BLEACH QUEST XXX, part V>“Sacrifice is inevitably necessary, nothing worthwhile can be achieved without it.” -???Previous threads archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Bleach%20QuestBleach Quest Twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOpSkills and perks pastebin: http://pastebin.com/etq4kyMkFirst, let me explain how dice rolls work here on Bleach Quest. I take the best of three, barring any Critical Successes or Critical Failures. If I have not yet asked for dice, and you roll anyway, your roll will count towards the next time I ask for rolls be it for good or ill. After I get three results for a roll, all others are discarded. Normally I take best of 3. If you delete rolls, I will discard that and take the second highest roll.LAST TIME!“C’mon guys, let me in!”You turn around, you hand still knocking against the door as you stare down as the shadowy figure, her yellow eyes amorously glowing with her hands in a groping motion. She gives you a perverse grin, stepping forward. You knock on the door harder.“We don’t need to do this, right Chizuru?”She steps closer.“….Chizuru?”You feel her breath on your face.“No, Chizuru! Don’t!”You close your eyes as she reaches for you, only to feel something jab you in the forehead.“Got ya!”You open your eyes to see Chizuru grinning at you, two fingers extended, with amusement in her glowing. “You should have seen the look on your face. Seriously. Please Ichigo, I’m into girls, you’re simply too easy.”She shrugs grinning before calling out.“We got him! He didn‘t remember anything about last night and totally believed it!”The door behind you slides open to reveal everyone there smiling, chuckling. Orihime is grinning cheerfully at you as Urahara laughs behind his fan.>You have control
>>26233706Chuckle along with them. "...Okay, you got me good this time. But you girls must realize that this means war and I WILL get you back at some point."
>>26233706East coast here, holy shit. Also, IC:'What the shit? '
>>26233706"Okay, I've been gotten. NOW WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT!"
>>26233752Yeah, this works. Also give Urahara a look which implies the same. Make him sweat.
>>26233775So...none of pic related?Ah well...
>>26233706Try to be angry, fail after a false start."Alright, alright. You got me good, I can't deny that."But could someone tell me what actually happened beyond me beating up a bunch of Yakuza? And seriously, what was up with that panda?"
>>26233706So, I'm pretty sure we robbed the mob, but what was up with that Panda?
>>26233825Not without the wish crystal
>>26233825joke about being turned into a magic girl, then ask what happend last night
We NEED a "I'LL HAVE MY REVENGE FOR THIS" (not word by word, but some kind of oath of retribution) in order to somewhat soothe our manly pride.>>26233752Like that, for example.Of course we /could/ fall to our knees and howl at the heavens but that would be a bit too much and not quite IC.
>Writing, sorry got distracted reading a comic.
>>26233706Oh thank goodness you don't have magic gender changing powers.
>>26234052It's early, so comics are perfectly understandable.Also, Holy **** talk about convenient timing, get out of work early and find some BLEACHQUEST!
>>26234081Those might be the only magic powers she /doesn't/ have... who knows what she's like once she goes all out.>>26234082> 4chan> self censorshipWhat in the...
stare in awe as we shake our hand, trying to form words. "Yeeaaaahhhhhhhh.... fuck you, and fuck you Urahara," we say, flipping him the bird. As we jump to our feet, "That crosses a couple lines of lines that you should have known about. So that was of course a declaration of war." We steeple our fingers together as we look at the three of them, staring into each of their eyes in turn. "Prepare yourselves. Because," we say as we spread our hands wide. "I will get you back."
>>26234149...and thus Ichigo began his study of Keikaku.
>>26234116>who knows what she's like once she goes all out.The only person in this quest who won't die even when killed. Time for everyone around her to bite the dust as IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING.
You look around staring, bewildered, before you begin to chuckle along with them. You look at Chizuru, Orihime and finish up, staring at Urahara."...Okay, you got me good this time. But you girls must realize that this means war and I WILL get you back at some point."Urahara gives you a challenging nod, his grin revealed for am moment’s time. You let out a sigh. “So last night?”Orihime gives you a grin. “Yup, all part of Mister Urahara’s plan. After you, Uryuu, Neliel, and Keigo passed out, we set up the whole thing. We planned to get Chizuru, too, but she‘s immune or something.”You raise an eyebrow. “When can I ask what’s with the panda?”Everyone freezes as Urahara looks at you confused. “What panda?”He clears his throat before looking at everyone. “Alright, everyone. Time to start wrapping up for the night!”You feel a slight tug on your shirt a quiet voice you can barely hear speaks. “Hey, Ichigo, while a lot of tonight was a prank, the talk we had wasn’t. Thank you.”Chizuru walks past you and smiles and into the room. On the way, she gropes a surprised Tatsuki before fleeing from the enraged Karate practitioner, cackling madly.You stare at the group, looking at Urahara for a moment, making sure eh knows. It might not happen anytime soon, but vengeance would be yours.>You have control
AWWWWWWWWW yeah, time for Bleach Quest!"There will be a reckoning"
>>26234299>"What panda?"Oh dear...more may have happened than we thought.
>>26234299"I really want to sleep in my own bed tonight, someone needs to let Harrible, Nel, Stark, Lily, appacci,mila, and sung sun into the warehouse where urahara set up beds. Everyone else should go home or whereever they want to rest for training tomorrow."If Orihime wants to spend the night at the clinic, awesome! Hey, she us and Tatsuki (if she is going back to her house tonight which is a few houses over from the clinic) can walk home together and talk...and find out how the hell no one found out that Orihime, Momo, and us were a thing? How did Orihime not tell anyone...how did Ishida not tell anyone?
so does that mean no one stole loads of money and fucked up the Yakuza? where'd the money come from and the tv report.I have the weird feeling it actually happened
>>26234361(forgot to add)Gather up our bag of bullet riddled clothes, our duffle bag of yen (unless its being taken back by someone), our box with the Sanrei Glove, and our box of condoms. We aren't leaving all of this at the shop.
>>26234369Just double check this, then >>26234361
>>26234369Yeah let's ask about the stuff on TV.
>>26234461Yeah, we should really ask about this.I think they set us up...and then we went and actually did stuff before getting back in position somehow.
Chizuru really needs to open up to other people aside from Ichigo.
Does that mean we can't buy the apartments?
>>26234299Check that sleeping arrangements for our friends from Ghost Mexico have been made.Ask Urahara if he also arranged the stuff that was on TV.Then walk with Hime and Tatuski home so we can get some sleep.
>>26234504If Tatsuki walks with us back to her house, we can chat with her when she complains about Chizuru being a lech. Something along the lines of "Yeah, its not like she's being honest with herself and all in on it in front of other people when she'll get nothing but backlash from people over being a freak for an aspect of herself she has no control over," then scratch our UNNATURALLY ORANGE HAIR.
Three things.Hiyori said Mashiro would probably come with, we should ask about that so we can have a nerd out about Rider with her.>mfw we do a henshin scene with her and ChizuruAlso I saw the Quincy Yuzu a few threads back, good job drawfag. On that note we should ask goat chin about getting them some training for their defense.How are we going to set up the angry shortbus special shipping?
>>26234553I don't think Tatsuki is anti-gay so much as she's against Chizuru openly attempting to molest girls and groping their boobs. Imagine if a guy was doing that, shit would just not be okay.
>>26234504That isn't exactly the easiest thing for people to do.
>>26234570My body is ready
>>26234630It would be if it was Japan and on a subway.
just had a though; Hiyori said that mashiro thinks we're kamen rider after last night, SERIOUSLY what did we do?
>>26234639fuck wrong image
>>26234553Being a lesbian doesn't mean she has to be a lech. Having an interest in girls doesn't necessitate public groping.Tatsuki has a right to her fury, just as she would if anyone else randomly groped her or her best friend.
>>26234630That and she did keep trying to molest her friend alot, so its a little personal.
>>26234553Where'd he get that hair anyway. Unless I remember wrong, Ichigo/Orihime/Chizuru are the only normals (well, they all were pre-series anyway) with weird hair-colors in the show. Obviously weird colors aren't strange in anime, but it's strange none of their schoolmates/family have weird hair - not even blonde, but all black/brown!
>>26234652I think the first one worked.
>>26234662Isn't Yuzu blonde or something? Also Ichigo's mum had orange hair.
>>26234642I somehow doubt it would be okay for Tatsuki. Japan's weirdness aside, I think there'd be a fresh corpse left on board in her case.
>>26234677Its anime japan everyone has crazy hair.
“Wait, what about the clothes and TV report?”Hiyori snorts. Please, we came here last night and talked with Urahara. Many of us didn’t feel comfortable with going so I decided to wait and see. The Kamen Rider bit was all Mashiro. As for the TV? That was a prerecording made here with Lisa as the anchor woman. And the front desk? Keisei.”She grins at you. “And to be honest, it was fun as hell to see them , Urahara and your friends set it all up.”You let out a sigh. The bags with the alternate outfits and money are gone, but you grab the box Ishida gave you along with the box your father set down. "I really want to sleep in my own bed tonight, someone needs to let Harrible, Neliel, Starrk, Lilynette, Appacci, Mila Rose, and Sung-Sun into the warehouse where Urahara set up beds. Everyone else should go home or wherever they want to rest for training tomorrow."You wave at them, Harribel going to go talk to Neliel, as Orihime and Tasuki follow you. Tatsuki looks a bit annoyed, but still amused. “Alright, I’m heading home, too.”Orihime gives a nod of agreement and the three of you set out back to your home.>You have control
>>26234631I know, it's actually harder now because I'M NOT HUMAN ANYMOOOOORE etc.>>26234657>>26234655>>26234630These. It IS her BFF. Others would have reduced the offender to pulp already. Okay, taking too much of a realistic approach here but it IS understandable she's not very fond of her hijinks.>>26234553Dunno whether we should really whiteknight her when talking to tats... If anything, we might wanna promise to reign her in a little. Bros don't let bros become sex offenders.
>>26234681No one can escape the wrath of the magical subway rapists of Japan.
>>26234662Ichigo got it from his mother.No clue about the other two. Probably similar cases.
>>26234655>>26234657"Yeah, a good point...especially after I ran all the way back afraid of just that...maybe she'll calm down once we find someone whose interested back in her">>26234662Reddish/Auburn hair is uncommon but still natural in Japan. Chizuru and Ichigo have the only outright unnatural colors for humans.Ichigo's is unnatural because, lets face it, unnatural colors might be a spiritually energized thing. Chizuru, in canon, I have no idea.
>>26234696Walk home at a leisurely pace and try to think of anything that we missed. Then practice our sneaking by sneaking back in past our dad.
>>26234696Talk to Tasuki about Honsho or something.
>>26234696"So, Tatsuki, how you handling everything?"
>>26234719If people dyed their hair in anime you know thats what she'd do.
>>26234696"...what about the panda?"
So instead of the Hangover it turned out to be the Bachelor Party.
>>26234696Okay, I have a plan for vengeance.Do it for real. We'll crush and rob the Yakuza while cosplaying as Kamen Rider, with help from Keigo (for dramatic effects and lighting) and Mizuiro (for coordinating the entire event).We'll make the news, and cause mass spit-takes by the conspirators.Also, we'll have Mashiro's adoration for real this time.
>>26234553>she gets a free pass to grope and molest people because she's gayYeah, no.
>>26234748this sounds like a good plan.
>>26234739About Honsho, and ask her and Orihime how NO ONE else figured out about Orihime, Momo, and us. If Kai is with us, grill him on the matter too.Sigh, emotion & relation ships may be just as tiring as dealing with a solid month of Ghost shenanigans....also"Tatsuki...I didn't know you were watching me back then...I'm sorry I pushed you and everyone else away then...I thought you wouldn't be able to understand that I was looking for her...looking for her to say I was sorry...to say goodbye...on the river bank..."
>>26234748Seconding this. We haven't talked to Tatsuki in a while and she used to be a Best Friend.
>>26234781we should do this, possibly tonight, by the time we come back from SS most of the heat might have died down
>>26234748>>26234788>>26234794Supporting Tatsuki Social Link.Seriously, she was our best friend. There's no way we're pulling a Canon!Ichigo and casting her aside.
