critical hit against you.

Practiced Runner - Your Athletics rating is increased by 2 when running.

Multitasker I - Multitasking penalties to skill checks are reduced by 1.

Mystic Eyes of Death Perception - You see the Death of things, and deal additional wounds when using a knife.
[LEAST] - You can discern the difference between lines of concepts and lines of objects, allowing you to choose which to cut.

Mystic Eye Focus - You've grown accustomed to the use of your [MYSTIC EYES], and have unlocked it's [LEAST] secondary power.

Parseltongue - You possess the ability to understand and speak the language spoken by snakes and certain other reptiles.

True Magic Innoculation - Penalties for True Magic vs Sanity decrease by 2.

??? - ???

Wand of Maple and Dryad - You heal one additional wound when using Wand Magic to heal.

Spellcraft for Squibs - Up to rank B, add 1 rank to your Academics (Wizarding). Up to rank C, add 2 tanks.

The Threefold Spear - A spear that can take the form of a staff, a baton, a Hasta, a Lancea, and a Verutum.

??? - A dagger that, apparently, only you can perceive.

Mirror Phone - Your first mystic code, it is a clamshell mirror connected to a matching mirror you gave to Illya, allowing you to secretly communicate and stir up all kinds of ruckus.

MARTIN MIGGS Omnibus - Increases Fun Rating to A+.

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>Mystic Eyes of Death Perception

Shiki can kill servants, but can he see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch?

>>27068018
>Whisper with Illya about what the implications of his speech are, as he talks.

We exhausted our reserve of rapt attention when we were silent during the sorting.

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>>27068062
Is it because their lines of death take a majestic and art like form?

>>27068018
>>Pay rapt attention to his speech.

>>27068018
>>Pay rapt attention to his speech.
Always good to know what a wants-to-be chessmaster is saying, if only for the things left out.

Ask what's so great about his speeches

>>27068018
>>Whisper with Illya about what the implications of his speech are, as he talks.

>>27068018
>[OTHER]
>start playing firetruck with Illya

if ya know what I mean

>>27068018

Let's listen. This guy's in charge of a system that lets him put a telepathic hat on literally everyone. He probably knows some stuff if we're clever enough to listen

>>27068145
dude, we're eleven. and illya is a little sex demon, shed be down but we wouldnt.

waiting 5 years is gonna be a bitch

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>>27068145

You lost me.
Too lewd.
Pic related.

>>27068167
Again, you're retarded. Nobody has to wait. It just has to occur by the end of the given time frame.

>>27068115
This.
Kirie's taught us better than this.

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>>27068145
FIRST YEARS SHOULD NOT BE THINKING SUCH THOUGHTS!

>>27068018
>Pay rapt attention to his speech.

Discuss speech with Ilya afterwards. Think being raised by Kerry gave Ilya a good bullshit-ometer?

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>>27068229
You know you want to, though.

>>27068239
i support this

>>27068145

As funny as that would be this isn't the time nor place.

>>27068319
maybe in a few years we can pull this during a speech. its always funny making them stay quiet

Deploying bullshit detector.
>Pay rapt attention to his speech.

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>>27068180
>>27068229
>>27068319
Its always the time.......

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>Prepare to point out inaccurate statements with a concise declaration

>>27068018
>Pay rapt attention to his speech.
I wonder if his speech will look interesting like with our glasses off. Death of Concepts, and all...

>>27068145
Making blaringly loud attention-getting noises while zooming along at breakneck speeds?

>>27068414
I'm sure she'd have forgotten all about the color red by the time you finished the sentence.

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>>27068432
>Making blaringly loud attention-getting noises while zooming along at breakneck speeds?
... dammit, that didn't actually get rid of the entendre, and I'm discovering to my horror that there's nothing I can say that will.

>>27068480
Considering Harry just got turned on by the thought of rituralistic summoning of eldrich horrors for sake of power? I don't think that statement would have gotten far

>>27068477
>Harry, GREEN LIGHT, GREEN LIGHT!!!!
>Illya......thats not how the game go.....OH!

>>27068523
pretty sure illya would be playing the firetruck and wed be the one getting raped. now i will be forever cautious of her doing this during his speeches

I wanna see with the mystic eyes, what's going on when he speaks.

>>27068018
>Whisper with Illya about what the implications of his speech are, as he talks.
because who didnt re-enact MST3000 when principles gave boring speeches while they were in school

>Pay attention to the Chessmaster

>>27068563
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV4GsIe7Kvw
Oh dear, that would be kinda silly.

I lol at the sexy jokes just as much as anyone else, but listening to a bunch of eleven year olds talk about tentacle rape and pregnancy just gives me the shivers.

Can we either tone it down, or retcon the ages up a bit? Because I worked with some 11 year olds in a tutoring program and they are really unaware of that aspect of life, and imagining them talking about it is just wrong.

>>27068721
Enzbern family is a healthy environment for children.

>>27068721
I was aware of these concepts at eleven or so.

>>27068721
Wow, you must be new.

>>27068721
well sucks to be them then, educate em, at that age I was fully aware of sex and cusious towards that subject

>>27068773
Murican puritans strike again.

>>27068758
You and me both, mate...though my hitting puberty at 10 and my parents getting internet at the same time might have hurried that along a bit...ah, the days when I thought it was called "rope porn"...truly, youth is characterized by innocence, no?

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When the hell did this stuff come back? I thought OP died a few months ago. Fucking hell, someone catch me up really quick so I can make good contributions, I liked this quest, glad to see OP's back in business.

>>27068797
My careless and whimsical sadism was a high point in life. I grew up to be a depressed cynic and all my druggy friends moved away so I have nobody to buy anything off right now, and I don't want to go outside and find more people.

>>27068806
>Fucking hell, someone catch me up really quick so I can make good contributions
Archive link's in the OP; tangents and derails are frequent, so just keep searching for Nrvnqsr's tripcode and you'll be good to go relatively quickly.

>>27068790
nah, an yuropoor

>>27068806
Just check the archives, bro. It's only been, like, six threads since we started again.

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"Good evening everyone!" Dumbledore's speaking voice is subtly different than it was, that time that you talked to him in Dr. Zelretch's office. It's far more grandfatherly. Lighter and gentler than it was, as if a burden had been raised off of his shoulders. "Welcome to another wonderful year at Hogwarts. Now that we have all filled ourselves on the splendid work of our kitchen staff, I have a handful of announcements that need to be made before the School Year begins in earnest.

