necromancer

Dark Mage, or if that isn't available, Necromancer

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>>26809254

>>26809272
go to the Eastern town.

>>26809272
Head to one of the smaller towns. The army of darkness must grow

>>26809272
Raise the closest skeleton to aid your quest, and call it George whatever it is

Dig in the ground, look for corpses.

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>>26809332

>>26809370
Make more

>>26809370
Make more. Call the next one Jimbo.

>>26809392
Not just people either. raise everything, squirrels cows even elves

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>>26809392

>>26809450
examine our possessions

>>26809450
Make the weaker carry you and the stronger open the path as you move closer to one of the towns around the big Eastern one

>>26809450
Go east and surround the town.

>>26809450
Go to the tavern and buy drink for all.
Pay with some gold coins from the cave.

Proclaim ourselves swords for hire.

>>26809450
Look for one of the smaller towns to coqnuer.

>>26809480
>the skelecorpse corps.

>>26809480
This, and call yourself Mr. Bones

>>26809272

Make a paper crane with your irrelevant maps. They have outlived their purpose.

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>>26809478

>>26809545
This>>26809480

>>26809545
Proclaim you only wanted to attract them and that you can use your necromancy to revive their crops when they die

>>26809545
Three words, people. Bitches and booze.

>>26809545
Order your skeletons to break out into dance and sing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0

So, this makes me wonder. What exactly do Necromancers do for fun?

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>>26809566

>>26809634

This: >>26809662

>>26809662
See what John has to offer.

>>26809670
Zero ain't even.

Ask what the job is. But spend the night in good ol' debauchery

>>26809687

It is but he wasn't making a suggestion, so it's up for grabs.

>>26809662
Let's talk to John.

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>>26809704

>>26809790
Talk money. And corpses.We may need more to overcome what waits ahead.

>>26809790
Accept the offer. Also can we consult our spells? It would be nice to know what we can do besides raising skeletons.

>>26809790
Investigate the creatures, but assume it's just the farmers trying to hide more crops for themselves.

>>26809790

Offer the use of some of our skeletons as scarecrows/bodygaurds.

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>>26809814

>>26809892
I accept

>>26809892
Walk around town and outlying farms to check surrounding areas.
Set skeletons to patrol during night

>>26809892
Promise him you'll help under the condition you get to take 5 of the village's kids to make your apprentices.

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>>26809892

>>26809969
Give george personality to overwatch the skeletons

>>26809969
I assume the skeleton is casting spells. In which case.
Mind control
On the main character.

>>26809969
We should use Shadow Meld in order to ambush the troublemaker.

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>>26809922

>>26810011
This >>26809984 and do the same to Skull Mace, and make sure both of them obey you and you only

Feel free to reroll your suggestions. I am doing this the fairest way I could devise, since these often devolve into complaints about the suggestion taken.

>>26810011
>Hello, dear farmers! Do you know, where the ne'er-do-well who did this terrible things is hiding?

>>26810011
Skeleton sentries.
Set up a messenger and warning system.

Go back to town and figure out ways to arm them proper.

>>26810011
Were the peasants going to equip us?

>>26810011
Implent sneaky personalities on some of the skeletons and make them wait in ambush.

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>>26810040

>>26810090
Tell him to follow, head to the fields immediately. Bring more skeletons with you.

>>26810090
Let's go outside and see what's happened.

>>26810090
Start running. To farm. Now.
Try to give personality "can speak english" to messenger.

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>>26810118

>>26810153
Follow the damn thing.

>>26810153
lolfuckingwat

Alright. I think we should raise a raven so it can scout for us.

>>26810153
Damnit, it's druids or something. Gather our skeletons and head into the forest if it's day. Otherwise, wait until it's day.

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>>26810198

>>26810260
Give our skeletons some torches, it's time to go for the kill. Enter the forest, but try not to start any forest fires, we'd probably burn the village down with it.

>>26810260
can we mind control one of them?

>>26810260
Take your skeletons and willing paesants to lead an assault against the Dryads.

>>26810260
Burn them all.

>>26810260
Tell the villagers the threat has been identified. Take the Skeletoncorpse corps. company, and any willing villagers into the forest to cut(and/or rape) down some fucking dyrads

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>>26810297

3rd Odd ending postcount.

>>26810373
Ask dyrads to clarify of the children part.

>>26810373
No.

