>>26759192
>Man up- we can play Richard's game.

There can be only one

>>26759192
>Turn to Miho "Okay you win."

We need to stop before shit gets anymore crazy.

>Man up- we can play Richard's game.
We can do this.
We *must* do this

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>>26759192
>Change the game- Get us back on familiar ground.

This is doing terrible things with the Org chart.

>>26759192
>MAN ZE FUCK UP
We own zese bitches.

>>26759192
>Man up- we can play Richard's game.
And if we are abandoned by treacherous luck,
And if we don't return back home again,
If spaghetti's bullet finds us, and fate calls us away,
Yes, us away,
Then our tank shall become an honorable iron grave!
Then our tank shall become an honorable iron grave!

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>>26759192
>Man up- we can play Richard's game.

>>26759192
>Man up- we can play Richard's game.

>>26759192
>Change the game- Get us back on familiar ground.

Honestly, people. Don't play to our enemies strengths.

>>26759192
>>Change the game- Get us back on familiar ground.

>>26759192
>>Man up- we can play Richard's game.

>>26759192
>Change the game.
Always play to your strengths

>>26759192
>Man up- we can play Richard's game.

This shall end in a glorious trainwreck.

>>26759192
>Man up- we can play Richard's game.

How could it POSSIBLY go wrong?

>>26759192
>Man up- we can play Richard's game.

Oh God my sides.

>>26759192
>MAN UP

>Change the game- Get us back on familiar ground
This needs resolving before Saori's gossiping fucks us over

>>26759192
Well, we said we'd trust Miho right?

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>>26759192
>Man up- we can play Richard's game.
MAN THE F--- UP! we are the alpha man here on this boat! if we cave here, richard can and WILL use this agienst us later.

>>26759563
>Man up- we can play Richard's game.

Fuck, forgot my vote.

>>26759192
> MAN UP

>>26759192
>Man up- we can play Richard's game.

>>26759192
>>Man up- we can play Richard's game.

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>>26759192
AH AH! TIME FOR TONKS!

>>26759192
>MAN UP

I can see trying to play richard's game ending in one way. Remember Cupcake from SWQ? We have no promises of BlackJack sparing us if something similar would happen.

>>26759192
>Change the game- Get us back on familiar ground

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>>26759783
oh shit... NO, FOR ALL THAT IS HOLY, NO! cupcake messed up so much with young and Minna, we DO NOT need to go there. that and raise the yaoi flag we DON'T want!

>>26759563
We can trust her to stealth molest us with plausible denaibility.

>>26759192
>>Change the game- Get us back on familiar ground.

>>26759192
>Man up- we can play Richard's game.

>>26759192
>>Man up- we can play Richard's game.
Trust the Commander.

>Change the game- Get us back on familiar ground

>>26759783
>>26759893
Guys, remember what happened the LAST time we metagamed ourselves into playign it safe?
When we convinced ourselves that Miho had a Masterful Keikaku(tm) even though she didn't? And it cost us the practice match?

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>>26759783
I only have one thing to ask....why would you do this

>>26759893
Indeed and it could have been even Worse if Planefag decided to be a sadistic bastard. It should serve as a lesson as to why you don't go full hijinks but it's being ignored.

>>26760015
Yeah, but even if she has no plan we're getting kisses and snuggles from a pretty girl here.

Hard to not play along,really.

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>>26759192
>Man up- we can play Richard's game.
They're just women. And we're just pranking.

Hard. Pranking hard.

>>26759192
>Man up- we can play Richard's game.

WE TRUST YOU MIHO!

OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN!

Please tell me she's got a plan and isn't just using this as an excuse to grope us

>>26760020
>TK goes out backwards
God damn he's cool.
>>26760046
I'm arguing FOR playing along. We don't want to back out just because of something that happened in a different quest, that's the very definition of metagaming.

>>26760020
Fuck that series was great.
http://vimeo.com/50396498

>>26760015
This isn't a mere meta game being safe, it's riding the randerp train to fucking-cupcake-ville where the population is "Russel's ruined relationship with Yukari if not a few others"

And this time? Miho's really showing some tactical genius.

>>26760020
To warn you of what you're risking with this reckless path.

>>26760046
But there's the risk of Yukari walking in to see it.

>>26760106
have you learned nothing of pattern reconginition, that and this is made very much in SWQ's mold as the rampant hijinks atest.

