>>26379789
>>"You're okay! You are okay, right?"

>>26379789
>Try to sneak closer and see what they are talking about

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>>26379789
>"You're okay! You are okay, right?"

Spaghetti blowout soon, fellow tankers!

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>>26379789
>"You're okay! You are okay, right?"
Genuine distress!

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>>26379789
>"You're okay! You are okay, right?"

>>26379865

You mean Atomic Spaghetti Blowout.

The fallout will be Italian!

>>26379865

Oh Really? When?

>>26379789
>"Oh hey! How are you guys doing!"

Cooler than cucumber mode ACTIVATED

>>26379789
>"You're okay! You are okay, right?"

>>26379789
>"Oh hey! How are you guys doing!"
No matter how many times they hit us, our spaghetti will remain unspilt.

>>26379789
>"Oh hey! How are you guys doing!"

>>26379870

Every time I see that freaking bear posted, it is absolutely goddamn jubilant and praising fires. What the hell is it, and where does it come from?

>>26379789
>"Oh hey! How are you guys doing!"

stay cool

>>26379789
>>"You're okay! You are okay, right?"

I don't care if spaghetti is spilled, I want to make sure she's alright instead of glossing it over like some basement dweller that surfs /t- oh WAIT!

>>26379789
>>"Oh hey! How are you guys doing!"
>>"Yukari, what's going on? Nobody'll even look me in the eye!"
Try to act casual, feel the noodles start to slip.

>>26380055
it's probably a fire safety bear from Japan.

>>26379865
That's a nice rifle

>>26379789
>"You're okay! You are okay, right?"

Time for tanks! And spaghetti! Spaghetti and tanks!

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>>26380282

I don't think a bear teaching fire safety would be so damn happy around fires. I mean, that's like if Smokey danced about like some druggie on peyote every time he saw a forest fire engulf 250+ acres of woodland.

>"Oh hey! How are you guys doing!"
>"Yukari, what's going on? Nobody'll even look me in the eye!"

>>26380436
>Japan

>>26380355
My first experience reading skinwalker stuff was a horror thread here on /tg/ that was threadcaps of /k/ innawoods threads. I am now scared shitless since I live in a poorly lit part of town near woods, and can't walk anywhere at night without constantly checking my back.

>>26380500
well there's a thread on /k/ right now full of skinwalkers

>>26380395
Until you notice that without the buffer tube there's nowhere for the bolt to go.

>>26379938

Whenever Blackjack gets around to posting, I guess.

>>26380882
you mean after his WoT game or 3?

>>26380924
It's been an hour. That's four matches MINIMUM.

>>26379938
At the rate this is progressing, some time next thread.

>>26380982
And if we're lucky getting things resolved as opposed to making it worse with /tg/'s collective social retardation.

>>26380971
BJ has a ritual.
He only posts once every 10 matches.

>>26381014
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK!

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>>26381014
Please tell me that's a joke

>>26381014
Well, I guess that would explain the glacial pace of things.

>>26381070
Don't know for sure, but it'd explain a lot of how this quest is paced.

Rolled 3, 12, 20 = 35

>>26380971

6 matches minimum, factoring in the horrid wait time at an average of 5 minutes per match.

>>26379789
>"Oh hey! How are you guys doing!"

>>26381183
Hey, don't you have a quest to run?

>>26381183
What server are you playing on? On NA West, I rarely wait more then 45 seconds.

You almost let out a sigh of relief as you see that Yukari isn't in tears or attempting to run from your sight. She does, however blush and, much like the rest of her crew, avoids meeting your eyes. "You okay!" You say as you take a seat at the table. "You are okay, right?"

Yukari blushes more at your attention. "Yep!" She says quickly and uncomfortably.

Rose opens her mouth to fill you in on everything, but the large open book to your left speaks for her. "You made a huge mistake with that water fight..." The book is laid flat revealing Mako. "You've shown those girls that you're not just fellow tankers, but members of the opposite sex- not just partners but objects of attraction." She blinks slowly. "This will create... problems if it isn't dealt with properly."

Rose shrugs and agrees. "What Mako said." She says. "You guys shattered a delicate balance."

>"Wait... What about Saori?"
>"So, how's the low blood pressure?"
>"So you're saying the girls want to jump our mainguns?"

>>26381014
BJ

Hey

BJ

Stap playing WoT and post.

>>26381238
>"So, how's the low blood pressure?"

>>26381238
>>"So you're saying the girls want to jump our mainguns?"

>>26381238
>jumping mainguns HO!

>>26381238
>"So you're saying the girls want to jump our mainguns?"
but not so blanient there buddy.

i guess we just turned their hormones on full blast. also ask Mako and the others here if the shock wave of this mess up is spreading though the school rumor mill.

>"So you're saying the girls want to jump our mainguns?"

