Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Harry%20Potter%20Nasuverse%20QuestTwitter: https://twitter.com/HPNasuQuest=====You are Harry James Potter, and you learned nearly a year ago that you are a magus. You've tried learning the basics from your best friend - Illyasviel von Einzbern - but that put you in a coma for three months. You think you'll stick to learning from her father, Kiritsugu, to whom you are apprenticed. Outside of the von Einzberns, you don't really have that many friends. You don't really like most people, and those who do wrong by you and yours you hate with all of your hatred. You've resolved to be a better person than your relatives, and strive to act with compassion towards strangers.Today is September 1st, and you, Illya, and "Aunty Maiya" are at King's Cross station in search of the elusive Platform Nine and Three Quarters. Fortunately, the shapeshifting girl who sold you your pet snake - which was promptly named Gilgamesh by Illya - is also a student, and was kind enough to show you the way. Unfortunately, before you managed to get on the platform, you were called out by a certain redheaded nuisance who for some reason is convinced that you're evil.Her tirade was cut off by Redhead Indiana Jones - Bill, you thought you heard - who gave a little lecture about how not all Parselmouths are evil. Something about it being "Slytherin" came up from the girl, which you vaguely remember to be one of the Houses. Maiya, you notice, is busy talking Muggle Tech with Bill and Ginny's father, rather enthusiastically. Tonks is making goo-goo eyes at the boy you presume is "Charlie~"... who seems somewhat unhappy. The rest of the redheaded gaggle is making their way through the pillar onto the platform.You decide to...>Ask what's so evil about Slytherin.>Attempt to inform Bill that Zelretch is still around.>Leave for the train before it gets too late.>[OTHER]
Harry James Potter[ATTRIBUTES] Strength - D+ "You're a wiry lad, built for speed more than strength." Agility - A "You're fast on your feet and quick with your reflexes" Endurance - C+ "You're cousin's made sure you can take a beating." Intelligence - B+ "You're no genius, but you're smarter than most." Luck - B "You've got better luck than most." Circuit Quality (CQ) - A [13 Prana per Circuit] Circuit Quantity (CC) - B+ [26 Circuits, one of which has been opened]Magic Circuits Open - 4/26Prana Available - 52/52Wounds - 0/6[SKILLRATINGS] Academics (Mundane) [INT] - D Academics (Magecraft) [INT] - E+[9 (11)] Academics (Wizarding) [INT] - E (D) Acrobatics [AGI] - D+ Athletics [END] - D+ Capioera [AGI] - D+ Cooking [AGI] - D+ Craft (Mystic Codes) [INT] - E+ Discernment - D Mystic Eye Lore [LCK] - D Origin Magic [CQ] - E Reinforcement [CQ] - E+ Stealth [AGI] - D Wandlore [CQ] - F[TRAITS]Spiteful - Your stealth rating increases by 2 when you're out for revenge.Compassionate - Your healing spells cure one additional wound.[PERKS]Devil's Luck - You may temporarily reduce your luck attribute by 1 step to negate a critical hit against you.Practiced Runner - Your Athletics rating is increased by 2 when running.Multitasker I - Multitasking penalties to skill checks are reduced by 1.Mystic Eyes of Death Perception - You see the Death of things, and deal additional wounds when using a knife.[LEAST] - You can discern the difference between lines of concepts and lines of objects, allowing you to choose which to cut.Mystic Eye Focus - You've grown accustomed to the use of your [MYSTIC EYES], and have unlocked it's [LEAST] secondary power.Parseltongue - You possess the ability to understand and speak the language spoken by snakes and certain other reptiles.True Magic Innoculation - Penalties for True Magic vs Sanity decrease by 2.??? - ???
Wand of Maple and Dryad - You heal one additional wound when using Wand Magic to heal.Spellcraft for Squibs - Up to rank B, add 1 rank to your Academics (Wizarding). Up to rank C, add 2 tanks.Changeling Spear - A spear that can take the form of a staff, a baton, a glaive, a boar spear, or a javelin.??? - A dagger that, apparently, only you can perceive.Mirror Phone - Your first mystic code, it is a clamshell mirror connected to a matching mirror you gave to Illya, allowing you to secretly communicate and stir up all kinds of ruckus.MARTIN MIGGS Omnibus - Increases Fun Rating to A+.
>>26957893It's good to see this back.>Ask what's so evil about Slytherin.>Attempt to inform Bill that Zelretch is still around.
Oh hey, this thing. Welcome back.After looking things over, I still agree with what I wanted to say last time, so posting it again.>Ask what's so evil about Slytherin."Madame Malkin told me that Slytherin was about being cunning and ambitious; that doesn't sound evil to me if you use it right. It's not a crime in and of itself to have great aspirations. You just have to make sure not to go overboard!"And then>[OTHER]>Finish your attempts to inform Bill that Zelretch is still around."So that whole thing about reality being a whole kaleidoscope and whatnot; the old guy had me look at it, and honestly I kind of understand why nobody gets it now. Seriously, hurts my head thinking about it even now. But it's not as scary to look back on in retrospect than it was actually experiencing it, I guess."We probably shouldn't be outright telling him about how Zeltrech is still kicking around. Better to drop a hint and then let his natural explorers' tendencies drive him to look harder. And remember, he got cut off in the middle of his own own expository monologue the first time around. Only fair we stick him with a bit of the same.After all, we WERE told>Alas, it is not to be. Infodumps are an anathema in this world - knowledge must be obtained offscreen, where none can observe the dispersement of new and exciting information dryly delivered through the mouths of characters. [...] And so, upon the precipice of new knowledge, it is snatched away by the vagaries of poor time management.And in keeping with that principle...>Leave for the train before it gets too late."Sorry, getting carried away there. We have to catch the train before we miss it and have to walk all the way down the track to Hogwarts like magical vagabonds."
>>26957868>Ask what's so evil about Slytherin.Good to have you back, professor Chaos.
>>26957868OH SHIT, ITS HAPPENING! ITS BACK! AND I HAVEN'T SLEPT YET TODAY!Oh well, I'll probably survive a 48 hour sleepless day. Probably. Maybe. Time to start drinking caffeine. That shouldn't kill me, right?>>26957936Agree
>Harry Potter Nasuverse
You know what the great tragedy of Hogwarts is?House Elves do all the cleaning and shit, so there aren't any maids for Ilya to violently molest. Damn shame, that.Incidentally, Prisma Ilya is kinda great, in an "oh god its so cute, I'm going to die of sugar poisoning" sorta way. Its also somewhat relevant to this alt-world version of Ilya.
Huh, thought you died, glad its back though!
>>26957868Wohoo it's back. I had thought that some jerk with MEoDP and way too many girls interested in him caught up with you.
>>26958293>No maids>That means no Sella and LeysrittFuck this magical earth.
"Slytherin... Slytherin," you drawl, only half feigning ignorance. You vaguely remember some of what Madmame Malkin told you about the four Houses of Hogwarts. Slytherin... that was the Snake house, you recall. The one with a lot of pride, was it? Pride and Ambition? You know that Mr. Malfoy went on and on and on about how the Noble Slytherins strived to preserve Wizarding Culture, but you're also fairly sure that he may have been exagerating things. "That's the Snake house, right? Pride, Ambition? I mean sure, Pride -is- one of the seven deadly sins and all, but don't all of the houses have their failings? I mean, what makes -Slytherin- so evil?"The redheaded girl stares at you as though you have grown a second head."What makes Slytherin evil?" She blusters. "How... what... you... why... Slytherin..."Her mouth flops about like a fish freshly yanked from the cozy stream it called its home for a bit. Bill chuckles, and the matronly woman you can only presume to be her mother rolls her eyes as she hurries the rest of her brood through the gateway. It takes a minute or so for her to regain her composure, which you take advantage of."Oh yeah, Bill!" you say. "I almost forgot, that Ancient Egyptian Wizard, the one who's research you found, he's-"Ginny cuts you off, beet red and screeching in frustration."Slytherin was the house of the Dark Lord, you -dummy-!"You...>Continue your explanation to Bill, ignoring Ginny.>Smile and nod patronizingly at Ginny, before continuing your explanation.>Inform Ginny that you have no plans on becoming like -that man-.>[OTHER]
>>26958465>Continue your explanation to Bill, ignoring Ginny.Sorry Ginny, but you're gonna get ignored. We've got information to relay, and nothing can stop us!
>>26958465>Smile and nod patronizingly at Ginny, before continuing your explanationIf necessary later we can explain to her that 1 person is not a representative sample.
>>26958465Smile and nod patronizingly
>>26958465 >Continue your explanation to Bill, ignoring Ginny
>birthday>cancelled trains and buses have turned a few hour journey into a 6 hour+ nightmare that will leave me getting into bed at 2am with work the next morning >this quest is backWell, at least somethings worked out
>>26958465PFFFFFHUHHUHUHWHA?Nearly five months without a peep, and suddenly out of freaking nowhere we're back in business?Well, I'm not gonna complain. Good to have you back Professor.>>Continue your explanation to Bill, ignoring Ginny.Stay on target...
>>26958465>>Smile and nod patronizingly at Ginny, before continuing your explanation.Fuck fuck fuck I gtg to work soon fuck I love this quest waiting for it to come back I watched/read fate stay the book thing and cartoon loved them both thanks for getting me int such an interesting world.
