Rolled 59

>>27034383
>[ ]Worked on your Costume
While
>[ ]Talked with Eddie

>>27034383
>>[x]Talked with Eddie

>>27034383
Is today a weekend?

In that case

>Worked on Costume

>>27034383
>Talked with Eddie
See if that weird priest was able to make it back to the church without being mugged or whatever.

New York City can be a dangerous place.

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>it's time

>>27034383
>Worked on costume

Also my dick no longer hurts, had to dunk is in some ice water and that cleared it right up

>>27034483
whoops this is me

>>27034383

Talked with Eddie and worked on our costume

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>>27034383
>Talk with Eddie
>TV

Wipe our minds a bit. Maybe watch some bad sci-fi movies or something to get ideas for gadgets. Working on things clearly isn't helping us take our minds off things and it's leading to wasted materials.

And we need to call Eddie because... well I've just got a bad feeling.

>>27034507
One day...

One day.

>>27034383
>>[ ]Worked on your Costume
>>[ ]Talked with Eddie

We just had to ask if things could get worse. I have a feeling if we watched tv we would see serial killer news.

>>27034383
>>[ ]Talked with Eddie

>>27034383
>[ ]Talked with Eddie

I've had enough of costumes for now thank you very much

>>27034383
> spent time in front of the tv.

>>27034481
Greatest terror this world will ever see. Wait til it goes dark Phoenix on you.

Speaking of Eddie Brock, google search for Truth in Journalism and watch a 17 minute short on youtube, you will be pleasantly surprised.

>>27034383
Talk with Eddie. Try not yo mention anything about the Stacy's to the junior reporter.

After reading the massive argument over the future use of Spectacular points and what looked like a consensus to only use them to counteract Parker Luck. I feel I have to point something out.

Right now, Parker Luck doesn't do anything. It only applies to Major Enemies, and we don't have any, and there are long term goals in making sure some of our more dangerous rogues don't even exist. More importantly, Parker Luck doesn't give villains a general buff. As per the example, Parker Luck only seems to increase a villain's capacity to intrude on our life as Peter Parker. So while we should work on keeping Parker Luck low, there is currently no reason to keep pushing PL to 0 at every opportunity. Especially with the rolling system we use.

A 1-2 bonus on rolls for finding out our secret identity and intruding on our non superhero life isn't really that significant, yeah it's 10% statistically, but if they had enough bonuses for that 1-2 bonus to make that much of a difference, then it being at 0 is not going to represent that much of a safety net to make the cost of a Spectacular point worth it. The only time it's worth it is if at 0 it is impossible for a villain to find us, and that's not been proven (again, no major villains). Outside of that, working on keeping it less than 5 and holding on to Spectacular points for meeting goals, or once we start seeing heavy combat for the potential "dodge fate" power, is a better move in terms of play.

It just seems both boring and lazy to use this resource to just ignore the system's risk.

>>27034915
>b-b-but muh paranoia!

>>27034383
>[ ]Talked with Eddie
I was about to head to bed but guess im skipping sleep tonight.

>>27034915
One thing we can do to lessen our Rogues gallery is have a Frank and Adult conversation with our symbiont when we find out it's piloting us, instead of freaking it out and ripping it off.

>>27034993
>A Frank
I see what you did there.

>>27034993
wow gee way to come up with that idea!
its not like weve been saying it since thread 1

>>27034993
What makes you think we'll even get the suit? Maybe Gwen will get it.

>>27034915
Yeah, I can agree with this sentiment. Besides, the watcher knows we're still going to screw up and put our Parker Luck to the test at some point.

>>27035031
Because our dad made it.

>>27034993
Yes, that was exactly what I was talking about. Planning on befriending the Symbiote will take Venom out of the equation, and Venom is a powerhouse as far as my understanding of Spidey's rogues go. I'm also pretty sure that taking Venom out takes out most of the other symbiotes in the canon which shrinks the pool further.

>>27035052
Wait did Cos state this last time right before the thread was purged? Because I can't recall anywhere Cos made a definitive statement about the Symbiote's origins.

>>27035052
Dude if that's the case then no-go.

Ultimate Symbiote is evil as shit.

>>27035083
He hasn't. The only question he has really answered was that most people do not believe mutants do not exist and even Charles Xavier states, and I am paraphrasing here, he was so hopped up on acid it being the 60s and all that him stating there are mutants was just drug induced craziness. The drug part maybe my own head canon, but he did say the 60s were a crazy time.

>>27035136
He said that the idea that mutants exist is as absurd as the idea that there was a real Captain America, and not just propaganda for the allies.

So... take what you will from that.

>>27035052
If thats true, here are some wise words from the internet. "KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

>>27035126
And Ultimate is sort of the same.

>>27035136
of course, this being Charles Xavier, he's probably covering for his special school

>>27035193
What does that even mean?

>>27035159
Oh I know I was just trying (and clearly failing) to be funny.

>>27035195
The implication so far is that supers haven't really hit public awareness level.
Shield is a thing and its a sure bet they know about some of it.
But the upshot for us is that we can preempt the fantastic four as the first "public" superhero if we want to.

>>27035230
Arguably we already have. People don't know our web-slingers are technological after all.

Since we and the mutants are still in school......there is a possiblity that we might bump into them "aciddently" during a fieldtrip or something like that.

hey, my internet cut out. I have the next part written and will post it if/when my internet pops back up. currently posting from phone.

>>27035260
FFFFFFUCK

>>27035252
Interesting that no one freaked out when we started whipping that stuff around.

>>27035260
THANKS OBAMA

>>27035260
Ah, so that's why.