>>26760120
>But there's the risk of Yukari walking in to see it.

She can join in.

Miho could probably wink-wink her into playing along.

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>>26760046
when you put it that way....

oh yea, think about this. if it's hard on us, just imagien what Miho's brain is doing. SHE JUST GAVE HER FIRST KISS TO US! her mind might be in total MELTDOWN mode too!

>>26760120
>implying Yu/k/ari won't understand the concept of trolling

>>26760164
It doesn't count if it's on the cheek for a scheme.

>>26760120

>But there's the risk of Yukari walking in to see it.

Yes.

You see.

Why troll one.

When you can troll both.

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>>26760046
>>26760106
>>26760120
>>26760158
>>26760164
guys..

guys...

we just need to be like the dude in this pic. and have Rose, Miho and Yukari around us as pic related. AND we act like the guy in the pic.

>>26760173
From what I've gathered, Miho's picking up on it far faster than Yukari is.

>>26760249
I'm not exactly against such a thing but this is not the way to go about it.

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>>26760192
First kisses
>Count when on the lips, even by accident or under force
>Don't count when on the cheek, forehead, or scalp/hair
>Always count and cannot be forgotten when on the dick
The things Japan has taught me.

>>26760265
i guess we better keep our shirt buttened up for now.

>>26760249
>Rise is only trying second hardest to get on MCs dick
>Character derailment the anime

We mustn't forget we're booked to watch a movie with Fluffy Garupan tonight.

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>>26760249
You might have an idea there.

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>>26760249
if only we had the swag of this guy, we would have the entire school

>>26759192

>Man up- we can play Richard's game.

Anons, I just realized what we need.
We need an old US Army greatcoat (official designation: Overcoat, Wool, Roll Collar) that we wear around like a fucking cape.
All will be impressed by our impeccable sense of style.

>>26760361
Never forget the Fluffy.

>>26760473
...This could actually work, if we only do it for matches. Make Kay fucking jelly.

>>26760507
And the Pravda ladies, too. We'll be more Commissar than them, and they will KNOW IT.

>>26760473
back to shopping once we get free. and we WILL need it once we face pravada. that winter zone will be damn cold, that's for sure.

>>26760473
As the owner of such a coat, I fully agree with this. Not only are they immensely stylish, they are also incredibly comfortable.

>>26760476
We don't want to make her cry from the loneliness and perceived rejection, after all.

>>26760529
Wear our Patton Helmet while we're at it. And grab a bubble pipe like McArthur's. Just for extra generaldom.

Saori still looks uncomfortable- she's the only one who, for certain, doesn't know quite what's going on. Richard is smiling though, just slightly- you're out of your depth and he's loving it. Screw that- you're the aggressor, here! This is your show!

You take a deep breath, a bigger bite of Tiger Cake. You are good enough, you are smart enough and, gosh darn it, women like you!

In other words, it's time to out-alpha your driver- you look him in the eye as you relax back into your seat and spread both your arms to encompass your ladies- Miho flinches a bit, but Rose- bless her cold heart, goes with it perfectly. "So, Richard, must be hard being around all these girls, knowing that Saori's the only one for you." You look over at Saori. "No offense, meant. You're a heck of a catch for him!" You shrug, pulling your arm back from Rose to take another bite of cake.

"We keep each other in line." He says smiling. "You thought I was an aggressive romantic- you're lucky she had her sights on me first!" He's a natural. "Rose, I didn't know you were into open relationships!"

>Let Rose answer- she's done well so far.
>"Well, for a guy like me, women need to share..."
>Other

>>26760507
>Make Kay fucking jelly.
Kay has her A-2, though. Her impeccable sense of style is different, but still equally impeccable.

>>26760529
If we want a Commissar Coat, we could just buy an actual Soviet Army great coat. Even one's for general officers are only about sixty bucks.

>>26760556
>>Let Rose answer- she's done well so far.
Oh god.

>>26760556
>Miho flinches a bit,

SQUAD PANICKED

We need to wrap this up decisively.

>>26760556
>Let Rose answer- she's done well so far.
Girl's got the heart of a sniper, time to let her shoot the man in the open to lure out his buddies.
>>26760600
Doesn't fit with the rest of our WWII US Army aesthetic.

>>26760556
>Let Rose answer- she's done well so far.
Then we grab some Lemon Hetzer and feed it to her off our fork.

