Our hero is dead. His Son shall take his place.We will be using consensus decision making, and rolls will only count when requested by OP for a certain action.
So,what do now?
Roll for a name.
Rolled 2>>26990808Jade Bones
Rolled 9>>26990808Fredrico Bones
>>26990829*addendumLast name is Bones.
Rolled 20>>26990808Rollin Bones
>>26990906We have our name.
Rolled 69, 88 = 157>>26990808Joe.
>>26990941we should totally go on an adventure of some kind, just pick a direction and go
>>26990941What's the state of the mermaid empire?I know Imm killed their queen, but what of the mermaids as a people?
>>26990941Is Imm still around? We should go say hi if she is.
Rolled 8, 7, 17, 4 = 36>>26990941Continue where our father failedmake a Golem
>>26990979If Imm killed the queen, she may have killed them all.
Consensus guys. Discuss and decide a course of action.If it gets bogged down I may temporarily reinstate the bullshit decision method.
>>26990978This, but with a visit to the tavern first to hear rumors.
Okay.I suggest we talk to Imm about our father. What did he do, what was he like, bla bla bla motivation to head on our own adventure.
I wrote the funeral while listening to this sad music so it came out super serious. R.I.P. Bones. We loved you and your golems. May the dice gods finally forgive you.
>>26991029>>26990988Seconding these in this order. May our father watch over us to prevent the pages from sticking together.
>>26991022>>26991029Sounds good.Maybe get our Aunt to wish us luck before we head off personally. . .and by that I mean in our bedroom
Rolled 15>>26991066This is how dice gods feel about Mr. Bones
>>26991066Wouldn't have had it any other way.
>>26990941Resurrect our father.
Talking to ImmThen tavernThen Golem.Goddamn I'm so melancholy but I can't turn this shit off.
>>26991089We are not a necromancer.And it'd just be corpse.On the other hand, we could inexplicable come upon a good travel companion if the fates will it.
>>26991089We should go steal his skull to wear around, I'm sure dad wouldn't mind, maybe one day we'll find a way to talk to the dead and we can talk to him
>>26991103Eh, I was only joking about the golem.I'm sure Imm can tell us just what she thinks about dad's golem shenanigans.
>>26991103It's okay. He died the way he lived: with bones on his mind.
>>26991133and his penis in a monster
>>26991115>Double-teaming a monstergirl with the reaminated skeletal hand of your father.You know sometimes you don't know you want something until you read it.
where our father failed we'll succeed, we'll make the most bitchass awesome golem ever
>>26991115We could give his possessed hand something to write with so it could write down how to resurrect him.
>>26991161>>26991167>Implying it won't punch us in the dick if it even thinks we're thinking of sexual intercourseWe could always enchant it to change that of course.And who knows how much of Mr. Bones is in is in his Bones.
No archived threads?
>>26991231Hmmm. Fair point. We should use it offensively on our foes.
>>26991231We could use it to sneakily steal stuff.
Okay so the plan is.Talk to Imm.Get some last minute sex for the road.Get a job.maybe find a little friend to carry with youAnd prepare to head off for adventure.Damn, we're leaving home already? they grow up so fast.
>>26991328>Who do you want to fuck>MetaMetaMetaMetaMeta>How do prepare?
>>26991353Let's go fuck with Sylthas
>>26991366Let's go grave digging Dad's hand.
>>26991353Let's take on this Old God. I bet it's actually a monster girl that we will end up fucking.
WE SHALL DO WHAT OUT FATHER BEFORE WAS NOT ABLE TO DO.WE SHALL SLAY THE JESTER ONCE AND FOR ALL AND TAKE HIS PLACE AS A MINOR DEITY
>>26991353Hmmm, why are we so surprised about our dad being so promiscuous?We grew up in his brothel didn't we! Ha.>>26991366>Who do you want to fuckThe mermaid handmaiden aunt Imm personally captured as the last of their kin to tell the tale of why you don't fuck with Mr. Bones.>How do prepare?Money. A weapon. Your mage school supplies.>MetaMetaMetaMetaMetaYou never know what you'll find trying to steal those jewels you brought for the journey.
>>26991451Yeah fuck that guy
>>26991451Not even an Army can defeat the jester. We're not going back there unless we're riding attop a saddled god.
>>26991451eh, sounds like a plan to me anyone else have any suggestions?
>>26991460I second this course of action.
>>26991451>fucking with the JesterNope. Not gonna repeat chapter 7.>>26991460Yeah, aunt Imm could give us that amulet for good measure. We ought to be careful if something tries to take it from us though.
>>26991451adding this to our list of "Long Term" goals
Lets get some combined action and votes then.>>26991460FYI she slaughtered every single one she could find. The rest dispersed and fled into the deep sea.
