BLEACH QUEST XXX, part II>“Sacrifice is inevitably necessary, nothing worthwhile can be achieved without it.” -???Previous threads archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Bleach%20QuestBleach Quest Twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOpSkills and perks pastebin: http://pastebin.com/etq4kyMkFirst, let me explain how dice rolls work here on Bleach Quest. I take the best of three, barring any Critical Successes or Critical Failures. If I have not yet asked for dice, and you roll anyway, your roll will count towards the next time I ask for rolls be it for good or ill. After I get three results for a roll, all others are discarded. Normally I take best of 3. If you delete rolls, I will discard that and take the second highest roll.LAST TIME!You wince and stammer out an acceptance as you’re pulled to a large table, the room cleared out. Sitting around it are the rest of your friends and family, barring Yuzu and Karin. Your dad gives you a raised eyebrow as Ishida and Chizuru set the bags out of view before sitting down as well. Urahara gives you an apologetic smile, his face badly bruised and beaten looking.Your father clears his throat. “Alright, now that we’re all here… Let’s begin our planning. While I can spare the time, is there anything you all need to know from me for your plans?”>You have control
>>26196360Are we going to put the XXX in the XXX?
>>26196360The first time we have had control in a long time.
>>26196375After the meeting
>>26196392Yay, delicious incest
>>26196360WHERE DID THE PANDA COME FROM!?
>>26196360>you have control>implying this isn't just kubo's wild ride.Anyway, fuck yeah, bleach quest."What should we watch out for in particular? Any specific squads?"
>>26196360IIRC from last thread>where momo might be held>people we might run into>any insertion points>any good cover identity possibilities>any potential allies
>>26196360"Oh is there, recent events have added more to my mental list"Here is a PDF containing what we know and don't know about our assets/friends.An idea for how to organize ourselves into teams during the invasion/infiltration.A list of 30 plus questions for our assembled group before we begin plotting our timeline, insertion, execution of goals, and extraction.Hopefully this goes over with you, my fellow players, better than the last one I did.
>>26196360-SS layout/map-Hidden areas for hidin'-Division description with lieutenant and captain power/personality info
>>26196419Still shit m8
>>26196360>Reposting from last threadFirst, spiritual limiters so our spirit pressure doesn't instantly give us away.Second, disguises and cover stories that can pass a cursory inspection.Third, maps of the damn place.Fourth, a primer on terms we should be familiar with, squad symbols, that sort of thing. Last thing we need is to get into a situation where we have to lie, and we fuck it up by saying something retarded and nonsensical.Finally, info on the Captains, so we know who to run away from.Remember Ichigo, this is a sneaking mission! If the enemy sees you, find a place to hide until the Alert timer wears off.
Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
>>26196421>>26196414>>26196407WE ARE HIVEMIND, I HAVE ASKED THE RIGHT QUESTIONS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~.pdf
>>26196360These two:>>26196414>>26196421
>>26196438It doesn't even have the diplomacy this time, its a list of our possible assets and a list of questions to fucking ask. More to the point, question others have just asked as well are in the list of questions also so assembled.
>>26196360Ask that he kindly explain: the layout of soul society, the organization of the captains, any info about their powers or strength he remembers, where prisoners are kept, and the best way to get there.OOC: You dont have to list all that explicitly, Cosgrove, but our allies should all have a base understanding in character about what they are getting into. Most of them, including Ichigo, know little to nothing of SS.
>>26196414>>26196440>>26196421>>26196462These, specially that OOC bit
>>261963601. Current captains, lieutenants and other people of importance, and their abilities and temperament.2. Basic geography of Soul Society3. Where they are most likely keeping Momo.And anything else that would help us achieve our objectives, which are:1. Rescue Momo2. Expose Azien for the schmuck he is3. Get various criminal charges waived if possible, see #24. Limit Damage to Soul Society as much as feasible.
>>26196414this plus>layout of Soul Society>Soul Society's policy on hybrids and attacks. do they go for lethal force, or respond depending on how lethal we are
>>26196438Also I don't think you could have read all that as quickly as you responded to it?
>>26196414This, also (given how long shinigami live) it would probably be worth it to get some more information on the captains (Bankai info, temperment, likelihood to simply ignore us/hunt us down...that kind of thing).
>>26196494I've read it. And it sucks.
>>26196360Let's see>Where Hinamori is likely to be>Any obstacles that might be in the way to reach the soul society>How we're supposed to leave, like can we just use a garganta, and then another garganta to this world?
>>26196494Yeah I did. It's stuffed full of useless shit Ichigo wouldn't even have time to process.
>>26196602even the questions that others seem to be asking as well?Where would they likely hold momo, considering Toshiro was supposed to kill her on sight?Who are the last known captains and likely successors since you guys were there? How might they compare in power to ice shota?Hinamori mentioned a limiter, what was that and is that important?PANDA?
>>26196556It's so funny how you're such a dick, m8!!!!!! Like, hahaomg! XDI mean, woooow, you rly showed that namefaggot~~!
While we're all here, lets ask Neliel if Aizen had any shinigami collaborators that she saw at Las Noches.Not sure if Urahara knows or told us about Tousen and Gin just yet.
>>26196636its funnier that I'm reacting and feeding a troll because I had a shit ride home today. I forgot that you don't feed them...I forgot...
>>26196636Be careful man, if you wear shoe polish in a country club you might get beaten.
>>26196494If you have to make a pdf document to hold all your questions, you're asking too many questions.
>>26196581I didnt think of garganta. Good idea. Do they work in SS? How long can we keep them open?
>>26196671Aizen used one in the SS.
>>26196635I think anon meant that we have a limited amount of time to plan is we still want to get some training in and maybe have a meeting with the vizards before go time, so we might want to keep it to 5-10 questions and a few follow ups. Also, am I the only one worried the yakuza are going to pay the family clinic a visit while we're away?
>>26196667I'm sorry, I thought we were planning to invade heaven, not interview someone for a highschool newspaper.
>>26196658>stop hating what I madeYeah, no.
>>26196698I thought he used Caja Negacion?But I guess a Garganta was used as well.
>>26196698I thought Aizen had superchunky or whatever it was called open one from hueco mundo and pull them back with negacion, so we don't know for sure whether you can open one soul society side
Looks like things are about to get dangerous...
>>26196419Way to many questions, excessively complicated, has no explanation as to how the reserve team is supposed to avoid getting found while still being close enough to assist. On the plus side, it is marginally less stupid than your previous attempt.
>>26196709Well you thought wrong.
>>26196360Did someone tell us Momo hasn't already been killrd? I can't remember.
>>26196709well there is a newspaper in SS, maybe we strike and take that first then start a campaign of a) Disinformation and b)derogatory articles about Aizenor not, eithers fine
>>26196709>>26196703We can cooperate on this. Its just a quest, and you are all pretty excellent guys. We have some of the main questions down. We can probably ask more later if needed.The documents a good way to get a lot of info out there. Lets not get huffy about it.
>>26196714No that's the thing that was only ever used once onscreen. It was used to shove into a hollow hole and trap a hollow into an alternate dimension.
>>26196419>>26196445>>26196460>>26196494>>26196635>>26196658>>26196709#rekt>>26196731
>>26196752We know Shiro captured her rather than just killing her.We have no idea WHY he did that, but last anyone saw her she was alive.
>>26196768I'm sorry...it's been a shit day...I shouldn't be so reactionary.
>>26196721I am the think that that flaps in the night. I am the typical shonen protagonist. I am ICHIGO KUROSAKI *dramatic reveal of us in bankai*
OH HEY EVERYONE GUESS WHO'D DELIVERING THAT PROMISED INTERLEWD/ FAPFIC?!:fanfiction.net/s/9522518/1/BQ-Interlewd-1-Fade-to-Black-OR-bleach.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600012840Sorry it took so long guys... Hope it was worth it for you.
>>26196771same thing
>>26196771Right, I meant regular Negacion.That>slowly ascend to Hueco Mundo while giving a speech Beam.
>Writing, but its taking me a minute, sorry.
>>26196816They used that to protect themselves, but what they used to get to Hueco Mundo was a garganta I thought.
>>26196816>>26196837why did they have to use the same name for two abilities...? That's so dumb.
>>26196858I wonder if that happens, we can us our Garganta to close theirs?
>>26196703>am I the only one worried the yakuza are going to pay the family clinic a visit while we're away?We seem to have covered our tracks fairly well (assuming the Yaks don't have a spiritual specialist in their employ, but I doubt that), and Isshin is getting his powers back.Also if the news report is to be believed, we didn't just rob them, we fucking dismantled them.
>>26196858well yea, but they didn't open the garganta, the bigass monster did, so we don't know if you can actually open one soul society side
>>26196805The lack of nipples and how flat everything but her face looks disturbs me.
>>26196877That would be interesting. And if not, we could open a normal one and actually pursue them immediately and have all of the SS on their ass if we did that. That would put us on good terms with the SS and beat Aizen in one foul swoop. We just need to make sure he doesn't know we can do that yet.
>>26196895there's something wrong with her bottom as well, looks like she's only got one buttcheek and her leg splits into two at the knee
>>26196801Almost.I am the terror that that flaps in the night. I am strawberry on your tuna, I am the sand in your gigais undies, I am pimple before a big date, I am ICHIGO KUROSAKI *dramatic reveal of us in bankai*
>>26196916he probably knows we can open them since we went to Hueco Mundo and got Nell
>>26196916>We just need to make sure he doesn't know we can do that yet.I'm pretty sure he knows we can Garganta. Ice Boy will have reported on the fact that we have Hollow powers, and Aizen sent Nel after us specifically when we were in Hueco Mundo, and there is only one way to get to Hueco Mundo.
Can't keep track of all the weird wapanese names?:bleach.wikia.com/wiki/CharactersDon't know what's going on and want a "quick" recap? Don't worry your pretty head:http://pastebin.com/mrx3gdgE(Covers BQ:1 - BQ:28)Interested in some sightseeing around town?:http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Karakura_TownWant to be an expert like Cosgrove? Read the manga:http://starkana.com/manga/B/BleachToo lazy to read? How about some /tv/?:http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/bleachIt’s on Hulu too. Well most of it anyway.Want more /tg/ related Bleach in your life? How about a d20 system?:bleachd20.wikidot.com
>>26196948Beat me to it. What this anon said.
>>26196935You made it better, yeah.
>>26196948>>26196938Hollow powers and Garganta aren't necessarily the same thing. Ice boy was KO'd by the time we used Garganta with Chizuru, remember? Also, I wonder what he could use to counter that when he escapes, because I'm not so sure that there's much he could do.
>>26196805Oh hey that's a thing now...
>>26196935Orihime has to use this to describe us to someone else in our presence.
>>26196948Wait what?I thought it was her routine Vasto Lorde finding mission?She didn't even know who we were until we introduced ourselves.
>>26196805Hollomo fic coming sometime soonish (I hope).Sorry for the wait to the point where it's all more or less irrelevant at this point...I tried though.And special thanks to my editor/ proofreader!
>>26196805
>>26197063Yeah. Aizen doesn't know we can Garganta yet. Toshiro was KO'd by the time we used it and Nel was on a routine mission that she may have had weeks to do. All he knows is that Nel may have disappeared and we have some semblance of hollow powers.
>>26197156No, he saw us use one, we tried to push him into one and failed.
>>26197156Actually I'm pretty sure Aizen has his own surveillance bugs remember?
>>26197156>Aizen doesn't know10/10 I laughed. We don't even know who Aizen /really/ is or how he gets information, we also think Aizen might have done all of this on purpose.
