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BLEACH QUEST XXXII
>Today in which something terrible perhaps happens, maybe.

Previous threads archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Bleach%20Quest
Bleach Quest Twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOp
Skills and perks pastebin: http://pastebin.com/etq4kyMk

First, let me explain how dice rolls work here on Bleach Quest. I take the best of three, barring any Critical Successes or Critical Failures. If I have not yet asked for dice, and you roll anyway, your roll will count towards the next time I ask for rolls be it for good or ill. After I get three results for a roll, all others are discarded. Normally I take best of 3. If you delete rolls, I will discard that and take the second highest roll.

LAST TIME!

"CQC final exam. I passed. And on a COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE, Hiyori, would you mind beating him to a pulp with your sandal again? I'd really appreciate it."

She looks at the both of you and gives you a sharp nod, walking towards where you came from. Yoruichi follows stopping by to lean in and whisper “I’m sorry,” to the both of you before following suit.

Orihime, Yuzu and Karin look at you. “Hey, Ichi-nii, the fireworks are over so maybe we should go ahead and go home so you can rest up so you feel better for tomorrow?”

>Yeah
>Not yet
>Write in
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>>26276276
Yeah.
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>>26276276
Yeah. I think we should walk Orihime home, kiss her goodnight, and sleep in our own bed alone.
We need our solitude.
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>>26276276
Yeah, it's been a long day.
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>>26276276

"Yeah...yeah we should. Tomorrow is the start of some very busy days..."

Walk were ever we're walking hand in hand with Orihime. We just had a shitty time...we're hurting emotinonally...we shouldn't be so proud to not need to lean on someone who is willing to offer us support.
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Aw yeah, Bleach Quest!
It was a bummer not having one last night, but I'm glad you're back, cosgrove!

Side note-I haven't gotten any drawing done lately, so here's hoping I pull together something today.
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>>26276276
>Yeah

The more distance we put between ourselves and Urahara right now the better.
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>>26276276

yes.

also have some alone time, it has been a loooooooooooooooooooong day after all.

ichigo should cry out his frustrations.
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Last night I'm posting the first interlewd:

fanfiction.net/s/9522518/1/BQ-Interlewd-1-Fade-to-Black
-OR-
bleach.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600012840
-OROR-
http://pastebin.com/8B4pWb8U

Hope you guys enjoyed it!
I'll get to working on the Hollow Momo one I started oh so long ago.
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>>26276276
yeah
call dad, set everyone up in the hospital for the night so we're all ready to go come morning
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Good evening. How are my students doing tonight? I'm glad to see you survived flowers and fireworks...


Can't keep track of all the weird wapanese names?:
bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Characters

Don't know what's going on and want a "quick" recap? Don't worry your pretty head:
http://pastebin.com/mrx3gdgE
(Covers BQ:1 - BQ:28)

Interested in some sightseeing around town?:
http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Karakura_Town

Want to be an expert like Cosgrove? Read the manga:
http://starkana.com/manga/B/Bleach

Too lazy to read? How about some /tv/?:
http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/bleach
It’s on Hulu too. Well most of it anyway.

Want more /tg/ related Bleach in your life? How about a d20 system?:
bleachd20.wikidot.com


See you soon... bye bye!
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Yes, but make sure Nel is sorted out and healed up first. She probably feels like shit right now and she didn't do anything wrong.
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>>26276276

Not yet

This little test ruined our chance to have a great finish to the day with our friends. We should try to salvage the evening
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>>26276375
Urahara already healed her
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>>26276276
Ya lets head home with them and Hime. We're in no mood to deal with any other bullshit right now.

Big the team a good nights rest and go home.
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>>26276340
>>26276291
>>26276301
>>26276325
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>>26276375
Actually yeah we should check up on her, make sure she gets that we don't blame her, and that we're sorry she broke our arms.
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>>26276381
I think he meant emotionally/mentally?
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>>26276381
We should still check on her. Someone who dislikes fighting as much as Nel was forced into fighting a friend by Urahara. She's not in a good place right now.
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>>26276412
We already did that.
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>>26276424
We already talked to her. Tactical hugs were had.
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>>26276276
check up on Nel, then home with Hime and the sisters
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>>26276340
Here's how it's going to go
>Ichigo heads to bathroom
>stands at sink/mirror
>cries
>looks in the mirror
>wipes his eyes
>all that's left is steely determination
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>>26276432
Yeah I guess we can just check in tomorrow.
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>>26276460
He will turn his eyes to steel.
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>When we get back
"Oh hey Urahara, I picked you up a gift while in the Soul Society!"
"Oh that was awfully thoughtful of you Ichigo!"
"Let me just /ruffling around in cloak/ Ah there it is! /flip the bird/ And they even had a two for one sale! /flip double bird/."
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Awwwww yeah Bleach Quest.
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>>26276340
>>26276460
Guys c'mon.

We already have a perfect visual metaphor in our hat that was modeled after Urahara.

Like we can take it out, stare at it for like five minutes, move to rip it apart, but just crumple it up and throw it at the wall in frustration.
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>>26276490
>My days literally have been revolving around Bleach Quest for the entire month of July
I think I have a problem.
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>>26276506
>>26276340
>>26276460
hichschool, please leave.
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>>26276489
no, better. get the fucker pardoned and give him the 12th division back
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>>26276516
Well mine was revolving around Toonami General until this, so you aren't as bad as me. This is better than that SAO shitstorm.
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>>26276533
We're fifteen.

And I wasn't advocating crying.

No tears for Urahara, just disappointment and also anger.
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>>26276516

You think you've got it bad, my wife has taken issue with me sitting up to all hours and ignoring her for Bleach Quest...so I'm cooling my jets on it...in that I'm checking it every so many minutes instead of constantly.
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>>26276506

it isn't just about Urahara.
try to think about it more deeply.
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>>26276552

SOA shitstorm?
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>>26276536
You DO realize he made us have a life or death knife fight with a pacifist as part of a deal of him not bleeding her dry on the spot and then pimp slapped us at full strength while still in our human bod right? And that was just tonight.
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>>26276554
You have a wife? Wow, how many actual lives has /tg/ ruined?
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>>26276552
What SAO shitstorm?
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>>26276516
>>26276490
good now the momo zombi Mayuri stitches together will have a friend
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>>26276570
It's on Toonami now. Premiering tonight.
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This is what we should tell Nel.

"Neliel, I want to make sure that you know I still trust you. You must know by now that I fight for my friends. I'll do everything in my power to protect them, no matter the cost. Tomorrow, we're headed into enemy territory. There's nothing in this world or any of the others that I value more than the people I love. And I trust you to keep my friends safe. Think about that for a minute, will you?"
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>>26276554
Bleach Quest has "cured" my addiction to videogames.

My friends think I must have a girlfriend because I'm no longer playing the vidya with them for 8 hours every night.

I'm not sure how to feel about this.

>>26276590
Oh dear fuck.
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>>26276572
and this will force him to deal with Mayuri. Forever
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>>26276516
Trust me, you're not the only one. And now that you posted this, it's time for symbolism.
>Ichigo, like Frankenstein's monster, is an amalgamation of creatrures
>Rukia, like a succubus, stole Ichigo's Heart
>Orihime, like a ghost, is largely ineffectual
>Renji, like a mummy, needs bandages a lot
>Toshiro, like a catboy, is popular with fans
>Uryu, like a vampire, sucks power out and uses it for himself
>Rangiku, like a witch, is...idunno
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>>26276563

ichigo is pretty shallow though, so i agree with him.
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>>26276581
Mayuri's either going to end up a useful ally or on Aizens payroll. Interested to see how that'll turn out either way.
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>>26276581
Look, Aizen would have Momo killed and her body destroyed before he lets Mayuri get his hands on her.

Because unless he's standing in the room the whole time with Kyouka Suigetsu at full blast, Mayuri could science his way to the truth.
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>>26276489
Actually, I plan to enlist Soi Fon in our revenge shenanigans. Also telling her how to get her godess to teach her Shunko. Tell her to ask if teaching her that stuff is more dangerous than the stunts Urahara put a 15 year old kid through.
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>>26276596
We already talked to Nel last night people. Tactical hugs were had.
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>>26276603

Rangiku, like a witch is sexy
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>>26276574
more than you think friend....
.....
...
..
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>>26276605
If we were shallow like you say, we wouldn't have not slept with Momo when she was practically raping us her first night. Probably would have tried knocking up 'Bel and Apacci to.
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>>26276617
>>26276618
This. Mayuri may be a huge cunt but we could probably get him against Aizen.
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So after we buy glorious two handed what's the next thing we raise up?

Can it be Quincy skill levels? I really think it should be. More effective Blut and infinite fun tricks await us down that road.
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>>26276645
You realize we avoided Momo for all of 2 days before having a threesome right?
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>>26276574

Eh, it's not ruined yet....I have an addictive personality, and she was just miffed she had to compete for my attention with this image board thread...for several nights in a row. I've cooled it, dropping out early and catching up with the archive in the mornin' so it's all good.

Though she was CAPTIAL P passive aggressive angry about it at first and didn't want to talk about it.

Anyhow, onto BLEACH QUEST!

Home, Bed, Orihime's hand. Share a moment because DAMN if this relaxing day didn't end stressfully and we need a reminder that we are still alive.
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>>26276645
i don't think he was talking about that kind of shallow.
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>>26276516
I know that feeling.

This is a sign that Cosgrove is doing something-or everything- right.

>>26276590
and so I weep for the next generation of anime newcomers.

>>26276603
Bewitching?
Can put men under a spell?
How many magic/witch puns did you just miss out on?

>>26276666
>6666
Two handed method it is, then.

>>26276645
>implying this won't happen eventually
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>>26276671
It was a week and some change.
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>>26276603
>Rukia, a small and now insignificant character in the show, despite being a catalyst for the whole thing; unlike a succubus she poured her life into someone else rather than sucked it out
>Toshiro, transforms just like a werewolf for his bankai, is often looked down on like a dog
>Rangiku, bewitches men; uses her looks to her advantage. More in common with the modern American slut witches
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>>26276590
>I'm not sure how to feel about this.

Only the dead can know peace from this yadda yadda
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>>26276685
Rangiku has no luck with men, though.
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>>26276685

Oh shit, I just realized the quads I got.

Yup, time for two handed and Quincy. /tg/ demands it
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>>26276618
Aizen's illusions do not require him to be present to perform upkeep. His corpse was an example of such an illusion, and I even think it was autopsied.
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>>26276686
Oh yeah, I forgot about the fast forward stuff.
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>>26276657
At first I was very against having any interaction with Mayuri beyond tactical nuclear annihilation, but now that Urahara pulled this little stunt I almost think it might be better to go with the scientist who won't lie to us about how evil he is, rather than waiting for Urahara to pull another bullshit stunt behind our back.

That's assuming SS doesn't just declare us ultra-criminals to be killed on sight once this is over, of course, because Mayuri is one guy we definitely won't be able to just Peacewalker out from under Yamamoto's nose.
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>>26276666
i really want ichigo to have bankai before SS arc though...
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>>26276693
>Rukia
>small and insignificant
Did you even read the Fullbring arc?
>Toshiro
>transforms
Nope. Ice forms around him, he gets armor. That's no transformation.
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>>26276714

We can't put XP into bankai. The only way to raise it is to Jinzen.
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>>26276714
XP won't help us reach Bankai. We can't raise our Zanpakuto level with XP, which is almost certainly what determines our eligibility for Bankai.
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Writing
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>>26276707
True, but he did require someone else to assist in impersonate him, so they can't pass a turning test unless he is present.
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>>26276707
His fake corpse was really Kyouka Suigetsu though, wasn't it?
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>>26276714
We have nowhere near enough xp to get that before the SS arc starts.
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>>26276714
No, that just doesn't fit the shonen formula, I'm sorry to say.
We'll get it later, don't worry.
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I feel we should ask Urahara to come and TALK to us if he has a problem with how we're doing things rather than orchestrate an elaborate ruse in order to find out how we'll respond to stuff. Like "Hey, Ichigo, I noticed you went kinda berserk and annihilated a Hollow with quincy powers way back when. Are you sure you don't have rage-issues? How do you think you'd respond to one of your comrades betraying you?"

