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>>26305437

"Oh, cowboy hats?" The Eighth Warmaster-in-Training blinks, before nodding. "Hnn, yeah, I guess we can hack that! Area 51 sells mostly shirts but they probably got hats and stuff! If not, there's always the mall to hit up, we can send someone to pick one up there."

Malal clears her throat, here. "Perhaps after we see to Blackburn, then, Miss Springfield? You did say that it's an urgent situation."

"Oh, right, yeah! Definitely!" The car suddenly gives a swerve as the American makes a sharp turn into what looks like the business center of the city. "Can't keep Sab waitin', that's a fact." She gives a rather embarrassed sort of laugh, before swallowing audibly. "Sorry about that. I...I'm sorta nervous too, if I can be honest. First time I'm meetin' really important overseas folk myself...usually we'd be sendin' our Callidus Prima, since they're trained ta be the most social." Another laugh. "Not someone like me. Usually just get sent when someone or somethin' needs shootin'."

Malal nods after a moment. "We understand, Miss Springfield, and you can relax. We're here to open up the channels of communication between the both of our Officios, not judge each other. And we do appreciate how challenging it is for you - or anyone - to be training as a Warmaster. Rest assured that we won't need any special treatment or anything of the sort during our short time here." It's here she looks back at both you and Kirika. "Right?"

You glance at Kirika, before replying to the affirmative. Kirika merely grunts.

"Hah, that so?" Mary replies, her voice sounding considerably more upbeat than it had been earlier. "Wow, you girls aren't all that bad! And we keep hearin' nightmare stories 'bout the Ninth, really!" Mary makes another turn, but it's considerably smoother than the first. " It's a relief to hear that you're not really gonna try stealin' our skulls and panties after all, stuff like that!"

Steal their skulls...? Panties? What?

[2/3]

"Kharn," Malal's vox-speaker gives an amused snort. "Don't worry, Miss Springfield. Regardless of our Warmaster's reputation, we're not all that hot on skulls or underwear." A pause. "Most of the time."

"Really?" Mary looks back at you again from the rear view mirror. "So, uh, when does it really come up--"

"When another Officio pisses us off." Kirika replies in a tone slightly resembling that of Mary's native twang. "That's when we're in the mood."

"A-ah. Ahahh. I'll...I'll keep it mind, for sure," Mary laughs nervously. You shoot a glare at Kirika - and the Eversor simply sticks out her tongue at you, before giggling silently.

This is going to be a long two days.

. . .

The car ride comes to a stop in front of one of the biggest skyscrapers you've ever seen, and probably the most garish. The extravagant front of it home to a golden statue of a bald eagle with its wings spread in flight, grasping an oversized sherriff's star with the roman numeral VIII engraved upon it. The entire thing serving as a massive capstone to a rather classy fountain.

"They're not really invested in a front, are they?" Malal's vox-speaker crackles as all three of you follow Mary up the stairs leading to the building's lobby. "I guess they really do things differently here."

"What did you expect, Equerry?" Kirika replies as she fastidiously straightens her blouse. "Typical unjustified American arrogance. Typical unjustified American swagger. They show all their cards right at the start of the game, hoping to scare everyone into backing down before their inflated facade pops from too much hot air." It's here that she wipes at her forehead with a handkerchief. "Urgh. Did we really have to do this during their dry season? Couldn't we have done this during their winter?"

[3/4]

>>26305458
…is that an emprahdamned touhou?

>>26305468

"...They don't have a winter here, Kure." Malal replies quietly, as Mary loudly greets the receptionist, and is cheerfully greeted in turn. "It's hot and dry all year round."

"Wonderful! I hate this place already." Kirika groans. "Goodness, I hope their Eversors can at least put up a halfway decent fight. It's been a while since the last exciting one."

"Kure..." Malal growls out a warning. "We're here to make nice, not to kill people."

"It is making nice, Equerry! To us Eversors, it's the nicest thing you could do! Giving a great fight is equivalent to a love letter!" Kirika grins. "Isn't that right, Sayaka-chan? You're eager to show these Americans just how much better we are than them in anything, right? ...Sayaka? Sayaka-chan?"

You're not listening to Kirika at the moment, because...well. Because.

There's a girl in the lobby, here. A girl in a strangely familiar pink dress.

No, not a dress. A Magical Girl costume. Her own hair pink, tied off into cute twintails with black ribbon.

And she's waving at you. Smiling. Her completely black eyes somehow making her look strangely cute.

How do you react?

[]Approach the girl. You know her from somewhere...
[]Ignore her. It's probably nothing. You don't know anyone like that.

>>26305484
Of course not. You're seeing things.

Touhou must have infected your mind.

Look, she's not wearing an "M" apron, it can't be a touhou.

>>26305484

Not the first time they've showed up. Who the hell did you think their mistress was?

Tends a garden, is a sadist?

[x]Approach the girl. You know her from somewhere...

Only japanese people have pink hair. This is most peculiar!

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Don't know how much you miss her until she shows up.

Time for best girl!

[X]Approach the girl. You know her from somewhere...

>>26305491

>[x]Approach the girl. You know her from somewhere...

IC, sayaka rrememers her death, she might remember her friend.

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>>26305484

Thinly-veiled tohus showing up as characters in various Questthreads? No way!
No one would ever do that.

>>26305491
>[X]Approach the girl. You know her from somewhere...

why does she seem so familiar?

>>26305491
[x]Approach. "Do I know you from somewhere?"

>Kirika
>Malal
>Pinky
It's like Sayakaquest unexpectedly become Best Character Quest

>>26305491
[x]Ignore her. It's probably nothing. You don't know anyone like that.

>>26305493
Thought their mistress was also blonde.

>>26305491
>[x]Approach the girl. You know her from somewhere...

It would be rude not to, she is waving at us. We can have a blood orgy with the Eversors later.

>>26305491

Ah, its pinky! She is probably sad that her best friend doesn't remember her.

