You tell Sayaka that you heard the strangest noise coming from inside her room, and you wanted to investigate it. It was a strange, disturbing noise, alien and impossible - bringing to mind some sort of terrifying, eldritchian horror. You wondered if the Tenth was using Witches against its targets, now."...What? A witch makin' noise in my room?" Sayaka's eyes go wide, and she turns back to her own room. "B-but I didn't hear anything, I didn't even have the TV on, and--" It's then that she seems to get at what you're saying, her eyes narrowing as she turns back to you, her signature scowl set on her face. "Oh, ha ha, very funny, Murderface." She punches you in the arm for that - and the fact that it simply hurt like a bitch rather than having your entire limb tumble away from your body in a juicy, meaty rip tells you that she's in too good of a mood to actually be pissed off. You half-heartedly murmur something approximating 'ouch' and rub at the spot, narrowing your eyes at her.
>>26541547"It may surprise you to learn that an annoying, full time megabitch like me actually knows how to display other human emotions besides anger and rage, thank you very much." The shadow of a grin plays on Sayaka's lips. "Unlike SOME people I know." She says, looking at you pointedly....But you also know how to show emotions other than those two, too... "Like what, then?" The blue-haired Eversor crosses her arms underneath her chest. ...It's here that you realize that Sayaka's pulled on a simple, sheer white nightgown that ended in mid-thigh. You thought she was more of a pajama type herself. "Something besides 'Drunk Murderface' and 'Angry Murderface' and 'Hangover Murderface'?"Welp. She's got you a bit figured out there. But she forgot about the Murderface that's happy about the promised pancakes, the Murderface that is VERY happy about eating the given pancakes, and the Murderface that's sad because there are no longer any pancakes."..." Sayaka looks at you with a strange expression, as if trying to figure out if you're fucking with her somehow. You half-expect her to burst out laughing while calling you a liar, but she instead nods curtly, seriously. "Yeah, guess I did. Forgot that you've really got it bad for Mami-san's pancakes." She shrugs at this. "Eh, well, not like anyone can blame you. They're pretty good."They're not just good, they're perfect. They're heavenly. You still can't get over how the very first bite is so perfectly soft and warm and delicious at the same time, and...and it stays that way until the last bite."Oh, fuck, I totally know what you mean." Sayaka's mildly-irritated expression turns into one of intense longing. "I love how they're so soft and so light that they actually melt on your tongue if you don't put any syrup on them and you don't chew..." [1/2]
>>26541581It's here, then, that you share what may be the first commonality between you and the usually-combative Eversor. It's...kind of strange, when you consider that all your past interactions barring this one had the both of you mere inches from killing each other.Suddenly, you hear a growl coming from the regions of Sayaka's torso, and you look at her mutely. She blinks at you, before reddening as she covers her stomach with a hand. "What?! It's a normal reaction! You got me thinking about Mami-san's pancakes, for fuck's sake! Gah, I'll have to order something from Room Service later, or I won't be able to sleep...". . .Well. Anyway. You wanted to talk to her regarding that profile she was reading. Specifically, the person who just eviscerated the Callidus Rank Leader over the internet. "Oh, this NECO person, huh?" Sayaka nods. "Yeah, she interviewed me once. Said it was for a school project or something." She pauses here. "Huh, funny thing, really. For a kid she really knew her stuff about Magical Girls. She had this really big scrapbook about sightings and articles and stuff...kinda like an MG otaku, something like that." She shrugs. "What do you wanna know?"How do you respond?
>>26541581...I'm stuck agt work after a long day and very hungry. You evil bastard. But you're posting MGN, so I'll forgive you.
>>26541587[x]"Does this NECO person actually look like a cat?"
>>26541587[x] "If you've got any way to contact her, tell her to kindly fuck off and stop compromising active operations. She can gossip all she likes after we're gone."
>>26541587[X] You know her?
>>26541587[x] How do you contact her?
I love you Decu
[x]ask about appearance, give description to eversor squadwonder if she's actually an idol. probably not, but still
>>26541587[X] Have you seen her around here? What does she look like?
>>26541587[X] "You actually know her?" with a flat and unamused stare. Get a physical description out of Sayaka, I guess. Contact info if we can swing it.
>>26541587[x] "What does she look like? Anything unusual about her come to mind? She's been spying on us the entire day and I don't like it."
>>26541587[X] "what does she look like and how does she carry herself?"
You guys know this is all useless since Neco seems to be a master of disguise and infiltration and can probably change her appearance almost at will
[x]ask if she thinks neco is a magical girl
>>26541587>>26541782I 2nd this
Does Sakura from Street Fighter count as a magical girl? I would make her an Eversor with minor short-ranged attacks.
>>26541587[x]Lift up her skirt.
So when the current plot is so straightforward we run out of things to argue over fast.
>>26542047Need more paranoia for discussion.
>>26542047You know, someone could be KIDNAPPING RURI RIGHT NOW!
>>26542047New topic: Should we encourage Sayaka and Kyoko to consider a third?
>>26542085Hmmm... One head says no, the other says yes.
>>26541769>Neco seems to be a master of disguise and infiltration and can probably change her appearance almost at willAlmost as if she's a Callidus>>26542071IT'S Enishi/Midori/Kyuubey!!!!
>>26542047I like our current interactions with Sayaka. Greengreen best waifu. Pinky still best girl. I got nothing else. It's early in the morning and I'm kinda out of it. >>26542085Sayaka-chan is redhead lady killer. She's going to be drowning in redheads soon.
>>26542104One day, I forgot to turn off my blueberry swag, and woke up covered in redheads.
What colour was Kumatora's hair?
>>26542131Black I think? With either black and pink or black and purple outfit.
>>26542131Kumatora's hair is black. She has red eyes, same as her Soul Gem.
>>26542151I knew red was involved somewhere.
I wonder what Kumatora does when she's not driving us around or photographing laminated panties? What is a typical day for one of the lower ranking girls like?
>>26542175>What is a typical day for one of the lower ranking girls like?http://sharetext.org/aNl7is my guess
>>26541621 >>26541628 >>26541694 >>26541699...She actually knows NECO? NECO actually interviewed her in person? Once? "Well, I...I guess there was also that one time when she ambushed me having lunch? Back when you were fooling around with Kharn in Siberia?" Sayaka scratches the back of her head, a frown curling her llips. "...Actually you know, now that I remember, she fast-talked me into buying her Ramen at Hanegawa's...ah, god dammit, now that makes me hungry AND irritated. She even ordered the premium set, that little runt!"So that makes twice, then. Twice she's interviewed Sayaka. Would it be reasonable to assume, then, that she can give you a physical description of her?"I...I guess?" The blue-haired Eversor blinks at you, her brow furrowing. "Wait, are you gonna try and hunt her down or something? Because you're just wasting your time, you know." She waves a hand in casual dismissal. "Tried it myself when I first saw her snoopin' around, publishing stuff about me and Kyoko. Asked Kyuubey if I could do the hit myself, unpaid, but he flat-out refused. Said something about plausible deniability or something, free PR and intel, that kinda stuff."You didn't say you were going to hunt her down, though."Yeah, but I could tell you were thinking it." She narrows her eyes at you. "Anyway, what's up? Surely you're not offended about being called a noodly ass fetishist?"...No. You hardly care what other people see you as. But what you're sore about is people snooping around and making a mockery of the operation."Snooping around? The hell are you talking about?" Didn't she see the other stuff that NECO had been chirping on her account?"What? I...no, I kinda follow a lot of people, I only saw the profiles..." She looks down at her smartphone and taps at the screen a few times. Her eyes going wide, then wider, then nearly bugging out as she reads further down the amateur reporter's timeline. Swearing underneath her breath.[1/2]
>>26542195"She...she was here?! She was tailing us the entire time?!" Sayaka looks up at you, the color drained from her face. "T-that little...!"You give her the card that NECO left in one of the rooms. You tell her that Squad Hiryu found it along with what could have been her disguise. "...FUCK!" Sayaka swears loudly enough that it echoes around the corridor the both of you are standing in. "I...Murderface, the fuck. I knew she snoops around but I didn't know she fucking sneaks into places like a goddamn Callidus! And I didn't even sense anyone hiding here when we got back, and I'm usually good with that kind of thing--"You give her a look, before shaking your head. You're not blaming anyone for this more than you're blaming yourself. Still, you want this kind of thing to stop, and one way of doing that is to let NECO know that Magical Girl Ops are simply not the time to snoop around."...Right Yeah. I...I know that, but..." It seems Sayaka's still stunned at this development. "...Christ. I should've been paying more attention. I don't mind that it's NECO, but letting her get in here without even detected...fuck." She clicks her tongue in annoyance. "This isn't going to happen again. Not again, Murderface. You can quote me on that. Nothing else is going to infiltrate this op without my shoving a blade up their ass."Yes, that's all very disturbing and scary, but you'd like that physical description. "Right. Uh...let's see." Sayaka holds a fist to her forehead. "Short blonde hair, sort of shoulder length, with a small cowlick up top. Red eyes. Cute face, looks like a foreigner." She looks at you, before placing her hand flat and level a few inches over your head. [2/3]
>>26542208"Height around here...I guess just a bit shorter than Midori, but taller than you. Big boobs for her age, which I'm guessing is either sixteen or seventeen. Seen her going around in her school uniform, but I've seen her wear a white cotton sweater, that kind of thing. Very chatty, really excitable. Annoying."You nod at this, filing the information away in your mind. Nice to finally put a face on the person you'll--"You'll what?" Sayaka looks back at you sharply. "Murderface, I know you're butthurt that our security got fucked, but are you really going to kill a kid over this? Seriously?"How do you respond?
>>26542186That was mean Murderface.