That sort of thing. FUCKING COMMUNICATE with us like a fucking adult (which Ichigo isn't, but Urahara certainly is) so this sort of thing doesn't happen anymore. Ichigo only destroyed that hollow in the beginning when he didn't even know about the whole 'balance of souls' thing, let alone what a Quincy was. Urahara has a habit of overreacting to things with elaborate and paranoid plots, and we have to try to slow him down.
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So, should we kidnap Hanatarou like in the manga?
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>>26276790
Plus killing the Hougyoku didn't really have anything to do with how much power we have, all that did was open the door.
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>>26276814
Yeah, it was our will that did the dinosaur.
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>>26276355
Oh and thanks for the nearly 450 views in just five days guys!
Please feel free to leave a comment if you have any tips, suggestions, or criticisms.
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>>26276792
If at all possible.

We'll have to nab somebody to interrogate once we're inside either way, so hopefully it'll be him.
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>>26276792
There's no way this won't happen.
It's one of the funnier moments with the most impact in the beginning of the arc.

We'll meet him eventually, and if Momo's in the senzaikyu, then he'll know and be able to tell us, most likely, because his awful luck helps him meet girls- even if those girls are taken. At which point we grab him and run.
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>>26276831
Nah, our will alone just got our ass kicked, it was only when Chizuru got so sick of watching us suffer that she stood up for us and herself.
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>>26276792
no.
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>>26276836
>Oh and thanks for the nearly 450 views in just five days guys!
> 450
Lords above...
> Please feel free to leave a comment if you have any tips, suggestions, or criticisms.
Bah, I dislike that site, but okay.
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>>26276790
We didn't go berserk, we punched it and it turns out we had Falcon Punch powers.

Also he's a scientist. Words mean nothing; it all depends on observations in the field and controlled experiments.
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>>26276836
>450 views
>The thought of over 300 people reading Bleach Quest
Dear god...
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>>26276863
Regardless, will was important, the desire to destroy the Plot Rock. Urahara would never desire the Plot Rock destroyed as much as those two did. It was his magnum opus, his greatest creation. No creator would want to destroy their magnum opus even if it threatened the world.
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>>26276899
>controlled experiments.
Urahara has about as much control over the situation as canon Ichigo did over his spirit energy.

Which... may actually explain why he's tripping balls and doing retarded stuff.
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>>26276917

That is an interesting and philosophical way of looking at it...that Urahara could never destroy it...it was fundamentally against his being...he just couldn't see it that way.
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Got a second guys?
It's time for research:
http://strawpoll.me/283402
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>>26276863
Actually, I think it was our rolls, we were never prompted for them, and we actually got a punch in where no one rolled, and it auto succeeded.
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>>26276944
Also he wasn't able to swordception because
A) I don't think anybody else does that
B) He intentionally kept it away from a host
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>>26276603
regni isn't a mummy he is a pirate
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>>26276965
>we got a punch in when no one rolled
I don't remember that.
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>>26276917
>>26276944
His greatest creation
His greatest misteak

Dude's still a tosser though. (at least in Bleach Quest)
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>>26276899
As an actual, paid to do research, government contracts binding my comings and goings, scientist, he is a shit scientist if this is the best way he came up with to test and manipulate Ichigo.
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>>26276990
I think he means well but his methods are just WAY off. I still trust the guy, though.
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>>26276944
Yeah note how even in canon his plans never call for its destruction. Sealing it in a human body, hiding it, using it to asplode Aizen, but NEVER destroying it. Its proof of his genius!
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>>26276875
Thanks for taking the time Hexer; that said, there's been over 380 unique visitors too.
And those are just the stats for the fanfiction.net link.
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>>26276970
I'm pretty sure the swordception is actually an esoteric Quincy technique known as "Schatten" (Shadow).
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>>26277032
How did he create it?
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>>26277032
Maybe. It could also simply be that he TRIED to destroy it in the past and failed and now he believes that it just simply CAN'T be destroyed.
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>>26277008
I think he's even more scared of us than he lets on.

I mean we've only been at this for like a month and we've grown this much.

We went to Hueco Mundo and we befriended two Vasto Lordes and four Adjuchas, one of which was Aizen's former third-in-command.
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>>26277052
Certainly a convenient excuse huh?

>>26277049
uhhh...........ritual sacrifice?
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>Urahara has to manipulate a 15 year old using nothing but a chick with cans the size of his head
>tricks him into a knife fight with her
GENIUS!
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>>26277040
No problem.

> there's been over 380 unique visitors too.
And those are just the stats for the fanfiction.net link.
NEAT!

>>26276913
Some definitely come from the site itself though.
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Oh god I finally have internet at my fucking house.
Girlbro faget chiming in, I'm working on a full dissertation on why Urahara is a shitler to be used on him to maybe reign in some of his paranoia. I'm deliberately avoiding angst and more pointing out why he is being a shitty human being and how to possiby fix it. Shouldn't burn any bridges, but it SHOULD make our displeasure known.
Also there is a surprising number of Nelial-Ichigo-Harribel threesome pictures on danbooru. Which makes the earlier threads so much funnier.
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>>26276989
>You cock back your fist, sending it stumbling backwards.
>[...]
>It staggers to its feet, mouth open in shock.

We are never stated to have hit it, but it clearly reacts as though we did.
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>>26277091
That was before we entered actual combat though, it was less a damaging attack and more an insult.
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>>26277086
We still need more "aggressive" Hime pics and just more of Momo in general though. Maybe some tsunder Apacci.
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>>26276913
I kind of doubt that. A lot come from the site itself.
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>>26277106
Apacci isn't Tsundere in this. Quite the opposite.
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>>26277106
>Apacci
>Tsun
She's completely Deredere for us, anon.

I dunno if I can help with the aggressive Hime pictures, though-
Orihime is surprisingly hard to draw.
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>>26277106
>We still need more "aggressive" Hime pics
Tough luck with that, her image is way too cemented I fear.
> Maybe some tsunder Apacci
She's deredere.
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>>26277106
Apacci's mostly just deredere in this quest, at least so far
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>>26276372
you die tonight gin
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>>26277100
Cos' doesn't ask for a roll the entire fight, in a quest where he disqualifies rolls for not having the right dice.

I honestly don't think it mattered.
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>>26277173
But they had effects on how the dice worked. Also he asked for dice rolls near the end. Remember the double rider kick?
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>Yeah

You grimace and nod your head. “Yeah, it’d be best to head back. Just a second.”

You step to the side and pull out your phone, calling your house. “Kurosaki Household.”

“Hey, dad, its me. I have a favor to ask, could I make use of the living room for tonight?”

You head silence before Isshin sighs. “Yeah, go ahead.”

You give him a word of thanks and hang out. Looking at your friends, you give them a weak smile. “Well, it seems like things didn’t end great, so I’m inviting you all over so that we can end the night on a good note. All of you are invited.”

Neliel stiffens at your words as you give her a subtle nod of the head. “I trust all of you, so I know you all will have each other’s backs out there.”

She quietly gives you a subtle nod back, a soft, hesitant smile on her face. You gri nat your friends and sisters. “Now come on, let’s go!”

Your friends all give you nods and begin heading with you back to your home. It’ll take a little while.

>Actions while on the way back?
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>>26277156
>>26277106

i really love how hime turned out to be she is, here in the quest.
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>>26277201
I thought our phone was broken by nel.
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>>26277201
Hang back a little and talk with Hime a bit. Just small talk, nothing too big.
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>>26277201
Talk to Chad.
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>>26277223
Shit you're right. Damn. Well then, you borrow Orihime's. Sorry, retconned.
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>>26277201
Hug Keigo
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>>26277223
Urahara clearly gave us a cloned version of our phone.
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>>26277223
That's true, she did stab our phone in Bleach Quest 31.
Just as well, we probably used a friends why not.
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>>26277201
Ask our sisters if they had a good time.
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>>26277201
How're the others doing?
Hell, we haven't talked to Bel or the Tres in a long time.
Let's do that, ask if they had fun.
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>>26277201
chat it up with the Arrancar, ask how they liked their first real taste of the human world.
also, stop for ice cream
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>>26277246
>Cosgrove making a mistake in front of us
OH GOD WE'RE GONNA GET KYOKA SUIGETSU'D!!!
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>Chat up all your human friends

Trying to maintain all these Social Links is hard.
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>>26277157
Tough luck with that, her image is way too cemented in fear
and submission.
Just about every picture has her crying, looking ashamed, or something of the like. It's kind of annoying.
Momo's more or less the same way.

I guess what I'm saying is that we need Bleach Quest specific 34.
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>>26277269
Oh yeah, we forgot the ice cream.
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>>26277287
What makes you think we weren't
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>>26276679
Get her to work on her communcation skills so she can run throughthe passive aggressive phase in minutes or less. That shit is cancerous.
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>>26277246
What, we don't have a magical respawning phone who's existence accidentally reveals this has been an illusion all along and Urahara is actually Aizen?
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>>26277269
Treat everyone but urahara to ice cream. Stare at him meaningfully while eating an ice cream cone.
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>>26277201
Check if other folks formed any social links. Like our sisters with Lilynette, or something.
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We got it at the beach.
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>>26277269
Oh right, ice cream.
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>>26277304
>Just about every picture has her crying, looking ashamed, or something of the like. It's kind of annoying.
>Momo's more or less the same way.
SIGH, preaching to the motherfucking choir here.
> I guess what I'm saying is that we need Bleach Quest specific 34.
Truth.
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>>26277319
This. We need to understand the social links if we are to form them.
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>>26277292
Yeah we really need more time for that shit.

I mean we barely talked to Kai at all, and we need to work on that.
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>>26277201
Oh man, is it slumber party time?
Should we play spin the bottle?
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>>26277191
godamn it...

Also we got icecream earlier today at the beach guys.

>>26277201
Check with Bel and the Tres first, then Lilly and Starrk/ our sisters, wrap up with Hime.
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wow, one post per hour by the op, no wonder these threads hit 1500 posts, you guys need to circle jerk just to have something to do.
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>>26277106
I may or may not have some drawfriends handy interested in this quest that have an interest in such a thing.
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>>26277393
must resist urge to create orgy...
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>>26277393
YES
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>>26277393
Quincy fucker is gonna cheat with German demonhunter magics.
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>>26277201
Talk to Bel and the Tres. See how they liked the beach.

We haven't really talked to them since our match with Apacci two days ago.
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>>26277419
BUENO
double tripple bueno if they get some comics up; ultra mega bankai bueno if it's a 34 comic

This quest needs more fan works.
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>>26277430
>demonhunter
It is now my headcanon that Uryu listens to metal while he sews.
What kind of metal? I have no idea.
>>26277404
This is an especially slow thread. I don't know what's up with Cosgrove tonight.
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>>26277393
>more haremshit
please no
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>>26277457
I just want an Improvaizen comic.
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>>26277404
it's usually faster, actually.

So, since I didn't get any drawing done in the last few days-
Time for another vote:
What should I make an attempt to draw tonight?
1) Ichigo vs Bel
2) Littlest Arrancar that could (any appaci request can go here)
3) Keigo/Aizen comic
4) Insert request here


>>26277478
Demon Hunter is, hilariously enough, classified as "White Metal."
So Demon Hunter is about right.
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>>26277478
Dethklok so he can convince himself he still has "pride left" since it's all just a joke.

>>26277393
No; go be stupid somewhere else.
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>>26277478
Uryu probably listens to incredibly technical metal.
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>>26277478
>What kind of metal? I have no idea.
Nightwish and Leaves Eyes.

>>26277497
I tentatively agree. Let's cool it with that for now.
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>>26277393
We really need to get a handle on those fucking apartments. Everyone gets luxury suite.
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>>26277379
>Kai

Who?
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>>26277509
Improvaizen comic because.
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>Metal

>Implying Radiohead isn't his jam
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>>26277393
No, that's a terrible idea. Let's just have a calm uneventful sleep over with our friends. No drama, no shenanigans.
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>>26277505
Everyone wants ImprovAizen comics. I predict it will never happen.
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>>26277509
I really want to see a cute moment myself... yet I'm also in the market for lewd at this hour so honestly whatever strikes your fancy works.
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>>26277527

We let Kon pick his own name, and we all as players voted on the name he originally wanted in Canon and not the one Icihgo gave him.
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>>26277545
We should let them go home and sleep in their own beds. It'll be the last time they get to do it for a while... maybe ever in some of their cases.
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>>26277561
>Kon

Who?
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>>26277527
This is why you read the godamn archives or at least the recap thread before trying to participate in a quest.
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>>26277509
littlest arrancar that could
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>>26277509
Ichigo v Bel so long as the comic ends with Ichigo passed out on her stomach.
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>>26277611
Please tell me you're joking and you didn't actually forget who Kon is.