>[x]Give the girl a wave before returning to business

>>26305491
[X] approach the girl

>>26305581
Her sister is blonde, but previous Warmaster who was their boss was Yuuka and they had an encounter that one would normally only see on the cover of a metal album.

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>>26305591

Forgot my pic

[X]Approach the girl. You know her from somewhere...

Why not.

>>26305491
[X] Approach this girl

Let's cement ourselves as being affected by American heat and also being a lightweight by talking to hallucinations!

>>26305458
Is Marisa a Vindicare here? I didn't stay long in the last thread.

>>26305491
[X] Approach the girl. You know her from somewhere...

I do not want to piss off the batshit-insane goddess.

Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb

>>26305491
[X]Approach the girl

Pinky is cute, sane and forgiving! Nothing can go wrong.

>>26305637
I wish chucklefucks like you would just get yourselves killed and not drag the rest of us down with you.

>>26305491
[x] Nudge Malal. Ask her if she sees the pink one with the pitch-black eyes. The fuck's up with that?

>>26305623
Literally a magic gunner, pistol and all.

>>26305657
>Making a choice that, for the information we know in-character is completely reasonable, and with meta info might not be all that bad
>Also making a joke at the same time
Come on, lighten up.

>>26305657
It's not like they can do something bad, like, killing Mirai and losing Iori twice, right?

Oh wait.

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>>26305657
>I wish chucklefucks like you would just get yourselves killed and not drag the rest of us down with you.

Seriously. what is the worst thing that could happen? Sayaka regenerates and we KNOW she's fine in the present.

And its an obvious option.

>in b4 pic related

>>26305657
Well, regardless of whether or not we go to her on our own regard, Pinky can choose to drop in any damned time she wants.

Might as well visit her on friendly terms rather than have her miffed in any way.

>>26305667
Reminds me of a badly-drawn doujin on Danbooru, Marisa had a Desert Eagle that shoots Master Sparks there.

>>26305623
According to the writeups she has a pistol-hakkero, so presumably she is indeed a Vindicare.
>>26305689
That's, uh, basically her deal here yeah. You really should read the writeups, they're pretty good. Except for that rambling one.

>>26305679
Nah. I quite enjoy imagining different painful ways for you to die. I'm on Brown Recluse bites and getting swarmed by Africanized bees. I was on Japanese giant hornets, but you'd be knocked out and die too quickly with them.

>>26305688
>Sayaka regenerates and we KNOW she's fine in the present.
She can't come back from mindrapes, which is what Pinky does.

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I don't know about you guys, but Ruri arc actually hasn't been doing all that much for me, so seeing my favorite character randomly show up actually has me smiling. Too bad I'll be missing the rest of the thread because of work.

[]Approach the girl. You know her from somewhere...

See you later, everyone. Have fun!

>>26305706
Lacking the time, sadly. Are they on Decu's Twitter?

>>26305711
She can also do heart surgery, if I remember correctly.

>>26305715
Ciao.

>>26305710
>not Irukandji
Even WE'RE afraid of them.

>>26305711
>She can't come back from mindrapes, which is what Pinky does.

Boy, you're right! We've gotta metagame to stay away from danger we know by metagaming even though we know Sayaka's not mind-raped because of her being ok in the present via our metagaming nature!

I sense metagaming ITT.

>>26305722
Some of them are link, if you go back far enough, but all of them have been posted in previous threads, always after Chikuwa.
I'm sure someone has a pastebin with them all, though.

>>26305732
I'm getting to Australia; I just need to go through South America first.

>>26305491
[x]Talk to Pinky who we don't know is Pinky yet

>>26305755
The last thread isn't on sup/tg/ as far as I know.

>>26305732
oh fuck those thing, fuck them hard

my dad was unlucky enough to have one brush up against his leg when surfing about 15 years ago, he still has a spiderweb of scars from nerve damage where it stung him

>>26305736
Sayaka is ALL SRS BUSINESS, ALL THE TIME. In her monologue she pretty much admitted that she's go a telephone pole stuck up her ass when she's on the clock, like right now, so ignoring our superior is a little out of character.

>>26305722
>>26305755
I made an Ebook with just the writeups. I'll throw up the mediafire link instead of redirecting you to the pastebin with the link.
http://www.mediafire.com/download/sg1h87ijrz5gehj/MGNQ_-_Prose_Magia_116.rar

>>26305797

Except for the bit where Pinky derailed her internal dialogue because she's FASCINATING.

>>26305797
Sayaka might be an unreliable narrator there, since we've seen her acting dumb around Kyoko and especially Mami while on duty before.

>>26305794
I'm on imagining a chucklefuck getting a face-to-face meeting with an irukandji. Maybe after getting hit with that pain-amplifying poison from the platypus.

>>26305787
Archive is a bit wonky, the last thread isn't with the rest of the July threads. Ctrl+F " 117" and you'll see it between the march and February threads.

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>>26305560
>Sallaka
>Curry
>best girls

You best be joking niggah.

>>26305787
Yes it is.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/26285463
Besides, foolz.us is probably a better archive, just by the fact that the search function is, uh, functional.
Wish you could filter individual posts by OP subject, though.

>>26305797

Theres the implication that seeing pinky is causing the same sort of reaction that dreaming of her parallel death produced.

Its ic enough. Theres also the part where even clawbitch notes sayakas slipping away.

>>26305843
Hope it's the "lick the soulgem", "fuck you" and "dump Iori in public, it'll be fun" chucklefuck.

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>>26305856
>Malal
>Pinky
>not best girls

>>26305868
hey, licking the soul gem was a brilliant idea and the only way it could have gone better is if we were not on the phone at the same time...

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>>26305870
Best girls are:

Gold
Green
Purple
Red

Secondary characters who are already ded pls go

>>26305868
>dump Iori in public
Hey now, she put us on the spot. And it sort of worked out in the end. Maybe. I think.

>>26305491
>Faust
Oh BOY!
[X]Approach the girl. You know her from somewhere...

>>26305894
>no pink
Point at him and laugh.

