>>26468303

Speaking: Point here. Point here.
Shooting: Point here.
CQC: No point here. Most SCP are deadly in melee to the ridiculous degree.
Covert: Point here.

Good at getting where we need to be, and if need be we can defend ourselves.

>>26468303

Two speaking, one firearms, one covert.

We Mulder now.

In the future, if you make a quest thread please put quest in the subject line.

Polite sage for no contribution.

>>26468303
>>26468327
I'm up for a jack of all trades.

>>26468337
sure why not
thirded

>>26468337
Sure

Thanks for avoiding the meta setting. The entries on the site are a mixed bag.

Oh dear god. Is this it? Is this the SCP: Monstergirls Loli Quest?

Is it happening?

>>26468303
>New skill: (Outline your own and put a point in this.)
Occult. Put 4 points into it. We Agent Wizard now.

>>26468337
>>26468327
I agree with those two fine gentleman

>>26468390
Somehow I doubt Occultism would help much with SCPs.

>>26468327
>>26468337
I know /tg/ loves to talk things to death, but maybe we should put some more points into shooting. When it comes to SCPs, if you can't shoot it down you probably can't talk it down.

>>26468425
There's tons of them that are just demons and ghosts and shit.

So long as we didn't get assigned to guard the nanomachine swarm or some shit, it could be really useful.

>>26468427
And vice versa, I'd say. Information is more valuable than bullets. And getting more information out of potential witnesses sounds like a good idea to me.

>>26468327
Agreed.

I'd prefer to take one from speaking and put it in covert, but I'll accept this guy's stuff.

>>26468434
But they're all confined into a scientific theme, which I kind of like.

Offering sacrifices to a giant regenerating lizard or cutting yourself in front of a murderous teleporting sculpture will do exactly nothing to help your situation.

>>26468427
And with some, you can't do anything except scream as you die.

>>26468354
Sincere apologies.


>>26468363
>>26468360
>>26468375
>>26468337
>>26468327
You remember now: You're the face. Gerald's the one who can wrestle a biker to the ground with ease. He's big, his suit specially tailored to his overlarge frame (six foot six, a couple hundred pounds of muscle). He likes shotguns, you like revolvers. He likes rockabilly, you like orchestral. You get along well because the mission comes first and always does.

The disturbance began a few weeks ago, you recall from the briefing, alongside a few disappearances. Superiors believe it to be a creature, as the signal is moving, but also admit there is no predicting it. You loaded out with your Colt and a few boxes of ammo, a simple Nagant (though you have personally tended to it with care - it's a relic from the old war, after all.) and more ammo with it. You've also brought amnesiacs, some smelling salts, and a Mindkill.

Mindkill is a unique drug that makes one nonsentient for a few hours. Its primary use is against memetic threats, but it can be used in other ways. However, it is incredibly costly to produce, requiring the use of an SCP in the process that takes time to reuse.

Gerald has opted for combat armor, a sanctified longsword, a silver dagger, and an AA-12 with ammo. You don't question this decision either. It's part of what makes you a good team.

"Hotel or motel?" he asks. Continued.

It's more important a decision than one might think: Hotels are more comfortable, more safe, and in general nicer - but motels are EVERYWHERE, and allow for more quiet entry and departure. Gerald usually lets you make the decision and always has.

You're approaching the town now. Gas stations are showing up, and the road has sidewalks.

>>26468484
Why would we stay anywhere?

What type of vehicle are we using?

>>26468484
Unless we can sleep in the car, I say motel. More discreet. One of those "no questions asked" kind of places.

>>26468484
We stay at the motel. We've always been very mindful of our budget and of hiding our tracks. Cash only.

>>26468504
>>26468506
We're going to have to drive to wherever this thing is anyway. Why expose ourselves unnecessarily?

>>26468515
Decent sleep is important for clarity of mind and that can't be had in the car.

>>26468515
We're already going to be MiB flashing every civvy involved. Not saying to go crazy and not give a fuck about concealment, but we don't need to be like some kind of ghost ops either, and if we're planning on doing that we should have picked something that wasn't speaking for our 2skill.

>>26468527
We might be in a van though. Back of a van wouldn't be too bad if we have bedrolls.

>>26468537
Gerald is 6'6". That better be one fuckhuge van that is fairly empty and totally not full of things that SCP agents would haul around.

OP we need more information here.

1.) Where are we going?
2.) Do we have any means of tracking our quarry?
3.) Do we have any support whatsoever?

For starters.

>>26468560
That. Also please ask for input at the end of an update or give options or it won't be too clear where we are going.

Polite sage for no contribution.

>>26468557
Good point. Motel then.

>>26468515
>>26468495
You /are/ using a van. Assuming you do shifts, you and Gerald can sleep in the back, while the other drives, guards, and other things. However...

>>26468527
>>26468506
>>26468504
Good sleep and a bed are important. While the Foundation has many, many, MANY Containment Facilities, it's been a four hour drive and you ache a bit. You think a bit more.

Another factor you've not considered yet is that a motel or hotel don't count as a house or a home - before departure, Gerald had bought, slept in, ate in, and - you think - had a good time with a secretary named Alice in the back. According to your occult experts, it counts as a dwelling now and has a 'threshold'.

