One year and eight months ago, you were a Magical Girl. Sent over for a typical delivery mission to the Eighth Officio in America. Currently, you're trying to get some food inside you, until something happened that made you feel like you're back in Middle School, again. Trying your best to hunker down and eat your lunch without attracting too much attention. Friendless and alone at that table in the corner of the packed cafeteria, everyone else - including your own classmates - afraid to even so much as wave at you, for fear of being associated with the transfer student.
>>26388898The LOSER. The NERD. The weird kid whose family didn't even have enough money for a school laptop, who saved every yen she could spare so she could commute to the record store downtown. To listen to demo CDs, all afternoon, until it was either closing time or the store's owner finally took notice and ushered her out.You're not that kid anymore, but you recognize deja vu when it's all but cackling right in front of your face, after drenching you in the crotch with the ice-cold glass of icy, lemon-flavored realization.This has happened to you before. This exact same situation.The only difference was that back then, you were just a clumsy, tall rail of a girl who liked music too much, and your assailants a group of particularly-nasty upperclassman looking to make themselves feel better by stomping on the new kid. And when they knocked your soda over into your lap, you merely apologized and cried as they laughed.But you're no longer in middle school, now. You're not even in Japan anymore. And no longer just a harmless, bullied student, but someone who could, if they put their mind to it - take a tank shell right in the chest, keep moving, and then cut in half the tank that had the temerity to shoot you. With your left hand.And you're not even left handed.A fact that probably would be lost to your current aggressors at the moment - seeing as it's that same hand you reached up with and grabbed a handful of the smirking Eighth Officio member's hair. Using that as purchase to jerk her head down and forward - right into the deadly headbutt you've practiced a thousand times since then. The headbutt your friend and one-time savior taught you. A pink-haired friend, loud and cheerful and rough around the edges, who greeted you with a grin as you passed by the convenience store she was squatting in front of, a cigarette pinched between thumb and forefinger. [1/2]
>>26388909...You don't really know what happened to her, though. She just disappeared all of a sudden, during your second year. She stopped showing up at the convenience store, or any of the other places you've seen her loiter around in. Vanished, just like that. And no one seemed to remember her or her name.Except you, of course. You remember her name.Her last name, anyway.Kaneda.You also remember, of course, how she advised you to keep hold of the person whose face you've just slammed your forehead into, and to use that hold to follow up.And that's exactly what you did. Right after savoring the sound - and sensation - of the girl's nose breaking in the impact. Sure, it stung, and the headbutt did make your ears ring - but you were already moving, pulling the girl downward again as you stood up. Driving her face down into your plate of barely-touched mashed potatoes. The girl in your grasp squawking in pain and rage, spitting curses this way and that before being cut off in a wet, mashed squelch.Yes, this could be considered puerile, immature by your standards. Taking the low road, so to speak, a thing you've lectured your fellow Eversors for. But you don't really care about that. Not right now."An' when she's sufferin' the indignity of havin' her face ground into the table, that's when you give her what little left of her dignity back, an' throw her to her friends," You could hear her voice lecturing you in that thick Kansai accent she had. "'Ain't really right to hold on longer'n that. After that, well...it's up to you. Let 'er lick 'er wounds and slink away with her support group, or...y'know. Give her another opportunity to embarrass herself by throwin' down the gauntlet. One on one.""And then?" You asked her, eyes wide, voice hoarse from crying too much.She grinned at you. "An' then you have fun."[2/3]
>>26388909>delinquent Madokaall my money
>>26388917You didn't even need to transform, but you wanted to make a point. A single thought had your soaked, sticky clothes replaced by your costume - fresh, crisp, and smelling of mint and promised bloodshed - the energy gathered by the transformation released in a thunderclap of pressure, knocking over other glasses and billowing skirts and hair. With one hand still keeping your victim's head firmly mashed against your plate, you bite into a gloved finger, ripping off the magically-created white silk and grasping it flat against your palm.The moment you pull the girl's head back up - her face covered with clumps of processed, buttery potato - it's then that you deliver a roundhouse slap with your degloved hand, putting your entire upper body into the rotation. Your bare hand making a satisfying CRACK of a noise as it connects, sending the girl flying and into her clique - all of whom seem commendably quick-witted and loyal enough to catch her. She stands up, nose bloody, face coated in artificial butter - and you glove sticking to her reddened cheek, an adhesive palmprint of a bitchslap."You...you rice-eating, raw fish-huffing WHORE of a sparkle bitch," She spits, hand going to her own weapons. "You can't fucking DO that to me--""Satisfaction." You cut her off, growling out the single word in the now-deafening silence of the cafeteria. "I demand satisfaction."For a few moments, nothing. Not even a cough, or a weak jeer.Then."Fight." It started as a murmur from across the cafeteria. "Fight." The single word, spoken in English, starts to catch on to the rest. "Fight. Fight. Fight." A few moments more, and it's now being shouted, a single word mantra, a roared taunt, the baying of blood.[3/4]
>>26388942The girl in front of you now staring around her, wildly, through her mask of mashed potato. Seeing not only her fellow Officio mates egging the fight on - but also the members of her clique.This Officio, you grin. This fucking Officio."FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"How do you react?
>>26388909>>26388926Or maybe not?If so, two pink-haired characters is forbidden Decu! Unlike every other hair-color of course.
I love you Deci
>>26388917>>Despite everything, Sayaka and Madoka ended up as a friends anyway. My feels. Decu, why.
>>26388950[x]Acquiesce to their demands, of course. It's only polite after all!Might as well get the bitchiness started already.
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDbEbook will be updated Sunday, and Prose Magia will be fixed then too.
Don't fight her. She knows she's outmatched, if we can just shrug it off and leave like she's nothing she's humiliated and we're not on the hook for it. As much as we are now, at least.
>>26388917>>26388942>>26388950Malal will be so disappointed. We played right into Kirika`s Hands. [x]Feel ashamed because it was you and not Kirika who stirred shit up
>>26389021>Don't fight herDid you miss the part where we just challenged her to a duel?
>>How do you react?[X] Well? What are you waiting for?!
>>26388955I take it you missed the Malal reveal during the witch barrier arc.
>>26388950>Pick up table.>Wield table.>Use table on girl.
>>26388950[x]We may have thrown down the gauntlet, but let's give her a chance to make the first move. If she wants to leave in total shame, we'll give her that chance. If she makes a move against us, we're doing to send her to the Meguca ER room.
>>26388950[X] "Well?" while radiating pure confidence.
>>26388950Let the bitch make her choiceIf she does then make her regret it and mop the floor with her hand to handDon't bring weapons into it unless it becomes necessary
>>26388950[x] "So what are you, a bitch or a coward?"
>>26389037Of course I know about Madoka, the accent throws me off. I don't remember her having Kansai accent, but it might just not have stuck.
>>26388950[X] "You must accept my challenge first, only then will a bury you."
>>26389027>Duel>Her cronies are around>her whole fucking Officio is around>Thinking anyone will respect thatAlso: Delinquent Meduka is now mai Waifu.
>>26388950>Kaneda.She was right there the whole time....>[x]"Do you have any fight left? Or have I smacked it all out of you."See if that bitch can back up her words
>>26388942[x]Find cake.Pull sword from it.Mashed potato is ruined now.
>>26389071>>26389071The Madoka of this time line had a vastly different childhood than the original one. For one, different last name. Secondly, tiny pink haired delinquent girl.
>>26389083I bury you*Fuck
>>26389112Yeah, but we heard her speaking without Vox during the witch barrier didn't we? I figured I'd have remembered that strong an accent - obviously the other stuff fits fine.
>>26388950Be polite, you're the challenger after all.Give her the first shot. And your most bloodthirsty grin.
>>26389086From how even her "cronies" are shouting FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT, I think they fully expect this magical girl to handle it on her own. Helping her would just make them all look like pussies, so I think we're in the clear.
>>26388950Wait and see how she responds. We might screw up the mission if an all out brawl breaks out
>>26388950[x] "Well, what will it be? My pride demands satisfaction and nothing short of fisticuffs is going to suffice. Or shall we get leave of our superiors and make this till first blood with blades. Your choice, cur."
>>26389128I guess the vox kinda kills the accent when it processes speech. The only other one who has listened to her without vox is Midori and she probably didn't find the accent unfamiliar enough to remark on it.
>>26388950>How do you react?[x] "As far as I'm concerned, humble apology and new drink will do." said loud enough so crowd can hear you "But I'll go with whatever choice she likes better."Keep eyes on the bitch and get ready to dodge in case she attempts some sort of sucker-punch.
>>26389137>She almost cuts us in half>Our regeneration kicks in, slowly healing us in front of her eyes>Our most psychotic grin stays firmly in place>"Please miss, may I have another?"yesssssss
>>26389147Hmmm, perhaps.Kansai-ben delinquent Madoka is definitely a good combination though...
>>26389162I do hope she doesn't have some sort of bullshit anti regeneration weapon.
