>>26388898

The LOSER. The NERD. The weird kid whose family didn't even have enough money for a school laptop, who saved every yen she could spare so she could commute to the record store downtown. To listen to demo CDs, all afternoon, until it was either closing time or the store's owner finally took notice and ushered her out.

You're not that kid anymore, but you recognize deja vu when it's all but cackling right in front of your face, after drenching you in the crotch with the ice-cold glass of icy, lemon-flavored realization.

This has happened to you before. This exact same situation.

The only difference was that back then, you were just a clumsy, tall rail of a girl who liked music too much, and your assailants a group of particularly-nasty upperclassman looking to make themselves feel better by stomping on the new kid. And when they knocked your soda over into your lap, you merely apologized and cried as they laughed.

But you're no longer in middle school, now. You're not even in Japan anymore. And no longer just a harmless, bullied student, but someone who could, if they put their mind to it - take a tank shell right in the chest, keep moving, and then cut in half the tank that had the temerity to shoot you.

With your left hand.

And you're not even left handed.

A fact that probably would be lost to your current aggressors at the moment - seeing as it's that same hand you reached up with and grabbed a handful of the smirking Eighth Officio member's hair. Using that as purchase to jerk her head down and forward - right into the deadly headbutt you've practiced a thousand times since then. The headbutt your friend and one-time savior taught you. A pink-haired friend, loud and cheerful and rough around the edges, who greeted you with a grin as you passed by the convenience store she was squatting in front of, a cigarette pinched between thumb and forefinger.

[1/2]

>>26388909

...You don't really know what happened to her, though. She just disappeared all of a sudden, during your second year. She stopped showing up at the convenience store, or any of the other places you've seen her loiter around in. Vanished, just like that. And no one seemed to remember her or her name.

Except you, of course. You remember her name.

Her last name, anyway.

Kaneda.

You also remember, of course, how she advised you to keep hold of the person whose face you've just slammed your forehead into, and to use that hold to follow up.

And that's exactly what you did. Right after savoring the sound - and sensation - of the girl's nose breaking in the impact. Sure, it stung, and the headbutt did make your ears ring - but you were already moving, pulling the girl downward again as you stood up. Driving her face down into your plate of barely-touched mashed potatoes. The girl in your grasp squawking in pain and rage, spitting curses this way and that before being cut off in a wet, mashed squelch.

Yes, this could be considered puerile, immature by your standards. Taking the low road, so to speak, a thing you've lectured your fellow Eversors for.

But you don't really care about that. Not right now.

"An' when she's sufferin' the indignity of havin' her face ground into the table, that's when you give her what little left of her dignity back, an' throw her to her friends," You could hear her voice lecturing you in that thick Kansai accent she had. "'Ain't really right to hold on longer'n that. After that, well...it's up to you. Let 'er lick 'er wounds and slink away with her support group, or...y'know. Give her another opportunity to embarrass herself by throwin' down the gauntlet. One on one."

"And then?" You asked her, eyes wide, voice hoarse from crying too much.

She grinned at you. "An' then you have fun."

[2/3]

>>26388909
>delinquent Madoka
all my money

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>>26388917

You didn't even need to transform, but you wanted to make a point. A single thought had your soaked, sticky clothes replaced by your costume - fresh, crisp, and smelling of mint and promised bloodshed - the energy gathered by the transformation released in a thunderclap of pressure, knocking over other glasses and billowing skirts and hair. With one hand still keeping your victim's head firmly mashed against your plate, you bite into a gloved finger, ripping off the magically-created white silk and grasping it flat against your palm.

The moment you pull the girl's head back up - her face covered with clumps of processed, buttery potato - it's then that you deliver a roundhouse slap with your degloved hand, putting your entire upper body into the rotation. Your bare hand making a satisfying CRACK of a noise as it connects, sending the girl flying and into her clique - all of whom seem commendably quick-witted and loyal enough to catch her. She stands up, nose bloody, face coated in artificial butter - and you glove sticking to her reddened cheek, an adhesive palmprint of a bitchslap.

"You...you rice-eating, raw fish-huffing WHORE of a sparkle bitch," She spits, hand going to her own weapons. "You can't fucking DO that to me--"

"Satisfaction." You cut her off, growling out the single word in the now-deafening silence of the cafeteria. "I demand satisfaction."

For a few moments, nothing. Not even a cough, or a weak jeer.

Then.

"Fight." It started as a murmur from across the cafeteria. "Fight." The single word, spoken in English, starts to catch on to the rest. "Fight. Fight. Fight." A few moments more, and it's now being shouted, a single word mantra, a roared taunt, the baying of blood.

[3/4]

>>26388942

The girl in front of you now staring around her, wildly, through her mask of mashed potato. Seeing not only her fellow Officio mates egging the fight on - but also the members of her clique.

This Officio, you grin. This fucking Officio.

"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"

How do you react?

>>26388909
>>26388926
Or maybe not?
If so, two pink-haired characters is forbidden Decu! Unlike every other hair-color of course.

I love you Deci

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>>26388917
>>Despite everything, Sayaka and Madoka ended up as a friends anyway.

My feels. Decu, why.

>>26388950
[x]Acquiesce to their demands, of course. It's only polite after all!

Might as well get the bitchiness started already.

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
Ebook will be updated Sunday, and Prose Magia will be fixed then too.

Don't fight her. She knows she's outmatched, if we can just shrug it off and leave like she's nothing she's humiliated and we're not on the hook for it. As much as we are now, at least.

>>26388917
>>26388942
>>26388950

Malal will be so disappointed. We played right into Kirika`s Hands.

[x]Feel ashamed because it was you and not Kirika who stirred shit up

>>26389021
>Don't fight her
Did you miss the part where we just challenged her to a duel?

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>>How do you react?

[X] Well? What are you waiting for?!

>>26388955

I take it you missed the Malal reveal during the witch barrier arc.

>>26388950

>Pick up table.
>Wield table.
>Use table on girl.

>>26388950
[x]We may have thrown down the gauntlet, but let's give her a chance to make the first move. If she wants to leave in total shame, we'll give her that chance. If she makes a move against us, we're doing to send her to the Meguca ER room.

>>26388950

[X] "Well?" while radiating pure confidence.

>>26388950
Let the bitch make her choice

If she does then make her regret it and mop the floor with her hand to hand

Don't bring weapons into it unless it becomes necessary

>>26388950
[x] "So what are you, a bitch or a coward?"

>>26389037
Of course I know about Madoka, the accent throws me off. I don't remember her having Kansai accent, but it might just not have stuck.

>>26388950

[X] "You must accept my challenge first, only then will a bury you."

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>>26389027
>Duel
>Her cronies are around
>her whole fucking Officio is around
>Thinking anyone will respect that

Also: Delinquent Meduka is now mai Waifu.

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>>26388950

>Kaneda.

She was right there the whole time....

