TONOIGHT, ON TA CATCH A PREDATOR.
Oh shit are you the writefag for this? Bueno
OI SWEAR E NEVAH SAID E WAS A GROT
>>26744223Nope, wish I knew who was though.
>>26744169the fuck is this?
>>26744247We are all dat guy
WE'Z CAUGHT US ONE OF DEM ELDAR GITZ, TRYIN' TA PLAY WIF' A STUNTIE 'UMIES GUBBINZ.
>>26744298>Eldar woman /ss/ with human boyI can krump to dis
>>26744317Macha pls go
>>26744247>mfw I might be that guy
WE'Z GOT DA CHAT LOG TOO.>Wraithboner40: A/S/L?>NotaOrkbuta'umie:14/WUT/[DATAEXPUNGED]>Wraithboner40:4000/F/[DATAEXPUNGED]>Wraithboner40: you like older chix?>NotaOrkbuta'umie:SURE OI'Z DO>Wraithboner40: I like yngr guys ;)>NotaOrkbuta'umie:WHAT ABOUT BOYZ>Wraithboner40: Sure, is your Caps Lock stuck or something?
OI I CAUGHT ONE!
>>26744452I like the way you think anon.
>>26744356You got the screencap by chance?
>>26744421>is your Caps Lock stuck or somethinglel
>>26744421>NotaOrkbuta'umie: WHAT WULD WE DO IF WE MET>Wraithboner40: Well, First I'd [DATAEXPUNGED], Then I'd [DATAEXPUNGED], until you [DATAEXPUNGED] all over my chest, then maybe [DATAEXPUNGED] until the peg leg catches fire ;)
>>26744526Damn sorry, I didn't think it was amazing at the time so I never bothered. So eh I got no proof, but whatever. We can all be Chris Orksen now.
>>26744642>Chris Orksenis this it ???http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/25938722/#q25940857
>>26744642This anon, thinks you should make one with Abbadon. Or Slaanesh.
>>26744640>NotaOrkbuta'humie:NAWW I's Justa Normal gitz hows likezta F......uhhh...U.....K.....Z, 'utz sat suppozed to me'ans? >Wraithboner40: Ooooh I see we are on the same page here...;)>Wraithboner40: Mmmhm what's your favorite position my little mon-keigh?>Nota'umie: Well'z I's da biggest and da strongest so I'z be on topz being da bosss>Wraithboner40: Mmmmhm oh yess tell me more....ohh yesss a big strong man like you must be burdened by Isha's gift...let me tend to you>Wraithboner40: Yeesss I'd sink lower and lower until I reach your...how do you humans call it... a "lasgun"? And then I'd kiss you all over it, and start licking that long...barrel of yours. I'd whisper lewd things that your emperor would never have imagined while i move my lips over to your tip....and swallow it all in one deeeeep thrust...ohhh yess I can taste it, Gods save me. Your eyes roll back as I bob my head back and forth over and over, and just as you feel then need to "pull the trigger", you can pull my head back and rub your dic....D-pattern long-las all over my face and shoot your whole magazine all over my cheeks and lips, like I was your pleasure slave...and you were my brutish greenskin savage master <3>Nota'Umie: Wut da zog, dats RACIZT. BOSS LETZ ME AT THIS POINTY EARED GIT...No letss me off da zkusweirwhwnshw.....>Wraithboner40: Wait what? I don't understand...>NotaOrkbuta'umie: 'Ey checkz dat privludgez you's doublez git racizt. >NotaOrkbuta'umie has disconnected. >We then see a very red faced grot turn away from the screen and face a very angry yet well dressed ork standing besides him. "Boss why'd ya let me off dis computah anywayz I could has gotten zer.""Squig's arze ya could, ya almost sod it up, and we'z almost lost da trails. Anyways, she's was uzing codes anywayz and we can'tz get 'er fer dat, I mean what da zog is a "long las" anywayz. Dese Elfdar gits types too flowery toos, I can barely understandz dem in propah grammarz. Hm..'ell try again later"
>>26744960please continue..I will screen cap all of it
>>26744922Interesting....maybe I should. Dem memories. >mfw Abbadon just wants a small human child to listen to his stories but everyone assumes he's a child diddler. And everything goes wrong. Slaanesh is also obvious too heh.
