>>26399584
Ichigo, please.

Because I like the pain.

>Continue Kurosaki Ichigo’s Journey

>>26399584
I'd like to continue Ichigo's journey first.

Switching back and forth seems good.

Rolled 18

Theoretical Plot Physicist here, I think I know what's gonna happen. We are going to end up having to work with Soul Society, and by extension Aizen to counter the rebellion. After which he will betray and steal Keigo, Orihime, and/or Chizuru to further his own ends. This is a wild stab in the dark here, unlike my previous RIGHT guesses so I make no promises. But it makes sense.
>>26399584
Ishida actually. We need to make sure we get Momo out before things go sour.

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Looks like quite a mess you've gotten into... and there's reports all over of strange spirits appearing too... How peculiar:


Can't keep track of all the weird wapanese names?:
bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Characters

Interested in some sightseeing around town?:
http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Karakura_Town

Want to be an expert like Cosgrove? Read the manga:
http://starkana.com/manga/B/Bleach

Too lazy to read? How about some /tv/?:
http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/bleach
It’s on Hulu too. Well most of it anyway.

Want more /tg/ related Bleach in your life? How about a d20 system?:
bleachd20.wikidot.com


Don't die on me yet.

>>26399584
>Continue /Aside- Ishida/

Ishida is good at stuff.

I like being good at stuff.

Kurosaki can take care of himself while we continue proving our SUPERIOR QUINCY TACTICS by easily accomplishing the mission and rescuing his girlfriend for him.

>>26399630
Whoops, dice persist in 4chanx, forgot about that. Must be careful.

>>26399584
>Continue Kurosaki Ichigo’s Journey
Can't have us get spoiled by Ishida's great rolls.

>>26399584
>>Continue Kurosaki Ichigo’s Journey
Will we be placed at the moment we left to the Ishida-interlude, or has time passed normally?

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>>26399584
This is a tough one...while I really want to see how we handle/diffuse/BLOODFORTHEBLOODGOD/Fight Kenpachi...I'm kinda curious to see how the rescue of Momo goes...

Tobiume is out and about, and putting the hurt on her. But we have Ishida, Hiyori, Neliel, Mila Rose, Chad, Tatsuki, and Keigo. It should be a simple matter of running interferance and getting out of dodge with her, or sticking around as the sounds of a court of pure souls in peril as swords start attacking wielders...

Tobiume can't be the only one active right now, heck, to get to Tobiume whoever freed her/controls her had to get to all the Swords held for the Executed/those in the maggots nest...before Tobiume went after Momo herself...

Shit...imagine all the Maggots Nest ex shinigami's swords out and about.

Can't decide...must think...also,

FUCK YEAH BLEACH QUEST

Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb and will be updated and fixed on Sunday.
>>26399584
>Continue Kurosaki Ichigo’s Journey

>>26399584
>Continue Ishida's Quincy Adventures

Also, I was gone by the time you switched perspectives last night, but I wanted to say that doing the smash cut to the other party really felt like Bleach. You continue to impress Cosgrove!

>>26399584
Ishida

>>26399584
Ichigo

We did amazingly well as Ishida last night (little disappointed his inner view on things doesn't seem to have changed to reflect his exterior persona)

Now that we've had time to think on it; I believe we can get out of the Kenpachi, Soi-Fong thing if we just "act natural" and don't panic...

Although there's a good chance Whitey may decide he wants to go for a walk right now; but that's all part of the fun... not to mention this is Chizurus fight anyway.

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>>26399584
Full speed ahead on the Ishida wagon!

>>26399584
>>Continue Kurosaki Ichigo’s Journey

>>26399584
>Time for Ichigo to /fight/ Kenpachi

Seriously, I just want to see if Zangetsu goes wonky on us and how Kenny reacts.

>>26399584
Ichigo because Zaraki

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>"Squad B has arrived at destination. There are complications. Assailant designated "Tobiume" has downed the asset and potentially raised the alarms."
>"... commending with extraction."

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>>26399661
Also, food for thought with Rebellion going down.

This hasn't been destroyed yet.

This is right over there, clear path less than two football fields away.

FUCK.

>>26399741
oh fucking christ we're going to have to fight a phoenix

>>26399584
Ichigo because I really want to see another captain-level fight.

>>26399758
>>26399741

... wait. Wasn't Arturo trapped in the Sokyoku?

>>26399692
Nice!

Wait. I missed a page 1? Noooooooooooooooooo.

...fuck. How does that thing even...what is it really?

Could this be the Soul King's Zanpakuto? I'm assuming the released form we've seen is roughly equivalent to Shikai.

>>26399698
>"If you weaklings don't want to fight then Ill MAKE YOU FIGHT!"
>Swings
>Hichigo in a dustcloud blocking Kennys blade with one arm
>"Hey partner... I've been waiting for some fun."
>Standard gasp/ zooms
>unsheiths sword
>"Hope you don't mind if I cut in; you can watch from that hill over there."
>Splits sword in two
>"But I don't want you looking back too soon. It'd spoil your Bankai."

>>26399758
And we don't have a Shihoun tabbard and seal this time.

So fucked.

>>26399741
...Is there anyway the Sokyoku -doesn't- count as a zanpaktou?