>>27035260
Why does your internet hate fun?

>>27035252
True, but noone is gonna look at that and
Immediatly think something super odd.
Odd sure, but explainable.
Going public would be swinging along 5th avenue stopping muggers or giving eddie an exclusive on our origins.

>>27035260
Ah internet, why must you do shit like this?

>>27035283
It's probably AT&T, COX, or Comcast

.....does anyone have the sudden urge to play borderlands 2 right now, or is it just me?

So assuming Eddie Brock wasn't too preoccupied about the horrible murders that took place at his church, should we ask him why he pretty much slammed the brakes when we mentioned Gwen Stacy?

Maybe it's deeper than having an overprotective dad?

>>27035260
call and bitch to the company.... they will give you at least 10% off your next bill if not 25-35 if its a recurring problem.

the line I like to use is "what are you going to do to make this right?"

>>27035136
He also told us that S.H.I.E.L.D. exists and while we don't know what they do, they were the ones who were put in front of a camera to comment on superhumans.

>>27035389
If it's AT&T they'll just tell him to fuck off.
I know this from experience.
They are a total shit company and the only reason I have them is because the only other option is a local dial-up only internet provider.

>>27035378
Maybe Eddie tried to ask Gwen out and daddy stacy said NO.

>>27035448
Gwen is like 15 and Eddie is at least 18

>>27035432
get an assault rifle go to the corporate headquarters?

>>27035464
We're 17, I think Gwen is that age too.

>>27035464
Dude's like 25 I'd guess, if he's a front page reporter at a big newspaper.

>>27035464

>Three years apart

>>27035493
>Be 25
>Still a low level graphic designer at a local company
... well at least I'm employed and doing what I love.

>>27035493
....meh, age is just another number anyways.

>>27035574
Also we asked Gwen about Eddie and she didn't have nearly as strong a reaction, she just thought that he shows up to ask her dad a lot of questions, and Stacy gives Brock a hard time about it.

>>27035516
Stay sexy, Black Cat

>>27035574
Not when the girl is under the legal age it's not.

.............okaaaay then, how about our costume? How should we design it?

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>>27035650
I'm thinking this, but maybe a bit brighter?

Why not start at the top.

>>27035600
Could Gwen be Black Cat? It would explain knowing the situation with JJJ, and the disguise quality. She's also been hiding her real physical build and is a talented costume maker. It explains the wig, and the whole thing can be either teenage rebellion or an attempt to get press for the cops (even if they fail to catch her).

Just a thought. Possibly nonsense, but so was Keigo!Aizen.

>>27035698
...Black Cat's been operating long before the spider-bite.

>>27035698
>implying trap felix isn't black cat.

>>27035698
Black cat is probably felix. Not too sure. But it fits. The nandages could be from cybernetic surgery.

>>27035752
I was thinking the bandages were just a convenient way of hiding the results of certain hormonal treatments.

Well I'm going to bed for tonight. I;ll read up on everything in the morning. Keep our loved ones save from the Carnage /tg/.

>>27035698

But wouldn't she not been surprised to see us?

>>27035712
Via superpowers or inside knowledge?

Reverse trap is fine too, but my spider sense is tingling. Especially considering Peter's fear that Gwen found out about the kiss. Irony setup.

>>27035686
Also something may need to be done about the shoes.

I mean we can spider-grip things through our gloves, but if it's shoes we just... really keep those shoes on our feet.

Maybe if we really thin the soles out, until they're about as thick as our gloves?

Not much point to wearing shoes, but walking on walls is more important that arch support.

>>27035778
The real question is what is she up to that requires her to spend most of her time disguised as an infirm boy?

LIST OF SUSPECTS FOR BLACK CAT
>Felix
>Felix's mum (Felix actually IS an infirm young boy and she needs the money for his treatments)
>Gwen

>>27035795
Bluffing. We were a preplanned distraction. It also explains her offer of help: She's being honest and open because "Gwen's" life and reputation aren't in play.

>>27035843
>Felix's Reverse Trap Sister.
>Felix's Hot Older Sister.
...
HEY. Let's call our buddy Felix and see if he's doing any better, and if not wish him well

>>27035864
I think his dad said he'd call us.

>>27035813
>via superpowers or inside knowledge?
Both I'd expect. The black cat already had established a solid reputation for doing the impossible long before we got bit. As for Peter fear, I'm pretty sure it got pulled from the paranoid speculation of /tg/. Not saying you're wrong (I'd certainly be amused if Cosgrove's planning something along the lines your thinking), just that you migh twang to temper those hopes.

>>27035843
Ou forgot galactus, Aunt May, reverse gender parker clone, future badend timeline mary jane, wolverine in somone elses body, and the psychic projection of professor x.

>>27035829

She doesn't. It's just her cover she uses when not stealing shit. Very useful when needing to lay low after a heist.

>>27035864
Didn't his dad basically say "Felix is really sick right now, I'll call you when he's stable enough for visitors"? I think we might want to give Fefe a bit of room to recover and get his feet back under him before we try to make contact.

>>27035933
What, you think those notes we looked through were just forged?

That's a bold assumption.

Especially since A: no one really knows Felix Hardy exists, and B: due to his apparent reclusive nature, he's rubbish as an alibi.

>>27035843
Pretty sure we established that the Black Cat steals thinks because she loves making a living that way, not because she's in desperate need of cash. Given all the pageantry she sets up around a heist I don't think that should be particularly surprising.

>>27035994
And yet it is corroborated by medical and academic records. There is no way Mr. hardy is physically capable for performing any of the rigorous activities associated with the black cat. Not the worst cover as these things go.

