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You are on a whiteboard. That is the extent of your knowledge as of now.

Wat do?
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>>26217789
Seduce the whiteboard.
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Punch self in junk to prove own existence.
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>>26217789

Erase your ears to get rid of the voices.
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>>26217789
Do we have a /draw command?
If so, draw a friend.
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>>26217789
Run. From the incoming eraser.
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Get a corgi. A magical corgi.
And ride to adventure!
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No, stand and fight against the eraser. We might be made of permanent marker, see.
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>>26217910
If we aren't, we could remake ourselves to be made of permanent marker and become immortal.
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>>26217805
You attempt to seduce the whiteboard.
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>>26217805
>>26217939
You appear to be unsuccessful.
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>>26217939
What the...?
Why aren't we using the D to seduce the whiteboard?

Pull the D out.
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>>26217939
DO IT.
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>>26217789
get drunk and touch myself
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>>26217947
force yourself on the whiteboard
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>>26217947
She doesn't want us... yet.
Summon a corgi and go to adventure.
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>>26217951
Well, if you say so...
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>>26217951
>>26218062
You're not quite sure how this was supposed to help.
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>>26218062
Now give it to her.
A girl might not appreciate flowers, but she always appreciates The D.
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>>26218077
You did give it to her. And this appears to have achieved nothing.

Perhaps the whiteboard is not an entity you are capable of seducing.
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>>26218117
but.. but.. The D always works.

I have to sit down...
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>>26218117
Let's try leaving the whiteboard. Afterall if we won't have us it's time to move on.
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>>26218068
Equip "D".
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Build spaceship, get girlfriend, star in a This Town Needs Guns video
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>>26218147
>>26218170
You have a feeling you might have equipped the D wrong.
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Conjure a waifu of our own.

If the whiteboard rejects us, then we shall forge our own woman to make her jealous! Ha ha!
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breach 3rd dimension
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First, we break the fourth wall. then we enlist the assistance of whoever is drawing this. I'll give you time to draw this.
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>>26218458
A brilliant plan! You set about it at once!
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>>26218786
She's... she's beautiful.
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>>26218802
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>>26218820
Now we give her the D
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>>26218820
Remove one of her eyes.

And give her another arm.
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>>26218885
She loves it.
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>>26218867
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>>26219000
WE DID IT!
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>>26219000
Well, now that we've accomplished that, we need some sort of goal in life. Ponder this for a bit.
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Rolled 3

>>26219000
rolling for D size in inches
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>>26219000
Reach out and take the heart into your hands.
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Rolled 5

>>26219178
Let me show you how it's done.
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Rolled 11

>>26219220
you just rolled for erect. I was rolling flaccid. we'll get there eventually
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>>26219053
A good plan.

So, boys, what is it? What shall be our goal in life?
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>>26219247

To become a baker.
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>>26219247
... Take over the world?
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>>26219247
Attain fingers.
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>>26219247
Capture the majesty of the natural world on-whiteboard
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Yep, bread quest
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>>26219247
Draw a cube and see whether we can explore it in the 3rd dimension.
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>>26219307
>>26219300

Can we do both of these?
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>>26219352
So first create a majestic whiteboard world, then take it?
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>>26219287
LETS GET FUCKING BAKED
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>>26219519
Dude, we are living on a whiteboard. If we aren't already baked, there's no explaining this shit.
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>>26219287
>>26219300
>>26219303
>>26219307

What'll it be?
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>>26219647
BAKER
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>>26219647
ALL OF THEM
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>>26219673
THIS
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>>26219673
If we do all, we'll need a priority list.

Whatever gets the most votes in... ten minutes, that'll be our quest. If "ALL OF THEM" is the winner, we'll focus on the ones with the highest number of votes first.

Also: if you attach a homemade drawing to your post, you get double points for your vote.
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>>26219716
Voting for all
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>>26219716
All of them.

1. Attain Fingers
2. Become Baker
3. Create majestic whiteboard world
4. Take it over
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>>26219716
all of them.
1. attain fingers
2. create majestic whiteboard world
3. become baker
4. take over world.
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>>26219992

And there we have it! Our quest!
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>>26219876
Add "Become a better artist" Between Baker and creating the world and you got a deal
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>>26220085
Well, I'm assuming we'll improve when we get fingers.
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>>26220075
Now, uh... where do we start?
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We should hunt down some chickens. They have fingers maybe a wise chicken will know where we can get some.
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>>26220138
See if we can grow more arms. Presumably, they will have fingers built in.
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>>26220129
Well...
We could draw fingers with our
...nonexsistant gripping appendages...
Or this.>>26220154 or anything else with fingers.
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>>26220138

