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>>26590015
BANZAI!
By which I mean wrestle her into the tank

>>26590015

Eat the first water balloon.

Then RETURN FIRE

>>26590015
Dodge one shot, then drift behind her and-
Wait, wrong episode

>>26590015
One last charge. For glory or death awaits.

>>26590015
Accept the inevitable

>>26590047
Yes, let's escalate this into the physical. Close-combat water fighting.

Because it's escalated this far, might as well take it all the way. Bonus points if we get to suplex something.

>>26590015
take the hit, but keep marching on her postion. then GRAB HER (and the fluffy one in the other hand) and drag her away. fuck the water ballons!

>>26590077
ONE LAST CHARGE!
FORTH, EORLINGAS!

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>>26590015
Charge her headfirst for point blank water balloon delivery

>>26590138
NO! we (i.e. the shirtless wet and ripped boys) grab the girls and... hug them until their minds shut down from the beef cake over load.

Soo....

chances of making it to Yukari's place in this session?

>>26590138
And since it's our tank we know the interior.
Wait, would Rose still be in there?
Fuck it #yolo

>>26590208
Somewhere between 0 and 100

>>26590208
the only thing we're really sure of is going 150% retard if not higher.

>>26590208
Nope. We finish up the water fight here, then clean up in the next thread, choose our clothes in the third, walk with interruptions in the fourth, and then we finally arrive at the end of the fifth.

Also, voting for SUPLEX

>>26590015
Miho, looks like this hanger ain't big enough for the both of us.

martial trance Miho is scary

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>>26590015
time for TONKS! and beefcake!

>>26590015
>Tackle her to the ground before she can balloon you and hit her point blank with your balloon

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>>26590242

>surplexing a garupan

>>26590015

RETURN WATER FIRE

No physical raep

>>26590269
...I need to actually watch or read Girls und Panzer, so I don't have to ask stupid questions... or learn about tanks, that would help too.

Ok, A) Are those the Oorai tank crews? And B) Why does the dark green one on the right only have one girl in it?

>>26590268
that is until we hug her so her face in right onto our pecks. que brain melt down. repeat until all oppostion is quelled.

>>26590318
the pic is a mix of oorai and other team's tanks. most of them ARE oorai but 3 of them are not.

>>26590318
That's the Italian tank commander of the series. Italian tanks are shite, so barely a minute is devoted to showing how Oorai soundly thrashed them. She's the only Italian tanker we ever see.

>>26590319
An easily-disarmed weapon is still terrifying in action

>>26590342
she got a ton of screen time in the manga however. if you can hunt them down, it's a good read and adds to the anime.

>>26590015
Bring it into CQC, also
>suplex

>>26590356
I've been meaning to read the manga ever since I binged the series. If anybody can point us to it that'd be radical

>>26590356
I don't think I want to spend time reading an entire match about Italians retreating.

>>26590015
“
War. War never changes.
Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the soaking power of balloons and hoses, water has been spilled in the name of everything: from God to justice to simple, psychotic rage.

In the year 2013, after millennia of armed conflict, the destructive nature of man could sustain itself no longer. The world was plunged into an abyss of endless moistness and never dry shirts.

But it was not, as some had predicted, the end of the world. Instead, the war was simply the prologue to another watery chapter of human history. For man had succeeded in soaking the world - but war, war never changes.

>>26590355
we must show to the girls WE are more powerful weapons and must submit to us. this is to hopefully end the waifu wars in the quest. for now anyway.

>>26590403
I think we underestimate Miho's conditioning

>>26590387
they didn't retreat. infact, the truth of it, they DID put up a good fight with good use of terrian and tatics to make up having shit tanks. i read it myself and the manga IS cannon.

>>26590403

what are you on about?

Only waifu is fluffy.

>>26590393
liek dis if u cri everytiem

>>26590431
It's a joke, lad. Italians are to retreating as the French are to surrendering.

>>26590417
that is way i say we need to rush her and give her a full face of beefcakeness to make her panties as wet as we are. that can shut her down!

and for god's sakes! BlackJack QM has dropped some hints that serious pairing is going to happen! let's get this over with and someone on WoT kick QM's butt so he can post now!

>>26590485

No.

>>26590447
true, fluffy is our waifu, but sacrifices need to be made at times. the Miho has to be brought down.

i am not opposed to being the Alpha Male here and have fluffy and miho all over us as the MC.

>>26590504
why?

>>26590529

But the miho has already lost the water battle. Only the body is still reacting. Once the full garupan might is brought to bear, anglerfish will fall.

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>>26590417

>>26590485
>>26590529

The harem option isn't a viable option in this verse. That just causes drama.

Hail Fluffy!

>>26590623
But Miho needs some sweet lovin' too!

>>26590654
And Oreo!

>>26590623
Don't think of it as the harem option.

Think of it as establishing ourselves as Alpha. Ya gotta reign in those wild wolves early, or they might forget their place.