>>26745023Hmm how should I continue though? I was just continuing >>26744421
>>26745092how bout sisters this time around
>>26744960>check dat privlidge ya git
>>26744922'AST WEEKS ON DA GET DA PREDATURS:"Roight well dis weeekz we'd gotz kinda a slow 'uns wich meands dat dem pedurfiles is runnin' scured frum uz, which is gud kause den den can't toch dem kiddiz. 'owevah it doez mean we's gonna probablyz move on while yah sitz here and.....bzzz hangs on'ts, 'sum un's comin' ta da door. Dis migths get'z interestingz.">Orksen then gets up and starts to rally his "C'ock Blockas" and grabs his standard of a fine redheaded elven behind bars. "Awww roight, we'z gots uz a sucka coming raight no'w, lets get readdies to krump him someting serious". >Da grot tech/human baits and Ork Bobbies yell and chant in approval "Can't rape dat jailzbaits" at the top of their lungs. >Chris looks pleased and gets ready to coach the recent humie he recruited for being the bait, "''kay yer bozz says I'd gotta get cha back in 'un peace so do'ntcha worry, if da pedos wanna make a grab at cha I'z gonna club da sickz gits with this 'ere choppa and keepz ya puny self safe savvy?""Uh okay Mr. Orksen, I mean its an honor sir""Heh don't worry decoy, its just Chriz"
>>26745133But Taldeer likes Vindicare humans don't she....hmmm I'll think of something.
>>26745321I think he meant Sisters of Battle. They were the resident /ss/ faction long before all that PedoMacha faggotry became a thing for literally no reason.
>>26745344Oh okay, uhh you seem slightly pissed off at PedoMacha. Some people like our ever virgin failing once again at getting laid thank you very much, just in a more jailbait setting is all.
>>26745490But then, you can fap to pretty much anything that wriggles.
>>26744960Pic related: Damn it /tg/ you BROKE DA RULES
>>26745540More like, Boner Wisperer, amirite?
>>26745540It's funny they won't show the brand of popsicle she's enjoying.Also she's quite a messy eater.
>>26745540That pic is clearly based on this Culexus comic. No rules were broken.
>>26745540Lookit all that melted ice cream.
>>26745597God I know right, I wish the artist linked to a nice uncensored popsicle picture so I could satisfy....my culinary curiosity.
>>26745611This guy would support that claim. "Oral and anal don't count"
>>26745619What a waste.
>>26745672I know right? Food goes in the mouth Macha, gosh.
>>26745692Here is her doing it again.
>>26745735WHO HOLDS A POPSICLE LIKE THATYOU FUCKING MONGOLOID
>>26745735Who grips the actual food part?! That's what the fucking stick is for!
>>26745735>holding it by the Popsicle instead of the stickhow high do you have to be
>YFW you know Lewd is totally browsing this thread, waiting for someone to give him more material to draw.
>>26745755>>26745767A sex starved elf desperate for any sort of phallic contact.
>>26745779Then get a damn dildo, don't be fucking nasty and get your hands all sticky and shit. No wonder she can't get laid, her manners are atrocious.
>>26745804Maybe she likes the sensation of the cold ice dripping down her limbs.
>>26745769 It be a real shame if we got a picture of a manjuice covered Macha driving in a Vyper from a burning sperm bank with the caption: The Bien-Tan Job
>>26745540...I just can't stop watching it. It's beautiful.
>>26745838Yes, a real shame indeed, sure hope it doesn't happen.
>>26745857I 2nd that shame, which is totally ironic and not sarcastic
>>26745735Wut da zog is dat elfdar git doin' wit dat squigsicle?
>>26745892See >>26744960For an indepth description; pants are optional
>>26744960"A...hmmm Okayz let's just moves on to da next targit and getz some proppah evidenz""Meatsakk you'ze take dis one, I'mma go and straighten out MajikFingahs in da back, cum 'ere u""Dontz worriez boss I's can dos it" >The enthusiastic grot then gets on the computer screen and selects the next stranger in the "underage pls rape mu' face" chatroom>DaGreenBeefcake: 'ello I's widdle 'umie who don't knows hows to walk">HotOlderSistah69: Oh hello, are you a good worshipper of the God-Emperor>DGBC: uhhhhh......'ure>HotOlderSistah69. Mhmm, excellent. Well what would you say if I were to make you my....personal choir boy. >DGBC: 'kay, so'z wut I do den?>HOS69: Don't worry My little sweetheart, I'll find some purpose for you. But meanwhile why don't you come by the chapel so we can pray together...and I can "anoint" you properly.>DGBC: 'ut are we gonna do at da chapel >HOS69: Nothing you won't like, I promise. And it will make you want to go to church every day. Now just lay down on one of the pews...and relax>DGBC: Uhhh I'z feeling kinda weird. It's sorta hot. >HOS69: Well how observant of you, I feel the heat too. Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable.I take off all your clothes and remove my armor...and slide down your chest with my huge bosom touching you all the way down...>HOS69: And then when I finally find your scepter, I notice how cold it is and I wrap in inside my generous bust. And start to stroke it to keep you warm ;D>HOS69: Mmmm you like that my little choir boy, just let me know when your "flamer" is about it ignite and I promise to swallow every hot drop <3
oh /tg/, you make the most subtle erotica
>>26746198I know, it's making fapping so damn easy!
>>26744169But boss, da boys Oi've seen who try to catch Predatas end up splat against da ground! Do we really 'ave ta do dis?