>>26760556
>Let Rose answer
It's our best shot.
>>26760565
With our helmet, we'll outstyle her and be fifty times more AMERICAN. So AMERICAN we make bald eagles cry and the Star Spangled Banner plays wherever we go.

>>26760556
>>Let Rose answer- she's done well so far.

>>26760556
>Let Rose answer- she's done well so far.
Maximum overtroll

God dammit. You went for it and now we're in Richards field. HE HAS THE HOME ADVANTAGE.

>>26760556
>Let Rose answer- she's done well so far.

I think we need to prepare for Rose's fury after this stunt we're pulling.

>>26760529
We'd better have our hull-mounted loudspeaker by then. Show up to the match playing this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prvyGbBkYw4

>>26760649
STAY ON TARGET

>>26760556
>Let Rose answer- she's done well so far.

>>26760629
If the Girls get the German-styled Uniforms still, we should see if we can find some SS-issue Winter Jackets.

Warm, Comfortable, camouflage-reversible, fits their idiom.

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>>26760649
So did the Germans. Remember what happened to them?

>>26760556
>Let Rose answer

>>26760649
>HE HAS THE HOME ADVANTAGE.
Think of it like the battle of Berlin, and we're the Red Army.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_a4WgIctWQ

>>26760701
...everyone teamed up on them and beat them into separate countries?

>>26760556
Are you kidding? Did you ever honestly think one guy would be enough for Rose? I mean I tried, but I admit I struggled a bit, but then Miho well...

>>26760672
>Not Blood on the Risers
>Not Primo Victoria
>Not Ghost Division

>>26760755
It's Sweet Home Alabama, played on a balalaika. It's like the ultimate taunt.

>>26760730
See >>26760722
They got their shit utterly kicked the fuck in.

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>>26760556
>Let Rose answer- she's done well so far.
we can tag team with her if needed. and we should feed cake to both Rose and Miho while we're at it.

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>>26760556
>Let Rose answer- she's done well so far.
And while she is answering him we take a fort of cake and spoon feed the piece to Miho.

>>26760768
Sweet Home Chechnya?

>>26760768
Ghost Division would be just as fun though. Sweet Home Alabama is awesome though.

>>26760629
>With our helmet, we'll outstyle her and be fifty times more AMERICAN.
I know I'm biased as a Kayfag, but I like the idea of giving her the helmet, something to remember us by. "Here's lookin' at you, Kay."

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>>26760249

Russels? Becoming Yu? What's next, we're gonna get an adorable mascot character that makes terrible puns? We help banish our friends' inner demons?

>>26760840
>Giving her the Patton helmet
No no no. We give her a one star.

>>26760473

Why not a USMC boat cloak? Those look fantastic as fuck.

>>26760872
>marines

>>26760600
Because we're American. So American we own and operate a 90mm Cannon, 2 baby killing .30 Cal machines guns, and an anti-tank .50 BMG machine gun on an anitaircraft mount. On a tank. At age 16. In Commiefornia.

Fireworks light themselves in our wake.

>>26760722
We're going to bend him over the table and rape him until he liberates the proletariat from the capitalist chains?

>>26760872
Doesn't fit the ARMY STRONK thing we have going.

>>26760887
>.30 caliber
We've got M2's motherfucker.

>>26760860
Three-star. She can be Bradley.
>>26760872
'Jack was an Army tank, and we're in a Patton helmet. Unified aesthetic and all that.

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>>26760791
Not to Miho. Sharing food or drink is First Kissu Tier in Japan.

Miho will freak.

>>26760916
Not in the hull. Hull/Coax are .30s

i can't wait for the hue when the news spread.

Since we're basically shouting this to everyone in the sho-

...Miho's onee-sama is here, isn't she?

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>>26760916
Sometimes they're even useful!

>>26760881
>navy
fixed that for you.

>>26760950
Fuck. My bad, I missed the .50 you mentioned on the top hatch mount, and thought you meant that we didn't have one.

>>26760967
No, that's later.

>>26760976

YOU

ARE

NAAAAVYYYYYYYYYY

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>>26760850
>What's next, we're gonna get an adorable mascot character that makes terrible puns?
We have one. Darjeeling.

Also Anzu to a lesser extent.

>>26760972

The fuck is this

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>>26760967
Worse. It's her mother

>>26760976
I always found that hilarious. And when a friend of mine mentioned he was going into the marines, tormented him endlessly with that fact, as he thought the navy was full of faggots.