>>26196921>>26196895the pose and all is enticing, but the picture stops just short.>>26196805Guess I know what I'm reading before bed.
>>26197175It dissipated before he even turned around didn't it? AlsoA) He may have gone underground instead of reporting>>26197188We don't know if he has those yet do we?B) He may not even know what that is
>>26197216Technically we don't know who Aizen really is either.For all we know Keigo could be a clone or something.
>>26197220>It dissipated before he even turned around didn't it?First off, SS can detect Garganta remotely. Its how they know when Hollows are breaking into the World of the Living.Second, he's a fucking Captain. If someone rips open a Garganta and tries to push him in, he's going to fucking notice it. The giant black tear in the fabric of reality can't be hard to sense when you're standing right next to it.
>>26197258Truth.
Since it's so quiet. I might as well bring up the apartment and the stolen Yakuza money. It's beneficial to us to have a place for the 5 Arrancar and Momo to actually stay (and maybe Hime and Chizuru), cause they for sure aren't staying in the clinic. I figure after this we can talk to Urahara about laundering the money and buying the abandoned apartments to renovate for living space. The warehouse is all well and good, but it's likely pretty crappy for actually acting as a long-term domicile.Depending on exactly how much we have, we might be able to also furnish the rooms completely and get the various spirits proper wardrobes and stuff. Though it'd be prudent to turn the first floor into a kind of big living room/dining room, if only to act as a kind of party room for victories and such.
>that horrible feeling when it's 1:30am and you've got to be up in 4 hours to go to work.Oh well time for Bleach Quest
>>26197292That's...a really good idea
>>26197247>Keigo, Aizen's moral compass ripped from his soul and given a body to drive.Not sure if Aizen/Keigo melding is intriguing or cliche?
>>26197302It's 8:30 pm here, I can actually participate for once
>>26197292We should probably actually count how much we took the Yakuza for...and hope that we left enough evidence for their arrests to stick.
>>26197292This sounds like a plan, it'll be nice to have a nice place to kick back and relax when we get back.
>>26197292I was thinking of that last night too.Except that Momo would stay with Hime and we'd use some of the cash to pay Urahara back.
>>26197258He still might not have actually reported back, and if he did, the SS wouldn't be able to pinpoint that WE were the ones who opened the gargantas considering how briefly they were opened for.
>>26197292It's for the homeless so that's good.
>>26197292Not bad. Better than outright squatting. Plus the sooner we make that dosh disappear... well.
>>26197329Isn't the Japanese judicial system hilariously biased against the defendant?Also, when Kamen Rider gives you criminals on a silver platter, you don't question it
>>26197292Good idea. While we're doing the hard work fighting all of SS, Urahara can be playing flip-these-apartments with our hard-earned Yak money.And we really need somewhere for our friends to crash that isn't just "girl-pile on Ichigo".
>>26197362>inb4 the Penthouse apartment is retitled Ichigo's Girlpile Room.
>>26197292I say we use the money to deck a place out like the eXCUTION clubhouse, that place was all kinds of awesome and classyness
>>26197390I don't think Ichigo could handle his own bar
>>26197390>hilariouslyWatch we get the same place that Ginjou would have later gotten, Xcution gets undercut by X-Orcism
>>26197292Very good idea! Does anyone have a copy of Vol. 2 of the manga handy? Because one of Kubo's doodles is of Orihime's apartment and I think I remember the one next to her being vacant (with both we'd probably have enough room for Haribel and Co., us, Orihime, Momo and Chizuru). Im assuming you are suggesting hiding in plain sight and not buying a luxury flat or something.
>>26197409Orihime wouldn't let us have our own bar.
>>26197292>>26197292>>26197292this
>>26197413is it bad i imagined WAAAAAAAGH versions of the bleach crew?
>>26197409that's what Starrk is for. A part time job will cure his laziness once and for all
>>26197424He's talking about the run down apartments we saw while base hunting
>>26196805I know this is late, but dude just use a pastebin.
>>26197390>>26197409>>26197431Yeah. I'm pretty sure we're explicitly forbidden from going anywhere near any sort of bar at any point in the neat future.
>>26197441no, for this is /tg/
>>26197431To be fair, just because we can't hold our own liquour doesn't mean we can't handle beer. I mean hell Ichigo's enough a westaboo to probably like some of the really good stouts and such. American Local Breweries are amazing jesus.
>>26197457Seriously.
>>26197458now i've got the mental image of us having a swanky place with its own bar Ichigo looking longingly at it, Nell in the background looking embarrassed and Hime dragging Ichigo away from it
>>26197292Guys, i cant post often... So pleaseeee do this. Im counting on you.
>>26197458>>26197431Unless she gets a wild hair up her ass and decides that Ichigo clearly needs to build up a tolerance
>>26196805>You brush your trembling thumb along her slut again.Killed the boner
>>26197447I thought those were condemned? Meaning that we'd have to get everything inspected and up to code if we wanted this to be legit...or do we want to be squatters after all? Could be wrong on the condemnation, if so you have my support.
>>26197489We may or may not be rich as fuck at the moment
>>26197329It's a big duffel bag full of high denomination yen bills. I'm pretty sure that there's several million Yen in that bag.>>26197336Having a place where we can throw parties other than Urahara's so he doesn't have to throw us out to get some pussy. I'm sure he'll appreciate it too.>>26197341Actually, having Hime move into a building we ostensibly own would either get her the money her grandparents send to her as a stipend, or mean said grandparents keep their own money. And Chizuru doesn't have to deal with her own shitty parents.>>26197356Yeah, we need that money gone good and quick, because it's nothing but trouble.>>26197489I don't know if it was stated they were condemned, but they are abandoned. I'll look it up in the archive.
>>26197446I thought everyone just winds up working at one of those quick-n-buy convenience shops.But forget that for now, we're rich, we can afford a kicking clubhouse apartment block. We get the Vizards in on this, everyone gets to you know, Live Above Ground, everyone wins!
>>26197506And the yakuza might notice if we suddenly bought and renovated an entire apartment complex. On the other hand, if we could work out a deal with Urahara to set up a legitimate holding company that we legally control but are not directly tied to...Yes I'm being a little paranoid. I don't want Karin or Yuzu catching a bullet or worse over this.
>>26197535How far does several million yen actually go? I thought property was fairly expensive over there?
>>26197547>the yakuza who have already been arrested might notice if some completely random people from a different town renovate an apartment complex
>>26197547it's simple, we drink more and completely drive the Yakuza out of Karakura, possibly forming our own street gang at the same time
probably just be easiest to say "So I apparently have all the Yazuka's money. The hell do I do with it?
>>26197547Somebnody bought and renovated an apartment complex, in a suburb of TokyoTokyo, the giant ass city where space isn't exactly commonThe noticeable thing is that nobody bought them already
>>26197467"I checked online and all these hip trendy americans are drinking this Pabst Blue Ribbon stuff. So it must be good if Americans like it, right?"
>>26197575Also several million Yen is like around 100,000 dollars, so an apartment complex would probably be out of the price range. Then again I think it's more than several million.
>>26197591I don't believe that Karakura is a perfecture of Tokyo.
>>26197597ffffuck you. No seriously. I have the luxury of being in michigan. Which means I get fucking Founders AND the new holland brewing company in driving distance. It is... DELICIOUS
>>26197576>implying that the Yakuza we not a small part of a significantly large criminal enterprise.>implying that criminal organizations with large duffle bags full of high denomination bills lying around aren't involved in real estate.Eh, you're probably right.
>>26196805Fire your editor.
>>26197608So then it'd be even less noticeable?Space is at a premium in the entire country
>>26197608Also, I'm pretty sure we said it was last thread, so eh
>>26197547Orihime will just reject that shit.And then Lilynette will go on a Yakuza-hunting spree for daring to hurt her new friends soon as we've introduced them, anyway.
>>26197578>Ichigo, gangsterBut think about what that would do to our Image! People would think we were a common delinquent!
>>26197618we'll claim to be a wealthy businessman from overseas, let chad do all the talking/negotiating and it'le be fine
>>26197612... I don't know. I'm kinda passionate about Magic Hat.
>>26197618If they were in real estate their money wouldn't be in bills, they were probably drug or weapons smugglers.
>>26197597No. Just, no.
Hey guys, I'm writing something but I could use some picture inspiration. Could you point me in the direction of Harribel in street clothes? Thanks guys.
>>26197656>>26197656Heck yeah, Magic Hat, have you tried NJ Beer Co?
>>26197484fixed. Thanks for the catch.>>26197474>>26197457Just for youhttp://pastebin.com/8B4pWb8U
So...Who will be going on the rescue-Momo mission, anyway?We have a basic training plan, right now (social interaction on last day, training like mad the previous ones - and during the breaks we go and have ice cream)
Look we can worry about the money later, right now we need to invade heaven and save our girlfriend, and possibly reveal a conspiracy one hundred years in the making.
>>26197658I'm suggesting they have fingers in many different pies. I doubt real estate isn't the worst way to launder money...
>>26197689no pressure.
>>26197689That'll be in a couple of days, though.We can't do shit about that before - so, we need training plans, and everything.
>>26197624IIRC in the anime there were a lot of unfinished houses scattered over town. Either A) the animators were lazy, or B) the in-universe economy hit a recession (just like real life!). Bad economy = more uninhabited residential areas = good for us.
>>26197676I've...never actually seen Harribel in street clothes.Closest thing to modern would be that bartender thing she had in one of the openings/endings of the anime.
>>26197547That's why I wanted to have Urahara launder it, he's been out here for 100 years, he's got to have some kind of shell corporation that he can do this with, if only because he has to launder his own money from time to time. The sooner it's out of our hands, the sooner we can stop worrying bout retribution.>>26197535>I don't know if it was stated they were condemned, but they are abandoned. I'll look it up in the archive.Looked it up, Cos' statement on the apartment is as follows:The apartment complex looks like it isn’t in too bad of a shape, considering that its been abandoned for a while. No obvious vandalism from the outside, but there’s the distinct signs of disuse. The building is un a ‘U’ shape, with a parking lot in the center, as well as a brick fence around it. It doesn’t look terrible as a hideout, honestly.No direct statement of being condemned.>>26197689I only brought it up 'cause we're waiting on Cos to write, and I figured we could get some important future discussion out of the way.
Oh, hey, Bleach Quest is early!Last night, we saw three new drawings added to the list of shit I have drawn, one of which was cute Apacci doing cute things.
>>26197679That's a good question. As useful as the arrancars are, their very presence presents Aizen with a decent scapegoat and will unify the captains against the intruders (which didn't happen in cannon). Tough call really, assuming we care about entering an active war with SS.
>>26197739>"Babe you know I didn't mean it..."
>>26197739Nice!Did you do the Starrk and Lilynette eating ice cream thing?Because if so I must've missed it, and could you maybe repost it?>early!Man, why do so many Quests always start running so late for me - first Digimon Quest and now this...
>>26197739Cute Apacci is still cute! Thanks Gale!
>>26197739She may be becoming deer to us,
>>26197739That thumb looks broken to me.