>>26746125>>DaGreenBeefcake: 'ello I's widdle 'umie who don't knows hows to walk"
>>26746125>HOS69:...are you still there?>DGBC: Huh uh yeaz, hey'z I mightz has to cut this shortsz buts I'z gotzta go zoons, why don'tz we meets up?Let's sayz my house at [data expunged] 10 minutes from da polize stations and makes sures to take all of you'ze id papers but leaves all dem weapons asides. In case you's get pulled over hypote-icully>HOS69: Mhm so you like it rough, ohhh I can't wait. I'll even go without my Imperial Sanctioned panties...just for you. Sweet dreams, you won't get much sleep when I get there ;3HOS69: In fact here is some pics from the choir boy I broke...blessed in. I hope you don't get too excited. I'd rather pound it out myself, and let you empty your holy oils all over my fleur de lis....on my juicy buttcheeks. HOS69 has linked jpg files:HOS69 has disconnected. >Meatsakk then gets off the comp-gubbins and runs over to da next room where Orksen is just about to shove MajikFingahs into the Shokk Attack Gun. "Boss, Boss I got em, she's comin' and she sent me all dese pics of her without da armor but doing weird stuffs. Take a looks boss">Chriz lets go of Majik who scampers off and sees da pics and chatlog"Hehehe yes boy's we'z gonna get renewed for sure nows, oh yeah dis is sum good evidences, urgh look how nastys some of dis squig piss is. Oh Gork and Mork's be puking at wut some of dese humies and eldarz do for funs, good work lad. I's think you'd needz a PROMOTIONS"
>>26746225We'z gots ta to save dem wittle humie boys from those evil sisters and xenos nymphs who would take advantage of them and ha'z great sex. And we can't let dem break da law now cans we?
>>26746274 dat ending oh god
>>26746125>Swallow "flamer" juice>not full retardDis sister needs therapy.
>>26746198Thanks m8. We aim to please our dicks
>>26746396She coulda at least called it promethium.
>>26746408How the hell do you spell that anyways.
>>26746274 I want those pictures ;_;
>>26746484That's it, I think.
>>26746497And failing that, google rule 34.
>>26744169ARE YOU GOING TO CATCH A PREDATOR TANK?>>26744298That's not a predator tank...
>>26744452NOW THAT'S A PREDATOR
You know, as funny as this all is, I can't say I don't want porn of Eldar or SoB /ss/
>>26746561But she's just as cramped on the inside. would you like to ride her too?
Oi ya gitz wot da zog is goin on in dis...>>26744421>>26744452>>26744640>>26744960>>26745304>>26746125>>26746274>>26746336>>26746360>>26746407....Wot da zog...
>>26746589I know right. If only we had even more drawfags to bolster the lewd folder. Maybe some new ones mixed with the old and they could form a new /ss/ consortium. Bringing /tg/ to a new golden age. If only ;_;
>>26746608I have no idea what your talking about.
>>26746651>Dat lewdIs there a larger picture of that?
>>26746651OI OI SOMEONE, ANYONE, YOUZ GOTTA 'ELP ME, DIS ELDA' GITS 'AD ME FOR FREE 'OLE DAYS, I'Z FINALLY ESCAPED THOUGH, SO SOMEONE 'ELP!
>>26744348Dat ass crack. I remember that pic. Saved.
>>26746651Don't worry little foxy farseer momma, Commissar Bravo will take care of all your hot lovin needs!HEH! HAH! HUH!
>>26744640>Wraithboner40: Well, First I'd [DATAEXPUNGED], Then I'd [DATAEXPUNGED], until you [DATAEXPUNGED] all over my chest, then maybe [DATAEXPUNGED] until the peg leg catches fire ;)Oh baby, these implications give me a massive hard on right now. Tell me [DATAEXPUNGED] more?
>>26746729Heh, this is genious. >Macha would ride him until his joystick broke
>>26746739[DATAEXPUNGED] [DATAEXPUNGED] [DATAEXPUNGED] with a [DATAEXPUNGED][DATAEXPUNGED] and a greased up [DATAEXPUNGED][DATAEXPUNGED][DATAEXPUNGED] only when that pops open will she [DATAEXPUNGED][DATAEXPUNGED] with [DATAEXPUNGED][DATAEXPUNGED] in a Squig pit.
>>26746724DEY WOT, LETS GIT DAT GIT. WHO'SE DONE NABBED YOU NOW?
>>26746739>you [DATAEXPUNGED] all over my chestthis is my favorite part.
>>26746789WAS DAT ELDA' GIT IT WAS, SNATCHED MES UP WHILE I WAS KICKIN' A SNOTLIN' AROUND, SHE DONE TIED ME UP AND STUFFED ME UNDA 'ER BEDDa fings she did to me....was 'orrible...
>>26746613Commissions are magic, lets do it.
>>26746862Oh no.....>Dis she dress you up as a gerbil and stuff her up her arsehole?That's pretty much what they all do.
>>26746709Yep, just google Rule 34 Farseer Macha.