Also, because it would be adorable to end the terrible, despoiled war with a hug rather than a loud crash. We must squelch it with sweetness.

>>26590684
Didn't one of the first-years have a boyfriend before she got into senshado?

>Remember how you used to play basketball? Time to show Miho how Americans slam dunk something. Use your well honed b-ball agility and situational awareness to dodge fire as you close in for the kill.

>>26590077
We die heroes deffs

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>>26590654
>>26590684

Then we pair them up with someone else. Patrick is still free and easy but I thought the plan was to hook him up with automotive prez.

We're not going to be able to pair everyone one.

>>26590716
Yes, causing Saori to be very depressed.

>>26590684
Can never have too much Oreo.

>>26590742
>Finish Miho with a CHAOS DUNK

>>26590751
Roy was mentioned as being our history guy right? And he is the one seeing a girl we don't know the identity of right? Perhaps she is one of the History Club members.

>Oh, the GuP manga's just sitting there on magafox ok
>start reading it
...huh

>>26590623
i did not say harem. but it is obvious that Miho might really like Russel as well as the Fluffy. having two girls go after our MC is fine for now. we can work this out later.

on the other hand, if Anzu is smart. she could work this up as "win the tournament girls and we'll be able to bring in more beefcake!"

if THAT can't modiavte them. she can also tell them truth if we lose.

>>26590835

>having two girls go after our MC is fine for now. we can work this out later.

The love triangle is the biggest shitstorm you can bring into a sport team.

>>26590835

If we just pick 1 we're NTRing the other. Be a bro and have 2 girlfriends, for their own good. We can all be together in some weird 3 way relationship.

>>26590835

That is going to screw the team over.

Yukari won't be affected too much since shes the loader but the micromanagement field commander distracted by matters of the heart?

Oorai is going to lose.

>>26590908
That's not how real life woorrrkkssss!

>>26590929
We've been shirtless for this entire war and Miho has not faltered.
Do not underestimate her resolve in combat

"Commander!" Miho speaks with uncharacteristic loudness. "Don't you see? This is what we were born for..." You turns and gestures to the battlefield below, dampened and soaked highschoolers spread about the hanger, some even making half-hearted attempts to continue the water war.

You struggle to the top of the turret, standing over her shorter frame. "What do you mean?" You say, cautiously watching her every move.

She turns and you notice a look in her eyes. "War... Conflict... Battle... This is our purpose, commander. We're drawn to it, you and I, no matter how we avoid it." She looks into your eyes. "Its destiny..."

>"What are you talking about?"
>"I never tried to avoid it..."
>Soak her.

>>26590956

Neither is boys going to an all girl school, or tanking as a girl's sport.

>>26590962

Shes not going to be so storic if shes competeting with fluffy for russel's attention.

>>26590974

>Soak her.

Shes gone off the deep end.

BRING HER BACK

>>26590974

Soak her.

ITS A DISTRACTION.

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>>26590974
>Soak her.
Point blank soaking.

>>26590974
SNAAAAAAAAKEEE

ITS NOT OVER

NOT YET

>>26590974
Damn Nishizumi, you scary
>Soak her

>>26590974
>Tackle her while she is monologuing

>>26590905
>>26590908
>>26590929
alright, you do make some good points. alright. Keep our Fluffy one as our 1#, but maybe just do this for her to help Miho's PTSD and help her (and maybe the REST of the tank crews) unwind)

on a hindsight. the beefcake show might help tip the Auto club to offically throw in with the Tank club and help bring the mighty Tiger P into play!

>>26590974
>soak her
followed by
>CQC A.K.A. Shirtless grapplans

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>>26590974
>>"I never tried to avoid it..."
>>Soak her.
WHAT CAN POSSIBLY GO WRONG

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>>26590974
>"You drew first blood Miho, not me. You should have known not to push it, should have known I'd give you a war you wouldn't believe."

>>26590974
>Soak her.

But not right away. Let her monologue for a good while, then we fill up the barrel full of water.
And when she's done, dunk her in to get her out of ... whatever it is she's experiencing right now.

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>>26590974
>>"I never tried to avoid it..."
>>Soak her.
RED SUN OVER PARADISE

We broke her, guys.

What if we've broken everyone?

>>26591086
Then we have built a new Valhalla.

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>>26591086
>Shiho's face when

>>26590974
>"I never tried to avoid it Miho"
THEN
>Soak her.

>>26591030
NOTHING
NOTHING CAN GO WRONG HERE

LET'S TAKE THIS TO THE CONCLUSION OF EVERYTHING

>MFW MC and Miho storm the rest of the school, in a day of endless soaking that shall never be forgot

>>26590974
>Soak her.
No breaks in war. Press the advantage.

>>26590974
"I never tried to avoid it. I knew what I was coming into. My mind is clear. My resolve is unwavering. And while you may have started this war..."

*Moves and holds balloon over her head*

"...I...WILL...END THIS!"

