You feel the tendrils of.. something.. slipping into your brain.. Something interfering with your thoughts, obscuring what you feel.. how you feel, and even why..
You focus your Oculars upon the Red Queen.. staring her down.. Your brain scrambles itself, an unpaired force of creation begins to act within you and...
>Hardware accepted:... Drivers for "Lens of Truth" fabricated and uploaded...
What is this.. What's going on inside of your head... You touch your face, as you feel one of your eyes cycling suddenly through several lens...
You back away from the Red queen, smiling,"I, ah.. I too.. Must use the restroom.. I'll.. Ah.. I'll be right back..."

You excuse yourself and abandon the premise, heading into the castle, soon finding a mirror upon the wall.. Nay, in fact, there are many mirrors...
Your eye continues the mad switch between lenses, visible only within your human-form's pupil. Some twist, and others are fused together as everything is put into place...
You look into the mirror and you see...

You bear no beard at all, and your clothes? They are missing, gone... Nonexistent...

You look down, with one eye bearing the lens, and the other eye seeing the wonder, you see that seeing the truth of your status as nude begins to write itself into the reality of Wonderland...
You very shortly, find yourself cloth-less.

You stare back into the mirror, looking into the lens of truth, with the lens of truth...

>ph'nglui mglw'nafh
>hf'ang lwui deivokh
>zshai'hm reckt'le

... You stop doing that.. you stop doing that right now... The lens bore a strange mark that appeared akin to a polygonal footprint..
Yet beyond that?
You felt those words pour directly into your mind...

Looking around the castle with the lens, you find that viewing this place with your mundane eye and lens of truth to be.. unsettling...
As you stare at something, it is slowly unraveled from this faux reality...
Yet if you look with the lens alone, it is written out almost immediately...

You switch away from the lens and hold your head, still pounding from the messed up words...

Oh, and you are still quite naked..
>[] Take some curtains and wrap yourself up.
>[] Loot around the rooms for a prepare replacement of attire...
>[] Find Madeleine to make clothing together...
>[] Go commando.
>[] (Other)

Did I ever mention that I simply love red tea?
By red tea, are you talking about chinese black tea or rooibos?

Some questions for Alice:

Dear Alice,

My brother is slowly becoming a drunkard, which is quite astonishing as we are akumas and thus not affected by alcohol. He fell in with a bad crowd and is now reading strange forbidden book. I also have a suspicion that he's sneaking out at night to kill without me, his big sister!

What should I do?

- A concerned sister

>>27011043
>[] Go commando.
And pretend we are wearing a robe fit for an emperor.

>>27011074
Rooibos, I'm not a yellow person after all.

You should be a dear and start drinking with him. If you don't, he'll definitely become an alcoholic.
If the crowd he's with has him reading the book, you definitely should get him out of it as they're nerds, reading is for nerds, and I don't like nerds. Neither should you. They are horrible little candies.
I mean the cherry lemon flavor doesn't even taste like cherry lemon! I also hear that they're shells are made of of crushed beetle wings.

Beetles. Are. Adorable.

My favorite is the bombardier beetle, because the experts tend to wear a very fin mustache.

Mustaches are for the proper gentleman.
You should grow one!

>>27011043
Find some clothes for ourself.

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>>27011288
I am thinking about it, just how strong is not crazy Alice? I mean, in her current state, she is pretty damn powerful and command more respect and fear than any other Noah, except the Doctor.
Dear Alice,

I accidently a whole demon soul. What should I do?

-A concerned Akuma.

I suppose I'll just keep responding to the mail until the others get here.. Or there's a tip of the scale, as the vote is evenly balanced.

>>27011400
Dear, Panicking Akuma,

Always carry a towel.

-Alice, the Wonderful

>>27011043
[X] Loot around the rooms for a prepare replacement of attire...

Then go and find our dear Maddie.

>>27011574
Right then!
Letters be damned, we have ourselves a solution!

>>27011501
Dear Alice,

Well, thanks to your advice, I now have a demon towel. Well, I don't have it anymore, it fled away and strangled/beheaded seven people and wrote something about the coming darkness with the blood of its victims.

My question is, how do I get blood stains out of my towel?

-An increasingly panicked akuma

>>27011574
That reminds me
Could we switch to our dead lady shape? She is still wearing clothes I believe.

>>27011612
Oh, what a novel idea.

>>27011612

Dear Calm Akuma,

The stains won't ever come out. They never do. Not ever in your life. Your wretched, pathetic, miserable blood-stained toweled life.

I hope you enjoy your delightful towel.
-Alice, the Sarcastic.

Yes, yes you could become a dead lady.

>>27011667
Well then. Instead of stealing someone else's clothes like a criminal, let's become a dead noble lady and find Madeleine.

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>>27011648
>>27011667
>>27011612
Anyone else for becoming the dead lady before we can find a change of clothes? We could always try to find a fake mustache to pass as a gentleman.

>>27011667
Dear Alice,

IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS

-A tortured soul used to make an Akuma

You look around the room that your in..
Splendidly furnished, this is the main hall of the castle, a staircase of velvet red dominating the center of the of the expanse, you had been looking upon a mirror that hangs from the wall against the staircase.

You bring your fingers to your face with your head still pounding and begin to make your way up the stairs to find some sort of clothing for yourself among the rooms.
A gentleman can't be caught naked after all..
Yet you have been.. There is a rabbit in coattails staring at you with its mouth slightly agape, eyes wide and alarmed.
It points at you, hand shaking with disbelief," Y-y-you..."
Locking your eyes with the rabbit, you kneel down, hugging your knees and nod mockingly," I-I-I..."
"You're naked!" The rabbit screams, hopping around in circles, and you jump back to standing in your birthday suit!
"Ah, So I am!"
The white rabbit covers its eyes," I''m telling the Queen, I'm telling the Queen!"
And so the lupine departs.. You stand there amongst the gallery's stairs, smirking for a moment with a misplaced sense of triumph...

And then it hits you."Devil! I'm naked and the Queen will soon find out!"
Your eyes dart over the upper floor, seeking out some sort of guidance among the rooms.
You jump at one of the doors, throw it open and see a swan taking a shower.
"Ah, hello there." You smile nervously..
The Swan's mouth parts slighty, as she looks to you, then she looks down to herself, then she looks at you- Why does this seem familar? And then down to herself...

A seductive smile appears upon her beak and she beckons you inside with a finger-like feather...

>[] I suppose I can't refuse a lovely lady's invitation!
>[] Well, a man's got to do what he's got to do..
>[] Shut the door and open another one in your search for fine garments.
>[] Kill the swan and wear her skin.
>[] (Other)

>>27012007
Transform into a lady. A dead clothed one.

>>27012007
[X] Shut the door and open another one in your search for fine garments.

>>27012007
(sigh) "I'm sorry, but not without my fiancé...I may be back later"

>try another room

>>27012007
>[] Kill the swan and wear her skin.

*clear throat*

Lets not forget our murderbot roots.

>>27012050
You reallized we'd end up looking like that guy with the swan inner tube from one piece right? I also think the queen would notice that we were wearing her dinner.