>>26381241
>>26381238

Timing...

>>26381237

NA West, and I play on the odd hours, so that's just me.

>>26381206

I AM.

>>26381238
>>"Wait... What about Saori?"
So, how does that enter into things?

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>>26381238
Nice job breaking it guys.

>>26381280
if Mako is up and talking to us as a normal human being, she's probably alright now.

>>26381327
i may have to do that some more. it seems to work in getting BJ to post.

>>26381370
Yeah, but getting her to admit the different helps.

>>26381238
>You really think the fact that they just realized that they have some good looking guys on the team will stop them from kicking ass?

>>26381352
welcome to /tg/ home of the massively bad decision (to the point where shooting the ceiling is seen as the superior choice most of the time)

>>26381437
it seems to stop them from doing anything BUT to ogle our buns. now that i think about it. if this is so effective on our teams. just think about how it will work on the OTHER schools in distractions before the fights. we could weaponize this as a phyc ops to make the other schools not keeping their heads in the game!

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>>26381238

>"So, how's the low blood pressure?"

I'm more surprised Mako's actually got the energy to speak whole sentences at us. Maybe she should eat breakfast more often.

>>26381238
>>"Wait... What about Saori?"

>>26381238
>"You made a huge mistake with that water fight..." The book is laid flat revealing Mako. "You've shown those girls that you're not just fellow tankers, but members of the opposite sex- not just partners but objects of attraction."

So thats why Yukari freaked out, and not because of anything we may or may not have grabbed?

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>>26381528
I'm glad that this is constantly pertinent
>>26381238
>"Wait... What about Saori?"
>"So, how's the low blood pressure?"
MC'd have to be dense as fuck to not get that the water fight made all the girls have an feeling so complicated

>>26381540
>Fabio_Emerging_From_A_Tank.gif
Genius! No enemy tanker shall leave dry!

Seriously? How repressed are these girls that the first time they see a bunch of guys hosing each other down every uterus on the ship goes DICK: WHAT A GREAT IDEA

I mean shit, Rose probably doesn't think about us like that or if she does she can obviously handle it. It's not like she a bundle of raging female hormones. Just give the girls time to get used to us farting and belching in enclosed spaces, that'll cure 'em right quick.

>>26381716
we should just start by saying "So Yukari, how are you breasts?:

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>>26381238
>"So you're saying the girls want to jump our mainguns?"

>>26381769
Smooth.

>>26381716
no I think it's also due to the grabbing.

>>26381765
Then again unlike every other girl, she's been around boys for a while and has a brother. It'd take more than her brother's dumbass friends getting wet to affect her.

>>26381765
On the other hand, somehow I doubt that Rose went from barely knowing us to watching two dudes in a water fight.

Plus, she has a brother, so there's that

Fuck it, we'll do the Tunafish Dance. It's supposed to be un-sexy, right?

>>26381540
new plan, start a tradition of beefcake waterfights when we win battles. Use their hormones to motivate them.

>>26381765
It's the repression. It's an all-girls school the size of an impossibly large cityship. The only men aboard are, apparently all geriatrics.

And suddenly, young, athletic, handsome boys in their midst hosing each other down like an inverted beer commercial?

Yeah, nah, the guys aren't the only ones getting wet because of that.

>>26381765
This is Japan we're talking about, Super Soaker's aren't sold there.

>>26381765
You obviously didn't go to single-sex high school. It's not QUITE this...bad, but I imagine that if a bunch of girls transferred into an all-male high school and had a water fight like this, the results would be similar...just probably less spaghetti

Yukari's probably blushing (other than the fact that we grabbed her somewhere) because maybe she realized that she had a real boy in her room and he left his jacket

People, please, i don't think you undsterdand.

The reason these Japgrills are getting so hot and heavy for our beefcake masculinity isn't because they've never seen men before, as likely as that sounds.

The REAL reason is that they've never before encountered a man who could be touched by non-bath water and not die five days later from the deceptively simple Japanese Cold.

Our American robustness and immunities are making them hornier than a rhino playing a bugle!

>>26381874
SUPERIOR GAIJIN GENETICS

>>26381765
Rose is used to being around guys. And sees us as brothers, or a lamp.

That said, teenagers are overcharged with hormones, which is why single-sex boarding schools/colleges tend to be hotbeds for situational homosexuality.

>>26381238
>Great we got a secret weapon for the tournaments.

And then it backfires horrifically against Pravda.

>>26381238
>"You guys shattered a delicate balance."

In my mind that sound more like "You guys awakened a terrible giant."

>>26381860
We should ask her if she still has our jacket. This is a normal question and not weird, nor will she be embarrassed by us asking it in front of other girls.

Rolled 11

>>26381907
She gave it back. Publically.

It's how patrick found out.