I mean sure, he isn't a major character, but he isn't a complete nobody.
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>>26277611
...do you know what Bleach is? want me to show you?
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>>26277592
Well it's up to them, really.
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>>26277547
tonight's gunna suck. He's my favorite character in anime aside from Greed and Pride in the original FMA anime. If we can deduce he's pulling a Revolver Ocelot in character, we need to figure out a way to help him.
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>>26277624
>>26277666
>>26277668


------>the joke
your head
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>>26277668
>>26277666
Guys, it's a sarcastic jest based upon Kon pretty much completely disappearing from the manga until relatively recently.
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>>26277611
Please see
>>26276372

Gin is here to help.
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>>26277672
We're never going to get that sex Hime's clearly wanted from us since the night we got back are we?
Doesn't matter though as long as we can spend time with her. Then take just Momo out on a special date when we get her back. NOT IF. WHEN.
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>>26277703
Its also a joke based on the sheer number of social links we have to upkeep.
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>>26277611

The Mod Soul. A little sentient pill that we take and it ejects us from our body while he takes control so we don't just leave our meatbag to rot in the corner.

In canon, he wound up inhabiting a stuffed lion when not in use, now we put him in a godzilla plushie.
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>>26277683
The simplest method is to not outright go for killing Aizen while we are here. I mean hell, our only objective right now is Momo.
After dealing with Urahara's shit we should be a little more in tune with backstabbery and such. We might be able to accidentally see through his little plot. Especially if we find Rukia and Shiba's I mean seriously. At that range? No way he could have missed.
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>>26277718
We were primed and ready to go last night, but she fell asleep on us.
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I personally expect the captains to get hit pretty hard by this war. I have 3 to 1 on dog boy dying personally.
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>>26277742
We can't very well be doing that in our home while our sisters and father are home and sleep down the same hallway.
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>>26277749
We aren't killing anyone though. Seriously if we become lethal then it's pretty much over.
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>Observe friends, talk with them.

You hang back, watching your friends as they walk and talk, stopping to get your friends ice cream along the way. Yuzu seems to be sheerfully chatting with Lilynette, while Karin and Starrk seem to be commenting about them to the side. Mila Rose seems to be talking with Chad, looking amused while Chad quietly talks.

Orihime seems to be talking with the other Arrancars, while Chizuru and Tatsuki seem to be, for the moment, conversing civilly. Keigo seems to be talking with Mizuiro and Ishida.

Now disturbing Chad’s conversation, you approach the group of Arrancars. You smile at them and Orihime. “How did you all like the beach?”

Apacci grins at you. “It was cool!”

Harribel shrugs. “It was familiar but different.”

Neliel seems hesitant. “I really didn’t get a chance to enjoy myself, too much was going on.”

She gives you a sad smile and you nod in return. A hand taps you on the shoulder. “Kurosaki.”

You look over at Ishida, who is hesitantly consuming some sort of sorbet. “What’s up?”

“I will meet you at your home, there is a few things I will have to get first.”

He gives you a nod and disappears in a blur of movement.

You spend the rest of the way talking with Orihime, holding her hand. Eventually, you all reach your house.

>Try to sneak in 1d20
>Try to have everyone sneak in (1d100)
>Walk in
>write in
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>>26277761
Sure we can. We just have to be quiet while doing so.
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>>26277749
...What war?

I hope you don't mean us vs soul society, because we have been very very specific.

Also only a handful of us are actually threats to captains.
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>>26277774
And then by total accident, we knock out Ken, and he falls 12 stories and breaks his neck.
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>>26277784
That fic (not sure if cosgrove will consider it canon) and Chizuru's status plus base condition would seem that we can not keep quiet... yet Ishida seemed to have been oblivious. Odd.
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Rolled 76

>>26277780
Everybody sneak!
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>>26277780
>Walk in
Isshin knows we're coming already. No need for sneaking.
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Rolled 2

>>26277780
All for one and one for all.
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>>26277780
Just walk in, because come on.
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Rolled 71

>>26277780
TACTICAL ESPIONAGE ACTION
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Rolled 6

>>26277780
>Try to sneak in 1d20
"Wait here for a sec."
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Rolled 4

>>26277780
>Try to sneak in 1d20

Lets put our training to use!
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Rolled 67

>>26277814
Does that count as a crit fail for 1d100?
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Rolled 82

>>26277780
Practice makes perfect.
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>>26277814
oh my god
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Rolled 36

>>26277780
Let's do this.
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>>26277785
I meant the winter war. I expect that captains and LTs to have a few deaths.
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>>26277784
But Hime's a screamer, from what we can tell..

>>26277552
does this count for LATC or a request?

>>26277794
>implying a fall would kill kenny.
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>>26277814
>roll a 2 on 1d100
Nope.
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>>26277853
>But Hime's a screamer, from what we can tell..
That makes it even more fun, though. She HAS to stay quiet otherwise our sisters will hear her! And we can try our best to make her cry out at the same time.

It's like you've never done it in a public place before, dude. Sheesh.
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>>26277814
"Ichigo, you realize trying to have 15 people sneak into a 3-bedroom house is basically physically impossible, right."

"... I do now."
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>>26277853
>implying anything other than a force of nature like gravity could kill Kenny
In other words, a fall is the only thing that can kill him.
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>>26277853
It counts for whatever you want it too. A request sure, but it looks like you've got enough on your plate, so for this I guess Appaci.
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>>26277853
a screamer AND a squirter

>>26277883
I'm sure she could appreciate some light bomdage in an attempt to reduce that character trait... BUUUUUT she probably wouldn't be that inconsiderate to our family.
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>>26277852
Why?

Aizen lost two of his biggest guns, and now thanks to Neliel, we know the composition of his current forces.

Meanwhile Aizen himself seems to have had a policy about not telling his Arrancar forces shit about their adversaries.
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>>26277937
2lewd
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>>26277956
>>26277937
>>26277883
That "interlewd" had such wonderful things...
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Anyone watching Axe Cop?
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Rolled 77, 71, 49, 93, 12, 55 = 357

And now, for enemy personnel...
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>>26277965
But such poor grammar.
Also Danbooru, why is Neliel using Ichigo's body to teach Harribel the pleasures of the flesh. Why must it be so apt.
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>>26277965
The one problem was duration.

Like that fic was just one round, and it's been implied that all three of them had... quite a bit more stamina than that.
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>>26277985
Well... yeah.

That's what'd happen.
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>>26277943
He'll probably not faff around as much as he did in cannon though, which will negate a lot of that. Plus, there are at least 5 more priveron espada that never get screen-time in cannon that Cosgrove can introduce.
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>>26277794
dude, fighting Yhwach didn't kill Kenpachi. Getting repeatedly killed by Unohona didn't kill him. He's a gorram laughing Terminator
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Just calling it now, we're going to find out that Keigo is actually Aizen's son.
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>>26278003
Or you know, just actually use his Bankai. He never used it in cannon for some reason.
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>>26278003
Oh right, you mean that with the Hougyoku destroyed, or stuck in a time loop to be his current shitty Hougyoku, Aizen will have to actually form a strategy and try instead of counting on gaining omnipotence?
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>>26278011
I like the theory that he is actually Yachiro's zanpakto
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>>26278029
>Or you know, just actually use his Bankai. He never used it in cannon for some reason.
The TWEEST is that Aizen never had one and just used illusions to pass the test.
His sword feels lonely according to some PoVs, so perhaps their relationship deteriorated over time.
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>>26278029
It's probably less powerful than his shikai. Yes that happens, Soi Fon's for example.
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>>26277989
I went in at it trying to make it at least semi realistic. They're all virgins and such. Also the fic was finished, uploaded, and shared before that little bit where Hime spilled the beans. Although you can sort of write it off as her perception of time being somewhat warped by the experience. In any case, I've been debating a Round 2: midnight snack chapter after Hollomo.

>>26277987
I tried along with my editor. You should have seen the first draft. Also trying to get into the swing of things again while using Cosgroves style of first person narration as a baseline.
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>>26278046
>His sword feels lonely according to some PoVs, so perhaps their relationship deteriorated over time.
>Inb4 we diplomance Aizen's Sword.
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>>26278024
Of all the Keigo-related twists we've theorized about, that would be the least impactful, because as far as I know Keigo doesn't have any daddy issues.

So help me god Cosgrove if Keigo spills his guts to us about his long-lost father who abandoned him I will stab you to death with an ice-cream cone. Yes, I know that isn't possible. I will MAKE it possible.
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>>26278029
That's an ImprovAizen waiting to happen right there
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>>26278054
Soi Fon's IS more powerful from a certain point of view. Just not nearly as practical/lethal, but it definitely has more raw power.
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>>26278046
We must steal Kyoka Suigetsu!
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>>26278046
Didn't he brag at some point that he had already reached the height of all shigami abilities?
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>>26278024
Keigo has a hot older sister, doesn't he? We should meet her and make her part of the Kurosaki-crew by accident.
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>>26278071
>inb4 Aizen's sword is a woman
>this is why Aizen's always looking for lapdances- his sword doesn't want to give him one
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>>26278090
Called it.
>>26278071
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>>26278071
Via TACTICAL HUGGING of course
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Rolled 47

>>26278054
Soi Fon is a subtle operator, her Bankai could be several orders of magnitude more powerful (and it is), than her shikai, but it would still be useless for how she fights.
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>>26276790
Communication isn't enough, though. We needed to be tested to make sure that we're not all talk and can actually back up our ideals with real action.
The adult world is full of such tests, don't pretend it's not, and we accept them fully as required and even preferred.
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>>26278090
> mvq
>>26278097
Yea.
Then let the plotrock muder his sword which is probably Bleach's equivalent to a Kick the Puppy moment.
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>>26278098
But he's not bald enough for her
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>>26278044
But that's wrong. Because his Zanpakuto talked to him.

Also thank your god that Bleach is on hiatus otherwise we might have had to deal with Kennys sword awakening in our fight.

>>26278118
>>26278071
I like it when Cosgrove disciplines us for trying to do the usual annoying diplomancy bullshit.
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>>26278098
Don't bother, only bald people get her horny.
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Rolled 12

>76v93

You and your sisters exchange mischievous looks as you quietly hush everyone as you try to sneak them all into your house.

You open the door and walk in, only to see movement.

“GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD EVENINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG, ICHIGOOOOOOOOO AAAND FFFFRRREEEEIIIIINNNNDDDDSSSSS!”

You father is inbound with a flying kick.

You know what to do.

>roll me 1d20
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>>26278134
I was the one who deduced Urahara's faggy ass plan with Nel. Just not soon enough to go "Really Urahara? This is bullshit." I'm proud of myself.
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>>26278075

Keigo lives with his big sister, other family have never been mentioned in canon.

His big sister is his responsible adult.

And now I'm thinking about Miz's issues with his mom...

We are the only one of our friends aside from Arisawa with a stable parent situation.
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Rolled 11

>>26278157
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Rolled 2

>>26278157
SHOW HIM THE POWER OF CQC (the nonlethal, noncrippling variety anyway)
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Rolled 19

>>26278157
HELLO FATHER HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE EVENING I AM FINE
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Rolled 10

>>26278157
Now father becomes the pinball

We grab him out of the air and throw him towards one of the arrancar
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Rolled 7

>>26278157
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>>26278029
>Gin: So what is your Bankai?
>Aizen: What the? What the hell kind of question is that?
>Gin: What do you mean?
>Aizen: You're just asking me about how I get off out of fucking nowhere? What the fuck?
>Gin: No-not that you dipshit-you're zanpakuto's second release
>Aizen: Oh that, yeah, I don't have one
>Gin:What? How did you pass the captain test?
>Aizen: Take a wild guess
>Gin: You hypnotized the people giving the test?
>Aizen: Oh me dammit I totally could've done that! Do you have any idea how much money I wasted on that stripper?
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Rolled 17

>>26278157
By the power of Greyskull!!