>>26958516This seems pretty much right. There's also plenty of Slytherins who AREN'T Dark Lords. Don't let one bad apple spoil the whole bunch, little lady.Y'know, much the same way that she wouldn't appreciate it if we started assuming based on her example that the whole Weasley family were a bunch of shrieking hellions at her age.
Holy crap, HP Nasuverse is back! I missed you, dude.
It occurs to me, we seem to have an even number of posters at the moment.And the vote has been tied 3-3 for 20 minutes.>troubling
>>26958465Talk to Bill, ignore Worst Girl.
"Yes I imagine he was," you say to Ginny, nodding at her and giving her a grin that quite clearly informs anyone who sees you that you have absolutely no fucks to give. You turn back to Bill, intent on giving him the information that you had nearly fried your brain in order to get. "Anyways, Mr. Bill, the thing is that Ancient Egyptian Wizard was also an Ancient Egyptian Vampire, though he didn't actually come from Ancient Egypt."Bill pats his now -glowering- little sister on the head, messing with her bow and pony tail, before turning to you."Ancient Egyptian Vampires you say?" he says. "Well, the old pyramid builders did have their fascination with immortality and the Undead - I suppose it stands to reason that one of their greatest sorcerers decided to try his hand at being a bloodsucker." He hoists his little sister over his shoulder as she finally stops glowering and looks about ready to -pounce- at you and Illya. "That... hmm... actually puts some of what we've come to learn about Zelretch into a new context."It is at this point that Illya decides to speak up, now that the threat of tigery redhead has been neutralized."Wait, Zelretch?" She says. "Wizards know about... the Wizard Marshall, of course they do.""Wizard Marshall?" Bill asks."Wizard Marshall? you ask."Wizard Marshall," Illya confirms. "Wizard Marshall Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg, Founder of the Clock Tower, Master of Second Magic, and Fourth among the Twenty Seven Dead Apostle Ancestors." She nods. "Papa told that its a very bad idea to get on his bad side. Or his good side. Or his mildly interested side. Apparently he tends to drive people insane when he tries to impart his wisdom."You blink."Wait, Illya," you say. "Are you talking about our Maths teacher?""Your maths teacher is a Vampire?" Ginny accuses. "You really -are- evil, Harry James Parsletongue.">[Field too long]
>>26959006You...>Inform Ginny that your last name is Potter.>Wait for Bill to recover from being rendered speechless.>Run to the train before something blows up, figuratively or otherwise.>[OTHER]
>>26959016>Wait for Bill>Ignore GinnyWorst Girl's gonna Worst
>>26959016>Wait for Bill to recover from being rendered speechless.No fucks Ginny. We have no fucks.
>>26959016>>26959032>>26959046I agree with this
>>26959016>>Wait for Bill to recover from being rendered speechless.Ginny plz, plz stop. You're literally being the worst human being right now.
>>26959006Mention to Illya that you can see why his tutelage drives people insane. Then abscond to the train.
>>26959006>Wait for Bill to recover from being rendered speechless.But no need to just wait in silence; might as well use the time to get some things straight.>Apparently he tends to drive people insane when he tries to impart his wisdom.>Inform Ilya that it didn't drive us THAT insane. Ok, maybe a little, but we got over it!
>>26959032Voting for this
>Bill uses this new info to track down Zel>One week later: "I want to get off Zeltrech's Wild Ride!"
>>26959167Seems like its doing a number on Hermione though. Poor girl, she didn't know what she was getting in to when she get involved with the cosmic overtroll, but now its too late to back out.
>>26959331Don't you mean not-hermione
>>26959375Right. Definitely-not-Hermione.Why are we saying not-Hermione again? I thought we had positively confirmed it was her.
>>26959423If I remember correctly she had an artifact that made people think it specifically wasn't her.
>>26959517I'm preeeeetty sure we managed to put two and two together. I seem to recall us witnessing some of her interactions with Zelretch first hand, not to mention passive mind-bamboozlement stuff like that tends to be of limited use against Mages, since its main purpose would just be to prevent her classmates from realizing the obvious fact that she's moonlighting as a Magical Girl.
"Bill, please put me down," Ginny complains.You content yourself with standing there in mostly silence, staring intently at Bill as you wait for him to parse this new information. He appears stuck in a mode that is remarkably similar to how his younger sister had gotten when you had asked what made Slytherin so evil. Absent mindedly, you wonder if he's trying to reboot in safe mode, though somehow you think that would be more appropriate for Hermione than him, all things considered."You know, Illya, that's not exactly true." you say. "I mean, he didn't drive either of us insane when he was teaching us Maths. And I was only out for seventeen-eighteen minutes when he imparted me with a glimpse of the Second Magic.""Bill, seriously." Ginny is now squirming in her oldest brother's arms, trying to break free from his grip. "I would very much appreciate being put down now.""Wait what?" It's Illya's turn to stare at you. "You saw...""The Kaleidoscope, yeah," you say. "It was neat. Lots of pretty colors. Couldn't quite make heads or tales of it though.""Oh dear sweet Christ you got his attention," Illya sputters. "That's... not good.""Why?" You ask. "Hermione seems to be doing well enough...""Oh dear sweet Christ the Wizard Martial is bon...""Help..." Ginny-No. She does not look cute. You will not fall for those adorable puppy eyes screaming for someone to rescue her. "Please...""No," you say. "I asked. Checked. Hermione was pissed that I insinuated that they...">Field too long
>>26959742"Well!" Bill suddenly announces. "Well. Well... that changes things quite a bit! He's... he's a -living historical relic- from ages long past! And it is my sacred duty as an archaeologist to find this man, and correct whatever mistaken conclusions that Wizardkind has come to!" He turns around abruptly, and begins marching towards the exit. "Come, Ginny! To the LIBRARY!""Evil savior!" Ginny is now crying, and you will -not- acknowledge that you actually sort of want to help her. "Save me! Please! I'll even be one of your minions, if you want..."You...>Go help Ginny. At least you'll get a minion.>Ask one of the other redheads if those two are always like that.>Just go through the portal and get on the train.>[OTHER]
>>26959760>into the portal it goes!
>>26959760>Ask one of the other redheads if those two are always like that.
[X]Save GinnyStupid hero complex.
>>26959760>Ask one of the other redheads if those two are always like that.Come on, let's befriend that red, pathetic Hermionefag
>>26959760Tell bill the name of our school and then abscond.
>>26959848This should be included in all votes.
>>26959760>Ask one of the other redheads if those two are always like that.Sorry Ginny, but you brought this on yourself.
>>26959832I take offense in being called an evil dick.Spite mode on. No help for Ginnies today
>>26959760>Go help Ginny. At least you'll get a minion.>Ask one of the other redheads if those two are always like that.>Tell bill the name of our school
>>26959760[X] Acquire minion[X] Tell Bill the name of our school
Oh my god it's really here you've made me the happiest man alive.How long until Ilya sends a panicked message to Kerry and Iri that we got Zelretch's attention.
>>26959760Tell Bill the name of your school in exchange for your new minion.
>>26959760Quickly, acquire a new minion, tell Bill where our school is to get one.Wait for Ilya to try to keep us away from the redhead girl.
You do sort of want to help the poor girl, as she does look every bit the damsel in distress as she is carted off by her older brother. Then again, you don't particularly like being called evil - or worse, being compared to -that man- who killed your parents and was ultimately responsible for your placement at the Dursleys. You aren't all that inclined to bring to bear the full force of your spite against her just yet, however bad your first two impressions of her might have been, but... You're quite content to get a petty revenge by permitting her continued torment and humiliation at the hands of her older brother."Try Saint George's Primary!" You call out after the retreating archaeologist. "Ask for the Maths teacher. Or, uh, the Librarian, I'm not quite sure! But one of those, that'll be Zelretch!"Ginny casts you a betrayed puppy pout, before slumping over her older brother's shoulder in defeat. Bill gives you a sort of half wave salute in thanks for the information. You begin to wonder how much of their attitudes were them being serious, and how much of it came from the two of them being silly. That would cast a new light on... some of this stuff, anyways."So," you turn towards one of the other Redheads - Charlie, you think Tonks called him. "Are those two always like this, or..."Charlie nods his head."Unfortunately, yes." He says. "Ginny can be a little spitfire at times, and Bill, well he's quite passionate about his field, I'll give him that. This... Zelretch, was it, well I'd imagine he'd try to bind himself as the man's apprentice, if he thought he could pull it off, just to learn whatever he could about the old histories." Charlie sighs. "Of course, whether or not the vampire is -lying- is a matter than Bill - and most in his field - tend to forget about..."It's about this time that you realize that Tonks is no longer making googly eyes at this particular redhead. In fact, she seems to have disappeared entirely.
>>26960430You...>Ask where Tonks went.>Ask Illya why she's got one of the Mirror Phones out.>Go through the barrier and get on the Train.>Go through the barrier and look for Tonks.>[OTHER]
>>26960430>Ask Illya why she's got one of the Mirror Phones out.and>Ask where Tonks went.Charlie did you just break up with Tonks?
>>26960430Abscond to the train already.
>>26960440Lets get on that train. We got a school to attend.
>>26960440>Go through the barrier and get on the Train.Ok, enough fucking around. Time to get on the magic train to wizard land.Also, where the fuck is Ron? Is he here and just quiet or something? He's still in the same year as us right?Gilgamesh has a rat to eat.
