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BLEACH QUEST XXXVIII
>But how do I work the system? Choices, choices…


Previous threads archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Bleach%20Quest
Bleach Quest Twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOp


First, let me explain how dice rolls work here on Bleach Quest. I take the best of three, barring any Critical Successes or Critical Failures. If I have not yet asked for dice, and you roll anyway, your roll will count towards the next time I ask for rolls be it for good or ill. After I get three results for a roll, all others are discarded. Normally I take best of 3. If you delete rolls, I will discard that and take the second highest roll.

>Choose your Character

>Continue Kurosaki Ichigo’s Journey

>Continue /Aside- Ishida/ (last chance)
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>>26416451
Ishida!
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>>26416451
>Ichigo wild ride
It will never end. Mid combat shunpo learning time.
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>>26416451
absolute perfect timing, cosgrove.
Just signed into twitter
I need a break from
>OH SHIT ICHIGO
so, ishida
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Will time continue as normal for Ichigo if we choose Ishida? Last time we got Ishida, time stopped for Ichigo. Is this the same, or will Ichigo's fight with Kenpachi continue on autopilot?
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>>26416451
>Continue /Aside- Ishida/

Might as well. I mean we just got into a big fight with Ichigo so we have to cut away to other team.
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>>26416451
Cosgrove, will this have us missing time with our Kenpachi fight, or like when we first did the switch, will we got back to that point?
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>>26416451
Ichigo

Also, reposting cause dat outfit
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>>26416486
>You will return from last time you stopped- as Ichigo, that is
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>>26416451
>Continue /Aside- Ishida/ (last chance)

As much as I want KENNY FIGHT RIGHT FUCKING NOW, I won't pass up the last chance to play as Ishida.
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>>26416497
Oh, change >>26416496 to Ishida then
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Ichigo. we need Ichigo to be on helm against Kenny.
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>>26416497
Lets go Ishida then.

As tempting as it is to just plow ahead with Wrestlemania Soul Society I wanna rescue Momo.
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>>26416496
Dat Fullbring, her face, and Ichigo's reaction.

>>26416497

Ishida Aside Please, rescue Momo, motha-fuckers
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>>26416497
So if we choose Ishida and 'finish' his interlude, we'll go back to the point we are now with Ichigo?

If so, then I vote we do the Ishida interlude.
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>>26416497
In that case, definitely Ishida, since we'll still get the Kenny fight when we switch back.
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>>26416451
We rescue Momo.

Ishida.
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Looks like things are really heating up...


Can't keep track of all the weird wapanese names?:
bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Characters

Interested in some sightseeing around town?:
http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Karakura_Town

Want to be an expert like Cosgrove? Read the manga:
http://starkana.com/manga/B/Bleach

Too lazy to read? How about some /tv/?:
http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/bleach
It’s on Hulu too. Well most of it anyway.

Want more /tg/ related Bleach in your life? How about a d20 system?:
bleachd20.wikidot.com


Bye bye
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Rolled 20

>>26416451
>>Continue /Aside- Ishida/ (last chance)
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ishida!
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>>26416451
>Continue Kurosaki Ichigo’s Journey
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>>26416497
Assuming that means we don't miss any of kenpachis magical realm, voting ishida.

I wonder how soi fon will react when she finds out that we've received some training from yoruichi
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>>26416451
Ishida.
We will not fail this mission.
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>>26416585
The dice love Quincys
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>>26416451
Ichigo vs Kenpachi
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Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
>>26416451
>Continue /Aside- Ishida/ (last chance)
Let's see what's going on over here before we snap back to Ichigo and panic over Kenpachi all over again.
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>>26416593
Poorly
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>>26416451
Ichigo
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>>26416585
WE HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED CHARACTER SELECTION.

AND ISHIDA ALREADY HAS A 20!

ALL HAIL BASED ISHIDA, SUPERGOD OF EVERYTHING.
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Changed my vote to Ishida please.
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>>26416613
The minute we use after image flash step...we are doomed.
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>>26416451
Well since we'll be back to fighting Kenny once Ishida finishes; Ishida.

The "last chance" is far too ominous.
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>>26416451
Ishida
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>>26416451
Uryu dice quest
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>>26416622
This is the best image.
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>>26416593
Actually, very little of our training was with Yoruichi.

I think the last time we actually trained with her specifically was the day we first met her, right before we rescued Orihime.
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>>26416622
>Tactical espionage quincy
By the end of this arc everyone will have abandoned us for ishida, he is really showing us up...
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>>26416451
Quincy Ishida
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Is this the thread where we actually get to master our TERYAKI?

Also FUCK YEAH BLEACH QUEST
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Ishida!
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>>26416659
Nah, he's too condescending and too much of an asshole.

Ichigo at least has HEART.
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>>26416585
>start thread
>see this
Ishida no doubt
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Ishida...
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>>26416684
Like a boss
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Shot guy here from last thread.
Monster hang over aside; I just want to say thanks for a good time.
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>>26416692
I....I....I need context for that image, oh god I need context.
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>Ishida
it's quincy time
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>>26416724
It's about anal sex.
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>>26416722
you are the hero we need right now
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Orihime.
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>>26416451
Time for Ishida master of stealth.
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>>26416746
The Quest won't survive that
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>>26416722
As I said last thread- I will draw you any one request for that undertaking.
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>>26416451
Ishida so we can not have our talking swords fight us with our own power.
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>>26416746
...thats actually a fairly good idea.
I want to see how Cosgrove writes orihime
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>>26416654
...Yeah we didn't really learn much of anything from Yoruichi and Urahara.
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>>26416724
Just the hottest Doujin around.
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>>26416722
Glad your liver didn't fail you after last night.
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>>26416764
Eagerly awaiting her inevitable confrontation with Jon Snow.
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>>26416654
You're right, huh. Could have sworn we did more training with her.

No matter, still can't wait for yoruichi's response when she finds out soi fon was trying to force us into the 3rd seat. And soi fon's when she finds out that not only are we an intruder, we're part quincy and hollow as well.
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>>26416724
It's old man genocide about to fight those two captains for fucking with rukia's execution
He's telling them to stop being pussies and draw their shikai.
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>>26416785
Her response is clearly going to be the double-tap of death.
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>>26416785
She taught us the basics of Shunpo, and later did training with us during the week in the warehouse.
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>>26416622
nah everyone is afraid of ken that's all.
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>>26416771
I had hoped it was a page from the manga that merely needed context. It seems I was wrong. God have mercy on us all.
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>TERIYAKI BANKAI
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>>26416858
...it IS a page from the manga that needed context.
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>>26416832
I'm not afraid, kinda looking happily toward it.

However, we need plot dump, and Ishida is where the plot is right now and we needs to see it, as it is gonna explode.
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>>26416822
This. We called it cat step and had to get Yoruichi to explain what exactly it was and work on it with us more.
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>>26416858
>>26416877
Yeah. it IS an actual page.

see
>>26416805
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>>26416761
Thanks again!
Looking at the thread this morning a guy had a pretty nice idea; a booze themed Shinigami. Maybe with a wooden keg (with spickit) slung over his shoulder. No idea on the Zanpakuto (or name) and as far as appearances go, I was thinking a fatmusscle build with a slightly Russian appearance as I would like to use him in a little something I want to make for you guys hopefully before we fight Kenny if it's not tonight.

>>26416743
>>26416774
Like I told you; RUSSIAN LIVER STRONG!
the worst part is I'm out of alcohol now
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>>26416876
oh god, it looks like he's got some sort of dong for an arm
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>>26416805
>>26416877
...I was lied to, you bastard >>26416771
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>>26416912
>Russian
>out of alcohol
how?
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>>26416771
CARLOS!
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>>26416585
Crit master 3 lets Ishida insert one 20 per thread.
However, neither Cosgrove nor the players know when it has been used.
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>>26416933
Truly it is the end times
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>>26416933
I'm lazy and haven't made it to the store yet.
Hopefully Kenny won't be tonight; or at the least it'll only be half the fight.
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>>26416912
I can do this. I also have a few ideas as to what his zanpakutou could be, maybe.

Drunken boxing blade knuckles, anyone?
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>>26416973
Not him but that is so much better than my idea.
Throw in a light bear theme for laughs.
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>>26416451
Ishada.
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Ishida's face when REBELLION ARC
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Go with ichigo
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Guys

Shadaloo or Outer Heaven/Haven/Zanzibarland
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>>26417035
Why not both?
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>>26417035
Shadaloo is a wretched hive of scum and villainy.
So Outer Heaven.
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>>26417026
I mean honestly, a perfectly successful infiltration of two important areas, and everything going great aside for the minor hiccup of getting Hinamori out of the tower.

And now this.
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>>26417035
Well, Yumichika is pretty much Vega, so if we manage to recruit him we'll be 1/4th of the way there already.
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>>26416451
Ishida- we need more Quincy Gear Solid
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>Continue /Aside- Ishida/
>http://pastebin.com/wrU9YijQ

>Last Time…

>Bleach Quest XXXVII-Crit master II used

You carry Hinamori’s form in your two arms, the rest of your squad having split off to go support Kurosaki. No, their interest is solely in the form held in your hands- So therefore, you must keep them occupied.

Using Hirenkyaku, you nimbly keep moving, dodging out of the way of the girl, Tobiume, and the creepy white coated man.

When he comes too close, you realize you have no choice…

>20

You throw three Seele Schneiders at him, their blades ignited, and as he doedges, you quickly recall them with some strings from Ransotengai, catching the three between your knuckles and holding them, blades shortly ignited, as you keep moving to the edge of the hill.

You have a bit of breathing room, however they’re fast in pursuit.

>You have control
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>>26417035
Neither.

Just make Karakura city a safe and interesting place to live.
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>>26416912
>Draw me as a Bleach character
Usually this self insertisem annoys me... but not this time. It just feels right.
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>>26417079
>Crit master 2 used
Wait, what?
Shitfuck

"Who are you and what is your interest in this woman?"
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>>26417079
>whoops, that should say
>Bleach Quest XXXVII-Crit master III used
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>>26417079
Keep moving, call the support squad and tell them we have momo, but we're being attacked by her zanpakatu spirit.
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Rolled 5

Rolling for 20 oh kamen rider, guide my hand.

Also, RECAP ON WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
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>>26417114
Fuck this is even worse.
We wasted our 20 or crit master three... both, whatever on not getting touched by a creepy girl.

What does the white guy in the coat even look like?
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>>26417079
>catching the three between your knuckles and holding them
We Executor now.
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>>26417079
>the rest of your squad having split off to go support Kurosaki
Time to make some prophetic drawings.

>You have control
Hmm... Can't use both arms while holding Momo...

Use Ginto to set-up traps? Gritz for starters may be good.
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>>26417035
>this is our plan
>for the last fifteen threads or so
We are the Sanctuary of the strange, and the protectors of the weak.
All who would flock to our gates may find solace here, and those who would seek to disrupt our peace may GET REKT.

>>26417079
BASED ISHIDA
KEEPING MOMO SAFE
WHAT A BRO

And now he's a Yamamoto from a completely different SJ manga.

>Actions
Jump off the hill, using the Schneider to slow our descent swashbuckler-style?
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>>26417136
>uncalled for rolls.
Die in a fire you uncouth plebeian.
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>>26417079
Oh man, I was not prepared for this!

Also remember how in the Rebellion arc Ishida had to use a 'conviently broken' fake Quincy thing and was pretty much useless.

He's not using a conviently broken bow now! HOO HOO HOO!

>>26417086
A guy who almost died drinking for Bleach Quest being drawn as a Russian shinigami? I have no complaints either.
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>>26417079
Tobiume is the name of Miss Hinamori's Zanpakuto, correct? I was under the impressions that Zanpakutos were unable to manifest, and generally have cordial relations with their partners?
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>>26417136
Kamen riders' are ashamed by your lack of picture sacrifice
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>>26417079

Don't talk, keep moving and try to keep out of their sight. We really need an exit strategy...think...

"Momo, what can you tell me about your attacker?"
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>>26417165
>I was under the impressions that Zanpakutos were unable to manifest, and generally have cordial relations with their partners?

WE ZANPAKUTO REBELLION ARC NOW BITCH

PREPARE YOUR ANUS, BECAUSE MURAMASA IS GOING IN DRY
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Rolled 12

>>26417136
You lack the MAGIC of Rider.

>>26417079
Continue dodging and escape
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>>26417165
>cordial
Momo's mentioned Tobiume being mad at her several times in the past, though...
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>>26417079
>Creepy white-coated man
We need more info. What does he look like?
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>>26417079
>the rest of your squad having split off to go support Kurosaki
Full fucking retard.
Yes leave your leader with the asset AND with two unknown assailants. Fucking brilliant.

Cosgrove this seems really godamn retarded; is there any chance we can get the IC reasoning for this course of action?
I know you're trying to force us to pop
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>>26417190
only to Ichigo
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>>26417166

Blame my IPad in mcdonalds.

Also, shitfuckwhydicegods.
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i'm really hoping that based chad gets to fight someone at some point, he really does need more screentime
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>>26417140
>like this
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>>26417165
Welcome to the filler arc. Crazy spirit mind controls all the others into manifesting, acting on their most negative aspects and into trying to kill their owners. Shiggles are had by all.
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>>26417079
Shouldn't we ask who Tobiume is and why she seems to be attacking Momo?

Oh.

"And where is your zanpakuto?" Before she answers about Tobiume...
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>>26417217

Well...fuck.
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>>26417217
WHY
NO
FUCK
GODS OF TG
NO
FUCK
DEAR HELL NO
what's next? picture?
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>>26417217
FUCKING LELOU-I MEAN MURAMASA
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>>26417207
>Uryuu sets up Sprenger
>Chad pops out, Falcon Punch to Muramasa's face
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>>26417079
Mock Shinigami for having weapons that can fuck you over easily.
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>>26417207
Ditto. Same sentiments with Tatsuki.
But they'll probably end up jobbing to Captains with Stark and Yoruichi bailing them via Kuukaku Deep Strike.
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>>26417217
OH FUCK THAT GUY...HES TOO PRETTY...AND EDGY! EDGRETTY!

we're fucked.
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>>26417079
Use Ginto to slow him down while we run.

Even with a girl in our arms, we can still use our SUPERIOR QUINCY TACTICAL GENIUS to win the day.
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>>26417246
having muramasa running around actually helps us out a bit, if we can get away from him and get momo out. SS will be too preoccupied to mount a decent attempt to get us.
god help us all if he gets kyoka suigetsu though
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>contact support tell them you have Momo and your being chased.
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>>26417217
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
RUN HIM THROUGH A FUCKHUGE PART OF SOUL SOCIETY AND MAKE SURE WE RUN PAST AIZENS SHIT, SO AIZEN LOSES HIS DAMN ZANPAKUTO
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>>26417079
blast past the Fourth Division
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>>26417288
his coat is sexy as fuck, though.

Holy fuck, I love that coat.

Cosgrove, any chance we can get Uryu to take that coat?

SOMEONE needs to get a hold of it.
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>>26417079
Were alone. Sum support would be nice. Didn't we have a squad that did just support? The cat would be really helpful right now cuz zanpakuto? What zanpakuto?
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>>26417079
Ask them who they are while we attempt to set a trap.
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>>26417079
Continue escaping. Contact Mizuiro on the way, let him know we have Momo and are being pursued by an unknown enemy who does not appear to be a shinigami.
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>>26417321
if that does happen I don't think it likes Aizen that much at the best of times, we could recruit it via FRIENDSHIP power
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>>26417224
No asking, keep moving. Distance between us and the hostile is imperative. If we come across another group of shinigami while these guys are still after us, get them to raise an alarm, as hostiles have broken into the tower and tried to assassinate the prisoner before their scheduled execution.
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>>26417293
Actually, we want that as it would completely fuck over aizen, reveal that he lied about his shikai and bankai and probably get him ousted as a villain. Hopefully.
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>>26417198
And then everyone shouted "Railroading!"
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>>26417293
that's why i was saying FUCK.
Also if he gets gin's blade...
Do I even need to say?
Sniper death at any time
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>>26417337
.....

God dammit, Gale.


New plan, everyone!


We steal the good clothing. ALL of it.
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>>26417377
No.
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>>26417321
We have no clue what this guy does In Character shit we don't even understand that the chick Tobiume is Momo's sword,we might notice it as coincidence or we might think that they can Swordseption like Ichigo.
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>>26417337
Uryuu has already made three copies of the coat for each party member, in varying color schemes. Why else would the mere weapons of Shinigami be able to keep up with him?
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>>26417377
Bitch please. Ishida doesn't need to STEAL clothing, he can just replicate it from memory with superior Quincy improvements.
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>>26417349
Actually, she does have one. You see it in a flashback. Never see its powers though. It looks like a wazikashi
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>Writing

>There's a reason Uryuu did what he did. You'll just have to see it when you get back to Kurosaki.
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Ahem. Reminded.

With Memories of a Nobody, Zanpakuto Rebellion, and the Rescue Arc, this can only lead to Arturo escaping and throwing in his handful of zan into what is already a full pot.

And if it doesn't happen, I'd be disappointed with Cosgrove.
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>>26417406
That's what I just said.


We steal....

The design.
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>>26417321
VOTING FOR THIS

>>26417337
ALSO THIS
WE NEED TO KNOW HIS TAILOR
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>>26417337
To me at least... It looks bad, ugly, and do not want.
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>>26417217
>>26417413
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>>26417406
Adding a blue cross to everything isn't an improvement.
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>>26417413
I knew it, we missed something when we skipped Ishida last thread.

Dammit.
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>>26417412
True. We don't actually know what Yoruichi's zanpakuto is/looks like/does.

It's even just fanon if she had a bankai or not.
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>>26417437
I don't think she was ever given a Zanpakuto.
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>>26417377
It's not like Ishida can just take a good look at it and sew one once we're back, then just add alterations with that Quincy touch.
Wait... he totally can.

>>26417413
Failed a diplomacy roll there on Tatsuki, Chad and Nel, Ishida?
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>>26417437
she used to be a captain so it's highly likely that in the past she definitely had a bankai, who knows about now though, maybe it broke or something, after all if a bankai gets damaged it'd pretty much stuck that way
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>>26417437
I often forget she's a Soul Reaper with how she's NEVER seen with a Zanpakuto
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>>26417459
its probably her cat form. what's better for stealth and infiltration?
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>>26417377
you know that coat is what makes him so fabulous. Without it, he'd be creepy, but with it, he's an elegant creeper.

>>26417425
....I'm not seeing it.

>>26417437
>>26417459
You can't be a captain without one. Kenpachi only got in because 1) he took the damn job by force, and 2) nobody's going to complain because he gets shit killed and done.
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>>26417437
It is for this reason she should run across muramasa right now. Maybe her awakened sword kills everything maybe it doesn't. But it WILL be glorious
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>Also, roll me 2d20, please!
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Rolled 18, 7 = 25

>>26417507
let's rooockk
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Rolled 18, 14 = 32

>>26417507
Lets rock.
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Rolled 11, 18 = 29

>>26417507
Here we go.
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Rolled 2, 5 = 7

>>26417507
UH OH
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>>26417487
She's not very nice to that part of her soul then... what a bitch.
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Rolled 14, 2 = 16

>>26417507
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>>26417477
Yep, Mayuri could do so remodeling but full repair was something reserved for the Zero Squad. And as a Shihoin, nobody's going to tell her she can't be a captain anymore if she broke her bankai in the line of duty.
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Rolled 12, 1 = 13

>>26417507
For us or them?
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>>26417487
>Showing her bankai to the other captains as is customary
>Old man cat
>Da fuck is this
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Rolled 2, 9 = 11

>>26417507
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>>26417431
Beats those meaningless purple highlights, and hell it'd be better as a trench coat then ambiguously asian bottom
.
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>>26417514
>>26417516
>>26417520
18, 18

Bueno. Based Ishida strikes again.
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>>26417514
>>26417516
>>26417520
Ok we can stop.
18,18
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Rolled 10, 2, 6 = 18

>And for the other team...
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>>26417507
rollan
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Rolled 5, 6 = 11

>>26417507
KUBO GUIDE MY DICE
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>>26417529
You stupid nigger.
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>>26417529
... leave this place and never return.
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Rolled 16, 17 = 33

>>26417507
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>>26417529
Well shit.


CM2 this?
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Rolled 2, 13 = 15

>>26417482
She had it during Turn Back The Pendulum. It's either a wakizashi or a tanto.
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>>26417562
Lot of thread left still my friend and we already wasted CM3 apparently.
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>>26417416
Bringing attention to this if Cosgrove didn't see it.
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>>26417562
Can we afford to?

In all seriousness?
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>>26417562
Yeah I think it best. I don't think we can tank one of this guys hits.
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>>26417543
>>26417529
Welp, looks like Ishida's team is now tripping over their own fucking feet.

Also, compulsive roller anons, please fucking stop. If we get good rolls in the first three, STOP FUCKING ROLLING. refreshing the thread is not hard.
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Rolled 16, 12, 2 = 30

>Seems like you stole Kurosaki Ichigo's bad luck.

>Crit Master II?
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>>26417529
ahem...
FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU
That's all
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>>26417577
If we wasted CM 3 we'd be fucked proper right?
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>>26417577
>>26417583
Can we afford NOT to?


We're fighting outside our weight-class, as >>26417584 notes....
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>>26417589
Yes. Ishida can't afford to tank a hit this early.
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Rolled 17, 16, 5 = 38

>>26417599

>CMIII was LAST BLEACH QUEST's use. Because stuff happened. Last time

38's is still usable.
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>>26417594
>Ichigo, the demon slayer. Has a nice ring to it, dont ya think?
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>>26417416
"AHHHH AFTER 10,000 YEARS I'M FINALLY FREE! TIME TO CONQUER THE SERITAI!"
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Rolled 13, 5 = 18

>>26417589
yes
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>>26417589
Y
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Rolled 20, 20 = 40

>>26417594
the shits i give look at them all.
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>>26417610
Actually ishida was fairly sturdy. I say we roll with what we rolled
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>>26417643
goddamnit
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>>26417643
....
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>>26417620
Thanks for clearing up the confusion.
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>>26417643
Well

Thats a thing
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>>26417619
>Ignore the delicious brown thighs
You know I can't damn it.
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>>26417643
I look and I love you
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>>26417643
Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Double 20s, but too late to matter.

I wish anon would stop intentionally ruining everything.
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>>26417631
...Who?
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>>26417620
Then we do i-


>>26417643
...
WELP.


Cos, does that count?
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>>26417589
All those twenties had to come with some downsides, in the end.

>>26417619
>ignore the delicious brown thighs
Hard to do, but they're not Harribel's, as sexy as they are.

>>26417643
...that is quite a lot of shits, anon.
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>>26417678
Count first man. Stop being lazy.
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>>26417643
Far too late to count.

Please kill yourself and never return.
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>>26417643
>well outside the roll range
... god is dead
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>>26417643
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And Cosgrove, we won't be accepting that deal.
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>Crit master II used!

>Writing!
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>>26417694
I'm sure we can make a deal.
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>>26417589
N
Too early. This is just for running away. Save it for when we're fighting.
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>>26417643
can we use CM 2 to make this count?
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I can't tell if this is a refreshing change of pace from normal Bleach Quest or not.
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>>26417704
No

Nonononononononononononononono
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>>26417702
>Critmaster 2 and 3 used

Off to a smashing start tonight I see...
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>>26417643
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>>26417716

Oh god. This is too perfect.
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>>26417720
3 was LAST THREAD.

We've still got this thread's use available.
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>>26417716

That's... pretty much right.
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Getting real tired of your shit, /tg/ dice.
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>>26417716
>aizens chillin in ichigos head
o god.
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Hey guys, I came up with a new combat maneuver.
First, we grasp the end of Zangetsu's cloth. Then, we let go of the hilt, as we turn in place.
We continue to turn in a full circle, at which point Zangetsu should be parallel with the ground, its edge cutting through the air.
That's when we spin a second time, and perform a Getsuga Tenshou as we do.
Result? A radial attack for multiple combatants.
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>>26417574
Maybe she gave her Zanpakuto to Soi Fon?
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>>26417716
>>26417762
>>26417735
http://www.mangahere.com/manga/molester_man/
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>>26417763
no, we aim it up, towards the heavens. the spin will give Getsuga Tenshou a drill shape
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>>26417773
>"You were never able to master"

Oh....oh dear.
Oh DEAR.

