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Impossibru

I vote for more rhyming, it's time I get back to that since I started the damn thing

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You are Risa sch- "Hey, why do you randomly do that?" You ask as you eat a few more chips, the sound of children's laughter radiating from your telly. What do you mean? "S'like, you randomly give a recap of what happened. Who are you giving a recap to?" You continue as one puppet bops another puppet on the head. You know, them. "No, I don't know and the implications of what you are insinuating are a bit troubling. Speaking of things which are troubling, why are we watching some Russian woman who hosts a children's show? Why have we been at it for over six hours? And why do you keep muttering about continuity errors?" You ask as you much on more of the chips I paid for you gluttonous bitch. Going to let me do my thing? "Fine, you daft wanker." You mutter.

Good, ahem. Risa Schrödinger, your mission, if you should choose to accept it, is to get rid of the vampire menace, and the quincies which are little bitches but not, like, Kouta. Dude is still pretty cool. Oh, we also took care of the vampire in Hue Co, and met Sin-Fin's nemesis, hollow rider. She really does not like him, like, at all. I think that is the cliff notes version of what happened more or less.

"You also got pretty high if I remember right. And some quincy chick has been stalking us. Speaking of, where is she?" You ask glancing around, the strange feeling of being watched not with you. Don't you remember? You got some of that gorilla glue and just went crazy with it. Shoes, hair, doorknobs, clothes, small ape like figments of your imagination- "Those are called children, and I remember now. For the briefest time I was the gorilla lord, queen of sticking things together. I am pretty sure it's all down hill from-" I found some WD-40. "Life has meaning where you make it. Let's mess with it." You smile examining the can.
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>>26922907
Oh shit, Hollow Quest, been a while since I've caught one of these.

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Later, this Russian lady makes me feel all funny inside. Course it creates a whole issue about the future of everything, but if we assume everything is AU then- "Don't care. Have to grease everything now." You switch off the telly with your foot and run out into the front of your shrine. You swear as the early morning sun stings your eyes, the first signs of the end of fall all around you. You take a deep breath of the morning air and then decide what to do.

What do you want to do with your day?
[]Go see if Lucifer has any more keys we can break down. Fate breaker is clearly out to get us and we have to get it all out of the way asap.
[]Go check on your scrubs, you miss them terribly.
[]Try to take care of the quincy/vampire problem. Maybe with bullets.
[]Go check up on your hollow comrades. They were building a water-slide last time you checked.
[]Other, please specify

"Don't forget to mention I am wd-40ing the crap out of everything" You explain to your own listed options.

Yes, that is a thing which is happening.

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>>26922997
wd-40 the water slide into a garganta directly to quincy/vampire HQ

>>26922997
[X]Hollow comrades. They had a new person last time, should probably meet her.
Also, the science dude was working on things of a thingish nature, and we can totally give a justice speech so that rider gives us a hand against the vampires.

we should meet 42

>>26923092
>They had a new person last time, should probably meet her.
They did?

>>26922997
Check on the scrubs.

I'm bored, and they're always good for a laugh. Then we can slaughter the quincies and vampires.

>>26922997
Eh, we pretty much JUST left Hueco Mundo didn't we?

Might as well finish this sub-arc and take down the Quincy and Bounts once and for all.

>>26922997
>[]Try to take care of the quincy/vampire problem. Maybe with bullets.
Genocide time!

>>26923155
Yeah, It was that fanmade gillian mind you, but still.

>>26922997
>[]Try to take care of the quincy/vampire problem. Maybe with bullets.
We'll need to do it sometime, may as well be now.

>>26922997

Acquire the entire towns supply of WD-40 and ship it to Hue-Co. Addressed to 'Jagerbombs, Los Noches' from 'Laughing Lizard Co, Britannia'... we can get a random Scrubby Scrub to deliver it...

also, Visit the Scrubs to instill the importance of hinge maintenance to stop annoying squeaks... also advocating its ability to displace water... possibly also it's origin as a chemical coating to prevent the degradation of delicate components in Nuclear Bombs...

Seems getting slippery, water proof justice against the quincpires has it? And to take all the wd-40 we can and to ship it to jager because.

>>26922962
>You ask as you much on more of the chips
Do you mean crisps? You don't really munch chips, they're too soft to make a noise.

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>>26922907
Fuck yeah Hollow quest.
Time for Mad plans and bad decisions.

>>26922997
Priorities, priorities

1) Scrubs, by virtue of being nearby
2) Hollow comrades, because reasons
3) Quincy/Bount Genocide

>>26922997
>[]Go check on your scrubs, you miss them terribly.

See how they're doing.

Couple of questions for monologue:
1. Of that Quincy/Bount ambush squad a while back, how many of them were equal to Captains.
2. How many were LT strength
3. Could we use our various abilities to impersonate an earlier version of our self for training purposes
4. What is your opinion on Sin Fin?

>>26923278
No, I mean crispy chips. Probably from WcDonalds.

>>26923273
Sounds like a plan

>>26923316
Those are fries, not chips, and they still aren't crunchy enough to make a proper noise unless they're overcooked.

Chips, fries and crisps: Learning the difference could save your life.

>>26923379
but we're british, all the names are scrambled

>>26923316
>mfw amurrifat

>>26923316
Just slobbing out in front of the telly eating McDonalds chips like a fat American... You bring shame on the Queen and the whole country, Risa.
Well not really but you probably don't even know how Britain has fallen since you were alive because you've been busy.

>>26923449
>eating McDonalds

WCDONALDS

>>26923458
No copyright infringement intended.

>>26923488
>No copyright infringement intended.

Says Wonald WacNonald, the Wacky Mime!

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>>26923379
What type of pleb are you? Calling chips fries, the nerve of some people.

>>26923540
There is a difference though. Under a certain width, a cuboid of potato is considered a fry instead of a chip.

>>26923540
I know, next we'll be calling petrol gas. It's clearly a liquid, morons.

>>26923678
>It's clearly a liquid, morons.

Just like glass.

>>26923634
No anon. In england (and ireland) they are called chips regardless of their width.

Did we get crazy laughter for our second release?

>>26923759
Yeah. But it's irrelevant. We aren't using second release until we're forced to or until we've built it up more.

Using it before we get more stuff bought gimps it, apparently. Not sure how, though. Probably lowered bonuses or something.

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The quincy/vampire menace has gone on for too long, you decide. Mostly because it is pretty hard to bridge a cool name between the two of them. When you get down to it the vampires we may have to take out all the way, but at the same time you sort of have other things you need to take care of, like the tiny alien beings which enable you to see through time and- "You mean the scrubs. Seriously monologue get it together." You explain while hopping up on a tree and looking over the town. You consider where to go first before glancing up.

"Say, how many of those quincies were at captain level or higher?" You inquire. The leaders were all about captain level with the king much stronger. The rest had a good mix of LT or lower. Granted, the whole power scale is still sort of messed us since, you know, the fucking angels and shit. So let me put it this way. You would have a hard fight against the king, a good fight against each of the leaders, and easy fights with the rest. Probably. Unless one turns out to be baron... uh, you know. Voodoo death guy, we saw him on the discovery channel last time. "Yeah, I got you. Alright, question two can we use our shapeshifting to impersonate an earlier version of ourselves for training purposes?" You ask. Well, I guess you could, but why would you want to? Just, you know, hold back. It isn't rocket science probably.