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Somebody posted this earlier this week, and Imma repost it cause it looks neat

>>26399584
>Continue Kurosaki Ichigo’s Journey
time to die horribly to Bitchninja

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>>26399768
Underneath it, not IN it.

We still may have the same problem regardless.

>>26399772
Pages one is right here.

>>26399768
...great. Shattered Blade can be added to our list of Simultaneous Plotlines.

>>26399777
Why do you keep calling him Hichigo, jackpot man?

>>26399741
Oh god...

And if we're doing the movies too... we might be doing games... Fucking Arturo.... FUCK.

also the Keigo/ Aizen thing now confirmed for a feint to throw us off Muramissa or however you spell it's scent

>>26399692
Did you add the shirt for artistic license?

Or did we not give it to Chizuru yet?

>>26399758
Could we instead use it as a diversion to keep Old Man Genocide off our back?

>>26399816
....what shirt?

>>26399758
How can we control this thing? What happens if we swordception it?

>>26399686
Well yeah, Soi-Fon is easy.

She's probably just suspicious because she sees Kenpachi and his best men heading right towards a group of strangers.

If a convenient explanation is presented for why this is happening, there shouldn't be a problem.

>>26399796

Hichigo X Homo OTP.

HAHA! BLEACH QUEST AND I'M DRUNK AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!

>>26399584
Ishida; I've been dying to get all up in that since early this morning.

>>26399786
Yeah that is a good one, I re-posted it a few threads ago hoping it would be indicative of what would happen if Orihime actually mastered her fullbring and could do more things with her reality warping fields of Negaccion.

Restating a theory: Hachi's special barriers that he mastered after Hollowfication are a mix of Kido and Negaccion. Orihime's powers are, as a full bring, hollow in nature and are in fact a specifically applied form of Negaccion. With more creativity and evolving her full bring to it's final form...she should be able to pull out shit like this, internalizing power and manifesting a magic staff of Shun Shun Rikka powerful enough to go toe to toe with Bankai Ichigo.

>>26399824
Ichigo's? I thought he put it on Chizuru because her clothes were severely damaged.

>>26399835
>>26399686
guys, did you forget that time might progress as we play other characters?

Which means we may already be fighting the captains.

>>26399802
>>26399793

I want off Mister Kubo's Wild Ride!

>>26399849
I'm still waiting for when she gets the idea to use her "healing" powers to reject something out of existence entirely.

>>26399835
I almost want to try and have Ichigo notice her and beg her to help so we don't get killed (keeping in squad 4 character)... but then again she's head of the detention division and we don't want her near us just in case.

>>26399824
Technically for his entire week in HC after arriving at the Cave, Ichigo had been topless, for unintentionally maximum swag.

>>26399849
That actually makes some sense. Negaccion probably means something similar to "rejection." Hollows don't apply it to healing or attacks, of course, so we don't know what its true capabilities...yeah, I can see her powers being related somehow.

>>26399584

Ishida please

>>26399824
I think we were missing the top half of the shinigami uniform at the time. Pretty sure we'd given it to Chizuru, but maybe we didn't start going around bare chested until Bel and the Tres had become Arrancars and needed clothing.

>>26399863
Well since we can't split screen; I'm willing to bet our Ichigo scene will start with that explosion Ishida witnessed from Tuba-uumee on the hill; which convenient enough for us can help get us out of this.

>Counting votes and writing.

>>26399584
strawberry time

>>26399851
Chizuru only gets the shirt once she wakes up.

The fight happens before that.

By the way, possibly another three pages in this- the last of which will be Ichigo and Harribel sleeping on each other.

>>26399847

No, anon. You are wrong. You can stop you, or you can play a drinking game.

Everytime someone writes a name without a specific vowel accent or mispells a japanese name, take a shot.

So if I write Sokyoku, take a shot. This is a terrible idea, I shouldn't be suggesting it.

>>26399863
Technically it could just mean that no matter what happens, there's gonna be an explosion.

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>>26399909
Actually, that's incorrect. Ichigo used it as a pillow for her when he arrived at the cave.

>>26399840
>Hichigo pops up on the hill; Ichigo following
>Hichigo standing next to Tobiume smiling
>Ichigo: "The hell? MOMO! Who are you?! DID YOU DO THIS?!"
>"Oh come on partner... you don't even recognize your girls own zanpakuto? That's pretty low."
And then at some point Hichigo betray's her and stabbs her through the gut then kicks her off his blade and the hill before demanding we pick Momo up and run.

>>26399584
Ishida, please.

Let's resolve the Momo crisis first and foremost.

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Guys... I realized something that made me sad.

Rukia is currently at Kuukaku's place.

Which means we might not get to see Best Zanpakuto unless Rukia pulls a stupid and rushes into the Seiretei for some reason.

>>26399957
Clearly Gale is giving us the version of the story that Ichigo would tell his grandchildren (minor censorship) were he to survive the Kubo.

>>26399920
I don't know Japanese well at all so it won't work.
I will however be taking two shots for each crit.

kek

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Someone requested a redone Mr. Hueco Mundo. Reposting this from last night (as you can see from my style, I'm not Gale)

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>>26399997
>two shots for each crit.
Godspeed, brave soldier.

>>26399986
Alternatively she materializes there and goes on a tear before being curb stomped by Yoruichi and Rukia is shamed once more via Shiba house.

