>>26247002
The twist!
The princess has had multiple personality disorder since she was a child. The man she is in love with is actually her male alter ego.

>>26247002
Twist: She was motivated to become a knight after an encounter with one such warrior, she instantly fell in love with, so she joined his order, hoping to meet him again. She does not know that the man she fell in love with is in fact herself, displaced in time.

a bandit gang leader realizes there's more profit to be made on the right side the the law, and abandons crime to become an Adventurer.

>>26247066
>>26247044
selfcestmind

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My turn!

A dastardly villain who plans to rule the world if only he can defeat those meddlesome heroes!

>>26247044
Is that supposed to be the same plot as the fictional film from Adaptation, or were you just using the same cliche?

>>26247066
But then realizes that the "law" is even more corrupt than he himself was. Ultimately he decides to fight the law trying to protect it.

A powerful noble tries to institute a democracy in the kingdom he is part of.

>>26247084
Twist: he defeats those meddlesome heroes.

>>26247084
There are no heroes, only his own self-doubt.

My turn: A stealthy rouge wanting to make his way into the thieves guild.

>>26247097
Never seen it sorry.

>>26247104
The civil war that results tears the kingdom to shreds as foreign nations intervene and divide it between themselves.

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>>26247066
During his adventuring, he finds out he has Kleptomania and tries incredibly hard to resist the temptation to steal his parties expensive items.
>>26247084
He finds a way to defeat these heroes, but unfortunately its in Asia. So he hires the heroes by proxy to commence a land war to find the artefact that can finally bring them down to his knees

A wizard who has gone through a loop in time, millions of times.

>>26247002
She joined because she was in love with a knight, but little does she know that said knight is also a woman who disguised herself and joined up to be with a man she's in love with.

>>26247084
The meddlesome heroes have no idea that he even exists, and keep ruining his plans through sheer clumsiness and ineptitude.

>>26247104
He is wildly successful. So much so that the people elect him President For Life, establishing a new aristocracy.

A scholar seeks to study local legendary creatures

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>>26247104
The kingdom was already a democracy and he was just a wealthy socialite after all.
He does, however, go on to fight corruption in the senate and improve the kingdom as a whole.

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A slaver pirate pretends to convert and become a good guy so that he can get out of his trouble with the law, then takes off and continues pillaging and murdering.

>>26247149
The scholar is an alien, and said legendary creatures are humans.

>>26247116
Turns out the rogue is actually an undercover guard, who is lawful good

>>26247116
He's so stealthy that the guild examiners can't see him.

A young wizard begins adventuring in order to fund construction of a massive public library.

>>26247156
But now he feels guilt and shame at his actions, but knows he cannot be trusted anymore by the good guys

>>26247188
But ends up awaking a threat that burns the entire town to the ground.

A fallen noble is sent to serve his mortal enemy.

>>26247156
Except that the time he did spend acting as the good guy influences him so he only enslaves, murders and pillages criminal scumbags

>>26247140
The loop is about one second long.

>>26247188

He's illiterate!

>>26247156
He was never in trouble with the law. Until he brought himself to their attention by trying to convert.

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>>26247116
The rogue is 12 years old and not as good a thief as he thinks. He only wants to follow in the footsteps of his father, the leader of the thieves guild, who left to fight a dragon some time ago and is probably dead. The young rogue tries to join an adventuring party, but isn't even allowed inside the tavern due to his age. Instead he listens to adventurers' conversations by climbing up on the thatch roof of the tavern, until one day he falls through and right onto some people investigating a series of mysterious deaths...

This was actually the start of a one-shot that I ran. Good times were had by all.

>>26247207
Ooops forgot to write one, um...

A Half Orc Rogue sets of on a adventure to find a legendary magical dagger.

>>26247206
His mortal enemy is actually a really great guy. The two get along well and end up becoming fast friends.
Together they go on many grand adventures, saving the world numerous times.

>>26247206
His enemy treats him well, now focusing on another true rival.

>>26247246
The dagger that he'd heard so many whispered stories about turns out to be the one he'd been carrying the whole time.

>>26247002

The young woman is in love with the princess, and in a misguided gesture of borderliner romance decides to masquerade as a man in order to feel her affection.

>>26247246
He finds the dagger and returns home only to find his family house occupied and run down by some villans. He quickly puts them down only to realize that it had been his family and that the dagger corrupted his mind.

A young man from the countryside is forced into the army as the local noble plots to conquer a nearby castle.