>>26197747What else would the Arrancar be doing, though?We need to have everyone feel useful here.And I fear for the safety of SS if Starrk finds out his friends died when he could've saved them - dude's insanely powerful when he gets into the mood for fighting
You think about it before brining up several points, such as where Momo might be held, information on the thirteen divisions, potential allies, layouts on maps of Soul Society, information on captains and people to avoid and perhaps even places to hide.Your father listens and when you’re done gives you a nod., he pulls out a letter and hands it to you, its sealed. “Don’t open this, but it should allow you, if you can find her, to convince Kuukaku to help you some. She’s technically something like your great aunt, but she’s kinds weird.”He doodles some decently made sketches, trying to explain general layouts, divisions and people he remembers from soul society. He pauses in his sketches. “If you see any of these people, run.”He quickly draws a few caricatures of people, explaining them as he goes, stopping to point out the Eleventh division in particular. “They’re a bunch of fight loving loons, especially their captain, Zaraki Kenpachi. If he thinks you’d be fun to fight, he’ll chase you to the ends of the earth to get that fight.”He pauses and doodles up another three people, one of a man with glasses, onother a man with shify eyes and the last is a man with a visor covering his face.. “This is Aizen Sosuke, Ichimaru Gin, and Tosen Kaname. Those two are his accomplices, so beware of them.”(1/2)
>>26197772Nicely done.
>>26197678>>26196805Not the best thing I've ever read, but it's something.Thanks!
>>26197794Occasionally, Urahara or Yoruichi pipe in to add some details here and there. You father lets out a sigh. “As for where they’d hold miss Momo, normally prisoners who are slated for death are in the white otwer in the middle of soul society known as the Senzaikyu, which is made of Sekkiseki a material that repels Reiryoku and will drain it to its absolute lowest level.” He makes a not on the rough map of its location.“However, as she has hollowified, they might have given her to Kurotsuchi Mayuri who could do any number of horrible experiments on her.” He waves Mayuri’s profile before circling the Twelfth Divison’s location, which also includes the Shinigami Research and Development Institute.“Then again, they might have already…”He trails off before looking around seriously. “Is that all you needed to know? Anything else?”>You now have profiles for>Soul Society>The Thirteen Divisions>The Captains>Shinigami Research and Development Institute>Senzaikyu>You have control>sorry for delay, bunch of stuff happened but I’m back and
>>26197772doe~n't even start
>>26197739Could you add a bit more definition to the wrist and the thumb joint? The hand as is, is a bit vague.
>>26197785He's strong, but he still lost to Shunsui's shikai.
>>26197805I can't, see how she fawns over us.
>bleach questYes please/
>>26197803>>sorry for delay, bunch of stuff happened but I’m back and...Back and...?
>>26197747Unfortunately I'm pretty sure there's no way Harribel and the Tres Bestias are staying here, so we just need to make it work.
>>26197855We're going to a honey festival!
>>26197794Wait, was Tosen ever really suspect or involved with Aizen for long?I'm confused as to how Pops knows he's with him. Gin... well Gin is shady at least.Also little disappoint it's still Tosen; excited that it might be a ruse though.
>>26197803>Mayuri>has>MomoPANIC.exe
>>26197803"Which approach is going to be the most likely of us getting Momo back safely; sneaking in, demanding an audience or beating everyone so they can't stop us?"
>>26197838Which means he could just kill 99.99% of everyone in SS, short of Old Man Genocide or Shunsui (the other student of the leader always seems to get sick).
>>26197803Just one last thing, was there anything last night about A stolen panda?
Entrance strategies. We need these bad. Moreso than canon as cannonball is just stupid.How SS responds to 'invasion' is next step. Could use foreknowledge.Any other potential allies?
>>26197803"Okay everyone...how do we want to do this. Once we get to Soul Society, we need to set up a home base and a preliminary recon team before we perform a full scale infiltration or assault on the court...I guess at this hour...whose all in?"
>>26197803Any ways to move through SS undetected? Old sewers (hopefully out of use and now dry) or the like? If she's being held by the twelfth I assume we can't just use spirit sense to pinpoint Momo's location?Thank our father for his help and warn him to watch out for gangsters before he leaves.
>>26197781I fucking hate the thumb. I'll eventually try to redraw it, but for now....focus on the cute apacci.>>26197761I can't seem to make any progress on that one. When it's done, I'll post it.>Digimon QuestLast thread started late, but at the same time ran out of steam very early, so... yeah.>>26197752Still not funny.>>26197803Seems like we'll have to get an overview of the other divisions elsewhere, especially if we want to try and blend in.>>26197818I tried several times, but I could try again.>>26197881Ukitake was a legitimate threat to Starrk as well, don't forget that.>>26197877[PANIC INTENSIFIES]
>>26197872because he knows Urahara, Urahara knows Kensai who got stabbed by Tosen
>>26197872 Tosen was suspect at all times retroactively. Because he's the only one who cannot see Kyoka Suigetsu, Aizen couldn't brainwash him with illusions. Therefore, he turned to him first because he was the immediate threat. Tosen was actually the first to betray his brethren when the Vizards first got Hollowfied.
>>26197794>>26197803>Grimace and white knuckle at the thought of them butchering Momo>"Just one question dad... I've been running this plan over in my head for a while now (which still really hurts) and the only way I see this working out is by somehow sneaking in. Are there any other alternatives like negotiation you think they might take since storming the gates is suicide?"
>>26197785Have them on standby for extraction. They can still use negation I think.
>>26197872Yeah, he and Gin were with Aizen during the turn back the pendulum arc, with Tosen being the one who Hollowified the Vizards.
>>26197794>She’s technically something like your great aunt, but she’s kinds weird.”How weird do you have to be, for Isshin to call you weird?>>26197803How best should we attempt to infiltrate Soul Society? Any bits of social cues or such that we should be aware of?And what kind of disguise can we get and use to move around without being noticed?
>>26197803-Hidden areas/rarely used places-What Shinigami are there that might help or ignore us if we explain some of the situation?-Powerlevels
>>26197906Ah, ok - I think it's because you started late, I had to go to bed very soon after that.
>>26197803Ask him, Urahara, and Neliel if there's any way we can make Aizen declaring himself king of Hueco Mundo stick, or if we should just get in, find Hinamori, and Garganta out?
Actually, doesn't Soul Society have a sewer system?Could we use that as a means of getting inside?
>>26197878don't ask about demanding an audience, that's bloody stupid.
>>26197963We could, but since Isshin wasn't 4th company, he doesn't know about them.
>>26197881>discounting Unohana
>>26197975he was a capt, he knows the duties and responsibilities of hi coworkers.
>>26197912>>26197917>>26197935Thanks for the clarifications.Seems I missed some backstory episodes.
>>26197678>http://pastebin.com/8B4pWb8Upretty good*thumbs up*
>>26197881Or Unohana, Aizen, Kenpachi. Shikai+Bankai+experience beats Resurrección generally
>>26197981She is psycho, but that's a weakness in fights like that - Old Man Genocide or Shunsui would fight to kill.Unohana?She learned healing so she could have fights last longer by healing others.Doesn't speak of a mindset that values efficiency.
>>26197881>the other student of the leader always seems to get sick.If we somehow come out of this mess with Soul Society on our side (doubtful) we should try getting Orihime to fix that.
>>26197974Yes, I know that. Ichigo on the other hand, does not. Hence the quote marks on either side of the sentence.
>>26197785We could really use them instead as protection of Karakura Town, Still lots of Hollows that can crop up, and they can move and deal with the issue significantly faster than some shinagami scrub appointed to this town.
>>26197838Shunsui's Shikai is the most broken thing ever.
>>26198000Obviously they don't, since no captains or any other soul reapers for that matter ever intercepted them in the sewers.
>>26198013Kenpachi pretty much always holds back - only way for him to stop is by being beaten.And if Starrk ends up beating him after he thinks his friends all died because of him, you can bet Kenpachi isn't going to get to survive the fight.
>>26197885Why don't we just climb the wall?
>>26197803Disguises. Cover stories. Urahara magitech to conceal our power levels. Shit like that.
>>26198019>wanting to fix the biggest weakness of someone who may or may not be our enemy no matter what>wanting to heal the man who would limit our powers
>>26197803So for the purposes of this quest, is Unohana being the first Kenpachi a matter of public record or a secret?
>>26198026I think the idea was to keep them in Karakura Town after this is over, yeah - but that's for after.Unless you meant somehow convince them that storming SS is less important than keeping random Hollows away?
>>26197917>Because he's the only one who cannot see Kyoka Suigetsu, Aizen couldn't brainwash him with illusions.I thought the real trigger was hearing it, not seeing it?
>>26198026Hallibel + tres would follow us even if we told them not to, Starrk is far too lazy. Looks like it's up to Lynette to save the day
>>26198021Yeah he does, since there are innumerable ways that Azien could fuck it up even if we weren't condemned to death for our very existence. And asking will make him look like an idiot
>>26197838>ShunsuiSpeaking of which.The Kurosaki Matchmaking Service? We need to try to get him and his old Lt. back together. They were very close, all Aizen ever did was harm people, and in doing so harmed even more, the bastard.
>>26197855ready to go.Hmm, odd that was cut off. Weird.
>>26198059I don't think it was ever really a 'secret' just she's so old not many people are around who still remember
>>26198064If you do not see the sword release, it has no power over you.That Ichigo hasn't seen it is a huge plot point in Bleach.
>>26198017Hmm, I am not much more interested in filling in my gap. Stopped reading just after the fullbringers arc, picked it up from the week after this quest started. This is the first time I've felt like I missed something worth going back for.
>>26198069You know, if Lilynette ends up befriend Yuzu and Karin...wouldn't that get Starrk motivated to protect the town?They're both the same Hollow, after all.Hell, I think the plan was to help Lilynette befriend our little sisters anyway.
We totally need to as Urahara what happened to him one of these days soon. Maybe kick some of that cash his way as a thanks.>>26198011Thanks; hopefully the next one will be better. Trying to get back into the swing of things.
>>26198088so we need to all practice our blind fighting and wear blindfolds for the entirety of the invasion just to prevent getting caught in it
>>26198055This. We shouldn't let SS be destroyed because "Balance" plus the Soul King with his guard, but we shouldn't fix their weakness.
>>26198103I'm cool with this
>>26198088That said, now that we're aware of it, we need blind fight training.
>>26198059well, it would be public record, but everyone who knows is too fucking terrified of her and her request not to have it written to do so.
>>26198064No. it is seeing it.
>>26198084Wouldn't it be better with his current Lt.?Otherwise we'd harm her - and the Vizoreds are being kind of cowardly dicks right about now.
>>26198088Hmm, I wonder if Nel's seen it? Or, you know, if Aizen lied about that and is still biding his time for whatever insane reason.
>>26198127So Isshin doesn't know, and thus, neither do we?
>>26198064The trigger is seing Aizen say "Shatter, Kyoka Suigetsu" and raise his sword.
>>26198122Yeah, I want my old plan about Starrk and Lilynette befriending our family to still work - that and having them be honorary Shiba sounds like it'd be great.
>>26198084>shikaiStark can't beat his Shikai, so his bankai would be worse.
>>26198147She's definitely seeing it, which could be an acceptable reason for her to hang back.That and she's a pacifist.
>>26198114We don't have time sadly.
>>26198069So...Karakura-Raizer Team has a new recruit?
>>26198128http://www.bleach.yzi.me/gallery/Theories/illusion-on.jpghttp://www.bleach.yzi.me/gallery/Theories/illusion-off.jpg
>>26198161To be fair, Starrk did try and get out of the fight, as well.If he had gone 100% straight from the start, no talk, it might have turned out different.
>>26198174She gets to be red
>>26198161>>26197838>Is this a game?>Games are too taxing>I'm sleepy>I want to go back home>My neck hurts
>>26198127Wait, even Yamamoto?Or does he just... not really give a shit?
>>26198173Isn't there a way to alter speed and such, thanks to kido?Might be worth it solely for that.
>>26198110He might be more interested in us acquiring him some 12th division souvenirs during our trip. Just a thought.