>>26389162No no no.>"My turn."
>>26389137I don't think we can NOT do this.
>>26389162Isnt Sayaka normally against wasting magic, since she shares Seeds with Kyouko?
>>26389172She can deal with that afterwards. Sayaka can cut pain receptors down, though as Kyubey said, it "makes you slower to react". An easy kill is simply to get stabbed, make sure nothing too vital is hit, and stab them back more securely while their weapon's engaged.It's fine as long as long as you care more over stabbing the fuck out of the other guy more than getting stabbed.
>>26389172That'd be one hell of a coincidence.
>>26388917>...You don't really know what happened to her, though. She just disappeared all of a sudden, during your second year. She stopped showing up at the convenience store, or any of the other places you've seen her loiter around in. Vanished, just like that. And no one seemed to remember her or her name.>Except you, of course. You remember her name.>Her last name, anyway.>Kaneda.Uh wasnt Malal named Kanade Madoka not Kaneda? Does this mean that there are two shorthaired badass Meducas running around this timeline? And if Decu just had a typo then all the Implications make my head overheat.I mean, god damnit Malal, why did you never tell Sallaka? Just like taking Kirika along with you, this is one of the decisions that are Kharn-Levels of stupid! Also, lets sum that up: This worlds Kanade Madoka made a wish that turned her not into god, but into Psyker-Freakshow in a leathersuit, she is the right hand of Kharn whose lust for battles is only diminished by her lust for pantsu and may or may not have had a secret crush on Kharn in the past before she was killed by a possibly crazy or just plain retarded monster Kharn just like the majority of the Culexus-Hikis to do.. stuff, which only Kharn survived who continued to be pantsu-on-head retarded even after being shoved off to Siberia.Did summarize that well or did I forget something?
>>26389229I think thats a typo.
>>26389229No, it's Kaneda.From thread 85:>In any case, your further squirreling about the package reveals what looks like a small white envelope, unsealed. Inside is what looks to be a small wallet-sized picture of a girl with pink hair and crimson eyes, wearing a magical girl costume that was very, VERY familiar. It was obviously a self-taken photo, seeing as the girl was holding a smartphone up with one gloved hand - the other holding a sideways V sign with her fingers over her right eye. A forced smile on her lips.>You turn the photograph over, and you see something written at the bottom. >>No one must know my secret.>>Kaneda Madoka
>>26389246>>No one must know my secret.Welp, we have our reason for why she didn't tell Sallaka. Her identity was apparantly supposed to be a secret?
>>26388950I go to sleep for one day and this happens. Never change /tg/, never change. >>26389259Maybe Malal/Kaneda didn't want to drag anyone else into the mess apart from the one directly responsible? (Chiaki/Homura)
>>26389259I think that might have just been 'oh god why did I do something that cutesy my image will be ruined' rather than for 'PLOT and also DRAMA' reasons.
>>26389275>DRAMAI think we have found another password
>>26389142In Santa Destroy? Getting into a fight is probably the only way we are going to score any prestige with these glorious fuck-heads. Look at them!
>>26389190At this point, Sallaka gives absolutely 0 fucks.
>>26389271Hey, it's pretty in-character here. If we were Chiaki we probably would have just kneecapped her instead.
>>26389259Why? That would only made sense if-... HOLY SHIT. The Bastard cat knew! He fucking knew! Of the connection between Kaneda and Pinky and he wanted to hide it from the other Officios and the other dickbutts! That motherfucking spacecat! My mind is fucking blown.My mind
>>26389190Kyoko'd be cool with wasting it like this though.
>>26389305Oh god it makes too much sense.
>inb4: Sayaka ending up at ER not because getting stabbed through the chest is really lethal for her but because her regeneration kicked in and now the weapon's stuck in her ribcage
>>26389305I don't think Kyuubey knows Pinky's real name, though. Or what she really looks like.
OKAY SOWe're getting a gift for Kyoko, right? Maybe we should get one for the Warmaster, too.She likes skulls, right?
>>26389305One of the times we were talking about Pinky with Coobs he did have a few pictures of Malal up, We all thought it was pinky.Give me a sec to find it...
>>26389305Don't forget:HE ALSO KEPT IT A SECRET FROM PINKY, SINCE SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHO MALAL WASGODDAMN KYUUBEY YOU ARE A FUCKING MASTERMIND
>>26389298I never said it was a bad thing, did I?>>26389305>>26389338So many Shadowruns. Maybe the chained-up Walpurgisnacht back in Siberia had something to do with this?
>>26389329>There's a painting of her in the Santa Destroy OfficioI think people know what the Blessed Lady looks like.
>>26389259Pinky never found out>"She wasn't a nice person," The eldritchian horror starts. "I tried making friends one time but she suddenly did this thing with her stupid suit and everything hurt and she told me to stay away from you AND SHE MADE ME REALLY ANGRY SO I MADE HER GONE!" Pinky's words, already hurried and strained, became a stream of half-shouted, half-screamed shrieking that shook the ground underneath you. "I was gonna give her a Golden Weapon too, but she didn't want it! And she always kept her suit activated whenever she was around you, so I couldn't even talk to you even if I wanted to!">...Seems like Malal managed to even hide her real identity from even a crazed goddess herself. No small feat, but then again, if you could hide your identity from someone like Kharn despite being almost always together, well...
>>26389321Most weapons aren't that hard to remove. Just jiggle it a bit and rip it out. It's easier if you stop using your nerves for a bit, though."Hahaha, when you do it like this, it doesn't hurt at all!" after all.
>>26389338He also kept it a secret FROM HIMSELF if >>26389329 is anything to go by.
So Malals suit is based on a character named Akira, and in the series Akira, theres a character name Kaneda.Coincidence?
>>26389330Skulls (and panties) are only worth keeping if you collect them yourself.
>>26389357pinky = tetsuo
>>26389365Or if they're skull-shaped electronic toys.
>>26389355truly he is a mastermind
>>26389348There was a painting of her in Ahriman's (the 3rd? My memory is shit tier) as well.Want a bet there are more?
>>26389355see>>26389348>>26389392Pinky is awfully prolific. Someone as connected as Kyuubey is would be hard-pressed to NOT know what she looks like, especially since he seems to be actively running Pinky counter-ops.
>>26389378This begs a question - would panty-shaped electronic toys do?
>>26389331Ah, sorry, that's not right. It was when we were meeting with Coobs after retiring Kirika. Coobs had a picture of Pinky, and we only saw a glimpse of Malal a few minutes before that among dozens of other meguca profiles.
>>263894042lewd>>26389365>>26389378She could make a robo-skull out of it!
>>26389330Eh, Sayaka isn't at all fond of Kharn. Get something for Mami instead. It'll be thoughtful and nice. Also, Malal's secret is probably because the costume. Considering that Chiaki found the costume familiar when looking at the photograph, it's safe to assume that Madoka's costume remained unchanged under the Culexus suitin this universe. It really doesn't fit her image, does it? Kinda wanna see flustered and angry Malal in her default costume now, haha
>>26389407Come now, that's only, what? Half scale, at best? Probably one-third.
>>26389430>it'll be thoughtful and niceB-but... skulls! For the skull throne!
>>26389430It bears the question of why not-Godoka would have MG-negation/ anti-MG field powers?Whatever this can of worms is, it ain't pretty. :/
>>26389493Leading wildly different lives lead to wildly different life choices?
>>26389493>why not-Godoka would have MG-negation/ anti-MG field powers?Because her wish had something to do with "no more Magical Girls"?
>>26389493Powers are based on wish. If she kept Godoka's memories, she likely made a wish to limit Faust's power.In a manner that prevented Kyuubey from knowing who either of them are.Hrm.
>>26389407>>26389437Don't forget the matching pair
>>26389529>In a manner that prevented Kyuubey from knowing who either of them are.Where the fuck did you get that idea? Kyuubey's got a fucking picture of Pinky in his office, there's no way he doesn't know about the twin Madokas.
>>26389493Her wish was very different from any of her cannon wishes. She had a lot of time to think about it.From the 83rd thread:>"Dreams," Malal explains, tapping her temple with a gloved finger. "Always got them ever since I was a kid. Not the sort you get from eating too much before bedtime, stuff like that - but really detailed ones. Dreamed of myself in that getup, and I thought to myself how silly it is. Fighting monsters in a DRESS? Yeah, no thanks. So when the mutant cat came to me with the contract, I knew what wish to make. How to make it, too." She smiles again, seemingly full of pride.
>>26389540And yet he seemed perfectly happy with a Culexus Rank Leader who bore a surprising resemblance to the Meguca equivalent of Satan.
>>26389514Ehhhhh......>>26389520That's one heck of a way to subvert it, that blasted mutant cat.>>26389529If that's true, then maybe she was fractured the way Chiaki was during the Siberia arc?>>26389540Most likely. We do have a chained-up Walpurgis in our proverbial basement. I'd like to note that Kyuubey's also allowed a pension for retired Magical Girls, something that he probably wouldn't do unless he had a guaranteed steady supply of grief seeds.