>>26247246
The Magical dagger was inside him all along! All he had to do was believe in himself.

A billionaire, playboy, philanthropist genius dresses as a woman and fights crime.

>>26247140

The wizard has actually ended time as we know it. Each timeloop ends with the Wizard reversing time to the exact same point in the past.

>>26247273
>>26247299
>>26247304

Huh...I like it. Think I might use that next time I play

>>26247304
Turns out to be a mental patient.

A kid with terminal brain cancer is drawn into a vile conspiracy when he accidentally happens upon government MIB types executing someone in a dark alley. They try to erase his memories, but unbeknownst to them, his tumor makes him completely immune.

>>26247002
Twist!
The man she fell in love with is actually ANOTHER WOMAN who is also in disguise because she is in love with another man. Also she is strictly straight.

>>26247337
This was actually sort of done by Terry Pratchett, in Monstrous Regiment.

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A giant monster wishes to make the sacred pilgrimage of his people and rampage through Tokyo.

>>26247359
Except when he arrives in Tokyo the people are captivated by the creature and treat him as a celebrity, he then decides to protect Tokyo for his fans from other rampaging monsters

>>26247359
He slept too long, the continents have shifted, and Tokyo was abandoned to the ocean long ago. The city is now underwater. He can still rampage through it, but no human will notice because they're all living somewhere else by now.

>>26247359
The twist!
He arrives on a planet only to discover that he is actually only 6 inches in length compared to them!

>>26247334
Turns out the MIB doesnt exist and he's been maning all the things up to have at least some happy moments left before he dies.

A farmboy's family is killed by orcs while he is out hunting.

>>26247334
He already died of the brain cancer. What he is experiencing now is limbo. The choices he makes here will decide whether he goes to Heaven or Hell.

>>26247405
He proceeds to hunt down and murder Orks until he murders a family much like his own, realizing he is beyond redemption he takes his own life.

>>26247405
He then meets a Gnoll Ranger who takes pity on the young farmboy and teaches him how to survive on the wilderness and the difference between hunting and surviving.

>>26247405
Orcs don't exist. He killed his family himself in a fit of madness and fabricated the memory about the orcs to hide the truth from himself.
His subconscious still knows however and attempts to kill him by causing him to take unnecessary risks.

A director once famous for having created one of history's most brilliant movie twist endings is tasked with turning a successful franchise of children's action cartoons into a blockbuster.

A tax collector is sent out into the furthest ends of his majesties empire to do his job, upon arrival in a far away castle he realizes that all the inhabitants except the lord himself are vampires.

>>26247460
While he researches them he realizes how cruel child entertainment has become and starts a campaign to counter it.
He becomes a hate figure to millions of children.

>>26247460
And he does so by turning the innocent show into a sick twisted mature interpretation of what was the premise of the show based on some past events of his life.

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The Muscle Elves are returning to the material world from the plane of manliness.
A young Muscle Elf warrior has been sent on ahead as a herald of their return. He must go to the lands of Men, Elves, Dwarves and Orcs and defeat their leaders wrestling matches in order to demonstrate the power of the Muscle Elves.

>>26247462
And as a Werewolf Vampires are his mortal enemy so he sets forth to destroy this castle of Vampires single handedly.

>>26247515
But in doing so sissy pussy boy elves will cease to exist so all the fairy boy elves are out to stop him.

>>26247515
Muscle elves only bulge obscenely within the plane of manliness. REturning to the lands of men, they remanifest as normal elves.

>>26247462
The tax collector is himself a wandering vampire and decides to settle down here with his people.

The blind daughter of a Triad boss swears vengeance and learns kung fu when an assassin from a rival gang murders her father.

>>26247515
They are being chased by the Muscle Dwarves and Muscle Mucle Men, who would manly the material plane to death unless the elves can win in time to close the portal.

A young elf child is kidnapped and has his ears cut to rounded ends, then is raised as an immortal heir to a human empire.

>>26247554
the master she finds to teach her kung fu is in fact, the assassin. but that seems obviousl

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A bad dude and his best friend - also a bad dude - set off to rescue the president from ninjas.

>>26247554
It was her father faking his own death to avoid a real rival, and now that he's taken over his enemy's syndicate he's hunting the mysterious kung-fu warrior girl who's been killing all his men!

>>26247554
Her father was never murdered, it was only a trick by him to escape and allow his daughter to lead a normal life

>>26247554
The master she finds is the head of the other rival gang and trains her in order to use the girls hate in order to once and for all get rid of their enemies.