>>26234677Yuzu looks more light brown to me.
>>26234781This is the best idea ever
>>26234781It'll be a nice comedy-thread after we get back from SS.
>>26234781> tfw you can't find any Yakuza and just waste your nightAt most we'll find some random gambling ring or something.
>>26234299"Wait, so you made a fake news report and set it to air exactly when I turned the tv on?"
>>26234965It was probably in a vcr or some shit. Chizuru was in on it, I'm sure she could've pressed play when we weren't looking.
>>26234965Or just looped it over a closed network. Remember, Urahara is a Mad Scientist and a Wizard
>>26234965Ah, posted late.That's what I get for not refreshing more often.
>>26234981Now when you say wizard...
>>26234992>That's what I get for not refreshing more often.> not using autorefreshwat
>>26234946We'll have to orchestrate the event and plan well ahead. We can locate and bug various Yakuza members in order to determine their primary centers of power, and then orchestrate a "meeting" between the various groups using Keigo's powers in order to draw them all to one location...a location with prearranged media attention via an anonymous tip to several reporters and/or prearranged live cameras streaming to a major news network.Then we make our appearance with full dramatic lighting, sound effects, and speeches.Other plans are fine too, but it's not something we should just do on the fly. At least a solid week of part-time preparation is going to be necessary.
You know, if it turns out that Neliel really is spy, I'd be kind of disappointed in Urahara for not vetting her at all when she was too shitfaced for subterfuge.
>>26235045If she is and he knows, he already took counter subterfuge measures against her without her knowing when she was unconscious.The man plays the long con
>>26235062>>26235045>implying Urahara isn't the real villain
>>26235073>Implying he isn't working for the Soul King.
>>26235083>implying there is a soul king>implying it isn't just the heart
>>26235083I don't trust the soul king, his eyes unsettle me
>>26235092>Implying the heart isn't actually a euphemism for Kubo.
"So, Tatsuki, how you handling everything?"Tatsuki looks at you with a raised eyebrow. “you mean all of the revelations that there’s actually ghosts, you weren’t some crazy kid, there’s an army of ghosts whose base we’re invading, or the fact you’re in a threesome with my best friend?”She shrugs. “The first three I’ve come to terms with over the past week. We might not exactly be close friends anymore, but I’m not going to stand by and let someone I know get hurt, even if that person WAS laying about being your cousin.”Her look sours. “And for the last bat? Well, can’t say I’m /too/ happy about hearing that, but Orihime’s talked with me and she seems okay with it, so…”She high-fives Orihime. “Nice.”She smirks at you. “I wondered what it would take for you to get out of that shell of yours. Still, if you make Orihime cry, I’ll kick your ass, got it?”You give her a serious nod and look away. "Tatsuki...I didn't know you were watching me back then...I'm sorry I pushed you and everyone else away then...I thought you wouldn't be able to understand that I was looking for her...looking for her to say I was sorry...to say goodbye...on the river bank..."Tatsuki grimaces. “It was painful, y’know? The kid that was a crybaby just standing there, looking so lost… and then you stopped. You stopped being that crybaby, stopped smiling. And when you left when you beat me, it felt… I don’t know… Final? Like that you were saying goodbye.”(1/2)
>>26235103She shakes her head. “But that’s the past, too. No point in dwelling in it. We’ve got too much to worry about in the future, anyway. But could you do something about Chizuru?”You shrug. “Well, I can’t force her to change, but I’ll ask her to reign it in a little.”Tatsuki gives you a grateful nod. “Well, this is my stop. See you all tomorrow.”She waves, turning the corner leaving you and Orihime, who looks at you. “Do you want me to stay with you, or to go back to my apartment Ichigo. I don’t want to upset your dad, but I’d like to spend some time with you.”>you have control
>>26235108We can just walk and talk a little. We won't exactly get a lot of that once we sneak into Spooky Ghost Headquaters.
>>26235108stay, it'll be fine
>>26235108I don't mind you coming with, let's just not get carried away tonight.
>>26235108"I really don't want to be alone tonight,even with everyone all around me and making new allies on the otherside...I felt alone and cut off, Orihime...and this past week...even surrounded by everyone...I'm willing to bet you've never felt more alone in your life, have you?"captcha: leave trustt
>>26235108"You know all three of them will be listening outside the door right?
>>26235108"Sure, I don't think he'll be too upset. If he's upset with anyone, it's me. And we may not have many chances to talk once we're in Soul Society, so I'd like to be with you until then."
>>26235108Our place. If we go to her place, we might get distracted by fading-to-black. If we go to our place, we might get some character development because we don't want Dad barging in in the middle of things.
>>26235168that comes across as way too whiny
>>26235168To muchv angst
Should we mention a pregnancy test?
>>26235258I think so.
>>26235258Yes, but don't do it very suddenly. Ease into it. I hate to mention this, but her powers could erase it from existence. Just a thought that popped up.
>>26235258Although now that I think about it, Ishin will probably mention it
So who has better taste in couches, Aizen or Darkseid?
>>26235337Darkseid doesn't do couches. He's more of a LAZBoy man - and he doesn't slouch, like most villains do.
You give her a smile. “Sure, you can come home with me. You know all three of them will be listening outside the door right?”She gives you a peck on the cheek and a mischievous grin. “Oh? And what did you think we were going to do?”She twirls in front of you. “Honestly, I just want to spend some time with you.We weren’t too carefully last time, either.”You cough and look away. “Did you check to see if… anything happened because of it?”Orihime blinks in surprise. “Anythnig happened?”You grimace. “Because we weren’t careful?”Orihime’s look turns into one of understanding as she shakes her head. “No, I did. It came back negative. Which, considering all that’s happened, is probably for the best. We’re still in school, after all and about to go on a dangerous rescue mission. But, thanks for asking.”You give her a nod and the two of you walk to your house, hand in hand, making small talk. When you arrive at the door, Orihime smiles mischievously at you.“Should we try to sneak in?”>Yes, 1d20>nah>write in
>>26235337Darkseid, who is already in fact the New God of comfortable funiture...and the Tiger Force.
>>26235412Okay, then who has better taste in furniture in general?
Rolled 12>>26235414EVERYBODY DO THE CREEP
Rolled 12>>26235414sneaking time
>>26235435That might just work.
Rolled 20, 11 = 31this is a sneaking mission
Rolled 20>>26235464What is this Darkvision quest?
>>26235480>that horrible feel when you roll the wrong dice
>>26235485>>26235464Is it something underground? Cause that sounds pretty cool.
>>26235485>>26235498It's nothing at all, right now. Just playing around with the foolz archival function.
>>26235414Yes.Not rolling because that 18 is good enough for me.
Rolled 6, 2, 16 = 24Alrighty, then.
>>26235414/panic.That would have been problematic. Does Urahara Shoten stock condoms?
>>26235594Isshin shoved a box into our arms, in front of all of our friends. It was embarrassing
>>26235594Issin already gave us some.
>>26235607>>26235608Father of the year
>20vs6,2,16You nod at her and carefully begin the process of sneaking back into your house. You see that the lights are mostly off, except one in the living room, and you quietly slip upstairs with Orihime, not making a sound. When you arrive in your room, Orihime smiles at you.“So, Ichigo. What do you want to do. We could talk, or I could give you a massage or if you need to grab a bath, that… would be a good idea, actually.”>Bath>Massage>Talk>Sleep>write in
>>26235616Not that uncommon really.
>>26235626Quick Bath, then Talk
>>26235626>would be a good idea, actually.Huh. We must reek then.>Bath
>>26235673That.Then We giver her a massage and bed everyone goes to bed....I swear if you people fade-to-black us again.We really can't afford to be distracted right now.
Why not bath AND talk. So long as no hanky-panky happens near the sisters.
>>26235759this guy gets it
>>26235717Are you thinking of starting a quest on /tg/, but running it on foolz so as to avoid thr trolls and anti-quest fags?
>>26235824>>26235717Shit I would totally join that.
>>26235824>>26235850What would a quest with such a title even be about?
>>26235903someone who a) has DARK and edgy visions b) someone who could see in the dark c) drow
>>26235903Probably drows. Or it's called dark vision because most people can't see it, unless they are on foolz.
>>26235903It could be done completely on Foolz, using ghost replies that are only visible there, running in the shadows of this one.
>>26235928it could be going on right now...under our noses...
>Bath>talkYou give yourself a discreet sniff and find that you somewhat reek. Wincing you give her a nod. “Alright. Just give me a minute. I’ll go grab a bath.”She gives you a nod and you grab some pajamas and walk out of your room ,closing the door behind you. You try to grab a quick shower. You towel off and dress in your sleep clothes. When you re-enter your room, you see Orihime, dressed in one of your pajama tops, laying asleep on your bed.Looks like she must have dozed off waiting for you.>Climb in bed with her and go to sleep>Tuck her in sleep on the futon>wake her>Write in
Do you even know if Hex can write?
>>26235971>>Climb in bed with her and go to sleep
>>26235971>>Tuck her in sleep on the futon
>>26235971>Climb in bed with her and go to sleep
>>26235971Take a moment to massage our wrist underneath the sealing bracelet, idly try to feel out with our sixth sense to see if that's still usable or not. Put the Sanrei glove in the closet, and the box of condoms in our desk. Turn off the light, and climb into bed, carefully, with Orihime...and for tonight, hold her close...drifting off to sleep.
>>26235971>Write inNot like it's gonna be counted, but..."Psst! Kai, you in here?"Interrogate him for an unbiased opinion of what happened while he was in Ichigo's body.captcha: purchased hatlastYes, we may need to put on the hat, but that's not the most important thing right now.
>>26235971>>Tuck her in sleep on the futonAlright.No shenanigans.
>>26235971>Climb in bed with her and go to sleepCuddling, even if vaguely implied, is topmost tier.
>>26235971>>Climb in bed with her and go to sleepTalks in the morning.
>Climb in bed with her and go to sleepYou quietly turn off the lights and approach the bed. You smile down at her before carefully pulling the blankets down without disturbing her. You slide in next to her and being the blankets over the both of you, wrapping your arm around her. Reacting to your body heat, she turns towards you and curls in. You drift off to sleep to the light sounds of her breathing, sleeping peacefully.When you wake up, its morning. You crack your eyes open, Orihime’s body laying on yours, straddling you, her legs intertwined with yours.>You have control
>>26236262kiss her awake, clearly
>>26236262Cuddle for a bit longer.Attempt to hide morning wood.
>>26236262hug and return to sleep.
>>26236262>Orihime’s body laying on yours, straddling you, her legs intertwined with yours>You have controlDo we really?Whisper and nudge her awake, I guess. Before anyone in the family barges in the room for a surprise "Good morning!"
>>26236262"I'm the luckiest ghost in the world".Kiss forehead, proceed to disentangle yourself.Put on clothes and take a shower.>>26235975>Do you even know if Hex can write?If you like horribly pretentious prose, then sure.>>26235928>>26235940> all those shadowruns>>26235922>>26235920>>26235850>>26235824Damn, I just might have to run it now.
>>26236262hide the wood
Rolled 6>>26236262Rolling to roll out of bed
>>26236322You could make a secondary quest that you run in the foolz archives of Bleach Quest. It could be about Improvaizen.
>>26236262Kiss her on the cheek, and carefully disentangle ourselves.Gotta get up before dad barges in. Again.
Rolled 6>>26236342Look on foolz.
>>26236348>Gotta get up before dad barges in. Again.> in short.... and this is why I'm so good at sealing KidoWe REALLY need to learn some tricks from Tessai. Magical booby traps are FUN.>>26236342mite be fun.I just lack that cutting sense of humour.
>>26236262Kiss her awake. Poke her gently on the nose. "Hey there, you. Sleep well?" Playful wakeup is best wakeup
Oh Boy, Bleach Quest in the afternoon!>The Hangover was all simulatedURAHARA!!
>>26236262is you ded?
