You are a Magical Girl, and you're a few hours away from driving your principal to her concert. With any luck, the concert will happen without any incident.With a lot of luck, something will happen that'd get you to stretch your legs some.It's been an awful long while since you shot someone's kneecaps off.
>>26692324It's late in the afternoon. 4 PM. The day started off well enough. Kirishima Ruru, your principal and most powerful idol in the civilized world, actually woke up at the healthy time of 9 AM, fresh and alert, without even so much as an iota of sleepiness. Like a machine suddenly being switched on after being turned off for the entire night.Since Ruri's itinerary didn't have any other items for the day besides the concert itself - it starts formally at 9 PM, but you had to get her to the stadium at 8:00 PM at the dot, exactly - you had the entire hotel on lockdown still. This was a move that was not generally liked by your principal, causing pouting all around during breakfast, and Deepthroat getting the brunt of it through petty errands that had the drippy, sweaty assistant running all over the place.The security detail, led by Kamijou Kyosuke, seems to be handling things with much more competence than you expected from them at first. It seems that letting their young leader win the Sparkle Award's really bucked up their morale some. Kyosuke himself seemed positively energetic this morning, too - you spotted him delivering quite the spirited briefing to the rest of his mates, all of them lined up in front of the entrance. He may have seemed a bit twitchy and nervous when talking to you, but apparently he doesn't have any problem ordering around grizzled men ten years his senior.Squad Hiryu's not doing too bad, too. A few hours after Ruri woke up, you allowed them a decent chunk of the morning to get themselves rested, washed, and fed. You also thanked one of them in particular - Ayumu, you remember her - for finding NECO, or at least what she left for you. She seemed particularly shy in accepting your thanks, but with some egging on by her own squadmates, she managed to squeak out a response. You left it at that, and told the squad that you'll be needing them fresh for the concert, so they should rest as much as they can.[1/2]
>>26692329Enishi...well, what can you say about the Callidus? Despite her tearful breakthrough last night, the older Karasawa was nothing but professional during the vigil. She was invisible the entire duration of your patrol, with only a murmur of acknowledgement from her every now and then when you asked if she's around. Whenever you wanted to ask her something in person, you only needed to say it - and she'd be behind you in an eyeblink. Making you very nearly choke on your coffee the first few times. Frightening and at the same time admirable - making you wonder if such expertise was what it took to be a Rank Leader. You certainly wouldn't know - it's not like you got to that point before being promoted to Warmaster.Sayaka's mood has improved over the night, too. Following her very reluctant apology, she was almost sociable to you this morning, even greeting you just before she ambled off to her own room to get ready for the day. She also seemed animated during breakfast, talking animatedly with Ruri as they went over the concert. You caught your own name being giggled a couple of times, but you were too busy tearing apart the stack of pancakes in front of you. Yeah, you were too hungry to turn it away this time. You didn't even care that you were being webcast all over the world doing so - your smartphone ringing incessantly with Kyuubey forwarding sponsorship offers of pancake mixes. All of which you ignored.Lunch went by peacefully, too, and by this time everyone seemed to be getting ready for the big concert. Squad Hiryu was 100% ready and fresh, Sayaka and Ruri were busy trying out all sorts of costumes from her wardrobe (with Enishi looking on with frank envy) and even Deepthroat had cleaned herself up, her outfit not looking like it's been dragged through dust and her hair not looking like a warning flag for dandruff.[2/3]
>>26692338In any case, you have a few hours before you move your principal to the stadium.What do you do for now?Call one last security meeting to get everyone on the same page.Call Mami to get an update on the current situation about the Officio.Visit Pinky.Other.
>>26692343[x]Call one last security meeting to get everyone on the same page.[x]Other.Ask Sayaka for a copy of the Ninth Officio Magical Girl's Uplifting Primer so we can read what everyone else in our field knows but we've forgotten.
>>26692343Check if shield is clicking, if so[x]Visit Pinky.otherwise[x]Call Mami to get an update on the current situation about the Officio.
>>26692343[x] Call one last security meeting to get everyone on the same page.
>>26692343[x] Visit Pinky.If the shield is clicking. If not, [x]Call one last security meeting to get everyone on the same page.
>>26692343[x] Call one last security meeting to get everyone on the same page.If anything regarding the Officio required our input, they would call us.Don't micromanage, Murderface! That eats into valuable kneecap shooting time.
>>26692343>[x]Call one last security meeting to get everyone on the same page.I suppose stuff like who's covering who, making sure that we got the same frequency on our headsets.I doubt Ruri is going to budge on us being on the stage. But we are lucky that we got one advantage that other bodyguards don't.We should timestop if anything comes up
>@MGsAreReal: field work + live chirping is hard i dont have infinity hands like boss neco doesInteresting...
>>26692343[x]Call one last security meeting to get everyone on the same page.Then [x]Visit Pinky.
>>26692343[X] check the shield if it is clicking visit our adorable monstrosity[X] call a meeting, get everyone on the same page[X] ask Sayaka for her copy of the primer so if we get bored waiting we can read it a bit
>>26692343[x]Call Mami to get an update on the current situation about the Officio.Gotta act warmastery. Keep updated and all that.
>>26692343If our shield seems to be clicking more than usual>Visit Pinky.if not >Call one last security meeting to get everyone on the same page.
>>26692343>[x]Call one last security meeting to get everyone on the same page.>[x]Visit Pinky.In any order but preferably not at the same time.
[x] check that fucking cat's chirpee account
Uhm... just for clarification, because I'm taking a look through the sup/tg/ archives and they're an utter mess past 116... what number are we on? I'm trying to keep track of the plot but most of the time I catch up in the archive due to it being about 6am when Deculture runs...Polite sage for little contribution.
>>26692521Should be 125 but we have two 121s, so 124.
I wonder what sort of clues that Kyoko is digging up. I wonder if they are leading to the concert?
>>26692526Yeah I just checked that.IF YOU'RE GOING TO ARCHIVE THIS THREAD, IT IS NUMBER 125QUIT FUCKING UP
Deepthroat best idol.
>@MGsAreReal: she better cover the concert i dont have infinity time eitherWut.
>>26692526Oh. Huh. Wow. I missed a lot.It'd help if the archives for August weren't spread about every month from 2012 to 2013
Seems like I woke up just in time to miss the voting window, but [X]Visit Pinky.Always.
>>26692548Apprentice wants NECO to do this shit, which won't happen.Now the question is.. Will Sayaka get mad at us if we interrogate the apprentice?
>>26692521>>26692526Could we like... message whoever is responsible for archives to get thread numbers in order?
>>26692526>we have two 121sffffffffuck me sideways with a shovel. I apologize for the mess up.
>>26692548>field work + live chirping is hard i dont have infinity hands like boss neco does>she better cover the concert i dont have infinity time eitherApparantly NECO has Nico Robin powers.
>>26692568...NECO Robin?You were all thinking it.
>>26692568>i dont have infinity hands like boss neco does>infinite handsAre these really hands or rather vectors?
>>26692603Excuse me while I proceed to shit bricks
>>26692603I am dumb and what is this referencing? Should I be worried?
>>26692631>>26692603>>26692633Ahhh lucy.She's got these Telekinetic 'hands' called vectors which she can use to 1. Throw objects at high speeds2. Block bullets 3. Slice people apart.Our only hope against her is to timestop and destroy her soul gem in one blow (that's assuming that she doesn't slice our shield arm off at the first opportunity) or to snipe her.
>hey look idols are jumpin around k news reported time for 2chNeco Two is the laziest reporter.
> NECO B @MGsAreReal>ugggggh finnnne ruris talkin about sexin up the 9th warmaster with sparkleranger blue or somethin i guess she walks around in her underwaer
>>26692722NTR threesome with Ruri and Blueberry? Hawt.