>>27035813
Ya that would be kind of funny...

>>27035994
Felix isnt an alibi because black cat doesn't need an alibi.
Shes in a kind of disguise on the job.
The only way to link her to a crime would be to catch her or obtain hard evidence.
Felix being a recluce actually works in her advantage because noone ever notices if he's not there or is acting suspicious. Plus he has an excellent excuse for leaving for long stretches of time.

>>27036121
Plus the whole felix the cat pun.
I'd wager the reason we don't have a study session with felix is because felicia is trying to find spiderman.
Which is really ironic when you think about it.
Too bad she rolled so poorly, we might have woken up with a cat in our lap.

>>27034383
>worked on your costume
while
>talked with eddie

Guys, don't let this descend into retardation again. Lets just post.

Well we don't need to worry about an archive at least since it never had any story posts...

I bet the Jews did this

>>27034383
call eddie then watch some tv

captcha:
researches usbeedo

>>27035864
Dear god, I hope Felix is actually Felica and the Black Cat. I love androgyny and the Black Cat sounds like some sexy bitch.

I'd hate if Cos pulled and Ultimates and she's actually waaaaay older than us.

>>27036659
>Hey spidey wanna /ss/?

>>27036787
>Black Cat
>Into /ss/

You... you HAVE read Ultimate Spider-Man, right?

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>>27036989
He obviously hasn't.

>>27037013

Geez, I can understand being weirded out by it, but... "bluuaaggh!!" seems rather extreme.

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>>27037013
Ultimate Marvel: The pinnacle of comic book storytelling.

That vomit on his crotch was especially deep and meaningful.

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>>27037046
To be fair.

>>27037072
I'd feel a little queasy if I saw that too.

>>27037072

Ultimate Peter Parker: social retard AND dies like a bitch.

>>27037060
Truly, Brian Michael Bendis is the Michaelangelo of modern comics.

>>27037060
>>27037089
I know people aren't a fan of the Ultimate Spider-Man cartoon (for good reason), but never really seen much hate for the comics.

>>27037123
Just because Ultimate Spiderman is the best Ultimate comic doesn't mean its any good, just that its less bad than everything else in Ultimate.

>>27037134

Has Miles manned up yet? I haven't been keeping up.

>>27037252
Nah that's for /co/.

Might as well try and stop this thread from falling victim to autosage.

>>27037262
...Dude, do you really want to keep bumping a quest thread with storytiming a comic that has absolutely nothing to do with /tg/?

Really think that's gonna go well?

Come on.

>>27037263
you're right. Bad idea. my apologies

I still recommend the series without hesitation

I fear its cancellation

>>27037276
guys? anyone else having connection issues?

>>27035260
Connect with USB cable, save a .txt file, copypaste from it.

Oh the good days where I had the Internet connection thanks to two phones acting as relays..

Rolled 61

>>27037134
I've only ever read Ultimate spider-man, I thought it was OK, should I of read something else?

Mary jane is apparently the best villain ever. She got cosgrove.

Good morning, time to catch up with the thread posted whilst I slumbered....oh...okay then.

>>27038446
Which reminds me, we have to get mary jane superpower at some point too.

>>27038970
She already has one from the sound of it. Super bitch.

>>27038978
>She already has one from the sound of it. Super bitch.
Is it still a superpower if all women have it?

>>27039005
She's that bad.

inb4 checkyourprivilagegetout/pol/

>>27038970

Give her the Symbiote.

>>27039248
She is the Symbiote.

>>27038970
>>27038978
>>27039005
>>27039248
>>27039303
The current setup for BBEG is Oscorp. Do we actually need a secondary miniboss?

>>27039369
Who do you think runs Oscorp behind the shadows?


Gwen's stalker.

Mary Jane.

Carnage.

>>27039717
Kasady is Carnage you idiot.

Kasady also has super powers. We saw him at the end of 10th thread having dismembered boys with some red fluid in his hands that wasn't blood.

>>27039717
>Who do you think runs Oscorp behind the shadows?
The Green Goblin.

>>27039813
It didn't say it wasn't blood. It didn't say it was, either, but given the circumstances it being blood makes perfect sense. All we know is that he left red handprints on the paper he was reading, and he had just murdered a bunch of people. It could be something other than his victims' blood, but for now I wouldn't jump too any conclusions about him being powered.

>>27039717
>Who do you think runs Oscrops behind the shadows?
Mr. Torgue

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>[ ]Talked with Eddie

You talked with Eddie Brock, your old friend you reconnected with recently. He’s a reporter for the Daily Bugle. Last you saw him, he took a picture of you during your Capture of the Black Cat as ‘Spider-man.’ As he promised, he called you today and you ended up talking with him for a little while.

Seems like his church just got a new member to it, a man named Cletus Cassidy, though Eddie has yet to meet him. Could he be that man you met yesterday?

Regardless, though he couldn’t talk about it he’s currently investigating three different cases, one just given to him by his boss, J Jonah Jameson. Seems like he’s keeping busy, though it seemed like he was a bit under the weather.

Still, it had been a nice distraction talking to him, all things considered. Talking with an old friend seems to brighten his mood as the two of you talked about the past and he laughed at the fact Mary Jane Watson was returning to town. He jokingly promised to speak of how terribly you went out in her hands at your funeral and that the secrets of that incident would never be repeated to another person, so long as he lived.

Eventually he had to go as his girlfriend was calling and your talk with him came to an end. You spent the rest of the day adjusting Felix’s tutoring schedule and keeping up to date on your schoolwork, with some studying in the meantime.