>>26381907
she gave it back

>>26381907
>We should ask her if she still has our jacket. This is a normal question and not weird, nor will she be embarrassed by us asking it in front of other girls.

she already returned it the morning after we left it with her.
Patrick (IIRC) made a huge deal about it and read lots into it.

>>26381920
>>26381924
Well there goes my "fun."

>>26381838
DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS

>>26381860
Yukari flag is set now!
>>26381838
>>26381761
also, we MIGHT, and i mean MIGHT be able to use this to promote the Tank club even more. get more of the garupans to surport us and work with us. the results could be more money being donated, intel as to were the other tanks could be, and maybe some more help in fixing up and maintaince on the tanks we got.

shoot, the old idea of the boys of the Blackjack crew doing a beefcake calender to sell might work better than we expect.

>>26382016
This idea is hilarious in a good way.

>>26382016
I am down for Beefcake+tanks calender idea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93dsT8a9aAU

Well, we know how to win the parade now.

>>26382016
This quest needs less retarded ideas or have you forgotten how excessive hijinks were SWQ's lower notes?

>>26381238
Ask about her blood pressure

>>26382016
I have a feeling that this would be like taking out a loan.

We get to see their spaghetti when it comes out, but imagine ours when the entire female population looks at us and starts licking their lips?

>>26382016
>>26382107
consider this another vote for beefcake-on-tonks fund raising calendar idea

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>>26382278
>OP slaps MC's shit for beefcake
>Let's vote for more beef!
Why do you hate the MC?

Backjack for the love of whatever god's out there, don't let any more beefcake ideas to be used or else it'll be worse than SWQ's derp ages.

>>26382386
Because one or more of these
-because /tg/ is retards
-because they're SWQ fans in hijinks withdrawl and want their fix even if the quest gets wrecked
-want to ruin things with girls so it'd be nothing but tanks.

>>26382278
Consider this a vote against.

>>26382149
the SWQ is not the same as GuPQ here. I get the idea that BlackJack QM is not letting this go beyond the beefcake show in SFW quest.
>>26382185
we KNEW this from day one on step aboard the Oori school ship. besides, knowing how difficult the boys are in hooking up with women, they will NEED the help.

>>26382523
I think Pat is the only one who doesn't at least have a line out yet. Rich has Saori, we're only lying to ourselves that Yukari wasn't a date, and Roy has his mystery phone buddy.

>>26382428
this is 4chan. EVERYONE is derpy here. /tg/ is just much less so than other boards. we're not high powered as SWQ so going over the top isn't likely to happen. we seem to be running along side the anime plot line just fine with out going over the cliff.

>>26382428
oh yea, we are not freaking PILOTS like the MC of SWQ or SWQ 89 is. all things considering, this quest is rather low on the hijinks. i like it that too. the MC here is just a normal guy with a well trained and exprienced crew.

>>26382428
>>26382611
Speaking of, where the fuck is PF? I thought he was coming back this summer? Or was that just to make the tears all the sweeter?

>>26382694
I think he wants to finish AWIS

>>26382694
He's supposedly coming back when he finishes his tohou quest.

>>26381238
>"So you're saying the girls want to jump our mainguns?"

BEST WORDS AT RHE BEST TIME AT THE BEST PLACE

>>26382694
good question. i have been working my way though the archive on SWQ and SWQ 89. it seems both are MIA for quite awhile now. i hope they don't become abandoned quests.

>>26382758
Meant A Wizard is You.

I should have gone to sleep by now.

>>26382781
'89 missed last week cuz Ghost had to put down his dog IIRC. He didn't feel...up to it. I knew PF wanted to finish AWIY, but I was hoping it'd happen a bit swifter than this. Ah well

>>26381238
ok, BlackJack, it's time for you to post!

>>26383094
gotta grind for that Tier IX

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>"Wait... What about Saori?"
>"So you're saying the girls want to jump our mainguns?"
>implying our 5cm L4 is a maingun during even the interwar period

>>26381528
Random Ork Quest has seen continually good decision making. Probably because of the middle part of the title.

>>26383127
>implying he doesn't already have Tier X's.

You look over at Mako- her bored and slightly annoyed expression as she continues to read her book despite the interruptions is actually a breath of fresh air considering the blushing and glancing away you've been getting all day. "So... what you're saying is that they want our-"

You don't get to finish the sentence as Rose reaches over and cuffs you upside the back of your head. "Don't be so crude. This is a bigger problem than you realise..." She says, looking over at Yukari. "They'll get used to the idea that there are guys. Guys who are, and please don't take this as my personal opinion, attractive and into driving tanks just like them. But it might take time, and until that happens..."

Mako nods. "How will you help train crews if talking to them makes them break out blushing and muttering responses?"