>>26692548>@MGsAreReal: ugggggh finnnne ruris talkin about sexin up the 9th warmaster with sparkleranger blue or somethin i guess she walks around in her underwaerWHAT!?>@MGsAreReal: like all the time same as the last warmaster p sure theyre the same person except ones happy and ones mad. the underwear officio-foams at the mouth-
>like all the time same as the last warmaster p sure theyre the same person except ones happy and ones mad. the underwear officio
>>26692731Considering how much Chiaki dislikes both Ruri and Sayaka, this would be the greatest hatesex ever and I'm all about that.
>>26692704You forgot the critical one. 4. Genetically modify anyone injured by them to produce more diclonus (Lucy's species) regardless of whom they have sex with later. Which applies to males or females. Diclonus have an extreme survival instinct and humans have a tendency to hate them on sight.
>>26692742>>26692731Someone needs to write this.
>i wonder what sparkleranger blue wears. i bet briefs class F>our official stance atm is that blue is a shit so it must be the worstThere you have it folks, its official.Sayaka a shit.
>>26692746Oh yea Diclonus are genestealers or something.>Diclonus have an extreme survival instinct and humans have a tendency to hate them on sight.There is also that thing in which Diclonus are genetically programmed to kill humans regardless on how well or badly they are treated.
>>26692758>Sayaka a shit.Necorangers confirmed for tasteful.
She isn't posting anything that might compromise the op, but she's still listening in. Either room or someone is bugged or both
>>26692758Neco stop being mean to Sayaka.Thats our job.
>>26692776and best of all, we only promised to not hurt NECO, not her assistaint, you know what that means?KNEECAPPING TIME
NECOs have shit taste. Sayaka's great.
>>26692739I told you guys not to promise anything to Sallaka. And now we will have to deal with THAT FUCKING CAT for all eternity.
>>26692787That would definitely violate the spirit of the agreement.We could always just scare the daylights out of her without causing physical harm, if it comes to that. Right now she's just being annoying, not harmful.
>>26692794thats not NCEO posting, its her assistant, who we can kneecap til our hearts content
>>26692800>We could always just scare the daylights out of herLike with an RPG to her general direction.
>omg otaku postin about lining up for the concert this guy wants ruris sweat on him ew ew ewe wewewew>'Ruri-Sama doesn't sweat, she emits a divine perfume.' 'No you faggot she has to sweat, i need to lick her perfect armpits.' 'Does she pee?'>o man internet fags you have no idea and it stops bein magical after a while trust me...eww.
>>26692776or... she's making shit up because Ruri is badgering her to post shit.
>>26692794Oh come on, Sayaka is clearly getting the even worse end of the agreement.
>>26692809We can do something worse than that, something that will actually HURT NECO.We let her assistant interview us. And neither of us tell anything to NECO until afterwards.
>>26692826>doesn't sweat>does she peeshe is a robottotally a robotwhy haven't we checked to see if she's a robotall it would take is a metal detectorsurely we've looted one at some point
>>26692791>Makes a contract because she wants the dick>Witches out because she didnt get the dick>greatSallaka a shit.
>>26692847>didn't even wish for said dickAlso stupid.
>>26692826>@MGsAreReal: come on you 3d pigs go back to talking about murder mayumiface
>>26692889HANDS OFF THE FOURTH WALL DAMMIT
SoHas anyone actually tried tweeting to either NECO?
>>26692370 >>26692373 >>26692389 >>26692411You decide to call a final security meeting, just to make sure everyone's on the same page for the concert. And so, with everyone assembled in Ruri's suite - the Principal herself, Enishi, Sayaka, and Kyosuke - Deepthroat in the background, studiously fiddling with her smartphone while keeping to herself in the corner - you ask everyone if they know what they're supposed to do for the three crucial phases of the concert. Those being - en route, during the concert itself, and leaving the stadium."Squad Hiryu has been briefed to shadow Miss Kirishima's conveyance during the entire route, to keep watch for snipers and any attempts of assault." Enishi replies after a moment, volunteeering herself and the Vindicare squad stationed outside. "Upon reaching the stadiumm, they will take up vantage points in the stadium itself for countersniping and overwatch. Leaving the stadium, Squad Hiryu will perform the same shadowing until the Principal is safe and sound in the Hotel." She pauses here, before smiling. "As for me, I will be invisible for the entire duration. Active camouflage, shadowing the Principal and the Warmaster, taking care not to stray too far. Of course, I will deploy Callidus Countermeasures and Crowd Control as necessary."Kyosuke clears his throat, and takes a folder from behind him. He opens it to show a sattelite view printout of Mitakihara, magnified to display a marked-out road route. "Speaking for Miss Kirishima's security detail, we'll be driving her to the stadium using our reinforced limousine made for this ocassion. We've already notified the local authorities of our main route towards the stadium in advance, and they've blocked it off from civilian traffic for the duration. We have alternate routes in case of contingencies, of course." He gives the folder to you.[1/2]
>>26692892Link her this thread.Enter endless recursion.
>>26692889Finally made it. And is NECO now the MGNQ version of Deadpool?>>26692892Nyet.
>>26692896"We'll be guarding the main entry and exit points of the stadium during the entire concert, and escort Miss Kirishima the moment she leaves. We'll have no less than four men in overwatch over Miss Kirishima at any given time, myself included. Same process for when we're driving Miss Kirishima back, of course." You turn to Sayaka here, and she blinks after a moment, seemingly having spent a moment too long frowning at Kyosuke."We'll be guarding the main entry and exit points of the stadium during the entire concert, and escort Miss Kirishima the moment she leaves. We'll have no less than four men in overwatch over Miss Kirishima at any given time, myself included. Same process for when we're driving Miss Kirishima back, of course." You turn to Sayaka here, and she blinks after a moment, seemingly having spent a moment too long frowning at Kyosuke."...What? Murderface, you know how I work."Right. But she has to make it clear for everyone, too."Gah. Fine." The Blueberry shakes her head. "Since I still have my cover as the contest winner, I'll be in very close proximity to Ruri-sama--er, the Principal, for the entire thing. Going to, during, and leaving. If anyone so much as looks at her funny, they're cut in half, no questions.""Elegant as always, Miki-san." Enishi smiles behind a kimono sleeve."EAT A DICK, Karasawa."How do you react? Do you want to suggest any changes, or do you want to leave them to their work? They seem to know what to do, in any case.
>>26692896>Deepthroat in the background, studiously fiddling with her smartphone while keeping to herself in the cornerFucking suspicious..
>>26692909Maybe...maybe we should?
>>26692892>>Has anyone actually tried tweeting to either NECO?I sent one after Chiaki's profile got posted. Comment was that Chiaki isn't "pretty small" by Japanese standards, she's avarage. She's just started hanging out with a girl who's above the average height of Japanese girls.
>>26692913Timestop, peek on Deepthroat's phone, say hello to Pinky.
>>26692913[x] Practice what you preach. Lay out your own role in the operation.
>>26692913>>26692932[x] this combines 2 things we should do
>>26692913[X] "Save the remarks for when the mission is over."seems like a good plan, not sure if we want to change anything.>>26692932Is a pretty good option.
>>26692959[X] Going with this because, why not?
lol at Ruri's profiles stats, deepthroat is looking very much like NECO's assistant
>>26692913[x] This >>26692936Also, if a Golden Weapon turns up, nobody is to engage except Chiaki. Vindicares will remain in position but hold fire until asked, and Sayaka is to evacuate the principal AND STAY EVACUATED.