But, as always, all good things must come to an end. Its approaching evening and you promised Aunt May that you’d spend some time with Mary Jane Watson tonight.

…Joy.

Still, you should probably get ready.

>[ ]Look nice, dress to impress!
>[ ]Eh, what I’ve got on is good.
>[ ]Wear something outlandish, maybe she won’t want anything to do with you!
>[ ]Write in

>>27043003
>Wear something outlandish, maybe she won’t want anything to do with you!

>>27043003
>>[ ]Eh, what I’ve got on is good.

Yay! Your back! I guess internet's working again?

>>27043003
>[ ]Eh, what I’ve got on is good.

>>27043003
>[ ]Eh, what I’ve got on is good.

Fuck yes, you're back.

>>27043003
>[ ]Eh, what I’ve got on is good.
Bitch dont deserve anything special.

>>27043003
>Eh, what I've for on is good. Let's keep this casual. If she thinks we don't care about anything too hard, maybe we will be spared the torment. Sigh, if only we had some way of avoiding the perils she no doubt has pla- ...wait a tick, WE HAVE SPIDER SENSE NOW. Heh, forgetting mundane applications of super powers, such as dodging attempts at torment.

>>27043003just something clean and put on some deodorant

>>27043003
>[ ]Write in
Don't dress to impress but try to look nice.
A decent turtleneck/sweater that fits you well/isn't too baggy, long khakis and sneakers'll do.

>>27043003
.......ehh, what ARE we wearing right now anyway?

>[ ]Eh, what I’ve got on is good.

You look at what you’re wearing. You’ve got on loose jeans and a long sleeved shirt. You get up and freshened yourself up a bit, but what you’ve got on is good. You weren’t told to dress nicely and you really don’t want to dress up for Mary Jane Watson, either. Furthermore, if you dressed up weird to freak her out, she might try to beat you up.

Not likely, but y’know… past history.

You head downstairs and nod at Aunt May, who raises an eyebrow at your apparel as you shrug. She lets out a sigh and shakes her head as the two of your go over to Anna Watson’s house. Minutes later, you’re let into the house. Anna Watson looks a bit disheveled as she tries to look cheerful.

“Ah, May, Peter. Sorry, Mary Jane’s being a bit… difficult.”

She looks at you and gives a weak smile. “Peter, you’re an old friend of hers, right? Maybe she’d relax at a familiar face. Would you mind going to get her?”

They want you to go to the pit that keeps the beast of hell contained and bring it out?

>[ ]…Sure
>[ ]U-um, I’d rather not…
>[ ]Nope
>[ ]Write in

>>27043623
Um...are you really sure I should be the one doing this. Well...if you insist.

>>27043623
>"I can try but we have never been friends or even on good terms."

No reason to spill the beans but no reason to hide it either.

>>27043623
>... Sure

>>27043623
>NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

>>27043623
"You know what, sure"

Screw being afraid. There is nothing this girl can do to us that we can't dodge...and it's incredibly unlikely that she'll pull Black Cat's tactics against us. We go in there, and be confident and I afraid of our old tormentor. If we need to be verbally adversarial if she snaps at us first, then so be it. We all but blackmailed the stingiest newspaper man in manhattan into giving us our promised cut. We've for this and won't let this black hearted fiend intimidate us!

(We are not braced for her to be crying or "hey there, tiger". We go in ready for war, and get blindsided by charm or emotions)

>>27043623

Yeah, goin with nope.

>>27043744
*unafraid of our old tormentor

>>27043744
You know what, change my vote. This, all of this!

>>27043744
My love for MJ tells me to vote for this.

>>27043744
This

>>27043744

This. Besides, she doesn't know what we can do. She doesn't know who we really are. She barely knew us as a shy nerdy kid a long time ago, and she knows even less about what we've become (still a shy nerdy guy, but she doesn't know that). She doesn't know us from Adam. We can use our own face as a mask and still be confident. And it's not like we have any interest in her anyway. We can totally blow her off. Besides, we've got the Cat to think about. What does some bitchy chick we don't even like have that can compare with her?

>>27043840

Man, I hope we get blindsided...it will be beautiful and deflating.

>>27043623
>[x] ...sure

We're Peter, F-ing, Parker! We're going to face man-eating monsters and Badass super villains someday! We're ain't afraid!

>>27043744
I am in such agreement with the problems this will cause

>"You know what, sure"
>NO FEAR

You know what? You aren’t going to be afraid of a childhood bully. If she tries to reestablish that status quo, she’s got another thing coming. He pulled one over on old soupuss Jameson and got your money and she’s no Black Cat. So, really, what do you have to be afraid of?

Nothing.

You nod at Anna Watson and start walking towards the stairs before pausing and looking back. “…Which room was she?”

“Top of the stairs, second door on the left, dear.”

You nod and continue on forward, spider sense tingling. Mary Jane wants to be the end of you happy world? Well, tonight you are canceling the apocalypse!

You march to the second door to the left and

>[ ]Knock on it
>[ ]Open it
>[ ]Call for Mary Jane
>[ ]Write in

>>27044024
Knock on it in FULL CONFIDENSE

>>27044024
>[x]Knock on it

do it in rhythm

>>27044024
>>[ ]Knock on it

>>27044024
>>[ ]Knock on it

Like a Boss

>>27044024
>[x] open it

From the internet, the only thing that I want to say is. "DO IT"

>>27044084
Yes, open it when she is still changing and only in her underwear. That will end well.

>>27044024
> knock

>>27044024
Fucking knock.

