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Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Text%20adventure

Assets:
Mega-Brothel
20 Warrior catgirls, 30 at brothel
10 catgirl skeletons, 60 in city
80 mercenaries at city
Elyria the pregnant Dryad
Daya the Alpha Female Minotaur (MIA)
Katya the Neko Assassin
Three Succubi
One Blue-Slime girl
Imm the Immortal Loli
Three Alraunes

Bonuses:
+2 Bonesmithy
+2 Fleshsmithy
+2 Raising the Dead

Oh snap, it's Mr. Bone's is back.
Have we tried animating the fellow prisoners skeletons yet (inside them

>>26985242
dark energy a key and open up

>>26985761
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/26901037/#q26904680
>Rolled 8
>"Gentlemen, I'm sure you've enjoyed your stay here but I'm afraid I have a use for you"
>Animate their (living) skeletons inside them. But give them free will and don't do anything yet, so it doesn't look suspicious.
>"And remember, not a peep. If I want you to talk, I'll animate your mouth like a puppet"

Rolled 8

>>26985814
Sounds like a good plan. I second this.

Maybe a better roll would help

>>26985844
It would indeed help.

One internal skeletal animation coming right up

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>>26985844

Rolled 7

>>26985933
>One bloody skeleton
Well that's not good. Someone's going to notice. Actually, that could be usefull.

I've got a plan.
Have the skeleton dismember and fall to pieces. Telekinetically pull the small bones through the bars of the cage, and reassemble outside. Then have it try to pick apart the locks.

Even supposing we get out, capture a mermaid, how are we gonna escape or find our way home?
We could be miles away from the beach.

Rolled 19

>>26985933
rip the cages apart with magic

>>26986012
Or we could wait and ambush the next guard who tries to open the cage.

>>26986112
Forget my plan. Excellent roll, I'm with this.

>>26986129

Please don't choose based on dice rolls or I will have to request rolls after the action to keep things fair.

Gonna wait a bit for some more support/discussion

>>26986183
Oh alright, but can we let it go just this once?

>>26986218

Yep

>>26986195
You might have to wait awhile, it's a little early than usual and the threads still young.
Just keep tabs to see if anything new comes up.

>>26986245

Of course. Watching breaking bad and obsessing over the Rome II release in the meantime

Rolled 20

>>26986451
take there minds have them free our bone men and whip out whats left of these fools (genocide time)

>>26986451
I suggest animation of their skeletons too. Speaking of which, last thread we discussed probable collection of male monsters as a bartering chip in case we need to strike a deal with female monsters.

That being said, our brothel is far to male/lesbian oriented.

Anyone has another plan or cares to roll for this action, be my guess.

>>26986554
From this point onwards actions will be seperate from rolls. I see that this will become a problem otherwise.

Only rolls after a request will be counted.

This nat 20 counts, however.

Rolled 11

>>26986554
>>26986112
ha both my rolls

>>26986597
I have changed the rules of this world I feel so powerful !

>>26986554
>>26986588
These are similar yes?
I approve of collecting males. For the mermen, we could have a pool with glass windows to watch hot underwater inter-species sex.

We'd make quite the extra profit on porn.

>>26986651
> we could have a pool with glass windows
>our own personal mermaid sex TV
>with trap door to other monsters gals and dudes for shits and giggles
We need to make note of that for later.

>>26986960
I'm tempted to have them just swim us out to shore
But dat mermaid handmaiden and merqueen. Also the amulet.

Also, hows our underwater breathing doing? I suggest we "refill" on the mindless merzombies just really quick in case we're unable to later. Wouldn't even need a scene.

>>26986960
free the rest of the breeders make them into bone men have the mer women leave and report every thing taken care of time to rampage!

>>26987021
>Wouldn't even need a scene.

You don't quite get how this works yet do you?

Rolled 13

>>26987055
Hypnosex. Hypnosex is nice.
Have you ever heard of body control? Where the person sees and feels what's going on and can talk, but can't move a muscle without your control.

>>26987101

It sounds terribly lewd!

God forbid someone were to take advantage of that position!

>>26987101
>>26987021
I second these.
We refil ourselves and the men on breath potion.

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How about this?

You include "Quest" in your thread's subject or I kick your teeth down your throat.

>>26987235

You have a scroll wheel for a reason.

I forgot.

Ok refill is decided, what about which door to burst through?
Two doors to the north on opposite walls, one behind you to the south-east

>>26987342
Does it really make a difference when we don't know what's on the outside?
I pick the one door.