>>26693003> NECO B @MGsAreReal>pastebin.com/DzH0qeLv beep-beep file unlocked there now people can stop arguing> NECO B @MGsAreReal>pastebin.com/MG5heht6 kamijo is p cool for a suit
>>26692913[x] "Kyousuke, I want your men to report any unusual sighting no matter how trivial it may be. Especially for unusual looking items that appear to be made out of gold. One of Enishi`s girls will then investigate it. I hope that I am just being paranoid but should hostile Sparklebutts decide to infiltrate this party, I want you all to be prepared and if possible not engage them directly but leave that either to Sayaka or me. "
>>26692913>>26693007state that before or after doing >>26692932
Don't discuss too much of our duties. Cell phone in operation, and there's always the chance someone could have managed to sneak a bug in on someone.
>>26692913Well, if Sayaka has to pull MG outfit at the concert, we can always cover it by Midori introducing her homage in the manga later, playing it as "the girl at the concert has been special foreshadowing for MMxMM fans".Well, the whole cover thing is of course assuming there will be some survivors. Which is not all that likely.
>>26693022or theres always the chance its deepthroat, who is using her phone right now, as NECO's assistant is posting at the same time...
>>26693029LATER"What do you mean, Chiaki? I've had Sayaka and Kyoko in MMxMM as background characters for ages!"
>>26693009> According to rumor, [Ruri] was discovered playing piano in a small, smoky bar....she appeared in one of the flashbacks before, didn't she.
>>26693009Dammit, now Kyosuke's talking to them?
>>26693064guess who is in the perfect position to do the interviews, and apparently in charge of media things for Ruri, so has a great cover?
> NECO B @MGsAreReal>pastebin.com/kv16wuPK sitting on mappi thread now, its like a DMC thread w triple autism
>>26693093My fucking sides
>>26693093>>-After an intense twelve-hour concert with metal superstar Johannes Krauser II, Mappi successfully wrenched away the title of Ultimate Sadistic Creature*.An Asuka that I might actually like? What sorcery is this?
We should totally get QB to contract Mappi-chan.
Sayaka is a great singer!http://www.crunchyroll.com/anime-news/2013/08/16/happy-birthday-anime-voice-actresssinger-eri-kitamura
>>26693093>Johannes Krauser IIoh lord, all of my yes.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YbMGW6xSzw
>>26692932This is a good ideaI want to see what spaghetti is finding so interesting
...God damn Deculture, I was actually hoping to get some fucking sleep before six or seven o'clock!
>>26693093>the feud that made each other put hits on each other>also they are lovers?god damn it deculture and NECO, yall addin nothin but shadowruns to the paranoia scale here.
>>26693231THEY ARE BOTH ROBOTSTHEY KILLED EACH OTHER AND WERE REPLACED BY ROBOTS BECAUSE THEY WERE DEADROBOOOOOOOTS
>>26693282NI HAO NYAN
>>26693287>>26693288>>26693289Oh, you have GOT to be shitting me...I even refreshed the page to make sure!
>>26693292WHAT IS LOVE
>all these nyans at the 45 minute markNigga please.
>>26693326Illia looks insanely cute in Prima's art style.
>>26693318Like crack addicts who need their next hit sooner and sooner
Fuck it, new plan!THE SCHOOL OF THE UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST!
>>26693279>>26693282>>26693287>>26693288>>26693289welp time to head to bed, you faggots just dropped another hundred tons of meteors on Deculture.>>26693277NANOMACHINES!
>>26693341i just watched that anime over the last few days, i fucking love that series so much.
>>26693341THE WINDS OF THE KING!Can't believe I'm samefagging this...kill me.
>>26693335You're not implying that Illya is not always insanely cute, are you?Because you better not be. Wars have been started for less.
>>26693381Of course she is, Illya is my favourite type moon. But there's something about that drawing style that cranks it up to 11. It doesn't work so well with the others, which just reinforces that it's her show.
>>26693394Damn straight.Decu pls, Illya meguca when
>>26693381>>26693394>>26693415Should I go watch Fate/Stay Night then? I tried playing the VN and promptly got bored to tears.
>>26693415Oh god, not the final attack. Help. That being said, she's a little more naive and less sarcastic than in the manga, isn't she? And Rin's less of a psycho.
>>26693433Don't. The anime is even more shit. Watch Fate/Zero and be done with the verse.
>>26693433>Watch>Fate/Stay NightUh what. F/SN only has spinoff anime, there's no series of the game itself.Anyone who says otherwise is lying.
>>26693440UBW is fine too.
>>26692932 >>26692936Well, it seems that they know what they're doing. You tell them what you're going to do, too - and similar to Sayaka's, you'll be staying in close contact with Ruri as much as possible for the entire thing. Even if...even if it means you have to contend with the singing and dancing, sure. Just so long as the Principal remains safe. If you spot any hostile target heading towards Ruri, then you're taking them down hard. "So aggressive, Chiaki-chan," The superidol giggles, preening in front of a full-body mirror, wearing something...well, something that should be illegal as idol wear. A teal-green skin-tight futuristic bodysuit with transparent swathes here and there, revealing a clear lack of underwear? "Isn't that a bit excessive, anyway? What if it's like a fan who just wants my autograph so badly?""They'll have to go through us first before that, Miss Kirishima," Kyosuke tries to help here. "If they already have, then we'll just have to err on the side of caution here and assume that they're a potential threat. Miss Matsuda's heavy-handed approach will be regrettable, but necessary."Ruri frowns at this, but nods. "I guess that's okay...but, ah, if it's one of those Tojo people, Chiaki-chan, Sayaka-chan, you've my permission to wreck 'em! Murder their faces right off!" She punches the air a couple of times, making her form-fitting suit make some parts of her anatomy bounce a bit interestingly....Right. Fine. You can do that at least. You glance towards Sayaka, who meets your gaze and simply shrugs. It's here that you steal a look at your shield, clamped down on your right arm, and check to see if it's clicking - one of the audio clues that a certain pink-haired goddess is trying to get at your attention. No, it's not clicking at all. In fact, it's dead silent, which is slightly disturbing in its own right but certainly a welcome change.[1/2]
>>26693456Not for me, since I absolutely loathe any medium where Shiro appears in.
>>26693433Not really. The anime is shit. The visual novel was better in every way, and that included fucking ACTION SCENES. Action scenes in a fucking VISUAL NOVEL were more dynamic than the crap in that anime.My advice? Play the VN, skim it, stop skimming if it seems something's going on. It's pretty fucking cool at times.
>>26693463It's also here that you take note of Deepthroat. She's been quiet throughout the entire morning, or at least for the times when she's around for you to spot. She seems to be very engrossed with her smartphone. Suspiciously so, considering you've been checking NECO's Chirpee account every so often, and her 'assistant' of hers is tweeting. An assistant who seems to be hanging around in the Hotel too, or at least that's what the chirps say.. . .Well, it can't hurt to check, right?The shield on your arm clicks as you grab hold of its rim and turn it ninety degrees - the world immediately losing color as time stops for everything and everyone but you. All sound muted to a dull murmur, with only your heartbeat thudding in your ears, along with the faint ticking of a thousand clocks, all in time with each other.A few quick strides brings you close to Deepthroat - and you could see from her smartphone screen that she's pestering her little brother through text. Needling him to watch the concert on television, as there's a chance she might be shown on the air. ...The little brother, Ryota, is having none of it, saying that he's got to study for a test, but he seems to be relenting at least."Eh? What's this, Homura-chan?" A familiar voice pipes up behind you. "Visiting me just so you can spy on what other people are doing?" A clicking of a tongue wet and slick with blood. "Hnn. The real Homura-chan wouldn't do that, you know." The voice takes on a petulant tone, as if getting ready for a lecture.How do you respond?