>[x]"Do you have any fight left? Or have I smacked it all out of you."

See if that bitch can back up her words

>>26388942

[x]

Find cake.
Pull sword from it.

Mashed potato is ruined now.

>>26389071
>>26389071

The Madoka of this time line had a vastly different childhood than the original one. For one, different last name. Secondly, tiny pink haired delinquent girl.

>>26389083

I bury you*

Fuck

>>26389112
Yeah, but we heard her speaking without Vox during the witch barrier didn't we? I figured I'd have remembered that strong an accent - obviously the other stuff fits fine.

>>26389128
deliberate change?

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>>26388950
Be polite, you're the challenger after all.

Give her the first shot.

And your most bloodthirsty grin.

>>26389086
From how even her "cronies" are shouting FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT, I think they fully expect this magical girl to handle it on her own. Helping her would just make them all look like pussies, so I think we're in the clear.

>>26388950
Wait and see how she responds. We might screw up the mission if an all out brawl breaks out

>>26388950
[x] "Well, what will it be? My pride demands satisfaction and nothing short of fisticuffs is going to suffice. Or shall we get leave of our superiors and make this till first blood with blades. Your choice, cur."

>>26389128

I guess the vox kinda kills the accent when it processes speech. The only other one who has listened to her without vox is Midori and she probably didn't find the accent unfamiliar enough to remark on it.

>>26388950
>How do you react?
[x] "As far as I'm concerned, humble apology and new drink will do." said loud enough so crowd can hear you "But I'll go with whatever choice she likes better."
Keep eyes on the bitch and get ready to dodge in case she attempts some sort of sucker-punch.

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>>26389137
>She almost cuts us in half
>Our regeneration kicks in, slowly healing us in front of her eyes
>Our most psychotic grin stays firmly in place
>"Please miss, may I have another?"
yesssssss

>>26389147
Hmmm, perhaps.

Kansai-ben delinquent Madoka is definitely a good combination though...

>>26389162

I do hope she doesn't have some sort of bullshit anti regeneration weapon.

>>26389162
No no no.
>"My turn."

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>>26389137
I don't think we can NOT do this.

>>26389162
Isnt Sayaka normally against wasting magic, since she shares Seeds with Kyouko?

>>26389172
She can deal with that afterwards. Sayaka can cut pain receptors down, though as Kyubey said, it "makes you slower to react". An easy kill is simply to get stabbed, make sure nothing too vital is hit, and stab them back more securely while their weapon's engaged.

It's fine as long as long as you care more over stabbing the fuck out of the other guy more than getting stabbed.

>>26389172
That'd be one hell of a coincidence.

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>>26388917
>...You don't really know what happened to her, though. She just disappeared all of a sudden, during your second year. She stopped showing up at the convenience store, or any of the other places you've seen her loiter around in. Vanished, just like that. And no one seemed to remember her or her name.

>Except you, of course. You remember her name.

>Her last name, anyway.

>Kaneda.

Uh wasnt Malal named Kanade Madoka not Kaneda?
Does this mean that there are two shorthaired badass Meducas running around this timeline?

And if Decu just had a typo then all the Implications make my head overheat.

I mean, god damnit Malal, why did you never tell Sallaka? Just like taking Kirika along with you, this is one of the decisions that are Kharn-Levels of stupid!

Also, lets sum that up: This worlds Kanade Madoka made a wish that turned her not into god, but into Psyker-Freakshow in a leathersuit, she is the right hand of Kharn whose lust for battles is only diminished by her lust for pantsu and may or may not have had a secret crush on Kharn in the past before she was killed by a possibly crazy or just plain retarded monster Kharn just like the majority of the Culexus-Hikis to do.. stuff, which only Kharn survived who continued to be pantsu-on-head retarded even after being shoved off to Siberia.

Did summarize that well or did I forget something?

>>26389229
I think thats a typo.

>>26389229
No, it's Kaneda.
From thread 85:

>In any case, your further squirreling about the package reveals what looks like a small white envelope, unsealed. Inside is what looks to be a small wallet-sized picture of a girl with pink hair and crimson eyes, wearing a magical girl costume that was very, VERY familiar. It was obviously a self-taken photo, seeing as the girl was holding a smartphone up with one gloved hand - the other holding a sideways V sign with her fingers over her right eye. A forced smile on her lips.
>You turn the photograph over, and you see something written at the bottom.
>>No one must know my secret.
>>Kaneda Madoka

>>26389246
>>No one must know my secret.
Welp, we have our reason for why she didn't tell Sallaka. Her identity was apparantly supposed to be a secret?

>>26388950
I go to sleep for one day and this happens. Never change /tg/, never change.

>>26389259
Maybe Malal/Kaneda didn't want to drag anyone else into the mess apart from the one directly responsible? (Chiaki/Homura)

>>26389259
I think that might have just been 'oh god why did I do something that cutesy my image will be ruined' rather than for 'PLOT and also DRAMA' reasons.

>>26389275
>DRAMA
I think we have found another password

>>26389142

In Santa Destroy? Getting into a fight is probably the only way we are going to score any prestige with these glorious fuck-heads. Look at them!

>>26389190
At this point, Sallaka gives absolutely 0 fucks.

>>26389271
Hey, it's pretty in-character here. If we were Chiaki we probably would have just kneecapped her instead.

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>>26389259
Why? That would only made sense if-... HOLY SHIT. The Bastard cat knew! He fucking knew! Of the connection between Kaneda and Pinky and he wanted to hide it from the other Officios and the other dickbutts! That motherfucking spacecat!

My mind is fucking blown.

My mind

>>26389190
Kyoko'd be cool with wasting it like this though.

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>>26389305
Oh god it makes too much sense.

>inb4: Sayaka ending up at ER not because getting stabbed through the chest is really lethal for her but because her regeneration kicked in and now the weapon's stuck in her ribcage

>>26389305
I don't think Kyuubey knows Pinky's real name, though. Or what she really looks like.

OKAY SO
We're getting a gift for Kyoko, right? Maybe we should get one for the Warmaster, too.
She likes skulls, right?

>>26389305
One of the times we were talking about Pinky with Coobs he did have a few pictures of Malal up, We all thought it was pinky.

Give me a sec to find it...

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>>26389305
Don't forget:

HE ALSO KEPT IT A SECRET FROM PINKY, SINCE SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHO MALAL WAS

GODDAMN KYUUBEY YOU ARE A FUCKING MASTERMIND

>>26389298
I never said it was a bad thing, did I?

>>26389305
>>26389338

So many Shadowruns. Maybe the chained-up Walpurgisnacht back in Siberia had something to do with this?

>>26389329
>There's a painting of her in the Santa Destroy Officio
I think people know what the Blessed Lady looks like.

