>>26515365
>>Go offensive- we need to shift the violence of action in our favor.

Assault through OPFOR.
Fuck 'em where they live.

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>>26515365
>Go offensive- we need to shift the violence of action in our favor.
Roll Tide.

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>>26515365
>Tactical appraisal- who's involved with the Opposing Force? What are their numbers and disposition?
We've awoken the Creed, and this is our fate

>>26515399
War Eagle

>Go offensive- we need to shift the violence of action in our favor.

>>26515425
>>26515365
Geaux Tigers.
>Go offensive- we need to shift the violence of action in our favor.

>>26515365
>Go offensive- we need to shift the violence of action in our favor.

TACKLE MIHO AND SACRIFICE HER TO THE HUNGRY TRASHCAN OF DUNKING, THEN FEED IT YUKARI

Time to fight the hurricane that is miho

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpuhWD4mjUY

HONK HONK, TIME FOR TONKS!
>>26515365
>Go offensive- we need to shift the violence of action in our favor

>>26515365
>Tactical appraisal- who's involved with the Opposing Force? What are their numbers and disposition?
Is everyone else involved in this treachery? Is it merely Miho and Hana?

>>26515365
>>Tactical appraisal- who's involved with the Opposing Force? What are their numbers and disposition?

>>26515365
>Go offensive

We got this.

>>26515365
>Tactical appraisal
This has elevated beyond simple shenanigens, it is now Civil War!!! Who is rebelling against us? Who are the ringleaders, the instigators? Who is naught but simple grunts, following orders from rebel commanders? If nothing can be gleamed, then EVERYBODY PAYS!

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>>26515365
>Rally your crew- you need to concentrate your resources for a counter-offensive.

>>26515606
I'd wager at least her whole crew are in on it.

Also since Anzu just got friendly fired we should totally recruit her to our side.

>>26515365
>Tactical appraisal- who's involved with the Opposing Force? What are their numbers and disposition?

Information wins wars. If we go on the offensive and they're expecting it, they may have another team ready to flank us.

>>26515365
>Tactical appraisal- who's involved with the Opposing Force? What are their numbers and disposition?
So, how 'bout them tweets?

You glance under Black Jack trying to get a fix on Miho and Hana's position, but their up on top of the tank now- you need to act quickly before they come up over the top for you. Looking around you see the hose that had been used to to fill the barrel had snaked close to you, so with a leg you drag a loop closer before quickly pulling the head of the hose up to your hands.

Kinking your weapon closed, you edge up the side of Black Jack, carefully moving up over the suspension until your opponents come into view. You try to think of some clever attack phrase, instead what comes out is "EAT HOSE, STUPIDS!" in loud English before you open the kink and thumb the hose, spraying Miho and her gunner with a high-pressure stream of water. They scream, jumping back to climb down the other side of your tank in a fit of giggles.

"MOVE UP!" You shout to your crew behind you. "I've got them pinned down! Move up!" You move the stream back and forth along the edge of Black Jack's hull, dissuading them from attempting to climb back up.

"GOT YOU!" Saori yells, coming around the front of Black Jack, a water balloon in each fist. She tosses the first, but you're able to roll out of the way and allow it to splash against one of the Pershings return wheels. You hoist yourself up onto the engine deck as she tosses the second and it bursts against your thigh.

>Engage hostile.
>Pull back to cover.
>Move through the ambush.

>>26516313
>Move through the ambush.

>>26516313
>Pull back to cover.

>>26516313
>Move through the ambush.

>>26516313
>Move through the ambush.
Have someone else take care of Saori.
Really now, I thought she'd be satisfied already, what with bagging one of our crew.
What next? Mako actually moving from her slumber?

>>26516313
Continue with the suppressing fire! Draw their attention and allow our allies to flank them and put them 'on the way to destruction'!

also, how bad would emptying the barrel into the Panzer be?

>>26516313
>>Move through the ambush.
FORWARDS
ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH

also, can we have a sit-rep on Anzu? She is the most cunning of all, I suspect her getting hit by the opening volley may be part of a larger scheme... especially since we were going to dunk her, but have now left her....

By the way, Who has the barrel? Please tell me the boys have the barrel...

>>26516313
>engage hostile


Or perhaps distract her long enough for the bucket to be deployed.

>>26516313
>Move through the ambush.