>>26693438Minor differences there, yes.But I'm watching for the fanservice and fight scenes, both of which are FUCKING AMAZING.Sucks that it's only 10 episodes. Hopefully it sells well enough, and drives manga sales up enough, that we get S2/S3.Do want Kuro. So, so much.>>26693465You'll like Prisma, then. He shows up for like 5 seconds, proceeds to have the worst hair and voice EVER, and then politely fucks off forever.
>>26693485[x] "The real Homura-chan didn't have to worry about nosy reporters, batshit insane Magical Girls with Golden Weapons, and goddamn fucking Idols jesus christ why did I ever take this mission."
>>26693485[x] Oh? And what would the real Homura do?
>>26693485[x] "Just letting my paranoia get the better of me again."
>>26693486That does sound good. How is my favorite man Gilgamesh treated there?
>>26693485[x]"Oh? Maybe you can tell me more, later-" STOP THE TIMESTOP.We wasted our magic to do what we came here to do, let's not stay and piss her off. Let's get on with the mission anyway.
>>26693485[X] "And here I thought you'd be happy to see me visit."
>>26693485[x] "I think I know a bit more about the real Homura than you do."and [x] "The real Homura-chan didn't have to worry about nosy reporters."
>>26693527Woah. That first one could be dangerous.
>>26693485[x] "I suppose it would be too obvious for the shy unkempt assistant to turn out be a cold calculating traitor. I guess that the 'real' Homura-chan was a paragon of purity and nobility."
>>26693485"Ah, but I'm NOT Homura now, am I? I am Chiaka Matsuda, nothing more, nothing less. Or some bullshit like that. Besides, I thought you'd be happy to see me. Ugh, Idols. I am curious, though. What would the real Homura do?"
>>26693519He's not going to show up for a while. When he does, he's a shota. And a good guy.Still pretty King of Heroes, though. Latest chapters of the manga have him wrecking all kinds of shit.
>>26693523Let's not do that. We will have to come back here eventually. We don't want to see Pinky pissed.
>>26693485[x] So what was the '"real" Homura like?
>>26693485[X] "Well sorry for not being real."
>>26693485[x] sigh sadly and say very quietly>sorry, I'm not Her. Offer greetings and compulsory "what up"
>>26693485[x] "I'm Chiaki Mastsuda, what do you expect me to do?"
>>26693536Maybe, I was thinking of that when I suggested it but I don't think it's going to be too bad. Pinky would be pissed if we said that but I don't see her doing anything to get back at us. I just wanted to give and alternative to all the "what would Jesu - I mean Homura do?". Then again, this is Pinky, maybe it's better to be safe than sorry.
>>26693115>Asuka the USC>Not Krauser or the American YuukaNein, fraulein
>>26693502this.completely and utterly this.
>>26693485"My Shield is full of guns from when I used to be this other person. Something tells me she wasn't quite what you make her out to be.""Who was I?"
>>26693485"This whole idol babysitting thing and cheshire cat reporters are getting real bothersome. I might be a bit on a paranoid side right now. Could you just hug me for a second. I mean without clawing my back." sigh "Not too hard at least."
>>26693485[x]"No time to talk, busy saving the world. Sorry."
>>26693598Alternatively, since I really just want this mission to be over and done with[X] I was curious and thought I'd drop by to say hi. Would make for a shorter conversation and allow this thing to finally move forward.
Guy, is this REALLY the time where we should talk to Pinky about our past? Like.. really?There is a concert where shit will probably hit the fan and you want to talk to her about the past now? Am I the only one has a concept of good and bad timing?
>>26693624We're in Timestop. Unless Chiaki runs out of it or Pinky decides to give us the boot, we can do this all day.
>>26693624We got all the time in the world now that we timestopped.
>>26693624I agree, beyond plesantries we have nothing to exchange. She might say something useful but we've got priorities man.
>>26693624Timeing isn't our strong point. Also it's kind of irrelevent when time is paused.
>>26693644This is one of the few times we've ever visited Pinky on our own accord, let's make the most of it.Also, she looks like she's about to launch into a tirade about our past anyways.
>>26693485[X] "I'm guessing the real Homura-chan didn't have to deal with protecting a mega-idol from rape-happy Yakuza members. Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong somehow."Then murmur "...The real Homura-chan probably used it to wear your panties on her head or something."
>>26693624I agree. Plus, being in a crowded room full of people isn't the time to potentially piss Pinky off, so we should be trying to get out of this as smoothly and quickly as we can.
>>26693624It's not like we have a choice now. We can't just off her now.Remember the plane incident.We HAVE to give her attention, otherwise she'll pout and kill everyone in the room.
>>26693658>Then murmur "...The real Homura-chan probably used it to wear your panties on her head or something."THIS!!!
>>26693665>otherwise she'll pout and kill everyone in the room.Man, character development really is hard.I mean - if we didn't get to like blueberry we might have as well given her a go now.
>>26693669Perish the thought. This isn't a CYOA.
>>26693485It's probably best we wander back to where we where standing while making small talk with Pinky. If we suddenly disappear and reappear behind Deepthroat from everyone else's point of view, it's only going to cause awkward questions.
>>26693743"Errr.... It's magic I ain't gotta explain shit!"
>>26693640>>26693641>>26693649>>26693657>>26693657Alright, since I unfortunately have to point out the obvious to the special needs children that need to be told to not to put their hands in a blender: - Pinky is not trustworthy- Pinky tends to be a bit unstable- Say/do the wrong thing and she eats our spleen- Getting our spleen eaten shortly before we supposed to deploy for actions would fuck everybodys day- Thus dealing with Pinky is an unnecessary danger to the mission we should avoidSure, we have all the time in the world except thats not the point if she decides to acupuncture our butt and it takes us our for several hours or even days.
>you were expecting a hot scoop, weren’t you? Well, it was probably just Sayaka-chan.Kyoujou better roll like Chou-yun Fat in a John Woo movie now.
>>26693743We just have to walk away from her while talking to Pinky. I know some people have problems multitasking, but come on.
>>26693758*takes us out of the action
>>26693758YES THANK YOU. I was just discussing how casually we're suddenly treating her and timestop with Hatguy and I'm glad we're not the only ones noticing this.
>>26693758Fuck you captain condescending. I'm aware of that, but she's the one who raised the topic in the first place. I belive, therefore, that if we ask politely we can get some information out of her. Though we should be careful to not push the questioning too far.
>>26693758This is assuming she'll let us cancel the timestop or blowing her off isn't a thing that will make us lose our spleen privileges.If you're going to be smug, at least look at all the angles first.
>>26693696>Not liking Hulk KyousukeYour taste is shit.
>>26693758>- Pinky is not trustworthyBullshit. When was the last time she lied to us?
I just had a thought. This conversation with pinky goes sour, and to everyone in the room it appears as if we were instantaneously slammed into a wall with several gruesome lacerations spraying blood everywhere..
>>26693758No need to get snippy about it, Pinky isn't completely insane. There's a method to her madness and if she were as hell-bent on killing us as you might say, she would have given us spleen surgery during the past few times. She helped Midori in Siberia, even.>>26693784This is what I'm saying, basically. Pinky's one of the few accessible sources to Chiaki's past, no matter how unreliable she is. Of course, being the insane hair-trigger bitch that she is, we'll have to tread carefully.
>>26693758I'm sure a good amount of us are bright enough not to say anything stupid as to compromise ourselves and the mission, right? RIGHT?...So said the guy that figured that three 1s in Bleach Quest weren't going to be that bad...and wound up with a nearly completely amputated hero as a result....But seriously, just so long as we're civil with her and don't push any wrong buttons, we should be fine.