"Some of you may have noticed that there is an empty seat at the Staff table this year," He says, gesturing to the empty chair between Severus and the cool old lady. "Unfortunately, Professor Quirrel passed away late this afternoon at the tail end of a most grave and terrible series of events. Luckily, Professor Snape has volunteered to take up the position of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor for the remainder of this year.

"Taking his place as Potions Master will be an old colleague of mine, a fellow student of Nicholas Flamel and far more skilled alchemist than I." Dumbledore declares. "Unfortunately, he will not be with us for a number of days, as he could not make arrangements to travel from his home in Bulgaria on such short..."

There is a crash, the sound of the two great wooden doors at the far end of the hall. In the frame, a man whose age you can't quite place - he could be anywhere from his early twenties to well within his late sixties. A delicate and thin man, dressed in an outfit of white and violet that would not have been out of place on a gentleman from 1800s Austria. Honestly, he looked like a slightly more masculine version of Mrs. Irisviel, albeit with harsher lines on his face and -completely lacking- her air of innocence.

Flanking him are two women wearing what you can only assume is a maid outfit. It has the coloration right, but you aren't entirely sure what to make of the pointy... head scarves?... that they are wearing.

>Field too long

>>27068806
we boarded the train, found snape's corpse, quirrel avoodle kadoovled us, it didn't work, we killed him, fell in the lake, talked to cthul-you know what, just go read the archive.

>>27068806
ehh, read the archives. im not sure where it left off but basically we just got sorted into huffelpuff, we've been romancing the shit outta illya (whos a superfreak), we killed the towelhead voldy supporter (who had just incapacitated snape) after he hit us with the death curse cause we raged that he might kill illya, and we found an asewsome kraken bro in the lake

>>27068860

"My apologies, Albus!" the mysterious stranger declares to the room. "I hope I'm not interrupting the feast. I would have been here earlier, but my daughter went into labor right when I got your message, so I couldn't leave then and there." His eyes brighten. "Little Ferdinand makes... twenty seven grandchildren, now. Have yours started to exist yet, old chap?"

You notice Illya's eyes widen in happiness at seeing this fellow. You wonder who he might be.

"...notice." Albus shakes his head as the newcomer speaks. "No, I should be the one apologizing, Acht, I just told the children that you weren't to be expected for a few days..." He pauses. "Ahem... allow me to introduce the new Potions Master, Doctor Jubstacheit von Einzbern."

You...
>Roll your eyes as Illya springs from your lap and goes and makes a scene.
>Attempt to prevent Illya from making a scene [Roll 3d6].
>Grin as Illya charges up to greet her beloved grandfather.
>Boggle at how the rumored "Old Man Acht" looks so young.
>[OTHER]

>>27068861
snape's alive

>>27068816
Not an unfamiliar tale atall, mate. Just remove "druggy" and replace "buy anything off of" with "hang out with". Last ex kind of knocked me off the social horse, so to speak, at a rather inopportune time.

>>27068875
what you said and what i said are not mutually exclusive

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>>27068721
Don't forget, Harry knows Iri and she IS Illya's dear sweet mommy. Iri is.... Well eccentric is putting it lightly. The girls so happy, energetic, and naieve that it's truly endearing.

It also means she's likely to divulge to her young daughter knowledge she really shouldn't have yet, because it's just so fun to talk about this sort of thing with your daughter!

>>27068875
Of course he's alive, he's fucking Snape. Dude thinks like a PC he's got backup plans for days.

>>27068872
>>Grin as Illya charges up to greet her beloved grandfather.
>Boggle at how the rumored "Old Man Acht" looks so young.

Rolled 5, 3, 4 = 12

>>27068872
>attempt to prevent illya from making a scene
do not let her go harass her grandfather

>>27068872
We have to know. Ask Acht directly. Risk the info dump.

>>27068872

>Grin as Illya charges up to greet her beloved grandfather

>>27068872
>Grin as Illya charges up to greet her beloved grandfather.

then join her and proceed to tell him we'll be marrying illya and giving him great grand-children within the next decade

>>27068872
>Roll your eyes *and* grin as Illya gets up and goes.

>>27068872
>Boggle at how the rumored "Old Man Acht" looks so young.

then,

>Grin as Illya charges up to greet her beloved grandfather.

>>27068872
>>Grin as Illya charges up to greet her beloved grandfather.
Maybe go meet him as well, might as well get it over with now and at least partly on our terms, instead of being called.

>>27068872
>Introduce self to grandparent.

Gotta get in good with the WHOLE family, y'know.

>>27068936

pls no.
>roll eyes as illya springs etc. etc.

>>27068931
Agreed, but not yet. We'll have the whole year for asking him questions, bro. No need to ruin his dramatic entrance and reunion with Illya.

>>27068893
Mutually exclusive? of course, its snape

But just to clarify, it wasnt snapes corpse that we found, it was some random dude. snape was in aeriel combat with towelhead dude

>>27068872
>Grin as Illya charges up to greet her beloved grandfather.
>Giggle as you realize Hufflepuff now has a teacher that will hand out points like candy

>>27068721
It's supposed to be disconcerting.

Iri is not the type of person who should be teaching children about the birds and the bees. She gets too caught up about what she's into, and glosses over the actual mechanics of the act. Thus, both of her children have a very warped perspective, and know a bit too much about the wrong things.

Unfortunately, in Illya's case, like mother like daughter, so what scarred young Harry's mind got Illya over her repulsion of the entire concept.

(But consider it toned down. That's probably the heaviest it's going to be for the next IC year or three).

>>27068966
Okay, you're right. I think Kerry legally adopted us, though, and Iri and Ilya both are shipping hard, so we still have to get to know him, later.

>>27068974
we're gonna win both cups now huh?

>>27068872
Old man fucking Acht is a teacher at Hogwarts!? Provided he isn't a death eater I'm feeling pretty damned bad for the enemy. If he is well, shit, that's gonna be LOADS of fun to deal with. Homnucli army and an powerful intelligence gathering capabilities are nothing to scoff at, and he's a damn good nasuverse-type magus to boot...

>Grin as Illya charges up to greet her grandfather

If only you knew how you are but a tool to him Illya, if only you knew...

>>27068981
those three years could go by in like 4 threads

>>27068998
He doesn't care. He got the Grail in the Fourth War, and the Fifth won't come about for half a decade. She's his loving grand-daughter right now.

>>27069024
>decade
Century, rather.

>>27069024
Still a tool. Gotta remember that Acht plots like a motherfucker. Hell he kept Kerry around after his victory, good at intel gathering and can "remove" people if need be very effectively.