>>26468560

1.) Where are we going?
Near to a large forest in Oregon. It's near to old-growth.

2.) Do we have any means of tracking our quarry?
None yet - you do not know enough and the equipment required was over weight limit and too unweildy.

3.) Do we have any support whatsoever?
Yes and no. If you can reach a Containment Facility, you can assume full medical care and asylum no matter your actions. However, if you cannot, contact to such locations is ONLY if they are in direct danger - such as an anomalous being/object bearing down on it. You're on your own, and have authority equal to an NSA ranking member otherwise.

Legally, it's Dr. McNinja rules: Reach a CF, and you're fine. Otherwise, only 'rank' protects you.

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>>26468596

>>26468596
>occult
Told you guys that occult was a valid choice

>>26468596
Fucking Gerald, can't keep it in his pants.

Unprofessional, but you can't complain - he gets the job done.

>>26468622
I dunno man. That's to Gerald, the van is now vampire-proof

>>26468613

Gerald has Melee(Armed), CQC, and Occult, with two in Occult. This gives him 3 dice if he's armed up close, and 5 assuming he's using a holy weapon.

>>26468622
The likelihood of his death is probably the only reason he gets away with it.

Thanks for answering my questions, OP.

Motel and basecamp, scout out hardware and basic electronics, establish connection with any nearby CFs.

And any occult buggery we need to do.

>>26468596
So what now?

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>>26468638
>two in Occult
>25% of our team's points are in Occult
>The stat that people told me was worthless

>>26468633
How? Did he rub garlic on his dick or something?

>>26468669
SCP is a scientific organization, bro. Didn't know OP was going for a Dresden Files feel. We can pick up occult skills in the field.

>>26468672
> it counts as a dwelling now and has a 'threshold'.

someone can't read

>>26468672
Threshold, yo. They can't come in unless we invite them.

>>26468672
See
>>26468596
>According to your occult experts, it counts as a dwelling now and has a 'threshold'.
If you sleep, eat and have sex in a place it starts to take on some of your signature, becoming "home".
Vampires cannot enter a home unless invited.

>>26468682
I read, I just didn't understand how.

>>26468680
There are multiple SCPs based on magic and shit. Just because the foundation tries a scientific approach doesn't make it not occult.

There are multiple SCPs that are harmed by belief. The shadow things in the hell barn that rips out hearts and the one airplane that does something bad unless people believe hard enough (it's been a couple years since I read it) come to mind

>>26468680
If OP were to going for a genuine Holders/SCP feel we'd be dead or CAN YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOOOOOOOO!?! by thread four, I think.
It seems like something of a hybrid to make things somewhat playable.
> judging this early
I know.

>>26468669
I find it funnier that the "dumb muscle" is our spellslinger.

Ok ok ok.

What are we doing?

Bump, awaiting for OP.

>>26468715
>the one airplane that does something bad unless people believe hard enough
I remember that. I think it spawns demons unless it get's blessed by a high ranking member of the Catholic church before its flights or something.

>>26468669
Those five dice are, of course, assuming the holy weapon is actually applicable.

>>26468680
What is magic, but differently applied science?


>>26468642

You get a Motel, and Gerald nods, rummaging in the glove compartment.
"Salt it up. I'm gonna look around town and see if I can't get together some food." he says.

"Once you're back, I'll be taking the van."

"Why?"

"Gotta ask around and check co-ords." you reply. "Find the nearest CF and speak with some folks about the vanishings."

He nods.
"'kay. Stay safe."

He drops you off, and you inspect the room. A simple bath, a window looking out, one entrance, and one bed.

Shit. Oh well, you're not all that big. You get to work on 'salting up' and securing the locale, when your phone rings. It's your home CF, who sent you out here, by a proxy piggyback phone. You pick up.

"Agent. We have new information regarding the anomaly. It's moving towards your current position, though slowly, and the movement has been sporadic."

The line fuzzes out and dies.

>>26468728
No idea. People need to learn that you need to prompt unless it's a draw quest.

>>26468715

Correct me if im mistaken

So in resume
There is magic, there are religion related artifacts and beings, but they are looked upon from a scientific point of view.

>>26468726
>I find it funnier that the "dumb muscle" is our spellslinger.

I like that too. And who says "occult" in SCP means spell slinging? It could very well be just knowledge about the rules behind seemingly supernatural phenomenons. You know, "we can't explain it with science but we have derived these methods and procedures to deal with them".

>>26468750
TRAP

IT KNOWS

>>26468765
>>26468750
>>26468763
Yup. Looks like we're going this route.

>>26468750
Headed our way, sporadically. stay away from walls, keep an eye on the door and window, attempt to contact Gerald.

>>26468746
the faith factor is just a facade,
the point is to prevent the door from closing and believing you can keep it open is enough to keep it open.
They just tell them they need to believe in an abrahamic faith because that has proven to make people believe they can keep the door open way more easly.

>>26468750
>>26468789
This. Also try to get in contact with the dudes again.

Why do we not have something of our own that can tell us where the thing is?

>>26468750
You should always end a quest update post with either:
>several options
>"What do?"
>or "cont." if you have more to post afterwards

>>26468804
>strange magnetic signatures and radio waves

A simple multimeter should do. Or any kind of radiowave reciever aka an antenna.

