>>27033006
(2/2)

With a sudden flash you find yourself standing within a large crimson room which has a strong arabian theme. There is a kingsized bed and plump pillows and silks. You only have a few moments to look around before you blink, the world changing around you again.

You're in the living room. Fred is looking right at you; a look of stunned amazement and shock on his acne ridden face.

'Dude' he says, looking at your body.

You look down and find half your body has been turned to a skin colored smoke which streams out of the lamp which is now on the coffee table.

>Dude what the fuck is going on!
>Please tell me I'm imagining this!
>(stunned) Huh. This is...new.
>I'm a fucking genie! Sweet!
>other (don't abuse this option or it'll be taken away)

>(stunned) Huh. This is...new.

Explore our new self a bit more. Find a mirror?

>(stunned) Huh. This is...new.

I want to skip the freaking out phase.

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You float in mid-air and look at yourself -- stunned but oddly okay with what is happening. You feel detached from the situation at hand as if its happening to someone else and you're just viewing it through their eyes.

'This is...new' you say. You raise a hand to find it looks normal. The only difference in your appearance is the smoke.

'So does this mean I get a wish?' says Fred, scratching the back of his neck.

Somehow you know the answer; words rise to your mouth like a reflex.

'I am the new Djinn of the lamp. I shall grant you three, and only three wishes'

The words feel alien to you as if another is speaking through you.

'What will be your first wish?' you ask, instinctively crossing your arms.

Fred's face screws up in confusion. 'Dude, you're acting weird, what happens when I've made my wishes, will you be set free?'

'No' you say without hesistation 'I will disappear along with the lamp to a new location in space and time'

'Damn' says Fred 'Well, I promise I'll set you free for my third wish, okay?'

>Dude you better set me free or I'll turn you into a frog!
>Please don't mess around, man. I need to be home for dinner tonight.
>Alright, I'll grant your wishes but please set me free after.
>Thanks man. What's your first wish gonna be?
>other

>>27033418
>>Dude you better set me free or I'll turn you into a frog!

>Dude you better set me free or I'll turn you into a frog!

>>27033418
>Other
Sing "Friend like me!"
use out genie powers to sound like Robin Williams

'Dude you better change me back or I'll turn you into a frog!' you say, speaking in your normal vernaculor.

'Alright, man, geez' says Fred, sitting on the arm of his couch as he looks at you, smiling. 'You have to admit this is pretty awesome, though. Think of all the things that we could do with this!'

Fred slaps and rubs his hands together as he thinks. 'Right' he says 'For my first wish I want to be really attractive. And popular. The kind of person everybody wants to be around'


You feel a surge of power enter into your body. A need rises like wanting to cum as you feel yourself granting the wish...however the wish wasn't quite clear. How will you grant it?

>Grant Fred's wish the way he intended
>Grant Fred's wish with a little twist for your amusement
>Twist Fred's wish all the way just because you can

Detail how you will grant his first wish.


>>27033577
>soon

>>27033665

>Twist Fred's wish all the way just because you can

>>27033680
How will you twist it? (that's the fun part)

>>27033665
let's just give him his wish as best as we can. But warn him about vague terminology like "being popular". Popular with who?
With women? Well what kind of women? Look, we're not trying to be an asshat genie, but people need to be specific.

>>27033686
>>27033686

I transport Fred into the body of Hitler near the end of World War II. After all, Hitler was one of the most popular persons in Germany.

>>27033665
>Grant Fred's wish the way he intended

He'll screw with us if we don't

>>27033665
>Grant Fred's wish the way he intended

He's our best friend, no need to be a complete dick about it. And if we fuck with him on the first wish the 2nd and 3rd wish will be more annoying to deal with. If however he tries to fuck with us on the third wish and not free us, then shit goes down.

>>27033680
>>27033686
Well, if he got it then I'd like to suggest: first of all, we make him a woman. Secondly, a Muslim woman of such beauty and virtue, every man in the middle east wants the C from shim and don't care how many other men have been there.

Along with marriage proposals from oil shieks and such.

Oh, and to make shim really want to be hung out around by everyone, make shim skilled in all the arts and crafts Muslims waifus should know with a generous "and then some".

>>27033742
How about we make him the hottest girl in school/town. Like a cheerleader or something. It wouldn't be a bad fate.

So far we have

>Don't be a dick because its his first wish
and
>Turn him into a girl of some description

We could do either or both of these (in the interest of moving things along). Also, be sure to post how you would grant the wish specifically.