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>>27012084
I don't see this as a bad thing.

We can always bluff about the swan disappearance.

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>>27012084
>>27012155
OKAMA MY WAY!!!

You have not yet realized what you've done.

>>27012178
You have not realized that we perfectly realized that we didn't realize that what we have done could not have bad consequence.

It hurts.

>>27012044
>>27012045
>>27012046
>>27012050

Perfectly balanced... What a conundrum..

>>27012256
>[] Kill the swan and wear her skin.
I mean, what's the worst that could happen.

>>27012256
Then I change my vote to closing the door and turning into the dead lady, which was my choice earlier.

>>27012256
I'll still maintain the dead lady vote.

>>27012284
>>27012292
>>27012314

I've got some facepalming to get out of the way.

Also- Pick a non-shitty genre of music... I need something to listen to...

>>27012323
>I've got some facepalming to get out of the way

...what?

>Also- Pick a non-shitty genre of music... I need something to listen to...
Techno-country
Dubstep
Classic bagpipes orchestra
Megaman boss music

>>27012323
Electroswing.

>>27012256
Adding a vote for more door opening hijinks!

>kill swan, but don't wear her for clothing. Instead set her room on fire and claim we are naked because our clothes caught fire and we had to ditch them.

>>27012323
http://grooveshark.com/#!/s/The+Serpentine+Offering/7Et1E?src=5

Also I vote >>27012046

Alright, I've figured it out...

1d100 chance-roll!

Rolled 43

>>27012553
oh boi

Rolled 49

>>27012553
Critfail here I come.

Rolled 33

>>27012553
BY THE POWER OF THE RED QUEEN

Rolled 43

>>27012553

Rolled 97

Completely mediocre .

>>27012572
>>27012576
>>27012581
How average.

Rolled 31

>>27012607
the power of pessimism at work

>>27012617
>>27012607

Grade A Pessimism

>>27012607
...this amuses me far more then it should.

>>27012627
So what are we doing? Are we disguising ourselves?

Rolled 65

>>27012671
I just hope we won't be flipping that bird which would incidently make the red queen flip her bird.

>>27012691
Well, we didn't fail hard, so we can probably turn the situation around if similar past situations are any indication.

>>27012756
Fucking optimists jinxing everything...

The Swan traces her other wing down her curves, or rather what curves a waterfowl such as herself does have, however you graciously raise your hand, and close your eyes as a gentleman should.
"I'm afraid that I must decline my dear, I could not do such a thing without my fiancé.." You open one of your eyes and curl your lips into a fox-like smirk," I may be back later."
The Swan turns her beak away and raises it, seemingly offended, yet she takes on a coy smile,"I'll be awaiting.." With the face of an effeminate man.

You squint your eyes closed hard and throw the door closed. "I should've asked him for soap.. I need it for my eyes.."

You hear a ruckus from downstairs and your danger-sense tingles. You rush to another door and so you fling that one open as well, jumping inside without looking this time.

Perfectly normal, please be perfectly normal.. Normally normal...
You turn around, and see a rack with a man stretched over it like a tanned hide, an iron maiden, smiling gleefully as tears of blood weep out of her eyes, A chair that is shaped suspiciously like a pyramid with a woman resting upon it, her dress stained with blood, and despair written all over your face.

Various other implements litter this room.. You smile," Ah, perfectly normal..
You hear a knock at the door,"Hello? anyone in there?!"

In that moment you are reminded of your primary concern, you are still quite naked and you haven't remedied this situation yet.

You tap into your other form, that of the late Lady Florin.
To your surprise, the body bears no sign of rot, or marks of death.. You appear just as alive as she must have been once.. and instead of funeral clothes, you are dressed in the most gorgeous gown that could complement the fair lady's features..

Somehow, you feel like more of a woman, like this form may actually suit you..
Another knock at the door," Hello?!"

Oh yes, what shall you do?
>[] You have control.

Rolled 15

>>27012845
Answer the person knocking at the door with a slightly annoyed "yes?"

After that, lets take a closer look upon the woman on the chair.

>>27012845
>and despair written all over her face.

I don't know how I got that mixed up...

>>27012845
"Who is it?"

Make sure to draw out what we're saying in a singsongy voice.

>>27012845
Grab a flogging implement and some shackle to be used on our visitor. "~Come in!~"

>>27012845
Find a marker and write "dispare" on the woman's face. She isn't worth proper spelling! Whole doing so invite our guest to come in.

"Yes?~" You draw out the word with obvious irritation as you part your lips into a fake lady's smile.
You search around through the various little toys around the room and shortly find a proper flogging implement- a cat o' nine.
The voice carries through the door," I'm sorry t' in'errupt m'lady. We 'eard of a bare guest wit'in the queen's cassle. 'ave y' seen such a rambunctious rapscal? "

"No.. I do NOT believe that I have.. May I ask whom I am speaking to?~" You jingle around a pair of furry cuffs and throw them to the side, useless ridiculous things.
"Ahm a card o' th' queen's guard m'lady. Ah'll continue me search. Do tell if you find the nude man 'round here. Th' queen'd like to 'ave a word with 'im and 'is fiance." You hear the armored steps of the card stomp away, likely to check at the other doors.. Oh, you do hope that the swan won't tattle upon you..

You finally find a pair of right shackles, yet you frown slightly, whyever were you looking for these things again?
You toss them to the side and they sprawl about upon the ground.
The lady upon the pyramid chair looks to you," Ah, hello there.. Say.. could you do me a favor and flog me a bit? I'm quite uncomfortable with my skin not in tatters.. The queen says that I must sit here wearing it, though I can bar-ely stand it.."
She shakes her head, prissy tears falling from her face.
The Iron Maiden laughs hysterically," Oh you, I saws that I did! You were a man, and you changed into a girl! A right lady actually.. Say, if'n yer look'n for a prper place t' hide, y' should step on inside o' me! I'm real warm an' cozy.."
The Iron Maiden opens up her body, showing a generous display of jagged iron spines facing inward.. Lovely.. simply lovely..
"No, He's mine! I need to be flogged! I need my skin torn from my body by leathers!" The Chair-woman screams.
The Stretched man giggles giddily," Oy, oy. You could wear me if ya take me off'a this thing...

>Chair-woman
>[] Oblige the Chair-woman, whip her till she's right and bloody.
>[] Push her off.
>[] Leave her alone.

>The Stretched Man
>[] Turn the rack to stretch the man further.
>[] Take the man off the rack.
>The Iron Maiden
>[] Enter the Iron Maiden
>[] Close the Iron Maiden

>[] Leave this room, you have things to do..
.

>>27013149
Let's not be too hasty. These guys may have been tortured for a good reason. Maybe rebellious reasons.

>>27013473
Stick lady in Iron Maiden.

Not sure what to do with the man, maybe set the rack facing the iron maiden so they can talk, but gag him first?

Head out. Look for our fiancé, Alice and a set of fine, male clothings to wear.

>>27013473
Take a brief look at these people with the lens of truth, not enough to undo anything, but long enough to see what they actually are.