>>26305722
>>26305755
http://pastebin.com/u/WendyCooldown

Wendy compiles all their writeups in here, there's also the Seventeenth stuff which is at http://pastebin.com/u/Grizzlyniisan but that's less American.

>>26305817
Thanks.

>>26305848
>>26305857
I feel like a dimwitt now. Thanks.

>>26305797
>>26305866
Also, no matter what we do, Pinky's going to get our attention one way or another. Be it with a friendly wave or an impromptu heart surgery.

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>>26305894
>No pink at all
>Also implying Malal is dead
She's in our soulgem

>>26305910
>implying she has ever wielded a scalpel before.

>>26305910
You're not the only one that had trouble finding the archive anyway, it ended up in a weird place.

>>26305900
But we were so stubborn on "ending this now", instead of taking her somewhere private we dropped the bomb on her right in front of her idol friends, which resulted in quite a few of them hating our guts forever.

Miki would contract to have our guts spilled.

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>>26305503 >>26305520 >>26305521 >>26305543

"Sayaka-chan? Sayaka-chan, are you...are you ignoring ME? HEY!"

You tell Kirika hurriedly that you'll just be a moment. There's just...someone you need to talk to.

"EH? What's--hey! Really!"

Your senior huffs at you, and you catch the tell-tale gleam of light reflected off Malal's visor as she turns to look at you as well. But you ignore both of them as you walk forward, towards the girl with the pink dress and the sunless eyes.

You catch a whiff of...something, as you step closer. A scent both repulsive and tantalizing at the same time - the rotten-egg stink of bloated, decomposing corpses mingled with the tang of horribly-expensive perfume. The shock of it very nearly makes you backpedal, but something forces you to get closer, pulling your forward step by step by step. Until you're close enough to touch her--

"Where's your sword?" The girl asks, her dark, pupilless eyes looking you up and down. "You were supposed to receive a sword! I made it for you, and you're supposed to get it!"

What...? What sword? You haven't commissioned anyone for one, and...does she mean your usual sword?

"And your tail! Why do you still have legs, Sayaka-chan? You're supposed to be some sort of freaky mermaid! What the hell is this?!" She stops a maryjaned-foot in frustration. "Where's your armor? And your ruff that looks like a eighth-grader's art project?! Why are you still in this ugly form, Sayaka-chan?!"

How do you react?

>>26305868
>>26305900

Except we didnt dump her in public. We just elaborated more clearly on something that we already told her.

Telling her off was long overdue and if anything it wouldnt surprise me if Iori came up with the cafe just because she thought we wouldn`t dump her when around people. Women are batshit insane after all, teenage girls even moreso.

Lastly, handling relationships in an awkward manner was perfectly in character for Chiaki.

We had some Chucklefuck-Votes before. Get fucked and Coobie-Barrier were the most prominent.

Dumping Iori and approaching Pinky as Sayaka were none of those so chill your pantsu.

>>26305943
>>26305943
>>26305943
>implying we should've Witched Out by now
WOAH, WOAH. SLOW DOWN.

>>26305943
Well shit, Kirika has said sword and it seemed Sayaka really went witch at one point.

[X] Raise hands up defensively while placating the pink-haired Goddess.

"I'm sorry but I don't know what you're talking about. Could you please explain?"

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>>26305943
IT BEGINS

[X] "Kirika what the fuck did you put in that drink I had on the way over?"

>>26305943
[x]Get wary. "Do I know you from somewhere.. How do you know me, and what are you going on about?"

>>26305943
[x] Look and see if anyone else seems to hear this girl, then "I'm not sure what you're talking about."

She can't have us confused, she said 'Sayaka'.

>>26305943
[x] "I have no idea what you are talking about, so I'm just going to assume that it's that bitch Girl A's fault."

>>26305974
>Kirika stole Sallaka's sword
>Pinky in response drove her insane
Welp.

>>26305943
[x] Blink. Who are you calling a freaky mermaid?

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>>26305491
[X]Approach the girl. You know her from somewhere...

But get ready Mami's gun

>>26305943

[X] "I don't know what you're talking about, a sword? mermaid?"

>>26305943
[x] With confusion.
Do.. Do I know you? Or... Wait, what are you talking about?

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>>26305943

>[x]"How do you know my name?"

>>26305924
It was sarcasm. Chiaki mentioned having her heart ripped out by Pinky at one point.

>>26305993
All of my money.

>>26305974
>Sayaka really went witch at one point.
Uh, she went witch in about 95% of Homu's time loops.
I'm guessing Pinky's still getting used to the reset here.

>>26306003
I know that happened, I was reading when it seemed to happen the first time in Siberia on the base.

>>26305943
[X] what are you talking about? Do I know you from somewhere?

>>26306022
That was the second time.

>>26306003
Dude you really need to read the archives. Pinky ripped Chiaki's heart out of her chest in-thread during the Siberia arc.

>>26306031
Memory's fuzzy and IIRC I've been lurking since before thread 5. Excuse me.

>>26305943
[x]Be confused
[x]Enter Bitch-Mode
[x]"Do I know you? Why do I always have to deal with the Crazies? First that triggerhappy Insomniac and now you!? I don`t have time for your Nonsense!"

I remember how Sayaka instantly went into Bitch-Mode when Moemura tried to tell them about Witches and Megucas, it wouldnt surprise me if she reacts the same way here.

>>26306019
I thought Madoka had already went Godoka and Homura did something really stupid which resulted in Pinky and Homu becoming Chiaki?

>>26306034
I did. It seemed I missed that little tidbit.

>>26305977
>>26305943

[X] "Kirika what the fuck did you put in that drink I had on the way over?"

Turns out Pinky exists in all timelines at the same time?

>>26306057
>did something really stupid
Yes. Something that resulted in Sayaka not being a witch, meaning she must have used her reset ability again after Godoka.

>>26306057
Yes that happened.

Godoka>Homu stopped that nonsense>Pinky rips out Homu's heart>Timeline reset/universe jump/SOMETHING>Girl A>Way later>Pinky rips out Chiaki's heart in Siberia

>>26305943
I am not sure what you mean, who are you and why are you so familiar?