>"So what do we do, then?"
>"Well, we'll just have to have a frank and honest discussion with the girls."
>"I'd like to point out at this time that this is all Richard and Patricks fault."

Anyone heard the news about the english dub?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oy80FhOJQG8

>>26383130
well from what I've saw, it's not so bad in quests not related to SWQ in any remote way as Valkyrian Mercs Quest wasn't anywhere as bad, sure htere was a few crazy idea but its readers got the hint quick.

>"So what do we do, then?"
>"I'd like to point out at this time that this is all Richard and Patricks fault."

>>26383189
>"Well, we'll just have to have a frank and honest discussion with the girls. If you got any better ideas I'm all ears."

>Guys who are, and please don't take this as my personal opinion, attractive and into driving tanks just like them
So tempting to grab this thread of conversation, but let's hold it in

>>26383130
They couldn't have our ammo. We have a special gun...

>>26383189

>"So what do we do, then?"

>>26383189
>"I'd like to point out at this time that this is all Richard and Patricks fault."

>>26383189
>"Well, we'll just have to have a frank and honest discussion with the girls. If you got any better ideas I'm all ears."

sounds good

>>26383189
I say we do the American thing and blame the Paddy.

>>26383231
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT.

Seriously, the only good dub I've ever seen is for Hellsing Ultimate, and it makes sense for the setting.

>>26383189
[x]"I'd like to point out at this time that this is all Richard and Patricks fault."

It all started with them horsing around. Next thing we know they'll be asking for rides inside the Pershing even though the driver is away and we can't (can we?) drive worth shit.

>>26383189
>"Well, we'll just have to have a frank and honest discussion with the girls."

>>26383189
>"Well, we'll just have to have a frank and honest discussion with the girls. If you got any better ideas I'm all ears."

>>26383189
>"Well, we'll just have to have a frank and honest discussion with the girls."

Step up to the plate

Rolled 22

>>26383189
First I will have sex with all of them.
Then they will be used to the masculinity.

>"So what do we do, then?"
>"Well, we'll just have to have a frank and honest discussion with the girls."

>>26383231
>Tankery
>not Panzerfahren
English dub confirmed for not-ubermensch
>>26383321
Black Lagoon dub was decent...and also made sense in canon

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>>26383189
>"So what do we do, then?"
>"Well, we'll just have to have a frank and honest discussion with the girls."

>>26383321
the GiTS dub was good.

>>26383189

>"I'd like to point out at this time that this is all Richard and Patricks fault."

>"So what do we do, then?"

Let's get it sorted out

>>26383321
>He's never seen Baccano
Do so. Now. This is what dubbing should be.

>>26383379
But doesn't make sense, since it's set in Japan.

>>26383189
>"I'd like to point out at this time that this is all Richard and Patricks fault."
A great commander takes responsibility for his subordinates. We're an alright commander.

>>26383379
Black Lagoon, Hellsing OVA, GiTS, Bebop and 8th MS Team are some of the better dubs overall.

>>26383394
Who cares? They don't sound like cartoonish fuckwits, which is the important bit.

>>26383189
>So we just need to act like obnoxious jackasses in front of them? Time to for the prank of all pranks.

Or alternatively,

>We just need to get off the market.

>>26383189
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqMUuOPsa0o

>>26383189
>"Well, we'll just have to have a frank and honest discussion with the girls."
Lets nip this in the bud now even it'll be a bit unpleasant before it blows up in our face during a comp.

>>26383369
personally I prefered Tankwando

>>26383231
If they take out the Katyusha bit I will be incredibly upset

>>26383189
>"I'd like to point out at this time that this is all Richard and Patricks fault."
As >>26383415 said, we are *not* a great commander, we are merely an alright commander.

>>26383189
this will do just fine.
>>26383304

>>26383495
But wasn't it actually like, Senshado or something?

>>26383514
"Way of the Tank", literally.

>>26383374

Erika is best girl. But Jagdpanther-chan will always a place in muh heart.

>>26383514
Yea, in Japanese it's Senshado. Literally "way of the tank"

>>26383472
dude. once this hits common knowlage among the garupans, the girls the boys hook up with will have to fight to keep the others away like they are waves of hungry wolves off a deer kill.

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>>26383514
I think so yeah, but one of the subs groups (I forget which one actually) translated it as Tankwando. Which I thought was puntastic.

>>26383189
>>"Well, we'll just have to have a frank and honest discussion with the girls."

Sounds doable. But how well the girls will be receptive to such a notion may be another thing entirely.

>>26383231
>no preview of characters' voices
2/10

>>26383636
IIRC Hiryuu or something had Tankwondo, Commie's Ubermensch had Panzerfahren, and Crunchyrips...err, I mean Horriblesubs had Tankery. Chances are the dub is just using the Crunchy script, so we get Tankery.