>>27033778
Well that was if we wanted to twist it "all the way".

Personally, I'd like to just grant him his wish.

But for just a "minor twist" I'd probably make him a hot chick who knows how to hold lots of interesting conversations with folks on all kinds of topics. (complete with "uploading" some samples of various art, theater, and game experience to compliment the knowledge)

>>27033840
Everyone vote for your choice.

Best of 5 wins.

>>27033934

Turn him into a girl.

>>27033934
Don't be a dick.

>>27033934
Grant his wish by giving him a 9/10 body and face, skilled in multiple forms of martial arts and firearm usage, knowledge and "experience" (uploaded into his mind) on all manner of topics, give him an awesome, influential job (like an internship with a senator), and basically make him Prince Ali (from Aladdin) crossed with the Major General from Pirates of Penzanse.

Let's make our first wish granting a nice one and show we're the top of our market in quality service.

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>>27033934
be good for swags sake

You decide that you'll be cool with your best friend by granting his wish as best you can. You decide to make him both handsome and popular in his social circles.

Genie Skill Chart:
Good Wish Bonus: +0points.
Devious Wish Bonus: +0 points
Granting what the mortal wants: +0 points
Twisting the mortal's wish: +0points.

The higher the roll the better the wish outcome for the mortal. Over time your attitude to granting wishes will give you bonuses and minuses.

Roll 1d100 for success of wish granting

1-20 -- Wish goes very, very wrong (or so, so good depending if you're a mean genie)
21-40 -- Pretty bad but not the worst (minor bad twist)
41-60 -- Neautral (hits the minimum need for the wish to succeed)
61-80 -- The wish goes better than intended with a slight bonus.
81-00 -- The Wish is fulfilled above and beyond the mortal's expectations

Rolled 49

>>27034166
let's roll!

Rolled 86

>>27034166

>>27033934
First wish should be dick-free. The second, however, is free game. How close are we to Fred, friendshiply speaking?

>>27034244
Good friends.

>>27034186
Going with first roll. However after this roll if anon has a better method for taking rolls let me know.

>>27034186
Dammit!
>>27034235
Booyah!
>>27034278
Dice+GODdDAMMIT!

You snap your fingers as Fred -- who was a ginger kid with an acne ridden face and below average height -- grows to be six foot tall with a strong, athletic build and muscular arms. His clothes, previously a batman shirt and shorts, change to become a stylish polo shirt and jeans. His hair becomes short and styled. His face becomes that of a handsome young man who looks older than he really is. After the transformation Fred 2.0 stands before you -- bigger, stronger and a hell of a lot more handsome. It still looks like him, in the lines of his face and the shape of his nose, all boosted by a genetically superior self.

'This is fucking awesome!' he says, jumping around before finding a mirror. He pulls up his shirt to reveal a toned six pack. 'I feel amazing' -- his smile makes even your vapory knees go a little weak.

His phone rings. Its the batman theme. He quickly picks it up and holds the phone to his ear.

'Hello' he says, you can't hear whose on the other end. However the expression on Fred's face tells you it's someone worth talking 'Oh, hey...sure I'm free...really?...so we're...oh, don't worry...the mall? Yeah I'll meet you there in at eight'

>>27034430
Fred hangs up and looks at you with a handsome puppy dog grin.

'Do you know who that was?' he says 'that was Lizzie...she's sort of my girlfriend now'

Lizzie is the hot blonde bombshell at your school. A bit of a slut she's the most popular and the queen bee. And now she's Fred's girl.

>Your welcome.
>That's awesome. Are you going to go?
>Do you remember anything of your new life?
>Want to make your next wish?
>other

>>27034447
>You're welcome. You get one more wish.

>>27034447

>other
>Who the fuck are you? You're not the Fred I knew. You are no longer my friend!

>>27034447
let's do a quick systems check, even we don't seem to get the full extent of what we did:
>Do you remember anything of your new life?

>>27034447
"I need to check something quickly.

Who would win in a fight, Batman or Captain America?"

'Do you remember anything of your new life?' you say, floating by his side. As you float further away from the lamp you feel legs form beneath you until you now stand beside Fred, albeit a good deal smaller and less attractive than he is.

'Not a thing' says Fred, clapping you on the shoulder with a large hand 'but I'm looking forward to finding out...I might even get to screw Lizzie tonight'

You roll your eyes.

'Who would in a fight, Batman or Captain America?' you say.