Gently and lovingly wake her up, kiss her good morning...and then remind her that we still owe her for the hangover shenanigans.>Initiate tickle.exe
>>26236640Turns out we were actually parodying the Bachelor Party.
You smile at he sleeping form. “I am the luckiest ghost in the world.”You wrap your arms around her, embracing her. You give her a gentle kiss on the forehead and her eyes flutter open. She looks up at you, sleepily.“Hey there. Sleep well?”She gives you a sleepy grin and yawns, stretching backwards. “Morning, Ichigo. Whacha doing today?”She pauses as she sits upright on your lap, giving you a mischievous grin as she wiggles her hips. “Other than that, of course. I’m going to try to spend today on some training, so hope you don’t mind if you don’t see me much, okay?”You give her a slow nod, trying to focus on anything but what she’s doing. She abruptly slides off and walks towards your door. “I’m going to grab a shower, Ichigo.”With a wave she opens and closes the door behind her.>You have control
>>26236702Get dressed and go downstairs to see how the family's holding up.
>>26236640My only question is which part of that talk with Chizuru was acting, and which was real. Because I'm not sure losing our manhood is a good thing. Then again, that doesn't necessarily make it a BAD thing. As long as Momo's good with carpet as well as hardwood.
>>26236702Join her in the shower.
>>26236702join her, then say hi to family
>>26236702Follow her into the shower. She just deliberately teased us - it'd be ungentlemanly to leave that unanswered.
>>26236702Kai, if he's here."Were you messing with my phone while you were in my body?""And what did Hime and Momo talk about with Yoruichi THAT day. You know the one."
>>26236702join her, then make breakfast. then ask dad who has the authority to adopt members into the Shiba family-we need that for the Arrancars and maybe Chizuru now
>>26236793It was sex ed
>>26236702While joining her sounds nice, it's important to never forget what kind of house we live in.Probably just get dressed.
>>26236702>Post 26164028 from Archive>In Japan, it's a custom to take a shower before and after sex. A houseguest suddenly going, "Hey, do you mind me taking a shower?" will often be interpreted as an invitation to sex.*blushing and smiling intensifies*While waiting for her, after laying out our clothes for *after* she gets back, and pulling the box out from our desk, begin thinking of interesting training ideas to keep us from getting too excited until Orihime gets back.We're already locked in for a few hours of CQC with Neliel...so let's arrange an interesting exercise.The Tres, Harribel, Lilynette, & Stark strafing around us firing small ceros. We are deflecting as many of them as we can while dual wielding Seele Schneider (either in body or spirit body). Keigo is making solid illusions to impact and destroy the ceros we miss. Tatsuki, Chad, & Chizuru are weaving around them trying to land connecting blows or tagging them.Everyone gets dodge and combat training.Also, Miz is linked with as many of us as he can link on one side or another, and is practicing coordinating folks in combat.
>>26236832This.Don't assume we're in the clear, guys-Isshin was pissed with us before, and us trying anything else in his house will NOT go unnoticed or unharrassed.
>>26236832>While joining her sounds nice, it's important to never forget what kind of house we live in.>Implying we care
>>26236884>In Japan, it's a custom to take a shower before and after sex.But that's just common sense.
>>26236893Why would he give Ichigo a box of condoms if he didn't want him to use them?
>>26236731Better have been all, because if it's one thing this quest doesn't need it's another character pining for Ichigo. Especially Chizuru.
>>26236702Get dressed, go downstairs, and see how Yuzu is doing. Yuzu and Karin must have been worried sick, and we haven't talked with them since we came back. Well, except for when Yuzu pointed out that we have a harem (which isn't true; Hime has the harem, we're just her preferred bait).
>>26236905>>Implying we careWe should. IC, our MC certainly would.This is Bleach, not Monsterhearts. Ichigo does have a sense of shame.
>>26236952Man people got really pissed off about that in foolz until they found out it was a joke.
>>26236973this.>>26236832agreed. No shower scenes, Yet.
>>26236986We are also leaving on a dangerous mission later on. A bit of pre-danger lovin' is good for the brain. Clears the pipes, and all that.
>>26236893Dude's probably not mad as long as we keep it safe.I was referring more to our sisters and potential embarrassment.
shower scenes won't end well. Just wait until we have Momo back.
>>26236973we should probably talk to the family some moreas for the harem, I thought it was more Hime is making us a harem so she can keep her side better than ours?
>>26236993I'm still pissed off about it, though obviously not because it signaled interest in Ichigo. There has been practically zero interaction with anyone, certainly anyone female, since we entered Hueco Mundo that wasn't about fighting or Ichigo building a harem. Chizuru was one of the few exceptions so constantly bringing up the stupid as fuck 'ah if only you were a girl' shit, in jest or not, puts a sour taste in my mouth.
>>26237081It's hard to tell with her.
>>26237083Well we ARE preparing for a dangerous mission to get our other girlfriend back. There is a time for small talk, and it is not necessarily now.Also, you're forgetting our talk with Tatsuki just now.
>>26234781This must happen
>>26237263With the way Quests go on here a DAL thread would probably be 24/7 murderhoboing. /tg/ seems to take everything and turn it into its polar opposite.
You stare after her and think about following, but you shake your head. Best not to risk it.You get things ready for the day, as you did promise to train with Neliel today, after all. When Orihime returns, you give her a nod as you go and shower yourself, dressing afterward. When you return to your room, Orihime is dressed and seems ready for the day. “Shall we go downstairs?”She gives you a nod and the two of you descend down to the first floor, where breakfast is cooking. Yuzu smiles at you and Karin smirks, but conversation seems to be pretty normal for a morning. Isshin is there and gives you a nod as he chews on a piece of toast.>Anything to talk with your family about or just head to Urahara’s shop?
>>26237083>chatting while anything could've happened to our girlfriend Get out. This isn't slice of life, we're fighting for our life.
I imagine goatchin wants to talk with us, but that's a conversation we should avoid. So chat with our sisters so he won't bring it up, hopefullythen duck out
>>26237381I'm heading out to save a stiff don't do anything too crazy until I get back.
>>26237381ask how Karin and Yuzu are, what's going on in their lives, then"dad, do you know how much that old apartment building's going for? I don't want everyone mooching off Urahara once we get back"
>>26237381maybe mention Quincy training for Yuzu and Karin once (if) we get back from soul society, not because we want them to fight, just it's good for defending themselves in the event of hollows etc. etc.This may not be the best time but we should mention it at somepoint
>>26237381Liberal application of gentle noogies, talk with Yuzu and Karin. Try to arrange ice-cream or some other form of family time before we leave for Namek.
>>26237381Is today the day we go to Soul Society, or is that tomorrow? Because if it is we should probably say goodbye for a while again.
>>26237474day after tomorrow. tomorrow's when we take everyone shopping, I think
>>26237381After light conversation with imoutos, serious and introspective direct this query and reasoning toward Isshin."Dad, you said that you hoped I wouldn't run into Toshiro again...we beat him by the skin of our teeth last time...and we're all much stronger now...he was still a little kid 20 years ago when you were captain, right? And a seated officer. Do you not want me to fight him because he was like a son to you? Does it hurt thinking of us out for each others blood?"
>>26237428Are you replying to the right person?Because I'm not sure how you got 'I want to talk to people in-depth instead of advance the plot' from my post, rather than 'fuck off forever haremfags'.
>>26237381Chat with our sisters for a bit then get out.We've had enough of dad's shit in the last 24 hours to last a week.
>>26237381Ask imouto's opinion on all our new friends.
>>26237449The source of the image.Date A Live.Literally Superpowered Waifu Collection Quest - the anime./tg/ would turn it GRIMDARK in a heartbeat.Okay, it /is/ fairly dark in that girls you upset somehow start to call down/become WMDs. Or they just randomly appear out of Warp Rifts and fuck up everything in the surroundings for several miles.>>26237506I like this.>>26237564And that as well.
>>26237506I'm sorry but this is not IC man, I doubt he would've actually given it that much thought, he has no idea IC how Issin acted as a captain or how he treated his subordinates..
>>26237506>because he was like a son to youNo, we're not holding back. Toshiro is old enough to face the results of his actions.
>>26237586This. We don't know how they interacted.
>>26237506in a word, no
>>26237381talk to the sisters, ask dad about auntie Kukkaku
>>26237621Damn straight. Six episodes later, I'm still butthurt about his Momo backstab.
>>26237676We need to either kill him outright, befriend the FUCK out of him, or let Momo make the call herself. Or just wait until Aizen is outed as the bad guy and watch him commit Sudoku
>sistersYou spend most of your time at breakfast talking with your sisters, asking them about how their week was and if they were busy tomorrow. They both shake their heads and you smile. “How about, in the evening, I take you both out for Ice Cream. I’ve missed you two, so I’d like to spend some tiem together. Yuzu’s eyes sparkle as she nods and Karin, upon seeing her, gives a hesitant nod as well. You give them a smile and ruffle their hair. You give your father a nod and you and Orihime leave. It takes a bit but you manage to reach Urahara’s shop. When you enter it Neliel is sitting there, her hair pulled back into a braided ponytail. “Ichigo, are you ready to begin?”>Yes>no, I have something to do first (write in)
>>26237506We need to beat him up.
>>26237738>Yestime for CQC
>>26237738"Of course." *pop self out of body*Turn to Orihime, wink. "If she kills me, tell Momo I love you both."
>>26237738>yes..I can't see us using this, but whatever.
>>26237738yes, but have Orihime on standby in case of accidents
>>26237738>Yes.Though I wonder how Yoruichi would appraise her CQC technique and if Tatsuki would need some pointers too.
CQC with The Boss, this is going to end painfully I can tell
>>26237738>Neliel>Braided hairHNNNNNNGHG>Yes"Do you want to do this one-on-one, or shall we invite one of the others to join us? Tatsuki also focuses on hand-to-hand combat, so she may be able to benefit from a lesson as well. Your call, though, since you're the teacher."
>>26237769I wasn't saying we shouldn't beat him up, I just wanted to ask Isshin if that was WHY he hoped we didn't meet him again.We're kicking the kid from the Sereitei to to the 80th Rokungai district
>>26237738>Yesremove shirt-we Bruce Lee now
I can't believe I missed 5 hours worth of quest.Oh well time to try and catch up.Is #31 going to start tonight Cosgrove?
>>26237857or into Kenny's head-that'll friendship him right up
>>26237738Yes lets get the rest of the scooby gang to learn cqc
>>26237861We are going to be shirtless if we go spirit.Either way, the training would be worthwhile in body or out.Heck, it may be more effective to train CQC while in out meatbag with the sealing bracelet on.
>>26237738ask if we should try to get the others to learn if they want
>>26237857Because despite his dickery he is one of the less insane and/or evil captains. That and he has no limiter and will fuck shit up if we have to face him again.
>>26237916Canon us fucked up Byakuya, and we're pretty close to bankai. Shiro's going down
>>26237916>no limiter>implying he had one in the first placeHe was against a hollowfied lieutenant
>>26237960and he was affecting local weather patterns, he may not have had a limiter on.
>>26237960we don't know if he had one or not for certain, it's best to be cautious
>>26237738I would like to speak to Ishida about training our sisters when we get back from soul society.Maybe bring it up to them over ice cream.
>>26237960>>26237977this raises even MORE questions then
>>26237950It was a close fight when he had no real will to kill us and he would have won if our hollow didn't decided to assume direct control.
>>26237977That's what I was trying to say. If he had one, it would've been released.
>>26238017>when he had no real will to kill usThat's total bullshit, his reasons may have been ass retarded but he was totally ready to kill us.
>>26238017>he had no real will to kill us
>>26238043And I was agreeing with you while backing up with admittedly subjective evidence.
>>26238017true. but this time our hollow and us are almost friends, we have quincy dickery, and know a lot more about what we're doing, as well as going up against a much weaker captain
>>26238062>>26238066That whole thing at the end when he says we were more serous then him and pimp walks off as we pass out.
>>26238118no when he passes out h finally realizes why we fight
Dice don't care about killing intent, though. At least not for Ichigo.
