>>26358749
>Yukari- Gotta make sure the Panzer IV gunner isn't somehow psychologically scarred.


HAHA, TONKS, etc.

GuP Quest? That must mean it's time to go to bed.

Goddamn timezones.

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>>26358749
>Yukari, then Anzu, then clothes.
Time for running quest.

>Find our crew- maybe they can help us get things done.

If they aren't complete assholes we can delegate clothes and Yukari (the boys are banned from fixing that situation) to them while we handle Anzu.

>>26358834
This

>>26358749
>Clothes- you're not going to be very much help to the team with a cold.
Then
>Anzu- This sort of stuff needs to be discussed in private, and you won't have that during afternoon practice.
Then
>Yukari- Gotta make sure the Panzer IV gunner isn't somehow psychologically scarred.

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>>26358889
But Yukari is the loader.

And if WoT has taught me anything that makes her even more important.

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>>26358749
TIME FOR TONKS!

>>26359014
>Clothes- you're not going to be very much help to the team with a cold.
Then
>Anzu- This sort of stuff needs to be discussed in private, and you won't have that during afternoon practice.
Then
>Yukari- Gotta make sure the Panzer IV gunner isn't somehow psychologically scarred.

And if you can't find Yukari you can always tell one of her crewmates your apology instead of confronting her directly. Which may in fact be a bad idea to begin with.

>>26358749
>Clothes- you're not going to be very much help to the team with a cold.
>Anzu- This sort of stuff needs to be discussed in private, and you won't have that during afternoon practice.
>Yukari- Gotta make sure the Panzer IV gunner isn't somehow psychologically scarred.

we can do all of these, we have a cel phone and their numbers, right? RIGHT?

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>>26358749
>Yukari- Gotta make sure the Panzer IV gunner isn't somehow psychologically scarred.

>>26359038
that one in the back right, is that a reference to the tank in that war movie with the nazi gold in france?

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>>26358749
>Clothes- because fuck wet clothes.

>>26358749
>>Yukari- Gotta make sure the Panzer IV gunner isn't somehow psychologically scarred.
While we do that, call our crew and see if they can take care of other stuff

>>26358749
>clothes, then Yukari, then Anzu

I don't think seeking her out with wet clothes would be a great idea.... not that it stopped other readers from doing so. I mean we're in this mess because everyone went full hijinks retard like it was SWQ.

>>26358749
>>Clothes- you're not going to be very much help to the team with a cold.

Oh boy, it's back!

>>26359214
um, no. not really. it's from the anime show.

>>26358749
oh, and THANK YOU BlackJack QM for being able to start much earlier than normal. it help alot for we on the east coast that need to get to work in the morning.

>>26359352
... I know its from the anime show, do you not know what a reference is?

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>>26359576
It still isn't.

But this is.

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>>26359576
pic related.

and yea, i know the movie, it's from Kelly's heros

>>26358749
>>Yukari- Gotta make sure the Panzer IV gunner isn't somehow psychologically scarred.

Because that is important and then

>Anzu- This sort of stuff needs to be discussed in private, and you won't have that during afternoon practice.

The clothes can wait, though perhaps we have some clothes on campus. We could always change socks.

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>>26358749
>Clothes- you're not going to be very much help to the team with a cold.
Because fuck wet clothes, as somebody said, then
>Yukari- Gotta make sure the Panzer IV gunner isn't somehow psychologically scarred.
Our crew are big boys, and letting the anzu train roll undisturbed will probably work out for the best

>>26359633
fucking saved.

>>26360118
is that thing made of paper? it seems like it would be tearing up those thin japanese roads.

>>26360181
What about super carrier roads? Might not be so flimsy 'round these parts.

>>26360181
It's probably because they're on an aircraft carrier. If they can afford to finance at least five of those things as mobile cities, they can afford some better roads.

>>26360181
It's on the deck of a giant ship.

>>26360181
Tanks actually have a similar amount of ground pressure compared to cars so there is no reason for them to be tearing up asphalt

>>26360181
the panzer iv was perfectly road-capable.
Also I imagine roads lain on the deck of a ship to be somewhat sturdy

>>26360118
>Our crew are big boys, and letting the anzu train roll undisturbed will probably work out for the best

MUAHAHAHA
>>26358749
>Clothes- you're not going to be very much help to the team with a cold.
>Yukari- Gotta make sure the Panzer IV gunner isn't somehow psychologically scarred.