That's not good.
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>>26417773
Huh; that actually seems plausable. Except that it looks different there than it does here
>>26417619
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>>26417773
That's what I think. Soi Fon's affection for and loyalty to Yoruichi became borderline obsession when she held a piece of her soul for a century or two.
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>>26417796
actually turns out she just discovered the next level of the technique yoruichi never got around to teaching her.
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Cos, can I suggest Crit Master Check 'Em, when 2d20 is rolled, double crits are considered in the first fifteen rolls ie 20,20 or 1,1
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>>26417773
I don't think that'd work, Asuchi are fair game to pass around/steal/whatever but i think once you've got a bond with a sword it's yours and no swapsies
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>>26417796
.... I'm pretty sure she means tha shunpo combat powerup... thingy. Out of context is out of context
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>>26417811
Because it's in shikai.
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>>26417676
Villain from the Shattered Blades video game.

Arrancar, has an ability to feed his resurrecion the power of people he defeats, and when he releases Fenice, he turns into basically what Butterfly Aizen looked like, but... the wings were crystalised reiatsu and so on.

Actually pretty much a bad ass, because in the game he convinces everyone to fight each other so that they could leave and ends up absorbing the Sokyoku's power and the bad end is that he basically genocides Seireitei.
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>>26417829
HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHHAAHAHHA
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>>26417818
And then Yoruichi shits all over her when she reveals she went beyond even that in her own training, and perfected the technique.
>Did you think I was just sitting around all this time?
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>>26417841
No; look at the scabbards.
Yoruichi's is slick, black and plain; Soi-Fong's has that ornamental yellow/ gold cap and is a lot thicker.
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>>26417716
The Zangetsus have more company than we thought.

Also, I like the idea of Ichigo having an "Aizen" side in his head.
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>>26417796
Do you not remember that part or something?
Also some one needs to teach us this if we can get our Kidō up to level for it.
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>>26417829
Oh jesus my fucking sides.

That gif is amazing.
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>>26417829
what the fuck?
no, seriously. what the fuck???
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>>26417845
>Arrancar, has an ability to feed his resurrecion the power of people he defeats, and when he releases Fenice, he turns into basically what Butterfly Aizen looked like, but... the wings were crystalised reiatsu and so on.
Fucking what?
I finished his story mode today and unless there's a super secret extra campaign; no.
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>>26417878
Also, forgot to spoiler that image, ah well.
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>>26417865
Well it's not like you can't wield someone else's zanpakuto - like Tousen does . Maybe she had it so long, it conformed to her personality. In shape, anyway.
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>>26417835
The upgraded version was called shunko
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>>26417773
thats just her saying that when she was the second in command, she hadnt mastered her shikai
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>>26417878
I'm really curious about what the prerequisites are for that.
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>>26417835
Shunko shows up near the end of that chapter. That is almost immediately after she releases her sword and she explains how her shikai works. No, it's not about that.
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>>26417890
Man, I haven't played it in years. I thought he did something like that, but whatever.

I do know that he could absorb the powers of people, though.
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Rolled 20, 4 = 24

>>26417914

Funnily enough, she was only Yoruichi's second in command for the executive militia, the actual Lt of Squad 2 was Omeada's father.
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>>26417835
>>26417835
>>26417818
>>26417878

I've read the chapter many times- she's talking specifically about Homonka, not Shunko.

Shunko comes much later in their fight, where she says she "invented it". If Yoruichi could never master it, why would Soi Fon believe she INVENTED it?

Soi Fon's Suzumebachi was Yoruichi's Zanpakuto.

Fuck.
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>>26417818
>>26417835
Can't be. Look at the order of panels: she talks about Suzumebachi's ability before she references something Yoruichi never mastered.
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>>26417908
tousen might have got it while it was still an asuchi and it imprinted on him like Kenpachi[/spoiler[
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>>26417941

Shit, I had cleared my dice, wtf...argh
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>>26417941
Fug
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>>26417918
mad CQC, Kido. and Shunpo
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>>26417947
Nope. His waifu was a full-fledged shinigami, and he took her zanpakuto as his own when she died.
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>>26417933
He has a rainbow glowy aura for wings and a dark light saber he can "cast" over his hands. His "ultra" has him casting a deathstar like beam. He does genocide the soul society though (implied at least) and has the ability to mimic zanpakutos and persons as well as other things like hell butterflies.
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>>26417941
...another wasted 20. Turn the dice OFF!
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>>26417960
was it ever confirmed she diddn't just have an asuchi, after all most of the shinigami mooks have them, it's only when you get to seated officers they start getting proper swords
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>>26417956
And a hatred of clothes on your back and sholders.
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Hey, what happen to that one person who promise to turn in a Kamen rider ichigo today?
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Kubo bank, no critical is wasted
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Well this is what we get for breaking all sorts of face last night; the rug was in place and now it will be yanked out from under us.
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>>26417960
What evidence do we have that it retained the same Zanpakuto spirit and abilities, rather than just reverting to a blank sword when she died?

Because just because he's using the same sword does not mean its the same Zanpakuto. If it worked like that you'd have hyper-powerful Zanpakuto passed down the noble houses for generations, rather than everyone having a unique one.
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>>26417947
>>26417908
You are now aware that there is a rule for when two people have a claim over the same Zanpakutou (fight to the death), and that it exists for a reason.
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>>26418000
Do you even read the rules?

All rolls after the first 10 are discarded.

Its been that way since like chapter 10.

How slow can you be?
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>>26417996
A Kamen Rider Ichigo, you say?
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>>26417986
Asauchi BECOMES your proper sword. They shapeshift once you become enough of a badass, basically.

Tosen's sword has two releases- one for her, one for him. Hers was the cicada cry that knocked people out, and his was the rain of knives.

>>26417995
Ichigo fights shirtless, anyway.

>>26417996
there have been two Mr. Hueco Mundo drawings already, though.
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>>26417986
Where is the page that says someone else CAN'T bond to a different sword? Or that it being an Asuchi makes a difference in the transplant?
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>Continue outrunning.
>ginto use
>18,18
>vs10,16,17

You keep moving as you dare to take a glance backwards. The two are still there, following. You move to the edge of the cliff and turn around. The Zanpakuto spirit, Tobiume is still approaching, though the man in the rather stylish coat has halted by the thing up there.

Tobiume was the name of her Zanpakuto…

You spare a glance at Hinamori. “Seems like Shinigami Zanpakuto have some innate flaws to them, huh?”

She gives you a scowl. “Is right now really the time for this?”

You shake your head, your eyes locked onto that the mysterious man is doing. He’s staring at something on the hill before he starts laughing, pressing his hand to the giant spear on the hill.. To your surprise, the Zanpakuto spirit, Tobiume halts and starts moving away, rapidly.

The man points at you with his long nails as you freeze, looking again at what he’s touching. You immediately pitch yourself off the edge of the cliff, much to Hinamori’s surprise

“What are you doing?! We’ll die!”

You point upward as where you just stood is attacked by a giant phoenix of fire.

Hinamori stares upward in shock. “…The Sokyoku. He has control of the Sokyoku!”

You give a nod, pocketing the three Seele Schneiders and pulling out a ginto tube, turning as the ground approaches.

"Tilt the goblet to the west - Wolke!"

You throw the ginto tube as it explodes into a cushion of energy which you use to cushion your fall. Above, the phoenix seems to be watching you intently.

“RUN!”

As is that needed to be said!

>roll me 1d20 to escape!
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>>26417947
from bleach wiki so take with a bucketload of salt
"Soon after she was accepted by the Shin'ō Academy, however, her husband killed her because she scolded him for killing a comrade over a petty argument."
doesn't seem like she'd have anything other than an asuchi after just being accepted into the academy
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>>26418000
So Ishida has 3 20s in the bank for his next roll.

Son of a bitch.
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>>26417786
>this fucking manga
I can't stop laughing
why is this funny
It's just a socially awkward dude
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>>26418015
wouldn't this one be uncalled though, since Cos tallied and started writing?
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Rolled 19

>>26418027
...I shall break my taboo on rolling just once. Do not make me regret this, dice..
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>>26418007
Kenny doesn't even know his swords name. And has no connection to it. So yeah I'd believe its not his. I do not believe that two different people could reach captain rank, and therefore bankai using the same sword. Not unless they were the same person.
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>>26418045
No. It only resets when he makes a story post, or when he calls for a new roll.
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>>26418027
....welp. Everyone's fucked.
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>>26418027
> Sokyoku unleashed
>Soul Society
Into the trash it goes
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Rolled 6

>>26418027
OH SHIT
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>>26418055
We pass, no more rolls
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Rolled 6

>>26418027

Nitou, what do you think we sho-


...
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>>26418055
.....guys, have I redeemed myself yet?
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>>26418055
NO ONE ELSE ROLL
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>>26418064
So my wish from the last thread, about burning SS to the ground, might come true now?
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Rolled 18

>>26418027
we have that double twenty, right?

RIGHT?
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>>26418073
You did good, kid. You did good.
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Rolled 10

>>26418027
I hope we don't get blamed for that
>>
TAKING ALL BETS, HOW LONG TILL ARTURO COME SOUT

>NEXT COSGROVE POST
>ONE AFTER THAT
>XTH POST
>NEXT QUEST
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>>26418073
No. Roll a 20.
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>>26418045
No. If Cos calls for a roll, until he posts the next story post, all rolls count for the roll he called. That kind of thinking resulted in everyone spamming dice in a large majority of the posts. If that were the case and the trend of posting continued, we'd be using rolls from thread 20 still.
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>>26418043
It's supposedly a true story, posted on 2chan.
And oh boy, you won't be laughing for long.
This is by the same author as Onani Master Kurosawa.
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>>26418027
And there goes Arturo's prison.

FULL KUBO!
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>>26418073
yes you did. You did well today Gale.
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>>26418095
ALSO I CANT TYPE GOOD
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>>26418073
No. You must do more art and roll five 20s to be forgiven of all you sins. If you roll another one, you will rest the counter... again.
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>>26418085
No.

Fuck.

Stop being stupid.

And stop fucking rolling when we've got a 19.

Its like you people WANT everyone to die.
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>>26417996
I posted it last thread, and thread before.
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>>26418084
Well OMG has surely taken notice now.
Money's on fabulous zanpakuto guy striking a deal with Aizen... no way we're not getting the blame.
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>>26418095
>Arturo
>Muramasa
> Sokyoku
OLD MAN GENOCIDE POWERS ACTIVATE!
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>>26418095
Three Cos posts from now, at which point we'll switch perspectives to the Kenny fight.

I bet 100 Interweb bucks.
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>>26418027
>quincy kido
>kido at all
YES IT'S TIME FOR GLORIOUS KUBO POETRY
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>>26418095
really soon, since the Sokyoku was his fucking prison.

Fuck.

>>26418097
>>26418109
More art I can do, but twenties are not my gig. I gave you a nineteen on running away- I just saved our asses, and MOMO.

That's good, right?
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>>26418027
'Wolke' means cloud.
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>>26418027
Sokyoku...shit.

Alright, Arturo is the next to make his appearance.
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>>26418093
Better lube up...
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>>26418142
Not good enough in the eyes of the Dice Gods. And their word is law.
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>>26418100
>you won't be laughing for long
...shit
I don't know how to take that.
Also, FUCK.
I'm passing up bleach quest to read this.
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>>26418142
We would have got an 18 anyway. You have to roll one or more 20s.
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>>26418133
>About to land finishing blow
>OH GOD CRIPPLING SPIRIT PRESSURE
>HUGE FUCKASS PHOENIX
>Ishida running down streets toward us
>"What did you do?! WHAT. DID. YOU. DOOOO?!"
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>>26418157
>that facial expression
Hnnnng
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Rolled 11

>>26418081
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yR7LZxp-IU
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Doesn't the Soukyoku need to break for Arturo to be released?
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Rolled 7, 9, 18, 19, 8 = 61

>Checknig two things, here
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>>26418186
Cos, you should really run like 6 hours later at night, so the children will all go to bed before we start.
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>>26418132
OMG draws his Zanpakuto

Muramasa uses Clarion Call of Rebellion!

It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
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>>26418110
They do. They are like Monobear, feeding off our despair.
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>>26418194
Removing it from the hill might be enough. He's simply sealed underneath it.
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>>26418186
+2 points for spiderman
+10 points for catgoove
-10000 points for rolling again and so low.
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>>26418196
>18
>19
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>>26418182
damn, and I thought me and Chizuru were bad at stealth
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Rolled 6

>>26418204
international timezones mate.
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>>26418210
The Young Fire gives no shits, the OMG uses two bone.
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>>26418196
>19
well.
Fuck.
I'm...I'm just going to go draw that russian Shinigami with his booze and knuckle dusters.
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>>26418157
>>26418185
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>>26418211
But Monobear is amusing, and serves the purpose of offering us really tempting suicidal "deals".

Compulsive Roller Anons are just a blight upon the world and contribute nothing.
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>>26418204
East coaster here. Fuck off.
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>>26418027
Quick Quincy feet flee
Far from flaming phoenix
Ash and bone remorse
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>>26418213
But that would imply that there's a risk of him escaping whenever they use it to execute someone.

That doesn't make sense.
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>>26418237
Please do. We'll need some happiness after this Anal Rodeo.
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>>26418230
This and that eleven are clearly troll posts and wouldnt be counted anyays
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>>26418244
Welp, brb
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>>26418196
How intense is its spiritual pressure?
I have an idea.
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Rolled 4

>>26418204
Another East coaster here.
I echo his sentiments.
>>26418250
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>>26418204
speaking of bed, it's 3am and i've got work in the morning, I fucking hate bleach quest some times
sleep is for babies anyway
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>>26418269
Oh look, now its a NAMEFAG making pointless rolls.

This just keep getting better and better.
>>
How the fuck can Ichigo be in a worse situation for everyone to be headed to his location?
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>>26418269
....Thank Kamen Rider it was only 4.


Dice are off now.
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Rolled 6

>>26418260
also the fact that they are after cutoffs so they're never counted in the first place.

so people are getting worked up over nothing
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>>26418268
Chainsaw that eats whatever it touches?
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>>26418244
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>>26418254
No, they release the sword, but they don't move it from its location. The execution is conducted on Sokyoku hill every time.

If Muramasa sends it to rampage elsewhere, however, that might be a problem.
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>>26418291
Stop it
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>>26418204
Yet another on the east coast telling you to fuck off.
We're starting to sound like a broken record.
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>>26418280
I forgot to turn the damn thing off, you faggot. There's a thing called a post delay.
>>
There's no way this doesn't end without us Letz'ing... and when we one shot the Sokyoku? Well lets just say that's going to make a lot of people very scared.
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>>26418235
... who?
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>>26418291
Its still a bad fucking habit, and it has fucked us over consistently in the past.

People need to stop when it doesn't matter, so they don't fuck up when it DOES matter.
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Rolled 10

>>26418298
is there a reason?
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>>26418328
See >>26418325
>>
I would like to blame myself for reminding Cosgrove that the Sokyoku was right there last thread...but you know what, I don't blame me.

Raising the stakes, baby. Awesome action sequence is go.
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>>26418313
Quincy Pride!
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>>26418270
I'm so in love with this quest, i que it up on my phone before bed, and when i wake up, almost first thing? Grab it, update the thread, if it's gone then hit the archive and read up.

Because hey, some of my actions lead to good ideas, ect, so i want to see how the plebs from cali did.
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>>26418297
Sokyoku's afraid to leave it's hill!
Hey everyone! The Sokyoku's afraid to leave the hill!
EXTRA EXTRA! SOKYOKU AFRAID TO LEAVE HILL!
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>>26418171
Do it. I can guarantee - you won't be sorry.
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>>26418325
it's also given us 20's consistently in the past.
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>>26418213
it could be since muramasa freed the sokyoku from its duties even temporarily it could count as not sealing the guy and made it so that his ass can escape.
guys remember soul society apocalypse may be going on as of right now by the by.
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>>26418270
>>26418250
>>26418269
>>26418307
Ahaha, it's only 6 pm where i am.
I dont have to sleep for a while.
I feel bad for all you east-coasters
>>26418328
yes, cosgrove saves rolls that are not called for.
>>
Here's an idea for a harem route end. The Shiba clan was formally one of the great but fallen in disgrace right? Then how about we reinstate the Shiba clan and Ichigo head of the clan. Since there so few members, Ichigo can marry all of his girls as a way to gain more people in it. And if we marry Rukia, then we might gain the support of her clan as well as that one loli and her clan from that one arc about a new captain and making evil swords. Thereby, making reinstating the clan easier.
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>>26418340
From this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtVd6RFWGgE

To this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qjz8VFBv4Ow

In an instant


RUN BITCH RUN! THIS AN'T A CUTSCENE!
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>>26418346
>plebs from Cali
OY
Don't hate!
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>>26418349
Hey, Sokyoku, you baby. Where's your sheath? Little babby Stoop Kid's afraid to leave his hill!
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>>26418355
We don't need a 20 if we've got a 19 in the vast majority of cases.

And 1s are generally FAR worse than 20s are good.

Remember our last 20? When we cut Kenny?

We gave him a paper cut and made him happy. And when Kenny gets happy, people die.

The risk far outweighs the reward unless we have a SPECIFIC reason to fish for a 20.
>>
So any guesses why our Mystery Man is after Momo?
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>>26418369
This is just that shitty Naruto 'fanfic clan resurrection act' shit
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>>26418373
Name ONE good thing that's come from Cali.

Oh, wait. You. Carry on then.
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>>26418361
huh, he didn't save my twin 20's
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>>26418328
Not fucking us over with a 1 despite that clearly being your goal.
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>>26418395
"Why the fuck is there still something in her soul?"
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>>26418395
The only reason I can think of is he's already working with Aizen.

Or possibly Kyouka Suigetsu, and not Aizen himself.
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>>26418409
I don't know what to say about that.
I wish we had a better dice system, but i can't propose anything better.
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>19
>19v18

The phoenix looks like it’s ready to pursue when it jerks erratically, streams of white and black energy enwrapping it as it compresses into seeming nothing as it cries out.

Soon after, another form comes falling down the cliff. Landing with a small shockwave, parts of her Shinigami disguise burned to reveal the outfit underneath, is a weary looking Neliel. Thankfully, her top hat is completely intact.

You scowl. “What are you doing here?! You were supposed to support Kurosaki!”

She gives a weak grin. “Sorry, Ishida, but I had to make sure you didn’t get yourself killed.”

You halt whatever you’re about to say as you hear a scream of anger from up above. That unknown man seems rather upset…

“What did you do?”

She shrugs. “Negacion box. I sealed it away for a while in another dimension. It should take it a whiel to get out, but how long? I don’t know.”

You nod as Hinamori tugs on your robes. “We should run.”

>19

You nod, unable adjust your glasses, as you practice the most ancient technique you grandfather taught you…

You immediately start running at top speed for the west gate and to where Kurosaki is, undoubtedly with the unknown man in white and the Zanpakuto spirit Tobiume pursuing you with vengeance in mind.

/ASIDE- ISHIA END/
LAST TIME
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>Phoenix mysteriously cries out then falls to the ground dead
>Orihime three blocks over; single eyebrow raises, finger pointed like a gun the tip smoking.
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>>26418415
There probably isn't, since he kind of wanted her to die at least twice.

I think right now she's just a dangerous loose end.
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>>26418409
GM prerogative. Save the bad, leave the good.
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>>26418434
>>26418409
All rolls after the first 10 are discarded.

Always, forever.

It has been this way for over 20 threads.

I seriously can't comprehend how you don't understand this by now. Its really fucking simple.
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>>26418389
1s are usually worse, true. but that "papercut?" that got us an ally-no way Kenny'll let people kill us off before we fight at least a few more times
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>>26418409
Those rolls were called for, but did not count.
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>>26418443
Glad to see she had one of those handy.

No idea how things got so out of hand over there.
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>>26418443
20

You narrow your eyes and grab Zangetsu with your right hand. You look at his open posture and see that he’s holding his sword in his right hand.

Charging at him, you attack at his elbow with all the strength you can muster.

Kenpachi’s eyes widen as you manage to make a bit of a wound as he starts bleeding.

When you pull back, you see him move his arm, a little slower, before a gigantic, euphoric grin crosses his face as he turns towards you and starts laughing.

When he finishes he grips his sword more tightly.

“You’re the first person, in a long, long time who has managed to get me to draw blood on their first attack.

“This fight… Is going to be a lot of fun!”

He grins at you as he charges at you, ready to attack!

>How do you respond?
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>>26418482
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE
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>>26418461
not that.
It's because of the "if i dont call for a roll"
Part of what cosgrove said is what I'm thinking of.
If we didn't have that, I wouldn't have any problems with rolls.
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>>26418482
Back up, try Deadly Darts to halt his advance.
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>>26418482
Use his own momentum against him.
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>>26418443
>Nel fucking no-sells the Killer Phoenix Execution Thing
...fuck, lady, you crazy.
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>>26418404
This.
Sure, there may be some truth in that sort of bullshit, but as things stand, we just love the ladies, and people are going to deal.

>>26418405
I had to read that a couple times to make sure you didn't leave out a word or anything-
Thanks, anon. That makes me feel special.

>>26418443

>the most ancient technique you grandfather taught you…
....Uryu is a Joestar?

>>26418482
Hmmm....This calls for something different.

Something like...JUMP REALLY HIGH AND DEADLY DARTS HIM FROM ABOVE
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>>26418443
... does it still count as leaving? I think it still counts as leaving...
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Rolled 16

>>26418482
"....Crap."

Evasive maneuvers
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>>26418425
Does zampakuto have any senses like a person does? If not, then how can Kyouka Suigetsu control Muramasa?
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>>26418482
parry at the wrist
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>>26418482
Meet steel with steel!
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>>26418482
>Oh Boy! Someone to give Kenny some fun!
Goddamnit, we're rooting for Ichigo here.
>Oh, ok, Try not to die too fast!
Close enough.

Question, is Blut noticeable as a technique??
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>>26418482
Throw spinning Zangetsu at his knees.
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>>26418511
Josef wouldnt be taken out like a punk bitch like Ishida's grand dad was
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>>26418443
So Nel knows Hollow magic too... interesting.
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>>26418482

We need to give this fight our full attention. No time for acting or posturing, we act like Kurosaki Ichigo. For this fight we stand tall and focused. Sword in hand we duck, weave, dodge, and counter attack.

If he hits us with overwhelming spirit pressure, we respond in kind.

This is a challenge to meet.
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>>26418494
The rolls reset whenever he makes a story post, or calls for a new roll.

Unless one of those two conditions are met, all rolls count towards whatever the previous roll set was, and if that roll set is past 10, then they are discarded.

This is really fucking easy, and has been stated multiple times, and yet we have to explain it AT LEAST once per thread because some people still can't wrap their minds around it.
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>>26418482
ATTACK
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>>26418527
>Question, is Blut noticeable as a technique??
I think it shows up as geometric patterns on our skin, but nobody except MAYBE Mayuri and Old Man Genocide should recognize what it is.
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>>26418546
Cosgrove should put it in the op, in all caps, in super plain english
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>>26418527
I don't think so, otherwise all them shinigami wouldn'tve been fucked up so bad in the current arc
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>>26418443
>You halt whatever you’re about to say as you hear a scream of anger from up above. That unknown man seems rather upset…
>“What did you do?”
Oh god for a second I thought that was Cap Comm.
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>>26418510
She really is a good girl.
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>>26418551
Unohana probably would, but she's not present as far as we know
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>>26418541
it's an Espada thing-its meant for punishing subordinates
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>>26418551
That might just be Blut Vene, I'm not sure if Blut Arterie is visible.
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>>26418443
Sogyoku is in a different dimension. Arturo is on his way

>>26418482
Attack as if trying to kill. We'll be defeated easily otherwise.

Deadly darts to the chest, sword thrusts, directl slashes, etc.
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>>26418542
Soi Fon is still there. She still has a 2-hit-kill shikai, and can and will kill us if it becomes necessary.

Your plan is stupid as fuck.
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>>26418510
Ichigo No-sold it with one hand and Zangetsu.

It's not as overpowered as they make it out to be, at all.

It's just a fuckton of lethal power all loaded into one attack- no follow up, no defenses- it's made to be used on those who can't defend themselves, after all.

>>26418532
it's a Joestar technique, but maybe the JOJO skipped a generation?
It seems to be especially strong in this one.

>>26418564
Yes, yes she is.