"I see, and how do you feel about sin-fin now that-" Mah short-Fin! God why! Why!? I vomited everywhere because you said that. "Gross, but how do you feel about her?" You ask. I want to do wonderfully perverse things to her. First mentally, then emotionally, then mentally again, then physically cubed, then emotionally again, then a nap. "Wonderfully perverse?" It means butt stuff, probably. "Oh, huh. So that whole 'world killer' and 'soul taker' thing didn't really bother you?" Ha ha ha, get back to work Dilbert. "I don't know what we are talking about, hold on. Bird's nest." You explain.
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You make the bird's nest like some sort of frictionless bowl and then leap into the town, sniffing the air and trying to get a good track of the quincies or bounts. Eventually you feel that Mari's gaze is back on you, however you pay it little mind. Friction becomes meaningless as you run through the city. A fat child slams into a wall when he can not stop, then he ricochets back like some sort of pinball, knocking other children from their feet and turning the playground into bedlam. You spend a few moments getting your bearings and then manage to track down a few likely places for you to start your assault on the vamcies. No, isn't it either.

There is Mari, who is still keeping her eye on you, Friedhelm's and Kouta's pad, a small swarm of those bug things which would probably lead you to more bounts. You can not find the king or his court I guess? Yeah, that sounds cool. They are nowhere to be found, but you think if you did enough damage to the quincies you could draw them out. Of course, they would try to retaliate but it would be fastest.

What do you want to do?
[]Friedhelm and Kouta's place
[]The flying bugs
[]Mari
[]Quincycide
[]Other, please specify
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>>26923729
Maybe if you're a pleb. But the term fry originally comes from French fries, which are an entirely different things from chips, which are themselves an entirely different thing from crisps.

If I asked for chips and you served me fries, then I'd smack you right in the gabber m8.

>>26923797
You are like a butterfly in the cocoon as of now. A little more and you will be fine to merge and continue making hurricanes, but as of now you are like... cookies or brownies with a bit of goopy stuff still. The goopy stuff needs to finish cooking.

>>26923841
>[]Mari

Study her energy, then attack, eat her and take on her identity.

>>26923841
We clearly can't quincycide without backup. First, lets deal with Mari, then arrange backup, then deal with our students, then start wiping the bounts.

>>26923841
>[x]Mari
She's right there. Also she'll report it to the King if we go after anyone else and then we'll have to fight all of them at once which will be bad. Picking them off one by one and drawing it out is not only less dangerous but more importantly it's more fun.

>>26923797
I just wanted to know if we got it. How far are we from afording streachy arms?

>>26923952
Who are we going to be getting backup from?

Getting help from hollows would be detrimental to our secret agent-ness, our scrubs are too scrubby, angels ain't gonna do shit, and shinigami might be a bad idea.

>>26923984
Have 7, cost 15.
So 8 more, or between 4 and 6 drawings or about half that many and a pretty good bit of writefaggotry.

>>26923841

see if we can't use the WD-40 to prank Mari.... possibly by using it in combination with a leaky pipe to create a slippery surface so she slips, then falls onto the floor, where a boot on a pendulum silently swings into her waiting posterior courtesy of the magical soundproofing abilities conferred to it via WD-40...

>>26923841
>[]Mari
She must die.

>>26923844
If you asked for fries where I am from people would laugh at you and make snide remarks.

>>26924083
>Asking for fries

Why would I ever do that? Chips are far superior.

>>26923952
Screw back up we got this.

>>26924036
Hollow rider.

>>26924083
You're all wrong, their called 감자퇴김!

So happy this is back! Now I can be unproductive all day long while I post on this quest instead of work.

>>26924036
You forgot that SXP has an asymptotic curve when it comes to such rewards.

>>26924286
I'm sure he'll turn up on his own when we're on the brink of being beaten.

>>26924309
But if we get that james bond watch first we can have all sorts of fun.

>>26924309
Or we could turn into a giant monster. That always gets the japs attention.

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First things first, this Mari, or who ever, is going to keep a tab on you. Her keeping a tab on you is sort of a problem. Thus, you should remove the problem. You run through the town and keep your senses extended, trying to get a grasp of her location. "So, how would it work between you two. Since you are my monologue are you telling me to shag her, or-" Bitch, keep your fingers off mah short-fin. I will put the old moves on her. Then, and only then, will all be seduced, even you. You will be mah waifu. "Not totally cool with that turn of phrase." You explain as you turn into a warehouse district in the late afternoon, the stench of rotten fruit and other perishables filling the air.

There are fewer stars in the sky than the fucks I do not give. Anyway, what are we doing? "Mari. Quincycide." You explain. Oh yeah, may want to keep her alive a bit if only for information's sake. "Fair." You note.

You wait until you feel the eyes on you and use a combination of illusion, shape shifting, and cloaking to vanish from her perceptions. You press your body against a darkened corner of an alleyway and wait. For a few seconds you think you may have messed up and the plan didn't work, but slowly you see the figure of a young scarred woman walked carefully through the district, acting as if she were invisible and indeed to a lesser being she might be. Sadly, she didn't realize she was dealing with the cat's pajamas.
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"Seriously?' You mutter as you dash from shadowed building to shadowed building. Sorry, had to. You missed a magical girl Schrödinger-chan flag and I wanted to use it since then. "I would have been in pajamas?" Yeah, and I would have made that pun. We would have laughed, then cried. Good times.

You agree that it would have been a pretty good joke and finally manage to follow Mari into an old warehouse filled with the pungent stench of rotten foodstuffs. Well, seems she is in there. You could take her with little difficulty, how do you want to play this?

[]Beat the snot out of her and ask questions
[]Destroy everything
[]Leave, you have changed your mind.
[]Other, please specify.

1d100 please. Best of first five
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Rolled 14

>>26924405
>[]Other, please specify.

Study her, see what's up. And study her energy.

Rolled 32

>>26924405
Use Illusions of our past self to fuck with her.

>>26924405
>[X]Beat the snot out of her and ask questions

Mite b fun

>>26924439
This can only end well, seeing as we probably ended up scarring her due to Clive's sacrifice.

>>26924405

>>26924405
but what if Mari is the first quincy girl we saw? We must study her!

Rolled 48

>>26924405
>[]Beat the snot out of her and ask questions

Rolled 77

>>26924487
Woops.

Rolled 13

>>26924405
already said study, rolling for shits and giggs

>>26924432
>>26924535
It's like divine providence of the dice gods! First and Last roll are 1 point apart and the lowest rolls of all 5

>hollow quest is back
YAYIFICATIONS!
also kick this chick into the moon, fuck her shit, we can always get info out of the twincies since at least one of them is still good.

>>26924405

We restrain her, then unleash the true horrors of the WD-40 Torture Technique upon her....

alternatively, we just keep asking questions that get progressively obscure and random until she breaks...

>>26924405
>[x]Beat the snot out of her and ask questions
Lots of questions. From stuff about the Quincies to stuff about the past and whether we drew on her face, and also whether she is the Twincies' mother. She probably won't answer many of them though.
Then, we eat her. Because we've been wondering what Quincy tastes like ever since we didn't eat her the first time, and if we're going to kill her it would be a shame to let the corpse go to waste.

Rolled 55

>>26924575
But I want to recruit as many of the quincies to our cause as possible.

>>26924405
Lets go for the batman approach.
>beat the snot out of her

>>26924439
>>26924475
sounds like fun.

>>26924639
Fuck those guys they all shit.

>>26924685
Kouta's cool, the others can go fuck themselves.

>>26924405
>Study her

She's the first Quincy we saw, and she might have a way of calling reinforcements.

>>26924685
We've not met all of them. We should probably ask Kouta which ones aren't pricks. More soldiers for our invasion of SS after all. Sorta the reverse of what that prick pulled in Bleach.