>>26360291
I should clarify: probably work out for the best in the 'plausibly deny that we couldn't stop her keikaku because we weren't aware of it' sense

So is BJs WoT name 21BlackJack?

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>>26360626
Nope.

>>26360660
what is his WoT name then?

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>>26360699
Not tellin' ya.

>>26360752
well, some one knows, and who ever is on WoT needs to tell BlackJack to quit playing now and POST!

First priority is Yukari- Miho's loader is certainly a bit of an oddball, but she was consistantly bubbly and almost always in a jotful, welcoming mood. This morning is perhaps the only time you've seen her freak out like that. And you're still not entirely sure why, though you have a few theories.

As you enter the cafeteria, you scan the crowd for her distinctive fluffy hair. Looking from table to table, you grimace as you fail to spot her. You're actually a bit worried now- Yukari was usually eating lunch with Miho and the rest of the Panzer IV's crew. As you file into the line to grab lunch, you look around.

You see Rose and Roy eating at one table- Rose, for all her annoyance with you, is pretty willing to help you out with things- Roy needs to be dealt with as well, but all in good time.

As you stack your tray with a postively American amount of food (All that being cold has made you hungry as hell.) you see Miho, Saori and, with a postively Hanan amount of food, Hana sitting at another table- they might have a better idea of where Yukari got off to.

>Go with your crew.
>Ask Miho.
>Keep cool- we can do this ourselves without worrying anyone!

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>>26360792
You were just waiting for someone to say something, weren't ya?

>>26360699

Also LegioCI

>>26360812

Also yes.

>>26360792
>Ask Miho.

>>26360816
Ohhh.
So you were that one SWQ writefag.

>>26360792
>Keep cool- we can do this ourselves without worrying anyone!

>>26360792
>Go with your crew.
If Rose tells us 'yeah you flat-out groped yukari' And we spaghetti, that's ok. Scaring the rest of her crew is not the way to go

>Ask Miho.

Hopefully, the girls won't be too distracted by our current predicament.

>>26360792
>Keep cool- we can do this ourselves without worrying anyone!

Tank garage?

>>26360792
>Keep cool- we can do this ourselves without worrying anyone!
This is code for ineptitude!

>>26360792
>>Go with your crew.

Rose would definitely be willing to help us out and I really want to know who the hell our one member of the crew is seeing.

>>26360792
>>Keep cool- we can do this ourselves without worrying anyone!
Time to spill the spaghetti!

>>26360792
>>Ask Miho.
>>26360792
If anyone has seen her, its them.

>>26360792
>>Ask Miho.
Miho~

>>26360792
>Ask Miho.
We haven't talked with Miho in forever

>>26360932
not sure if she really wants to hear about what happened.

>>26361001
While I am for asking the crew, I do have to point out that she was staring at the water fight before we even got there, and was probably staring even more after we joined. She probably did see everything.

>>26360792
>Ask Miho.
she knows more about our beloved fluffy one than we do sadly. she could tell us. or get her to phone her if she doesn't know.
we will deal with Roy later....on our time...

man, BlackJack, if you thought wet socks are bad, wet underwear can be worse in the short run. it's like an ice pack on your manhood.

>>26360792
>Ask Miho.

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>>26360792
>Ask Miho.
And after that ask Rose. We will get this sorted out.

>>26361053
if that is so.... did we just send up the "turn Yukari into a love and/or sex obsessed with us stalker" flag?

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>>26361097
>Rich's face when

>>26361244
I doubt Rich can much handle the one he has much less Hana added on.

>>26360792
>Ask Miho.

>>26361315
Doesn't mean he won't give it the ol' college try!

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>>26361315
>I doubt Rich can much handle the one he has much less Hana added on.
>much less Hana added on.
>Hana added on.
This is now Panzer the Transgression Quest.

>>26360792
>>Go with your crew.

Good morning, everyone (fucking timezones...)

>>26360792
Ask miho

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... Whenever you're ready Blackjack.

>>26362174
Hah, Tax Quest isn't the slowest quest!