>>26278166
You should be.
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>>26278178
Stop rolling!
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>>26278178
Heh. 19

inb4 Goat Chin's 20
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>>26278084
>more raw power
Her shikai automatically kills people. Regardless of how powerful they are. That's way more powerful.
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Rolled 3

>>26278157
Sigh
"evening dad"
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>>26278090
>Implying this Aizen is even a Shinigami and his "Zanpakuto" isn't just a normal sword.
>Implying he isn't a Fullbringer (Keigo) who has mastered all natural Shinigami abilities (Hoho, Hakuda, and Kidou).
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>>26278182
I like this
TEAM BUILDING EXERCISE GO!
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>>26278157

blunt the attack
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>>26278134
That's what made him a true asshole to me.
The other stuff was standard villain fare, but the Zanpakutou goes beyond all of that, and he just said "Eh, fuck it."
The height of uncool.

and it looks like I'll be drawing Apacci tonight. Welp, time to get out the reference pics...

>>26278168
thus why we're adopting as many of them as possible into the Shiba clan.
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>>26278207
Her Shikai uses a reiatsu-based toxin to create butterfly-shaped seals that kill the target when struck. It's probably much less effective against anything with high-speed regeneration or similar anti-toxin abilities.
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>>26278182
Pass to Hallibel.

We forgot to play beach volleyball today. Dad just volunteered himself.
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>>26278247
Did NO ONE read "episode" 31?
Anyone at all?
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Rolled 1, 10, 14, 1, 10 = 36

hmmmm
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>>26278240
>thus why we're adopting as many of them as possible into the Shiba clan.
I suppose that's one way to attempt to restore our clan's fortunes. But since Kuukaku IS the current head, we'd have to ask her first.
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>>26278277
we broke his neck, didnt we?
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>>26278182
yes
we need some comedy after the latest Urahara Clusterfuck(patent pending)
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>>26278277
>1x2
We just murdered our father.
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>>26278277
Welp.


Isshin confirmed for punball.
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>>26278277
>Double 1's
IT BEGINS
Finally the die have abandoned you... Shame we won't have this fortune in /ss/
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>>26278277
>2 crit fails
>Not sure if good or bad
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>>26278277
Poor Isshin.
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>>26278277
...Wow, someone did very badly.
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Ok who just dropped goat-chin?
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Isshin already rolled, though
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>>26278320
AAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>26278320
Oh fuck me...
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>>26278291
We need some time to think and PLAN.
>>26278281
>I suppose that's one way to attempt to restore our clan's fortunes. But since Kuukaku IS the current head, we'd have to ask her first.
Can't see her not be okay with it.

>>26278240
I mean shit, it' s a PART of you.

>>26278296
>>26278290
inb4 Reiatsu flare.
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>>26278320
>Hallibel just punted him into the next town

Ah well, he's getting his spirit powers back, he didn't need that gigai anyway.
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>>26278320

he's in his spirit form isn't he? We're about to have a captain level kick to our friends faces
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>>26278320
So...Epic Volleyball fail, or did Byakuya just trip while trying to break in and attack us?
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So guess what theory I came up with while half out of it?
When we go to SS there will be a massive hollow attack on Karakura. Something will happen and Kai will pull a you shall not pass, burning his soul for the sake of protecting the family of the only person to have thought of him as a real person. He goes out with a smile.

I was listening to this by the way:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0NqNq_hnqQ
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>>26278240

It's less adopting Orihime and more...well you know.

Wait...Orihime's parents are still alive...we've just never met them...because Sora took her away from them because they were evil folks.
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>>26278368
You realize there are the Vizards(minus Hiyori and possibly Mashiro) Urahara and Issing will still there right?
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>>26278368
...Kai ain't shit in the long run.

Isshin is a captain, and he's bound to be at least half-strength by now.

Plus if Kai sacrifices himself say goodbye to our body.
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Say do we know if Mashiro is coming, because Hiyroi said she might? Also, where was Hiyori during the whole beach thing? I thought she was supposed to be there.
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Rolled 11

...and now, for that fellow.

dc 15 for you, buddy
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>>26278400
Technically I don't think we need our body, like, at all.

Emotional attachment aside, its basically just a very form-fitting gigai at this point.
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>>26278400
This. Also, Urahara's still in town and he's Captain-level as well. We've never seen his bankai in canon, IIRC.
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Got a second guys?
It's time for research:
http://strawpoll.me/283402
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>>26278335
It's a reflection of your soul made into your partner, and he just said "Who cares?"
Worst partner ever.

>>26278369
Why are there almost no pictures of her smiling. Or being cute.

>>26278382
Hime, Momo, Bel and maybe Apacci won't be "Honorary."
You this to be true.

>>26278408
Okay, seriously- nobody read 31?
We got Hiyori to sandalslap Urahara for his bullshit.
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>>26278431
Yeah but where was she before that? I don't remember what she did.
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>>26278431
>Why are there almost no pictures of her smiling. Or being cute
Because that's not how her character is. Cosgrove more or less put a new person in her skin.
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>>26278448
Yeah I'm kind of annoyed by how little of a bitch she is. She's my favourite o the three(except for her goofy looking resurrection).
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>>26278418
What the fuck just happened?

Was Tsukishima chilling in our house?
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>>26278467
You don't remember our cousin and oldest friend.
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>>26278458
She's only a bitch to the other two tres. We haven't really talked to them that much so we really wouldn't notice.
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>>26278458
Speaking of.
Sung Sun's Ressurection...
Lamias give the best hugs. We need one at one point.
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>>26278467
Why wouldn't he be? He's our best bro who has always helped us since the beginning of our adventures.
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>>26278484
And it's nice seeing Mila Rose warm up to Chad
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>>26278467
So?

Are you saying the guy who helped us save Momo from hollowification and Chizuru from the Plot Rock shouldn't be chilling in our living room?

What sort of an ungrateful bastard are you?
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>19v12
>1,10,14,1,10
>11

You quickly intercept him with your foot, as does Orihime. Behind you, you hear and then see Yuzu tumbling over Karin as does Apacci over Harribel, sending all of your friends colliding into a large pile. It is at this point Ishida arrives, his eyes widening as he, too, is dragged into the mess of bodies.

Yuzu looks embarrassed as they all try to untangle themselves as Ichido crawls out from the edge, his body protectively covering whatever he was holding, which seems to be in a large bag.

To the side, you see Apacci trying to wrap her hands around Sung-Sun’s neck, who is laughing derisively at her, before being picked up by Chad and Mila Rose respectively.

Soon, the group is sorted out, your father laughing as Ishida walks up to you, looking ruffled and a bit annoyed but proud.

“I have readied them, Kurosaki.”

>You have control
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>>26278448
Less "New person" and more "isn't a soldier expected to die for an asshole." She's allowed to be sufficiently girly.

>>26278488
Yes.
Also, Yes.
Have I mentioned Yes?

>>26278489
You and I remember things very differently, pal.

>>26278494
So, Mexicoship is go?
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>>26277887
>implying Kenny wouldn't take gravity breaking his spine as a challenge and start trying to figure out a way to have a fight with it
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>>26278499
"Did you sew the blue crosses on the inside of the jackets?"
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>>26278499
The clothes you mean?
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>>26278507
I personally would prefer not

Mila Rose is a rarity, she is a tall girl, I don't like seeing that quality wasted by putting her with a huge guy
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>>26278499
>"Everyone ok?"
>"I'm not going to lie Ishida... I'm pretty excited."
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>>26278512
No, it was like two posts ago in this thread.
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>>26278499
"You remembered to leave off the blue crosses, right?"
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>>26278499
Brofist.
"Thanks, man. I knew I could count on you."
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>>26278507
Shame. I was hoping Chad and Kuukaku so we could have legitimate bros.
Stop trying to ship people of the same color cosgroooove.
Also at some point we need to wake up to this.
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>>26278499
alright Ishida, what sewing masterpieces have you created today?
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>>26278530
We need to ask this.
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>>26278548
Agreed. Put her with Hanatarou, or something.
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>>26278168
>Keigo lives with his big sister
We should bone her.
>>26278149
Oh god she hooks up with Ikkaku, doesn't she?
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>>26278563
And I forget my image. bugger.
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>>26278499
>You quickly intercept him with your foot, as does Orihime.
> as does Orihime
> that mental image
HELL YES, THAT'S MY GIRL.
She's really starting to become part of the family.
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>>26278499

Uh.......what did you ready?
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>>26278548
So should Chad only be able to date people half his size? Because I doubt that's comfortable.
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>>26278577
Yes in like 3 different filler episodes.
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>>26278589
Kuukaku is tall too... and makes for a more interesting dynamic.
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>>26278589
Hardly. He just holds them up for adorable cuddlesex.
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>>26278587
Yes she is best girl.
Poor Momo's getting left in the dust.
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>>26278589
No, most girls would be fine, just not the ones nearly but not quite as massive as he is
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>>26278587
Thats impressive, considering Hime is quite a bit shorter than Ichigo.

Now I'm imagining she just decided to roundhouse kick him for the sake of simplicity.
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>>26278589
>>26278614
>>26278548
Hey here's a thought: We let Chad date who he wants to. Who the fuck are we to deny him?
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>>26278499
>whatever he was holding, which seems to be in a large bag.
Calling it now, he got us a mantle, so we can be mantle-mates.
>>26278607
That lucky fucker.
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>>26278548
>>26278626
>shipping only based off height
Now that's not right.

Otherwise we'd never have gotten Halibel.

>>26278563
>>26278580
Why yes. Yes we do.
God damnit 'Bel, why are you so perfect.

>>26278575
No, either we go ambitious with him, or leave him to his own devices. He'll romance half of soul society without our help, anyway.
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>>26278641
NO
EVERYONE MUST ALWAYS BEND TO OUR WILL
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>>26278651

She was chatting him up as we were leaving the beach. That's all I noticed.
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>>26278507
>So, Mexicoship is go?
sems so
>>26278548
>>26278563
>>26278575
guys, we can't force other people's relationships. if Chad wants Mila Rose and vice versa, we will do what we can to make them happy
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>>26278641
I just want him as a bro by marriage on top of being a bro.
Would make family reunions amazing.
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>>26278677
if they don't bend to our will, they bend to Cosgroves, and if not to his then to KUBOs
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>>26278677
Congratulations /tg/. Now that you've realized that you've taken the first step to true power.
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>>26278641
Well yeah.

Honestly the most we will do in this area is volunteer our services as a wingman.

Otherwise stay out of it.

Social Links aren't meant for such purposes.
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>>26278688
But Cosgrove is writing them, and Cosgrove is reading this thread. I'm just hoping that maybe we could change his mind about things.

Seems unlikely though, considering how he pushed Orihime upon us despite the great resistance before she was a good character.
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You fools!

We've already tripped a Kuukaku flag, and you're all too blind to see it!

Remember when we told Chizuru she'd be welcome in our family because hers is shit? She's gonna hook up with Kuukaku.
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>>26278729
We've barely interacted with either character so who gives a shit.

We really need to do more with Chad.
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>>26278754
we've exchanged thumbs up, what more do you want?
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>>26278760
Find time to play guitar again?

>yfw guitar is listed as a skill like stealth or quincy
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You know, generally I'm at most bored or mildly annoyed by /tg/ shipping other characters together.

But since so many here make it pretty obvious that they're less shipping based on characters interacting, and more on 'we want X and Y and Z so let's see which one's left over for Chad/Chizuru/whatever' it's extra tasteless.
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>>26278692
Simple, we make Harribel Ghost Mexico wife, and since the Tres are basically her daughters, Chad can be our step-son-in-law
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>>26278499
>people start stumbling in
>uryu arrives in the middle of all this
>gets caught up in the sea of bodies
Ha.
And maybe Mila-Rose and Chad can bond over being tall, dark and strong.
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>>26278729
And if Cos is anywhere in the on the good side of the writing continuum, the only reason he'd do any kind of changing of characters would be to make things more interesting, not break character for no reason.
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>>26278775
Family dynamics get really weird when you start having multiple wives from entirely different planes of existence.
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>>26278774
Yeah I'm still good at 2 girlfriends.

But whatever I just tune it out.
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>>26278499

"What have you readied? Is it reishi clothes? Cool Quincy stuff? Popcorn?
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>>26278743
...oh man, this is gonna be good.

>>26278774
No, we take extra special interest in shipping Chizuru.
Because she's worth it.