>>26987235
eat a bag of dicks bitch about every 40k thread needing 40k in the subject line? or MTG? fuck no go fuck your self your the worst part of summer

>>26987342
>south-east

>>26987401

Well the guards came from the north-west door, and the other two doors are completely unknown. You could make a decision based on that information.

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>>26987442
In that case go north-west.
Might be more prisoners to free.

We'll make of riot this place, just like Alliance town.

>>26987477
Attempt to give back a little control, so she remembers who she is and why she doesn't want to fuck you.
And then body control sex.

>>26987522
Support needed for this otherwise we go straight for the north-western door.

>>26987598
We can't do both?
We'll save that idea for later. I vote door.

>>26987771
rip off the amulet and mind take her

Rolled 5

>>26987822
This should require a sneak roll

Step aside guys, I got this

>>26987863
>that roll
No you don't.

>>26987771
Methinks now would be a wonderful time for body control, and breaking in our new property. We could even manipulate her mouth later and waltz right out of this place.

>>26987863
why? have our bones holder down and gag her with a bone arm

>>26987863
Thread is a little unpopulated so I'm going to go ahead and grab this

>>26987919

Never mind.

Keep discussing

>>26987911
She could be wearing the amulet. Could be a problem.
That said, taking control of the queen herself would be a tremendous advantage. We'd have complete control of the kingdom and instead of negations, we'll make our own terms to our every advantage.

Necromancer King of the sea, fancy that title.

>>26987916
yea holder down and take what we want ;)


(her shines and mind)

>>26987911
>>26987951
I vote we rip the medal, and then skeleton body control and possibly that sex loyalty thing we did with Daya and Elyria. Then later dictate through her own voice our demands.

>>26987919
Hey, I kinda have a suggestion, to avoid decision making based on rolls... We should decide what course fo action to take and then you should ask for teh first roll. IS someone posts a good suggestion but rolls a critfail, people may try to pretend it was a bad idea, y'know? And then only high-rolling ideas would get pushed. And I bet you can see why that's bad.

>>26987995
*the amulet

>>26988004
I like this.
We create a consensus. Then like the old rules, the first evens roll or the third odd roll is taken.

Makes things exiting, diverse, and fun.

>>26988004

>>26986554
>From this point onwards actions will be seperate from rolls. I see that this will become a problem otherwise.

Only rolls after a request will be counted.

This nat 20 counts, however.

>>26987995
Seconding.
She'd probably have a advantage underwater combat against us. To call our guards would be too conscpicuous. We need magic for this, but get the amulet off

>>26987995
Alright roll motherfuckers.

Rolled 5

>>26988194
I call upon the dice gods!

Rolled 5

>>26988194

>>26988238
>>26988226
>>26987863
it was destined to be 5

Rolled 11

>>26988194

>>26988389
Snap out of it, call backup

>>26988459
This. Bring in the grunts and subdue her. Then take our sweet time in mindbreaking her.

>>26988459
bump

Alright you want to yell for the minions?

>>26988830
More like, psychically call for them, since mind control and whatnot.

Ideally the matriarch has a skeleton tap her on the shoulder, and when she turns around WHAPOW!

>>26988830
Right.

>>26988881
>psychic call

Good fucking call. I was worried you were going to just shout and make her kill you the fuck dead.

>>26988925
Oh lord no. I feel like if we're commanding our undead (and slighty less undead) servants to do something, it will be mentally, unless it's to a skeleton manservant. We can physically say "Fetch me a cup of tea," but everything else, mental.

We have like 15 dudes, and couldn't she call her whole army down on us?
And what wit that amulet, we woulnd't be able to use magic.

>>26989135
We're fucked. In every single way.

Shit, the only thing I can think of is. . . no we're screwed.

>>26989135
I've got one last crazy plan.

We animate our own skeleton inside.

No hear me out, flesh is weak. Her charms are making our very body rebel against us. But if we animate our skeleton, and move in for the kiss, even if our body falls victim our bones will yank the amulet out of her neck while she's distracted.

>>26989176
Wait a second, what if we say the command word for the amulet?

Do we remember what the word for 'home' was? Let's try saying that and see if it teleports the queen to 'home.'

>>26989221
She's wearing it though. I don't think it'll listen to us.

>>26989206
Now THAT's thinking like an unrecognized genius.

>>26989206
Chances are we have to roll for that, and with our luck...

Just NO

>>26989135
Ok if I got that right, human slaves are gone but there's still one skellington? If not, oh well, we do look kind of fucked. Perhaps a desperate attack with our bladehand is in order.

>>26989268

Skeleton is grappling with the loyal guard.

You are alone with the Queen.

>>26989268
We could always go in for the kiss, and then bladearm in the gut.