>>26362185
>Tax Quest
>slow
pick one.

i have to give Tax Quest QM MASSIVE kudos, he writes wonderful and really fast. i swear he's a professional writer some how.

>>26362185
I'd say the current title of Slowest Quest goes to Nazis in Fantasyland. Good writing, but we get threads like once every month or two.

>>26362332
>Implying that Boone Quest isn't slower

You slide into the empty chair at Miho's table. You give them a friendly smile. "Ladies."

"Russells." Miho says, blushing. Actually, both her and Hana and Saori for that fact are avoiding your gaze. That's actually really friggin odd, actually.

"So how'd Mako do with a good breakfast?" You ask, picking up a piece of sushi and popping it your mouth. It was some kind of fish, obviously, but you'd found out quickly that sushi and noodles were some of the best things at this school. You stayed away from the more western foods, since they were often... not quite right.

"Oh!" Hana says, blushing and looking down at her food. "She was fine! Very energetic, by her standards!" Miho and Saori nod in agreement.

Yeah, something is definately up- you're worried now. Did this have something to do with Yukari running off?

>"What's up with you guys?"
>"So, has anyone seen Yukari around?"
>"So I guess I'll see you guys around then..." (Go ask someone else.)

>>26362370

Boone Quest ain't exactly slow--there's just massive hiatuses between threads

>>26362387
>"What's up with you guys?"
>"So, has anyone seen Yukari around?"
BOTH

>>26362387
>"What's up with you guys?"

>>26362387
>"So, has anyone seen Yukari around?"
Should have changed first...

>>26362387
>"So, has anyone seen Yukari around?"

>>26362370
it isn't slow now. besides, the QM of boone needs down time to DRAW all the pics in his quest. amazing deadication i say.

>>26362387
oh yea,
>"So, has anyone seen Yukari around?"

>>26362387
>"What's up with you guys?"
>"So, has anyone seen Yukari around?"

WEAPONIZED SPAGHETTI LAUNCHING

>>26362387
>>"What's up with you guys?"

>>26362387
>"So, has anyone seen Yukari around?"
Mission objective remains unchanged.

>>26362387
>>"What's up with you guys?"
>>"So, has anyone seen Yukari around?"
Odd behavior is odd.

>>26362387
>>"What's up with you guys?"
>>"So, has anyone seen Yukari around?"

>>26362387
>"What's up with you guys?"
It's probably related to Yukari, and asking indirectly is good

>>26362387
>"What's up with you guys?"
>"So, has anyone seen Yukari around?"

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>>26362387
>"So, has anyone seen Yukari around?"
>I think I accidentally grabbed her while trying to dunk Roy after he blinded me with soap. Just want to make sure I didn't hurt her.
Damage control. All day every day. For any reason or no reason.

>>26362569
I'd be surprised if we resolved things this tread (just because of how not much happens in each thread)

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MC's fw this thread

>>26362656
Nobody wants to be moist, anon.

>>26362717
Yet here we are.

>>26362656
>His super power: Making things damp.
Well, in this case, only a few specific things.

>>26362748
Dude, it's wordplay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YQuyV1iNmM

>>26362387
>"What's up with you guys?"
>"So, has anyone seen Yukari around?"

Proceeding with conversation as planned.

>>26362387
>"What's up with you guys?"
>"So, has anyone seen Yukari around?"

Since we started early, are we getting an extra post tonight, BJ?

>>26362887
only if someone on WoT tell him to log off and post.

>>26362887
I think we lost that when we had a staring contest with BJ, with almost 2 hours between the first and the second posts.

You put their odd behavior to the side- you need to get down to business. You lean back, taking a drink of apple juice from the small bottle you grabbed. You need to play this casually; we don't need to alarm them or let them know we're worried. "So, where's Yukari at?" You ask, putting an innocent look across your face as you chew on another piece of sushi.

They shift around for a few seconds, still unwilling to quite look at you and blushing furiously- it hits you like lightning as you realise it- the schools on these ships were all-girls. This was probably first time since long before puberty they'd seen guys do anything vaguely sexual in-front of them. Granted, the water fight like that wasn't meant to be regarded that way, but how would you and the guys on your crew have regarded it if the girls of Miho's tank had started spraying each other with water and taking their shirts off?