>>26399957
...artistic license it is, then.

I just really like drawing the shihakusho as a ragged black mass.

>>26399986
>No best Zanpakuto
>No reason to draw best Zanpakuto
.....FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--

>>26399997

YOU FOOL! No one's liver could survive that.

>>26399986
What makes you think the zanpaktou will only rebel within the seireitei?

Especially since Mirokumaru is a golden opportunity.

>>26400015
Also, any requests?

>>26399997
...You realize you'll be drinking two shots each for both 1's and 20's, right?
You realize this is Bleach Quest, right?

>>26399986
Oh, we'll meet her at some point. It just might have to wait until Momo isn't getting rescued from death row and her rebellious zanpakutou AND we aren't about to get Kenpachi'd. So, like, four to sixs hours, tops.

>>26399802
I doubt it;s a ruuse

>>26400029
RUSSIAN LIVER STRONG

>>26400015
Whenever I see this image I think of Scarface. I wonder if there's a Tony Montanna of soul society?

>>26400015
>Substitute Shinigami badge
Disgusting

>>26399834
Hichigo Becomes just our Zanpaktou, as we absorb the phoenix and it merges with our Hollow abilities.

>In before Gin "accidentally" shanks one of our party members from the shadows then rushes in to apologize and take us to the Squad 4 barracks sternly telling us to keep to the shadows before disappearing back into them.

>>26399849
Also, I really like the outfit

It's now my head canon for what Ishida made

>>26400043
Really tempted to ask for Ichigo clocking Urahara.

>>26400116
If it means saving him....

This is bad, this is Azien plan B. You guy's remember the Oken right? How that it requires 100,000 souls and a spiritual enrich land to create the key and later learning that by creating the key, you create a person. Well we have Senna, the blanks and the valley of screams A.K.A: Azien can make the Oken through Senna. As for the Hogyoku, we know Azien has an incomplete and its probably lack one thing, DESIRE. Thats where Muramasa comes in. As the interlude earlier suggest that Muramasa is eating Hollows, he is fill with DESIRE otherwise known as hunger, while his wish over powers them. Azien take Muramasa and fuse him with his incomplete Hogyoku and then it will become whole.

>>26399870
>>26399849
>That murder hime post from two threads ago with Shiro

>>26400144
He can also make Muramasa go to Earth, control Benihime, and make Benihime tell him all Urahara's secrets.

>>26400144
....mother FUCKER.

Cosgrove, you bastard, if this is true...

>>26400163
I want to draw that post so badly.

>>26399888
Negaccion = Negation

not that hard.

>>26400144
>All this Keikaku

fuck

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>>26400144
And this time, no one will even see it coming.

>>26400172
It'd be pretty tough and take a lot of time, but if you can pull it off; that would be outstanding.

>>26400144
We also have enough evidence to put him away before he can get his hands on it. It'd be like that CoC game where the detective ignores the supernatural and gets more logical reasons for why the murders happened.

>>26400128
Drawing. I'm assuming this is right after he reveals what he did to Nel.

>>26400229
...What evidence? All we have is hearsay, with no hard proof.

>>26400229
What evidence do we have? The only thing I can think of is getting someone to verify that the security tape of Momo getting Hollowified by Urahara is a fake, and we'd have to do that now, while Aizen's Zanpakutou is on the fritz (assuming its' on the fritz that is...)

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>>26400144

Well fuck.

>>26400252
The results of the Visored aren't proof? The Hueco Mundo Army isn't proof?

>>26400305
There's no proof Aizen hollowfied anyone and Urahara didn't.

And how can we prove he conquered Hueco Mundo?

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>>26400144
...
...
...

Well, I'll have that next part up in a second, eh?

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>>26400144
Only one option.

>>26400318
Neliel's testimony.

"Here! We have a super hollow that can tell you all about how Aizen conquered their homeland!"

>>26400321
>Sound of QM hastily reworking key plot events

>>26400318
The best we got is the testimony of one of the people that the Soul Society knows was hollowfied against their will.

>>26400334
>Character Select
>Continue Kurosaki Ichigo‘s Journey!
>Skills and Perks! http://pastebin.com/etq4kyMk

Act casual
>1

>4: WORST CASE SCENARIO

You try to act scared like a Fourth Division member, or as casually as possible, but all of your hackles have been raised. Somethnig has to go wrong, you just /know/ it.

And moments later, you’re proven right as you see a giant of a man in a captain’s haori standing casually in your way, grinning at you as, from behind, Ikkaku and Yumichika come running up, chased by Yachiru.

And then, on top of a building, you see a short woman with a white haori with black hair, her bags short but the rest long, tied in cloth into two long braids ending in a golden ring, a sword horizontally across her back as she stares down at your group, suspiciously.

The man, Zaraki Kenpachi grins at you.

“Well, I heard there was my kinda person hiding out in the Fourth Division, you see. So I thought I’d give that person a look.”

He glances up at Soi Fong’s form, frowning.

“What do you want?”

Her eyes narrow as she smirks. “Oh, I heard a bunch of commotion, so I thought I’d watch. You don’t mind, do you Captain Kenpachi?”

Her voice is cold and mocking as Kenpachi shrugs.

“Suit yerself.”

He looks at the group, his eyes locked onto you.

“So, are you the one?”