*Dramatic slow-mo drop as it falls and breaks over her head*

>>26590974
>"What are you talking about?"
then IMMEADLY this
>Soak her.
"You are not Maho!"
>Soak her again
"You are not your Mother!"
>Soak her once more
YOU ARE MIHO! you wanted to prove to one and all that this tankery is not about fighting and killing like real battle is! But to prove that Tankery is to improve the character of the ones who do it!

(i hope i am not over doing this)

>>26591125

Pretty meta bro

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>>26590974
>>Soak her.
"BLITZKREEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIG"

>>26591125
meta as fuck bro

>>26591125
you realize in character we know nothing about her or the rest of her family, right?

>>26591125
I'm pretty sure that at this point Miho hasn't ever mentioned her family once to us

>>26591143
>>26591152
>>26591154
hive mind>>26591162

>>26591149
Is that an entire team of ELC's?

>>26591125
But don't you see? That is the difference! Maho lives to win, but Miho? Win or lose doesn't make any difference with her--only the battle itself.

>>26591143
not exactly. we were told about Miho's family situation and all. it's not like we're complely in the dark about it. i just wanted the MC to make an attempt to reach out and fix the lingering doughts in Miho's mind. i still think she has some PTSD from back in being in black forest tanking.

>>26591162
Not that guy, but Chono did metion them when we were eating some tank cake with her

>>26591149

Is that a fuckton of ELCs... racing?!

>>26591167
yes. yes it is.

such battles are the most glorious things a man can see

>>26591173
No, Maho is driven to win in the classical Nishizumi-ryu.

Miho thinks on the wild chaotic scale of things instead, and approaches tactics from unconventional angles.

>>26591197
*Chouno

>>26591188
We know her mother is quite severe, but thats about it bro.

>>26590974
When does she go full BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD HULKS FOR THE HULK STOOL

>>26591197
Remind me which thread that was?

>>26591149

Are there races with the Hellcats?

>>26591164
yep.

even if our QM over rule this option. what MIho just said isn't healthy. it's like she's contracting battle lust. we HAVE to stop this mind set RIGHT NOW!

Guys? Is Miho broken?

>>26590974
>"You're right. About me, I mean. After the match, I always figured I could walk off the battlefield and into a normal life. But here I am, surrounded by death, arguing philosophy with a schoolgirl. I told myself this was about justice. About protecting the weak. But I was wrong. I learned young that crushing your enemies felt good. Really good. In Oarai, my friends, my crew... They helped me forget the devil inside. But who am I kidding? I was born to kill. The bit about my tank, that "means of justice" stuff? I guess I needed something to keep "The Ripper" in check when I was knee-deep in bodies. But you, all this, is a wake-up call to what I really believe. What I really am. What I'm saying, is that Jack is back."
>Then soak her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULQgMntenO8

>>26591254
14

>>26591197
>>26591254
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Girls%20und%20Panzer

for those who want to catch up on the GuPQ threads

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>>26591294
danke

>>26591264
It's unhealthy, but we don't really know HOW unhealthy it is. As far as we know, she's just gotten into it - Maybe more than we expected, but seriously, it's watersports not war, no matter how seriously we take it.

In other words, this could be the best time ever to find out about her little bit of crazy, so that we can actually do something about it later on. Because a dry... um, wet-fire exercise is a lot better than finding out during tank drills.

>Not wanting a yandere tank valkyrie Miho
are you people gay or something?

Quoting from thread 14

>"Well, from what I heard her family basically disowned Miho because she lost." You say bluntly. The duality there hadn't made sense since you'd heard it.

Ami sighs. "Listen, when I said the Nishizumi school was a driving force in helping senshado, I was telling the truth- the women of that school are incredibly driven individuals and very helpful but..." She looks at you. "They are also perfectionists. They practice senshado not for the sake of fun or even for competition, thought they are always competative. They look at senshado as a way of purging weakness from themselves, of becoming..." She stops, midsentence. "They want perfection- strength, determination, discipline." She laughs a bit. "Sometimes I think they wish they were tanks themselves."

"So they thought Miho was weak?" You say incredulously. "On the fly, she was able to recruit an opposing tank to not only stop attacking her, but help ambush my tank. And it damn near worked." You bang your hand on the table. "If I'd had to go up against anyone half as good as her back in the states..." You say, trailing off. "And it was with two first-day amateur crews."

"I understand and agree with you completely, but the Nishizumu school- especially Miho's mother- don't want great. They want steel-smooth perfection." She looks out the window. "Unfortunately, her mother didn't believe Miho measured up."

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>>26591349
I would rather the Archpriestess of the old ones

>>26591349
Yandere a shit. Worse than poorly-executed tsundere.

>>26591349
no, we are mostly Fluffy one fanatics.

but we might (if our QM feels demented enough) to have a yandere tank valkyrie Miho anyway.

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guys Miho is a robot it all makes sense

>>26591422
Why are there Pokeballs in her eyes?