>>26989287
If we go in for the kiss, we're done for.
The animate our own skeleton would be the only way to give us a snowballs chance, but gods help us if we'd risk such a thing on our luck.

Decide on the final action, I will determine if it requires a roll or not.

So far I've got:
Go for the kiss, possess on skeleton
Call the Amulet's Home command
Go in for kiss, bone her in the gut.

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>>26989206
We could try our arm, instead of the whole body. It'd be worth the risk.

Don't we already have a bone arm?

I just don't understand why you think that if we can't control our arm normally, we'd be able to magically control it, especially with an anti-magic amulet hanging around.

>>26989330
>Go for the kiss
Not unless we make sure we'd get out of that with our mind
>possess on skeleton
Her's or ours? I don't think we can get to hers with the amulet. Can we?
>Call the Amulet's Home command intact.
Be funny if it lands us right here in her palace.
>bone her in the gut.
And lose such a valuable prize? I recommend somehow getting her unconscious.

>>26989361
It'd be more like a mini-servant. Having a mind of it's own with given orders to snatch the amulet. Independant from our own mind.

Like how our skeletons minions still work even when we're under mind control.

>>26989366
> I recommend somehow getting her unconscious.
I'm all ears, Anon. What's your plan?

Because I'm having enough trouble trying to come up with a plan that leaves us alive.

>>26989366
*with our mind intact

>>26989330
Imma vote on kiss, bone in the gut.

>the knife goes in, the guts come out

>>26989382
Oh wow. Alien hand syndrome basically?

I...

But what happens after we grab the amulet? We'll still be fucking the mermaid.

>>26989366

Possess own skeleton to overcome the kiss possession. This depends on the nature of her kiss power.

She is wearing the amulet so calling her home might affect her. Depends on whether the amulet will listen to you.

bone her in the gut. Depends whether you can do it before the kiss/momentarily resist it.

>>26989408
Maybe then order it to slap our face and punch us in the dick? Should wake us up.

>>26989445
I hate to say it, but this sounds like the best plan.

>>26989462
>tranced
>fucking
>arm is independent
>Grabs the amulet
>MQ "Nope"
>Smash/holds it.

Now what?

>>26989462
That's one of the most convoluted plans I've ever heard. Still, yeah, it's the best. Now someone should write all of that up.

>>26989445
Can't think of anything worth shit right now, so I'll go with this.
Oh well, if we lose our skelley arm we can just find another to attach it with.

>>26989500
>That's one of the most convoluted plans I've ever heard.
That means it'll work fine for us.

>>26989497
Then we roll to fuck our way out of it?

We've done it before.

>>26989533
Holy shit we are going to critfail and die

Okay.
>Posses skeleton arm "when we go for the kiss, grab the amulet, and get us to stop fucking"
>Go for the kiss. Willingly. This should surprise her.
>Arm rips amulet
>Then injure her
>Then mind control with all our might.

Sound good?

i hate the idea of our life being determined by a fucking roll

we have been so unlucky

Oh god I can't wait to write this.

>>26989565
Conversely we're one of the luckiest motherfuckers out there.
We're alive to tell the tale aren't we? And we have a monster brothel.

>>26989551
>Holy shit we are going to critfail and die
Yes, Anon, this has been our destiny from the very start. It's always been our doom to critfail and die, and it is bound to happen sooner or later.

But it may not be this day.

>>26989555
Sounds good.

Final call. Link to your preferred action.

>>26989555
Yeah, and this trips can never fail LET's DO THIS

>>26989555
This please.

>>26989555
Okay, who's going to call upon the dice gods this time?

I ain't taking the bullet for this one.

>>26989652
Let's do it
>>26989555

LEEEEEEEROY

Now requesting the fateful roll.

>>26989673
Neither am I! Last thread I rolled three 3s in a row.

>>26989555
Do it.

You know what would've been useful earlier when she was sleeping? Isn't the lamia part snake? We should've brought a vial of venom or something, just enough to incapacite someone or something.

Rolled 3

>>26989680
And so it ends.

Don't make me roll myself.

The dice gods do not take kindly to OP rolls.

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>>26989714
Welp

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>>26989714
No amount of virgin sacrifices will ever appease the dice god's wrath toward us.

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>>26989714

So what do you guys want to play next time? I was thinking rogue would be cool.

>>26989714
Well, at least we can all agree that our death was long overdue.

>>26989772
How about a dryad

here is your friendly reminder to put "quest" in subject field so it can be filtered all the way to hell.

>>26989858
Man I love how mad people get about quests.

Goddamnit OP how long does it take to write "u ded"?

>>26989874
To be fair, Anon, we're probably not dead.

OPs probably writing something like "Oh shit bitch, better get a crit or you ded."