>>26278775
>tres are her daughters
>Apacci has a huge crush on Ichigo
Yeah, that's not gonna get awkward in a bad way or anything.
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>>26278815
>tres are her daughters
>Apacci has a huge crush on Ichigo
>Yeah, that's not gonna get awkward in a bad way or anything.

...I'll be back. I have some... things to think about. Privately.
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>>26278774
I still think we REALLY rushed into the Momo situation. She was broken and we put her back together, with the D. She doesn't love us, she's toxically dependent on us. She needs to stand on her own. And if that means we're left with only Orihime, well, it's for the better.

Though Chizuru is all kinds of in love with us, except sexually. Would probably make a more stable relationship anyways.
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>>26278815
I would say more with little sisters than daughters.
Then again I want SungSun hugs damnit.
>>26278774
You know half of this is just general bullshitting right?
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>>26278815
Ah yes, as shown by how people were all excited to ship Chizuru with Harribel, then the moment there was a chance to interact with Bel people instantly added her to the harem instead (not that Cos helped there by pretty much shoving her at us).
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>>26278815
You'd think that at least one girl that's in love with us will find a new target that's more available.

I mean there are a lot of men in the soul society.
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>More shipfag nonsense
Well I guess it's time to tab down and wait for Cosgrove to update.
You people really know how to shit up a thread you know.
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>>26278795
It could be worse.
We could be marrying into Juraian royalty.
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>>26278845
I really hope that it wasn't as bad as it seemed, and Yoruichi is a good enough person that she wouldn't teach Momo and Orihime how to fuck us if Momo was clearly psychologically damaged.
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>>26278870
Would you like me to resume the shitshooping?
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>>26278870
>whines about shitposting
>shitposts
Great job m8ty
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>>26278431
almost, maybe one in twenty.
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>>26278846
People get way too pissed off over the shipping stuff.
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>>26278870
You realize like half of it is just bullshitting right? There's nothing else to talk about.
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>>26278431
>We got Hiyori to sandalslap Urahara for his bullshit.

That was to make us feel better at the moment, it didn't resolve anything, at all. It won't be resolved until Urahara proves he's made it up to us.
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>>26278893
you knock that shitposting off right this instant mister!
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>>26278923
Mila Rose's sheath looks like it's way too big for her sword.
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>>26278921
Still working on that speech for that. Though it might be going a bit too... devious? Not intentionally just pointing out how goddamn stupid he was.
And pointing out how using Nel and threatening her with death makes him no better than Aizen at this point.
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>>26278886
This being the same Yoruichi that used to head the Seireitei's black-ops division?
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>Writing

Almost done, just checking something to make sure I got it right.
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>>26278908
There _is_ stuff to talk about, but for the most part it's either rpg system building (which is without a doubt going to get on Cos' nerves), or future planning, which isn't all that useful because situations change.
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>>26278846
Sung-sun was my favorite Tres before this, but Apacci is winning me over pretty quickly here.

>>26278848
I was never on board shipping Chizuru with Halibel.
Halibel was my goal before Momo was even introduced. So with her it wasn't flip-flopping at all.

>>26278870
Cosgrove takes so long to post, what the fuck do you want from us?
Complete silence?
That's never happening.

>>26278863
This was what I was thinking was gonna happen for Nel, actually.
There's just not much there between us, and even less now.

>>26278896
That smile is too scary to be Littlest Arrancar that Could.

>>26278945
Excellent point, that.
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>>26278933
That's where 'biel hides the extra bits of the sword.
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>>26278947
and the same Yoruichi who's one of the more sane and
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>>26278896
>Apacci's face when someone finally explains sex to her
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>>26278945
>spoilered point
Wanted to bring that up in Thursday nights thread, but we left him there instead which had more of an impact at the moment.
Next time we see him though, warning him about the path he's walking might be a good idea.
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>>26278947
Yoruichi is generally one of the more sane and responsible adults around these parts.

Not that she has much competition, but still, the point stands.
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>>26278970
Got double quoted twice again. I need to slow down my posting. Sung sun is lovely, Appachi is too, but she's less littlest arrancar given Lillynette is about, just really eager
>>26279015
Also, I'm trying to make it a point in that we are not trying to burn a bridge here. Just pointing out our concerns and telling him to FUCKING TALK TO US. Instead of this shit. I mean hell we listened when he said to stop relying on him. Why be a dildo now. etc etc.
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>not wanting the rough stuff from the little screamer
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>>26278947
She did some dark shit, true, but she IS one of the more honest and decent Shinigami in the series. Number one slot for that of course goes to Dr. Ten- I mean Captain Ukitake.
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You'll have to excuse me for a moment; I have some business to attend to...
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>>26279039
I have some words of my own to point out, like how the whole thing with the Hougyoku makes Urahara look like a Saturday morning cartoon villain.
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Time for 30 minutes of Gin being awesome.
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>>26278970
But Harribel is infertile...
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>>26279097
He's mos def hiding something.
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>>26279120
Stranger things have happened in bleach
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>>26279120
not in gigai
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>>26279107
bye Gin
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>>26279111
That was to be addressed as well. Along with how we are NOT going to be used as some fire and forget missile for aizen. This mission is to save Momo. That is all.
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You look over at everyone, who seems to be getting up. “Everyone alright?”

When you get noise of assent and none of disagreement, you look back to Ishida.

"Alright Ishida, what sewing masterpieces have you created today? …Did you sew the blue crosses on the inside of the jackets?"

Ishida lets out a cough, not answering the second question, but looking pleased. “Well I have sewn several outfits, a number of them out of Reishi cloth. According to Urahara, only those of us with physical bodies will not need Reishi cloth clothing. It was interesting to work with and I have created two outfits for everyone.”

He waits for everyone to get inside the living room, but when he reveals the outfits, you see a series of Shinigami Uniforms. They look normal, but…

Ishida smirks. “Noticed that, did you?”

He reveals another, completely different outfit, which look suit-like in white with blue accents. It slightly reminds you of Ishida’s Quincy outfit.

“The Shinigam outfits have been made to disguise the other and can be made to wear the other overtop it without it being noticeable. I’ve made some accessories for some of you, as I felt they were needed, too. Ishida hands Harribel a large scarf in reversible black and white, and a large black top-hat for Neliel, before holding a bag to you.

“This I made especially for you, Kurosaki.”

Opening your bag, you see a familiar black cloak, that of Old Man Zangetsu’s. Ishida looks neverous for a moment. “I only saw that coat for but a moment when you went to save Honsho, but I felt that you might like it.

“What do you all think?”

>you have control
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>>26279107
>Bigbosssalute.jpg
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>>26279147
Aww yeh. Best Quincy is the best.
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>>26279147
Awesome gift is awesome
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>>26279147
"Bueno."
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>>26279147
"To be honest, I feel like I'm not nearly cool enough to wear that yet.

I mean maybe on special occasions, but..."
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>>26279147
offer brofist
"I am increasingly glad you set that bomb off in my face"
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>>26279147
"I suppose it'll have to do, so who's up for a little fashion show action?"
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>>26279147
>Nel in a top hat
Oh myyyyy.

Give the guy a bro-hug. He's delivered some awesome work in a very short amount of time and that deserves some acknowledgement.
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>>26279147
>Suits underneath a fucking disguise.
>We can go full Smooth Criminal on exfiltration.
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>>26279147
"These are great, Ishida! Thanks, these'll go a long way to helping us get in without our cover getting blown."
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>>26279147
"Excellent. Let's get these fitted then."
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>>26279107
... don't go...
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>>26279168

seconding
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>>26279107
See ya, space cowboy
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>>26279127
Yeah, he's hiding the fact that he used to be Tokugawa Ieyasu.
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>>26279197
>One of the captains saying "You have to hand it to them... at least they have style."
Please let there be a suit for Momo too.. Like we can make a blues brothers reference. Oh god.

We come out of the gate to see pic related
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>>26279237
>>26279107
Bang
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>>26279262
We are going full Strong World with this aren't we?
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>>26279147
"I love it. You rock man."

Now to try on our swag new outfits!
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>>26279187
support
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>>26279147
"These are the mist awesome clothes i've had in a long time.

Thank you, Uryuu."
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>>26279282
Its like an organized crime for the afterlife, but with less shitlers
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>>26279262
Comin' to ya on a dusty road
Good lovin' I got a truck load
And when you get it you got something
So don't worry cause I'm coming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnaSRhMB_qo
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>>26279262
I'd imagine Kyoraku to be the most likely candidate for saying that line.
However, that would imply that he'll be intercepting the group once we're in.
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>>26279147
"Awesome job man." impromptu fashion show time
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writing
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>>26279147
...When we see the Vandenreich, and learn just how much they suck, I'm pretty sure we're going to be experiencing some serious fashion remorse.
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>>26279311
We're so glad to see so many of you lovely people here tonight and we would especially like to welcome all the representatives of the 13 Court Guard Squads who have chosen to join us here in the Palace Hotel ballroom at this time. We do sincerely hope you'll all enjoy the show and please remember people, that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive, there're still some things that make us all the same. You, me, them, everybody, everybody.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAG8iD-XS44
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>>26279147
Brought a smile to even my face.
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>>26279408
No no no, we accuse them of stealing our style and demand they get new uniforms before we go to war.
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>>26279516
>Old Man Genocide sees old Quincy uniforms on us
>flips out
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>>26279039
Cosgrove called her that, and it stuck.

>>26279049
that's more canon Apacci.
Cosgrove Apacci isn't always bitchy all the time.

>>26279120
...so?
Doesn't mean she isn't best arrancar.

>>26279147
>cosgrove uses my art in a story post.
Oh yes.

>>26279516
This is the most appropriate response.

>approves bbevel
Yes Captcha. We all approve.
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>>26279408
no. we will simply challenge them to a swag off, then steal their women
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God, Ichigo is so badass son Toonami right now
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"These are great, Ishida! Thanks, these'll go a long way to helping us get in without our cover getting blown. Now, let’s get these fitted.”

Ishida adjusts his glasses, looking proud. “But, Kurosaki, they already are.”

One by one, physically or in spiritual body, everyone dresses in his created outfits outside before stepping in. The Arrancar all have different accessories to cover their hollow mask fragments in either outfit. And, though it fits normally, it is easy to wear the shinigami outfit overtop the outfits, their designs and accessories made to make the outfits completely unnoticeable and it doesn’t hamper your movement any, either.

Everyone participates in the impromptu fashion show except your family, who watch. Kai in your body watching with interest, Issihin looking bored, Karin amused, and Yuzu looks super excited.

Ishida watches everything with a critical eyes, looking proud. When its finished and everyone is either back in their bodies or normal uniforms, Yuzu yawns, and your father shuffles her and Karin upstairs to bed, leaving you with your friends.

>You have control
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>>26279592
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>>26279590

"So? Movie time?"
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>>26279588
>he just punched gravity
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>>26279107
It's a personal theory of mine that when Gin closes his eyes, he sees the golden river of life, and the one-eyed man on the other side, telling him not to cross.
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>>26279579
Oh please, their swag has no power compared to our class.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cx60uaLqeHI
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>>26279614
Support.
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>>26279140
>>26279149
>>26279211
>>26279237
>>26279270
>Bang
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>>26279590
everyone, I just want to say...thanks. Some of you I've only known a week, some of you I pulled into this weird new world. But I'm glad you're all coming with me
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>>26279559
Actually yeah... that's kind of a problem.
>>
Man, the episode of Bleach on Toonami shows how clever Kubo actually is. Even though it's nothing but powerlevels, everyone is jazzing their pants over it. All because he built up Aizen as the most insufferable smug motherfucker of all time just to tear him down in that one moment.
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>>26279648
Yeah this.

I mean only Orihime, Chizuru, Ishida, Yoruichi, and Kai got a chance to know her, and even that was just like a week.

...We move fast.
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>>26277314
I was also at fault for this, and her response was justified and we did talk it out that night and all was well. Now we've an awesome balance of my addiction to this game and time we spend together...we just played scrabble together while watching TV and my intermittent playing here.

HOORAY TO THE BONDS OF MARRIAGE...

She kicked my ass...it was a close game until the end...but I got stuck with a Z I couldn't place and that cost me 10 pts, making the final difference 30 rather than 20.