>>26389259

Pinky never found out

>"She wasn't a nice person," The eldritchian horror starts. "I tried making friends one time but she suddenly did this thing with her stupid suit and everything hurt and she told me to stay away from you AND SHE MADE ME REALLY ANGRY SO I MADE HER GONE!" Pinky's words, already hurried and strained, became a stream of half-shouted, half-screamed shrieking that shook the ground underneath you. "I was gonna give her a Golden Weapon too, but she didn't want it! And she always kept her suit activated whenever she was around you, so I couldn't even talk to you even if I wanted to!"

>...Seems like Malal managed to even hide her real identity from even a crazed goddess herself. No small feat, but then again, if you could hide your identity from someone like Kharn despite being almost always together, well...

>>26389321
Most weapons aren't that hard to remove.
Just jiggle it a bit and rip it out. It's easier if you stop using your nerves for a bit, though.

"Hahaha, when you do it like this, it doesn't hurt at all!" after all.

>>26389338
He also kept it a secret FROM HIMSELF if >>26389329 is anything to go by.

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So Malals suit is based on a character named Akira, and in the series Akira, theres a character name Kaneda.
Coincidence?

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>>26388950
ahahahahaa
fight!

>>26389330
Skulls (and panties) are only worth keeping if you collect them yourself.

>>26389357
pinky = tetsuo

>>26389365
Or if they're skull-shaped electronic toys.

>>26389355
truly he is a mastermind

>>26389348

There was a painting of her in Ahriman's (the 3rd? My memory is shit tier) as well.

Want a bet there are more?

>>26389355
see
>>26389348
>>26389392
Pinky is awfully prolific. Someone as connected as Kyuubey is would be hard-pressed to NOT know what she looks like, especially since he seems to be actively running Pinky counter-ops.

>>26389378
This begs a question - would panty-shaped electronic toys do?

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Sayaka's worth

>>26389331
Ah, sorry, that's not right. It was when we were meeting with Coobs after retiring Kirika. Coobs had a picture of Pinky, and we only saw a glimpse of Malal a few minutes before that among dozens of other meguca profiles.

>>26389404
2lewd
>>26389365
>>26389378
She could make a robo-skull out of it!

>>26389330

Eh, Sayaka isn't at all fond of Kharn. Get something for Mami instead. It'll be thoughtful and nice.

Also, Malal's secret is probably because the costume. Considering that Chiaki found the costume familiar when looking at the photograph, it's safe to assume that Madoka's costume remained unchanged under the Culexus suitin this universe.

It really doesn't fit her image, does it?

Kinda wanna see flustered and angry Malal in her default costume now, haha

>>26389407
Come now, that's only, what? Half scale, at best? Probably one-third.

>>26389430
>it'll be thoughtful and nice
B-but... skulls! For the skull throne!

>>26389430
It bears the question of why not-Godoka would have MG-negation/ anti-MG field powers?

Whatever this can of worms is, it ain't pretty. :/

>>26389493

Leading wildly different lives lead to wildly different life choices?

>>26389493
>why not-Godoka would have MG-negation/ anti-MG field powers?
Because her wish had something to do with "no more Magical Girls"?

>>26389493
Powers are based on wish. If she kept Godoka's memories, she likely made a wish to limit Faust's power.
In a manner that prevented Kyuubey from knowing who either of them are.
Hrm.

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>>26389407
>>26389437
Don't forget the matching pair

>>26389529
>In a manner that prevented Kyuubey from knowing who either of them are.
Where the fuck did you get that idea? Kyuubey's got a fucking picture of Pinky in his office, there's no way he doesn't know about the twin Madokas.

>>26389493
Her wish was very different from any of her cannon wishes. She had a lot of time to think about it.

From the 83rd thread:
>"Dreams," Malal explains, tapping her temple with a gloved finger. "Always got them ever since I was a kid. Not the sort you get from eating too much before bedtime, stuff like that - but really detailed ones. Dreamed of myself in that getup, and I thought to myself how silly it is. Fighting monsters in a DRESS? Yeah, no thanks. So when the mutant cat came to me with the contract, I knew what wish to make. How to make it, too." She smiles again, seemingly full of pride.

>>26389540
And yet he seemed perfectly happy with a Culexus Rank Leader who bore a surprising resemblance to the Meguca equivalent of Satan.

>>26389514
Ehhhhh......

>>26389520
That's one heck of a way to subvert it, that blasted mutant cat.

>>26389529
If that's true, then maybe she was fractured the way Chiaki was during the Siberia arc?

>>26389540
Most likely. We do have a chained-up Walpurgis in our proverbial basement.

I'd like to note that Kyuubey's also allowed a pension for retired Magical Girls, something that he probably wouldn't do unless he had a guaranteed steady supply of grief seeds.

>>26389565
I'd wager that he recruited Malal for the EXACT reason that she's Madoka's local equivalent.

>>26389565
Interesting, isn't it?

Then again, we don't know if Kyubey even knew what Malal looked like.

>>26389561
Apologies, I've got a mind like a sieve sometimes.

>>26389585
>>26389589
Knowing that rat, he might probably know.

>>26389294
Sayaka probably doesnt realize that shes engaging in Santa Destroy style diplomacy though. Picking a fight with the locals isnt exactly SOP for first contact with a foreign agency.

>>26389589
Kyuubey 1. Recruited Malal himself, and 2. Has her picture without helmet on file.

There is a 0% chance that he does not know.

>>26389589
He must have known what Malal looked like.
He had to meet her in person to contract her. She didn't start wearing her suit until after she became a meguca. He also has a picture of her, one that we saw after we killied Kirika. We just didn't know it was her.

Anyone got last thread archived?

>>26389568
Well, there does seem to be a much larger number of Magical Girls running about. More Megucas means more Witches, more witches means more grief seeds.
And without Walpurgis Night to thin the herds...

>>26389589

There was a picture of Malal in his office. He knows. And there was one flashback, I don't remember who, that the narrator walked into Kyubey's office and Malal was already there, putting o no her helmet as the speaker walked in.

Malal had meetings with Kyubey sans helmet.

It would be safe to assume he knew what Malal looked like before they got a visual representation of Faust.

>>26389634
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26305437

>>26389597
It's alright. I've got the Ebook open right now to check these things.
>>26389634
It was archived, it's in the middle of the February threads for some reason.
suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26305437

>>26389609

No, she's engaging in Sayaka style Bitch-Emperor-of-Bitchkind-ery, with the pretence they bitched first.

>>26389639
We're talking about close to a thousand Megucas from one Officio alone, with ten (or was it twelve?) Officios.

Even if the numbers vary between those, it'd still make for a heck of a lot of Megucas to keep supplied with Grief Seeds, which may not cut it with simple hunting unless you've got witches up the wazoo.

I still think he's "factory making" those grief seeds, so to speak.

>>26389682
Twenty Officios, actually.