Fingers first. Then we can use them to accomplish the rest of our goals.
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>>26220138
we should create something with an excess of fingers, and then steal them.
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>>26220155
You're a human being. Growing arms is just silly.
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>>26220249
Waitwaitwait
Do our creations have the ability to create?
Could we just get our waifs to draw some on us?
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>>26220249
Draw them then
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>>26220154
>>2622024
>>26220243
Unfortunately, all you can draw are stick figures.
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>>26220297
>>26220332
Same issue.
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Maybe we should steal the artists fingers.
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>>26220332
Well lets draw a stick art school to teach us to draw
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>>26220365
Seconded
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>>26220365
The perfect plan.
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>>26220332
create an oven for the bread
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>>26220365
Yeah, screw my steal the artists' fingers idea, this is much better.
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>>26220365
>>26220386
>>26220395
>samefag
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>>26220421
Actually no im only the first one.
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>>26220332
mess that chicken up!!!
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>>26220457
first of what?
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>>26220365
fuck yeah this. it also starts us nicely off on the "create a beautiful world" goal
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>>26220505
The first poster on his list.
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>>26220534
whose list?
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>>26220557
Nevermind
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>>26220561
AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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>>26220386
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>>26220833
Perfect lets attend.
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>>26220860
Well, there's the 'teacher'.
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>>26220978
He's clearly a master lets see what he is capable of.
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>>26220978
Well, since replies are down, I'll pick this up another time!

Until next time folks, may your whiteboard be ever filled with doodles.
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>>26220978
Check his nametag to see if he's legit.
Personally, I hope he's of the Dutxh school.
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>>26221228
damn. I went to the bathroom, and then bam, its over.
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>>26221228
....Què?
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>>26221265
Ah fuck it, let's continue. Plans got cancelled anyway.
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>>26221513
His qualifications appear to check out.
Your spelling, however, remains atrocious.
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>>26221513
Learn to draw. I suggest abstract art first.
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>>26221538
Yeah, anybody can do abstract drawings

Even an abstract drawing.
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>>26221538
>>26221673
How's that going to help him draw fingers?
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>>26221538
>>26221673
>>26221774

Any other suggestions?
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>>26222080

Seconding this.
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>>26222178
Now he shall be our tutor!
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>>26222178

I wish I had the Bob Ross image with the whole "Whatever you draw it's going to be special, because you're wonderful and you have to believe that" speech.

OP, you're doing a great thing here. I wish I could stick around to see more, but I've got an early shift tomorrow.
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>>26222417
Thanks! hopefully I can get this archived.
>>26222326
Your rigorous studies begin.
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>>26222541
He never said it was going to be easy. In fact, he never said a thing. But you're confident you can complete it.
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>>26222541
"relax man, there are no mistakes only happy accidents"
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>>26222590
Yes... the culmination of your (admittedly brief) life's work... you have done it!
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>>26222666
You have drawn fingers!
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>>26222677
Stickbob Ross is so proud of you. You're so proud of yourself.
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>>26222698
You're sure your family would be proud of you, too.
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>>26222713
Wait, do you even have a family? Oh, whatever.
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>>26222729
They would only weigh us down.
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>>26222729
You did it! Step one of your quest: COMPLETED!
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>>26222417
>I'm waiting on the good times now.

Oh.
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>>26222803
They never came He died
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>>26222781
Ok now to draw the universe. Aka citcom suburbia
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>>26222781
Waifu is proud of you too. O)
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>>26222698
>>26222713
This is fucking glorious, OP.
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>>26222934
can we give our waifu fingers?
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>>26222934
Finger the waifu. By which i mean, show her the fingers. Just one. Maybe the middle one. It's the longest. Maybe it'll impress her.
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>>26223114
Now we can hold hands
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>>26223114
On one hand I want to give waifu another eye, but on the other hand she reminds me of pleakly from lilo & stitch
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>>26223114
We need an Uncle. Uncle Phil.
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>>26223114
So what is next on our quest for world domination and baked goods?
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>>26223450
Practice drawing houses. We need to give Bob Ross a good place to live.
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>>26223494
And people. Abandoned houses are creepy
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>>26223450
Use our new-found hand-drawing abilities to make a baking teacher.
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>>26223450
Draw a cooking school, with bread specialization.
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>>26223450
Well we can't conquer the world on an empty stomach. So we need a bakery.
But a bakery can't make bread without wheat so we need a farm.
Lets draw a farm.
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>>26223544
I like the way you think
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>>26223494
Waifu too. Actually, we should practice drawing people so we can give Bob Ross and Waifu better definition later.
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>>26223544
Building time!
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>>26223450
Make our waifu into a redheaded baker's daughter

As if she wasn't that already
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>>26223704
Don't you dare motherfucker, don't you dare.
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>>26223695
Looks good.
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>>26223740
It's too late
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>>26223704
No. Plain and simple No.
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>>26223774
And Stickbob Ross loves it!
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>>26223802
I hate you
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>>26223821
:) He finally found his light
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>>26222417
>>26222803
>>26222863
>>26223849
Well, fuck. I wasn't expecting feels in this thread.
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>>26223915
You don't expect the feels, the feels expects you.

Wait...
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>>26223915
Oh look it's raining anon.
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>>26223571
What should we do now? Practice people to make better Waifu and Bob? Or make Waifu a house?
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>>26223951
This explains much.

