>>26813761
This would probably be templated as "T: add one mana of each color to your mana pool." for a cleaner text box.

>>26813647
This is my favourite tutor.

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>>26813789
This guy's set has far worse rules discrepancies.

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>>26813862
Far

Far

worse

>>26813647
I kind of like this.

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>>26813895

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>>26813623
>Might of Oaks is one of my favorite cards
>Read this

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>>26813926

>>26813598
>My friend
You aren't fooling anyone, OP.

>>26814076
>Quicksilver Amulet

Look, I win!

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>>26814089
He sends me entire sets through MSE. You don't have to believe me, I'm just dumping some of them.

>>26814130
>Dukey Griffin, Wife of Shrek Griffin
>Legendary Creature — Shrek Ally Greater God
>27/24
>All of those abilties

What the fuck compels a person to do this?

>>26813862
>Sphinx Shrek Ally

>>26813598
>affinity for men
okay, I chuckled

>>26813804
Yeah, she's more like Court. Or maybe Alice.

>>26813761
you can have this anyway, the ones you dont have just produce colourless i think

>>26814130
>tap: battle an attacking creature an opponent controls.
>blocking is too OP

But why is it all Shrek?

>>26814620
Do not look too deeply into this addled mind

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>>26814620

>>26814691
>Super Vigilance
When it attacks... You untap your other creatures?

>>26814691
>Super Vigilance
That's it. I was doing ok but this is too much. I have to draw a line in the fucking sand here!

>>26814756
not attacking also causes your opponents creatures to tap

>>26814762
Come on now, Super Vigilance has great potential as a keyword!

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>>26814762

>>26814865
thas racist

>>26814865
those are white people hands!

>>26814865
WAIT WAIT WAIT
This one is ACTUALLY SHREK, but unlike a bunc of those previous ones, it doesn't have the creature type Shrek?

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>>26814985

>>26814985
shrek is a very complex character, he has many layers.

>>26813598

affinity for men sounds super gay, but I guess that's appropriate since its Dumbledore.

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>>26815077
...

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>>26815071

>>26815485
Should be Legendary Tribal Enchantment — Shrek Aura
for balance.

>>26813895
The sweet spot for Cascade is probably around 5. After that it's more and more likely that you'll cascade into something vastly cheaper and end up looking silly.

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>>26815585
I'll pass it along to him.

>>26815626
Invest?

>>26815626
Anti Shrek because... They are red? And red is green's weakness?

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>>26815649
>>26815666
I don't know.

>>26815749
>a being with absolutely no shrek within.
I want to know more about your friend's metaphysical views regarding shrek

>>26815749
>Super Flying
It flies so high it can only be blocked by creatures with Orbiting.

>>26815666
>666
>red is green's weakness?
Go away, Satan, you ain't fooling anyone!

>>26814076
I'm fucking dying. Your friend is weird, but hilarious.

your friend is a genius 10/10 would kickstart

what the fuck is with people and shrek?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnPa5Is8PXc

>>26815052
What the fuck. What in the actual fuck. Even the flavour text. WTF.

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>>26815797
From the previous set "The Great Shrek War." I don't really understand either.

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>>26815934

>>26815052
>You may attack on your opponent's turn.
Now I wonder if this could be made to work in black-border Magic. Doesn't seem to fuck up the rules too much.

I need to know if your friend is joking or actually crazy.

>>26815052
>>26815934
What's up with this Samurai Jack flavor?

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>>26815962
He told me he's Shrek's son I believe.

>>26815052
>>26815981
Are Jack the Samurai and Jack the Pirate the same person?

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>>26816004
Probably. Jack First to Shrek came in the second set he sent to me. Jack the Samurai was in set three.

>>26815802
So it can be blocked by my sides? That's a relief.

>>26815956
I too would like to know. A couple of cards is one thing, but three sets? With photoshopped art?

>>26815934
>first strike and double strike

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>>26815649
It's like Kicker, only in an entirely different game system, so I don't know what the fuck.

>>26816095
Three strikes, you're out!

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>>26816088
Set 1 was only 39 cards.
Set 2 was 161 cards.
Set 3 is 239.

>>26816095
That's nothing.

>>26816058
What in the actual... What?

There's, like, a goddamned story here.

About Shrek, Jack, Pandaria...