>>26924703
i imagine friedheim can get better two if his brother convinces him
AND we should probably let their family live so theirs no ranom lolrevenge scheme
but thats it on the living scale for the quincies for me.

>>26924703
well thats one guy who, while cool, is still pretty weak.

>>26924734
True. Plus, sombody needs to stick around so the whole ecosystem doesn't collapse. While that would probably be funny, it would be only for a bit, then it would be really boring. Plus, it would probably cancel our favorite tv show or some shit, and we can't have that.

>>26924734
They are quincies. They are all pricks.
Lucy agrees with me.
Or we could become king of the quincies ourselves. Whatever

[x]questions, then beating, then questions again, then induce madness, then questions again to see if the answers changed, and then eat her

>>26924803
Now that would be funny. And a most glorious end to their vaunted pride.

>>26924792
I'm pretty sure killing the soul king is going to destroy the whole local ecosystem and replace it with angels.

>>26924792
Quincy's can't do that because of the whole destroying hollow thing though, right?

>>26924803
how bout we let the quincies live just to fuck over the devil, but we need to get it in their head to stop being utter assholes.

>>26924813
Nah, give her to science bro if we want to kill her. He can SCIENCE stuff with her.

>>26924830
Nah, in this universe that whole balance thing is total BS. Someone still needs to stop the scrubs from eating ALL the humans mind you.

>>26924834
never gona happen... the pompous asshole is in their blood!

although sticking it to the man by letting them live sounds entertaining as well. We just need to replace their leadership with our own. However, the prickish nature of Quincies won't go away.... so we can't let them meet our cool friends like 42.

>>26924823
And then we bitchslap the angels and the lord almighty as well?

It'd be good for a laugh.

>>26924803
If the current King of the Quincies isn't even a Quincy then I don't see what's stopping us, but being a King is boring. We should give that to Jaeger too. Then she could be King of the Hollows and Quincies. I'm sure it will be an great (or at least amusing for us) partnership.

>>26924792
1. How would killing quincies fuck the ecosystem?
and
2. Why would we care? we are planing on destroying the world anyway.

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You slink into the shadows and start studying the energy pattern. Well, more like sniffing the air, since it is more like a sense than anything else. Though that implies spirit energy can be detected in a manner similar to visual light. Does that mean spirit energy is on the EM spectrum which is so far unobservable? Maybe a plank length? "Unlikely, the energy would pretty much diffuse to nothing wouldn't it? Not like air is a vacuum for it to freely travel in." You mutter as you leap from crate to crate, wondering just how physics works in this world.

Fair, okay, what we need to do is set up some method of measuring the distance we can smell the energy from. First we get some menos, since standard gillian is pretty much the same and- "We should use that." You explain as you sonido to the other side of the room as Mari turns quickly to face where you were. What? "Gillians. We need a standard to measure go juice in. Like, gillians can be our Mole. Now all we have to do is figure the conversion factors and we can really get some science going." You explain as an arrow flies where you were contemplating finding a constant to use to do science with. Magic science.

You land in between some crate and wait for her to pass as you wonder why neither the cero, quincy arrows, or really any of it moves at the speed of light. Wait, why were you wondering about that? "Because the speed of light is constant. Like, Radio waves, X-rays all on the EM spectrum move at the same speed. It means ceros are not really lasers, since they move too slowly. So they would have to be some other form of radiation, but I just don't-" You start explaining when Mari passes in front of you and you kick her in the shin.
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She lets out a small yelp of pain before spinning and firing where you were and managing to slay a crate of rotten bananas, as you have already ducked under the shot. you only let your fingers touch the ground as you rotate and deliver a kick to the side of Mari's head. She goes sprawling back, and fires a wild shot which you manage to knock harmlessly away by focusing your Hierro. She lands on her back and you wind up for a punch but she weakly offers "Parlay?"

You pause, for pirate code dictates you have to honor parlay. "Curse you sigourney weaver." You frown as you continue to keep her pinned.

Seem you have a rapt audience to ask questions of, what do you want to ask and how do you want to ask it?

[]Where is the king of all quincy?
[]Where is Kouta?
[]How do you feel about butterbars?
[]WD-40!
[]Other, please specify
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>>26924873
Aww we never get to be the king of anything.

>>26924923
>WD-40!

I hope her body is ready

But seriously, ask about Kouta, and if we know her

>>26924923
[x] Kouta. Also say "Don't even think about trying anything funny. You couldn't beat me when you were a scrub and you sure as hell can't beat me now.
>>26924925
We can be king of kings

>>26924925
We can declare ourselves King of Soul Society after we destroy it. All the Kingship, none of those pesky responsibilities!

>>26924923
>[]Where is Kouta?

>>26924987
*when I was a scrub

>>26924923
[x]Where is the king of all quincy?
[x]Where is Kouta?
[x]Other (Who are you? Do you know Kouta and Friedhelm? What's your rank in the quincies? Did they seriously expect you to be able to spy on me constantly or have you some other sinister mission?)

>>26924923
>Butt stuff

>>26925071
>Butt stuff

"You look like someone who really enjoys it. Mind giving me some pointers?"

[x]We must abide by the Code of the Brethren ... but how did she know we were a pirate? Was she spying on us? Did she plant a bug on us? AHHHH she did. Spray it WD-40. (spritch) Oh ... wait ... she was spying on us. No bug necessary.

>>26925051
seriously, they must not like her if they sent her to tail us. She's extremely weak and even without releasing we could wipe the floor with her.

We might want to use this to turn her against the king since he just threw her life away to the madness of a hollow that they actively hate and hunt.

>>26924923

"Where's My Scrub!? other Questions include; can a cat suplex a bull? Is squiggles on the face an amusing prank? If someone was erased from existence, would the effect they had on the world prior to their erasure either alter explanation or not occur at all?

I suppose I should also do work... the life of a Super Spy can be tedious at times.... Also, know where I could get a silenced PP7, an Austin Martin and a Vodka Martini...

>>26925117

EGAD!!! What if She was naught but a ploy to distract us from the Real Tail... and they were using her to test our 'loyalty/honor'.....

>>26925117
Quincy's are arrogant little fucks, they may have thought she could easily kill us since we're a mere hollow.

>>26925117
We've beaten a captain without releasing before remember? We aren't at Aizen level bullshit, but we are getting there.

>>26925130
This.

>>26925221
with second release we might be pre butterflaizen

>>26925260
pre was definitely the better version though.

>>26925117
or they thought she was so low powered she'd be beneath our notice

>>26925130
Yes, it's important to clarify such things while we have the chance.

>>26925117
We beat down THEE GREAT ME without releasing too, even though he was saving himself for Jager he was still high tier.

>>26925159
Plausible. That stealth captain could hide from us, and they have people of captain level. If so they already know that we're going to try and kill them from our chat with Lucy, and they're just trying to get as much information out of us as possible before we do so.

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"Right, so, by pirate law we must now converse. Tell me, where is Kouta?" You ask and the woman seems slightly uncomfortable. Maybe electron plasma, like lighting? Or something similar, that is possible.

"He is at home. Resting." She answers. Like, maybe all of it is plasma, that would be more believable than light.

"Plasma is not a catch all answer for everything, not even sort of." You say. "So you think the ionization of different elements is what cause ceros to be different colors? Then where does the black come in then?" You ask, unhappy with my grasp of physics.

"What?" Mari asks.

"Nothing. So, they just sent you here after me did they, you must not be too liked." You explain and Mari frowns.

"What am I supposed to do? They have my sons. If I say no then they can just do what ever they want to them. Friedhelm is so taken with the ideology that he would probably just let it happen." She explains. So she is the twincies mum and is doing this because she has those mum like feelings.