>>26516313
>>Move through the ambush.
The way out is through!

inb4 No Fun Police stops this shenanigans with a shrill whistle blow.
Then we water balloon them anyway.

And I just realized. If most of the team is cold and wet by the end of this, the American team might finally get an excuse to visit one of those hot springs/public bath houses.

Though I have no idea how the boys would get the memo on the impromptu briefing or pre-match pep talk, if ever the girls decide to do it there.

>>26516313

Assault through the ambush, and close with and destroy the enemy.

With GLORIOUS BEEF.

>>26516649
We don't really need the pep talk, we're the experienced crew that kicks serious ass.

>>26515365
>Tactical appraisal- who's involved with the Opposing Force? What are their numbers and disposition?
It's six-thousand two-hundred miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a rack of HVAP, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
>>26515399
>Roll Tide.
Okay.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ-trWxSBLo

Pull back to cover and figure out who's accounted for and more importantly who's not.

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>>26516313
>Move through the ambush.

>>26515479
Yeah okay that's another one for the loudspeaker playlist.
>>26516313
>Move through the ambush.

Has anyone seen BlackJack ingame? If so, tell him to get his ass back in here.

Speaking of WoT, should I play it? WW2 enthusiast here.

>>26516969
Considering that it's free, you can try it out and see if you enjoy yourself.
I'll warn you, it is very much an arcade game, not a hardcore sim.

>>26516969
Well it is free so you have no reason not to try.
Unless you're afraid of wasting all your time playing vidya games

>>26517009
Hmm... Might as well. I'll start downloading right now.

Are there even any hardcore tank sims out there? I haven't been able to find any.

>>26516969
If you like tanks and blowing things up then yes. It can be a bit grind heavy if you want to play without spending money, but its not pay to win.

>>26517040
Red Orchestra 2.

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>>26517057

>>26517040
>Are there even any hardcore tank sims out there?
Not really. It's too small-scale and granular to get the Silent Hunter treatment, but still needs a multi-man crew.
>>26517057
PFFFHAHAHA!

>>26517057
Good game, but not for tanking.

>>26517057
only 2 tanks and 1 tank map, which no one likes to play.

>>26517057
RO2 was such a letdown, the first one is still better and has a bunch of tanks only maps too.

>>26517057
since there are obviously a few people here who play, what does everyone thing of how they fucked up Bridges of Druzina? It was seriously the best map going until Tripwire edited it for no apparent reason and made it an auto win for the Germans.

Am I the only one who notices a Mause roll through?

>>26517268
wat

>>26516942

What's his ingame name again?

>>26517304
See >>26515385

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>>26515385
'sup Mouse?
>>26517268
Sushi soon, fellow Tanker.

>>26517364

Effing finally.

I miss that crazy lovable sniper.

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>>26517364
Sushi~

>>26517406
>Sushi/Jessica OTP

>>26517492
PL/Jake/ Top is true OTP

>>26517519
It's OTT, anon.

>>26517519
>PL
Get that shit the fuck out of here.
But yes, I am a Top fan.

We seem to be drifting. Now would be a good time to rein us back in Blackjack.

sound the BlackJack call

You twist your body around, unleashing the stream of water on the Panzer IV's radiogirl, thumbing the hose for maximum pressure. "Back!" You shout. "GET BACK!" You keep the stream of water on her, forcing her back as you slide back off Black Jack's engine deck and onto the floor again.

At this point, Richard appears from behind the 38(t) with another hose, expertly thumbing the nozzle and spraying his girlfriend down. "GAH!" She spits between blasts, the two hoses forcing her to retreat back around your tank.

You move up and around the corner, keeping the water on her until she disappears around the other side of the tank. You look back over at Richard and he grins. "Nice shooting!"

"Nice shooting yourself!" He replies, kinking the hose and blowing the nozzle like an Old West gunfighter.

>Pull back to the 38(t), get cover and converge with allied forces.
>Continue the assault around the Pershing's front.
>Other.

>>26517762
>>Pull back to the 38(t), get cover and converge with allied forces.

>>26517762
>>Other.
Retrieve the bucket.

>>26517762
>move to the StuGIII and take up the fight on the Western front.

>>26517762

Regroup and assault the enemy.

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>>26517762
>Continue the assault around the Pershing's front.

>>26517762
>Continue the assault around the Pershing's front.

I WONDER WHERE YUKARI IS GUYS

>>26517762

>Continue the assault

ADVANCE!