>>26389565I'd wager that he recruited Malal for the EXACT reason that she's Madoka's local equivalent.
>>26389565Interesting, isn't it? Then again, we don't know if Kyubey even knew what Malal looked like.
>>26389561Apologies, I've got a mind like a sieve sometimes. >>26389585>>26389589Knowing that rat, he might probably know.
>>26389294Sayaka probably doesnt realize that shes engaging in Santa Destroy style diplomacy though. Picking a fight with the locals isnt exactly SOP for first contact with a foreign agency.
>>26389589Kyuubey 1. Recruited Malal himself, and 2. Has her picture without helmet on file.There is a 0% chance that he does not know.
>>26389589He must have known what Malal looked like.He had to meet her in person to contract her. She didn't start wearing her suit until after she became a meguca. He also has a picture of her, one that we saw after we killied Kirika. We just didn't know it was her.
Anyone got last thread archived?
>>26389568Well, there does seem to be a much larger number of Magical Girls running about. More Megucas means more Witches, more witches means more grief seeds.And without Walpurgis Night to thin the herds...
>>26389589There was a picture of Malal in his office. He knows. And there was one flashback, I don't remember who, that the narrator walked into Kyubey's office and Malal was already there, putting o no her helmet as the speaker walked in. Malal had meetings with Kyubey sans helmet. It would be safe to assume he knew what Malal looked like before they got a visual representation of Faust.
>>26389597It's alright. I've got the Ebook open right now to check these things.>>26389634It was archived, it's in the middle of the February threads for some reason.suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26305437
>>26389609No, she's engaging in Sayaka style Bitch-Emperor-of-Bitchkind-ery, with the pretence they bitched first.
>>26389639We're talking about close to a thousand Megucas from one Officio alone, with ten (or was it twelve?) Officios.Even if the numbers vary between those, it'd still make for a heck of a lot of Megucas to keep supplied with Grief Seeds, which may not cut it with simple hunting unless you've got witches up the wazoo.I still think he's "factory making" those grief seeds, so to speak.
>>26389682Twenty Officios, actually.
>>26389639ive also wondered. with say 2 thousand girls running around in japan alone. even if not all them are doing field work, how many witches would there need to be on a monthly basis for there to be enough seeds to maintain that number of active duty field agents? In major japanese cities where there are large enough populations for witches to congregate and feed. 1 seed ever 2 weeks at the least for each girl maybe? that is a lot. a lot of witch victims. a lot of grim dark.
>>26389682Decu said it was originally 20 officios, with some closed down/taken over/quit the business (YES HELLO THIRD)
>>26389682>>26389699I asked Decu about the Grief Seeds in one of the Q and A. Give me 5-10 minutes to search the archives for his answer.
>>26389699My point exactly. Kyuubey probably has to get those Grief Seeds somewhere else.>>26389701>>26389694>>26389706Much appreciated, folks.
>>26389568>>26389520>>26389493>That's one heck of a way to subvert it, that blasted mutant cat.This is actually something he didnt have anything to do with. In the series it was heavily implied that the wishes were fueled by your Karma and this is why your wish always came back to fuck you over: Because it created a karmic imbalance.Basically: The more unhappiness in your life = the more powerful your negative karma = The more powerful your wish = the more powerful the backlash. This is what was implied by the Mutant-Spacecat in the series, that Megucas fuck themselves over by making a wish when unhappy and the Incubators just use them to harvest the karmic energy.
>>26389718does he just have a ranch of roaming witches he cordons within a third world country? lets them have their fun with the unfortunate third world and send in girls whenever?
>>26389679Thats exactly what shes doing, I just that think that with super serious mission centric characterization shes probably going to regret letting herself get baited into this fight. The best way to get in good with yanks would probably be to beat down everyone in the place but I dont think blueberry knows that.
>>26389719In short: The House always wins. Kyuubey gets all of my hate even more now.>>26389737Well, we don't know much of MGNQ outside Japan sans the other Officios. Need to as Decu on that.
>>26389699If I remember correctly, most of them are not on actuve duty and do paperwork or whatever, so not consuming magic and don't need any grief seeds. That's why there is an active duty roster.And I think there was at least one officio that does witch hunting exclusively and probably trades the harvested grief seeds. Correct me if I'm wrong though.
>>26389706>>26389718Found it!>Oh, as for Q and A, How does Kyubey and the other officios get enough Grief Seeds to support all of their magical girls? Do the coobs just suck the despair out and reuse the same grief seeds, or are there just that many witches running around to kill? Is it just one officio that mainly focuses on killing witches and they sell excess Grief Seeds to other Incubators?>Part of the answer is secret, but I'll tell you what I can.>The part about recycling grief seeds is correct, but there are witches all over the world to fight, yes. There's also the deal with Officios having an active duty roster - at any one time, only a fraction of the Magical Girls in an Officio are using their Soul Gems. The rest are going about their daily lives, untransformed and not accruing any 'despair' but still earning money by doing other mundane assignments (such as research, clerk work, or even community service). There is also one Officio that is dedicated completely to hunting witches, but we'll get to that soon.
>>26389305Even if he doesn't know about Pinky, Malal still looks like the Blessed Lady pictures other characters have spoken to Pinky through.
>>26389786>Part of the answer is secret, but I'll tell you what I can.Walpurgisnacht.
>>26389786That's still a lot of Grief Seeds, even if you cut down the active duty Megucas down to a fraction.>>26389797Betting on it, and I'm no gambling man.
>>26389807Makes no sense.
>>26389821>giant moon grief seedSomeone is probably tapping into it and draining excess despair. If it's the size of a planet and spawned something of Faust's power level, I doubt it'd run out any time soon.
>>26389821First Officio is run from the moon.Faust's grief seed IS the moon.
>>26389749Malal knows.Malal always knows.Bitch probably planned it from the start...
>>26389849I thought i was just on the other side of the moon and fucking massive.
>>26389070 >>26389068 >>26389137Your pink-haired friend - your only friend during Middle School, at that - seemed to have a lot of wisdom and experience, even when she looked younger than you by a few years at least. She was way shorter than you, anyway. And her hair was cut in a rather boyish style that you always thought looked cute on her, despite how much it made her look like...well, a boy.With the stuff she talked about and the things she taught you...she might as well have been.Besides teaching you how to properly headbutt someone without hurting yourself too much - she also taught you how to play the crowd you'd be attracting if you took action. She knew that you didn't really have that kind of violence in you back then, besides that one surprise attack - and you'd inevitably get ganged up on if you let her recover. This was, of course, the same situation back then. As confident as you were about your abilities - you have no doubt that you could easily reave this cafeteria clean of enemy heartbeats if they let you get a blade each in both hands - but you remember that you're not Kharn. You're not Kirika. You hold yourself to a different ideal, even if it was a constant uphill battle.Kaneda taught you to intimidate. To not resort to violence - and murder - the first opportunity that presents itself. Looking dangerous is just the same as being dangerous - the only difference was that the former tended to involve much less needless bloodshed. Much less needless dying.You will not be the first to start a war between two Officios. You will not be the one to spoil this first meeting. You will not have that kind of mark on your record, and on your conscience.So, like you've learned - you're going to play the crowd."Well?" You ask the girl softly, gently, your voice carrying across the cafeteria despite the din. The shouting dwindles, then stops, the pregnant silence slamming down hard on the bloodthirsty crowd. "Are you a bitch or a coward?"[1/2]
>>26389868The crowd's jeers and catcalls make the girl's potato-ensmeared face redden. Her hand still on her holstered weapon, the joints of her glove creaking with how tightly she's squeezing on the grip. You could see it in her body language - she wants to do this, but at the same time she's...hesitant. Unwilling. Only now recognizing just what she's done, and is completely flabbergasted that you've managed to turn her entire home team advantage against her.You'd have let her leave with what little of her dignity remained here, but...well. She did ruin your clothes. Clothes that Kyoko bought for you, on the rare occassions she went with you during a shopping trip.Stepping forward amidst the jeers - the girl immediately backing away and bumping against one of her friends - you thrust your gloved hand right into a discarded slice of strawberry cake. You take hold of a familiar grip, before drawing it out in a slow, silken hiss. The brilliant blade of one of your manifested swords so pure, so sharp, that it sang as its edge cut the very air that you dragged it through."She's got a sword!" One of the Eighth's girls gasp, and the chanting starts again. Apparently thinking that you're about to turn this little encounter into a bloodbath.Americans.The chant stops dead again as you throw the blade over to the girl - a mere flick of your wrist sending it spearing at a downward angle, stabbing right into the floor between the girl's booted feet.The moment she looks up at you is the moment you spread your arms open."You know what? Here. Take the first shot." You couldn't help but grin the grin Kaneda had flashed you, once, before walking up and punching your bully right in the teeth."Take that sword. Cut me anywhere you want. And don't hold back."There's a moment of stunned silence before the entire cafeteria explodes in a long, loud roar of cheering.[2/3]
>>26389873"Play the crowd, Sayaka-chan. Anyone can win a fight, but winning the crowd? You can get your ass beaten to a pulp and they'd cheer for you no matter what. And whoever had the balls to fuck with you won't even have a face to show her mom."Amidst the cheering, it's here that the girl finally seems to capitulate. She rips your glove off of her cheek, before spitting on it and then throwing it at your feet. "FUCK YOU, WHORE!" She screams. "YOU'RE NOT WORTH THE FUCKIN' AMMO ANYWAY! I DON'T NEED THIS!"She leaves in a huff, pushing past the baying crowd, her clique in tow. Just like how your bully stormed out, covering her mouth while grasping the front teeth Kaneda had broken off.Deja vu indeed.The entire crowd slowly gets back to what they were doing before the altercation happened - but not without you getting friendly taps on the shoulder and your hand being shaken. You allow this to happen, trying not to appear too relieved that it didn't turn out to be a massacre - and how friendly they seemed to be, even after you practically humiliated one of theirs in their own headquarters. You even got a nod from a particularly-important looking Magical Girl at the far corner of the room - the insignia on her simple-looking black baseball cap, along with her coat, marking her out as the Warmaster of the Seventeenth....Well. You also avoided getting into a scrap with a Warmaster AND starting a three-Officio war.This day is full of surprises.With things more or less settling down, you walk toward the sword you'd just offered to your opponent, for her to cut your stomach open with - and it's here that you hear a voice behind you. Speaking in perfect, if slightly-accented Japanese. [3/4]
>>26389860That's what I thought, too. Hidden in the moon's shadow is that giant grief seed. But my memory is bad, too...