Lie? Run? Cower? Fight? What should you do?

-”Ichigo, Ishida’s scouted out the twelfth Division. Hinamori isn’t there. What’s your situation?”-

You nervously cough, holding your throat. “Seems like there’s a lot going on around me.”-

-“Understood.”- There’s a slight pause.

-”Ishida’s squad is continuing the mission. He’s heading for the Senzaikyu.”-

The large, scarred Captain stares down at you. Behind you, Ikkaku remains quiet, staring curiously at your entirely different attitude and posture compared to earlier.

“Well? I’m waiting.”

>You have control

>>26400334
And is raising an army. Don't forget that. And the fact the visored aren't hollow and are just innawarehouse. And our testimony on what happened with Momo. and etc etc

As long as Aizen isn't around when we show our evidence, there's crap all he can personally do about it

>>26400321
So, Cos... we gonna have to deal with Arturo as well as everything else?

Rescue...
Memories of a Nobody...
Zapakuto Rebellion

Why not Shattered Blades?

>>26400348

>You have control

No we don't and you know it.

Cower. If we look cowardly he won't be interested.

>>26400358
Right, except Aizen never faked his death in this one. He's still running around in Soul Society, which is why gphe didn't show up to recruit Harribel in person.

>>26400348

Act nervously and bullshit our way out of it.

>>26400348
That lie from the last thread. About wanting to challenge Zaraki... lets see if we can find it...

>>26400348
Cower, and stutter, while trying to Hold chizuru back.

>>26400348
Sigh heavily, "Yeah, fine, you got me. I'm really not sure how I got into the fourth...probably a paperwork error or something.

So, you want to fight?"

No one will interfere in a proper match, so it reduces our opponents to 1. Besides, we wanted to fight Kenny, remember?

>>26400384
Yeah, but still, If he's on the other side of SS he can't do crap

>>26400348
>"Ok, I guess the act paid off and I have an audience with the legendary Kenpatchi Zaraki... Would you honor a lowly squad 4 grunt with a match?"
>Smirk at Ikkaku
>"Sorry, but I wanted to skip right to the main course."

Rolled 11

>>26400392
forgot my role

>>26400348
ENGAGE IN GLORIOUS COMBAT

>>26400348
"Well, I can't refuse a captain can I? But I don't want any interference, everybody else has to just sit tight and watch." mutter to Orihime "tell Yachiru what's going on, Momo'spart of her Women's Association"

>>26400404
...we aren't rolling. Also, we don't need your reality marble around here. Our luck is bad enough already.

>>26400327
we...befriend all the Zanpakutou?

also Am I the only one who thinks Hisagi is Bleach's Raiden?

He's very much a repressed "Jack," after all...

Or is ICHIGO the repressed murdermachine?

>>26400348

Laugh nervously, and, quietly, say "I'm not too comfortable letting others watch me fight.

I've been told it's frightening, and...I don't like scaring people.

I-If it's only one-on-one, I don't have to worry, but-"
Glance around nervously, specifically to our friends and the other captain.

"I don't want to fight here, if that's alright..."

Perhaps suggest that the rest of our group should go on ahead, finish the request that was asked of us by our captain - special emphasis on not wanting to upset Unohana.

>>26400348
Cower! Cower with the force of a thousand sons. IN CHARACTER REMAIN IN CHARACTER.

Blabber, half formed sentences. Anything to make him not want to try and fight.

Rolled 20

>>26400348
Rolling to shit pants

>>26400348
Tell him that if we somehow manage to avoid getting killed in this fight, he's making us a lieutenant at large with no responsibility accept getting strong enough to be fun to fight.

>>26400421
>Your natural 1 means you broke character.

>Badly.

Everyone rolling without being asked is a shitler.

>>26400427
Well, I feel more confident fighting him now.

>>26400394
>>26400398
>>26400407

Not in front of Soi Fong! Kenny doesn't give a shit about anything but she does.

Fucking play it smart.

>>26400348
>Collapse in fetal position, pulling the hat down over our head; begin sobbing
>"WHY DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS PICK ON SQUAD 4?! IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAAIRRRRR!"

>>26400420
Obviously.

>>26400427
...Crap.

>>26400348
adamantly deny everything with flailing arms and terrified looks

>>26400321
ah the sound of out Keikakuing the QM, and revealing it all to him

>>26400348

Crap...despite everything...deep down...our Ichigo WANTS to fight Kenpachi...he just has too. No, we remember Zen.

We have to play this uncool, nervous, and intimidated...but we do want to fight,

if it doesn't look like we can talk our way out of it...say "fine" but the street isn't really the place for this, how about somewhere private,

>>26400398
Heh.

But seriously, even if we REALLY REALLY want it, we might try to postpone or vamp for as long as possible...we've got a mission to think of.

Especially not under Soi Fon's watchful eyes.

>>26400442
see
>>26400437
We can't play it smart; the best we've got is to play it like Kenny wants it, but improvise.

>>26400348
Sigh

"Well, I suppose the jig is up."

Turn to Orihime, give her dramatic hug.

"I'm sorry princess, I know I made you a promise that I'd put my fighting days behind me, but if Captain Zaraki himself shows up, there's nothing I can do. Could you convey my apologies to Captain Unohana?"

>>26400468
This induced chuckling. Well done.