>>27013511
You're right. Darn, I don't think we can look at them with the eye of truth (negate the queen's mental influence on them) without erasing them from existence. We might need Alice to get them back to normal, assuming they are what you think they are that is.

>>27013598
With BOTH (sorry for shouting) eyes open! Or else we insta-kill them.

>>27013625
They'll be instantly erased if we only use the eye of truth. Kt's a slower process if we use both it and our normal eyes.

>>27013598
This.

Also, serious question: who is the man in the couple formed by Maddie and Faednir?

>>27013704
Hehehehe...


Alright, so you wish to observe them them with the Lens of Truth? Alright then..

QUICK 1d100 CHAAAAANCE

Rolled 44

>>27013760
On a scale of 1 to WAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!, how horrific is it going to be?

>>27013704
Maddie

Rolled 64

>>27013767
Rolling

>>27013704
Both.

Rolled 13

>>27013767
Doh!

Rolled 90

>>27013797
>>27013795
>>27013777
What is with the dices tonight?

>>27013817
Dicegods dammit!

>>27013817
When it doesn't matter their pretty damn good.

Rolled 37

>>27013849
Seriously, the dice Gods have decided to curse us tonight. Someone sacrifice a goat or a towel or something.

I am sure this will crit.

Alright, It's going to be so.

Henceforth and beforeafter, Chance rolls will take the best of 5 dice!

Your godmother Alice has spoken!

>>27013891
Have I mentioned that I love your wondrous Wonderland, godmother? It's just the most wonderful place ever!

Rolled 21

I'm here. I'm queer. And I'm ready to roll some fucking dice.

Missed the last two, but I finally managed to jump aboard the train to Wonderland.

NO FUCKING BRAKES WOO WOO!

Rolled 8

>>27013891
Alice, tell me, where do you get those wonderful hats?

>>27013930
It could stand to be more wonderful.

I wonder if we'll meet the mad hatter.

>>27013930

Dear Glorious Sycophant,

Thank you kindly for kissing my tush. I will refrain from washing it in the future.

-Yours truly, Alice is Mad

>>27010973
The Wonderland Rules haven't yet been updated with the GOD BLESS YOU Sneeze rule yet from last thread.

Just so you know.

>>27014037
Is it paranoia that I expect there to be a rule about reminding Alice to write down wonderland rules?

>>27014037

Odd, it has, it should. I did it prior to my formal beginnings of normally formality.

I look upon it right now, Rule # 45.

>>27013973
I hope you only mean the near future, otherwise ewwww.

>>27014070
I wonder if there is a rule 34 in the wonderland rulebook.

Sorry I'm late, what did I miss?

>>27014106
We got hit on by a swan, changed to sexy dead lady form and are in a room with a woman on an uncomfortable chair, a talking iron maiden and a human skin on a tanning rack.

>>27014106
Good times.

>Somehow, you feel like more of a woman, like this form may actually suit you..

I forget, Jacob's soul is in Maddie now, right? That's why we feel kinda girly all of a sudden.
Or we're just a drag queen. Or we're finally throwing off the shackles of the gender binary.

>>27014100

Rule# 34: If it exists...Then it exists...

>>27014152
Hey, Hey. Hey
>>27012178
This is what you've done.
OKAMA MY WAY

>>27014152
are we a sweet transvestite from transexual Transylvania?

>>27014187
># 34: If it exists...then it exists
That's a pretty bold statement in wonderland.

>>27014070
Weird. Didn't see it there at the beginning. Oh well.

Also. Guys. If we have to give an excuse to the Red Queen for why we were naked. Say we were struck by inspiration to prepare for our next role; a King who was tricked by a couple of sneaks into baring himself naked to his subjects.

Lots of potential for allegories between that story and our own (if the Eye of Truth does what I think it does).

>>27014209
I'm not sure now. I feel like if anyone, us/Maddie would be Brad and Janet.

I guess that as Frank-n-Furter is a mad scientist, he'd be played by... Adam, or possibly... Morgan?

>>27014254
I like the idea someone suggested in the last thread of going for the Emperor's New Clothes ruse. It might actually give us clothes considering it's Wonderland.

>>27014254
I wonder what would happen if we looked at the red queen with the eye of truth.

I have the feeling her innocence is actually in her hair, as it's only part of her anatomy that was unusual.

>>27014384
I think we would essentially free a General Class exorcist from whatever restraints Wonderland has imposed on her (such as letting her forget that she is a General Exorcist).

>>27014384
I had the same feeling as well.

And we DID look at the Red Queen with the eye of truth. It was what allowed us to dispel the charm she seemed to put over us.

You stare down this extremely odd trio and begin to wonder..
What exactly is the truth here?
The Iron maiden wants someone inside her, the chair-woman wants to be flayed, the stretched man wants to be worn...

You foxus upon them, as they all call for you to do something to them, they call for you to please them in some way or another..

>Intitate TruthLens.exe

Your left field of vision morphs and shifts as you discern the truth of these three..

>The Man is in truth a coat hanging upon a rack, discarded and unworn for some time...
>His previous owner had worn him every day for winter, and even during the residing chill of into spring.
>It would await its master through the summer, awaiting its time to be worn again through the cold months.. Only its master never returns.. She was chosen by a weapon of god and required by the church to fight demons.
>She adopted a new coat that was not you, and no one wore you ever again...

Oh.. Oh.. You tear your eye away from that.. That memory..? No, that history.. Seeing the man stretched upon the rack once more.

You look to the woman seated upon the uncomfortable chair that desires to be flayed..
You prepare yourself for what's to come as you discern her truth..

>The Woman upon the chair has lost her hair, and she is uncomfortable within her own skin, desiring nothing more than to cast off her new black and silver robes. This is not her, who she was meant to be. She had no idea of fighting, no idea of combating demons. She had lost her hair, all of it, and she would scractch at the skin upon her naked head until it did indeed bleed..
>Her brain hurt, her brain itched from what god had put within her... In time your hair did regrow, as a bright and beautiful scarlet, though only after you had begun to accept the path...

No.. Too.. Close.. Too much.. You close your eye shut.. your head flowing with the new information.. You look upon the last one, the Iron Maiden...

>>27014412
Oh, yes, that's true. On the other hand, her abilities may have been adapted towards making use of Wonderland's strange laws (which could be why Alice has had such a hard time getting rid of her). If that's the case, using the eye could possibly strip her of such an advantage.

Decisions, decisions.

> No one desired her. Not truly. They would see the scarlet tendrils that escaped from her scalp in a red cascade and immediately think her beautiful.. Yet only because she wanted them to. Only because she told them to...
>With her mind she would crush them, cast them away.. Soon becoming cold and unyielding like iron.. yes, like iron.. and the church had tolerated her growing insanity as she would do the same to demons.. She had even tried to bed with them..
>Yet there would come a blackout and once you had come to...
Enough... Enough of that..
>Abort Process.. TruthLens.exe
You turn off the lens, fearing what may happen if you get too caught up within the memory.

>[] You have control...

>>27014456
Interesting. INTERESTING.

This is so exploitable. I'm sure all of you gentlemen can understand the possibilities, yes?

>>27014456
Well, this truly is an interesting look into the Red Queen's psyche. All of her flaws and fears in one place.