>>26389882"Heh~ So you're the canary we're sending down the tunnel, huh? Well, for someone who's supposed to be the thick, short-tempered prodigy of Kirika-chan that we've heard so much about, you didn't make CHA your dump stat."...What? What the hell is she talking about?You tap your fingers against the blade's handle, and it immediately disintegrates into nothing as you turn around, your cape unfurling behind you. Whoever it was wasn't Kirika, and it wasn't the strange girl from earlier.What greets you is...well, you're not too sure how to describe her?But the words 'thieving, scheming cat' comes immediately to mind.No, she's not an actual cat, but if anyone could have such a cat-like expression on their face...she had it. The kind of cat that smiled and purred while you petted it, all the while planning how to best disembowel you in your sleep....Same color of hair as Kyoko's, though, just cut in a relatively shoulder-length hairstyle with most of it tied in a neat blue ribbon. A rather slender, shapely frame encased in a brilliant sky-blue...china dress, was it called? Cheongsam or something. Yeah. A thick leather belt, much like Mary's, slung loose over her hips, with some sort of metal rod with buttons and ribbing and wires hanging from a metal ring attached to said belt.And amber eyes. A darker sort of amber than Mami's own.How do you react?
>>26389873>"Take that sword. Cut me anywhere you want. And don't hold back."[Kenpachi intensifies]
>>26389902[x] Well, we can't all be as charming and courteous as her, but I try.>that picthat's far too lewd, sasuga America.
>>26389902THE PICTURE APPEARS!>[x]"Who are you?"Sayaka's all blunt like that.
>>26389902Oh my, a Kohaku?Yes, yes, perfect.DO NOT DRINK ANYTHING SHE OFFERS
>>26389902Lewd, decu, lewd. [x]"I'm not the same person as the rank leader." Let's greet her at least, figure out who she is. Maybe comment on her good choice of outfit color.
>>26389902[x] Just avoiding a bloodbath, we came here to help people not hurt anyway. Now if you'll excuse me.
>>26389902>lewd>we need one of those dresses for Kyoko.[X] "You have me at a disadvantage, I hate that, Miki Sayaka and who might you be?"
>>26389902[x] "Yeah, well, the dumb bitch will probably try to jump me later. Hope I won't piss too many people off when I kick her ass."If this isn't the Callidus rank leader, I'll eat my hat.
>>26389902Introduce ourself and ask who she isSay we are slightly surprised at someone speaking such good Japanese being in the eighth, we thought they were all going to be cowgirls and crazies
>>26389902is that a god dam light saber?
>>26389987It's a vibrator.
>>26389992Well, that would fit the pic better to be sure.
>>26389902Wait is that-.. OH YOU SLY MOTHERFUCKER! Best Girl appeared!
>>26389873>Sword from the cakeYesssss>>26389902>Kohaku3lewd5me. And the cheongsam is Hisui's thing.[X] I didn't come here to start a war and that bitch shouldn'tve started something she couldn't finish. Who are you again?
>>26390055Only the best Tsukihime heroine
>>26390064You forgot your picture
>>26390055Best Type-Moon. Kohahu from Tsukihime.
>>26390064I don't remember her, is she from Mahoyo?
>>26390064A picture of a bloody alleyway is the best girl?
>>26390064She doesn't look familiar at all. Who is that?
>>26390055Kohaku, from Tsukihime.A maid for the Tohno family, the family that the game's MC was pseudo disinherited from, and personal servant of the head of the Tohno family.She is also a scheming, cruel, and heartless plotter on par with Gendo Ikari when she puts her mind to it, and she orchestrates the conflict of three of the five routes in the game
>>26390069I'm the writer of >>26390077And I want to give you a high five.
>>26390064There's nothing under that spoiler.
>>26389902[x]"We can`t be all like Kirika Kure."[x] Say it in a dry tone that makes clear that you would rather commit Sudoku than ever be like Kirika Kure.
>>26390087>and she orchestrates the conflict of three of the five routes in the game>Implying that Shiki didn't attack Arc because Kohaku was drugging his food
>>26390069>>26390074>>26390077>>26390081Fuck all of you
>>26390101I think she also gave the knife to the Arimas to give to him, on top of that, she is behind fucking EVERYTHING.
>>26390087>On par with Gendo
>>26390043>anyone from TM>best girlwonder if Sayaka can actually interact amiably with someone during the course of this trip (Malal doesn't count).
>>26390087>She is also a scheming, cruel, and heartless plotter on par with Gendo Ikari when she puts her mind to it>on par with Gendo Ikari when she puts her mind to itYou know, if you shrink the glasses and add a beard, Shiki kinda looks like Gendokohaku confirmed for yui. Evangelion now makes sense
>>26390123Remake soon, fellow Sacchinfag!
>>26390123Why is there a bloody hole in that wall?
>>26390142Oh really, When?
>>26390139Anon, Evangelion will NEVER make sense. Even Anno gave up long ago.
>>26390123>>26390064you seem to really like bloody walls
>>26390158I don't know why everyone says this. the series (at least the original series + EoE) is pretty straightforward
>>26390172It has plot holes the size of Japan.Literally. Literal holes that are literally the size of Japan.
>>26390160It's his fetish.
>>26390172God, fucking agreed. It's not rocket science, but people who are dumb and like the series too much(or those who hate it) just like to go lolololol it makes no sense.
>>26390064Thats a nice heap of dust you have there.
>>26390235And that's a nice addition to my reaction images folder you have there.
Decu you better give us a chance to recruit Sacchin into Chiaki's Harem of Suffering.
>>26390158Intended meaning: Meeting people is painful. Get out out of your basement and do so anyway.Actual meaning: pic
>>26390253Because we all know being artsy fartsy with imagery instantly negates any intended plotline or message a show has to offer.
>>26390249Sacchin is most likey in a golden weapon already.Dead and forgotten by time
>>26390277She's the 21st golden weapon.Even Pinky forgot about her.
>>26390276Some imagery is good.90% imagery is too much.
>>26390292Isn't It sad, Sacchin?
>>26390172The plot itself is filled with gaping holes, most of which are the result of poor exposition. The, characters, however, which are the whole point of Evangelion, are actually pretty darn good and well built.
>>26390277That is literally the ability her golden weapon gives her. she becomes the silence from doctor who
Makes me wonder how much of Kohaku and how much of Magical Amber she is, because jesus christ, Magical Amber is batshit insane.She has also the most terrifying magical power imaginable: Trolling.
>>26390158Protip: try marathoning it on acid.
>>26390384that was one of the best stories in the serie
>>26390395Weed works too.
>>26390395>>26390405My hold on reality is tenuous enough as it is.
>>26390402Indeed. And you know the funniest thing about the series? Many irrelevant side characters show up but Sacchin doesn`t.
>>26390431Goddamnit, Arc.Godfuckingdamnit.Personality swap scene was definitely the best
>>26390431I totally need to use this as a trap in a game in the future. This is like.. the best trap ever. Including the charsheet-swap if they push it.