"So where is the king?" You ask, your mental checklist requiring you to go through each in order no matter what.

"If I told you that my kids would be pretty much forfeit, so no, I won't be telling you." She explains.

" other Questions include; can a cat suplex a bull? Is squiggles on the face an amusing prank? If someone was erased from existence, would the effect they had on the world prior to their erasure either alter explanation or not occur at all?" You ask hopefully and you see her eyes narrow.

"Squiggles? You call carving up my face and body squiggles? Gee, thanks for the years of rehab to get my body back to working order and the skin grafts so my kids wouldn't scream when they saw me." She growls unhappily. That probably answers your question.

What now?
[]Ask her something else
[]Om nom nom
[]Let her go
[]Make her an offer she can't refuse
[]Other, please specify

>>26925356
"Hmm... So that was the result of that time I screwed over Causality by Accident. Sorry about that."
[X] Offer she can't refuse.

>>26925356
"I swear I thought it was a marker at the time. And don't quincies have healy thingies?"

>>26925356
"If it's any consolation, mutilating you wasn't my intention at all. I'm quite insane you see."

Also since the twincies, or Kouta at least, is pretty entertaining, it's probably a bad idea to kill their mom.

>>26925356
WHAT

WAT

I thought we used a permanent marker

GOD DAMNIT INVENTORY HAVE YOU BEEN LYING TO US ABOUT WHAT WE"RE HOLDING? MONOLOGUE YOU"RE NOT GETTING AWAY FROM THIS

Did we draw on anyone / anything else before Stevey went poof? Maybe those all got sliced up too. That'd be odd.

>>26925356
"...wait what? I'm pretty sure that I'd used a black marker, unless...fuck I hate time travel. Like seriously, you accidentally write one person out of existence and you're suddenly carving people up. Bullshit, total bullshit I tell ya."

>>26925356
"Ah, I direct you towards question three: a rehearsal of reality, you see. It was simple marker pen, originally, but alas that timeline was not meant to be. Please do accept my apology.

>>26925474
>I thought we used a permanent marker

We marked her face with cuts

>>26925526
Syllable count is off, rhythm is off, oh god it hurts I'm sorry

>>26925356
"Ah so that's what happened.

You see, in my travels I came across a hollow that looked like a potted plant and had a vague ability to manipulate time and space. Unfortunately I lost him when he erased itself from existence to prevent my untimely demise.

It seems that Shirlie must have erased herself retroactively as well, because to my memories she was able to drop on your head and knock you out, thus I only doodled on your face. But without Charlies... I guess I wasn't in as good a mood.

And before you scoff, just reflect on the stupid world we live in and realize it's not even in the top five of the most bullshit abilities you've seen."

>>26925356
"What? I used a marker. Unless Inventory was screwing with me or causality was screwing with me or ... it was the goddamn bears wasn't it? The bears did this to you didn't they. You got to close to their conspiracy and they did this to you"

>>26925474
It better just be time travel.

Because if it turns out we've had Pyrovision or whatever, I'm in favor of going sane out of sheer spite.

>>26925356
Ask her how the fight between us back then went. Without Jean we may have been a teensy bit angrier when we won than we actually were.

>>26925415
>>26925474
>>26925525
>>26925586

The marker was a knife.

Permanently marked her with cuts and scars.

>>26925579
Agreed. It shows her we're insane, but it's also true.

Actually, I'm not sure we're insane. The world's insane, so we're just ahead of the curve.

>>26925606
Yeah, Ludwig really evened us out, you know?

>>26925631
No, no, we're definitely insane.

>>26925613
That'd be trite bullshit.

We didn't need any help to be monstrous. We drove some ghosts to double-suicide and then ate their souls for kicks.

If it turns out our whimsical moments were just also monstrous, and we were hallucinating or whatever, then that's just bad writing.

>>26925613
Bears. It was totally bears

>>26925645
...the question I now have is what happened to the less stable us that we overwrote when we came here, if this is the case?

>>26925668
>That'd be trite bullshit.

How?

>>26925613
Wait just a second. We have claws why would we use a knife?

Honestly, the whole insanity thing is starting to get a bit overplayed.

>>26925356

"Interesting... It seems that Richards alterations of the space time continuum had greater secondary effects than I had predicted... So... back to serious questions; What powers your bows? Is it some kind of magnet field? What are your arrows made from? Is spirit energy some form of wave or is it hyper condensed Ozone? Why are there different colours of such things? Do you have any Scientists? Did you want some Ice Cream? How about an adventure!? What would happen if I shipped 5 Crates of WD-40 to Hue-Co? Why am I British yet can speak perfect Japanese yet never recall having gone to Japan in either of my non-hollow lives?

>>26925688
Because we didn't need shitty unreliable narration to do terrible things.

We could do that on our own just fine.

If it turns out the occasional less horrible moments were just fake, then that's pretty lame and arguably not very good quest-running if the QM goes "Yeah so even though you wanted to do this, I decided that in reality, you did this other thing."

Almost never a good card to play.

>>26925709
Well thats what you get for creating an insane character.

>>26925356
"I have some good news. I've just decided I'm going to do what I can to make sure you and your sons live through this.

Now are there any more Quincy who don't suck?"

>>26925690
Thats what I'm thinking too.

Us:
>Fight Mari
>Get our ass kicked
>Paul saves us before things get too serious
>We're feeling pretty good about that plus ~friendship~ has mellowed us out so we write on her face with a marker

Other us:
>Fight Mari
>Barely win, after getting our ass kicked
>Feeling pissed plus no friendship
>Savage her with our claws

>>26925770
Sounds like a good question.

>>26925356
"... you look well. And yes, the version of reality I was in had sharpie squiggles. It's a long, confusing story. So... should I like, apologize, or something? Because it was kind of me, but then again it kind of wasn't."

>>26925709
Mental stability is not a common trait in hollows.

>>26925868
We're an arrancar now.

Most of them were just eccentric and jerks.

>>26925356
>[x]Ask her something else
Could you tell me exactly what happened?

>>26925868
Some people are a bit stuck one "kill everything because lol."

>>26925916
Including the QM, on occasion.

Really we're tremendously inconsistent.

We seem to want to be friends with Jager, Sin-Fin, scrubs who aren't Ryouichi, but usually we get bored of them almost immediately.

>>26925953
You mean we're acting entirely in character?

Because that's what we're doing. Inconsistency and short attention span are pretty defining character traits at this point.

>>26925888
Didnt they plan to kill a ton of people?

>>26925908
Yep, after explaining timeline shifts through >>26925579
then we can ask her exactly what happened so we can go about correcting the flux capacitor errors and return to our own timeline. Also, apologize! She seems pretty chill for our students mom. Let's try and help her own to save her sons and our scrubs.

side note: ask her why she named one in Japanese and the other in German

>>26925709
That's why when the opportunity comes, I'd rather take the secondary path of Domination/Pride instead of the much more expected Madness.

I mean we already have too much crazy as it stands. I'd rather take control.

>>26925953
sounds perfectly in character

>>26925989
No, Aizen did. Pretty much everyone was just tagging along.

>>26925953
The joys of being insane. Really I expected us to kill WAY more people. I mean there is this talk of not killing some of the quincies, whats up with that? Nobody likes the quincies in universe.

>>26926047
But they were going to kill a ton of people?