>>27069057
Possibly, but I think Illya's main use as 'tool' would be ensuring she gets married to Harry, thus binding the von Einzberns to one of the most influential families of the wizarding world.
As evil Nasuverse plots go, it's not too bad.

>>27069057
just cause he's smart enough to remain in power doesnt mean he doesnt still have his humanity and love. though i havent seen F/SN and he isnt in F/Z

>>27069109
Assuming we go Ilya route.

>>27069140
We're pretty much locked in.

>>27069140
we are allready pretty deep in Ilya route

Rolled 4, 2, 6 = 12

No wait. Acht brought maids with him. Illya isn't charging her grandfather she's charging the maids.
>prevent Illya from making a scene

>>27069124
What? He's in F/Z and basically doesn't appear in F/SN.

> Grin as Ilya charges up

>>27068998

Sure, she's a tool, but I suspect his plans for her at this point are "Make sure she gains the Emiya crest and passes it on to a future Einzbern child". She's the child of the man who won the grail war for them and appears to be on her way to becoming gifted in her own right. If Kiritsugu's wish means that in this world an Einzbern cam again achieve the Third, that could turn out to be her, or one of her children.

It's almost unthinkable for a magus to throw that away when it costs so little to keep her around and happy. She's safe so long as she doesn't enter into open rebellion or something.

Mental note: never encourage Ilya to enter into open rebellion ever.

>>27069109
Indeed. At least that's a plot we kind of want to go through given how we've been romancing Illya (how can ya not, such a great girl).
I really hope she doesn't become a Grail Core.

>>27069124
He doesn't make many official appearances, but the overall gist of his character is that he's old (older than he should be, alchemy is extending his lifespan), can plot pretty damned effectively, and is very much a typical magus. And you know what that means.

Yeah, can still love, but end goal is still Akasha. All other concerns, secondary.

>>27069153
Giggity.
>>27068872
Voting for >Grin as Illya charges up to greet her beloved grandfather.

>>27069145
>>27069153
I think Kirei route is a possibility, especially if Ilya dies.

>>27069158
The Einzbern Maid dress doesn't trigger Ilya's fetish. Only the more traditional french maid outfit.

>>27069109

That's true! Great grandkids who are part Einzbern, part Emiya, part Potter? That can't hurt his plans any.

>>27069169
I think he mainly got that jaded and 'typical magus' because Avenger fucked everything up in the third Grail War, which never happened in this universe.

>>27069195
Let's hope that's true, but he's going to have to prove that to me first. I am not easy to convince, I don't trust him, at all.

>>27069184
Harry ends up losing his virginity when Ilya catches him in a french maid outfit after being pranked by the Weasley twins.

>>27069219
Once he's 15 or so, fund it. Let's not go the lolicon route here.

>>27069216
Oh yeah, I completely agree, we're going to be watching him like a hawk and probably also sending regular status updates to Kerry.

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>>27069228

>>27069228
Yep. Gotta make sure Harry and Ilya survive until then.

>>27069242
>kerry is probably gonna be wondering what in the fuck is going on after the first year because of the fact that acht is here and we managed to kill a badguy before we even started the semester.

>>27069216

Oh, god, no. We don't TRUST Acht. We stay respectful, we keep on good terms with Ilya, iri, and Kerry, and we are a potential resource and ally. Of COURSE he's going to use us if he can.. He's a magus. We know that, he knows we know that.

What we want to do is keep an eye on him and get him thinking of us as being in his plus column. If it's in the best interests of the Einzberns for Harry to be alive and happy, old man Acht is going to see to it that Harry has opportunities to stay alive and happy.

If he decides we're a net minus, that's when we start to worry. A lot.

>>27069242
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onE43h_TUUY

We need to get him some sort of teleporting artifact so we can just summon him when in trouble.

Getting a little cornered? Enemy a bit too much for you to handle? Just need someone to die TONIGHT if at all possible? Just yank out this bad boy and make a call. He'll do it for free, he's happy to be, our "back door man". Dirty deeds, done for free because we went Illya route!

>>27069318
>Just need someone to die TONIGHT if at all possible?
Strictly speaking, wouldn't we be the best choice for that?

>>27069140
A bit of Tonks on the side, maybe. I'm fairly certain Kerry and Iri have special fun adult 'play dates' with auntie Maya.

>>27069318
why does that sound like an infomercial? and why am i getting a boner?

>>27068563
Oh man we need to introduce Tonks to MST3K. She'd probably love it. Of course to do that we need to figure out how to get a TV and VCR (it's 2000, DVD won't overtake VHS for a couple of years yet) working inside Hogwarts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sHNDfUw7p8

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>>27069347
Say we ain't got the skills. And we don't, to gank a magus inside his own fucking workshop. Kerry knows how to do it. He knows how to punch through the damned bounded fields, smoke the fucker out, and feed him a lead lunch (Origin lunch, if he's feeling particularly vindictive).

We ain't magus assassins, Kerry's the go-to man in that department.

>>27069364
>implying both kerry would allow that sort of thing. illya and iri might be down but kerry might assassinate both of the other partys for corrupting his daughter

>>27069388
Kerry is our adoptive father and mentor. I don't think we need to fuck his daughter to call in a favor.

>>27069290
Honestly, if we can get Kerry and Acht to get Harry and Ilya into an arranged marriage, then it'd practically seal any and all deals.

The child would have Einzbern alchemy and Emiya time manipulation, and Potter... wealth?

But yeah, mixing chemicals at insane speeds sounds like a fun combo.

>>27069388
kerry would bring us along like its a field trip

>>27069384
Hypothesis: Rooms inside trunk may be buffered from Hogwarts' technology disabling effect. Should devise test.

>>27069413
since when does hogwarts have anti-tech magic?

>>27069406
The Potter familys Death attunement. we need to get a crest

>>27069364
Maybe, but remember he cheated on Iri because of really fucked up reasons. Man was... well pretty goddamned distraught at the prospect of using *his wife* to fuel a wish granting grail.

Only difference here is that, somewhere along the line during the 4th war something happened to make him value his life Iri and Illya more than his dream to save everyone. Iri probably forgave him and Maya was just content to have had a night of passion with the man she literally dedicates her entire existence to.

>>27069406
talking about wealtgh, am not sure, did we invest into apple?

>>27069406
Wealth, politics, lineage and artefacts.
Gryffindor Sword, the Deathly Hallows, the other loot shit I forget at the moment

>>27069406
>>27069443
Man, magus breeding results in some hax characters.

>>27069443
goblet of fire, harry says that reeter skeeter might have bugged their rooms, hermione says muggle tech doesn't work in hogwarts.