>>26746951Dat shower. thanks anon. haven't found the uncensored messy macha bj pic though, feels horrible
>>26747029We will cry together.
>>26746761Sweet Jesus, that is lewd as fuck. I need a good wipedown after that.
>>26747271>mfw I actually fapped to the chatlewd for the sisters of battle and probably macha.
>>26747277blowjobs and titfucks make a mon-keigh happy. You are still a dirty mon-keign though.
>>26747314Well, you're aA....double mon-keigh!
>>26747400DIS MONKEIGN GONNA GET PURGED.
>>26744169>Orks>keeping human children safe from the predators of the galaxyChrist you'd think the Imperium would be grateful..
>>26747277>mfw I screencapped for future fapping
>>26747544Reading that while watching SoB porn. Feels fantastic.
>>26747698This is /tg/
>>26747698>watching SoB pornYou're not implying there are videos or something are you?
>>26747544Reminds me of this!
>>26747544>>26747757Ahem!Forgot mah linkhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo7TDtmatyM
>>26747748God damn I wish so. >mfw I'd tell her to keep the armor on so I could annoint her..... with muh dick.
>>26747767how would that even work....oh I figured it out. I don't know if bukkake really counts though.
>>26745611>watching your daughter have oral/anal sexEldrad no, that's not cool.
>>26748103Remember that Eldar and DEldar are closer to brothers than cousins.
To high to coherently operate mspaint.
>>26748183Lol nice. Don't worry this thread is archived anyways.
>>26746125>DGBC: 'ut are we gonna do at da chapelWaaagh...
>>26747071You mean fap together, right?
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26744169/Archived this for future fapping.
>>26748946why use this one? isnt foolz much better
>>26748954foolz does it automatically though, suptg is easier to search through.
>>26748981yeah but foolz lets me click the replies to a post..makes it easier to back track.
>>26748886Aren't the two done a t the same time?
>>26749872Only if you're a teenage girl who has just been dumped and has eaten too much ice cream, anon.
>>26746274I wonder if you can do a tau version?
>>26746595Suddenly the 2+ save doesn't seem worth it.
>>26750088Go ahead and try, anon.
>>26750088Oh dear well we have all the time in the world.
>>26750088Tau are typically the ones getting abducted, though.
>>26756197Yeah, their whole race is basically jailbait.
> This Threadhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25339427/
>>26756197You don't think that a Tau woman wouldn't accept xenos warmly into her 'Greater Good'?
>>26756489That's the whole problem. Tau girls keep putting themselves out there all vulnerable like and keep getting abducted by necrons, orks, DEldar, and what else have you.
>>26756517Plus they are all younger then the other races. >Would watch an angry molested Tau chick start killing pedos like that Lolita movie.
>>26756487Lol it ain't that bad. most of us are still quite sane, if a little heretical.
>>26750018>Macha likes Ice Cream though, all over her face.
>>26756555>lolita tauHere ya go.
>>26756652>Oh Mr. Pedo you make me feel so hot >Why don't I bend over and show you my greater good?>As she gets ready for some doggy style action with DAT ASS of hers, she starts pulling that dress up slowly>Your arousal intensifies as you can imagine those blue cheeks bouncing off your thighs over and over while you drive into her bountiful valley. >Finally she pulls them up and you are treated to all of your fantasies and more, as her vulumptuous bottom is open for all to see. >You get ready to wreck it and start grabbing her cheeks, but then you notice something stuck inside her pucker. >Oh is this a dildo? What a naughty girl....>She looks right at you, and you become shocked as fuck as her face becomes an evil yandere killer glare and the dildo becomes a digi-railcannon which deploys to full mast. >You back off scared in the corner while lolitau finally reveals her master plan and while still bent over in da nude, the massive weapon pointed right at you kills the boner. >She then jams the barrel right into your mouth while her ass completely overwhelms your face. >While shuddering in fear and having trouble breathing, you could hear her muffled voice going through her thick cushions: >"Well, I hope you're happy Mr. Sick fuck, you've been coveting my not-so-little ass of mine, so let me make it the last thing you ever see again">And right before she pulls the trigger and blows your head off, you distinctly feel her pussycat getting moist all over your face>BooomBest ending.
>>26756877Man, I just want ONE picture/story where someone fucks the face vagina. Just one. Its right fucking there and everything. Its like drawing/writing elf porn and not including earplay.
>>26756877Yes, this is the greatest.
>>26756928>switching between the face vag and the mouth. And then coming in both. Mhm I like this idea.
>>26756928It's just an indentation, if it was an actual hole that would cause all sorts of problems with shit getting stuck in there and fucking up the brain.
>>26757026I figured it was a sinus cavity, meaning it had a method of filtering shit out and lead down to the lungs. Either way, if nipples can be fucked in certain porn, then you should be allowed to fuck a face vagina.
>>26757026I have the perfect picture for this, but it's nsfw and also I'm a lazy bastard. So you get this.whitealienwithvaginainthebackofherheadgettingpenetratedbyahumanmaleshekindoflookslikeaseaangel.jpg
>>26757026I believe we can make it work. Maybe with some help from /d/.For science.