>>26306058
>>26305977
This

>>26306053
Agreed, all the people trying to be polite and nice aren't being very IC.

>>26305943
>>26306053
>>26306002

Its time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XomuojHdF5I

>>26306053
[x] This.

And this isn't just being told something she thinks is a lie, this is being directly insulted. Sayaka takes zero bullshit.

Now for the meta gaming part of my post. Malal is probably aware of what's going on. I wonder how we can broach the subject with her after this.

>>26306071
>>26306072
I'm a Homufag, but goddamn it Homura, what the fuck did you do?

>>26306089
She tried to get her Madoka back.

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>>26305943
Sayaka got saved by Kyoko's lesbianism.

>>26305856
She's the best short blue-hair magical girl since Sailor Mercury!

>>26306084

Hello, it was homura.

Sayaka has never been nice to homura at all.

Pinky is a totally different case.

>>26306089
She couldn't handle not having some believable proof that she was in contact with Godoka. She wanted to SEE and/or FEEL her there. She ran outta faith and fucked her over HARD, SO HARD that GODOKA likely Witched OUT. Oh wait, she did witch out - into Faust.

>>26305977

Not this.

If we had more reason to suspect she was a hallucination I would consider this, but we simply do not. Plus drugs don't effect magical girls this strongly and it's been like half a day since we had that drink.

>>26306107

She was also a complete bitch to Kyoko.
Face it, the default setting for Sayaka is "Bitch".

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+TINFOIL HAT TIME+
This whole exchange reminds me of an idea I had.

One of the nameless ones 'features' is that he was immune to fate. It comes up when a gambler refuses to play with him and a fortune teller mentions that she can't read his future before refunding his money.

Perhaps the idea Homura's plan was to create a being that was immune to fate, because despite how strong homura got. She was not above fate.

And perhaps this being also can change other people fates just by interacting with them. Sayaka was supposed to go witch soon or at the time Charlotte appeared but because she had to rescue girl A, her fate got changed.

And perhaps the prophet is trying to use Chiaki's fate changing abilites for her own gain?

Then again. There is no proof behind his idea. I'm just importing one of the nameless ones characteristics onto Chiaki.

>>26306085
>not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1t3fQSusIQ
dat 1:30+

>>26306107

Ohh, so Sayaka was angry with Homura because she was Homura? No, she was cross with Homu because she had a terrible first impression of her. I think this qualifies, thinking she knows them or not, Sayaka should be pissed.

>>26306101
>>26306112
'Tis a rhetorical question but thanks for reminding me.

>>26306130
Not QUITE Giygas-tier but still pretty dissonant. Good job.. but gotta bail anyway.

>>26306133
Well Kyouko thought it was delicious.

>>26306084
[x]Hello to you too.
[x]Wait, why aren't I feeling bitchy towards you for not making sense?
[x]Oh god this is some sort of assassination plot where you stop me feeling bitchy and then kill me while my guard is down KIRIKA HELP HELP

>>26306160
Is there anything Kyouko DOESN'T find delicious?

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>>26306133
>>26306170

Stop being retarded on purpose you tardlord, the guy even said "Moemura", thats not the same fucking timeline you refer to.

>>26306250
I was actually thinking Sayaka tends to get on well with Madoka, so her natural bitchiness wouldn't trigger. Which would lead to her worrying because she's not bitching.

>>26306250

No, I seriously think it would be IC for her to be pissed off here.

And thanks for reminding me. She will get pissed off at someone if she knows them or not, so you haven't really done anything to change my opinion.

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Perhaps pinky is effected by tachyons?

>>26306296
On the other hand, Madoka never walked up to Sayaka and asked why she isn't a monster fueled by insanity.

>>26306294

See, this is a good reason for me to consider it possible for her to not get pissed off. But she and Madoka aren't lifelong friends in this timeline so I can't be sure about that.

The guy above you is just insulting people as if that will help his argument.

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>>26305980 >>26305982 >>26305983 >>26306053

What? What tail? Freaky mermaid...? Armor? Ruff?

UGLY FORM?

You frown at this, your sudden irritation overriding your sudden confusion. Is this some sort of Big American Joke On The Foreigner? Some sort of punishment game, huh? Because if it is, it's not funny. It's not funny at all! And how the hell did she know about your Halloween costume last year? You were only going as a mermaid because it was the last costume you found in the rent-a-cosplay shop, and Kyoko was into a heavy Disney phase at the time!

The girl's black eyes go wide as she looks up at you, before backpedaling. "What? I...I don't--"

And what's she doing, calling you ugly? Is this the famous warm American Hospitality you've heard so much about? Figures! Upstart magical girls with weird goth eyes calling strangers ugly - TYPICAL AMERICAN LACK OF ETIQUETTE! Not even one goddamn shred of humility! If you'd only known it was this bad, you wouldn't even have volunteered--

"W-wait! Wait! I'm Japanese! I'm not...I'm not from around here!" The pink-haired Magical Girl tries, seemingly cowed in mid-tirade. She shakes her head, taking a breath as she calms down herself.

"Jeez, Sayaka-chan, you could have just told me the date! If Kyoko-chan's still alive, then that means it won't be a while still, hee hee!" She sneers at you. "Nnn, I guess I've got a really skewed sense of time now, huh..."

...What? Kyoko? What about her? What about her still being alive?

Despite yourself - despite swearing that you wouldn't make a scene here, with the reputation of the Ninth at stake - you find yourself moving forward, a hand snatching out to grab a fistful of the girl's frilly blouse and pulling her towards you.

IS SHE THREATENING KYOKO?

"W-wah! No, no! Of course not, Sayaka-chan!" The girl squeaks as she tries to bat at your hand. "O-ow, you're hurting me! It's not going to be my fault! I'll tell you who, but you have to let me down first!"

How do you react?

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>>26306294
If you remember that Pic related she was also a bitch to Madoka when things went south where she basically tells Madoka that if she can`t do anything she should just fuck off.