>>26198191Weren't she and Yamamoto together as part of the original 13 court guard?
>>26198191he was the worst, he was her original boss when she was full psycho
>>26198202I meant to say speed of time.As in, we could slow it down.
>>26198103like I said a couple threads ago:>Lily going to Yuzu and Karin's school and becoming a complete terror for the whole campus.>>26198129Eh, Nanao's more like his daughter....guys, should we ship Nanao with someone?>>26198186>the whole team is red>it's a red ranger reunion>there's only ever been one incarnation of the team>THEY'RE ALL RED
>>26198174she'll have trouble getting a helmet on with that hollow maskalso completely unrelated to that but i'm wondering what Starrnette actually looked like when it was one being, the mask fragments are so radically different, but I can't help imagining them together and it makes a helmet with goggles and I like this
>>26198185That rarely happens. Even Soi-Fon always ends up fighting like it's a duel.
>>26198191You think Old Man Genocide is going to refuse to let Miss Psycho Murder-Bitch do what she wants?
>>26198204"Hey Urahara! I know I owe you a lot, so I brought back some totally not suiccide bomber lab assistants for you!">>26198208Yes>>26198191He just respects her wishes I assume
>>26198191>)>Wait, even Yamamoto?>Or does he just... not really give a shit?No, but he respects her wishes enough to acquiesce to them, so long as it doesn't cause problems, which it currently isn't
>>26197803Brief the rest of the team (especially our human allies) on what to avoid/fight.I think battle orders should generally be...For humans:>If you are outnumbered; run, hide and avoid. We're minimizing potential casualties here.>Use teamwork on Lieutenants (and equivalent power level), if they continue to chase and harass you.>Run away from Captains.For Arrancars, it might be a little more difficult since they can pretty much do whatever.And hope to god we don't meet street punks right off the bat. I've only started to work on pic, btw.
>>26198202There is a time stop/slow Kido, and Tessai should know it, but I doubt it's going to be a large enough difference in time to help in that fashion.If we want to do that we need to crossover with Negima and steal Evangeline's castle in a bottle.
>>26198224Not that we know of
>>26198229Technically the only mask fragment Starrk has in his sealed form is that necklace, remember?
>>26198227And Starrk could play as the single dad.Yeah, I like this.>>26198235Starrk fully believing he has lost his friends, after finally meeting some, would be just such asituation where it happens, though.
man i wish there was a Seishin to Toki no Heya somewhere in this quest...
>>26198236https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhv5GjclCfIshe is scary
>>26198227>shipIt will fail every time or people will end up paired completely differently than we'd try. Also, Ichigo has no reason to ship.
>>26198232>>26198232
>>26198249Hell, I still say we try some time stop/slow kido.Every little bit should help, especially since we're going to do some relaxing as well on the last day.
>>26198229>I can't help imagining them together and it makes a helmet with gogglesTheir original form was The Stig.No one could be around him because they would die from the awesome.Why does Starrk now have wolf powers if his Hollow form had nothing to do with wolves? Because The Stig can have whatever powers he wants, so shut up.
>>26198069You know, I honestly think Stark is the most likely to get killed if he pops his resurrection. And the most likely to survive if he doesn't (Lily's cuteness wards off danger).
>>26198229Classy press on eye mask. She doesnt need a helmet, she can go robin style.
>>26198282>implying I'm talking about in character or even right nowI'm just saying, there is potential there for shenanigans, and I want shenanigans.>>26198317His hollow form was a Vasto Lorde. Vasto Lordes are closer to humans. Thus Starrk's vasto lorde form was very much humanoid.What animal is man's best friend, again?
>>26198298Ichigo has no reason to believe kido can slow time
Well...
>>26198286oh you fixed it. coolhere's the current thread.
>>26198352>implying shenanigans won't turn into something horribly wrong
>>26198381
>>26198389If they didn't, they wouldn't be shenanigans.
>>26198320Though i guess she'd be on Karakura Superheroes first. She gets to be on TV. Killing spuky goats.Then we recruit Yachiru for the tv show as well. The Ratings will Explode.
>>26198388Didn't have to fix it; just posted the one I made and have been using for the covers.
>>26198389>implying that isn't the very point of shenanigans>>26198381oh god what have I done
>>26198361We know they can seal off space, in a way.Asking if they can also mess with time seems entirely reasonable.
>>26198434Doomed us all is what.
>>26198434I don't know, what did you do?~
>>26198352I remember I had a theory about that. It's not just that, his Adjuchas form was humanoid, he never had a Vasto Lorde form because his adjuchas form was inbetween that. That's how he became an Arrancar on his own, because he became powerful enough to go up another level, but since he was pretty much already a Vasto Lorde, the only level left was Arrancar. And yeah, the wolves are because of the man's best friend thing.
>>26198405We got Huenco Mundo already along with he identities of the Chizuru and Nel.
>>26198361Well, to be fair, he has no reason to believe it can't.As far as we know, Kido is just crazy super wizard magic and we have no idea what its limitations are.
>>26198459STOP INTENSIFYING!
>>26198459>Cosgrove makes a note to have Facebook stab Hime and NTR us
>>26198317Some say he was once declared King of The North, and his hatred for Rubens Barichello is matched only by the anger of the Old Gods
>>26198424I did not see the full kubo text when I first saw them. damn. Ah well. Nice job
>>26198381Oh, I'd been meaning to ask, should Hirenkyaku 1 still have a price tag associated with it? If so, is it really the same as the original buy?
>>26198500Nope, didn't catch that and fixed it!
>>26198494that is over the line hentai dude.also what is with the influx with that fetish nowadays?
>>26198484...Could you please reword that, i've no idea what the fuck was that.
>>26198538why do you think?
>>26198538Because people are awful.
>>26198494Pls no
>>26198538>FetishIt is one of the worst things ever, in my opinion.Unless it's the hero swaying a villainess or something, but that's a time-honored traditon of heroes.>yfw you realize we NTR'd Nel away from Aizen so he can't get lapdances.>>26198542We are Mr. Hueco Mundo.
>>26198494Our rage could reignite ten trillion dead suns.
>>26198557We still have those mentos don't we? We will need them.
>>26198585>Mr. Hueco Mundo>Our alias while in SSwat do?
>>26198557more japanese otaku's has girlfriends?god i don't know.
>>26198599>We see Kenny>Drop a bottle of coke and throw some Mentos in it>It's his new favorite thing ever
>>26198612it's fresh
>>26198557>ginandhiyori.png
The public is already aware of a masked vigilante who would be connected to the guy named Huenco Mundo during the drunken escapades so we can base off Karakura heros with him.
>>26198494"Hey Ichigo, remember me? I just asked my long-time girlfriend Orihime to marry me! Hey... wait... why are your eyes turning black? A-and where did you get that creepy black shadow cloak? Ichigo, ICHIGO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO STOP PLEASE NOT THE FACE OH GOD SOMEONE HELP ME."And then the Super Zangetsu Bros assumed direct control and ripped Tsukishima a new asshole, the end.
>>26198643Speaking of the mask, didn't Cos say it was half black and half white, like Momo's?
>>26198681And then he spends over 9000 eons in SS as a wizard training for vengeance when we're at out weakest.
>>26198643so ichigo is basically like a japanese batman now.that's cool.
>>26198711Not if we Quincy him
>>26198711>Implying OMZ wouldn't Quincy his soul to death for daring to steal his waifu
Guys, what if Kai was in the panda?
So...how do you guys think Keigo is going to end up back in time?Personally I think the Hogyoku will try to send it self back one more time to save itself, but Keigo will grab onto it.
>>26198690Please no, I love half-stripes mask.
>>26198756...fuck, that 's possible.
>>26198756
>>26198494
>>26198756A good point, is Kai here now?
>>26198732"....Ishida?""Yes, Kurosaki?""Remember how I told you we don't destroy souls?""...Yes?""I'm lifting that ban.">Volstanding
>>26198771No it's not Kai can talk through a stuffed animal, so he could talk through a panda.
“Are there any good hidden areas or rarely used places?”Isshin scratches at his chin before shrugging. “Probably, that was more the Fourth division’s thing, healing and maintenance, which I mentioned when I brought them up.”You nod before looking at him, then Urahara. “Would it be better to bust our way in fast and grab her or infiltrate?”Your father shrugs. “I suck at infiltrating, so I couldn’t say.”Urahara looks thoughtful before shrugging. “Both are possible and have bad consequences. The first means you might have to fight powerful opponents, the second means that if you screw up, you’re probably more screwed than the first option depending on who catches you. Not to mention, you’d need some sort of way of disguising your Reiatsu because Hitsugaya probably could recognize it easily.“Infiltration would also take much more time. That and you have two possible objectives to try and get to, so that would divide up your forces more either way.”At that point, the door to Urahara’s shop slams open and a blond haired, pigtailed girl in a red track suit stomps in. “…damndumbassmakingmedothetalkingI’llshowhim…”She clears her throat and points at Urahara. “Hey, Urahara, which one of these dumbasses is Kurosaki Ichigo?!”Urahara stares at the girl before slowly pointing at you.>You have control
>>26198798>slowly raise hand
>>26198795The panda was unconscious.
>>26198822It was eating bamboo, which the tub was filled with.
>>26198798"......sup?"Are there refreshments? If so, offer one.We couldn't give any less fucks about more midgets coming to talk to us and ask us shit.
>>26198798Who's this shorty and why exactly should I care?
>>26198798"Look, I really dont remember last night"
>>26198798"I'm Spartacus, I mean Ichigo, who are you?"
>>26198798"... ... that depends... would that person get stabbed if they admitted to it?">>26198822It was chewing on bamboo
>>26198798"Hey, it's rude to interrupt a private meeting- wait, is that a soul cutter on your back? Who are you and what do you want with me?"
>>26198798watch her say that they'll train us when we are already bros with our hollow
>>26198798"Let me guess, Shinji sent you?"
>>26198845This.
>>26198798I see my reputation proceeds me, I am Ichigo Kuroaski, and you are?
>>26198798>Throw up arms in panic>I SWEAR SHE SAID SHE WAS 18!
>>26198798"oh god did i adopt you when i was drunk?"
>>26198759Keigo will die. But his soul will choose to go back in time, the time when he was happiest, and he will be at season 1 first episode. Senna who loves Keigo wants to be with him too and wants to be in a time when Keigo'd love her, but since he already loves Orihime she'll go back in time before Keigo is born, and become his mother
>>26198821SecondingI hope we don't get kicked in the face.
>>26198845SUPPORT!
>>26198845D'oh hoho
>>26198798"Don't you have an elementary school to be in?"
>>26198845You cheeky bastard.This is going to get us kicked in the face, probably by multiple people, but we've gone entirely too long without making a bad joke.
>>26198903>mock strangers
>>26198845Oh my gosh.
>>26198845Yes.
>>26198917>mock rude stranger who barged into a store being loud and obnoxiousFixed.
>>26198856heh.its kinda weird we already achieved that before bankai.well we do need bankai for the next power tier anyway...
>>26198920Whoops. forgot to say i'm voting for that response.
>>26198845This, a thousand times this
>>26198822He started eating Bamboo later.>>26198798Raise hand in greeting, "Yeah, that's me. Who are you?"
>>26198880But what about the gay vampire luchador?
>>26198798Look Ishida dead in the eye, and point to him.
>>26198845This, but put our head down on the table first.
>>26198798Do you hear that? It is the sound of the Canon crying out in pain as we quickly flens it to gossamer fine shreds.
>>26198798"If this is about last night, look, I honestly don't remember what happened, but if you could explain the panda in the bathroom, I'd appreciate it."