You mentally slap your forehead, but before you can do it physically Hana quietly answers your question. "I haven't seen her today- maybe she's with Mako? They've got class together."

>Let's got find them!
>Maybe we should have dry clothes before we talk to Yukari again?
>Maybe Rose and Roy can help?

>>26363475
>>Maybe we should have dry clothes before we talk to Yukari again?
>>Maybe Rose and Roy can help?

>>26363475
>Maybe we should have dry clothes before we talk to Yukari again?

>>26363475
>>Maybe Rose and Roy can help?

>>26363475
>Maybe we should have dry clothes before we talk to Yukari again?

>>26363475
>>Maybe we should have dry clothes before we talk to Yukari again?

>Not intending for it to be sexual

Maybe not in character, but that was anon's intent

>>26363475
>Maybe we should have dry clothes before we talk to Yukari again?
Let's try this again.

>>26363475
>Let's got find them!

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>>26363475
>Let's got find them!
>Maybe we should have dry clothes before we talk to Yukari again?

>>26363475
>Acquire dry clothes, then acquire Yukari

>>26363475
>Maybe we should have dry clothes before we talk to Yukari again?
then
>Let's got find them!

I feel like Rose might help, but let's leave Roy out of this one

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>>26363695
>Yukari's face

>>26363742
I know, right?

>>26363742
I was like 10 seconds from posting exactly this, picture and all.
...are you me?

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>>26363695
That's against the rurus!

>>26363786
I...I seriously don't know

Quick, favorite History team girl!

>>26363475
FIRST OF ALL!
>appolgize for that show of beef cake earlier. it seems the girls were not ready for that much beef. and in a subdued tone to Miho that the tank crews keep the knowlage of such a show to them selves for now. (I.e. reverse pych ops!)

then go see about a change of cloths if possable. but first of all, we must find the fluffy one!

>>26363868
Saemonza.

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>>26363923
Okay, good, we're not the same person

>>26363949
I'm not the anon you asked. I'm a different anon who just felt like answering the question.

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>>26363868
Guderian.

>>26363949
Oreo sure has the b(r)e(a)st ideas. Though she was succesffuly hit earlier. Big hitboxes and all.

>>26364059
Heavies can't dodge em all

>>26363949
I'm the annon from before, had to let the dog out.
Oreo!
So judging by your picture, well shit.

>>26364076
Play a Maus on the advance, just keep rolling forwards. it is fun when people just stop. And look.

Rolled 2

>>26364188
Damnit, I can't decide whether to go back to WoT or stick with War Thunder.

>>26364277
play both until ground vehicles comes out, then play the superior one. that's my plan

>>26364277

War Thunder is far superior to what Wargaming is putting out these days.

>>26364277
I like War Thunder better, even if some of the things that happen are retarded

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>>26364185
Whelp, guess that's that. G'night me, we got work in the morning

Have an Oreo as a parting gift

Time for summoning?

>>26363475
NYAN NYAN

This shit is getting ridiculous.

>>26364788
NYAN NYAN

I don't think this works here, we might accidentally summon the wrong person

You push back from the table- the girls are still finding anything in the world to look at besides you. "Alright! Thanks for the help!" You say, grabbing your tray before you stand up. The girls of Oorai aren't going to be much help until this whole "delayed boy shock" takes its course, which leaves your crew.

You sit down next to Rose and Roy and immediately begin eating. "So, I think our little water fight might've had some unintended effects..." You mention before attacking a bowl of noodles.

Rose fiddles with her phone without even making eye contact. "You think?" She says boredly. "Figured it would happen sooner or later..."

Roy stops eating and looks at her. "Figured what would happen?"

You ignore him. "I think I might've broke Yukari- was going to go find her and make sure she's okay, but I think I might want to do that with less-wet clothes." You say to Rose. "Miho thinks she might be with Mako."

"Not a bad idea." She says.

"Wait, what are we talking about?" Roy says, looking back and forth between you and his twin.

>"Can you go get me some fresh clothes while I look for her?"
>"I'm going to go get a change of clothes, think you could look around for Yukari while I do?"
>"Maybe you should talk to Yukari?"

>>26364875
>>"Can you go get me some fresh clothes while I look for her?"

it's like people are out to make sure trying to do damage control ends in failure.