I wonder if we can bring them with us, reintroduce the Red Queen to what she tried to separate from herself.

>>27014476
psychological warfare against the red queen?

>>27014456
>>27014501
Maybe Alice can help with that? For now, though, let's get out of here and find Maddie.

>>27014456
So, the 3 are memories from the Red Queen. We can infer that many things in the corrupted wonderlands are the memories of the Red Queen brought to life by wonderland.

It actually look like her madness allowed her to integrate easily within wonderland.

>>27014476
I say we should shave our head. Actualy, lets shave everyone's head!

>>27014516
This sounds like a good one.

We're good at getting into people's heads, it's what lets us create so many akuma. Look how we go into Maddie's mind when we made her.

This is an unstable person. The persona she has now is most likely fake. It's a mask that keeps her from being truly crazy.
If we destabilize that mask by using the stuff we just learned, we'll have a shot at breaking down what keeps her functional.


>>27014559
Seconded. Find our better half and tell her what we found out. She's full of good ideas.

>>27014618
I have an idea.

We write a play that reenacts her becoming an exorcist and then perform it in front of her.

>>27014618
well, the problem is, crazy is functional in Wonderland.

I mean, look at Alice

>>27014652
ooooooh, you mean like in Macbeth?

>>27014652
I like it. Don't make it quite that blatant with it being about an exorcist, but a play would be just the thing.

One about a woman abandoning her past and her past coming back to bite her, one that mirrors all her fears and traumas that she's kept buried.

>>27014654
I think what he meant was to emphasize the self-doubt and hatred for herself.

>>27014690
We could tie this in with why we were naked as an excuse. Say that for our next role, we needed to understand what it was like to have another person see through to our true selves, with all pretenses and illusions of beauty cast off.

>>27014652
End it with the queen rejecting the thing god put in her and ordering someone to take her head off.

>>27014690
Precisely.

Lets make it like an alegory for the events that have happened to her.

>>27014723
I was thinking of ending it with a musical, but thats good too. Or we can do both.

>>27014669

Hamlet, hamlet! It was done in Hamlet!

Hamlet had a play performed that would make his Uncle and mother show their guilt as their story had been reenacted before their eyes!

He would gleam the truth of their treachery through the expressions they indeed would wear upon their face.

And then, only then would he know it to be true, then and only then would he know what would need to be done!

>>27014760
DAMN! You're right. I always get those two confused somehow.

I must commit sudoku

>>27014456
Clearly we must:
>wear the coat
>tell the Woman that she looks beautiful just the way she is, skin and all (gentle head rub)
>apologize to the iron maiden because we aren't going to have that much fun without our fiancé, but in the mean time give her a kiss and tell her she's hot.

>>27014652
I like you. I like you a lot.
We have so got to do this.

>>27014654
Yes, the Queen and a certain person are indeed crazy. But they're functional crazy. The crazy they have works for them, it keeps them going. Think of the Red Queen as a coping mechanism. The crazy that the Exorcist had before she was the Queen was -not- functional. She was a nutter butter. We crack away the Red Queen persona and leave the scared, crazy Exorcist exposed.


>>27014721
>>27014723
Yes and oh lord yes.

>>27014723
So here's what I'm thinking.

We say that after we saw the Queen, we were struck with inspiration for a play to perform in front of her on our wedding. Then we segue into explaining some key parts of the play that should pique her interest.

And bang. Hooked.

>>27014813
Because these are the Red Queens deepest, darkest memories and if we can make them feel affection for us, they might make her feel like listening to our tales.

Alternatively, we have new actors for our next play.

>>27014749
I like both. Nothing like ending a big musical number with a beheading.

>>27014760
Man, we're doing a lot of Shakespeare in Wonderland, before Shakespeare, and Lewis Carroll for that matter, were even born.

I'm liking this plan, throw a wonderful play, break the Red Queen's psyche, kiss Maddie and complete our vows, let loose the Jabberwock, and lay waste to all those who would stand against us.

It's all so romantic.

>>27014456
>>27014813
Alright, I'm adding my vote to this.

>>27014760
I say we should start by hunting down more memories in her castle if we can. That would make for a better play.

It could go something like this:

First act: The happy girl, name says enough. Possibly a short romantic story.

Second act: The betrayal, how innocence ruined her happy life.

Third act: The iron maiden: innocence slowly making her mad, betraying everything she once was.

Fourth and final act: the Red Queen: Attack on the Noah and wonderland, using interpretative dance.

>>27014850
I like that idea

>>27014793
Sudoku you must!
Those number mazes do not solve themselves!


Alright, your words are all insane, brilliant, and rambling.
Tell me what you all would do from here!

Start with the closest actions, and you still must find Maddie!
>>27014813
This indeed seems to be the closest set.

Do I have more yays? Or counterproposals?

>>27014934
I approve of all of this.

>>27014934
Curious Alice, what did you expected us to do here?

>>27014934
That's all fine.

Getting them on our side means we can use them in the play to break down her mind.

>>27014991

Do you know why a Raven is like a writing desk?

>>27015013
I haven't the foggiest.

>>27015013
Yes.

Now that I've answered your question.

You must now answer anon's.

>>27015013
Yes. Any other question?

>>27015013
...you're saying we should murder the raven with a desk and then guilt its loved ones until they resurrect it as an akuma-bird.

And then we kill it with the desk again because we already have too many goddamn mouths to feed.

>>27014881
So, we are agreeing on the ending, which is good.

Can we agree to perform an act based on each of the 3 memories in this room?

>>27015061

You.
You are my new husband/sister-brother/wife.

>>27015041
Liar. You're lying. I haven't the faintest idea what I'd expected you all to do. This story occurs in response to what you think Faefnir did in this tale.

I don't even know his true fate.
Though it may involve a raven.

>>27015114
Ah, but if I believe it to be true, than it is true for me regardless of the validity of the answer for others.

>>27014456
>She had even tried to bed with them..
As a sidenote, I wonder what is the meaning behind this.
Could be the church or the demon. I wonder if that means that the Red Queen and the Noah, possibly Alice, had a weird kind of relationship before the events that lead to most of the Noahs demise.

>>27015216
She probably felt quite lonely. The next line after implies that something bad happens to the people she romanced.

>>27015013
They can make a few notes, though they're very flat,and one never puts it into the wallthe wrong way about!

>>27015216
We should probably ask Alice just how the fuck the Queen got in here in the first place.

>>27015248
Let's use it. Here is someone who is so desperately lonely and broken that she's trying to create intimacy with the inhuman killbots that she's been sent to kill.

(if she wasn't an exorcist, I'd feel bad for her. Just another reason we should kill god)

>>27015216
Given that innocence kills akuma, I'm guessing any demons she tried to bed didn't last long under the full assault of her hair,

>>27015397
The Exorcists separated the Noah. Red Queen was paired up with Alice. Alice managed to "win" by trapping the Red Queen in her realm, but the Red Queen's insanity and abilities preserved her.

>>27015248
That raise another question, doesn't the innocence reacts badly to an exorcist using its power against humans? That would be unbecoming of a general.