>>26279578
I know, right. Especially Bach. Our black mantle is awesome and stylized...his is old and busted.
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>>26279648
this followed by group hugs followed by>>26279614
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>>26279682
I feel that way in video games sometimes. I hear how insanely powerful this end boss is so I grind and ready myself for the intensity... then I wipe the floor with him like he's nothing.
Feels great.
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>>26279590
i agree with movie time. tomorrow is invasion day, right?
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>>26279699
Mushi-shi is the most chill anime I've ever seen, hands down.
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>>26279648
yes. all the social linking
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>>26279721
No no no, you wear that old and busted jawn. I wear the new hotness.
Old and busted.
New hotness.
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So has anyon here seen The Blues Brothers before
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>>26279790
Yes.
I don't think anyone over the age of sixteen hasn't seen it.
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I'm just too hyped from that Bleach right now. Holy shit SO GOOD.
It shouldn't be, but it totally is.
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>>26279790
are you insinuating we get everyone sunglasses and say we're on a mission from God when questioned in /ss/?
because I hope you are
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>>26279559
>>26279672
Hardly. We just play dumb or talk about some religion thing where we came from.
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>>26279808
That's the magic of Kubo.
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>>26279790
Anybody who hasn't needs to leave
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>>26279819
"A-are you Soul Reapers?"
"No ma'am. We're ____"
What should go in the blank?
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>>26279886
Superheroes.
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>>26279886
The Heart
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>>26279714
I mean holy shit is that some serious loyalty right there.
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>>26279886
Professionals.
Given how bad soul society has fucked up in our eyes... its apt.
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You look at everyone.

“Everyone, I just want to say...thanks. Some of you I've only known a week, some of you I pulled into this weird new world. But I'm glad you're all coming with me.”

There’s words of approval and thanks before Chizuru snorts. “Like we’d ditch you.” Chad gives you a nod and Orihime embraces you.

“So, how about a movie?”

There’s approval at the idea from the people who know what movies are and you all start discussing what to watch.

>Suggest a film
>Group chooses
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By the way, we REALLY need to call Tousen on his bullshit.
Seriously, the dude claims to be an ally of justice, while associating with and aiding an utter monster of a man.
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>>26279886
ORDINARY CITIZENS
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>>26279886
Soul society's salvation through destruction.
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>>26279922
Princess bride erryday 'till it works.
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>>26279922
>Group chooses

Lets not start with this.
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>>26279714
It simply must be said
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>>26279922
Blues Brothers.
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>>26279922
I'd say princess bride, but we're saving that for when momo comes back.

But if we watch it now, 'Bel will start saying "as you wish..."

DECISIONS
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>>26279922
Something that shows team work and bisexuality. Dodgeball.
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>>26279922
Recollections of No One


but in seriousness, something deliciously ironic, but nothing comes to mind at the moment. Maybe just Kamen Rider?
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Rolled 19

Seven Samurai
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>>26279922
suggest some sappy romance, or good horror, and see what the group decides on
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>>26279947
YES!
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>>26279922
>Suggest a film
Tombstone.
>>26279925
We are not Harbinger, anon. Not yet anyway.
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>>26279940
Yes
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>>26279947
Support
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>>26279940
Seconded.

Either Princess Bride or a super rare japanese subtitled and limited edit version of the Last Unicorn.

Either way, we should quote villains the entire time.
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>>26279808
>>26279847
>Buildup the big bad for 300+ episodes
>His shit gets pushed in HARD by the hero like he's nothing
AMAZINGLY SATISFYING

Also Ishida subconsciously making us nazi archer uniforms. Oh my.
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>>26279922
>Group chooses

I'm curious to see what they'll come up with. /tg/ always chooses basically the same thing anyway even if Princess Bride is the best movie in any situation ever.
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Rolled 19

>>26279963
Blues Brothers.
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>>26279999
>>26279963
Well... we've got a good start on our next 1d20 roll anyway.
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>>26279999
This post is on a mission from god
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>>26279922
>Group chooses
Only fair
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Keigo did just get. Bad Shield
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>>26279922
47 Ronin.
It's a cultural staple.
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>>26279923
To be honest, I can't wait for Rukia to tell us about Kaien, because that just seems like such a dick move to me that he didn't realize just how deeply he was traumatizing her.
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>>26279960
I see what you did there.

>>26279963
That was on recently. It was fantastic.

Let's go with Group chooses.
I wanna see Cosgrove's movie taste.
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>>26279992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nSKkwzwdW4
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>>26279922
Group chooses.
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Rolled 5

>>26279999
Seven...Fucking....Samurai...
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>>26279922
Ocean's Eleven (the first, not the sequels). It's time to get in the mood to pull off the perfect heist.
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>>26279922

Group choice
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Rolled 4

>>26280017
He did....
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>>26279922
Godzilla, reverse edition.

Because a movie about a monster eating radioactive fire to rebuild Tokyo before moonwalking into the ocean is just enough WTF for arrancar.
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Rolled 7

>>26280046
BLUES BROTHERS!!!
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>>26280051
The original or the remake?
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>>26280051
... if we have it, I'll support this.
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>>26279968
>not quoting Sovereign
Your words are as empty as your future, anon. Your post exists because we allow it. And it will be 404'd, because we demand it.
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>>26280051
Clooney or Sinatra?

I think since this is 2001, the Clooney version isn't out yet.
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>>26280046
Seven Samurai or group choses work well.
>>
What about Highlander?
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>>26279922
Saving Private Ryan.
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>>26280075
Ah yes, "Reapers", the immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in Dark Space. We have dismissed that claim.
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>>26280100
We should make Kenpachi watch that movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmwJXJbH6wc
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>>26280102
Nononono. Given the dying and the blood and the lopped off limbs, this would be a damper on everyone's spirits.
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>>26280079
Still not convinced Cosgrove hasen't slid the timescale.
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Rolled 7

>>26280066
SAMURAI!
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>>26279922

Legend of The Overfiend.

Naw, I'm shittin' with you. Princess Bride.
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>>26280079
What's the current year?
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>>26280100
Depressing as fuck considering half the people in Ichigo's house are immortals.

And several apparently have romantic interests.
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>>26280123
Ah yes, Quincy...
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>>26280123
>Ah yes, "Soul Reapers", the immortal race of ghost samurai allegedly waiting in the Seritei. We have dismissed that claim.
fix'd.
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>>26280147
Yes but it also teaches us about swords and infinite power.
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>>26279922
Group choice because consensus is way too difficult for us, might be easier to them.
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>>26280066
>>26280046
>>26279999
>>26279963
sigh
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>>26280189

That is a good amount of 19's
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>>26280169
>>26280152
Ah yes, "Quincy", the band of humans that allegedly eradicated Hollows and upset the balance of the universe.
We have exterminated such a clan.
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Rolled 1

>Well, there seems to be a bit of conflict between blues brothers and seven samurai, and support fro group choice...

Let's check with the dice of fate...
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>>26280228
Inb4 comments about the movie exploding.
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>>26280228
Thank god I thought it was a 1d20
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>>26280228
Getting the band back together it looks like.
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>>26280130
Yes, because we really need Kenpachi riding around New York screaming for people to tell him where MacLeod is.
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>>26280228
BLUES BROTHERS!!
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...Isn't Seven Samurai like honestly kind of a bummer?

Like mostly everyone died.

Why the fuck would that be an appropriate movie choice?
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>>26280228
Please don't do seven samurai, Cosgrove.
Almost all the Samurai die.
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>>26280262
Because they go out like bad motha fuckas.
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>>26280262
>>26280278
it's an example of what NOT to do?
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>>26280262

Its about a group of warriors doing what they have to to get the job done.
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>>26280278
...But our entire goal is for no one to die except for Aizen and maybe Gin and Tousen.
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>>26280262
And Gale thought Highlander would be too depressing.
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Kikuchiyo was best Samurai, and I'll fight anybody who says different
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>>26280228
It's 1 AM.

I'm baking bread.

Bleach quest is on.


Let's ride.
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>>26280300
No, I just figured everyone would catch on to the endings for both.

They're depressing in different ways-
1) Who wants to live forever?
2) You don't live very long anyway.
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>>26280298
>So we're not saving Gin anymore?
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>>26280298
No, we want Tousen to live, and spend the rest of his days trying to atone for his error.
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>>26280325
Okay, Google's just giving me sites in moonspeak, so do you have a sauce on that?
Polite sage for being a sauce-asking faggot.
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>>26280298
>Killing Gin
Full retard.
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>>26280333
I'm going to shoot for it.
If only so it cements Rangiku into Girlbro rather than Rebound territory. Because we need someone to smuggle us drinks now that we've been banned.
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>>26280262
>>26280271
>That's the point.png
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>>26280333
>>26280338
Well I mean, we can try, but as of now all we know about them is that they're members of team jackass.
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well having the womanizing ways of jake shown to the arrancars, or the amounts of wanton destruction is not a great example either. just sayin
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>>26280361
Given the toyetic quality of the gun, I would have to say it's a sentai series.
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>>26280361
something something SENTAI KYORYUGER
IT'S SENTAI WITH DINOSAURS AGAIN BECAUSE IT'S BEEN TEN YEARS
THEY HENSHIN BY SAMBA-ING AND SHOOTING PISTOLS
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>>26280385
I'm more or less certain Gin will be the Ocelot to our Snake when we hit /ss/
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>>26280361
Searching the moon runes gives 'Zyuden Sentai Kyoryuger' as the source.
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>>26280361
Zyuden Sentai Kyoryuger.


Head to /m/, brother.
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>>26280298
But why would we kill Gin?

He's our Revolver Ocelot, except he could kick our ass right now rather than the other way around.
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>>26280370
>Implying Hime and rangiku don't automatically have a buthy-bombshell telepathic understanding
>Implying Rangiku would still slip us drinks
>Implying we could hide it wirh our awful tolerance
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There’s a large amount of indecision, but Keigo suggests Bad Shield, which nobody can really refute as he has it with him. You all watch the action film, its cluche but amusing plot and twists leading up to the conclusion. You ready Blues Brothers, just in case.

“Chief, you didn’t think you’d get away with it did you?”

“Heh, you fools don’t realize anything. As for you, you’d be surprised to know that-”

“Damn it, a sniper!”

You notice that everyone else has dozed off during the film, even Keigo, and you yawn.

>Go to sleep
>Do something (write in)
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>>26280404
>It amazes me how unproductive you can be, Spy of Smiles, but it really shouldn't.
Okay, it's probably the booze, but that's the funniest thing I've read all week.
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>>26280422
"Ah, I see you're trying to use the Glorious Twohanded method... buy trying a technique like that you've only heard about in the heat of combat was pretty stupid."
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>>26280441

Molest Hime
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>>26280441
Grab that ass.
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>>26280441
Just sleep probably.
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>>26280423
>Inb4 we are shitty with liquor but a boss with beer.
>>26280441
Sleep. We will have the girlpile tonight. It is written.
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>>26280441
Go to sleep next to Hime.
after adding blankets and such as needed to rest of friends.
We need our rest.
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>>26280441
>Sleeping during Blues Brothers
Kick them all out, and cut ties with them. Start again from scratch.
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>>26280441
>Go to sleep
We're gonna need it.
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>>26280441
Put Issin's hand in a glass of warm water.
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>>26280441
>>26280465
shake her awake and take her to your room
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>>26280361
I just want the translation of >>26278580 personally...

>>26280441
Get blankets, tuck everyone in.
Snuggle somewhere between Hime and Harribel, if possible.

If not...go sleep on our lonesome because that's cool, too.
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>>26280441
>Go to sleep

I want to go to SS so we can beat up Ganju with CQC and see if my theory about us tripping the Chizuru x Kuukaku flag is correct.
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>>26280441
Get a drink. Not Alcoholic.

Contemplate the enormity of what we're about to do in the kitchen.

Go to sleep cuddling Hime.
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>>26280441
doodle on those who fell asleep with their shoes on.
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>>26280484
They didn't watch Blues Brothers.
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>>26280498
Our girlbro will be our actual girlbro.
I like it.
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>>26280441
Make sure everyone has blankets and pillows, we wouldn't want anyone to wake up uncomfortable on the day of the op.