Burn forrest surrounding farm, tell them to fuck of or their dead

>>26810373
Ask what it'll take to keep them away from the farm and crops

>>26810373
Offer to help in exchange for a reward we can decide on

>>26810373
First, this >>26810373

if answer is unsatisfactory, then Burnination must commence.

>>26810373
"Nigga wat"

>>26810373
spurn her advances, cut the heads off the chiddrens

>>26810373
Demand 10 of their girls as tribute, kill them and turn them into zombies right away. Give them a seductive personality so you can use them to assasinate targets.

>>26810373
Feign acceptance, then use illusion to make a false us and teleport away. Command the skellies to destroy.

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>>26810390

>>26810458
They're food, ladies. People need to eat, y'know. Just kill em all.

>>26810373
What children and why did headless have a plough? dont tell me he upset the locals

>>26810458
Ask them if they are willing to pay more then the village.

>>26810458
Unleash skeletal hell upon them.

>>26810458
Kill them.

>>26810458
Determine the rewards, if it is greater than the villagers, work with them. If not, destroy them.

>>26810458
Kill them using misdirection and illusions. Maybe illusion of ourselves.

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>>26810468

>>26810517
Get paid. Take up missed oportunity on village girls.
Time for a new job and better equipment.

>>26810517
>The wheat limp back to the farms limply.

Why hello 2AM brain, nice to see you again.

>>26810503
maybe use skellyravens carrying torches made to look like normal ravens trough the use of illusions

>>26810534
>get paid. get laid. get weapons.
Me likey

>>26810517
Raise defeated enemies as sexy, sassy assassins

>>26810517
Make sure the dryads are all completely genocided. No repeats of this shenanigans

>>26810517
Return to the village for your reward, and raise Dryads as your vassals

>>26810517
Go to town and demand your reward, if its not enough threathen to massacre the whole village.

>>26810517
Make sure all the dryads are killed. I don't think we'll be able to raise them as our dead. Weird tree spirits don't work that way.

Go get paid. Rob wheat of sentience. There is no need for them to be aware. Burn forest.

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>>26810534

>>26810609
Move to a different town?

>>26810609
Time to go to a bigger city to get better equipment. Should probably leave the skeletons outside though.

>>26810609
Go back and raise those dryads, could be useful.
Look for higher work unless the villagers need something else.

>>26810550
>>26810609
This

>>26810609
Burn the forest to the ground to make sure the dryads are gone for good.

>>26810609
Did we just get kinkier than BFQ ever did? Wowzers.

Anyway, kill the bitches, get 5 more skeletons.

>>26810609
>dat scene
>based OP

>>26810609
Go back to raise the dryads. Burn the forest.

Dare I ask but, do we have a name?

>>26810609
Ew.

>>26810609
Kill the girls and make leather robes from their hides

>>26810653
I don't think we do yet. I vote for Phil.

>>26810692
>Phil the necromancer
Hmm, maybe. How about something alliterable.

Ned's, unless that's too cliche

>>26810719
How about Ed?

>>26810719
I vote for Mr. Bones

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>>26810634

Official Name Vote

Reply to this with 1, 2 or 3

1. Mr Bones
2. Phil
3. Ed

>>26810743
Find a job.
Later ressurect the dryads

>>26810743
Go back and raise some dryad bitches. Use em to scour for work.

>>26810743
Well that sucked. Guess we need to find more work. Ask around in the tavern? Or how about the church, hehehe.

>>26810759
1

>>26810743
Raise Dryads as servants and find some work

>>26810743
Go to the city cemetery hang out

>>26810759
3

>>26810759
2. Phil
haypil

>>26810743
Find a party of adventurers.

>>26810743
Try to rob a bank using mind control, if you succeed use to money to infeltrate the city's thieves guild.

>>26810759
Just to reassure my opinion, I vote 1

>>26810759
1

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>>26810777

3 votes for one, Mr Bones it is.

>>26810849
Accept, and then look for dead animals to animate

>>26810849
Done deal.
Also dryad servants, before they start to decompose.

>>26810849
I'll take it. George and Jimbo and Bonemace got this. Headless can hold the rear.

>>26810849
Accept deal and find the cemetery to raise more corpses.

>>26810849
How strong is our telekinesis? Is it a field, or a single object type thing?

>>26810849
Let's go murder some banditos

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>>26810884

>>26810959
"You"
Offer her a choice, come willingly and serve under her terms, or die and serve in death alongside her sisters anyway.