>>26389943 >>26389968 >>26390050 >>26390099You glance at your ruined...lunch thing, then at your ruined glove, before shaking your head and looking back at the girl. You remark, dryly, that not everyone can be like Kirika Kure - and you say this with such dryness that it's obvious that you would rather throw your own Soul Gem into a blender than be like your rank leader.The amber-eyed girl in the fetching cheongsam giggles at this. "Hah! A sense of humor, too! And someone frank enough to speak her mind, even if the person she's talking to can easily relay such insubordination to her direct superior!" She crosses her arms underneath her ample chest, staring at you pointedly as if waiting for you to plead for her to look the other way.You disappoint her then by shruggiing here, returning her look - clearly conveying how little you care about being told on. What's Kirika going to do - demote you? One of her ideas for a disciplinary hearing is for you to fight her barehanded while she used her fucking claws. If you managed to get a hit in without being cut once, you got away with whatever you did scot free. Get even so much as a nick and it was spending a night locked in the Silent Room with three blades sticking out of your stomach.You've stopped fearing what Kirika Kure can do to you, is what you're trying to get at. "...You know what? I'll add 'stupidly brave' to your Traits," The girl says, still grinning, and apparently still going on with the RPG terminologies. "It makes me kinda miss home, you know? But then again, I've been here nearly all my life." She holds out a hand. "Amber. Amber Nakajima, Eversor. Miki Sayaka-chan, right?" You glance at her hand for a moment, before reaching out and shaking it. With your bare, ungloved hand. "Mary picked you up earlier, right? Did she make the Mickey Mouse joke yet?"Yeah. Yeah, she did. And called Kirika a spicy dish that originated from India.[1/2]
>>26390549>>26390603>>26390628>>26390636>>26390639>>26390645>>26390653>>26390660It worked, holy shit it worked.
>>26390549>>26390603>>26390628>>26390636>>26390639>>26390645>>26390653>>26390660>>26390661>Mfw it worked
>>26390549>>26390603>>26390628>>26390636>>26390639>>26390645>>26390653>>26390660Holy shit it worked
>>26390661"Hah! I should've known!" Amber giggles. "...Sorry about that. New Warmaster's still a bit new to this, and she's one of those simple types that really don't mean any harm to anyone but has a way of saying the wrong thing without meaning to. A bit naive, but she tries her best. Can't really fault anyone like that, now can you?"No, you suppose not. ...Wait, so she's actually Japanese?"Yeah." Amber blinks at you. "I...thought the last name and perfect Japanese would give that away." It's here that she suddenly switches to a stilted, almost stereotypical mockery of your native language - the overly-melodic, overly-elongated vowels of a typical American trying their best to get their tongue to work. "Or should I speaking like this day-soo ka? Nay, nay, Mickey-chawn? Mitsubishi, Sashimi, Nissan?"..."Aw, not even a giggle?" Amber's smile falls. "That usually gets at least a chuckle! Or a sensible chortle!"It wasn't very funny, anyway."Ah, well. Them's the breaks." The red-haired Eversor shrugs, seemingly giving it up for now. "Anyway, I got sent by Malal-chan to pick you up, lead you to where Operation Blackburn's taking place." She grins again. "I was having a bit of trouble picking you out from the other girls, here - we have a few visitors from other Officios too -" Amber nods at the Warmaster from earlier, getting a nod of her own in return. " --but you were kind enough to help out by breaking Cooper-chan's nose and embarrassing her in front of half the Officio."Well, you didn't come here to start a war, and that bitch shouldn't have started something she couldn't finish. You're glad it helped out, though."Hee. Well, I also thought you wouldn't like what they're serving here, so..." She takes something from behind her, and you spot it as soon as she brings it around. "Come on, you can snack on that while we blow this joint."An apple. Fresh, red, plump. Looks pretty crunchy, too.The same kind of apples Kyoko loved to chomp on.[2/3]
>>26390681She tosses this your way, and you catch it easily. "Here, snack on that. Should help with the dehydration and get you enough sugar for what you'll be doing."You thank her just as she leads you out of the cafeteria. After buffing it slightly with your new gloves, you take a large bite of the juicy fruit as you follow her deeper into the building itself. Heading towards one of the waiting elevators nearby. Your eyes somehow getting drawn to her rather curvy posterior, enhanced by the tightness of her dress and teased by the high slit of the dress itself. ...It's almost up to her goddamn waist, that slit. Quite a bold fashion statement....Probably would look good on Kyoko, though. You make a note to get something like this for her.You still couldn't help but examine her posterior as the both of you step into the elevator, doors closing behind you. She steps forward to press at one of the many buttons on the lift's control panel."It's really nice of you guys to fly all the way here to do this for us, you know. For Sabrina-chan." It's here that her voice loses its sing-song, lively quality - delivered now in a sincere, sombre voice. "Did Mary tell you that even our biggest silent room can't hold her any longer? Sooner or later, either the entire thing's going to give out or she will. One of them, anyway. Either way, it's bad news." She turns to look at you for a moment, before facing forward once more. "Thank you, Sayaka-chan."How do you react?Don't thank me. It's Malal's idea. I'm just here on an errand.Accept her thanks with the same sincerity and gravity.Grunt something in acknowledgement as you pull up her skirt to check her underwear. See what kind she's wearing, so you can buy the same for Kyoko.
>>26390688[x]Accept her thanks with the same sincerity and gravity.>that third optionTempting but no.
>>26390688>eating that appleAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHheh
>>26390688>[X] Accept her thanks with the same sincerity and gravity.Don't touch fluffy tail.
>>26390688[x]Accept her thanks with the same sincerity and gravity.Perhaps with a disclaimer tacked on at the end that we're really just a gofer here.
>>26390688>Accept her thanks with the same sincerity and gravity.
>>26390688[x]Don't thank me. It's Malal's idea. I'm just here on an errand.A-and she's not tsundere at all! It's all tsun!
>>26390688>[x]Accept her thanks with the same sincerity and gravity.Meh, we would have gone for the third option if we weren't controlling sayaka.
>>26390688[x]Accept her thanks with the same sincerity and gravity."I'll send the regards to Malal-san."
>>26390688[X] Accept her thanks with the sincerity and gravity.
>>26390688[X]Grunt something in acknowledgement as you pull up her skirt to check her underwear. See what kind she's wearing, so you can buy the same for Kyoko.Goddamn it Decu you have to put things like this out there
>>26390688>[X]Don't thank me. "Our Equerry designed the suit especially for this, she deserves your gratitude more than me.">"which undergarments go well with that dress?"
>>26390688[X]Accept her thanks with the same sincerity and gravity.
>>26390688>[x]Don't thank me. It's Malal's idea. I'm just here on an errand.Thou will not tempt me, wench!
>>26390688[x]Grunt something in acknowledgement as you pull up her skirt to check her underwear. See what kind she's wearing, so you can buy the same for Kyoko.See, unlike dumb votes in the regular quest, this is in the past so it can't have too awful consequences, AND what does happen will happen to blueberry and not Chiaki. It's a win-win!
>>26390688[x]Grunt something in acknowledgement as you pull up her skirt to check her underwear. See what kind she's wearing, so you can buy the same for Kyoko.
>>26390688>Grunt something in acknowledgement as you pull up her skirt to check her underwear. See what kind she's wearing, so you can buy the same for Kyoko.tempting, but we're not Kharn[x]Don't thank me. It's Malal's idea. I'm just here on an errand.
http://pastebin.com/QeYtDkjxOh, look, Amber's file.
>>26390763Much as I agree, and *hilarious* though it would be, it's not really Sayaka's style. Maybe if she'd been lent the Warmaster's Cap for whatever reason.>>26390747[x] Being blunt and just asking, however, is *entirely* Sayaka's style.
>>26390688>[x]Don't thank me. It's Malal's idea. I'm just here on an errand.Then ask if she even wears anything under that dress.
>>26390688>[x]"I'm glad I can help, but It's Malal's idea."
>>26390688>>26390747[x] Deflect and ask about suitable underwear.
>>26390763>http://pastebin.com/vFV7XcSPMalal could solve all of this by watching a sad, sad movie.
>>26390776>...and former rank 6 of the United Assassins Association>She has a lightsaberHuh.I wonder if Travis Touchdown is a thing?
>>26390886>Santa DestroyWhat do you think?
>>26390886If he is, I hope he's still the same and not a magical girl.The image of a wrestling otaku managing to kick the asses of magical girls is too awesome to waste.
>>26390897>Not wanting a magical otaku wrestling girlWhat are you, some kinda misogynist?
>>26390910>Travis has a twin sisterTHERE NOW EVERYONE CAN BE HAPPY
>>26390928But he already has a siste-...Oh fuck.
>>26390910>>26390928>Not knowing about Travis sister
>>26390942>implying I know anything about Trivas beyond his name, his weapon, and his jacket
>>26390942But Jeane isn't an otaku...
>>26390910Not everyone has to be a magical girl.
>>26390938Besides, if we want NMH Magical Girls, there's always Margaret Moonligh-...Oh FUCK.
>>26390978I... do not comprehend
Huh. Magical Girl Margaret Moonlight.Fund it.