Unless she bedded Akumas and Noahs, of course. Ironically, Akumas and Noahs are among the only beings that can resist innocence. I am starting to think there was something previously between Alice and the Red Queen.

Earlier it was said that her lovers only loved her because of her mind control powers, which a Noah could resist. Thus the Noah's feeling would be true and unafected by her powers.

With the memories in mind.. you sort through them.. slowly.. discerning the overall truth of what this room is.. A smile creeps across your face, wide and dangerous as you realize what you've stumbled upon.
"My, my how exquisite.. So, you are the Red Queen's toys, are you?"
Your words fall upon deaf ears, the woman bemoans you to flay her the man demands that you wear him, and the Iron maiden still entices you to rest within her murderous folds.

You bring a gloved hand up to your cheek, clucking your tongue at the pitiable three.. Oh dear.. Pity isn't quite your branch of the Noah.. is it?
>Synch Rate 7/10
Yes.. The bond of the Noah.. You need to find your other half.. being apart from her.. it's painful isn't it.. You bring your hand from your face down to your bust, breathing with need... The completion you feel from her.. Indeed.. Indeed..

As the three drag on, you feel the screams of their lost bonds and place your hand upon yjr man first, stretched over the rack," My dear, it is quite alright.. I will wear you if you truly desire.. Though you must be subtle."
"Su'tle? Aye, jus' for you m'um." The man smiles, and you tear his body off of the rack, as you put him on, his form changing into a splendid fur-trimmed coat to fit your form.
"Thank you." The coat whispers to you. Oh, if only it knew what was to come.

You step up to the woman upon the chair and she slavers at your approach,"You.. You ready to tear off this horrible flesh? Send it into tatters? Liberate me?!"
You smoothly shake your head, causing the woman to weep openly," No one, no one will let me be free.. No one will let me.."
You shush the lady gently," There, there.."
You place your hand upon her head, gently running your fingers across and through her hair.
"You are beautiful just the way that you are, skin and all.. No need to flay yourself."

The woman smiles at you mournfully, a great weight taken off of her shoulders," Thank you. I wish.. I wish there were more that loved me for who I am.."

>>27015539
>7/10 synch

In Wonderland, that gives us 9/10. Our fight with the Red Queen.....it's going to be interesting, to say the least.

>>27015588
I'm not sure that initial penalty was ongoing.

>>27015627
What are you talking about? What penalty?

We had no penalty. We had a bonus. And the bonus was for being in Wonderland. Which we still are in.

>>27015531
I don't recall if it ever comes up, but I don't think there're any issues with using Innocence against humans.

The only thing you really can't do with Innocence is betray God and renounce your fight. Trying to sleep with Noah/Akuma seems dangerously close to violating that, but it seems like she just killed her partners anyway, so it was a non-issue.

>>27015588
Fighting her should be our second priority. She's likely stronger than us. Let's break her down, turn all her self-loathing and hatred inwards, aiming for this:
>>27014723
as the end result.

Hell, we see in the manga that Road is perfectly capable of getting inside people's head and mind-raping them with their own insecurities. I bet she'd LOVE this kind of thing.

>>27015701
That could be considered a fight as well. I'm sure our abilities would be of great use, no matter the situation.

"There will be, you only need to give them time to understand.. See here, I have a brilliant idea for a play, if you would humor me in the near future, I would have you act part in it. You could be the lead role!"
The Woman stares at you, awestruck by your words," Me? In a play? in front of people.."
You touch her cheek now, a gentle nod," Yes, and they would love you for your part."
"Yes, yes, a thousand times yes, I'll do it, I'll show them all who I am!"

You hold out your hand for the woman and she takes it, rising off of the cruel pyramid that she had sat upon, stepping down gently with blood dripping from her skirts, you see that a good seven inches of the "chair's" tip bears the deep crimson of blood.
"I'll clean myself up here, I'll see you later, yes?"
The woman finally smiles to you and you return with your own coy smile," Now, now.. You act so eager.. I am spoken for."
The woman blushes instantly at that, bringing her fingers to her lips," Oh, I.. I uh.. I didn't mean.."
"Of course you did, now do as you said you would, I have matters to attend to."
She nods and runs off through another door...

Last but not least, the Iron Maiden.. As you approach the open thing, it shuts suddenly, the face upon it smiling with thin iron files for teeth, soaked in blood. Its cold iron eyes stare at you with a hunger.. The hunger that only metal knows for warmth against cold.
"So you would resolve each of us against the Queen?" The Maiden's crude speech is gone, long and far."An interesting spectacle... Though even with our aid, will you be able to put her, and thusly us to rest?"

"Alone? I can't fathom that I'd ever be able to." You state quite plainly, examing the nails of the Late Lady Florin.. She must have had an excellent maid..

>>27015662
It was called a penalty because it was a -2 to our rolls. We just happen to roll under for synch.

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>>27015766
>You state quite plainly, examining the nails of the Late Lady Florin.. She must have had an excellent maid..
at last, our dream of being fancy has begun

"So there are other here with you? It seems that the time has come for the Red Queen's bed to run red... It has been forever and many days since I've lost my mind to this place.. You would deliver me from this nightmare and unto god... Or perhaps, his opposite? I care not for this life.. Oh.. And you will find one of your friends within a Looking Glass."

"Within a looking glass?" You raise your eyebrow at that last part, expecting an answer, yet the Iron maiden looses its life, reverting to a cold casket of iron.

"Wonderful." You throw the cat o' nine to the side and turn to leave this room... Nothing more to do here...

>[] Seek out Maddie..
>[] Seek out men's clothes.
>[] Return to the courtyard.
>[] (Other)

>>27015831
With our ability as the Bond, we can fancy up the entire family and our wagon!

>>27015846
Seek out Maddie. We can make men's clothes for ourselves once we meet up.

>>27015846
>>[] (Other)
Seek out a looking glass first, then maddie.

It sounds like the iron maiden was the last bit of the Red Queen's sanity.

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>>27015766
indeed... an excellent Maid.

>>27015846
Seek out our other half! But while scurrying to and fro take a look out the window at the courtyard to make sure Alice isn't getting her head lopped off or anything.

>>27015846
[X] Seek out Maddie.

We must find our better half, and keep an eye open for looking glasses.

>>27015846
>seek Maddie and looking glass

>>27015846
Seek out Maddie.

>>27015846
>[x] Seek out Maddie..

Men's clothes? What are you gay or something?

>[x] (Other)
We used a looking glass in the hallway. Let's investigate it further on the way.

>>27015846
>if the coat changes with our form, then I can't wait to see what it does when we go Knight

>>27015846
maddie and looking glass
>>27015923
good eye anon

>>27015923
Maybe we were our own friend all along!

Didn't Maddie's akuma form have a fur trimmed coat as well?
>now we match

>>27016014
We just turned into one of those annoying loving couples who spend all their time together being overly affectionate and wear matching outfits.

>>27016014
Indeed.

Right then!

Seeking out the lion!... As you've visited a.. "wardrobe.." Hehe.

CHAAAAANCE
1d100 best of 5.