Then, it's off to the convoy

>>26810906

You can exert individual, focused control on one object, in a small area, or large powerful, but unfocused waves.

e.g.

Puling a crow and stripping its flesh
OR
Sending out a psychic wave, dropping a whole flock with a push.

You exert enough broad force to knock back several people, or toss one around like a ragdoll.

>>26810959
Rape/Kill/Raise.

In that order please, no shenanigans.

>>26810959
Use illusion to disguise self and then... I dunno

Or create a dark magic shield in front of you or whatever

>>26810979
this

>>26810976
Ah, I assume things like projecting an area of outward force around ourselves to protect from arrows or things like that is not something we are able to accomplish?

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>>26810972

>>26810959
Use Telekinesis then Dark Shroud.

>>26811049
Find the cemetery to raise more corpses, or continue on the job to guard merchandise

>>26811019

Grab one arrow from the air? Sure.

A wave stopping a shitton of arrows, absolutely not. their momentum and shape slice straight through. It'll slow them down, but it wont stop them enough to matter.

>>26811049
Raise more skellingtons.

At some point in the future we should make the dark-haired girl our apprentice / cockslave.

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>>26811066

>>26811127
To battle! And start mindfucking/force throwing bandits all over.

>>26811127
Kill them all. Raise the ones we kill.

>>26811127
THREATEN WITH MY DARK MAGIC

Also, what's the name of the Dryad?

>>26811127
Dark Energy. Fill the place with unholy darkness.

>>26811127
Send the skeletons to the battle while protecting self iwth a shield made out of Dark Energy. Then, shroud self in shadows and start casting death all around while teleporting

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>>26811150

>>26811234
Go back and raise at least two banditos.
Ask them who'se their leader. Get the big one too.

Also moar weapons

>>26811234
Return to raise the bandits and take their weapons and goods. Continue searching for quests.

>>26811234
>what do you do?

Try to figure out why I was too stupid to raise the bandits as skeletons to replace my losses.

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>>26811234
>You break one, who immediately balls up into the rock you made him think he is

>>26811252
Does it even work like that? I thought it wasn't possible to actually bring back the dead, at least with what we have.

>>26811291
You'll never know until you try.
If anything, the big fella might have a big skelly under him all else failing.

Can we roll for some of this or something OP? It sorta feels like we are a force of nature that has no weakness and can't be stopped as it is...

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>>26811049
>"You return to the city a couple hours before the wagon sets off.
>"
Oh god, dryad girl is the narrator.

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>>26811267

>>26811341

You studied for ten years in a powerful art, and all you have to do so far is stop some basic bandits, and kill some stupid girls.

I'm not surprised it's so easy. Rolls will come when it isn't a wash.

>>26811341
This
>>26811385
Use create contructs to turn Skull Mace into a bone golem made out of punier skeletons

>>26811341
Calm down and enjoy the ride man.

>>26811385
Investigate.

>>26811385
I was gonna suggest asking who's gonna pay for us to stop the abduction's, but >>26811404

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>>26811404

Rolled 1

>>26811456
Can we make him have four legs? It seems like having him also function as a pack mule would be a good idea.

>>26811480

Oh fuck.

Rolled 6

>>26811480
Oh god.

Rolled 17

>>26811456
Make him have six arms

>>26811480
I eagerly await the result of this roll.

Rolled 11

>>26811456
rollin'

>>26811496
>>26811497
>>26811505
>0
>even

Rolled 7

Maybe inbue upon on creation, a degree of natural regeneration abilities, so he can be sent off to do stuff without us having to come after him to fix him up

>>26811512
OP has taken 0 as even before, so no escape from that roll.

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>>26811480

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>Faggots call to roll for shit we should know how to do easily
>Instant critfail

>>26811512
1, 3, 5, 7, 9
2, 4, 6, 8

There would be an odd biasis without 0 being even, and some pointless posts that count for nothing.

>>26811534
>/tg/ dice

Did you expect anything else?

>>26811534

Constructing greater minions is not easy shit. I planned for rolling for such things from the start.

It is nonetheless, a terribly happy coincidence.

>>26811530
Salvage what you can.
The abductions are off for now.
Get dryad and rest to bring food, water, and have her give "other comforts" till you can regain energy and magic.

>>26811530
Fuck it, time to laze about until we can do magic again.

>>26811530
Ah dammit, look for an unguarded grave to raise more corpses?