>>26960440>Ask where tonks went>Why the mirror phone ilyaI'm pretty sure having polite conversation with zelretch is not a valid reason for this sort of response. Think rationally about this. We are so fucked, we will never be able to run, we will never be able to hide. Enjoy our time with ilya whilst it lasts, before its decided that our life would be more amusing elsewhere
>>26960559IF - and that's a big IF - Zelretch does decide to dick around and send you to another world...Well, you might just find yourself meeting "Gilbert," Prototype Earth, Nymphadora (3rd Personality) and the Throne of Husbandos.
>>26960518>Gilgamesh has a rat to eat.I like that train of thought.Shame we can't actively promote it without being a huge dick, nor do we have an IC reason to do so. Thats also assuming that little plot point is even still the same, which I would frankly doubt.Ah well, can't win em all I guess.
Guys, guys, what if voldemort has made himself into what is effectively a dead apostle? Wizarding world might not recognise it due to them being ignorant yokels. Mainly I just want to see executors show up and for the collective pants shitting by the Wizarding world when they realise that the church is well aware of the existence of the magical.
>>26960771Oh sweet jesus that would be glorious.
>>26960771Don't give OP ideas, he already has Mystic Eyes of Life Perception.
>>26960771Oh yeah, he's definitely going to go the Apostle route. Its basically easymode immortality if you don't care about morals and aren't worried about having to constantly be on the lookout for angry church-dudes with holy swords.Which is beyond terrifying, because once you get to Ancestor class (guess what he'll probably qualify as) they can have some really fucking wonky powers.
>>26960771 >>26960842 >>26960854 Voldemort with no concept of death>>26960811Irrationally panicking witches and wizards meet increasingly bemused executors who just wanted some information.
>>26960854Interestingly, there are currently 6 undefined spots among the 27.>>26960913>Voldemort with no concept of deathHis little Horcrux trick in canon basically accomplished the same thing. He pretty much had ghetto-apostlehood already.
"Huh..." you say to Charlie. "You guys must have an interesting family.""Yeah, interesting," Charlie replies. "Also -big-. Absurdly big." He leans down and whispers. "Don't tell anyone but between that and Nymmy's... clinginess, well that's why I went and became a Dragon Tamer out in Norway. Personal space, all that jazz..."You can sort of relate, you suppose. You've never really much liked your family either - though, from the way that his Mother has been doting on her children, you somehow doubt that his reasons are the same as yours. Maybe... he felt a bit to constricted by their love for him or something? Or maybe he's just an ass who doesn't quite appreciate what he has. Or maybe something else entirely, and you literally just met him so you shouldn't judge. It could go any way, really.You don't think you like him that much though."Well, good luck with that," you say. "I think it's getting on to time, though..."You turn to Illya, who seems to be chatting on one of the Mirror Phones with her father. Some of the passing muggles seem mildly interested in the device, making remarks about technology's advancement and wonder where they could buy one. Something gets said about portable video conferencing and the "software" behind it. You don't much understand what they're talking about, but at least it's not breaking the Statute of Secrecy."Illya, come on!" you say, grabbing her hand. "The train's going to leave soon!"With her in one hand and your trunk in the other, you run off into the portal, onto Platform Nine and Three Quarters. You are greeted by the loud whistle of steam rushing through shaped iron, and a magically projected voice shouting "All aboard!" in a jovial tone. You run up to the conductor, and he helps you and Illya get your trunks from the platform into the train before sheepishly asking for your autograph.You sign it, wondering if you'll have to put up with this sort of thing for the rest of your life.>Field too long
>>26961050Now that you are on the train, you decide to...>Find an empty compartment.>Find wherever Tonks got herself.>Find one of the Redheads - aside from Ginny, they all seemed amicable.>[OTHER]
Oh my god it's back!Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb>>26960440>Go through the barrier and get on the Train.>>26960771Nrvnqsr did say that Voldemort would be our equal in this. For every bullshit overpowered ability we acquire, Voldemort will get one just as strong.
>>26961058>Find an empty compartment.
http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/wizard-or-magus-hp-nasu-story-only.218198/Read this bitches, Look and be amazed by TRIGGER CASTING
>>26961058>Find tonksFailing that>Find redhead
>>26961058>Find one of the Redheads - aside from Ginny, they all seemed amicable.Between our celebrity status and the way Ginny reacted, I think we need as many friends as we can get before we become subject to the Hogwarts overactive rumor mill.
>>26961108>implying ilya won't seize control of the rumour mill
>>26961092That thread not updating anymore was one of the reasons why I started this thread, actually. Ironic, all things considered.
>>26961333We will never get the first.Now I just feeling fucking sad and disappointed.
>>26961402I was more concerned with Harry becoming an Ether Liner or something along those lines, all things considered. He had Grain, after all.(Also, gonna need yall to break the deadlock before I begin the next write up).
>>26961050>Find an empty compartment
>>26961058>>Find an empty compartment.
>>26961471That too....Fucking Shit, now we never going to find out Harry Demonic Sword, his Knight Arm.
I notice we haven't tried to kill anything yet.
>>26961679Just because we CAN doesn't mean we SHOULD.
>>26961696You aren't a very good adventurer.
"Let's find us a compartment, then," You say to Illya after signing the Conductor's copy of "Harry Potter and the Harrowshire Hag". You aren't quite sure how you feel about having fictional books written about adventures you'll never go about, and you make a mental note to see if you're collecting royalties for the use of your name in association with all of these Action novels.Surprising, the Hogwarts express is much like any other train you've been on, not that you've really had the opportunity to go on all that many trains. Wood framed plaster walls, each stained, polished and urethaned to keep from causing splinters, a rug on the floor of the hallway. A smiling woman with a trolley, from whom you purchase a small handful of treats for yourself and Illya. Nothing all that overtly magic about it, just a bunch of schoolchildren chatting their chats in their compartments. You look for an empty one, passing by a few of the redheads whom you encountered earlier, and waving hello. You pass the lavatories, and you can swear you hear sobbing coming from one of them - the voice is vaguely familiar, somehow, but you pay it little mind. It's not -your- problem, after all. It turns out, the only -empty- compartment on the train is in way back, a larger one than normal, one that looks a bit more... luxurious? Spacious? -Better-, in any case, much better than the other ones. Illya doesn't seem to notice it, and honestly, you doubt you would have noticed it if your glasses hadn't slid down your nose, revealing the lines...The many, many lines that converge upon this door. Different than the other's that's for sure. You take your glasses off entirely, to get a better look at them - the deaths, you see, energy cracking under the stress of magic, under the stress of atomic hellfire. Under the blade of your own knife, if you wished it.You try to open it. It's locked.>Field too long...
>>26961959You...>Kill the lock on the door, permitting yourself entry.>Feel a bit guilty about dismissing the crying, and go back to check it out.>Settle for one of the compartments with the redheads.>[OTHER]
>>26961968Feel guilty, go check on tonks.
>>26961968>Kill the lock on the door, permitting yourself entry.
>>26962042Yeah no let's not. Property Damage is not a smart move.
>>26961968>Feel a bit guilty about dismissing the crying, and go back to check it out.
>>26961968>Kill the lock on the door, permitting yourself entry.Then, >Feel a bit guilty about dismissing the crying, and go back to check it out.Then, >Bring Tonks into the Fancy Room to have a good cry in private. Wait outside if she wants.
>>26961968>Find tonksHelp a Bro in need
>>26961968>Settle for one of the compartments with the redheads.
>Feel a bit guilty about dismissing the crying, and go back to check it out.Find out who it is then bring them to the fancy room and>Kill the lock on the door, permitting yourself entry.
Will we be able to increase base attributes?
>>26961968>Feel a bit guilty about dismissing the crying, and go back to check it out.I've got a bad feeling about that room.
If Charlies broke up with Tonks we offer to kill him for her.
>>26962687While I sympathize with the sentiment, lets not be in such a hurry prove Ginny right.
"Hey Illya," you ask, "Did you hear anyone crying, over by the lavatories?""Yeah, actually," she says. "It sounded like that lady from the pet store, I think. I wonder what..."Unfortunately, you don't hear much beyond "yeah". Crying, that used to be something you did a lot, back when you were living with the Dursleys and Illya wasn't their to keep the bullies off of your back as a "heroine of justice" and... No. Best not to dwell on any of that. -That- is in the past, -this- is in the future, and you swear to fucking GOD that you'll find whatever fucking -piece of shit bully- who made this person feel pain and you will -delight- in the suffering you bring to them.You fucking -hate- bullies."Hey shifter!" you hear someone say. You don't really much care for their tone - it sounds suspiciously like the tone Dudley used to take to you when you were a child. Well, more of a child. "Quit your fuckin' bellyaching, you changeling twat! It's not like you boyfriend broke up with you or something."There's a crowd of them, each of many different colored robes, but the speaker, the -bully- is as red as a sore thumb. Gryffindor. You don't think you'd much like to be sorted into their house, if -fucking piece of shit bullies- are the sort that live there. No, you don't think you would."Yes, actually..." You hear Tonks' voice come through the door."Hah! Good." The red girl spits. "You didn't deserve him, fucking changeling whore."The door cracks open, and you see yourself. No, wait, that's Tonks. More importantly, you see a fucking crowd of bullies laughing at her misery and it -infuriates- you. You're half tempted to pull our your knife, but murder would be such a -bad- way to start off the semester."You know," your voice cuts like the dagger weight down your pocket, "I don't much like bullies. Please stop.">Field too long.