>>26247598
>>26247602
Almost hivemind

>>26247315

A crusader returns home from war, greeted by friends and family and hailed by all as a hero.

>>26247598
GET OUT OF MY HEAD

>>26247611
But Khanon... The brain pillows are so squishy-comfy

>>26247572
He was originally a human child stolen by elves, who elongated his ears and set him up as a mortal heir to THEIR empire.

>>26247606

You know, that's... actually not a bad idea for a Hong Kong action feature film. Just throw in a couple blind gun kata scenes and a car chase (SHE CAN DO IT BECAUSE KUNG FU) and you're set up.

A troll raised by an aging human witch learns reading, herbalism, and even a little magic, and sets forth into the world to fight prejudice and the stereotype of the moronic, bestial troll.

>>26247572
The child is brainwashed into believing it himself and eventually executes his own father - who recognized him before he died.

>>26247632
He wasn't actually a human child though, he was a half-elf and never knew his elven father! Who has pretended to be the current king of the human empire for 50 years and needs a baby that won't identify him as not the king!

>>26247675
*pretending

>>26247682
Fuck, I'm retarded tonight. Hopefully everyone understands what I'm saying

>>26247671
He ends up being rejected despite all his qualities because the 'civilized' races simply arent ready for him. He spends the rest of his life with the stupid trolls he used to judge.

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>>26247609
He is really a monster and a sinner who committed numerous atrocities while fighting in the holy land. However he has falsely justified his actions to himself and believes that he really is a hero.

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>>26247671
He eventually comes across an awakened corgi wizard, who wishes to be taken seriously as he has developed a cure to a magical plague sweeping across the land.

A black man in the deep south near the end of the 19th century sells his soul on the crossroads for legendary skill at the Blues, but manages to cheat the devil out of immortality, too.

>>26247593
Turns out 'A bad dude' is a sleeper agent for an ancient clan of demon ninjas, halfway through the main story the protagonist unwittingly becomes the antagonist by performing duties in service to aforementioned demon ninjas

>>26247731
By stealing the Devils immortality he becomes the devil himself and must now learn to run Hell. Hilarity ensues an backstabbing subordinates, gold digging Succubi and the damned souls of Hell itself all try to take advantage of his inexperience.

>>26247776

I'd watch that.

>>26247731
The two of them are arrested for being the Devil and a black guy in the South and must put aside their differences to escape prison.

They form a kick ass blues band.

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A renowned scientist gets too close to his latest invention and is transformed into a large, green, violent monster that just wants to be left alone.

>An elite operator is called out of retirement to take out his former mentor

>>26247835
Who dies of old age at the end of the movie.

>>26247828
The rest of the world acquiesces and puts him on his own private Islet out in the middle of the Pacific.

>>26247828
He is able to keep the power under control with therapy and medication, but everyone likes the monster better than him.

An incompetent Afghan freedom fighter, disappointed that Al-Qaeda is no longer really a thing, sets on a short nightly walk through the desert to calm down when he happens upon a prototype suit of super power armor the US air force accidentally dropped 20 kilometers off target.

>>26247828
Actually it's a lie to cover for his secret laboratory that he has built to achieve world domination with his newfound power.

>A young man from a barbarian tribe explores the decadent civilized world for fun and profit

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>>26247554
A freed halfling slave who strives to become a wizard searches her childhood home, which has become a ghost town overrun by bandits, to seek the truth about her warlock father.

>>26247883
It doesnt work and he sells it to the Russians for a nuclear warhead. For the first time in history the US actually turn out to be right with one of their accusations but are now to afraid to stay.

>>26247835
His former mentor is now the President of the United States, and has been using his position to create a better world that doesn't need men like him in it. The people who hired the Operator are actually a shady group of arms dealers, Intelligence chiefs and mercenary leaders who are afraid of becoming obsolete.

>>26247883

He proceeds to conquer Pakistan.

>>26247935
Sorry didn't mean to link.

>>26247951
I like dat

>>26247935
Her home was destroyed by her father's magic. It turns out that she is in fact a magical construct--his "ideal daughter". The twisted experiments that led to her creation still haunt the ruins of the town.

>fukken dark

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>>26247935
Her father actually was a warlock, but he fell to the demons ages ago. The bandits are actually templars scouring the halfling's village for his notes so they may be destroyed? Does she hand over her father's legacy, or does she keep them for herself and escape before the templars discover her with them?