>>26517762
>Continue the assault around the Pershing's front.
Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that "we are holding our position." We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass. We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose!

>>26517762
>>Continue the assault around the Pershing's front.
Panzer vor!

>>26517804
*shit through a goose

ftfy

>>26517762

Get our hat out, It's time for WAR!!!

ADVANCE ON THE ENEMY! Expect their ambushes, If they wish to balloon us, shoot their balloon causing it to backfire! If you can't hit them, suppress them so Richard can flank them and then continue the advance! we shall push them back, take them prisoner and introduce them to the barrel'o'fun!

>>26517762
Nice to see Richard can still get his girlfriend wet.

>>26517762
>>Continue the assault around the Pershing's front.

>>26518035
Heyyooooo!

Never change, BJ

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>>26518035
Lets just hope that doesn't dampen their relationship

>>26518898
ignore this guy. Post faster pls.

>>26518898
I could get a BJ for change while waiting for BJ to never change.

>>26518938
I doubt it. This isn't the first time her Dick's gotten wet lately.

>>26519008
>>26518938
Carlos, stop Samefagging.

>>26519037
>Implying there's only one purveyor of awful puns in this thread

So how many games has it been

>>26519083

If he plays like me...

6? 7?'

At least if he's decent, and uses his tanks well.

I can usually get that many in swapping T32/13 90/and 122-44 if the other two are locked.

"Moving up!" You call over to Richard as you pull some more slack for the hose. "Richard, cover me!" You charge around the front of the tank and find Miho, Hana and Saori have grouped up with a bucket full of water balloons.

You smile evilly at them and unkinky the hose. "GET SOME!" You shout, a maniacal edge to your voice. "GET SOME!" You spray them down with prejudice until a water balloon impacts your shoulder. Your head whips around your eyes lock on to the new assailant.

Yukari is standing next to the Panzer IV, a water balloon still in her other hand. "You!" You growl. She fidgets, but quickly regains her composure and launches another water balloon into you.

>They have us on two fronts- pull back.
>Focus fire on the new target- drive her back.
>Continue attacking the larger group.

>>26519191
>Focus fire on the new target- drive her back.

>>26519191

Pull back, have Richard and Patrick set up a hasty ambush around the corner and catch them when they follow.

>>26519191
"Richard! Continue the assualt! I'll deal with the flanking units!"

"COME, SHOW ME WHAT PASSES FOR FURY AMONG YOUR MISBEGOTTEN CREW!!!"

>>26519191

>Focus fire on the new target- drive her back.

No one else.

mineminemineminemine

>>26519191
>Continue attacking the larger group.

>>26519191
[x] BANZAI

BANZAI
BLACKJACK BANZAI

CHAAAARGE THEM

>>26519265
[x] This

>>26519191
>Have Patrick take your hose while you grab Yukari and dunk her in the can.

>>26519191
> focused fire on the new target - drive her back

At the same time and Richard and Patrick flank the larger group while they're focused on you.

>>26519191
>>Focus fire on the new target- drive her back.

>>26519191
>Focus fire on the new target- drive her back.
>Yell "YOU'RE MINE!" for maximum misunderstandings.

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>>26519191
>Focus fire on the new target- drive her back.

>>26519329

Oh god, do this.

If only for the spaghetti.

>>26519235
>PREPARE YOURSELF

>>26519191
>[x]
>>26519329
Claim our rightful Wo-.... Opponent in such a loud voice that none can deny the
of our claim!

>>26519191
>Focus fire on the new target- drive her back.

we know her one weakness

GRAB HER BOOBS

>>26519191
>>26519298
> Have Patrick take the hose while you dunk Yukari.

>>26519191
>>Continue attacking the larger group.

>>26517364

Sup mah man.

>>26519329

Considering how deep a grave we're currently digging ourselves, we might as well go all the way with this... Although it will be an awkward movie evening later tonight.

>>26519329

DO IT

>>26519471

Oh please, we've already decided Yukari is gonna be our Wapanese Waifu, we might as well turn movie night into hot sloppy makeouts.

It'll improve morale.

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>>26519329
>>Focus fire on the new target- drive her back.
>>Yell "YOU'RE MINE!" for maximum misunderstandings

This

>>26519519
And her parents already like us!

>>26519547
They'd have liked anyone just for being human.