>>26591422
>Nishizumi-domo! Saori-san was knocked out! should we use our magic medpack on her?
>No, save it for someone important

>>26591456
Like I said, robot

>>26591408
I'd rather have a tank viking Yuzu.
Or something.

But that's just my 2 reichmarks

>>26591487
Wait. Now that I think about it, that sounds a helluva lot like Momo. Possibly.

I keep meaning to give this a read.

It's you lot's fault every single damn time I see this quest or see the show or tanks mentioned goddamn Katyusha pops into my head. Thanks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=preEB840TXs

>>26591590
Same here. Except it's the British Grenadiers March

>>26591655
Ever since this show, I looked up many a march and my now my favourite is the March of the Luftwaffe. I don't know its name, only the name of the YouTube video.

While we are on the topic of marches
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4kd_ONt7ZE

>>26591677
Specifically this video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1teoC2aMVtY

Stop fucking around in an ELC Blackjack, and post already!

>I need to get one now dammit.

>>26591859

What's his tonks name again?

>>26591859
Do it, you won't regret it.

>>26591859
>>26591895
just kill him guys so he'll post already!

>>26591900
But that means I need to go back to the AMX 40 and grind out 16k or whatever! I have enough tanks to work on! and I want to unlock the KV-3 before anything else!

Your eyes drill into her. "I never tried to avoid it, Miho." You take a step forward, concealing the water balloon. "I came here to fight a war. But war is more than just fighting." You gesture down to the bodies littering the hanger floor. "Its friends, Miho! Memories and shared struggles. It's the people down there in the tank next to you!" You take another step towards her.

She turns, looking down. "That... That is not the Nishizumi Wa-" She never finishes her sentence- you nail her in the back of the head with your waterballoon. She drops hers.

"Classic misdirection." You say with a grin, climbing down off the top of the turret. "Classic."

>Where's Rose and Roy in all this anyway?
>Check up on the Mechanics- how is the Excelsior doing?
>We've still got things to discuss with Anzu.

>>26591993
>>Where's Rose and Roy in all this anyway?

>>26591993

>We've still got things to discuss with Anzu.

I think we owe her cake for the attack.

>>26591993
>Check up on the Mechanics- how is the Excelsior doing?
>We've still got things to discuss with Anzu.

>>26591993
>Where's Rose and Roy in all this anyway?
If they watched us nail Miho right there from the turret that'd be great.
On a related note, a brother-sister pair cleaning the inside of a tank is kawaii as fuck.

>>26591993
>Where's Rose and Roy in all this anyway?

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>>26591993
>Where's Rose and Roy in all this anyway?

>>26591993
>Where's Rose and Roy in all this anyway?

Sneaky buggers. Where were they when we we fighting for honor and dignity?

>>26591993
>"That... That is not the Nishizumi Wa-"
Aw. Wasted an opportunity to unravel her past and "deprogram" her. Oh well.

>Where's Rose and Roy in all this anyway?
Don't tell me they got roped into filming what happened to get back as us?

>>26591993
>Where's Rose and Roy in all this anyway?

>>26591993
>Check up on the Mechanics- how is the Excelsior doing?
A chance to hang out with garupans other than Yukari? Yes. Yukari is awesome, but she's like the only girl who gets screentime.

>>26591993
>Where's Rose and Roy in all this anyway?
i find the lack of those 2 worrisome. but unless we call them up or they show up, we'll not find out right now.

SOOOOoo...
>Check up on the Mechanics- how is the Excelsior doing?
see how our new tank is coming along. (probably not my much, i bet the auto club was watching the mayhem and not working)
AND after that
>We've still got things to discuss with Anzu.

i am sure we still have a few things to talk about.

>>26591993
>Ask Miho what she was on about back there.

>>26591993
>Where's Rose and Roy in all this any- Oh god!!

Duck and roll! Sniper goddess is on the loose!

>>26592079
yea. about that past. that should be one of the things to bring up with Anzu and Ami. this is a concern that needs to be adressed, and soon too.

oh god, this whole thing was a set up just so Anzu could film us! use it as propaganda to recruit and motaivate the students! She got Roy and Rose to be the camra crew!

>>26591993
>Check up on the Mechanics- how is the Excelsior doing?

>>26592147
um, i don't think so. Rose is smart enough not to get into a water fight.

>>26591993
>>Check up on the Mechanics- how is the Excelsior doing?

Maybe our paying back the Auto Club may come sooner than we thought

>>26591479
Every game ever.

>>26591993
>Check up on the Mechanics- how is the Excelsior doing?
>We've still got things to discuss with Anzu.

>>26591993
wait....
WAIT A SEC!

did we just show Miho the basic tactic to use agienst Maho in the final battle?

Black Jack should post

>>26592751
I second

>>26592751
BLACKJACK! POST OR THIS THREAD WILL DIE!

>>26591993
>>Check up on the Mechanics- how is the Excelsior doing?