A special agent and her companions investigates a monolithic corporation accused of crimes against humanity, such as illegal cloning experiments and DNA manipulation against the will of others.

>>26247920
It turns out that the civilised world is a myth told by the barbarian chiefs in order to give their people something to hate. The only other people the Barbarian finds are different barbarian tribes.

>>26247828

He learns that it wasn't caused by himself, but rather it was a plot to get him out of the way and focus the military and governments vision on him while other forces work in the background. He must learn to overcome his rage and save the world.

A young man joins a church, and undertakes a quest to prove his devotion.

>>26248013
The evil Megacorporation is actually a conglomeration of small businesses and Mom & Pop stores who were forced to band together to survive in these tough economic times.
The evil genetic stuff is a lie perpetuated by their competitors in hopes of destabilising them and shutting them down before they can consolidate their new power.

>>26248013
They find hard evidence including several test subjects. As they report in other subjects are released in order to stop them from making the evidene public. In a race against time the agent manages to send of the evidence while all other companions are killed.
She goes into hiding and is murdered as she watches the news seeing how the government is denying any such claims to be true.

>>26247920
He sparks a naturalist movement that rebels against the spoiled rich. However he loses faith in this quest falling prey to the seduction of the modern world.

>>26247920

However the "civilized" world turns out to merely be a single miserable town on the border where the residents of an old bunker unpacked a couple decades ago. The world was destroyed by nuclear war and very little's left.

>>26248065
It is the Church of Cthulhu.

A man living in a seemingly utopian, but extremely xenophobic ultra-tech enclave wishes to learn more about the "outside", despite his elders' warnings that the people there are corrupt and unenlightened.

>>26248125
People attempt to stop him, but he undertakes the quest of leaving anyway. Turns out he was living in the Soviet Union.

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>>26248065
Said quest is to kill his lover. If he were truly devoted to the word, her sacrifice would prove his fealty.

A succubus enters the mortal ream to reach her quarterly quota of claimed souls.

>>26248065
He accidentally joined the wrong church and follows a different religion. However, upon finding out how much good this church does for the impoverished locals he realises that they are doing Gods work as well.
He ends up becoming the first prophet of the united faith, a religion which unifies all under the shared belief in being Gods people.

>This is fun.

A young warrior takes up his fathers sword, swearing to go forth into the world and uphold the traditions of his family and the cause of righteousness.

>>26248105
YOU BLEW IT UP

>>26248125
The people out there really are corrupt and unenlightened. Disgusted by what he sees the man commences a great purge of the unworthy.

A detached, cynical social outcast doesn't realize that the rich, beautiful school idol is actually his childhood friend who's been in love with him the whole while.

>we romcom anime now, inb4 pantyshots and harems

>>26248125
His elders were right all along, and he leads them back to the ultra tech utopia, where their technology is misused and corrupted.

>>26248214
The young warrior embarks on a campaign of genocide against his ancestor's enemies, and gains great renown and wealth from his efforts.

>>26248214
The world is already at peace, but the sword is cursed with bloodlust.

>>26248214
Did we mention his father went down in history as an enactor of genocide against indigenous peoples, and that he's been tried for crimes against humanity?

A master artificer is hard at work creating a new source of energy, that which could potentially revolutionalize civilization as we know it.

>>26248214
As it turns out his families legacy consists of betrayal and dishonor and he faces many challanges trying to restore it. He finally breaks after being judged by anyone he meets on his journeys and turns into a life of lie and deceit.

>>26248274
>>26248279
>>26248282
>>26248291
>broken legacy mind

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A man charged with drone repair is left on a now desolate Earth to oversee the collection of some final resources before joining the rest of humanity on a new planet.

(whatever you come up with's bound to be better than how the movie ended up)

>>26248320
Humanity decided to stay and try to fix the planet, and they're making good headway. He never got the memo.

>>26247002
>I'll start with a classic: a young woman in love decides to disguise herself as a man for whatever reason and becomes a powerful knight.
The twist is that everyone except her knows she's a woman.

After ages of tieing itself down to esrth mankind embarks on its mission to travel the stars.

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>>26248273
But you just gave us the twist! How are we supposed to twist it now!?
Unless...
The twist is that he was never really in love with her at all! He only thought he was at the time because he was young and didn't fully understand his emotions. He actually ends up getting with the sweet book club girl.
EXCEPT THAT THERE'S A DOUBLE TWIST!!! The sweet book club girl is really the rich, beautiful school idol, who is actually his childhood friend. She has secretly been in love with HIM all along but was never able to say it. She uses the book club girl identity to escape from her own popularity.
Of course, it takes a whole season of wacky misunderstandings for either of them to realise this.
>Two person harem anime.

