My friend constantly sends me godawful cards from his custom un-set. This one, however,this one made me laugh.
>>26813761This would probably be templated as "T: add one mana of each color to your mana pool." for a cleaner text box.
>>26813647This is my favourite tutor.
>>26813789This guy's set has far worse rules discrepancies.
>>26813647I kind of like this.
>>26813623>Might of Oaks is one of my favorite cards>Read this
>>26813598>My friendYou aren't fooling anyone, OP.
>>26814076>Quicksilver AmuletLook, I win!
>>26814089He sends me entire sets through MSE. You don't have to believe me, I'm just dumping some of them.
>>26814130>Dukey Griffin, Wife of Shrek Griffin>Legendary Creature — Shrek Ally Greater God>27/24>All of those abiltiesWhat the fuck compels a person to do this?
>>26813862>Sphinx Shrek Ally
>>26813598>affinity for menokay, I chuckled
>>26813804Yeah, she's more like Court. Or maybe Alice.
>>26813761you can have this anyway, the ones you dont have just produce colourless i think
>>26814130>tap: battle an attacking creature an opponent controls.>blocking is too OP
But why is it all Shrek?
>>26814620Do not look too deeply into this addled mind
>>26814691>Super VigilanceWhen it attacks... You untap your other creatures?
>>26814691>Super VigilanceThat's it. I was doing ok but this is too much. I have to draw a line in the fucking sand here!
>>26814756not attacking also causes your opponents creatures to tap
>>26814762Come on now, Super Vigilance has great potential as a keyword!
>>26814865those are white people hands!
>>26814865WAIT WAIT WAITThis one is ACTUALLY SHREK, but unlike a bunc of those previous ones, it doesn't have the creature type Shrek?
>>26814985shrek is a very complex character, he has many layers.
>>26813598affinity for men sounds super gay, but I guess that's appropriate since its Dumbledore.
>>26815485Should be Legendary Tribal Enchantment — Shrek Aurafor balance.
>>26813895The sweet spot for Cascade is probably around 5. After that it's more and more likely that you'll cascade into something vastly cheaper and end up looking silly.
>>26815585I'll pass it along to him.
>>26815626Anti Shrek because... They are red? And red is green's weakness?
>>26815649>>26815666I don't know.
>>26815749>a being with absolutely no shrek within.I want to know more about your friend's metaphysical views regarding shrek
>>26815749>Super FlyingIt flies so high it can only be blocked by creatures with Orbiting.
>>26815666>666>red is green's weakness?Go away, Satan, you ain't fooling anyone!
>>26814076I'm fucking dying. Your friend is weird, but hilarious.
your friend is a genius 10/10 would kickstart
what the fuck is with people and shrek?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnPa5Is8PXc
>>26815052What the fuck. What in the actual fuck. Even the flavour text. WTF.
>>26815797From the previous set "The Great Shrek War." I don't really understand either.
>>26815052>You may attack on your opponent's turn.Now I wonder if this could be made to work in black-border Magic. Doesn't seem to fuck up the rules too much.
I need to know if your friend is joking or actually crazy.
>>26815052>>26815934What's up with this Samurai Jack flavor?
>>26815962He told me he's Shrek's son I believe.
>>26815052>>26815981Are Jack the Samurai and Jack the Pirate the same person?
>>26816004Probably. Jack First to Shrek came in the second set he sent to me. Jack the Samurai was in set three.
>>26815802So it can be blocked by my sides? That's a relief.
>>26815956I too would like to know. A couple of cards is one thing, but three sets? With photoshopped art?
>>26815934>first strike and double strike
>>26815649It's like Kicker, only in an entirely different game system, so I don't know what the fuck.
>>26816095Three strikes, you're out!
>>26816088Set 1 was only 39 cards. Set 2 was 161 cards.Set 3 is 239.>>26816095That's nothing.