>>26383189
>>"I'd like to point out at this time that this is all Richard and Patricks fault."
BLAME THE POTATO-EATER

>>26383636
>>26383745
Tankwondo was a shit translation.

>>26383731
If the quality of the voice-over is any indicator, that's a big ol' NOPE.

>>26383891
>yfw the narrator is Yukari

>>26383189
>"Well, we'll just have to have a frank and honest discussion with the girls."

>>26383189
>"First, I'd like to point out at this time that this is all Richard and Patricks fault."
>"Well, we'll just have to have a frank and honest discussion with the girls."

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>>26383745
>>26383880
Panzerfahren > Sensha-do > Tankwando = Tankery = Awful awful shit

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>>26384151
>>26383745
>>26383636
>>26383474
>>26383422
>>26383388
>>26383379
>>26383231
distracting subs are distracting.

>>26384151
I completely agree with you (hell even Tanking is a better translation) but I cannot imagine the meeting that would have to take place for them to use Senshado or Panzerfahren.
>So, we've got to translate Senshado. Literally means "Way of the Tank"
>Okay, so why don't we use...Senshado?
>You're...kidding, right? That's not actually translating it!
>How about Panzerfahren
>Now we're dubbing into German? This is an English dub!

By and large these dubs aren't meant for "us" (the people who've already seen the show subbed)

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>>26384234

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>>26384234
Why are there so many great Garupans?

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>>26384248
That's the Thing though. Martial Arts are frequently not translated. Taekwandou, Kung Fu, et cetera. That said, if you absolutely -must- translate to English, Tanking and Tankers would be your best bet. Tankery sounds like an eight year old made it up, and ignores the entire point of dubs - That it sounds natural in the language.

That said, the narrator had enthusiasm, but the voice was non-varied - Reading the script, not saying the lines and playing the character.

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>>26384285
Because they're all perfect

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>>26384323
But some are more perfect than others. Waifu the Erwin, Friendo the Yukari, Daughteru the Mako.

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>>26383731
Kay will have the best VA.
The woman will just get a sheet with MURIKA!!! scribbled diagonally across it as preparation.

>>26384305
And it has to be roughly the same syllable count so it doesn't screw up the timing.

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>>26384305
Yes, but that's because a western audiences are already familiar with taekwondo, kung fu, ninjutsu, judo, etc. If you went up to someone on the street and said you took judo, they'd probably understand. If you said they took Senshado, 99% chance you get nothing but a quizzical look. They really have to translate it, but you're right in saying that Tankery was the worst possible option, except in syllable count.
>>26384323
That they are
>>26384346
That'd be glorious

>>26384338
>>26384323
Anchovy is most perfect though

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>>26384389

>>26384338
>Yu/k/ari
This is both terrifying and arousing.
>>26384346
>>26384382
>yfw she gets an AWFUL fake Texan accent

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>>26384389
let's not start this. They're all perfect and beautiful in their own ways

>>26384389
Whozzat?

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>>26384425
It'd be somewhat forgiven if she whoops out a rebel yell going into combat. Also, you KNOW that Yukari would be all over /k/ like the WoT team would be in /vg/ constantly

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>>26384415
you got something to say?

>>26384437
The match they did a 5-second aftermath shot of.

>>26384458
>It'd be somewhat forgiven if she whoops out a rebel yell going into combat.
No. That would earn forgiveness for a reasonably well done Alabama drawl.

>>26384425
Yukari is a well known and respected internet tanking authority - Despite being a notanks, she's a respected tripfag on 2ch/k/, and is a moderator on SenshadoFans.jp. On other Senshado forums, she routinely chips in with a well informed opinion that is seldom wrong. Odds are, if you see PanzerOtaku, it's Yu/k/ari.

>>26384497
And are getting an OVA
Speaking of that, any release date yet?

>>26384502
That's why I said "somewhat". Also, the Texans had the rebel yell too

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>>26384461
I'm saying that Anchovy has absolutely no screentime. I can't see what you see in her to call her Best Garupan.

>>26384524
>Not superior Carolina accent with superior Carolina yell

Faggot

>>26384524
Yes, but a girl with a good 'bama drawl is sexy as all hell.

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>>26384533
>>26384461
Both of your Garupans are lovely. Stop it with the negative waves
>>26384542
I'm from NC. What are you implying?
>>26384545
Perhaps, but I wouldn't count on it

>>26384545
>>26384542
>>26384524
>>26384502
>Not a delicious Louisianan drawl

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>tfw no canadian garupans

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>>26384458
>>26384502
>>26384542
>>26384545
>>26384589
What was that one tank called, again?

>>26384542
>>26384578
I swear, I seem to be seeing a lot more people from NC around lately. What the hell is with that?