>>26248412
Twist!
Earth decides to follow them...

>>26248474
>NO. BAD PLANET. THAT'S A BAD PLANET. YOU STAY THERE.

>>26248474
I did not see that coming.

>>26248474

Earth has gone yandere for humanity.

>WE'LL BE TOGETHER FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER MY SWEETIES

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A peaceful community of small, blue gnome-like people tries to go about their daily lives and not get eaten by that big beige jerk.

>>26248543
Sudden increase in gravity messes up all launch calculations and they need to build better ships.

Increases will continue until humanity gives up.

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>>26248153
She's competing with her sister for the same targets.
Things get awkward very quickly, especially when they have angry rival incest sex at one point because they keep taking the other's marks.

>>26248555
Twist: The Big Beige Jerk is homeless and starving, and they are delicious.

A husband murders his wife because he discovered she was a witch who was responsible for the abduction and murder of several neighborhood children.

>>26248670
Turns out she might have been a witch but she wasnt responsible after all. He killed her to cover for his brother whom he has been hiding in the basement and lets out one night esch week in which e kills and eats children.

>>26248691

Another day in Florida.

>>26248716

A man discovers that he has the ability to grant anyone but himself incredible superpowers.

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>>26248153
Is it pedo to prefer Lilith over Morrigan?

>>26248748

Well either way you go, you're lusting after videogame characters.

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>>26248735
twist: powers drain their life force. Greater the power, faster the person dies.

Big game hunter, hunts for the challenge of worthy game.

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>>26248748
I'm pretty sure Lilith is meant to appeal to those targets who prefer their girls...petite.

>>26248761
People have been lusting after fictional characters since there's been fiction.

>>26248778

I've been on the internet long enough to recognize a trap when I see one.

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>>26248797
Lilith is definitely not a trap. A demon, yes, but not a trap.

>>26248797

You have been blinded by dicks, good sir.

>>26248809
That specific picture is drawn not with just small chest, not with DFC, but with complete boy-flat chest.

>>26248764
The only creature worthy of his skills is himself. He sets out to discover a scientist capable of cloning him.

>>26248829
The hips, ass, and chest of Lilith/Morrigan tend to vary depending on who's drawing them. Plus, they're succubi. Shapeshifting is as easy as breathing for them.

Make of that what you will.

>>26248847
See >>26248599

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A giant alien robot attempts to bring freedom, prosperity and peace to the people of earth.

>>26248869
The humans don't want any and turn the robot away like a Jehova's Witness.
Actual Jehova's Witnesses suddenly feel very self-conscious.

>>26248809
oddly, one of the original concept was indeed be a trap, but Capcom scrapped the design.

An unassuming and gentle rich man embarks on an adventure, quite against his will.

A disgruntled nobleman unjustly banished from his lands and dispossessed of his titles returns for revenge, armed only with his sharp sword and sharper wit.

>>26249075
He's accompanied by the king of the monkey demons and a couple of other odd saps, who take him as a reincarnation of a famous monk and set out on another grand adventure.

>>26249569

The nobleman was a cruel tyrant, overthrown by his disgruntled populace. After murdering the people chosen in his stead, he's captured, beaten, and executed by an angry mob.

>>26248834
wooh ho ho that's neat.

welp, there's my next narcissistic character.

>All his life, he'd been told: don't go beyond the wall. They said there was nothing there to find but a barren wasteland.
>Today is the day he goes there.

>>26248834
The most dangerous game, indeed.

>>26255456
>All women born beyond the wall are barren- incapable of bearing children. Nobody knows why this is, but it has been like that for over twenty years, and even the youngest people beyond the wall have reached adulthood.

>>26248153
>>26248599
I would play one of the sisters in this dynamic in an RP. She needn't even be a succubus.Preferably solo.

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A man from the future travels to the past to save the timeline from the depredations of an evil chronomagus.

>>26255456
Twist!
The barren wasteland was on his side of the wall! He was the last survivor of a great tragedy that annihilated his people. He created a society, friends and family within his own mind so that he would not have to be alone. Eventually he came to believe in his own delusion, becoming entirely insane.
The inhabitants of City Alpha are shocked and amazed when a ragged and filthy man appears at the walls of the city and asks to be granted entry.