>>26816058What in the actual... What?There's, like, a goddamned story here. About Shrek, Jack, Pandaria...Did he just toss a bunch of buzzwords into a bunch of pronouns and decide it was a thing? I mean, what is...What.What.
>>26816123At least in this card he explained what the Super Keyword meant.
>>26816123>Set 3 is 239.Confirmed for real crazy
>>26816123These are the best custom cards I've seen so far.
>>26816152No, it's 'Super Super Haste'.
>>26816148There are a lot of stories.
>>26816123>Set 1 was only 39 cards.>Set 2 was 161 cards.>Set 3 is 239.When did you last see him? Was he, at the time, unshaven, emaciated, and shaking madly as his fingers, worn down to the bone, drummed unholy rhythms on the keyboard of a computer whose screen bubbled and melted?
>>26816172>Target creature becomes a 1/1 Swanson TV dinner.OH MY GODI CAN'T HANDLE THIS
>>26816198He just left for Michigan.
>>26816213Oh fuck now he's in my state. Where in michigan exactly is he heading?
>>26816223I have no idea.
>>26814498not trueyou also can't play the Bringers in a mono-colored deck
>>26813761Stupid op but ohh gawd I'd play it>turn 1 Horde of Notions + giant growth>turn 2 Might of the Oaks20 general damage in 2 turns
>>26816223Does it matter? You're still within range. It is too late to run shrek shrek shrek shrek shrek
This is the only custom card thread I've seen that's worth a damn, keep them coming.
I know what we must do. We must play a draft of this man's sets. only vanilla cards would be basic lands, preferably with his art. We could easily do this on cockatrice with a bit of fiddling, and it would be amazing.>>26816252Yeah, Im pretty damns scared. Hopefully he'll get eaten by a bear or be dumb enough to go within 10 miles of Flint.
>>26816233Please OP, I need a zip of all these cards. I want to print them out and play them with a couple friends.
>>26816270Are you absolutely sure?
>>26816270I want to be able to piece together the Saga. I want to know the full story.
>>26816266>HopefullyYou fool, do you want Shrek Bears coming after you?The less said about Shrek Flint, the better.
>>26816282Oh, but he hasn't finished. There's a fourth set he told me he's working on.
>>26816282>Innsmouth diary, final entry
>>26816295Me as well.
>>26816291shrek flintoh god that truly would be the end of all things. WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?!
>>26816309>>26816295Where the fuck do I upload this sort of file?
>>26816328It is too late. Nothing can stop the Great Shrekening.
>>26816335dropbox or mediafire, use 7zip to compress it.
>>26816335Mediafire? Dropbox? Any file uploader google can find?
>>26816344Who is Mandark aligned with in the Shrek-Anti Shrek War?
Also requesting an archive upload. I haven't been this entertained in months. This man is my hero!
>>26816344>tutoring ability >doesn't make you shuffle the deck
>>26816268Lost it>>26816368Whatever side pokemon is on
>>26816294You don't want to be around when that's completed.
Why is anime anti shrek
>>26816457I know nothing.
>>26816022Too broken, 100/10 would make artifact decks just for this card.
>>26816441I love you, OP
>>26816546>super fly for a black guy
would you please keep us updated when the next set comes out. Please
If there was a Draft of this set organized, would anyone be interested?
my penis is laughing so hard now
>>26816710I know MSE sets can be put on Cockatrice, but how would one draft it?
>>26816970>odd numbered powerits so good
>>26816991Its power should be 6 instead...
>>26813598OP PLZ MY SIDES HAVE TAKEN TOO MUCH CRITICAL DAMAGE
>>26816213>mfw I would actually play magic if these were real cards>mfw his madness knows no bounds>mfw he lives in my state
I'm on the verge of tearsI haven't laughed like this in so long
>>26815749>octuplet strikeShould just be octuple strike.
>>26816206There's already a real card that turns target creature into a 1/1 chicken. This is just a more advanced form.
>>26817290>gain all the mana you will ever needAha ha ha ha.