>>27044039
>>27044075
What the hell would knocking like that even SOUND like?

>>27044310
Badass, that's how it'd sound.

>>27044310
You knock on the frame, not the door, with a firm flick of the wrist. Gets you a louder, deeper knock, since it doesn't give like the door itself does.

>>27044310
Three solid knocks with your main knuckles. No tapping, no light rapping. Hard rock knocks.

>[x]Knock on it

You match up the door and knock on it, making sure that it makes a noise. And then you knock again. Nothing.

You knock again after a moment

A voice calls out. “I told you, Aunt Anna, I’m not going!”

The voice is feminine and sounds annoyed. There’s no light coming from beneath the door at a glance.

>[ ]Call out
>[ ]Knock
>[ ]Open the door
>[ ]Walk away
>[ ]Write in

>>27044418
>>[ ]Open the door

>>27044418
>[ ]Knock
Fearless stream of knocks or a message in Morse code.

>>27044418
>>[ ]Knock

>>27044418
What a brat.
>Morse code knock

>>27044418
Sigh deeply.
"Wanna talk about why?"

>>27044418
>[ ]Walk Away
Bitch obviously thinks the world of herself. She doesn't want to come, that's fine with us. Let her sit in her room all night.
"Sorry, she wouldn't even talk to me. Nothing new there."

>>27044418
>[ ]Walk away
Okay, she doesn't want go. Good enough for me.

>>27044418
>>[ ]Call out

We've got our fellowship high for a damn reason.

>>27044418
>[ ]Walk away
and mj everyone

>>27044418
"I don't think she got the message. Sorry, tiger, looks like Aunt Anna won't be happy until you socialize a bit. If it helps, we could have a huge shouting match in front of her so you have excuse to head right back up here after a few minutes. Come on, it'll be just like old times. Hopefully with less pain for me this time, though. What do you say?"

>>27044418
>[x]Call out

"Just humor her"

>>27044418
>>[ ]Call out
Its Peter,Peter Parker hows it going?

>>27044418
>[ ]Call out
"Any particular reason why?"

>>27044567
Deleted my own attempt. This. t works great and I like the flip over from 616 where it would be Peter calling MJ tiger.

>>27044451
>>27044466
This is an oddly hilarious idea. Let's do it.

>>27044567
Did the same as Gouka, my write-in was way weak. Probably shoulda left it and just linked to it though.
Supporting this if Peter says it as annoyed as possible.

>>27044418
We don't need a mask to be confident. We're PETER FUCKING PARKER. We're the second smartest living person on the island of Manhattan, we're strong enough to bend steel with our fingers and punch through concrete, and we've got all the testosterone of a pubescent boy who just found out he has super powers and a hot chick in a leather catsuit thinks he's interesting. Who does this stuck up bitch think she is?
>>[ ]Call out
Deepest, most father-like voice we can.
"Young lady, you get out here this instant or I ~WILL~ tear this door off its hinges and drag you out here."
We never liked her much to begin with and now she's acting like a bitch. Shouldn't take much to channel that annoyance into some proper anger. If she comes out, don't let her speak. Follow it up with
"Get down those stairs right now. My aunt and Uncle went out of their way to put this together. I don't give a rat's ass what you do on your own time, but you WILL NOT disappoint them."
Then walk away without letting her respond.

>>27044685
...shit, I'm tempted. Very tempted. Call this a hesitant vote for this.

>>27044466
This

>>27044466
+1

>>27044451
>>27044466
Do we even know Morse code?

Even if we don't, do this.

>>27044709
I am as well, but the little shit inside me wants to mess with her in a way where she will never know, so i'm going to have to go with this >>27044466

>>27044466
Cheeky, I like it. Voting for this.

>>27044466
Yes.

>>27044466
yes this is just the right sorta nerdy

>>27044451
>>27044466
>>27044800
Guys, not that I don't think this isn't an awesome idea, but does Peter even know Morse code? For that matter does MJ?

It's not the most common bit of knowledge, and it takes two people to actually pass the message on.

>writing

>>27044893
If Peter or MJ don't know it, it'll just be a knock so it doesn't matter.

>>27044924
A wierd funny-sounding knock. She might be able to figure out that it's in Morse, or at least what sounds like it, which is pretty distictive,but chances are she won't understand what we're saying.

>>27044973
So if she doesn't, it'll just be
>A wierd funny-sounding knock
It doesn't matter

>>27044973
So you are saying we can say anything we want to her and she won't know what we said?

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>[ ]Knock
>Morse code

You frown at her tone. What a brat! How old is she again? Shrugging, you begin to knock on the door again, this time using Morse code.

----”What a brat.”----

There’s silence on the other end as your spider sense continues to tingle. Maybe its just nervousness ingrained into you. But after a few seconds, the door cracks open.

The room’s dark ,except for the illumination from a screen either a tv or computer- you can’t tell from here. At the door is a mess of unkept red hair- unlike Gwen’s intent messiness, this looks failty- the result of someone who does not take care of themselves, it looks darker and dirty, greasy. A green eyes stares at you, ringed with dark circles, it looks both nervous and indignant- like the person is judging you.

As she stares at you, you feel your spider sense still go off, this girl bothers you.

The girl looks at you with the same look before recognition seems to set in her eyes seconds later, her mouth open as if she was going to say something until before it slams shut, just like she plans to do to her door.

>[ ]Put your foot in, stop her from closing the door
>[ ]Let her close the door, walk away
>[ ]Write in

>>27045175
>[ ]Put your foot in, stop her from closing the door

>>27045175
>>[ ]Put your foot in, stop her from closing the door

We got this far might as well see how far we can go.