>>26223987
>FMA
>That scene
Welp fuck. More feels. Time to go cry like a bitch.
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>>26223821
Every day we have to find some way to paint.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA
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>>26224067
House for waifu and a house for our family, and then draw our family as practice for improving Waifu and Bob.
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>>26224067
House better double as a bakery bub
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>>26224137
>>26224147
These together.
We can make waifu a baker.
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I say build waifu a house and then people to make bob and waifu even more proud.

>>26224067
>pic and filename related
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I'm getting this strange urge that we should make a stick Mr. Rogers as well.
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>>26224201
She seems pleased.
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>>26224336
I feel like Mr. Rogers would be opposed to our plan to take over the world. It just doesn't seem like the neighbourly thing to do.
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>>26224336
Same here. Dang it, we need a neighbor.
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>>26224387
We seem to be building the world more than taking it over and I think rogers would be fine with that as long as we try to make it a happy place.
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>>26224392
A friendly neighbor?
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>>26224336
thirding this
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>>26224450
We're talking StickFred Rogers here.
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>>26224358
Tell her hat ehe is the most beautiful waifu in the world sind TH St yoiu lov hrer
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>>26223195
I feel it is a good time to remind everybody that this is a work safe board.

That is just plain disgusting, I don't think even /d/ would tolerate such things
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>>26224578
>We're making this happen.
Holy shit, I kid you not, I'm crying.
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>>26224627
Of feels or joy?
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>>26224578
These two appear to get along well.
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>>26224695
We need to make Mr. Rogers a house.
Right next to ours.
We don't understand why but he should be our neighbor
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>>26224637
Both.

>>26224727
this right here, he just seems like such a nice guy. Expand the world, use our imagination like Bob taught us.
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>>26223987

Oh, so it is...
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>>26224695
We need to spice things up a bit.
You need to make a living monster truck named Rex that breaths fire, eats rocks, and drives you everywhere.
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>>26224823
>Monster truck
Dude, no, it needs to be a dune buggy that talks.
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>>26224727
>>26224784
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>>26224823
But we have no rocks.
Clearly we need to make a quarry 1st.
Well 2nd. We need to make rogers house first.
Than the quarry so we have rocks to feed to the monster truck. Than the monster truck.
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>>26224930
Secondingt he Quarry we need to be able to build a castle eventually.

Say who are we exactly?
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>>26224695
Rogers came out a lot better than Bob. We should use our new-found skill to bring Bob and Waifu up to snuff. I'm sure they'll appreciate being able to wear clothes.
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>>26225018
We should ask them ( can we talk?) if they want to be 1st. They might like how they are.
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>>26225090
Thats a good point actually.
>>26225159
But they seem to like it. We should give Bob a mountain range to paint.
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>>26224627
Not alone, man, I had a single tear roll down my cheek.
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>>26225090
this.

OP, Id like to tell you that I fucking love this quest.
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I like this quest. We are given the powers of a god more or less.
And we actually used it for good. I'm proud of everyone in this thread.
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>>26225194
>>26225235
Thanks, guys!

But, don't forget about the attempted seductions and D-givings at the start.
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>>26225235
Hey, /tg/ gets shit done.
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>>26225275
I totally forgot those.
I guess stickbob also made us a better person while teaching us art.
Just like real bob
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now lets get to building a forest. because forests are good things
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>>26225331
Do it with bob, we'll probably have many happy accidents and little secrets.
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>>26225444
the making the forest, holy crap that sounded incredibly, not at all neighborly or Bobrossian,
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I haven't laughed so much in weeks.
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>>26225487
And our happy little neighborhood grows
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Draw a trolly for Mr Rogers
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>>26225487
Draw a pen, and some farm animals.
Delicious, delicious farm animals...
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>>26225619
Nah, fluffy sheep. We need us some fluffy sheep.
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>>26225487
AND FOR GOD'S SAKE HOLD OUR WAIFU'S HAND(s).
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>>26225772
oh god so lewd
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>>26225772
Yep, that'll do.
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>>26225772
And I think that's it for the night. The lighting in my room is getting shitty, and that seems like a nice and calm place to stop.

Tomorrow, we shall continue Whiteboard Quest - and seek to forge a bakery from the blank canvas!
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>>26225885
Night op thanks for the quest it brightened my day.
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Never change, /tg/. Never change.
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>>26225885
Thank you OP, you are truly a god amongst men.
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>start quest trying to seduce whiteboard
>give up and make waifu instead
>plot to take over the world
>SUDDENLY BOB ROSS AND MR. ROGERS GOOD TIMES FOR ALL

You did good, /tg/. You did good
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Does suptg only keep things with a certain amount of good votes? Or will it auto-keep this?
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>>26226511
I don't know, but someone needs to ARC this before it gets lost in the mist.
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>>26226848
It'll automatically go on foolz, right?
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>>26227054
it will
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>>26223802
Wh-what?
Is there more?!
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This is probably the best quest thread ever.


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