>>26542103Either she or her assistant may well beI actually think though that Neco trained under oneSee I was doing some thinking and while callidus powers are great for getting about they would also be very draining on the soul gemThink about Midori's power. It literally encases someone in a separate reality in which they are dreaming and cannot wake up, it took Pinky's intervention to get Murderface out, such power would come at a very steep cost and so it is something that you wouldn't use often, the disguise spells are simpler but still not something you would want to maintain for hours at a time because the cost in grief seeds would ruin any incubator who is running more than a few callidus like thatSo they would be trained in mundane ways first and fall back on their magic if needed or save it until they reached their targetAnd then if one retires in the actual spas and shuffleboard sense and not the chunky salsa sense they could be an extremely good teacher for someone
>>26542218[x] Kill? Who do you take me for? First the kneecapping, then interrogation. Work before pleasure.>Also, is that Arcueid?
>>26542218>No, nothing like that. But I'm curious as to just how the fuck she did it.
>>26542218[x] "Kill her? Of course not. Just a friendly chat. Exclusive interview with the Warmaster, perhaps give her a few pointers on aggressive fact-finding techniques, that sort of thing."
>>26542218[x] "Kill? no no no. Blow away a kneecap? totally
>>26542218[x]"...I'm not going to shoot her in the heart or anything. Maybe just a knee or two. Come on. She made my Callidus rank leader cry. ...It was kind of an uncomfortable moment."
>>26542218[x] "Well before I got a description my mind imagined her as a particularly annoying kind of cat. Different kind of annoying form the mutant ones, but still, I'm very desensitized to Magical-Girl-on-Cat violence. I GUESS I can reconsider following new information. Maybe settle on some scaring. A lot of scaring. I better see at the very least some pants-pissing before this is over, is what I'm saying."
>>26542218"I might shoot her a little. Normals can survive a bullet or two, right?"
I liked the emblem suggestion Decu linked on his twitter quite a bit by the way. We can discuss emblems to fill some time at least.
>>26542281It's nice, but I still prefer the wings made of guns with our shield in the middle idea.
>>26542218We just want a chat. QB doesn't seem too fussed about it so there's no reason to go full Murderface about it.
>>26542281I liked it too. The star was pretty cool looking, but didn't feel thematically appropriate. The Shield and Rose mash-up that got linked on twitter kinda clicked for me though. I want to play around with it some when I get some spare time.
So which one of you posted this in the tshirt thread on /a/ yesterday?
>>26542218[x]Not kill. Just to offer a friendly warning."
>>26542218[x] "...have a very amiable chat on the dangers and risks of getting on my bad side with? Jeez Sayaka, I'm shocked and saddened that you think so poorly of me. What have I done to deserve that?"Even Chiaki can make joke!
Atari Dumbledore's here!Glad she ain't actually a goddamn cat
>>26542310No way, that idea's terrible.
>>26542218Motherfucking moon princess.
>>26542218[X] "I have no intention of killing her, I want to know how the hell she managed it and also tell her that snooping during missions is undesirable."
In before this happens.
>>26542374But if we can contract her then this happens.
>>26542218[X] Wasn't gonna kill her. Kneecap her, maybe, but not kill her. But first, I make her talk.Arc's a vampire, she can survive getting kneecapped, right?
>>26542356B-b-b-but! Takane is already around! We already got one alien vampiire moon princess! We don't need two!
>>26542218Dat True Ancestor princess.In before she's a somewhat off-kilter First Officio MG, which is why QB is holding back any kind of action.
>>26542357A meme of ye olde times, when Tsukihime was still new (at least to the west).Atari Dumbledore of Porkslope Turkeyhandle is basically a bastardized Arcueid Brunestud of Shingetsutan Tsukihime.And fuck you, because you made me realize I'm here for seven years now.
>>26542359This, but less 'snooping' and more 'publishing'. We're aware the Bastard Cat is fine with her shenanigans, but having her updating the public on security matters as they happen is too much of a damn risk.She's free to watch us work, if we can't spot her and she doesn't fuck with shit. But no live updates; release everything at least 24 hours after the fact so we don't risk the people we're supposed to be protecting getting killed by well-informed assassins.Basically, make her aware that this is less about stopping Magical Girl exposure, and more about stopping her from inadvertently being responsible for somebody's death or kidnapping.
>>26542417>seven years nowIf it makes you feel better you're not alone. Time flies.
>>26542218Not killing. At least, not right away. Perhaps start out with appealing to her sense of professionalism to discourage her from all of this infiltration shit. She wouldn't want to be bothered in the middle of a juicy interview, right? If she respects the Magical Girl profession, then she'll live longer and possibly find more willing subjects to interview. It's a win-win situation.But if that doesn't work, then perhaps some escalation is in order.
Gentlemen it's simple. We catch up to her. We blow a kneecap off. We look her dead in the eyes and say "you work for me now". It is important to say "me" not "the officio" because that way she's our personal bitch who only does jobs for us, so Coobs can't borrow her for other things. Also, I assume the tech to get her a replacement cybernetic knee exists in this world, right?
>>26542310>>26542281I like both, but if we have to choose, I will go with the gun wings, because GUN WINGS, fuck yeah.
>>26542432Sure does.Sure fucking does
>>26542415>First Officio is on the moon>Arcueid is THE Type-MoonFFFFFF I really hope that it's Neko-Arc rather than the real deal.
>>26542456im pretty sure the officios have the tech to completely regrow a missing limb, MG or no
>>26542456Eh, details. We can work that out after we blow off her knee.
>>26542418I like this.
>>26542456I don't think we can just blow off the knees of everyone and recruit them that way. Midori was a special case because she was a weird fetishist.
>>26542471Wait. What if the reason QB is reluctant to do anything is because she's somehow connected to the first?
>>26542485Fine, fine, we'll just break her nose then.
>>26542489She's the eccentric Warmaster of the First
>>26542489or like I said last thread, which Decu selected then didn't use, she could be QB's illegitimate daughter
>>26542218>That descriptionU mad, Murderface?
>>26542502I was too affraid of that to type it out myself.
>>26542509Adopted? I hardly think Incubators can crossbreed. o_O'
>>26542509Then who was mother?
>>26542522Having the Moon dropped on you can't be that bad
>>26542526who said an incubator needed one?
>>26542485Well we have to look at the facts, so far it has had a 100% success rate, once we have more results we can adjust our behavior but I say we stick with what we know has worked
>>26542415i like this idea
>>26542537Then how can it be illegitimate?
>>26542537Great, now I have the mental image of an Incubator reproducing by way of their own version of cellular division.
>>26542548>>26542553my cells are reproducing on their own!
>>26542502Ohhhh man, does that mean her editor is her version of Malal?Also, that seems like something Kitty would let us know about. Unless he wants us taught something. Like humility.FULL SHADOWRUN
>>26542218>>26542418[x] this, but don't tell her we're really MGs lest she quotes us on it or something.
>>26542526>madicka impregnating QB.jpg
>>26542566It's his plan to have us face an obstacle that can't be overcome with brute force. We either diplomance, leave her alone or get the Moon dropped on our face if we are unable to change our violent ways.
>>26542566That's it. She's the warmaster/incubator of the first. She does this to either test the top girls of the other officios or to show the other incubators how inferior their girls are to hers. The journalist thing is just a cover so that the MG's don't find out the truth.
>>26542593I vote we go with violence, then shoot the moons knecaps out
>>26542605Gonna need the big guns for that. And probably Pinky.
>>26542562Well, if they didn't, you'd invariably die earlier. That's how zombies are going to go, unless they're the "rabid monster" type as opposed to the "undead" one.>>26542593>>26542618Have we ever used that MiG wing that Chiaki "re-appropriated" Siberia?
>>26542618Well her soul gem is behind the moon.
>>26542566Except there would be a huge incident if one of the other officios girls attacked the warmaster of the firstUnless the incubator of the first is literally the most laid back incubator ever and does it as a way to test other girls to see if they are good enough to join his force...
>>26542625It all makes sense now! Pinky was just preemptively flanking the moon for us!Suck it moon, we've got you surrounded.
>>26542629But I don't want to join the first! We'd have to leave Mami and pancakes and Midori and Pancakes and Misaka and Pancakes and Kyoko and Pancakes and Kumatora and Pancakes behind!
>>26542629>attack the strongest magical girl alive>get stomped into dust without effortThere is no incident if the "fight" is more like "execution".
>>26542623>Have we ever used that MiG wing that Chiaki "re-appropriated" Siberia?We have not, in fact.
>>26542661>>26542623If we get a bad end for Pinky we should have Misaka modify them for space flight, then re-eneact the attack on the death star with us and our friends (and Sayaka) Piloting one each.
>>26542469>>26542432>yfw you also realize you have been stuck in this horrible place for 7 yearsJesus christ man just.. jesus christ.What am I doing with my life?
>>26542677With her soul gem being the death star I mean.
>>26542623No and I keep saying we need Misaka to make AIs for them and any other military hardware we "acquire".>Chiaki goes to the US>The navy accidentally a cruiser>The air force accidentally UAVs and a couple jet wings>The army accidentally a tank battalion>Missile silos accidentally a couple nukes/ICBMs
>>26542661A travesty! We must rectify this.Also, "Chiaki "re-appropriated" from* Siberia".>>26542677If we're going to blow up the moon, we might as well strap the MiG engines to a nearby meteor/asteroid and send it on a collision course with the moon.
Okay, so NECO is the alternate persona of the First's Warmaster. The side that has kept her naive pre-contract personality. The real Warmaster is Arcueid in her full vampire form. Discuss.
>>26542629"Coolbey?"Looking over the "Chirpee, " she implies that she's not a magical girl, but she never actually comes out and says it. Maybe we're just working ourselves up over nothing? Then again, shadowruns, man. Shadowruns.>Magical Girl Neco-sama aids in defeating Golden Microphone Ruri.AUGGHH STOP IT SHADOWRUN
>Mentions that NEKO might come from the first.Reads Sabrina Blackburn's profile pastebin.com/Aq1CmgEA >Not even we have very much information on her, and we’re the foremost hub of magical girl information in the world! I’m a little ashamed of myself. I hope you’ll forgive me.>Foremost hub of magical girl information in the world! oh boy.>>26542712>blowing up the moon. Pinky's going to blow up the moon base when she wakes up. Its what they deserve by being perverts and watching her all the time.