>>26364875

>"I'm going to go get a change of clothes, think you could look around for Yukari while I do?"

We should've done this first thing

>>26364875
>"I'm going to go get a change of clothes, think you could look around for Yukari while I do?"

Please Help us crew. We have only *JUST* figured out that we're breaking the girls. Corrupting them, one could even say.

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>>26364875
>"I'm going to go get a change of clothes, think you could look around for Yukari while I do?"
How many times do I have to vote for changing clothes before it actually happens?

>>26364875
>"I'm going to go get a change of clothes, think you could look around for Yukari while I do?"

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>>26364875
>"Can you go get me some fresh clothes while I look for her?"

>>26364875
>"I'm going to go get a change of clothes, think you could look around for Yukari while I do?"
add to this. "If she picks up on her phone, it might save us all a head ache in finding her."

>>26364875
>>[x] "Can you go get me some fresh clothes while I look for her?"

>>26364875
>"I'm going to go get a change of clothes, think you could look around for Yukari while I do?"

>>26364875
>"I'm going to go get a change of clothes, think you could look around for Yukari while I do?"

Rose would probably have better luck at finding her, and her presence would not aggravate Yukari any more at least.

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>>26364875
>>"I'm going to go get a change of clothes, think you could look around for Yukari while I do?"
We may not be the best person for her to see until she's been reassured a bit, especially in our current state.

In other news, managed to get this a few days ago. Now if only I could get more kill-shots with it.

>>26364875
>>"Can you go get me some fresh clothes while I look for her?"

>>26365602
Congrats, man. Killshots really don't mean much unless you're going for Top Gun. Exp is determined by damage dealt.
>hiding your name
We're all friends here, dude.

Well, now I no longer feel bad about my posting speed for my quest.

You think for a moment. "Alright, probably best if we split up- I'll go get changed if you want to find Yukari?" You say to Rose, before slurping down the last of your noodles. "I should be back in about fifteen minutes..."

"Wait, what's happening?" Roy says. "Someone explain what's going on?" He says, a bit panicky.

"Sounds good." Rose says, continuing to ignore him but looking down at her watch. "I'll text you when I find her."

"Great!" You say, pushing away from the table and grabbing your now foodless tray. "I'll be back in a few minutes."

It's only about a five minute jog back to your house, you make it there in three and a half, rushing in through the door.

"OH GOD, WHAT?!" Grandpa Russells shouts, bolting awake from his nap in the front room's La-Z-Boy. He immediately calms down a bit. "What are you doing home?"

>Explanations- Ain't nobody got time for that!
>Fast explanation.
>Explain and get some advice?

>>26365779
>[x] Explanations- Ain't nobody got time for that!

No interference from you, gramps.

>>26365779
Explain that we'll explain later

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>>26365779
>Explain and get some advice?

>>26365779
>Explain and get some advice?

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>mc asks for advice
>grandpas face when

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>>26365779
> We were too sexy for our shirts.
Pic is the girls reaction to our BEEFCAKE

>>26365815
This.

>>26365779
>Explain and get some advice?
Grandpa knows best.

>>26365779
>>Explain and get some advice?
explain while changing! 2 things at once.

>>26365779
>>Explain and get some advice?
We are dangerously close to spilling speghetti everywhere. Why haven't we just called her?

>>26365779
Shit, Yukari was Skype.
Roy is our rival.

>>26365779
>Other
"You know how guys get watching wet T-shirt contests? Well the reverse is true for an all-girls school."

>>26365779
>>Explain and get some advice?

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>>26365779
>>Explanations- Ain't nobody got time for that!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFEoMO0pc7k

>>26365885
On second thought...I'll go with this.

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>>26365779
>Explain and get some advice?
Grabbed some tits, how do I best rock this, yes she digged the pecs and abs.

>>26366101
Da hell is this shit?

>>26366200
Yukari in blackface in a tree hiding from a bunch of T-34-85s.

>>26366312
Those are PzIVs.

You don't stop your mad dash to your room, but you do give your grandfather a somewhat quick explanation. "Guys on our crew got into a water fight." You say quickly as you cross the front room towards your bedroom. From your bedroom, you shout out your door as you quickly strip out of your damp clothes. "Wet guys. Broke the girl teams brains. Yukari ran off!" You're still out of breath from your run. "Needed dry clothes!" You say as you pull on a fresh white dress shirt.