>>26468791
The final answer is : We do not know.
That is why Worst Case Scenarios are made for.

On what we Do know, thus, there is only this :
-We are looking for a Sentient lifeform, which might be aware of our position and role. The movement pattern suggest a lone predator, strong enough to win with 2:1 odds against him without doubting, and clever, as it tries to be stealthy.
Which mean that it might know about our position but not about our technological assistance.

>>Beast, Stealhy, Strong.

For what we know at the moment we should have some useful equipment,
knowing the anomaly is magnetic in nature and emits radio waves, we at least need a radio and a device to measure magnetism?

>>26468766
Paranoia strikes.

You've learned over many missions to remain calm and to listen to your instincts. Your hand flashes towards your belt and you dial up Gerald.

"Yeah?"

"We've a problem. It's moving, and it can cut off transmissions. Remember how base said we wouldn't need a multimeter or an antenna?"

"Yeah, the disappearances hinted at occult."

"Buy them. I'm making the call on this."

"Righto. Anything else?"

"Be careful - avoid traffic lights, if you can. Stay in the van until you get here."

"Right. I'll also look into getting a guitar."

"...What?"

"Outside case."

"...Alright."

There's been two times when Gerald's 'outside case's have proven useful: Once against a horse made of wheels, and again with a house that was slowly losing weight but not mass.

But he always has some, every mission. You've learned to allow him his minor foibles.

"On my w-"

The line fuzzes and cuts.

>Wait
>Leave
>Call

>>26468750
ok so far the anomaly is movile and either disrupted the phone/electrical sistems.

we should verify if it is sentinent, but first let just see what it is doing from a safe distance

>>26468876
>>Wait
We've got our nugget. Hold down the fort. Errr... Motel room.

>>26468876
wait

>>26468843
>>26468890

We should also SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING. that isn't needed, electronics wise. Electronic manipulation can go a long way. Time deposit our cellphones and watches at the reception after drawing protective runes all over them.

>>26468765
>And who says "occult" in SCP means spell slinging?
Nobody, it probably is the kind of magic system that mainly deals with curses and not pissing off spirits.
> You know, "we can't explain it with science but we have derived these methods and procedures to deal with them".
Exactly. Again, I like that our partner isn't just good at hitting things till they stay dead, even if it seems his preferred past time. Makes the dynamic more interesting.

>>26468876
Assuming the first call was interference with phone lines, and this one is direct cellular interference, the critter must be fairly close. it'd be a waste to attempt reconnection. Wait a while longer. When Gerald arrives, move cautiously to meet him, making sure to signal caution.

>>26468902
>runes
i guess some extra preventive measures are ok, but still we dont know about the nature of the anomaly so runes might or might not work

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>>26468902
> We should also SHUT. DOWN. EVERYTHING.

I concur.

>>26468902
> dat paranoia

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>>26468965
It's helps to be paranoid if you work for an agency that deals with containing crazy-ass shit like ZALGO.everyday.

>>26468902
>>26468923
>>26468944
Gentlemen.
NOW you're thinking SCP.

You move around the apartment, shutting down various equipment. Even your phone. The connection cutoffs were disconcerting. That done, you sit on the bed and care for your longarm, taking your time. Halfway finished, Gerald enters, holding a breifcase.

"Your detection equipment." he says. He unslings the guitar with a smile. "And my Fender." he chuckles. "Anyway. Next suggestion? I'm thinking we should hit up the police."

"It's close, I think. Moving into civilization. We might need to send in a cleanup crew afterwards."

He grunts.
"Have you been checking the radio?"

"No, why?"

"Well, I was in town, and one gas station guy was complaining that he was getting tired of Hendrix."

"What do you mean by that?"

"He said something about the channel being hijacked or something. And creepy hosts. Something..." he taps his forehead. "Was odd. But it's just a feeling."

You grunt. That seems a bit too convenient.


Where do you go from here?

Also as soon as our partner gets back (IF he comes back) with both the multimeter and the antenna/radio we should
1. Hook the multimeter up to some power socket and measure any fluctuations/changes. Power is very closely regulated so any change at all would be a strong indicator that something is happening.
2. Turn on that radio, tune into a station and slowly turn it 360 degrees, if we get a particulary bad/strange signal in one direction we know where its coming from.

>>26469016
>>26469021
lol, nice timing. But yeah, do this.

>>26468923
being that the case shouldnt we have pendants with simbols of every single religion we know of, including those only the fundation knows about?

I remember there is one SCP that required cooperation from the Church of the broken god and their faith to keep it contained.

>>26469021
Looks I need to write a little faster
>>26469016

But yeah, we should do that. Maybe we can figure out how far its away if we have some data to compare it to (surely they would have given us some reading from before)

>>26469016
what about trying to call that particular raddio station to get some info.
They might know something or even be the anomaly

>>26468965
We're literally the Ordo Malleus with better computers, moe daemons and less authority.

>>26469042
We probably have a book but don't actually have all of them done.

>>26469021
Let it be so.

>>26469073
>moe daemons

>>26469016
>>26469036
> entity on the move
> phone and electrics going out
> Hendrix on the radio with creepy hosts.
Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times, it's enemy action.

>>26469073
*more, not moe.
Unless >>26468377 is right. Then perhaps.

>>26469080
...s..sauce?