Fred looks at you with a dumbfounded expression on his face.

'Eh...whose Batman?'

You physically feel your anus tighten with rage.

'I'm fucking with you man!' says Fred, laughing 'Batman would win, of course'

His hand pounds your shoulder.

'Good' you say 'you've got one more wish'

Fred looks sits back and sprawls on the couch.

'Great' he says 'what should I wish for next...'

>Setting me free would be good
>What do they do usually? Tons of money?
>What else could you want?
>You don't have to wish for something now. We could just hangout for a while.
>other

>>27034621

>Other: 'you should wish for omnipotence. I need an other super-human bro to hang out with and since I don't know anybody else it might as well be you.'

>>27034621
>Other: "You should wish for a copy of all the best new games to be shipped to your house upon release. Even if you didn't play them, you could sell them."
We need him to burn it on something more down to earth, and get him to set us free already. We don't want him getting power hungry or else he'll want more for the third wish instead of making good.

This thread isn't really taking off. I'll come back at a better time and start again.

>>27034909
Yup. right when I show up

>>27034909
Damn.
>>27034621
>other
Sing Friend Like Me...

But seriously, probably ask
>well what else could you want?

>>27034909

New quests are like that if they dont have a following. If you play it we will come. This one does seem like a interesting premise, so I doubt it will be hard to get a following going

>>27034621

>what else do you want?

I'll keep going then :)

Writing.

>>27034621
"share the wealth and wish that both of us are extremely lucky."

>>27035035
Dude looks great so far

>setting me free would be good

'What else do you want?' you ask.

Fred scratches his head and mulls the question over.

'I don't really know' he says 'maybe something that'll make this new life of mine even better...'

'You could wish for Omnipotence' you say 'or to have brand new games arrive weeks before they're offically released, you could sell them back as good as new'

There is a sudden round of knocks on the door. You and Fred look at one another.

>Should I answer the door?
>Are you going to answer it?
>Shouldwe ignore it
>other

>>27035181

IGNORE IGNORE IGNORE

>>27035181
>Ignore It
"We have shit to do Fred"

>>27035181

>Ignore

I think there are more important things to do right now don't you think Fred?

>>27035181

Oh shit, it must be the Mormons. Just ignore and act like we're not home, like when my ex-wife calls me asking about her alimony payment.

>>27035181
>Other
make self look perfectly normal again.

>>27035259
can we do this?

You look at yourself and find that you look normal as you were before, however there is a slight trail of smoke which follows you as if you had just smoked a ciggerette.

'Ignore it' you say 'we have wishes to make'

Fred nods an 'okay' and stays where he is. The pounding at the door only gets louder and more furious.

'I know you're in there, Freddie!' says a girl's voice 'Open the door!'

Fred turns to you 'I wish I knew everything I needed to about my new life'

The surge returns. You feel yourself ready to grant the sudden wish.

>Good Version of Wish (+10 to roll)
>Neutral (+0)
>Bad (-10)

This can reflect how you feel about the wish itself or the person wishing it.

>>27035369
Good

Rolled 7

>>27035369

come on bad version of wish

>>27035369

Fuck, he's wasting his wish on petty bullshit. What a fucking moron. You could've been a god Fred!

Rolled 29 + 10

>>27035369
Let's play it cool.

>>27035369

>Neutral

Rolled 67

>>27035369
Neutral

You don't feel strongly either way of the wish. Perhaps a little pissed he's wasting it but you have no ill will towards your friend.

Roll 1d25 (first four replies counted)

Rolled 23

>>27035488

rollin

come on baddie

Rolled 17

>>27035488

Rolled 25

>>27035488

Rolled 2

>>27035488

We want high or low?

>>27035523
see
>>27034166

His wish will result better than expected. Seeing as you did not try to hinder it in anyway.

How will you grant his wish?
>All memories plus additional knoweldge
>Give him some added fun memories
>other

>>27035560
>All memories plus additional knoweldge
the second option sounds really gay.

>>27035560

>Give him some added "fun" memories

>>27035560
>other
>All of the above.

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>mfw Fred is a total normalfag unimaginative shit

Seriously? Fred could wish for magical powers or a spaceship of immortality and he wishes for something well within the realm of real life? He doesn't even wish to be fabulously wealthy or a genius, but just a normal person who has an above-average social life? Why are we friends with this retard?

>>27035628
maybe after fred fucks up the 3rd wish our next master will be a space tyrant or something

>>27035628

Considering his first wish I could guess pity.