>>26542722So like White Hanegawa and Black Hanegawa?
>>26542739>Foremost hub of magical girl information in the world! Actually that's a good thing, that means she's not in the First, or she'd be foremost in the solar system.
>>26542743I thought Midori was always green.
Wait a second. Can we not just call 'Bey and ask him if she's from the first?
>>26542703We can simply grab those tanks and jets from the JSDF, I hear they're really stocking up hardware now.We haven't talked with Misaka in a while either, making a mental note to have Chiaki talk to her about making a customized Bolt Pistol for the Warmaster.>>26542739That's not to say we can't help her out in that regard. Think of it as a date then. I cannot unhear Yuuka speaking in an incomprehensibly thick Southern accent now, damn it Wendy.
>>26542752She's a Callidus, Anon.She can be any color Chiaki wants.
>>26542756If he wasn't willing to tell us then, he probably isn't willing to tell us now. We also don't have any reason to suspect in-character.
>>26542752>>26542771Speaking of Midori...
>>26542320I'd like to point out that the arcs of the shield bear a resemblance to the rifling you'd see on a barrel pointed at you. I approve.
>>26542783>midori on the verge of tears.Why you got to do this to my heart?
>>26542791you'd need a fair few more lands than that to effectively stabalise a bullet
>>26542802they're called twists, or rifling. Don't make me call /k/ in here.
>>26542802He said it resembled it, not directly emulating it.>>26542814I dunno, I've seen a lot of /ak/ shenanigans here on /tg/. Especially with regards to GuPQ.>>26542791I'm picking Mayumi Blue because, y'know, blue rose.
>>26542814lands and bridges anon, lands and bridges...
>>26542783>M-Idol Midorin>oppai! oppai!Why you gotta be like this, hatguy? Why you gotta torment me in the emotions so?
>>26542814>Don't make me call /k/ in here.Don't bother, they would laugh at you
>>26542245 >>26542255 >>26542274 >>26542266 >>26542418It's here that you feel what little camaraderie that you've built up with Sayaka crumble away as you feel her withering stare on you. You return it with your own, but...well, even you can't return that kind of disgust and revulsion. "Christ, you don't fuck around, do you?" Sayaka growls underneath her breath, before shaking her head. "...No, don't answer that. Fine, I'll admit that what she did was excessive. I'll tell her myself." You open your mouth to say that you'll do it on your own, but she holds up a hand. "Murderface, I know you're my Warmaster, and I'll say this as civilly as I possibly can: if I find out that you even so much as aim a gun at her, I will go rogue and hunt you down. And then I'll add your skull personally to Kharn's throne." She snarls this threat out, and for a moment there you actually feel nostalgic - it's the same kind of venom that she usually spat at you before this mission even began. "We are Magical Girls of the Ninth, Murderface. We are not the Tenth. We do not hurt, kill or strong-arm kids who don't know any better. Are we clear on that?"...What's she being protective of NECO about? Didn't she want to hunt her down, too? You knew Sayaka was many things, but not a hypocrite."That was before I realized she's...she's as far divorced from our line of work as possible! She's not contracted or anything, I checked!" The blue-haired Eversor shakes her head. "First time she interviewed me she was a freshman, o-or something. Just an upbeat kid who really bought into the hype of Magical Girls even though I told her some of the shit we get up into. She was so happy to find out that Magical Girls are real, and she's...she thinks we're heroes, Murderface."[1/2]
>>26542880It's here that Sayaka's voice lowers as she looks down. "And she's trying to tell the world in her own way that we exist, and she's writing down stuff about us so that someone else other than our clients and fucking alien cats can remember us when we either die or Witch out." A moment. "Do you want that kind of thing to stop, huh?"...No. You just want to plug any potential security holes before NECO's investigative journalism gets someone killed. Or is she okay with that too, so long as someone's writing about her? Would she be okay when one of NECO's hilarious chirps gets Kyoko or Mami killed, because she gave away their position during a firefight?The look Sayaka gives you is no longer one of disgust or revulsion, but one of disappointed pity. "...Man. And here I was actually thinking that you were getting better, Murderface." She lets out a hollow laugh. "Figures. I guess it's true what they say in America - something about a leopard not being able to change his shorts, or something."...Spots, you correct her. Leopard not being able to change his spots."Spots, shorts. Same difference." Sayaka shakes her head. "I'll tell her myself, okay, Murderface? I don't want you going anywhere near her."As long as this dickwaving about sneaking around while you're trying to protect a VIP doesn't get repeated again - or at least, WHILE the op is fucking running. Then you'll think about not shooting her kneecaps off.[2/3]
NECO @MGsAreReal 2m= 3 = Lots of sneezing fits tonight. need to be careful nya~ or I'll turn into my superpowered evil persona. that's how that works right?
>>26542890[-100 Sallaka Points]
>>26542890You make to leave before a fist slamming hard into the wall beside you - the arm it's connected to blocking your path at face level - stops you. You turn to glare silently at Sayaka again."No. I want you to say so, Murderface. Or Chiaki Matsuda, whatever you're happy with." The blue-haired Eversor growls. "Promise me you won't pursue NECO, and this ends right now. I'll be your loyal Equerry, whatever you want, and I'll dance like a fucking tool if you ask me to. But I want your word as Warmaster that you're not going to try and 'negotiate' the way you usually do."How do you respond? It seems Sayaka's very serious.
>>26542841I like bullying characters I'm fond of That I get to torment a few anons along the way is a bonus.
>>26542911[x] fine, just make sure you take care of it
>>26542838>>26542844well, I've never heard anyone refer to 'em as such, so sue me. Twists or turns. Unless you not Australians are using made up words again. This is why we have the Queen's English gentlemen!
>>26542916>>26542783Midori is the master of Charlie Brown Face. I wonder what that says about her life.
>>26542911[x] Good enough, but don't complain if the target shows itself to me on its own. So if the cat bugs us on the mission, time for kneecapping. If Blueberry wants to keep her away from us, less headache for us.
>>26542911[X] Crisp and solemn, just the way Chiaki would say it: "I won't harm her. Unless she does something that directly endangers someone."
>>26542911[x]Lift up her skirt.
>>26542911Seyiku, so angry. Well, I meant my previous answer as a joke, and most of the previous responses do give a sarcastic vibe, so that's what I'm going with[X] I'm saddened and disappointed that you would take me seriously on that. I really thought we were beginning to connect for a second there, but I guess you still can't trust me. Have a good night.
>>26542927Well, at least it started turning around after she'd been recruited into the 9th.
>>26542911[X] ...I won't touch her. Now dance like a tool.
>>26542911[x]"I was being sarcastic, but fine. No violence towards normals. Will keep that in mind from now on."
>>26542911"What do I look like to you, another incubator? You don't have to sell your soul to me to get what you want.If she means that much to you, fine, I'll leave her in one piece."
>>26542925am aussie, and was also taught that at gunsmithing school, sooo thats what I stick withunless its hexagonal rifling, something a deagle does not have, which can go fuck itself with a screwdriver
>>26542911[x]Stare at Sayaka for a while."All right. I am sure that there people who deserve to have their kneecaps shot out far more then this NECO."
>>26542911[x]"I was being saracstic. thanks for the faith."
>>26542925its a means of identifying the individual parts of the barrel, instead of saying "dat durr is rifling guise"the lands are the low points, the bridges the high points, simple no?
>>26542952I stand corrected then. Learn something new everyday.
>>26542936>>26542951These. Reaffirm that no, we aren't actually going to hurt a fucking high schooler civilian, and it's disappointing that Sayaka actually thinks that lowly of us. But if we're that untrustworthy, she can talk to NECO herself.
>>26542911[x] "I won't brutalize civilians, or spend any effort looking for them. Now, if that's all...?"
>>26542936I'll third this.
>>26542911[x] "I hereby swear that I will not seek out this NECO person with the intention of causing her lasting harm."[x] Punch her in the face.[x] "The Warmaster gives orders to the Equerry, not the other way around. Forget that again and I'll start misplacing your Grief Seed payments."
You're a loose cannon, Miki! A loose cannon!
>>26542911[X] "I will not pursue NECO further but i don't want this to be the reason for you to become my Equerry either."
>>265429512nt'd. Not because we actually wouldn't but because Sayaka doesn't need to be our lapdog. This is why we took up people like Kyoko and Sayaka as our equerry. Not all our ideas are good ones, and not all our skills can be applied to every situation. Assign her to deal with it and get back to work ourselves. MAXIMUM PROFESSIONALISM.
>>26543022Exactly this. This stuff is why we wanted Sayaka as our Equerry in the first place.
>>26542911[x]"I won`t kill her. I also won`t cause any irrversable damage to her. You can think what you want, Sayaka, frankly, I don`t give a shit. But no matter what will happen, I am Warmaster now. And I will keep Mami save. And Kyoko. And Misaka. And Midori. And Kumatora, and everyone from Squad Hiryu and even you and every single Magical Girl that puts her Hope in me. And I WILL protect them from Witches, other Officios and pink-haired,black-eyed Abominations in white dresses that hand out golden Weapons like its fucking candy. Whether they want it or not. I won`t lose anyone. Not this time.I didnt have much to care about as Girl A, but as Warmaster Matsuda I have protect everyone`s happiness, even if have to to be at adds with you."
>>26543022I'm still standing by my suggestion because I really thought the sarcasm was apparent, but I think it's good to affirm that we chose her exactly for this sort of thing and we don't need or expect her to dance to our tune.
Jesus Sayaka, you're just in a fine fucking mood today aren't you?
>>26543035We triggered her Justice Gland.