>>26519191
>Focus fire on the new target- drive her back.
DA-DA-DA-DA DA DA-DA-DA
DA-DA-DA-DA DA DA-DA-DA
(DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
DA-DA-DA-DA DA DA-DA-DA
(DAAAAAA-DAAAAAAAAAAA)
DA-DA-DA-DA DA DA-DA-DA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0bcRCCg01I

>>26519519
but but the mechanic girl with the jumpsuit and the annoyed attitude and the engine grease

>>26519567

What's to say Yukari isn't open to opening the bed?

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>>26519595

No. Just no.

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>>26519519
>we
Speak for yourself, white man. We need a firm but gentle hand to deal with our wild side. Only a girl who can tame the wild Porsche Tiger has what it takes.

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>>26519635

So many choices... So many wowen...

>>26519595
Yukari is Russelssexual and Mihosexual, she will accept no others.

>>26519635

Even rose is already shipping RussellxYukari.

You cannot hold back the tide.

>>26519745
Well it's not like we even get a chance to say more than two words to any of the other girls, or anything.

>>26519745
Eh, I'm hoping for Miho or at least both of them *Shrug* I'm not complaining

BJ said Yukari is not for lewd.

>>26519784
tender loving is not hte same as lewd.

>>26519762
Yeah, that be true. I want to hang out with the other crews for an extended duration, ya know?

>>26519784

Come on son, this is /tg/. A shy kiss while holding hands is one of the most extreme of fetishes here.

>>26519635
I say we take the auto club, steal a boat, go back to the mainland, and take up touge racing. There just isn't enough adrenaline in this tank shit.

>>26519806
Spoiler that FILTH if you have to post it on a blue board, anon.

>>26519824
dude, at BJ's pace, it would take 14 threads for us to get the car from neutral to first...

You pull back around the corner, but only long enough to signal to Patrick and Richard to move around the other side of Black Jack- they'd take the main group and you'd deal with the flanker.

"YOU'RE MINE!" You scream as you Feather the hose for maximum range, easily striking Yukari center of mass. "Show me your fury, Tank Girl!" You bellow in English, summoning every ounce of gaijin power as you stride towards her.

She does exactly what any Japanese schoolgirl would do when encountering a soaking wet, half-naked white guy charging and screaming at her. She squeeks and retreats back around the Panzer IV. Confronted with the loss of their flank and your own reinforcements, Miho sounds her own retreat.

"Back!" She yells. "Get back to our tank!" She grabs a balloon in each hand while Hana grabs the rest of the bucket and the three beat a hastey retreat.

>We've accomplished our objectives, pull back!
>Hold position- make sure they can't mount another attack!
>"Richard. Patrick. Get the barrel. We finish this now."

>>26519851
>>"Richard. Patrick. Get the barrel. We finish this now."

>>26519851
>"Richard. Patrick. Get the barrel. We finish this now."
Use the nuclear option. This ends here and now.

>>26519824
>not becoming Fastest on Akina while driving a Hellcat
>not blowing Shingo Shoji's precious Civic SiR-II into little bitty pieces right in front of him
But seriously, we're totally sticking a Fujiwara Tofu Shop decal on the Tiger(P) once they get it.
>>26519851
>"Richard. Patrick. Get the barrel. We finish this now."

>>26519851
CMON YUKARI WHERE'S THAT BANZAI SPIRIT

>>26519851
>"Richard. Patrick. Get the barrel. We finish this now."

>>26519851

We don't leave a job half done! Finish Them!!!

>>26519881
Dude, I mean yeah he was a dick, but he got his tailpipe handed to him by an "inferior" car already, I think blowing his car up is a little extreme.

>>26519851
>"Richard. Patrick. Get the barrel. We finish this now."

And since it'll be movie night with Yukari later (or at some point)...
>(to the garupans) "You know your standing orders. Out of commission, become a pillbox. Out of ammo, become a bunker. Out of time, become heroes."

>>26519851
>We've accomplished our objectives, pull back!

I dunno about you, guys, but using our greater strength to dunk a couple of schoolgirls in a barrel full of water feels... wrong!

>yfw this fight so far is an analogue for World War 2.
>Japanese Sneak Attack
>Americans rally and beat the snot out of them, forcing them to retreat
and, if we use the barrel
>Americans use weapon of overwhelming power on the Japanese to force an end to the war

>>26519905
Personally, I like the idea that we haven't seen The Beast yet. Let Russels discover the greatness of the film before our very eyes.
Oh who am I kidding the movie night will last like half a post.