>>26693784>>26693794Thats why we said Hi, give her a friendly weave and then get out ot there and do not ask about the past which could TRIGGER one of her violent moments. Just please look at the bigger picture from time to time, its not that hard.
>>26693831>quest with dice rolls>not even once
>>26693832Sorry but I simply disagree. I believe we can get something out of her if we're careful. I am aware there are risks, but if we always shy away we'll never get anything out of her ever.
>>26693813It's more that she leaves out a lot of the truth but yeah, I agree with you as I can't remember the last time she lied to her. Doesn't mean we should trust her though.
>>26693831>But seriously, just so long as we're civil with her and don't push any wrong buttons, we should be fine.Anything concerning our past and Homura IS one of the wrong buttons, something people seem blissfully unaware of for whatever reason.
>>26693832Well, she's about to launch into a lecture about that so we might as well milk that for what it's worth. At least. Asking anything else is going to take longer.>>26693868I honestly did not know that.>>26693867Treat her like Canon!Kyuubey then. Reading between the lines helps.
>>26693868She knows we have amnesia. Asking politely what we were like before shouldn't get too much of a reaction, at least not immediately.We might lose a few Pinky Points, though. I'm sure we have plenty to spare.
>>26693860This is why I said there is good timing and a bad timing what you just convientiely ignored and instead added an ALWAYS to it, to make your own argument not sound silly to yourself.
>>26693899And I think a moment when she raised it herself might not be such a bad time to do it.
>>26693899What would you consider as "good timing" then? As far as I can recall most of the times Pinky's come to visit, shit was hitting the fan hard.Apart from that trip to Siberia, but then Pinky was mad because we weren't visiting her often enough.
Did we get a report from Midori and Kyoko yet? I believe we wanted to talk to them about how their operation went.
>>26693868That button's been pushed m8. She's about to give us a lecture on WWHD.>>26693832And interrupting her when she's speaking won't trigger a violent moment? We're getting an earful regardless, so we might as well get something useful from it.
>>26693927No, they were on their way there when they passed by yesterday.
>>26693502 >>26693541You turn to glance at the pink-haired eldritchian horror residing inside your Shield. The real Homura-chan also probably didn't have to worry about nosy reporters and batshit insane Magical Girls with Golden Weapons, you reply. You also tastefully express your current dislike of idols, and your regret for taking this particular mission. But besides that, well - what would the real Homura-chan do, anyway?"See, I warned you to stay away from idols, right? Nothing but trouble, the lot of them. Especially that one over there!" Pinky points towards Ruri with a blood-tipped claw. "Everything about her screams 'I'm gonna screw up Homura-chan's relationship points with EVERYONE', from the tip of her fake blue-green hair extensions to her tacky boots. You take it from me, Homura-chan..." She wags that clawed finger at you, now. "Idols will be the death of you."She pauses here for a moment, before smiling. "Ah, what would the real Homura-chan do in this situation? Well...hnn..." The girl skips over to Noriko, frilly skirts bouncing with every step, and it's with a giggle that she prods the very center of the sweaty assistant's forehead. "One shot, right here. Probably point blank, with a pillow over her face if Homura-chan didn't want blood all over her costume!"...What."Oh, Homura-chan's pretty direct, you know! Super direct!" Pinky's grin is blood-pinked and sharp. "That's what I loved about her - she didn't care who it was or what their story were, if they were in her way or even annoying her, she'd do away with them, no questions asked! Sometimes, even if she just felt like it!" Another pause, here. "Ah, but Homura-chan now, the one standing in front of me, is kind of like that, isn't she?"No. Well, maybe, but--[1/2]
>>26693950"Here, come on, Homura-chan. Show me who you really are." You find yourself drawing the Golden Eagle from your holster - and with a leaden arm and a stone-cold grip do you aim the handcannon right into the hapless Deepthroat's face. The sweaty assistant still smiling, frozen in time, in the middle of reminding her brother to see her one chance at worldwide fame at some overblown concert."She's an obstacle, isn't she, Homura-chan?" Pinky's sweet whisper tickles your ear. "Just pull the trigger of the toy I gave you, and she'll die, just like that. Out of the way, permanently. And then the others, too. No one will ever know." A breathy giggle, the scent of sweet, sugary corruption filling your nostrils, ensnaring your senses.How do you react?
>>26693958[x] Slowly put the gun away."I'm not going to deal with this, Pinky. Not now, near the end of my mission."
>>26693958[x]I am not herI AM NOT HERIWILL NOTBE LIKE HER
>>26693958[x] Bop Pinky on the head."No. That would jeopardise the mission."
>>26693958[x]Put the gun down and put it back in the holster."I've still got a job to do, and killing her will just make it harder in the long run. I can't just reset everything if I screw up, you know."
>>26693958[x] Are you jealous, by any chance? [Lower the weapon]Pinky, pls. We have to conserve ammo for the real targets that will hopefully show up later.
>>26693958Try to lower the gun and end time stop. "Not now."
>>26693958Laugh. She's not an obstacle now, not one that would warrant the inconvenience of shooting. If Pinky wants entertainment, she'll have to wait a bit.
>>26693958Put a bullet through pinky's head. No srsly im getting really tired of having to deal with her. Tell her to go fuck herself an d to give back the memories she fucking stole from us.
>>26693958I don't care how bad it's going to look, GET THE FUCK OUT OF TIMESTOP!
Well I wasn't expecting that. No matter which side of the debate was right.>>26693958[x] Slowly lower gun.
>>26693958I missed you so much, Pinky. I missed you so much.[X] Lower the gun, and move back to your previous position. Remind her that your name is Chiaki Matsuda and leave timestop.
>>26693958[x]Turn the gun on Pinky, fire, and get the fuck out of timestop.Ain't nobody got time for that.
>>26693958[x] Drop the gun.Don't lower it, just let it fall to the floor. Less chance of Pinky manipulating us into just bringing it straight back up again.
>>26693950>>26693958[x]Point the gun at yourself.[x]"No. Things have changed. I have changed. I will save you and I won`t let anybody I care about die."Now where is the I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO-Reaction image when I need one..
>>26693958"I am not Homura. I am Chiaki Matsuda. And she is NOT an obstacle. Just some poor kid caught up in all this."Put the gun away."Well, great as was seeing you again, I do have a job to do."
>>26693958NoThat may have been me once, and probably will again in the futureBut it isn't me nowHolster the gun and resume time
>>26694023Come on now. You can't seriously say you expected it to go wrong in this way.
>>26693950Drop the gun. "I guess we aren't Homura after all.. Maybe we can never be her."
>>26693958[X] "No. She isn't an obstacle." Coupled with this:>>26694016I'd like to add "The old Homura-chan wasn't a very good girlfriend to you either." but I'm afraid that would piss her off even more. >>26694003That's the same level of HUE we had from GETFUCKED.>>26694033No, but he was expecting it one way or the other.
>>26694033Not the anon you're responding to, but I actually expected Pinky to kill or have us kill Ruri instead.Or maybe Sayaka because of how bitchy we were to Pinky in the flashback.
>>26694033I expect it EVERYTIME to go wrong when we deal with Pinky and so should you. This was a bad idea and now you even have even been [x]PINKYTOLD that it was a bad idea. I dont even know what bigger warning sign do you need?
>>26694045Actually, he was expecting impromptu surgery.
Our reacton asside, Is everyone else confused as hell as to why Pinky sees Noriko as an obstacle? Does she know something we don't?
>>26693958[X] "an obstacle? all I see is an awkward little girl trying her best to get by." force that gun to behave.
>>26693958[x] "Well l think you just want to see me all hot and insane. No room for that on a mission, you know. Certainly not right after confirming she's not an obstacle at all. I'd appreciate it if you played nice."