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>>26761002

>>26760967
>>26761033
They can join the Girlpile.

>>26760972
>Fires M2 Browning at Guts Team
>Instant Victory
>TK is ripping off GuPQuest for his torture porn

>>26761044
Ok, I often fear for Russels' life when we get up to the higher tiers of prankery with the girls, but he would physically not survive that encounter.
There's a reason we don't see Miho's dad anywhere

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Reminder that there's a T28/T95 on the wall of one of the cafes they go to

>>26761039
Well you know what they say about submarines...

>>26761097
And that someone that looks suspiciously like Arisa can be seen in one of the hatches

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>>26760972
dude, not cool man. do not kill garupans here.

>>26761086
>There's a reason we don't see Miho's dad anywhere
Yeah, because Shiho is basically the tanking equivalent of a Bene Gesserit Witch. She got him drunk, collected his seed, and then raised her daughter without knowing him, in case the breeding program requires breeding the girl with a relative from that side of her lineage.

The only way we can come out of this predicament without embarrassing ourselves is if we let the absurdity of our situation sink in and just stop caring. We will be unflappable because we are in a state of social anxiety based shock and the second we are alone long enough to process it, we are going to flip the fuck out. But until then, our jimmies shall remain unrustled.

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>>26761111
we should give her a call about that tank AND pic. besides, she might know about what tanks this school had..... SHIT! SHE might have hid them herself! DAMN IT!

>>26761086
Because he got deployed beyond the gate to 'defend' Japan from medieval fantasyland?

>>26760949
Not QUITE that tier.
Indirect Kiss is just below First Kiss for girls who haven't had theirs though.

>>26761206
...Why would we have a phone number of someone we havent met yet? Arisa is from Saunders Academy.

Hey Blackjack, stop playing WoT and please write the next post. Or I'll fucking cut you, you motherfucking cock sucker.

>>26761264
(face palm) sorry, i thought that was chou, the woman who first recruited us and brought us and our tank into this mess.

>>26761405
Nope, it wasn't Chouno.

>>26761210
...I like your thinking.

>>26761352
Hey Blackjack! STOP PLAYING WoT!

>>26761212
I never really got that. At all.

He isn't playing WoT, he's writing the next post

>>26761210
i would like to think that Miho's dad is a born mechanic and fixes, upgrades and generally repairs most of the equipment on Black Forest's boat. he's rather busy and stays off screen.

>>26761480
Riiiiiiiight.

>>26761480
Dude, I've been in matches with him between posts. He plays WoT between posts. This is a known fact.

>>26761491
Or maybe Miho's family are like human Anglerfish or Preying Manti.

>>26761480
i hope so....
also, we should try playing THIS from our load speakers when we put on a show for people.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MT1Qy-v5eM

You look over at Rose expectantly and she doesn't disappoint. "Well, we've tried to keep it secret for a while." She says, almost bored. "Didn't want the rest of the crew getting freaked out- but now that most of them have their own girlfriends to attend to..." She shrugs. "Miho was just a... happy accident." Smooth as ice.

You smile, carving off a piece of the Tiger's rear hull. You nods over at Rose. "Her idea. Though I certainly wasn't unhappy with the idea." You say with a smug grin and a wink over at Miho. "This stuff is good- here try some Miho!" You say nonchallantly before plopping the cake in her mouth.

She blushes almost to the point of luminscense and eats the bite of cake. Uh... um..." She verbally wiggles before dropping back into character. "It's really good!" She seems fine for a few more seconds before she stands up. "I- I have to go to the bathroom!" And practically sprints away from the table.

>We've gone too far with this- attent to Miho!
>Go see if Miho's okay, we can still save this!
>She was too weak, let her go!

>>26761497
So have I. I meant he was *currently* writing a post.

>>26761497

See:

>>26761535

Never doubt the Black Jack.

>>26761508
NOPE! they are modeled off nazi era families it seems. so the men/husbands just WORKED their tails off.

>>26761535
>We've gone too far with this- attent to Miho!
>"You. Are. Smalltime!" and exit

>>26761535
>Go see if Miho is OK

DAMMIT WE CAN STILL MAKE RICH FUCKING JELLY.

>>26761535
>Go see if Miho's okay, we can still save this!

Harem end go?

>>26761535
>Gone too far, grab Miho

>>26761608
No no no. Richard Jelly End.