>>26238070Ah, the way I read>he may not have had a limiter onmade it sound different
>>26238147if it's directed at Ichigo they roll much better though
You give her a nod. "Do you want to do this one-on-one, or shall we invite one of the others to join us? Tatsuki also focuses on hand-to-hand combat, so she may be able to benefit from a lesson as well. Your call, though, since you're the teacher."Neliel lets out a sigh as she schools her features. “One-on-one. I’m not used to teaching and I want to make sure I teach you correctly. Since you’re ready, follow me.”You both walk towards the training area, when you arrive there she leads you off in a direction for what seems to be about at least half an hour. Abruptly, she pauses and looks at you, setting down a bag. “Here will do. I will do my utmost to teach you all I can today. So, prepare yourself for we will not return until I feel you’ve been taught enough.“Understood?”You give a hesitant nod as she gestures towards you. “Alright, come at me. Let me see how good your base hand-to-hand skill are and see how much you have to learn.”She enters a combat ready pose and gestures with her wrist for you to come at her.>Roll me 1d20 hand to hand
>>26237738yes"would you like any of the others involved, or would prefer it just be the two of us?"
Rolled 5>>26238178-insert kung fu sounds here-
>>26238231NO ONE ELSE ROLL!!
>>26238231the student is already a master?
>>26238237>>26238231Holy shit. We are amazing when it comes to sparring, if only we could apply that to fights that matter.
>>26238237Aw yeaaah>>26238237Doesnt count after ten>>26238238Look how many rolls there are first.
Rolled 17, 10, 8 + 15 = 50Hmm...
>>26238237this one doesn't count, sadly.
>>26238237>>26238231One short of a double 20Time to STILL get bitchslapped by Nel.(also holy crap I am happy that it's still active; just caught up, but sad we didn't get to have another father/ son moment though)
>>26238231Basics of CQC: Learned
>>26238178KUBO GUIDE MY->>26238231>>26238237 ...Never mind
>>26238231 >>26238232 >>26238237COMMENCING VIRTUOUS MISSION
>>26238268Er, meant Aw Yeah on this one.>>26238231The one that actually counted.
Rolled 17>>26238280Sad but true.>>26238278I'm concerned that she has a static bonus.One day I would love to see all the other character sheets of this game.
>>26238278>+15Well fuck me.We had no chance to win.
Rolled 3>>26238178Satan guide my fist
Anyone else notice in this thread that for the first time since we've been back, Bel and the Tres didn't follow us like lost puppies?
>>26238313>Implying they aren't watching us fight, Bel and Apacci blushing/drooling slightly
Rolled 2>>26238301Nat Twenty is crit success. Twenty or higher with modifiers isn't.
>>26238313Clearly something did in fact happen after drinking uraharas moonshine...
>>26238301We still aren't sure what those pluses actually MEAN.Best theory I've seen is that she defaults to a minimum of 15, because I think we've beaten people with a + before without relying on crits.
>>26238313After Urahara's prank they understood to give us some space maybe?
>>26236702>She pauses as she sits upright on your lap, giving you a mischievous grin as she wiggles her hipsOk that's it.I can't take it any more.I need to spend a few hours tonight trying to find some aggressive/ lewd Hime art. Fuck you Cosgrove for reinventing her to not only be an engaging character, but an attractive one that ad now catered to my hotdogging kink.
>>26238361We never did ask him what happened to his face...>>26238380HAHAnot a chance.
>>26238313We ordered them to head off somewhere else, and/or someone explained the concept of boyfriend/girlfriend to them.
>>26238417wouldn't that second one make at least two follow us more?
Rolled 20, 12, 15 + 15 = 62>20v17Using the basics of the Karate you know and whatever street fighting tools you possess, you manage to slam your forehead into hers to knock Neliel down and follow it up by grabbing her and flippnig her, slamming her into the ground. You smirk down at her.“How’s that?”Neliel gets up and brushes herself off. “Sloppy, but effective. However, if you’re trying to sneak around, that kind of fighting will only bring attention. Now, as a practical test of how your style will work in the field, I will distance myself and close my eyes. You then have a minute to hide, then following that I will simulate a guard patrol. “Your job will be to sneak up and subdue me. If I can manage to shout out an alarm or you make too much noise, you fail.”She closes her eyes.“Begin.”>roll me 2d20, first for stealth, second for hand to hand
Rolled 5>>26238417Yoruichi explained our "training" with Hime and Momo. The four of them are hiding in the warehouse, blushing furiously.
>>26238346Sorry man, my phone's internet is dlow. There had been no rolls when I clicked submit.
Rolled 16, 12 = 28>>26238463TACTICAL ESPIONAGE ACTION!
Rolled 5, 6 = 11>>26238463go go tactical espionage action
Rolled 2, 19 = 21>>26238463
Rolled 14, 14 = 28>>26238463COMMENCE SNEAKING
Rolled 18, 18 = 36>>26238463Oh boy.
Rolled 12, 7 = 19>>26238463
Rolled 3, 7 = 10>>26238463
Rolled 7, 15 = 22>>26238463Rolling.
Rolled 18, 6 = 24>>26238463YOU'RE SO SUPREME
>>26238449Who's saying that they are not? >inb4 tactical espionage arrancar
Rolled 12, 5 = 17>>26238463
Rolled 7, 20 = 27sneaking intensifies
>>26238482>>2623848916 stealth, 19 CQCNot bad at all.
Rolled 8, 15 = 23>>26238463
Rolled 6, 13 = 19>>26238463Oh, this is CQC and stealth in one training?
>>26238381Good luck with that.Almost every piece of art has her being submissive/ shy as hell as per the anime and manga.
18 Sneaking19 CQCWe are awesome at this whole 'training' thing.
Crit Master III better be letting us use a nat 20 that was after the first ten rolls. Or auto crit. once per thread obviously
>>26238556This would probably count for Natural 1's as well, though
>>26238556I don't even want to think about what we'd have to do to unlock that.
>>26238463Can we borrow one of Uryu's empty cardboard boxes?
>>26238556>letting us use a nat 20 that was after the first ten rolls>after the first ten rolls100 posts later of nothing but Crit fishing might be construed as after the first 10.This might mitigate that at least >>26238592
Rolled 8, 20 = 28>>26238598Roll all crits in the first 3 rolls, perhaps?
>>26238508>apacci in a cardboard box discreetly following us
>>26238616Cosgrove can choose to not count those rolls
THROUGH THE NIGHTTO THE DAYWHEN EVERYTHING IS GONECARRY THIS SOULAWAY FROM THE DRY LANDS
>>26238643IN THE SUNWE SEEFIGHTING OVER LINESALL OUR DREAMSAND WISHESWE SEND HOME FOR SAFEKEEPINGFIGHTING FOR WHAT'S RIGHT
With the sheer amount of MGS references, I am surprised no one is running a MGS quest.
>>26238661CALLING TO THE NIGHTTO DREAM AGAININ THE LIGHTWAITING FOR A STORM TO RISEANDFEEL THE ISOLATIONFLEETING
>>26238628I was kind of hoping for her to end up tsunder for us when Cosgrove did that attraction roll a good while back. Instead she looks at us with this sort of childlike wonder/ potential schoolyard crush.Not sure how I like that change to her character, but we'll see what happens...
Rolled 6, 18 = 24>>26238556better would be only counting the critsfails in the normal roll cycle, with the crit only rolls only counting crit successes.
>>26238678She has a massive case of idol worship. She had the same thing for 'bel IIRC.
>>26238675CALLING TO THE NIGHTTO BEOR NOT BEFIGHTING HERELEAVING WITHOUT YOULEAVING MY SOUL BEHINDCALLING TO THE NIGHTCOLOURS OF KODACHROMEFADEWITHTIME
>>26238673>Roll me 2d100 for speech length.>You hide behind a dumpster for d20 minutes, you see a guard, roll me a 2d20 to choke out and sneak.
>>26238673If we add Sung-Sun to the harem, Snake Eater would be our themesong.
>>26238673>Spirit particles, son
>>26238703CALLING TO THE NIGHTFOR USEVERY SINGLE LIFEALL THE ASHES OF MENREMAINAS A PERFECT MEMORYCALLING TO THE NIGHT
>>26238697I know, but she's usually super aggressive too which she seems to have slimmed down on in this quest.
>>26238710Or it would be her theme.
>>26238725No, it would be ours. Because of snake-cunnilingus, you see.
>>26238721BUTTHE HEARTWILL REMAINAS A SILHOUETTE OF TIMEHEAR THE RINGING ECHOESIN THE SPLITTING HORIZONCALLING TO THE NIGHT
>>26238722Not really, did you pay attention to the sparring match?
>>26238722She did, though. When fighting Hiyori, when she got hit she got super pissed and tried to kill her, going as far as to use her resurreccion.
>>26238710Alternitivly Orihime gets us to do a MGS themed costume roll play session.Mizuro is still keyed in
HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING RAIN
>>26238639True, he can.But people might still be posting and rolling. The damage will be done by then.You know how it is with loophole abuse and rules lawyering.11th roll only might curb it from getting out of hand at least.
with all the MGS references i've been thinking we TOTALLY need code names when we invade SS, why? Because they're awesome that's why
>>26238722Did you miss her anger-fueled spontaneous powerup against Hiyori? She still is, its just toned down because she doesn't have to constantly act tough in front of a bunch of other potentially hostile Arrancar 24/7.
>>26238760>yfw crit master III is counting 1d1 rolls
>>26238744>>26238750>>26238778A single instance, but ya it's what made me realize she'd been lacking in that area (to be fair though she screamed bloody murder when it hit).Granted she hasen't gotten to speak much though so her confrontational attitude hasen't had much of a chance to come through I guess.
>>26238727Why can't modern video games have characters like him as the lead? I want over the top hack and slash games sans the angst. As Devil May Cry is most likely dead, there is a void in my heart.
>>26238722Eh, she seemed pretty aggressive when fighting Hiyori.Maybe it's because unlike Aizen, Ichigo has no interest in soldiers, also actually gives a fuck.
>>26238760Maybe a time limit? Up to one 20 past the 10th roll within the first 3 minutes?
>>26238740>Snake cunnilingus>Not ghost cunnilingusDo you even WOOOOO OOOOO
>>26238722Well she obviously doesn't direct it against us because:1. We're her boss who she has a massive crush on.and 2. Harrabiel would not tolerate such disrespect towards us even before her transformation.
>>26238760It would make more sense to have Crit master III just give us a 20, once per thread. It would be super useful, but not to the point of dominating a fight. Unless it spanned two or three threads.But, I shudder to think what it would require to get. Cause all the crit master perks have been in response to rolls.
>>26238823to be frank; it is technically both
>>26238800Ezio from Assissin's creed was pretty non angsty.
16,19vs20You move, trying to keep quiet, and distance yourself from her. When a minute passes, she opens her eyes and looks around, moving in what seems to be a simulation of someone patrolling the entrance of what would probably be a gate. She pauses for a minute when she looks in your direction but then continues on with her patrol.When you think that you’ve figured out a pattern, you move as fast and stealthily as you can behind her and prepare to attack her, only to have your arm grabbed and quickly pinned behind your back, her other arm just as quickly closing in around your throat, though she doesn’t tighten. “Like this, I have disabled you and prevented you from calling out for help by injuring your throat. From he I can knock out the enemy and continue on my way after hiding the body. Or maybe I use it as a prop, dressed as the enemy, to sneak my way in. Or even have someone to interrogate later for information.“Either way, you might be decent at fighting untrained humans hand-to-hand, but you don’t have any of the discipline to sneak up upon others or subdue them quietly. Not yet.”Neliel lets you go, stepping back and staring at you resolutely.“If you give me all of today, I can teach you all I can. It just depends on how serious you are towards this mission. Do you have the dedication to see everything through to the end?”>You have control
Don't look back, keep going forward.Dedicate day to CQC sneakiness.
>>26238857a 1x5 sounds more our speed.