>>26519910
... my god...

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>>26519905
NYET WE SAVE THIS FOR LOSING FIGHT AGAINST GLORIUS MOTHERLAND!

>>26519910
Then we also need to properly de-militarize them ("Hand over all the water balloons.")

>>26519952
Of course, we'll give some of them back when they are menaced by Pravda. Allow them to form a 'Garupan Self-Defense Force'

>>26519908
Also if we nab Miho she might go into 'nam flashback mode and shank us

I wonder what happened to Anzu... Probably hiding under a tank somewhere getting her share of beefcake and cheesecake!

>>26520014
Wait why would she
>submerged in water
oh right

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>>26519851
>"Richard. Patrick. Get the barrel. We finish this now."
Also where is Anzu during all of this? Is she just watching the water fight?

>>26520044
>>26520334

Probably wet... And not only from getting hit by a water balloon!

A bit belated, but we have something in common with Yukari now.
Miho makes us wet

With a moment left to rest, you and your crew dart back to the other side of Black Jack, while Miho's team hunkers down with their remaining water balloons.

Richard smiles, breathing hard from the exertion. "Well... That was fun!" He says jovially. "Back to work then?"

You frown grimly. "No. We are not done." You say lowly. "They must learn... We must teach them that we are the masters of water, that they cannot challenge us without receiving the gravest of punishment..." You look up at your crew. And Anzu, looking halfway between annoyed at being wet and happy that she's finally getting to see her shirtless, soaked American guys.

"Patrick, Richard." You say, finally looking up at them. "Get the barrel. We finish this. Now."

It's a difficult job, getting the barrel up on top of the Panzer IV- Anzu mans the hose, spraying them any time they attempt to peek their heads out to see what's happening- and lose probably half pf its contents by the time it sits up on top of Miho's panzer.

But, as the three of you quickly drag it the last few feet, you glance down and see the girls stacked up along the corner, balloons at the ready.

You whistle.

They look up.

And the three of you tilt twelve-ish gallons of cold water over them.

The high pitched yells tell you Justice has been served.

>"Do you yield?"
>"Wait... why aren't you guys freaking out about me being shirtless?"
>Other.

>>26520568
>"Do you yield?"

>>26520568
>"Do you yield?"

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>>26520568
>"Do you yield?"

>>26520568
>[x] Dost thou yield?

>>26520568
>"Do you yield?"
Alternately TSUNAMIIIIIIII

>>26520568
YOU CANNOT WIN

WE HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

>>26520568
>>"Do you yield?"

>>26520568
>Yield.

Don't ask them; COMMAND them!

>>26520620
Seconding medievalspeak.

>>26520652
So lemme get this straight.
You're saying the geography that we stands compares them superior?

>We ask them to yield
>They say 'Never!'
>We fill the bucket up and blast them again.

>>26520700
Yes.

>>26520568
>"Do you yield?"

You stand above the soaked and defeated garupans. "Yield." You say simply, trying your best to put the hardest possible look on your face. "You cannot win."

Miho looks up at you, and then at her crew. "Alright fine... We yie-"

"EAT HOSE, SUCKERS!" Anzu shouts as she darts around the tank, spraying the girls down. "That's what you get! That's what you get for hitting me with a water balloon!" Anzu is laughing maniacally at this point. And there's a crazed look in her eye that's actually a bit disturbing.

"Anzu. That's enough." You say, responsibly. "They've learned from their-" In the second it you took your eyes off them they bombard you with another four water balloons- a second later a couple more are thrown at Anzu, forcing her back as well. The fury of their final attack takes you off guard and you find yourself scrambling backwards.

"We'll never surrender!" Saori shouts from the other side of the tanks.

>Anzu, get your crew. Their treachery will be their downfall!
>Retreat!
>Hit them with the barrel again. Even bigger this time!

>>26521009
>Anzu, get your crew. Their treachery will be their downfall!
Gondor calls for aid

retreat, see if we can drag any more crews into this.

>>26521009
>>Hit them with the barrel again. Even bigger this time!
*cough cough* AS I WAS SAYING WE FINISH IT HERE

>>26521009
>Anzu, get your crew. Their treachery will be their downfall!

>>26521009
>Hit them with the barrel again. Even bigger this time!

>>26521009
>Anzu, get your crew. Their treachery will be their downfall!