>>26543042You mean the same gland that made her go apeshit and witch out? Good to know.>>26543034>>26543025So Sayaka's basically our Devil's Advocate then?
>>26542951[x] this right here
>>26543034Well, like I said here >>26542969I think a mix of the two would be best. We aren't gonna go against what she wants here, but it's not like she had to TELL us not to murder a kid, and it's kind of sad that she doesn't realise that when she's supposed to basically be our right hand girl.
>>26543054More like the paladin to smack our kill-'em-all rouge up side the head when we get too blood thirsty. Our morality leash.
>>26543078The roleplayer to our murderhobo. Except she's bigger than us and will actually start kicking the shit out of us if we don't at least try to play in-character.
>>26543078I thought Mami/Midori served as our morality leashes?>>26543087Sayaka's got her work cut out for her then. My memory's spotty at the moment so I'm going to ask if Blueberry's officially our Equerry yet or are we getting Kyouko as well?
>>26543107We have Sayaka as Equerry, and Kyouko and Midori as aides.
>>26543107We've led a bad life and need a lot of morality leashes.
>>26543107>are we getting Kyouko as well?IIRC both
>>26543107Sayaka is the bad cop, Midori/Mami are the good cops. Kyoko is the neutral cop.
>>26543141And Chiaki's the Time Cop?
>>26543107I think that Sayaka was abruptly appointed to Equerry rank when Chiaki gathered all of the rank leaders to talk about the possible threat on Mami's life.
>>26543141No, Kyouko is the loose cannon that gets results, and all the other cops look up to her.
>>26543152Uh, no, if you read through the preceding threads you'd know that we originally wanted Kyouko as Aide, but she wanted Sayaka to come on as a package deal.We cleared it with both of them.
>>26543121>>26543124That solves that problem then. We still need to have Midori learn how to fight, though, rabid Demon Bears from Siberia are one thing but other Megucas are another beast.>>26543123>We've led a bad life and need a lot of morality leashes.Understatement of the Year, son.>>26543141>>26543157Oh God no, Sayaka and Kyoko in a Buddy Cop show. >>26543152"Volunteered" then.
>>26543157I can picture Chiaki deadpanning "You're a loose cannon Kyouko, turn in your badge." and Kyouko doing an over dramatic storm-out after throwing her driver's license at us, trying not to grin.And then Sayaka gets all defensive like "What did she say Kyouko I'll kick her ass!" and Kyouko just cracks up laughing.
>>26542911Fine, if you can ensure she doesn't fuck around while we are working I trust you with handling itYou seem to think this is me being Murderface, it's not. This is Chiaki trying to not fuck up being warmaster on her first job
>>26543171Kyoko and Midori are buddy coping it up right now.
>>26542911[x] "Then you will do the negotiating, won't you ? Take responsibility for the kid that doesn't know any better as her hero." *murderface grin* "I know I picked the right Equerry."
>>26543191Yeah, but it's nothing compared to the By-The-Book-Hardass Sayaka teaming up with Loose-Cannon-Cop Kyouko. I have a shit-eating grin just imagining it.>>26543189Chiaki? The Commissioner? Pffft! Hahahahahaha!
>>26543022>>26543141I see Sayaka as our advisor. She acts the same way but has an entirely different way of thinking. If our two different schools of though can converge on the same action then it's likely a universally good idea.Kyouko is our face. We are not a people persona and we know that all too well. When more tact than a loaded gun is needed shes the one we go to. Living with Sayaka has given her plenty of experience in being diplomatic under stress and enmity.Midori is our confidant. We've let her into our introverted and antisocial world more than anyone else and she has our unwaivering trust. Be it a friendly ear or a warm back she's there for us.Chiaki made excellent decisions in covering her weaknesses.
>>26543189This is just too good.
>>26543157>>26543141Mami is Murtaugh, Kyouko is Riggs, Sayaka is Lorna, Midori is Butters, Misaka is Leo
>>26543171>Buddy cop show with Sayaka and KyoukoAll of my yes
>>26543216Oh, she doesn't suit the role at all. But I can easily imagine her doing it as part of a concerted "Mess with Sayaka for laughs" prank with Kyouko.
>>26543227Any chance you'll draw Chiaki with Sayaka as an angel on one shoulder and Kyoko as the devil on the other one?
>>26543246optionally they are making out above chiaki's head while chiaki looks up and is unable to make them stop.
>>26543246I'll see if I can get around to that either later today or tomorrow. Kinda in a tired slump this morning so I'm just working at coloring the height chart right now.
Rolled 5How about we offer NECO an exclusive interview after the operations over, on the condition that she doesn't 'report' anything while the operation is in progress?
>>26543242I see.>>26543277Take your time. The Muse can be a fickle creature.>>26543273It'd be more up Chiaki's alley to slump on the desk/facedesk.
>>26543273make that one with the warmasters cap on.
>>26543277Moon rabbits sucking your strength?
>>26543318They're a pesky bunch!
>>26543348They're harvesting your precious bodily fluids for lewds.
>>26543360Bloody summer, hahaha
Rolled 54, 139, 102 = 295>>26542783God yes I love D-FRAG!And thanks to your twitter, I heard they're doing an anime.
>>26543360Didn't need those sides anyway.
>>26543395Th- They do?
>>26543318>>26543348I resent those statements!
>>26543360NTR Kyouko bunny needs more head-shot. Or fire. Or both.
>>26543409Shut up, you useless bunny.
>>26543422I take it you've never read of Imizu's Reisen then?
>>26543448Different anon here, I haven't. Tell me more.
>>26543401They are. Even if there is no God or Buddha, there is still Shawn Conecone. Won't you believe in him?
>>26543463http://hijiribe.donmai.us/pools/2591Reisen vs. Remilia
Threadly reminder that the Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb and will be updated tomorrow
>>26543360Didn't telling Homura to get fucked happen in the middle of winter?
>>26543448That's not Imizu's Reisen.
>>26543528Yeah, but I thought it was memorable enough to include anyway.
>>26543528the people voting for it were in the southern hemispere, clearly.
>>26543536True, I didn't bother grabbing one back then. Here's one to make up for it.
>>26543496Is there a repository for most/all of the art in these threads?
>>26543583I have everything collected, though there's some trouble with how it's organized. I'll order it and then see if I can throw it up on mediafire.
>>26543583Not strictly, but here's one I managed to dig up while waiting for Nicehatguy:http://imgur.com/a/ft8GQ#0
>>26543635WHAT IS LOVE?
>>26542936 >>26542951 >>26542969You glare at her for a good while, before shaking your own head, mirroring the disappointment she obviously felt.What does she think you are, another Incubator? She doesn't have to sell her soul to you to get what she wants. If NECO means so much to her, then you'll leave NECO alone. She can take that to court if she wants. You promise you won't harm a hair on NECO's head."..." Sayaka withdraws her fist after a few moment's worth of tense silence. When she speaks, her voice is taut, tightly controlled. "That's all I wanted to hear, Murderface. And I'll be holding you to that promise." She turns her back on you, one hand reaching for her suite's door handle. "'Night."You shake your head again. You're...you're not usually one to be disappointed at Sayaka, but you are now, you have to say. Disappointed and saddened that she took you seriously. For a moment there, you thought you were beginning to connect, finally - but it seems she still can't trust you.The blue-haired Eversor is silent for a moment. "...Yeah. I thought we were, too. It really sucks. But you talking like that like it didn't mean anything, Murderface..." She doesn't even turn to look at you. "Made everything you did suddenly come rushing back to me. Even if you don't remember them, or don't care about them. And yeah, I know it's fucking unprofessional of me to bring this up during an op, but I still hate your guts for them.". . .You find yourself unable to reply to that."Go ahead and get some sleep. I'll...I'll go ahead and stand watch along with the help for the first half of the night." Sayaka lets out a breath. "Can't sleep now, any case. I'll just get changed, then start a patrol. I'll wake you up when it's your turn."Sure. Fine, if that's what she wants."Yeah." She finally turns towards you, bowing curtly. "Goodnight, Warmaster." Her voice formal, stiff, completely devoid of any warmth it had earlier.[1/2]
>>26543682ONE JOB!>>26543687.... oh, wait, never mind. Good job, guys.
>>26543687...Goodnight, you respond, before stepping back into Ruri's room. Into the dimly-lit darkness, the door closing behind you. Well. That didn't go as well as you'd hoped.You let out another sigh, before making your way towards the suite's couch. Ruri's still asleep - it doesn't look like she's moved at all while you were away. At least she's behaving now.The couch lets out a wheeze as you lower yourself onto it. It's a really soft, comfortable piece of furniture - not as comfortable as your chair, but comfortable enough that you feel yourself getting lulled to sleep. You poke at the cushion a few times, squeezing it as you think about just what happened earlier....Surprisingly, you do feel a bit sad about it. It's...well, Sayaka. You've always hated each other. But to know that you were almost friends, and ruined it? Well.You trust her enough, at least, to take her words at face value, that she wouldn't let this affect her performance. But...it is kind of depressing to think about.You allow yourself to relax, and wish that things might better in the morning.Taking off your glasses and hat - placing them beside you on the couch - you close your eyes and try to get some shuteye.[2/3]
NIHAO NIHAO NYAN NIHAO
>>26543697You open your eyes again after what seems like only a few moments...and find yourself in another room entirely.It's not Ruri's suite, for one. It doesn't look like any room you've ever been in, although it does look slightly familiar.It's a bedroom. A...shut-in's bedroom, it must be said. There's posters of rock bands and videogame characters on the walls. A study table with textbooks in the corner, a single pink hardcover on the desk itself. In another corner, there's a small television hooked up to a Famicom - and the screen is showing nothing but static. And the wall across from you is no wall, but rather a series of sliding glass doors, revealing a black night sky framed by a balcony.And in place of the moon is...Pinky's spiked grief seed, wreathed by a pulsating corona of pink light.But what's surprising you the most, now - besides finding yourself in yet another waking nightmare - is the fact that you're lying on a bed. Someone's bed. With that someone in the bed with you. It's Wendy, lying on her stomach, lounging beside you with only a yellow T-shirt and panties on. She seems to be reading a Miracle Midori x Murder Mayumi manga volume - the original untranslated print.At the foot of the bed is a rather professional-looking wig, green in color.And your hand is squeezing her ass."...Oh, you're up." Wendy murmurs, deadpan, as if your hand being in that place is the most natural thing in the world. "Sorry. You were snoring pretty loudly, so I thought to let you sleep in."How do you react?