>>26238800Bayonetta wasn't really angsty
>>26238777>Guarding Strawberry (Ichigo)>Voluptuous Shark (Bel)>Eager Doe (Apacci) >Amazonian Lioness (Rose)>Sophisticated Snake (Sung-Sun)>Raging Dyke (Chizuru)
>>26238855No, I have the RESOLVE!!
>>26238855Nod seriously. "Will do. What gave me away?"
>>26238882I'm pretty sure we got that before, in one of the really early threads.
>>26238855Yeah, let's do this.
>>26238855>Do you have the dedication to see everything through to the end?Yes.Take all the time that is needed for this.
>>26238855Teach me, Boss-sensei!
>>26238855Teach me, Boss!
>>26238923I'm ready, Boss!
>>26238855Yes, we're as serious as a snake.
>>26238909>>26238923>OFW Nel disappears at the end of the op>OFW she surfaces later in Hueco Mundo, leading a group of Arrancars against us>OFW we beat her, killing her, with the same techniques she teaches us today
>>26238966Shut up Aizen.
>>26238855"My girlfriend could have gotten the death sentence or become an experimental test subject. What do you think?"
>>26238966operation goat eater is go
>>26238966You can't kill someone with a stamina defeat.
>>26238966OFW we kill Vandenriches and gather together people who only wish to fight>OFW we are Outer Heaven, the new afterlife
>>26238966All as part of some elaborate plan to make us strong enough to defeat Aizen or something?Eh, I'm just not seeing it. Not nearly enough emotional attachment between us to make something like that really hit home.
I know you guys are all super stoked to be Strawberry Snake or whatever, but remember we're storming the central prison, not sneaking into Lab 12.Also remember we're with a team, not solo, and we'll also need to learn some Kido if we're to blend in with Squad 4 for long (also dye ours and Hime's hair).
>>26238855*Bow to sensei*"You have my blood, sweat, and passion today; Neliel-Sensei"
>>26238855"Yes, I do. I will expose Aizen for the traitorous dog he is. I will find Momo and rescue her from her captors. And I will bring everyone back home to celebrate our victory. I want to try to prevent enemy casualties as much as possible, though, which is why I came to you. I have faith in my skill with the sword, but a giant cleaver isn't very suited for non-lethal takedowns. So please teach me, Neliel-sensei."
>>26238886Ichigo's full-name can mean "Black-clad Avenger".
>>26239007Yeah, she's seemed to largely over her attraction to us, which is kinda weird honestly.>>26239028nah
>>26239020SS has people like Renji and Yachiru running around, I don't think odd hair really stands out that much, that fact that we look near identical to Kaien Shiba might be a bit more apparent. I say we shave our hair off instead
Question: When a human is killed in the land of the living, they are sent to the Soul Society.When they are killed by a Hollow, they're absorbed.When a Shinigami is killed, they are sent to the recycle bin for reincarnation.(all barring Quincy intervention)So what happens to a human in the Soul Society if they die?
Two covers coming in either this thread or next.
>>26239055If we have to find out, it might cause a glitch in reality.
>>26239055Reincarnated in human world. Shinigami are the minority soul in Soul Society.
>>26239046Whatever we do, we need SOME disguise in case we run into Shiro.It's quite possible he may not have been punished for being captured or something of that nature, and may have talked about us to the authorities and mentioned our appearance.
>>26239055Possibly it's treated as the same thing as a shinigami being killed, because the gate turns them into spirit stuff.
>>26239055I thought when shinigami die in soul society they turn into reshi and become part of SS, i assume it's the same for humans as well
>>26239055If they're alive then they reappear as souls somewhere else in the SS, if they're dead then the same thing that happens to shinigami.
>>26239045Too many girls at a time would get us overwhelmed.Also maybe she's only interested in single dudes.
>>26239083I honestly expect Ichigo dying to and then returning to the fight to come up at some point. Honestly be disappointed if it doesn't
>>26239082Eh, their spirit bodies might decay and become reishi, but the core 'them' reincarnates I think?That's why execution via soukyoku or whatever that phoenix spear is, is such a big deal, since it obliterates you from the cycle of reincarnation.
>>26239098*shrug* that shouldn't allow her to master her physical attraction, in a day, especially since we are still going around shirtless.
>>26239123Well it's not like we're going to ask her.
>>26239106"Here... here I have infinite lives!"
>>26239131Nah, only two
>>26239123She might just be disgusted and turned off of us from last nights talk.
>>26239123She can serious the fuck up when necessary. When there is important training to be done its not surprising that she doesn't let it affect her.
>YesYou don’t break eye contact, giving her a resolute nod of your head. “I can’t fail here. I will expose Aizen for the monster he is. I will find Momo and rescue her from her captors. And I will bring everyone back home to celebrate our victory. I want to try to prevent enemy casualties as much as possible, though, which is why I came to you. I have faith in my skill with the sword, but a giant cleaver isn't very suited for non-lethal takedowns.”You stand up, brushing yourself off. “So, please teach me everything you can, Neliel. But, what was it that game me away?”Neliel gives you a smirk. “Honestly? Practice. I saw you from a while away and I heard your footsteps as you approached, but what was most important was my Sixth Sense, trained and honed from years and years of combat experience allowed me to notice your presence, as hidden as it is, and react without looking.”She walks up to you, dragging your body into an unfamiliar stance. “So, we’re going to start by getting rid of those bad habits of yours and work from there. Let’s get started.”>roll me 1d10+6, and I will take the highest of the first three rolls, crit master does not apply.
Rolled 3 + 6>>26239155
>>26238777Cleaver Snake (Ichigo)Hibiscus Turtle (Orihime)Armour Kyloe (Chad)Desire Dog (Chizuru)Spectacle Chameleon (Keigo)Whisperer Beetle (Mizuiro)Archer Peacock (Ishida)Boxer Dragon (Tatsuki)Flasher Cat (Yoruichi)Butcher Serpent (Hiyori)Lancer Antelope (Neliel)Razor Shark (Harribel)Broadsword Lion (Mila Rose)Sai Anaconda (Sung-Sun)Chakram Stag (Apacci)
Rolled 8 + 6>>26239155
Rolled 1 + 6>>26239155
Rolled 9 + 6>>26239155And so dance instructions/ murder sneaking starts... get ready to embrace the awkward.
Rolled 3 + 6>>26239155Stealth... probably isn't our forte.
>>26239164haha, yes, this needs to be a thing
>>26239175...Really glad crit master doesn't apply.
>>26239182I'm secretly hoping that if we do any of the filler or movie arcs, we go to Valhalla instead of hell
>>26239221fingers crossed that Gin turns out to be our Ocelot
>>26239246the journey through Kenpachi's Inner World?
>>26239268Not implausible that Ichigo would show up there at some point. Hell, Ken's shown up in Ichigo's in canon.
>>26239246We should just try to make the long ways away end goal making our own afterlife.
>>26239164So are these MGS codenames, or MegamanX Robot Masters?
>>26239283That wasn't actually him, though, just a representation of him in Ichigo's mind. He didn't physically disappear from the 11th Squad barracks and then return a few minutes later, a bit confused and with a raging battle-boner.
>>26239164we're using these on our Virtuous Mission
>>26239331I know. I just like to imagine that Ken wanders around other people's Inner Worlds fucking with them when they're trying to commune with their zanpakutos.
>>26239320Why not both?Need a better one for Ichigo, though. I went for Snake because he's the protagonist (also penis jokes), but between Sung-Sun and Hiyori that's /three/ snakes in one gang (incidentally, Butcher Serpent is a fucking awesome name).
>>26239164This needs to happen. Now we just need a group codename. Besides Spooky Ghost Club, I mean.
>>26239268>Swordception with KenpachiI wonder what that would be like.
>>26239320They sound like robot masters to me.>hasn't played MGS
>>26239366There can only be one snake and one boss, good sir.
>>26239367I liked eXorcism when it was mentioned ages ago
>>26239370Provided we'd ever be able to do that, it would most likely be an empty void since his Zanpakuto hasen't awakened.... god help us if they reveal his Shikai by the time we make it to Soul Society though.
I think cleaver horse might be a good alternative. Cause a king and his horse...
>>26239370Well, we have no idea for now.Like we don't know if his zanpaktou talked to him because Kenpachi finally stopped holding backOr if it was because he showed genuine remorse for killing someone.
>>26239376>hasn't played MGSYou get out. You get out and play MGS3 right this instant. You'll thank me later.
>>26239402both, knowing Kubo
>>26239381...dude, there were like three at once, at one point. Solid, Liquid and Solidus. Four, if you consider the then-missing Big Boss to be Punished Snake.
>>26239386That reminds me, I'm a little bummed that we didn't set off vs X-cution arc early, because those guys are just... kind of sad when you get to high power levels.
>>26239399Cleaver STALLION. Fuck yes. Penis joke, sex drive joke, and character reference, all rolled into one.
I can't tell you how happy I am that the Chizuru thing from last night was a ruse.also we totally need more Bleach Quest fan art. There will never be enough.
Or how about Strawberry Ray or Rey de las Fresas.
>>26239427They're basically Jojo characters.
>>26239447Partially a ruse.I think she may be gunning for 'best friend' rank.
>>26239427Well, we DID meet Tsukishima right at the start of the quest. Remember how he helped us defeat our inner hollow after we rolled all those 1's? And how he helped us subdue Momo when she went Hollow for the first time? He was the perfect wingman for us when we tried to get both Hime and Momo to be our girlfriends, too. Man, he's such a bro.
>>26239465Yeah but the only ones who had a particularly hard time beating them were the Kuchiki siblings.
>>26239479I know right.People keep trying to forget he was there to make Ichigo look better. Its kind of sad, really. Our best bro deserves better.
>>26239465aren't Jojo characters horrendously powerful and creative about it too, though?
>>26239479Alright, most of them are kind of sad when you get to high power levels.Also our friends need to learn them some Bringer Light to boost their movements.
>>26239366Go for what his name means literally: Black-clad Avenger.
>>26239494Nothing unusual there really.
>>26239426Its a quote from the Boss.
>>26239494Johnny Snow only won because his opponent went full retard, plus Facebook was stupidly badass.
>>26239531She got distracted by the stuffed animals and forgot how to try.Sad.
>>26239473Chad would have something to say abut that, except, well, you know...
>>26239549Facebook vs Byakuya was awesome, nothing says MANLY like punching a hole in someones chest with your bankai
>>26239447I'm working on it. Don't worry....just not for the last two days because reasons.
>>26239569If Tsukishima could see Byakuya's past, he really should have known that Byakuya is exactly the kind of person who'd kill his best friend because duty and also honor.
>>26239569One of my favorite fights in Bleach.Retroactively setting and activating traps.
Rolled 1 + 6>>26239569Who you think is one of your closest friends, no less. Byakuya...stone cold.
>>26239558Let's fix that
>>26239592That's probably why they had Byakuya fight him.
>>26239592He didn't. He just cut his sword, and retroactively knew how Byakuya fought with it.
>>26239402"Yachiru, the name of the only person I ever cared about"He was likely pretty remorseful.And Kubo says HAPPY VALENTINES DAY.
>>26239615So the Soul Society already knew all about X-Cution ahead of time?There's still so many things about that arc that I don't get.
>>26239414not him, but I cant handle the terrible aiming controls in the game.unless there's some way to move around while aiming that is
>>26239638most likely because it was a garbage throw away arc and was only used as an excuse to revisit an already finished series.
>>26239633How much you want to bet the rest of the fourth jumped in after to save her life.
>>26239669Eh, I give her a 1/5 chance of surviving that fight.
>>26239665No it started pretty fucking strong at the start then it had a filler ending and the captains showed up.
>>26239654>Aiming>In MGSThe aiming controls are shit because its supposed to be a stealth game. If you're shooting outside of a boss battle or one of the few scripted fights, you're doing it wrong. Being able to move and shoot while aiming would make to way too easy to just run-and-gun.