>>26469080
well, this is /tg/ after all

>>26469090
>>26468377
>>26469091

Damn it guys, we need to stay on topic. We can have a monster girl thread later.

>>26469087
once more we still dont know about the nature of the entity,

the phone and electronics being disrupted might be a side efect of the anomaly, now the movement and the creepy radio hosts are what we should be looking into.

I second the idea of calling the radio station

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>>26469120
no

>>26469120
You better start believing in monstergirl threads... you're in one.

>1. Hook the multimeter up to some power socket and measure any fluctuations/changes. Power is very closely regulated so any change at all would be a strong indicator that something is happening.
You move to do this, but it seems there is no fluctuations here.

2. Turn on that radio, tune into a station and slowly turn it 360 degrees, if we get a particulary bad/strange signal in one direction we know where its coming from.

You do so, turning slowly, and then jump when the signal becomes very clear.

>"We honor those wh-who have fallen into legend...end, end, end..."

"Fuckin' weird." Gerald says. "Yeah, this was at the station."

"The gas station?"

"Yeah, old place with a booth and full-service. Kinda touristy place." he says, waving a hand. "Guy was sorta digging the music as I left, though I agree, one artist all day is shitty."

The music comes on. "That's not Hendrix." he says instantly. "That's Cash. Ring of Fire."

And that is when, distantly, you hear an explosion.

>>26469174
LOCK AND LOAD MOTHERFUCKERS.

ALL THE GUNS.

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>>26469185
It's time.

>>26469174
>"That's Cash. Ring of Fire."
I like you Gerald

>>26469174
Well at least the monster has good taste. Lets go kill some bugs! Wait, shit, wrong movie.

>>26469174
Looks like we found it.

Explosion at a gas station, magnetic signatures, huh. Looks like that fucker can at least get some sparks going.
Let's carefully move out.

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>>26469185
>>26469213
>>26469174
>>26469135
I WARNED YOU BROS!

ENEMY ACTION!

AND YOU ALL CALLED ME MAD!!!

I really wish we'd taken 4 shooting and packed some fuckoff huge sniper rifle. God I don't want to be anywhere near these things and we have a goddamn revolver and some glorified microwaves.

>>26469244
>>26469213
>>26469185

Carefully. Don't want to accidentally off some random arsonist. Gets too obvious.

Investgate the explosion, the songs being played might have an efect on the place, ask gerald what song was being played when the electronics went off

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>>26469137
>>26469139
Never said I wouldn't enjoy it.

>>26469244
>>26469213
>>26469185

"Load up." you say, "We've contact."

He's already polishing his sword. "This is probably something that can at least cause sparks. Poltergeist-level bullshit." you move quickly. "Bring the radio."

You turn onto the road.

The song switches over.

"Gary Numan." Gerald says. "Cars. Had sex to this on-" the whole van wrenches to one side. The doors lock, and suddenly you're fighting the wheel.

Roll 1d6. Drive.

Rolled 3

>>26469303
Oh boy

Rolled 2

>>26469303
>inb4 1

Rolled 2

>>26469303

Rolled 6

>>26469273
> magnetic fuckery
> bullets
Unlikely.jpg
>>26469303

Rolled 1

>>26469303

Rolled 4

>>26469303
What could possibly go wrong?

Rolled 3

>>26469303

>>26469323
Neat.

>>26469323
Is depleted uranium affected by magnet fuckery?

>>26469285
>"That's not Hendrix." he says instantly "That's Cash. Ring of Fire."
>And that is when, distantly, you hear an explosion.

>>26469344
oh fuck...

>>26469303
Ring of fire, something explodes.
Cars, our vehicle goes crazy.
Turn off the radio and don't even think of music

>>26469362
hey be glad its not a scp that can break a man's jaw with a foam sword

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>>26469372
GOD DAMNIT, RAY

Rolled 1

>>26469372
The question is, does it influence what is played to accomplish what it wants or does it do this stuff in reaction to something being played?

>inb4 elextric six - gay bar

>>26469372

Yes. It's a music-based SCP.

captcha: inception enevok

*shudder*

>>26469372
inb4 radio doesn't turn off.
Also inb4 "I hurt myself today"causing mass suicide. Better find this radio station/antenna fast

>>26469394
Ignore that roll

>>26469303
"SHIT!" you attempt to wrench the wheel, but the car just doesn't change course as you skirt traffic on the other side of the road, while the radio gets louder, extolling safety in cars while yours seems to be trying its damndest to kill you. "Can you bail at this speed?!"

"Yeah, fuck, man!"

"DO IT!" there's a loud snap as some of the plastic around the wheel's housing cracks. "I won't be able to get control...!"

He unbuckles, and turns to kick - and the vehicle stops from a full 60. Gerald grabs the dash and merely suffers a hard blow to the head.
"Godfucking hell." he stabs the radio with a knife and the sounds of another song slowly die out.

"Damn shame, that was -"

"Purple Haze?" you ask.

"How'd you guess? That was like nine fuckin' notes." he looks up at the rolling bank of deep fog. "oh."

"It's in there." you say, as something blue flashes inside the cloud, and above the bank, in the distance, is an antenna.

Slowly, Gerald recites the Lord's Prayer while loading his AA-12, one shell at a time. You know that this efficiently and quickly blesses the ammo on a minor level, but you think Gerald simply does it because he enjoys doing things that way.