>>26390988Every single female assasin could easily became a magical girl.EVERYSINGLEONE
>>26390988>mfw the endboss of the current Idol arc is Ruri>and she calls us philistines
>>26390988>>26390991STOP GIVING DECU IDEASoh god we're all going to die
[X] >>26390747Or just [X] [X]Grunt something in acknowledgement as you pull up her skirt to check her underwear. See what kind she's wearing, so you can buy the same for Kyoko.I mean, dude, her introduction picture has her showing her own panties willingly.
>>26391001>Ruri owns a fucking sniper rifleOh god. If she has a second one, and they have slots for scythe blades...
>>26391008You act like he hasn't planned it since the VIII was confirmed to be in Santa destroy...
>>26390688I bet they're G rank, just to troll us, thats the only reason it's there to begin with, so I suggest.>[X] Don't thank me.No need to get superfriendly, stay out our guard. Sayaka doesn't know what to expect from this officio, so lowering her guard at the first sign of friendliness is foolish.
[X]Grunt something in acknowledgement as you pull up her skirt to check her underwear. See what kind she's wearing, so you can buy the same for Kyoko.-[X] Ask if her sister is around, and what kind of panties she wears. For research.Hisui, where are you? ;_;
>>26390995Jeane doesn't need to be a magical girl, she was already a hardcore motherfucker. There's a fan theory floating around that she's basically an alternate universe version of Gene from God Hand. Low health but insane hand-to-hand attack power and maneuverability. She would have successfully torn Travis's heart out with her bare hands if Shinobu hadn't caught her by surprise.
>>26391058prolly having sex with her master
>>26391008Oh god. So many female assassins.Alice Twilight, Bad Girl, Jeane, Holly Summers, the list goes on....
>Quest full of hints that Santa Destroy is a dangerous place full of nutcases>First ones to greet us are Marisa and Kohaku and one that stabbed us in our dream>Readers surprised at the thought that it would be full of really fucking deadly girlsCome ON, son!
>>26391085Alice Twilight as a Magical Girl?All of my money.
>>26390728 >>26390720 >>26390747You take another bite of the apple Amber had given you, chewing for a bit and swallowing - before replying. As much as you appreciate her gratitude - something rare nowadays, anyway - you can't take the credit for this benevolent mission yourself. This is Malal's - the Equerry's - idea, and you're just tagging along on an errand....This is a really tasty apple she's given you. Not too sweet, but delightfully crunchy and juicy. It doesn't make you feel like you're eating sand like Washington apples do, either."Ah, I see. But still, the fact that you're here...well, it gives me hope that not all of the other Officios are cutthroat and selfish, you know? I'm glad at least some people can still stand to be nice every now and then, even though it doesn't really pay off in the long run." She turns to glance at you again, and she smiles as she sees you eating the apple with gusto. "Tasty, huh? Grew those myself, you know! My own crossbreed, too! Genetically modified to be one hundred percent delicious!"Really?...You've heard about genetically modified fruit before, but you've always bought organic. It is pretty delicious, though, and...surprisingly, you feel somewhat lighter, more energetic, after polishing it off. You must have been more thirsty and hungry than you thought.You wipe your gloves on your skirt as you ask her about what she said, earlier. Of course people can still be nice now and then - and what does she mean, it doesn't really pay off in the long run? That's a cynical way of looking at things, isn't it? People are nice not because they want something in return, they're nice because it's the right thing to do, period.Amber blinks at you, before shaking her head, a small smile curling her lips. "...Hee. Well, don't change or anything, Sayaka-chan. I think we need more Magical Girls like you."[1/2]
>>26391180...You shake your head as well. She's not making sense again, but whatever. You're not about to lecture someone else that you've only just met on morality.You instead ask her what kind of underwearing she's wearing with her dress. Nothing weird, of course, you just want to know."Oh~? Sayaka-chan wants to know?" The cat-like expression slides over her face like an automatic mask. "Hnn, well, if it's Sayaka-chan..." Amber simpers, before reaching down with one hand and lifting the hem of her dress. Pulling it up and out of the way, the slit helping here immensely to show you her underwear....What the hell?! It's normal, everyday, white underwear! "What were you expecting?" Amber says innocently, smiling.Well, for one, you weren't expecting any!"W-what! How...!" You get the satisfaction, here, of making her blush, her eyes going wide. "That's...that's lewd, you know! You can't go commando in this, everyone would see!"It's then that her expression turns sly despite her blush, looking at you with a sidelong stare. "Or...or is that what Sayaka-chan wants? Does Sayaka-chan have that kind of taste, wanting me to walk without any underwear whatsoever, for everyone to see everything at the slightest breeze...?"You blink to reply, before realizing that she'd been closing in on you as the two of you had been talking. Close enough that she's backed you up against the elevator wall. Her soft frame against yours, enough that you can feel her warmth through your own clothes. Smell the milk-scent of her skin....HER FACE IS TOO CLOSE. HER FACE. TOO CLOSE.How do you react?
>>26391205[x] "Back off. I'm taken."
>>26391205Stammer out that we have a girlfriend, we were thinking how she would look in a dress like that so we wanted to get everything rightElevators are not good places to be blueberry
>>26391205GIVE MAGICAL AMBER THE TONGUEWHILE FEELING HER UP.IT'S FOR PRACTICE. PRACTICE FOR KYOKO.
>>26391223WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING WHAT IS IT WITH SAYAKA AND ELEVATORS?
>>26391205asking for my friend, I'm taken she would kill me if I-I MEAN HE would kill me if i cheated on her-I mean him!
>>26391232Elevators make Sayaka lewd. Don't you know?
>>26391222Elevators are the best place to be Blueberry.[X] Easy kitty, I'm taken.
>>26391205[x]SWORD BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU DEFENSE"Ma'am, this is the only phallic thing I'm armed with, and I'm sure neither of us want me to stab it in you." Frantic smile.
>>26391223>>26391231Too late, Hamsterling. Your spaghetti is already spilt.>>26391233[x] This. Oh, Sayaka, don't you know pretty much all meguca are bisexual at the very least?
>>26391205Wut.[X] Easy kitty, I'm taken.
>>26391205Put hand up to her mouth, hold it tenderly, look close and deep into her eyes, then with the other hand wipe her mouth and say, "you had something green there."Then 360 heel turn and walk away towards Operation Blackburn
>>26391237So does liquor and the Warmaster cap. If we got her drunk, put her in an elevator and put the Warmaster cap on her, she could out-lewd Kharn.
>>26391261Oh SHIT. Usually I lose the trip when I'm not questing, but...Damn it decu.
>>26391036>>26391205E RANK, midly dissappointed. Not even shimapan, just how japanese is this girl?
>>26391205[x] Push her off gently but firmly. "Hmmmm, so it can be worn with underwear without obvious lines then. Certainly useful, if a bit of a shame...oh well."All thoughts go to Kyouko!
>>26391205[x] Sputter out that this is too close and we don't know her well enough and we're already taken.
>>26391317You can only be so lewd, anon.
>>26391205[X] hands on shoulders and gently but firmly keep her away."I didn't mean it like that!" stammer out that we want a special someone to wear something like that and then clam up about it.
>>26391299Only with Kyoko, pure love or no love.>>26391284This, with the caveat that afterward Sayaka just chills against the elevator wall, letting Amber wonder how long she's had nothing on her face. It will shut her up and stop her from making silly plays on Sayaka, trying to tempt blueberry is a lesson in futility.
>>26391205This please, maybe she'll think we're doing her...a favor. This elevator isn't mirrored is it?Also, it will make her back off quick.
>>26391426hurr forgot to link to the post>>26391284
>>26391317Good girls wear white.capcha>ambersia whichno capcha, say it aint so!
>>26391205[X] feel her upConsiderin her track record with ruri... totally ic
>>26391317I'm afraid I'm going to need an example of this "Shimapan" if an anon could provide one, perhaps multiple so identification in the future can be readily made in different situations.
>>26391452Sayaka is a one girl kind of girl, she wouldn't go doing things like that behind Kyoko's back.
>>26391205God damnit Sallaka, its always you and fucking Elevators!
>>26391493>fucking ElevatorsLet's not take it that far.
>>26391493Wait, why is she called Sallaka again?
>>26391615I assume it's because the "ll" is pronounced as a "y" in Spanish. But that's purely personal speculation.
>>26391615Isn't it because in spanish "ll" sounds like "y"?
>>26391615Because filthy mexican half-breeds anon.
>>26391682That would just be intimidating, since the Japanese are scared of rolling r's.
>>26391711I didn't know Madoka was Mexican.
>>26391732 Who knows?
>>26391765>Kyouske *really* went to town
I'm content with one summoning per thread, any more and it will start to get annoying. Lets not spoil the novelty.
What is love
>>26391874Well what else are we supposed to do when there's no discussion, it's been an hour since Decu's last post, and we're already in autosage?
