>>26773086
>How well do they fare? What do they do?
...Syummoner Synthesist, Synthesist Broodmaster, Ranger skirmisher, Invulnerable Rager and Sorcerer of elemental blood...

I think they'd do fine.

>>26773086
Is... Is this negro wearing white a male?

>>26773124
you would last 5 seconds in Liberia

>>26773135
What are you trying to say?

>>26773289
Male or female, the dress looks stunning on them.

>>26773135
There was a guy in Liberia who went by the name "Commander Butt Naked" guess what he used to wear?
he was also a cannibal

>>26773310
Indeed. The glove is also a nice touch.

>>26773317
A ritualistic cannibal, no less.
He drank the blood of children while hopped up on drugs before battle so he could speak to the Devil.
Then he and his men ripped off all their clothes and ran into battle, the satisfied Devil granting them protection against bullets.

>>26773344

why is there no system for this? holy shit the whole continent a fucking mad house.


That guy did actually reform though and is now a prodostnat pastor who helps reform other people cought up in the libarian Civilwar

>>26773427
>That guy did actually reform though and is now a prodostnat pastor who helps reform other people cought up in the libarian Civilwar

OF EVERYTHING
THIS IS THE CRAZIEST PART

>DH Ascension Storm Trooper allrounder (stealth, survivalist, wheelman, hellpistol + power sword)
>Also giant black man with hair dyed blond
>They call me the Lord of War...

is that an actual picture? This is fucked up man

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>>26773086
>that stoned as fuck kid with a barbie doll on a noose

>>26773427
I'm pretty sure there's an Africa RPG called...AK-47 Republic or something. At least I think it was an RPG...

May have been an RPG

Ha

Ha

Ha

witty

>>26773516
I've seen some people on /k/ say it was staged. But it would be entirely consistent with the way things were during the Liberian civil war.

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>>26773516
It sure is.

I'LL BECOME GENERAL SMOKID OUT AND MA' PARTY WILL BE DA' DREDID' KILLAZ' OF DA OTHA' WARLODZ'. WE A' EAT THEIR HEARTZ.

SINCE EVERYONE IS SO CONFUSED ABOUT THIS IMAGE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRuSS0iiFyo
HOPE THIS CLEARS SHIT UP.

>>26773427
So, when the war inevitable starts up again in Liberia, will he go back to sacrificing children to the Devil and slaughtering his enemies while under the protection of his dark master?

>>26773565
I see what you did there

I know what you're talking about and I believe it's actually a beer and pretzels wargame

>>26773619
No, he'll become the most badass warrior priest that ever lived.

And probably still eat people.

>>26773643
But it's ok, because he's eating people for Jesus now.

>>26773565
Does it have mechanics for child sacrifice?
What kind of bonuses does my squad get for munching on the heart of a warlord?

>>26773690
He only eats the bad people now.

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>>26773614
>There was a General Rambo
>And a General Mosquito
>General Mosquito Spray
>General Bin Laden
>there's 2 General Bin Ladens

Seriously, this place is a fucking trip.

>>26773516
Search the web for Liberia. It's a colony set up by the USA that honestly.... it's like.... no.... you know what..... Lovecraft was right, Cthulhu is real and he is buried, dead but dreaming, in Liberia and everything that goes on in that shit hole is the result of the sanity destroying effect of Elder Gods and Star Spawn. If the choice was to visit Liberia or become a play thing of Dr.Mengele.... yeh...

>>26773783
I'd visit Liberia to defeat Cthulhu with a AK-47.

>>26773783
That would be the best setting... ever, really.

>>26773614
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRuSS0iiFyo

fuuuck

Does anyone else have an overwhelming urge to go somewhere like this?

>>26773891
... no.
Fuck no, I do not.

>>26773851
Play the crossdressing cannibal General Mosquito, and his entourage. Set up systematic rape factories! Lie to foreign journalists about what side you're on to get money! Get children addicted to drugs! Force your entire warband to dress in neon pink gimp suits! Beware your arch nemesis General Mosquito Spray, though!

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>>26773614
>no one has toilets
>SO THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY SHITS ON THE BEACH

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>>26773923

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>>26773923
>What kind of sickness kill the boy? AIDS!
>What kind of sickness kill the girl? AIDS!
>What kind of sickness kill the neighbor? AIDS!
>What kind of sickness kill everybody? AIDS!