>>26962801"Oh," One of them steps up to you. He's... big. "And why should any of us give a fuck about what a little firsty has to say, huh?"You...>Politely inform them that you're Harry Potter.>Inform them that any decent human being would.>[Lethal] DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY, MONSTER! [Roll 3d6]>[Non-lethal] DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY, MONSTER! [Roll 3d6]>[OTHER]
Rolled 1, 5, 1 = 7>>26962817>[Non-Lethal]
Rolled 6, 3, 5 = 14>>26962817>[Non-lethal] DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY, MONSTER! [Roll 3d6]Bonebreaking times
Rolled 1, 1, 2 = 4>>26962851god damn......
>>26962817>Politely inform them that you're Harry Potter.Fuck it. Lets use our name recognition.I want to keep the fact that we can wreck shit under wraps until we really need it. The element of surprise would be ruined if we developed a reputation for punching people out before we even got off the train.
>>26962817>[Non-lethal] DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY, MONSTER! [Roll 3d6]Strip him naked, and pray he has boxers on.>>26962851>>26962863Low baller.
>>26962890Low rolls are good. The rape train has no brakes.
Rolled 2, 2, 6 = 10>>26962817>[Non-lethal] DON'T GET CARRIED AWAY, MONSTER! [Roll 3d6]>>26962863>>26962851I like you.We'd be in so much trouble if we picked lethal...
>>26962801>Politely inform them that you're Harry Potter."Harry Fuck-Mothering Potter you cracka ass bitch."
>>26962817Let us NOT start killing people. Instead point out that any decent human being wouldn't act like a bully without having problems of their own. Give him a speech on why they are on the wrong side.
>>26962909Oh... oh shit. We may have broken him.I forget, which rolls are counted? Best of first three? Its been too long.
>>26962817>Infrom them that any decent human being wouldNotify them how grouping up on one mentally exhausted person is a disgrace to their house.
>>26962863Actually let's give him the beatdown along with the speech.
>>26962947Best of first three, with any critical failures rolled cancelling a critical success. In this case, you rolled a double critical (2 ones), but a single critical failure (1 six), so you end up with a single critical. Bretty gud, as the saying goes.
>>26962997I'm ashamed to say... I have a pic for that.
>>26962997But we rolled 4 1s in our first three? Or do crits only work with the one with the most of that number?
>>26962997So what we kill their wands? Ollivander would be rather annoyed if that were the case.
>>26963144Crits outside of the best roll only cancel critical failures, just as critical failures outside of the best roll only cancel criticals.
>>26963150Bro, we're trained in capioera. Not MUCH training mind you, but probably a hundred times more martial arts training than any snotty wizard brat has. Plus our Agility is damn good. We're gonna kick him into a wall, then several more walls.
There are many things you are. You like to think you're pretty fast, if you say so yourself, the years of being "Harry Hunted" having paid off in a good way. You like to think that you have a functioning moral compass, however much you enjoy the suffering of your enemies, as you -know- that society only functions when good people are there to act. You're vindictive, and hate the people you hate. And you like to think you possess a modicum of restraint, that this -piece of shit bully- just tore away.There are many things you are not. You're not a -piece of shit bully-, not when you're standing up for someone else. You're not particularly strong, physically, though Mr. Kiritsugu has said Reinforcement can help with that sort of thing, if you learn it right. And you're no where near as large as this green robed arse, that's for sure."Don't get carried away, asshole," you say. "There are a myriad of reasons you should care about what this 'firsty' says, but honestly? I don't really have the patience to explain basic human decency to some thick headed jerk gathered 'round to pick on the person who's different." You pull your hands out of your pocket, drawing your invisible dagger with it. "I mean look at you pieces of trash! You're -seventeen-, for God's sake! Shouldn't you be the one's lecturing -me- on proper behavior?"You're answered with a fist. Odd. You thought wizards detested physical combat - you know from Mr. Kiritsugu that Magi do. No matter - he's blow is strong, but clumsy and slow, not like the nigh impossible to dodge punches you're used to. You step out of the way, annoyed, and remove your Mystic Eye Killers."I said -don't get carried away, asshole!-"
>>26963516And then you move. Speed is your forte, and precision something you've begun to learn. You don't strike him with your knife, physically or metaphysically, not in any way that could actually hurt him. You do, however, strike at his magic, and at his robes - you pay all the shame and humiliation he wished to inflict on Tonks upon -him-. You end your movement behind him, between him and his fellow -piece of shit bullies-, in the same position you started. His robes fall into tatters, before he collapses, clutching his chest in agony. It's not permanent, as Gaia reasserts its rules fairly quickly, but you've killed his ability to do magic for the time being. You stare at the others.>"Now, tell me, what have we learned here today?">"All of you. Go back to your compartments, and rethink your life.">"I'm Harry -freaking- Potter. That's why you ought to listen.">"Anyone else?">[OTHER]
>>26963528>Now tell me what we've learned hereDo not name drop. It is not worth it.
>>26963528>"Now, tell me, what have we learned here today?"We've made our point, lets let them draw their own conclusions.
>>26963528>>"Now, tell me, what have we learned here today?"No need for name dropping, a bit of taunting might be in order.
>>26963516>Now, tell me, what have we learned here today? I'm Harry- freaking- Potter; you learn to listen to Harry Motherfucking Potter
>>26963528>"Now, tell me, what have we learned here today?"
>>26963528>"Now, tell me, what have we learned here today?"Do not act incautiously when confronting people you think are too small to hurt you.
>>26963195Bear in mind, Kerry has been training Harry for nine months. You're not "Male Hit-Girl" tier yet, but you're sure as hell approaching it.Indeed, at some point in the timeskip, Kerry introduced you (and Illya) to the wonders of Kevlar, by getting you a fitting vest, taking the two of you to a secluded location, and shooting you both with a nine millimeter and a .45 once each, that you might understand and respect the power of firearms. Your respective vests are currently in your trunks, though after today you might make wearing it out a habit.
>>26963750Kerry is the best mentor and the best dad.
>>26963750I have a feeling that once we report back on the offensive branch of wizard magic he will have a training regime for dodging them up within a week.
>>26963871Offensive wizard magic isn't all that different from offensive magus magic I don't think.Its just a series of various beam/blasts that you have to dodge or deflect. Some of them have special properties, move faster, or aren't visible to the naked eye, but I don't think they're particularly distinguishable from any practical standpoint. And with Wizards, you don't have to worry about him pulling out his super-secret trump card mystic code that has been passed down the Armstrong family line for generations, since the spells are mostly standardized.
>>26963937No magus attack magic can take any number of forms depending on who you're facing and their specialties. To take fate/zero as an example you had waves of flame, attack beetles and Mr Archibald's lovely mystic code that explains why he was so stupid (working with all that mercury can't be good for you). Wizards on the other hand have realized that there are 3 or so attack spells that trump all others(stupefy advada kedrava and expelliarmus) making Kiritsugu's preparations for dealing with the entire wizarding world take a good deal less time then they would for your average single magus target.
"Now tell me," you say, spinning the invisible knife around in your hand. "What is it that we've learned today?"Unfortunately, the group doesn't seem nearly as intimidated that you would have hoped. Indeed, while they are eying you a bit closer than they were a few moments ago, they aren't nearly as quiverring in their boots as you sort of hoped they would be. Mostly they just seem annoyed at how quickly you managed to take down their friend. Hell, they don't even seem to be worried about him at all - what, is that sort of thing considered -normal- in this place?Actually, all things considered, that might well be the case. You've seen the insanity that their healing magics are, where even -lethal- wounds are nothing more than a common scratch, if treated fast enough.That... may have been a miscalculation on your part. Whoopsie."Aye, we learned something," one of them says. "We learned that little firsty -twats- what won't let us have our fun with the changeling bitch ought to be dealt with right and proper, and not with the kid gloves."Eight wands are raised in your direction, each of them glowing a different color of the rainbow. You, not being familiar with Wizarding Magic, aren't quite sure what any of those hexes, curses, jinxes, or mysteries would do to you, but frankly you aren't all that keen to find out. But still, you're being the knight in shining armor, and you'll be -damned- if you let a bunch of -piece of shit bullies- get the better of you."STUPEFY!" The "leader" shouts, and the whole rainbow is soon to follow.You...>Dodge! [ROLL 3d6]>Kill the spells! [ROLL 3d6]>CHARGE! [ROLL 3d6]>[OTHER]
Rolled 6, 4, 2 = 12>>26964196>Kill the spells! [ROLL 3d6]Shit
Rolled 2, 6, 6 = 14>>26964196>Kill the spells! [ROLL 3d6]If that didn't intimidate them, THIS sure as shit should.
Rolled 2, 2, 1 = 5>>26964196kill the spells!!
Rolled 3, 2, 4 = 9>>26964231>>26964238>three crit fails>>26964240>1 critKill me now.
Rolled 1, 5, 6 = 12>>26964196>DodgeTime to put that training to use. And no point revealing all our abilities this early.