>>26391890You could always try and find the source for >>26391706
>>26391917>>26391873>>26391853>>26391847>>26391839twice in one thread!? what is this new devilry!?
>>26391924I bet the wizards did this.
>>26391890Start a new discussion. Or look up outfits for the draw friends to put the characters in. Last night it was Bunny girl bar hostess, what should it be this time?
>>26391757I lose it every time that page is postedGet to "I''m gonna make you pregnant" and lose my shit
>>26391939Well, it's from a futa doujin, so it at least makes a little more sense in context.
>>26391939There was one other doujin that has a page as noteworthy as that. It has madoka wishing that Homu had a penis.
>>26391950I like it more without the context.
>>26391950Context doesn't matter I just find it fucking hilariousThe cute art style helps
>>26391932Megucas in suits.
>>26391979I wonder how homu-milk tastes like.
>>26391962>>26391968Main cast in suites is it. Though, this might take long ass time considering it has them drawing the full cast. Would we like to narrow it down to 2-3 characters?
>>26391991Semen. It tastes like semen.
>>26391991I do too mate, I do too.>>26391998Homura. Definitely Homura.
>>26391998Chiaki, Mami, and Midori.
>>26392010Yes, these three.
>>26391998>>26391998Chiaki and Midori.In a buddy cop sort of pose.
>>26392010Sounds like a plan. If any draw friends would be so kind. Also I think it should have Chika and Mami holding their weapons casually/comfortably, but Midori is fumbling with w/e she was given. Like trying to fit a suppressor on a pistol and failing.Also, pic is what we got from the previous thread if nobody saw it on his twitter yet. Thanks buddy.
Where is the chikuwaWHERE IS THE CHIKUWA DECU
>>26392104Anon: Give me the chikuwa, Decu!Decu: Wahaha!
>>26391205Red hair is the danger
>>26392137>fun fact: Amberalert, in my country, is an emergency service that sounds alarm when a child goes missing.
>>26392104Shhhhh... No Chikuwa now.Only magical Stroheim
>>26391205Red hair is the dangerSo is forgetting the highlights the first time
>>26392137Amber's boobs too small. Says so right here.>>26390661>She crosses her arms underneath her ample chest,Otherwise great job.
>>26392137Truly, dangerously forward.Well, I guess Sayaka started it.
>>26392196...Well thats horrifying.
>>26392178Maybe that's the same move she picked up Kyouko with.
>>26392196well that's terrifying
>>26392162take me, take me now!
>>26392196So Magical Amber gets the cure for greed?
>>26391482Look at what shes doing with ruri and what she asked of chiaki.
>Implying Amber needs a golden weapon to be dangerous
>>26391217 >>26391233You're no stranger to unwanted advances yourself, but...for fuck's sake, you didn't even feel her get close to you until it was too late. All but pinning you against the wall of the elevator. Briefly, you contemplate grabbing her by the arm and then slamming her down into the lift floor with a hip throw - that's usually your tactic for anyone who tried to get fresh with you - but again, she was from an Officio that Malal, and therefore the entire Ninth, wanted to make nice with. Some...concessions had to be made.And she's just teasing anyway, right? ...Right?It's with both gloved hands, gently resting on her bare shoulders, that you firmly but carefully push her off of you. Telling her that...that you're flattered, yes, but you're taken. You could see how she would have taken what you said earlier the wrong way, though, and you...you apologize for the confusion. You only wanted to know because you were buying the same outfit for your significant other, and you wanted to make sure everything was to spec. You had no desire to have sexual relations of any sort with her--A look of utter despair and defeat replaces her sultry smile, and Amber hangs her head. "W-why...? I can't...am I going to be lonely the entire time here? I can't even score with someone from my own country...?" A low, mournful wail rises from her throat. "Is my tombstone going to read, 'Here lies Nakajima, She Never Scored'?"...Well, now. That's a bit harsh! You're sure she'll find someone--It's here that her shoulders start to shake, as if she'd started sobbing, and you couldn't help but feel sorry. Probably had really slim pickings among the Officio, with only Americans to choose from. Maybe you could--"Ahahaha! Did...did you really fall for that?!" Gone is the tragic, mournful tone from Amber's voice in an instant as she looks up, all smiles and bright eyes. "Hahaha OH MY GOD YOU DID! OH WOW, the others won't believe me! Lemme just..." [1/2]
>>26392266So she's dancing in a chrous line, so she's guarding her while she's changing, so she's having a bath with her, so she's checking out the ball field. It doesn't mean Sayaka wants her dick, just being friendly.Admit it, when you were in the showers in high school, you looked, you hang out with the guys, horseplayed with towels and shit. Same thing for girls, just cuter, and sexier.
>>26392309She pulls out her smartphone from somewhere behind her. "Right, just look here, Sayaka-chan! Hahaha...'Here lies Nakajima, She Never Scored', that's brilliant..."...That wasn't very funny."Well, I thought it was! Uh...wait. You're too close. You're too close, Sayaka-chan! I can't take the picture--". . .You're not going to recount what you did to Amber after that, because it doesn't need repeating, and frankly you're appalled at her. Resorting to that kind of humor...people who can trick other people, acting that way? That's the worst. The Elevator Ride ends continues in silence, and ends in silence - with Amber clutching at her bottom while walking on ahead. You follow close behind, your cape trailing behind you."Did you have to hit me THAT hard, Sayaka-chan? And that many times...?" She murmurs to you, sounding quite petulant.Just enough to teach her a lesson, you tell her quietly, keeping your eyes firmly set ahead.Amber pouts at you, before turning away. "Hunh. I'd like to see you try looking so cool when I tell you that I actually got turned on by it."...You've no reaction to that. Well, you do, but you have the sneaking suspicion that you'd personally lose if you dignify her statement with it.Anyway. You're supposedly at the very basement of the building - fifty stories underground. Where the most powerful Silent Room of the Officio was placed, designed for high-profile, high-powered prisoners. Legend had it that the Warmaster before Mary - Dahlia Marigold - had wild, berserker rages that warranted her being locked in that particular Silent Room. To calm her down long enough for her Soul Gem to be cleaned. Every single time, a hundred Magical Girls died simply getting her into the room itself.[2/3]
>>26392326> Amber clutching at her bottom while walking on ahead.>"Did you have to hit me THAT hard, Sayaka-chan? And that many times...?">Just enough to teach her a lesson
>>26392326>Previous Warmaster of the 8th was more dangerous than KharnWhat a fucking horrifying world we live in.
>>26392326At the very end of the very long corridor you followed Amber in - you see Malal and Kirika, talking in hushed tones with Mary. The American Warmaster-in-training gesturing at what appears to be a pile of shoddy-looking metal by the massive iron doors leading to the Silent Room. Malal seems to notice you finally, and she nods at you and Amber. Kirika and Mary do the same, the former smiling while the other looks...well, quite sombre."I see Nakajima found you." Malal's vox-corrupted voice echoes in the sterile chamber. "Nakajima? How many bodies?""None whatsoever. No-kill run, although there was a nosebleed. Other than that..." Amber shakes her head, and somehow this warranted Kirika cursing rather audibly underneath her breath. Reaching into the pockets of her coat, she hands Malal a single hundred-dollar bill....Wait. Did they just bet on you...?"No time for that," Malal cuts you off. "We need to do this as quickly as possible. This Silent Room's Anti-Magic Field is just about to be breached." She hands you what looks like...well, it looks like a heavy obsidian collar, solid black except for a single hinge, with a rubberized inner edge. There are faint lines of crimson light etching themselves on the black metal. "This is the main and most important component of the modified Culexus Suit. Lengthy explanations aside, this is what regulates a Culexus' abilities. It's modified to match hers exactly, but it won't turn on unless it's properly calibrated."Okay. So why isn't it being calibrated now?"Because it needs to be worn by the user to calibrate it." Kirika cuts in, a sadistic smile curling her lips and baring her teeth. "This is where you come in, Sayaka-chan. You'll be going in there and putting the collar on Sabrina-chan."[3/4]
>>26392352>Mindless, bloodthirsty rages>More dangerous than one who GLORIES in the slaughterI'm inclined to disagree.