Man, it's getting harder and harder to resist adding her to the girlpile.
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>>26418482
blut up for defense
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>>26418555
Nah, a pastebin for rules should be more than enough.
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>>26418574
I thought you needed to throw it into someone else's hollow hole for it to work, but I guess that was optional?
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>>26418482
get inside his swing and stab
or >>26418523
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So we missed momo learning that Ichigo is alive? Crap.
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>>26418590
No, in the OP would be better for those who don't read the pastebins.
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>>26418551
Well, we are wearing two layers of clothing, so shield Blue would show on our face, but i think Kenpachi would be busy trying to hold back his raging erection to notice.

So i say use it, we could really use that extra coverage.
>>26418564
She is So getting a head pat later.
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>>26418482
Parry that shit, then sword him with our sword.

>>26418510
She wasn't the #3 Espada for nothing.
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>>26418586
We have two narrators now, one of them without a girlpile.
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>>26418597

Well I thoguht about that and then realized there's several Arrancar who don't have hollow holes or easy to get to ones.

I'm having it in the hollow hole just basically guarantees that it works, 100% of the time.
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>>26418605
I think Ishida had a chance to convey that information in the time it took for something to go so horribly wrong over here that the right move was for all our friends to head to us and leave Ishida and Momo to Tobiume and Muramasa.
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...I just realize that the puppets that the Bounts use are like stands from Jojo.
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>>26418582

I didn't say go hollow, I said we stop acting meek. We fight like when we fought Ikkaku, we fight like we know what we're doing.
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>>26418586
>Ichigo No-sold it with one hand and Zangetsu.
Wearing the Shihoin family crest that Soi Fon later comments on as being very significant in her discussion with Yoruichi. Said crest was also very prominent on the relic that later destroyed the Sokyoku.
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>>26418482
parry then stab
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>>26418482
Judo Throw.
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>>26418605
>>26418633
Ya I'm willing to bet we either missed some banter; or they're a little too focused on current events to have thought of that.
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>>26418482
Why oh why didn't you fucking idiots use Blut Arterie on this attack to take off his arm instead of injuring it? They wouldn't sense it as a quincy ability
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>>26418628
This is supposedly the last time we play as Ishida-

And we're shipping him with Nemu or Cirucci.

>>26418640
so much of Bleach is Jojo.
The bounts, the Fullbrings, the Zanpakutou, even. And the character designs.
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>>26418643
What the fuck is up with that noble house.
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>>26418613
>>26418589
Using Blut is a bad idea.

Its one thing to cut Kenpatchi, its another thing entirely to get HIT by Kenpatchi and have his fucking sword bounce. That shit just doesn't happen.
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>>26418643
that only let him hover, from what I remember, since you can't do that in SS.
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>>26418664
Yeah that.
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>>26418609
eh..? people don't read the pastebins?
But, that's literally all the information about characters that we get.
Why would you not do that
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I don't think in actual canon, with the recent revelations, that Muramasa's shit would work on Zangetsu

Because

A: OMZ is actually some sort of Quincy genetic memory

B:Hollow Ichigo is the actual sword spirit

C: All three of us are the same person, and always had been
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>>26418676
Stupidity
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>>26418664
... maybe he won't notice? Or we could play it off as a secondary power of our zanpakuto.

"You see, my zanpakuto has the ultimate defense. The more enemies I defeat, the harder I am in turn to defeat..."
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>>26418664
Then use the other one, Cut him better.

Though he might not like it. Not because he got cut or because it's a quincy technique, But because it's Magic. He doesnt like magic.
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>>26418664
dying is also a bad idea
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>>26418663
>Shihoin: Always finds a way to kill something
>Kushiki: All serious business all the time; make sure you look and act proper you filthy casual
>Shiba: HAHAhA I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING! EXPLOSIONS!
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>>26418677

I thought OMZ let himself get taken by Muramasa to protect Ichigo, then again I skipped that filler arc. Because if Hollow Zangetsu went...things would have been worse.
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>>26418677
FOOL!
It did.
in the anime
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>>26418686
if we have the word overkill in there somewhere i'm fine with this
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>>26418510
>>26418564
You mean Kyouka Suigetsu?
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>>26418655
If we split the party again, besides Ishida's up to something now, so maybe after his finished his plan or Ichigo dies.
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>>26418677
>C: All three of us are the same person, and always had been
...You think that's unique to Ichigo?

That's what a Zanpaktou really is.

Also it didn't really work in the filler arc, Muramasa couldn't control the Old Man, OMZ just thought it was a good excuse to stretch his legs.
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>>26418686
Not a lie either!
Delicious delicious XP.
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>>26418686
>this is why the call me zangetsu-slaying the moon is an oxymoron. cut me? very hard, even for you
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>>26418686
Its not a matter if HIM noticing, its a matter of Soi Fon noticing and going WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE THATS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE.

>>26418690
Canon Ichigo did just fine, and we're way above his level even without any of our Quincy or Hollow techniques.
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>Skills and Perks! http://pastebin.com/etq4kyMk
>STARTING AT THIS MOMENT
>ALL ROLLS WILL ONLY BE COUNTED FOR WHEN I ASK FOR THEM

>Why? Because it takes up my time to track down posts with rolls too much.

>So, rules revision, now.

>Roll me 1d20 then

>After that, I write
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>>26418689
He's not fucking Khorne.

"What, you've got magical powers? Fucking awesome, that'll make this even MORE fun!"
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>>26418712
Of course, the real problem is that Kenpachi would be all: So you have a limited amount of uses for that perfect defense of yours, don't'cha?

And proceeds to onslaught spam us like an Enlightened Mortal against a Solar.

FUCK!
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>>26418703
>>26418704
Yes

In a filler arc

That was never canon

And doesn't fit with the fact that Ichigo doesn't have an actual Zanpakuto spirit
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>>26418655
"Or"


It's like you don't want to see Quincy-Shini and Quincy-Hollow hybrid kids...
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>>26418732
That means the arc is literally impossible in concern to the logic of the setting.
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>>26418753


1d20 coming right up
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>>26418753
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>>26418753
C'mon high rolls
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Rolled 10

>>26418753
Yes sir!
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>>26418761
It's canon now.
Like. this quest.
Filler for the anime is irrelevant.
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>>26418753
Yes, Cosgroove
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>>26418749
he got the shit beaten out of him, and then OMZ used blut to save him and then put a slice through kenpachi. this is the literal power of the guy who kills old man genocide. ichigo was just a carrier for him. kenpachi is ridiculously out of our league
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>>26418732
I don't like this fact, that all zanpakutou ARE their wielders.

It ruins the whole "A part of you but separate" thing that was kinda cool about them.

Now it just IS you, which negates learning about it as if it were someone else entirely.

>>26418775
....you have a very valid and very good point.

"And," then.
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Rolled 16

Go! Awesome Dice of Kubo!
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>>26418798
OMZ only had to do that because Ichigo faffed around and got his shit pushed in because he didn't know how to fight properly.

That isn't a mistake we're going to make.
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>>26418753
>Rolling against Kenny? Doesnt sound right...

Hush up shoulderloli, you'll get us caught for avataring! You're only used when it fits. Ichigo! Sweep the legs!
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>>26418753
Fuck it.

I'll roll blut (defense) so we can spiel like in
>>26418686
and
>>26418741

May Kubo guide my dice!
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>>26418697
we have best noble house
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>>26418798
OMZ isnt Bach or however its spelled lately, and he's not as powerful as Bach. OMZ is Ichigo's inborn Quincy powers
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>>26418753
My first and only roll
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>>26418776
Not really the Zanpato is a spirtual Symbiote that idintially copies the part of your soul that is made only for war and exists in the form of a sword.

Ichigo is all kinds of weird though.
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>>26418697
Sooo... House Shiba is House Merika?
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>>26418753
rolling for sodomy
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>>26418797
...Why do we keep posting Kamen Rider pic's
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>>26418803
It's you but not you, a manifestation of your personality but not necessarily one you like.

I mean does Kazeshini make sense if he's literally a distinct evil spirit, instead of reflecting an aspect of Shuuhei that he's deeply uncomfortable with?
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>>26418843
Especially since we just spontaneously manifested our zanpakutou instead of using an asauchi, which SHOULD be all kinds of impossible.
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>>26418813
kenpachi is still out of our league
>>26418833
we still dont know what OMZ is, truly. kubo is holding out on us. he's still at least as powerful as hichigo, as theyre all parts of him
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>>26418870
Because Ichigo and Chizuru are huge Dorks. Check out the archives.
>>
Here's a scary thought for y'all.

What if Yhwach was a Fullbringer? And his Fullbring was his bloodline? Every single Quincy is nothing but an extension of his power, which is why he can manifest inside Ichigo and take Quincy's powers away at will, no matter where they are.

Now, lets go one step further. Fullbrings are derived from Hollows, which...eat souls, yes? And souls destroyed with Quincy powers mysteriously vanish, don't they?

Quincy powers don't destroy souls, they feed them directly to Yhwach.
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>>26418870
Because they bring us rolls above 10.

And it's just Kamen Sense to use our good luck charm.
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>>26418798
OMZ isn't literally Yhwach, or even part of Yhwach.

He just takes the shape of the source of all Quincy due to genetic memory.
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>>26418888
Quad 8s.

... Chaos makes it tru.
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>>26418888
KUUUUUBOOOOOOO
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>>26418883
Crazy ass gentic memory probably caused by WHITE, its best not to worry too much now.
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>>26418883
It's probably similar to how Arrancar form their own swords.

Also maybe some Quincy bullshit added in as well.
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>>26418884
>kenpachi is still out of our league

If he fights seriously, sure.

If he doesn't remove the eyepatch, which he probably won't because he knows he's not supposed to demolish half the Seiretei just for kicks, then probably not.
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>>26418888

....Fuck.
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>>26418888
But Yhwach has no control over OMZ.

Yhwach is kind of an evil asshole, in case you missed it.
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>>26418888
I just rejoiced in my pants.
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>>26418944
which is why we shouldnt break out any hollow or quincy powers, as i've been saying
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>>26418874
He's the aspect Shuuhei is uncomfortable with amped up to a thousand.
It's still Shuuhei, but it's exaggerated to point out just how much he hates that part of him.

and I meant I disliked how the Zanpakuto is no longer this mysterious partner who is similar to you, but not exactly like you.

I liked them as separate beings bonded together at a spiritual level through the sword.

>>26418888
I always believed Quincy powers were fullbrings- the way they used catalysts made too much sense not to.

Does that mean Ywach was the original Fullbringer?

>>26418963
that doesn't negate the theory's plausibility.
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>>26418934
I kind of suspect that Zangetsu's true ability is genetic memory.

Like that's why Ichigo is able to learn things so absurdly quickly, he has all the abilities of his father, his mother, and the experimental hollow that brought them together, he just needs to unlock them.
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>>26418980
>Does that mean Ywach was the original Fullbringer?
Not really. If Fullbringers are simply people mutated by Hollow spiritual pressure, then there'd be no such thing as an 'original' Fullbringer.
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>>26418888
And thus another of Old Man Genocide's Genocides could have been averted if they killed Yhwach the first time!
Unless his Fullbring revives him every 999 years so long as his blood line remains
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>>26418980
They're still a mysterious partner, it's just that they're kind of like a Persona.

Just because they're "you" doesn't mean they can't be difficult to understand and work with.
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>>26419006
I think he means the Fullbringer who started the 'Quincy Branch'
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>>26419006
he'd not be the first to have those powers, but he'd be the one to make them feared and a known power under the name "Kurinshi."

>>26419026
you guys still misunderstand what I mean-
this fact messes with my ability to ship them.
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>>26418996
Zangetsu never had powers. It wasn't a Zanpakutou. It was just Ichigo's spiritual energy bloated up into the shape of a sword.
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>>26419015
This was the song that ends the world
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>16vs16

You parry his blow and move inside to attack him, but he jumps back, dodging your blow.

When you blocked his attack, it was really quite the surprise of exactly how strong this guy is. He’s strong enough to make your bones rattle. Best not to let him get a hit in.

He’s watching your movements, trying to see what you’ll do.

>You have control
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>>26419041
STOP DICKIN' AROUND
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>>26419052
Wait for him to make the first move, then attempt to counter.
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>>26419052
Do we know that Kenpachi isn't really blind in both eyes, and what his eye patch really does?
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>>26419041
Not necessarily.

Think about it. There's people all throughout history with superpowers. Jason and the golden fleece, King Arthur, Rasputin, Siegfried, Achilles, Samson...
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>>26419052

Let's play this calm.


If we get a chance, use Blut Vene and claim that it's our sword's power. Otherwise, swordwork only.
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>>26419052
Blut Arterie, feint at his injured elbow, strike his neck
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>>26419052
Attack!
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>>26419052
A combination of CQC and swordplay, passing your sword from your right to left hand to confuse him or to at least get a punch or kick in.
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>>26419052
Deadly Darts?

If he wants to keep his distance, then lets see how he likes getting a sword thrown at him repeatedly.
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>>26419052
... let's see.

Ummm... damn, is it too early to 'learn' shunpo during this fight and snap his arm?
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>>26419084
>you know that he's strong as all hell and is the only captain to not have a Bankai. He also tries to hold back to get a good fight in and won't stop until he or his opponent drops.
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>>26419109
We need to wet our pants and show extreme fear before using Shunpo.
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>>26419087
moses was a fullbringer.
so was heracules
callin it.
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>>26419087
Ywach's probably as old as half of those.
Older.

The guy's thousands of years old. Plural Thousands.

More than two, definitely.

>>26419106
he'll just catch it. And then reel us in.

And then we're fucked.
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>>26419092
Look, if he wants us to join his squad, then he probably won't kill us.

We can't be his Fourth Seat if we're dead.

Really the only problem is our allies freaking out and spilling the beans.
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>>26419052
... let's see.

Ummm... damn, is it too early to 'learn' shunpo during this fight and snap his arm?
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>>26419006
Doesn't that mean that Ichigo's genetic make up is vastly different then his sisters since ichigo keep switch power on the fly.
...Then again...isn't that good news for Yuzu. Yuzu why are such a bro-con.
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>>26418753
Ichigo: `1,2,3 Rider....Slash

Zangetsu: RIDER SLASH
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>>26419052
Swordwork, feints and such. MAYBE if we get the chance judo throw him for shits and giggles because that's terrible idea.
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>>26419087
It'd be like being the origenal hollow, each fullbringer is unique the the 'parent hollow' that altered their mom or dad's gentic code before they did the nasty and 'Item' they bonded two.

Siblings should have basically the same fullbrings
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>>26419134
Clearly he's Jesus.
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>>26419052
Time to go for a feint, Fake out with our sword and then go for some Boss level CQC.
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>>26419135
True.


But we don't want to get TOO maimed here. We know Ishida's doing the rescue, so we want to be able to HENSHIN and gate everyone out. We DON'T want to be injured enough we need to regen before doing that.
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>>26419052
Try to maneuver to his blind side.

He's got an eyepatch. Use that to our advantage.
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>>26419175
And a precious trinket from daddy fullbringer should in theory cause his kids to have the exact same ability.
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Seconding.
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>>26419185
Yhwach confirmed for son of Spirit King.
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>>26419175
Not true-
Fullbring is reliant upon the PERSON.

IChigo's fullbring was based upon his pride in his powers- thus it manifested as a supplement to his shinigami powers.

Karin ought to have some sort of projectile-based fullbring, should she develop one.

>>26419185
oh, of course.

But he was around before that, too. Way before that.
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>>26419135
Fourth seat? Haaa! he wants us to be his THIRD seat.

>>26419087
>rasputin
>fullbringer

... that dude might still be alive, then!
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>>26419052
Darts, followed with a punch to the Injury
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>>26419199
>Henshin when Soi-Fong is watching
Not even once.
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>>26419217
>Karin ought to have some sort of projectile-based fullbring, should she develop one.
A Soccerball.

It'd be like Shut Up And Jam Gaiden. But with soccer.
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>>26419217
Wait what?

All we know is that Yhwach is over one thousand years old.
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Hey, Bleach Quest.

So, I managed to get that drawing of what I thought Momo's Hollow mask should look like.

Y'know, if anyone's still interested.
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>>26419245
"NO, KARIN! The Chaos Strike is forbidden for a reason!"
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>>26419052
>You have control
Decisions, decisions...

If we use "After Image," that would pique Soi-Fon's interest... so not now.
If we "Two Hand," Kenny will likely do the same.

Range is a good option here, but I'd prefer GT as a mid to last resort. And Kenny already saw the spinning Zangetsu attack used on Ikkaku.

>Action
Feint the spinning Zangetsu range attack, then close in to Kenny's eyepatch side.
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>>26419241
Of course not when she's watching!

We use a Distraction (AKA: GIANT FUCKING BIRD OF FLAMES) and then bail.
....'course, we're probably going to get ninjas up the ass in a few posts.


But, that's life!
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>>26419245
That's what I was going for.

>>26419250
Only one?

ONLY one?

I was under the impression he was much older.
>inb4 Since when were you under the impression
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>>26419241
Ichigo's List of Terrible Ideas is getting longer and longer by the minute, isn't it?
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>>26419303
All we know about his age is the 999 years thing.
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>>26419263
I like it quite a lot. Only thing I would recommend is inverting the left half; but that's just me.
The pattern on the bottom though kind of makes me think of a bog nose or wide mouth.
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>>26419263
I thought it'd be more ornate, but it's easier to add to that I guess.

As a first impression before opening the image, it kinda looks closer to Mashiro's mask.

captcha: upurpo damask
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>>26419283
I agree with this, though only partway.

Everyone should have noticed the giant fire bird from nowhere, so we should use that as a distraction to try to end the fight.
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>>26419303
Considering that he's been sealed for a thousand years and the whole 'replaces Seireitei with his base thing' I'd say there's a good chance he's pretty old.
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>>26419305
>>26419241
>>26419283
>Senses Gargants opening nearby
>Weird 4th seat guy is a secret Hollow!
>Double tap at the speed of sound
>Into the trash he goes
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>>26419305
To be fair...Its mostly us that provide the ideas.
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>>26419283
Unfortunately I'm pretty sure something big is going to interrupt.

I mean there must be some reason everyone but Ishida and Nelliel came to our aid.
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>>26419305
Naturally the longer we wait the stronger the bad ideas become, and on rare occassion someone will think up a creative answer that is better then 'I stab it in the FACE!
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>>26419303
he is-he was sealed for over 1000 years
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>>26419362
Hence, "Ninja up the ass in a few posts"
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>>26419333
>>26419334
Yeah, I wanted to make it kinda like a Geisha's makeup in design, but the damn teeth wern't working out with that.

So I drew some squigglys on the bottom and called it a day.
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>>26419348
He could just be two thousand years old.

You can do a lot in a thousand years.
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Rolled 7, 9 = 16

>seems like swordworks and feinting seems to be the way to go.

>2d20, please. May Kubo have mercy.
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Rolled 12, 4 = 16

>>26419390

Shut up and slam.
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Rolled 10

>>26419390
I have a good feeling bout this
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Rolled 18, 7 = 25

>>26419390
Feint attack hooo!
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>>26419263
I thought Momo was an grey alien.
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Rolled 11, 1 = 12

>>26419390
Kubo may have mercy but I have none.
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STAB IT IN THE
>>26419363
DAMMNIT MAN!
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Rolled 20, 15 = 35

>>26419390
When you say it Cosgrove, it's not as reassuring.
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Rolled 15, 15 = 30

>>26419390
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Rolled 1, 15 = 16

>>26419390
Are you even trying Kenny?
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Rolled 4, 19 = 23

>>26419390
I trust in the dice.
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Rolled 4, 1 = 5

>>26419390
And here goes my first roll of the night.
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>>26419378
Nah I doubt it'll be ninjas.

I'm betting Soi Fon, Ikkaku, Yumichika, and probably our Zanpaktou go rogue

Or maybe Aizen himself shows up.
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Rolled 13, 6 = 19

>>26419408
Ah fuck
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Rolled 5, 3 = 8

>>26419390
Here goes.
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>>26419420
>>26419423
WELP
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Rolled 6 + 1

>>26419390
Roll
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>>26419423
>>26419420
>>26419418
>>26419415
OH GOD WHY?
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Rolled 20, 11 = 31

>>26419390
Kubo is all out of MERCY!
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....what the fuck guys
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>>26419415
>>26419418
>>26419420
>>26419423
3 1s, 1 20
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Rolled 7, 19 = 26

>>26419423
>>26419420
>>26419415
FUCK ALL OF YOU.

Crit master II please
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>>26419415
>>26419420
>>26419423
Fuck you all.
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>>26419418
HAHA-
>>26419415
>>26419420
>>26419423
oh fuck you guys.
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Rolled 17, 19 = 36

God dammnit guys.
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>>26419420
>"Are you?"
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>>26419443
Two twenties

Do we get crit master 3 yet?
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Rolled 1 + 1

>>26419434
I'm fairly sure that you fucked that up by invoking a bug in the RNG function.
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>>26419439
Bah. My own roll is number 12. FUCKING!
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>>26419415
>>26419420
>>26419423
1's

>>26419418
>>26419439
20

One 1.
Could be worse.
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>>26419415
>>26419420
>>26419423
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>>26419420
>>26419415
So whose narration should we switch to when Ichigo dies Orihime goes full nervice brakedown and not only exposes herself as a fullbring but fails to res us after we loose our head to Kenny.
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>>26419463
Roll is 2d20, 1d20+1d20 the roller reads as "1d20+1".
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Wow.....well there goes this fight.
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So we got an 18 to dodge, but a 1x2 to attack.

...Crit Master II?
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>>26419463
>>26419434
Yep. Trying to use 2 dice like 1d20+1d20 invokes the auto 1 bug in the dice roller function.
So fortunately, these 1's are bugged and invalid.
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>>26419466
That one twenty is roll 12. Doesn't count.
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>>26419217
>But he was around before that, too. Way before that.
The Father begat the Son before the creation of the world.
In the beginning, there was the Word of God. The Word was with God, and the Word was God.
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>>26419494
Only kills a single one from the way it reads.
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>>26419463
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>>26419494
No we dodged; whatever. We're buying time.
We just suck at attacking; whatever.
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>>26419501
There's some invalid rolls in there, though.
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>>26419506
Didn't we use it as Ishida?
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>>26419522
That's his crit master, we didnt use Ichigo's
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Attention dumbasses

dice+2d20 is the proper syntax
dice+1d20+1d20 is the syntax for dice+1d20+1
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>>26419522
Ishida is a different character. We used his, not ours.
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>>26419511
Neutralizing one of those 1s can make the difference between "our attack was completely ineffective" to "we removed Kenpachi's eyepatch"
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>>26419522
That's Ishidas sheet I believe. Not our fearless leader here.
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>>26419522
Ichigo's is seperate I think.

Also, no on the Crit Master. We're just gonna wiff out attack, shouldn't be to bad.
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>>26419535
Lot of quest left to go, plus a giant murder bird.
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>>26419542
See
>>26419535

We're gonna make the same mistake Nnoitra did.
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No to crit master
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>>26419532
I don't know why people have such a hard time with this shit. I mean really, what the hell.
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>>26419557
>>26419535
oh...

OH!

Okay, yeah, crit master.
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>>26419504
>Ywach can be interpreted as Yaweh
....
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
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We're all gonna die. Go Kubo Train!!!!!!!
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>>26419592
>Yhwach
>Yehawach
>Yehova
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>so, crit master II?

>which roll?
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no crit master. let's see what happens
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>>26419628
noooooooooooooo
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>>26419614
No Zangetsu will rebel and save us for laughs.
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Rolled 9, 7 = 16

>>26419628

No crit master
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>>26419628
none, let's hold it for now
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>>26419628
eh, we can afford to flub an attack I suppose, what's the worst that could happen?
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>>26419630
When has that EVER worked out for us?
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>>26419628
No.
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>Wanting to critmaster
Plebs

>>26419628
No critmaster
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>>26419628
Gonna have to deny Crit master-
At this rate, we're gonna 1 our sixth-sense "stop the ninja from 2HKOing us" roll.
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>>26419642

ARGH, DICE, STAY OFF!

Luckily Cos is only taking the rolls he asked for now, so it is less of an issue. I apologize for that, but in the same breath remind everyone who will go ballistic that it no longer matters.
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>>26419654
>what's the worst that could happen?
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?
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>>26419628
I think some of the rolls were bugged by people being morons. What is the correct.... standing of what we have right now?
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>>26419672
because it makes the game more fun
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>>26419666
>>26419659
>>26419656
>>26419654
>>26419651
>>26419642
>>26419635
>>26419637
>>26419630
And so the eyepatch comes off...