Rolled 4, 6, 5 = 15>>26964196>Kill the spells! [ROLL 3d6]
>>26964250If I'm reading >>26963168 correctly, then we should still be relatively ok. Those fails will just cancel out our crit success, but even without that our best roll isn't terrible.
>>26964250A 5 on 3d6 is still pretty good, even taking two net crit fails into account.We're probably getting hit by more stuff than we'd like, but all things willing we're not going to take anything fight-ending.
Just dropping in for a moment, usually I just lurk, but did the bullies have to be Gryffindors? I can get if people didn't want to go to the Gryffindor house because it has been done in the main verse but did they have to be bullies?Hmmm, I guess what I'm trying to ask is are all of Gryffindor going to be like this? I guess it's just because I've seen so many people paint Slytherins as the poor misunderstood souls who have hearts of gold that they hide along with great intelligence. While Gryffindors meanwhile are treated at reckless, arrogant, idiots who are far meaner than we are lead to believe. I can get making Slytherins more sympathetic but does it have to come at the cost of villianizing Gryffindors? Not trying to accuse, just wondering. If this is just a group I would be perfectly happy with that as I believe all houses have their bookworms, nice guys, and pricks.
Shit guys I just realised, we don't have any form of mental protection or anything to deal with Legilimency. Dumbledore already knows about magecraft I guess so he's not a worry but Snape will find out we're a magus the instant he sees us if he doesn't already know via Dumbledore.God damn Legilimency would be something that would bring the entire Clock Tower down on someone in no time flat if they found out about it. Being able to just take your research and Mysteries out of your head without even a by your leave.
>>26964431One of the bullies is wearing green. Learn to read.
>>26964431The way the houses have been presented so far, every house is dickish.
>>26964452Oh god... they would flip their shit so fucking hard.
>>26964452>Being able to just take your research and Mysteries out of your head without even a by your leave.I don't think Legilimency works like that.
>>26964481Sealing designations, sealing designations everywhere.
>>26964431I think they were a multi-house group of bullies. One was wearing green and one red.
>>26964533Snape was able to go through Harry's mind bringing up whatever memories he wants when he's teaching him Occlumency. Wouldn't be too much of a stretch for them to find your memories of learning something important then put their memory of seeing it in a Penseive to review at their leisure.
>>26964553The four houses united as one! Praise the inter house unity. Truly, racism brings people together.Discrimination is the miracle of our time.
>>26964431>>26962801>There's a crowd of them, each of many different colored robes>>26963516>And you're no where near as large as this green robed arse, that's for sure.Everyone's allowed to be a dick. We're equal-opportunity detesters.>>26964595It's cool, obviously we'll just have to make sure none of these shitheels sneaks into Atreides with us.
[TARGET NUMBER: Capoeira (13) - # of Spells (8)][TARGET NUMBER: 5][Best roll of first three: 5! Success!][CAUTION: Critical Failures Outnumber Successes!]Your arm springs forward, knife in hand. You aren't going to give these people the satisfaction of seeing you dodge, you're just going to kill their spells before they have a chance to hit you. Such a task is, of course, rather difficult - the spells move nearly as fast as an arrow sprung from a bow. Not the sort of thing most people would expect an eleven year old to even see coming, let alone parry.But you are nothing if you are not fast.The lines dance along the bolts of each spell, fickle things that are nearly invisible even to your sight. Your knife darts out like a cobra, slashing away at the first spell, then the second, the third, the fourth. The fifth goes wide - how could their aim be so shoddy? - and the sixth grazes your sleeve. You split the seventh in half along its line, letting it crackle out like ball lightning. The Eighth, you intercept with the knife, but it was different from the others.You are not given the opportunity to smoothly drag your blade across its Lines of Death in the fract of a second that it would take. The moment the spell comes into contact with your blade, your feel a jerking against your arm, and the blade finds itself embedded in the door just above Illya's head.It is at that point you notice that Illya is in the room, and that somewhere along the lines Tonks managed to vanish from sight. So much for the damsel in distress sticking around to thank her rescuer. You do feel somewhat relieved that you now have back up, but even with Illya around, four to one odds are not something."Fufufu~!"Odd, that's not Illya's laugh. Her's is more a "Ohohoho...">Field too long.
>>26964595I have a dream that one day, down in Hogwarts, with its vicious egalitarians, with its Headmaster having his lips dripping with the words of tolerance and understanding; one day right down in Hogwarts first year slytherin boys and slyherin girls will be able to join hands with first year gryffindor boys and gryffindor girls as sisters and brothers. I have a dream today!
>>26964677You vaguely recognize the snapping sound that Kingsley sometimes makes, and a girl that you -should- recognize appears right behind the -piece of shit bullies-. It's not Hermione, you're actually sure of that this time; her name might be Kaleido-Pink, but you're fairly sure that she's not in the habbit of dying her hair pi-"Oh, so that's where you went, Miss Tonks." You say, trying to sound like you planned this. Tonks seems more than willing to play along, if her... now rather vicious looking grin is anything to go by."Well, I did have to freshen up..." She quips. "I couldn't well help such a shining~knight~ deal with the fiendish arseholes with masacara running down my cheeks because of -that man-." You swear that in that moment she grew a foot and a half, and suddenly became much more muscular, and it strikes you that she probably -did-. "Now, ah, where were you, before they interrupted your heroic monologue?"You...>Were just telling them how they should go home and rethink their lives.>Were explaining how being different isn't something that should be made fun of.>Were explaining how unjust the torment of so fair a maiden was.>[OTHER]
Rolled 5, 1, 4 = 10>>26964684>Were just telling them how they should go home and be a family manhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iof5pRAIZmw
>>26964677>the blade finds itself embedded in the door just above Illya's head.Realise what we nearly just did.Freak.The Fuck.Out.We may be The Death of Things but NEVER Illya.
>>26964660Oddly, the only robe color missing was yellow/gold. Hmm, I wonder which house that might be...I BELIEVE IN CEDRIC DIGGORY!
>Couldn't cut the lines of death on a spell>All the colours of the rainbowDid someone just try to Avade Kedavra us?
>>26964684>Were explaining how being different isn't something that should be made fun of.>>26964744Based Hufflepuff. Based Diggory.
>>26964684>>Were just telling them how they should go home and rethink their lives.Assholes gonna ass.
>>26964756No. Disarming jinx, actually. You CAN kill it, but not with a weapon, you'd have to use your fingers/nails.
>>26964756The various spells were the colours of the rainbow. It's more probable that it was an expelliarmus or other disarming spell that knocked our weapon away.
>>26964734Seconded, at least as soon as the bullies are gone. Gotta keep up the gallant rescuer image until then.
>>26964684The fair maiden bit seems appropriately theatrical, but is probably going to get us into trouble with Ilya.And >>26964734We're already probably going to have to leverage a lot of our Ilya Points due to other things.>>26964756It was an expelliarmus, judging by the fact that we failed to cut it because the minute we came into contact with it, it disarmed us.
>>26964684>Were explaining how being different isn't something that should be made fun of.>Especially if that person is so fair a maiden>They should go home and rethink their lives
>>26964684>>Were explaining how being different isn't something that should be made fun of.Unless the thing that makes you different is that you're intolerant human trash, of course.
>>26964796>>26964801Which I must admit, is something very interesting to note for later. We can't do shit to it unless we are ready for it and use something other than an object.
I've got to go for a bit, I'll be back in an hour or two.
>>26964870Or we can just start using our nails to kill every spell we try to, just in case it's expelliarmus.
>>26964889>try to kill Avada Kedavra with out fingernailWhich kills which first?
>>26964889>start using our nails>Expelliarmus rips our nails outNo.
Wait...Why did they try to Expelliarmus us? We were unarmed as far as they could see.OH GOD ONE OF THEM MUST HAVE MYSTIC EYES THAT LET THEM SEE THE KNIFE! PARANOIA GO!
>>26964889Or we could just get into the habit of dodging. It also helps when we can't remove our glasses or just don't want to reveal our eyes to the general public.
>>26964976Or they just assumed we would go for our wand.
>>26964870>>26964889Or we can just use our non-wizard brain and attach a strap to the hilt of our knife and wrap it around our wrist so it doesn't go flying across the room when we are disarmed.That said, it'd still leave our hand with some appreciable speed, so having it tethered to us would likely just lead to it flailing around our wrist in an arc in close proximity to our vital organs, so maybe that's not the best idea. But definitely worth doing when we get our WAND, at least.
>>26964976They may have realized we were holding something, after all, blocking spells with your bare hands is (as far as they know) impossible.Alternatively, they may have done it preemptively in case we tried to quick-draw a wand.>>26965094Good idea for the wand.
>>26965094If you want to get REALLY creative and go for Noble Phantasm tier capabilities then maybe we can hijack Mjolnir's abilities.
>>26964939I don't think magic works that way anonotherwise Expelliarmus would work on beasts and the like
>>26965199What are the odds Harry starts drinking sooner or later to deal with the visions, and possibly impulse, of murdering his close friends and family? I don't remember MEoDP having a native off-switch.
>>26964684>Were just telling them how they should go home and rethink their lives.Y'all niggas need JEEZUS!