>>27016014
>>27016042
so now we're
>the Dragon and Lion
>both knights
>both wearing matching outfits
and the noah of bonds of course

Rolled 89

>>27016099

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>>27015970
I was thinking more along the lines of the Jabberwock, because I can't remember if it was said where he was right now.

>>27016042
Allen and Kanda wear the same outfit and spend all their time together and no one complains. Think of the coats like our uniform. We could get one for everyone in the family.

Also, we need to show people pictures of our kids. Because we're just so damn proud of them.

>>27016099
Dicin'

Rolled 74

>>27016099

Rolled 45

>>27016099
For the red queen!

Rolled 30

>>27016099

Rolled 77

>>27016127
Yeah, but we're obviously a couple, we spend a lot of our time smooching.

And definitely, next time we visit the Noah family we make pictures of Wendel and Kralle to show them.

"This is Wendel, he just started getting into the dark arts and necromancy! We're just so proud of him."

>>27016099
Rolling

>>27016124
thank god that first roll

>>27016127
wait. Idea. we become Hughes, and Maddie becomes Armstrong

>>27016166
my boy. God had nothing to do with it.

Rolled 16

>>27016104
I am deeply sorry, but I never get that reference.

Can anyone give me an hint?

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>>27016172
>why would you suggest that?

>>27016195
The Lion and the Dragon thing? because, A lot of the time, God and/or Jesus is represented as a Lion, where as the Devil is often represented as a Dragon.

>>27016195
not sure if i'm remembering correctly, but i believe its from the bible

>>27016124

Awesome. Now.... A SYNCH ROLL!

1d10 roll under 7(9)/10

Rolled 4

>>27016282
SYNCH! To find our darling.

Rolled 8

>>27016282

We can't fail this

Rolled 3

>>27016282

Rolled 10

>>27016278
We are two! I mean one!

Rolled 6

>>27016282
Devil don't fail me now!

Rolled 1

>>27016282

>>27016306
Nope, meant two.

>>27016306
technically, this is 2 in binary

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>>27016314
crit
>>27016306
not linked

>>27016335
Doesn't matter since it was late. Also, the 5 die think is only for luck, right?

>>27016364
Onry for chance my dear jap'n man!

>>27016376
then does the 3 crit us or not?
wonderland rules can sometimes be so maddening

>>27016396
You know what that word awfully sounds like? Madeleine.

>>27016376
So.. did we just funny crit, or just good crit?

>>27016278
Google and bible stuff wasn't too helpful. Is it an Arthurian thing? Us being knights was mentioned as context.

>>27016436
in some cases its portrayed as the dragon being the devil and the lion as god/jesus, other times the dragon and lion actively oppose god and probably many other things
>its all very confusing

>>27016436
Every crit is funny in wonderland.

You set out from the room, strutting with confidence as if you owned the place, your fur-trimmed coat hanging over your shoulders beautifully..

As you look about the gallery, your interest in a looking glass is piqued.. You skirt downstairs to gaze into the mirror from before.. Yet you find nothing.. you had even looked upon it with you lens pf truth before..

What a conundrum..
You look it over and over again among many others, yet still find nothing.. At the very least no damnable rabbits are reporting your indecent exposure to the queen..
Then again, you are rather decently covered, so that should not be quite a problem..

Yet you feel a certain.. Buzzing within your head.. Like a bee or a hornet passing through your ears.. What is that.. -Faefnir, are you there?-
>~Madeleine?~
-It works.. We can hear each other now! Oh, my darling, how I have missed you..-
>~And I you, though we've not been apart for long.~
-We must see ourselves together again! Up the stairs, up and up you must go. I await in the Queen's boudoir with Alice!-
>~I will make haste, stay where you are, my love!~

There's a tingling within yourself as you feel your minds kiss, and then part.. Away you go.. to the Queen's chambers.. up the stairs, following the trail of brilliant and scarlet red, it is simple enough to find...

You open up the door, that's slightly ajar, and see three shapes beyond a red curtain. A small one, likely the little man of impressive mustache that you had seen take Maddie away.
Then the one with the impressive bosom must be Maddie..
The last one is too large to be Alice... Whoever could it be...
>[] Approach cautiously, ready to strike down the unknown.
>[] Announce your presence..
>[] Return to your form of nude Jacob.
>[] (Other)

There are no crits for synch rolls, I think.

>>27016628
>>[] Announce your presence..

>>27016628
[X] Announce your presence..

>>27016628
>>[] Return to your form of nude Jacob.
we have a coat
>and a towel

>>27016628
>>[] Announce your presence..
It's the polite thing to do, we don't want to resort to violence unless it's needed when a general is nearby.

>>27016628
>>[] Approach cautiously, ready to strike down the unknown.

>>27016628
can we simply revert to Jacob and pimp out our new coat

>>27016628
Announce that final preparations on our next play are nearly complete and we just need our esteemed leading lady to earn her producing credits on this one.

>>27016628
announce presence, as jacob
>set phazers to Fancy as Fuck
>>27016716
>we're late, we're late....

>>27016676
don't forget to bring a towel!

>>27016628
>[x] Announce your presence..
"Salutations to the court of the Queen! Tis I, Faefnir the baker-slash-actor-slash-groom-slash-dragon! It's improper for a man to enter the Queen's boudoir, so I decided to make a few changes.
Is that my dearest Madeleine that I see behind this curtain?"

We classy as fuck. Classy girls make it known when they enter the club. And we chew the scenery with our entire Ravenous Body.

>>27016765
I like this one.

>>27016765
You. You're my other Sister-Husband/Brother-Wife.
>>27016747
Alas, Faefnir does not have a towel.

>>27016708
Streaking flasher... Hmm... Classy.. Very Classy...

>>27016816
>oh yeah baby that's right, TWINS

>>27016816
b-b-but a towel is essential for travel! it's has so many uses!

>>27016816
That settles it, we need to write that swan into the play.

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>>27016816
how long is our coat? it could work, or at least distract her
>roll to seduce the queen

>>27016816
Sister-Husband/Brother-Wife makes me think of gender confused Mormons.

>>27016816
Actually I'm the same sister-slash-waifu-slash-husbando as before.

If there's anything I'm good at, it's being a waifu. A delightfully cracked waifu.

>>27016849

Someone gets the joke...

>>27016856
To name the same twice.. It's glorious...

Meagerladies and leisuremen... I'm counting the vote..

>>27016879
>so which one is Mushy Snugglebites and which is Felicia Sexopants?

>>27016969
I haven't a clue what your rambling on about.. Makes me think that you're touched or something..

You'll be revealing yourself as-is.

Roll 1d100 for the glorious... Chaaaance.

Oh, and stay gold ponyboy.

Rolled 34

>>27017026
Not good.

Rolled 64

>>27017026

Rolled 44

>>27017026

Rolled 81

>>27017026
Strut that stuff.

Rolled 6

>>27017026
F

>>27017058
pretty good
>>27017060
sooo close

Rolled 95

>>27017026
Actor-slash-sex god!

>>27017058
Not bad

>>27017060
So close!

>>27017075
hue hue hue, 6th roll

>>27017075
Lucky miss

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>>27017136
Why is this so terrifying?