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"Wait, whooza what now?" You ask. Yeah, I am liking this idea. Like, Gillians have a lot of Hydrogen and Neon, so their ceros are red, but we-

"No, shut up about that. I was like, 100% we used a permanent marker on her after plant bro-" You start but I interrupt. No, see, there was no plant bro now. So you had to fight her violently and probably barely managed to escape after giving the best fight you could. The end result is the same, she and you lived, but like, since plant bro wasn't in this time line to do the heavy lifting for you, maulings had to happen. Plus I am pretty sure Gundershalt was the one who kept all the permanent markers in their pot. If it is any consolation, scars are sort of like, ultra permanent markers. So there is that.

"That is what is there. Are you telling a fib?" You ask cautiously. Maybe? Look, I can't be expected to keep track of everything, that's moral compasses job. "What happened to it anyway?" You ask. We lost it. "Poetic." Quite.

You look back down at Mari who you kept pinned and raise an eyebrow. "So, how exactly did our fight go down?" You ask.

She thinks for a second before explaining evenly, as if she were reading from a script, or she had to force some level of disconnect with the memory. "I was waling home from the store. I found hollows fighting. I engaged after a cat hollow did something. I fought back and took it's arm. It tried to flee, but wasn't able to open a gate. It managed to gore my stomach, so I stepped away and we fought at that pace for a while. I fell over badly wounded after my face got torn up pretty badly." She explains. No plant to knock her out happily means no doodles.
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>>26926054
Eh, killing people just gets boring after a while.

Especially when it becomes so easy.

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"Hum..." You think over what was said for a few moments. "Well, should I say sorry? I mean, there is a whole time travel thing which caused the unexistance of my better half and made a different version of me which, in hind sight, is sort of disturbing when you consider the implications since my time clone had to have gone somewhere." You explain.

"So it wasn't you, it was your time clone. Okay, sure." She says, in a tone which indicates she does not believe you.

"Before you scoff, please think about the silly world we live in and please be aware of the fact that this isn't even in the top five most bullshit abilities out there. But I have intention to help you and kouta and maybe friedhelm if he isn't being a little bitch. SO just tell me if there are any cool quincies in the group and where your king is." You demand and she tries to shrug.

"The quincies who are... 'cool' tend to be in hiding away from the king. We were in hiding until the boys started developing their power, and when friedhelm started really liking the ideology he became a willing hostage." She explains. "I can't just risk my son's life like that, just so you can have fun."

Seems she is not totally sold on either the time clone or that you will really try to help friedhelm.

What do you want to do?
[]Try and convince her
[]Ask her something
[]Let her up and go down a different path
[]Eat her
[]Other, please specify
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>>26926121
"Eh, I can probably find the king on my own. So that's no biggie.

Can you at least tell me what orders you were given in general?"

>>26925992
But is it in character? What do we actually Dominate? What have we shown much pride in aside from being british?
Also they might not even be available since we took the path of laughter. Azure did say some paths canceled out some other paths.

>>26922907
man I really need to get back into this quest

>>26926112
Thats because we fight nothing but scrubs these days. We will be getting much bigger targets soon we need the practice.

>>26926121
"Fine, I 'mortally wound' you, you move to report in or whatever, I ambush whoever you meet and 'kill you'. You go hide... Somewhere, I guess. Not my problem. Meanwhile, I whale on the other guy and find out where the king is so I can go and make him eat his words like so much delicious taffy.

Would that work? I dunno."

>>26926121
I'll be honest, I'm pretty much completely neutral about you and Friedhelm. But Kouta has made quite a good impression on me, and he'd probably be a total downer if something happened to the two of you.

...Side note, you live in Japan, why would you think naming one of your sons Friedhelm? The Japanese language doesn't even have most of those syllables, so you doomed him to a lifetime of his peers calling him... Fu-ri-du-he-re-mu or whatever. No wonder he's turned to the side of the quincy loyalists, at least they know how to pronounce his name properly."

>>26926219
I think the goal might be to dominate ourselves?

And AE said that Madness and Dominance were the next branches still available to us.

Sin is locked unless some very unlikely things happen.

>>26926121
"The ideology of Quincy Superiority? But your king isn't even the real deal!"
[X] Try and convince her.
"I'm not asking you to risk your son's life. You guys can't enter Huco right? The Queen owes me a few favors, I can totally get you guys out of the line of fire for like a week. Plus, There's no chance of her betraying me, because I'm much, much stronger than her, and she knows it."
>>26925992
Oh agreed. We are already far to crazy.

>>26926121

"So... I assume your orders are to follow me or something? Or were you sent to get my Grand Plans? If that is what you wanted, I intend to start a School for Spiritually Gifted Children... We will have teachers from each main faction which is not trying to kill me on sight... So... Wanna Teach?"

>>26926353
That might actually work. Would also make for hilarious Omakes, so I'm totally in.

I forget, when we complained about those MTV-loving hoodlums in our class, was it Kouta or Friedhelm who answered our question as if it had anything to do with school?

>>26926353
But we hardly even do anything thats very crazy any more. The last proper crazy thing we did was offing afroprick.

>>26926353
That's actually a really smart idea. Fake Mari's death to draw the Quincy to us, throw her into Hueco for a while where the Quincy/Bount can't access.

>>26926468
That was also properly directed crazy, the best kind.

>>26926468
I'd say monologue is a symptom of our current amount of crazy.

Which means we have way too much.

Like I'm pretty sure it's already become impossible to have a conversation with Sin-Fin.

>>26926323

Seconded.

>>26926121
"If you can't tell me where he is, can you tell me what he is?"

>>26926353
So you think releasing should attract enough attention?

>>26926558
Pretty sure thats our fault not monologue's fault.
Besides monologue has been with us for a good while now and calls us out on our retardation. They are a vital part of the team.

>>26926353
I am currently trying to imagine the amount of shenanigans they'll get up to, and I really can't

>>26926618
Yeah this seems a good question to ask.

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"I'll be honest, I'm pretty much completely neutral about you and Friedhelm. But Kouta has made quite a good impression on me, and he'd probably be a total downer if something happened to the two of you.

...Side note, you live in Japan, why would you think naming one of your sons Friedhelm? The Japanese language doesn't even have most of those syllables, so you doomed him to a lifetime of his peers calling him... Fu-ri-du-he-re-mu or whatever. No wonder he's turned to the side of the quincy loyalists, at least they know how to pronounce his name properly." You ask, the gnawing sense of something horribly wrong with his name bugging you.

"It was my father's name, while kouta was named after my husband's father. It was the most effective method at the time." She explains.

"I'm not asking you to risk your son's life. You guys can't enter Hueco right? The Queen owes me a few favors, I can totally get you guys out of the line of fire for like a week. Plus, There's no chance of her betraying me, because I'm much, much stronger than her, and she knows it." You explain.

"How do I know you won't just betray me?" She asks and you smile, your white teeth and yellow eyes almost glowing in the shadowy building. "If I wanted you all dead I could just kill you. Easy as pie." You explain and she seems to think on this. After a few seconds you continue. "Think about it this way, I am offering you a chance to survive with both your children as opposed to risking them in some stupid war where, I assure you, I will win. England has a tendency to crush Germany, tis the way of things." You explain and she sighs.

"Fine, but I am not leaving until my boys are back." She explains. "They are at the house with a few quincy guarding them. Can you get off me now?" She asks and you do so.
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So what is the plan?
[]Go to the house solo and bring the kids back, faster that way and you can claim Mari died.
[]Go with Mari, you could maybe James Bond this event.
[]Tell her to wait a while
[]Other, please specify
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>>26926709
>[]Go with Mari, you could maybe James Bond this event.
Gotta stay together so we can throw them all into Hueco at once.

>>26926709
>[]Go with Mari, you could maybe James Bond this event.

Schrodinger, Risa Schrodinger

>>26926709
>[]Other, please specify

Ask her for an idea, since we don't know what they have in store for us.