If any of you are out in the middle of nowhere near Anson county, get the fuck out of here as fast as possible it is not a kind place to be.

>>26384346
In crayon. It will be done in Crayon

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>>26384648

>>26384675
This is America. It will be written in a mixture of barbeque sauce and Native American blood.

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>>26384648
The Lee?

>>26384652
>Anson county
Oh god, run while you can

>>26384648
Lucky strikes?

>>26384700
So Crayola crayon.

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>>26384511
please tell me you are serious

>>26384708
I was born here.
I will probably die here.
But you know what? I must admit that it's an entertaining place to live.

>>26384638
>Valentine: Quickly outpaced and replaced with Churchills and Shermans
>Grizzly: Modded Sherman
>Ram: Used only as a trainer

Not really an impressive enough lineup.

>>26384542
>>26384524
>>26384502
all of yall are ant worth a lick to the appalachina drawl.

>>26384761
>ant
Tryin a bit too hard there, buddy.

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>>26384737
I know. But what we lack in Good Tanks, we make up for in FIGHTING SPIRIT!

You look at the three girls, the bored Mako, the serious Rose and the uncharactoristically quiet Yukari. Really, there's only one thing that can be done at this point- you need to be grow up, get real and do what needs to be done.

You need to pass the buck.

"Hey! This isn't even my fault! Patrick and Richard sta-OW!" Rose cuffs you upside the head a third time. "That's starting to hurt!" You say, rubbing the back of your skull. "Alright, so we just need to get everyone together and hash it out then, I guess." You say, with sense perhaps finally being beaten into your skull.

Rose nods. "That is a very respectable, adult decision!" She says. "Get on it!"

>"Wait, I need help on this!"
>"So what do we do about Yukari then?"
>Other.

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>>26384725
They never said she wasn't, and admit it. It fits. We can both see this being A Thing.

>>26384730
>>26384578
>>26384652
yea, VA here.

>>26384791
>"So what do we do about Yukari then? Also, stop smacking me upside the head."

>>26384805
Chester. It's nothing like Halifax, which I call my home county. Both in Virginia.

>>26384791
>Other.
Hey, uh, Yukari. If I did anything really embarrassing while I was blind there I'm sorry.

>>26384826
I'm form Roanoke as a matter of fact. nice place.

>>26384791
>Hey, uh, Yukari. If I did anything really embarrassing while I was blind there I'm sorry. Moving forward though I need your head in the game for Tank practice. Think you can do that for me?

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>>26384791
>"So what do we do about Yukari then?"
By the way Yukari, did I grab your tits back there.

And if it was your arm you need to lift more, get some loadin guns for loadin guns.

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>>26384791
>Other.
Take your tank and go home.

>>26384791
>Hey Yukari, want to go visit some model stores after practice today
whatcouldgowrong?

>>26384791
>Other.
call Anzu, and provided she hasn't fallen like the rest of the girls, tell her to have the teams meet after school to work this out. maybe bounce the beefcake calender idea off her as a fund raiser idea if rose doesn't smack us again.

>>26384791
>"So what do we do about Yukari then?"
Let's just admit that she's our waifu and move on.

>>26384831
seconded

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>>26384791
>You need to pass the buck.

Oh shit. My sides. Good job Blackjack I thought I was reading SWQ again.

>Other
>Find Patrick and Richard and bring them onboard to ride this flaming tank

>>26384791
>Other.
>Hey Yukari, sorry if I accidentally, you know, groped you back there

>>26384782

Canadians were badass stormtroopers in WW1. More feared than even the German ones, and ther Germans shat their pants when they saw CANADA charge at them.

The Ram II is a wonderful tank that was simply better than the M3 LEE. Mostly because TURRET.

While completely unrelated, the NZEF in WW2 was one of the few units that kicked Rommel's ass throughout the African campaign.

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>>26384791
>"So what do we do about Yukari then?"

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>>26384993

>>26384791
>Hey, uh, Yukari. If I did anything really embarrassing while I was blind there I'm sorry. Moving forward though I need your head in the game for Tank practice. Think you can do that for me?


SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN

>>26384865
sounds good too

>>26385039
This.l

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>Senshado will never be a sport like paintball

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>>26385029

>>26384791
>>"Wait, I need help on this!"

No way we'll be able to gather all the girls by ourselves after our...performance earlier today.

>>26385110
What we need to do is to tell all the girls to meet us in a secluded spot. Each one seperately, but all in the same spot at the same time. Enlist the aid of our fellow men.

>>26384865
This

>>26384791
>[x] "Wait, I need help on this!"
>Other: Apologize to Yukari for grabbing her.

>>26384791
>"Wait, I need help on this!"

>>26385350
>>26385503
>>26385110
simple. call Anzu. as much as we distrust the little scamp. she IS far more reasonable and able to get the girls together than we can.