You decide to give him some awesome memories to go along with the ones he would already have of his new life; he's a prime athlete and he's doing pretty well in college. He's banged more girls than you could ever dream of -- including numerous freesomes with Becky and Taylor. A slew of great parties and vacations swim into his mind. Including the fact that he knows just who is standing outside.

'Shit' he says 'Its Lizzie, she must have found out about Taylor and Becky...'

>Well hurry up and free me and then you can sort that out
>Don't answer the door
>Hurry up and sweet talk her so she'll leave
>You're welcome
>other

>>27035628
aha some people just don't give this sort of thing much thought.

>>27035668

"Dude get me out of this lamp now."

>>27035668
>>Well hurry up and free me and then you can sort that out

Just relieve me of your mundane bullshit, "Fred." Your petty concerns do not interest me.

>>27035668
>>Well hurry up and free me and then you can sort that out

If he doesn't, we ruin him with the last wish.
He will taste as much scorn as his poor wording can muster.
For we will be at another time and place.

He can fucking rot if he doesn't free us.

>>27035642
^This

>>27035668
>free me then you can sort that out

>>27035720

No. Let's have the next holder be the queen of a country, a hobo in the street, or a fa/tg/uy

>>27035668

>Free me and sort it out

Rolled 12

>>27035668
>You owe me my wish, then I'll cover for you.

>>27035668

>Free me

He is totally going to screw us over

I got a feeling he is gonna screw us over now

Or else this story would be very short

>>27035668

"Last wish, you free me. I tell you to do this, because if you make any other wish, I will bend it as far within my power as I can to undo whatever has been done and make your suffer for the rest of your life.

The ball is in your court, Fred."

'Dude get me out of this lamp, now' you say, fighting to keep the fear out of your voice.

'Sure thing man' says Fred, before the pounding on the door gets even worse. He hesistates, looks to you shrugs and then goes and opens the door. A pretty girl with tan skin storms inside the second the door is opened. It's Lizzie.

'What the fuck!' she says, holding her phone in one hand and her purse in the other 'You've been screwing Taylor and Becky?!'

Fred doesn't even bat an eyelid, he grims cooly and asks Lizzie to sit down.

'Come on, sit and we'll talk this out' he says, taking a seat himself. LIzzie faulters for a moment before sitting beside him.

'Who's this?' she says, turning to you. You feel your cheeks redden. She's pretty fucking hot.

'Oh that's just anon' he says 'don't worry about him. He's cool'
'Can you make him go away?' she says, not even looking at you anymore.

'Dude could you leave us for an hour?' he says 'I need to talk to my girl'

>Leave
>Free me first.
>Dude fuck with me. Free me.
>Sure, I'm not sure I can...go far though
>other

>>27035826

>other: I turn Lizzie into a frog and then I say 'This will be your fate if you do not free me!'

>>27035826
Vanish right in front of the girl, smoke, lights everything into the lamp
Screaming
YOUR THIRD WISH SOON MORTAL

>>27035826

>Dude (don't) fuck with me. Free me.

>>27035826
I GAVE YOU THIS LIFE FOR NOTHING.

NOW FREE ME

>>27035844

THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

>>27035844
>Letting some stupid bitch decide the third wish when he has to explain why he has a fucking geenie

>>27035826
Fuck.

He's going to wish us away.

Fuck this, Fred is no longer the friend we once knew.

Let him waste his third wish, let's screw him over as hard as we can, then appear in another place at another time as a fucking pissed off geenie.

This has awesome potential.

You decide that you're not going to wait around just so he can talk to a girl he's technically known for two minutes. You feel a light show is in order. Come to think of it, how far can you stretch your genie powers when you're not granting a wish?

>Attempt to go back inside the lamp and pop out again
>Try to change something about the room
>Try to change something about yourself
>other

>>27035877
If he does that, then we will simply assume he wished us completely gone, including our magic that turned him into what he is now.
Reverting him back to a ginger with acne and with the chick hating him, leaving him alone and without his only good friend.

Our vengeance is harsh.

>>27035904
>>Try to change something about yourself

>>27035904
>Try to change something about the room

I turn all the surfaces in the room into red-hot iron.

>>27035904
>>27035941
Not red-hot, but make it sweltering with our built up rage.
We may be able to go efreet on this pair of bitches.

>>27035941
Holy shit that's cruel.

>>27035919
>>Try to change something about yourself

Fred was a solid 9/10 was he? How about we become a solid 13/10 so he can see how little the girl truly cares for her.