"So how do we get to the station?" Gerald asks as he sights the gun.

>>26469406
inb4 we're playing with Bleach Quest rules.

>>26469429
Run run, as fast as we can. It can't catch us, we're the gingerbread men?

>>26469430
Those being?

>>26469429
Well shit, we're blind in that fog and we can't take any electronic devices with us to locate it or notice when it comes charging at us. At least we have close quarter guns.
I say we move fast, guns at the ready, and check our backs frequently. Avoid all electronics/cars and generally everything that has metal.

>>26469403
>inb4 a heavy metal song where half the lyrics are"DIE!"

>>26469497
Nah, we're on /tg/ after all and that stands for /totally gay/ as everyone knows.
If anything this plays
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w51LSu9Jm4Q
and a gay orgy ensues

>>26469511
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w51LSu9Jm4Q
I think you meant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z5h400ZmOI

>>26469511

> "Call Me Maybe"
> All phones ring off the hook

>>26469471
Don't roll unless asked for because you'll be made to lie in the bed you made, essentially. Crits can be banked to use at a later date. Those are some basics, the game is really dice heavy.

>>26469429
>That was like nine fuckin' notes.
Most pieces from and after the romance period actually use a motif with slight variations that uses around five different notes in total and can be discerned by listening to the first seven, AFAIK. Rock, RnB and Hip Hop especially.

>>26469461
That.
We'll be Running in the 90's.

>>26469526

> Can't touch this
> Everything becomes incorporeal

>>26469535
Now I've lost it.

>>26469548
I know I can kill.

>>26469573
The truth exists beyond the gate.

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I wonder if we can block the signal somehow

>>26469535
That reminds me on a question I wanted to ask, is this taking place in modern times or in the fifties or in the Bronze age, wat?

"Can't use phones or radios nearby." you say. "Stay away from any cars, or the like.

And that's when the van's radio turns on. "Son of a bitch." you mutter, as it gets the knife too, before anything can play.

"Fuckin' bullshit." he growls. "If that's the rules, then we can play too. We need to get to that music store."

"You can't be serious." I manage. "Do you really think that'll work?"

"Can't hurt to try, right? I've got the Fender here, after all."

"You're really going to try and have a rock off with... this... this thing."

He shrugs.
"I won a race against a wheelhorse. Which, we've determined, was actually a mispelling in the Book of Things."

You sigh.


>Agree with Gerald
>Bumrush the Tower

>>26469573
The truth exists beyond the Gate!

>>26469611
Stop being such a slowpoke.

>>26469607

>Agree with Gerald

lets try it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2xLcwSUWco

>>26469607
Playing by the enemies rules is always dangerous, but oh damn this is tempting.

>Agree with Gerald

>>26469607
>>Agree with Gerald
What could go wrong?

...

...


fuck

>>26469607
Against my better judgement, I'm going to vote for having a rock-off with the SCP

>>26469634
that song is the very reason NOT to do this

>>26469607
We /could/ just try to sing~
Anyways.
> Agree
It's crazy, but this is a crazy world.

>>26469603
I imagine it takes place in the not!Nineties in that things are wired, the net doesn't exist but most tech can be handwaved.

>>26469607
>Find a way to make the radio play "Why Can't We Be Friends?"

>>26469607
Agree with Gerald.

>>26469698
Or even better this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxAcGI7ufw0
"let's come together right now in sweet harmony"
And then mercilessly shoot it down.

>>26469607
Agree with Gerald, but while he is ripping a solo, set up a massive speaker wall if we can. nothing helps a solo like a speaker wall

>>26469607

> agree

Perhaps play "We are the Champions" or such.

>>26469694
net did exist back then but it was used by the military

>>26469748
Same difference for us unless we invoke our status to shitpost on NSA 4chan.

>>26469725
*Ahem* "Secure. CONTAIN. Protect."

>>26469764

> Implying NSA

>>26469777
Oh right.
Wait a sec, do we have anything to capture it?

Having no actual reason to assume this is the 90's, were our cells smart phones? that could be bad.

Also, Gerald is Kyle Gass, we are Jack Black. time for a bitchin rock off in which we play the best song on the world

>>26469796
>, were our cells smart phones? that could be bad.
We already shut everything down as suggested earlier.

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>>26469785
But of course, we have this!

>Agree.

"Goddamnit Gerald. You are a crazy motherfucker that's going to get us killed."

He shrugs.
"There's worse ways to go. I have a few things up my sleeves. But I know something... At least I'm guessing. Looks like it isn't omnipresent in its field of power. After all, the gas station blew, right? But not us. We were listening to the same time. And Cars, not all the cars rammed into each other."

"So..."

"I'm fucking stalling. Bring yourself some Mindkill and try to kill the power to the station." he says, tossing you the case. "This shit is pretty nebulous. It's not an entity, I think." he says, "More of... Well, a broadcast, I guess."
He rises and dashes into the music store, coming out with a huge speaker and a series of extension cables.

He plugs it in...


>Take the mindkill. (No suggestions for three updates, immunity to all memetic threats and other things that effect sentients.)
>Wait just a little longer.
>Run for it.
>Run for it (away).
>Write in

>>26469785
I'd imagine so, though I don't know what that is at the moment

>>26469825
It hasn't shown any effect on our mind so far, let's wait a little longer and see what Gerald comes up with.