>>26400348
"N-NO SIR C-CAPTAIN Z-Z-ZARAKI SIR! I HAVE ABANDONED ALL DELUSIONS OF BEING A TOUGH GUY! PLEASEDON'THURTME"

>>26400427
...wow.

>>26400468
I like it

Ill kill you last

>>26400394
>>26400398
No fighting Kenpachi right now.

The goal is to go to the sparring area first, and allow the rest of our party, except probably Chizuru, to go on ahead.

>>26400427
Does this count?

>>26400348
>"... Ok Chizuru... I know you told me to try and be a tough guy... but I... I don't think I can keep it up any longer... I think I might cry..."

Dude, burn notice this shit. When character is broke, play the character harder.

>>26400518
Ok so we do all that; but insist on going to the dojo first so our team can get their work done and we can have our "highly anticipated match". Chizuru might be roped into it too though at least as a spectator.

>>26400519
Don't get cocky. We aren't going to successfully deceive Soi Fon with a single crit.

>>26400348
>>26400546
>Collapse on floor, start crying
>"I DON'T WANNA BE THE TOUGH GUY ANY MOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!"

>>26400546
Don't worry I've got us covered
>>26400427

>>26400519
Yes.

We've got a 20 for whatever we decide to do.

Which is why I say we lie our fucking asses off. We should at least get away from Soi Fon before we start fighting, because Kenny really doesn't give a shit about what powers we use. She will though.

>>26400518
>>26400468
yes, these-
We fight kenpachi ALONE.
Where nobody but the fight-hungry massacre machine can see our amazing powers- and if those powers would get us arrested, he's not gonna tell, because he won't get another fight.

No matter what, we fight somewhere else, away from Soi Fon and the rest.

>>26400348
well...there is only one thing we can do.
"Talking is a free action."

>>26400468
Oh god, considering how ridiculous Hime can be, she might run with this.
>[sobbing begins] No my love, I can't have you keep doing this to yourself! I know we need the money to take care of little Tsukishima, but you don't have to make it doing this! [sobbing intensifies]
>Wait what? I mean, uh it's a sacrifice I have to make, my dear

>>26400577
>>26400427
>>26400574
>lewis CK bit where he begs a guy not to punch him and the girl he's dating just leaves; but with Hime.
>"I... I can't even look at you."

>>26400594
With Mizuiro, it really is.

>>26400596
This would be hilarious. Support.

>>26400549
This is fucking Kenpachi Zaraki. All of Soul Society is his dojo. Besides, fighting here means he won't have to deal with people complaining about the rubble back home. Just shoot for someplace with low chances of collateral damage.

>>26400468
I like this. If we can incorporate the infodump to yachiro on the downlow...

>>26400348
"Captain Zaraki, Lieutenant Kusajishi. ...Captain Soi Fong.

I have an important question for all of you."

Grab Chizuru, wrap arm around her.

"You can tell that my friend is a woman right? Because Madarame... could not, and she's sensitive to such things."

>>26400596
Yes

>>26400625
>>26400596
Comedy might be the only way we can difuse this if we crit 1'd the in character bit.

>>26400596
>Tsukishima
pls no metagaming scum

>>26400593
Ideally we won't fight Kenpachi at all, and it'll just be Chizuru and us showing our stuff against Ikkaku and Yumichika.

>>26400625
Yessssss

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>>26400546

>going full michael westen

YES!

>>26400593
Supporting change in venue.

>>26400596
>trying to be funny with Kenpachi and Soi-Fon
death/10
This is retarded.

>>26400651
That's best case scenario. You never plan for best-case.

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>I heard that annoying orange haired kid was here
>I've been waiting all week
>It's too hot in here
>I wonder what Momo's uo t-
>Oh

>>26400348
agree to spar
And if we don't start off fighting Kenmy left-handed, I will be sorely disappointed

>reading results, then writing.

>>26400620
The issue is we can't fight effectively with Soi Fon watching, because most of the powers that put us on Kenny's level are either Quincy (Blut) or Hollow (General powerup, dice pool and Regeneration). Hell, even using Shunpo might tip her off, since we're masquerading as a generic mook.

And trying to just facetank him with nothing but our Swordsmanship is a great way to get fucked the hell up.

>>26400663
And just like him we never kill anyone even when it would make like easier and the world a better place!

>>26400694
but he didn't kill our father!

>>26400698
Then we take the bullet. We must complete the mission.

>>26400673
And pretending to cry is better?

Both Soi Fon and Kenpachi are good enough judges of character to know that that's an act, so we give them something that's mostly true.

Remember: they have no reason to suspect that infiltrators even exist at this current time, much less that we're them.

>>26400625
This is a good starting point. We can lay into Baldy for being incredibly insensitive and sexist in his treatment of Chizuru. In front of his Lt. and Captain Soi Fon.

>>26400695
do you need some rolls?

>>26400698
>Shunpo
>generic mook
They aren't mutually exclusive.

>>26400698
If we've caught Kenny's interest, then Shunpo might isn't an unreasonable ability. We might even be able to pass Blut off as a Zanpakuto ability or something.

>>26400698
>implying we shouldn't swing madly at each other, destroying Soul Society with our manly spirits

>>26400698
And Zaraki is not a retard. He'll figure out how strong we are even if we hold back, which means he'll stop.