>>26198845Oh my lord this.
>>26198955Ulquiora.
>>26198845giving my vote for this
>>26198798Ah yes, the runnty little thing we plan to match up with Hitsugaya. Our vengeance shall with brutal, evil, and nagging.
>>26199074Truly a fate worse than death.
>WritingHueueueue
>>26199074I thoguht we were sticking her with shinji?And just not pairing hitsugaya up with anyone at all?
>>26199085Fitting, considering he's already dead.
>>26199100our Aria is better.
>>26199090Usually I'm worried when Cosgrove starts writing.>huehuehueIt's all over, isn't it?
>>26199090>HueueueueOh god. Oh god. What have we done?
>>26199132Or it is just beginning.Now to tell her we can't spend a week working on Hollow Powers right now because we have to kick down the gates to soul society to save our girlfriend and kick Aizen in the dick.
>>26199132
>>26198730>According to Fate/Stay Again.Forgot pointer.>>26199115Debatable. His is much faster as an incantation.
>>26199132Oh come now, the worst thing he could possibly do is make her interested in us and... HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK!!
>>26199090We're talking about the yakuza, we know we (probably) didn't hook up with her.
>>26199096Nonsence! She'll a little firey viper of malice and anger.Hitsugaya is a perfect match. >We say, wringing out hands together evily whilst laughing.Besides, Shinji is quite brodly. We should try to find a different girl for him. How about Nanao? Fully frees up Shunsui with his old flame!
>>26199164Ha...hahaha...HAHAHAHAHAH!WE'RE DOOMED!Also, Shiro is going to be lonely, unless we can find a way to shake this.
>>26199090>>26199146I miss fishvore and Papa-N.
You tense up, looking around nervously before raising your hands cautiously."Look, I really don’t remember last night"At your words, her eyes widen and she points at you in fury. “Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU?! THAT WAS YOU?!”You hesitantly nod. “If that Panda was yours I’m sorry but-”“BECAUSE OF YOU I’VE SEEN HELL!”She jumps at you, feet extended in a kick.>roll me 1d20 dodge
Rolled 2>>26199197
Rolled 9>>26199197DODGE!
Rolled 17>>26199197Oh god!
Rolled 11>>26199197
>>26199213Okay, that'll do.
>>26199162Not the way he says it, it isn't.And the literal one is just as long.>>26199164The ONE TIME Cosgrove intentionally makes a woman want us and we DON'T want it...>>26199183Shinji has enough class to get girls himself.And I thought we wanted to pair Lisa and Chizuru?>>26199197SHE'S GOING FOR A RIDER KICK>>26199213BUT WE'RE SAFE!NOBODY ELSE ROLL!
Rolled 2>>26199197Woop.
>>26199197Oh shit, did we kick her into the Spring of Drowned Pig/Panda/Whatever?
>>26199164>Goddamn this Kurosaki bastard is a cheeky cunt>Holy shit he just won't shut up>He's the only person I've ever met that I can't kick into silence>I. MUST. HAVE. HIM.Please no. Please god no. Do not want 0/10 eloping with Keigo to Hawaii
Rolled 4>>26199197DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE
>>26199233stop
Rolled 18>>26199197Oh God Arrancars are going to hurt her!"I seriously dont know what went on, Urahara got me drunk and something!" Blut Up and take it.
>>26199197Can we use that Quincy skill to help us here or no?
>>26199224Well, he could say it faster when he's not taking time out to try and shank people between lines.
>>26199164Goddammit, we already have one shinigami girl, we don't need two.Especially since this one is the worst one
>>26199244Please, everyone, for the love of fuck, stop rolling.Every time we get a good result, others start rolling, can we please stop it?
Rolled 8>>26199197Can we catch instead?
>>26199223>implying Cosgrove won't auto-1 us. AGAIN.After the reaction, we need to go, "Look, I'll make a full apology for whatever, but I'm kinda busy right now planning to break into the Soul Society and steal back my spooky ghost girlfriend."
Save the slot in our harem for "short underdeveloped tsundere girl" for Rukia
>>26199255>No, we set her up with our little/big brother.Toshiro was like a son to Pops, its only fair we afford him the courtesy of brotherly affection & respect by SETTING HIM UP WITH THE CRAZY CHICK THAT WILL MAKE HIS LIFE HELL
Now that Vizards are involved...Can we set up one of the Vizards with one of the Arrancar? I'd really like to go full-on matchmaker
>>26199255one and a quarter. Don't forget Rukia, though she's likely to murder us.
>>26199277>spilling our plans to an unknown
>>26199252This is bleach- we have all the time in the world to talk all we want between shankings.Our aria is perfect for that.>>26199279>tsundereRukia's more developed than that.
>>26199314and far more nuanced and interesting.
>>26199279>>26199314I believe he means underdeveloped in the physical sense. Although Rukia most certainly has the best ass.
>>26199279Long as we don't end up with that one, i'm happy.
>>26199374I was talking about the tsundere.She isn't. At all. She's serious and all work and very little play, but she's not Tsun-Tsun at all, and once the SS arc is over, she's almost entirely Dere, but with more personality.
>>26199374Even as a confirmed Rukiafag I find that... debatable.
Rolled 20Really stopping rolling because the rolls are already decent? cowards.
>17You barely duck underneath as she hurtles like a missile towards where your head was. As she lands she growls at you, eye twitching.“ALL MASHIRO EVER TALKS ABOUT SINCE LAST NIGHT, ALL DAMN NIGHT IS WANTING TO GO FIND AND MEET KAMEN RIDER. FUCK YOU!”She slips off her sandal, weighing it in one hand.“Rider-fucking-dodge THIS!”A sandal is flying towards your head at intense velocity>dodge? If so 1d20>Then, actions?
>>26199416>Be huge Rukiafag myself>Start reading quest>Feel myself shifting hard to Orihime
Rolled 11>>26199197Damn it. Why didn't we Blut the attack? That would've been awesome!That's what my roll would've been for...
>>26199450blut vene, anyone else an aussie getting housos theme here?
Rolled 11>>26199450DEFLECT
Rolled 20>>26199450Dodge, catch, return to sender
Rolled 17>>26199472also, roll
Rolled 12>>26199450We have Hirenkyaku, right? Time to use it!
Rolled 12>>26199450Dodge again..."Look I feel that some of blame needs to be shifted over to Urahara here as he was the one that gave me the booze!"
>>26199450Hey Cos, >>26199443 was in the first ten, just WAAAAAAAAAAAAY late.Do we count it?
Rolled 3>>26199450HIRENKYAKU GOOOOOOO!
>>26199450Blut Vene
Rolled 4>>26199450Dodge, apologize, mention that our GIRLFRIEND is never going to let us touch alcohol again.
>>26199450Wait how does she know we did that? All we said was we don't remember last night. Are we still wearing something?
>>26199478and we have winner"WHY CAN'T I EVER CATCH A BREAK?!"
Rolled 4>>26199450"Damnit Urahara! What the hell was in that drink!"
Rolled 4Blut the attack
>>26199450"That was like twelve hours ago or less, how the hell could she annoy you THIS much?"
>>26199450"I'll break that illusion of yours!"Dodge and punch her out.
>>26199478>>26199443AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rolled 9>>26199450Blut it. BLUT THE SHIT OUT OF IT!
>>26199478
>>26199516>rolling when we got a 20why
>>26199505Support.
>>26199450we have a charged up crit, lets catch itsee here>>26199443
>>26199450>>26199478Oh god it's just like my chinese cartoons!
>2 20's>when dodging HiyoriThe Rider is still strong with us.
>>26199486If it does that means we have 2 20s
Why do we never roll this well when people are actually trying to kill us?
>>26199450Dodge and knock her down
>>26199478"RIDER RETURN TO SENDER!"
>>26199553/tg/ dice hate us with a firey passion.
>>26199553Kubo.>But-Kubo.>BUT-KUBO.
>>26199478>>26199443 (banked?)>Gets hit in face>"I... I've never had someone stand up to me like that before... CAPTAININEEDTOBEEXCUSED"
>>26199553Because Kubo
>>26199566>SO THERE I WAS BEING COSGROVE>MY QUESTERS ASKED IF THEY COULD GET THEM SOME GOOD ROLLS>AND I WAS LIKE "FUCK YOU">THEN THEY ASKED IF THEY COULD GET MULTIPLE WAIFUS>AND I WAS LIKE "YEAH ALRIGHT">AND THEN MY THREADS GOT A BILLION POSTS EACH>I LOVE MY LIFE
>>26199553Are you implying that she isn't trying to kill us?
>>26199451Huh, more Momo here, but only for this quest.Rukia's still the best girl in manga canon. I'm not sure about anime canon, considering Senna.
>>26199605>now knowing about his less than cryptic anti-harem post
>>26199505>>26199478These.
>>26199612Trying to kill us, but not seriously.That or enacting some sort of mating ritual.There may be no difference between those options though...
>>26199646>makes a joke>immediately throws more women at us>GUISE HE'S SICK OF THE HAREM STUFFSearch your feelings, you know Cosgrove is a haremfag.
>>26199450"HEY AT LEAST TELL ME YOUR NAME BEFORE YOU START WHIPPING ALL KINDS OF WEIRD FETISHES AROUND!"
Rolled 12, 2 = 14Hmm.... Well let's see..
>>26199676No, he is the devil and he is tempting us with golden brown apples.
>>26199646'Two' still counts as multiple....And is personally as high as I feel like taking it.
>>26199633>>26199451as much I like them both...I think the fact that I draw Harribel the most speaks for my preferences here.But Momo and Hime really are fucking amazing as well.>>26199662>That or enacting some sort of mating ritual.That's how we got 'Bel...
>>26199581Anyone have that one that's from this interview with the quote "my plan is to make /a/ choke on my dick every week. they don't want it, but they can't get enough"
>>26199696Pretty sure Chizuru is involved with at least 1 of our trio somehow...not sure who or how, though.
>>26199696Same here.Lot of others feel that way too from the past few times its been brought up.Speaking of which, do we have any fanart of Hime and Momo or all three of us together yet?
>>26199712Oh...I wonder...do Vizards develop similar instincts to those of Hollows?
Does anyone have any art requests?
>>26199748I really hope not.Please stop giving Cos ideas to troll us with.
>>26199748Probably.
>>26199748Fuuuuuck.
>>26199752Drunken Nell on a bed trying to blot out the world with a pillow.
>>26199696Eh, I still want to add in the hollows. I like rukia as well, but figure that ship has sailed.
>>26199775>Drunken Nell on a bed trying to blot out the world with a pillow.While Chizuru laughs.
>>26199752Orihime, Momo, and Ichigo hanging out together. Romantic or not is up to you.Alternitivly Gin daydreaming of Rangiku's tits
>>26199730I don't though I just try to ignore the arguments, kinda like how I ignore the QTGs, since they tend to give terrible advice and feedback.
>>26199730...sort of?>>26199752I ask that all the time, and I still have nine more drawings to do...but I'm dumb, so I'll ask that as well.Art Requests welcome.>>26199775oh god that sounds adorable.I wanna give that a shot now...>>26199789My brethren.>>26199795I'm actually working on the second one, except it's Gin daydreaming of Rsngiku and Haineko.
>>26199679>2No Haribel! Why did you jump in front of the projectile sandal? We had this in hand!
>>26199814>HainekoNice.Barely any of her.
>>26199826I think Hiyori has a two-die pool, considering her experience and (probable)righteous anger.