>>26926709
I think visiting the house, killing the quincies guarding it without releasing, sending the twins and Mari on their way, then releasing and vaporizing all the bodies would be cool.

No corpses, no blood. Just a house, sitting there empty, with all the lights still on.

>>26926697

We need to get a floor plan of the house, patrol routes of the guards, the required access keys, a compliment of gadgets, an escape car... we should totally just drive a tank in though the house, flash bang the guards, grab the boys then Garganta the tank back to Hue-Co... probably will need to paint it Hue-Co camo...

Add 'Hue-Co Camo' to the list of projects for Bastardios....

>>26926784
Can't we just toss the corpses into Hueco Mundo?

Give them to the science guy so he can science them, and as a way of placating him so he doesn't science the living quincy?

>>26926841
Can we just open a Garganta into the house?

>>26926709
"You'd better give me a quick explanation about why brute force won't work, because I have a strong preference for the direct approach."

>>26926858
I don't see why we need to kill them if we're going to be sciencing them.

Just beat them into unconciousness, cuff'em, them throw them to gangsta science.

>>26926920
Becausing beating guys unconcius is hard and we dont want them to get a chance to sound the alarm.

>>26926891

Could we just Garganta the house? would mean no delays due to packing...

If anyone questions it, just say we were curious and that Hollows ate it....

>>26926841
Oh fuck me, I misread that as Camels, and realized that Hue CO is a massive dessert. I am now writing 42 meeting a certain salesman.

>>26927000

An arrancar who sells quality slightly used Gillian Camels?

>>26927034
>An arrancar who sells quality slightly used Gillian Camels?

CRAZY HOLLOW HASSAN

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Aaaaaaaaand done

>>26927294
I love you man.

My Name is 42, and one day I was out on patrol in the desert, when I came across a strange Arrancar. This arrancar had the remains of his camel shaped mask on his dusty brown forehead, with a brown cloth wrap around his head. I approached deferentially

"Hello arrancar, I am 42, member of Her Majesty Jeagars army. Are you by any chance interested in joining?"

"DO YOU NEED A CAMEL?"

"Err.. not

"OF COURSE YOU NEED A CAMEL! EVERYONE NEEDS A CAMEL! WELL CRAAZY HASAN HAS YOU COVERED. SLIGHTLY USED CAMELS AT GREAT PRICES. I'VE GOT SCRUBS, I'VE GOT GILLIANS, I'VE GOT ADJUCAS, EVEN A NICE VASTO PAIR, VERY NICE BREED THERE. REMARKABLY LOW MAINTENANCE FOR A HOLLOW"

"You have a Vasto? But don't they tend to have a more humanoid form?"

"OF COURSE VALUED CUSTOMER! BY ONE WITH TWO LEGS AND GET ANOTHER TWO LEGS FREE!"

At this point I was just smiling and nodding, clearly this was another eccentric Arrancar. Then I saw them. Two hollow camels with the unmistakeable energy of vasto lorde.

"I'll take them"

"EXCELLENT! I KNEW YOU'D COME AROUND. NOW REMEMBER, SHOP CRAZY HASSAN'S USED CAMEL EMPORIUM FOR ALL YOUR CAMEL NEEDS!"

That night, for the first time in a long time, I was sober.

>Awwww yeaaaaaah

>>26927405
That aww yeahhh was for having of 10spxp now

>>26927200
No we cannot sell Gillian camels and slightly used torpedoes Sonia. That's a different quest.

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"Right, here is the plan. We sneak in there with you, sort of like, I am still working for the quincy and we can- wait, why won't the direct approach work?" You ask and Mari sighs.

"The quincies are there not only guarding my boys, but also acting to make sure I stay on the level with the king's plans. You kick in the door and start killing people randomly then they shoot my kids, which is the exact opposite of what I want them to do." She explains.

"That makes sense. Okay, so sneaking in or acting like everything is part of the king's plan is probably for the best. Because I am so sneaky it hurts. I can actually just cloak so long as you manage to break in and act natural. Say you had to get something from your house. Say something which causes them to just accept it and then move into the twincies room." You explain.

"And from there?" Mari asks.

"I try to open a hole into the land of Hue Co. after pinning a note on your shirt for the queen of the desert to see. Nothing could possibly go wrong with this plan." You nod happily to yourself.

"Alright, if you are certain." She sighs.

You are, so you crank up your cloaking and sonido through the town. You take a moment to get your A-Game on. You sniff the area around the house and find a simple barrier there, something to keep regular people away, however you are not regular people. You wait until the perfect moment and then slip into the building after jimmying the lock of a window. You slink around corners and through the hallways and nearly crash right into a magical nazi. You freeze centimeters away from him before sliding back against a corner. He seems to be standing in front of the twincies room. You think momentarily on to how to move the man from in front of you and consider disposing of him but there is no need.
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"Oi, I've got a report." You hear Mari call as the front door rattles open, the unreliable sliding abomination making you long for proper British door making engineering.

The man in front of you furrows his brow before leaving his post to go see what the situation is with Mari, and you take your chance. You slip inside the empty room and see Kouta asleep on a large bed, looking a bit better than before but with large welts on his flesh which are not healing as nicely as you think they should. You note there is only one bed here against the east wall which means this is likely not a shared twincy room, however despite that sitting in a chair against the west wall is Friedhelm. You freeze, but luckily he seems to preoccupied with a book to have noticed the door open. Good thing you WD-40ed the crap out of it before opening it up, you think.

You seem to have a bit before Mari makes it to the room, anything you want to do?
[]Sit quietly
[]Punch friedhelm
[]Ask someone something.
[]Other, please specify
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>>26927422
To late!

>>26927461
>Sit quietly

Our greatest threat yet.

Also, I thought we were going to be chaperoning them to Las Noches?

Like it's worth showing up in person to prevent any misunderstandings.

>>26927461
Brace yourself to grab them and Mari to throw into Las Noches.

>>26927461
>[]Sit quietly

>14 SPXP
Woah.

>>26927534
Only six more until Weapons Grade/God Hand Cero!

>>26927534
We already had ten I think?

Now should we get

>Real men speak with their, wait what?

Now, or wait a bit so we can get Fluffy?

Ideally I'd like us to have both before we unleash our second form.

>>26927578
God sock. We kick, not punch

>>26927583
Like I'm pretty sure they might dictate what we actually look like when we transform.

>>26927492
Then we can buy one of these camels to take back to glorious nipon! If we are going to make camels a thing we might as well go big with it! Camel mounts for everyone!

Hollow rider has a motorcycle, sin fin and company ride camels into battle.

>>26927583
We save for Weapons Grade Cero.

>>26927589
Nah, just get Cero Shunko instead. Its basically the same thing after-all. Plus, we can turn into a cat, so we already fulfill one of the requirements to using it properly

>>26927578
>>26927609

>Not wanting World Breaker Cero

Really?

>>26927461
>[]Sit quietly
we can eat some Swedish fish while we wait

>>26927583
We're getting weapons grade cero, mang.

Think about it. Cero. On our feet.

>>26927661
I'm thinking about it. It's stupid.

>>26927609
>>26927661
We can get that with normal experience points though.

And I'm not sure if we will be able to add new stuff to our 2nd form after we release for the first time.

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>>26927661
This looks cooler IMHO

>>26927632
So Cero all over our body?

Brilliant.

>>26927635
We went over this last thread, Weapons Grade is the superior choice. Its ~0.8 Pandora Ceros per hit, we can hit ~3 times per round as we are (4 with one more point of Agility) and it can be discharged for 1.5 Pandora Ceros of damage. ANd it costs barely anything to maintain, so we can keep it up the entire fight.