>>27069406
Einzbern Alchemy, Emiya Time Manipulation, and the wondrous itemcrafting of the Peverell line...

>>27069508
So they swiftly create an alchemical wonder?

Bet the kid just builds a bridge to akasha.

>>27069508
Does that mean Acht might try and draft us into the family for?

>>27069508
>the wondrous itemcrafting of the Peverell line
Is that why we were able to pick up making Mystic Codes in a relatively short amount of time?

>>27069508
gosh, we're gonna combine the death and the magic arifact crafting

>>27069487
shes probably talking out of her ass like she always seems to do, seriously a troll? are you stupid?(hermione, not you)

>>27069443
Muggle tech doesn't work in Hogwarts for some reason. Probably interference from the ten berjillion wards coating the place, combined with the constant manipulation of magical energy going on by hundreds of young wizards on any given day.

If its just a side-effect of all the magic and not actually an anti-tech hex, then we could probably create a magically grounded room if we feel the need to have tech-bits.

>>27069467
It's the nasuverse bro, HAX is kind of a thing here.
Shiki? MEoDP, damn, hax.
Shirou? UBW. Hot damn hax!
Gil? Ea. Solves every problem, kills fucking everything. Now if only he wasn't so damned full of himself...
Arcuied? If she wasn't using like 70 percent of her power to contain that bloodlust she could massacre an entire continent!
"Aoi" Can use a true magic, nuff' said.

You're starting to see a pattern here. Nasuverse MC's have access to some pretty powerful Bullshit.

>>27069565
or tech that incorporates magic, that might fix it

>>27069566
We've got MEoDP and two presumably perfect objects, both of which are invisible. Where do we fall on the scale?

>>27069406
The way this stories going, we won't need to arrange it. I mean, we already have a pact to lose our virginity to her.

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>>27069565
As it is a side effect of the magic my plan is to find out why exactly it's preventing it from functioning and using nasuverse-side magecraft to negate that.

Remember, in the nasuverse, magic is a SCIENCE! And we will SCIENCE a way to make our future smartphone work perfectly within this place. Never underestimate the power of magical SCIENCE, the Hogwarts-side wizards have likely found that out the hard way many times if they tried to fuck with a philosopher Sealing Designate. Them fuckers are tough!

>>27069566

If Bro-Gil was in the last war, does that mean that he didn't betray and kill Tohsaka?

>>27069605
I'd say around Shiki, higher than Shirou, lower than Aoi, Gil and Arcuied.

>>27069640

Kirei didn't, rather.

>>27069605

Eh, not bad. Maybe if we were better with the MEoDP we'd rank up there but we are not one of the big players unless we get lucky.

>>27069565
>magically grounded room
Hypothesis: farraday cage of unicorn hair or other wand-core material.

>>27069640
Yeah. I'm pretty sure Tohsaka has already been astonished as being alive iN that Princess Bride story Iri made up.

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>>27069605
We're still pretty low, lower than any of them. Remember, Shiki (both versions) had awesome melee combat training and skills. We don't, yet.

We have the potential to become broken, but we are not anywhere near that state as of now. And do remember, the more powerful we get, the more powerful Vold does. I still say we become broken ASAP, but I don't forget the consequences of that action.

>>27069653
>>27069669
You know, it occurs to me that on the off chance it does turn out that the Invisibility Cloak doesn't have any Lines that we can understand, like the Knife, wouldn't that also mean it is incredibly fucking resilient?

>>27069689
Right, more training, maybe later.

>>27069705
Yes.

>>27069689
explain broken?

we've got a headstart on the melee combat and a great teacher. we're gonna have that intense training monatge over the winter for what we've done with his daughter (its actually to toughen him up a bit but they wont tell harry that)

>>27069705
>You know, it occurs to me that on the off chance it does turn out that the Invisibility Cloak doesn't have any Lines that we can understand, like the Knife, wouldn't that also mean it is incredibly fucking resilient?

Likely, yes.

Though oddly enough, I think this may go back to it's Harry Potter origin. It's Death's Cloak. I don't think it ever was 'alive' in a way that the MEoDP can sense. Can't kill what is already truly dead.

>>27069678
Hey Professor, if it doesn't relate to future plot plans, what's Shirou whatever-the-fuck-his-birth-parents'-name-was up to? Is he still "that guy that gives me funny feelings when I see him" to Rin?

>>27069727

Well, it *hides* from death.

If it's possible to make Mystic Eye Blockers, then it's possible to make a Mystic Eye Blocking Ward.

>>27069179
But it would just break our heart if that happened!

>>27069672
Counter-hypothesis: Muggle Putty, four Sickles a jar, available in a half-dozen stores and stalls along Diagon Alley.

This isn't Rowling's universe.

>>27069727
>Can't kill what is already truly dead.
clearly you aren't using enough high explosives then

>>27069727
Right, that was why I was making that assumption. I don't see any reason we won't end up getting it for Christmas like in canon. Maybe unless Dumbles read our mind and realized what a bad idea it would be to give someone with a Death-related Origin an artifact like that.

>>27069747
I'm still gonna be going for it, if possible.

>>27069751
Counter-counter-hypothesis: I'm attempting to go full magi-tech here, not just go straight to handwavium. Gives us something to work on.

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>>27069724
A "broken" character is a character that can take on pretty much anyone and simply curbstomp them like he's swatting off a knat. The ones I listed, when going all out, can pull that. Some better than others but I won't say my opinion on the matter, as I don't want yet another nasuverse power-level debate.

>>27069741
Haven't you read/been watching Fate/Kalied Prisma Illya? Yes, even without magic and everything the man is a pussy magnet. Hell, without the magic he doesn't even have to fucking try!

>>27069744

Ah - there's a thought.

Can we see right through Invisibility spells and similar effects by perceiving the death of the spell?

I'm not too familiar with the mechanics of the MEoDP.

>>27069744

That too.

>>27069785
Power levels are an intrinsic and unavoidable part of the Nasuverse. You go Nasu, you go power levels. Sometimes with capital letters.

>>27069770
we may not get it cause we wont be here for christmas. no metaing here, harry has no reason to stay and kerry and iri will want us home

>>27069817
He could still send it to us. I sincerely doubt he strolled into Harry's room originally, either.

>>27069744
well if i remember correctly then we are not the same as death.
I think that is something that Chaos has to clarify for us. We might be able to see the lines of that cloak

>>27069811
Powerlevels are intrinsic, BUT they're done in an odd way. There are strict powerlevels that damn near everything and everyone follows, but certain things let you "cheat" the powerlevels. For example, by Actual Powerlevel, Shirou should NOT be able to beat Gil, ever. But he has the ultimate Hard Counter to Gate of Babylon, giving him a higher Effective Powerlevel when facing Gil.