>>26199826I'm guessing those are the attack, and subsequent dodge rolls for the murder midget.That, or she just has a 2-dice attack pool do to having such a high rank in sandal-based combat.
>>26199839Also she's a Vizard. We have 2 die pools when we have our mask on.
>Urohara is secretly hoping his old Lieutenant kicks our shit in as hard as possible
>>26199854Actually, we have a 3 die pool without the mask (best of 3 rolls), with 10 being our die pool for crits.
>>26199196He's actually started up another story. Check the archives.
Hey I have a question that's been bothering me ever since I started Bleach and learning about its lore inbetween episodes.Is Orihime a Fullbringer or what?
>>26199880Five, for swording.
>>26199795I can do the first one.
>20vs12>catch, return to senderYou reach up a hand and catch it before using and redirecting the momentum to send it flying back at her, smacking her on the forehead and knocking her down. She gets up staring at you as you raise an eyebrow."That was like twelve hours ago or less, how the hell could she annoy you THIS much?"You pause and then point over your shoulder at Urahara with your thumb. “Also, I feel that some of blame needs to be shifted over to Urahara here, as he was the one that gave me the booze in the first place.”Her stare shifts to him, a dully, dangerous look in her eyes. “…I should’ve suspected.”She grabs her sandal and advances on Urahara who draws back. “Now, now Hiyori there’s no need for any of-AAAAAHHHHH!”You watch as she ritualistically beats Urahara with her sandal before all he can do it twitch, like a dead insect. Standing up, she wipes at her brow with her sleeve and smiles brightly.“Been a while since I could do that, forgot how fun it was.”Turning back to you, her look dulls down to annoyance. “So, you’re Kurosaki Ichigo? Dumbass Shinji told me to come fetch you or help you or something. Honestly, can I stick around here and give you a hand or something? I /REALLY/ don’t want to go near Mashiro until she cools down, and it’d probably be better if you… hmmm… /never/ went near her, now.”You stare at the girl in shock as she sits down on a cushion and lays back, sighing in relief.The group looks horribly shocked at the strange turn of events and are staring at the odd girl. She’s a friend of Shinji? One of the hollowified Shinigami?“So, whatcha all doing?”>You have control
>>26199814>Art Requests welcome.1. Kai (proportioned Godzilla plush form)2. Chizuru with Hogyoku tattoos3. Momo with her Hollow maskDisregard if they're already incorporated into other requests. It's mostly for personal reference.
>>26199866It probably isn't a secret.
>>26199896Orihime is Orihime.
>>26199896Nobody knows.
>>26199896Yes, Orihime and Chad are Full Bringers.
>>26199906"We're planning how best to attack Soul Society because they kidnapped my girlfriend."
>>26199906"Planning an assault on Soul Society. Wanna come?"
>>26199906>Urahara already beaten up>Gets beat up morePoor bastard
>>26199906welp, looks like retard kamen rider is part of our harem without ever meeting her. this is going either too well or not well at all
>>26199906Noticing she and Urahara seem to be casual around each other."Plotting to kick in the gates of Soul Society, save (grab Orihime's hand) our Hollowfied Shinigami Girlfriend, kick Aizen in the dick, and live happily ever after. Now who the hell are you and where the hell is that bastard Shinji? Leaving me high and dry"
>>26199906We're trying to invade SS without dying horrifically.
>>26199906"Planning arson, assault, aiding a felon and probably jaywalking.Short version is we're breaking into Seireitei to rescue my other girlfriend who Aizen tured into a Kamen Rider like us.Long version is that but with a game plan."
>>26199896I suppose the term would be fullbringer, but they are more similar to butterflaizen than any other character, IIRC.
>>26199906"Planning to invade soul society, to rescue my girlfriend. And hopefully screw over a certain schmuck with glasses." Then introduce the arrancar and finish with "Oh, and azien is apparently in charge of Hucundo mundo now, so that sucks."
>>26199896Yes. We might end up letting her (and the rest of our posse) in on our multi-classing gimmick though.
>>26199906"Planning a Jailbreak."
>>26199906"Preparing for something that you don't want to know about."Don't spill things unnecessarily.
>>26199967Let harem member and more ALLY IN JUSTICE!!!Seriously doubt the chick understands how a sex drive works, let alone has one.
>>26199970A version of this>"Planning an attack on Soul Society...">Grab Hime by the waste, place foot on table, and clench fist while looking toward the horizon (Background may or may not turn pink and orange and be raining cherry blossoms)>"... to storm the castle and save the princess!">Hime swoons as needed
>>26199906"Urahara, I assume there's no need for secrecy with her, right?""We were just talking about the best way to kick down Soul Society's front door and rescue someone. They kidnapped Orihime and I's mutual girlfriend, and we are understandably not pleased about it."Yes, I realize we haven't exactly told Isshin, or probably some of our friends, that we're in a 3-way relationship. I figure this would be a good, and hilarious, time to let that fact slip.
>>26199996Support.
>>26199970Shinji didn't leave us. We barely knew him.
>>26199906maybe let the group tell her and go somewhere private with chizuru to talk about that thing she wants to talk about?
>>26200042Ya, we met and talked with him for a single school day.
>>26200064Support because I forgot about this.
>>26200035I approve
>>26200038uhhhhh, I like it!
>>26199907I've already included the first two in a drawing before, actually.>>26200030Oh no, she has one.It's just buried under Kamen Rider fetishes.Plus, you have to admit that form-fitting suit ain't bad.
>>26200035Well there IS still some booze in our system.and Orihime would love it
>>26200066Barely even that. We asked to talk with him during lunch and then we skipped lunch to run out and punch a hollow to death.
>>26200064Shit I forgot about that. Support.
>>26200035Yes.Also, yes.
>>26200035No,
>>26200064this for attempted efficiency
>>26200035Okay yeah we need to do this, if only to cement the fact that we must never be allowed alchohol again.
>>26200035>by the wasteYou mean the ass?
>>26199906>Ratting our Urahara>>26198110
>>26200064I doubt Chizuru really wants to hold up the planning meeting with a private conversation that is suspiciously conspicuous. Probably we should wait until we have a genuinely private moment.
hmm...Writing
>>26200064Yeah might as well.
>>26200112>harribel>smilingRectify, please.Also, are we on a first name basis with her yet? I really like Tia.
>>26200184>Ratting out UraharaPlease, he earned that one by pranking us.
>>26200222Actually rejected, because of >>26200212Personally in favor of >>26199996 in interest of clarity.
>>26200225You want to call her "aunts"? Oooooooookay...
>>26200233To be fair, he rightly assumed we'd end up cockblocking him otherwise.
>>26200214Waiting
>>26200225Apparently it might be 'Tier' instead of 'Tia'?Just like Starrk has two 'r's.
We really should talk to the Demifiend when we get the chance.
>>26200214>>26200225>SmilingWe'll get there. I swear we will.Also, no, not yet. Ichigo isn't, anyway- he;'s only known her a week.And you know the moment we call her Tia (which IS a wonderful name) she'll burn up from the force of her own blush.
>>26200259>"aunty"Can't type for the life of me today...
>>26200262I doubt Yoruichi would consider us more than a fling, but point taken.
>>26200286"Tier," Then.Regardless, the end result will be the same.Harribel's face exploding.
>>26200310Her mask explodes off her face and the whole room is wet. Harribel has learned Ressureccion & Cascada.
>>26200296I see it as less of us hitting on her and more along the lines that we wouldn't leave and/or constantly be a downer asking him serious questions when he's just trying to relax.We're a buzzkill.
>>26200367We don't have time to party, there's JUSTICE to be dispensed.
>>26200367>Kurosaki, you're a buzzkill, have some booze>O-okay Mr. Urahara...The next day>Urahara I accidentally a whole Yakuza is this bad?Urahara has the worst plans.
I got bored.Have some BroGin
>>26200407>implying that wasn't part of his plan to eliminate the protection racket that was cutting into his profits
You look over at her. “Well, me and my friends are planning to invade soul society, rescue my girlfriend, and hopefully screw over a certain schmuck with glasses.”As you finish, Keigo starts weeping. “W-w-what did I ever do to deserve that?!”You give him a deadpan look. “Aizen, idiot. Aizen.”He looks up, happy again. “Oh, alright. Wait…”Keigo assumes a thinking pose, looking like he’s concentrating on something. “But I though Orihime was your girlfriend?!”He points at you. “You’re cheating on Orihime and casually admitting it in front of her?! What happened to the Ichigo I knew?!”Mizuiro pats him sympathetically on the back a Keigo cries. Tatsuki stares at you, her eyes look dead and flat as she stares at you with a murderous intensity matched only by Sinistar."...You are already dead, Ichigo.">You have control
>>26200365"Ichigo...my mask is no longer in the way. Shall we continue where you left off that night with the massage?"
>>26200407Three Whole Yakuzas even!
>>26200407>Urahara has the best plansFTFY
>>26200431Relax, it's not what you think, I'm starting a harem is all.
>>26200367Hmm, I thought the plan was actually to head home in about an hour (from the time we ended up having that first drink) and to spend the bulk of that time socializing with people other than Urahara. But I suppose he wouldn't have known that. We are a buzz kill though. Kidnapped girlfriends tend to do that.
>>26200431"'Hime, am I cheating on you with Momo?
>>26200431>"Uh... feel free to jump in anytime Hime... HEY SO HOW BOUT THAT SOUL SOCIETY RIGHT?!"
>>26200431"Hime, You're better off explaining.Please."
>>26200431Delegate. Hime talks to Tats and we deal with the young lady with the feet of fury.
>>26200431"Oh, we didn't mention that? The whole thing is complicated, and all Orihime's idea."Stay calm. They WANT to see us freak out, because that validates their ideas.
>>26200431Why yes I am, but Orihime knows, heck, it was her idea
>>26200460Then Tatsuki rips our throat out. Or breaks her hand trying.
>>26200485Support, this is the only proper response.
>>26200490No, we don't admit to it being cheating.Admitting to it being cheating is BAD.
>>26200431Shit's complicated Tats, let's just say nobody goes unsatisfied between Myself, Hime, and Momo
>>26200431Fukou daTell them we thought they heard us already
>>26200485THIS.Why did we say girlfriend. Worst possible phrase 1/100 on scale of things to do.
>>26200485thirding. gale, why u so crazy?
>>26200506>26200506oh yeah, bad wording
>>26200490>>26200485>>26200478>>26200475>>26200472"We teamed up on Ichigo and Pow pop! Gave him what for! He didn't stand a chance against two of us! Right Ichigo?"
>>26200521They weren't there
>>26200485this
>>26200431nah, It's OK when it's in a three-way, it's not strange when it's in a three-way. With me in the middle, there's some leeway The area's grey in a one, two, three-way.
>>26200431Hime, help me explain our relationship. Because it's not going to come across right no matter what I say.
>>26200431"Orihime is my girlfriend. Also. Momo is her girlfriend, also. It's really not that complicated."
>>26200509"And according my my calculations, We can afford to take on Five more female partners! Either as a group deal, or as a per day basis!">Orihime says this sounding completely serious"... Hime, What?!"
>>26200431>Whisper while sweating>"Orihime please save me"
>>26200531they weren't outside the door when we were having a threesome?
>>26200539>"With Momo in the middle, there's some leeway.">FTFY
>>26200431Grab Orihime's hand in a panic "OUR girlfriend! OUR GIRLFRIEND! (turn to Orihime) You didn't tell them? (back to Tatsuki) We're in a poly, that is a real thing that happens!"
>>26200472This seems to be the best response IMO. Seconding.