EVERYONE HAS AIDS
AIDS
AIDS
AIDS
AIDSAIDSAIDSAIDSAIDS

>>26773942
That's just Liberian dialect.

He's actually saying "Hi my name is Steve, how are you today?"

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>>26773923

Remember this place /tg/. Keep Liberia in your heart. Next time you talk about a society or a setting that "just wouldn't happen because people aren't that fucking twisted/crazy/fucked up" or you ask "why haven't people risen up and made a better world for themselves yet?" Remember Liberia and remember that humans can be fucking insane.

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>>26774046

>>26773927
Even the mayer who lives far away and has a toilet shits on the beach. It's a publicity stunt to earn solidarity points.

Taking a dump on the beach for votes, das right.

Liberia sounds like such a cool place to drawn campaign concepts from. The best part is how no one would ever believe you there's historical precedent for it. General Butt Naked the Warlord/Priest is totally going into my next campaign that's for damn sure.

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>>26774097
>people cooked and chopped up bodies after firefights
>then they went around selling the chunks to the public

>>26773643
>>26773690
>>26773455

Well he IS still taking communion right?

Not actually that much of a switch when you think about it.

SO. THREAD SUMMARY. LIBERIA = WORSE THAN INNSMOUTH.

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>>26773614

>>26774218
VIDEO SUMMARY:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY04b_4hxjU

>>26773614

>"He gets elected with a slogan 'he killed my ma, he killed my pa, but I'll still vote for him.' and it works.

What.

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Literally the only explanation is Cthulhu.

>Then, whispered Castro, those first men formed the cult around tall idols which the Great Ones shewed them; idols brought in dim eras from dark stars. That cult would never die till the stars came right again, and the secret priests would take great Cthulhu from His tomb to revive His subjects and resume His rule of earth. The time would be easy to know, for then mankind would have become as the Great Old Ones; free and wild and beyond good and evil, with laws and morals thrown aside and all men shouting and killing and revelling in joy. Then the liberated Old Ones would teach them new ways to shout and kill and revel and enjoy themselves, and all the earth would flame with a holocaust of ecstasy and freedom. Meanwhile the cult, by appropriate rites, must keep alive the memory of those ancient ways and shadow forth the prophecy of their return.

>>26773317
>Like many involved in the Liberian civil war, Johnson was known to use mercenary fighters to further his causes. One notable example was his funding of Joshua Milton Blahyi, commonly known as General Butt Naked. The General commanded a brigade of drunken or otherwise intoxicated young teenage boys who would fight naked or in women's clothing because of a belief that it would protect them from bullets. Such was the mix of politics, semi-religious belief, uneducated leaders, drugs and utter fall of civil society that typified the Liberian conflict.

>Samuel Doe was captured in Monrovia by faction leader Prince Y. Johnson on September 9, 1990. Doe had been visiting ECOMOG peacekeeping headquarters in Monrovia when Johnson arrived with his forces and seized Doe after a bloody gun battle. Doe was taken to Johnson's military base and tortured before being killed. His ears were cut off, then his fingers and toes; the next day the rest of his body was cut up, cooked and eaten. The spectacle was videotaped and seen on news reports around the world. The video shows Johnson sipping a Budweiser as Doe's ear is cut off.[12][13]

>Refreshing budweiser to wash down the meat.

And today Prince Johnson has been a senator in Liberia since 2005.

>>26774280
Cthulhu had nothing to do with this.
This is all humanity.

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>>26773619

Does anyone know that ''ALL MY LOVE IS ALL MY LOVE'' songs name?

Does Liberia have its own elder god? Or what?

>>26774417
No. That place is a Genus Loci elder God.

>>26774417
I don't think any god would want to be the patron god of Liberia. Allah, Chtulhu, don't care.

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>Warlord named Joshua finds God and truly repents for his past crimes and genuinely wants to help people

>>26774428
Genus loci? More like genus loco!

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>mfw my party has been there and our GM clearly drew a lot of inspiration from this General Butt Naked guy

Holy shit that guy we chopped up was real.

>>26773614
Fucking hell this is Hub City. Fuck Hub City is a place that exists in the world, holy sheet.

>>26773614
When VICE used to be good. That's almost as crazy as General Butt Naked himself.

People lived in graves.

People lived.