>>26965204Yeah, it definitely doesn't. Wizard magic tends to be very specific in its effects, and Expelliarmus most certainly does not remove body parts.Another interesting idea for bypassing Expelliarmus: If you know its coming, just drop the weapon before it hits you. Since you're no longer wielding it, the spell won't send it flying across the room, and you can just grab it again immediately after the spell has hit.For our non-pointy bits the safety string idea should work fine, but this might be a good thing to remember the next time they try to send our knife flying.
>>26965293I don't think MEoDP comes with murder-impulses as standard. That was just Shiki being mindfucked by Roa and also generally being a crazy bastard to begin with.
>>26965335>being a crazy bastard to begin withThis will be a recurring theme if I have anything to say about it.Incidentally, what brought about the three month hiatus?
>>26965362Lack of wifi, apparently.
>>26965204>>26965308Odd, I remember people getting thrown back when cast angrily...
>>26965335>That was just Shiki being mindfucked by Roa No, that was Shiki being drugged by Kohaku.
>>26965521I read that as Shinki. I feel a little disappointed somehow.
>>26965407Hrm... I can think of two explanations for that, although I don't have the books on hand to look for specific evidence, so this is just speculation.1. Being thrown about when their weapon was violently ripped from their hands.2. If given enough juice, spells will take on a degree of concussive force.Either one, or maybe some of both, seem likely because if you hurl enough charged prana at something you're going to blast it regardless of other effects, and I can only imagine an angry spellcaster might do that unconsciously. Makes sense that it would happen to a Potter Wizard too, since they seem to be almost entirely incapable of consciously manipulating prana since their Wands are doing most of the heavy lifting.>>26965521...Shiki had a LOT of issues all happening at once.
>>26965521Shiki being mindfucked by Roa.Shiki being drugged by Kohaku.Shiki being Murdercrazy by Nanaya blood.All MEoDP did was make killing things easier, as well as slowly turn him into a vegteble because his puny mortal mind was trying to process it.
>>26965521>>That was just Shiki being mindfucked by Roa >No, that was Shiki being drugged by Kohaku.while also being from a clan of demon hunters.Kid had some issues
>>26966120Don't worry though we don't have any maids and I'm pretty sure the Potter blood did not have anything of interest. We just need to worry about being mindfucked by the part of the soul of an ancient dark mage residing within us. 2/3 isn't bad
>>26966252>2/3 isn't bad66 is a failing grade in most schools
>>26966252We also have to deal with having learned about sex from Irisviel.That there is a +10 insanity bonus, until we're old enough to actually appreciate it.
>>26966331God damn it why did we only get a flashback snippet of that
>>26966319And on the other hand, I have managed to pass a class with a thirty.
>>26966331And we saw the entire Kaleidoscope.We can't have an abundance of SAN left.So, what should we do next? Time Travel hijinks with Aoko and losing a little SAN from the 5th and potential paradoxes? Summon a servant with high Mental Pollution and lose SAN by proxy? Staring contest with ORT?
>>26966500You mean in which order, right?
It's been a long time.
>>26966500>implying its which one and not all of the above
>>26966652We should totally accidentally end up dressed as a maid some time.
Holy shit, HP Nasuverse Quest is back? I'ma watch The Princess Bride in celebration!
>>26966756"My name is Harry James Potter. You bullied my friend. Prepare to be pranked."
>>26966756I keep forgetting Harry in this quest is genre savvy. FOR HOUSE ATREIDES!
>>26966818THE MAGIC MUST FLOW!
>>26966806Kill all their left shoes under cover of our cloak? Also I'm just waiting to see the looks on the bullies' faces when they realize just who that young upstart is.
>>26966806We should totally get their names later for retribution-pranks. It's officially open season on their asses.Also, Tonks should totally be our Taiga.
>>26966873Maybe we can try to kill some delicate potion, or maybe cripple their magic just before exams like we did to the first guy.
>>26966773>>26966652So, since we're waiting, what was up with that scene?Am I right in thinking that it was just a Tsukihime Maid-Rape reference thinly disguised as random cuteness?Not that I'm complaining. Its hilarious and cute as hell. Just curious.
>>26967021Illya has a maid fetish.
"Oh, nowhere in particular, I suppose," you say to Tonks, your tone conversational. "I was simply explaining to these good folks what you explained to the Young Miss Weasley back at the Emporium. That just because someone's different doesn't mean you have the right to make fun of them, or kick them while their down...""We were also about to kick their ass," Illya interrupts. "At least, that's where I think things were about to go, right Harry?""Wait, Harry..." One of them seems to get the completely ludicrous idea through her head that you might Harry James Potter, and stares intently at your scar. "Oh bloody fucking hell we just assaulted the Boy-Who-Lived."You pointedly ignore her, and the rest of them, for that matter, as they were quite frankly being rude, interrupting your conversation with Illya. The Illya who was almost stabbed by out of control flying knife just a second ago. You take a deep breath, forcing that thought out of your mind - it didn't happen, it won't happen, and you swear that you'll find a way to forever and irrevocably kill that spell, so help you god.You successfully supress the urge to freak out and fuss over your best friend, because -nothing came of it-, and if you're going to lose your cool, lose it where these -piece of shit bullies- can't find you. Can't see you. Can't...You breath again."Oh without a doubt," you turn to Illya, only shaking a little bit. "I don't think they'd stand a chance - not against the alchemy of the von Einzbern.""Or the wandlore of the Potters." Illya continues.Each of them turn deathly pale. You were about to make a snide remark regarding them, ghosts, and how they look like they just saw one, but you are interrupted by a very loud crash of an opening door.>Field too long.
>>26967725"Tell me," the newcomer, a girl who looks near as old as Tonks, demands. "What the devil is going on in here? Not ten minutes after we leave the platform, and already you children have decided to bicker and fight?" She glares at all of you, the badge - Head Girl, it reads - shining brightly on her rather ample bust.You don't stare.That would be rude."Thirty seconds." She says. "Give me a reason -not- to frogmarch you all up before your Head of House and make you -beg- not to be expelled."You...>Inform her that they are worthless bullies.>Quickly point at the leader and say it was all her fault.>Hide behind Illya. You're useless without your knife!>[OTHER]
...Oh Jesus Christ I swear that pun wasn't intentional. God damn it.
>>26967736>Inform her that they are worthless bullies.We were educating them on proper morality. with fists
>>26967776I have to assume you're lying to me now. That was golden.Tell her we were just reeducating them on proper civilized behavior.
>>26967786WHOOPS forgot >Quickly point at the leader and explain their slanderous actions
>>26967736"Feel free to march me to the HEAD OF HOUSE ATREIDES!" Accompanied by a victorious thrust of our fist into the air.
>>26967736>Inform her that they are worthless bullies.
>>26967776>>26967808I must be blind because I don't see it.
So what is this even supposed to be?Complete butchering of lore and moshmash of universe quest?
>>26967736>Stay calm, keep your cool>"We are only having a disagreement in proper conduct and treatment of our fellow students. My companion, and I was just about to demonstrate the method of disciplining wrongdoing, but since you are here now, I suppose it'd be more appropriate to let you handle it. Shall we return to our compartment ladies?">If it doesn't work "CHEESE IT!" and run like hell.
>>26967944Yeah, you wanna fight about it?
>>26967944Yes. Now shut up and filter the quest if you don't enjoy it, because we do.
>>26967936Tomoe Mami.The HEAD Girl.Mogu Mogu.>>26967944Yes.This is exactly what this quest is.It is also fun. You should try it!
>>26967936Mami who was decapitated in the original source material, is Head Girl
>>26967736>[OTHER]"Frankly, I wouldn't mind seeing that done, if only so I could get a handle on the stance each of the Heads of House take toward bullying and subsequent unwarranted violence. You know, so I can figure out which houses, if any, I want to avoid being assigned to like the plague."I mean, come on. What's the point in (unwittingly) saving everyone from the terror of the Dark Lord Sauron Voldemort if they're just going to waste their second chance on being dicks.>>26967936>Head Girl>Picture of Mami
>>26967972Did she suck a lot of dicks or something? My Fate lore is lax.
>>26968001She's from Madoka.She had her head bitten off.
>>26967972>>26967984Thanks guys, turns out I am actually blind and also a bag of dicks.
>>26968001She gets her head bitten off, heralding centuries of misery and death for everyone's favorite magical girl.
>>26968001it's from meduka meguca, first casualty of the series
>>26968001Wow just wow. You should watch Puella Magi Madoka Magica it is a nice and cheerful magical girl show that gets referenced everywhere.
>>26968001THIRTY SEVEN DICKS!
>>26967972Well, actually it's completely fine if you admit it, enjoy your fun.
>>26968084I... Did..... Did someone on 4chan just acknowledge that other people can have fun with something they dont personally like?
>>26968121I think I need to go flame some other threads to restore sense to this world.
>>26968121No, the part I dislike is where GMs/PCs/QMs/Whatever think they know lore right, and they don't, and they proceed to make everything sound silly.But since he accepted that he's wrong, I don't care really.
>>26968067>Clerks referenceHow long until Jay and Silent Bob show up? Taking all bets.
>>26968198There was a lengthy argument in one of the earlier threads about how Harry's Origin was lore-rape-tastic, and I still don't know why it was chosen, if it makes you feel better.
>>26967964Sounds good to me.
>>26968198Now you see I have most of my knowledge of fate based off of fanfics and only really get agitated when the author is making glaring mistakes in a non-crossover context.(my one major example was From Fake Dreams with Assassin Breaking individual bullets as you would a broken phantasm.)