Which is the best possible end ever.

>>26761589
you say that like japanese husbands don't work their tails off
>Jagd-chan apologizing to Mr. Nishizumi about their tracks

>>26761535

>Go see if Miho's okay

"The toilet after just coming from the toilet? I believe thats my cue."

Leave with a shit eating grin.

>>26761535
We seriously need to get to the Gotcha before this gets too out of hand.

>Soooo, while everybody was putting the Excelsior together, you two snuck off, huh?

>>26761535
>We've gone too far with this- attent to Miho!

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>>26761535
>We've gone too far with this- attent to Miho!
>Go see if Miho's okay, we can still save this!

>>26761535
>She was too weak, let her go!
She lived by the sword, she died by the sword. Such is the fate of those who underestimate our spaghetti containment protocols

>>26761535
>She was too weak, let her go!
Gaijin Level Maximum
We just ignore the whole cultural ramifications. We are Gaijin, hug everyone, clap all the time, shower in the morning and after sex, think sex is like a handshake, treat women like people.

>>26761535
>Go see if Miho's okay, we can still save this!

>>26761630
Yeah, This should be our primary mode of attack.

>We've gone too far with this- attent to Miho!

>>26761535
>Play it off like this is normal
"Maybe we should've waited a bit longer to all go out together. Believe it or not, she was a lot worse at the beginning, poor thing was a nervous wreck at the thought of going out with the both of us. Rose, can you go check up on her?"

>>26761535
>She was too weak, let her go!
and add to this
see if Rose can go after Miho and we can take it from here. the payload has been delivered anyway.

>>26761628
This

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>>26761627
But Japan is Nazi Germany.

>>26761535
Supporting this >>26761701

>>26761535
This is our best choice:
>>26761701
>Play it off like this is normal
>"Maybe we should've waited a bit longer to all go out together. Believe it or not, she was a lot worse at the beginning, poor thing was a nervous wreck at the thought of going out with the both of us. Rose, can you go check up on her?"

>>26761701
>>26761705
either of these can work

>>26761535
>We've gone too far with this- attent to Miho!
The longer we keep this up, the more likely Saori spreads it to EVRYBODY

>>26761535
>We've gone too far with this- attent to Miho!
Fix it

inb4 rose bounces us in the closet

>>26761754
I'm with this guy, comfortable with both

>>26761775
That just means all of the other girls will just have to try harder if they want us. And I am okay with that.

>>26761775
...Oh shit FLUFFY. SHE MUST NEVER KNOW! IT WOULD BREAK HER MORE THAN A PANZER III WOULD IN RUSSIA!

>We've gone too far with this- attent to Miho!

>>26761535
>We've gone too far with this- attend to Miho!

>>26761798
>Saunders match
>Our comms are an absolute chaos of bitcheing and gossip
>>Arisa's face when

>>26761535
This guy's got my vote>>26761701

>>26761802
we just let her know about this trolling via Rose and MIho letting her know when they take off.

>>26761827
>just as planned....

>>26761701
this

>>26761827
>americandoctrine.jpg

>>26761701
Throwing in with this fucker

>>26761827
that is fine. we send the real orders via texting anyway.

>>26761899
Dammit, I forgot to save that pic.

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>>26761827
.....
OH LORDY! Arisa is probably going to be PISSED, the gossip will be a bout who is going to pair up with the new boy toys AND SHE JUST LOST HER BOY FRIEND BEFORE THE MATCH!

>>26761535
>We've gone too far with this- attent to Miho!

>>26761701
There is no way this can fail
>mfw this fails HARD
>mfw I don't have a face

>>26761981
...BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I never thought of that, this is fucking great!

>>26761701
Oh yeah. Definitely this.

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>>26761981
>Yukari's face when Arisa infiltrates Oorai to try to get in MC's pants

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>>26761981
>AND SHE JUST LOST HER BOY FRIEND BEFORE THE MATCH!
Look at this guy. He thinks Takeshi ever noticed Arisa.

>laughinggunnerandloader.jpg

>>26762054
Yukari's gonna have a 'bitch imma gonna cut you' face. Or be too destracted by a model tank left nearby.

>We've gone too far with this- attent to Miho!