Then we die.

>>26400698
The thing is that he has no reason to think we're worth fighting yet.

All he knows is "Ikkaku thinks this guy might be Squad 11 material"

As opposed to in canon, where he had

"This guy beat the shit out of Ikkaku"

>>26400730
>And pretending to cry is better?
Nigga what are you talking about? Don't assume that disagreeing with one thing means agreeing with another.

>>26400737
They are.
Shunpo is a high-level Hoho skill, as has been pointed out many times. Other may have a lesser form of it, but we are DAMNED FAST- way too fast to be a mook.

Friendly reminder that no matter what we do; we chose poorly.

>>26400651
The only way we don't fight Kenpachi is if we, and Chizuru, go down in lower level fights before Kenny decides its fighting' time. Kenny also has to believe that we gave top hose fights our all.

>>26400730

I can see it now...Soi Fon commenting on how our deflective mannerisms while trying to hide strength disgustingly remind her of *THAT* man.

...and it rustles our Jimmies. to the point where we say, in full contempt "Who might *THAT* man be?"

If she answers Urahara or Isshin...we might not be able not to hold our obvious anger over the comparison...oh the shenanigans that could be.

>>26400770
We really did.
In more ways than one.

At least we didn't choose as poorly as MonsterHearts Quest did.

>>26400741
*looks at Old Man Zangetsu* technically...

>>26400468
>>26400625
I'm a fan of merging these, if possible.

Goal is to diffuse tension, prevent Soi Fong from thinking anything's up besides general shinigami strangeness, and allow the rest of our party to continue towards the goal.

Guess Orihime will have to be the one to save our girlfriend ("our" referring to Ichigo and her, and not the /tg/ hivemind)

>>26400741
A blut-like ability from Shikai? Something like that would be rarer with Zanpaktous I think. Maybe, maybe we could pretend to be the second coming of Zaraki with his Shinigami tanking abilities? It fits since we're being scouted for the 11th.

>Seems like there's more for challenging than cowering.

>continuing the writing

>>26400770

I WANT TO GET OFF COSGROVE'S WILD RIDE!

>>26400787
Oh god what happened? Did their waifuharem ship finally explode?

>>26400777
>"... Ya I did hear that Urahara guy was kind of a dick from a few other people."

>>26400807
Hesitant challenge?

>>26400807
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>26400807
Cos consensus seemed to be the merge like >>26400795
said. At least as far as I read.
I want to idiort. I like both.

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>>26400807

You lie!

>>26400807
Challenging baldy, right?

>fingers crossed?

>>26400807
...No?

I don't think 'challenging' is an active description.

More just 'acknowledge Ikkaku was right about us and take him up on his prior offer'.

>>26400807
Challenge, yes.

But try to draw him away where we can't be seen.

>>26400807
Whelp we're fucked.

Am I the only one that remembers the point Kenpachi brings up in the canon fight? When Ichigo managed to injure himself trying to cut Zaraki?

>>26400839
the 2nd's eyes are everywhere

>>26400807
How is >>26400468
and maybe
>>26400625

Challenges?

Like we're not picking a fight with Kenpachi at all, right out of the blue, because that's really suspicious.

Just saying that Squad 11 may be a good fit for us.

>>26400820
No, it was a few threads back, when they royally fucked up with their darkest side and Raped Avril

>>26400807
[Fear intensifies]

>>26400777
If she answers Urahara, we need only don the hat, since it is now made of reishi

>>26400844
We're kinda over that bit though.

We actually know GT among other things at this point; Ichigo at the time didn't.

>>26400807
Define 'challenge'?

Do you mean 'challenge Kenpachi, right here, right now?'

Because I don't think that's what most people are saying.

>>26400865
But the hat is a post-SS thing.

She wouldn't recognise it unless she's seen him since.

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>>26400844
Fortune favors the brave...also, it's Kenpachi Time.

>>26400807
Remember Ichigo, this is a sneaking mission.
>Immediately run into trouble
>It's the best captain to fight, the worst captain to fight, a third seat, a fourth seat, and lieutenant Shoulderkitten.
>Yup, speed still set to FULLKUBO.

>>26400865
but anon, we've been wearing the hat.

>>26400895
Holy shit that actually looks half decent.

>>26400912
It's from the Rock Musical, same as the Momo Ichigo gif I posted earlier in thread.

>>26400895
Why the fuck would the big man himself challenge us right here right now?

You think he does that to every recruit?

>>26400844
Oh I remember it. I'm just hoping it provides sufficient motivation to OMZ to get us into some time stop training before all the zanpakutous (except Kenny's, his is too busy screaming in agony to here the siren song of rebellion) go nuts.

>>26400895
... what the hell does that middle strap on the eye patch even go to?

>>26400906
...this maybe part of the reason she's here
Oh she mad

Come on Zangetsu... rebel and save us you white dick!

>>26400931
Not every recruit punches Ikkaku motherfucking Madarame into a wall.

>>26400935
probably connects to the other strap on the back side

>>26399661
>Tobiume can't be the only one active right now, heck, to get to Tobiume whoever freed her/controls her had to get to all the Swords held for the Executed/those in the maggots nest...before Tobiume went after Momo herself...
>Shit...imagine all the Maggots Nest ex shinigami's swords out and about.