>>26389639
ive also wondered. with say 2 thousand girls running around in japan alone. even if not all them are doing field work, how many witches would there need to be on a monthly basis for there to be enough seeds to maintain that number of active duty field agents? In major japanese cities where there are large enough populations for witches to congregate and feed. 1 seed ever 2 weeks at the least for each girl maybe? that is a lot. a lot of witch victims. a lot of grim dark.

>>26389682
Decu said it was originally 20 officios, with some closed down/taken over/quit the business (YES HELLO THIRD)

>>26389682
>>26389699
I asked Decu about the Grief Seeds in one of the Q and A. Give me 5-10 minutes to search the archives for his answer.

>>26389699
My point exactly. Kyuubey probably has to get those Grief Seeds somewhere else.

>>26389701
>>26389694
>>26389706
Much appreciated, folks.

>>26389568
>>26389520
>>26389493
>That's one heck of a way to subvert it, that blasted mutant cat.

This is actually something he didnt have anything to do with. In the series it was heavily implied that the wishes were fueled by your Karma and this is why your wish always came back to fuck you over: Because it created a karmic imbalance.

Basically: The more unhappiness in your life = the more powerful your negative karma = The more powerful your wish = the more powerful the backlash.

This is what was implied by the Mutant-Spacecat in the series, that Megucas fuck themselves over by making a wish when unhappy and the Incubators just use them to harvest the karmic energy.

>>26389718
does he just have a ranch of roaming witches he cordons within a third world country? lets them have their fun with the unfortunate third world and send in girls whenever?

>>26389679
Thats exactly what shes doing, I just that think that with super serious mission centric characterization shes probably going to regret letting herself get baited into this fight.
The best way to get in good with yanks would probably be to beat down everyone in the place but I dont think blueberry knows that.

>>26389719
In short: The House always wins. Kyuubey gets all of my hate even more now.

>>26389737
Well, we don't know much of MGNQ outside Japan sans the other Officios. Need to as Decu on that.

>>26389749
empress

>>26389699
If I remember correctly, most of them are not on actuve duty and do paperwork or whatever, so not consuming magic and don't need any grief seeds. That's why there is an active duty roster.
And I think there was at least one officio that does witch hunting exclusively and probably trades the harvested grief seeds. Correct me if I'm wrong though.

nyan nyan?[/spolier]

>>26389706
>>26389718
Found it!

>Oh, as for Q and A, How does Kyubey and the other officios get enough Grief Seeds to support all of their magical girls? Do the coobs just suck the despair out and reuse the same grief seeds, or are there just that many witches running around to kill? Is it just one officio that mainly focuses on killing witches and they sell excess Grief Seeds to other Incubators?

>Part of the answer is secret, but I'll tell you what I can.
>The part about recycling grief seeds is correct, but there are witches all over the world to fight, yes. There's also the deal with Officios having an active duty roster - at any one time, only a fraction of the Magical Girls in an Officio are using their Soul Gems. The rest are going about their daily lives, untransformed and not accruing any 'despair' but still earning money by doing other mundane assignments (such as research, clerk work, or even community service). There is also one Officio that is dedicated completely to hunting witches, but we'll get to that soon.

>>26389305
Even if he doesn't know about Pinky, Malal still looks like the Blessed Lady pictures other characters have spoken to Pinky through.

>>26389786
>Part of the answer is secret, but I'll tell you what I can.
Walpurgisnacht.

>>26389797
Faust.

>>26389786
That's still a lot of Grief Seeds, even if you cut down the active duty Megucas down to a fraction.

>>26389797
Betting on it, and I'm no gambling man.

>>26389807
Makes no sense.

>>26389821
>giant moon grief seed

Someone is probably tapping into it and draining excess despair. If it's the size of a planet and spawned something of Faust's power level, I doubt it'd run out any time soon.

>>26389821
First Officio is run from the moon.
Faust's grief seed IS the moon.

>>26389749

Malal knows.

Malal always knows.

Bitch probably planned it from the start...

>>26389849

I thought i was just on the other side of the moon and fucking massive.

>>26389070 >>26389068 >>26389137

Your pink-haired friend - your only friend during Middle School, at that - seemed to have a lot of wisdom and experience, even when she looked younger than you by a few years at least. She was way shorter than you, anyway. And her hair was cut in a rather boyish style that you always thought looked cute on her, despite how much it made her look like...well, a boy.

With the stuff she talked about and the things she taught you...she might as well have been.

Besides teaching you how to properly headbutt someone without hurting yourself too much - she also taught you how to play the crowd you'd be attracting if you took action. She knew that you didn't really have that kind of violence in you back then, besides that one surprise attack - and you'd inevitably get ganged up on if you let her recover.

This was, of course, the same situation back then. As confident as you were about your abilities - you have no doubt that you could easily reave this cafeteria clean of enemy heartbeats if they let you get a blade each in both hands - but you remember that you're not Kharn. You're not Kirika. You hold yourself to a different ideal, even if it was a constant uphill battle.

Kaneda taught you to intimidate. To not resort to violence - and murder - the first opportunity that presents itself. Looking dangerous is just the same as being dangerous - the only difference was that the former tended to involve much less needless bloodshed. Much less needless dying.

You will not be the first to start a war between two Officios. You will not be the one to spoil this first meeting. You will not have that kind of mark on your record, and on your conscience.

So, like you've learned - you're going to play the crowd.

"Well?" You ask the girl softly, gently, your voice carrying across the cafeteria despite the din. The shouting dwindles, then stops, the pregnant silence slamming down hard on the bloodthirsty crowd. "Are you a bitch or a coward?"

[1/2]

>>26389868

The crowd's jeers and catcalls make the girl's potato-ensmeared face redden. Her hand still on her holstered weapon, the joints of her glove creaking with how tightly she's squeezing on the grip. You could see it in her body language - she wants to do this, but at the same time she's...hesitant. Unwilling. Only now recognizing just what she's done, and is completely flabbergasted that you've managed to turn her entire home team advantage against her.

You'd have let her leave with what little of her dignity remained here, but...well. She did ruin your clothes. Clothes that Kyoko bought for you, on the rare occassions she went with you during a shopping trip.

Stepping forward amidst the jeers - the girl immediately backing away and bumping against one of her friends - you thrust your gloved hand right into a discarded slice of strawberry cake. You take hold of a familiar grip, before drawing it out in a slow, silken hiss. The brilliant blade of one of your manifested swords so pure, so sharp, that it sang as its edge cut the very air that you dragged it through.

"She's got a sword!" One of the Eighth's girls gasp, and the chanting starts again. Apparently thinking that you're about to turn this little encounter into a bloodbath.

Americans.

The chant stops dead again as you throw the blade over to the girl - a mere flick of your wrist sending it spearing at a downward angle, stabbing right into the floor between the girl's booted feet.

The moment she looks up at you is the moment you spread your arms open.

"You know what? Here. Take the first shot."

You couldn't help but grin the grin Kaneda had flashed you, once, before walking up and punching your bully right in the teeth.

"Take that sword. Cut me anywhere you want. And don't hold back."