>>26543728[x]"Pretty sure this is supposed to be a dream; you could have woke me at any time."Save the panty giving for later, before we go.
>>26543728[x] "Kharn laminated your panties."
>>26543728Did you know that kharn takes trophies?
>>26543728[x] What.>check if similar panties to the ones we have
>>26543728...What.>>26543753>[x] "Kharn laminated your panties." | Want them back?
>>26543728[x] "...Famicom, huh? You like the old school stuff, don't you?"
>>26543728[X] confusion "uh... thanks?"
>>26543728[X] I really do have a thing for asses, huh?We lost all our Sallaka points.
>>26543728[X] Grumble incomprehensibly before mentioning something about "Kharn" and "Panties."
>>26543728[X] Pinch the bridge of your nose. "Does it matter when you wake up in a dream? You're the expert here so you tell me. By the way, Kharn laminated your panties. Want them back?"
>>26543728[x] "I have your panties in my pocket."
>>26543728Squeeze and say thanksAsk her why we are here tonight and what's been up
>>26543728At least its Wendy and not some big nosed person.[x]"I've been wearing the hat for too long. What's with the wig?"
>>26543728YOU FOOLS! We can only bring up the panties in person, to maximize the awkward.
>>26543728[x] "I have something that belings to you" then return laminated panties.
>>26543789Addendum: "Want them back or should I just burn that pair?"
>>26543805We should test item transfer through dream world.
>>26543805I have a bad feeling that we ARE in person...
>>26543728look at the green wig again "Miracle Midori cosplay? You should meet the real Midori some time. I'm sure she'd love to meet another of my fans" Don't bother moving our hand.Watermelon end is best end.
>>26543789This sounds good.
>>26543805For maximum awkward:>Return panties in dream world>When we meet Wendy in person immediately flip her skirt to check if she actually got them back. And then Decu will tell us that she's actually going commando that day.
>>26543805How much more personal can you get than sharing a dream?
>>26543728[x]touch fluffy ass
>>26543728[x]Remove hand from posterior in as subtle of a way as humanly possible. Spaghetti a bit."Right. Am I here for some reason? I was in the middle of a thing."
>>26543855We're already touching fluffy ass
>>26543873Touch it harder
>>26543873Keep touching it.
>>26543843Yes. With everyone else present. Do it completely nonchalant and then walk away muttering "commando, huh.."
>>26543728[x] "We gotta stop meeting like this. What would our...uh, someone say, if they...fuck, I'm too disoriented for even basic deadpan shit.So what are we doing here exactly?"
Wendy's profile: http://pastebin.com/sQPJu7K1
How easily we fickle fucking fourchanners forget the foxy and fluffy derriere of Amber.
>>26543892Don't even walk away. Just carry on the conversation and introductions like nothing ever happened.Meanwhile Midori, standing at our shoulder, is blushing completely scarlet. Everyone assumes she's just embarrassed at Murderface's behaviour. Secretly she's planning a new volume of MMxMM with threesomes.
>>26543898>Deceased as of September of last yearThis is not ok.
>>26543921Chiaki's been seeing Dead People for a while, son. Why is this so surprising?
>>26543898......... wait, what?
>>26543921Pinky made her a new Soulgem and brought her back, Wendy told us that herself.
>>26543898>>26543936Only "officially" KIA then?
>>26543936.... When was that? I don't remember this. Was it in one of the writeups?
>>26543898Deculture! Stop being kill-em-all Tomino! This is not okay!
>>26543949She told us in one of the dreams in the main quest. We haven't actually seen the event yet.
>>26543923Oh, we'll be groping Amber's delicious curves once we meet her, absolutely. Chiaki cannot resist the fluffy. But we haven't actually met Amber as Chiaki yet.
>>26543949Mentioned in one of the Wendy Cooldown writeups, the one with chiaki and wendy in a bar.
>>26543925>>26543925Murder Mayumi is a popular girl, Miracle Midori will have to fight for her love.
>>26543950george r. r. martin, joss whedon, steven moffat, ...and deculture
>>26543960>But we haven't actually met Amber as Chiaki yet.Not that we can remember. Maybe that's the real reason Sayaka hates us. We stole her bit on the side from her.
>>26543949>>2654395790th or 91st thread.>"...Anyway, that's how we know each other. But I guess we would've known each other anyway, what with being chosen and all.">Chosen?>"Of the Blessed Lady." Wendy takes another sip from her glass. "...Like you, Kong, I died once before. Shattered soul gem and all that. Dead as a doornail." A sad, wry smile. "And then she brought me back. Sparkled me up a new soul gem. Didn't even feel dead afterwards. Just...hollow, I guess. Cold." The smile disappears. "Tried to hide it, but...yeah. Never worked out."
>>26543728[x]"Not this again. As if the Pink One wasn`t enough now I will also have to deal also with you every night?I am getting really tired of this shit."
>>26543993Aha. Thank you, best anon.
>>26543969Or learn to share.
>She doesn't even turn to look at you. "Made everything you did suddenly come rushing back to me. Even if you don't remember them, or don't care about them. And yeah, I know it's fucking unprofessional of me to bring this up during an op, but I still hate your guts for them."Now I wonder what did we possibly do to earn her ire.
>>26543728[x]"Maybe that profile was right about me, huh." Quietly remove hand, play it off. "It'd be weird to ask why we're here again, since I'll bet you don't know either."
>>26544015I think the Kyubekkake had a hand in it.
>>26544015we need to find out what what else we did besides the QBukkake
>>26544017Definitely need to remove hand from posterior.
>>26544015We've killed a lot of people for the flimsiest of reasons, but we probably FOFA'd during Walpurgisnacht and killed important people. Like Malal.
>>26544037>Definitely don't need to remove hand from posteriorMissed a word there brah>>26544049>MalalThat was Kharn
>>26544050That's a bit hazy right now. Souji says everything was our fault, Yuma says it was all on Kharn.
>>26544050Kharn did that. Though who knows what else happened in the past? Maybe we almost got Kyoko killed on a mission at one point.
>>26544070I'm inclined to believe the person who isn't fucking one of the candidates.
>>26543898>Nicole TouchdownOh god, Travis has bred?
>>26544015It's implied that we took part in, or at the very least were there, when 99% of our Culexus-including Malal-died. It's also implied that either she, Kharn, or both are responsible for it happening in the first place. When taken with the fact that we've apparently had Amnesia multiple times, I think that we might've witched out and one point. Homulily seems like something a whole mess of anti-magic people would need to die to stop.
>>26544083I could see Murderface almost getting Kyoko killed. Kyoko did set her on fire as a distraction...
>>26544037>Definitely need to remove hand from posterior.Oh come on, it's a dream! Even Pinky must surely be lenient - she didn't seem to straight up kill Murderface for allegedly going all the way with her last year, so a simple grope in a dream surely wouldn't register.
>>26544094Or maybe Chiaki did something that made Kharn witch out again.
>>26544092That's his sister you doofus.
>>26544089Problem is that Yuma hates Kharn a LOT as well--it might be justified and she truthful, but it's still something to consider.
>>26544100That was Kyoko paying us back. Sayaka isn't so forgiving though.
>>26544107We slept with Mami before Kharn
>>26544094Most likely both Murderface and Kharn Witched out and were brought back. It would explain how Murderface's fragments hijacked Mirai's barrier in Siberia.
>>26543728[x[ "We meet again, you probably still don't know why either? Is this going to become a frequent thing now?"
>>26544113I...kind of suspect you're mixing up cause and effect, there, cowboy. She hates Kharn BECAUSE she got all the other Culexus killed somehow.
>>26544110His sister's name is Jeane.
>>26544107I really wish that we knew more about what the hell happened then if it's going to keep being a major plot point--I vote that we ask Kyuuby about it after this op.The last thing we need is to have it be revealed it's all our fault during a peace summit or something like that.
>>26544144No, his OTHER sister's name is Jean.
>>26544132Yeah, that's the point. She might not want to share blame with anything or anyone else if she's entirely focused on Kharn. For all we now, Kharn gave us the order, and that's why she hates her, even though we may have done it.Hate's a powerful thing, it puts blinders on you.
>>26544161Actually, that was at Decu's request. I asked if this one should have glasses on or off and he said to take the glasses off.
>>26544148Fuck. We should do that in the morning. Right after we text Kumatora to check the panty list for Ruri and not-Kaguya.
>>26544153He only has one sister
>>26544175Ah right, shouji doesn't like them on. The freak.
>>26544217Tell the writefags that.
>>26544225Disgusting. I bet he's the sort of heretic that makes girls take kneesocks off.
>>26544230Is that another way of saying 'tell fanfic authors to follow canon'?shiggydiggy
>>26544148>>26544178I love how you think Coobs will actually tell us. It's sweet in a Moemura sort of way. The lying little mutant weasel is going to insist we don't need to know for our own good, or something along those lines.
>>26544257You never know. He's just as likely to tell us then say "You never asked" if we question why he didn't tell us before.
>>26543728Aww yisss, Wendy-time!
>>26544269Or "Did you forget this in one of your amnesiac episodes, Matsuda?"We might as well ask. Always ask the mutant bastard cat.
>>26544257Except that we kind of need to know now. Otherwise this hostility will never get worked out.
>>26544298We're probably better off asking Mami, to be honest. She might dress it up, but she won't deliberately mislead us.
>>26543225This is a good summary.