>>26967986Seconded.>>26968198He's not "wrong". That would require him to be making claims about F/SN, rather than strictly about HPNQ.If your intended thesis is that DMs who confuse their headcanon for actual canon and expect you to know the former as though it were the latter are asshats, then I sympathize with your position, but a) you really suck at phrasing it, and b) it's not relevant to this thread.
>>26967725>just finished binging archives today>someone mentions Iri-Maiya-Kerry threesome>Head Girl>sees this and it clicks>one is a ruthless woman that gave her life for her mentor>the other can stop time> NONONONONONOFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
>>26968536Now the only question is which concepts do we have to kill to gain dat shield?
"Oh suck it, tits, we've only got a year left," one of the -worthless bullies- says. "I mean, do you honestly believe any of us give half a shit what you've got to say if you're not on your knees begging for my-"The Head Girl flicks her wand, and the pleasant young gentleman's mouth is suddenly silenced, his gums flapping about like a beached whale without any noise coming out. You think you vaguely see him trying to scream numerous obscenities at the girl - indeed, you actually manage to pick up a few from his lip movements alone. After realizing his futility, he slouches back, settling for biting his thumb at the newcomer."No, Thompson, I will not 'drop the spell'," the girl says. "You'll get your talking privileges back when we get to Hogwarts. I'm sure Professor MacGonagal will be every bit as happy as I was to hear you finish the rest of that sentence. But alas, there are children here, and such coarse language is ill fit for such delicate ears."You and Illya look at each other."Wait, so you're not mad at us?" You ask."Over course not, sweetie~" The blonde coos, stepping over to you and pulling you into an embrace that leaves your head nestled somewhere that you aren't exactly displeased with, though you can -feel- Illya's glare intesify. "You're just an innocent little first year, no doubt caught up in whatever nastiness those ruffians had in store for you. I'm glad young Cedric sought -me- and Edward out to deal with this, rather than some of the younger prefects..."She shakes her head, which does, ah, interesting things to your own."Standards have truly fell," she says, noticing Illya's glare. "Half of them, I fear may well have joined in the tormenting of you children and dear, sweet Nymmy.">Field too long.
>>26969099She lets you go... only to turn to Illya and embrace her in much the same way as she had you. You aren't quite sure as to whether Illya's shift from snow white to bright red is from where her head is being pressed, or from anger born out of jealousy. Oddly, you note, none of the other bullies have so much as moved to take advantage of this. Or, on a second look, moved at all.In fact, they appear to be frozen."Nymmy~!" The older girl says. "I'll entrust these two to you, shall I? Edward~... ah, I mean, Mr. Stark and I will be busy dealing with the rest of these, I'm sure you understand. I'll see you in dormitory later tonight, okay? Ta~ta~"With a flick of her wand, the immobilized bodies of the bullies float out behind the young woman, leaving you somewhat dumbstruck, Illya shaking with embarassment, anger, or both, and Tonks shaking her head in amusement. You...>Ask Tonks who that was.>Ask Illya what's wrong.>Make the witty comment you wanted to when you thought you were in trouble.>[OTHER]
>>26967736>Inform her that they are worthless bullies.Not our fault they're fuckwits.
>>26969113>Ask Tonks who that was.Illya will get better.
>>26969113Ask Tonks who that was, and make the requisite witty comment
>>26969113>Ask Tonks who that was.>Console Ilya
>Ask Illya what's wrong.then>Ask Tonks who that was.
>>26969113>Edward StarkHo ho hooooWhat is this, the deadman brigade?
>>26969311Well, he is Head Boy after all.Honorable enough fellow, I'd say.
>>26969341Is Boromir going to show up?
>>26969355The pun is that he and Mami both lost their heads, so now they're Head Boy and Head GirlProbably not.
>>26969113>Ask Tonks while Ilya gets headpats.
>>26969311The Crossover Grows! I dread whatever monsters we have to face when Winter cums.
>>26969376You're an awful, awful man.
>>26969400That's either a rather unfortunate spelling, or a rather prescient spelling. But the only monsters you have to fear are his and Mami's kids, as I ship them hard.
>>26969400>when winter cumsfreu/d/ian slip?
It's nice to see this back, it's been very enjoyable so far. Sage for not exactly on topic.
>>26969376Did you always intend that, or are you just rolling with it?
>>26969670Rolling with it since the choosing of Mami as the Head Girl pic.Also, I gotta run for a sec. I'll be back soon.
>>26969459I must be the Kwisatz Haderach then because it was intentional.
You know, speaking of crossovers, I recall someone mentioned Harry Dresden awhile back. With that in mind I hope >>26969400 isn't relevant in any way.
>>26969852Dresden deserves some tail after all the shit he's been through.
>>26968067In a row?
>>26970110I wish him and Murph would just fuck already.
>>26970110And Stark deserves some head.From Mami. And her Mamis.
Actually, Harry will go murder crazy, just like Shiki. Since his eyes come from his Origin, and it's impossible to run away from your Origin, moreso if you are aware of it. We're going to kill a lot of people.
>>26970197So we kill people who piss us the fuck off and to protect people we like.And give Ilya boquets of severed heads.
>>26970237>And give Ilya boquets of severed heads.You have all my support.
>>26970197It still took Shiki YEARS to start losing it, and even then it was still a combination of Roa, Kohaku being a cunt, and crazyshit demonhunter blood that pushed him over the edge.We don't have half the problems that poor sod had.
>>26970260We can't try to address our problem, though, and we have a few years to gather up more problems.
>>26970197Shiki's eyes weren't driving him crazy, they were literally burning out his brain because of his Nanaya Mystic Eyes that allow him to understand anything he sees.The Nanaya Clan eyes combined with MEoDP are a hell of a combination. It basically means that he's struggling to comprehend death at full power all the time, which is basically like running Crysis 2 on max settings on PS2 hardware. His brain is melting...but on the other hand he has a 'deeper' understanding of death than Ryougi does, which is why he can dotstab and she can't.
>>26970327I didn't say we were going to go crazy for the same reasons, just that we were going.
>>26970327>Deeper understanding than Ryougi does.No. That's wrong. Nasu has said so. Ryougi's eyes are superior to Shiki's, whereas Shiki's physical capabilities are superior to Ryougi's. Shiki is very, very good at killing things, but he is incapable of killing concepts. Ryougi can kill concepts, but her body isn't on par with Shiki's.The reason why Ryougi's brain does melt is because 1) Her connection with the Root is purer's than Shiki's, and 2) She has the universe's Admin living in the back of her head.
>>26970421Point of contention: there is no proof that the Root extends beyond Earth.
>>26970574Point of rebutal: There's no proof your mom extends beyond my dick.
>>26970574Point acknowledged.Counterpoint: As the Root creates the ruleset by which physics abides on Gaia, and presumably everywhere that Humans have gone/seen (given we don't see crystal valleys on Mercury, despite that being ORT's natural environment), it can be argued that it is a Universe in and of itself, and therefor the same applies.
>>26970615There is. Everything that's left of her is in a box next to my fireplace.
>>26970640NASU METAPHYSICS HURT MY BRAIN.MORE ILYA AND TONKS, LESS SPECULATION ABOUT THE NATURE AND EXTENT OF GAIA'S POSSIBLY SELF-CONTAINED PLANETARY REALITY.
>>26970713I'm working on it. Mami's boobs keep getting in the way though. Not that I mind...
>>26970713>Less speculation on metaphysical mechanics>On /tg/
>>26970744Hmmm..... you get a pass. Carry on.
>>26970744You are forgiven.And I'm not helping, am I?
Your first instinct is to console Illya. Her eyes are downcast, her entire body seems to be shaking with a mix of despair and unbridled rage, and her lips are quivering, muttering unintelligably under her breath. You pull her into a calming hug, and quietly retrieve your knife from its place near a foot above her head. As you rub the back of her head, and she nuzzles into your chest like you were a giant hugpillow, you manage to catch one of the things she was muttering."...not a worthless flatty..."You figure that it's probably best if you say nothing, and let whatever it is that is bothering Illya run its course. You turned to Tonks - Nymmy, as the other girl called her - a question forming on the tip of your tongue."Who was that girl?" you ask."That was Mami d'Ormelle," Tonks replies, "this year's Head Girl, the top of our graduating class, and - as Professor Sprout loves to point out - the exemplar of what every Hufflepuff should strive to be. If it's any consolation to Illya, I've been roommates with her for the past seven years, and had to deal with her... -blossoming- into the young woman she is today.""R-really?" Illya asks from beneath your chest."Really," Tonks says. "It can be... frustrating to deal with, I understand, you. I had it easier than some of the others, being a changeling and all, but...""They're so..." Illya continues."Um..." you say. "This is making me more than a little bit uncomfortable now, just so you know... Oh! I know! Why don't we...">Go to the mysterious compartment I found earlier!>Go find a compartment with some other folks!>Find some of that redheaded family, they seemed nice.>[OTHER]
>>26970865Mami's mammaries can only ever help
>>26970901Go back and kill the lock.>>26970865I'd homu her mamis
>>26970901mami confirmedthis universe confirmed for nasuverse collided with literally all kinds of clusterfuck of magical bullshittery.and it may be entirely kiritsugu's fault.
>>26970901>Go to the mysterious compartment I found earlier!Hope we don't interrupt anyone...