>>26392363Wait a fucking minute. This Sabrina person just melts people's faces off, doesn't she? If you go in there, you've got no Magic! And thus, no regeneration!"That's why we're going to turn it off." Malal replies patiently. "She's...well, I won't sugarcoat things, but she's been in there for a year. She's probably gone crazy, maybe even feral. We can fix that easily, but we need to get this first around her neck." She holds up the collar, again. "Open it like this, then fasten it like so. Simple, right?Yeah. Simple enough. But wait, why couldn't Malal just go with you, then?Malal is about to reply, before Kirika cuts in again. "Isn't it obvious, Miki? The Equerry's too valuable to risk being killed here. Without her, the entire Ninth would go ass-upwards--""--I was about to reply that I'll be guarding the entrance if she tries to escape." Malal finishes sourly. "There's a possibility she'll fight too much and we can't get the collar on her. If she gets out of here, well...it'd be like bringing in an infection vector of flesh-eating bacteria into a playpen full of babies. The rest of the world'll be slime in their empty shoes if she gets out. I'll take her out before she can even cross the treshold." It's here that you could somehow feel Malal smiling at you. "I'd like for us not to et to that stage, though - so try your best, Sayaka."Right. See, that right there? No pressure at all."Oh, don't be such a baby, Miki. You're the strongest regenerator we got. You probably won't even break a sweat." Kirika grins as she leans back on the corridor's walls, frilly-sleeved arms folded underneath her chest. "This'll be child's play for you."Well, it's just that you've never encountered something like this before. Burns, sure. Dismemberment, sure. But this kind of thing? Never.[4/5]
>>26392363Malal, confirmed for best girl.>flashbackGOD DAMNIT
>>26392363fuck.it makes sense but still... fuck.
>>26392376"It's almost like burning in a way, I guess," Amber murmurs. "Just not without the fire and the happy, warm feelings. Everything just starts to melt or fizzle out into a soft, smelly heap of mush."Wonderful. ...So do you have any equipment to help you at least?"Oh, yeah, of course!" Mary nods, before pointing to the loose pile of metal earlier. "We were gonna give you bomb squad armor, but the last one disintegrated after the last time we tried. That's all we got left. Should help in getting closer to her at least!"What? All they had left is some misshappen sheets of iron--...Wait. No. They're not just loose metal - they're actually a serviceable suit of armor. The greaves, the gauntlets are sort of workable, and the chestplate would fit you, you think. The only thing you're not sure about is the helmet - it looks like someone was trying to install too many circular eye holes and didn't stop at 'two'. The visor eyeholes, molded to look like gaping pits or something, seem to take up nearly eighty percent of the actual helmet, bringing to mind a looming monstrous creature from the deep. The grinning mouth grill, now trapped in an eternal grimace, doesn't help things much."Like it?" Mary grins, completely misreading your reaction. Or disappointment. "It's not typical metal, so it should take a few minutes or so for Sab to eat through it. ...Well, dependin' on her state of mind, anyway."It's here that Amber looks down at the disassembled knight armor instead. "...Hey! Wait a minute, you stole that from my lab!""Yeah, I...did?" Mary blinks slowly at Amber, before turning back to you. "Anyway, Mickey, just put 'em on. Malal and I'll help you get some of the trickier bits.""But that's from my lab!" Amber protests. "That's a collector's item, you know! I stole that off someone rich!"[5/6]
>>26392397Amber is pretty cool gal.
>>26392397Damkit decu.Which kamen rider's armour are we wearing now?
>>26392266Kyouko needs to discipline her.
>>26392397"Well, whatever it was, it's gonna help us get Sabrina back," Mary says, seemingly determined for some reason. "I promised her. The Officio promised her. And I'm not about to start my fuckin' carreer breakin' promises." She looks at you. "Mickey, uh...I'll just go right out and say it. This'll really hurt. Sabrina ain't here in Sub Zero just because she gets cranky. I'm askin' you to step into a world of pain, here." She takes a deep breath. "If...if you don't want to..."Both Malal, Kirika and Amber are surprisingly silent as Mary waits for your answer. You glance at the Silent Room doors, before shaking your head and picking up the helmet from the disassembled pile of plate armor.You'll do it, of course. You can't say no, not now, and less so when she told you about the promise. You're not about to break someone else's promise, too, even if you were to carry it out for them.That's not the kind of person you wished to be, after all."...What did you wish to be, Mickey?" Mary asks, then, as you take the armor and start putting it on yourself. You've never seen this kind of armor before, but...somehow, you know how to wear it. What piece goes where. How to cinch the fiddly leather straps that secure everything in place.With the helmet in place - the visor up to let you see more, before entering the Silent Room - and the Culexus hardsuit collar gripped tightly in one hand, you chuckle a reply.You wished to be a hero. Isn't that what Magical Girls are supposed to be?
>>26392425that's probably where sayaka learned how to discipline Amber.Hmmm, which reminds me, I'll be in my bunk, disciplining myself while contemplating that.
>>26392397>That helmet descriptionIs that what I think it is?
>>26392376Oh my. I'm sure this will go swimmingly.
>>26392424I thought it was Oktavia's helmet
>>26392397I know that armour.WELP
>>26392424That's the helmet from Oktavia von SeckendorffOH THIS IS GOING TO GO FANTASTICALLY.
>>26392444A big goddamn hero.
>>26392444>You wished to be a hero.>Isn't that what Magical Girls are supposed to be?Even in noir, Sayaka is a paladin at heart.
>>26392444>inb4 Sayaka has a meltdown
>>26392476>Madoka was wondering why we weren't Oktavia>She said she showed up too early and bitched about non linear time shit>She was going to give us a Golden Weapon when we became Oktavia>We are currently wearing Oktavia's armorOHSNAP
>>26392502>read that as penisstill works
And that's it for today's thread! Thread to resume this Sunday!No writeups for today, so questions answered before I go to sleep!
>>26392525Can we get an Amber end?
>>26392525What did you think of the summoning?
>>26392525Does Amber have a twin sister? Is she also a magical girl?
>>26392525y u so lewd
>>26392525Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestArchive is up, Oktavia is happening!see you next thread!
>>26392501Welp.Let's put on our purse-owner and try not to create a time paradox.
>>26392525AmberxSayaka writeup when?
>>26392501I know there's some serious non linearity in the time lines here, but isn't this a flashback? Or is it an alternate timeline compared to the Ruri arc?What if this is actually a timeline post Ruri and post another reset? One were Faust got upset things didn't turn out the way she wanted or expected, so she reset it and tried to set things according to her canon, namely Sayaka being Oktavia, Mami deceased (we haven't seen a single mention of Mami in this flashback(?)) now that I think of it?
>>26392461......... Oh, fuck.>>26392525God damn, Decu. I hope one day to be even half as suspenseful and torturous of my players as you are. Thanks for running, you magnificent bastard.
>>26392525Is magical amber still on active duty?
>>26392586I'm saying Pinky meant to show up while we're in the room with Sabrina and give us the Golden Weapon
Decu Decucan we have more Amber in salacious poses? And by salacious I mean lewd and sexually enticing.
>>26392525Will Sayaka have been okay?!
>>26392444Haha, fuck you Kyousuke, we SEIGI NO MIKATA now.What rich person did Kohaku get Oktaviarmor from? Who would even have such a thing?
>>26392586I felt myself becoming stupider with each word in your post
>>26392525Were you just waiting for us to finish the first summoning attempt before posting?
>>26392620I'm ready for the noir
>>26392477>>26392484A REAL MEGUCAAND A REAL HERO
>>26392536Hahaha! I, I don't know! Why would you want an Amber end?>>26392545It pulled me from the depths of sleep deprivation!>>26392549Yes, and Ask Again Later!>>26392550I'm not lewd!>>26392593Hahaha!
>>26392669>Why would you want an Amber end?I think the real question here is why wouldn't we?
>>26392669Why do you use so many exclamation marks when answering questions? Are you just that happy a person?
>>26392669Bracing for Brainwashing Detective.
>>26392669>Hahaha!Thats not an answer!I see sayaka as the james bond of magical girls. Finding flings and lovers on every assignment.
>>26392669Don't deny what you are, Decu. Embrace the lewd.And you never answered my question about where the coobies set up shop.
>>26392689Because she'll murder us?
>>26392709And this is so much different from Pinky?
>>26392709Pic so related.
>>26392689Her nickname was "Magical Guro". She may have had this nickname before becoming a magical girl herself.
Okay, so, I read Madicka....It was too short and also the anatomy was pretty bad.
>>26392726She almost certainly did. In case you didn't realize, this is the mad scientist from the Wendy Cooldown writeups.
>>26392720Well, at least Pinky was upfront about wanting to kill us.
>>26392608Ah, I missed this one! I guess? D:>>26392638Hahaha, not really! But I'm sorry if I took too long with the posts, Sayaka is a different perspective to write, and a bit more difficult!>>26392704What question was it, again?
>>26392720Well, I am against romancing Pinky as well
I wonder if Amber is preparing her 8th officio takeover plan?
>>26392525Look at the pretty colors!
>>26392747You missed the question and you also did not answer it still!
>>26392768Welcome to the MGNQ artfriend club!
>>26392747Missed? You mean deliberately skipped over.YOU MADE ME TRIP, MAN. YOU MADE ME TRIP.
>>26392768Maybe someday you'll graduate from the paint bucket tool, anon. Maybe someday.
>>26392620Do it wrndy. You know you want to.
>>26392813Maybe. Probably not ever but maybe. It's my most desired hope that one day I'll actually be able to draw someday!
>>26392669>>26392747>Why would you want an Amber end?R U 4 REEL!?Because Amber has best girl potential! We need to recruit dat poon for HAREM END!
>>26393012Not enough hopes and dreams there Homu