>>26306330
[x] WHO HURT KYUKU!? SAYOKA SMASH

We need to be able to save the best girl later. Meta be damned.

>>26306330
[X] 'It's not going to be my fault'? You're blabbering nonsense, woman. Talk!

>>26306330
[x] Let her go.
"Who."

>>26306360
This

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>>26306330
>"Jeez, Sayaka-chan, you could have just told me the date! If Kyoko-chan's still alive, then that means it won't be a while still, hee hee!" She sneers at you. "Nnn, I guess I've got a really skewed sense of time now, huh..."

>>26306330
[x] Let her down, but still grab her.
"Speak, and quickly"

>>26306330
[x] Put her down
[x] Manifest a sword

I'm officially not in the mood for bullshit, talk.

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>>26306330
>Best girl will die

>>26306330
[x]Keep holding her but let her down on the ground.
"Talk, talk!"
>halloween outfit
>mermaid silliness because kyoko likes Disney
Ohoho.

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>>26306330

I bet that her answer is going to be "The prophet"

>[x]"I'll kill anyone that threatens Kyoko"

>>26306330

[X] calm down, let her down "Who?"

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Oh god, she's going to say Homura isn't she?

We're going to get Kyoko killed.

[X] Talk!

>>26306330
[x]Let go of her, try to compose ourselves just a little.
"Give me the name of the future corpse."

>>26306455
Probably. Think of all the glorious healing we will receive!

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>>26306455
>>26306467
It has not even begun!

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>>26306467

But wait, Midorin is acting as "Homura" right now.

Midori's going to make a rookie mistake and get Kyoko killed!

>>26306330
[x] Shake her.
[x] Let her go eventually.
[x] "Start making sense, you Lunatic!"

>>26306455

And sayakas tirade back in their house makes even more sense in hindsight.

This and why sayaka was so willing to believe chiaki back when she first informed everyone of the golden weapons.

>HOMU WILL KILL KYOKO
uh guys
who killed Kyoko in the time loops?
Sayaka did

>>26306498
The most delicious(deculture) twist yet.

>>26306330
She is gonna say it is Chiaki

Ask her who it is

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>>26306487

>>26306540

were they also dating during those times?

>>26306540
Well, not always.

And this Sayaka had dreams of Moemura bombing her witchform, so...

You know.

>>26306540
Actually, it was Mami.
Then Oktavia.

Shadowruns on full.

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Will she get killed.
Or will she change and some will be forced to kill her.

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It begins.

1/9

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>>26306608

2/9

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>>26306540

There was that one loop

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>>26306625

3/9

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>>26306639
4/9

>>26306570
You know, in the dream it just specified a crying Homura... At first I thought this meant it was an early timeline Moemura beating her, but it could be in the future, after Kyouko dies and Sayaka witches out, Chiaki gets overcome enough with grief to really cry when all her friends are dying.

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>>26306653
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>>26306715
9/9

>>26306608
>>26306625
>>26306639
>>26306653
>>26306665
>>26306685
>>26306697
>>26306715
>>26306731
FUCK YO GRIMDERP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAKBk0Gwmpk

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>>26306731

fuck...

>augenem witch

FUCK YOU CAPTCHA

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>>26306655

Lets see

>You can't shake off the feeling that Girl A is just bad news. Bad news for the Officio, bad news for everyone. Yes, Kyoko talked to you about not judging people right off the bat - even if they very nearly blew your head off and instead got your boss all over your hair. But ever since you dragged her comatose ass out of that Barrier - very nearly killing yourself and Mami in the process - you've been having dreams. Dreams of finding yourself in a large concert hall, full of empty seats. Towering over everyone with a horrendously large sword in your hand. Looking down at a tearful Girl A, a grenade in her hand.

If I was to over-analyze things.and assume that all the worlds Decu rights are correct

1.She mentions 'everyone' which could mean that there is more them one person in the room. In the third timeline, homura gathers the entire magical girl party
2. It mentions that girl A/Homura/Chiaki was holding a grenade. From what I remember in the third timeline. Homura used time stop to cover oktavia with bombs like a christmas tree and then pressed on a detonator which killed her.
3. However the only thing that is against this being in the third timeline is that the 3rd timeline Oktavia von Seckendorff had two swords instead of one.

>>26306608
>>26306625
>>26306639
>>26306653
>>26306665
>>26306685
>>26306697
>>26306715
>>26306731

Well, I just finished the relevant episode two days ago. Damn fucking shame that Kyouko never got this instead.

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>>26306806
Oh yeah, forgot pic related.

>>26306779
AND ALSO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kHtUWAxuPA
(turn annotations on, you chumps)

>>26306821
(nyan nyan)

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>>26306806
>Magical Girl NOIR Quest
>HURR FUCK YOUR GRIMDERP

This has to be autism.

>>26306889

It hasn't even been an hour yet.

>>26306913
No, it's denial.

>>26306913
We've had this argument before; Noir and Grimdark are not the same, and we don't want the two to mix here.

>>26306961
Doesn't scientific curiosity make you want to see what happens when they do mix?

>>26306913
>>26306953
I never said that. :/

>>26306961
>>26306974
Sounds more like HUE to me. I wouldn't mind it as an omake though.

>>26306974
>>26306985
Noir detective story set in 40k.

>>26307012
So... 40k version of Max Payne/ Blade Runner?

>>26306974
No. But I would like to see what happens if we have a platypus scratch you then put a box jellyfish on your face.

>>26307012

Lord Inquisitor Kyuubey finally makes Chiaki a full Inquisitor.

>>26306360 >>26306365 >>26306373 >>26306454

You let her back down, enough that her feet can touch the floor again - but you keep your hold on her, even tightening it so as to make sure she can't suddenly run away. You tell her that you're officially not in the mood to fuck around - so she should talk, and talk fast. Who's going to get Kyoko killed?