"Salutations to the court of the Queen! Tis I, Faefnir the baker-slash-actor-slash-groom-slash-dragon! It's improper for a man to enter the Queen's boudoir, so I decided to make a few changes.
Is that my dearest Madeleine that I see behind this curtain?"
You hear an all too familiar giggle beyond the veil and one of the shapes moves to beckon you within,"My dear, your voice has changed.. Come here, let me see you."
"As you wish." You part the shimmering curtain at once, as though it dare imped your path, yet at the same time using the moment to present yourself with a flourish and a coy smile,"My, my I had expected far more bare skins here.."

Before you likes Maddie, her face dry, a handkerchief in hand with black splotches upon it, her leotard and petticoat still in place with her lace stocking.
She sits upon the Queen's expansive sheets and bedding that seem to to flow on forever, her blue eyes instantly smiling as soon as they catch your form, knowing you for who you are, and not what you look like.. Your bond that goes beyond appearances.
"My love.." She reaches out for you to take your hand, and you do so, being pulled into the sheets with her as your lips instantly touch yours, your respective bosoms meeting each other, and her arms sliding around you.

Weren't there other people here?

Someone clears their throat, and you look to the little man from earlier," Good of you to come see us, you sure took your sweet time.. Your friend here has said some odd things about you."

Your eyes lock with Maddie's once more, she kisses your nose before letting you up," My love, you stumbled upon a secret of the Queen, yes?" Your every thought exposed to her.
"Indeed, it will be a terrific play.. such a terrific thing...

"I will have the lead, as promised, yes?" The woman from before, you can tell by the voice.

>>27017418
There was a third person here. The one who was too large to be Alice.

Will we need a looking glass to find that person?

>>27017418
>>27017450
Oh wait, I didn't notice.

Wow. That woman sure got here fast.

>>27017136
I don't know why I'm laughing.

>>27017136
>i keep imaging "Kyaa! Akuma senpai wait up!"

>>27017136
is this... is this cute Ivan?

Rolled 30

>>27017418
roll to show off fancy coat

I'm wondering if Maddie could even be affected by the Queen's innocence. And if she was, would we receive some sort of feedback from it?

>>27017418
"But of course. Sometimes it is a true test of a know talent bring out the full potential of an unknow star. And a star you are my dear! My Maddie and I will be there to set your stage and ensure that your performance will not be lessened by the hacks and hams you often find in these parts. It will be the performance of a lifetime and they will love you for it forever! And we simple players will be content in having helped birth a new idol, a new member of our family on the stage.

You and Maddie both break eye contact at the same time," Why, of course you will be, no other could fit the roll better." Your speech perfectly synchronized with your other half, the two of you look back to each other and share another kiss.

It is good to feel whole..

The two of you break away from each other, yet you slide right back into Maddie's embrace with her at your back, arms around you protectively,"My dearest, A looking glass as well?"
"Yes, have you seen one of note?"

The little man takes off his mustache and reveals himself to be... Alice?! "You look surprised, Wonderland rule #32: A person is in disguise when they are and never otherwise...
As for looking glass, am I missing something here?"

Maddie looks to Alice, answering for you," A looking glass hides a friend of ours."
You follow," The Iron Maiden said it as so."
Maddie smiles and presses her nose into the nape of your neck, nuzzling you affectionately, as Alice and the Chair-woman seem to think...
"A looking glass.. a looking glass..." Alice's eyes drift to the window within the room..
Then to a makeup table bearing no less than a dozen mirrors of various angels... And then to some drawers.. And then to the glass cups upon the night-stand..

"So... Many.. possible.. solutions..." she begins to hold her head, face turning red, and a heavy breath that turns into puffs of steam.. It seems that the options are making her overheat...

>[] You have control.

>>27017418
"Indeed you shall. I believe you to have the makings of an excellent protagonist.

The crowd shall love you, all we must do is craft a play to best showcase your talent and emotion.

You need not fret, myself and my darling Maddie shall ensure that there are no obstacles between you and stardom, and what a grand occasion it shall be."

>>27017577
>Then why don't we try them all at the same time.

>SYNCHRO TIME!

>>27017577
Take a quick look at the looking glasses with the Lens of Truth.

"Merely looking within the looking glass may not find what we seek, for in looking at a looking glass you only see what it is meant for you to see, if they are within the glass do they not remain hidden?

We may need enter through the looking glass to find the one we seek."

>>27017577
pick her up and calm her down
"Now now dear alice, i won't see my adorable sister act in such an unladylike manner. We will gladly assist looking for your friend and you shall help with our grande finale. After all, a friend of one is a friend to all"

>>27017577
syncro/lens of truth

>>27017610
This, except split with our other half and sandwich Alice with a Bondomu hug!

>>27017577
I HAVE AN IDEA!

Go up to a Mirror and say "Mirror Mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"

>>27017577
[x] Lens of Truth. One of the mirrors holds a secret. Say... a door or gateway... we may just have to go through the looking glass, so to speak.

We'll not be lied to by this place any longer.

And let's NOT fucking look at Alice with the Lens. Like let's really not do it. We could kill her or something.

>>27017610
"Hey Alice, I'm gonna look at this magical mirror here... *We break the leg off a chair* You use this to examine the other mirrors."

>>27017641
This needs to happen regardless of whatever else we do. We're gonna double-marshmallow-hell Alice.

>>27017673
but whose bigger?
>probably maddie

>>27017577
It's the cups clearly. After all what else do you do with cups other than look at them?

>>27017685
Definitely Maddie.

>>27017641
Let the sandwich commence! With our powers combined, we can do anything!

You push out your lip with a slight pout and reavh out to touch the Alice's head, quickly quieting her huffing and puffing,
"Dear me Alice, you'll blow the entire castle down at that rate.. Shush now, shush. Calm yourself.."
The little noah relaxes and you slip your hand around the back of her head, pulling her forward into your bosom, giving her a darling little embrace, as you turn to Maddie among the sheets.
"A double hug for our adorable little sister?"
Maddie grabs you by your shoulders, and pulls you and Alice into her own body as you wrap your own underneath her arms. The three of you warm, and Alice struggling to get out of your twin valleys of death.
"Mhaammmff mmmhmmm grsshhh!"

After a few moments, you release Alice from the prison and she falls to the bed, gasping for air and with her face as red as a beet, nose letting out a bit of blood.
"Oh my, I think we broke her," You muse.
"S'pose we'll need to find a new cute little sister.. Shame, I'd actually grown fond of her." Maddie shrugs, the two of you begin to get up and Alice raises a hand.
"Get..Get the right glass.. I'm.... I', going to nap.."

Seems it's up to just you and Maddie.
"Ah, I wanted to mention..."
"The eye?"
"Yes. you have it?"
"I have it."
"In the right."
"Yes."
"Interesting."

The two of you split up, shuffling through countless little mirrors upon the makeup table, trying cups, and even looking from the window..
It all seems for naught until..
You hold up a particularly ordinairy glass, and peer with your lens.