Fuck it, no crit master.
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>>26419679
>first roll crits: 20,1
>Second roll crits: 1,1
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>>26419654
We take over as Ishida.
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>>26419654
The eyepatch comes off, Harribel's scarf falls off, etc.
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>>26419659
>>26419666
>>26419642
No, please, use crit master.
I'll be waiting after you do.
>>26419654
What is the worst that could happen?
Simple. You could stumble upon one of my plots...
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>>26419696
And why do you assume that's going to happen? There is a large range of shit that can happen and yet people grab onto this like it is the only thing that can happen.
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>>26419736

Yeah, I give Cosgrove more credit than that; he'll make it awesome and then we get to try to dance back.
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>>26419734
A, you're not Aizen

B, we already figured out Aizens plot better than he did
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>>26419734
Hey old buddy old pal! It's me, Tsukishima!
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>>26419679
Nope I lied, all the ones inside 10 are valid. We're boned.
USE IT!
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>>26419736
I find that it's best to assume the worst, that way you're prepared for it and if it doesn't happen, hey, bonus.
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>>26419752
no we just think we do.
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>>26419753
Hello, old friend.
I hate to ask, but would you mind moving out of karakura town for a bit?
Also, thank you for helping me discover gin.
A fantastic subordinate, indeed.
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>>26419709
Guys, the fuck do we do? Which fail are we un-failing? I call for one of the second roll fails.
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>Feint 1x2
>Swordsmanship 18

You try to feint, use his blindspot as a weakness, but he’s obviously used to such maneuvers. As you go to attack, he grabs Zangetsu and pulls it up.

As he moves to stab at you, you hear the tinkling of bells and you twist out of the way, kicking off of him to pull your Zanpakuto from his grasp.

As you ready yourself, he grins. “Good, you’ve noticed them! The chiming of the bells! Them, the eye patch, they’re nothing more than tools to make this battle more enjoyable!”

He chuckles. “Take advantage of them! If you don’t, it’ll start to get boring!”

He looks down at you amused. Its obvious that he’s still underestimating you.

>You have control
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>>26419753

Oh, hey Lieutenant Tsukishima. Hows it going?
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>>26419811

Shunpo, in a hesitant and slowish manner, during our next attack. We need to get him and Soi-Fong fighting over us.
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Rolled 16

>>26419811
chop the legs! limit his mobility, and we might be able to strike from a distance
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>>26419811
you bastard cos, why are the rolls backwards?

Also, I vote for speed attack so we can transition into shunpo
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>>26419811
cut the eyepatch off
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>>26419811
RIDER KICK
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>>26419815
What are you talking about? Tsukishima got promoted when Aizen retired
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>>26419811
Slowly crack our speed up, keep upping the tempo of the fight. Continue using our Swordsmanship.
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>>26419801
I was in Karakura Town?

>>26419815

Quite well, thank you.
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>>26419752
You know my plans... better than I do?
With the valley of screams being open, the sokyoku being unbroken, and and "muramasa" becoming active?
abandon you arrogance, human.
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>>26419811
Well, might as well do what he says.

The longer he underestimates us the better.
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>>26419854
you're still not the real Aizen, so fuck off
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>>26419839
you know what? fuck it, lets go max carnage. we are still decoys after all
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>>26419850
And that should be crank not crack. Fuck you auto correct.
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>>26419811
Use the advantages he's giving you. Goad him into attacking and attempt to counter his attack with one of our own.
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>>26419811
>Keep on the defensive; we're still buying time.
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>>26419811
Let's go with the classical Ride-
>>26419843
No. Not Kick.


PUUUNCH!


Let me get the chance to roll first when it's time, too, please. I have a gif for that.
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>>26419850
>>26419838

That's my vote as well.
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>>26419811

This fight...I can only rely upon myself as a Shinigami...this guy isn't fighitng for anything more than to fight...so I'll give him what he wants...as much as I can give without revealing *WHAT* I am.

Zangetsu. Old Man Zangetsu. We fight together as one. As the fight with Toshiro...lend me your hands and your instinct.

SWORD SKILLS GO, BUILD UP OUR PRESSURE AND STRIKE, LISTEN FOR THE BELLS TO DODGE. COME AT HIM AT SUB-SHUNPO SPEED NOT FROM HIS BLIND SPOT, BUT FROM DEAD FUCKING ON.
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>>26419811
Up our speed a bit, use some basic Shunpo to take advantage of the blind spot.

No insane risks. The longer this fight lasts, the better.
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>>26419811
He wants to play it like that? Fine.

Give him a haircut and snatch his eyepatch off.
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>>26419811
afterimage backstab
"you sure about that?"
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>>26419811
Start moving faster and putting more reiatsu into our strikes.
But keep one step short of Shunpo, and don't blast out our reiatsu just yet.

He hasn't hurt us enough for us to go shunpo just yet.
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>>26419884
Are you retarded?
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Would it be too meta to ask for a Spirit Sense? The sokyoku and what not should have pinged for us, shouldn't it have?
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>>26419811
go for the eyepatch
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>>26419811
Is there a reason why we're only getting 1d20 for swordsmanship? Shouldn't we get 5 because of Expert Swordsmanship? Or is it because we're holding back pretty badly?
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>>26419894
>>26419893
I like this. Keep the pace, keep the fight going, wait for an opening to hit him HARD.

Also, when does Giant Flame Bird From Nowhere happen Cos? Pretty sure that distraction would help a lot.
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>>26419912
And we have the SPECTACULARLY BAD IDEA for this Bleach Quest installment!

That I support WHOLE HEARTED!
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>>26419905
yep this is the plan hell blunt up and put some pepper in the swings
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Rolled 6

>>26419811
"talking is not a free action"
go for his back
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>>26419912
>>26419917
Are you guys retarded?
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>>26419931
No man, when we use Swordsmanship, Cos counts rolls within the first 5 of 10 instead of 3 of 10.
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>>26419931
best of five, barring crits
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>>26419928
You realize how much of a game-ender that is, right?
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>>26419926
It hasn't happened yet.

Not sure if Ishida has even reached Hinamori yet.

And when it does happen, we'll fucking know.
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>>26419935

Yeah, it will be interesting to notice our, and our new assorted friend's reaction to the sensation of the Sokyoku being activated.
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>>26419912
Your damn suicidal.... Very tempting, but still suicidal. NO.
Speed up a bit, ask for Zangetsu for help, hit him as hard as we can from the front.
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>>26419926
It hasnt happened yet
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>>26419953
>>26419954
...well now I just feel stupid for not reading the pastebin properly.
It's probably the lack of sleep due to constant Bleach Quests. And the alcohol.
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>>26419905
It can be unprecedented too!

Who ever Shunpo's to not get behind or away from someone?
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>>26419952
IC, we want him to take the fight seriously and we don't know its a limiter
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>>26419926
When the Sokyuoku blows, everyone in the Seiretei will feel it.

It hasn't happened yet, because Ishida's timeline is ahead of ours by an indeterminate amount.
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>>26419988
>IC, we want him to take the fight seriously
No we don't.
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>>26419811
Alright, so nothing too bad.

Let's....go right at him.

>>26419977
This. We have ONE advantage over Kenpachi, and that's that our sword talks to us.
He knows how to attack this opponent better than we do, because he's the sword.
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>>26419811
Glorious two handed method time. Nameless Getsugas should be used as well.
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>>26419811
eyepatch then backstab
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>>26419988
What?

Why the fuck do we want him to take the fight seriously?

What we want to do is stall, maybe get in a lucky hit when he lets his guard down, allowing us to "win".
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>>26419988
No, we don't want him to take the fight seriously.

We want the fight to last for as long as possible because we're currently acting as a distraction. We know he's strong as fuck, and that him hitting us would be bad news. Thus, we don't want that to happen, which means using every advantage to ensure we aren't butchered.
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i just realize something.
who would win between muramasa's illusion of aizen's?
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>>26420042
>Muramasa
>Aizen
>Keigo
>Tsukishima

How can we even be sure *anything* is real?
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>so speed up some, then keep using your swordsmanship?

>Alright.

>need 2d20, first to move fast without slipping into shunpo, the second is for sword skills.
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I'm going to bed, guys. Try not to get us killed.
Also, here's Chad as a duck.
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Rolled 15, 1 = 16

>>26420083
Oh boy.
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Rolled 16, 20 = 36

>>26420083
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Rolled 18, 2 = 20

>>26420083

Lets do this thing. Lets do it well.
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Rolled 7, 10 = 17

>>26420083
LET US DO THIS THING
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Rolled 16, 12 = 28

>>26420083
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Rolled 19, 4 = 23

>>26420083
Let's do this.
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>>26420095
>>26420094
Good.
>>26420096
No. Stahp.
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Rolled 20, 6 = 26

>>26420083
hurm
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>>26420094
>>26420095
I dont know what to believe anymore
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We using two hands yet? Because if we are not, we should go:
"Damn, I guess I will have to use THAT."
And proceed to start using GLORIOUS TWO HANDED METHOD!

Also, Kenny is going to love us.
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>>26420094
>>26420095
>>26420108
i am so fucking glad that one russian anon isn't doing shots anymore.
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>>26420086
Can you draw Hime as a blue-footed booby?
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>>26420094
>>26420095
fucking christ

>>26420108
HAHA
WITHIN TEN
WE WIN
STOP ROLLING
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>>26419843
>>26419895
You fool! IT ONLY WORKS IN TEAMS!
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>>26420108
Mucho Fasto
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>>26420086
It's no Ichigo as a platypus, but it's still awesome.

>>26420094
Fuck
>>26420095
Yay!
>>26420108
Yay again!
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>>26420127
I didn't draw it, bro. Found it online.
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I think we don't shunpo now.
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Rolled 2, 1 = 3

>>26420083
somewhat off topic, but we need to show Kenpachi pirate movies and/or Kiss music videos
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So a 20 on speed and 2 on sword so far.

>>26420150
Never mind that. It's a 1 now.
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>>26420150
....why
WHY
WHY WOULD YOU ROLL.
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Rolled 8, 3 = 11

>>26420083
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>>26420126
No; instead I'm rolling the crits.
I have fully consumed their power and have claimed it as my own.

I'm up to three.
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Rolled 8, 3 = 11

>>26420083
We still need a good attack.

SO I WILL ROLL! I am the hero that we need and deserve!
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>>26420150
Why would you roll?
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Rolled 1, 20 = 21

>>26420150
rolling to try and save
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>>26420164
>>26420169
...what?
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>>26420083
So 20 for not using Shunpo, but 2 for sword skills?

Or did we get a 12 since swordsmanship is best of 5?
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>>26420179
... well that was a mixed bag.
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>>26420179
Way too late.
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>>26420179
And there goes the 20 for speed way to go guy.
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>>26420179
Past ten, no dice.
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>>26420179
This is roll 11.
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Rolled 9, 3 = 12

>>26420145
Interesting.

>You forget there's two sides to the dice. Your hope...

>And my DESPAIR!
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Rolled 6, 10 = 16

>>26420150
i don't hate you.
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>>26420179
I...I don't...what?
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>>26420187
... mission accomplished?
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>>26420179
...
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>>26420179
You would have too.
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>>26420179
11th roll.
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Rolled 12, 7 = 19

HERE WE GO!!! SUMMONING: KUBO DICE!
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>>26420183
We got a 1 for swordsmanship, because >>26420150 did that thing we've been yelling at people all thread not to do.

If he hadn't pulled a retard, it would have been a 12 thanks to our Swordsmanship perk.
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>>26420199
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>>26420199
All the dice are still there, I think. Who deleted their post?
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>>26420165
It would appear that you are less of a Shinigami and more of a Fullbringer.
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>>26420199
Damnit did someone try deleting the dice?

I have difficultly believing that that was done without troll intentions.
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>>26420199
Well would you look at that.

If fuckstick >>26420150 hadn't pulled that late 1 out of nowhere, we would have finally got a hit in.

Thanks for that, guy.
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I know it's a toonami night; but come one, where's that energy, that fire you showed us all last night questers?
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>>26420237
>Anonymous 08/03/13(Sat)23:33 No.26420145 [This post has been deleted]
>!
> >>26420126
> No; instead I'm rolling the crits.
> I have fully consumed their power and have gained it as my own.

That was the post. So no.
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>>26420237
If >>26420198 was right and >>26420179 was roll 11, then all the dice rolls are still there.
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>>26420230
It was >>26420165

His first post had the same first line, but not the rest.
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>>26420237
No, just responding to a post.

>would you all like to use Crit Master II at this time?

>Y/N?
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>>26420221
Wow I'm not fucking late or anything
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Rolled 16, 10 = 26

>>26420083
CLOCK UP!
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>>26420199
How much longer till crit master 3?
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>MFW this entire thread.
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>>26420264
I really don't want to.

So, no.
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>>26420264
sure
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>>26420251
Ya sorry for the confusion; I noticed my phrasing was wrong
>>26420165

I don't want to make you guys panic.
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Holy shit, we're on page 8 already.
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>>26420266
way too late, buddy. Refresh before rolling.

>>26420264
I-I...

No.
We need to be able to run from the Sokyoku or Captain Ninja first.

Besides, it's a swordmanship roll. the longer we stay incompetant, the longer we stall for Uryu.
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>>26420264

no! save it until ichigo is half a second away from death!
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>>26420306
Are we?

Then might as well use Crit Master II if we're falling off the edge of the board.
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>>26420264
Nah, I've accepted the fact that no matter what we do, compulsive roller anon will bring out his magical 1s dice and fuck it for us. I am resigned to my fate.
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>>26420318
we might get another thread out of this-

Cosgrove? Do we get another thread?
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>>26420318
This is /tg/ we just hit auto sage fast. We got a bit of time still before the thread falls off.
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>>26420318
Only page 8, and when he starts threads this early Cos almost always keeps running until the last possible second.

There is still plenty of time for things to go horribly, horribly fucking wrong before this thread is done.
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>>26420335
>Maybe. Depends on how long this one lasts.
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>>26420335
So?

Crit Master II works once per thread, not once per night, right?
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>>26420264
lets do it, might as well give Kenny some laughs
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>>26420348
Once per thread, yes.

That said, this thread still has plenty of life left, and this fight is just getting started.
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>>26420264
use it. it'll give a success
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>>26420264
No.

Save it for when its important. This is just an attack roll.

We don't strictly need to WIN this fight, we just need to drag it out and not die.
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>>26420264
burn it
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>>26420264
No way Jose.
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>>26420264
use it up. its rare we only get one 1 anyway
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>>26420264
Negative, captain.

Burning it on one flubbed swordsmanship roll early in the fight is bad.

Save it for a defense roll or a pivotal moment.
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Rolled 6

>>26420264
use it
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>>26420264
yes Monogrove
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>Seems like you don't want to use it.

>Alrighty!
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Cassandra anon waking up from exhausting day here.
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DOOOOOO.
I... I can work with this. After that hit basically we need to faux a panic when 'realize' he hits like a tank and then our attempts at finding a way to not get hit we begin to 'learn' shunpo that means proto, sloppy, forms that we rapidly make better.
>>26420264
no.
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Guys, seriously, why the fuck would we use it?

Do we really need to inflict one more pinprick on Kenpatchi that badly?

This fight has no purpose. Its just to waste time. We don't need to hurt him, our win condition is wasting time as much time as possible.
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>>26420446

HIT US HARD COS
POUND IT HARDER
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I'm still laughing myself sick over the fact that we got outsmarted by fucking IKKAKU last night.
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>>26420474
NEIN!
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>>26420461
if we don't hurt him more, he gets bored
he gets bored, we die
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>>26420502

Everyone has their moment to shine or fall, just the way we reacted.

Anyway, Kenpachi is fighting for the fun of the fight...he serves no purpose but this, we are already within his end.

We fight for something more. We fight with purpose.
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>>26420516
Permanently...probably
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>>26420461
> Its just to waste time

THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT WE ARE DOING, HAVE YOU EVEN READING THIS WHOLE TIME?
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>>26420502
I liked how I called that too and you know what I got?
>Top lel
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>>26420542
And how does burning Crit Master to get a measly 12 on an attack roll contribute, exactly? Rather than saving it for the inevitable ROLL TO NOT DIE roll that is probably coming no matter what we do?
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>>26420516
Not in one go. If he gets bored, he'll start pushing us. THEN we can slowly start 'learning' shunpo and fighting back, but we need to let Kenpachi take the initiative. It'll make for a better 'story' for Soi Fong.
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>>26420474
no homo i hope?
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>Speed up 20
>Swordsmanship 1vs9

You begin moving faster, circling around him. You move as fast as you can, trying to outmaneuver him. When you finally think you’re fast enough, you move in to put him on the defensive with swordsmanship, only for him to trip you.

He sneers down at you. “Think I haven’t been able to keep up with people who can shunpo? You focused too much on going fast than on what to do with your sword.”

Her brings down his blade into your torso, stabbing you in the upper right shoulder. His serrated, jagged blade tears you up as he pulls it out, his grin disappearing.

“Is that all?”

He starts to walk away.

>Your arm hurts, so much that you could cry. It can move, but you’ve lost some mobility in it. But you’re bleeding pretty badly.

However, are you going to just let it end like this?

‘Ichigo, why aren’t you using us? You can win!'

>Stand up. Fight
>Give up
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>>26420593

No, she is still inside of Momo.
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>>26420461
Exactly, we have no stake in the /outcome/
of the fight, only that the fight occurs. As others have pointed out, by faking the "genius born through hardship" we get Soi Fon maybe leaning more heavily on Zaraki, maybe even going so far to actually fight him for us. Hell, worst case scenario, Harribel can fight off Zaraki while we evacuate everyone else. However, unless she's immune to Suzumebachi, or really, really fast, Soi Fon will kill her in two hits.

>>26420599
Stand up. Fight.
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>>26420599
Fight cause distraction

Also, keep the sword happy
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>>26420587
no, if he gets bored he will frown and cut us in half. Game over
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>>26420599
Stand up. Fight

Use Glorious to make up for the injured arm.

Getsuga once we have an opening.
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>>26420599
I fucking knew it
way to go shitlords
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>>26420599
Wait. Did we fucking shunpo or not cos.
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>>26420599
>Stand up. Fight

Blut to stop the bleeding. Thats a relatively non-obvious application of the power.
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>>26420599
>Stand up. Fight
Blut Artierie, Getsuga
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Bleach is on.
Time to zap some butterflies.
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>Stand up. Fight
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>>26420599
>>Stand up. Fight
Time to use our GLORIOUS TWO HANDS style.
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>>26420628
Oh noooo! We got a little owwie in our arm! Whatever shall we do!

Its not like we can stop the bleeding instantly with Blut, or have a magical girlfriend who can heal us to perfect health once the fight is over.
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>>26420599
Stand up and Fight, Getsuga Tensho while his back is turned, and then follow that up immediatly with a shunpo attack
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>>26420599

As I said earlier. USE ZANGETSUS TOGETHER

We don't Getsuga Tensho, we continue to put the hurt on him as an expert swordsman, but we're changing up, we're done feinting, we fight like men.
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>>26420599
>Stand up. Fight
Two-hand first? Or is it Getsuga time?
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>>26420599
>"Because if I do... we'll beat him... but she'll kill us."
>Stand
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>>26420599
>Stand Up. Fight
Getsuga time.
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>>26420678
why not both?
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Rolled 12

>>26420667
>>26420651
blut? in front of fucking soifon? havnt we been over this?
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>>26420678
Getsuga I'm assuming, then two hand when he responds.
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Good night, guys. I gotta go. I'll catch up in the morning, just keep the archive updated and let the good dice roll.
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>>26420599
Why didn't Ishida key in with the rest of the team? "I have your girlfriend, let's GTFO!"

For that matter, where's our reinforcements that apparently ran off to save Team Ichigo from the world's biggest dickwaving contest?

>>26420599
>>Give up
It's antiethical to the spirit of MANLY SHONEN FIGHTAN, but there's no point in blowing our cover.

How much longer do we need to distract these assclowns, anyhow?
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>>26420599

do we feel ishida nearby? if yes then i think it is time to go all out.
get everyone ready to pull out.
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>>26420599
Ichigo: Why don't you take off that eyepatch bitch.

We fighting nao. GLORIOUS KENDO AWAITS
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"Guess I have no choice. I'll have to use...that. Once upon a time, Captain Unohana insisted I learn..."
>Glorious Two-Handed Method: Engage.
"Kendo."
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>>26420599
>Stand up and Fight
'Sorry, Old Man, Zangetsu. I needed to keep him busy for Ishida's sake. Guess now we have to make the fight more interesting. Lend me your strength, guys."
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>>26420599
..

We stand up and fight.
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>>26420685
>>"Because if I do... we'll beat him... but she'll kill us."
This is a good point.
If we can converse with our partners without anyone knowing. Explain that to them.
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>>26420704
Our thing stood still while we did the aside.
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>>26420696
We have, yes. The conclusion we came to was that she would have no idea that it was a quincy power.
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>>26420696
Stopping the bleeding isn't obvious. Our clothes are already going to be soaked with blood.

The problem is using to to deflect his sword, because that shit don't fly, which we aren't doing.
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>>26420599
stand up
"you know, I haven't learned much Kendo. Haven't really had any formal instruction you see. All I've learned is that swinging with both hands is much stronger than with just one"
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>>26420722
>Our thing stood still while we did the aside.
>Our thing
Orihime and Momo are going to be disappointed.
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>>26420677
yes "well it seams like I need to use ALL MY HANDS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

(OMZ, Hollow us and our other hand grab our sword all at once)
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Rolled 14

>>26420728
>>26420730
something obviously not kido, stopping bleeding? and then using getsuga? there's a limit
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>>26420599

Wasn't it our original intention to get away from fighting? Wouldn't it be smarter to call it quits, so Kenpachi just leaves us alone?
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>>26420704
>Why didn't Ishida key in with the rest of the team?
Because that hasn't happened yet.
Ichigo's fight was on pause as we proceeded with Ishida's route.
So Ishida hasn't gotten to the prison yet, or gotten Momo.
We still need to keep up this charade and delay.
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>>26420756
our sword has multiple powers. moving on
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>>26420721
Guys. Guys.
"Because if I do, we'll beat him...but she'll kill us. Disciple of Yoruichi, Queen of Go-Fast. So unless you guys have something up your sleeves that'll let us outrun master-level Shunpo..."
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Use blut to stop bleeding. Use our sword 2 handed. Use our sword ability. Move as fast as fuck. No holding back on our abilities without using hollow.
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>>26420764
But if we do that Ninja girl goes after us.
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>>26420685
Yeah that's a good point.
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>>26420764
>Wasn't it our original intention to get away from fighting?
It was, until Ishida called in and asked us to keep up the distraction while he completed the mission. So that's what we're doing now.
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>>26420599
stand, Getsuga
"We're not down yet buddy"
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>>26420787
Take Of Hat. Blast spiritual pressure. "I see it's time to get serious then." GTHM
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Aizen still getting his shit pushed in. I love it.
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>>26420780
Seriously, I mean I'm all for standing up for ourselves, but what is the long-term goal here.
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>>26420599

Stand up, and proceed to use GLORIOUS TWO HANDED METHOD.

...Also, insult sword fighting.
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Rolled 18, 19 = 37

>So, call on Zangetsu, stand up, fight and GTHM?

>If so, give me a roll of 2d20!
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>>26420816
He'd probably think The Hat was a limiter like his eyepatch and laugh his ass off.
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>>26420821
stall. we can't do that if he walks off
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We don't need to beat him, but stalling him a bit longer might be pretty good.

At least enough to make him be mildly impressed, and hopefully us too injured to be suspicious.
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Rolled 1, 6 = 7

>>26420839
Rolling for victory!
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Rolled 18, 12 = 30

>>26420839
Here goes nothing.
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Rolled 3, 20 = 23

>>26420728
I agree blunt up then grab with all hands ours and those in our soul enjoy this fight with all that we are
>>26420839
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Rolled 11, 7 = 18

>>26420839
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Rolled 12, 15 = 27

>>26420839
>>26420851
To death.
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>>26420851
Crit master getting used.
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>>26420851
Okay, my dice are off for the night.
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Rolled 1, 16 = 17

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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>>26420839
...Those rolls are just unfair.
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Rolled 18, 18 = 36

>>26420839
>>
Rolled 11, 18 = 29

>>26420839
Dice fail me not
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Rolled 7

>>26420839
rawlin
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>>26420875
Why...

Just why.
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>>26420851
>>26420855
FFFFF
>>26420875
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>26420839

...Which Zangetsu?
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>>26420875
Oh boy.
>>26420880
Neat.
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>>26420851
>>26420855
Crit Master II, no more rolls, so we get 18, 20.