In comparison, World Breaker only does 3 Pandora Ceros of damage, though it does do splash damage.

>>26927694
So like, ribbons of Cero lightning that come off our back that we wrap around our limbs when we strike?

>>26927671
But it's a much more efficient boost of power compared to the vast majority of the upgrades. I think Azure said it was about .7 times the power of a regular Pandora, but it doesn't dissipate unless we run out of juice.

So it's basically a short range, rapid fire Pandora that we can also use to block.

>>26927713
Basically yeah

>>26927721
Don't forget we can also discharge it to double the power of a strike.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVqBqEN6yho

Video related.

>>26927713
Ok, that's badass. I was planning on just not voting because I'm torn on the issue of which cero, but if we can get a shunkoish looking thing, I'm for weaponsgrade.

>>26927697
Ha I still love how our power scale is Pandora cero.

Also it's not like we are wrapping tnt to our fists so we get collateral damage with our strikes. It's that our punches and kicks hit with the force of 0.8 pcu (Pandora cero units)

>>26927753
It's only 50% higher when detonated, not double.

Still good though

>>26927661
I thought we were going to cero from all our limbs. Cero fists, Cero feet and Cero tails.

>>26927780
Actually its double. Its .75 pcu normally, 1.5 pcu when discharged.

>>26927810
Multiplying by 1.5 is 50% higher...

>>26927839
75 x 2 = 150

>>26927873
Are you retarded? What the fuck are you even doing?

I want me some streachy arms + tail tentacle combo.

>>26927921
but what will monologue do to sin fin with that kind of power?

>>26927940
Tickle her until she smiles of course.

>>26927889
We're not going off Pandora Cero's 1 pcu here. We're talking about increasing the 0.75 pcu of our punches and kicks to 1.5 pcu for one strike.

0.75 times two is 1.50.

This is basic math, dude.

>>26927940
Hold hands from 50km away.

How lewd.

>>26927965
Woops. I reread the earlier comment and saw that. Thought you were saying that it was double the power of a pandora cero and then tried to say that 50% higher is double.

My bad.

>>26928030
S'cool.

>>26927889
Discharging is 50% more powerful than a normal Pandora cero, which is 1.5. Without discharging weapons grade is .75 a Pandora cero. So discharging is twice as powerful as not using weapons grade.

>>26927940
Fuck all. monologue doesnt even have a body.

>>26928059
yet

Quick question, anyone remember how many leaders the King boy had? I'd say 2+ bounts plus at least one quincy.

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You decide to sit quietly for a few moments and think about sharks because shark week is sort of all the awesome. You nod in agreement about the hunting prowess of the great white and think how similar it is to yourself in that it has an award winning smile. You munch on your Swedish fish as you wd-40 stuff, pausing when Friedhelm looks up at the sound of the can firing liquid anti-friction at the world, then resuming when he looks down. You think he has almost caught on when you hear Mari outside the door.

"What do you mean I can't see them? They are my god damned kids, even if one of them is about as sharp as a back of rotten fruit, I want to see them." She explains.

"The king said-" A voice starts from outside the door but you hear Mari get even more annoyed. "Did the king go through seven hours of labor and double vaginal trauma to push two large things through her?! Huh? Should I show you the video? We can talk about the miracle of-" She starts.

"No, Christ lady, just. Okay, fine go in there if you want. Just don't take too long. Risa may move and-" Mari's laughter cuts him off.

"She is busy trying to get her fish snacks away from a swarm of humming birds. I am pretty sure it will be fine." She explains as the door opens without a creek, because you are the best at wd-40. Still, humming birds swarm? You develop a phobia.

Mari pointedly ignores Friedhelm and goes over to Kouta asleep on the bed and looks over his wounds and silence reigns for a few moments before Friedhelm speaks up. "What I am doing is for the good of the race. If you were not so hell bent on the destruction of the quincy you would see that. Dad would think what we are doing is wise and-" He starts but Mari scoffs.
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Rolled 36

>>26928068
>tfw when we could have summoned monolouge with the minion power

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"Your father would have called the king a child molester before crashing a semi full of explosive material at him and drinking a liquor cabinet." She replies crossing her arms. I am sort of in love with their father now too. Think he is down for butt stuff because- "Quiet brain." You whisper as Friedhelm gasps.

"He was a hero for the whole of the quincy race who-" He starts but Mari barks out a laugh.

"He was a moron who did what ever he felt like and was in the right place at the right time and was called a hero for it. He didn't give a damn about the quincy race as a whole." She explains and the silence continues. "Friedhelm, we tried to keep the two of you away from all this for a reason. The quincies are, as a whole, fairly untrustworthy. They are amoral, and we didn't want you to develop your powers in an environment like that." She explains and Friedhelm glares at her in reply.

"You mean you ran away! You were afraid of our glorious racial destiny! We have a birth right we are just throwing away to lesser people, and for what?!" He shouts and Mari looks at him sadly.

"That isn't you talking, it's that bastard who-" She starts but Friedhelm throws his book at her, catching her on the side of the head. You see a small trickle of blood drip down as Friedhelm roars.

"Do not call him that! He is the one who will lead us back to what we deserve! What the unclean took from us and-" He starts going onto his rant about racial purity. You know, we are British right? "Union jack knickers." You comment while munching on a Swedish fish. Isn't it, I dunno, our job to stop uppity Germans when they get like this? One tiny little island nation saying 'No, not here. No more?' "you are sort of sold on it, arn't you?" You ask as Mari gently dabs at the blood trailing down her face, a fine welt forming.
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What do you want to do?
[]Throw them into Hue Co. Jager can deal with this.
[]Drag them into Hue Co. You should probably explain things while you are there.
[]Leave them.
[]Leave Friedhelm behind, he is too far gone
[]Other, please specify
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>>26927697
>>26927721
Fuck your logic. World Breaker is massive and breaks worlds.
I bet you don't even like summoning giant arms from Hell.

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>>26928115
Sharks you say?

>>26928141
>"He was a moron who did what ever he felt like and was in the right place at the right time and was called a hero for it. He didn't give a damn about the quincy race as a whole."
Sounds like us.

Also, we need a baseball bat. Like, a really really good one. The best we can find.

Because we're going to use it to score homeruns with singularities.

>>26928161
[X]Drag them into Hue Co. You should probably explain things while you are there.

>>26928161
[x]Drag them into Hue Co. You should probably explain things while you are there.

We also need to kill the guards.

>>26928161
[X] Drag them into Hue Co. Mention on the way that Your Quincy King Isn't a Quincy at all, so your racial purity is so much BS. Also, stop being a damned Nazi.

>>26928193
Cricket bat.

Weapons Grade Cero cricket bat.

>>26928161
[x]Drag them into Hue Co. You should probably explain things while you are there.
Friedhelm's definitely gone too far but we can punish him non-lethally.

>>26928141
>"Your father would have called the king a child molester before crashing a semi full of explosive material at him and drinking a liquor cabinet." She replies crossing her arms. I am sort of in love with their father now too
Me three. He sounds like our kind of guy.

>>26928161
>[]Drag them into Hue Co. You should probably explain things while you are there.

This is not the time for a family spat. Well, it is, but it's not the location. Well, it is, but it would be more fun in Hueco.

>>26928161
Do >>26928225

>>26928225
Pretty much this.

Like ask him if he understands that the Quincy are literally magical nazis.

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>>26928161
Even the quincies think quincies are pricks!
>>26928141
Drag everyone to Huco. explain everything. Make sure no one gets chomped on.