>>26544315>She might dress it up, but she won't deliberately mislead us.>Saying this when the same person read a classified hit contract and then went to warn the target about it
>>26543753 >>26543774 >>26543789 >>26543855 >>26543878You look down at the part of Wendy's anatomy that your hand is currently squeezing. ...Maybe, just maybe...NECO's profile on you is more accurate than you thought. Sure, what happened with Enishi earlier could have just been a fluke, or it could have just been the hat - but you're not wearing the hat right now, and you weren't even thinking of butts before you slept.What's the deal about butts anyway? They're not particularly that exciting, are they? Sure, they're soft and fluffy, and in Wendy's case - you give her bottom a squeeze, causing her to make a small sound - a bit on the firm, yet pliant side - but they're just that.You squeeze again to make sure. A couple more times, spreading your hand and fingers as wide as you possibly can to maximize your squeezing area. Wendy, still quiet, still watching you, doesn't even change expression, or even try to stop you - but with every small sound she makes, her cheeks get redder and redder, her mouth half-open as if about to tell you something but thinking better of it. Her hooded eyes staring at you but unfocused somewhat, half-glazed.Still keeping your hand there, it's then that you tell her about...well, about what you find in Kharn's office, among her trophies. Her panties, you tell her. Laminated, even. Does she want it back?"Oh. That. I...nnn." Wendy pauses here, closing her eyes briefly, still blushing. "...Yeah, sure. It's hard to find this kind anymore, I have to get it custom-made..."You nod here, and take out the laminated panties from your inventory with your free hand and pass it to her. She takes it from you, snorting slightly at the lamination - before placing it underneath the book she's reading. "Thanks," she replies. "I've been looking for that. I didn't know Kharn took...trophies."[1/2]
>>26544345Exactly! She has a habit of dishing out information, which makes her the perfect source!Just don't tell her anything ever,
>>26544347hell yes it worked
>>26544350Neither did you, you tell her.The doujin in her hand crinkles slightly as you give her another squeeze. This...is actually pretty fun. You could do this all day, if you weren't in the middle of an operation."...I wouldn't mind." Wendy murmurs, before turning back to her manga. Continuing to make those small sounds with every squeeze."Pervert." You hear her mumble, although you could detect her being out of breath the slightest bit.Anyway, sexual harrassment aside...this is a strange dream, isn't it? You thought it was going to be the bar, again. Where are you, anyway? It's a bedroom, sure, but whose?"Mine," Wendy replies after a particularly-long squeeze from you. "I...nnn. Before I contracted. Used to lock myself here to keep the rest of the world out. Spent every day playing video games and eating whatever my parents slid under my door." She glances towards the door leading out of the room - it's heavily chained down, with cobwebs of yellow crime scene tape slashed across it. "I never went out much, until they decided that enough was...nngh...enough, and had me committed."Committed? Like, in a relationship, or something...?"...No," The brown-haired girl, still blushing, looks at you. "Thrown into a sanitorium. The place where crazy people live."...Ah. That.Well, it's... You look around. ...It's not as creepy or hostile as the bar, and it looks halfway normal. And you're in bed instead of getting drunk, so...that's a plus?"Depends on how you're looking at it." Wendy murmurs. "And you've been groping me ever since you woke up. So I guess you're okay with this kind of dream."How do you react?
>>26544350>Decu being this lewd????
Anyone else think Decu is an ass man and projects on to Chiaki and Sayaka?
>>26544369[x] "Honestly, this is about the first dream I've had without death and carnage or creeping dread for as long as I can remember. Which isn't THAT long to be fair, but this is still nice. I could do with more dreams like this one."
>>26544369[x] "I don't think I can stop. Help."
>>26544369[x]Take it further.
>>26544386I'm an enormous ass man myself so I can't tell.Far prefer this bias to the short-hair one though.
>>26544369"I don't hear you telling me to stop. Besides, this place is nicer than my usual dreams anyway." Get the second volume of MMxMM from her.>>26544386You're only noticing now?
Decu knows what's up.>>26544369[x] Looks like so are you. Was thi meeting a chance one, or did you wish to see me?
>>26544369Remove hands from premises
>>26544369"Well, nobody's trying to kill me, so that's a plus. Did you know you have a surprisingly fun ass?">>26544386I try not to think about it and just enjoy the ride.
>>26544404>>26544369[x]I second the hat.
>>26544369"Here I don't turn everything to shit with my touch. It's not everything out there, but the percentage is too high."
>>26544369"we have a past don't we? Red thread binds us or something like that. Feels more like a yarn ball to me." I wonder why we're here, wendy have something to say?
>>26544369[X] "I guess I'm okay with butts... my dreams usually involve getting hurt so this is a nice change."we can stop groping now.
>>26544369[x]"I'm okay with it if you're okay with it."
>>26544369[x] Stop groping."I think Kharn's Hat is getting to me. It's got something trapped inside it that demands lewds."
>>26544350>>26544369This is everything Wendy has fantasised about since she started reading MMxMM.Well, not everything. Not yet...>>26544398>>26544404And hence why I say "yet". We apparently had Wendy once before. But we've forgotten it. This cannot be allowed to stand. Let's remind ourself of what we've forgotten. [x]
>>26544369[x] "How'd you get a butt this nice? Tell me our secret."
>>26544409Burn, heretic>[X] Use both hands
>>26544427>>26544421>I wonder why we're here, wendy have something to say?Seconding
>>26544369Why can't we talk over the phone, or something?Why is It always the dreams?You said you died once.But dead girls shouldn't visit other girls in their dreams, right?Probably
>>26544432*your, fuck.though our kinda works too, though as a non-sequitur.
We could tell her to put the Midori wig on.
>>26544369[x] Fine with this kind of dream indeed. The next ones better be like this one too.Feels comfy
Groping is fine but no further. Midorin still hasn't had her turn!
Remind me again who is Wendy?
>>26544369Well occasionally it is nice to not be somewhere with horrible shrieking monsters and ending up bleeding outWhat was that girl in the hoodie anyway
>>26544350>[x] What's with the wig?
>>26544436>>26544429>>26544424>>26544407>>26544398[x]Do it. Do it now.And by "do it" I mean "do her".
>>26544432We need someone to do a pic of Murderface whispering to Wendy's rear."Tell me your secrets, ass."
[x] Reluctantly relinquish ass. Query relationships, past and present status.
>>26544452>he doesn't know WendyOut.
>>26544369>>26544391>>26544404>>26544418[x] combination of these.
>>26544464Obviously she likes to dress up as Miracle Midori and revisit that night she spend with Murderface before the amnesia ruined it all.
>>26544452Madotsuki, from Yume Nikki.AKA Vomit-chan.
>>26544369[x] Use that butt as a pillow."Well it beats my usual fare, that's for sure. Do you usually hang around in dreams, or are our meetings here convenient coincidences?"
>>26544452We've met her twice in dreams before, and MGsarereal also gave us two different profiles. She also stars in some good write ups.
>>26544452go back to the start of the threads and start again
>>26544447no crossing the beamsenjoy each flavor for itself, not what it could be
>>26544418>>26544427>>26544478[x] these in this order.
>>26544452>this fucking nigger
>>26544369>[X] >>26544514 sound good
>>26544494Oh, I imagine, but seeing her try to deflect the question or explain it would be pretty funny.
>>26544514this if its not too late to vote
>stopping the grope.heretics all of you.More seriously, should probably find out more about Wendy while we have the opportunity.
Guys, I just thinked a thought.What if we could talk to that lust demon trapped in the hat the same way we talk to the people in the golden weapons?or get it exorcised when convenient
>>26544497[x] this right here
>>26544512You fool, think of the possibilities!>Wendy dressed as Midori>Midori comes in disguised as Wendy>both horribly confused>"It's a contest to see which of you is the better you"It doesn't mean anything, but it would be hilarious to see how they try and figure that out. Most likely lewd, but hilarious.
>>26544577You fool, the hat is the only thing keeping it contained!
>>26544572You mean get to know more about her in the biblical sense?
>>26544577no, the hat demon makes us grow as a person or something, keep it
>>26544577I'd rather not. Chaos God references should stay in-jokes rather than serious parts of the plot/setting for a whole host of reasons.
>>26544599aww, doesnt show filename (murderface kryptonite.jpg)
>>26544611Fucking this, please.
>>26544599Well, it's certainly making me grow.
>>26544611Very inclined to agree.
Rolled 6>>26544369[x] Stop groping. "I think Kharn's Hat is getting to me. It's got something trapped inside it that demands lewds."
>>26544611Magical Girls need only one God. All other pretenders need not apply.
Can we try this on Pinky? Grip her butt to see if it is up to standard? And to surprise her and raise some Pinky points?
>>26544687we need to plot-relevant action before then
>>26544703Of course. Add it to our to-do list. Just before the sex her up, sex her down, sex her all around part.
Alright, pausing for now! Thread to resume tomorrow, earlier time! Once again, most voted action here becomes first post. Thank you for your participation and feedback is always great!Questions answered after the writeup, of which I think we have one today!
>>26544687Can't tell if okay idea or 'drag Kyuubey into timestop' level.On one hand, randomly groping people is pretty dumb and would deserve a smackdown. On the other, Pinky has been only flustered and/or receptive to anything remotely forward from Chiaki so far. I need to think on this.