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>>26385639
>mfw she is probably hatching a crazy xantos gambit to get into our pants

>>26385639
>SPECIAL SUMMON ANZU IN DEFENSE MODE
>ACTIVATE TRAP CARD: COMPULSORY EVACUATION DEVICE

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>>26385639

>>26385669
Oh sweet Jesus.

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>>26385669
i'm ok with this.

>>26385690
what? off the battle field, Anzu runs this town. Miho is too new here, and we're to green of an MC to get everyone ourselves. If Anzu hasn't fallen for our tight buns, she could help pull this around. she does NOT want us to lose the next match after all.

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>>26385669

I thought we had already established that Anzu was more "intrusive, terrible imouto" than "tsundere, abusive stalker"

>>26385849
The beef can change people.

>>26385821
It would be tad Faustian to let her manipulator tentacles wrap around us in such a fashion.

Someone fell asleep~

>>26384993
as an NZfag, I'd love it if there was an ANZAC school. Why doesn't your school have a Sentinel with two 25pdrs in the turret?

We'd also have a terrifying fleet of undefeated Bob Semple tanks, and Schofields.

Look them up, and tremble.

>>26386162
>Sentinel with two 25pdrs in the turret
wut
Pics, man. We need pics.

>>26386190
http://www.ww2incolor.com/forum/showthread.php/10864-British-Experimental-Tanks?p=170311#post170311
h/f

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>>26386208
My dick is all kinds of hard right now, anon.
Have another crazy badass Aussie creation, albeit from a later war, as thanks.

>>26383231
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=oy80FhOJQG8
>comments are disabled

Jesus Christ. I want to read the spergfest, dammit.

As much as it really isn't your fault, and as much as you're not exactly sure why you have to be the one who tries to fix everything, you do need to get things running smoothly again. And you can't screw it up, which means you need a bit of a practice run, if anything. And, well, Yukari is still needing to be put back in working order.

"Yukari?" You say, she glances over at you before glancing away, blushing. "Yukari! Hey!" You start, forcing her to look at you. "It's me! Listen, I know you're a bit confused- but there's nothing different about me! I'm still me!"

She looks confused. "I know that, it's just..." She says, glancing back and forth between Rose and Mako. "It's just..." She blushes furiously. "Um... I've..." She starts. "Hey, did you know that the M4 Sherman and M3 Lee where both based on the chasis of the M2-"

>"M2 Medium tank, I know!"
>"Yukari, don't worry, we're still friends even if Patrick and Richard soaked me!"
>"I'm really sorry I grabbed you earlier- I was completely blind!"

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Two hours.
That is all.

H-H-How does it take you this long to write?

>>26386301
>>"M2 Medium tank, I know!"
>>"I'm really sorry I grabbed you earlier- I was completely blind!"

Both of these, one after the other

>>26386301
>"M2 Medium tank, I know!"
Then
>"I'm really sorry I grabbed you earlier- I was completely blind!"

>>26386301
>"M2 Medium tank, I know! Stop trying to sidestep the issue."

>>26386301
>>"M2 Medium tank, I know!"
>>"I'm really sorry I grabbed you earlier- I was completely blind!"

Yeah, this.

>>26386301
>"M2 Medium tank, I know!"
>"I'm really sorry I grabbed you earlier- I was completely blind!"

>>26386323
My guess is he first plays WoT for about an hour, then whips up the post in ten or so minutes, then he just sits and waits until someone starts whining before posting it.

He fell asleep, guys.

>>26386242
Christ that gun confuses me. Looks like the love child of a STG/AK/FAL with an M203 on it. Fuck I'm too drunk for this shit.

>>26386301
>"M2 Medium tank, I know! Now finish what you were trying to say!"

>>26386376
no u!

>>26386301
>"M2 Medium tank, I know!"
>"I'm really sorry I grabbed you earlier- I was completely blind!"

>>26386162
There is one.

Koala Academy.

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>>26386242
New Zealand makes up for the abortion that is the Semple, with the Charlton Automatic Rifle.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlton_Automatic_Rifle

A fully automatic conversion of the Lee Enfield.

>>26386382
It's The Bitch, a crazy ANZAC creation, built off of L1A1s and L2A1s.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L1A1_Self-Loading_Rifle#Australia
>>26386450
Different gun, but also awesome in it's sheer wackiness.

>>26386449

Isn't that the Aussie school?

>>26386466
There's so little info on it you could write it off as an ANZAC school and no-one would blink an eyelid.

>>26386208
>>26386190
>>26386162
An ANZAC school with sentinels would wipe the floor with pretty much everyone - Given that the Basic Hull of the thing from the AC3 onwards was more heavily armoured than the Sherman, faster, and the type of steel used caused less spalling.