>>26811552
We're too weak.
Going for >>26811549
>>26811551

>>26811530

What >>26811549 said

>>26811549
Oh shit I forgot about the dryad, damnit she's gonna kill us now.

Rolled 16

>>26811530
Go see if we can get that dark haired girl to join us in our tower as our apprentice or lover.

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>>26811552

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>>26811530
George?
GEORGE?
GEOOOOOOOOOORGE!

>>26811579
Hide in our tower until we're better, watch out for the dryad coming back to kill us.

>>26811579
Welp, then this again
>Get dryad and rest to bring food, water

>>26811579
>>26811549

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>>26811591

>>26811579
Mourn George, Jimbo, Headless and Mace. Have Dyrad give you blowjob to help you recover emotionally for the next 2 weeks.

>>26811602
This.

We really should look into Lichdom at some point

>>26811613
After the fuck up we did?
We ought to go to wizard school or something. This was a rookie mistake.

>>26811601
He was a skeleton after all.

>>26811618
I agree. Then we can have wacky misadventures!

And seduce hot coeds!

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>>26811594

>>26811579

I don't think we should risk ruining our chances with the Dryad at this point, we'll need her help and magic if we want to recover our energy

>>26811646
Don't ever mention the killing it again.
Build up our energy, raise some skeletons, mourn the loss of your first batch and always remember this fucking day. Hell, keep georges skull on a belt to never forget.

Ask around who wants us to investigate the abductions and who's willing to pay

>>26811646
Demand blowjob from dyrad. I need sexual healing.

>>26811646
Sit around for a week and rub our nuts

>>26811646

I don't know guys, I'm more interested in training and getting the Dryad to become our badass partner in battle, rather than a mere fuck-buddy

>>26811699
I'm more interested in getting rid of her. Some day she's gonna find out we killed all her friends and she'll hunt us down. Should just get one of the girls from the village if you want a fuckbuddy.

>>26811699
The way i see it. This dryad is going to be a temporary ally until she inevitably learns about our killing her sisters. If she becomes a badass warrior then she will betray us when we are at our weakest, like now.

>>26811646
try and get the dryad into necromancy, it's technically life magic if you think about it, you bring dead things back to life albeit not as they were before they died.

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>>26811668

>>26811699
Who says we can't have both?

A necromancer and a . . .whatever you call a plant/life wizard. An excellent combination.

>>26811751
Accept everything for certain, but the marriage (though don't deny it either). Can't be settling down in our prime nor marrying someone we've never met before either. Ask to be let into the graves.
We're off on another adventure!

>>26811752
A druid?

>>26811751
do this >>26811748
I feel i posted it a little late, so I'll try my luck

>>26811752

Life and death magic... I like it

>>26811764
Polygamy probably isn't illegal in this setting.

>>26811769
I was hoping for something that ends in mancy, but ok.

A druid and a necromancer. Life and death. Think of the possibilities.

>>26811793
Then how about calling it Naturamancy?

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>>26811764

>>26811816
Animancy would be far more appropriate

>>26811778
It is. This isn't a fetish quest.

I write scenes I like, when they come up and I'm pretty vanilla besides some light monstergirl action.

It's mainly a regular quest, I just like the total freedom of choice I can provide.

>>26811826
Do we have any skeletons still animated, or did we use them all on the "upgrades" to skull mace? We're gonna need to go out and do this anyway now that we've accepted it.

>>26811858

8 Left, one is carrying the plough with a legless Skull-Mace on it. All the named skeletons other than him are dead.

>>26811882
Welp, this is gonna suck. Gotta go and try to track her down anyway. Is there a forest nearby or something where the kidnappers could hide?

>>26811858
> We're gonna need to go out and do this anyway now that we've accepted it.
Agreed. Better to die a necromancer in glory, than live in shame. Let's put our dryad's loyalty and our own personal skill to the test.

>>26811882
8 is plenty. Arm them to the teeth. Let's do or die.

>>26811778
Polygamy in humans arises under different circumstances. Polygamy in males is common if there is an extreme social rank order and one male can provide enough support for several children. Polygamy in women arises under extremely bad/harsh circumstances.

You can only outlaw it if it wouldn't be common anyway. If the environment changes enough the mating system will change accordingly.

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>>26811896

>>26811937
Can the dryad scout ahead without being exposed? That'd probably be the best way. Or that raven if it managed to survive. Make sure to keep the skeletons close together (but not bunched up) so they don't get picked off one by one.