>>27035963
truly cares for him*

>>27035963
I like the cut of your glorious jib.

We're still getting wished away.

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>>27035904
>Try to change something about yourself
You dare defy me!

>>27035963
Get on with the cuckold.

>become ridiculously hot
>point out that Fred is a cheating douche so why can't you cheat on him?
>proceed to dick her in front of Fred

That's what you get for ignoring us.

>>27036022
The best kind of Genie.

>Hot room
or
>Super hot anon

I've written up the former but will take the time to write the opposite if that is what anon wants.

>>27036061
Super hot anon

>>27036061
Why not both?
Make it.. Steamy...

>>27036061
I say this >>27035963


Emotional pain is so much more efficient than physical.

Rolled 49

>>27036147
Making room hot

Rolled 29

>>27036147
Nice and steamy. Don't want to hurt, just make a chick take her clothes off..

Rolled 24

>>27036147
Let's do this.

You decide you're not going to just get brushed aside by your lame friend who's life has changed THANKS TO YOU. You consider making the room piping hot, letting them cook for a few seconds so they get the message, however you decide that its better to hit someone where it really hurts. Their ego.

You concentrate, willing yourself to become more than a ten out of ten. You'll become Lizzie's ideal partner (in form only) to make Fred insanely jealous.

>Roll 1d25 (first four rolls counted)
>60 or more to succeed

Rolled 19

>>27036175
36 left

Rolled 17

>>27036176

60 or more to succeed? Accumulated?

Rolled 24

>>27036190
>>27036175
17 left.

>>27036176
Apologies for confusion. The first four rolls to reply to this are the ones which count.

>>27036200
Yep, so three more rolls to reach above 65

So, 85/60, sweet success

Rolling

Rolled 4

>>27036176

Still need two more rolls.

Rolled 17

>>27036176

Rolled 7

>>27036176

You will yourself to become the hottest son-of-a-gun that ever existed...instead however you overdue the channel of magic inside you and release too much. Magic, when it goes wrong, is very, very fucked up. You feel yourself grow and swell until you are seven feet tall and hulking, exploding out of your clothes as you shoot upwards. Like something from Dragon Ball Z muscles build on muscles as you shout from the exertion, trying to stop it.

'What the fuck!' shouts Fred as Lizzie screams at the top of her lungs.

'I wish you were far away from here!' shouts Fred as your head smashes through the roof. Like someone let air out of a balloon you feel yourself deflate and return to normal as your need to grant the wish outweights your faulty use of magic. You would be relieved if not for the wish and the fact that you're now naked in front of your once best friend and his girlfriend.

>Your last words for Fred?
then
>Roll 1d25 (four as usual)
>And don't forget to add whether you want the wish to backfire on Fred in some way or not.

Rolled 8

>>27036390

>'You wish I were far away from you huh? Well ok, I'm going to move myself a million miles away, along with the rest of the universe, while you stay in the same place. Enjoy being relocated to the center of the sun!"

Rolled 6

>>27036390

"Youuuuuuuuuuu diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!"

Rolled 6

>>27036390
Far away from here...that sounds doable

We're going to change zipcodes. With everything except Fred. I've always wanted to live in Malibu. I'm sure we'll find a good master there.

>>27036390
Of fucking course we want the wish to backfire.

But why did we fail the roll? We rolled either 64 or 84.

Oh well, I honestly don't see how we can make this backfire on him.

Rolled 4

>>27036431

Death is too good. Let's send him to Australia.

Rolled 23

>>27036454

Send him to another planet, not one that is inhospitable, but one that is harsh. Go ahead and send him with the girl who is mad at him and the rest of the house.

Guys, we can't move HIM, he wants US to be far away from here.

We can't move everything else either.

So how can we fuck him over by only moving ourself?

>>27036478

We could move really fast so we make a hole in his house and cut his gas line, causing him and his girlfriend to die in a fiery inferno.

>>27036478

He wants "us" far away from "here."

If we wanted to be a dick, we could just port down the street.

Or we could move the universe so that the room that we were in is now in Australia's outback.

Ok, his wish seems to have failed hard.

Let's go far away, and drag with us fucking everything he holds dear

Okay so together you rolled 26.

Which is BAD news for him. Added to this you add the +10 of your own bad will towards the wish leaving him with 13.

This means that his words can get seriously twisted.