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>>26591993
>>Check up on the Mechanics- how is the Excelsior doing?
EXCELSIORRRRR!!!!

>>26592751
damn it blackjack! post already! WoT isn't that important!

>>26592851
>dat inexplicable 90-degree plate right on the centerline

British tanks were rolling deathtraps

>>26592882
The Excelsior is, afaik, fairly well-armored.

>>26592882
yea, the brits have shitty designers for tanks back then.

>>26592881
You are objectively wrong.

>>26592882
You mean the exact same one the Tiger had?

>>26592959
And guess what happened when enemy tanks got within 500 meters?

>>26592904
>shitty designers
>Valiant tank
Yeah

>>26592903
Around 110mm at the front. While it won't stand up to the heavier guns, stuff like the Sherman's 75mm won't penetrate it at range.

>>26592968
They flanked it and shot it in the side where the armor was thinner?

>>26592944
i am not wrong. he can game all he wants on WoT after he finishes a thread. we are getting less and less done in here because of it. i fear BlackJack will choose to drop this thread and game instead. i don't want such a good quest thread die like that.

>>26592995
They frontally penned it with the 85mm D-5T, the 90mm M1A1, or the 76mm QF17pdr

So do you think we'll have the battle with Anzio as a footnote in this quest?

>>26593065

Honestly if he'd rather play WoT than run this I don't even know why he does in the first place.

You walk past Miho and give her a pat on the back as you hop down off the front of the turret. "Great speech, by the way!" You say with a smile. "That entire opening ambush? Blaming it on Anzu like that? Perfect!"

She still looks a bit shocked. "But..."

"The mechanics are working on the Excelsior!" You say as you slide down the front of Black Jack to the ground. You turn and offer to help her down. "Want to come look it over with me?"

She sits down and looks off into the distance. "War..."

>"C'mon Miho! Let's go!"
>She'll sort herself out on her own...
>Other

>>26593106
>"C'mon Miho! Let's go!"

>>26593106
>She sits down and looks off into the distance. "War..."
hrngh.
>"C'mon Miho! Let's go!"

>>26593106
>>She'll sort herself out on her own...

>>26593106

>"C'mon Miho! Let's go!"
>Grab Yukari

With their Powers combined, Miho will not be able to WAR

>>26593106
>"C'mon Miho! Let's go!"

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>>26593106
...You alright there? Miho?

Helloooooo?

>>26593106
>>Other
>War has changed

>>26593106
>>"C'mon Miho! Let's go!"
EXCELSIOR!!

>>26593106
>"C'mon Miho! Let's go!"
add to this
>Other
we have seen the 1000 year stare before form her. gather the crew around her and help snap her out of it before a full blown flashback kicks in!

>>26593121

[x] Do it

She'll not be able to resist the "Nishizumi-dono~<3" of yukari

>>26593100
I'm really hoping Blackjack does a random roll to decide on which schools face each other in the tourney.

Include places like the Anzac school or the Canadian school or the Czech school for extra randomness.

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>>26593136
"War... War never changes."

>>26593153
was there a kanuck and czech school at all?

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>>26593098
The Excelsior was designed in 1942. The 17-pdr didn't even exist yet, and the D5T and M1A1 were still just towed anti-aircraft guns that had never been mounted on a tank.

>>26593106
>"It was just a water fight."

>>26593106
>"C'mon Miho! Let's go!"

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>>26593106
>"C'mon Miho! Let's go!"

>>26593121
>>26593149
yes, the fluffy one can help us with the Miho!

>>26593166
No, but why can't we have them?

Maybe even face off against another school which doesn't have a theme.

I reckon it's the best way to break out from the original storyline.

Also, the Australian in me wants to see some Sentinels kicking ass.

>>26593100

I'm hoping Anzu whores out BlackJack to Darjeerling and Co so that we face Kuromine with them.

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>>26593106
>She sits down and looks off into the distance. "War..."
War never changes.
>"C'mon Miho! Let's go!"

>>26593121
>"C'mon Miho! Let's go!"
>Grab Yukari
Seconding this.

I got to say, I hope that in 4 years when we reach the final episodes in this quest, that when the Maus appears, we one shot it with HVAP as soon as the match starts

>>26593106
>"C'mon Miho! Let's go!"
>Grab Yukari

>>26593237
You have no idea of what slow progress is. BFQ took 126 threads to go a couple months out of seven years.

>>26593106
>"C'mon Miho! Let's go!"
WE WILL FLY A RAINBOW COLORED BIRD INTO CHANGING IT!!!

>>26593237

MGNQ just finished day 1 of a 4 day mission.

Day 2 is not expected to be completed before 30 threads are over.

>>26593288
yes but shit actually happened at a decent pace, threads also achieved more than 1.98 words a minute...

>>26593288
>>26593304
you forget it took us like 4 threads to put on a shirt...

>>26593237
SWQ will resume before then.