There's a moment of stunned silence before the entire cafeteria explodes in a long, loud roar of cheering.

[2/3]

>>26389873

"Play the crowd, Sayaka-chan. Anyone can win a fight, but winning the crowd? You can get your ass beaten to a pulp and they'd cheer for you no matter what. And whoever had the balls to fuck with you won't even have a face to show her mom."

Amidst the cheering, it's here that the girl finally seems to capitulate. She rips your glove off of her cheek, before spitting on it and then throwing it at your feet.

"FUCK YOU, WHORE!" She screams. "YOU'RE NOT WORTH THE FUCKIN' AMMO ANYWAY! I DON'T NEED THIS!"

She leaves in a huff, pushing past the baying crowd, her clique in tow. Just like how your bully stormed out, covering her mouth while grasping the front teeth Kaneda had broken off.

Deja vu indeed.

The entire crowd slowly gets back to what they were doing before the altercation happened - but not without you getting friendly taps on the shoulder and your hand being shaken. You allow this to happen, trying not to appear too relieved that it didn't turn out to be a massacre - and how friendly they seemed to be, even after you practically humiliated one of theirs in their own headquarters. You even got a nod from a particularly-important looking Magical Girl at the far corner of the room - the insignia on her simple-looking black baseball cap, along with her coat, marking her out as the Warmaster of the Seventeenth.

...Well. You also avoided getting into a scrap with a Warmaster AND starting a three-Officio war.

This day is full of surprises.

With things more or less settling down, you walk toward the sword you'd just offered to your opponent, for her to cut your stomach open with - and it's here that you hear a voice behind you. Speaking in perfect, if slightly-accented Japanese.

[3/4]

>>26389860
That's what I thought, too. Hidden in the moon's shadow is that giant grief seed. But my memory is bad, too...

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>>26389882

"Heh~ So you're the canary we're sending down the tunnel, huh? Well, for someone who's supposed to be the thick, short-tempered prodigy of Kirika-chan that we've heard so much about, you didn't make CHA your dump stat."

...What? What the hell is she talking about?

You tap your fingers against the blade's handle, and it immediately disintegrates into nothing as you turn around, your cape unfurling behind you. Whoever it was wasn't Kirika, and it wasn't the strange girl from earlier.

What greets you is...well, you're not too sure how to describe her?

But the words 'thieving, scheming cat' comes immediately to mind.

No, she's not an actual cat, but if anyone could have such a cat-like expression on their face...she had it. The kind of cat that smiled and purred while you petted it, all the while planning how to best disembowel you in your sleep.

...Same color of hair as Kyoko's, though, just cut in a relatively shoulder-length hairstyle with most of it tied in a neat blue ribbon. A rather slender, shapely frame encased in a brilliant sky-blue...china dress, was it called? Cheongsam or something. Yeah. A thick leather belt, much like Mary's, slung loose over her hips, with some sort of metal rod with buttons and ribbing and wires hanging from a metal ring attached to said belt.

And amber eyes. A darker sort of amber than Mami's own.

How do you react?

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>>26389873
>"Take that sword. Cut me anywhere you want. And don't hold back."
[Kenpachi intensifies]

>>26389902
[x] Well, we can't all be as charming and courteous as her, but I try.

>that pic
that's far too lewd, sasuga America.

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>>26389902

THE PICTURE APPEARS!

>[x]"Who are you?"
Sayaka's all blunt like that.

>>26389902
Oh my, a Kohaku?

Yes, yes, perfect.

DO NOT DRINK ANYTHING SHE OFFERS

>>26389902
Lewd, decu, lewd.

[x]"I'm not the same person as the rank leader."

Let's greet her at least, figure out who she is. Maybe comment on her good choice of outfit color.

>>26389902
[x] Just avoiding a bloodbath, we came here to help people not hurt anyway. Now if you'll excuse me.

>>26389902

>lewd
>we need one of those dresses for Kyoko.

[X] "You have me at a disadvantage, I hate that, Miki Sayaka and who might you be?"

>>26389902
[x] "Yeah, well, the dumb bitch will probably try to jump me later. Hope I won't piss too many people off when I kick her ass."
If this isn't the Callidus rank leader, I'll eat my hat.

>>26389902
Introduce ourself and ask who she is
Say we are slightly surprised at someone speaking such good Japanese being in the eighth, we thought they were all going to be cowgirls and crazies

>>26389902
is that a god dam light saber?

>>26389987
It's a vibrator.

>>26389987
>>26389992

vibrating lightsaber

>>26389987
>>26389992
It's both

>>26389992
Well, that would fit the pic better to be sure.

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>>26389902
Wait is that-.. OH YOU SLY MOTHERFUCKER! Best Girl appeared!

>>26390007
Ouch.

>>26389873
>Sword from the cake
Yesssss

>>26389902
>Kohaku
3lewd5me. And the cheongsam is Hisui's thing.

[X] I didn't come here to start a war and that bitch shouldn'tve started something she couldn't finish. Who are you again?

>>26390043
who?

>>26390055
Only the best Tsukihime heroine

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>>26390043
>best girl
>implying

>>26390064
You forgot your picture

>>26390055
Best Type-Moon. Kohahu from Tsukihime.

>>26390064
I don't remember her, is she from Mahoyo?

>>26390064
A picture of a bloody alleyway is the best girl?

>>26390064
She doesn't look familiar at all. Who is that?

>>26390055
Kohaku, from Tsukihime.

A maid for the Tohno family, the family that the game's MC was pseudo disinherited from, and personal servant of the head of the Tohno family.

She is also a scheming, cruel, and heartless plotter on par with Gendo Ikari when she puts her mind to it, and she orchestrates the conflict of three of the five routes in the game

>>26390069
I'm the writer of
>>26390077
And I want to give you a high five.

>>26390064
There's nothing under that spoiler.

>>26390087
fuck you

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>>26389902

[x]"We can`t be all like Kirika Kure."
[x] Say it in a dry tone that makes clear that you would rather commit Sudoku than ever be like Kirika Kure.

>>26390087
>and she orchestrates the conflict of three of the five routes in the game
>Implying that Shiki didn't attack Arc because Kohaku was drugging his food

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>>26390069
>>26390074
>>26390077
>>26390081
Fuck all of you

>>26390101
I think she also gave the knife to the Arimas to give to him, on top of that, she is behind fucking EVERYTHING.

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>>26390087
>On par with Gendo

>>26390043
>anyone from TM
>best girl

wonder if Sayaka can actually interact amiably with someone during the course of this trip (Malal doesn't count).

>>26390087
>She is also a scheming, cruel, and heartless plotter on par with Gendo Ikari when she puts her mind to it
>on par with Gendo Ikari when she puts her mind to it

You know, if you shrink the glasses and add a beard, Shiki kinda looks like Gendo

kohaku confirmed for yui. Evangelion now makes sense

>>26390123
Remake soon, fellow Sacchinfag!