The 25pdr main gun for the AC3 was also a lot better than the Sherman's 75, since they made excellent APBC ammo for it that had surprisingly good penetration.

And the ACIV was designed from the start to mount a 17pdr comfortably, unlike the Firefly. All models also had better safe ammo storage than the earlier Shermans and Cromwells.

Basically Koala school should wreck face as long as they're not jobbing with Matildas or crusaders or something.

http://www.mheaust.com.au/Aust/Research/Sentinel/sentinelmk.htm

>>26386301
Hey BlackJack! All in all you're okay guy, but you tend to SUCK. Especially on posting time. You bastard.

>>26386660
Amen

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>>26386660
Also, you suck on pacing very often. Like, it took us, what, 3 separate threads to find Yukari? I barely see the point of all this running around.

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>>26386301
>"I'm really sorry I grabbed you earlier- I was completely blind!"

>>26386681
Here's what happened last thread: WE GOT A SHIRT.

>>26386738
NEXT TIME ON GUP QUEST:
- WE GET SOME PANTS!

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You used to update every 45-55 minutes, now it's always over an hour. What happened to you BJ?

>>26386752
Next time on a very special GuP Quest:
"Hey, do you guys know where Yukari is?"
"I dunno."
"Damn."

I enjoyed catching up in the archives, but following this is suffering.

>>26386783
That is the abridged version.
Meanwhile in the MC's head:
"Take my shirt off!"
"Yukari is mai waifu!"
"BEEFCAEK"
"rails suk"

>>26386162
Man I wish we would get better ping on sea over here
New Zealand has best internet

This post delay is redonkulous.
At this speed an actual tournament match would take months.

Blackjack post ffs

Someone find his IP and bomb it so he can't play WoT. Maybe then he'll get the message to FUCKIN' UPDATE!

>>26386988

Too bad he's on NA West....or else I'd just start rofflestomping him in my Maus

>>26387011

Or my TOG

Guys, while I agree BJ is way too slow, maybe you might want to actually contribute to the quest. Because right now, there are more whine posts than votes on how to proceed!

>>26387011
I play NAwest. Like right now. What's his friggin name, i"ll go pester him. Or at least blast him.

>>26386301
>>"I'm really sorry I grabbed you earlier- I was completely blind!"
>"M2 Medium tank, I know!"

"...M2 Medium Tank, I know." You say, a bit exasperated. "Yukari, stop getting all nervous! There is literally nothing new or different about me or any of the guys. We like tanks jus-almost as much as you! We still drive the same Pershing..."

She nods. "I know, it's just that..." She blushes furiously, looking back and forth between you and Rose and Mako. You look at her expectantly. "Hey, when do you want to come over again? Have you ever seen The Beast?"

You exhale. "Sure, maybe after practice?" You say, just happy that someone is meeting your eye again. "Oh, sorry I grabbed you earlier! Probably scared the crap out of you-"

She smiles. "It's fine!" She says standing up. "I'm going to go find Miho!" She says with a wave and then she's gone. Well that's one down.

You look over at Mako. "Hey, why weren't you affected by the waterfight, anyway?"

She stops reading for a moment and looks you in the eye. "Love is a mortal affair." She says without batting an eye.

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>>26387044

>>26387052
Welp. That seals it. Mako is a terminator, just like Rose.

>>26387061
Reejoice! For BlackJack has returned!

>>26387052
Love the quest, but for the love of the Gods, can you speed up the posting times a little?

Next time on Girls und Panzer Quest!

>Black Jack realizes he actually does need caffiene.
>We have a frank, adult discussion with the garupans.
>Anzu does give a shit.

Girls und Panzer Quest will resume (With copious caffiene) on Saturday at 5PM!

Follow me on twitter for schedule updates and to find out when the thread goes live!

https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ

>>26387070
Can we compare him to other QMs? Or would that be dickish?

>>26387072

I can just imagine Anzu throwing a bitchfit about rules while starting to plot for beefcake somehow happening again, just because she missed the show.

So, just did the math. Currently, BlackJack is averaging about 1.98 words per minute, per post.

>>26387052
Did Yukari just ask us out? Oh god Rose has been encouraging her and she ran off cause she got nervous.

>>26387079
dude, there is not another QM I know of that is as glacial as BJ

>>26387101
jesus titty fucking H christ...

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>>26387101
In 4 months we've gotten about as far as episode 3.

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>>26386450
NZ's Schofield is an alright scout. Is basically a Lighter and less armoured but much faster Pz 38t.

Strap a little-john onto its 2 pdr and you can legitimately threaten heavy tanks with your 5 ton tank based on a truck chassis.

also it transfroms so its ripe for Autobot based jokes/names.

>>26387871

Yeah, but still... 10mm of armor, even a heavy machine gun rips through that thing!