>Far Away From Here

What constitutes 'far away'
What Constitutes 'Here'

from what I've gathered you can
>change where 'here' is so you can send him and his surrounding to somewhere far, far away
>You can also go far away, or stay exactly where you are

Fred sure is a cunt.

>captcha; Chareut Kahn

>>27036518

Let's teleport his house to hell.

Rolled 4

>>27036478
We CAN move everything else.

Allow my anonymous self dazzle you with my legalese.

"I wish you were far away from here!"

"I wish." This is good. This means everything after this is something we can act upon.

"You were," this us, clearly. No amount of legalese will change the sentence "I wish you," from meaning the subject, him, and the object, us, as something else.

Here's where it gets fun. "far away from here!"

He, clearly, means "here," as in "my domicile/homestead/home." This isn't a problem, because "here," also, clearly, refers to a very specific point on the two dimensional plane we generally exist nearly the entirety of our lives on.

Fred never wished us out of his house, Fred wished us away from "here." Fred never said don't fuck with his stuff. We're going to fuck with his stuff, because this genie don't look like a bitch.

>>27036518
Change where here is to some good old fuck'n deathtrap Australia.

Good luck in the outback with dingos and social life fucker.

>>27036518
far away is an arbitrary distance so lets say outside the house so we can just walk right back in and slap his shit or give liz 3 wishes to fuck up

>>27036518

How about we teleport ourselves 20 miles above his house and then we fall down on his house wrecking his roof.

>>27036572
We're going to be sent to another time and place after we grant the wish.
So we need to do something that directly affects him.

>>27036617
Like move into a Malibu beach house.

You decide to send Fred all the way to Australia for that damn wish. You teleport yourself outside of town where you can see his house, just a tiny spec, off in the distance. As you stand there you also watch in delight as his house floats up towards the sky, the plumping and other things connected underneath falling away as his house soars into the sky...headed for the good old Australian outback.

You presume that after this whole mess he'll be okay. Maybe. There's no telling if he'll survive the outback and make it back to town. All you really know is that that's the best you could do on the spot with such a wish.

You feel a mix of satisfaction and fear as you see the lamp fall from the sky and lamp by your foot with a thud. You look at it for one long second before you dissolve into a cloud of skin colored vapor and find yourself back into the large, plush room.

>Explore the room
>Like for a way out
>other

>>27036677
Explore. We're gonna be here for a while...might as well get comfortable.

>>27036518
You cant get further away than TIME TRAVEL so lets send this cunt back to the dino age

>>27036677

Start listening to some daft punk, reflect on our mistakes, and look forward to fucking with the next person that gets our lamp...

Unless they really need it.

>>27036677

Oh this must be the lamp's interior. Like in 'I Dream of Jeanie.' I explore the room.

>>27036677

Gotta explore

>>27036677
"check bed" for "sexy chicks", if that fails "go north"

You explore the room. Not finding much beyond a bed and questionable decorum. Its pretty big and round like a large penny. The ceiling is the most interesting part; above there is a small gap which shows the sky which flashes from a bright white to a pitch black every ten seconds or so.

You realize this is the lamp interior. You check the bed for a potential harem and find nothing.

>knock, knock, knock

You turn towards a circular door which wasn't there before.

>answer
>wait
>ask who it is
>other

>>27036677

>other: pray to God to extricate me from this hellish fate

(taking a shower back in ten-fifteen minutes)

>>27036775

No use delaying the inevitable, answer.

>>27036778
Nope.
>>27036775
Listen to Daft Punk's Lucky.
unlock the door. If they come in, that's dandy, if not. Fuck 'em.

>>27036775
>Ask who it is.

>>27036775
open door with expectations of answers and plot exposition

>>27036919
Oh you.


--

You decide to open the door -- I mean, what else are you going to do? -- you immediately regret doing so as you come face to face with a big, red eyed, sharped tooth demon ripped with muscle.

'Are ru Djinn of Rump?' it asks in broken English, voice deep and throaty.

>Slam door in its face
>'It would appear so'
>'What the hell are you?'
>'Just tell me what's going on'
>other

>>27037009

>just tell me what's going on

>>27037009
Just finished reading, joining in now.

>>'It would appear so'
Let's try and seem like we sort of know what's going on.

>>27037009
Close the door slowly, yet forcefully and start blasting Daft Punk.

Need to stop now. Archived. Will be back tomorrow the same time.Its been fun!

>>27037097
thanks. see you later

>>27037097

Righteous, another time Djinn.