"T-two! Two of them!" The girl in your grasp gasps, her own gloved fingers trying to worry at your own. "The first one has no name, but you've given her one already!" She struggles to pull herself free. "The other one...the other one is someone who you secretly hate, but recognize as your superior!"

What? Someone who doesn't have a name, but you've given her one? And someone you hate, but...

You tighten your grip on her. Enough of this mystic crap! You want names, and you'll get them now!

It's here that the pink-haired girl suddenly stops struggling, before narrowing her eyes at you. "Goodness, Sayaka-chan. I've forgotten how much of an absolute BITCH you can be." It's with a disgustingly fluid and almost boneless grace that she worms her way out of your grasp, the fabric untangling itself from your fingers as she skips away. "This is why you turn into a fucking WITCH every timeline, I guess! Serves you right for being Bitch-Emperor of Bitchkind!"

What? Turning into a Witch? Every timeline?

What the fuck did Kirika put in that drink?...Hey, you're not finished with her yet!

"But I'm finished with you, Sayaka-chan!" The girl calls back at you as she seems to fade away with every step. "Don't worry, though! You'll see me again real soon, ahahaha!"

[1/2]

>>26307053

You growl at her to get back here, stepping forward - before finding yourself hitting a painting in front of you, facefirst. You step back at this, rubbing your forehead - and it's then that you feel a chill stab up your spine as a gloved hand clamps upon your shoulder.

"Sayaka?" You hear Malal's vox-speaker twist all warmth from her concerned voice. "You alright? What's wrong?"

Nothing! Nothing, you were just talking to a girl here! One of the Eighth's Magical Girls! Pink hair and everything, flawless Japanese! She's...

"Huh?" You hear Mary's voice pipe up beside you. "Ain't no one else here but us." A moment. "Er...maybe it's the heat, yeah? Heat exhaustion's pretty common here, you folk probably aren't used to this kinda weather--"

No! No, you saw a girl here! And she was talking about Kyoko! She--

"Sayaka-chan, you're going crazy." Kirika's voice joins the peanut gallery. "Pink-haired girl? You were talking to a PAINTING?"

What fucking painting? A girl, not a goddamn--

Your senior points past your shoulder, and you follow her - turning to see the painting that you headbutted earlier.

It's an expensive-looking oil painting of a girl with long pink hair, tied off into two long twintails with white bows. Her grand white gown flowing down her shoulders, her waist, past her feet. Bringing light to the darkness surrounding her as a brilliant pair of wings unfold from her back.

It's...it's...she doesn't look the same, but it's her...

"Christ, Sayaka. You should've told me that you were this much of a lightweight, you know." Kirika shakes her head, the disappointment in her voice a rich, thick sludge. "Not even an entire glass. Disgraceful."

How do you react?

>>26307053
>"The first one has no name, but you've given her one already!" She struggles to pull herself free. "The other one...the other one is someone who you secretly hate, but recognize as your superior!"
So..us and Kirika?

>>26307062
[x] "Fuck you. I know what I saw. But she's gone now, so, whatever."

>>26307062

Growl out: "I don't drink regularly."

>>26307062
[x] I'm fine, let's get back to the mission.

>Chiaki and Kirika were going to kill Kyouko
That crisis is averted, thank goodness.

>>26307062
"Fuck you, Kure"

>>26307081
seems more like Chiaki and Kirika or Kharn.

>>26307091
There's still time.

Kirika's technically still "around". She's in the golden weapon she used, much like a few of the other girls.

>>26307062

[X] Grumble: "I know what I saw."

let's not go off on our superior(but by no means better).

>>26307081
No, Girl A and either Kirika or Mami. Probably Kirika, though, which means we fixed that already unless going [x] THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS with her katana counts

>>26307062
[x] "This some Callidus joke you set up? 'Haha, look at the stupid Eversor spill spaghetti all over the place?'
"Ugh. Fine. Just let me get some water."

>>26307062
[x] "Fuck you. I know what I saw. But she's gone now, so, whatever."

>>26307062
A painting of Godoka then, huh.

[X] Try very, very hard not to glare at the Eversor Rank Leader (and fail).

"It's nothing. Let's move on."

>>26307106
>Mami
>secretly hate
Nah.

>>26307091

No, the only way that this can be fulfilled if we end Chiaki kills Kyoko with going crazy with XX.

>>26307062

>[x]"Lets just go"

I guess that Malal things something is up.

>>26307086
>>26307091
>>26307110

yeah, "Fuck you", that will go over really well and not make this trip any more difficult than it already is.

let's not.

>>26307111
This.

...wait

Wasn't Kyoko inspired to get that golden spear by us and Kirika?

>>26307062

Chiaki with the Kahana? Either we need to master it quickly or even more reason to never use it

Rolled 18

>>26307062
[x] But Madoka was there! How do I know that name?

>>26307134
pls 2 lerning in-character actions

>>26307134
It's IC for her.

>>26307062
[x] "Knowing you Kure, you probably somehow drugged it anyway."

>>26307141

she thought it was funky and commissioned one from Misaka.

it is probably not a genuine Pinky gold.

>>26307141

It's just painted.

Also, Kirika could still be faulted with Kyokos death. She only has one eye because of her remember. No depth perception, very large blind spot. We don't even need to use the Katana. The butterfly effect is in play.

>>26307157
Miaka did that crazy prophecy thing.

Pinky didn't necessarily make the weapons. What if she had them commissioned?

>>26307141
Yeah but it's not one of Pinky's twenty. There might be a competing candy-peddler out there, though. And Misaka did go slightly PROPHETIC VISION on us. Nothing to worry about, probably.

>>26307145
>How do I know that name?
She doesn't. Sayaka doesn't remember her and she didn't say it.

>>26307157
>>26307166
But it'd pass for one to someone who didn't know it was fake...

>>26307148
>>26307149
No it's not, not in public. You stupid fucks.

>>26307053
>>26307062

[x]"I know what I saw, Kirika. There was pinkhaired girl with creepy black eyes here and she was babbling about Witches how she is surprised that I´m not a witch by now. It was definetly the same girl as in the painting but with black eyes. I´m not crazy and who is this person in the portrait supposed to be anyway?"