>>26757073But /d/ is shit at creativity. They'd just be all like ''slap a dick on it lelz''. It's all they know.
>>26757065Oh, I have that one too. And a few others featuring her.
I need lewds of SoBs. F-for science of course
>>26757135Nah man, it kind of just depends on the season. We have an annoying influx of unimaginative children every few months, and then a grace period for a while before the newfags come back.During the good times there's more variety and all the right kinds of insanity.Futa is dandy, but I want to murder everyone who thinks that it alone makes something worth enjoying.
>>26757179How much lewds are we talking about heres.
>>26757236Approximately 50 Megalewds worth.
>>26757310I'm gonna need to upgrade your internet tubes then.
>>26744169Hehe, only vindicators here.
>>26757310>50 MegalewdsGreat Scott !!
>>26757358That's a predator in the middle! And a dirty Space Marine one too - those guys get 12 year olds to fight for their pleasure before violating their young bodies with their organs!
>>26757398You may be on to something.
>>26757388Where we're going, we don't need pants.>>26757410...fuck. THE GELLAR FIELD IS DOWN. RUN. RUN AWAY.
>>26757400Actually, they violate them with trumpets.
>>26757429Holy fucking Throne, we are outta here
>>26757438... woah, Momma.>and that was how I die
>>26757179>F-for scienceAdmech pls go.>>26757236>Macha>no face markingsNo.
archive this thread.Also, I think in the future, these images (below) should be used to herald /tg/ raids on other boards. The final image, of the ship breaking warp, should be accompanied by the text "GUESS WHOSE HERE!?" or something like that, and followed by a 40k dump.>>26757375>>26757389>>26757398>>26757413>>26757429>>26757468
>>26757552>herald /tg/ raids on other boardsI seriously hope you're not advocating breaking global rule 4.
>>26757471turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>26757577Looks like the /b/oyz are trying to take over again.
>>26757577What is global rule 4? I've been away from 4chan for a while, only just started visiting again.
>>26757485>Implying Elfdar don't have hair dye and soap to wash off face markings. >She just wants some lesb-loving.
>>26757615>>She just wants some lesb-loving.She already has Callie-chan for that.
>>26757577Oh come on, a /tg/ raid is about as aggressive as a puppy resting its head on your lap.
>>26757614>Inciting or participating in cross-board (intra-4chan) raids is not permitted.https://www.4chan.org/rules#global4
>>26757614same anon here, nevermind, just looked it up. Crap, I feel like those images would have been perfect. No raids then, move along.
>>26757485>Admech pls goYOU CAN'T MAKE ME. I HAVEN'T GOT ENOUGH SoB LEWDS.
You are part of a joint Death Watch task force. Making your way through the Navy ship mid-transit you take a wrong turn back to your quarters and stumble upon this.What do?
>>26757581Yeah, this thread looks dangerous.
> B...But sister superior! We're women! We c...can't...> Shhh...it's time for your anointment, little one...
>>26757552But there already is a perfect image.
>>26757632Out of curiosity, what counts as a "raid"? Does a friendly cross-board visit count?
>>26757668You may be on to something.
>>26757705>cross-board anything >friendlyGood luck. There is a hell of a lot of cross-board animosity these days. Just look at all that 4chan prom drama that happened.
>>26757665Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>26757738WaitYou're sayingA bunch of waifufags roaming 4chan with their shitty fanfiction caused animosity?Gee, who woulda thought
>>26757738Ok, just asking. Thought it could be fun/funny.Unrelated, LESBIANS
>>26757665.... Woah, momma.>and that was how I die
>>26757769> W...What are you doing with that sacred pro...promethi...eep!> I know it's hot dear, but try to bear it. I have to cleanse your body of purity before we can have fun...> [Oil rub intensifies]
>>26757705I would consider a violation of global 4 to be something like "let's everyone go to /*/ and post X" where X is unrelated to that board. Or something like "lol /tg/ takeover" on another board. That's shitty and you shouldn't do that.Friendly visits are OK, it's not like anyone can actually tell what board you're from unless you say so. Go forth and browse and post in as many boards as you wish. Just don't go bringing unrelated content to another board. You can probably go and post warhammer on /v/ as long as it's about vidya gaems, and even /a/ is OK as long as you bring some OK art.
>>26757668DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?
>>26757813> of corruption*derp. I cannot words today
>>26757696Made it just for you.
>>26757813>mfw she accidently fumbles and trips a torch to land on the oil puddle. >They accidently burn themselves and jump in the holy baptism pool>Angry Canoness chews them out the next day in the infirmary while they are wrapped for 1st degree burns and sexual frustration
>>26757827The only thing that absolutely cannot go on multiple boards is MLP stuff. Other content can be cross-board, provided it's related to wherever you post it. /tg/ is pretty lenient. Other boards vary, lurk more. For example, othing is stopping you from posting brown elf threads on /e/ or /h/. Or cute warhammer girls on /c/ (however /c/ is pretty strict about quality).Incidentally, linking to not worksafe content on a worksafe board is not a rule violation.