>>26469825

[Spoiler]Are you implying we're affecting him in some way? Sweet actual Player/Character interaction.[/Spoiler]

Take the goddamn mindkill

>>26469825
>Wait just a little longer.

>>26469883

Aaaand I keep embarassing myself with failed spoilers. Shit.

>>26469883
oh fuck are we a scp?

>>26469899
dude, get 4chanX, press ctrl+S

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>>26469900

>>26469883
I think so.

No John, we are the SCP.

>>26469913
>>26469907
>>26469900
...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff-

First I think we should suggest this song first, then take the mindkill.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fWyzwo1xg0
If it works then either we'll be deaf, or it won't be able to play anything else

We're the SCP?
This is how we become a loli, isn't it...

IT'S HAPPENING

>>26469941
No, we need to go classical.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x95O3-WPqZs

>>26469954
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tP7mO-VjAY
>I wish to be a little girl
Ignore this post.

>>26469965
But all we have is a guitar and one non sentient schmuck who once bore our name

>>26469965
We need a little more BOOM at the end, don't you agree?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qAc4qWc7rU

>>26469975
I shall not!

"Alright, call it out."

"Only one song for this." he says, playing. "Tenacious D, don't fail me now."

As he opens, the fog... condenses, and lightning arcs to the hands of a humanoid figure - forming an instrument.

Okay, time to get the fuck out. You run into the fog, deep inside, letting it surround you as you move in further. After a few minutes, you look around. It's hard to see, but the figure of the broadcast tower looms.

And there's Cash again, somber and quiet. Wait. You know this one.

I Walk The Line?


>Continue
>Write in

>>26469932

Just Ctrl + S. like so.

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>>26470017
> put on our robe and wizard hat.

Do we dare to enter?

>>26470034
Not him.
Quoted one post too many/the wrong one.
There are still people who use vanilla 4chan?

>>26470017
>Continue

>>26470017

Fuck. I indirectly called this Shit didn't I? Continue, you non-sentient, you.

Gotta wonder what song. is Gerald going to Fuck the scp gently, or go with that superhero song I forgot the name of

>>26470017
>Tenacious D
>inb4 Beelzeboss

I knew it. I fucking knew it.

But come on, we have a guitar and fuckhuge speakers. We can do more with that. Specifically this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVF0Xxd0yPo&t=36s
(from 37 seconds onward, if the timer thing doesn't work, thats mostly guitar.)

>>26470072
Or, of course, the best song in the world. whichever.

>>26470095
we are so raped..

>>26470095
I think this would rather lead to the thing biting our dick off.

Congratulations, OP. You've held my attention better than any quest since first response quest. I really love this so far.

>>26470017
>Continue

You move as hard as you can, but pain lances up your arms and legs. Lines run up them, long slices, that aren't very deep. Another car rolls its windows down, and... Tim McGraw's Live Like You Were Dying?

Wearyness infests your bones as you push on, gritting your teeth as the SCP, behind you, starts up Dueling Banjos. Somehow it's more sinister than before. Still, though, you move as hard and as fast as you can.


>Continue
>Write in
>Mindkill

>>26470193
Mindkill. That'll allow us to get closer.

>>26470193
>Mindkill

>>26470193
>dueling banjos
Holy shit my sides,

Ok, take that mindkilland continue, this is just too much to handle.

>>26470193
>>Mindkill

>>26470193
Get the mindkill out and ready, if we think at some point that we cannot do it, take a dose, otherwise continue on and hope we do not die.

>>26470193
Well, that jerk radio monster looks like he's rather sinister, but*this far* unable to cause major damage... or is just trying to scare us away. I think... mindkill.

>>26470193
Start singing Let It Rock.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sY1nEtjtZw

>>26470193
Continue, hum Live Forever, take mindkill as last resort.

We're more classically minded... what's a classical song based on the joy of living?

>Mindkill forestalled, supermajority not in favor.

You truck on as the music fades behind you, and reach the building, pulling open the door and falling in.

Blessed silence! The weariness leaves you, but the painful cuts remain as you stumble to your feet, making your way to the lobby. You've never been here before. You know you want to stop the broadcast. But you don't know where to go, and the place is deserted.


>Upstairs
>Back area
>Seating area (?)
>Offices

>>26470385
Ode to Joy maybe?

>>26470415

Ignore this roll.

Rolled 1

>>26470473

>>26470415
Let's head upstairs, that's where the broadcast antenae usually are right?

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>>26470486

>>26470415

Upstairs. But for fuck sakes get the mindkill ready.

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>>26470486

>>26470415
Upstairs, mindkill in hand.

>>26470415
Seating area and the offices are bound to have some form of recievers, best to stay away from them.

Check Back Area then upstairs, so you don't get trapped by anything

>>26470415
Upstairs. It'll be near the top, right? Worst comes to, we try and mangle the broadcasting tower. Also, if on the way up we find ourselves some headphones - more sound dampening the better, then EQUIP.

>>26470498
But do we want the antenna or the microphone? We'll be really close to the source of the music (radio waves) if we go to the antenna. If we go to the microphone, we find if anything is controlling the device feeding the antenna...and deal with whatever that might be.