Did he just toss a bunch of buzzwords into a bunch of pronouns and decide it was a thing? I mean, what is...
What.
What.

>>26816123
At least in this card he explained what the Super Keyword meant.

>>26816123
>Set 3 is 239.
Confirmed for real crazy

>>26816123
These are the best custom cards I've seen so far.

>>26816152
No, it's 'Super Super Haste'.

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>>26816148
There are a lot of stories.

>sextuple strike

>>26816123
>Set 1 was only 39 cards.
>Set 2 was 161 cards.
>Set 3 is 239.
When did you last see him? Was he, at the time, unshaven, emaciated, and shaking madly as his fingers, worn down to the bone, drummed unholy rhythms on the keyboard of a computer whose screen bubbled and melted?

>>26816172
>Target creature becomes a 1/1 Swanson TV dinner.
OH MY GOD
I CAN'T HANDLE THIS

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>>26816198
He just left for Michigan.

>>26816213
Oh fuck now he's in my state. Where in michigan exactly is he heading?

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>>26816223
I have no idea.

>>26814498
not true

you also can't play the Bringers in a mono-colored deck

>>26813761
Stupid op but ohh gawd I'd play it
>turn 1 Horde of Notions + giant growth
>turn 2 Might of the Oaks
20 general damage in 2 turns

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>>26816223
Does it matter? You're still within range. It is too late to run shrek shrek shrek shrek shrek

This is the only custom card thread I've seen that's worth a damn, keep them coming.

I know what we must do. We must play a draft of this man's sets. only vanilla cards would be basic lands, preferably with his art. We could easily do this on cockatrice with a bit of fiddling, and it would be amazing.

>>26816252
Yeah, Im pretty damns scared. Hopefully he'll get eaten by a bear or be dumb enough to go within 10 miles of Flint.

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>>26816233
Please OP, I need a zip of all these cards. I want to print them out and play them with a couple friends.

>>26816270
Are you absolutely sure?

>>26816270
I want to be able to piece together the Saga. I want to know the full story.

>>26816266
>Hopefully
You fool, do you want Shrek Bears coming after you?
The less said about Shrek Flint, the better.

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>>26816282
Oh, but he hasn't finished. There's a fourth set he told me he's working on.

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>>26816276
Absofuckinglutely.

>>26816282
>Innsmouth diary, final entry

>>26816295
Me as well.

>>26816291
shrek flint
oh god that truly would be the end of all things. WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!?!

>>26816309
>>26816295
Where the fuck do I upload this sort of file?

>>26816328
It is too late. Nothing can stop the Great Shrekening.

>>26816335
google drive

>>26816335
dropbox or mediafire, use 7zip to compress it.

>>26816335
Mediafire? Dropbox? Any file uploader google can find?

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>>26816335
https://mega.co.nz/ works.

>>26816344
Who is Mandark aligned with in the Shrek-Anti Shrek War?

Also requesting an archive upload. I haven't been this entertained in months. This man is my hero!

>>26816344
>tutoring ability
>doesn't make you shuffle the deck

>>26816268
Lost it

>>26816368
Whatever side pokemon is on

https://www.dropbox.com/s/s1w1zi9ts893f8w/Shrek.rar

Your move.

>>26816294
You don't want to be around when that's completed.

Why is anime anti shrek

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>>26816441

>>26816457
I know nothing.

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>>26816441

>>26816022
Too broken, 100/10 would make artifact decks just for this card.

>>26816441
I love you, OP

>>26816546
>super fly for a black guy

would you please keep us updated when the next set comes out. Please

>>26816610
Of course.

If there was a Draft of this set organized, would anyone be interested?

>>26816710
M-maybe?

my penis is laughing so hard now

>>26816710
I know MSE sets can be put on Cockatrice, but how would one draft it?

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>>26816710
Fuck yes.

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>>26816003
>Half-life Link

>>26816970
>odd numbered power

its so good

>>26816991
Its power should be 6 instead...

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>>26813598
OP PLZ MY SIDES HAVE TAKEN TOO MUCH CRITICAL DAMAGE

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>>26816213
>mfw I would actually play magic if these were real cards
>mfw his madness knows no bounds
>mfw he lives in my state

I'm on the verge of tears

I haven't laughed like this in so long

>>26815749
>octuplet strike
Should just be octuple strike.

>>26816206
There's already a real card that turns target creature into a 1/1 chicken. This is just a more advanced form.