>>26757876Goddamit, I'll clean it up some other time
>>26757876We've needed that picture for far too long.
>>26757896I still like it. I'll try to write more about >>26757696 & >>26757813 & >>26757884 later after my BC game.
But the Inquisition is always watching.
>>26757911Thank you based writefag. I think the previous one went to bed or whatever.
>>26757919Even if you get away with stuff.
Goddammit /tg/, stop being so interesting. I'm running out of disk space!
>>26757983Buy more, it's cheap.
>>26757919>implying I'm not Macha wanting a Xenos Radical inquisitor to shove a flamer inside of me and purging me over and over.
>>26757999Okay poll time - Lesbo Sisters or Macha taking a flamer for the team? I can only channel so much ERP before I hate myself
>>26758036Macha every time, we can lesbo Sisters later.
>>26757777Just slap some fleur-de-lys on them and its related.
>>26757884Wrong kind of oil, pal.
What is this thread even about?>>26758036>flamer in a virginYeah, dream on.It's gonna take a dozen good dickings and determined stretching before we get to that.
>>26758065And don't forget some "ice cream" all over their bodies too. I like my cheesecake frosted is all, its more delicious that way.
>>26757876>>26757896It looks great, we just need someone to caption it now.
>>26758071>implying the blonde one wouldn't get confused. >>26758076Leave my fantasies alone ;_;
Hey, Emperor here. Just sayin' that xeno fucking is only heresy when it ain't hot.Convert the aliens.with your dick.
>>26758076>What is this thread even about?I don't think it's possible to know that.
>>26758105You may be on to something.
>>26758105It was about eldar and sister of battle pedophiles and then generic lewd about xenos and sister chicks. That wasn't so difficult now was it.
>>26758095>implying stretching and trying out bigger and bigger things isn't funNo matter how great that apple looks, you don't fit it in there. They are always way bigger than you think.
>>26758183Awww man its a dickgirl. >I only want vag slaanesh ;_;.Anyways, just the tip for Macha that's all. >implying she isn't a tester for Bad Dragon and has a humoungous selection of dildos across the universe.
>>26758251I have found the perfect thing for her.
>>26758076It's about Macha's considerable dildo collection! In fact, some of the dildo's in her collection are quite sizeable.
>>26758373Oh really? How big are we talking here?
>>26758381THEY'RE OVER 9000!
>>26758404No, fuck you. You're not using that anymore
>>26758183There should be a pic where slaanesh and macha are in a bed where slaanesh is totally shocked and disappointed, "this has never happened before" while macha is pissed that the rape god cannot into virgin. Maybe macha could be reading a porno while replying "story of my life"
>>26745735Capped for posterity.
I-I want to have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation with a Sororitas while whispering sweet nothings into her ear.I=is this too heretical, /tg/?
>>26758566Sororitas are not for breeding, use Buxom Peasant #344432 for that.
>>26758566why the fuck isnt THAT CENSORED
>>26758566Not titfucking and doggystyle in both holes a lucky Sister and then jizzing on their orders marks. Apply yourself son.
>>26758566sauce on gif, google gives nothing
>>26758658Don't you understand? That's noon on monday for me, anon.
>>26758050Have this.Now 100% purer.
>>26758684Sounds like a good time what is problem.>>26758718I wish I had your schedule ;_;
>>26758566You'll want to do it with one of those Sisters of Cleaning, or w/e they're actually called. Poor things need it.>>26758036So once I'm done writing this... where should I put it? New thread? 1d4chan? pastebin? all three?
>>26746939>not listening to pet shop boys
>>26758779all three, but here first
>>26758658You went from the most heretical thing ever to part three of how the SoBs greet an Inquisitorial Commissar? Scrub.
>>26744298>>26744317>tfw there is no material of this to krump toSomeone plz fix
>>26758779>Sisters of CleaningDon't they want to be ravished by burly Guardsmen?
>>26757895nope, read /mlp/ rule No1
>>26758912I'm combining lesbo sisters, macha x flamer, and /ss/ in multiple chapters. It's a bad idea, but fuck it. /tg/ needs this, apparently.
>>26746125>>26746274>Sister of Battle and choir boy /ss/
>>26747760>Think link will be something lewd>Goddamnit that space helmet cigar manBoner lostSides lost
>>26758903Sorry forgive my heresy.
>>26759067thank you based god.
>>26756487The creepiest part about that thread is that it suddenly got deletedLike, the last post made was made before it suddenly vanished
>>26759119I'm okay with this.
>>26758404>>26758415Y-YOU'RE JUST FUCKIN WITH ME!