>>26470534
Good idea, a radio station is bound to have some noise cancelling headphones somewhere. Look for the program directors room next to the actual moderators room.

>>26470534
"why don't you step back from that ledge, my friend"

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Rolled 2

>>26470498
>>26470506
>>26470520
>Upstairs, w/mindkill

You dash up the stairs, making your way up. Readying the rifle, you kick down the door to the broadcasting room, where a man stands already. A black disk rests on his fingers, and he grins.

"Aw HELL naw. Fuckin' Foundation dawgs already up here?"

>>26470534
>>26470574
Wait a second guys, the thing can probably influence our headphones and directly feed into them.
Don't equip headphones.

>>26470578
Oh damn guys. Guess it comes down to one last important question.
[Spoiler] Are We Cool Yet? [/Spoiler]

>>26470560
Called that I suppose. Tell Three Dog he needs to handle this calmly. you're not with the FCC, so you don't care he's broadcasting. Just that you're here for the safety of the people. Use that speak skill to talk to him.

>>26470578
[X] aim rifle
[X] "who/what are you?" "why are you doing this?"

>>26470578
aim for the disk and fire , there's little chance that it would do any good

>>26470615
Tell him you can take him to a place he can play whatever music he wants to a willing audience (D class test subjects)

>>26470578

"What the heck will convince your group to stop being crazy assholes?"

>>26470646

You forgot what SCP Stands for didn't you?

>>26470633

Don't bother with that last one. It's most likely AWCY.

>>26470649
>>26470615
Just so OP knows for voting purposes, I'm samefagging on these.

>>26470649
>>26470615
This, plus the aiming at him part.
Don't lower that gun, just don't.

>Are We Cool Yet?
fucking hipsters!

>>26470676
I'm assuming that the guy or the equipment is the scp. A variety of songs are used with no relation to each other, so the cd couldn't be a haunted best of cd or something. Shooting it would destroy the disc and might help your buddy with his rock off

>>26470708
The guy AND the disc are the item needing containment. They work in tandem, him being a DJ it's likely a CD with whatever he wants on it.

"I need that record."

"No you don't, doggie. Your handlers need it." he says, sliding it into an envelope. "So you can hideyhole it away and fuss over it like a buncha ign'ant apes."

"Maybe I wasn't clear." you say, raising your rifle to your shoulder. Ah, that's wonderfully familiar. "Give me the record."

He stares blankly at you, then sets aside the record and laughs.
"You fuckas are so fuckin' retarded!" he says happily, as you feel cold metal on the back of your neck. "You think I'm alone, muthafucka?! Thanks, Susan."

"No problem." says a soft voice behind you. "Lower the gun, baldie." she says softly. "Or I lower you."


>Continue talking (roll 3d6)
>Give in
>Signal 'Gerald' (roll 3d6)
>Overcome your captor (roll 2d6)
>Write in

Rolled 58

>>26470048
I use vanilla 4chan again ever since all features I want have been implemented control+s for example

Rolled 3, 4 = 7

>>26470762
>Overcome your captor

Rolled 6, 3, 2 = 11

>>26470762
Continue talking, it's the one thing we're good at.

Rolled 5, 3, 1 = 9

>>26470762
>Continue talking

>>26470762
>>26470415

what did I say, check the back to avoid getting trapped

Rolled 3, 4, 2 = 9

"Why can't we be friends?" (talk him down, lower rifle, continue with the "play to d class test subjects" leaving out the testing bit)

>>26470830
Actually, the first roll in this area was for "how many actions before that asshole gets away"

Rolled 5, 1, 5 = 11

>>26470762

>Continue talking

Rolled 5, 4, 5 = 14

>>26470794
>>26470808
>>26470826
>>26470835
> one success each

I wonder if we'll meet 105

She's my favorite

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Rolled 3, 4, 1 = 8

>>26470864

>>26470870

My favourite is the peanut butter blob that hugs people and makes them happy.

Rolled 6, 6 = 12

>>26470762
Overcome your captor

>>26470892
DOSE DICE

>>26470864
And, there goes my wasted successes.

>>26470864

I hope that's for speaking.

>>26470915
>>26470907

Well, I was
>>26470835

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>>26470892
Let's kick that bitch off the roof.

>>26470892
...
THIS.
RIDE.
JUST.
GOT.
CRAAAAAAAAAAAZY.
Supported, even if I'd otherwise prefer diplomancing.

>>26470892
DO EET.

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>>26469137

If you insist...

>>26470892
YES.
Y'ALL GON' MAKE ME LOSE MAH MIND.

>>26470892
You think about it, mulling over your options for talking them down. You know these assholes: The Broken Hand. They free artifacts and creatures, only acting to save lives if there will be incredible loss. There's no way you'll walk away from this alive if you don't take action. You shift, and listen...
Her weight shifts on her shoe.

Shiff.

And then you lower your gun. Right into her gut, hard, as you duck. Her gun fires by accident, slamming the bullet into her ally's shoulder. He has no gun, so you spin, bringing the butt up to her neck hard. She stumbles, and you crack the handle against the back of her hand. The gun clatters to the ground and your foot slams on it as she chokes. You spin, raising it to your shoulder again.