>>26390123
Why is there a bloody hole in that wall?

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>>26390142
Oh really, When?

>>26390139
Anon, Evangelion will NEVER make sense. Even Anno gave up long ago.

>>26390123
>>26390064
you seem to really like bloody walls

>>26390158
I don't know why everyone says this. the series (at least the original series + EoE) is pretty straightforward

>>26390172
It has plot holes the size of Japan.
Literally. Literal holes that are literally the size of Japan.

>>26390160
It's his fetish.

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>>26390154
>>26390160
>>26390206

>>26390172
God, fucking agreed. It's not rocket science, but people who are dumb and like the series too much(or those who hate it) just like to go lolololol it makes no sense.

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>>26390064

Thats a nice heap of dust you have there.

>>26390235
And that's a nice addition to my reaction images folder you have there.

Decu you better give us a chance to recruit Sacchin into Chiaki's Harem of Suffering.

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>>26390158
Intended meaning: Meeting people is painful. Get out out of your basement and do so anyway.
Actual meaning: pic

>>26390253
Congratulations!

>>26390253
Because we all know being artsy fartsy with imagery instantly negates any intended plotline or message a show has to offer.

>>26390249
Sacchin is most likey in a golden weapon already.

Dead and forgotten by time

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>>26390277
She's the 21st golden weapon.
Even Pinky forgot about her.

>>26390276
Some imagery is good.
90% imagery is too much.

>>26390292
Isn't It sad, Sacchin?

>>26390172
The plot itself is filled with gaping holes, most of which are the result of poor exposition. The, characters, however, which are the whole point of Evangelion, are actually pretty darn good and well built.

>>26390277
That is literally the ability her golden weapon gives her. she becomes the silence from doctor who

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Makes me wonder how much of Kohaku and how much of Magical Amber she is, because jesus christ, Magical Amber is batshit insane.

She has also the most terrifying magical power imaginable: Trolling.

>>26390158
Protip: try marathoning it on acid.

>>26390384
that was one of the best stories in the serie

>>26390395
Weed works too.

>>26390395
>>26390405
My hold on reality is tenuous enough as it is.

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>>26390402

Indeed. And you know the funniest thing about the series? Many irrelevant side characters show up but Sacchin doesn`t.

>>26390431
Goddamnit, Arc.

Godfuckingdamnit.

Personality swap scene was definitely the best

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>>26390431

I totally need to use this as a trap in a game in the future. This is like.. the best trap ever. Including the charsheet-swap if they push it.

NYAN NYAN

>>26390549
Nyan, nyan

>>26390603
NIHAO NYAN

>>26390628

Gorgeous!

>>26390628
one job

>>26390639
BECAUSE KYOKO

>>26390645

Delicious!

>>26390653
DECULTURE!

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>>26389943 >>26389968 >>26390050 >>26390099

You glance at your ruined...lunch thing, then at your ruined glove, before shaking your head and looking back at the girl. You remark, dryly, that not everyone can be like Kirika Kure - and you say this with such dryness that it's obvious that you would rather throw your own Soul Gem into a blender than be like your rank leader.

The amber-eyed girl in the fetching cheongsam giggles at this. "Hah! A sense of humor, too! And someone frank enough to speak her mind, even if the person she's talking to can easily relay such insubordination to her direct superior!" She crosses her arms underneath her ample chest, staring at you pointedly as if waiting for you to plead for her to look the other way.

You disappoint her then by shruggiing here, returning her look - clearly conveying how little you care about being told on. What's Kirika going to do - demote you? One of her ideas for a disciplinary hearing is for you to fight her barehanded while she used her fucking claws. If you managed to get a hit in without being cut once, you got away with whatever you did scot free. Get even so much as a nick and it was spending a night locked in the Silent Room with three blades sticking out of your stomach.

You've stopped fearing what Kirika Kure can do to you, is what you're trying to get at.

"...You know what? I'll add 'stupidly brave' to your Traits," The girl says, still grinning, and apparently still going on with the RPG terminologies. "It makes me kinda miss home, you know? But then again, I've been here nearly all my life." She holds out a hand. "Amber. Amber Nakajima, Eversor. Miki Sayaka-chan, right?" You glance at her hand for a moment, before reaching out and shaking it. With your bare, ungloved hand. "Mary picked you up earlier, right? Did she make the Mickey Mouse joke yet?"

Yeah. Yeah, she did. And called Kirika a spicy dish that originated from India.

[1/2]

>>26390653

Deculture!

>>26390549
>>26390603
>>26390628
>>26390636
>>26390639
>>26390645
>>26390653
>>26390660

It worked, holy shit it worked.

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>>26390549
>>26390603
>>26390628
>>26390636
>>26390639
>>26390645
>>26390653
>>26390660
>>26390661
>Mfw it worked

>>26390549
>>26390603
>>26390628
>>26390636
>>26390639
>>26390645
>>26390653
>>26390660

Holy shit it worked

>>26390661

"Hah! I should've known!" Amber giggles. "...Sorry about that. New Warmaster's still a bit new to this, and she's one of those simple types that really don't mean any harm to anyone but has a way of saying the wrong thing without meaning to. A bit naive, but she tries her best. Can't really fault anyone like that, now can you?"

No, you suppose not. ...Wait, so she's actually Japanese?

"Yeah." Amber blinks at you. "I...thought the last name and perfect Japanese would give that away." It's here that she suddenly switches to a stilted, almost stereotypical mockery of your native language - the overly-melodic, overly-elongated vowels of a typical American trying their best to get their tongue to work. "Or should I speaking like this day-soo ka? Nay, nay, Mickey-chawn? Mitsubishi, Sashimi, Nissan?"

...

"Aw, not even a giggle?" Amber's smile falls. "That usually gets at least a chuckle! Or a sensible chortle!"

It wasn't very funny, anyway.

"Ah, well. Them's the breaks." The red-haired Eversor shrugs, seemingly giving it up for now. "Anyway, I got sent by Malal-chan to pick you up, lead you to where Operation Blackburn's taking place." She grins again. "I was having a bit of trouble picking you out from the other girls, here - we have a few visitors from other Officios too -" Amber nods at the Warmaster from earlier, getting a nod of her own in return. " --but you were kind enough to help out by breaking Cooper-chan's nose and embarrassing her in front of half the Officio."

Well, you didn't come here to start a war, and that bitch shouldn't have started something she couldn't finish. You're glad it helped out, though.

"Hee. Well, I also thought you wouldn't like what they're serving here, so..." She takes something from behind her, and you spot it as soon as she brings it around. "Come on, you can snack on that while we blow this joint."

An apple. Fresh, red, plump. Looks pretty crunchy, too.

The same kind of apples Kyoko loved to chomp on.

[2/3]

>>26390681

She tosses this your way, and you catch it easily. "Here, snack on that. Should help with the dehydration and get you enough sugar for what you'll be doing."