>We go to Yukari's place
>She's sobbing in the corner
>Before we can say anything her enraged father opens our throat with a straight razor

>>26761701
We shall be forever unrustled

>>26762054

Won't it be kinda suspicious seeing another American girl transfer to Ooarai just days before our match with Saunders, moreover trying to get into our pants?

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>>26762084
Yukari's going to want in on the relationship.

Sweet Russells and Nishizumi-dono action? Sign her up.

>>26762177
>Possibility of Fluffy&Genius threeway
Bueno.

>>26762164
Do you not remember the sneaking mission to Saunders executed by "Sgt. Oddball" in the anime?
Also, Saunders girls aren't American, just Ameriboos.

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>>26762447
>implying Saunders isn't a holding pen for the offspring of those dishonorable Japanese women that soiled themselves with Gaijin semen

>>26762374
I can approve of this.

Though Long term I think it'd end up with Fluffy as the waifu and Miho being Fluffy's best-friend-with-benefits.

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>>26762493

So...Army and Marine brats whose parents earn enough dosh to ship them to a carrier school off the base grounds?

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>>26762493

>>26762560
Hence why the school just has enough cash to just spam shermans all day.

>>26762560
Basically, yes. That's the accepted fanon for most.

>>26762560
>Bunch of kids with names that easily translate between english and japanese variants

Holy shit, you might be on to something there.

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>>26761701
This. Cool as ice
>>26761968
here ya go

>>26762560
>Almost everyone on Saunders has an American parent in the armed forces.

This is my headcanon.

>>26762493
Technical term is "Amerasian", and I'm personally convinced that Kay's granddaddy was an American GI in Korea and/or 'Nam, who met her grandmother while on leave in Tokyo.
Of course what she would never admit to her team is that he was Air Force.

>>26761701
This guy knows what's up. I'm going with this.

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>>26762708
Her dad must be so proud of his little blonde ball of FREEDOM
>>26762740
>chair force
Don't you dare

>>26762706
As an Army vet: Ain't that the fuckin' truth.

>>26762770
Hey, he was a pilot at least. Now if he was Permanently On the Ground, I could see it being TRULY shameful, but as it is, it's just Kay having a complex about it.

Watching Miho rush out of the room, you're torn- it's obvious you've gone too far for Miho, but Richard still hasn't cracked. Do you continue with the plan orgo attend to the girl you might've just emotionally broken?

Dammit.

You stand up, nodding to Rose. "Richard, Saori. We know you both sneaked off during the water fight." You look at Richard specifically. "There will be punishment for your desertion at a later date." Saori opens her mouth to say something. "Not you, Saori- this is entirely between my driver and myself." You say with a smile before pointing up at your eyes. "This isn't over. I'll be watching you..."

It's not hard to figure out where Miho went- the entrance is in the opposite direction from the bathroom. You approach cautiously...

>Tell her she did a great job!
>"Sorry... I didn't mean for it to go that far..."
>"What's wrong with you? You blew the whole thing!"

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>>26762830
So like how this guy feels about his dad, a clerk?

>>26762881

>>Tell her she did a great job!
>>"Sorry... I didn't mean for it to go that far..."

>>26762881
>Tell her she did a great job!
>"Sorry... I didn't mean for it to go that far..."

>>26762881
>Tell her she did a great job!
"You almost had it, perfect, too. Not bad for your first attempt."

>>26762881
>>Tell her she did a great job!
>>"Sorry... I didn't mean for it to go that far..."
This

>>26762881
In order:
>"Sorry... I didn't mean for it to go that far..."
>Tell her she did a great job!

>>26762881
>Tell her she did a great job!
>"Sorry... I didn't mean for it to go that far..."
>>26762882
Pretty much. Also, you have good taste in shows that make you feel bad when you realize you're laughing at a guy with crippling PTSD due to being a child soldier.

>>26762881
>YA BLEW IT MIHO!

>>26762881
>>Tell her she did a great job!
Thatt'l do, miho thatt' do.

>>26762560
I'm not sure if I think Darjeeling or Kay is prettier. Darjeeling has that elegance and lemon blonde hair, but Kay's so warm and has slightly wavy strawberry blonde hair... and they're both rather heavily armed, if you know what I mean.

>>26762982
Personally, I prefer Kay, because of that warm personality you mentioned, but every Garupan is Best Garupan.

>>26762881
(Blackjack, i am disapoint, i was hoping for max swag)
>"Sorry... I didn't mean for it to go that far..."
if she reacts postively add this
>Tell her she did a great job!