"Last chance, Hand. Give me the damn record, or I shoot you and her now."

"You'll shoot us anyway." he says with contempt. "You'll shoot us both, wipe the town of memories and write it off as a fuckin' gas leak."

"I'm in no goddamn mood to argue!"

You stare each other down.

"Swear it. Swear you'll let us go. No drugs, no shootin'."

Susan shifts, to find your hand that isn't on the rifle (it may be a bit off-balance, but at this range, it doesn't matter) on your revolver, pressed to her forehead.


>Shoot them.
>Deal with them. (Honestly)
>Deal with them. (Dishonestly)
>Wait.
>Writein.

>>26470930
We're not on the roof. We're in the production room where the DJ equipment is located.

Rolled 4, 3, 2 = 9

>>26471050
Good work fellas.
I say bargain (Dishonest). The Foundation has no tolerance for asshats like these.

>>26471050
Deal with them honestly, but don't let your guard down even for a second

>>26471050

shoot these fucks. they cannot be trusted and are a danger to the foundation's efforts.

>>26471050

SCP Foundation or not. We're gonna act honorably.

>>26471050
Deal with them (dishonestly).

It's not like the Foundation hasn't lied, murdered and cheated for the greater good before. We're just doing our job. Acquire artifact. Remove witnesses.

>>26471114
Seconded. Play nice for now, then have them brought in, possibly assign them as D-class personnel.

>>26471050
Well, the foundation usually doesn't value human lifes very much. If we were a loyal indoctrinated agent we would shoot them. But are we?

I'd say we
>Deal with them (Dishonestly)
just to buy a little time for our partner to arrive and maybe convince them to come with us. If they don't comply shoot them

>>26471050
We work for the Foundation. We don't choose our horrors or the outcomes of their passing. We secure and contain in order to protect.

Dishonest. Who the fuck do you think we are.

>>26471050
we scp

>Deal with them. (Dishonestly)

they get pumped for info

This just makes me wish for a vertigo Constantine based game

>>26471050
"I'll meet you halfway. I won't shoot you, but I cannot allow a bunch of witnesses to run loose."

>>26471152
Gumshoe

>>26471135
Assuming Gerald won his music duel. Do you trust his musicianship?

>>26471146
>>26471135
>>26471122
>>26471114
>>26471127
>>26471145

It's like no one wants to be a shining beacon of hope.

>Captcha: Abondynt faculty

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>>26471195
Completely.

>>26471197
Where do you think we are?

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>>26471197
the beacon of hope dies in SCP


but there are scp's like this

Rolled 3, 6, 1 = 10

>>26471050
shoot 'em get the witnesses/assholes out of the way

>>26471050

Honesty. Say that you'll have the guy taken and tested, and the girl will be hired. If both of them behave, then you'll try to get her out of being D-Class.

>>26471216
>pizza box that spawns the pizza the holder is thinking about

my god yes...

>>26471197
Not after having fucked up the van, potentially lost our partner, and been held at gunpoint.

>>26471228
have some cake with that...

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-871

>kill them
>put on http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4ehGN-nTkw
>instant harem for everyone

>>26471223
This honestly appeals to me more than any other suggestion so far

>>26471258

Good to know.

>>26471216
>that day when pizza box scp is upgraded to euclid

Lost an entire facility in 2 hours.

>>26471235
>>26471210
>>26471212
>>26471216

You guys don't like TRU Paladins do you?

>>26471272
Mmm, cthulu pizza

>>26471228

Not the one they think about, the one they like the most. Big difference.

>>26471219
Or we could just force the most potent amnestic we have down their throats

>>26471272
it will be a sad day. we will have to pay for pizza again

>>26471284
Being a paladin in the SCP-verse gets you killed the fastest.

Apologies if this seems extreme.

>>26471165
"I'll meet you halfway. I won't shoot you if I can help it, but I cannot allow a bunch of witnesses to run loose."

"...You're lying."

"You know this is a better damn deal than I can ever give you, reasonably."

"It is, isn't it?" he asks. "Fine. Take it." he says. "But there's more of us."

"Oh, yes." you say. "There's a lot of rats in New York."

He blinks. "What-"

Your rifle fires with a stunning report, kicking in your hand as the girl screams. Then your revolver goes off, and her body slips over.

No witnesses, if you can help it. No Broken Hand, if you can help it.

Secure.

Contain.

Protect.

You take a deep breath as you walk over to the drawers and pull one open, revealing a slim, padded briefcase. In this, you set the record, which has no title except in strange, alien writing. Clicking the clasps shut, you breathe in slowly through your nose. Well. You aren't a total asshole. You pick up the note in the young man's pocket. A prayer, meant to be read by his allies. You muster your voice and speak with all the reverence you can manage.

"I am the Broken Hand. Beaten, bloodied, bruised. I stand for freedom, for slipping free my cuffs, even if I must shatter my bones to do so. Agency is not freely given. Nor is it stolen. It is made. And I am the hammer. I am the chisel. I am the marble. May I find freedom beyond this place."

You toss the paper onto his chest.
"Amen."

>>26471313
they joined the Broken hand
so we break them

>>26471272
"how did 682 get here and why is it shaped like a pizza!?"

>>26471318

I would gladly be a paladin even if it got me in a ridiculous amount of danger.