>8+6>14 (hours)It starts of with basics, as she teaches you basic stances, beating their importance into by efficiently taking you down in moments if you get it wrong. When you move, it has to be with silent grace or she takes you down. Slowly but surely, she beats the old Karate and street-smart combat skill out of you, slowly carving in her style of close quarters combat. You’re forced to make your movements silent and decisive.When you reach the point that she calls ‘barely’ competent’ Neliel gives you a smirk and then spends the next while trying to sneak up on you, reinforcing your ability to predict sneak attacks and keep situational awareness. You can tell she’s toning down her skills, but it still isn’t easy.Eventually, you find yourself dragged into a relentless waltz of stealth, close quarters combat and intuition that never seems to end. Your body, human as it is, struggles to keep going but you can’t get enough. Each time, you try to better yourself a little. (1/2)
>>26239726But, after a certain point, you reach the point where not even your body can withstand it anymore and collapse. Neliel walks up to you and picks you up, draping your arm cross her shoulder. She supports you until she sets you down next to a large boulder and you leans against it.As you try to catch your breath, she hands you a drink, helping you drink it in small sips. When you’re finished you feel a little strength return as she smiles proudly at you. “You’ve accomplished more than I dared expect. You’ve done well, My student. Rest, for now. Tomorrow is another day that awaits us.”You give her a weak nod as her smile softens as she leans back against the boulder next to you as you drift off to sleep. You can’t but wonder… why was it that her smile looked so sad in that moment?When you wake up, you’re in Urahara’s shop and it’s morning. Your body feels bit still, but not at all sore. Your friends are gathered around as you sleep in a cot, Neliel reading a book beside you before closing it and looking at you. “Ichigo. Good morning. I do believe today was the day that was decided upon for everyone to relax, correct?”Orihime bends over and helps you up. “So, where should we go for the day, Ichigo?”>The Mall>The Park>Write in
>>26239732Shit we already burned out our three days? Fuck.>Beach anyone?
>>26237738Let's remember to bring Lilynette along!We need to get those two some more friends, dammit.
>>26239732>why was it that her smile looked so sad in that momentWell shit.Hopefully it could just be because she hates violence, and she's aiding us in applying it stealthily.
>>26239732Group day at the park! Bring lawn chairs, picanic baskets, and frisbees!
>>26239773[betrayal flags intensify]
>>26239732>THE BEACHIt's time, people.Time for ice cream at the beach!
>>26239717>If you're shooting outside of a boss battle or one of the few scripted fightswhich are the parts I get my ass thoroughly kicked
>>26239726>>26239732>shotgun to the back foreshadowingCalled it; hoping it's a ruse though for something even crazier.>Voting beach because reasons.Although it can be pretty tiering. Maybe park?
>>26239732>The MallEveryone gets to pick out stuff they like. Ishida probably more so.Afterwards, maybe one of them public baths?
>>26239765Well there's that place off Ocean Avenue
>>26239732>>The MallIs the mall still what we call the warehouse or was it nowhere.
Well we never bothered to try and learn Kido... if we do go Squad 4 and get pulled in to help out, we are proper fucked.
>>26239842it's simple, we pick squad 11, ichigo is such a battle nut we'll fit in fine
>>26239825Holy fuck, she trained the everloving shit out of us.
>We missed the ice cream date with our sistersGoddammit.Invite them to go along, whatever happens. Let them bond with Lilynette for a bit.
>>26239789Yeah maybe just the park.Keep it simple.
>>26239856whoops, that was meant to say tomorrow evening.My bad.
>>26239732>The MallFood, shopping, arcades, all in one spot.
>>26239825jeez TWO new skill trees?I figured control would effect stealth being to hide your teriyaki and all that
>>26239773Another possibility is that she doesn't see us as strong enough to win against Aizen.>>26239842Say that we just started and haven't been taught any healing Kido yet.
>>26239881I imagine it does, but stealth is about much more than just hiding your teriyaki.
>>26239851Ishida would have already made the costumes, so that won't fly.>>26239856FUCKYa we need to do this; at the very least tonight.>>26239792she's with Ishidas teamShe is the most powerful member of that teamI fucking WARNED you people...
>>26239825>CQC is its own stat now
>>26239875Ok, we go Beach tonight (or just have the crew vote on it. It's only fair)Dinner with the family at homeSisters out for IcecreamConsecrate our relationship with Hime tonight at her place because the stakes are super high... end of the world/ pre-battle type of thingVisit our family in the morning and say our goodbyes
>>26239732Hmmmm...The Mall would let us introduce our new arrancar friends to more awesome food and some actual clothes.Also shenanigans.>Mallbut not OUR Mall. the Real one.
>>26239875So that would be tonight, after the day of relaxation, right? Good.Go to the park with picnic baskets. Bring some games everyone can play too.
>>26239965>>26239732Quick trip to the mall, then the beach?But if there's fireworks somehow, the park.
>>26239965Oh man, I can't wait until the Arrancar run into NotJay and NotSilentBob.
>>26239732>Sad smileI FUCKING KNEW IT. SHE'S GONNA PULL A BOSS. Either that or attack Aizen head on. Be prepared for that - we'll need to prevent it.
>>26239732Park. I want everyone to have a fun relaxing day in the sun. Giant groups at malls means someone could get lost and they're pretty taxing.Park means we can stay as one big group.
>>26240004Do you think we're capable of that?She can sneak rings around us.
>>26239596Same reason he could execute Rukia: Duty comes first.Tsukishima should have inserted himself as "a member of Squad 0."
>>26239875Cosgrove, could you tell us how strong our friends are?
>>26239900Look, things are going to be shaken up when we get to the Soul Society and meet a couple people.Also, Mayuri is even more a danger to her than the rest of the group.
>>26239794This! Wait, the arrancars know only the desert. They don't know how to swim!
>>26240004If she pulls a boss, that means she was still on our side the whole time, but her triple agent plot with Urahara backfires.
>>26240026We could beat her head on though. Still'd be a tough fight though.
>>26240026Probably not. But we have to try. And if we can't stop her, then by God we will stand with her.
>>26240049>implying that will stop bel
>>26240026Nig did you even play MGS3
>>26240038We should probably ask Yoruichi for an honest evaluation. Obviously this is a mixed power level group...
>>26240004We did tell Urahara that she used to work for Aizen right?Was he just too distracted by the hougyoku to listen?
>>26240049>They don't know how to swim!I imagine Bel would, being a shark. Instinct and all that.But for the others this might be hilarious.
>>26240049Which is the perfect for Ichigo to teach Starr... I mean the hollows... how to swim.
>>26240085I cannot see Starrk swimming.Floating, maybe. Swimming no.
>>26240078>Apacci runing into the surf when the tide pulls back, then running away screaming when it comes back in at ankle height>She keeps doing this
>>26240085>Lily and the sisters using Starrk as a surfboard
>>26240071I'm implying that we'd have to give them swimming lessons.You are now imagining us helping apaccilearn to swim.
>>26240065namefag pls, we aren't throwing our life away for something idiotic.Besides she's probably training us to kill her when Aizen reminds her about her fraccion hostages,
>>26240093Floating face-down in the ocean. Lilynette sits on his back, using him like a kind of raft with her sword as a paddle.
>>26240100>>26240102beach it is.
>>26240062Are you sure?We BARELY beat Hallibel in her Vasto form, and we haven't really powered up since then. Nel is still an ex-Espada, she'd probably kick our ass right now.
>>26239732>Beachbecause all the adorable moments that can happen
>>26240093So we bring him an inner tube and teach Lily how to swim him around.
>>26240093>>26240085>Tie Starrk to boogie board>Is swept out in a riptide>Doesn't even careseriously though I like imagining he and Chad have been getting well accounted. Seems like they'd get along well.
>>26240093Drowning, maybe.>>26240100god damnit littlest arrancar that could.Okay- Mall, to get real clothes and swimsuits and food, then beach for the rest of the day?
>>26240112Damnit, I kept forgetting to ask her about them.Though Hueco Mundo is a big place, and Bawabawa can move really fast.
>>26240124>>26240102>>26240100>Hime in a bikiniAlso we need to go to the mall first and get the Arrancar swimwear.
>seems like beach has the most support, with the park and mall with a bit less.>HmmWriting.
>>26239546its that suppose to be Faceless Void?if it is then its pretty cool.
>>26240112if that happens, we knock her ass out and use our newfound sneakiness to rescue them
>>26240112Just thinking IC. Would our Ichigo just stand by and watch his archnemesis kill one of his allies?I mean, I agree with you that it's stupid. But Ichi seems to have a habit of throwing himself headlong into harm's way for his friends.
>>26240151But Cosgrove, we need to hit the mall first for swimwear.... maybe end the night with fireworks in the park.
>>26240153It's supposed to be that hammerhead Arrancar.
>>26240151No, we have to go to the mall to get food and proper attire for the beach in the first place!
>>26240062I'd rather have Bankai under our belt before trying though.
>>26240151Oh god he saved that...
>>26240159Technically we could always attack her first.
>>26240120>haven't really powered upDid you just miss the fucking ton of xp we just got?Besides, by the time we /probably/ have to fight her we'll have bankai and a level or two in other things (resurreccion?)
>>26240173I made more than just that one
>Did you want to bring your sisters along?
>>26240151I think it morphed into grabbing food and swimsuits at the mall on the way to the beach, but spend most of the day at the beach.Also, Bel has to somehow acquire a surfboard and turn out to be a prodigy. That's so in character that it hurts.
>>26240209yes, if they'd like
>>26240159We haven't linked with her and we have to live for our girlfriends and family, canon Ichigo is basically dead now. If she attacks Aizen, which I doubt, we'll just grab her. Although I believe she'll attack us.
>>26240100>Mila-Rose refuses to swim, citing hair-care>Sung-sun does...i dunno>Lilynette builds an entire sandcastle on top of Starrk>Bel is smiling openly with her surgical mask down because she's finally kind of home
>>26240209Sure, why not. That way we don't have to ditch the group to spend time with them later. And they get to meet Lilynette.
>>26240209Are still going to have enough time for ice cream with them later and is it a schoolday?
>>26240209>>26240209I think a nice family moment tonight would be better, but I don't know if I could deny them a day with us when we haven't been home for weeks...
>>26240209Family GO! The need to meet and befriend lily être
>>26240209Why not? Give them an invite and bring them back home in time like the responsible big brother that Ichigo is.
>>26240220If they want
>>26240232>that last lineHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>26240228>Use her own non-lethal takedown against her, Garganta-NOPE the fuck out of there."That is NOT WHY I TAUGHT YOU THAT!"
>>26240244They are so getting kidnapped or something now that you jinxed it.
>>26240159this Ichigo would just prevent stupidity instead of putting the option of unwinnable fights on the table
>>26240209Yeah sure why not
>>26240209Can we bring dad along?
>>26240261"you taught me skills. I learned reasons to use them"
>>26240261We should use Garganta to NOPE out of more things. But instead of punching a hole in reality, we just kind of ease backwards through it.>conversation gets awkward>story/movie gets 2spookyThink of the possibilities!
>>26240285He probably has to work.
>>26240297>We do this>Slowly ease back into it>screamer moment where a huge creepy looking Hollow grabs us and pulls us in without arning
>>26240285He's got the clinic to run I think. Also, do you REALLY want our father's antics exposed to the group at large twice in an many days?
>>26240285If he wants. Pretty sure he's going to be tied up with the clinic though.
>>26240266Not if Chad or the Arrancars have anything to say about it.Hmm... actually, they may decide to just sit on Chad's shoulders and Keigo gets stuck with Lilynette, like before.
>>26240328>implying it's not Harribel pulling us into Mexico for...training
>>26240285Bel and the Beasts need some more time away from him
>>26240347Yes, exactly like that gif. Anybody got the vectored one?
>>26240363That gives a whole new and terrifying meaning to "shark attack".
>>26240209Eh, if we do then we'll likely spend it with them instead of any social link grinding.Which isn't a bad thing in and of itself, but we're already doing ice cream.