I think acting freaked out is pretty much in character.

>>26307062
"Tch.. Nevermind. This isn't about me anyway, don't we have a job to do?"

>>26307091
When I first read it I though of 'Girl A' and Chiaki
The same person, I know.

>>26307106
That... may count, people get sealed inside their golden weapons when the die right?

>>26307134
Didnt Wendy mention how bitchy sayaka was during this trip? we might as well get started making an impression

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>>26307091
>That crisis is averted

Except not really. It basically means that we will use Kirikasword to stab the shit out of Kyoko should we decide to use it.

If this happened back in the past it also means that Sallaka was to dense to figure out that Pinky meant Chiaki otherwise I´m pretty sure she would have given Chiaki more than just some flak.

Also, I don`t think we mentioned Pinky when explaining to our friends that the golden weapons are bad and why they are bad.

Decu you sly bastard.

Rolled 20

>>26307170
That's the point.

I wonder if Kyouko would like a cowboy/cowgirl outfit for lewd cosplay?

>>26307275
Man, we should just fire that sword into space or something.

That was we can't murder the shit out of Kyoko with it.

>>26307305
>kyoko lives for several thousand years because lich girls are immortal
>suddenly big gold knife falls out of the sky and impales her soul gem

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>>26307304
>lewd anything
>not bunnygirl
HARESY

>>26307305
Pinky smiled, and held out a long gift box, lovingly wrapped. "Hey, Chiaki, you dropped this~"

>>26307319
I'm sure the Rabbits have these just lying around.

It would literally be a crime if they didn't.

>>26307319
>Forgetting Butler Kyouko
The heresy-bringer is YOU!

>>26307304
We are going to use Kyouko as our dressing doll, aren't we? We already butlered her up.

I approve!

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>>26307304
>>26307319
>Implying thats not the best cosplay

The healing never stops.

>>26307335
Butler is SWAG not LEWD.

>>26307347
We can make a butler suit lewd. We have the technology.

>>26307360
Guys.

Butler jacket over bunnysuit.

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>>26307378
Achievement unlocked: New fetish

>>26307378

Someone get Hatguy on this now

>>26307378
Nope, still covers up too much.
Who do we know that knows how to make clothes, and how to make them lewd? Midori?

>>26307210

Remember when Mami had her head bitten off and it all but confirmed that Homu was right? I don't remember her cooling off with placid rationalism the moment she became aware she was wrong. She fumed about it for a long ass time.

it would be IC for her to tell Kirika to fuck off, and then ask where she can go spar with some Eversors to vent.

>>26307319
>>26307335
Do bunny butlers exist?

Decu, did you draw Kyouko in her butler outfit?

>>26307435
That's that timeline's Sayaka, not this timeline's.
And Sayaka's working relationship with Kirika was already gone over in the last thread; she acts the part of the dutiful kohai because she takes her job seriously.

Get things right, chucklefuck.

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>>26307378
But Kyoko is an Eversor, not a Vindicare.

>>26307446
I daresay they do. But I dare not google that.

>>26307452
>NO FUN ALLOWED
u r a fagt

Did anyone even draw butler Kyouko? I can't remember and I'll be mad if they all dropped the ball.

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>>26307446

It's basically the bunny suit with a butlers tailcoat. Something like this.

>>26307333
>sudden interest in the 8th

>>26307467
Sayaka is EXACTLY a NO FUN ALLOWED type of person.
And saying "Fuck you" to Kirika, her boss, in front of outsiders and foreigners, is not in character.

>>26307487
>>26307446
I'm sure someone did.

>>26307487

A drawfag going by the name of AmateurDrawfag did. Very early on.

>>26307343

delicious cosmic vagina

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>>26307487
Decu did one, not sure if anyone else did.

>>26307452

I'm action on the knowledge that she is a hothead. In this timeline as well as the anime one.

I actually didn't vote for anything this time around, I am just trying to validate the choice that I think is going to win. I think she should say something like, "I'm fine, I'm ready to eviscerate some magical girls now." With a little bit of venom injected into her tone, just a little. But it's a bit late for that.

Try not to resort to ad hominem just because you disagree with someone.

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>>26307604
Perhap not "our" Kyouko, but there have been such crossovers.

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>>26307490

Posting another because I want to see Kyoko in this outfit.

NYAN NYAN

>>26307669
NYAN NYAN

>>26307675
NIHAO NYAN

>>26307675
NIHAO NYAN

>>26307681
ONE JOB

>>26307681
>>26307682
I had one job.

>>26307682
ONE JOB

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>>26307647

>>26307686
>>26307700
YOU HAD ONE JOB TO SAY ONE JOB

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>>26307647

And one more.

>>26307717
GORGEOUS

>>26307730
DELICIOUS

>>26307709

Kyouko's and Midori's job suddenly involves them going undercover in bunny girl outfits.

Y/Y?

>>26307745
DECULTURE!

>>26307746
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>26307746

I cannot press my Y key hard enough.

>>26307746
>checking NECO's Chirpee to see if true

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>>26307720

Bunny suits you say?

>>26307772
Not bad.
Could use more jacket tho.

>>26307086 >>26307105 >>26307110 >>26307216

You force yourself not to say anything...too disrespectful to your senior, although you've spat hatred at someone's face for much less. You know what you saw, you know what you heard. It wasn't some goddamn hallucination or vision! That girl, she was talking about you Witching out after--

"Alright, Sayaka. Relax." Malal moves just so that she's blocking Kirika from your view, interposing herself between the both of you. All while keeping a hand on your shoulder. "Just hold on for a moment, okay? We don't think you're crazy. Miss Springfield, can you get us some cold water, please?."

"O-oh! Sure, right away!" The Eighth's Warmaster-in-training runs back towards the receptionist, her spurred boots clinking with every hurried step. You hear Kirika scoff loudly, murmuring under her breath, before turning away and crossing her hands under her chest.