>>27045175
>[ ]Put your foot in, stop her from closing the door

>>27045175
[ ]Let her close the door, walk away
Whelp, I tried, besides I don't want crushed Spider-Foot.

>>27045175
>[x]Let her close the door, walk away

just chuckle a bit and "Long time no see"

>>27045175
>"You have let yourself go. Even more than was to be expected."

>>27045175
>[ ]Put your foot in, stop her from closing the door

"Aaah ah ah. Aunt May, Uncle Ben, and Aunt Anna went through a lot to set this up, the least you can do is go down and talk to them."

Also, Cosgrove?

I love you.

Can I have your children? Or would you prefer to have mine?

>>27045175
>>[ ]Put your foot in, stop her from closing the door

>>27045175
>>[ ]Put your foot in, stop her from closing the door

That picture... YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME

>>27045175
>[x]put your foot in, stop her from closing the door.
"Long time no see, Tiger."

Rolled 15 + 2

>>27045175
>Let it close and walk away
Oh well, we tried

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kek

>>27045175
Hilarious
> foot in door

>>27045202
>>27045204
>>27045208
>>27045237
>>27045241
>>27045259
If you excuse me, I'm going to write a eulogy to our poor foot.

Rolled 4

>>27045175
This frightens me....
[ ]Put your foot in, stop her from closing the door

Then again I'm tired of MJ being the love interest,

>>27045291
See, the problem is, I always thought Tomoko was cute.

>>27045322
You think a little hikikomori has the strength to crush the Spiderman's Spiderfoot?

>>27045322
he can lift somewhere between 2-10 tons

I think we handle a door....unless MJ is a mutie!

>>27045175

Cosgrove...this is the best thing ever. There are dark tidings o the horizon. Dark and fantastic tidings.

>>27045175
Re-suggesting this with a modification:
>"Get down those stairs right now. My aunt and Uncle went out of their way to put this together. I don't give a rat's ass what you do on your own time, curl up and die for all I care, but you WILL NOT disappoint them."
>Then walk away without letting her respond.
It's probably been a long time since anyone talked to her like that. If ever. But we need to establish now, early on, that she has no hold over us. We're not Puny Parker anymore,

>>27045416
Also foot in door

So., the demon has retreated into a darker form.

>>27045175
We ain't taking no HikkikoMary's shit. Be assertive and firm.

Best revenge is living a better life than the other.

>>27045336
Can it be black cat this time?

>[ ]Put your foot in, stop her from closing the door

You put your foot into the doorway, frowning. The door slams into your foot, again and again, but it only hurts a little bit as she stares at you with that you think might be horror. “Hey, this is really rude behaviour, you know? After all, our Aunts put a lot of effort into things, so the least you can do is make an appearance, alright?”

Her stares at you before looking at your foot, uncrushed by the door’s dark and terrible powers, before looking at you again. As you stare at her, your spider-sense undoubtedly responding to your years of trauma and not the reality. After all, looking at this girl… she’s defiantly unnerving, but she doesn’t seem all that threatening.

“…fne”

She nudges your foot out of the door and closes it. You see the light turn on from the door and the sounds of movement. A few minutes later, the door opens and, her head covered by a the hood of her sweatshirt, she gives you a look with her one visible eye and starts making her way downstairs, a gaming device in her hands.

As you follow her downstairs, you can’t help but wonder. The girl who tormented you-the demon who tormented you for all those years- turned into this. It’s almost… disappointing?

You shrug and when you reach the living room, both of yours aunts smile at the both of you. “Well, isn’t that lovely? Peter, would you mind showing Mary Jane around the neighborhood and treating her to dinner?”

You Spider Sense is still bothering you.

>[ ]…Fine, out of pity.
>[ ]I kinda have plans
>[ ]Nope
>[ ]Write in

>>27045175
> look either come on out or let me in so we can talk about this. My aunt and uncle were really hoping to see you. And i would rather you didn't disappoint them.

>>27045548
>>[ ]…Fine, out of pity.

>>27045548
>>[ ]…Fine, out of pity.

Let's get the rape time going. Time for spaghetti payback.

>>27045548
>[ ]…Fine, out of pity.

Rolled 10

>>27045548
>[ ]I kinda have plans

You fulfilled all your obligations

>>27045548
Cosgrave, did we have any other appointments for tonight? If not, take her out.

Lets crack HikkoMary's shell. I wanna hear that bitch squeal.

Also, can I just say one thing? I love your new takes on each of the characters. Especially Casady (Sin Eater), HikkoMary and Felix Hardy. SpiderGwen's also pretty cool.

>>27045548
She seems content being left to her own devices, metaphorically and literally.

However, plot.

>...Fine, out of pity

>>27045548
>[ ]…Fine, out of pity.
As long as we don't actually have anything else planned

>>27045548
>"'Treat her to dinner?' This is starting to sound like you're setting us up on a date or something."

Then we give them a "I'm not going anywhere until one or both of you EXPLAIN SOME SHIT" look. Aunt May AND Uncle Ben know how much we hate being kept in the dark.

Hold the horses. Do we actually have other plans, promises done to other people?

>>27045548
>... you want us to go on a date?! I kinda had plans.
Realize Aunt May isn't going to put up with us being rude to a "lady".
> fine. Dinner and a tour.

>>27045548
>You Spider Sense is still bothering you.
Strange.

Is there more to Mary Jane than meets the eye?

>>27045548
>>[ ]I kinda have plans

>>27045663
We said we'd go to the arcade with Harry at some point, but I don't think that happened yet?