>Why not all three?You look at her. “I’d like to maybe relax at the beach for a while, but we’d need to grab some swimwear and food and things from the mall. I’m pretty sure that a nearby park is doing fireworks at night, so we could do that too. You guys mind if I bring my sisters along? They’d probably enjoy having a day out, especially after I’ve been gone for such a long time.”After a few moments, it seems like nobody is unwilling to let your sisters come along. You quickly dial the house and ask, both agreeing., however your father can’t come, having to take care of the clinic.When they arrive at Urahara’s, each with a bag, Urahara hands you a roll of cash. “Well, technically you’re owed a bounty because of several of the hollows you killed, so this should be more than enough to get you what you need, alright?”You give him a thankful nod. “Aren’t you coming?”He pauses and shrugs. “Why not?”Soon enough he and his employees have locked up the shop and are walking with you and your friends to the mall.When you get there, Keigo pulls on your sleeve. “Hey, Ichigo, come with me! There’s a store that has an edition of Bad Shield I don’t have yet and I’d like to get some new glasses. What do you say?”>Go with Keigo>Stay with sisters>Write in
>>26240384>"Where's Ichigo?">"in his room dad">goes upstairs>door is locked>sign reads "beach closed, shark attack"
>>26240420>Go with Keigosisters have their own social links to build
>>26240397fix'd>>26240344We haven't seen much of him in a while and considering our recent bullshit and this morning; we owe him that much.never did get "the talk", so here's my take:http://pastebin.com/NBLg0L69
So!Early day, we bring Starrk and Lilynette over to eat ice cream with our sisters.Evening, we go to the beach.That sound fine with everyone?>>26239952>consecrate our relationship...Have you never read fiction?That sort of thing is like begging /tg/ dice to have Ichigo die.
>>26240420"Sure i promised to get you a new pair of glasses anyways."
>>26240384>>26240423Oh god. Dammit 'Bel. Rape caves are supposed a DOLPHIN thing.
>>26240420>Go with Keigo
>>26240420>Other>Introduce sisters to Lilynette, Go with KeigoWe dump on the guy a lot, I think he deserves a break.
>>26239952Do you mean "consumate"?
Rolled 19, 17 = 36>>26240420Go with Keigo: Aizen Social Link go!
>>26240458Maybe he wants to get married.
>>26240420>Go with KeigoHe did mention his eyes hurting after using his powers. Maybe he needs a better pair of glasses?
>>26240420>Go with KeigoKeigo is like the one party member we've flat-out ignored. Granted, that is kind of our thing, but he's part of our super-group now.
>>26240391I don't know. Karin (at what, 12 years old?) could see hollows in cannon. Can't take too much of a push from us for her to develop her powers comically early. (we are under no circumstance taking her into real combat, but it'd probably be a good thing to start training her to fight weak hollows etc.). Yuzu would obviously take more effort, but she'd probably love the idea of becoming Don Whatsits Ally In Justice!
>>26240420>Introduce sisters to the rest of the group, notably Lilynette>Go with KeigoAlso, is Hiyori here?
>>26240420>Urahara at the beachEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!You have pleased me to the point where I am squealing like the girl I am.>>26240420>Ya alright. It's been a while since we hung out one on one... and I DID say I'd try and get you some new glasses so you don't get an aneurism.
>>26240474We've spent even less time with Mizuiro, I think.
>>26240474We've not been paying much attention to Mizuiro or Chad either.
>>26240454Agreement on this, First ensure the girl's have a guardian, and then go with Keigo.
>>26240469Well she IS perfect. I don't think Japan recognizes teen polygamy though.
>>26240447Dolphins truly are the evilest creatures in the world.
>>26240477>is Hiyori here?Hiyori. At the beach. Where everyone is wearing sandals. And there are unattended sandals everywhere.Unlimited Ammo cheat active. Ichigo's face status: destroyed.
>>26240420>Tell sisters to introduce themselves, and that you'll be right back>Then go with KeigoAlso, I'd like to say that I'm really thankful for a restful moment in this thread...we need to unwind a short while, at the very least.
>>26240420Keigo; make sure it's quick (ask if maybe Chad and Mizuro wants to come)Meet back up with the teamWatch Hime try on bathing suits
>>26240494Can we invite the other Vizards?
>>26240498'Hime is human world wifeMomo is SS wifeHarribel is Hueco Mundo wife
>>26240523Next time. Besides, I have a feeling the other vizards are prepping an operation of their own.
So...The basic idea we all seem to be uniting behind is to get our little sisters introduced to Lilynette, and then go and help Keigo out?
>>26240528And Chizuru is...? Our placeholder while with our other wives?
>>26240523No, they're still wary.
>>26240447Speaking of 'Bel, we need to hang out with her more. I mean, we are supposed to be her leader, right?
>>26240544Best girlbro.Chad is best dudebro.
Huh.Vizards are actually pretty decent fellows - seems they've not gone into hiding after all!
>>26240528we get a quincy wife in the ice palace later on?Of course we do
>>26240550Very true. It's been a busy few days, weeks, whatever it's been though...
>>26240553What are we going for, then?>>26240550Yes.Yes we do.There is always the beach and such, of course.
>>26240550Get out, we can't do everything at once. Keigo first
>>26240550Keigo has been our friend for at least a decade. Dude deserves some of our time.As for Bel and the Tres, we DID do the message thing a while ago and Bel's pretty quiet. So is Rose who I don't think we've heard talk yet.
>>26240550It's still morning, dude. We've got all day for that. Plus, she's on our team in Soul Society, IIRC.
>>26240550We haven't exactly been neglecting her. We only came back from Hueco Mundo with her three days ago, even though I know it seems like way longer.Plus, we did assist when Hime was giving her that massage. She seemed to appreciate that greatly.
>>26240550We also need to at least ask Neliel about her subordinates, so her future betrayal doesn't come as a complete surprise.
>>26240608What was the decision of the teams, anyway?
>>26240420Keigo>inb4 Yuzu gets Nel, Bel, Apacci, and Orihime on board being part of a harem
>>26240604>at least a decadeActually I think it's only like 2 years.
Is Yoruichi with the group? This is important.Also we should give Urahara the extra cash we end up with. Least we can do; even if he is a tool, he's hooked us up with a lot of help and equipment.>>26240630Check the archive from last night.
>>26240637>Yuzu>our 12 year old sister...
>>26240665Yoruichi is the muscle on our support team.
I think you know what to do.
>>26240623We don't KNOW if she'd betray us...
>>26240665>Also we should give Urahara the extra cash we end up with. Least we can do; even if he is a tool, he's hooked us up with a lot of help and equipment.We should take him aside at some point and just tell him "Thanks, man." for everything he's done for us.
>>26240675I meant in the mall with us.Also I thought Starrk was on Support for bodyguard duties.
>>26240665The cash was all Urahara's to begin with. No apartment complex for us.
>>26240687He is, crazy cat lady is there for strategry
>>26240694Read higher up in the threadLot's of support for doing it for real
>>26240677Acquire ice cream?
>>26240686>>26240665"So... you're thanking and paying me back by giving me a fraction of the money I gave you earlier today... I appreciate the gesture Ichigo, but I... forget it."
>>26240719Oh, future planning. In that case sounds good, but do make sure we're bullet resistant of not proof first.
>>26240675Wouldn't that be Starrk?
>>26240745I think we're technically a lich right now
>KeigoYou look at Yuzu and Karin. “Now be polite and introduce yourselves. These are all my friends.”You give Keigo a nod and the two of you go off to>The glasses store>The movie place Keigo talked about
>>26240759Glasses firstBusiness before pleasure
>>26240725This. He just handed us a roll of bills he fished out of the money sack like it was allowance money...
>>26240681No, but she's certainly being set up that way.Though I really don't see how she'd have any opportunity to send reports to Aizen and receive any orders.
>>26240745If Blut can stop a Captain's sword, it can sure as shit stop anything up to, and probably including, a heavy machine gun.
>>26240759Glasses first, then movie.
Page 9 guys
>>26240759>The glasses storeBusiness first.
>>26240759Glasses first, for all we know, the ones he has could make him go blind or something.
>>26240774Between blut and high speed regeneration, i dont think a heavy machine is much of a problem to us
>>26240759>The glasses storeSo that once Urahara and Hiyori gets a glimpse, their bug-eyed frozen reactions would photographed.
>>26240759>The glasses storeLet's get business out of the way first.
>>26240759Hey Cosgrove, is Yoruichi with us or did Urahara leave her at the shop?Also Glasses first. We might meet up with some other friends at the movie store in a bit.
>>26240791Well, we can only Regen when we're in Hollow form. And if we're in Hollow form, then we're also in Spirit form, which means the bullets would just pass right through us anyway unless they were spiritually charged.
>people saying glasses storeYou realize we risk seeing Aizen there right?
>>26240817All according to Keigo's keikaku.
>>26240832You have made me a very happy woman.So ready for the fun... Speaking of which, what page are we on? Want to milk this for as long as we can before shit gets too real.
If we had a recording of Aizen's voice, do you think Keigo could make his voice sound like Aizen's with his illusions? And also make himself look even more like Aizen
>>26240774Oh, I thought we wanted to show up on the news. We'd need to go corporeally to do that.
>>26240860it's a jokebecause Aizen wears glassesso he might be shopping for somein the human world like a normal persona puppetmaster ghost god shopping for eyewear like an average joe is entertaining because you would not expect it
>>26240860We're giving Aizen glasses, thus we will see Aizen. Alternatively, we'll see the first hints of Aizen's god complex.As a final option, we can get a copy of the newest badshield to give to Aizen if we run into him. It might distract him long enough for us to escape.
>yfw Keigo is actually Kyoka Suigetsu
>>26240853Nine, not that it matters much since this has long been archived.
>>26240884>not stating that Auzen probably is Keigo
>>26240888*giving Keigo glasses
>>26240873We can still use Blut in our human body. Its a Quincy power.Quincies are basically superheroes, when they aren't busy being nazis or dressing up as magical girls. If we do rip off the mob as Kamen Rider, we're going to be using Blut and Hirenkyaku liberally.
Are we still wearing Urahara's power-suppression bracelet thingamajig, by the way?
>GlassesYou walk with him to the glasses store where he begins to look around. As you walk around with him, chatting lightly over his different interests.Finally, he finds three sets of glasses he likes.“Hey, Ichigo, any of these are probably good, but which do you think I look best with?”>A brown, square framed pair>Round, red framed pair>Wrap-around sunglasses
>>26240897Just asked because Cosgrove said this is the end of XXX which means that when 31 hits it's off to /ss/ and the trip out is over.Which sucks for me because I enjoy this slice of like stuff and I'm nervous about the upcoming arc.
>>26240928>Wrap-around sunglassesI find this hilarious. Especially if he Aizens up.
>>26240906Huh, thought it was weaker in the flesh than in spirit form. Never mind muyo objection then.
>>26240928>Wrap-around sunglassesThere we go; we need him to have his hands free when we introduce him to people.
>>26240928>A brown, square framed pairOh shi- voting
>>26240928>The brown ones frame your face pretty well and they even match your hair... but those wrap arounds are amazingly badass... You said you can only use your powers if you look through the lenses right? The wrap around ones might be better for that... although I'm not sure how the tint will affect your abilities? maybe give em a spin?"
>>26240928>A brown, square framed pairFor maximum keikaku.
>>26240928Wrap-arounds for the beach AND the brown pair for school/daily use.
>>26240928>A brown, square framed pair
>>26240928>A brown, square framed pairmatches his hair
Guys, no to the brown frames after the wrap arounds break, he'll pick up Aizen's discarded pair
>>26240928>A brown, square framed pairOnce him and Aizen meet, I'm going to piss myself.
>>26240928>A brown, square framed pairCmon Cos, this isn't even a choice.Although those wrap-around sunglasses seem pretty cool...Why not both?
>>26240983THIS! WE NEED BOTH!
>>26240928>A brown, square framed pairThese for using powers>Wrap-around sunglassesThese for the beach today
>>26240873Didn't it get sealed by Urahara's bracelet
>>26240928Whatever makes him look more Aizen like. So the first one.Yes, metagaming.
>>26240928>A brown, square framed pairOnly these. Aizen kept wearing them for sentimentality.