>>26763062
I don't think Russels can muster it, not since anon insisted on taking the rage over a blue tank to /v/ levels.

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>>26762881
>Tell her she did a great job!
>"Sorry... I didn't mean for it to go that far..."

>>26762830

>POG
>Producing someone as great as Kay

>>26763133
>the rage over a blue tank
We're Americans, not Ultramarines. Those are like diametric opposites.

>>26763133
messing with blackjack was beyond personal. it was like being up his grandpa. That tank is personal and Anzu needed to learn there are limits to her bull shit.

but thankfully, she is coming back down from that of being an A-hole and may even become a good friend.

Let's invite Miho to movie night with fluffy to relax her, 'kay?

Fluffy will be ecstatic to have her two favourite Donos over.

>>26763240
good lord, at least give us a good color pattern like the Dark Angels or Salamanders.

>>26763024
Yes, I'm just struggling to decide which one of the Garupans I like the best.

>>26763285
I'm not sure how ecstatic she'd be actually. I mean, she was obviously in on the whole "rustle Russels" game plan, so she might have more of a romantic head on her than we give her Fluffiness credit for

>>26762982
Darjeeling and Kay are both great choices for non-Oorai girls although I'd personally add Nonna as well. I agree though, it's difficult because all Garupans are best Garupans

>>26763325
I'm not seeing it TBH.

Nothing in her invitation and responses suggested romance - just that she'd found a friend to watch cheesy war movies and hang out with. And was kinda depressed when we did the faux-blowoff thing cause that's a hell of a letdown.

>>26762881
>Tell her she did a great job!
>>"Sorry... I didn't mean for it to go that far..."

Both of these!

>>26763219
He wasn't. That's my point.
In the Chair Force, POG is "Permanently On the Ground". Much like "Personnel Other than Grunts" it's a derisive term for the guys who don't risk their lives for their paycheck and benefits.

>>26762881
> "Sorry... I didn't mean for it to go that far..."

I am disappoint in all of you.

>>26763305
Iron Warriors?

>>26760972
Well I laughed. Sauce?

>>26763355
Yeah, I like Non a too. I'm a sucker for long black hair.

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>>26763690
>laughs at killing our beloved garupans
you are one sick bastard.

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>>26763690
>laughing at the death of Garupans

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>>26763694
Nonna and Katyusha are my favorites.

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>>26763843
>MFW Nonna/Katyusha single-handedly turned FP into Vanilla Yuri Artist

>>26763843
I want to see Rose go gaga over Katyusha. Like Sena does for Kobato. Alas, it'll never happen.

>>26763843
To sadpanda! ...I'll be in my bunk

>>26763843
9/10
Would love tenderly.

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>>26763837
Awwww, isn't that cute, they think they have a tank.

You stand outside the unisex bathroom. Looking around you make sure nobody is listening in and when you're sure enough, you gently knock on the door. "Miho, you in there?"

You don't hear anything. "Hey, I'm sorry- that went a bit too far." You honestly. "I didn't know it was going to get to you..." You lean against the wall next to the door. "C'mon, say something!" You wait a couple of seconds, listening closely.

"I-it's okay, Commander." Miho says, so quietly you can barely hear her through the door. "I didn't know that you and Rose were-" Things all snap together in your brain. She didn't know that she was putting herself into a threesome. "I shouldn't have done what I did- I'm sure it embarassed Rose. And I wouldn't want to get in between you two..."

>"Wait. Hold on- Rose and I were just screwing with Richard!"
>"It's my fault for not telling you about it earlier."
>Other.

>>26763876
Is that The Scout?

>>26763901
>"Wait. Hold on- Rose and I were just screwing with Richard!"

>>26763901
>"Wait. Hold on- Rose and I were just screwing with Richard!"
>"It's my fault for not telling you about it earlier."
Inb4 it's another Mihoruse

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>>26763796
>>26763837

Is there an issue?

>>26763901
>>"Wait. Hold on- Rose and I were just screwing with Richard!"
no... nonono... NONONONONONONO... NO!

>>26763901

>"Wait. Hold on- Rose and I were just screwing with Richard!"

>>26763901
>>"Wait. Hold on- Rose and I were just screwing with Richard!"

>>26763901

>"Wait. Hold on- Rose and I were just screwing with Richard!"

Drama defusal time!