Or if it did, it was during the timeskip after briefly catching Black Cat?

>>27045548
>[x]...fine, out of pity.

"Well, aren't you coming Tiger?"

>>27045669
Robot in disguise

>>27045669
she was probably sent away from her parents for a reason

guess her parents don't like mutants

>>27045653
I can get behind this. Chances are, MJ's just as against the idea of dating her worst enemy as we are. We may be an ignorant teenager, but we aren't some stupid kid.

>>27045669
...IF SHE HAS A FUCKING VENOM ON HER, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO

>>27045653
I agree with this.

This is getting starting to approach levels of bullshit.

>>27045688
So let's hook up Harry with Mary. Surely she would like the arcade and we can crank her up from hurr leav alon pls to semi-decent gamer girl and what's more bro than helping another bro get laid?

>>27045707
Wasn't the reason Venom so dangerous was because he bonded with Peter and copied his power set?

I would think Venom would be vastly less dangerous if its only experience was bonding with normals.

Also this; >>27045653

>>27045733
But we -like- Harry.

>>27045733
Why would you do that to poor Harry? He's our friend, he doesn't deserve that!

>>27045741
Cosgrove has just turned MJ into Sodoko. What stops him from changing the Venom a little bit?

>>27045548
So MJ is a grown up Gaz? And also maybe evil? Our Spider-Sense going off like this continuously is bad...

>Write in: I... guess.
>Oh god I hope Gwen doesn't see me and get the wrong idea

>>27045653
Yeah, this whole setup reeks of bullshit. Aunt May and Uncle Ben DO know we like a certain blonde haired police chief's/commissioner's daughter?

Do the Parkers and Stacys have some kind of vendetta against each other we know nothing about?

>>27045746
>>27045751
Perhaps shy chicks go up his valley.

>>27045782
I mean, Tomoko, not Sodoko.

>>27045664
>Aunt May isn't going to put up with us being rude to a "lady"

As qoute from Mr.Toruge. "TREATING A LADY WITH RESPECT IS F*ING BADASS!"

>>27045741

Been saying that. Everyone assumes that the venom suit just magically had spidey's powerset...

It won't have excessive superhuman strength or webbing. Hell, it might not even have tentacles.

>>27045800
Perhaps Harry's secretly a Masochist!

>>27045548
Hm, could it be that Spider Sense picks up on menacing intent, and not necessarily whether or not the person is powerful enough to actually be a threat?

Its useless to talk to the folks. They are clearly pulling he whole set our children up thing.
We need to talk to mj about why she might be murdering us.
Or how such a thing is even possible.

>>27045859
You mean at some point we should ask her why she's trying to hate us to death?

>>27045548
>Fine, (out of pity)

"Game in your pocket, my treat, my rules,"

Later on, "So, what the hell happened to you? I came over tonight prepared for war, WAR, overcoming the crap out of years if deep seated trauma at your hands to stand up to you...and you're...this?"

>>27045653
Time to make Aunt May realize we aren't a doormat. We love her, but we're getting tired of her "doing us favors", and shit like that without telling us until the last moment, or at all.

>>27045894
No. Just no.

>>27045548
>[ ]Write in
Give an exasperated sigh, pinching the bridge of our nose as if to ward off a headache.
"Aunt MAy, I love you. And I know you raised me to be a gentleman. But you're asking me to drop my plans, and spend time with a person who used to treat me like garbage just because she could. The one person on this earth that I wouldn't weep a single tear for if she curled up and died in a gutter. This is what you want me to waste my time on. I'm sorry, but NO. I've always done everything you asked me to do, but I have to draw a line somewhere. And it's here. She doesn't deserve your sympathy or my company, and I don't deserve to be treated like a toy for your matchmaking games. Next time you get an idea like this, ask me first."
Walk away. All the way back to our room if need be. We have more important things to think about.

>>27045899
>>27045653
Agreed. They may feel it is for our 'best' but there is only so much you can push onto someone.

>>27045899
Nah we shpuld put a condition on it..
> fine
> pull out two hundred dollars
> but you and uncle ben have been way too stressed. Go have some fun.
> walk off with mj

>>27045937
see
>>27045937

>>27045908
Perhaps a bit. Admitting the trauma gives her a moment to believe she has power over us...no matter how fleeting.

>>27045937
Oh yes, pull out two hundred dollars for them to have fun, and NOT expect Aunt May to start asking questions?

Real freaking genius, Peter.

>>27045925
God, I would like this one to win but it's far in the way too late sadly. Still supporting.

>>27045949
Again no. Never, nyet, nein.

>>27045964
sorry, I take my time writing and try to proofread as I go.

>>27045958
We were already planning on giving them the money.
Talk now talk later its still a talk.

>>27045975
but not in front of strangers. And not if we're going to drag up their clandestine activities too.

>>27045925
Eh, we really don't seem to have anything better to do.

Also she's almost certainly been transferred to our class, so we're gonna have to learn to deal with her sooner rather than later.

>>27045974
No, I hear you. I 'try' to proofread my stuff also, but I still end up missing words and having grammar mistakes.

>>27045975
Yes, we were planning on giving them the money, but in such a way that they don't know it's from US. we want to give them the money without casting suspicion on ourselves, and doing that would do precisely that.

>>27045972
I meant to say "perhaps it was a bit much"

>>27045925
I'll throw my vote in with this. MJ needs to be put in her place, and May needs to learn that she can't treat us like a wind-up doll that does whatever she asks.

Also, nice job making him sound indignant and scornful without using a single curse word.