>>26970865No. No you aren't.I write women and breast size like I would write men with penis size. The bigger they are, the more proud of them they are, and given women's fashion's emphasis on flaunting them, its like everyone is wearing a to-scale codpiece that lets them compare sizes.
>>26970901>Go to the mysterious compartment I found earlier!
>>26971020Blame Zelretch, clearly he's involved, I mean he's in the same fucking town as Harry AND the von Einzberns.
>>26970901get our knife first then >Go find a compartment with some other folks!
>>26971060it didn't help that the reason why the potterverse exists is because the grail wasn't fucked so things got fixed to the degree that both kiritsugus and arturias wishes got through, thus changing the universe enough to make merlin not an old perverted lazy son of a bitch and made him actually go do things.who knows where the rest of the shit comes from.
>>26970901>>Go to the mysterious compartment I found earlier!Adventure.>>[OTHER]If we run into anyone else interesting on the way, bring them along.
>>26970901[X] Contemplate whats in Mami's boobs!I bet they're filled with Hufflepuff-like things, like hopes and dreams.
>>26970901>Go to the mysterious compartment I found earlier!It's got basically every death line in the tri-wizard tournament converging on it, what could possibly go wrong?
>>26971113Just because there are characters based on another work doesn't mean that work has anything else to do with this world.
>>26971113What if Merlin is Zelretch
>>26970921Ah, German barmaids. Though, clearly Mami is only cosplaying one there, not actually being one. If she was being one, she'd have four steins in in hand, and hands big enough to hold them (and, of course, give pause to anyone who would try something improper).
>>26971136I'm going to second this as a sidejoke along with my actual choice of DAH MEESTEEREEE place
>>26971173Everyone has to start somewhere.
>>26971195Well she is only what, 16? Yeah, give her a few more years and she'll grow to be a Brienne of Tarth with tits, I suppose.
On the one hand, I feel like we'll be able to exploit Mami's good nature to get away with a lot of shit. After all, we're just a harmless first year and not actually a Magus super assassin in training.On the other hand, I don't think I have it in me to do something like that.Also, >Find some of that redheaded family, they seemed nice.At this rate we're not going to meet Ron of the Twins ever.
>>26971257*or*or the TwinsGod that one Game of Thrones reference ages ago must have messed with my brain.
>>26971259Bullshit.I'm calling bullshit. There's no fucking way.She was senpai to a pair of 14 year olds, and her figure puts her at sixteen at the earliest.Bullshit.
>>26971332What was the name of that one bitch from TTGL? If she was fourteen, Mami can definitely be fourteen.
>>26971378Yoko, but didn't they change what her official age was later?Also, underground years.
>>26971332It's Anime. The variety of cup sizes a middle schooler can have is only matched by the number of hair colors they could have.>>26971378Yoko.
>>26971156could have sworn that that was explained in a past threadeh oh well.
>>26971168Nah, they're very much seperate people.Zeltrech doesn't think with his cock enough to be Merlin, who's probably still stuck in a cave or tree because he took on someone who utterly hated him as an apprentice because he wanted to fuck her.
"Oh! I know!" You say, an idea popping into your head. "Why don't we not continue talking about how Mami's breasts are filled with hard work, determination, and all sorts of lovely Hufflepuff things and go check out that secret compartment that I saw earlier!"Illya stares at you like you've grown a second head."What secret compartment?" she asks. "I don't remember any secret compartment! Is this like that fake invisible knife you keep on saying is a thing?""It was all the way in the back," you explain. "Given the amount of lines that were swirling around it, there has to be something important there. Or at least something neat."It's now Tonks' turn to stare at you like you've grown a second head."Lines?" she asks. "What lines? What, did your mentor or whoever teach you the wardsight spell before you came to Hogwarts or something? That's pretty advanced charmwork, kiddo, color me impressed.""Wardsight?" Illya asks. "I don't think Papa knows anything about wardsight. I mean, he can make some Mystic Codes that can see magic and the structure of bounded fields, but he's never called it something like Wardsight."Tonks adopts a strange stance that in the coming years you would come to call "Tonks' Lecturing Pose #1 of 26", with one finger raised and her elbow resting on her other arm's palm. You get this strange feeling that if you ever fail in the future, irrevocably, you may well find whatever gods lie beyond death looking remarkably similar. That feeling promptly fades, and you wonder why you ever felt it."Wardsight is..."Unfortunately, before Tonks could get into any enlightening monologue that could serve as an on screen infodump, you hear the sound of breaking doors the front of train. Oddly, accompanying said crackling roars is a peppy Japanese song who lyrics you can't make heads or tales of. More omniously, you see a pink glow shining through the glass of the door between traincars. Oh God.It's -Kaleidopink-. You mean Hermione.>Field.
>>26971894You...>Run as fast as you can to the secret compartment and hope she doesn't find you there.>Hide behind Illya.>Hide behind Tonks.>Draw your knife and prepare to face your destiny.>[OTHER]
>>26971909>Hide behind Tonks.
>>26971909Run to the compartment. It has to have something worth a damn if nobody could notice it.
>>26971909>Draw your knife and prepare to face your destiny.THE TIME FOR OUR FINAL SHOWDOWN HAS COME KALEIDOPINK
>>26971894wat?ZEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHH!hes obviously the creed of the universe.
>>26971909>>Hide behind Tonks.Tonks, meet Hermione. Hermione, meet Tonks.Also, this thread's been going for almost 12 hours now. You're a goddamn beast, Nrvnqsr.It might be a good idea to make one of the next threads a recap for the sake of refreshing peoples' memories, new players and whatnot.
>>26971909>Draw your knife and prepare to face your destiny.We'll go down fighting.
>>26971909To the compartment! We will be safe there, since nobody else seems to notice it. On the other hand, if Kaleidopink CAN find us there, the door makes a good chokepoint.
>>26971909>Run as fast as you can to the secret compartment and hope she doesn't find you there.GET TO DA CHOPPA
>>26972031Say, I've been meaning to ask. How in the nine hells does Nrvnqsr get pronounced as Nero?
>>26970901>Go to the mysterious compartment I found earlier!Solve a mystery and avoid talking about awkward puberty feelings!
>>26971909Hide behind Illya. Our waifu will save us.
>>26972031that and the time between quests sometimes was long like the last one to this one.
>>26972031>NrvnqsrI pronounce it like that. I know it's supposed to be Nero, but I prefer Nrvnqsr. It also helps me remember how to spell it.
>>26972080It was da jooz.No really, it's spelled in Hebrew. Hebrew pronunciation of the characters equivalent to N R V Q S R is "Nero Caesar".
>>26971909>Run as fast as you can to the secret compartment and hope she doesn't find you there.Kill two birds with one stone.
>>26972217It's Nero Caesar spelled in Hebrew, converted to english.Hebrew is a weird language. You have to infer the vowels when you read it.
>>26971931>(Draw your knife, but mostly just) Prepare to face your destiny.Probably no need for the knife, really, but Kiritsugu would be disappointed in us if we kept letting our guard down all the time.And we still need to ask about whatever happened to that werewolf. Don't think we ever really got that whole ordeal sorted.>>26971931>It has to have something worth a damn if nobody could notice it.Oh god, they're transporting the Philosopher's Stone to Hogwarts, aren't they. And we're going to stumble across it before we even get SORTED because we're nosy.Good times.
>>26972217I love the way people construct these arguments. I like to imagine that most of them are true, because then everybody just gets all weird in the head.
>>26972198But... in latin that would be NRUQSR which would be pronounced sort of like nroo kaser... well shit I guess it does sorta work.
>>26972198>>26972271Thankee kindly for answering, you have no idea how long that's been bugging me.
>>26972279Hebrew, not Latin. Hebrew.
>>26972272>find magic philosophers stone>accidently kill it right awayWHOOPS LOL
>>26972198By the way, hows your system coming along? You figured more stuff out?
>>26972343You mean accidentally "kill" it right? Because we are definitely keeping it hidden.
>>26971909>Hide behind Tonks.Illya & Kalideio already know one another. Tonks is an unknown entity and is thus less likely to provoke the beast.Before this is through, we should >investigate the compartmentI know PLOT when I smell it!
>>26972198but...wait, what about the other N between V and Q?
Also, since I've been running this for the past twelve hours, I'm gonna call it a night. Since Uni is out for the week, I'm gonna do my best to post a thread erry day to make up for lost time. If this thread is alive and not sageing tomorrow when I wake up, I'll continue it. If not, there will be a new one.Thread is archived here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26957868/Peace out, yo.
>>26972381>implying harry's smart enough to know what the fuck it is>implying he won't end up breaking it anyways and just completely fuck up the first year before it even starts.
>>26972388I mistyped it because I'm tired.
>>26972429Your hard work is appreciated.
>>26972429kk, thanks OP
>>26972429Thread is saging and on page 6 right now, so it won't survive the night probably.
I would just like to say that this story is probably one of the best quest stories I've read in a while. Completely made my entire day.
>>26972429Gotta say I'm really pleased to see this quest back. This crossover shouldn't work so well and I missed it so.Polite sage cause thread inactive.
>Mami is in HufflepuffI see your ticksy wiles there Professor. You're just trying to make us unable to resist going to Hufflepuff.Well, it's working.... Did she just cause us to basically motorboat her?