>>26200531I sort of assumed Ishida or Yoruichi would have blabbed on us by now, or that Orihime would have let something slip when talking to Tats.The fact that it remained secret for an entire week blows my goddamned mind.
>>26200431>"... I-I have to go! I hear a Hollow!"
>>26200599the arrancar turn around and look at you
>>26200573I think that was just Ishida, Chizuru, Yoroichi and maybe Chad.
>>26200573Nah they were at Urahara's
>>26200617No, not chad. Just Lesbro, Quincybro, and the Cat.
>>26200624And Kai.
>>26200431If we go the "Hime save us" route we need to end with "I didn't choose this life... /eye twinkle/ IT CHOSE ME!"still some sake in us
>>26200431Didn't you know? I'm part of Himes harem.
Brace for lewdicrous speed.
>>26200656HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>26200656I see what you did there
>Writing.
>>26200687I'm less scared and more intrigued.
>>26200702im more scared and less intrigued
>>26200687
>>26200716My relative levels of scared and intrigued have both exceeded most traditional scales of measurement.
>>26200687I can already hear Chizuru laughing, and imagine Ishida busting out the blackmail slideshow that documented the progress of the Ichihimemo relationship in the warehouse during the hidden week.
>>26200741My fear and curiosity are at an all-time low.
Well this seems appropriate now:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urguJr3oh60
>>26200629oh yeah, and Kai.>>26200526because if one isn't CRAZY enough, the proper solutions to life don't present themselves.No, but really, I'm just genre-savvy most of the time.
>>26200485But it WASN'T Orihime's idea.It was Yoruichi's.
Let's not shift the blame. Say it was all our idea.
>>26200778Except we not only don't know that, we don't want to piss off Yoruichi.Also, it's just in-character enough for Hime that Tatsuki's likely to accept it.
>>26200804I still say we get Orihime to explain it, if nothing else it will be cute.
>>26200804But it wasn't, at all.
>>26200804Hime might get pissed at us for taking credit for her plan.
You look over at Orihime. "'Hime, am I cheating on you with Momo?”Orihime rests her face on her fist, pointer finger extended, as she closes her eyes and thinks. Opening her eyes, she smiles brilliantly.“Nope!”Tatsuki’s head, along with everyone else’s, turns to Orihime so fast you’d swear she gave herself whiplash. “What.”Orihime bashfully rubs the back of her head. “Well, momo liked Ichigo and I liked Ichigo, then together our love outweighs Ichigo, two beats one, right? Well, it worked thanks to help from Miss Yoruichi and then…”Orihime ducks her head down, her face glowing red, and pokes her fingertips together nervously, mumbling incoherently.Apacci, sitting next to her, leans in before turning to you, looking confused. “What does it mean when she say ‘we did it all night long’ Ichigo? Does she mean training? It's training, right?! I want to train all night long with you, too!”Like a tennis match, everyone’s gaze is now back on you.>You have control
>>26200804But it actually wasn't, like, at all.They had to engage in a concentrated campaign of sexiness against us, and it STILL took Chizuru threatening us with grievous bodily harm before we fully came around to the idea.Taking credit would just by lying.
>>26200815We DO know that.In Fade to black Orihime says that Yoruichi's idea worked and that no straight man could win against two women.
>>26200846-I HAVE TO GO DO SOMETHING
>>26200846Apacci 2moe
>>26200846"I think this conversation needs to change subjects before it goes any further.Now."
>>26200846Well you see. Momo and I were concerned about Orihime's ability to defend herself in combat so we spent all night training her to be competent in hand to hand combat.
>>26200846Does this room have any windows that we can dive out of during our escape?
>>26200846What can I say? I'm the center of attraction.
>>26200846"No Apacci, that is not what she means. Well, by some definitions maybe, but not the one you're thinking of. Ask Yoruichi to explain it later, before I say the wrong thing and get my ass kicked."
>>26200846Explain that it was training for bed top sports for indoor types, and if she is still up for it then she has to clear it with the others.
>>26200846>You have controlYou mean we have to do damage control.Deflect. Deflect for all you're worth.
>>26200846HAHAHA!YES!WE DID JUDO AND KARATE AND SWORD FIGHTING BECAUSE WE HAD TO FIGHT A CAPTAINHAHAHAAAAAAA"I'm going to get a soda and totally not running away from my problems
>>26200898Oh gosh. This. I
>>26200846"Apacci, I'll tell you later. Actually, I need to have a talk to all of you from...out of town.Anyway, yeah. It's not a problem, Tatsuki. You know me: I'd never hurt Orihime.Hey, Uryu, can you do me a favor? I'm going to need hand-puppets by the end of the day."
>>26200846well, it was kinda like training i guess but,...no wait, um, heh heh uh well how about we talk about that later?>deflect like we've never deflected before
>>26200846Its not that kind of training and its not something I want to explain in publicand you'll have to ask Orihime if you can join.
>>26200846Hug AppaciDo it Ichigo, hugs haven't been a bad thing yet
>>26200846Laugh nervously while saying "Ah, I don't think that'd be possible." Laugh again.I want to see Orihime react to that too.
>>26200846"Training! Yes! Just training! I'm sure we can work things out once we've got Momo back safe and sound."
>>26200846"It was their idea."To Appaci, "People were impaled multiple times. It was a success, but it was very exhausting."
>>26200897seconding.
>>26200898This, then add that she should talk to Chizuru about that, as Chizuru is one of the best training partners a lady could ask for.
>>26200846Say miss kicks people alot what's your name by the way you never mentioned? (Obvious segue is obvious)
>>26200914SUPPORT!
>>26200898No. Don't say that, what until Hime does.
>>26200914Instructional Puppets!
>>26200846"O-of course Apacci... we can all stay up late one night and KARATE like like Momo Orihime and I did.I'll be great. YA!"
>>26200846Oh god Apacci, why do you do this to us.>>26200897>Ask YoruichiNot sure if good idea or best idea.>>26200898I like this, but it waits until Hime suggests it.We also have to place emphasis on the fact that she has to clear it with Momo and Hime and probably 'Bel too. Girl's got it BAD.
>>26200897This is good.It'll satisfy her curiosity, while passing on answering the actual question for the moment.I REALLY don't want to answer her question in front of all of our friends.
>>26200905You mean we have birth control.
Please PLEASE remember our father is in the room with us.
>>26200897Second.
>>26200982Momo's gigai disagrees.
>>26200846put hat on and smile"Rekt"
I WAS RIPPING AND TEARING LIKE A GARGANTA!
>>26200943>making chizuru pissed for thinking she can't get women herself
>>26200982We didn't use it in the threesomePersonally I think this will come back to bite us in the ass somehow
>>26200982No...no we don't...Oh god, the embarrassment...Isshin is still at the table.He might ask us if we used a condom in front of all our friends.
>>26200431Yes Keigo, we do mean you. We just don't know that yet.
>>26200987Please remember what he's like. He would probably approve.
>>26200943This sounds like a good idea. Deflect her to the all too happy to handle it Chizuru.
>>26200897Supportin'>>26200973>Not sure if good idea or best idea.Best idea.
>Goatchin's face when
>>26201013thatd be even more embarrasing
>>26200846Apacci, its not that kind of training, I'm sure Yoruichi would be happy to explain
>>26200846"Ok... you all want the truth? Fine I'll come clean. I... I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM OK?! Orihime and Momo spent the night trying to teach me how."
>>26200993Wrong.Put hat on, nod, smirk.>"Euphoric."
>>26200898Dumb idea for treating our relationship so loose.
No matter how we start trying to explain it to Apacci, Orihime should interrupt with, "well, we're kind of busy getting Momo back, but after the three of us can talk about letting you join in the... training."
>>26200846>>You have controlSINCE WHEN DID WE HAVE IT COS!!WHEN!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>26201034Oh god, this is perfect.
>>26200846"Actually it's a euphemism, (if she doesn't know what a euphemism is, tell her it's a an expression that means something more than what is literally said) I'll explain that later. All I am going to say about this at the moment is that the next day Momo was captured. If you have issues with my life choices, please hold them until after she's safe. Ok?"
>>26201024>ichigo's face when
>>26201050We keep getting some measure of control back, then immediately sacrifice it on the altar of the Huehuehue Gods.
>>26201050The last time we had control over what was going on was when we set the difficulty to Full Kubo.
>>26201034"But Ichigo" Ishida retorts, adjusting his glasses with a smirk "There's no pool in the warehouse."
Say something illegible then quickly change the subject
>>26201003"ya, like you did when doing it for the first time with mom pops"
>>26200846Restrain all reactions and emotionsRetort in a deadpan monnotone voice "How bot them Soul Societies?"
>>26201082Well maybe we'll just have to put you in it Ishida.
>>26200898not yet
>>26200897>Giving the damn cat more rope to hang us withEh, why not, whats the worst that can happen?
>>26200895Aren't we a couple stories underground? Also, time to gargantua away?
>645 postsHoly fucking shit. You mothas is crazy.
>>26201003>>26201093Isshin's a cool guy, but I don't really see him being cool with THIS.We may very well see a super serious angry side of him tonight. We already came in late after asking him to show up admitting to an underaged booze bender.A father can only take so much in a day.>>26201082He sees an opening for retribution from that night and takes it... we did this to ourselves.
>>26201082"I'll prove there is by throwing you in it"We DBZ Abridged now
>>26201167>Implying 645 is a lot for usYou should have seen the one that went to 1900.
>>26201167Yeah it has been a slightly slow thread I suppose. Not as bad as the one that barely broke 500 though.
>>26200846"I-I... wait. You know what? No. I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, but falling in love isn't one of them. I think I'm done here. Hime?"
"No Apacci, that is not what she means. Well, by some definitions maybe, but not the one you're thinking of. Ask Yoruichi to explain it later, before I say the wrong thing and get my ass kicked."You cough lightly. “So, um, was there anything else we needed for planning to do the whole saving Momo thing? Maybe?”Ishida stares at you, remembering something. “…you ruined all those sheets, Kurosaki. All that fabric wasted…”Isshin looks at you eyebrow raised. “Well at least, as my son you aren’t stupid enough to not use birth control…”He trails off, looking at the expressions on your and Orihime‘s faces, resting his face in his hands. “…Damn it, Ichigo. We‘ll talk later.”Apacci looks confused crossing her arms in a huff. “…Nobody ever tells me anything.”Urahars sits up, fan hiding his face. “So, looks like we have a good basis for the Soul Society plan which we can wrap up this evening. Who’s up for beating up Ichigo in a training match?”The blonde girl waves her hand. “OOOH, Me! ME!”She grabs you by your scruff and starts dragging you towards the training area. Apacci runs after you. “No! Nobody’s training all night with Ichigo without me!”You find yourself down in the training grounds, against your will. You’re back in Shinigami form and the girl smirks at you. “Ready for this berry boy?”You stare at her. “Firstly, what the hell is your name, anyway?”She blinks before shrugging. “Sarugaki Hiyori.”>actions?
>>26201192>1900 posts
>>26201169He already knows kind of?We showed up with Orihime and Momo to Masaki's grave remember?
>our faces when
>>26201277Hollowfy, behindyou.exe, kick in the head."Talking is not a free action."
Rolled 20>>26201277RIDER KICK!
>>26201277"Doesn't that mean monkey child?" Then attack.
>>26201300what he said
>>26201300This.
>>26201277"Alright Sarugaki, so how do you want to play this? Gradually build up and get a feel for each other, or go all out from the start?"
>>26201300>>26201309THESE
>>26201277>“Ready for this berry boy?”"Bring it on, tiny."Good practice for the inevitable Hitsugaya rematch, although I think anger might just make Hiyori stronger.