>>26694018>>26694003Uh, no. As bad as this may seem, shooting at her right now and telling her to get fucked would definitely be a bad idea. Just ask our green haired Calladous.
>>26694076We bought her a sammich.
>>26693958[x]"So she was direct with people who annoyed her?" Then proceed to forcibly turn shield.Us suddenly appearing in front of Deepthroat would confuse people, but us in front of a Deepthroat with her head blown open would alarm people
>>26694076>Applying logic to the insane
>>26693958[X] "Saving my bullets for deserving kneecaps."Put the gun away.
>>26694076She was playing off Chiaki's suspicion, I suppose.>>26694074Well, unfortunately we can't just shy away from Pinky. She practically lives in Chiaki's Shield and she can call us any time she damn wants. It's a really thin wire we're walking on.
[x] Bop Pinky on the head. "That would jeopardise the mission."-[x] Tease her some. "Are you jealous that I've been kind to her?"
>>26694004Lets not disappear on a maniac.How about something along the lines of pointing the gun down, then telling her you'll shoot something later.> You're Warmaster, you probably will.
>>26694113[x] I like this.
>>26693958>[x] this>>26693995Profesionalism, ho!
>>26694076Her pockets are full of golden spaghetti.
>>26693995>>26693958[x] I like this.
>>26694093>that picdid lol
>>26694113Maybe I was being a bit rash. But I don't know how to respond here. Talking to her at all seems like a bad idea since it seams she can fucking control us.Since it's all in the air anyway, we can be snide and say, "Should I say it was for the 'Blessed Lady' too? What would Madoka do in this situation?"
>>26694076Given that Noriko is related to a magical girl under our command, I think she wants us to kill her so as to undermine our own position. I mean, she could probably pick a more high profile target, like Ruri, but in the long term killing Noriko would probably be worse. That and Noriko is closest.
>>26694074This was very illuminating, shitlord. We can now confirm that as Girl A/Murderface we were essentially Akemi Homura as Pinky knows her. And that Homu a shit.
>>26694179I think it strikes a good balance between the more straight up 'no' answers and the teasing Pinky answers.
>>26694076That's probably because Noriko will be an obstacle. Yes, the less suspicion person will turn out to be the villain, or an important lackey, who could have guessed?It's cliche, yes, but then again, it's noir. YOu guys need to up your shadowruns.
>>26694194>shitlord>Homu a shitYou get the worst post in the thread award, congratulations!
>>26693995This. we professional now.
>>26694198Well, since it's Noir, and since she's not a suspect, we have to sex her up right? It's not Noir without gritty cynicism and sexual motivations.
>>26694198>>26694229We're not strictly Noir, so keep that in mind. There's different sub-genres for Noir too as far as I can see.
>>26694229>Sex with NorikoWe already needed to wash our hand after touching her the first time.I'm not sure there's enough in the sun fire to cleanse us if we did the dirty with her.
>>26694253I dread to think what her downstairs hygene is like.
>>26694194>We can now confirm that as Girl A/Murderface we were essentially Akemi Homura as Pinky knows her. This is news?
>>26693958[X] "You know, for someone who hates Homura-chan as much as you love her, you want me to copy her worst qualities. I'll sate your bloodlust later, on deserving targets."Drop the gun, cancel timestop if able.
>>26694265I think that was his point.
>>26694229B-b-but they are both girls.
>>26694180>What would Madoka do in this situation?Pinky absolutely hates Madoka with a passion. Did you miss how furious she was every time she had to deal with her earlier self in the Barrier?
>>26694305>dubOut of this quest. Now.
>>26694305This is how I imagine Sayaka sounds every time we talk to her.
HA HA TIME FOR PINKYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1t3fQSusIQ
>>26694224Akemi Homura is a terrible person in this universe.>>26694265Any little bit helps. Especially since our last mental hard reset made us a completely different person than baseline Homu.
>>26694307>Did you miss how furious she was every time she had to deal with her earlier self in the Barrier?She stomped her foot, nearly accidentally tore apart the Barrier with that small demonstration, and then cried on Midori. She was a bit messed up, yes.
>>26694358>She was a bit messed up, yes.Well, duh. Her complexes have quite literally the size of a moon.
>> 26694343I like this.
>>26694305So far in the closet she's halfway to Narnia.
>>26694305>>26694329Oh... oh heavens...That's TERRIBLE!
Gah, the spaces.
>>26694329Nyet. Reading it wouldn't have been as hilarious as hearing it.>>26694341Hard to picture that considering Kyouko.>>26694381Damn straight. >>26694358Yeah. Dealing with her is like a minefield. For the record, I wasn't part of the people who voted for asking about Homura.
>>26694381My sides have left the orbit.
>>26694407>Reading it wouldn't have been as hilarious as hearing it.My opinion of you is going down rapidly.
>>26694346>Any little bit helps. I'm more worried that you said essentially, like there was any doubt.>>26694307It's worth remembering the Godoka and Pinky are two different beings. Godoka being the white gown wearing blessed lady who imbued the GWs with her power. Pinky talked about how she hated her cowardly per-apotheosis self as well though.
>>26694307Yes, but Chiaki didn't. Maybe if we get her to direct her rage at us instead of Noriko, getting thrown against a wall in bloodly lacerations would be a halfway decent result. Or give her pause enough to lower the gun. I'm not aiming for the best possible scenario here anymore.Then again, the answer to the question can be, "Madoka would kill Mami to protect Homura without a second thought, so this girl is nothing."So yeh, I don't really think there is a fool-proof action in this scenario.
>>26694415>Godoka being the white gown wearing blessed lady who imbued the GWs with her power.>GWsMy brain automatically substituted the abbreviation with certain miniature company and my Shadowruns went through the roof for a second.
>>26694442You were not the only one, anon.
>>26694442>>26694455]When we get to the 1st officios lunar base we are told that their iwarmaster has been on a life support machine for a few years. It's a golden throne.
>>26694442>>26694455Sorry, typing golden weapons repeatedly is a little boring. I think we've got far to little information to go off here, in regards to the question of why Pinky wants Noriko dead. In my opinion it's just Pinky trying to fuck us over, and a sign we should avoid her for a bit. At least no one suggested we pull the trigger though
>>26694469And it's Deculture.
>>26694442>>26694455>>26694469We already have not-Kharn, Slaneesh in the Warmaster Hat and Tiny Pete. I would not be surprised if that was the case.
>>26694490Don't forget the Officios and the Meguca ranks.
>>26694478Some did suggest to shoot pinky though.Thats ridiculous.
>>26694415There's always reasonable doubt, but given what we know the pieces fit. First time Murderface woke up, she was ranting about Homu things. Golden shield Homu was a stone cold bitch in MidoriQuest. As was Girl A. Malal wanted to name Murderface Akemi Homura because she was a Madoka. Sayaka said we didn't give a rat's ass about collateral or civilians in the line of fire before.
To get back on topic, we all agree on pointing the weapon away from Noriko.Do we: GTFO Try to talk Pinky down.
>>26694506GTFO won it securely. Voting only lasts twenty minutes man, sorry.
>>26694481Ha ha ha!
>>26694506> Try to talk Pinky down.GTFO would just leave her mad. Plus is we talk her down we have a chance to walk back to where we were when we engaged time stop, avoiding the mess of suddenly appreaing in a different part of the room.
>>26694523The laugh is going to haunt us for the rest of our lives.
>>26694469>golden throne>GOLDENFUCK EVERYTHING!
>>26694521We're gonna have to deal with angry pinky later on.
>>26694542Probably worth it if we do it in a room where she can't just make us timestop cap a bunch of civvies for hues.