Come on people.
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Rolled 18, 14 = 32

>>26420875
damnit
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Rolled 20, 7 = 27

>>26420839

RIDER SLASH V2
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>>26420893
Too late. >>26420875
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>>26420875
>>26420851
Welp, now even Crit Master can't save us.

GG late roller guy, you ruin everything. Again.
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>>26420875
What the fuck did you do that for?

What is wrong with you?
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>>26420899
10~!
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>>26420893
Not anymore, unfortunately.>>26420875
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>>26420899
>eleven
Fuck.
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>>26420685
>This
then GTHM
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>>26420899
10th roll
fukken saved
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>>26420899
Roll 10.

Fuck yes.
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>>26420899
HAH THIS IS ROLL 10
SUCK IT KENPACHI
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>>26420899
GUYS WE MAY YET BE SAVED
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Rolled 5, 18 = 23

>>26420899
ROLL TEN PRAISE KUBO
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>>26420899
In for the save.

Crit Master 2 to cancel the other 1!
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>>26420899
tenth roll. Saved!
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>>26420920
Wasn't linked. He changed the rule this thread.
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>>26420899
Thank you!

Crit Master II Now!
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>>26420899
Okay, now we can Crit master II on the 1 that isn't cancelled out.

We can do this people. Just stop rolling.
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>>26420921
oh, shit, wait-

>>26420882
doesn't count!

FUCK YES WE ARE SAVED
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Rolled 2, 12 = 14

>>26420907
wasn't me this time!
though i do have a disproportionate amount of 20's too.
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>>26420899
HUE HUE

Use dat Crit Master to lock in a 20.
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>>26420840
I know
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>>26420943
Exactly, lets use Crit Master II.
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>>26420947

>crit master II?
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>>26420938
>>STARTING AT THIS MOMENT
>>ALL ROLLS WILL ONLY BE COUNTED FOR WHEN I ASK FOR THEM
>>Why? Because it takes up my time to track down posts with rolls too much.

Says nothing about linked.
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What page are we on
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>>26420959
All late rollers are late roller guy.

You all share the blame.
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>>26420967
Indeed.
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>>26420967
Yes.
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>>26420967
Y

We'll have 18 & 20, which should be enough.
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>>26420967
Yes.
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>>26420967
Yeah why not. This is going to end poorly.
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>>26420967
Yes
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>>26420967
Yes. With the force of all our reiatsu.
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>>26420967
Yes.

He rolled a 19, we need that 20.
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>>26420967
alright, I'll bite.

sure. Crit master II.
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>>26420967
Yes.

Aren't you glad we saved it now?
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>>26420967
yep yep
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>>26420972
Dude, seriously, rolling is half the fun. Shouting 'STOP ROLLING' isn't going to work when most of the people reading it don't use auto-update to check everything that's posted 10 seconds before submitting their post.
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Rolled 11, 18 = 29

>Crit Master II used, your roll is now that of a 20!

>rolling for Ken-chan
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>>26420971
Top of 9.

Hopefully, we can manage to not die in the next 3-5 or so story posts so our Crit Master can reset.

Who am I kidding? Its not gonna happen.
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Crit master get used.

20X2

RIDER SLASH V20 SQUARE
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>>26421014
Aw yeah.
Kenny goin' down tonight.
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>>26420969
Ah, misread, my apologies.

I have aquired a gas mask and an Ushanka. From where I know not, but I hope they will spare me from this fallout.
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>>26421004
Dashing everyone's hopes, dying horribly, and ruining everything is half the fun?

I'm afraid I don't see your point.
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Rolled 9, 4 = 13

>>26421014
wait then what was this roll for?
>>26420839
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>>26421014

Well. This should be interesting.
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>>26421055
the zangetsu bros, of course
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>>26421050
That's Cosgrove's fun.
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>>26421055
two crits.
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>>26421050
Did you forget who our quest master is?
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>>26421055
Cos might have forgot his dice.

Just like you apparently.
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>>26421004
It has worked in the past.

There is established precedent for people not being arbitrarily retarded and fucking everything up. It happened just two threads ago, when we rolled a SINGLE DICE before stopping.

Excuse us for trying to get people to stop being idiots.
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>>26421068
>>26421072
That's Cos' job.

He needs no assistance from idiots who just want to make Ichigo trip over his own feet every two seconds.
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>>26421050
The point is that it sounds kinda douchey when nobody listens to it anyway. Pretty much EVERY TIME we've had to roll the dice, we've reached the full 10. And guess what: we're still not dead yet.

Shouting at other people to stop rolling and then complaining that they didn't listen to you afterwards just makes you sound like a dick.
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>>26421104
Don't care. Not one bit.

People have shown the ability to not be blithering retards in the past, I won't give up hope that they might regain their senses in the future.
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>>26421072
Yes we know. But only cosgrove is allowed to revel in the suffering of the posters. Not you or any of the other compulsive rollers.
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>>26421104
We only complain when they roll a 1 and it fucks up a good roll. That could've been prevented had they simply refreshed the page before rolling.
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>>26421104
I disagree with that assessment, but it's also an exercise in futility. We've managed to stop early all of ONCE.

On the other hand, by bringing it up every time, it does mark it as a reprehensible action, which hopefully discourages it from happening further.
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"Just remember; a victor should speak of how the world should be, not the way it is!"
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>>26421104
Actually I'm pretty sure we learned to keep our rolls to ourselves when we were Ishida.

That's why we did so well.
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>>26421163
Oh Aizen, if you weren't such a dick and had zero value for the lives of your subordinates, you'd actually have a good point.

As it is, the world ill needs a savior such as you.
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>>26421130
>We've managed to stop early all of ONCE.

We've done it a ton of times, there is just that one shining example of the ONE DICE TO RULE THEM ALL. Stopping around 5ish isn't uncommon.

Generally later at night it gets easier, because the spamhappy crowd thins out.
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>>26421163
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>>26421163
>>26421180
>yfw Keigo evolves into Brozen
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>>26421199
IN THE END
I REALIZE
YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME
TRYING TO CHANGE SOUL SOCIETY
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>>26421199
I was amazed by how young Aizen looked in that form.

No smirk, or glasses, just genuine semi-righteous anger.

It was a good look for him.

Shame he apparently regained his composure in 17 months.
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>>26421229
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>>26421163

i hope you die a horrible death in this setting you fucking bastard.
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>>26421229
BUT WHO'S TO JUDGE
THE RIGHT FROM WRONG
WHEN THE COURT GUARD IS DOWN
I THINK WE'LL BOTH AGREE
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>Stand Up. Fight.
>Glorious Two Handed Method
>20,19,18
>vs18

You stand back up as you heft Zangetsu over your shoulder, letting loose your spiritual pressure. You feel the wound on your shoulder close, the bleeding stopped as you take one step forward, expend Zangetsu, and put your other hand on the blade.

“Sorry, I wanted to see how far I could go without using my Zanpakuto. It really likes to fight.”

Kenpachi stares at you in shock as you charge forward, slicing across his shoulder, leaving a giant gash. His eyes widen before he grins madly.

“Now things are starting to get interesting!”

He charges in at you, cutting himself on Zangetsu’s blade, as he tries to slash at you. However you dodge his blow entirely.

You keep slashing at him, but no matter how many times you cut him, he won’t go down! He gives you his maddened smile.

“ You know, I don’t get it. How did you got so strong? But…

“…That doesn’t matter, let’s just enjoy this moment, kid!”

His head sags backwards as he lets out hard breaths. “This is great! How long has it been since I‘ve had this noble feeling…”

He reaches up to his face, covering his eye patch. “I don’t know what hole you popped out of, but it seems that you are…”

He rips off his eye patch and leans forward, revealing his uninjured eye. “…A worthy opponent!

“So I’ll be sure to go full out on you!”

>(1/2)
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>>26421240
A year in solitary'll do that.
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>>26421319
Spiritual power pours off of his body like crazy, its power increasing drastically. You hear Soi Fong trying to say something, but you don’t dare take your eyes off of this man in front of you.

He lifts his sword arm and swings it, destroying the building nearby. As he does so, you can hear it. The mournful cry of his Zanpakuto. You hear your hollow from behind you.

“…Ichigo, he doesn’t listen to it, so its crying out. If you and yer sword fight like that, not trusting one another, yer strength will be cut down. So, let’s show ‘em, partner.”

You grip your sword and you see his hands to the same.

Across from you, Zaraki seems ready to strike.

>Actions?
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>>26421287
THAT
VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE
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>>26421327
Right you are, Zangetsu. Lets use your power.

GESTUGO TENSHO
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>>26421327
Stealth is gone, we might as well win this thing.
Getsuga Tenshou.
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>>26421327
getsuga, afterimage then two-handed chop to the back when he closes
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>>26421327
"Tell me Kenpatchi? Can you hear it? Your Zanpakuto is crying..."
>lighting strike
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Rolled 2

>>26421327
Show him the power of teamwork!
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>>26421327
oh man its time for hollow getsuga tenshou
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>>26421327
Contain getsuga tensho withing blade.
Strike with Glorious two handed method.
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>>26421327
"I'll try not to disappoint too much, Captain."
'Let's go, partner.'
Fight, shunpo, but no getsuga tensho.
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>>26421327
You know in your hearts"GETSUGA TENSHIO!"
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>>26421333
IN THE END IT HAS TO BE THIS WAY
IVE CARVED MY OWN PATH
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>>26421327
((if we win the next roll))
Look disapointed. "I know you wanted a fair fight"
SLASH
"...but this is four on one."
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>>26421327
Well, lets do it.

All or nothing. Afterimage his attack and smash him with Getsuga Tenshou .
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>>26421350
and if this does it?

We get Hime to start healing him.
Because we're are the truest of OGs.
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>>26421327

Oddly enough...getsuga powered Soulception.
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>>26421327

Kick his ass while bitching--erm, lecturing him on listening to his Zanpakuto.
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>>26421350
this while flaring our own pressure
fuck all subtlety at this point
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>>26421356
>Hollow
NO
Christ Soi-Fong is right there and most likely already suspicious and concerned; the last thing we need to do is Hollow up.
He can support us from the shadows.
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>>26421327
Seems like the right time for a Getsuga Tenshou
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Rolled 1, 1 = 2

>>26421327
Disarm him, without dismembering him.
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>>26421356
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>>26421327
Gotta do the G to the T.
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>>26421379
i didnt mean masking up
When Zangetsu is around our getsuga's have masks
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>>26421327
GETSUGA....TENSHO!
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>>26421327
Haha, it's time for Getsuga
>>
Everything we have into one strike. Speed, two-handed sword of awesome, the works. No hollow or quincy stuff, obviously.
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>>26421333
Speaking of. I was thinking about continuing my line of thought on that. It went in a silly direction. Especially the thought of us spilling the beans to her... and I thought. What would she do?

>>26421327
Its at this point where we should probably use all our shinigami powers, but escalating them each time
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>>26421389
Oh boy am I really glad Cos changed the rolling rules.

Oh boy howdy.
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>>26421242
>>26421199

I have a theory: In the Original Timeline, there was no Aizen, and therefore Misaki never met Isshin.

Ichigo was never born. And one day, when a hollow attacked a family, it wasn't the non existant Ichigo who became a substitute shinigami. It was Keigo!

Aizen is literally the shonen hero corrupted.
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>>26421370
No.
Zangetsu has heard the call and wants to fuck us. We swordception; Zaraki says what we did, and then the whole rebellion gets blamed on us.

We don't whip that shit out in a public setting anyway.
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>>26421327
OW SHIT SON SUPA SAIYAN MODE

GETSUGA TENSHOU!!!
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>>26421389
...REALLY glad that Cosgrove doesn't take loose rolls anymore.
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>>26421333
Speaking of. I was thinking about continuing my line of thought on that. It went in a silly direction. Especially the thought of us spilling the beans to her... and I thought. What would she do?

>>26421327
Its at this point where we should probably use all our shinigami powers, but escalating them each time
>>26421389
He didn't call for a roll.
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>>26421389
i should really not leave my dice on.
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>>26421389
dice+2d20

It doesn't count right?

We aitn't rolling yet.

FULL KUBO
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>>26421361
YOU'VE FOLLOWED YOUR WRATH
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>>26421410
you don't whip anything out in public
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Rolled 12, 3 = 15

>>26421327
>Getsuga Tenshou
show him the power of 3 working together


Beautiful Violence

A warm drop of crimson blood

Souls Roar and it ends
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>>26421327
Oh, god.

Charge up a Getsuga Tensho, while talking. "You can't hear it can you? The crying voice of your Zanpakuto. I'll show you why one who fights together with his sword always wins!"
Unleash the getsuga and shunpo while it's between us to hit him.
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>>26421389
Ok I'm a bit pissed that I didn't pick tonight to do the shot thing... so many fucking crits...

>>26421397
Has Cosgrove mentioned that in quest yet?
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>>26421327
"Your sword... is that another handicap, like your bells or your eye patch?"
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Rolled 13, 11 = 24

>>26421441
>Getsuga Tenshou, eh?

>Roll me 1d20
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>>26421431
BUT MAYBE WE'RE BOTH THE SAME
THE WORLD HAS TURNED
AND SO MANY HAVE BURNED
BUT NOBODY IS TO BLAME
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Rolled 19

>>26421460
Okay.
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>>26421397
True.

But they'll probably just think its a crazy creepy demon face. Its not unheard of for Zanpakuto to be obviously, blatantly evil, even if their users aren't.

I mean shit, have you seen Kazeshini? He's LITERALLY a demon of bloodshed and death when he manifests. And he's also a cunt, but thats less relevant.
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>>26421434
Turn off your dice before something bad happens.
>>
Rolled 1

>>26421460

BUT MAYBE WE'RE BOTH THE SAME
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Rolled 6

>>26421460
Done.
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>>26421468
And that's it.
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>>26421468
STOP ROLLING
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>>26421468
Okay, indeed.
>>
Getsuga Tenshō him, two handed close ranged.
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Rolled 18

>>26421460
>>
Rolled 12

>>26421460
100'ds
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Rolled 9

>>26421460
SHOW ME YOUR MOVES
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>>26421480
God-fucking-damnit.
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Rolled 6

>>26421480
My head hurts.
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>>26421460
ALCOHOL GIVE ME STRENGTH!
TO REDEEM THE 1!
TO SAVE US ALL!
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Rolled 1

>>26421468
Good enough

>>26421480
god damnit
rolling
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>>26421460
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>>26421431
BUT MAYBE WERE BOTH THE SAME
hue
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>>26421480

...Yeah, I'll just be turning in my badge now.
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Rolled 3

>>26421460


>>26421480

Aaaaand it keeps happening.

Oh well, fishing for a 20 now so we don't die.
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Rolled 6

>>26421460
sure
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>>26421468
PLease dear god tell me everyone saw this before rolling.
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>>26421504
Not helping.
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Rolled 8

>>26421460

>>26421503
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>>26421460
This is a bad idea.
>>
This thread


I don't know what happened

But this cant be statistically possible
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>>26421504
...No.

Why the fuck did you do that.
>>
Rolled 5

>>26421480
>>26421504
Oh, well ok then.
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Rolled 8

>>26421480
aaaand we're fucked.

Hell, rollin' to counter
>>26421460 just in case.
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>>26421504
shit, I made it worse.
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Rolled 1

>>26421460
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>>26421513
Nope.
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Rolled 5

>>26421460
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>>26421526
You put 2- instead of 20.
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Rolled 4

>>26421526
CRAP.


That was 1d2-, not d20.


Fucking keyboard.
>>
Rolled 17

>>26421504
>>26421480
Did- did we just make Zaraki communicate with his Zanpakuto?
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Rolled 2

>>26421460
rollan to save
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>>26421526
seriously?
what the fuck man
>>
Rolled 17

>>26421526
We're srewed
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Rolled 2

>>26421460
RIDER SLASHING
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>>26421519
Maybe we'll get Crit Master 3 out of it?

Consolation prize for Kenny ripping us a new asshole.
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>>26421504
>>26421526
>>26421480
>mfw
>>
Is it possible to blut tank this impending hit?
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>>26421480
This ride never ends.
>>
What does that even mean?

Did we completely miss Kenpachi?

Accidentally activate our mask?

Or did we just run out of power completely?
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>>26421480
>>26421504
>>26421526

...Jesus christ, what the fuck?
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>>26421513
Pffft, everyone is in it for themselves, their own anonymous glory. Soon as they see do a roll, it's immediately 'my time to shine'
>>26421504
Hell, lookit this one. Immediately, my time to shine

I wont even roll. He's too strong.
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Rolled 13

>>26421526
>>26421504
>>26421480
>theme music plays
>the hero rises, ready to defeat his opponent
>Kenpachi rips us a new asshole in one shot
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Rolled 16

>>26421460
OH NO?!
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>that feel when you finally roll well
>that feel when the one kills all your hopes and dreams
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>>26421526
>>26421504
>>26421480
i think these guys are misrolling...
cause this is a 1/8000 chance
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>>26421465
YET STARING ACROSS THIS BARREN WASTED LAND
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>>26421547
Already pointed that out

>>26421559
>>26421574
>>26421576
>>26421584


Mine was a misroll. That much I can confirm.

Goddamn - being next to 0..
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>So... Things aren't looking good.

>I'll be polite, because your sword buddies seem to want to help you.

>I'll give you a twenty and another bonus.

>Interested?
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>>26421480
Why must you torture us like this.
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Cosgrove im willing to make a deal.
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OH GOD NO! Pain and suffering!!!!
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>>26421504
>>26421526
>>26421480
God fucking damn it guys

As long as we dont' fucking die, which we wont' with Hime on the sidelines and Zaraki not under orders to kill us, this actually will probably be fine since it will make the both of the captains think the fight was nothing more than a fluke

As long as Muramasa doesn't hijack Zangetsue because of this that is...

Christ we're fucked
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>>26421596
...What's the catch?
>>
>>26421596
Is this one of those deals, or is it a freebie?
>>
>>26421596
If you tell us the cost.
>>
>>26421596
What's the catch?
>>
>>26421584
>Thinking statistics matter on Kubo's Wild Ride.
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>>26421596
No.
Nein.
Nyet.
Ie.
iNO!
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>>26421596
fuck yea
did we just get really distracted at hearing that scream?
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>>26421596
IS THIS A DEAL?

WHAT ARE THE STAKES COSGROVE?

LET ME READ THE FINE PRINT COSGROVE!
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>>26421596
Is there more to this deal? Because i'm thinking yes right now.
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>>26421596
And the catch?
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>>26421596
...what's the other bonus?
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>>26421596
No, they don't get to join the fight on their own, go away foul demon.
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>>26421596
Fuck it
Ill take the deal
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>>26421584

Uh...yeah...misrolling. That's totally what happened. Ha ha ha.

kill me
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>>26421596
Tell us the catch and I'll consider it.
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>>26421596
...What's the catch.
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Rolled 10

>>26421596
oh yeah? and what do YOU get in this deal, huh?
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Rolled 11

>>26421596
...yea. Look, we aren't supposed to be able to lose this.

We have 3- thats 3 times as many as normal- Zanpakuto spirits workin with us

Let them use their innate crit masteries and save us.
>>
>>26421596
Damn you demon. we'll take the deal.
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>>26421596
Sure, what the hell not?
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Rolled 7

>>26421596
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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Rolled 56

>>26421596
take it. only 2 of those ones were real.
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>>26421596
The catch beeeeeeeeeeeeeeing?
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>>26421596
yes.
this is not a deal.
Cosgrove is legit being nice.
this burning post tells me to GRASP VICTORY
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>>26421596
Only if we see the fine print. If and only if
>>
>>26421596
...is there a catch?
>>
>>26421647
...Where the fuck are you getting "3"?
>>
>>26421596
So whose soul are we sacrificing to the dark gods for this boon?
>>
>>26421596

What's the catch? If none, or possibly light-ish, we'll go for it. If the stakes are high, you know the answer.
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>>26421647
>>26421646
You two, turn off your dice.
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>>26421596
Is this a deal, or some kind of plot-related freebie?

The way you worded it it could be either. I need to know the TERMS of the CONTRACT.
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>>26421596
Gotta see a written contract Cosgrove. No hiding the fine print and loopholes.
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>>26421661
We don't know that. Everything has a price. Everything. And never think otherwise.
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>>26421589
I FEEL NEW LIFE WILL BE BORN
BENEATH THE BLOOD STAINED SAND
BENEATH THE BLOOD STAINED SAND
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>>26421626
>YFW the catch is OMZ and Brighteyes being taken out by Muramasa.
>>
Rolled 13

>>26421661
can we appreciate that the picture of cosgrove being nice is Carl?
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>>26421677
Plus the fine print.
>>
If we haven't unlocked Crit Master III by now, I'm calling bullshit.
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>>26421596
Will it make things more difficult for anyone but us?
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>>26421673
Our own, our zanpakutos come out to help us fight and everyone sees Yhwach and a Hollow fghting with us.
>>
>>26421596
And then Soi-Fong caught wind of what was going down and ganked us.
>>
Rolled 9

>>26421667
The Zanpakuto's and Zaraki's
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>>26421687
yes. we can. IF YOU STOP ROLLING.
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>Well, I wouldn't call it a catch.

>More of a small snag.

>But I won't effect anyone's rolls or kill anyone. I'll also run another thread than this one!

>I promise

>Interested?

>Y/N
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>>26421686
That could be pretty fun.
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>>26421596
I'll take the deal
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>>26421684
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>>26421596
I'm taking it.
I dont care.

The bonus is both of the captains Still want us.

And we have to try to throw off Soi-fon with a teeny bit of flirting. just to watch the reaction.
>Inform Hime its a ruse first, with a unworded wink
>>
Rolled 8

>>26421684
I see what you did there....
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Rolled 19

>>26421700
Fuck Zangetsus and Zaraki's
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>>26421687
Oh we know.

We just don't care anymore.

Its not that we aren't afraid of Cos, its just that we've lived with this terror for so long that it has become a part of us, infusing our very bones and flowing through our veins.
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>>26421700
>implying zaraki's zanpakto is strong enough to do anything
What are you smoking and can I have some. must be strong
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>>26421712
>More of a small snag.

Explain.
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>>26421712
Fine
I wanted to go full hollow anyways
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>>26421712
>won't kill anyone

Good enough for me.
>>
Rolled 6

>>26421712
mr cosgrove, i WILL take your wild ride
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>>26421712
Oh my my; what a crossroads...
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>>26421596
Fuck it. Take the deal. Sword buddies hate Kenny enough for the bonus.
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>>26421712
Define snag.
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>>26421712
>new thread?
>snag?
Im not sure how to deal with this.
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>>26421712

.........I hesitantly accept your terms.
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Rolled 15

>>26421725
We get Muramasa-ed...
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>>26421712
>Y
Because i love Pain.
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>>26421712
Yes, damn you.
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>>26421712
Y
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>>26421712
Yes.

I'm not a big enough fool to expect you to get more specific than that, so I'll take what I can get.

Its probably going to be SUDDENLY ZANPAKUTO REBELLION, yeh? Well, we'll find out next post anyway.
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>>26421712
take the deal
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>>26421712
>Small snag
Enjoy Hichigo turning benidict
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>>26421723
I'm smoking ANYTHING THAT BELONGS TO ZARAKI "AMERICA" KENPACHI SO YOU KNOW ITS STRONG MOTHERFUCKER
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>>26421712
Damn you, you fiend.

Define snag.
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>>26421658
one of them dies and never comes back.
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>>26421712
This will end with us being blamed for all the shit thats going down or is about to go down, isnt it

I say YES
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>>26421725
Both our Zangetsus will manifest, which will make people suspicious?

Or they'll decide to play along with Muramasa for now?
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>>26421712
Explain
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>>26421716
I ought to make a series of drawings to this song, with the lyrics on the page and everything.

Any requests for lyric sequences?
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>>26421712
>small snag
Rukia and Senna arrive and get their Zanpakuto's taken over? Or Zangetsu get's pulled away by Muramasa?
Captain Unohana turns the corner and sees us?


...fuck, I'm going to regret this, but I'll take your deal.
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>>26421756
He just said he won't kill anyone.
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>>26421712
...Where do I sign?
>>
>>26421712
because I see it actually as a good thing if the two captains think we're just a promising fluke, no, no deal. You keep that despair boner in your pants please.

We have Hime and good faith to keep us alive
>>
>>26421741

Also, in before Cosgrove posts with that bear wearing a shit eating grind on it's damn face.
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>>26421712
Fuck it, Full Kubo, take the deal.