You thank her just as she leads you out of the cafeteria. After buffing it slightly with your new gloves, you take a large bite of the juicy fruit as you follow her deeper into the building itself. Heading towards one of the waiting elevators nearby. Your eyes somehow getting drawn to her rather curvy posterior, enhanced by the tightness of her dress and teased by the high slit of the dress itself. ...It's almost up to her goddamn waist, that slit. Quite a bold fashion statement.

...Probably would look good on Kyoko, though. You make a note to get something like this for her.

You still couldn't help but examine her posterior as the both of you step into the elevator, doors closing behind you. She steps forward to press at one of the many buttons on the lift's control panel.

"It's really nice of you guys to fly all the way here to do this for us, you know. For Sabrina-chan." It's here that her voice loses its sing-song, lively quality - delivered now in a sincere, sombre voice. "Did Mary tell you that even our biggest silent room can't hold her any longer? Sooner or later, either the entire thing's going to give out or she will. One of them, anyway. Either way, it's bad news." She turns to look at you for a moment, before facing forward once more. "Thank you, Sayaka-chan."

How do you react?

[]Don't thank me. It's Malal's idea. I'm just here on an errand.
[]Accept her thanks with the same sincerity and gravity.
[]Grunt something in acknowledgement as you pull up her skirt to check her underwear. See what kind she's wearing, so you can buy the same for Kyoko.

>>26390688
[x]Accept her thanks with the same sincerity and gravity.
>that third option
Tempting but no.

>>26390688
>eating that apple
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

heh

>>26390688
>[X] Accept her thanks with the same sincerity and gravity.

Don't touch fluffy tail.

>>26390688
[x]Accept her thanks with the same sincerity and gravity.

Perhaps with a disclaimer tacked on at the end that we're really just a gofer here.

>>26390688
>[]Accept her thanks with the same sincerity and gravity.

>>26390688
[x]Don't thank me. It's Malal's idea. I'm just here on an errand.

A-and she's not tsundere at all! It's all tsun!

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>>26390688

>[x]Accept her thanks with the same sincerity and gravity.

Meh, we would have gone for the third option if we weren't controlling sayaka.

>>26390688
[x]Accept her thanks with the same sincerity and gravity.
"I'll send the regards to Malal-san."

>>26390688
[X] Accept her thanks with the sincerity and gravity.

>>26390688
[X]Grunt something in acknowledgement as you pull up her skirt to check her underwear. See what kind she's wearing, so you can buy the same for Kyoko.

Goddamn it Decu you have to put things like this out there

>>26390688

>[X]Don't thank me.

"Our Equerry designed the suit especially for this, she deserves your gratitude more than me."

>"which undergarments go well with that dress?"

>>26390688
[X]Accept her thanks with the same sincerity and gravity.

>>26390688
>[x]Don't thank me. It's Malal's idea. I'm just here on an errand.

Thou will not tempt me, wench!

>>26390688
[x]Grunt something in acknowledgement as you pull up her skirt to check her underwear. See what kind she's wearing, so you can buy the same for Kyoko.

See, unlike dumb votes in the regular quest, this is in the past so it can't have too awful consequences, AND what does happen will happen to blueberry and not Chiaki. It's a win-win!

>>26390688
[x]Grunt something in acknowledgement as you pull up her skirt to check her underwear. See what kind she's wearing, so you can buy the same for Kyoko.

>>26390688
>[]Grunt something in acknowledgement as you pull up her skirt to check her underwear. See what kind she's wearing, so you can buy the same for Kyoko.
tempting, but we're not Kharn
[x]Don't thank me. It's Malal's idea. I'm just here on an errand.

http://pastebin.com/QeYtDkjx
Oh, look, Amber's file.

>>26390763
Much as I agree, and *hilarious* though it would be, it's not really Sayaka's style. Maybe if she'd been lent the Warmaster's Cap for whatever reason.

>>26390747
[x] Being blunt and just asking, however, is *entirely* Sayaka's style.

>>26390688
>[x]Don't thank me. It's Malal's idea. I'm just here on an errand.
Then ask if she even wears anything under that dress.

>>26390688
>[x]"I'm glad I can help, but It's Malal's idea."

>>26390688
>>26390747
[x] Deflect and ask about suitable underwear.

>>26390747
[X] This

>>26390763
>http://pastebin.com/vFV7XcSP
Malal could solve all of this by watching a sad, sad movie.

>>26390776
>...and former rank 6 of the United Assassins Association
>She has a lightsaber
Huh.

I wonder if Travis Touchdown is a thing?

>>26390886
>Santa Destroy

What do you think?

>>26390886
If he is, I hope he's still the same and not a magical girl.

The image of a wrestling otaku managing to kick the asses of magical girls is too awesome to waste.

>>26390897
>Not wanting a magical otaku wrestling girl

What are you, some kinda misogynist?

>>26390910
>Travis has a twin sister
THERE NOW EVERYONE CAN BE HAPPY

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>>26390928
But he already has a siste-

...

Oh fuck.

>>26390910
>>26390928
>Not knowing about Travis sister

>>26390942
>implying I know anything about Trivas beyond his name, his weapon, and his jacket

>>26390942
But Jeane isn't an otaku...

>>26390910
Not everyone has to be a magical girl.

>>26390938
Besides, if we want NMH Magical Girls, there's always Margaret Moonligh-

...

Oh FUCK.

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>>26390978
I... do not comprehend

Huh. Magical Girl Margaret Moonlight.

Fund it.

>>26390988
Every single female assasin could easily became a magical girl.

EVERY
SINGLE
ONE

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>>26390988
>mfw the endboss of the current Idol arc is Ruri
>and she calls us philistines

>>26390988
>>26390991
STOP GIVING DECU IDEAS

oh god we're all going to die

[X] >>26390747
Or just [X] [X]Grunt something in acknowledgement as you pull up her skirt to check her underwear. See what kind she's wearing, so you can buy the same for Kyoko.

I mean, dude, her introduction picture has her showing her own panties willingly.

>>26391001
>Ruri owns a fucking sniper rifle
Oh god. If she has a second one, and they have slots for scythe blades...

>>26391008
You act like he hasn't planned it since the VIII was confirmed to be in Santa destroy...

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>>26390688
I bet they're G rank, just to troll us, thats the only reason it's there to begin with, so I suggest.

>[X] Don't thank me.

No need to get superfriendly, stay out our guard. Sayaka doesn't know what to expect from this officio, so lowering her guard at the first sign of friendliness is foolish.

[X]Grunt something in acknowledgement as you pull up her skirt to check her underwear. See what kind she's wearing, so you can buy the same for Kyoko.
-[X] Ask if her sister is around, and what kind of panties she wears. For research.