>>26759505you gotta love mods
>>26759067Thank you based /tg/I can feel the unstoppable stirring already
>>26759067pls kwik time is limit
>>26759638Not yet ;) Eldar blowjobs for everyone on /tg/, REJOICE
>>26759669Bump for boners.
y'know /tg/, I think I have a new fetish.
>>26758903Blast, now I want a picture of just that. A puritan Inquisitor who was a Commissar in a former life pounding a Canoness who is face down and covered in his geneseed with some leaking from her mouth, in the middle of a void ship's chapel while a statue of the God Emprah is flipping off the window where the Eye of Terror is. >Imperials can have fun too.
>>26759119>>26759575>What? Heresy?>No, no, my little thing. This isn't heresy.>I would know if it was heresy. I'm a Sororita. You can trust me.>Shush, my little thing. Stop those tears; this is what the Emperor wills.>Yes, pure love between all his children. It might hurt at first, but I promise this will purify us both.>Why don't you sing me a song? You always sound so beautiful when you and the choir sing your praise to the Emperor.>That's right, my little thing. Sing for me and my love. You don't have to be afraid.>With me, you'll learn all sorts of new songs.
>fetishizing TCaPThe internet is rather... something.
>>26760413Actually it was made orky THEN fetishized.
>>26760482It was fetishized while being made orky
>>26759739oh, the waiting. how close are you to posting a tidbit?
I just dug a SoB fapfic up. Want me to post it?
>>26760668In the Emperor's name, I demand it!
>>26760593Woops not that guy. >That would have to be a different project.
>>26760668Do you really need to ask? Do it!
>>26757668HOW THE FUCK DOES HE DO THIS?
Violette sighed as she discarded the last of her undergarments and stepped into the empty shower room. She preferred bathing when no one else was around, partly because it gave her the opportunity to properly cleave to the Golden Throne. First, though, she had to wash the grime from a proper day's work of Xenos slaying. Taking up one of the spots in the back, Violette turned the water on, steamingly hot water cascading from the nozzle over her lithe form. Just the sensation of it made her involuntarily release a moan of pleasure, but she was a patient woman. The time to worship his holiness was approaching, and she wanted to be properly cleansed for him. After obtaining a small amount of bluish liquid from a bottle, Violette proceeded to lather her body. She became lost in the sensations, working every muscle and inch of her skin with massaging motions with the occasional moan. It wasn't until she felt pillowy mammeries press against her back that her revere was broken."My my..." whispered Sister Superior Romelia, "what have we here?" Not waiting for a reply, she licked Violetta's fleur and began nipping a trail down her neck. "I...I..." stammered Violetta, trying her best to remain professional. "I was just...just...""Just what, dear? I know that this is usually when you...""DON'T!" shouted Violette, breaking free of Romelia as her hands brushed against her thighs. Covering herself, Violette stammered, "It's...It's not proper! The Codex Sororatas doesn't..."Her diatribe was interrupted by Romelia's lips forcing themselves against hers, the warm water cascading over them both. "It's okay... let go..." whispered Romelia, drawing back as Violette blushed profusely. "B...B...But we're both women!""That's okay. There are proper anointing rituals we can follow..."(ohgodwhy)
>>26761488YES YES YSE YES. THIS PLEASES SLAANES....I mean the God Emperor yes.
>>26761555Basically it's like a some Japanese person heard the expression "fucking her brains out" and decided to create a creature who would not only survive that, but enjoy it.
>>26744960>check da privledge Oh wow.
>>26761488we're about to hit auto-sage, should I bother leaving the next segment here?
>>26761743Upload it all to pastebin, post links, receive loving adoration of all of /tg/ for the rest of eternity.
>>26761743We could always start a new thread, with a nice safe macha cute pic.
>>26761918Cough I wonder who made that thread....>>26761966
Updated the archive.
I'm confused. What is this thread about again?
>>26760902>>26760906>>26761287Alrighty then! The young schola cadet hesitated. Surely he must listen to an order given by any superior, especially a Canoness. But the pressure of the situation had made his cock swollen and stiff. The Canoness, an immaculate image of humanity’s divine form, was the object of desire amongst many of the cadets. Prudency was a value instilled in all Schola cadets, but physical urges had their ways.“Now!” The Canoness demanded as she slammed the ruler against the side of his face. The thin white cloak she wore fell to the side with this motion, exposing her firm breasts, hard abs, and battle-forged muscles. His face stung from the impact.The cadet did as he was told, and dropped his trousers, stepping out of them and leaving them in a pile on the floor.The Canoness stepped towards him and extended her right arm. She traced a line from his groin to his lips with her forefinger, and forced her finger into his mouth. “Suck on it” she commanded. He did as he was told. She gave him a sinister smile.She then withdrew her hand and kneeled down. She held his cock in her right hand, pulling it hard and without regard for his comfort. She began pulling harder and faster, the cadet moaning in confused pleasure. She suddenly took his cock in her mouth, sucking on it loudly, grating her teeth against his flesh, using her free hand to firmly grasp his scrotum. She pulled her head back, and stood up, and looked the cadet squarely in the eye.“Did you enjoy that, Cadet?”Never in all his days did he think he would be in this situation. An assault training course, a thirty day hike, these he could do. A sexual encounter with the second highest authority in the Schola? This was far out of his league. “Y-ye-yes Sister A-” he stuttered nervously.