But you better keep your side and not kill anyone.
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>>26421712
The world is burning, I might as well take the deal. So yes.
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>>26421769
Right on the dotted line. In blood of course.
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>>26421712
my guess is we blow our cover if we take it, but by that point, odds are highly likely that by then also muramasa and his cadre of bullshit that was unleashed may get noticed by this point.
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>>26421752
Nah, it'll just be Round 3.
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>>26421712
...Take it.
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>>26421712
I'll take the deal.

Hello, Arturo.
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Rolled 19

>>26421712
Huh, that doesn't sound so bad. I mean it's not like Soi fon is going to realise the last person to use a sword like ours was our dad right?
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>>26421758
>Zangetsu warms up to Tobiume
>Kills her unexpectidly
>"Man I can't stand clingy chicks... Oh don't give me that look "Zangetsu"; we've got work to do..."
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>>26421753
>>
This is going to be a bad idea.
I'm saying no.
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>>26421712
As long as you hold to your end of the bargain, lets go on this wild ride.
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>>26421781
>we blow our cover if we take it
Zaraki took his eyepatch off. I'm pretty sure all semblance of stealth is out the window at this point.
>>
Explain first
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>>26421802
Of course its a bad idea.

The alternative might be worse.
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>Deal has been taken

>It cannot be taken back.

[spoiler[Upupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupuppupupu[/spoiler]
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>>26421712
You know what I rather eat this than trust you. That's how bad I think you are with these deals...
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>>26421712
Honestly I am kind of interested to see how we buggered this.

No
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>>26421770
but how will we ever see the greatest hope without the greatest despair?
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Cmon /tg/ you know you always take the mystery box.
This is an even better mystery box, because you are promised something good no matter what is in the box
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>>26421816
>fear intensifies
>>
>>26421802
Muramasa is loose and for some reason is targeting Hinamori.

We have a small amount of time before the Soukyoku is freed and continues its rampage, and being sealed in another dimension may have already freed Arturo.
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>>26421816
This is so fucking stupid. Why would you trust the GM? Why?!
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>>26421816
well fuck.
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>>26421816
fucking hell guys
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>>26421819
"I'll let you know in a minute or two partner."
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>>26421795
ITS OFFICIAL ZARAKI'S ZANPAKUTO'S NAME IS AMERICA

THE RELEASE PHRASE IS "FUCK, YEA"

BANKAI IS MOTHER FUCKIN AMERICA
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>>26421712
It could be worse... Retsu Seeing all this fighting reverts to her old self
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>>26421810
I am ok with stealth being out the window. Hell, if we explain the shit while we do a fighting retreat as best we can.
>>26421816
Don't say I didn't warn you.
>>
>>26421805
>thinking that Ken going super saiyan is what blew our cover

Man, our cover was blown when kenpachi showed UP.
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>>26421816

>>26421772 Here.

GOD DAMN IT KNEW IT! I KNEEWWWW IIIITTT!
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>>26421816
Fuck you and your despair!
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Puella Magi Ichigo Magica is go?
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>>26421816
Messed up your spoilers dude.

And this will make sure we never consider taking another one of your deals.
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>>26421816
Fun fact: I've started offering the players in my D&D campaign 'The Deal' every time they roll a 1 during a critical moment. A guaranteed success (though not a crit) in exchange for a Natural 1 at a time of my choosing.
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>>26421816
I... IT WAS A TRAP!
>>
It can't be worse than the 2-3 1's we rolled. Right guys?
>>
this is why you save crit masters to the last moment.
sigh...
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>>26421816
upupuuppupu...upppupupupu
*Presses the button*
DESPAIR
EXECUTION
TIME.
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>>26421816
I thought you were a Llama GODDAMMIT CARL!
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>>26421854
No really? I have to ask again. Why would anyone trust a GM. Just why.

>>26421857
Yes. Yes, it can be.
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>Writing!
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>>26421841
"Ok... now it's time to free the shit our of all your blood... FUCK YA... AMERICA!"
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>>26421857
We go Hollow Quincy and dead Kenpachi
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>>26421844
.... DUDE DON'T GIVE CROSS IDEAS
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>>26421857
I'm pretty sure that if we had to tank Kenpachi's attack, we'd be taken out of commission for like hours, even with Orihime.
>>
If he really did just outright lie to us, I'm leaving
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>>26421881
People have been feeding him ideas sense thread one. It's like nobody here has ever heard of "don't give you dm ideas."
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>>26421886
More than likely we would be dead since with rolls that bad we would be diving head first into his attack.
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>>26421876
IT BEGINS!!!!
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>>26421879
He just said he won't kill anyone.

Devils aren't allowed to lie about the terms of their bargain.
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>Meanwhile
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>>26421886
NOBODY CAN TANK AMERICA
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>>26421895
since even.
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>>26421893
Cos never lies.

We just fail to ask the right questions.
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>>26421902
ow well then in that case we manage to awaken his glorious two handed method and he no sold the attack and everyone and their grannies knows what we are.
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>>26421895
no, giving the DM ideas is great.
Eventually one person might stagnate under the constant pressure of coming up for new ideas for an entire party
Speaking as a DM, keep fucking doing this.
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>>26421844
Dude... NO. She's the 2nd oldest shinigami and is on the same tier as old man genocide.

If crossgrove throw's Murder Death Killemall Retsu at us, that's a grade A NOPE
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>>26421911
Uryu did something to help us at the begging of the thread.
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>>26421876

>>26421904
>>26421844

No, no, NO, NO, HELL NOOOOOO!
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The obvious thing is that Zaraki "kills" Ichigo but then Ichigo hollows the fuck up out of death like when he fought Ulquiorra.
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>long history?
>cultural relevance?
>Having actual work to do?
>thinking you can't solve everything with violence?
>Oldest enemy is an ally?
>Fucks Mexico up like nobodies business?

Yeah, Kenpachi is America
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>>26421902
They can however work around it with loopholes. Hell Cos could just put someone in a magical bullshit coma or something equally retarded and despair worthy.
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>>26421937
I relish in giving DM's ideas. I do so for more than a few quests.
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We better have gotten Crit Master fucking 3 out of this.

We're dipping into Lancer territory this thread.

WAIT A MINUTE!

Ikkaku is a Lancer.

And his Lucky Dance fucked him, hard.

It makes so much sense.
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>>26421816
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>>26421947
That's ridicules. Zaraki doesn't kill people.

He liberates them!
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My guess for the 'snag' is the phoenix bustinh out
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>>26421958
Seriously, at this point our bankai might as well be a lance.
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>>26421844
In the immortal words of the black baron.

AWWWW HEEELLLLL NAWWWWW
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>>26421947
That's what would have happened if we didn't take the deal, I think.

Or just straight-up mortally wounded and taken out of commission.
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>>26421958
Our Bankai is now a chainsaw tipped lance.
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>>26421978
Yeah, pretty much.
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>>26421989
search your feelings, you know it to be true
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>A catch
It's Ishida running at us using all sorts of Quency shit
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>>26421958
Wait.
>Sword(Shinigami)
>Arrow(Quincy)

FUCK, We're lancer.
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>>26421876
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JUCfX1P1ik My reaction right now
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>>26421958
"Now Aizen, prepare to die! BANKAI!"
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>ACTIVATE THE DEAL
>Pastebin updated
>20
>Getsuga Tenshou

"Tell me Kenpatchi? Can you hear it? Your Zanpakuto is crying..."

You look at him from under the brim of your hat as he sneers at you.

“I don’t want to hear that bullshit from you. For people like you and me, that sort of bullshit shouldn’t happen!”

You light your arm as he charges at you and charge up a Getsuga Tenshou. When he’s about to hit you, you swing down Zangetsu and slam it into him, sending him flying backwards. When he lands, he tries to get up but collapses.

You walk over to him, making sure he’s still alive.

“Looks like I win, Captain Kenpachi.”

You gives you a nod as Soi Fong appears next to you, her eyes narrowed in suspicion. However, before she can say anything, a giant spiritual pressure appears atop Sokyoku hill as a giant phonix made out of flames appears, charging forward before disappearing in a flash of light.

You stare dumbfounded at it as Soi Fong grabs you by the collar, her face deadly serious.

“Who are you?”

At the same time, The rest of the other squad, barring Neliel and Ishida appear to the side, looking incredibly worried.

>You have control
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>>26422026
Our clothes get destroyed revealing the suit beneath.
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>>26422026
Nah, it is impossible to ignore the Soukyoku being unleashed.
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>>26422026
while carrying a known criminal. While Nel's hat comes off
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>>26422011
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>>26422040
Sooo crit master 3 used? neat.
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>>26422040
"Your new third seat."
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>>26422040
"I'm Batman."
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>>26422039
WELL WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN.
>currently playing fate/stay night
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>>26422040
"The son of Shiba Isshin"
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>>26422040
FUCKING NIGGER SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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>>26422040
"Not the person responsible for that."
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>>26422040
"11TH SQUAD'S NEWEST RECRUIT!"
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>>26422040
"I think the more important question is what the hell was that."
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>>26422040
"I am Hirako Zangetsu of Squad 4."
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>>26422040
You swing your up upright as he charges at you and you charge up a Getsuga Tenshou

Goddamn, me, what is up?
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>>26422040
I am me. Who else would I be?
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>>26422040
"...Someone who REALLY doesn't like to fight, but is constantly forced to."

>>26422073
Fate/Zero.
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>>26422040
"Zangetsu... is the name of my Zanpaktou. My real name is Ichigo.

And who I am... is the son of Shiba Isshin."
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>>26422040
>>26422081
"Oh, Hime? Could you help my, new captain i suppose?"
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>>26422069
THIS

Also, ask what the fuck giant bird thing was.
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>>26422040
Of course the Sogoku escapes its prison, and we are blamed for it.
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>>26422103
NO! NOT THAT...
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>>26422040
"Hirako Zangetsu... CAPTAIN of Squad 11... and the new Kenpatchi."
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>>26422040
>Your Zanpakuto is crying
Affilation with Muramasa confirmed.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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>>26422040
So i guess one can only get Crit master 3 by embracing fate itself
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Rolled 10

>>26422069
Might as well go with this... I mean, what can go wrong with this...
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>>26422040
"Complicated question, long answer. But I am NOT responsible for whatever the hell THAT was."
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>>26422040
I guess I'm Kenpachi... Hime! Heal the captain for me for as long as you can please. This wasn't what we came here for
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>>26422040

"Newest recruit of Squad 11, ma'am."

"You're going to need to talk to my captain about anything involving me."


>>26422090
This is because you can't seem to into IRC, Cosgroove.
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>>26422040
contact Miz
"let Yoruichi know I'm telling Soi Fong a bit of the truth."
to Soi
"My real name is Ichigo Kurosaki. My purpose was to prove the innocence of Momo Hinamori and the guilt of Sousuke Aizen."
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>>26422118
It doesn't really work that way.
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>>26422118
Not how it works.
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>>26422040
"Who I am Isn't important... What needs to be asked is WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT!" -Points to the blazing phoenix-
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>>26422053
>>26422011
>>26422039
Its going to look so sweet as we try to use our Bankai as an arrow only to ativate the rear blade tear off our own hands and shoot it backwards into ichigo's HEART
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>>26422040
"Shouldn't we be more worried about that disturbance, Captain?
"And I'm Hirako Zangetsu, 4th Division."

Stay in character!
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>>26422040
"Ichigo Kurosaki, i had nothing to do with the giant phoenix."
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>>26422040
"Me? Well, I'm nobody."
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>>26422122
>Cosgrove used my comment
>Someone realized my intention
Oh me oh my
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>>26422040
Well looks like the gig is up for now. My name is Ichigo.
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>>26422118
Let's not say that.
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>>26422134
No implicating Aizen ever, until we have proof.
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>>26422072
No no, we're Mister Hueco Mundo.
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>>26422118
Stop. No. We aren't and we don't even know of the tradition.
>>26422134
This.
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>>26422138
The bird is gone.
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>>26422118
No.

And to everyone else saying "Newest member of 11th" equally no.
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>>26422040

...Huh. That...that wasn't as bad as it could've been...so far.

"Ah, jeez, stuff like this is why I didn't want to fight in the first place! Do I have to race you now too? Because with all due respect, ma'am, I just want to get back to the Fourth before my Captain finds out what I did."
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>>26422143
No, don't tell her our real name, leave nothing that could mark us as a quincy
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>>26422118
That's not how it works, dumbass.
Are you trying to show off your idiocy?
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>>26422155

That only works in the real world where noone knows what it means. In soul society it will just get us stabbed.
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seriously guys, have Orihime start healing Zaraki regardless of what we say
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>>26422069
>>26422079
Combining these into a "Well, since I'm not responsible for that, I might as well be your third seat. Orders Captain?"
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>>26422173
Let him set there stew for a while.
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>>26422173
Thats a given.
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>>26422155
>Mister Hueco Mundo
Like hell we are right now.

>>26422040
"Ok you got me. My real name if Eugene Hirako... and it looks like I'm the newest member of Squad Ele- /explosion/ WHAT THE HELL?!"
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>>26422180

Sit even, holy mother of god.
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>>26422173
Why? It's not like he's gonna die, and I'd rather not have to deal with him chasing us during whatever bullshit comes next.
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>>26422134
this. if she asks further about Aizen look her straight in the eye "what he's done to you personally is force your old captain to leave Soul Society in order to protect everyone sh cares about"
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>>26422178
>>26422069
Fuck you idiots, NO.
Why the fuck would she do that when she now realizes we're not someone from the 4th?
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>>26422040
"A man trying to save a friend. I think we have bigger problems though, because that-" Indicate the Sokyoku, "-wasn't me."
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"Go ahead... confess to me your secrets. Your sins. I would never raise a hand in anger or even defense... after all; you're just a new recruit..."
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>>26422204
It'll show very well on us in the future, when it comes back to OMG that after we Defeated kenpachi, we saw that he was helped afterwards.
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>pastebin

Oh sweet, I think we just unlocked Crit Master 3!
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>>26422204
A, because it shows we're good people
B, because this was just a practice match, it would be unsporting
C, he's needed to fight Muramasa

It's mostly a PR move
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Rolled 13

>>26422178
Well, I guess, I'll support that.
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>>26422040
Give the signal for our buddies to leave us behind and escape. Then we run like a mother fucker and try not to mention we were taught by Yorichi.
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>>26422147
You're a real bastard.

And no to confessing our identity you loons. She's within striking distance.
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>>26422075
I think that's the most innocuous explanation.
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>>26422225
The entire idea of "Newest member of X" is stupid and should not be used.
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We're dressed in black, carry a sword, our fighting style generally involves figuratively fighting left-handed before revealing that we aren't left handed, we're here to kidnap a girl, we've just overcome a swift, skilled fighter and a one-man brute squad, and someone has just asked us who we are.
There is only one answer that can be given.
>"No one of consequence".
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>>26422075
If we MUST expose ourselves; this is the best way to do it.
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>>26422134
>>26422216
these. she knows we're full of shit, at least the truth will activate her Shadowruns
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>>26422267
See I really do like this... I just worry about what she'll do to us afterwards.
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>>26422040
THERE IS A MASSIVE FIRE SHAPED BIRD HEADING OUR WAY I think that takes priority! Then run.
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>>26422267
....yes.
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>>26422267
as you wish
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>>26422233
I think OMG is gonna have enough on his plate with Muramasa to care about Zaraki's condition.

But, hey, if enough people are for it, I can't do anything about it. I'm just voicing my opinion.
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>>26422263
Alright fine, I'll agree to that.

No to being presumptuous like that.
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Cosgrove, did Soi Fong appear to react at all to he giant fiery bird appearing fairly nearby?
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>>26422040
"Its complicated, but for what its worth I come in peace. Squad 11 notwithstanding, but they started it. NOW WHAT'S WITH THE GIANT FIREBIRD? BECAUSE THAT WASN'T ME."
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>>26422040
Ignore her. Ask our friends who have just arrived where the others are.
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>>26422267
this. add that "you have bigger problems" line too.
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>>26422040
In our most gravelly voice possible : "The hero you this place needs, but not the one it deserves."
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Rolled 18, 2 = 20

>>26422267
thousand times this but add something mentioning the pheonix was probably of more consequence than us

captch nterbew escape

IT KNOWS
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>>26422267
>>26422307
>"No one of consequence".
>Go talk to our friends that showed up
These.
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>>26422267
yes say this
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>>26422267
I fully and wholly support this, with the addendum of "Now /that/ on the other hand, is rather important, don't you agree?" while pointing at the Sokyoku
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>>26422320
forgot to turn them off
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>>26422147
Goddammit. Fuck you. Go trip on a lego and land your face on a d4.
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>>26422325
Do you SERIOUSLY expect she'll just let us go?
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>>26422318
"The Hero this place needs, not the one it deserves."

Should stop typing without my contacts in.
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>>26422325
I don't think she's going to let us just walk away. She knows we aren't who we say we are. We REALLY don't want to piss her off more than she already is.
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>>26422290
Only Bel can do this.
Preferably in Spanish.
"Como Quieras"
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>>26422040
"A shinigami."
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>>26422325
Sure; ignore the murderfly... let me know how that works out when you reincarnate.
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>>26422345
>>26422337
Truthfully, no. But does Ichigo give a damn at this time? No.
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>>26422260
Admitting that we're the son of someone who was sent into exile?
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>>26422325
Nah that won't work.

I think we might need to sell out our dad on this one, could imply it as wanting to redeem the family name or whatever?
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Maybe this>>26422165

Some variation of these.>>26422306 >>26422287 >>26422229 >>26422143 >>26422138
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>>26422287
>THERE IS A MASSIVE FIRE SHAPED BIRD HEADING OUR WAY
It just disappeared. Your reading comprehension is absolute shit.
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>>26422363
Uh, yeah, I think we do, because we KNOW how dangerous she is, and we're all beat up from fighting Kenny.

We don't need her spazzing out and starting another brawl right now.
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>>26422335
>>26422258
>>26422147
You people DO realize that OMG will realize this is a Kuchkia house's old Zanpakuto. It's a pretty damn distinctive ability not easily forgotten.
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>>26422304
Seconding this question. If she didn't react at all, then Aizens hypnosis might be at work here.
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>>26422366
Being the son of a criminal doesn't make you a criminal.

And Isshin wasn't exiled, he deserted.

But ignoring her isn't an option at all.
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>>26422353
was joking.
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>>26422381
...What the fuck are you even saying?
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>>26422165
Then she disarms us and breaks our arms. We're past that sort of bluff now.
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Supporting "No one of consequence."
So long as we add "I'll explain later" at some point.
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tellherthetruth.gif
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>>26422383
...Actually yeah what the hell.
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>>26422398
He said that Old Man Genocide will recognize Muramasa
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>>26422409
It won't work, we're tired and she can just straight up shank us without even using her shikai, if she wants to interrogate us later.
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>>26422398
That the Captain Commander will realize easily that this isn't our doing since it's a well known Zanpakuto.
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>>26422378
And we also have a vasto lorde class arrancar who can hold her own against 3 opponents of equal if not greater power to Soi Fons who is absolutely devoted to us as her Alpha.

I think we can say whatever we want.
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>>26422398
he's implying that old man genocide could tell this is rukias zanpakto
.....which of course is fucking retarded.
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Hichigo is the ID
Ichigo is the Ego
Old Man Zangetsu is the super Ego.

Hichigo is hollow
Ichigo is the shinigami
Old man Zangetsu is the quincy

Also, Son needs to be bullshited like no tomorrow. We got a class one situation.

Should we bulkshit and hope nothing happens or should we knock her out and GTFO?
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Should probably see about getting Hime to patch up The Mountain That Yachiru Rides before answering. Could go a ways towards showing we're not douchebags out to blow up Soul Society.
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>>26422409
Whatever we do we need Momo and the HM girls out of Old Man Genocides hands.
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>>26422419
>>26422422
Oh that.

Yeah Yamamoto knows, but he'll have bigger problems preventing Ryuujin Jakka from going berserk.
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"Someone with no desire to be an enemy of balance or of the Soul Society. Someone who has had power forced upon them by the unusual circumstances of their birth. Someone who could not stand by and watch as someone he cares for deeply is unjustly put to death." Sigh with resolve ,"there is a madman in soul society who set in motion the nature of my birth 100 years ago, and 20 years ago. To tell you more than that at this time would put you in greater danger than she would want you to be in. Also, I have no idea what's up with that Phoenix, but it probably wasn't me...then again I've only been aware of my powers for a month, so what do I know"
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>>26422430
>rukias zanpakto
What? No it's not.

It IS a zanpakuto from a disgraced member of her royal house though.
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>>26422425
Soi Fon has a two-hit Shikai.
We aren't fast enough to survive it. We are also not putting Harribel in that level of danger.
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>>26422443
He's kind of a softy really.

Like right before Rukia was executed, Yamamoto promised that he wouldn't prosecute or destroy any of the ryoka who went to save her.
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>Nobody of consequence, eh?

>Alright, alright, writing!
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>>26422446
>Just backhabds is
>Walks forward
>Backhands it again
>Three, four more times
>It just gives up
>Returns to sword form
>OMG sits back down and continues meditating
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>>26422040
long story short? Name's Ichigo, aizen's a hypnotist, I'm here because he hollowfied a bunch of people, including my mom, and blamed it on my teachers. Now what was that giant firebird?
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>>26422452
What, no none of this.

Don't bring up Aizen at all, unless we can prove it.
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>>26422470
OH SHIT.
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>>26422422
Obviously we didn't do it.
But we did say something which is sympathetic to the zanpakuto's when they're rebelling. That's enough to put us under suspicion of working with Muramasa.
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>>26422470
I CAN'T WAIT TO GET TWO BUTTERFLY TATTOOS!
WOULD YOU MIND PUTTING THEM RIGHT ON THE SMALL OF OUR BACK SO EVERYONE KNOWS JUST HOW FUCKED WE ARE?!
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>>26422470
What, no.

Not that at all.
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I know we can't pay Cosgrove's toll for this, but how great would it be to respond with "Me? I'm just a shadow." as the afterimage she was holding fades away and we run like fucking hell
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>>26421765
Something with THE HEART in it.
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>>26422466
We don't know that and we don't want Captain Ninja to see the ESCAPED MOMO or her express ticket to the Human World.
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>>26422466
he lied.
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>>26422425
We don't know if Harribel has achieved Resureccion yet, and against Soi Fon she might not live long enough to learn it mid-combat.

Powerlevels matter very little to Soi Fon, because her 2-hit Insta-Kill shikai is so fucking broken in a 1v1 fight its unreal. All she has to do is beat you in speed and she wins unless you have something that would prevent her from hitting you in the first place.
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>>26422470
No, that is not at all what was agreed upon.
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>>26422470
nope nope nope nope.
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>>26422511
>>26422493
just because you didn't agree doesn't mean we didn't
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>>26422470
No... no, why... WHY?!

>>26421765
How goes the drunkards thing? Real interested to see what you cook up.
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>>26422470
What no.

Thats a "you get stabbed" answer and we all know it.
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>>26421877
>>26421841
Wait, it's an Italian name. It'd be an Arrancar's release (not Spanish, but close enough)
>Liberate, America!
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>>26422470
No. No that is not what we want.
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>>26422470
I'm of mixed feelings.
On the one hand - Hey, /tg/ thought my suggestion was funny and/or appropriate...cool.
On the other hand - Hey, /tg/ supported my suggestion...aww hell, we're gonna get our shit wrecked.
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>>26422460
We might not have a choice. She'll move to protect us if she thinks we're in mortal peril.

I'd like to think she's tough enough to beat Soi. I mean, Soi Fon had problems with Ggio and the guy was a simple Fraccion. 'Bel handled Shiro, Hiyori and Lisa all at once and only lost because Aizen got bored.
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>>26422511
> Then what was? Because, honestly, with how much 'this idea' or 'no not that idea, its terrible' it seems like the LEAST objected to answer I've found that
d had support.
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>>26422470
Yes I totally agree with that. Is it the best thing to say? No. But there's basically nothing we CAN say and it honestly fits our persona better than flipping our shit.
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>>26422470
No. That's the dumbass answer.
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>>26422539
I'm fine with it so long as you put in something about that giant phoenix thing maybe kinda being more important right now.
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>>26422533
>Hey, /tg/ supported my suggestion...aww hell, we're gonna get our shit wrecked.
If you knew your suggestion was bad, why did you post it?
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>>26422539
don't listen to them, this is the answer we want, but we are more or less prepared to squeal on some of the truth if she puts the screws on
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>>26422539
Just go with it, people are being dumb. it DOES fit the "great warrior intentionally humbling himself" persona we've projected. Something of a double ruse. It is actually quite ingenius.
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>>26422543
This.