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"Grandpa~!" Illya cries, springing from her lap.

The Old - for a certain definition of Old, as he certainly doesn't look old - man turns towards the Hufflepuff table, to see a blur of onyx, white, and gold running straight towards him. You can't exactly keep yourself from grinning as she - holy shit, did she just do a back flip off of the Gryffindor table? Wow, that's actually kind of impressive. Showboating, perhaps, but impressive.

"Albus!" Acht says. "You didn't tell me that one of mine was enrolled this year! I would have been here sooner if I knew!" He turns to Illya, who is now nuzzling him, and pats her on the head. "It's wonderful to see you too, Illya. If I had known you were going to be here, I would have brought something from the estate."

Back at the table, Cedric and Tonks are both a little bamboozled.

"Okay, no," Cedric says, "I refuse to believe that. There is no way that that man is her grandfather. He's far, far too young for that. Older brother, I could see. Older -sister- I could see. Father, Mother? Sure it's a stretch, but not so far as I couldn't believe it to be at least -possible-. But Grandfather? He's barely looks older than 20!"

"Try 200," you say. You remember that Lucius told you that wizards lead longer lives than Muggles. That can't be too outrageous a number, can it? "That's how old Illya's dad says he is, anyways. The old man of the white castle, who keeps a flight of snow fairies at his beck and call; that's what the stories say about him, anyways."

"You know," Tonks says. "I'm inclined to just say 'sure, why not?' to pretty much everything that comes out of your mouth, kid."

"Were you aware that the sun is actually a shade of green?" you ask.

"I wouldn't be surprised," Tonks admits.

>Field too long...

>>27069880

"As heartwarming as this family reunion is," Dumbledore says, "The announcements must continue, my old friend." He turns back to the studen body, paying little mind to Illya and Acht. "For there are some grave changes happening at Hogwarts this year. Aside from new professors and new positions, the Third Floor Corridor is undergoing rennovation, and will be out of bounds for the duration of the school year. As it is currently the year of the Snake, I would advise all students foolish enough to ignore the 'forbidden' in the name Forbidden Forest to carry a Bezoar at all times, for serpent activity will be at its peak come the 20th..."

"That being said, I would remind all students of the school motto: Draco dormiens nunquam titiliandus. If you -do- see a sleeping dragon on the grounds, do be sure to alert the faculty so that we may contact the proper authorities.

"And now, before we all trot our ways off to bed, please join the school choir in our Alma Mater. Pick a tune~!"

You...
>No. No singing. None of that.
>Join Cedric in singing it severely, with pride.
>Join Tonks in singing it gaily, with much silliness.
>[Pick your own tune!]
>[OTHER]

>>27069891
No singing.

>>27069891
tonks

>>27069891

Welcome back, Prof. Chaos. Also;

>Pick own tune

>>27069891
Join tonks

>>27069891
>Join Tonks in singing it gaily, with much silliness.

So, why ARE we attending this wizard school? Our knowledge of how magic "really works" will cripple us. Are we just trying to infiltrate these people and learn about them? Because if Acht is here, then they might be already well known.

>Merlin makes his own sub-class of wizard as an experiment
>magi watch them like they're in a giant fishbowl
>lol at the peasants who don't even understand the root of their own mysteries

Sounds like a nice way to while away the hours.

>>27069891
>Join Tonks in singing it gaily, with much silliness.

>>27069920

That tune being;

>Hitler Only Has One Ball

-or-

>Blood on the Risers

>>27069930
Because we're determined to figure out both and combine them.

>>27069891
To the tune of Katyusha

>>27069942
>Hitler Only Has One Ball
The tune is actually that of the Colonel Bogey March.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM7pJGusyJg

>>27069930
Dumbledore was apprenticed to Zelretch and is apparently good friends with Acht, who is now a teacher here, but is still an incredibly HP style Wizard. They are mostly removed from each other, but apparently manage some level of overlap.

Are we not British? Anarchy in the U.K should be the tune

>>27069998
>not to the tune of God Save The Queen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8fLOJswWtk

>>27069891
>>No. No singing. None of that.
sneak over and introduce yourself to illya grandpa

>>27069891
>[OTHER]

Plug your fucking ears. A couple hundred brats belting out some ridiculous song at the top of their lungs, at different paces? That way lies a migraine, comrade Harry.

Dumbledore's little speech made a Hell of a lot more sense than in canon. A corridor undergoing renovation is far less interesting to nosy brats than one that supposedly will kill them.

Acht is teaching here?

>small legion of albino maids cleaning every hallway
>army of albino maids preparing the food
>swarm of albino maids patrolling the ramparts
>every student has an albino maid to keep them to their schedule

Best teacher ever.

>>27070068
What happens to the house elves?

>>27069862
Indeed, everyone has a "natural enemy" as it were. Archer/Shirou is Gil's natural enemy. He thus wins against him even though Gil can kill things he couldn't (like Berserker).

Always a dreadful thing. Anyone with a Machine Gun can kill a MEoDP user if he gets the drop on them and opens up from beyond melee range, but that gun won't do shit for dick against Dead Apostle Ancestors and such. It's why the debates are so heated IMO.

>>27070068
Does that mean Hermione will form the Society for the Promotion of Albino Maid Welfare?

>>27070085
Professor never DID answer my question about how good we have to get if we wanna dotstab with bullets.
>>27070103
No, because the acronym isn't as funny as SPEW.

>>27070016
That works as well

>>27070103
How about we drop the Welfare so it's SPAM?

>>27070103
What are the odds Hermione is going to go crazy and become Nanoha?

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>>27070142
Why?

>>27070116
Any idea how insanely fast you have to be to dotstap 700 Rounds Per Minute?

Even nasuverse has its limits. Even Time Alter Quad Accel won't allow that. Just saying...

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>>27070127
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM LOVELY SPAAAAAAAAAAM

>>27070068
>Ilya spends all her time molesting the maids
>We never see her again

>>27070083
Would you rather have your meals prepared by a grotty little elf, or lovingly hand-made by a beautiful albino maid?

And then have said maid clean your room, launder your clothes, and arrange your schedule, and tuck you in at night, and....

Okay, I'd better stop there.

>>27070142
Pink.>>27070152
She's already DEFINITELY NOT Kaleido

>>27070157
Not dotstab bullets. Dotstab WITH bullets. As in, SHOOTING THE DOTS.