...Dear fucking god I hope Cosgrove hasn't considered the ramifications of that.

>>26400952
Chizuru did that, and it was a perfectly rational response.

>>26400958
well he has NOW

>>26400958
he has now

We are raiden, still the best at sneaking right?

>>26400870
That's the point!

The moment we land an attack, any attack, our cover is gone. Kenpachi will see us BEING ABLE TO HURT HIM AT ALL, and deduce we exist in the same weight class as him, and so will every seated officer and anyone that knows how Zaraki fights. He'll then notice us trying to underpreform and start bringing up the heat to force us to start revealing trump cards left right and center to just fucking survive, which means with Soi Fon being in the vacinity, instant death.

Fighting Kenpachi at all just serves to destroy our cover and reveal to everyone that there are invaders in SS.

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You let out a sigh, tilting your hat and looking up at the sky.

"Well, I suppose the jig is up.

“But first….

You shrug before putting an arm around Chizuru’s shoulders.

"Captain Zaraki, Lieutenant Kusajishi. ...Captain Soi Fong.

I have an important question for all of you."

They look bored, interested, and suspicious.

"You can tell that my friend is a woman right? Because Madarame... could not, and she's sensitive to such things."

Behind you, Yumichika starts laughing as Ikkaku stomps his foot. “It was an honest mistake!”

You let go of Chizuru and go over to Orihime, giving her a hug, dramatically.

"I'm sorry princess, I know I made you a promise that I'd put my fighting days behind me, but if Captain Zaraki himself shows up, there's nothing I can do. Could you convey my apologies to Captain Unohana?"

She hesitantly nods, clutching at you. “We’re a squad, no matter what happens we’re not leaving you behind. Got it?”

Zaraki shrugs.

“Whatever. Alright, Ikkaku, you said there was potential here, so give us a show, alright?”

Ikkaku smirks. “I knew my instincts weren’t wrong. Just a moment.”

And then he begins to dance, oddly. When he’s finished, he nods at you.

“Alright, Hirako Zangetsu, show me what you’ve got!”

>Roll me 1d20 combat. Actions?

>>26400971
And we'/re travelling with Chizuru. And we completely blew out cover when he showed.

Also, it's the actual doing of the punching Ikkaku in to the wall, not that punching him was a reasonable response. Dude is hardcore, man.

>>26400979
Except there is no sane reason for him to think we could even be seated officers, much less capable of challenging him.

All he knows is that Chizuru sucker-punched Ikkaku.

WE haven't done anything yet.

Rolled 11

>>26400983
Rider Kick

Rolled 8

>>26400983
LEG IT

Rolled 20

>>26400983

Suggest a alternative venue.

Barring that, stick to the basics of cqc.

Rolled 19

>>26400983
Feel him out. Find his power level. Don't do anything flashy just yet.

>>26400983
>Actions?
"What the hell was that dance?"
Then ready Zangetsu.

Not even gonna bother rolling this time.

Rolled 4

>>26401012
we no longer have the option-Kenny wants to see a fight

>>26400983
Bullrush his ass and start swinging. Swordsmanship only, nothing fancy.

Rolled 3

>>26401018
>>26401015
WELP

That said, I am in favour of just beating the shit out of him with CQC and RIDER KICKS.

>>26401015
As long as we don't [redacted] we'll be fine.

Instant success is instant apparently

Rolled 16

>>26400983
feint in low then sideswipe, when he blocks it, kick him in the dick

Rolled 2

>>26400983
>Hirako Zangetsu
We really used that after all huh?

We play defensively; we're squad 4 after all. Keep calm. He's just a third seat. We did... okish against a bankai'd captain... this is just a 3rd seat,

>>26400983

Lets do this in the least flashy and most efficient way possible.

The 3 D's. Disarm, Dislocate, Disable.

We CQC this and do not draw our sword. Disarm, put his arm behind his back far enough to pop, force to ground after kicking out legs face down.

Rolled 8

I'm going to roll because I haven't learned my lesson yet.

Rolled 8

>>26400983
nonlethal takedown like Nel taught us

>>26401015
YES!!!!!
Also, we have learned well at the hands of our master.
"Dancing isn't a free action."

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>>26401015
Zangetsu PUNCH!

Attempt to defeat him, without drawing your sword. With Nel's training, we can Do This. Impress Kenpachi, and get Nel Respect+ for doing so with her training

We got a 20 people, jeez

>>26401053
This
We make it as quick and boring as possible.

>>26401053
anatomy knowledge would be in character for medics

>>26401053
Beating up Ikkaku without even drawing our sword might just trip Kenny's FIGHT ME NERD instincts, because that is fucking hardcore.

>>26401015
>>26401018
The clown cannot honk if you disable his wrists.

>>26401063
Turn your dice off.

>>26401058
Not a crit failure! *Happy Dance* No corner of woe yet!

>>26400983
Shunpo once right infront/behind him, proceed to CQC him into the ground.

>>26401087

wait, I just thought, if we display skilled CQC in front of the Squad 2 Captain, that runs the risk of impressing her...

FUCK

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>>26401015

>>26400427
>>26401015

Does that previous 20 count as well?

Either way, I support boring CQC beatdowns.

Preferably while yelling about our OATH OF NONVIOLENCE or something.