>>26817290Too bad about the mana burn.
>>26817655I...what?Did /tg/ just crosspost?
>>26817655>>26817668Somewhere on another board, someone is very confused about what replaced his picture of a gun firing.
>>26817668>snowOh god, now things are really gonna get crazy.
>>26817575Hasn't existed for three years.
>>26816344That first ability actually sounds like a printable johnny artifact at like 4 mana.
>>26817804No, that's definitely silver border material.
>>26817828You know what else is silver-border material?
>>26817847And yet this one isn't.
>>26817857All I can think to do is donate it.
>>26817857Implying card can't be silver boarded material...
>>26818059and completly serious at the same time>>26765159
>>26818049Transcendence + Sulfuic Wortex with red for mana ramp and white for artifact tutors.
>>26814865>Legendary Creature - Commander and Chief>Commander and Chief >andYour friend is alright.
>>26816294>you may select games other than this oneAnd people thought launching a doomstrike at another store was bad.
>>26814052This card is silly, of course, but I like the idea behind its casting cost. I could see that being used.
>>26814865>Protection from board wipesYou said what.
>>26820508It already kinda is a thing.
>>26817575But it's all the mana you would ever need. Not a single more. Not a single less. Also mana burn has been gone for years.>Reference about damage going on the stack
>>26816172>1/1 Swanson TV dinner>>26816268>>26816529my sides are planeswalking on their own
>>26816058Sadly the thing that bothered me most about this is he has prot everything making hexproof a little redundant
>>26822389that's actually kinda neat, make it cum. upkeep and it would be sorta balanced
>>26822680Just... Play five side games? To what purpose?
is this the un-custom thread?
>>26823405On the bright side, this means you can just concede all of them instantly.
>>26822680> magic > not Magic> have five wizard duels with your opponent
>>26823430What purpose does the photo achieve, other than "ooh ooh it's a Magic card that asks you to take a photo, how random"?
>>26823456>all instants and sorceries in that photo>in that photo
>>26823430Just a tip: Paparazzi is the whole group. I believe one member is a paparazzo.
>>26823856I got that, but you can just photograph the whole graveyard. If you're going to use photo, use it to do something that couldn't be replicated with two words of regular MtG rules text. Maybe to get around memory issues or something.
>>26823947Yeah, it would be more interesting if it asked you to photograph a page of your card binder or something.
>>26823991Why not make it ANY instants and sorceries photographed this way rather than just ones in your graveyard.If you're making an un-card it needs to be ridiculous.
>>26813647This should be a real card.
>>26816294So now we finally learn what Super Vigilance is.
>>26813598>Affinity for menI couldn't get any further
>>26816546Honestly, Notorious sounds like it should be a thing.
>>26814865>8/27Dies to Dukey Griffen, unplayable shit.
>>26815981>Play Jack, First to Shrek>+1>Put It That Isn't Shrek into playgg.
>>26827772Even better, turn one play >>26816123 using Super Super Haste, swing, gg.
Shrek vs. Anti-Shrek duel deck when?
>>26813761This would just end up being banned in EDH and Legacy and would add another staple to Vintage. Catering to EDH would be to finally get around to printing the Wedge Trilands.
>>26827890but wouldnt the specific rule stating that its allowed in EDH overule the rule saying its banned in EDH?
>>26828132What do ya think, /tg/?
>>26829241Oops, didn't mean to quote.
>>26828132It says it ignores the color identity rule, not the banlist.Nothing can ignore the banlist. Tournament rules are a level above the comprehensive rules.
>this entire threadoh gog my sides
There you go.
>>26827799Fool. In this game I'm sure the Shrekwalkers have way more than a mere 20 life.
>>26817158> YES> YES> YES> YES> Canada> YES
>>26813598How long is this god damn thread going to be up?
>>26830585Well it's /tg/, so at this board moves probably another week.
>>26830585>using the front page instead of the catalogAnyway, >>26755698 still has it beaten.