>>27070152
Because we already have Shiki, Shiki, SHIKI, and Shirou. We need someone need completely murder crazy. Also, she's a pink magical girl who likes to brutalize people but probably hasn't killed anyone. She already tried to BEFRIEND us, didn't she?

>Fire alarm.

Fuck. And, of course, it's a real fire. Bloody wankers don't know how to cook.

I'll be back when I can

Rolled 96

>>27070172
Just gonna say in all seriousness, i really hope he doesnt include the maids tooo much. Theyre fun and all but just for filler and provoking the illya rape.

>>27070199
I wonder why Nasuquest runners are always assaulted by E rank luck...

Rolled 5, 2, 2 = 9

>>27070199
I roll to put out the fire.

>>27070176
Yeah, now we're talking accuracy with bullets even greater than Vash's. Ever seen Trigun? Man can deflect bullets with thrown rocks. We'd have to be better, way better, than even THAT! The gun would have to be beyond Match-Grade accurate while giving off exactly *zero* recoil. Again, there are limits to the bullshit. I must emphasize that.

>>27070199
remember........firetrucks don't stop for redlights....

Rolled 91

>>27070199
BRING YOUR COMPUTER

but seriously i hope your all right

>>27070199

See you in another three months OP

I can't help but picture Illya and Hermione singing a duet across the hall at each other to the tune of the Sailor Moon theme. And it's pretty awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qDnglI_DhQ

>>27070199
Why is AC-Guy cooking for you?

>>27070199
Hello, AC-Guy's luck. How are you today?

>>27070189
>BEFRIEND
No, she wanted our magical stick.
She wanted it hard.

>>27070199
Careful, bro. Nasuverse quests can give you AC-Guy levels of bad luck.

>>27070223
that really really isn't funny

>>27070235
Close enough.

>>27070232
>>27070233
>>27070236
He hasn't had a dog piss fire on his couch yet, he's not at AC-Guy levels just yet.

>>27070241
you're right

see you by new years!

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>someone is going to try and rape Harry at some point because he's Harry Fucking Potter and he's Crazy and holy fuck they just want him inside them
>mfw Harry NOPEs noper than nope noping nope of nopedom

>>27070199
Oh god dammit.

>>27070127
>Society for the Promotion of Albino Maids
No, that's *Illya's* society.

>>27070236
Conclusion: A pen is a kind of Lance, and Author is therefore a sub-class of Lancer.

>>27070266
ya.........see you then

>>27070241

Correct.

It's goddamn hilarious

>>27070217

Hm, a psychically controlled knife or similar would do the trick.

Add in some vision improving charms and done.

>limits to the bullshit

Maybe, but "perfectly accurate firearm" is not nearly at the limit.

>>27070207
He gave Harry a spear. We say E-Rank Luck is bad for a reason. It's so bad, it spills over into RL. Lancer really is that fucked, a tragedy really. Even non-Nasuverse quests see the MC cursed merely by associating with anyone who qualifies for the class. Why? E-Rank luck is just plain and simply that bad.

>>27070291
You know whose fault this is? Ilya's. She grabbed the spear. Why did she grab the spear.

>>27070281
when you kind of think about it, it all makes perfect since. The last thread before harry went to hogwarts took place a few months before harry went to school, then bam.......comes back to continue the tread when harry starts school.....in about the same month.......

>>27070217
>Ever seen Trigun?
Yep. And now I want us to go with a Chiappa Rhino when it comes time to choose a pistol of choice. Just because it's the closest thing to Vash's gun we will ever have the chance to own.
>>27070291
>E-Rank luck is just plain and simply that bad.
It's so bad Lancer managed to COMPLETELY MISS with Gae Bolg against Taiga.

>>27070289
Either way, being Rip Van Winkle from Hellsing is pushing it in the nasuverse. Pulling shit like that is what lands people a Sealing Designation. You don't want one, so people kinda tend to drop the research in that department. Nobody wants a cadre of Enforcers and Executioners on their ass. They kill ya dead, and trust me they are DAMN good at their job.

>>27070318
Taiga has EX Luck. Even against some Servants, she could pull ahead due to sheer chance. A Lancer is easy.

>>27070302
She wanted his spear.

If you know what I mean.

>>27070332
If we become did Shiki Van Winkle, we could go back to that vampire discussion, right? Since we'd already be right and proper fucked?

>>27070335
>Taiga has EX Luck.
Also, her sword has an evil spirit trapped inside of it.
She and Ayako both deserve Routes, dammit.

>>27070318
Taiga has EX rank Luck. At that point, Gil would be too busy laughing at Torashinai to notice his skull being caved in.

>>27070335
She does?
Is this a fanon joke or something, or a weird canon joke?

>>27070332
Being able to launch a lethal attack exceedingly fast is impressive, but hardly Sealing worthy.

Seals are reserved for people who do the unthinkable/extremely dangerous. Like turning into a vampire, or developing a reality marble.

>>27070351
>Also, her sword has an evil spirit trapped inside of it.

Wait, seriously?

>>27070367
Torashinai is legitimately possessed.

>>27070356
It's canon. That's why she never died in any Fate material. That's why she can pacify her Godfather grandfather and her demon possessed sword. And that's why canonically, if Shirou had summoned Taiga as Saber instead of Arthuria, he would have won the Grail War. That last one is a joke, though.

>>27070356
Nasu has said as much, if memory serves.
He also once joked that Taiga was the strongest character in the entire setting.
>>27070351
She'll never get one though. Because she is Nasu's waifu. And he does not share bitches.
>>27070367
Yeah. What, you never read Tora-Shinai's info page?

>>27070332

A knife-missile or whatever is a pretty basic augmentation to a very simple "Animated Knife That Doesn't Like You".

It synergises extremely well with MEoDP, but that does not a Sealing Designation make.

>>27070361
There's a reason for why Reality Marbles are Sealed. A good one would allow you off all the Lords at once. UBW? Hell, not even Lorelei can beat that, and she eats Dead Apostles for lunch with glee.

Basically, if you land a Sealing Designation you either:
A) Rubbed a Lord the wrong way or,
B) Can take them out in a fair fight easy

Remember, Enforcers are the dogs of the Lords. It's why they're looked down upon, A man in a uniform is merely an extension of some else's will. Not many people like the lords (if only out of envy, they all want to be a lord themselves). So the Enforcers don't get much love.

>>27069891
>>[Pick your own tune!]
To the tune of To Tame A Land.
It is our duty, as a noble scion of the great House Atreides.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_y3o4okKXMU

>>27069891
>To the tune of "We're Knights of the Round Table (Camelot)".