Look, it works. Nothing else really does.
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>>26422561
Agreed
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>>26422539
tell our name, quick explanation of why we're here, and ask about the bird?
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>>26422561
It vanished.
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>>26422539
I think the chosen answer was to draw attention to the phoenix, and to admit to being the son of Isshin.

On account of it being rediculous to try to convince her we're unimportant now, and because holy fuck pheonix
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>>26422539
Basically no one of consequence. Check on our friends then tell her the truth of the matter once we get the screws applied.
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>>26422539
Honestly, since no one said no before you started writing, I think they're shit out of luck.

"no one of consequence" is my vote.
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>>26422496
soi fong is the second fastest being in bleach man, now if ichigo was under yoruichi for 300+ years then that would be a decent idea.
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>>26422539
I think a "If that bird was what I think it was, I think we both have bigger problems."
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>>26422466
he had no intention of following through. Unohana noted how he was actually being cruel, letting her believe that when he wasn't going to.

>>26422522
slow-that kind of body type is really kind of difficult to draw.
but I'm making progress.

>>26422537
She oneshotted Ggio. Ggio was a scrub.

>>26422498
How would chizuru and THE HEART fit into something about violence breeding violence? I could see the Hogyoku itself in there, maybe.
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>>26422589
>and to admit to being the son of Isshin.
Again fucking no.
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>>26422539
>Say our name
>Our squad
>Then that line
>Appologize
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>>26422539
Something like >>26422306 or >>26422229

Trying to just brush off the question isn't going to work. We need to specifiy that we don't have hostile intent, and convey that we're just as shocked at HOLY SHIT FIREBIRD as she is.
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>>26422470

Woah, hold up! Give us at least 10-15 minutes to debate this!
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>>26422580
Saying we're Ichigo, but we prefer Zangetsu because we don't like being called a fruit, and we're from the 4th, is still better.
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>>26422589
That's retarded, we should play with the pieces currently on the board before recklessly injecting drama into the situation.
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>>26422609
I hope that's fucking joke. I really do.
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>>26422604
I can go with this.
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>>26422539
Ok.

"I told you already. Hiroko Zangetsu. The only reason why I keep my abilities hidden is to stay with my friends. Now kenpachi going to be a pain in the ass when he asks for the rematch."

I hope this is good. We also telling the truth. One side of it.
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>>26422598
Requester here; no worries friend, looks like the kenny fight is over now.
was going to use it to make an official drinking game image... we'll have a war on our hands soon enough though
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PAGE 10, 12 more threads before this disappears.
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Here's a question: If people call us Zangetsu, what do we say when they inevitably find out our sword is also named Zangetsu?
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>>26422598
She oneshotted Ggio after he transformed into "hurr durr I am stronkest there is" form. Before that she was having trouble hitting him a second time.
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>>26422604
This or just say that we're Issins son
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>>26422610
Why would you blatantly admit to using a fake name? it's not like saying our real name will make her go "Oh, okay, you're now totally not suspicious!"

It doesn't accomplish ANYTHING.
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>>26422539
You're right about it. That is the least objected one so just write it.
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>>26422470
I think the issue is people want something after she is not amused by it
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>>26422633
we're a narcissist
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>>26422626
>>26422604
These two, plus, "Captain, didn't you feel or see that disturbance at Soukyoku Hill? Isn't that more pressing?"
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>>26422633
How about "My name is Ichigo. Who I'm not, is your enemy."
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>>26422640
>just say that we're Issins son
Drop this stupid idea, my fucking god.
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i just love how /tg/ manage to burry itself underground, and instead of digging up, just keeps digging further down until it reaches a whole new world altogether.
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>>26422633
We say that our real name is Eugene or something lame and we use our Zanpakutos name as a cover because we're embarrassed.
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>>26422649
Why is our real name important or smart to divulge? Seriously, someone spell out the logic for me, I'm just not getting it.
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>>26422609
WE HAVE NO TIME
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>>26422642
Is it?

It's the one most likely to get us stabbed for our impertinence.

I mean she can just hit us once with her shikai, to give us an incentive to be truthful.
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>>26422539
Ask what just happened and if there's any way we can help seeing as we just temporarily put a captain out of commission. Imply we're willing to share details of who we really are if she'll hear us out but don't drop everything now.
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>>26422642
Only if you don't actually read any other suggestions.
Like these >>26422604
>>26422626
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>>26422651
Well do you have any advice, or are you just being a jackass?
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>>26422653
>>26422633
Here's a question: In what reasonable scenario does anyone we're fooling with the fake name become aware of the name of our sword?
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>>26422650
It explanes a lot and she will not have to hear it from Johnny Snow first BUT we really should get the FUCK out now and saying something like that will get us landed in a very bad place very quickly.
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>>26422651
>Hey this thing's pretty deep, maybe stop digging a hole and start building a ladder?
>N-NO! I HAVE TO KEEP GOING! DEEPER... deeper... I must uncover the earths secrets... I must [rambling intensifies]
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>>26422633
we don't need to say our sword name
1.we are in shikai near forever
2.we call him old man anyway
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>>26422653
Wasn't Eugene the Filipino dub name for Yusuke Urameshi in YuYu Hakusho?
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>>26422640
> just say that we're Issins son

What? No. WHY?

He's currently a Captain-level deserter. Saying we're related to him isn't going to foster good will except with a select few people who were close to him during his time as Captain. With Soi Fon, she'll just recognize it as the name of a wanted man.
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>>26422683
It explains why she should stab us. That's it.
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>>26422621
>>26422665

...Fuck.
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>>26422690
Dude, the old man's not our sword.

Nega-us is.
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>Well since all I seem to be getting is a bunch of arguing, I'm going to use some of everything.

>If that doesn't seem fair? We're on page 10. I'm trying to make sure stuff gets done before the thread dies.

>And you guys REALLY want to try lying to the captain that's in charge of being a ninja and the special forces, when she's suspicious of you?

>You know, fine.

>1d20.
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>>26422539
Seems to work, but give a little truth if necessary. Also, make it clear that we have nothing to do with the Sokyoku going berserk.
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>>26422668
She has to release her sword first, and we get a check against sneak attacks anyway. It's possible she has a perk for that sort of thing, but I doubt she'd go for the stabbing right off the bat. If she DOES, she is massively outnumbered. Not concerned.
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Rolled 6

>>26422713
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>>26422713
i'm still voting truth
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>>26422713
>REALLY want to try lying to the captain that's in charge of being a ninja and the special forces, when she's suspicious of you?

NO.

NO LIES.

OMIT THE TRUTH, BUT DON'T FUCKING LIE. SHE ALREADY KNOWS ITS BULLSHIT.
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Rolled 6

>>26422713
Fine. Whatever, just get on with it.
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>>26422677
i did but nobody listened, i'm just here for the show now.
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>>26422713
What no.

Since when was that what we want?

And how was "no one of consequence" a lie?

If that means we won't have to roll bluff, then go for it.
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Rolled 5

>>26422713
Here goes nothin'.
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Rolled 19

>>26422713
We're running on empty and Cosgrove is pissed.
We're fucked.
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I say we should just say we are a from fourth and we'd like to get back under the watchful eye of our own slightly scarier captain before things get worse.After all we'd hate to tell Uhanahan your the reason we're late.
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Rolled 6

>>26422713
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Rolled 6

>>26422713
Rolling for epic bluff check
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Rolled 12

>>26422713
The ride never ends!
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>>26422713
No, no lies.

If the best option for truth is "no one of consequence" then say that.
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Rolled 7

>>26422713
and here come the 1s
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>>26422713
I wanted truth. I wanted our name, the fact we are no one of importance.
Don't make me live up to this name you shitters.
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Rolled 20

>>26422721
>>26422726
>>26422742
>>26422744
What...
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>>26422713
no lies, sorry for keeping this in stasis
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>>26422744
>>26422742
>>26422733
>>26422726
>>26422721
Interesting, but futile
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>>26422712
both of them are at this point.
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Rolled 10

>>26422713
I didn't support the lying, but democracy is run by the mob, so...rolling.
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>>26422713
Why on earth would we try to lie?

Lying is fucking dumb. We're just debating what version of half-truth to let slip before we deflect the issue to the GODDAMN SOKYOKU GOING BERSERK.
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>>26422753
ROLL LOCK!
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>>26422713
We never said lies.

Who said lies?

Fine, just go with the first option whatever.
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>>26422753
yay
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>>26422753
And now we can stop.
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>>26422753
Fuck yeah. Bluffing is a GO!
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>>26422753
Thank you.

Stop rolling now.
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>>26422682
1. Muramasa manifests Zangetsu, he refers to himself as such to others.
2. Cosgrove has us actually learn the release command, which we say aloud.
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>>26422753
WHY DO WE ROLL 20S FOR LYING AND BLUFFING WHAT THE FUCK!
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>>26422752
>the fact we are no one of importance.
This is a pretty blatant lie, though.
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>>26422699
Why we are so good that we are willing to trust her and we arn't dumb enough to try lying to her face.
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>>26422764
Seriously, what the fuck.
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>>26422776
And cue the next persons roll.... Now
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>>26422769

>everyone trying to use the fake name.
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>>26422713
fuck lying, can we just convince her we're not a murderhobo?
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>>26422713

I don't want to lie. We aren't her enemy, and shit just got so real we need someone other than unconscious Zaraki in our corner. We may have scored some respect. The time for lying about ourselves is over, we don't need to volunteer stuff about our name, but we don't deny our purpose, Momo's innocence, and the presence of a manipulative traitor in Soul Society for the past 100 years.

also, hey guys, I woke up.
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>>26422778
Because we are Aizen, silly.
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Rolled 17

>>26422749
But anon, "no one of consequences" IS a lie.

We are the son of a derserting captain and a quincy, have been trained by two MORE deserting captains and some arrancar, which SS undoubtedly assume to be enemies, and we just beat down Kenpachi Freaking Zaraki.
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>>26422778
Kyoka Suigetsu is helping us, of course. We're Keigo's Best Friend, after all.
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>>26422752
...That's not true at all.

We are remarkably important.
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Rolled 18

>>26422713
HERE COMES THE WONDERFUL PAIN
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>>26422753
Ichigo.

Ichigo plz.

How are you so good at bullshitting?

It doesn't even make sense.

What the hell man.
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>These rolls
>This thread
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>>26422780
Honestly, not from where we are standing. We don't want to be an enemy of the Soul Society. We just want to get our girlfriend, and go the fuck home.
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>>26422794
Yeah, I'll agree with that.
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>>26422789
Huh, did we?
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>>26422753
F-fucking hell, Ichigo.

What.
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>>26422789
go with full truth man. it makes the most sense
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>>26422753

HORY SHEET!
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>>26422789
Honestly, I just don't want to tell her anything.
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>>26422807
That and be left alone. That's why I picked the non-answer of "I'm me, who else would I be."
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>>26422803
The sword it tells him things.
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>>26422753
going against the 20, use our real name
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>>26422753
And then Ichigo accidentally befriended Soi Fon.

A fitting end to the thread I suppose.
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>>26422803
I think you know the answer
>>26421242
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>>26422753
BASED ANON

ICHIGO MASTER RUSEMAN
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>>26422752
we are a shinigami hollow quincy hybrid have the loyalty of 3 vasto lorde arrancar and are the son of the head of a noble family, we are quite important
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>>26422789
I was in favor of admitting our real name was Ichigo.
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>>26422789
Only one group wanted to keep using the fake name. At least two others were both about either full reveal or reveal as little as possible.
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>>26422778

the dice gods are telling us something.
eh, fuckit lets swing our sword at that phoenix
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Full Truth. Hope that 20 counts as convincing we really don't want to be an enemy.
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>>26422753
use this for diplomacy instead of bluff
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>>26422794
That's dumb. The only shit getting real from an in-character perspective is that she's suspicious of us. We should /feed into/ that by straight up admitting we're an enemy combatant here to jailbreak a criminal.

You're not looking at this from her perspective and we've got no credible proof of our claims.
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>>26422789
>Everyone

Just one or two people.

I'm in favor of saying our real name is Ichigo just to give her something.

And because we're probably going to be saying Zangetsu a lot.
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Rolled 16, 3, 3 = 22

>Rolling for sense motive.
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Now is the time for Diplomancy, the appearance of the bird and our purpose screw us as much as Soi Fon is screwed by the bird appearing off of schedule and she'll know it.
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>>26422843
>Only 3.
Nel says forget about me more. I like how it hurts.
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>>26422851
>nat 20
>use it to convince Soi Fon that Aizen is a rat bastard who forced Yurouichi to leave her
Yes
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>>26422794
Except that our purpose is enough for her to restrain us, we've just shown that we have a dangerous amount of power, and we have no evidence of Aizen's treachery.

All in all, she would either take us back to 2nd Division HQ for questioning, or kill us here and now.

We have nothing to prove our side of the story and we just admit to coming here to break out an inmate from imminent execution, in breach of Central 46's orders.
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>>26422843
>3 vasto lorde arrancar

2 technically. Harribel and Stark/Lilly.

Nel is Adjucas-class, even if she's on the high end of the spectrum.
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>>26422869
wasn't she adjuchas?
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>>26422865
Shit, does that mean she assumed the worst?

This is one of the few sense motives where we want her to roll high, I think.
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>>26422865
AHAHAHAHAHA.
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>>26422865
Nailed it.
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>>26422869
...i counted nel, stark and hel.

who else?
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>>26422836
You are are swine and not my nigga.
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>>26422865

Oooh...so close, yet so far. Better luck next time, lil' bee!
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>>26422869
Dude, her resureccion is a centaur.

With four legs.

She was probably a pony as a hollow.

Remember that Nnoitra was about as strong as her.
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>>26422865
please tell me we're being truthful and didn't go full retard
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>>26422789
I didn't want to say shit about names. No need to reintroduce ourselves. That's dumb and reeks of bad writing, it's just not how people talk.
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>>26422893
Feels good man
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>>26422897
she was a ram
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>>26422900
Yeah like stop telling lies, but don't tell the whole truth.
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After all this is over, we outline to her exactly how we did this. Think she'll appreciate the planning? I mean hell this is a tacticool as fuck operation.
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>>26422890
Starrks other half maybe?
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You people are shit at handling meta.
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Sorry for being argumentative and all that Cosgrove; it's just that this is a highly pivotal moment and we don't want to die or inadvertently start a war.
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>>26422908
Except our friends are all here, and expecting all like ten of them to use a pseudonym in her presence just isn't going to work out.
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>>26422920
that somehow ended up with us overcoming one of the strongest captain, WITHOUT HOLLOWING

Jesus christ we're overpowered
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>>26422929
I have noticed
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>>26422920
IF we get away without fighting her and IF we are able to converse with Soul Society and the Gotei 13 on an amiable basis, sure.
I think she'd appreciate the work of another professional. Especially with the characters around her.
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>>26422929
What, not wanting to say anything that'll make the ninja who is faster than we can ever hope to be want to stab us?
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>>26422920
She'll appreciate it; but still probably murder us. That's just how she do.
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>>26422929
Fucking tell me about it.
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>>26422920
Not THAT tacticool, considering it pretty much hinged on Keigo having a completely broken power that they couldn't have possibly expected to deal with out of the blue.

Note that the non-Keigo group got roped into Squad 11 Fight Club almost instantly.
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>>26422937

Thus we are full of conflicting ideas of how to best go about the situation fueled by different interpretations and specific fears. We are not hivemind this night...I am sorry.
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>>26422753

Ca-can we have bluff skill now based cosgrove?
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>>26422944
speaking of... Any exp? or did we lose if for crit master 3?
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>>26422912
So good.
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>>26422944
It's because he constantly handicaps himself.

I'm pretty sure most other captains could kill him in a fight at this stage in the game.

Especially if they cheat.
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>>26422968
I'd fuck him and I'm not even straight.
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>>26422972
And Kenpachi cheats the least, in fact he negative cheats. Everyone else, they have the cheating powers of a cheater...except Hitsugaya, he's still too green.
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>>26422929
it would have been boring if we did.
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>Lie
>20

You stare at her.

“Honestly? Right now I’m no one of importance.”

Her eys narrow as you have your hands in surrender. “I’m not going to fight you. I just think that, in light of the fact that a giant phoenix of fire just appeared and disappeared in a flash of light, that it might be more important to check that out.”

She looks over at the hill before back at you. “So, really, there’s more important things for you to be worrying about.”

>CRITICAL MASTER III
>20

Her eyes narrow as she lets go of one of her hands and begins to unsheathe her sword.

“You defeated a Captain of one of the Thirteen Court Guard and you claimed to be un unseated member of the Fourth Division. Like, I can trust anything you say right now.”

She seems a bit disgusted with you and ashamed of herself. It is about at this time, behind her, you can see Ishida and Neliel running your way in the distance.

They’re being pursued.
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>>26422948
No, wanting to tell her things, facts and details, about our person that by all rights should get her to stab us for reasons of out of character justification. Not everyone's doing it, but about half are.

>>26422959
You're one of the worst with your ridiculous out of character motivations.
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>>26422996
I guess crit 3 comes with captain level.
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>>26422996
Cos you fucking shit. There was far more for truth than lie.
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>>26422996
...FUCK
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>>26422996
"I never asked for this. I did, in fact, ask for the OPPOSITE of this. You wouldn't listen. Neither of you would listen.

Also what the fuck is that?"
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>>26422929

i bet cosgrove has all kubo's notes
and this is how it should have been gone.
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>>26423011
Never said I wasn't. But I ain't stoppin' now.

I'm here to enjoy the ride, not stop having fun.
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>>26422996
goddammit.
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>>26422996
How the fuck was any of that a lie?

And if she got a 20 for sense motive, then that means she should be able to tell we're telling the truth about not wanting to fight?

What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>26422996

Well, that was pretty much par for the course. Could've been worse.
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PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC
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>>26423033
That's what I'm really wondering...
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>>26422996
"It might be difficult I agree; and I'm not asking you to bear your back to me... but we really need to get to the bottom of this."
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I know it's too late now, but this probably would have been a good thing to say

"A man trying to do what's right. I'm a son of an exile and a ronin who has been snared into a centuries old conflict I never wanted to be a part of. I'm trying to be the pawn that kills his own king. This whole thing here, you''ll have to believe me that there was no ill intent here. My ill intent is elsewhere, at the man who brought me here, and it seems he's causing more trouble if that phoenix is anything to judge by."

"I'm not alone, but my friends are in trouble now. If you would help me keep them safe, I will gladly explain everything to you."
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>>26422996
"If you want answers, follow me."
Run to Ishida.
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>>26422996
"I'm sorry, but I had to save my friend, and Yoruichi agreed this was the best way. If you need help protecting this place from whatever did that, I'll help so long as my friend is safe, especially if Aizen is responsible."
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>>26423016
>We are important we are involved with a very high level prison break and we are a rougue who fought and beat captain psyco in a duel. And we plan to over though at least one captain

We important.
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>>26423047
oh hey, it's not too late for this actually, just tag on " You know what, I am ..." yadda yadda
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>>26423054
>Taking the leader of the police to see the prisoner that was just liberated
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>>26423033
"i'm no one of importance"
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>>26422996
Shouldn't getting a 20 on sense motive mean that she's able to understand that we don't want to fight or bear her any ill-intent?

Instead of whatever impression makes things worse for us?
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>>26422996
"Tell you what, you want answers? Put the sword away and follow me. I don't have time to fight you, and I don't think you have time to fight me, because SOMETHING is going on and neither of us have a single clue what it is."
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>>26423037
>PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC
Nothing can stop the HAPPENING.
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>>26422996
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? LOOK BEHIND YOU!!!"

Son, meet muramasa.

We GTFO now with the distraction.
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>>26423067
Well that's subjective.
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Rolled 2

>>26422996
Shunpo behind Nel and Ishida to block whoever's pursuing them.

No reason to be discreet anymore, just help our friends and gtfo.
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>>26423033
>...

>The fact is that yes, the Sokyoku appeared and disappeared for a moment. But you just over powered Zaraki Kenfuckingpachi, and then go 'hey shouldn't you go check that otu instead?'

>There's also the fact everything you've done so far has mostly been to lie and you've been stalling for time.

>The 20? Represents she's not fucking around and is starting to piece that together.
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force update gogogogogo
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>>26423027
You're an asshole and your art is mediocre at best.
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>>26423088
Fair enough.
We must really be aggravating you.
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>>26423088
She sensed for the complete wrong thing for us.
Fuck.
FUCK.
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>>26422996
"Well, whatever you want to believe, in a second we may both get more answers than we wanted,"

Walk slightly past Soi Fon and take defensive stance in direction of Ishida and pursuers.

"HIME! Heal Kenpachi! ISHIDA! NELIEL! WHAT THE HELL Hhttps://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_VuvPjygE3CZC7dQfoJG1IspcwNNeeQtUPO8nft0sNSmM_jYqUd8RI07uGxXLH4EpkB4cif_rCM4FZ7zAPLznwAbFzhTXu2PZKw5sE3KqTDHbXMyi0tDuPBwc_TeE2Lmu8ZaL0i7uqQjY9uQ2f4ZtKPYegAw6GURZknz6xYnXkVPKA53Cwv8APPENED?"
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>>26423088
...I'd say the Soukyoku being activated without warning, and then -vanishing- really is more important.
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>>26422996
"Look, you want to get the truth from me, you can get it out of me later. But right now, I'm not lying when I say that trouble is coming for both of us."
Point behind her.
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>>26423094
your opinion has been noted, written down, and promptly thrown in the wastebin.

Thank you for your time, and, sincerely, have a nice day.

It sounds like you could use one.
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>>26423104
>Hhttps://www.google.com/recaptcha/api/image?c=03AHJ_VuvPjygE3CZC7dQfoJG1IspcwNNeeQtUPO8nft0sNSmM_jYqUd8RI07uGxXLH4EpkB4cif_rCM4FZ7zAPLznwAbFzhTXu2PZKw5sE3KqTDHbXMyi0tDuPBwc_TeE2Lmu8ZaL0i7uqQjY9uQ2f4ZtKPYegAw6GURZknz6xYnXkVPKA53Cwv8APPENED?
Yes.

This is important. We must say this.
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>>26423047
hey everyone look at and consider this, because it's not a fucking lie and will probably help us in the long run
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>>26423021
until he makes a new npc i am willing to accept that
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Guys. Telling the truth....to SON FON?

ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING NUTS? WE GOING TO FUCKING JUMP HER LIKE A MEXICAN GANG SEEING A RICH GRINGO IN A DARK ALLEY.

VASTE LORDS WILL KNOCK HER OUT AND WE RUN TO MEXICO.
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>>26423117

Fuck me, what the hell is with my shit tonight. First my phone, now my lappy, what the hell is going on!?

Also, everyone, remember the rule of /tg/ be EXCELLENT to one another.
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>>26423047
This. Damage control. We'll give her what she wants to know.
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>>26423082
BULL FUCKING SHIT. we defeated kenpachi, we have 3 vasto lorde followers, we are a hollow/quincy/shinigami hybrid, we actively trying to break a prisoner out of soul society, we can destroy a city block with Getsuga, in every meaningful way we are important
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>>26423047
and the best part is she will assume we mean Muramasa and be much more willing to help than if we were to say Aizen, then later we explain the Aizen shit
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>>26423137
>Jumping the queen of speed while not being Yoruichi
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>>26423137
I don't think many people realize how much of a "no win" situation it is to talk to Soi-Fong.
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>>26423101
What you wanted her to sense that Ichigo really has good intentions deep down? No, that's retarded. She's law enforcement/superspy not some hippy friendship detector.

>>26423088
And that's why I didn't want to mention the stupid phoenix, and the "I'm no one of importance" was supposed to be delivered in a serious, almost depressed tone to fit the image of our being someone powerful who just wants to live a simple life. In /that/ case it's a "lie" that isn't trying to be anything but an obvious lie, but not one that screams "I'm a shifty bugger" necessary. Just another soul society secret that she'd be more likely to look into later than confront immediately.

But no, everyone had to argue like idiots.
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>>26423121
The only problem I have with it is it's length. I just don't think we have the time for it.