>>26593306
Agree

Bj should either write bigger posts, or write more frequent smaller posts.

I don't know how it's physically possible to write like four sentences over a whole hour, even including the buffer time for voting

>>26593106

>C'mon Miho! Let's go!

And so Russels remained oblivious to Miho's PTSD breakdown.

>>26593332
he used to write like 6-8 sentences a post...

>>26593326
SWQ ain't resuming until fapangle finishes AWIY which is no where near done, despite his insistence he is looking to finish it soon, so far he can't even update that once a month...

>>26593166
The full list of sixteen schools, translated from the shot we get of the tournament bracket is:
1. Viking Marine High School
2. Koala Forest Academy
3. Pravda High School
4. Bosporu High School
5. Maginot Girls' College
6. Anzio High School
7. Saunders University High School
8. Oarai Girls' Academy
9. BC Freedom Academy
10. Saint Gloriana Girls' Academy
11. Yogurt Academy
12. Waffle Academy
13. Black Forest Peak Girls' College
14. Chihatan Academy
15. Blue Division High School
16. Continuance High School

So, just taking stabs at 'em...

1. Either Denmark, Norway, or Sweden, because Vikings.
2. Australia, or possibly ANZAC, because Koalas.
3. Russia, we see 'em in the show.
4. Greece, the Bosporan kingdom was located in modern day Greece and Turkey.
5. France, the Maginot Line.
6. Italy, we see 'em in the show.
7. The Back To Back World War Champs, we see 'em in the show.
8. A mixture of everything, it's Oarai.
9. Canada, BC is the traditional abbreviation for British Columbia.
10. UK, we see 'em in the show
11. Turkey, because yogurt comes from Turkey.
12. Belgium, because waffles.
13. Germany, we see 'em in the show.
14. Japan? Maybe? The Chi-Ha was a Japanese tank, and "Chi-Ha-tan" sounds like how the Japs would name a moe anthropomorphic version of it. I'm really stretching to try and figure this one out.
15. Spain, the Blue Division was a Division of Spanish volunteers in the German forces during WWII.
16. Finland, because Continuation War

>>26593350
Look up there's the joke flying above your head.

>>26593167
Actually, Design work for the 17pdr started in 1940/41 and the whole thingg was essentially complete by '42.

Enough so that the Australians were aware if it's specification and prototyping tanks capable of mountinh it in late '42.

>>26593121

[x] this

>>26593374
I was aware of said joke, was merely commentating on how unlikely it was for BJ's spiritual liege to return in a timely manner

>>26593365
Why just British Columbia? I mean, we have the Eastern Provinces. Why not them?

>>26593426
Because that would get Quebec all on our national stereotypes

>>26593426
It's probably the whole country. I mean Germany is more than JUST the Black Forest after all.

>>26593365
Chihatan was apparently the school that was roflstomped by Black Forest in the first round. IIRC the tanks looked to be Japanese.

>>26593365
God dammit BJ you gotta make the match ups random I will love you forever if you do.

>>26593448
I know, but I'm just wondering why just singling BC out instead of choosing something that represented the whole country. Not that I'm complaining or anything.

>>26593468
Because it's Japan, and BC is the closest to them.

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>>26593365

What kinda tanks would be on a Greek team or a Belgian team? Hell, what sorta tanks would we see on a Turkish team? And of course we've already spitballed a bit on what the ANZAC team would have.

But can we at least all agree that the French team's ELC AMX would have a speed freak driver who loves drifting and pulling off Dukes of Hazard-style jumps?

>>26593468
space filler I bet.

>>26593514
The ELC AMX is from 1955. A decade too late to be allowed by Senshado rules.

Right. You think Miho's taking this a bit too seriously. "Yukari!" You shout. "Little help?" You glance over and the once-still body of Yukari jumps to its feet immediately. She is also soaked to the bone- a combination of several hoses, waterballoons and three barrels of water. (Poor girl just always seemed to be around when you guys tipped one of those off a tank, or from the rafters.)

"Yes, sir!" She says with a salute as she comes and grabs Miho's arm. "C'mon, Lady Nishizumi! The war's over!" She says gently.

You take Miho's other arm, putting a comforting arm around her. "Exactly- we're going to see the new tank!" You say comfortingly. "Together!"

Miho smiles. You turn and look over at Yukari, remembering something. "So wait, what happened to you guys being all freaked out about hot guys in wet t-shirts?" You ask as you head over towards the quiet corner of the hanger where the mechanics had pretty much ignored the water war happening.

Miho laughs a bit. "We wanted a good opening to soak you guys for winning this morning. So we acted flustered and let you draw conclusions from it..." You stop in your tracks. "It was all a ruse, commander. Like me acting shell-shocked right now."

And thats when the attack comes- not from the front, but from the rear, from a sleepy Garupan you didn't even realise was part of the battle.

>"Et tu, Mako?"
>"But... why?"
>Other.

>>26593594
>>"Et tu, Mako?"