>>26694552If she really loses it, she might destroy this whole timeline.
>>26694493And Ahriman, Erebus, the time we pulled a bolt pistol from our shield, Kilgore and Ahriman ascending to daemon princes...
>>26694561Then Decu makes the sequel, Magic Girl Cyberpunk Quest: Now with even more shadowruns!
>>26694562And Tiny Pete.
>>26694578>more shadowrunsNope. Not possible.
>>26694589Tiny Pete was already listed.
>>26694600THERE ARE TWO TINY PETES NOW?OH GOD WHAT
>>26694600Yeah, well, umm.... He's so cool I listed him twice!
>>26694608Well there is Big Pete.
>>26694578Starting to fear for what Crimson will be like. They couldn't have that much shadowruns for a WWII quest, right?...right?
Guys, what if...
>>26694632Hitler was dead all along.
I see /tg/ is on a roll again.
>>26694632Martians have mind-control powers.
>>26694578Not necessarily Decu, but it's already been confirmed somebody is working on it and that it'll be starting when MGNQ ends.
>>26694654If I recall it'll be an AU anyway, though.
>>26694654But how can that be unless Decu already has an ending he's going to railroad us towards?
>>26693995 >>26693987 >>26694004 >>26694016You shake your head, and make to lower the gun, expecting the same force that had compelled you to aim it right at Noriko's face to stop you. Surprisingly, it doesn't, and you manage to shove the Golden Desert Eagle back into its holster without any issues. You also manage to let out the breath you'd been holding.And then, turning smoothly on your heel, you snap out with a hand and gently tousle Pinky's bangs with a gentle, but admonishing smack on the forehead."Wha...? OWW!" Pinky reaches up to cover her forehead, crimson tears welling up in her sunless eyes. "H-Homura-chan, that hurt! What did I do?!"...Making you aim your weapon at a poor, defenseless girl whose only fault is not bathing every day? Has she forgotten about that? And what's this about Pinky finding her to be an obstacle?"W-well...! You're the one using your Shield to snoop at what she's doing!" The teary-eyed eltritchian goddess points a claw at you.Right, but that didn't mean that you wanted to kill her. You just wanted to find something out. That's it. You don't think she's any kind of obstacle other than the sort you just step around or over. And if she turns out to be an obstacle, well - you'll deal with it after the mission, not right now, when you're so close to finishing it....Well, at least finishing half of it, but the point stands."I don't see why you have to wait, anyway," Pinky harrumphs, perching both gloved hands on her waist. "It's the perfect opportunity! The real Homura-chan wouldn't waste time at all--"Then you're probably not Homura-chan at all. Not the real one, anyway. You shake your head at her. And your name is Chiaki Matsuda, if she'd forgotten that too.[1/2]
>>26694711It's here that Pinky frowns, but then smiles again. "Haa~ I know what you're trying to do, Homura-chan, and no, it's not going to work. I know you're behaving inconsistently on purpose, right?" She giggles. "So I'd think you weren't the original, and get away from me! Well, if that's what you're thinking, then you've got another thing coming!"You barely had time to vocalize your puzzlement before she reaches up towards you with both hands, locking them behind your neck and pulling your face down to hers. Catching you in a full, taking kiss. The taste of blood and despair and a sticky, syrupy sweetness immediately hits you as a soft, warm tongue slips between your suddenly-slack lips. You're frozen for that exact moment, unable to move, unable to tear away, helpless in the insane goddess' gasp before she finally relinquishes you."Ahah...now I know you're the real one," Pinky giggles, licking her lips as you take a step back. Still tasting blood on your tongue. "You taste just like her!" Another giggle, before she points at you again, her sharklike eyes glinting with a malevolent light. "I'm not going to give up on you so fast, Homura-chan. You're not that lucky."You run your sleeve across your lips, in an attempt to get the feeling back into them as well as wipe away the blood you could still taste - when the pink-haired girl suddenly disappears. "You'll remember soon enough, Homura-chan, of who you really are!" Her voice echoes in your mind now. "And you'll come begging for me to take you back!"There's a sudden metallic crash, a grind of gears upon gears, and the world regains all color as time resumes once more. Pinky must have reset your Shield herself. Which meant--[2/3]
>>26694719"And furthermore, I--" Kyosuke says, back at the huddle that you left, his sentence cut off as the rest of the people in the room realize that you've suddenly disappeared and then reappeared halfway across the room. Standing in front of Deepthroat - who is, herself, looking as if she'd seen a ghost. Or ten ghosts, that's how pale she was. Looking up at you with complete and total fear."...Murderface?" Sayaka is the first to break the silence. "The hell are you doing? The meeting's here, not there. What're you trying to do, give her a heart attack?"In front of you, Noriko starts to cry. Just...sobbing into her hands and crying, her smartphone landing with a thunk on the thankfully-carpeted floor.Well. Fuck.How do you react?
>>26694615Who was a teleport homing beacon iircAlso really cute
>>26694719>PinkykissHA HA WHAT>>26694728[x] "Do not question the Warmaster's paranoia. You'll just make it worse."
>>26694719>I know you're behaving inconsistently on purpose, right?"Well, she is the one to speak...
>>26694728'Sorry Noriko. Had a demon on your head for a moment there. Don't worry, I took care of it. Everything's safe now.' then you pat her on the shoulder and pick up her cellphone for her. Also holster your gun obviously.You gotta ride this shit out. Make it your own. Everything will be fine. Keep a straight face.
I post this way too much.
>>26694728[x] Shrug and swish hair.You don't question the Warmaster, noobs.
>>26694728Fucking Pinky...[x] "I just wanted to ask her something. Guess i just moved to fast. Sorry Noriko."
>>26694728[x] "Sorry, thought I saw something. Turned out to be my paranoia overworking itself. Please, let's continue."
>>26694728[x] Act like nothing happened and get the meeting over with.
>>26694719Damn it Pinky why you so bonerific?
>>26694728[x]Just testing your level of readiness.You all failed by the way.
>>26694728[X] "Sorry, I was coming back from the bathroom. Didn't want to miss anything" *point at shield* "Kinda failed on me though. Keep going."
>>26694728I thought we were walking back to our original place.[X] "Thought I sensed someone eavesdropping." Shoulder pat Noriko. "It's okay. You're safe."
>>26694728[X] give her a tissue/handkerchief pick up phone and give it back "Thought I saw something, was probably nothing, sorry about that Noriko."
>>26694728ApologizeSay we needed to go to the bathroom and didn't want to interrupt the meeting but we dropped our time stop a bit early
>>26694779[x] Fucking this.
>>26694766This seems alright.
>>26694728[x]Salvage the Situation[x]"I-.. I just wanted to try out the whole M-Idol-Thing. "[x] Try not to spill your Spaghetti and put on your Coolface.
>>26694745>>Pinkykiss>HA HA WHAT
>>26694783>I thought we were walking back to our original place.Pinky deactivated the Time Stop to leave us in this position. She can do that, you know. The one power that made Girl A and Murderface one of the top Magical Girls in the world, is not ours to use freely.
>>26694728Pick up her handphone and put it back in her hand.Also take out that handkerchief that Mami always has us bring about and wipe Noriko's tears."I'm sorry, something felt off in the room. I needed to make a quick sweep. This was just the last place I ended up. I didn't mean to scare you."
>>26694791I don't want that going up on the chirpee.Downvote to the bathroom excuse.
>>26694766>In a position of power>Admit to your underlings, that you are in fact, paranoidThe people who voted for this are borderline retarded.
>>26694728[x] "I thought I sensed something. Must have been mistaken."pick up phone and give it back, then go back to our previous position.