>>26811937
Wait for someone to come out.
Then let's practice some mind control and see what's going on here.

>>26811963
We burnt out our magic, remember? No mind control for now.

>>26811974
Not even one? Ouch.

Still, I suggest we wait till someone comes out and snatch them if we can, or catch them off guard.

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>>26811992

remember to reply and reroll if its taking a while, I'm taking that non reply because its the only even and we didnt get a third odd suggestion.

>>26812083
accept

>>26812083
I smell a trap. No, not that kind of trap, a real one.
Let's do "that" later.

Instead wake up and search the area.

>>26812083
Really? At a time like this? Keep your senses alert, both of you, no screwing around (literally). If nothing happens in the next hour I say we just up and knock at the door with some skeletons behind at our command.

But damn are we gonna have to finish that note later.

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>>26812083
Ain't got time for that. We need to look around to find what she's trying to distract us from.

>>26812083
I knew it, she really does know and wants to kill us. It was that fucking critfail, fuck tg dice.

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>>26812148

You are absolutely right and I applaud you for not falling for it.

Just want you to know you are missing out on a serious piece of Dryad sex scene, you fool.

>>26811534
> uses an Ichigo reaction image
Is that the joke or did you really not catch the irony?

>>26812266
Threaten till she takes you to friend

>>26812266
>animating a skeleton in a not so dead person
Take note of that for later
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnbZQn6SE60 1:15

Also, ask where she is and take us to her. If she's in the house, time to assault. If not, have some skeletons hide in the forrest for now.

>>26812266
Get our genocide on. Ok not really, not yet.

Instead ask our dryad where her friend is and sneak up on her. Threaten to bonify her if she gives us away.

>>26812266
... why would the girl get kidnapped then? It's probably not her, or if it is she's not in the right mind. We should probably investigate further.

>>26812266
I think after this is done a hatefuck or two will be in order.

>>26812296
Fucking brutal

>>26812314
With delicious skeletal manipulation.

Nah, best keep her on good terms. She is technically our closest ally.

>>26812296
>the first comment is exactly what I expected it to be

>>26812335
She JUST tried to get us killed.

>>26812296
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnbZQn6SE60 1:15
This is gonna have to be our trump card.

>>26812356
>She JUST tried to get us killed.
No, she. . .okay maybe she did, but that was only because her friend was nearby. I'm not convinced there was any deep seated malice.

It still stands, she's the closest person to us, murderous intentions aside.

>>26812380

Well regardless, we'll need to keep our friends close, and our enemies closer, even if they turn out to be one and the same

>>26812402

Also, her powers/knowledge would be quite useful if we do encounter her friend

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>>26812433
surely we've got enough left in us for one last semi-offensive spell?

Rolled 14

>>26812433
Bring out your biggest, charismatic grin.

Roll for diplomacy

>>26812447
Sure it's called "erect"
>>26812433

>>26812433
"FUCK OFF BITCH!" *slice her throat with your badass dagger (since hands aren't tied)*

>>26812433

>I couldn't stop her even if I tried..

Then, try harder!

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>>26812456

>>26812533
>"Well, why don't I have my turn first"
We gonna have to impress some bitches? Someone else roll for this. I ain't gonna be blamed for this bullet.

Rolled 14

>>26812533
Stick it in her planter pooper

Rolled 11

>>26812533
>>26812559
What's that guys? You need another nat 1? OK!

>>26812582
Oh god this is close.

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>>26812582

charisma already failed.

Enjoy the outcome.

>>26812604

wut?

>>26812604
Charisma already failed?
Are those the abductee's?
Where the hell's the dryad.

We can't let them get away. . . "Wait! Let me join you!"

>>26812604
Talk to the women (probably the majors daughter) and ask wtf is going on here.

>>26812604
So uh, why's the girl there again? I guess we found the mayor's daughter though. Should go and talk to her, see why she's here.

>>26812655

Charisma failed.

As Necromancer class, charisma isn't a specialty so higher rolls are needed.

A rogue would get by no problem.

>>26812604
We MGQ now.
Since that is now settled I think our goal after this would be impregnating the dryad.

>>26812604
Well.

Uh. I guess we take all these people back?

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>>26812655

>>26812663
>26812663

Whoops, meant for this but pretty much same decision anyway.

>>26812798
"Okay, uh, can't you... commute or something? The mayor is getting pretty pissed off about his daughter vanishing."