>>26241026Well, yes. But he's gonna take that OFF at some point. We're not planning on going and stomping the mob RIGHT NOW.
>>26240973Ya he uses both lenses... the wrap arounds might be good, but they're probably a uniform lens. Also they're tinted, so his illusions might be darker than normal. On the plus side though he'll have a wider range of vision to use them. if the uni-lens doesn't mess with him.
>>26241039And yet he still can't manage to get a lap dance.
Guys, wraparound means he won't have to keep adjusting them all the damn time.That's pretty huge, given how he does his fighting.
>>26240996Oh shitChanging from >>26240982to this
>>26241059He'll also have to explain why he's wearing sunglasses in SS. People don't notice glasses, but if he's wearing them indoors and at night then people will start asking questions.
>>26240996Aizen's glasses must be like +5 charisma.
No browns, if Keigo sees Aizen he might just realize they look similar and stop using them which would be a bummer. On the plus side seeing Uraharas face would be priceless at the unintentional horror we just unleashed.
>>26241076Works fine for Iba.
>>26240928>A brown, square framed pairVoting so Urahara notices and starts sweating
>>26240996Mother of god...
>>26241076Tosen wears a vizard all the time, including indoors and no one calls him one looking like a douche. We'll pretend Keigo's blind.
>>26241059Yeah that seems useful.
>>26240928brown square frame is the only choice
>>26240928>Wrap-around sunglassesgotta go with maximum funny. also, peripheral illusions
>>26240928>A brown, square framed pairKeigo's gonna get all the ladies.
"Brown frames, they look so sophisticated.Though the sunglasses can't be too much more expensive, why not both?""So, how're you dealing with all of this? And how did Kai, Ishida, and Yoruichi not spill the beans about Momo, Orihime, and me? I mean I can see Orihime being tight lipped about it...but seriously."
>>26241116You want to make Isane jealous?
>Brown glasses are picked>We rescue Momo>LOOK OUT AIZEN'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU>Girlfriend stabs Keigo to death
>>26240928>implying there is more than one choice>A brown, square framed pair
Obtain all three
>>26241131OH THE IRONY!!!
>>26241085Or, he pretends to be Aizen
>/tg/ takes the easy bait because they can't let the interlude play out naturally as opposed to picking the useful one so the mission is successful.
>>26241131Keigo is 15 right now and Momo's worked for Aizen for years. Unlikely I think.
>>26241145>Implying he needs to pretend
>>26240928>Wrap-around sunglassesBecause peripheral vision, and not taking the Mystery Box this time.
>>26240928>Wrap-around sunglassesbecause >>26241059
>>26240928>A brown, square framed pairLel, Kyoka is just a solid illusion,
>>26240928Wrap-around sunglasses.If they're good enough for Old Man Zangetsu, they're good enough for Keigo.
So the brown pair and the wraparounds it is.
>>26241167This.I want this mission to succeed.So wrap arounds, provided the shades don't fuck with his powers.
>>26240928>Wrap-around sunglassesI thought we agreed to not walk into traps?
>>26241167Would mystery box be asking the story clerk to pick something else for him? That said, do not do that.
>>26240928He's already going to get a better pair of brown square-framed glasses from Aizen, so sunglasses.
>>26240928The brown ones, it's worth it
quest started too early!!glad did not missed it.
>>26240928sunglasses so they may be worn at night
>>26241207>>26241207I'm surprised so few people have figured this out.Can't have ourselves an "oh shiiiiiiit" dramatic moment can we?
>>26240928>square framed pair
>>26241207Doesn't arisen destroy his glasses?
>>26240928brown invites further Shadowruns. Must sunglasses
Just get both, you fucks. As we all know Keigo's face is so delightfully punchable.
>looks like a lot of support fro both options one and three. Alright.Writing
>>26241241Because Aizen has them and lol we can't wait for that interlude hint to come to pass, so we'll force it lol
So we've got Zangetsu's glasses and Aizen's glasses. Does the red pair sound like anyone's? Closest I can think of is Lisa's.
>>26241249can't Orihime fix them?
>>26240928>brown, square framed pair
>>26241262Aren't they Chizuru's?
>>26241264They were illusion
>>26241264Maybe? I think Momo wouldn't want them around reminding her of things though.
>>26240928We get >Wrap-around sunglasses for us. and get >A brown, square framed pairfor Keigo
>>26241310Those aren't just round, they're a specific style called teashade
>>26240928Wow, late to the party, but >brown square framed pair
I just remembered that episode of Seinfeld where Elaine's ex has those green glasses and he flips his shit when someone else wears them.
>>26241281>>26241283Nah, Chizuru's only have a frame on the bottom half of the lenses, these sound like a full frame.
>>26241323And I learned something new today. Thanks /tg/!
>>26241255Ulquiorra using his second release is better than Starrk with his first, right?
Page 1013 from the bottomhoping the day of fun can last into thread 31 so it's not cut short...
>Brown square frame pair and wraparounds.You shrug. “Eh, they aren’t that expensive, Keigo. Get both. The sunglasses will help for today at least.”He pauses and looks thoughtful. “Yeah, you’re right. Give me a second.”You shake your head. “I’ve got this, buddy.”You quickly pay for his glasses and hand them to him with them in their cases. Keigo gives you a smile. “Alright, now for bad shield!”The two of you quickly go and stop by the shop, Keigo buying yet another collector’s edition of Bad Shield. When the two of you wrap up, you go and buy some swim trunks before going to meet up with the rest of the group.Ishida, Tessai and Urahara seem to be carrying a lot of bags, though Ishida seems to be holding a checklist and looks pleased. “Ah, Kurosaki and Asano, did you pick up swimsuits for yourselves?”You both nod and he smiles. “Good, then we’re good to go to the beach.”Yuzu and Lilynette cheer together, looking pleased. Not too much longer you find yourself at the beach, friends all around. You have a couple hours before you have to leave if you want to catch the fireworks.>actions?
>>26241432Not confirmed and I don't think it would be. There's no real proof that Ulquiorra was ever on Stark's level.
>>26241432We have no evidence of that nor does it seem all that likely.
>>26241454We need to teach the Arrancar how to swim. It could... save their lives?
>>26241454>Observe friendsWhat's everyone doing?
>>26241433cosgrove always do it that way though.
>>26241454Change into swim trunks, set up beach umbrellas and towels/chairs.Get some swimming in and enjoy ourselves.
>>26241454Find and kill a dolphin with our bare hands.
>>26241454See if Starrk and Chad want to try body surfing, check out Hime in her swimsuit, build sandcastles, and generally have fun.maybe try and bury Urahara in the sand
>>26240556Her name is Bambietta Basterbine.
>>26241454In no particular orderSwimming!Swimming lessons as necessary!Volleyball!Sandcastle on Stark!Beach bumming!Moar Stuff!
>>26241507I don't know...I can't see that relationship going anywhere after we split.
>>26241511Seconding these. Also, ice cream!Try to convince the Arrancar that it's actually made from eyes.
>>26241454>Get dressed>Hit the waves>Relax>Maybe volleyball or body surfing>Sandcastles
>>26241494Kenpachi has nothing but a stunted version of his shikai and he can still take on two captains using bankai at once. Also he got killed by nothing but a few giga ceros, and Ichigo was weak as shit up until the month of training thing. It took legitimate reality warping powers to take out Stark.
Please tell me we're getting Keigo shades that have actual shutters on them. Turn the dial, illusions on.
>>26241492>maybe try and bury Urahara in the sandYES
>>26241494Not all releases are equal, especially with Arrancars. I thought Ully's was mostly impressive because it unlocked his instant regeneration, not because it made him stupid strong (it made him stronger, I grant you, but not insanity level).
>>26241522YouI like you
>>26241525I thought we were doing ice cream at the fireworks later? Eh, we can do both I guess.
>>26241522If anyone's going to do a split, it's her.hue
>Get everyone to bury Urahara in the sandALL OF MY YES I AM THROWING MONEY AT THE SCREEN TAKE IT YOUR COSGROAVENESS ANKGGM Aerkmhbher
>>26241480Sure, lets go with that. Time for more 'bel and Apacci being cute
>>26241576>Be at the beach>DON'T get ice creamHeretic.
>>26241488Really, no one else is up for this?
>>26241528>>26241553Yeah, I guess you're right. I must've been hoping he was because it'd mean with resurreccion we'd be around that level.
>>26241596>we can do both.You may have missed that bit.
>>26241480Only if we hold them in place while they paddle. You know, so they can get the motions down.>remember, go with the flow. It's not the strength of your body, but the motion of the ocean
>>26240100>this>Yoruichi randomly flirting with shy people on the beach for laughs>Hime sunbathing>Stark Sleeping>Sisters and Lilly building suncastles>Bel and the rest of the Tres trying to swim>Urahara slightly drunk and in an innertube>Chad burried in sand>Ishida reading under the umbrella
>>26241507Implying we will not getthe Q
>>26241651Watch Harribel take to the water naturally.Huh, we've not spoken much to Mila Rose and Sung Sun, we should try to engage them for a bit.Also, team volleyball.Also, Ururu, Jinta, Yuzu, Karin, & Lilynette shenanigans.
>>26241610He was still probably stronger than Harebiel though, and his cero looked to be close to soi fon's bankai in shear expoadyness.
>>26241685>beach volleyballI don't think our boners can take it.
>>26241685I don't think Rose has even said anything since we've met her and Sun has only ever laughed I believe.Chatting with them and Hime for a bit might be a good idea.Also there is no way we're NOT challenging Yoruichi to Vollyball(Bonus points if it's us and Hime vs. Yoruichi and Urahara at first)
I SIGNED UP FOR BLEACH QUEST NOT BEACH QUEST!seriously though I love this Cosgrove and you're making me miss my friends and family... and warm weather. Fuck Anchorage.
>>26241685>Also, team volleyball.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABavfazPTjo"You can be my wingman any time, Kurosaki.""Bullshit. You can be mine!"
We should defy expectations and genre-conventions and bro it up with the dudes.
>>26241720Bonus bonus points if Hime and Yoruichi both use their ample assets to distract us and Urahara. Hime wants to win, but Yoruichi's just being a douche for fun
>>26241743 >Fuck anchorageAgreed.
>>26241776The harem can't be stopped If we do that you'll just add Ishida and Chad
>>26241749Are you telling me, that instead of having this be fanservice of the girls... it's for them?We beefcake now.Chad, Ishida, Keigo, Swimsuit up! We're taking the volleyball field!
>>26241798Dont worry my friend.These girls are going to Swoon over us.
I leave for 4 hours and this is still going, I don't know what to say.go go beach quest.
>Have funAfter arriving, you all change into your swimwear and setting up a spot on the beach.You end up doing a lot, really. You help the Arrancar learn how to swim, but not Starrk as he instinctively seemed to float like driftwood, or Harribel, who took to it like a shark in water.Then again, you also help Ururu and Jinta, Urahara’s kid assistants, along with Yuzu, Karin and Lilynette to bury Urahara in the sand. You spend a little tiem with all of your friends, though you opt out from sunbathing with all of the girls to spend some time hanging out with Chad and Starrk.Interestingly enough, there was a surfboard that Harribel found, taking to it pretty decently, then again she was pretty good at swimming.Not to mention, you also had icecream with all of your friends. But that was also counterbalanced by Beach Volleyball, which was… an interesting experience, especially when Yoruichi and Orihime began to plot against you and Urahara. Needless to say, the both of you sat the game out and didn’t get up again for a while.Also, Chizuru beat up a beach gang and earned their lifelong loyalty. But, eventually the day began to wrap up. Using the showers there, you all cleaned up and dressed yourselves and headed towards the park, though, oddly enough, you found one of the gloves you gave to the arrancars on the ground nearby outside near the changing rooms and pocket it. When you arrive at the park, it’s late evening, not too long before the fireworks begin.>roll me 1d20 perception
>>26241720I am very fond of this idea.I endorse all this good person has to offer!
5 threads from the bottom of 10>Hime's face when sling bikini
>>26241802Bleach has gone the road of Free!