Then go to sleep.
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>>26280422
>He's our Revolver Ocelot
So when do we get to hear him meow seductively to summon his seated Squad members/self esteem team?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON0ivXpdIx0
>>26280441
I am picturing Bad Shield as being Mad Bull 34 and none of you can stop me.
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http://pastebin.com/Mygq6vk8

Just something I wrote up for all of you guys, hope you all like it! Tried to make it fit with Bleach Quest's style and all.
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>>26280497
Original poster of that harribel image. She's looking at an advert for changing over to the Naruto series as she is sick of Aizen's shit.
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>>26280442
See the filename on that.

I'm just gonna be using toku reaction pictures for this evening.


>>26280494
>>26280505
These two.
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>>26280494
This.
Then fall asleep holding Hime's hand
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>>26280530
L-lewd
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>>26280441
Carry Hime up to our room and tuck her into our bed.

>>26280515
Squad 3 only has him and Kira... at least that's what you'd be led to believe since you never see any fodder.
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>>26280441
tuck in the everyone
wedge ourselves between Orihime and whoever she passed out next to to try and cuddle
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>>26280528
>tg dice to Bleach Quest.gif
Personally I think our relationship with the dice more resembles this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdFLPn30dvQ
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>>26280441
You are finally alone for the first time in weeks......
......masterbate FURIOUSLY.
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>>26280515
>mad bull
It's actually more of a buddy cop type deal.
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>>26280515
>that pic
wut
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>>26280564
man, we had a threesome all night long, while we're probably starting to recharge by now, don't you want to save it for when we get Momo back?
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>>26280441
acquire blankets
create blanket fort around everyone
Crawl in
cuddle the Hime
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>>26280441
Get blankets out for everyone, and sleep with Hime.
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>>26280576
But Mad Bull was buddy cop. Just one was a psychotic pimp and the other was a spineless asian.
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>>26280586
Mad Bull 34. The most deliciously insane cop show ever produced.
Yes, that man DOES have grenades tied to his pubes.
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>>26280630
>that man DOES have grenades tied to his pubes.
WHY?!
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>>26280594
There are some things a man must do for himself.
>Aint nobody love me like me - 50 cent
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You tuck in your friends, careful not to disturb them, before returning to Orihime’s side and cuddling into her, covering the both of you with a blanket.

Your arm wrapped around her, you drift off to sleep.

“GOOOOD MOOOOOOORNING!”

>roll 1d20
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>>26280656
In case he lost his gun, dude.
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Rolled 4

>>26280677
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Rolled 20

>>26280677
Rollin'
>>26280656
Well where else was he gonna tie them?
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Rolled 16

>>26280677
DAMMIT GO AWAY
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Rolled 7

>>26280608
Think more will smith buddy cop than overly violent hot fuzz.

>>26280518
Fuck you.

>>26280677
FFFF
DICEDON'T FAILMENOW
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>>26280677
We have 2 19s saved up.
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>>26280689
Yes, stop rolling people
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Rolled 18

>>26280677
fatha
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Rolled 8

>>26280677
DAMNIT DAD LET THE HAREM SLEEP!
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>>26280689
M-M-M-MAXIMUM WOOD
and awareness
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>>26280689
YEAH!!!
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Rolled 3

>>26280689
nice
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>>26280689
oh, wait.
Guys, no more rolling is needed.

Apacci why are you hard to draw
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Rolled 13

>>26280677
"The saddest thing is that I actually missed this."
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>>26280719
>spoiler
Is it the eye highlights?

Your drawings of Chizuru's face is pretty spot on and sultry. Ever try slapping those expressions on an Orihime face?
Maybe you'll get a bit closer to that aggressive Hime look.
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>>26280753
Huh.
>"Thanks for hitting me back there. For a second, I lost myself, but now...now, I feel like I've come home."
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>>26280719
"the best ones are always worth the extra effort, so give it your best"
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>20

You lift a leg and slam it into his face, directing him away from your friends and back fro when he came. You crack open an eye to see your friends nor awake as your father comes in grinning.

“Time to get up, everyone. Got to get ready and then head to Kisuke’s place, after all!”

Everyone grumbles but gets up and gets ready. You all dress yourselves appropriately and head towards Urahara’s place, you take a moment longer to say goodbye to your father and sisters. When you arrive there, you see a blonde girl, dressed in shinigami robes with her hair not tied up, sitting at the door ,waiting for you.

“There you all are. The asshole’s waiting for you all.”

You give her a nod and all of you step inside. Those of you who need spiritual bodies leave your gigais. Everyone’s dressed in appropriate attire and, for the arrancars, there’s no real sign of their masks thanks to Ishida’s accessories and ingenious thinking.

You stand before Urahara and Yoruichi, who is in cat form.

>We’re ready
>Just a sec I have to do something (write in)
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>>26280869
one sec, who the hell is she?
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>>26280869
Why are you a cat?
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>>26280869
I still want to ask how to turn into a cat
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>>26280886
Hiyori. So I'm guessing Mashiro didn't want to come.
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>>26280869
"Kisuke, you're a bit of a nutjob and can be a real prick" hold out your hand
"but that doesn't mean I wouldn't call you friend"
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>>26280869
We're ready.

No need to make any dramatic speeches to Urahara.
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>>26280886
Hiyori likely
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>>26280869
Do we have our hat?
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>>26280869
Wait, did we not eat breakfast? It's the most important meal of the day! Get some cereal, sit down and center ourselves!
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>>26280869
>We’re ready

Lets get this show on the road. Any big dramatic speeches can be made when we're at Kuukaku's place.
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>>26280914
WE FORGOT TO ASK ISHIDA TO MAKE US A REISHI HAT!!!
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>>26280914
Fuck our hat for now.
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>>26280869
>We’re ready
Just open the gate.
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>>26280930
FUCK.


>>26280933
Hell no. The Hat is important.

You could say it...

Tops off our outfit.
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>>26280869
Lets just rock there is no need for words now.
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>>26280869
Are we bringing our laser swords and mom's bangle as hold out weapons, cause we should,
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>>26280807
>is it her eye highlights
Yes and no. Kind of.

>Hime and Chizuru
Chizuru's easier than Orihime for some reason. I have no idea why.

>>26280922
Food can wait until later.

>>26280930
We can have Ishida bring it with him, and it'll be converted to reishi when we go through.
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>>26280905
this

It's true he was an insufferable dick at the beach with whole Nel thing, but it's important we move past that. I'd prefer to keep him on our good side and showing that we can get over that is a good start,
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>>26280950
we better fucking have.

I want to see Kenpachi's face when we unleash Laser Chainsaws on him.
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>>26280954
Nah, I've got something in the works for an opportune moment
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>>26280905
thirding
its a mark of passage to dick us over at this point
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>>26280922
We grabbed some toast on our way here.
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>>26280954
Fuck that. Maybe when we get back, but not now.

For now he can sit here and think about what he did while we're off fighting his nemesis for him and doing all the hard work.
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>>26280966
That might kill the Kenpachi if we stick him with it on our 'free hit'
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>>26280966
do spirit bows work in shingami form? or is it just the laser swords that do
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>>26280905
God no. Just tell open the damn gate and move on.
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>>26280869
>we're ready
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>>26280966
glorious chainsaw method?
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>>26280869
Seconding this >>26280905
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>>26280995
Everyone has to be in some sort of spirit form to be in the ss so I'm gussing yes.
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>>26280992
You fool!
Dont stab him, you'll only make him mad.
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>>26280905
Friends don't pit friends against each other and we barely know him. Fuck you
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>>26280905

Fourthing...or whatever number it is now.
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>>26281021
>mad
>not aroused
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>>26281021
>Dont stab him, you'll only make him happy
ftfy
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>>26281007
Glorious *Double* chainsaw method.
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>>26280905
Voting against
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>>26280990
This.

Not here, not now. The shit he pulled last night is not going to blow over that goddamn easily.
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>>26280992
>He gives us a free hit
>We pull out our Blue Transparent Chainsaw
>His head goes flying
>Everything is fucked forever because we just Quincy-killed a Captain
>Game over man, game over
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>>26281031
Guess i was sugar coating it a bit, thanks!
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>>26281021
I want to actually see her fight so bad its not even funny.
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>>26281027
ours do. did you forget the hollow bait?>>26280905
+1
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>>26280905
No.
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>>26280905
It's been less than a day, he can fucking wait
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>>26280905
All of my nope.

It wasn't just us he fucked over with that display.
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>>26281048
Dat wise?

She does fight a few things though in fillers.
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>>26281050
>hollow bait
That was a dick waving contest. What he pulled is leagues less than what Urahara fucking pulled.
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>>26280905
/tg/ projecting their daddy issues. Stop, this is retarded
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>>26280905
No. We remain professional. If he tries to pull anything further we tear him down verbally. This was no cool. In the slightest.
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>>26281075
Fuck no but I still want to see it. I mean she has a pink tiger aura that made some dude shit himself when Kenpachi was fighting.
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>>26281065
this too.

Kisuke can fucking deal with the silent treatment for the moment being.

Also
gonna try again. What sort of LATC drawing would you guys like? Her being adorable in the human world? Gearing up for her fight with Hiyori and Ichigo? In resureccion?
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>>26281093
No, buckling when he got slightly mad was daddy issues. This is diplomancing bullshit.
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>>26280905
He threatened to kill Nel unless she got us to attack her. Forgiving now is stupid
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>>26280905
hahahaha
NO

>>26280869
So... who's ready to get this party started?
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>>26281050
Hollow Bait was entirely different. He wasn't pretending to be our friend at the time, it didn't involve forcing us into a deathmatch with someone we trusted, and nobody died.
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>>26281021

So...we invent [s]Soul Society[/s]Candygram and have the package blow up in his face?
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>>26281048
You're so silly, anon. Yachiru is his zanpakuto.
He appeared out of nowhere after he fought a shitton of people with his zanpakuto.
After getting stomped by Ichigo, he asked for his zanpakuto to tell him its name, and then she popped up.
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>>26280905
You realize it was just us that he fucked over with this stunt right? All of my fucking NOPE and fuck off.
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>>26281093
easy there sport, don't get yourself too wound up now, you know it'll make you sick
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>>26280905
Nope
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>>26281129
....Does Ishida have more of those, I wonder....
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>>26281135
and the whole of the ss is so scared of him they just play along.
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>>26281131

Damn it! How the hell does one do those line slashes through the words?

Why yes, I do suck at these kinds of things.
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>>26280905
No, we continue as if nothing had happened and table this shit for now.
There will be glorious prank vengeance, but not now.
>>
I'm all for ignoring him.
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>>26281167
Would be useful as distractions, or if we want something dead.
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>>26280869
"Tread carefully, friends. Here, there be dragons."
>step through the gate
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>>26281135
That doesn't quite Kubo because when Ichigo first fought him we learned the Kenny had a terrible relationship with his sword and it hated him because it was in constant pain.

But nether does permanent damage to the Bankai.
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>>26281196
But then we cant marry her to our cousin, Thus becoming related to her, and in turn to her foster father as Uncle Kenny.

And he would heavily enjoy her shenanigans.

Shinigamigans!
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>>26281186
Exactly.

Drop one on the opposite side of the Seirietei from Momo and leg it, for example.
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>>26281196
Seriously.

His Zanpaktou is definitely not in agreement with how he lives his life.

Yachiru on the other hand, certainly seems to be.
>>
You check over yourself. You have Ishida holding onto your bangle and the sword hilts for you, along with your hat. That way they’re with you when you go to the Soul Society. However, other than that, you’re ready to go.

You think about saying something to Urahara, but you remain quiet, not ready to speak to him after last night’s stunt.

He looks around. “I’m about to open the portal. You have Four minutes to cross it before this tunnel collapses. Secondly, I did some calculations and thanks to the fast method I had to use to construct it, there might be a chance of a warning of a strange occurrence might occur in Soul Society. So long as you don’t remain near where you exited, though, things should hopefully be fine but things might be little alert inside for a bit.

“My apologies.”

Urahara steps to the side as the portal activates. “Now, please hurry or you could be trapped inside forever.”

>Roll 2d20, first to get through fast and second is to make sure nobody lags behind
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>>26281249
Ten to one we have to Rev up the Crit Masters.
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Rolled 10, 16 = 26

>>26281249
ohshitohshitohshit
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Rolled 18, 15 = 33

>>26281249
Ruuuuuuuun
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Rolled 17, 15 = 32

>>26281249
>>
Rolled 2, 10 = 12

>>26281249
gotta go fast
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Rolled 5, 16 = 21

>>26281249
>>
Rolled 3, 12 = 15

>>26281249

...I ain't likin' where this is goin'.
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>>26281249
Alright we're good, everyone stop rolling, remove your dice, ect.
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>>26281271
>>26281273
>>26281274
Ok... ok... 18, 16.