>>26762044“Wrong ANSWER!” she screamed and knocked him cold to the floor with her fist. He laid sprawled on the floor, on his back. She straddled his face, her thick vulval lips pressing against her mouth.“Lick me” she commanded. The cadet obeyed, sticking his tongue slowly and cautiously into her. “Like a man, dammit!” she told him, whipping him in the face again. His nose began to bleed.He tongued her faster and deeper than before, to the Canoness’ satisfaction. She moaned loudly, her left hand supporting her weight as her right feverishly stroked her clitoris. Without warning, she stood up. She kicked him in the ribs, screaming “This is unsatisfactory!”, then ordered him to stand. She strutted over to her desk, leaned over it, her ass high in the air, presenting herself to him. “Don’t just stand there. Fuck me!” she barked. The cadet went to her quickly, rubbing his thick, pulsating member against her. She moaned softly.“I said FUCK ME! Quit this teasing!” With that, he plunged himself into her, enjoying the sensation of her thick inner walls against him. He nearly came right there.“Pound me” she ordered “Smite me like the Emperor’s fist! DO IT!” Such blasphemy took the cadet by surprise, but he listened. He thrust himself into her, forwards and back, loudly connecting with her with each thrust. He reached his arms forward and groped her breasts, pulling them hard and kneading them with abandon. She whimpered as he brusquely twisted her nipples, and he leaned over, biting and kissing her neck and he pounded her.“Take me” she yelled “Fuck me like a heretic! I am yours, Lord I am yours!” she yelled.
>>26761879It's not that far along yet :(>>26761918Make it so Number One. >>26761488The cool night air flowed against their naked forms as Romelia led Violette down into the dungeons. It was late enough that they encountered no one else along the way, much to Violette's relief. Still, as Romelia opened a door to one of the cells, Violette couldn't help but gasp.Inside was an Eldar, bound and gagged to a table. She had been captured earlier in the battle today, and now was being properly purified by a D-Pattern Las Rifle that was continually being inserted intro her dark eldar. To make matters worse, microbeads were taped to her ears and nipples, vibrating as they warbled soft litanies in high gothic."W...What is this?" mummered Violette, once again covering herself. "Oh that. We're preparing her for one of the Commissars. This will help us break her~""What do you..." Before Violette could finish, she found Romelia's finger being placed on her mouth. "Don't worry, I think *she* enjoys watching anyways."By the looks of it, drool trailing from the eldar's mouth and her eyes rolled back in her head, Violette wasn't sure if the xenos was even aware they were there. Such thoughts were banished from her mind when Romelia produced a bottle containing holy promethium. "It's time to begin the ritual, lie down Sister..."(OHGODWHY)
>>26762066With a surge of confidence that seemed to come from nowhere, he pulled her hair, yanking her head towards his, and vehemently bit and kissed her neck harder than he had before. He withdrew himself from the veteran Sister, turned her around, and threw her onto the formidable wooden desk, sprawling her pale body. He held down her arms with his as he pounded himself into her, and she wrapped his legs around his back, pulling him further into her. He raised his one arm and slapped her across the face as he fucked her. “Blasphemer!” he shouted with the first slap. “Heretic!” with the second, the harsh slap resonating with the second syllable of the world. “Indecent bitch!” he yelled as he slapped her a third time.He withdrew his cock again and the Cannons kneeled on the floor in front of him, taking the full length of the cock in her mouth. He smashed his member into her mouth forcefully, fucking her mouth ruthlessly. The Canoness blushed with the pressure, her jaw nearly coming unhinged as he devastated her mouth. He finally couldn’t bear the pressure any more. He exploded inside her mouth, years of unreleased sexual desire overflowing in and on her face, which she heartily swallowed. He lay down on the floor as the Sister continued to lick his member up and down, until he passed out in the afterglow.When he awoke, he found he could not move his arms, or his legs. He was chained to a table. He looked around, and saw the Canoness again. She had a slave with her, a repentia bound to the Canoness with a collar and chain. The Canoness bent over and kissed him, grinned, and said “Now, this is done my way…”And that's it.
>>26762076It is done sir. >Crying Macha is surely not lewd at all.
>>26758065Would this count?
>>26762171has to be on the face, but otherwise yes.>>26762114>>26761966 for everyone else
>>26762171Needs more dickings. >mfw I know where that's from. We must keep the Has from combining with the Bros and attract undue attention for background characters.
>>26762202I know I Cant post hEr a Lot, but I like to as often as I can.
>>2676208610/10, would jerk to it again.
>>26760668Yes. Do it. Do it now.
>>26762076Will be continued: >>26762323