>>26817290
>gain all the mana you will ever need
Aha ha ha ha.

>>26817290
Too bad about the mana burn.

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>>26817655
I...what?

Did /tg/ just crosspost?

>>26817655
>>26817668
Somewhere on another board, someone is very confused about what replaced his picture of a gun firing.

>>26817668
>snow
Oh god, now things are really gonna get crazy.

>>26817575
Hasn't existed for three years.

>>26816344
That first ability actually sounds like a printable johnny artifact at like 4 mana.

>>26815749
...dude.

>>26817804
No, that's definitely silver border material.

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>>26817828
You know what else is silver-border material?

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>>26817847
And yet this one isn't.

>>26817857
All I can think to do is donate it.

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>>26817857
Implying card can't be silver boarded material...

>>26818059
and completly serious at the same time
>>26765159

>>26818049
Transcendence + Sulfuic Wortex with red for mana ramp and white for artifact tutors.

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>>26814865
>Legendary Creature - Commander and Chief
>Commander and Chief
>and

Your friend is alright.

>>26816294
>you may select games other than this one
And people thought launching a doomstrike at another store was bad.

>>26814052
This card is silly, of course, but I like the idea behind its casting cost. I could see that being used.

>>26814865
>Protection from board wipes
You said what.

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>>26820508
It already kinda is a thing.

>>26817575
But it's all the mana you would ever need. Not a single more. Not a single less. Also mana burn has been gone for years.
>Reference about damage going on the stack

>>26816172
>1/1 Swanson TV dinner

>>26816268
>>26816529
my sides are planeswalking on their own

>>26816058
Sadly the thing that bothered me most about this is he has prot everything making hexproof a little redundant

>>26822389
that's actually kinda neat, make it cum. upkeep and it would be sorta balanced

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>>26822600
>Balance

>>26822680
Just... Play five side games? To what purpose?

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is this the un-custom thread?

>>26823405
On the bright side, this means you can just concede all of them instantly.

>>26822680
> magic
> not Magic
> have five wizard duels with your opponent

>>26823430
What purpose does the photo achieve, other than "ooh ooh it's a Magic card that asks you to take a photo, how random"?

>>26823456
>all instants and sorceries in that photo
>in that photo

>>26823430
Just a tip: Paparazzi is the whole group. I believe one member is a paparazzo.

>>26823856
I got that, but you can just photograph the whole graveyard. If you're going to use photo, use it to do something that couldn't be replicated with two words of regular MtG rules text. Maybe to get around memory issues or something.

>>26823947

Yeah, it would be more interesting if it asked you to photograph a page of your card binder or something.

>>26823991
Why not make it ANY instants and sorceries photographed this way rather than just ones in your graveyard.

If you're making an un-card it needs to be ridiculous.

>>26813647
This should be a real card.

bump

>>26816294

So now we finally learn what Super Vigilance is.

>>26813598
>Affinity for men
I couldn't get any further

>>26816546
Honestly, Notorious sounds like it should be a thing.

>>26814865

>8/27

Dies to Dukey Griffen, unplayable shit.

>>26815981

>Play Jack, First to Shrek
>+1
>Put It That Isn't Shrek into play

gg.

>>26827772
Even better, turn one play >>26816123 using Super Super Haste, swing, gg.

Shrek vs. Anti-Shrek duel deck when?

>>26813761
This would just end up being banned in EDH and Legacy and would add another staple to Vintage. Catering to EDH would be to finally get around to printing the Wedge Trilands.

>>26827890
but wouldnt the specific rule stating that its allowed in EDH overule the rule saying its banned in EDH?

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>>26828132
What do ya think, /tg/?

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>>26829241
Oops, didn't mean to quote.

>>26828132
It says it ignores the color identity rule, not the banlist.

Nothing can ignore the banlist. Tournament rules are a level above the comprehensive rules.

>this entire thread
oh gog my sides

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There you go.

>>26827799

Fool. In this game I'm sure the Shrekwalkers have way more than a mere 20 life.

>>26817158
> YES
> YES
> YES
> YES
> Canada
> YES

>>26813598
How long is this god damn thread going to be up?

>>26830585

Well it's /tg/, so at this board moves probably another week.

>>26830585
>using the front page instead of the catalog
Anyway, >>26755698 still has it beaten.