Pretty good.
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>>26281271
>>26281273
>>26281274
N ONE ELSE ROLL!!!
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Rolled 2, 16 = 18

>>26281273
>>26281274
we did rather well, I'd say...
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>>26281273

Okay folks, I think this is as good as we're going to get.
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>>26281297
Dice off Gale.
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Rolled 10

>>26281249
GOTTA GO FAST
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Rolled 6, 16 = 22

>>26281249
runningrunningrunningrunningrunning
>>26281271
Sup, shialebouf
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>>26281234
I swear I will pistol whip the next guy that says Shinigamigans.
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>>26281247
well he did steal it, it wasn't his to begin with. it was somebody else's released sword.
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>>26281311
STOP ROLLING!!
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>>26281297
and another 16.
huh.

>>26281311
that comment made no sense to me.

>>26281321
Tosen's sword isn't his, but works with him enough to grant him two shikai types.
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Rolled 8, 17, 4, 20, 4, 18, 2, 6, 2 = 81

Well, let's see...
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Rolled 14, 16 = 30

>>26281322
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
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>>26281234
Speaking Ganju, what are we going to do when he picks a fight?

Make a fool out of him since we have actual practical hand-to-hand training this time around? Use Blut and laugh like a madman as he breaks his hands trying to punch us?
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>>26281344
I have somewhat bad feelings about this
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>>26281344
............
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>>26281344
No 1s. Thats what counts.
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>>26281344
The 20 is for one of ours right?
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>>26281340
In almost every movie he's in, Shia LeBouf runs away from something while shouting "SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT"
>Eagle Eye
>Transformers
>Indy 4
etc
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>>26281340
but tosen had a relationship with the person that owned that sword. zaraki killed the owner of his and took it. may have some slight affect on the cooperation of said devices.
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>>26281359
We no-sell that fly-as-fuck sword of his.
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>>26281344

Well....one of them's good at goin' fast...gonna have to give the other's (except for two) a bit of a training regimen on running when we get back.
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>>26281378
Unless there are ninjas waiting inside the gate to ambush us, yes.
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>>26281320
Hey Renji! What's the name of that restaurant you like, with all the goofy shit on the wallsand the mozarella sticks?
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>>26281375
meaning we can pull a chad and pull any stragglers along, so long as they don't outright fail.

>>26281379
Oh...that makes sense.
I tend to ignore him, seeing as he's just the self-insert for the audience.

>>26281383
That's just how he fucking works, unfortunately

>>26281388
his sword IS pretty cool.
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>>26281424
And he can pull of magic!
Not even Kido, just, his own kind of magic.
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>18,16
>20

You keep moving, but your group, assisted by Yoruichi, Neliel and Hiyori manage to keep up. You notice Lilynette and Starrk trailing behind, as she’s half-carrying him, but you pick them up and keep running.

Then, you notice a presence behind you all. Its coming, fast.

Yoruichi sounds a bit stressed. “The Kotetsu is coming! RUN, you mustn’t let it catch you! There’s no telling when it’ll come out if you do!”

>roll me 1d20
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Rolled 6

>>26281486
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>>26281383
It was a blank asauchi.

The guy who wielded it was too much of a scrub to imprint upon it.

This was explained by the guy who invented zanpaktou.
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>>26281486
*Kototsu, my bad, mistyping
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Rolled 9

>>26281486
>THIS FUCKING TRAIN
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Rolled 18

>>26281486
Ah hell
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Rolled 19

>>26281486
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>>26281486
Someday, we will be a bad enough dude to suplex the doom train. But today is not that day.
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>>26281504
Stahp guys
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>>26281496
I'll have to go back but I'm fairly sure it shows the sword released when he's taking it from the dead shinigami.
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Rolled 7

>>26281486
This train is an eyesore.
This train. This train.
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>>26281502
NO ONE ELSE ROLL!!!!
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Rolled 20, 11, 5, 3, 19 = 58

>>26281486
For several people
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>>26281527
>5, 3
Fuck
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>>26281486
SHIIIIIIT!
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Rolled 2

>>26281527
And for this person...

Also roll me 1d20 for perception, please
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Rolled 10

>>26281486

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>26281534
Someone else got a 20 so they can carry the weight.
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Rolled 3

>>26281546
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>>26281546
Oh fuckballs.
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Rolled 8

>>26281546

SWORD OF OMENS, GRANT ME SIGHT BEYOND SIGHT!
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>>26281546
Wouldn't want to be that guy.
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Rolled 10

>>26281546
I see nothing.
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Rolled 4

>>26281546
Please notice it?
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>>26281546

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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...Guys, I think this is where we lose Keigo. The doom train can spit you out in the past. He's doomed.
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Rolled 14

>>26281546
This train?
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>>26281562

...Well fuck you, Sword of Omens.
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Rolled 12

>>26281546
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Rolled 10

>>26281546

ZOMG ITS THE KING ISNT IT!? ITS TOO SOON!
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Rolled 15

>>26281546
wooooaaaah
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Well I have a bad feeling about things.
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Rolled 17

>>26281546
please, Kubo, be on my side.
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>>26281577
But there's nothing to make him be that angry and bitter, that makes no sense.
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>>26281546
WAIT WE HAVE UNCALLED FOR 19S!!!
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>>26281577
Wouldn't make a whole lot of sense.

He currently has no reason to become Aizen, even if he's thrown into the past.
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Rolled 13

>>26281600
I thought only crits are banked?
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we or our friends are fucked...
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>>26281598

THANK YOU BASED KUBO!
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>>26281600
That was, like, several roll cycles ago. No longer valid.
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Rolled 15 + 19

>And for this person...
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>>26281616
Not a crt nor within the first three.
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>>26281611
A 10 isn't... bad.

And nobody has rolled a 1 yet.

>>26281620
And then that happened.
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>>26281620
...What kind of modifier is +19?

That's like an auto-success except for crit failure?
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>>26281599
>>26281605
Unless something happens to him while he's THERE.
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>>26281620

That's good, right?
...RIGHT?!
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>>26281636
Well I doubt he WANTS to kill someone.
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>>26281642
Or rather, while he's THEN.
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>18, 10
>20,19
>19

You manage to keep up, ahead of the thing as Harribel and Neliel keep everyone else moving fast. With one exception. You see Yoruichi look back, her eyes widened before she vanishes and reappears. Harribel looks back and also disappears for a moment.

You see Yoruichi and Harribel dragging Keigo and some girl. However, the train has sped up and you see the exit, just up ahead!

>Time for the finish, roll me one last 1d20!
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>>26281652
Its good for someone.
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Rolled 2

>>26281697

FUUUUUUUUUUU
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Rolled 19

>>26281697
Bel!
Keigo!
Yoruichi!
...who?
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Rolled 5

>>26281697
>some girl
That just raises more questions
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Rolled 13

>>26281697
Some girl?!
Cue wild mass speculah
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>>26281710
Oh yes!

Who's the girl, Cosgrove?
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>>26281710

It ain't a 20, but I ain't complainin'!
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Rolled 12

>>26281697
some girl?
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>>26281697
>some girl
Wait what?
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>>26281710
NO ONE ELSE ROLL!!!
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It's probably Hiyori.
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>>26281729
lets just say her memory might be a little fuzzy
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>>26281697

Did we pick up a straggler from beyond time? Did we accidently find somone...or did Keigo find someone...

OH FUCK, Keigo found Senna...

It begins.

Also, time space fuckery.

Not rolling because this took too long to write.
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>>26281729
She's unconscious but you can see that she's got pale skin, purple hair tied back by a yellow ribbon in shinigami robes.
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>>26281745
Senna got pulled from the barrier.Cos please
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>>26281753
We'd recognize Hiyori, Mashiro maybe?
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Rolled 18

>>26281771
Senna!~ :D
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>>26281764
>Keigo touched the edge of the Sweeper and went on a time-space adventure and solo'd Memories of Nobody while we weren't looking
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>>26281764
>>26281761
Oh fuck
we're in the world between
oh FUCK

>>26281771
IT BEGINS
IT BEGINNNNSSS
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>>26281776
Evidently not

>>26281771
God I pray it isn't Senna
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>>26281771
ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.

IT BEGINS.
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>>26281781
S ranked it at that.
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>>26281771
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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Rolled 10, 8 = 18

And for the finale...
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>>26281771
IT
FUKKEN
BEGINS
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>>26281820
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Rolled 16

>>26281820
Everyone dies.
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>>26281816
And now I fear we're moving WAY too fast...
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>>26281771
WE DIDN'T NEED THIS RIGHT NOW.

EVERYTHING IS FUCKED FOREVER.
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>>26281786
the yellow ribbon confirms senna. It's what she wore before Ichigo bought her the red one.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LC6aXqVLDzc
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Rolled 10, 15 = 25

>>26281826
hmm let's see...

Can /this/ person make a difference?
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NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE


KEIGO YOU LEAVE THAT GIRL BEHIND AND STOP BECOMING AIZEN RIGHT FUCKING NOW. WE'LL GET YOU A BETTER PURPLE-HAIRED GIRL
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So wait, now we're doing the invade SS arc, only Aizen has no pressing reason to break cover, and we have like twice as many people.

And now we're incorporating Memories of Nobody.

Plus Muramasa is doing shit as well.

This is going to be a clusterfuck of epic proportions.
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>>26281859
How the hell is she here now?
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>>26281861
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Can't we just forget this?
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>>26281883
>Plus Muramasa is doing shit as well.

Doubtful. The one interlude that MIGHT have been him was basically confirmed as Aizen by the Aizen/Keigo dream interlude.
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>>26281771
>yellow
It can't be Senna,Its could unique amalgamation, or something else.
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>>26281849
I've really gotta agree with this.

I mean it's just getting ridiculous.
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>>26281899
What, no.

Aizen fed the hougyoku with shinigami and peasants, not hollows.

Muramasa is the one who ate hollows.
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>>26281899
I never said that.
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>>26281886
Memories of Nobody doesn't fit in the canon timeline, so it had to be folded in somewhere if it was going to happen. I guess that somewhere is NOW.
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>>26281771
>>26281776
>>26281781
>>26281783
>>26281816
>>26281820
>>26281826
>>26281841
>>26281859
>>26281861
>>26281862
>>26281880
>>26281883
>>26281898
>>26281899
Everything is going to be okay.

We can roll with this.
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>>26281886
it's where she COMES FROM, to begin with.

>>26281883
it's why I love Bleach quest.

>>26281880
WE COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS. BUT NOW WE CAN ONLY SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

>>26281898
NO.

>>26281903
No, Senna's ribbon was yellow before she got the red one.

>>26281905
>/tg/
>not being ridiculous
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>>26281883
A shotgun blast of arcs melding together. Further proof that we're off the rails... and Cosgrove DID say that he wants to finish Bleach Quest before Bleach actually ends...

Lets milk this quest for all it's worth guys!
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>>26281903
Senna did have a yellow ribbon, though.
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>>26281931
>she wants it in the butt from her "brother"
WE SAO NOW
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>>26281936
>>26281934
Oh... fuck
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>>26281931
Actually, if like two movie plots are happening during the SS rescue Arc, it might make our job way easier.
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>>26281905
I'm thirding this, we need to slow everything down from a story perspective. Too much of a clusterfuck already even without another plotline entering our already freaky Soul Society arc
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>>26281924

So we might have to deal with Love Lorn Aizen, Muramasa, Aizen's Sword acting on it's own, and Senna...

Lets rock.
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Why not just leave her for the street sweeper?
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Why Cosgrove? This is gonna be fucking impossible now.
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>>26281935
Yeah but this is just insane.

I mean at this rate we might clear the whole story in less than three-in-story months.

And that just strains credulity.
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Why Cosgrove?

Why do you hate us all?
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>>26281974
That might be the point
>>26281977
That might be the plan.
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>>26281984
because we love him for it.
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I mean... technically just because Senna is here doesn't mean that the Blanks are loose and the Dark Ones are stirring up shit just yet.

It could be that Keigo managed to somehow reach her way ahead of schedule.
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