>>26694822You forgot the verse.Paranoia is a good trait in this verse with all the shit that goes down.
>>26694822We ARE Murderface. Paranoia is a well-known part of the Murderface experience.
>>26694806[X]thisMust do damage control
>>26694728[x]awkwardly>Sorry. Time-space mechanism glitched out. Happens sometimes.Sit in your place. Act like nothing happened. PLEASE DO CARRY ON
>>26694851Since we gave up the booze and the pills, it's the only part. And getting slipped the tongue by eldritch horrors.
>>26694745>>26694802Has she shot you through the heart? Has Best Girl won again?
>>26694887No. She gives love a bad name.
>>26694806I actually kinda like this one too, so if this or some variation could be worked in?
>>26694822It is less than and more tipping our hand to the people we know are watching
>>26694806This. Just apologize and don't admit to paranoia, for fuck's sake.
>>26694728[x] >>26694806 Time for damage control indeed.
>>26694883You're forgetting the cigs. We still haven't given up the cigs (though we have cut back on them a bit).
Pinky's trying to unbalance us; next chance we get, we should counterattack. From the rear.If you know what I mean.
>>26694934But that's forbidden love!
>>26694887>>26694893She'll promise us heaven, but give us hell.
>>26694915That IS admitting to paranoia, it's just not using the word.
>>26694934Somehow it doesn't do anything for me without the black eyes and pinky-smirk.
>>26694934I understand completely.
>>26694934Lift up her skirt while mumbling out some reply?
>>26694887Akari~n > Pinky
>>26694943It's a world of magic. Something feels off? Check it out. Your life does depend on it.
>>26694944Eh, I'm sure a drawfag will fix it.
>>26694956God damn, anon.
>>26694956Damn, that was quick.
>>26694956I love this.
>>26694940This is how things should have really gone (if Pinky weren't mind controlling us).Also, does anyone else worry about the implications that Pinky can interfere with us? Wasn't our operation in Siberia supposed to counter this? I suppose it could of fone worse, but still..
>>26694958Right, so we're paranoid because it's a good survival trait.
>>26694956she just had a case of invisible time demons on the head. that we then took care of. with our magic. She'll be fine. everything is fine. stop crying. here is your phone. every thing is fine. pat pat.
>>26694893>Torn out my heart, and you're to blame>Pinky you give love a bad name
>>26694982You know it!
>>26694981>Wasn't our operation in Siberia supposed to counter this?It was only to allow us to use the Golden Weapons without them overwhelming us or completely corrupting us. It had nothing to do with Pinky's control over our Time Stop.
>>26694981>that picContext and sauce pls.I need this because of reasons.
>>26694728[x] Fucking this.>>26694771
>>26695010Sadly I hate none. Just Asian girls being cute. Especially the one on the left. It seems like some sort of stage play though. >>26694771Best option in this thread so far.
>>26694779This! Also, check to make sure blood is not on face. Blame as bloody nose?
>>26694983I know voting's over but this would be amazing. XD
>>26694771[x]this actually is the best, lets go with this.
Also the add at the bottom of the page just now was SAYA NO UTA. That is...disturbing in implication. O.O
>>26694988What's this from? Does anyone know who the artist is?
Anyone else just get tone whiplash? It seemed like shit just got serious, then we go to a bonk on the head.
>>26695049>getting nosebleed over Noriko>in broadcastOur reputation of Lewdface will be unerasable.
>>26695122I actually think that was probably a good way to deal with Pinky. If we play along with her anime bullshit she tends to be less destructively crazy and more regular type crazy.
>>26695094Calm down, anon.
>>26695094Mine says Tenga.How does chiaki give dick?
>>26695141I'm inclined to agree, I just hope that one day we don't overdo it. Personally every time I see someone say "hit/pat Pinky" I'm pretty against it, it just seems like a bad idea that's going to make her even angrier. So far so good though.
>>26695176She's a Futa of course
Sorry everyone, but I'll have to cut the thread early tonight. Weather's not cooperating very well, and the power may cut out.Thread hopefully to continue tomorrow, most voted action will be the starting post! Thank you everyone for your participation, and questions answered before I sleep (or when the power gets knocked out!)
>>26695176Magical penis spell.
>>26695158Well as eldritch abominations go, I prefer Pinky. But it seemed fitting is all.
>>26695192>Weather's not cooperating very wellWelp, the botched summoning DID send meteors to decu. D:
>>26695192>Need Pony tail chikuwa.We'll never see it. ;_;
>>26695192Thanks Decu, looking forward to the next thread tomorrow.
>>26695229It's on my to-do list. Just... keeps getting pushed back by other stuff. I'll try to get it done tonight though.
>>26695192Did we really scare Noriko so much?
>>26695247Talking to Noriko scares her. Noriko's basically a baby bunny.
>>26695247Ruriko is pretty savvy about Magical Girls, and by extension Noriko is too. Having Murderface suddenly appear in front of you, glaring down at you, is going to scare anyone!
>>26695192Was Noriko just a random victim of Pinky being Pinky, or was there a real reason she wanted us to off her?
>>26695192Do you happen to have a golden armchair/life support unit ?
>>26695261I have a feeling I sent my message to the wrong e-mail. Did you get it?
>>26695261So...what would have been her reaction if we still had the DEagle out?
>>26695192thanks for running.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Questthread has been archived, I apologize for messing up threads 122 and so on.
>>26695290She'd probably wet herself.
>>26695184>So far so good though.Same as playing Russian Roulette.The hammer's fallen on empty chambers so far, but our luck may eventually run out.And it's not like there's only one bullet in the drum; this is Russian Roulette where after each time, they take the gun away and put a random number of bullets in before giving it back.
>>26695276A random victim, really! She did infer that Chiaki was up to something, using her Timestop to look at her phone.>>26695286Hahaha!>>26695287Oh, I think I did! Sorry, there's just a lot of mail to look through! I'll get to it before tomorrow's thread!>>26695290She'd have made a mess of herself!
I keep forgetting, what exactly is the timescale of all the missions we did so far? Since quest is over a year old, my brain keeps imagining over a year passed, but wasn't pre-Siberia just a few days back to back?
>>26695326Ah yes, you probably WOULD have a lot of e-mail. Take your time then, and I'd like a response via e-mail.Also seems I was right about Noriko if the gun was out. She's to easy to read!
>>26695338I'd need to go over the threads, but yes, it hasn't even been a year. The most I would say would be a handful of months since the first thread, in-game time.
>>26695397>Implying you need to be Noriko to have a chance at wetting yourself if a teleporting murder queen suddenly appeared in front of you with a gun to your face.
>>26695406So Decu, will we ever have to go Witch hunting?
>>26695419Okay anime has now officially weirded me the fuck out.
>>26695421Definitely! They'll be unplanned missions, that pop up unexpectedly!
>>26695415>Implying she can put the gun to my face.That's the problem. I checked the graph, and I'm taller then Kharn. Would she even be able to reach my chin?
>>26695468HeheCan just picture tiny Murderface trying to glare at this really tall person while waving the gun around their chest
>>26695419Is it bad I want Pinky to do this to us without panties?
>>26695525well, being that tall is just asking for a nutshot
>>26695537Not bad. Kind of silly, though.
>>26695537Hey, if that's what floats your boat.
>>26695525I doubt she will ever get to that level of moe though.>>26695540Would she be that cruel to take a mans pride? Actually, probably.
>>26695577It does. Mostly by keeping the mast raised.
>>26695452Where are the saintsYou said there would be Pleiades Saints Decu
>>26692562Lord Licorice isn't very... -active- in his maintenance of the archives.And I don't think I've ever seen him actually fix something except downvote-spam-bots.
>>26696849he also likes deleting stuff