"Just breathe, Sayaka. Inhale, exhale. Slowly, deeply. Focus on my voice and nothing more." The Culexus' voice, despite her vox speaker corrupting it utterly, has a hypnotic calming effect, and you feel the tension in your body slowly dissipate. "Feel better? Alright. Tell me what you saw, and what you heard."

You do so, just as Mary comes running back, an ice-cold bottle of water in her hand. You thank her for it as you twist the cap off, taking sips every now and then as you murmur to Malal just what happened. What the girl looked like. What the girl told you about Kyoko, and...what she thought you were.

...You don't tell her about Kyoko's would-be murderers, though. That you keep to yourself. You don't...want to sound crazier than you probably already do.

And on the off-chance she was telling the truth, you didn't want one of your prime suspects to know.

[1/2]

>>26307795

"...Right. I'm not going to say you're crazy, but Mary's right. Heat does crazy things to your perception." You open your mouth to protest, but Malal holds up a hand. "No, all I'm saying is that it's possible. I'm not saying that it was. But you haven't eaten anything since the flight, and you haven't drunken anything except a half glass of whisky. It's not just the heat, but a combination of all those things." She shrugs. "Again, we don't know for sure, but I'm just trying to offer a plausible explanation."

...Well, you did sleep through the in-flight meals...

"You're actually lucky you did," Kirika grumbles, not turning back to look at you. "Airplane food never fails to taste like anything but garbage."

"Well, I liked the fruit plate." Malal replies, before turning back to you. "But don't worry about Kyoko. She's not currently in active duty, right? Just training the FNGs. If you like, I'll make some calls and have security increased in HQ to be safe. How about that?"

That'd...well. That'd certainly help.

"Alright. I'll do that, then." The Culexus nods at the water bottle in your hand. "Finish that, and then I want you to go to their cafeteria and get something to eat. I'll have Mary send someone over to fetch you then, because I'll need your help to put the hardsuit on Sabrina. Do you understand?"

...Yeah. Yeah, you get it.

"Right." Malal gives your shoulder a squeeze, before turning to Mary. "Where's your cafeteria?"

. . .

After more jabs from Kirika about crash dieting and Malal basically telling her to shut up, you part ways with them temporarily, with you heading towards the cafeteria while they went on ahead to the Silent Room Department. Mary's directions were straightforward enough - just a short elevator ride and a few doors to walk past - and soon you find yourself in a large cafeteria hall, full of Magical Girls getting their lunch in the noisiest racket ever.

[2/3]

>I wonder if 'pure and honest NECO-chama' would have been a better title... = 3 = There are journalists that use that kind of name...
NECO...

>>26307802

You pointedly ignore the fact that the racket suddenly stops - and resumes in hushed tones as you step into the hall, making an unhurried beeline towards the food line. Every table you pass has its occupants turning their head to follow you, some with curious glances, others with narrowed eyes. The scent of fried, oily western food thick in the air, along with the saccharine-sweet carbonation of different flavors of soda.

You don't mind this at all, because you're too fucking busy turning over in your mind what the girl said to you.

The first one you're not sure about, but the other...either it's Kharn, or Kirika. Kharn could be annoying, but she's never lifted a hand against Kyoko - you don't see the Warmaster even thinking about it. Kirika, though...maybe. She'd said as such a few times, during sparring - how she hated Kyoko for distracting you, for making you soft. Making you weak.

You shake your head as you glance down at the food available. If it was Kirika, then...it'd only be a question of catching her unaware and off-guard long enough to push a sword into her cackling face. Easy enough, if not for the fact that the Eversor Rank Leader never was unaware or off-guard. Ever. As if she never slept.

Choosing the least likely to clog up your arteries - pointing at a rather miserable salad and a helping of gravy-drowned mashed potatoes, along with a glass of what the locals call Iced Lemon Tea but is actually a kilogram of sugar dissolved in lightly flavored water - you carry your tray towards the only empty table in the joint.

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>>26307795
>>26307802
>>26307751
o-oh...

>>26307772

Bunny suit+butters tailcoat. Not to be confused with the magicians assistant outfit.

>>26307817

Sliding into the booth seat, you've barely picked up your spoon to start at your potatoes when a group of Magical Girls from the table across make their approach. Their leader, a blonde-haired girl with a nasty smirk and a bandolier of knives strapped across her chest - leans forward, her hands on the table.

"You ain't from here, ain'tcha?" She drawls, her accent bordering on the ridiculous. "This table's reserved, stranger. Best get out before the real owners come 'round an' see a filthy Jap sparklie eatin' at their place."

Jap...Jap sparklie? No, you're not in the best moods, but that shit is hilarious. You look up at them, and tell them neatly in English that you won't take long. You just need to eat, and then you'll be out of their hair--

"We said this table's reserved, BITCH!" The leader howls, slapping your iced tea towards you - causing the sugary, ice-cold liquid to topple backward and spill down your blouse. Down your jeans. Soaking you to the fucking bone, giving everything a cold, sticky feeling. "NOW GET THE FUCK OUT!"

This....this Officio.

How do you react?

>>26307865
[x]Right hook.

>>26307865
[x] Grab her head, introduce to the table.

>>26307882
This.

>>26307865
[x] Backhand slap.
"I demand satisfaction."

>>26307865
[x] It's on like donkey kong

>>26307865
[x] "Really now. This is how you treat guests around here? If you want to die so much, I'll oblige, but get your Warmaster's permission first."

>>26307865
[x] Calmly get up, and throw the table at them.

>>26307865

[x] Pull sword from cake.

Failing that, mashed potato will have to do.

>>26307907
Throw the table?

Flip the table.

>>26307865
[x]FLESH OF THE FALLE- wait we can't do that. Yet.
[x]Do like the other vote said, introduce her fat American face to the table.

>>26307922
Why flip when we can throw?

Gotta put that eversor muscle to use.

>>26307865

[X] Introduce her face to the food on the table, she makes us dirty, we make her dirty.

>>26307865
"This is not a good day."

Rip her head off.

We can do that, right?