>>26544709 We Night Owls have a pretty crowded living arrangement. We're all stuck together in this one bedroom apartment. I guess it's to force us to get familiar with one another since we jump into witch barriers, but the lack of privacy is fuckin' murder somedays. Especially when Riggs decides to take an hour long shower and eats up all the hot water. Anyways, me and Ana went back to our humble abode to wash off all the food and blood. I was just getting out of the shower, since I'd let Ana go first. I was tired of her whining about mashed potatoes in her hair. Soon as I got out I got in my skimpy costume and cool greatcoat, making a beeline for the coffee machine. No night unit can function without the stuff. Ana drinks it like fucking water.Everyone'd got back it seemed. Riggs, our Callidus, computer nerd and dope fiend, was sitting behind her oversized computer that took up her whole fourth of the living room almost. Doing knifers again. At least being a magical girl makes you pretty much immune to getting a buzz through just breathing the smoke that gives off. She looked like an oddball, skinny enough to count her ribs, greasy blond hair with bangs that fell in her eyes, and these thick cokebottle glasses that made her eyes look a lot bigger than they really were.Ashley Williams, the second Eversor beside yours truly, was sittin' behind her workbench, doing something to that bright red chainsaw of hers and is probably going to hate the fact that I called her Ashley and not Ash at first in this, since she thinks the former's too fuckin' girly. She had short cut black hair and was the biggest of the lot of us. Built like a fuckin' tank, that girl.(1/9)
>>26544709Did you expect us to screw up the conversation with sayaka that badly?
>>26544709Is..the hat affecting us even while not wearing it? Because I likeAlso, thanks for running Decu
>>26544724I took one look over at Ana, who was sprawled out on the couch in her underwear with her fancy Ruskie sniper rifle with the built in suppressor disassembled so she could give it another unneeded cleaning.“I don't know why ya' sprawl out on the couch like that Ana, ya' ain't got anythin' to show off anyway.” I smirked at her, downing a mouthful of coffee, only to have a fairly large bullet thrown at the back of my head. She's a pretty good shot with those...“God, you are just the most charming girl in the world aren't you, Caroline.” she snapped, crossing her arms. “Hey man, some people are really into the whole, girl who looks kinda like a boy thing Ana, don't let Carol get you down and stuff.” Riggs assured our Vindicare. “I think you're fine just the way you are.”“Maybe you should have wished for a cock.” I snerked, only to get hit with another bullet.(2/9)
>>26544724I noticed Ash had been pretty quiet through that little exchange, and then I noticed that's cause she was reading our briefing without us.I stepped up behind her, and she glared over at me. “Personal space, Carol.” she grumbled, pushing the papers inside over so I could see without being behind her.My disappointment was palpable. The bosses wanted us to watch some hotel where people'd been vanishing for a while. And spend a day inside, just to see if someone came to grab us, we could take care of em'. Take a few prisoners, break a few fingers later to see if they'd squeal. Guess they thought a cult might be involved. Now this is important: when a witch gets strong enough, old enough, she can regain a little bit of her mind. Start to think. And how better for her to spread misery and horror into the world than gathering up the crazies of the world to help her do it, and feeding off them a little in the process. They're bad news, as you can imagine.“Watcher job, and probable cult behind the disappearing acts.” Ash shook her head. “Tonight's going to suck.”Ana visibly perked up, while my own excitement crumbled around me. “Fuckin' really? We gotta sit around all night?” I groaned.“All night.” replied Ash. “Spellbreaker's handling the actual night patrol.”I chugged the last of my coffee and tossed the mug on the floor. “Fuckin' Spellbreaker? The Firecrackers are stealin' our gig? My last twenty wasn't enough for 'em?!” I shouted, throwing my hands into the air.(3/9)
>>26544709B-but Decu, why can't these threads last forever?Anyway, will Kyuubey radiate an insufferable level of smugness and/or condescension if we ask him to know in detail what happened with Malal and that stuff?
>>26544745Riggs let out the breath she'd been holding with a little blast of smoke and turned to look over at me with hooded eyes. “Shouldn't let those pigs get you down man, we can still have fun. I got some wild turkey lying around here somewhere still...”That made me feel a bit better. Honey Whiskey makes everything better. Ana stretched out on the couch, then popped into her costume as well. Not sure why she sits around half naked all the time, she ain't got anything to show off to be truthful.“I want to go to the Armorer.” she smiled, putting her weapon back together again.Again, I felt my growin' good mood sink into a gutter.“Do we have to? Every time we go down there that bleach smellin' bitch wants to use us as her guinea pigs for somethin' weird.” I scowled, crossing my arms.“Oh come on, Carol. If you don't want Char's gadgets you can always just say no.” Ana rolled her eyes.It was Ash that beat me to answering her. “No you can't. You really just can't.”“Yeah, man. She's more temperamental than any fuckin' gadget she makes.” agreed Riggs in a hoarse voice as she tried to talk and hold in a lungful at the same time.“Well I guess I'll just have to take whatever you don't want then.” Ana snapped, rifle now assembled and slung over her shoulder.(4/9)
>>26544404>You're only noticing now?It's news to me. :/>>26544611Seconded. >>26544709When will we learn what happened with Midori and Kyouko's investigation?
>>26544753“At least we don't have to deal with Amber anymore.” shrugged Ash, picking up her CDs and Jambox.“Hey, I liked Amber, man. She was always in a good mood and everything, pretty open about anything she wanted to do even if it was dirty or the fact that she used to dissect girls like us. I can respect that.” Riggs mumbled, drifting toward the door.I grabbed the old Confederate cavalry saber my Mom left to me just before I made my contract from where it leaned on my desk. “Let's just get this over with... the sooner the better.” I said, rubbing my temples. The armorer lived down in the basement with a handful of research assistants, just a few floors above that big silent room they got down there. It was armored like a bunker, but that's probably more to keep the place from taking the rest of the Officio with it when eventually blows up. She used to be some sidekick to our old head geek, Amber, but she ain't around no more. So now we deal with Char. Or Scorch as some people like to call her. She didn't earn either nickname for nothing, you hang around her at your eyebrow's own risk. Explosives are her specialty. Or just things that explode but really shouldn't.(5/9)
>>26544709Things sure took a turn for the lewd today, huh?Has it always been your intention to bring us into lewd territory, or did you just exceed your lust threshold today?
>>26544759At least it's not a real long elevator ride down, despite the place being 45 stories under. The Armory itself is a pretty place. It's got workshops all over where the three dozen or so magical girls working with Char perfect their gadgets or whatever the hell they're working on. Usually they test em' out on one another when they're done. Or get someone like us to do it when they want field data. Which led to us being besieged by at least half the eggheads about thirty seconds after getting off the elevator, wanting us to try everything from Anger Powered Jetpacks to some kinda sonic blaster that makes people's naughty bits explode in slow motion. I'm not afraid to admit, I actually stopped to consider that last one because it sounded wonderful if it actually worked. I didn't get a chance to say nothin' back though, cause Ana grabbed me by the hand and dragged me into Char's lab. To this day I still regret not saying something a little faster.Granted, I suppose by explode she could have meant explosively orgasm. But I digress. Char's lab is usually a wreck. Machine parts and tools are just lyin' around everywhere from when she started workin' on somethin' and moved on to another thing without finishin' the first project, and the whole place reeks of bleach like I mentioned before. The bosslady herself was sittin' in the corner, hitting something large, round, and beeping with a hammer. She wasn't holdin' back either.Ash was the first to do somethin' about it, jumpin' forward and taking her hammer away. Char wasn't too happy about that.(6/9)
>>26544754Has that even happened yet?
>>26544770“Hey asshole, that's my lucky hammer!” she cried, practically tackling Ash trying to get it back.“Lucky? You're lucky I fucking got here when I did otherwise I bet you and half your assistants would be able to fit in a matchbox right about now you crazy bitch!” Ash shouted, trying to kick her off.“Yeah, genius, that's why it's lucky! I havn't exploded yet, have I?” she snapped, wrenching the hammer from Ash's hands and tossing it on the floor next to the still beep beeping sphere.Ana stepped forward to try and disarm the situation, flashing egghead supreme an apologetic smile. “We came for gear Char, don't mind Ash, she's just worried about you.”Ash snorted while I tried not to laugh, though Char didn't seem to notice. Instead she brightened right up, clapping her hands together. “Gear! Oh wonderful!” she darted over to one of the shelves that lined the walls of her lab where she kept the stuff she'd finished working on. “I have a bunch of stuff that needs a good shakedown run and almost nobody comes down to get equipped by me personally anymore...”She rummaged around on one of the shelves, and grabbed somethin' that looked kinda like a smartphone. “Well, I've got these Cellphones here that have a new battery I made that can keep them running for a month straight! They're kinda unstable though...” she tossed the phone behind her, which bounced a couple times on the floor before detonating like someone'd gone and stuffed a firecracker inside. The rest of us, even Ana, shared a couple unsure glances while Char moved to the next shelf. She didn't even flinch when the thing went off. (7/9)
>>26544770“Uh.... I got these sprayguns that fire off drug cocktails that soak through people's skin!” she started, before I cleared my throat and stepped up behind her.“Hey Char, we're on the clock here. Do ya think we could get somethin'...” I started, before she turned to give me an impatient look.“Somethin'... more practical? This stuff seems kinda worthless when I can just pull as many .44 Revolvers outta this here coat as I like as long as I keep ahold of em'.” I continued, trying as hard as I possibly could to be nice about it.Char gave me a tired look, droppin' the drug filled squirtgun on the floor and slinking away toward a door in the back. “Yeah, yeah, I get it. Everything I make is worthless. Nobody's interested in anything progressive or cool or experimental around here. Sure, fine. Just take what you fucking want, bring it back later. Or don't. Send someone to wake me up tomorrow. If I'm still here.” she muttered, slipping away into her quarters and closing the door behind her with a defeated thud.Ana shook her head. “What a terrible thing to say...” she shot an annoyed glance at me.“Don't you go givin' me that look, I was as nice as I'm ever gonna be to that crackpot.” I snapped in response, deciding to look over the shelves. No sense in lettin' the trip be a complete waste was my reasoning. And she did say take whatever.(8/9)
>>26544792“You could have just asked for a weapon you know.” huffed the Vindicare, joining me.Long story short, after pickin' through the place a little, everyone but Ash found somethin' on the shelf listed, “Rehashed Mundane”. Mine was a hand axe, except in place of an edge there was a beam emitter slapped on one end. The power supply made it heavier than I'd like but I liked it. Better this and my saber than tryin' to stick people with the stupid bayonets my .44s come with. Riggs found herself a new flamethrower that said it fired some poisonous napalm mixture so even if you weren't burned your lungs would get melted by the fumes. And naturally, Ana picked the dumbest of all the things lyin' there. A bandolier of throwing knives with shaped charges stuck in the handles so when you pulled the pin and threw em' into some poor bastard they exploded the blade into him a second or two later.Ash kept callin' us crazy for takin' anything she made, but shit we're all pretty much crazy here. Quoth Lewis Carrol and his grinnin' cat, “You can't help that, we're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad. You must be mad, or you wouldn't have come here.” She may not inspire confidence when I find doodles for things like the attached picture lying in her desk, but for all her manic depressive tendencies, Char doesn't do a bad job making weapons that are as crazy as most of us are too.Oh, and when Ash said tonight was going to suck, she was way more spot on than any of us could have ever imagined.(9/9)
>>26544772Not as far as I recall no, they drove by to drop off a few things for Sayaka and nearly caused lots of spaghetti to spill if Midorin hadn't gone Moemura. And then they left to investigate that kidnapped girl.