Hisui, where are you? ;_;

>>26390995

Jeane doesn't need to be a magical girl, she was already a hardcore motherfucker. There's a fan theory floating around that she's basically an alternate universe version of Gene from God Hand. Low health but insane hand-to-hand attack power and maneuverability. She would have successfully torn Travis's heart out with her bare hands if Shinobu hadn't caught her by surprise.

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>>26391058
prolly having sex with her master

>>26391008
Oh god. So many female assassins.

Alice Twilight, Bad Girl, Jeane, Holly Summers, the list goes on....

>Quest full of hints that Santa Destroy is a dangerous place full of nutcases
>First ones to greet us are Marisa and Kohaku and one that stabbed us in our dream
>Readers surprised at the thought that it would be full of really fucking deadly girls
Come ON, son!

>>26391085
Alice Twilight as a Magical Girl?

All of my money.

>>26390728 >>26390720 >>26390747

You take another bite of the apple Amber had given you, chewing for a bit and swallowing - before replying. As much as you appreciate her gratitude - something rare nowadays, anyway - you can't take the credit for this benevolent mission yourself. This is Malal's - the Equerry's - idea, and you're just tagging along on an errand.

...This is a really tasty apple she's given you. Not too sweet, but delightfully crunchy and juicy. It doesn't make you feel like you're eating sand like Washington apples do, either.

"Ah, I see. But still, the fact that you're here...well, it gives me hope that not all of the other Officios are cutthroat and selfish, you know? I'm glad at least some people can still stand to be nice every now and then, even though it doesn't really pay off in the long run." She turns to glance at you again, and she smiles as she sees you eating the apple with gusto. "Tasty, huh? Grew those myself, you know! My own crossbreed, too! Genetically modified to be one hundred percent delicious!"

Really?...You've heard about genetically modified fruit before, but you've always bought organic. It is pretty delicious, though, and...surprisingly, you feel somewhat lighter, more energetic, after polishing it off. You must have been more thirsty and hungry than you thought.

You wipe your gloves on your skirt as you ask her about what she said, earlier. Of course people can still be nice now and then - and what does she mean, it doesn't really pay off in the long run? That's a cynical way of looking at things, isn't it? People are nice not because they want something in return, they're nice because it's the right thing to do, period.

Amber blinks at you, before shaking her head, a small smile curling her lips. "...Hee. Well, don't change or anything, Sayaka-chan. I think we need more Magical Girls like you."

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>>26391180

...You shake your head as well. She's not making sense again, but whatever. You're not about to lecture someone else that you've only just met on morality.

You instead ask her what kind of underwearing she's wearing with her dress. Nothing weird, of course, you just want to know.

"Oh~? Sayaka-chan wants to know?" The cat-like expression slides over her face like an automatic mask. "Hnn, well, if it's Sayaka-chan..." Amber simpers, before reaching down with one hand and lifting the hem of her dress. Pulling it up and out of the way, the slit helping here immensely to show you her underwear.

...What the hell?! It's normal, everyday, white underwear!

"What were you expecting?" Amber says innocently, smiling.

Well, for one, you weren't expecting any!

"W-what! How...!" You get the satisfaction, here, of making her blush, her eyes going wide. "That's...that's lewd, you know! You can't go commando in this, everyone would see!"

It's then that her expression turns sly despite her blush, looking at you with a sidelong stare. "Or...or is that what Sayaka-chan wants? Does Sayaka-chan have that kind of taste, wanting me to walk without any underwear whatsoever, for everyone to see everything at the slightest breeze...?"

You blink to reply, before realizing that she'd been closing in on you as the two of you had been talking. Close enough that she's backed you up against the elevator wall. Her soft frame against yours, enough that you can feel her warmth through your own clothes. Smell the milk-scent of her skin.

...HER FACE IS TOO CLOSE. HER FACE. TOO CLOSE.

How do you react?

>>26391205
[x] "Back off. I'm taken."

>>26391205
Stammer out that we have a girlfriend, we were thinking how she would look in a dress like that so we wanted to get everything right


Elevators are not good places to be blueberry

>>26391205

GIVE MAGICAL AMBER THE TONGUE

WHILE FEELING HER UP.

IT'S FOR PRACTICE. PRACTICE FOR KYOKO.

>>26391223
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING WHAT IS IT WITH SAYAKA AND ELEVATORS?

>>26391205
asking for my friend, I'm taken she would kill me if I-I MEAN HE would kill me if i cheated on her-I mean him!

>>26391232

Elevators make Sayaka lewd. Don't you know?

>>26391222
Elevators are the best place to be Blueberry.

[X] Easy kitty, I'm taken.

>>26391205
[x]SWORD BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU DEFENSE
"Ma'am, this is the only phallic thing I'm armed with, and I'm sure neither of us want me to stab it in you." Frantic smile.

>>26391223
>>26391231
Too late, Hamsterling. Your spaghetti is already spilt.

>>26391233
[x] This. Oh, Sayaka, don't you know pretty much all meguca are bisexual at the very least?

>>26391222
[X] this

>>26391205
Wut.

[X] Easy kitty, I'm taken.

>>26391205
Put hand up to her mouth, hold it tenderly, look close and deep into her eyes, then with the other hand wipe her mouth and say, "you had something green there."

Then 360 heel turn and walk away towards Operation Blackburn

>>26391237
So does liquor and the Warmaster cap. If we got her drunk, put her in an elevator and put the Warmaster cap on her, she could out-lewd Kharn.

>>26391261

Oh SHIT. Usually I lose the trip when I'm not questing, but...

Damn it decu.

>>26391036
>>26391205
E RANK, midly dissappointed. Not even shimapan, just how japanese is this girl?

>>26391205
[x] Push her off gently but firmly. "Hmmmm, so it can be worn with underwear without obvious lines then. Certainly useful, if a bit of a shame...oh well."

All thoughts go to Kyouko!

>>26391205
[x] Sputter out that this is too close and we don't know her well enough and we're already taken.

>>26391317
You can only be so lewd, anon.

>>26391205

[X] hands on shoulders and gently but firmly keep her away.

"I didn't mean it like that!" stammer out that we want a special someone to wear something like that and then clam up about it.

>>26391299
Only with Kyoko, pure love or no love.


>>26391284
This, with the caveat that afterward Sayaka just chills against the elevator wall, letting Amber wonder how long she's had nothing on her face. It will shut her up and stop her from making silly plays on Sayaka, trying to tempt blueberry is a lesson in futility.

>>26391205
This please, maybe she'll think we're doing her...a favor. This elevator isn't mirrored is it?

Also, it will make her back off quick.

>>26391426
hurr forgot to link to the post>>26391284

>>26391233

this

>>26391317
Good girls wear white.

capcha
>ambersia which

no capcha, say it aint so!

>>26391205

[X] feel her up

Considerin her track record with ruri... totally ic

>>26391317
I'm afraid I'm going to need an example of this "Shimapan" if an anon could provide one, perhaps multiple so identification in the future can be readily made in different situations.