In graves.

>>26773516
That one is from a movie called Johnny Mad Dog, you should see it if you haven't. It's about the civil war and child soldiers, it's pretty fucked up.

Seeing guys dressed like that wouldn't have been odd though. The Liberian civil wars have just been fucking insane, with various armed groups who style themselves after 80's action movies and use tribal rituals to protect themselves from harm.

>>26774537
This makes "From cradle till grave" take on a whole new meaning...

>>26773565
Are they on edition 7 yet?

>>26774537
Cool, we're at the same part in the documentary!

All those times you all sat there screaming "THIS SETTING IS UNREALISTIC! NOWHERE COULD END UP BEING THIS SHITTY!" turns out you were being uncharacteristically optimistic.

>>26774556
I used to have an entire folder full of Liberia pics. Looked pretty much like that picture.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeHvBWG4koE

>>26774679
Post sum

>>26773924
i laughed way more about this than i should...

The question is: Just how do you handle knowing that there are people, probably living around you, who would drag you into a situation like this if society every truly collapsed. That insane fuck walking down the road muttering to himself clutching a teddy bear, that funny mutant looking guy with the limping gait who leaned towards me and stared at me as we passed by in the old tunnel under the park.... these people.... just waiting for the day.

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>>26773516
Liberia's a fucked up country. If you wanted to see the real life equivalent of Freebootas, look no further.

>>26774864
Not really worried about those. I'm more worried about the bastards with a vision and some amount of charisma. The ones who are certain that they can help and make the situation better. They're the ones who will gather the warbands and make things well and truly fucked.

>>26774417
God?
God left that place a long time ago.

>>26774376
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAg4kN5pi3U
found it.
The Almighty Defenders - All My Loving.

>>26774864
Those people aren't the problems.
One crazy bastard can only do so much.
One crazy bastard who's brainwashed a horde of people, now there's a problem.

>>26774946
At least those people HAVE a vision. It's worse when the people who hold all the guns are happier to live like raiders and pillagers. I mean under a dictatorial regime, no matter how petty or insane, you at least know where you stand. You help the bombastic chairman or petty dictator and you don't make a fuss, life will settle into a fairly safe normality.

>>26775091
I can't help but think that Liberia is terrifying result of "a crazy bastard" who also managed to brainwash a horde of other crazy bastards. No vision, no plans for his nation beyond looting, rape and killing.

>>26774864
This is a result of hundreds of years of being royally fucked. This wouldn't happen in my area in my lifetime.

Given time, though...

I'm totally stealing a lot of this shit for my Fallout campaign.

>>26775177
That's after the war, not during the war. During the war the guys with vision are the ones that will come to your neighbourhood and ask who you support, when you give the wrong answer they will cut off the right hand of every male over 12 years and rape all the females. Then they will roll out and tell you who you now belong to. A few months later that fucker will be dead, someone else will come by and do the same thing. All because both of them were convinced that they could take it all and make it all good, they just needed to even out a few bumps along the way.

>>26775251
Actually, Liberia's current state is the result of a military coup that was backed by the United States government.

>>26775263
What I mean is: At least those guys ask who you support, you get to, at the very least, bluff/weasel/lie/cheat your way out of the situation. They don't just roll in, rape your house, poison your women and burn down your well because AHHAHAHAHAHAH OOGA BOOGA BOO!

>>26775384
One is a short term nuisance, the other is a long-term problem.

They're both shit.

>>26775331
That's part of it, but it isn't the reason why everyone is running around in wedding dresses drinking human blood. A lot more than "the CIA wants the president out of power" has to happen before that starts being a thing.

>>26775435
Poverty takes care of the rest.
When you're hopped up on coke and some big dude comes up, punches you in the face, and says that you can make everything better if you just munch on a bit of human heart, it looks like a good idea.

When you're desperately poor, EVERYTHING becomes a matter of "Why the fuck not?"

>>26773643
> reformed canibal finds god becomes warrior preist
>gets hopped up on drugs before charging enemy forces
>literally tearing chunks out of them mid battle

this WAS my last character in apocalypse world. i only heard about Liberia when a friend linked me the Vice video after i explained the character to him.

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>>26775540
>mfw YOLO ends up turning America into Liberia 2.0

>>26776547
>Liberia is known as Little America
>Soon America will be Big Liberia