>>26521009
>>Anzu, get your crew. Their treachery will be their downfall!

HA HA! TIME FOR OPERATION DOWNFALL!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_japan

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>>26521009
>Hit them with the barrel again. Even bigger this time!
And we make sure we get Anzu too.

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>>26521009
>Anzu, get your crew. Their treachery will be their downfall!
Here's hoping Yukari doesn't go full Daskal.

>>26521009
>>Hit them with the barrel again. Even bigger this time!

Guys, I've been thinking. Wouldn't our extended absence from classes cause some of our classmates to go looking for us?

>>26517519

To be honest, I'm still waiting for Wittmann to come back myself.

>>26521157
I need to watch this movie again...

Oh boy surely the aftermath of this is going to be most lewd.

Inb4 date with Yukari after the soakening

>>26521220

Nah, head to her house to shower.

Then the dad joins Russell in the shower.

"So what do you think of Yukari?"

>>26521242

Just as you are about to tell your Grandpa to leave you to shower in peace, Yukari enters the fray with the intent to commence the lewdness.
and then you all sit around planning with model tanks for the next half hour

>>26521091
Nude filter plz

Black Jack post pls :C

>>26521548
Shh, anon.
No posts now, only tanks.

>>26521548
>>26521559
Hey, maybe he'll post if we all go and kill him in WoT and post a dozen screenshots of it.

>>26521548
It's clear you don't understand how these threads work, we need to wait at least another 20 minutes then speculate he's dead.

Or someone needs to encounter him in World of Tanks and kick his ass.

"Anzu!" You hiss. "Get Momo and Yuzu- they're too well armed and entrenched." You glance back over your shoulder and around the corner of the PzIV. "We need numbers. And we need weapons."

Anzu nods. "Give me ten minutes." She says. "You'll have reinforcements, balloons, hoses, barrels and tubs."

"You have five." You say, giving her a hard look. A few minutes later, she's assembled not only Turtle Team, but the History Club and Duck Team as well. A force of water warriors larger than any assembled in history.

Okay, maybe not that big, but still- they're armed to the teeth- every spare hose, three barrels of water- the only thing missing were water balloons, but such waterpower would be nothing compared to the forces arrayed against Anglerfish team.

"This is your last chance!" You call. "Yield and we will accept your surrender."

A few moments later, Yukari's voice calls out. "Never! Miss Nishizumi will never surrender!"

Then so be it.

>>26521604

I guess the results of this are going to be most liquidating

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>>26521604
"Such senseless waste of human life."

>>26521656

>"Such senseless waste of dry clothing."

Moist.

>>26521641
>Things escalate quickly.

The potential implications of this. How long until Russels catches a glimpes of Yukari's soaking white shirt?

>>26521692
>we initiate the Oarai tradition of the wet tank-top contest
I'm totally OK with this.

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>>26521604

So...Miho and her crew will be going out guns blazing like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid?

>>26521692
If nothing, Russels has demonstrated some iron will when it comes to keeping his gaze in check with the volleyball club.

>>26521641
>>Things escalate quickly.
inb4 ridiculous school wide all out water warfare.
and we have tanks.
Possibilities!

>>26521731
The volleyball club who he hasn't been taunte about going on a date with.

>>26521731

He cannot, will not, resist the fluffy goddess.

>>26521731
He might be able to keep his gaze in check but he will still know that he could just look down, and know that her parents would approve.

>>26521811

Since we got here over the awkwardness, knowing Yukari, she might just hug him and thank him for the fun, completely oblivious to the fact they're both soaking wet...

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>>26521933

So russell will have to do a koothrappali?

>>26521933
I don't think Yukari is going to be quite THAT oblivious any more. There ain't no putting that genie back in the bottle, not completely.

>>26521731
No he's just practiced at using his peripheral vision. A useful skill to train for someone who needs to notice enemy movement asap.

>>26523976
Maybe she's gotten a bit of spine and is going for what she wants?

>>26524904

Yukari going for what she wants... Given how driven she can be, this is both exciting and frightening!

>>26525535
Russells and Miho better watch out!

>>26524904
>>26525535
>"Hey, when do you want to come over again? Have you ever seen The Beast?"
She already started earlier.

>>26525535
>>26526736
>>26530708
Good god we don't stand a chance against an unleashed Yukari.

>Yukari will never scream out obscure tank facts as she rides out an orgasm astride you

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>>26530752