>>26593594
>>Other.
"Well played! Remind me to never get on your bad side, MIho!"

>>26593594
Oh hey, he only took 40 minutes this time.
>"Et tu, Mako?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZjLDgOns54

>>26593514
Turks used a combination of Vz. 38 variants (known as the 38 (t) in Germany), Soviet BT tanks, and then eventually T-34s.

Greeks, dunno. Belgians probably use Frenchy tanks.

>>26593594
>>"But... why?"
>>What kind of tactical Geni- MMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>>26593594
>Other.
Overly dramatic death time.

>>26593594
>Other
>"I'm glad you're on our side, Miho"
bitch be crazy

>>26593594
>Wet hugs.

Payback!

>>26593594

>"Et tu, Mako?"

cue Russell asking Yukari later: 'so you were only faking that?'

INCOMING SPAGHETTI

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>>26593594
>"Et tu, Mako?"

>>26593594
>>"Et tu, Mako?"

Then fall, Russels!

>>26593594
>pout for a bit. Then ask why.

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>>26593594
>"Et tu, Mako?"
>Other.
I thought love was a mortal affair?

>>26593714
Oh gods.
The Finnish school are going to have a busty redhead who is VERY forward about being sexually attracted to Russels, aren't they?

>>26593594
Turn to Yukari, "So does this mean you don't want to see The Beast later?

>>26593768
Seconding

>>26593714
Can... Can we have a Harem anime where the MC and harem crew a Tank/Ship/Space Freighter/etc together yet?

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>>26593670

>Russel somewhat relived, somewhat disappointed
>Reflustered yukari spouting tank facts and running away

>>26593805

She won't be able to run away if we keep her pinned against the wall and flash a dashing, FREEDOM-fueled quarterback smile!

>>26593768

Heh I like it

>>26593594
>>26593768

>So does this mean you don't want to see The Beast later Yukari?

>>26593768
Changing to this

>>26593768
>>26593778
>>26593837
>>26593856
>>26593868

It's a little mean and embarrassing though.

We're telegraphing to Mako and Miho that theres something going on there between russel and yukari

>>26593788
>Can... Can we have a Harem anime where the MC and harem crew a Tank/Ship/Space Freighter/etc together yet?
Tenchi Muyo GXP. Not only is it pretty much what you described (after Seina gets out of the Academy and into the real GP anyway), it's a side story in the One True Continuity of THE harem comedy series.

>>26593594
>>"Et tu, Mako?"

>>26593883
Yeah, a movie. That's why they're asking.

>>26593883

It's a special maneuver called THE RUSTLING, which we are trying to use on The Fluffy.

>>26593768
Also voting this.

>>26593923

shirouexplainfurther.jpg

>>26593883
Mako was there when Yukari asked us dude.

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>>26593768
Turns out she has a different film in mind than we do...

>inb4 Yukari thinks it's porn

>>26593923
If you want to rustle the fluffy, all you need to do is take your hand and tussle the hair a few times.

>>26593923

How does this work.

I need to know because of reasons. Or rather because of possible applications.

Inb4 the entire senshado team gets the japanese cold and dies

>>26593996
It's basically our custom variant on The Rusty Venture.

>>26593641
This so much

>>26594010
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykEGtwJuZIs

>>26593996

I was unaware that anyone else was around when it was discussed. I thought we were going to use phrase "The Beast" (the title of the movie) as a reference to our penis. Doing this in the company of other people would make them think we were up to lewd things (primarily Yukari asking to see the "The Beast") We play it off all nonchalant and let the other girls think whatever they want to all while putting her in an awkward situation.

If she can withstand THE RUSTLING or even goes along with it, then she's a real keeper and we can go on to troll the fuck out of everyone else for our own amusement.

>>26593594
Rose has betrayed us, she must pay.

>>26594071
Mako and Rose were there.

>>26594055
Don't believe the hype. A Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much, your dick gets all red and sore.

>>26594071

isnt it way more likely she'll just blush and say yes? The misunderstandings will only be had by the other girls.

>>26594122
This happens to people?

Nut up brah.

>>26594151
Don't you fucking judge me. You ever try to get past first base when your crazy dad is dragging you around the world on horribly traumatizing "adventures"? From the time I entered puberty to the age of nineteen, I had PERMANENT blueballs.

>>26593594

>"Et tu, Mako?"


Totally gonna use an "et tu" line eventually.

>>26594233
Mouse, tonks this friday?

>>26593594
>>"Et tu, Mako?"
What treachery is this?
>Other.
Yep, wet hug incoming.

>>26594181
Nigga please, I have masturbated until my cock bled, and it was neither red flaccid, nor sore.

Then again sexual ability is one of my only redeeming traits, so whatever.

>>26594261

Can't say, gonna have a few friends in town that I haven't seen in a few years this weekend.

>>26594291
s'awright, just let us know via twitter if stuff changes

Teasing that sushi was so fun

You look Miho square in the eye, all joy falling from your face. "Mako's behind me, isn't she?" You say with absolute seriousness.