You see nothing but darkness and a great eye peer back at you, a great voice bellowing back out, speaking words into your mind instead if your ears.
"Apparishiously, there rises to reason that a creature of treason, would find me, the heathen. Haveth you the humpdumply uvakred sword of death that t'is my own bane of unlife and redeath?"

You have found the Jabberwockey.

> End Thread.

> Next thread will be Thursday at 20:00

Ah yes,I'm also aware that I went a touch soft in the reunion with Maddie..

I understand that waifus are often hated among quests, however this has made it a pillar for the plot...

None of you have spoken as to being upset with the matter. All I ask is.. have I done the relationship between Faefnir and Maddie well?

>>27017941
This post is everything I could have hoped for.

Thanks for running the quest for us fair Duke.

Until next time, adieu, Anons.

>>27017972
Yeah, I like our dynamic a lot. Rather than being our waifu, she's literally our better half, and most of our interactions reflect that quite well. I like how we do stuff like finish each other's sentences. She is Maddie and we are Faefnir, and together we are Bondomu. We are one person in two bodies. She is distinct from us, but she is also part of us.

Maddie has actually grown on me a lot since she became Bondomu 2.

>>27017972
>have I done the relationship between Faefnir and Maddie well?
Exceedingly so! The relationship has evolved in line with the characters and you've done an excellent job of maintaining a distinct personality for Maddie despite her being soul linked and blended with us. Now some part of that is no doubt due to use having rolled rather well for synching with her when it mattered most, but still you've made the relationship both fun and highly relevant to the quest (too often they end up feeling tacked on).

I also like the continued friction/interest from Morgan. It makes sense and it keeps things interesting.

>>27017941
Excellent. Everything seems to be set for the upcoming play, wedding, and slaughter. We have the Jabberwockey ready to be unsealed, we have a play to put on which is also psychological warfare against the Red Whore, we have our dear Maddie with us once more, and we have the Lens of Truth.

>>27017972
I believe so. It took a fair while to get to this point, it wasn't rushed, it makes sense within the context of the story, it doesn't overshadow everything else.

Maddie isn't just a waifu, she's our partner, our friend, our lover, our better half, very relevant to the plot and our existence as a Noah, and an important character in her own right, not just someone to project fantasies onto. It's an equal relationship, not just one person pursuing the other. She's a main character who we are also romantically involved with, her importance to the story is not limited to her being attractive and liking us.

>>27017972
I dont mind. Maybe this will stop people trying to waifu the woman who keeps trying to kill us.

>>27018036
>>27018072
>>27018075
>>27018083

Excellent, excellent. I'm glad that it's worked out this way.. I was honestly a bit wary of having her become the other half of Bondomu.. Though it's worked out far more famously than I could have imagined...

By the way.. The two of you don't have firearms to shoot each other's brains out for the merging...
I have an idea of what I'd like it to be...

What method of "killing" each other, would you have the two employ to merge into their "Bonded" form?

>>27018083
It won't stop people from trying to improve our relationship with her.

>>27018083
Hey, she doesn't try to kill us that often, and she argued with Adam on our behalf for our continued survival. I'd count her as about even.

Besides, she's still charming, fucking with her head via sexual/romantic tension and fanning the flames is fun, helps accomplish some of our goals and it's generally useful to keep her liking us, makes her more lively which Alice likes, and helps keep her from being dour and depressing like Mmaasshhiimmaa.

This just means that Maddie always comes first and foremost in our heart and we're not going to push any boundaries too hard without her.

>>27018160
We bit Jacob's head off.

Ariel hugged Teresa to death.

Combine that.

>>27018182

In-my-HEAD.

>Ravenous Body+Golden Superpower

More rightly, Faefnir ate Jacob's face off. It was great.. Oh boy.. I kind of want to do another Akuma creation scene..

>>27018181
>Mmmmaaaasssshhhhiiiimmmmaaaa.

Makes me laugh harder than it should...

>>27018160
We make a loaf of bread together and eat it, she starts on one end, we start on the other, we end up kissing. Not necessarily a method for merging, just something romantic to do.

We pull each other into a hug and kiss and go up together in a massive conflagration, maybe with Maddie's golden aura containing it and forcing it to shrink and burn hotter and hotter and from the ashes Bondomu/Madnir emerges.

Maddie crushes our head with one hand and we eat her head with our hand.

Alternatively CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG might work.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27010973/

Archived, gentlemen. Now let us rest and dream of impossibly mundane and mundanely impossible things.

>>27018160
As to how to kill each other I suggest we follow the Dwarf method of baking.
http://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/index.php/Dwarf_Bread

>>27018256

I like it. Absolute forced/burning fusion...

>>27018256
Maddie envelopes us within her arms and we eat her from the inside-out.

And And once the crust, Maddie, is broken through with our teeth, out comes MADIR!

>>27018160
Why with a kiss of course. We embrace, Maddie bites our head off while our ravenous body goes to town on her. Through death, two become one.

>>27018256
Love it
>>27018290
What it
>>27018312
Love it
>>27018320
Uguuu it.

Good night my Seizuremen and epilepsyladies.
Till we meet again in Wonderland!

>>27018500
So, in case you check up on this thread again in the morning, I'll just leave this question for you to find: Once we leave Wonderland, will Faefnir and Maddie not be as fanciful as they've been?

AND WITH THAT, I BID YOU ADIEU.

Damn too late. I was going to comment about grabbing a spade then killing five enemies with it to make it the ace of spades. Then you splash the red queen with black paint to make her a blackhearted old maid (which is to say the queen of spades). And the Ace takes her. Of course, you don't want the Old Maid unless you also take all the hearts so you can shoot the moon and get rid of all of your problem while giving a copy of all the problems to all of your enemies. So slaughtering the hearts would be the next step.

Also at some point we must tell the dear Doctor that he's being terribly inefficient: when someone calls down an Akuma, instead of immediately having them killed by that akuma, he should use it as a opportunity to convince them to "rescue" more souls from God. and THEN kill the caller after they've made as many akuma as they could. The newly fleshed out akuma can then go and convince some random people to drop by and "donate" their skin.

Futhermore, an akuma wearing the skin of someone with still living family members can be used to create even more akuma by faking it's own death and then "haunting" them and begging them to call out for it's flesh's name.

The best part of both of those is that the misery of the souls is increased by knowing about the misery of their loved one's souls

>>27020453
All of those other extra Akuma would be stuck at level 0, though, and without a disguise. Plus. The first thing any Akuma does when its soul is called is to scream out in anguish. It's not really much of a confidence booster in terms of whether or not what the person did was right in the first place.

>>27020453
>>27020471
That last idea IS good, though, but it might not work. I mean. Considering how Innocence kills Exorcists just for running away from Akuma....I'm not sure God would admit the souls of people who call for the creation of Akuma into heaven.

>>27019520
You'll have to see. Though by Wonderland standards.. they've spent quite some time here.

I'll need to update the quirks with
Thespian
Madness
and perhaps even playwright..
He has not baked legitimately either...
>>27020453
>>27020471
>>27020484

One would also need to be wary of the Crimson order, they tend to investigate disappearances and speak to the families about the fate of their loved ones.
They keep close watch like that so that they may take heed of any... "unusual" behavior.