>>27070398

I have now.

During the Fate/Zero timeline (But in a Drama CD)
>Taiga practices Kendo with Kiritsugu
>Friends with Rider, who admires her spirit.

Huh.

Rolled 1, 6, 2 = 9

>>27070436
Great now I want to see pic related as an enforcer. Preferably with any female enforcers on his team wearing TINY MINISKIRTS

ITT you realize each nasuverse QM is actually a lancer

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>>27070508
Captcha ate my pic

>>27070401
Also, do remember, if anyone actually had MEoDP and the lords knew that? INSTANT sealing designation. It also gets handed to people with unusual bodies and such. Basically, if a Lord thinks they can't do it in their lifetime, you get sealed. That's how it works.

>>27070529
he would actually make a great enforcer cause of that dark side

>>27070495

Additon.

>her overall ability in swordplay is about equal to Shiki Ryougi.

Again: Huh. She's surprisingly terrifying for a human. Though now I'm vaguely entertained by the idea of someone trying to start a mundane hostage situation at the School her and Souichirou Kuzuki work at.

>>27070529
Nasu was already ahead of ya dude. Cornelius Alba basically was Roy on crack. Different personality, but the ability was the same. Suddenly bone melting FIRE out of *fucking nowhere*! That scene in Fate/Zero wasn't just a shout out to the fans, he really used to be an enforcer, torching ghouls was really pretty easy for him.

>>27070533

Touche.

With some luck the segregation of magical societies will deflect attention.

You guys seem to be forgetting that spell Harry found in the half blood prince's diary.

MEoDP+Sectumseptra anyone?

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>>27070529
Also this guy comes prepackaged as clock tower noble effectively. "This tendency to fit seamlessly into the Nasuverse has been passed down the Armstrong line for GENERATIONS!"

>>27070633
We discussed MEoDP/Sectumsempra synergy within the first couple threads, dude. We already filed the plan away. For now, there's no real reason to bring it up.

>>27070650
>"..."
>"..."
>"...As I was saying, the budget for the astrological..."

>>27070633

Well, any simple cutting or piercing charm would do the trick.

There are almost certainly spells that summon flying knives or propel them etc etc.

>>27070597
Which is why there is no way in HELL we're telling Acht that, and we best make sure Illya understands that our "talents" are in no way to ever be revealed to her dear Grandpa. No, don't even hint at it in the slightest Illya! Also, no drinking for you, can't risk it. You let slip even the possibility of us possessing the MEoDP to him we die, horribly.

The LAST thing we need is a Sealing Designation. Vold likely already has one, let us not follow in those dark footsteps. It's a secret we're carrying to our fucking graves!

>>27070716
Since we're already Sealing Designation worthy, what's wrong with being immortal?

>>27070716
your being a little too strict, i trust illya to keep her mouth shut about that. plus even if it does get out it may not reach his ears as long as he is no longer a teacher

>>27070716

...and then we botch a simple roll trying to dry off after a shower and kill the castle, landing in a pile of rubble in front of Acht with our spear out.

>>27070767

Sorry.

Correction, "with our spears out"

>>27070772
We have two dicks? Why isn't our name "Harry Two-Dicks"?

We need to find out if Wizards have RPGs or not.
If they don't, we need to find some interested students and introduce them to them. Of course D&D is no good because their real life is fantasy. Maybe Phoenix Command?

>>27070786
I think he was implying either we'd have the Spear in the shower or that the castle would collapse in such a way that the Spear would prop itself in our hands, as if to specify it was our fault.

>>27070795
Spycraft? High tech gadgets are the wizarding equivalent of high fantasy, if memory serves.

>>27070767
I'm reasonably sure we learned our lesson after the last little incident.

At least I really HOPE we did.

Also I must say the last threads discussion of geas mechanics in Fate had me thinking that signing a magical contract on similar terms to what Illya had would gave Harry erectile dysfunction in respects to everyone but Illya.
>"it just won't move"

>>27070786

>Why isn't our name "Harry Two-Dicks"?

Because we're trying to AVOID a Sealing Designation.

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>>27070744
We ain't. And if I have anything to say we won't be. I'm with Integra and Alucard on this. Dead Apostles were cowards who couldn't bear the weight of being human. Fuck. Them.

Harry values his humanity, mortality included. To die in the arms of thine loved ones, to learn for a fact if there is an afterlife... That's what I'm talking about!

>>27070767
Harry has already shown he won't cut lines unintentionally. Could have killed Illya's dog by accident if he wasn't. Just something to remember. We are at least good enough to avoid the lines as we are now. A very good thing, now that we have Acht's attention.

>>27070772
So you poke it with your spear. Is that a euphemism. This is an unusual manifestation of entropy. Well they called the little death. I'm sorry young man but you will have to be castrated for SCIENCE.. Seeings as there's two major arteries connected to it you'll probably bleed out quickly. Can't use anesthesia, might mess with the sample.

>>27070849
It's not cowardly to not want to die a pitiful death. If anything, it's more human to struggle on at all costs.

>>27070850

Mystic Dick of Death Penetration?

>>27070839
Boy, would that be about the most awkward bit of paperwork.
Target: Harry "Two Dicks" Potter
Crime: Making the Lords feel inadequate.
Sealing Designation Placed on Target
And for god's sake, people, quit sending female Enforcers after him, it always blows up in our face...and hers, come to think of it.

>>27070892
I mean, if you meet a guy named "Harry Two-Dicks" you're gonna want to take a peak and see if the name fits, right?

>>27070888
This is Nasuverse. Zelretch was involved. You don't know what universe we are in.

>>27070876
Yes. But if the cost is truly that which makes you human...

Read Berserk sometime. People hate Griffith for good reason. Sacrificed everyone close to him to become a god. An apparently benevolent god but still, what he did...

Guts wants him dead for damn good reason IMO. He basically went down on his own sister. Yeah, it tastes the same. But really, it just ain't right. Ya get me?

Friendly reminder that we've got less than 40 posts left until autosage.

We should probably try to conserve this thread until Chaos returns, assuming that fire he mentioned doesn't turn into a blazing inferno and destroy the city, of course.

>>27070924
That's not even trying. At least aforementioned Enforcers had the excuse of "gotta make sure it's the right guy"

>>27070958
>Wake up tomorrow
>Millions dead in New York City fire.

>>27070948

It isn't.

Pain, suffering, loss, death, sacrifice. These things do not make you human, because we are all already human.

Humanity is something you cannot have taken from you - as long as you don't give it up, then you can become a vampire or a golem or a dragon and still be "human".