Both Miho and Yukari nods enthusiastically.

You close your eyes and sigh. "How many balloons does she have?" You ask them, already resigned to your imminent, soaking wet fate. "It is balloons, right?"

Miho nods. "Two of them." She says, holding up two fingers for emphasis. "Any last words?" She askes with an ear-to-ear grin.

You shake your head. "Just... make it quick." When the water balloons impact, you're ready.

>"Well, who wants to go pester the Mechanics into finishing the Excelsior faster?"
>"So, Yukari, was The Beast all part of this ruse?"
>Other

>>26594421
>>"Well, who wants to go pester the Mechanics into finishing the Excelsior faster?"
>>"So, Yukari, was The Beast all part of this ruse?"

>>26594421

>"So, Yukari, was The Beast all part of this ruse?"

>>26594421
>>Other
Try to catch the balloons with your hands, while trying to reduce the rate of speed they're going at so they don't burst. Throwing them back is optional.

>>26594421
>"Well, who wants to go pester the Mechanics into finishing the Excelsior faster?"

>>26594421
>Yukari was The Beast all part of this ruse?

>>26594421
>>"Well, who wants to go pester the Mechanics into finishing the Excelsior faster?"

Well hopefully, we can get all this nonsense behind us and get back to other matters, like tanks and dances

>>26594421
>"Well, who wants to go pester the Mechanics into finishing the Excelsior faster?"
and while walking there
>"So, Yukari, was The Beast all part of this ruse?"

>>26594421
>Other
Quick! Hug Yukari so we have a prisoner, if we get wet she will too!

>>26594421
>>"Well, who wants to go pester the Mechanics into finishing the Excelsior faster?"
>>"So, Yukari, was The Beast all part of this ruse?"

>>26594421
>>"Well, who wants to go pester the Mechanics into finishing the Excelsior faster?"

>>26594421
>>"So, Yukari, was The Beast all part of this ruse?"

Lock in that yukari route!

>>26594421
I don't understand why we need to have a vote on this, we already voted to check out the A33 with whoever wanted to come, and already decided to Rustle the fluffy with The Beast

so why do we have a vote, you could have just wrote "cont." and posted the next bit

unless you needed an excuse to fuck off and play WoT for an hour

>>26594421
>>"So, Yukari, was The Beast all part of this ruse?"
Never pass up the chance for movie night, and never tease me with the prospect of it.

>>26594421
> other
Overly dramatic death time

Then
>"So, Yukari, was The Beast all part of this ruse?"

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>>26594421
>Other
Step forward ahead of the blow and push Miho and Yukari into the path of the attack.

Such is the price of telegraphing your ambush.

>>26594421

>>"So, Yukari, was The Beast all part of this ruse?"

after that akwardness

>>"Well, who wants to go pester the Mechanics into finishing the Excelsior faster?"

>>26594444
>>26594516
you guys completely missed the whole
>When the water balloons impact
bit didn't you

>>26594534
No, when they impact we're ready.

"Oh crap, those nerds are crying for another post, better take 2 minutes to write one up; giving them 2 choices they already decided on."

>"So, Yukari, was The Beast all part of this ruse?"

>>26594421
>[x] Other: Step forward ahead of the blow and push Miho and Yukari into the path of the attack.
If applicable. If not,
>[x] "Well, who wants to go pester the Mechanics into finishing the Excelsior faster?"

>>26594421
>"So, Yukari, was The Beast all part of this ruse?"

>>26593953
Is that Grissem from CSI?

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>>26594421
>"So, Yukari, was The Beast all part of this ruse?"
Next time we make Mako breakfast, let's go with something a bit more spicier this time around.

>>26594950

Yes

>>26594950
It most certainly is.
I miss when he was on the show. The show was good back then.

...

Rose and Roy were in on this weren't they.

>>26595035
I'm thinking bemused bystanders

I sense.

The emminent arrive of THE NEXT TIEM

You open your eyes and grimace as icy water runs down your back. "So, we're done?" You ask in a voice clipped by water on bare skin. The two tank girls in front of you nod in unision. "Guess since that whole thing was a ruse, you won't mind if I walk around shirtless, then?"

They look at each other before looking back to you. "Not at all!" They say cheerfully.

You sigh, putting on your best face of disappointed, "So, I guess watching The Beast was all part of the ruse then?" You turn and start walking towards the Excelsior. "Guess I'll just... go look at the Excelsior then. Make sure those mechanics are..." You trail off. You can almost feel the fluffy-haired tank nerd's face falling. You smile, you'll let her twist in the wind for a bit-

The Excelsior is actually coming together pretty well by now- they've got the hull up on blocks and have attached most of the suspension. The Meteor engine is suspended above the compartment in the rear.

>"Looks like things are going well!"
>"So, I was thinking of asking Anzu if you guys could get some more help."
>Other