>>26544709When can we finally get lewd time with Midori?
>>26544805We already groped her naked boobs.
>>26544801Thanks for the writeup!
>>26544805If by lewd you mean consensual clothed cuddling in the spooning position, then yeah, when Decu?
>>26544801I don't know if it's because we got spoiled with Wendy or archivalfag, but these writeups just don't seem so great. The characters feel two-dimensional and a bit gimmicky while the writing really suffers in the long paragraphs because of the rambling style.
>>26544709Can we recover our relation with sayaka that both can be friendly to each other or did we fuck it up in completely.
>>26544822:3Thanks for reading my scribbles.
>>26544731No, not really! But it was pretty in-character for Murderface, or at least I think so.>>26544746Hahaha! Well, there's one way to find out!>>26544754The next day, if you want to call them for an update?>>26544760Hahaha! I'm just going with the flow!
>>26544836>>26544805When we meet with her again after the missions are done?
>>26544709Thanks for running Decu!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Questarchive is up, I hope we at least got to keep some of our hard earned Sayaka points.
>>26544736I thought not-dream us is still wearing the hat.
>>26544659You're right; get off the stage Pinky.
>>26544854Any chance of salvaging things with Sayaka? Don't get me wrong, having a devil's advocate that hates us is good, but we could use a warm sort of hate.
>>26544854Can we get actual answers on Wendy's past next thread if we vote to ask good questions? Or will we wake up too quickly.
>>26544849I've been wondering if I should go to writing just regular 3rd person omniscient narrator instead of writing from the perspective from one character just because I think I have issues getting across a lot of the things I'd like to get across writing like this.I may do that for the next one since both times people have told me it's an issue, and I have more experience writing third person anyway.
>>26544850Oh, I almost forgot![-1000 SAYAKA POINTS!]Hahaha, just kidding! But it's always possible.>>26544836After this mission I think!>>26544858Right!
>>26544854>The next day, if you want to call them for an update?When will we get to play (Miracle)Midori again?
>>26544854Yes, let the lewds overtake you.
>>26544895There's a good chance you'll get some good answers from her in this dream. You're already in her bedroom, so this means she trusts you a bit more than before.>>26544894There is always a chance!
>>26544895>Thinking we'll be able to ask and answer good questions with our heads between each other's thighs next thread
>>26544932Silly Decupyon, we'll->>26544937yeap
>>26544932Is there any way I could help with this whole project? I'm kind of in love with it. Someone mentioned a wiki maybe?
Well, today was partially productive at least. Here's the current resized version of the height chart. Mami-san, now in color.
>>26544958That was me, and I asked if there was one. There isn't.
>>26544908Can we get a fake point total?
>>26544486I cant keep track of all the fucking side characters.
>>26544958Gotta admit I kind of want to get involved and write yet another sidestory myself. I probably shouldn't.
>>26544966Should one be made though? or maybe a booru for art?
>>26544908>After this mission I think!Never have I regretted picking a fully 4-day long mission more.>>26544932>>26544937Well, maybe next dream.
>>26544996>Never have I regretted picking a fully 4-day long mission more.Hear ye, hear ye.
>>26544958Oh, haha! Thank you for reading! I don't know about a wiki or if one's being made, though.>>26544988Oh, it's alright if you do! I just need to know what you're writing about so I can fit it in the main storyline. There's 20 Officios and you can write about any one of them! Just need to make sure all the details are straight and everything.
>>26544801Okay, what happened to Amber?
>>26545103>"Hahaha!">-deculture, 2013...that could be about anything!
>>26545103>tfw when Sayaka's chance for a harem sort of vanishesHaha, Blueberry. Haha.
>>26545054>Deceased as of September of last year, KIA in an altercation with a high-ranking member of the United Assassins Association. The loss sent ripples through Santa Destroy’s mercenary scene and sparked a new, albeit short-lived conflict with the UAA resulting in more high-profile deaths on both sides.>more high-profile deathsdecu, decu pls
>>26545154>>26545139As long as Kyoko stays ok, I'm all smiles.okalydokaleyyessireebob
>>26545154Now why would a mad scientists take to the field personally? Here's to hoping that she wasn't among the deceased.
>>26545154PLSLS>>26545139Sayaka could never have a harem anyway. Too straight-laced for that.
>>26545035Sorry to be a bother, but is there a location list for the Officios that exist?
>>26545187Not yet, but we are supposed to get involved with all of them so there probably will be eventually. So far I remember us (9th) being in Mitakihara, Japan; 8th in Santa Destroy, America. Or was that the 17th? Damnit my memory can't do numbers...
>>26545187Should compile a list. Off the top of my head: 3, 9 and 10 are in Japan. 3 got merged into 9 nearly doubling the usual thousand girls count of the other Officios.
>>26545187So far the ones we know of are:First - MoonSecond - UKThird - Japan(?)Eighth - USANineth - JapanTenth - JapanThirteenth - Germany (?)Fourteenth - ItalySeventeenth - CanadaI THINK that's it.
>>26545286I think the Twelfth is in England and has Arturia as the warmaster IIRC.There's also the 7th, the Shounenbator who contracted Yuu, but we don't know where he is.
>>26545286Oh forgot to add, the Twentieth has been mentioned to have been wiped out but deculture later pointed out that an Officio can always rebuild so long as the incubator survives.
Srsly guys, is that Wendy the girl in the bangles? I cant remember.
>>26545330Nope, Second is in England. Wendy did a writeup about their warmaster.
>>26545336She's the one with the pink sweater with the checkerboard pattern on it.
>>26545286Ah, that's it. Curse my memory.A wiki would be damn useful for people with a memory as bad as mine. But it's a load of work with all the characters and facts we have. And might also hurt the mystery behind it all a bit, but that might just be me.
>>26545336How can you not remember Wendy..
>>26545347Yeah but where did we meet her etc.
>>26545336No, Kotarou Yuu>>26545339Ah, whoops. I wasn't really paying attention to the writups as much as the main story.
>>26545365In our dreams.No, literally. We met in a dream where we were in a bar.
>>26545364Because she's one of several dozen side characters? >>26545369Oh yeah, that was Yuu-chan
>>26545339Might even get a second one of those, soon. >>26545353Wiki's a good idea if anyone wants to put the time in to start one. I doubt the various writefags would mind sitting down and plinking away at relevant stuff, and anon en masse could work at the main story stuff.
>>26545376Oh was that actually the first encounter?>>26545385Will there be lewdfics on the wiki?
>>26545369Yuu is too cute, gotta talk with her more. Pity we have to carry these inconvenient golden weapons around to chat with their inhabitants.
>>26545382An important side character. Seriously, if you can't remember even that much, get back to thread one and start over.
>>26545286Okay, awesome! Thanks for the list--right off the bat I notice that neither Australia or Africa have one yet--nor does South America or Antarctica.The only thing would be to find appropriate warmasters...
>>26545406It is always 3 'ha's, isn't it. Deculture sure pays attention to get things right.
>>26545410No. Stop suggesting that already, samefag.
>>26545376Two dreams, even. We've met her twice already.
>>26545443There are some vague plans for Australia, but I don't think it's off the table? For anyone who plans to writefag, absolutely talk to decu first so we can all coordinate.
>>26545443Certainly a lot of uncontracted penguins down in antartica...
>>26545443What the hell would an incubator be doing in Antarctica? Contracting penguins?
>>26545286We also seem to have a japanese naming scheme for incubators. the number of the officio + bey. Kyuu = 9. San = 3. Trick is what about over ten? jyuuichibey for 11?That or those are only for the Japanese officios, idk the names of the others.
>>26545443actually, there is one in Australia, we just don't know the number yet. That's the one that completely focuses on witch hunting iirc
>>26545449Seriously, how could you not remember Wendy at all given that there's been plenty of chatting about her, she showed up in Sayaka's flashback, and Decu recently retweeted a drawing of her? Other side-chars like Yuu I can get, but...
>>26545473well the 8th is just 8ball, but he is eccentric.
>>26545482I dont do twitter and I only read Decu posts.
>>26545477I''d imagine they'd have some killer eversors. Drop the FNGs off at the west coast and have em make their way back to Sydney. Warmaster has to me a Manchester United fan.
>>26545477>Australia focuses on which huntingImagine if every murderous lifeform on Australia was a familiarSuddenly Australia being hell on earth makes sense.
>>26545477They're the Sixth. Not sure about many of the specifics there, though actually I remember decu bringing up them being primarily magical girl hunters.But magical girl, witch...They're only a couple of bad days apart anyway.
>>26545522their eternal enemy is the emu
>>26545530Imagine aboriginal myth themed barriers. Dreamtime indeed.
>>26545545Know of any write ups that mention them?
>>26546453None so far. It's behind the scenes stuff up to this point.