>>26401068
Can we do this? Can we PLEASE do this?

>>26401106
No shunpo.

>>26401108
Pretty sure she thinks we're ryoka, why else would she watch possible 11th Division recruits.

Hey, did we get a briefing on Unohana's palpable aura of polite "I'll murder you dead if you don't shut up and do what I tell you"?
Because that would be funny as shit to imitate.

>>26401123
Nah, he already finished dancing.

>>26401108
>suddenly, Soi Fong goes from somewhat disinterested to oddly aroused
>ends up fighting Zaraki over who gets that weird 4th Squad scrub
>Ikkaku still unconscious

>>26401132
Boredom? Stopping Zaraki wrecking the area?

We *are* right next to her barracks.

>>26401126
Why? It ends the fight faster and the majority of Shikai wielding Shinigami can use it. 11th just doesn't like using it.

>>26401167
But then we might have to reveal our Shikai.
We need to only use swordsmanship and CQC

>>26401132
Because we're right outside her barracks?

>>26401167
Shunpo is low-LT tier. Seated tier. Do not advertise.

Rolled 4, 5 = 9

>writing

CQC, eh?

>Lucky Dance is active...

>>26401193
Our sword is always fuckhuge. Honestly they should know something is up just from that. It's clear we've achieved shikai.

>>26401167
We're pretending to be a nobody. Like the 2nd division nobodies Mayuri explodes in canon, only double that.

Incidently, I kind of want us to fuck around with Ikkaku with a made up chant for the "fist" kido. Despite knowing how badly that would look.

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>>26401108
Welcome to Squad 2 kid!

>>26401132
Well, the squad 2 and 11 barracks are like right next to each other, and when Kenny starts getting fight-happy right in your backyard you tend to get nervous.

>>26401159
Accidently seduce Soi Fong? MOTHER FUCKING WIN!

Guys; we ned to TRYHARD, but still throw this fight. If we show Kenny we're nothing special, everyone sighs at a waste of time and leaves; sure we might get stabbed up, but the mission must continue.
If we win; well then Kenny and Soi-Fong get involved.

>>26401213
and baldie goes down!

>>26401213
...goddamn dance.

>>26401159
It's not even Yoruichi's CQC techniques, it's NEW. still perhaps hundreds if not more years old, Goat Style.

>>26401213
>Lucky Dance is active...
Steal our crits? You fucking asshole.

Cosgrove, we better not be staring a mirror.

>>26401159

>AUGH!
>What's wrong, Gin?
>Soi Fong and Kenpachi were fighting over who was going to fight the kid, when thing led to another...:shudder:
>How horrible for you, let me watch in your stead, need to keep an eye on things myself.
>...Dude, are you actually getting off on--
>Oh, shut up Gin! You have those titanic fluffy pillows, I need any form of arousal I can get, damn it!

>>26401015
Actually, if we can manage to take him down without showing any real battle lust we might jest leave Kenny disinterested enough to let us be. Not likely to work, but yeah.

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>>26401255
>Kenny x Soi-Fong

>>26401230
I don't think we can throw a fight against Ikkaku without making it REALLY obvious we weren't trying.

Even just taking our Shinigami powers into account, we're better than canon Ichigo was during the Ikkaku fight in every conceivable way.

Damnit Orihime, why couldn't you take the obvious chance we gave for you to go save our girlfriend.

Lousy supportive and loyal lover.

>>26401269
But that might interest Soi-Fong if she's not already suspicious.

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>>26401291

>mfw

>>26401307
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

>>26401307
Because she knows that Ishida's group is already on the way and the worst thing she cans do is lead a 2nd squad tracking/hit team right to them?

>>26401307
She knows we'll need to throw the fight and get all stabbed up and that she'll have to fake using her rejection as her shikai to heal us.

>>26401311
Really, doing anything other than getting stabbed and bleeding out might raise her suspicions.

We just have to pray whatever action we take doesn't set her off.

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>>26401255
NO, just... NO

Renegade shippers like you are responsible for abominations like that Ilyasviel x Snape fanfic

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>>26400927
That gif is fucking adorable.

>>26400977
>Raiden
>Best at Sneaking
the RULES OF NATURE disagree with you.

>>26401224
Bakudō #10.5: Fist if the North Star?

>>26401342
>throw the fight
Believe in the /tg/ dice.

If anything can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, its them.

>>26401354
Or get inducted into Kenny's squad and hope that our vice captain can convince Kenpachi to keep Soi Fon from killing us.

>>26401251
Seriously?

>>26401405
>>26401251
This is a good thing. We NEED to lose.

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>>26401379
Just came home to find bleach quest~
>all of this
Fuck yes.
>lucky dance
Fuck yes
>Aizen's plotting
Fuck no.

>>26401213
>Lucky Dance is active...

WHAT DOES IT DO?

I MUST KNOW!

>>26401382
4th Seat is an open position.

Remember guys, Yumi never took the 4th seat, because he doesnt like it. The 4th seat officer became a Lt for another squad, as did the 6th seat officer, Renji.

>>26401365
>>26401291

>Implying I actually want to ship those two, joke aside

>>26401425
Well, in the original canon, it does nothing. Absolutely nothing.

>>26401365
...what the fuck? No seriously, what kind of twisted fuck would think of that?