>>27045925
It's been like ten years.

We have no reason to keep all that resentment with us.

That's how Venom happens.

>>27045925
I like this, but perhaps we don't say that we wish MJ could die in a gutter. We word it in such a way that she knows we dislike her, but not that we outright despise her.

Peter's too much of a nice guy to really, truly HATE someone, even if it's our childhood tormentor. We can certainly dislike them, but hatred is something only reserved for truly vile people.

>>27045925
>The one person on this earth that I wouldn't weep a single tear for if she curled up and died in a gutter.

Dude. What?

>>27045548
>>[ ]…Fine, out of pity.
We kinda know what it's like to be the antisocial weird kid. Helping MJ to come out of her shell seems like it'd be a good project.

Also, I'm just curious as shit to see what Cosgrove's version of MJ is like and burning bridges is always a bad idea.

>>27046037
Considering it seems no one realizes how she treated Peter for the time she was around, no, I'm pretty sure that resentment is still there. It's very much an unresolved issue.

>>27045925
You're one of the people who never liked MJ at all, aren't you?

There's no writing her off the cast of the quest, and it's not worth being this bitter.

>>27045548
…Fine, out of pity.

Um, aren't you guys taking the childhood bully thing a bit to far? We haven't seen her in so long that we honestly don't know what she is like now. Same for her. If you held a grudge against people for the things they did as kids then a lot of people would be shit on in life because a lot of people were brats a kids.

>>27046052
True... and it HAS been ten years.

I mean, just LOOK at the sorry state MJ is in. It seems like karmic justice, but you can't help but feel kind of sorry for her because she ended up this way.

>>27045925
>>27045653
Either of these work for myself.

>>27046069
Yeah but now is not at all a good time to talk about it.

All it would do is make Aunt May and Uncle Ben feel guilty that they never noticed.

Just like they didn't notice Flash bullied us as well.

>>27045925
This is horribly rude to mj our aunt and uncle and everyone in the room
Storm off on foot, what are we twelve?
Next were going to hold our breath until we die unless gwen calls us.
I say we suck it up and rise above.

>>27046085
Pretty much yeah.

People are going too far.

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>“‘Treat her to dinner?' This is starting to sound like you're setting us up on a date or something."

You give Aunt May a long, flat stare as she gives you a sweet smile. “Treat her to dinner, Aunt May?

“This is starting to sound like you’re setting us up on a date or something.”

Aunt May and Anna Watson give you a too-innocent look as they exchange glances, trying to look skeptical before looking back at the both of you. “Wellllll, I suppose it /could/ be seen like that, Peter.”

Your look becomes more deadpan and she lets out a sigh, looking at you sadly.

“Alright, fine. That’s exactly what it was, Peter.

“Still, you can’t help it if your Aunt worries bout you, can you? I’ve seen you moping around recently, like a heartbroken teenager and I thought that from what I remember you always did spend time with Mary Jane when you were younger, even if you two did… roughhouse a bit. Even if you didn't work out, it'd be nice to see you have another friend, you always spend your time worknig or studying- never out enjoying yourself.

“Still, I won’t force you to take Mary Jane out if you don’t want to Peter. I didn’t mean to upset you.”

Your Aunt gives you a sad, apologetic look.

>[ ]”…fine, but it isn‘t a date”
>[ ]“I’m not doing it”
>[ ]Walk out
>[ ]Write in

>>27046100
Good. Because it's kind bullshit people go about lives and not take notice when someone is getting bullied to hell and back or just out right turn a blind eye to it.

>>27046109
>>[ ]”…fine, but it isn‘t a date”

>>27046109
>>[X]”…fine, but it isn‘t a date”
How's MJ reacting to this date-talk, by the way?

>>27046109
>[ ]”…fine, but it isn‘t a date”

>>27046109
>>[ ]”…fine, but it isn‘t a date”

>>27046109
>[ ]“I’m not doing it”

"I got better things to do."

>>27046123
They are not fucking psychic. If Peter's never told them he's being bullied, there's really no way for them to know provided the bullies don't come to his house or leave obvious bruises.

>>27046109
>”…fine, but it isn‘t a date”
Glance towards Mary Jane, see if she's as enthusiastic about this as we are.

Rolled 6

>>27046109
>[ ]“I’m not doing it”

>>27046109
>fine, but it isn't a date

>>27046150
We really don't.

I mean it's probably not a good idea to work on our costume when Aunt May and Uncle Ben are around and awake.

You know, best to be cautious.

>>27046085
personally as someone who was pretty much bullied for their entire school life up and till I turned 14, the sight of the bully in the state MJ is satisfaction and then some, people are taking this way to far.

>>27046109
[x] "Roughhouse. Ha.

I was actually to go hit the arcades with Harry today."

>>27046109
>[X]”…fine, but it isn‘t a date”
>[X]Write in
"... and I wouldn't exactly call what we did 'roughhousing', Aunt May."

We give MJ a look that says "You know EXACTLY what we mean, don't you?" and leave it at that.

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>>27046109
>[X]”…fine, but it isn‘t a date”

>>27046174
Studying, looking for a job, doing more work on the tutoring gig....

>>27046109
>[x]”…fine, but it isn‘t a date”

"Maybe I'll invite Gwen too!"

(probably won't happen, but if they mess with us, we mess with them)

>>27046109
>[ ]”…fine, but it isn‘t a date”
>[ ]Write in

"Aunt May, I'm sort of already kinda seeing Gwen already. I'll be the bigger man and take Mary out, but come on, these things you gotta tell me about. I wanted to go hang out with Harry