>>26991529And by long terms we mean "not until we can bring down an eldritch abomination on him"
>>26991556>Our brothel never got those mermaidsCurses, Mr. Bones last request didn't even get fulfuilled. We'll add that to "long term" goals.Well, at least we have our father many trophies. Do they live on without him?
>>26991556I vote we add fucking with snake and jester to long term goals, for now we should go see our dead daddy with Imm
>>26991460What are the possibilities we can take with us?>Money>The amulet>A certain bony something trying to nab the amulet>Magic supplies>One of the grown up dogs found from the Jester cavesAnyone else got idea's? I don't think the skeleton's will want to leave their masters grave unless we enchant them.
>>26991651As much as I want to enchant stuff like the Skeledog, the Skeletrolls, and others I'd rather not critifail and destroy the last remnants of Mr. Bones legacy.
So what's the plan guys?
>>26991756The gist is>Find shit to bring along with us. Money, the amulet, Maybe enchant Goerge and Skullmace themselves to follow us as packmules and mercenaries. The dead and the troll possibly.As for the destination, I was thinking Hoolios sounds good. It should be friendly to us. We can find out whatever a slythas is.Also, what of Bone's other children? Don't we have half Alrune siblings?
>>26991859Hoolios, just to get this adventure and ourselves on the road.Let OP decide what we can and can't bring with us.
>>26991859Ok butSlythas is a snake god fought in chapter 7. He was defeated but not killed. He managed to kill Daya.The skeletons cannot be controlled. They sit around his father's grave frozen. Might do, but Alraunes cannot reproduce normally.
>>26991934Okay, then then we'll bring one of the skeledogs grown up living dogs then.
>>26991934>The skeletons cannot be controlled. They sit around his father's grave frozen. Whoa, who's cutting onions in the rain? I didn't ask for this.
>>26991927Assets:Shitton of brothel moneyCatgirls: 10 Warrior girlsKatyaImmThere is no amulet. Imm did not take it. Just went on a killing spree and left again.Succubi30 human brothel guardsblue slime girl.4 dogs, two of the puppies died. Your trained dog is called Rock.
>>26991976Take Imm, Rock, Katya, and Slimegirl and go off on a magical adventure to find yourself.Also wear Mr Bones magical genitalia on a necklace
>>26991976Okay, then let's bring.>1/3 the brothel money>The succubi and/or the blue slime girl>RockThe rest is best left guaring the brothel at home until we need them.
>>26992022Going for this. Go small. Don't want to end up losing everyone on one bad decision like oh so many times before.
>>26992022>>26992013Discuss or roll for decision.
Rolled 4>>26992040Go small and lightly packed >>26992022, like dad in the early days.
>>26992022Agreed. Succubutt or slime girl depending on which we know better. And more like a medium sum of brothel money to sustain a months worth of travel.
>>26992252Walk right up to the gates. Let's see how the town dad saved will take his mage of son now that the alliance is out of the picture.
>>26992299Shit we forgot.We'll come back for her after this.
>>26992299Dude Imm's easy mode. We're a man damnit! We don't need our aunty holding our hand! I'M AN ADULT
>>26992331>Grew up in a brothel our whole life, under daddy's luxuries and wealth>With gratituitous amounts of sex with our 12 year old father's companion among the other monstergirls>still doing her instead of the other monsters by 20Suuure.
>>26992358>Implying you would get any with sweet Mummy Elyria watching over you all the fucking time.
>>26992430>Implying that would stop the heir of Mr. Fucking Bones
It's 3AM and I'm half dead. Let's get some decisions before I collapse
>>26992504Town. Gates. Walk in them. Look around.
>>26992504The old system might've been flawed and had lot's of room for bad decisions, but it sure as hell kept the quest moving forward. It was spontaneous and upbeat.Can we go back to that until a time when we need to fight or make vital possibly life altering choices and then make consensus?
Rolled 13>>26992525I'll even roll. If anyone has any alternate suggestions, feel free to challenge.
>>26992559Sure. Waiting around forever is getting bleh.I'll use consensus when retards are present and there are higher stakes.First evens or third odds makes the decision.Fow now I'm doing this: >>26992525
>>26992668Check on the old abandoned Alliance brothel for anything useful. Dad always said he wanted to go back there and use their magic rooms.
>>26992668time to go god hunting find it and give it the old mind smash, then trendrle in a quick growing seed of confusion and distract with illusions as we chip away at its mind till it dies
>>26992779See ya then OP.Rest well, the wildride resumes in full blast tommorow.
>We lost George to the dice gods>We lost Daya to them>Mr. Bones at last fell victim to their wrath>I wouldn't be surprised if Elyrie in an "unfortunate event"Do you think Rollin will break the curse?