Something like >>26423104
>"Well, whatever you want to believe, in a second we may both get more answers than we wanted,"

Will work for short term. It really depends on who's following our friends here.
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>>26423047
>>26423121
Save it for a better time because it's actually pretty good.
Going full bullshit was probably a poor decision for the best of lies contain at least some truth.
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>>26423047
>>26423121
It's worth a shot.
Ishida and Nel are approaching fast, as is their pursuer.
It's unlikely that Soi-Fong will kill us in the time it takes for Ishida to get into shouting, and therefore telling us to run, range.
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>>26423158
I'm not saying that. I'm just saying that her sense motive was exactly the thing we're trying to avoid.
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>>26423075
>>26423104

These.

A mutual threat is about to hit both of us in the fucking face. We need to keep her from murdering us long enough for her to realize it.
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>>26423115
You could help me with that if you'd tone things down a bit and take the characters a bit more seriously.
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>>26423137
>ARE YOU GUYS FUCKING NUTS? WE GOING TO FUCKING JUMP HER LIKE A MEXICAN GANG SEEING A RICH GRINGO IN A DARK ALLEY.
>
>VASTE LORDS WILL KNOCK HER OUT AND WE RUN TO MEXICO.
Her speed dice-pool is probably eight or more.
Good luck...
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>>26423161
I find that the longer you take to say something the more convincing it usually is, even if you just keep finding different ways to say the same thing. See all of politics if you don't believe me. And being verbose is very helpful not to mention in character with Ichigo's love for Shakespeare
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>>26423185
Starkk might be faster
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>>26423047
She is not an understanding person. This wont work.
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>>26423195
Stark isn't here, and he isn't going to ride the fucking cannonball all the way from the Shiba place in time for him to matter in our current predicament.
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>I'm going to take something for my headache, get something to drink, and take a few minutes.

>Everybody calm down because if we start back up and everyone's arguing and bitching at one another and nothing goes anywhere I'm going to go to sleep and stop updating for the night.

>See you all in a few
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>>26422996
"Fine...I suppose I can tell you this much: I'm here to save a friend of mine who has been wrongfully accused, and have been trying to do that without hurting anyone. I have no desire to bring harm to Soul Society.

Also, the major disaster that's occurring has nothing to do with me. If you need us, my group will be happy to help you deal with whatever it is."

Pleading expression, "Trust me on this, Captain. I'm your ally in this, as long as I can protect my loved ones."

After talking to her, move to protect the others.
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>>26420127
>Hime as a blue-footed booby?
If anyone does this, it should be 'Hime and Rangiku, side by side.
BOOBIES!
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>>26423173
The truth?

I hope you don't mean that she sensed motive at all, because there was no way to avoid her doing that. All we could do was affect what she'd read off of us.
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>>26423227
Seconded.
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>>26423185
Oh, there's always putting her in Negaccion but IIRC that's pretty much a personal hell and therefore both questionable and really insane due to putting all cards onto the table.

>>26423195
We... shouldn't open that can of worms right now though. He's also not available and won't be able to carry the entire party.

>>26423210
It would make us seem more a self-important prick with something to hide rather than a liar with something to hide. It's probably slightly better.
We could claim to be a Shiba that went into hiding somewhere off in the middle of bumfuck.
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>>26423194
>I find that the longer you take to say something the more convincing it usually is, even if you just keep finding different ways to say the same thing. See all of politics if you don't believe me.

I actually disagree with that. The more someone talks the more I wonder about what they're /not/ saying than what is being said.

If your clear and cut to the point I've found people will listen to you a bit more than just wonder off.

>And being verbose is very helpful not to mention
It can be depending on what's going on. You don't always need a speech ready for something.

>in character with Ichigo's love for Shakespeare
He reads it doesn't mean he talks like it.
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>>26423194
I agree with you, but I'm just doubtful if we have the time to say all of that right now.

Sure, we just spotted Ishida in the distance, but he's probably using Hirenkyaku, so he's going to be here pretty damn fast.

One of the shorter phrases which gets across the basic gist of your longer post might be better simply for practical reasons.
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>>26423227
I'm not sure about the second and third lines.

Pretty sure we just want to go home.
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>>26423227
>If you need us, my group will be happy to help you deal with whatever it is.

Well... not exactly. If we don't have a pressing reason to stay in SS after rescuing Momo, we're fucking off as fast as our little legs will carry us.

We don't want to kill anybody, but throwing ourselves into the middle of a brewing war we really have no stake in, especially while Aizen is still lurking somewhere in SS, is not a smart move if we have a choice to do otherwise.
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>>26423242
> spoiler
...
WHOA.
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>>26423247
you know, we should probably find out from Cos whether he's a narrativist or a simulationist. Because if he's the latter than yeah, Ichigo has to talk pretty fast, but if he's the former then it doesn't really matter.
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>>26423227
Agreed, but namedropping Yoruichi will give her reason to pause and we want her looking at Aizen more closely, so I'm bringing this >>26423059 back up if we can merge it with yours.
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>>26423242
Except for the whole "kill his own king" part, which isn't something a sane person should say to anyone while trying to convince them of... basically anything. Waving around a giant "I'm a self-admitted untrustworthy man with a hate-boner for someone whose name I'm not revealing" banner wont endear trust, or prevent hostilities in any way.
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>>26422996
"Trust what you will, either your instincts or me. I don't really care. I'm just here to take back what has been stolen from me."
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>>26423242
Except that that's a giant red flag saying the deserter is alive and well.
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>>26423227
I think just the first line, and part of the second one.
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>>26423298
You gotta understand! They stole my PRECIOUS THING!!!
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>>26423047
I just realized that with the right misunderstanding this could easily lead to her thinking we are Urahara's and Yoruichi's kid

Which would be amazingly hilarious
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>>26423047
No, fuck that.

Plus the conflict is only one hundred years old.
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>>26423218

Well...fuck. Sorry for giving you a headache, Cosgrove. Could be worse though. You could be running Magical Girl Noir Quest. I really do appreciate you running this for us, despite the possibly rage inducing moments/dice. Hell, they're more or less part of the reason some of us are here.

>$500

Sure wish that much popped into my account, captcha.
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>>26423227

Agreed, and I would suggest that we take a defensive posture while looking past Soi Fon at oncoming hell behind our friends.

Also, we're the 5th from the bottom of the board at the moment.
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>>26423318
God that would be a minefield.
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>>26423227
I guess this much is good.
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>>26423288
>Except for the whole "kill his own king" part,
Which we should cut.

>>26423299
>Except that that's a giant red flag saying the deserter is alive and well.
Aren't those families pretty huge? Can't we claim to be some <obscure branch of cowards noone has ever heard of>?

>>26423318
>>26423332
...gods...

>>26423218
Alright, imma try to keep it vanilla.
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>>26423332

A hilarious mine field.

Also, Cosgrove, feel better man. I'm sorry we weren't excellent to one another.
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>>26423355
Kill the chessmaster perhaps? certainly a different connotation that didn't occur to me when I wrote it, and conveys the same meaning
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>>26423379
Maybe just "flip the board"?
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>>26423379

Maybe if we mention the "chessmaster" at all, it should be in the context of "exposing" or "stopping" saying we came here to murder someone might not be the best plan.
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>>26423355
No you shitty namefag. There's 4 Shibas still alive. Kukakku, ganju, us, and goat-chin. They know of two. You put the picture together.
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>Currently munching on something. Could somebody tell me what the overall consensus is?

>If I don't get it up by the time this one is done, I'll start up a new one and go from there.
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>>26423355
I have to question the point of telling the truth if we're going to explicitly lie about it.

Anyway we basically can't reason with her. She's canon one of the most bullheaded characters, bringing Yoruichi into it at all will NOT help our case since she's got a muder/lust boner on for her and we just don't need to deal with that, and she's freaking secret police. You think she cares about our feelings or the morality of our situation?

Fuck no.
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>>26423399
this >>26423227
Seems to be the most common choice.
feel better soon
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>>26423395
Remember, be Excellent to everybody. We don't want Cos to get another headache and end the quest for tonight.
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>>26423399
tell her that we're one of mayuri's attempts to infiltrate fourth division. he hates her, and would explain why we're as strong as we are
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>>26423379
That's just screaming that we're part of some big plot though, which is basically the opposite of what we should be trying to accomplish when having the leader of Soul Society's secret police on us. She's not going to go "Oh, you're part of an elaborate revenge plot, carry on good sir. Please forgive me for interrupting."
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>>26423424
I agree with it, but instead of "loved ones", put down "friends".
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>>26423399
I have one question just how long do we have until Nel/Ishida show up? Time wise how long to do have to bullshit.
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>>26423399
Tell the truth without giving specifics as of yet.
>>26423227
Basically this.
>>26423437
Then there is this asshole.
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>>26423424
I don't think that offering the help of our team mates without their consent is a good idea.
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>>26423399
I think one important thing people are missing is that we should apologize for deceiving her.

Maybe say the reason she didn't figure us out sooner, is she already sensed the truth, that we're not her enemy, nor are we here to hurt anyone.
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>>26423399
we're all bickering over word choice

I suggest grabbing both of these and splicing them together

>>26423227
>>26423047
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>>26423448

I'm willing to bet that we don't have long, and hell is on their heels.
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>>26423399
We'll never have any consensus even if you gave us a year. I just wish the people voting for giving Soi fong a noose and telling us to hang us with it would just go

>>26423425
No, no lets go all Urahara-Momo MKII and fuck things up even worse for people around us because we can't keep our noise-hole shut and solve our own problems. Wonderful plan.
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>>26423424
Don't bring our friends into it, just us.
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>>26423399
There is no consensus, and people have gotten caught up in silly debate to the point that they're forgetting the scene. Not one person has even posted to ask if /Momo/ is with them.

Start a new thread, bro.
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>>26423358

panic can do things like that.
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>>26423468
Well what the fuck do you think is the right answer here?
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>>26423399
Lets go with >>26423227

It sounds good, and it chews up time.

She's not going to drop this without something resembling an explanation, and we really don't have time to fight another Captain right now.
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>>26423379
>Kill the chessmaster perhaps?
Something like that, just don't mention "kill".

>>26423395
Eh, alright.

>>26423403
>She's canon one of the most bullheaded characters, bringing Yoruichi into it at all will NOT help our case since she's got a muder/lust boner on for her and we just don't need to deal with that
I think most agree that that would be suicide, yes. NAMEDROPPING PEOPLE CLOSE TO AN NPC is not always the right idea...
Anyways, let's do >>26423227
Along with >>26423394 "Expose the chessmaster behind all this".

Maybe imply we that we think the phoenix is tied to that? IC we have NO reason to believe it's not.
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>>26423456
Yeah this.

Don't do this.
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>>26423399

voting for this>>26423047 English Kubo!
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>>26423399
>>26423227
But just us, not our group.

Because I know most of them probably want to leave.
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>>26423498
>Maybe imply we that we think the phoenix is tied to that? IC we have NO reason to believe it's not.
Yea, let's heavily imply we think the person who summoned this THING is the one chasing our loved ones. Gives us more of a common enemy.
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>>26423456
Hmmm; I can agree with the favorite, but ya agreeing our friends to help isn't a good idea. We feed ourselves to the fire and if they want to follow then it's on them.
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>>26423456
This is important.

Only bring ourselves into it.

If any of them want to join in, then that's fine.
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>>26423536
Yeah, let them implicate themselves.
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>Alright. I'm writing.
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>>26423456
I agree with that.

Perhaps just leave that part out then?
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>>26423560
new thread, right?
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>>26423560
Did you get the part about not presuming to speak for our group?
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>>26423560
>>26423576
I'll second questioning that.
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>>26423591
we'll know soon enough
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You stare Soi Fong in the eyes earnestly, giving up. “Fine...I suppose I can tell you this much: I'm here to save a friend of mine who has been wrongfully accused, and have been trying to do that without hurting anyone. I have no desire to bring harm to Soul Society.

“Also, the major disaster that's occurring has nothing to do with me, but if you need my help, I will be happy to help you deal with whatever it is."

You give her a pleading, defeated look. "Trust me on this, Captain. I'm your ally in this, as long as I can protect my loved ones."

She stares at you before letting you go, sheathing her sword. “You’re not to leave my sight for a second until I say otherwise. If you do, I’ll kill you.”

You give her a nod you see something small and gold flying right for her from her blind spot.

>You have a second to act, actions?
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So on a completely unrelated note, I can't wait until we meet Tobiume.

I've been rewatching the Rebellion arc, and I've got a feeling she will NOT be pleased with us one bit. She's kind of a stuck-up bitch.
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>>26423491
Violence.
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>>26423650
Tackle her out of the way.
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>>26423650
interpose, block with Zangetsu
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>>26423650
"CAPTAIN WATCH OUT"

Throw an getsuga blast to intercept whatever the fuck that thing is.
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>>26423650
Push her down/out of the way.

Whatever you do don't jump in front of holy fuck.
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>>26423650

DEFLECT IT WITH BLUT VENE
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>>26423650
Grab Soi Fon and use shunpo to move her quickly?
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>>26423650
>"LOOK OUT!"
>"Block with Zankaputo
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>>26423650
Block with Zangetsu, take the blow with Blut on.

Can't pierce Blut, no mark.
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>>26423650
Shunpo her out of the way
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>>26423650
Pull her out of the way. That might be Tsubaki, and I don't fancy being cut in half by Hime.
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>>26423650
Blut vene, Shout MOVE!, and push her out of the way
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>>26423674
>in front of it
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>>26423650
DODGE!
then move to block
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>>26423650
Trip her.
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>>26423655
Zangetsu will put her in place.
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>>26423650
>something small and gold
DAMMIT HIME.
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>>26423687
It's Suzy, her sword.
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>>26423681
just like she did with a definsive application of Shunko in the anime. nice
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>>26423687
Agreed.
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Rolled 2

>>26423650

Rolling for either 1: blocking or 2: tackling her out of the way.
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>>26423687
...Actually that's a good line

"That is NOT okay Orihime."
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>>26423701
No, it isn't, its Soi-Fon's sword spirit.
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Why do people always want to jump in front of stuff when simply pushing the person out of the way will work. No lets risk ourselves at the same time.
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>>26423650
"Those terms are... agreeable."
>"...WATCH OUT!"
>Block with Zanpakuto
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>>26423650
Well this is just silly. She was, like, one of the only captains who acted like she was part of a military organization, only her attachment to an old friend/mentor/love being enough to sway her, and even then she raged out about it.
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>>26423650
Blut Block.

Oh, we can drop the disguises now, can't we? Cool.

We can spend the rest of the arc looking awesome.
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>>26423711
So tackle her, and use Blut Vene just in case?
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>>26423687
>>26423701
> Hime got mad someone threatened us
NOPE NOPE NOPE FFFFFFFFFFFFFfff-
What have we unleashed?
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>>26423650
Block it with Zangetsu, yell out a warning.
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>>26423713
that's not Hime.

Tsubaki's black, with an orange/golden glow.

Suzumebachi IS gold.
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>>26423687
She'd drop her killing intent and have no penetration once we get in the way
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>>26423732
it seems a good time to drop our blacks for out fine ass white suit and damn good black cloak.
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>>26423650
"GET DOWN!"
throw our Shinigami uniform in the way
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>>26423720
>>26423738
Tackling may get us stabbed.
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>>26423726
We just took down Kenpachi Zaraki.

If we don't want to fight her, and in fact effectively surrender, she's not going to just fight us anyway.
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>>26423726
She also has great sense motive. She can probably tell we're being honest here, which counts for a lot, especially considering what's going on.
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>>26423726
I dunno. A lot of weird shit's happening. By keeping us with her she's making sure there are less uncontrolled variables going around.
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>>26423741
>>26423701
>>26423687
Interesting, I hadn't considered that.
Ya lets move her out of the way.
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>>26423755
By Soi-Fon.
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Rolled 9

>>26423650
block with zangetsu's flat
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>>26423650
get her to notice, block with Zangetsu
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>>26423701
I REALLY don't think Hime would fly off the handle right after we succeeded in talking her down.

Odds are its this little bitch, because Zanpakuto Rebellion.
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>>26423755
I said push her out of the way and keeping ourself safe at the same time.
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>>26423738

Make sure we at least shout a warning of some sort, at least.
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Rolled 4

>roll me 1d20, please.
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>>26423755
We get stabbed all the time.

Also, Blut Vene.
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Rolled 18

>>26423777
oh boy
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Rolled 12

>>26423777
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>>26423782
by a thing if you get stabbed twice it kills you?
not yet we havent.
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>>26423655
just give her the D while she still has a "physical" body.

what would she be mad about? giving momo a new hope to live?
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>>26423773
Getting us both out of the way is viable either way. Blocking isn't necessarily.
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>>26423788
NOBODY ELSE ROLL
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>>26423788
>>26423791
Did we learn anything?
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Rolled 2

>>26423777
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>>26423788
No body else roll
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Rolled 3

>>26423777
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>>26423788
A winner is me!
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>>26423788
Works for me

>>26423773
Can't take any chances.
also I'd rub me weiner on it
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>>26423788
Awesome. That's plenty good
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Rolled 13

>>26423777
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>>26423788
This is good enough.
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>>26423797
Only if it pierces you.
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>>26423805
>>26423807
It's been like a minute since he posted, that much of a delay is unacceptable.
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>>26423797
It cannot pierce, we are okay.
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>>26423797
Twice in the same spot.So if we avoid presenting the same spot multiple times it's fine.
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Cos, seriously start a new thread with your next update or end it. We're too close to the bottom
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>>26423803
Nope.

Three rolls min later.
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>>26423655
unless she is still mid controlled i don't see why she would be mad at us.
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>>26423826
1697 posts. We've nearly matched our record.
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>>26423718
oh.. FUCK
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>>26423826
Bro, we've gone till literally the last thread before. We live on the edge around here.
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>>26423830
She's a prude, and we gave Momo hot premarital threesome dickings?
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>>26423830
She is mind controlled and is a bitch.
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>>26423745
The shield itself is yellow though, I think.

>>26423773
>>26423718
>>26423702
I really hope so...
WAIT, WHY DOES THIS GIVE ME HOPE? Guess "Orihime with no holding back" is just too terrifying...

>>26423825
>Twice in the same spot.So if we avoid presenting the same spot multiple times it's fine.
Looks good on paper, I'd like to not take chances though.
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Somebordy force refresh the archive.
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>>26423834
I thought our record was in the low 1900s?
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>>26423826
WE NEED TO BE CLOSER THEN
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>>26423655
Oh hello my little pretty pretty... I'm really going to enjoy cutting you up.
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>>26423855
Yep.
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>>26423854
>Somebody
Why not you anon?
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>>26423854
Done.
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>>26423870
>Why not you anon?
Probably doesn't know how.
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>>26423855
Eh, pretty close all things considering.
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2 left till we fall off.
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>>26423830
She's a huge prude and a self-important bitch.

We dicked Momo, and Hime, so hard we ruined the sheets and drove Chizuru into a drunken rampage that required magic to restrain.

And poor Tobiume had a front-row seat to the entire thing.
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>>26423870
I'm posting on a phone and it doesn't work right.
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>>26423883
Then he can ask how and solve his own problem.
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>>26423655
We can either seduce her, or give her an inspirational, stern and philosophical talking to.

Both have worked well for us before.
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>>26423888
We should offer to set her up with OMZ.

Bitchy prudes love suave older dudes.
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>>26423888
Tobiume *is* Momo, right? That means we can use more of the same to fix this without actually cheating on Momo!
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>>26423888

We also saved Tobiume and Momo from soul suicide at great personal risk, and we didn't have sex with her when she was at her most broken/vulnerable.

Maybe it counts for something?

She did bitch out Haineko for calling Momo an old hag.
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Requesting some full body shots of Ichigos inner Hollow and Muramasa.
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>>26423844
>>26423845
you know, we could fix this by having Hichigo give her and Homo some hot premarital threesom dickings
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>>26423913
>Tobiume *is* Momo, right?

No.
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>18
>blut

“Captain, look out!”

Her eyes widen as you interpose yourself between her and her assailant as you call upon Blut Vene to reinforce yourself. Where the sinter should have penetrated, its deflected by your powers as a small Bee themed spirit floats in front of you, looking shocked.

“H-How did you block me?!”

Soi Fong’s look of disbelief toward you is increased as she looks at the spirit.

“No, it can’t be? Suzumebachi?”

The spirit nods at Ishida and Neliel appear, Momo is in Ishida’s arms. However, now isn’t the time for a tearful reunion as two figures approach.

One is a girl in a shrine maiden outfit, the other is a brown haired man in a white furred coat, with purple accents.

The man smiles at you, appearing right in front of you faster than you can react, as he reaches in an pulls a black shadow out of you.

When the shadows clear what you see that he pulls out is… The Old Man Zangetsu.

BLEACH QUEST XXXVIII END
TO BE CONTINUED
(soon)
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>>26423917
>She did bitch out Haineko for calling Momo an old hag.
How is Haineko going to take the fact that Momo was able to reel in a younger man, while Rangiku is older and still single?
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>>26423913
In a metaphysical sense, sort of.

From a practical standpoint, no.
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>>26423917
"Compared to me... nothing else quite stacks up."
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>>26423888

she was mad.....because she was jelly?
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>>26423930
'Twas a joke. This is not a proper course of action, nor a proper response to a psycho Zanpakuto.
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>>26423913
I doubt Momo will like it if we bone her Zanpakuto
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>>26423931
Silly Muramasa,you fell for the decoy.
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>>26423931
fuckin knew it
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>>26423931
>When the shadows clear what you see that he pulls out is… The Old Man Zangetsu.

QUICK, ASK REAL ZANGETSU ALL OF OMZ'S SECRETS WHILE HE'S OUT!
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>>26423931
TIME FOR FULL HOLLOW
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>>26423939

introduce her to that young zampakto guy in the anime?
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>>26423969
Not a bad idea, actually.
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>>26423931
>Old man
Bummer, I wanted to bro it up with Hichigo.
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>>26423886
Cool, another ten minutes, or so.

>>26423913
>Tobiume *is* Momo, right?
Not quite.
>>26423939
>How is Haineko going to take the fact that Momo was able to reel in a younger man, while Rangiku is older and still single?
BADLY, THAT'S HOW! AAaaah-hahahaha.
Consequences won't ever be the same.

>>26423931
>When the shadows clear what you see that he pulls out is… The Old Man Zangetsu.
Muramasa either just won a jackpot or got rused HARD.
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>>26423931
But... but but.... but OMZ is our quincy powers and Hichigo is our zanpaktou

Kubo trumps the filler Cosgrove.... I DON"T UNDERSTAND
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>>26423931
So, shouldn't all of Soul Society freak the fuck out since motherfucking YWACH just showed up?
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>>26423993
The Old Man is faking the funk, he's only pretending to be our zanpaktou.

But he's REALLY good at pretending.
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>>26423948
but anon she has sex all the time, every time swords clash together they are doing it.
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>>26423993
Muramasa's powers have only been used on Zanpakuto, so it's not unreasonable that they might act differently with other spirits.
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>>26423939
Oh god Haineko is going to fucking HATE OUR GUTS.
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Force update the archive

anti quest trolls are making shitty threads to kill us
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>>26424005
Not a whole lot were around from those days if I understand the timeline right,
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>>26423931
OOOOOOOOOOOH *NOW* YOU FUCKED UP.

You guys know we have to, at some point, ask "Hey old man. Just how badly did he just fuck up?"
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Rolled 9

>>26423993
Kubo wrote the filler.
It's pretty simple
Hichigo didn't want to leave so he could take ichigo over
OMZ wanted a step outside.

>>26424005
No. that's 999 years ago.
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>>26423993

This isn't the first person OMZ fooled into thinking he was a Zanpakuto. He took the bullet for Zangetsu intentionally.
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>>26423993
OMZ has a mission
he needs to beat the hell out of Gin for being a bitch and not sexing up Rangiku
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>>26424005
Only Unohana and Yamamoto would recognize him.
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>>26423993
Well slight problem with that, are we sure he didn't pull out the hollow as well?
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>>26423993
Because Muramasa doesn't know that, and Hichigo and OMZ can work together.

So yeah, I'm thinking OMZ is actually on our side
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>>26423993
OMZ also likes to override Hichigo whenever he feels like it for reasons.

And Hichigo isn't JUST a Zanpakuto, he's also a Hollow.
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>>26424021
>anti quest trolls are making shitty threads to kill us
Huh?
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>>26424034
Please. Its to NTR Orihime away. Only he is deserving of his waifu.
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>>26424021
Fucking bastards. At this point, I'm *this* close to returning the favor from here on.

Do you know how many threads could be archived as "Generic 40k Masturbation Thread 123"?


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