>>26989874
We get a gratituitous death sex snuff scene don't we?

"And nothing was seen from him ever again, save for a lone bony hand creeping out the ocean floor.

It tries to steal jewelry and punch people having sex"

>>26989891
I lold.

I would be okay with that as our legacy.

>>26989891
STAB people having sex.

>>26989858
Here is your friendly reminder that we don't care

Are you upset?

>>26989874
>>26989886
The ride never ends.

THE RIDE CAN NEVER END!

>>26989789
Oh man.

>You are the dryad daughter of a powerful necromancer
>What do?

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His death is highly dignified and warrants a careful attention to detail.

And by that I mean he mindfucked to death.

>>26989920
With our skeleton hand compatriot and aunti immortal, having to live up our fathers legacy.

do it!

>>26989940
Is he okay?

HIGHLIGHTS REEL INCOMING

THREAD MUSIC: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iy61r3Qkm6o

THANKS FOR PLAYING

>>26989940
Rest in peace Mr. Bones.
Your legacy lives on through your dozens of illegimate children.

>>26989951
I like that idea. Having to compete against our brother and sister to be the top necromancer. Who knows, we might even return to the bottom of the sea to pay dad a visit.

"The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones." ~ William Shakespear

>>26990088
Oh shit.

>>26990088
;_;7

RIP in piece Mr. Bones

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>>26990088

>>26990139
half-dryad, half necromancer Mage

>>26990139
MAGIC UP IN THIS BITCH

Also are we going back to the old reply method?
Maybe we should only switch over to consensus once we've survived a certain amount of threads.

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>>26990139
>Mage
Wizard time is now.

>>26990146

>>26990146
This one.
Or any other of his half-human kid mages.

>>26990172
Schlomo Grünbaum

We are a Jewmancer

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>>26990139
Rogue.

>>26990172
The name's Bones,
James Bones.

Well, since I'm the only one who prefers warrior, I'll be taking my leave now.

Mr. bones died like he lived...

>>26990172
The Great Fantastico

Name vote/ more suggestions?

>>26990198
Rogue sounds fun.
Better get started if we're gonna live up to our father's name.

>>26990280
Whoops.

Can we get some votes for classes and names.

All links after this post will be counted.

>>26990139
Mage

>>26990297
Mage

James Bones, the Rogue

>>26990297
Forgot to link
>>26990316

Actually to prevent samefaggotry, let's have a roll.

Roll with your preference. First come first serve.

Rolled 19

>>26990335
Mage

Rolled 10

>>26990335
Half-dryad mage.
With all the implications

>>26990297
Mage

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>>26990352

>>26990297
Mage
Name: Richard Browning

Rolled 5

>>26990389
illusion

>>26990398
>first even post
We back to the old rules now eh?

>>26990389
Summoning
>The golem train never ends
Enchantment
Psychic
Illusion

>>26990389
NAME ALL FOUR YOU WANT,

ROLL FOR IT.

HIGHEST WINS.

>>26990389
Illusion
Chillomancy
Bloodomancy
Psychic

>>26990422
ROLLING FOR THIS

Rolled 12

>>26990418
Rolling for
>>26990414

Rolled 1

>>26990418
I thought we could do one power per post
Illusion
summoning
druid
psychic

Rolled 3

>>26990389
Enchantment
Druid
Illusion
Magnetomancy

Rolled 2

>>26990422

Redo

>>26990436
Yeah that does make more sense.

Ok one power each, even posts count only.

>>26990435
We have a winner

Rolled 10

>>26990446
>Enchantment

Rolled 24

>>26990422
this but fire magic instead of ice

>>26990435
I'm taking summoning from this roll to make it a little fairer on you for rolling.

NEXT THREE GO

Rolled 8

>>26990446
Fine.
Magnetomancy

>>26990458
>Summoning
>Enchantment

Two more.

>>26990446
Illusion

Bloodomancy

Rolled 14

>>26990475
Psychic

>>26990476
>Summoning
>Enchantment
>Illusion
>Psychic

>>26990389
>Chillimancy
>Enchantment
>Cleric
>Psychic

>>26990494

why not Bloodomancy not that i'm complaining

>>26990522
Wasn't linked.

>>26990513

fuck I hate rules first thing we should do is go hide in some hole somewhere and become a hedge wizard

>>26990551
AND THEN TRY TO MAKE A GOLEM

>1
>1
>13
>1

Rolled 7

>>26990581
Roll for golem

For the sake of the archive I'd like to start a new thread.

Is that alright?

>>26990684
Very well. Don't forget to put the word quest in the title.

>>26990741

New thread