>>26928225
>>26928274
Oh jesus he really is Hitler.
>Proclaims the superiority of the Aryan/Quincy master race
>While not being one
>Leads them all anyway
NAZIS

inb4 the Hellsing Nazis show up after we've killed the King

>>26928162
We can still do that with WGC because when it's unleashed it is equivalent to 1.5 pandoras.

>>26928304
The quincy king is a robot

>>26928315
He's actually a Fullbringer, and the Quincy bloodline is his Fullbring.

>>26928188
Oh fuck that's scary! It's got bears, sharks, and huge arms! That's the spirit kings final form.

Also drag em all there. We can show fried hat that his king isn't even a Quincy later.

>The Quincy King isn't a Quincy
>He isn't even supernatural at all
>He's really Geese Howard
Would you still try to go through with assassinating him if this was the case?

...Speaking of explaining things, I'm pretty sure we haven't told Kouta or Friedhelm that we're the true ruler of Hueco Mundo yet.

>>26928429
Well, they're about to find out!

I think the best way to deal with idiot Nazi is to set him up in a match vs that gillian arrancar, then mock his noble bloodline when he loses to the weakest Arrancar in existence.

>>26928429
Or that sin fin and the people who killed the nofunigami chick are just chilling in the place we are taking.... wait hold up! It's this a good idea? They'll be right beside people we've set up to be their enemies.

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>>26928429
Why would we tell them that? What sort of quintuple agent would we be if we handed out secrets like that to scrubs?

>>26928448
No we've been told he isn't Quincy, but he is really strong and can be a match for us

>>26928486
Jager's said that the Nofunigami don't really pay that much attention to things.

>>26928429
Oh yeah, that's gonna be a fun conversation.

>>26928161
>[]Drag them into Hue Co. You should probably explain things while you are there.

Just stash them in our room (we have a room right?) until this whole Quincy/Bount Genocide blows over

>>26928161
>[]Drag them into Hue Co. You should probably explain things while you are there.

>>26928486
We tell them the truthish. That we are all basically humoring them until they unlock that plot rock thingy since it can apparently create new Arrancar, and there are like 6 of us currently in existence, so it gets kinda boring. Once we don't need them we're totally going to brutally murder them in an extremely ironic fashion
>>26928509
I meant our stupid student.

>>26928312
But world breaker is double that. It is firing three Pandoras at the same time. It kills stuff dead.

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>>26928429
>>26928442
>>26928490
>>26928486
>>26928516

>"So yeah, you're going to be staying in that big palace over there while I genocide your race."
>Teacher, why are we staying in the palace?
>"Because I run this shit."
>Their face when

>>26928611
We already lose a massive chunk of our go juice from Pandora, we need more efficiency.

>>26928611
You're forgetting that we can hit multiple times in one turn. The math roughly goes 3 points of speed for 1 extra strike, so when we buy Speed Up we'll hit four times a round.

0.75+0.75+0.75+0.75 = 3.

0.75+0.75+0.75+1.50 = 3.75.

And we can keep this up basically forever.

>>26928611
Yeah, but we can deliver total curbstomp battles with WGC.

Rolled 5

>>26928611
But we wont be able to keep it up during the boss rush.

>>26928668
>You're forgetting that we can hit multiple times in one turn.

Ah, good point.

I'm convinced.

>>26928661
>>26928668
>>26928675
I already said fuck your logic. I know Weapons-Grade is better. World Breaker is still cooler.

>>26928821
Yourichi says otherwise.

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"Totally not the time for a family spat. Well, I mean, it is but it isn't the place for a family spat. Spatting should not be happening." You explain fading into reality. Friedhelm tries to act but you clamp you hand over his mouth before he lets out a word of warning. You dig your fingers into his cheeks and lift him up by his jaw as you turn to Mari. "So, is it like, cool to move Kouta? I am not too sure about the whole medical thing since I just grow stuff back." You explain and Mari looks at you with a weary look, as if the whole situation is just kicking the crap out of her.

"Yes, yeah, it should be fine, I mean, I don't think he got any permanent damage to his spine or head, so he should be fine." She explains keeping pressure where the corner of the book friedhelm threw at her struck her. "What other choice do I have, even if it were dangerous?' She asks.

"Fair point. And while friedhelm is kicking me futilely and, need I point out, totally fucking with my Ramones T, the Quincy king? Not actually a quincy. So, you know, just think about that. Okay, one trip to Hue Co. in Los Noches Court." You snap your fingers and feel reality strain, but not rip.

You frown as Friedhelm tries kicking your face, but your neck doesn't even budge. "Hrm." You press your fingers together and focus your go juice a little more before snapping. Again, reality strains and tries to fight against what you are doing, but it doesn't buckle. "Cunt." You swear as you nash your teeth and pool out your go juice, focusing the world shattering energy together. You reset your hands as you hear some one slamming on the door and glare at the fabric of reality as the sickeningly twisted energy which flows around you starts to probe reality. "Little pig, little pig. Please let me in." You command as you snap your fingers again.
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You hear a sickeningly loud laugh scream out from where the hole in reality was formed, as if you had just driven the universe mad with laughter and then offer Mari your hand. She doesn't take it, but instead grabs kouta while you continue holding onto friedhlem and make your way into the world between worlds. You smell the air as the energy forms a solid path under you and think you catch the slightest scent of sulfur as you make it to the other side. Probably not a thing to worry about, yeah.

You kick open reality right into the palace of los noches and hear scrubs running to and fro. You frown and grab one of them, an elephant hollow you maybe remember but probably not because you do not remember little people. "Oi, why is everyone running about like idiots?" You ask and the elephant replies.

"The-The shinigami have returned with the item, it's active and they are starting to turn hollows into arrancar. One of them challenged Jager for the throne already and has a small army at their back. The other arrancar are either elsewhere or already in battle on the far side of the compound. It's like the invasion all over again!" The elephant comments and you throw him away for his trouble.

Hm, seems one of the new arrancar is trying to kill jager and take her place, and the nofunigami+ probably give no fucks. Yay team.

You have these quncies you need to take care of, and Jager is in danger. The other arrancar are god knows where, and you may have to solo an army again.

Must be a Thursday. What do you want to do?
[]Leave the quincies on their own
[]Take quincies with you
[]Drop the quincies off somewhere (Places known Arrancar's rooms, Sin-Fin Tower, lab)
[]Other, please specify
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>>26928821
But if we get weapons grade we can fist of the north star!
With lasers!

>>26928902
Take them to the palace and put them in some out of the way room, then we need to go ask Jager what's up and maybe obliterate an army again.

>>26928902
Drop them off in Jager's room.

She's not using it.

Be sure to frisk Friedhelm first for any magic items.

I should say ABILITY UNLOCKED!

Laughing garganta: Using the essence of your path of laughter you can force open a door between worlds even in the face of things which would normally stop it(Quincy barriers, temporal locks, etc)

>>26928902
>[]Drop the quincies off somewhere (Places known Arrancar's rooms, Sin-Fin Tower, lab)
I want to say Zandos room so bad, but Jager's would probably be a better idea,

>>26928902
"Oh, just great. The one time I'd love for this place to be nice and calm this shit goes down."

[X] Sin Fin's room. She's both trustworthy, familiar to the Quincies, strong enough that people won't fuck with her, and smart enough to hide them.

With Jager, worst case scenario is we're gonna need to smuggle her back to reality so she doesn't get her ass killed. Best case she'll be pissed off because we've dumped people in her room.

>>26928902
>[]Drop the quincies off somewhere (Places known Arrancar's rooms, Sin-Fin Tower, lab)

Jaeger's

tell em we got a rebellion to quash.