>>27070948
I can't agree with that. Even if it cost your humanity, you still live up to being human.

>>27070892
Yes, the curse of the Incubus. It was horrible luck that I killed a group of them an got spattered with their blood. Now I have to worry about death by Snoo Snoo and controlling the air around me. Can't let any females breathe those pheromones. And the second puberty followed by looking like a supermodel. The harem thing gets old quick. There's a lot of work managing personalities. The worst thing that could happen is that I get stuck doing this forever

HOLY TITBALLS, I thought this quest died off right before we went to Hogwarts. When did it start up again?

I've got a lot of reading to do tonight...

>>27070999

Except for being made into a ghoul or having your memories and personality destroyed.

That'd do it.

>>27071030
Just this week. Unfortunately for you, there's been a thread up almost constantly since it came back.

>>27070958
>millions dead and fire is ablaze for weeks
>implying that wouldn't cement Nrvnsqr as a definite lancer

>>27070977
Well you see then you have to assess both of them for any differences and double check that neither of them is projected also you would want to replenish some of the prana spent subduing him.

>>27070999
Nasuverse soul-mechanics would beg to differ, at least when it comes to the Dead Apostles, which aside from True Magic is the only route to true immortality.

They are very much not human, in a "holy shit he's spawning ghouls and annihilating small villages, someone stop him before we have a Zombie Apocalypse" sort of way.

>>27071078

Ah? So it's a more intrinsic alteration than merely having an inhuman body?

Well, my ignorance of the Nasuverse strikes again.

>>27070199
Told you the last time that I do not like your friends /family...
KNIFE EM ALLL and spend rest of your days with us gents

>>27071078
If the alternative is dying a pointless death because "that's how it's supposed to work" then I wouldn't hesitate to make that sacrifice. Abandon humanity, in the name of humanity, for very human reasons.

>>27071060
And then, y'know, after replenishing your prana three or four, five times you need to relax and have a cigarette, and you're just sooo tired. It can't be helped that he got away.

>>27070999
Nice trip. Still, a true human carries that weight. I do fully agree that some alien lifeform or somesuch qualifies as human human on my morality scale.

Those who think they are justified in taking lives for no other reason than they disagree, to kill simply because you believe they stand in your way, to put your own joy ahead and beyond the joy of all other people for whatever reason...

They have turned their back on humanity, no, on their very soul! A being without empathy is not human no matter their pedigree. A being that cannot think along these lines is not human.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphallia

>>27071127
And the fact that he got away to the very same hotel that said enforcer is making her report from? Same room, as a matter of fact?

>>27071198
>1 in 500
That's a lot more common than I would have thought.

>>27071221
Well maybe he came back to get revenge! Maybe he over powered her and had his way. Who knows.

>>27071221
Wait he is in my room. I will have to go... Apprehend him. Vigorously and with much force.

>>27071167
It is still only human to prioritize ones own survival over the survival of others, ones own joy over the joy of others.

>>27070892

LET IT BE KNOWN THAT THE TRUE AND HONEST ACCOUNT OF THE TRUE MAGICS CONTAINS THESE GREAT WORKS

1 - The Denial Of Nothingness
2 - Trolling of Parallel Worlds
3 - Materialization of the Soul
4 - You Know, That Thing
5 - That Blue Thing
6 - Having Two Dicks

>>27071167
I disagree. There are dark aspects to the human concept that most people will not admit. And we see plenty of people at one extreme or another. What you are defining is the word humane which is phonetically similar. It may have even been designed that way on purpose. There are two definitions for human. On being compassion and empathy (good) the being civilized (law). Society is telling you to be lawful good. As long you aren't chaotic evil you are redeemable.

>>27071332
>That Blue Thing

It's canonically time-fuckery. You know, for the record.

>>27071332
Does that mean Counter Guardians show up every time you jack off?

>>27071332
You know if we go to that Thaumaturgy club get drunk and high we might recreate Bible BXXXK. Then we'd have an in quest reason. Also I just realized 'How does Snoo Snoo' with MEoDP. Better keep those glasses on. Or learn how to not trace those lines by accident

>>27071404
Shiki T doesn't seem to have too much problem with that.

Rolled 24

>>27071404
its just not very IC of harry to go to that, he not much for "letting it all out" there is on way harry is a happy drunk after having already killed a man

>>27071332
Wasn't the world supposed to end in 1000 years when someone acquired the 6th magic, according to Wallachia?

>>27071404

"Be very, very careful where you stick it in."

>>27071440

Clearly it's the force of all that jealousy.

I'm surprised it would last that long, though.

>>27071440
It was just something called "Program No. 6." We have no idea what it actually is.

>>27071440
>Wallachia
The region in Romania?

>>27071498
Yeah, the Thirteenth DAA, Night of Wallachia.

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"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,"

Oh god why is everyone singing. Right. Because that man - not -that man-, mind, but that man - ordered it, told them to pick whatever tune they cared to carry. Unleashed this symphonic nightmare among your ears, a thousand voices piercing your skull like drill bits spinning slowly. Grinding away at you brain matter until nothing is left but a pasty pink slurry.

Tormenting you. How much they are tormenting you. The raucus laughter of children, mocking mocking mocking everything a place of learning stands for. It's all so very much a bloody eyesore.

You look for Illya...

"Teach us something please,"

Oh God no.

She stands there, next you, so short so small so beautiful, a snow angel looking up and smiling at you warmly, her eyes lit up with joy. It should make you happy. It would make you happy. But she has joined her voice into the hellish chorus, marking the precise nature of your fear. One set of lips flapping amoung the countless, this chant...

This chant...

"Whether we be old and bald,"

This chant...

This chant...

This chant...

"Or young with scabby knees,"

This chant is an eyesore.

You look for Tonks. No, you needn't look for her - she is standing right there, across the table, dragging young Cedric into a waltz as she sings the song like a vaudeville tune. Yakking in a vaguely jazzlike rhythm, overemphasis on the improper syllables, a playful puppet syntax that grates your mind into finely shredded cheese.

"Our heads could do with filling,"

Oh how you want it all to disappear! THIS CHANT IS AN EYESORE!, but but but Illya grabs on to you sleeve and drags you into the flowing malignant torrent of words. You can't help yourself. The heady fumes of half eaten foodstuffs and garlic breath drown out your reason and you join your voice into the choir.

Forgetting forgetting forgetting. Whywhywhy does your scar hurt?

>FIeld too long.

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>>27071498
The Dead Apostle Ancestor that came from there.
He's from Melty Blood.