>>26812798
Did you just change your font?

>>26812798
Tell them they are beta faggots, steal the princess back, taker her to castle, fuck her brains out and search new job

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>>26812798
Well.

>>26812835

I adjust font size often to fit the space.

>>26812798
report to the mayor

>>26812835
Oh shit he did. Confirmed we're in a drug induced dream and the dryad is killing us right now.

>>26812843
No, no, you're thinking about this all wrong.

>>26812798
Take mayor's daughter back to castle, fuck her brains out, offer to escort her back to the forest for threesomes as often as she likes. We can do bodyguarding pretty well, she stays safe, we get more sex, she gets more sex, everyone's happy.

>>26812843
With the dryad a loose end? Nope.

Best course of action, they don't travel a lot, we use every last ounce of magic to get the dryad to shut up and come with us, and prepare an assault proper.
Last resort, stick around, provide "use" to them, build up our magic, and try not to be killed ignomniously by plants.

Everyman needs a code. Ours should be finishing our missions.

>>26812897
How about we combine these and make that we finish our missions and fill our women, or women like things.

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>>26812945
Hmm, that was resolved easier than I expected.

Get some skeletons, hire men if you must, surround the forrest. I want that dryad smoked out, literally if must be. No loose ends eh.

>>26812945
Tell the mayor to build a park for the Alruane to live in.

Half-heartedly complain about the town being full of horny assholes.

>>26812945
Refuse and get our magic back on. We need a graveyard to re-raise our army.

Also confront our dryad as to why she led us into a trapp, granted it wasn't horrible but still.

>>26812945
Take hand of daughter.

Encourage daughter to continue rebelling against her father by going back and having lots of lesbian sex with the dryad (while we watch and/or participate), but persuade her to come back to town afterwards to keep up appearances.

Build up our powerbase. Hire people to make better arms and armour for our skeletons (uh, also, find and raise some more skeletons soon), get some magical tomes, etc.

>>26812945
The mayor

>>26812945

Easy.

Start a heavily wooded garden on our land. Invite the flower lady to move in, enticing her with the prospect of easy pollination.

Have three-way with her and mayor's daughter.

After we set down some roots (HA) look for more cool shit to do.

>>26812945
He can keep his daughter, clearly she likes it the other way. Time to find another job! Maybe one that actually pays money.

>>26813001
How about he should just build a nice comfy park. He doesn't need to know what happens inside there.

>>26813002
>Also confront our dryad as to why she led us into a trapp
Really?

Really? You can think of no reason?

>>26812945
Would be nice if we could get legless mace skelleton as our door guard.

>>26812945
Begin raising our undead army once again. We don't have time for this bullshit. Maidens to woo and tyrants to crush.

>>26813016
I support this as our next move. Also would help to reduce those "abductions".

>>26812945
Connection to political powerbase - uh, sorry, wife - acquired. Hey, if we kill the mayor once we've married her, do we become mayor?

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>>26813073
>being mayor of shitty little generic village #762

no thanks

Feel free to link to/re post these suggestions when they are still valid. Plenty look cool.

>>26813076
Ignore them, try for a little bit more to find the dryad. If we still can't, then leave and find another job.

>>26813076
Wait, did we actually marry her, or not?

>>26813076
Looks like their not going anywhere.
Locate the dryad and skeleton walk her back home. If not, go back to town, prepare a posse, time to teach these horny fuckers a lesson in discipline. The plants are ours though, we could use a nice garden.

>>26813076

Again with this shit?

Fuck the mayor's daughter, she probably has herpes. The dryad was cool though, let's invite her back into a custom-made grove back at our place. Her earth magic will come in handy when we go on adventures to increase the breadth of our necromantic powers.

>>26813076
this >>26813107

>>26813076
skeletize the fuckers

Maybe we should just burn this whole place to the ground.

Rolled 293

>>26813076
DEATHWAVE EVERYONE

>>26813111
I support this through and through.

Also that would be the best garden in history.
We need a new thread soon though.

>>26813076
>>26813127
We should totally invite the dryad to a custom-made grove. It'll be closer to the town, so she'll have easier access to partners, it'll probably be magically enhanced and maintained, and she'll be protected from wandering bandit and adventurer groups.

>>26813076

Ignore teens, get to the mission at hand

>>26813171
I smell a business opportunity

>>26813165
Well I'll be. You're right.

suptg archive anyone? What ought we call it?