You dash back into room, still pulling your pants up. You look over at your grandfather. "Any advice."

He takes a sip from the bottle of beer on the TV stand next to him. "Regarding Yukari?" He askes with a straight face.

You nod, still breathing hard. "Yeah- hell, I don't think she's seen a boy up close before my crew got here..."

He thinks for a bit. "Yeah, she didn't seem like the type who'd be terribly comfortable seeing a show like that..." He says. "Not sure what to say- never quite dealt with a girl like Yukari..." He shrugs and takes another sip. "Don't screw it up- You two are cute!" He says with a wink and a nod.

>"What?! Dammit, no!"
>Time is of the essence! Back to school!
>Other.

>>26366569
>>Time is of the essence! Back to school!
You know what, no point in fighting it at this point.

>>26366569
>"What?! Dammit, no!"
>Why does everyone think that!?

>>26366569
>Time is of the essence! Back to school!

NOT EVEN MAD GRAMPS, NOT EVEN MAD

>>26366569
YUKARI IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND

>>26366569
>Time is of the essence! Back to school!

>>26366569
>"What?! Dammit, no!"

>>26366616

I first read that as YUGIOH IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND

>>26366646
I died a little inside.

>>26366569
>[x] Time is of the essence! Back to school!

Objective complete, now return!

>>26366646
ITS TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!

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>>26366569
>Time is of the essence! Back to school!

>>26366616
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

>>26366569
>Time is of the essence! Back to school!

>>26366704
Sadly, I can't think of any way to stop a tank's main gun with a children's trading card.

>>26366764

Depends on the Tanks ATK and the defense of the blocking creature.

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>>26366781
No, I mean like literally keep it from firing.
Like pic related, but with a tank.
Yes, this is a real panel from the manga.

>>26366827

If that is a standard thickness card, the hammer would still punch through, the shot would still be fired, and Kaiba would still have his brains splattered across the room

>>26366569
>Time is of the essence! Back to school!

>>26366569
>"What?! Dammit, no!"

Pissing against the tide.

>>26366855
>kaiba
>having standard cards
Hell, he probably has bulletproof sleeves to keep them in.

>>26366855
Depends. If memory serves, some revolvers don't have the firing pin on the hammer, but rather a flat plate which strikes the back of the firing pin, driving it forward.

>>26366879
Most revolvers these days frame mount the firing pin, actually. Supposedly reduces the risk of unintended discharge if you've got a loaded chamber under the hammer.

>>26366827
All he had to do was pull the trigger again and wiggle the gun a bit. With a double action revolver the hammer is puled back with every trigger pull.

>>26366942
Kaiba probably slapped him in the money before he could.

You open your mouth to protest, but you really don't have time to get into this. Instead you just glare at your grandfather before dashing back out the door. You pull out your phone as you run, hastily texting your gunner. "targtt axcquirrred?" It's close enough and you can't stop for corrections.

"Found her." Rose replies a minute later with typical brevity and grammar.

"wheer?" You frantically type out on your phone.

"Library."

You don't slow as you run back onto school grounds. Library... Library... You have no clue where the library is. How the hell do you not know where the library is? You slow slightly, looking around for a sign or a map. You finally corner a group of girls, who stare at your disheveled, panting form as you demand a single word. "LIBRARY?"

One of them sheepishly points down the hall. You nod. "Thanks." You turn and begin trudging down the hall towards your goal, finally too tired to run anymore.

NEXT TIME ON GIRLS UND PANZER QUEST

>Rose talks to Yukari
>Spaghetti is spilt
>Mako gives zero fucks.

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>>26367499

>just got in

>NEXT TIEM

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>26367600
We got a shirt!

Woo!

>>26367499
>Next time!
>We'll hit autosage in one of these 8-hour threads some day
>Maybe...

>>26367600

Same here, bro! Curse this European night time -_-

>>26367633
I think these are more WoT general threads by now...

>>26367633

We did so in the past... But it was mostly due to either side discussion about the girls/tanks/WoT. (Or hating shitposters)