>>26763901
>Other.
"Miho, Rose and I were just messing with Richard. I don't think I could get Rose to notice me 'like that' if I wanted to."

>>26763901
>"Wait. Hold on- Rose and I were just screwing with Richard!"

>>26763901
"Stop trolling me, Commander. You know full well that we were just screwing with Richard."

>>26763948
Haha, this.

>>26763901
>"Wait. Hold on- Rose and I were just screwing with Richard!"
>"It's my fault for not telling you about it earlier."

>>26763901
Yeah, we should laugh and let her know that Rose would sooner eat her own right arm rather than date us. Our plan was to strictly get under Richards skin.

Honestly, the fault is our own. We did not share our intel before the battle.

>>26761793

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>>26763901
>"Wait. Hold on- Rose and I were just screwing with Richard!"

I say we pursue Rose!

>>26763901
>[x] "Wait. Hold on- Rose and I were just screwing with Richard!"

Come clean now.

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>>26763901
>"Wait. Hold on- Rose and I were just screwing with Richard!"
the show was a part of the plan i just cooked up! she knew and went along with it!
(explain! explain! explain! and hope and pray she isn't texting this out! oh god, Rose, get in there and tell her this was a set up!)

>>26763901

"I must say, you are a shrewd one... you seen the faux relationship Rose and I were pretending to have, and not only played along, but also enhanced it for maximum trolling of Richard!!! That is why you are the Team Commander and I'm just the muscle..."
"But My apologies for a lack of a briefing about the mission. I sent you in blind with only your wits and skills to see you though. That is my bad..."

>>26763961
Isn't that that guy's name from 15 Hours? Sage for off-topic

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>>26763964
>Rose would sooner eat her own right arm rather than date us.

>>26763995
That would be the ultimate long-game Richard troll though...ACTUALLY dating his sister

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>>26763980
No.

>>26763690
Same author as 'Witches no Panties,' 'Requiem 5 a Dream,' and 'The 200 Day War of Me and My Sister'

Among other works with less memorable titles.

>>26763994
I'm surprised someone else read that. Got it in one, dear anon.

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>>26764016
>The 200 Day War of Me and My Sister
Well...that explains a lot. Fuck that doujin. Seriously, just...fuck it

>>26764009
I agree.

>>26764034
They're all meatphors for the artist's own life.

>>26764009
I know. More importantly, Re is the childhood friend, and the childhood friend never wins. This is our chance to buck the conventions and go for the childhood friend.

>>26764050
Rose.
Rose is the childhood friend.
I clearly need a new keyboard.

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>>26763901
>"Wait. Hold on- Rose and I were just screwing with Richard!"
The idea that she would hook up with any of the team was sure to wreck his psyche.

>>26764077
>filename
Thanks for that. You almost made me spit out my drink

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>>26764034
What you don't like seeing Kirino get the shit beaten out of her until she's blind in one eye and then get sold to a porn slave ring?

>>26764077
That gif reminds me of the time 4 consecutive volleys I got on an FV183 in my AMX 12t.

It was so beautiful.

>>26764049
>witches no panties
His life was Platoon?

>>26764107
When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD
>>26764119
No I didn't. Not. One. Bit

>>26764145
Tanks!
>AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
You'll be good at them!

>>26764192
ARTY SCOUTING: a sport you'll invent because you'll be TOO ENERGETIC for normal sports

>>26764217
What about mah Medium tank?

>>26764233
JUICE SHERMANSTEEN

>>26764247
Turn that everytank into a BEVERYtank! BEVERY stands for BEVERAGE!

Power Driving!
Power Loading!
Power Drifting!
Power Planning!
Power Ambushing!
Power Shooting!
Power Recruiting Gurupans!
You'll recruit so many Gurupans!
400 GURUPANS!

>>26764123
Basically when he started out he aspired to become a mangaka, even won an award for best upcoming artist or something. He was like 20 at the time. Every single thing he ever did after was a failure,or never started.

He's in his 40's now.

>>26764273
>>26764287
You'll feel like a MAUS made of BICEPS

You'll be so fast the refs will be like "slooow doooown" and you'll be like FUCK YOU and run her over with your TURBO TRACKS

>>26764312
Poor guy. He gambled, and lost.

>>26764361
I feel like this is like looking into the mind of every light driver ever

>>26764320
You'll win at everything forever!
RACES
MAINTENANCE
SENSHADO
VANDALISM
AND ART