>>26201277"Ok fine Sarugaki Hiyori. I just have one request... pleasepleasepleaserekillmeohgodohgod."
>>26201277>>26201277Hollow up, and attack without preamble.Talking does not put the fight on pause.
>>26201300>>26201309TALK LESS RIDER KIIIIICK
>>26201309Tis, but no surprise attack bullshit during training bouts, we already got chewed out once for that. Show some honor (until she starts cheating!).
>>26201333>dat innuendo>dem triple 3's
>>26201309DICE APPROVE OF RIDER KICK!
>>26201300Can we NOT do that again? Remember last time where everyone kinda chewed us out for that exact same thing?
Heck ya! Show them why Huenco Mundo should not be messed with.
>>26201355>Hiyori>honorYou've never read Bleach, have you? Hiyori fights dirty.
>>26201277Declare it go time then kick her in the face.
>>26201355We already explained why we do that. It's IC now and if you disagree than you hate JUSTICE!
>>26201309No surprise attack bullshit though.Rider Kick is an honorable combat technique.
>>26201363>>26201355Grow some spines people. We had perfect justification for that and this is Hiyori.
>>26201300>>26201317>>26201328>>26201354>>26201352Lets not make the same mistake again. really guys actually fighting with honor will do us nothing but good in the SS
>>26201277NORMAL Shinigami mode first. We don't know if she can mask up in game yet.Ask if she's ready, then make judicious use of Shunpo and Zangetsu.>>26201309>"Oh god, it's another Mashiro."
>>26201277Oh god I actually feel the embarrassment.It's like when my dad came home early one night from his shift and was waiting for me in the dark when I came downstairs...That gut wrenching embarrassment... I want to sink into the floor all over again... godamnit Cosgrove.Oh ya, I guess we're in a fight.>"So, it doesn't look like we got a chance to get accuanted. How's Shinji doing these days anyway. Haven't seen him for a while."
>>26201417That's complete bull. Stop buckling because people said something once.
>>26201399The first time was justified because the entire point of that exercise was to get the Tres up to speed on fighting higher level opponents.This is just a straight training bout against an opponent we know nothing about, other than that shes a Visored and gets angry easily.
>>26201417thats bullshit and you know it
>>26201444And she also attacked us earlier and dragged us down there. This is totally justified and IC for us.
>>26201438>>26201457No its not if we behave with honor in the SS the Shinigami will treat us honorably in turn and not horribly murder our buddies when they inevitably capture them
>>26200846>>26201277and already the interlewd is made non-canon to the max
I'm pretty sure at this point we actually MISS getting stabbed to death.
>>26201417I call lies. Nobody fucking fights honorably in bleach. Not even the good guys.
>>26201277"So how do you want to do this? Two on one? Appachi on your team? Or a three-way free-for-all?"
>>26201374I have an I'm aware. But ichigo doesn't and isn't.
>>26201471Orihime's just being Orihime. She gets really weird sometimes.
>>26201417It was only a mistake the first time because it was supposed to be bringing people up to speed, and we managed to make it a combat exhuberance thing.Here, Hiyori has pretty much done nothing but unwarrantedly attack us. If she can't keep up, boo fucking hoo.
>>26201469>still trying to diplomanceJust fucking stop. We want to beat them, not impress them. Everyone has told us that there's almost no reasoning with them at this point, and fighting honorably isn't going to stop Zarachi from murdering us to death.
>>26201481Kenpatchi, Johnny Snow when he is not being the patrion of collateral damage, Tousen and many MANY others.
>>26201498This isnt canon Ichigo you shit-fuck
>>26201488I am hesitant, at this point in time, to support Ichigo suggesting three-way free-for-alls, in any context.
Rolled 18, 19 = 37>Hmmm
>>26201500so you're saying we should take it to the limit like we did when fighting Harribel
>>26201498You haven't read bleach quest have you. Ours is and does.
>Training>All nightAlso Hime, I love you and everything, but you've RUINED us.
Rolled 56>>26201529welp, we are fucked
>>26201529Oh no.
>>26201530Yes. I want her to realize bullying us isn't going to work.
>>26201508Dude, we CAN'T beat them.Yamamoto will kill us with our bare hands and make our skeletons part of his bankai.
>>26201277>When lewding with a Vizard, your Jinzen's link>Which means her Hollow pops in>Which means Hichigo makes a 'special' friend>Hichigo and OMZ.jpeg
>>26201529>>26201529Maybe our next action should be to mask the fuck up...after the completion of our righteous rider kick
>>26201481What are you talking about?Almost everyone respects pre-fight banter.
>>26201498>what is reading comprehensionget out
>>26201513>tousenBWAHAHAHAHA>kenpachiFucking crazy motherfucker>John snowLiterally just tried to kill us, and a mentally damaged momo a couple threads ago for existing.
>>26201471>interlewd?Say what now?>>26201529We've known her for all of 10 minutes and ALREADY she hates us enough to want to stab us... which may not be a bad thing. Maybe we can die again and everyone will forget the conversation we just had again when we wake up.
>>26201557We aren't trying to beat ALL of them dumbass, we're trying to beat the ones we end up meeting, which we're also trying to avoid. There is no diplomacy option anymore UNLESS we meet the flower man, other than that I am not giving up the advantage to fight honorably because you think it'll impress the people who are already set on killing us.
>>26201508Dude, all we have to do win against Zarachi, its the rest of his eleventh deciding we have to die because we were faggots that I worry about.Shit even the faggot of the 11th is honorably until no one can see his fight and even then the extent of his cheating is just using the spell like ablities of his sword.
Rolled 98>>26201579tell that to shunsui
>>26201551>>26201552We rolled a 20. Can you people not count?
>>26201590bleach.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600012840
>>26201625>It's finished>IT'S FINISHED... Imma need a moment or tenthanks
>>26201579Oh yeah, pre fight banter, yeah.But after that it's "oh, you are stronk? time to pull out my ultra hax manuvers."it's like a staple of shonen.>>26201612Shunsui and starkk seemed to have a bit IIRC
>>26201612He's a rare exception.But he's pretty much the only one who does it.
>>26201598But they're not necessarily set on killing us.Especially since they're so much stronger than us that they don't really need to.
>>26201588In Tousen's fights in the SS he was nothing but honorable, no sneak attacks no teamups just beating people down till he fought kempachiKenpachi But he fucking took care of our teammates Orders to kill us and not damaging Momo mentally is pretty much impossible.
Rolled 79>>26201642and then shunsui shadow stabs starrk in the middle of his speech when he got serious.
>>26201642Well yeah, but the point is that you introduce yourself first.It's a matter of decorum.
>>26201667And got shit for it from the visoreds, even though he saved their asses.
Rolled 25>>26201687survival is better than honor. come on cos, we are waiting to be violated
>>26201675We already introduced ourselves. What do you think that whole sandal thing was?
>20v19You narrow you eyes and immediately flying kick her, right in the face, sending her tumbling back. She gets up, spitting out a bit of blood and smiles. “Don’t think I’m used to that maneuver yet? But… that’s a good attitude asshole, let’s see if you can keep up!”She pulls out her sword, smirking. “Chop cleanly, Kubikiri Orochi!”Her sword becomes a large cleaver with a serrated saw-like blade as a mask appears on her face. She pulls it to the side, revealing her grinning face.“Let’s do this, BERRY BOY!”She charges at you as you attempt to mask up and…>dodge>parry>write in
>>26201557...meant to say 'his bare hands' but I'm rolling with it.Yamamoto is strong enough to kill us like this.
Rolled 14>>26201721PARRY LIKE A PRO
>>26201721>parryMeet her head on!
>>26201721Also, roll me 1d20 to MASK UP!(fucking copy and paste missing shit)
Rolled 19>>26201721Slip your sword in between the serrations, twist to disarm.Protip: when fencing, disengaging is the most irritating thing ever.
Rolled 15>>26201721BlutAlways Blue"I'm way too hungover and pissed for this right now."
>>26201721Dodge
>>26201721After Image Shunpo, trip her with a bandage sweeping zangetsu from behind, palm but do not activate a Seele Schneider into our off hand from sleeve pocket....or are we still a shirtless shinigami?
>>26201721Parry
>>26201701Its like you missed the point of chivalry. Shit actually works in mitigating the horrors of war till some nitzchine faggot decides it doesn't matter fucks everyone's day with special focus on his own.
>>26201751NO ONE ELSE ROLL!
Rolled 16>>26201721jesus christ, she doesnt fuck around
>>26201675The main question is: Does ignoring decorum gain us a larger advantage than being seen to abide by it?I would lean towards no. We get one attack out of it. Maybe. Possibly two or three, if we are VERY lucky, and kill the people we used it on the first couple times.And then basically everyone goes "Welp, guess there's no point going with the polite option. Let's just fucking kill him." And then they do. Because we are not capable of winning a fight with Soul Society if they want us dead enough to disregard politeness.
>>26201721Mask the fuck up then perry!(Blunt too? Blunt too!)
>>26201751Looks like we just activated our mask.Also this sounds like a good action.
Rolled 2rolling for mask >>26201748
>>26201721Punch her in the face!
>>26201768This isn't a war, it's an invasion. We've already fucked Chivalry. Also, Chivalry never stopped the slaughter or mass rape that happened after a victory.
Rolled 2, 20 = 22>>26201721Rolling to mask upRolling to Blutin that orderlets focus our current frustrations
>>26201772That she does not.
>>26201795we have a 19, stop
>>26201802Its like you never studied history.
>>26201773The thing you're not getting is that we can't kill any of our opponents.Because if we do, then the whole soul society will fight for keeps.And when a captain of the gotei 13 fights for keeps, we die. We die fast.As do all our friends.
>>26201755Lets not use Blut right away if we can help it.Save if for later when we can surprise her with it by taking a hit and giving zero fucks while we counter attack.
>>26201822Name one example where it did.
>>26201818It's that one guy that compulsively completes roll allotments. Not much we can do about it.
>>26201804Blut Arterie (offense) or Blut Vene (defense)?
>>26201804See my last post with regards to the /tg/ dice.
>>26201825>when a captain of the gotei 13 fights for keeps, we dielel, toshiro was beat by us with less than 2 weeks of experience
>>26201825>>26201773Wait never mind, you're agreeing with me.Sorry for not reading closer.
>>26201835There weren't any mass slaughter or rape after the first few crusades that only started happening when the peasants who weren't knights got in and when the Arabs proved themselves repeatedly to be faggots.
>>26201867He is the weakest though isn't he?
>>26201848He didn't specify, it's invalid.
>>26201829I think the idea is to use blunt but hopefully not need it at this point in the fight. She'll only notice it if we fail to avoid getting hit.
>>26201802> it's an invasion.Uh, really? Because I thought it was a rescue mission, as in we go in, get Momo, and leave. Preferably without giving them reason to mobilize a multi-captain task force to wipe us off the face of the earth because we acted like huge cunts and affirmed their belief that we're a bunch of evil dickbags.
>>26201867He has a time limit.And we had help.And he wasn't fighting seriously.
>>26201847why
>>26201867In the real world. Where he had limiters.That shit will not fly in Soul Society.
>>26201721"I see you have a big sword.I have a big sword as well.But mine is better."Spin and throw.
Fun fact: Her Shikai has not been revealed in any official capacity; so Cosgrove may decide to throw us for one hell of a curve ball here.
>>26201867We did cheap shot him though.The more deciding one was up managing to beat Tier. a quite highly powerful Vasto Lorde, with an Arrancar before that.
>>26201891Actually judging by his absurd dice pool, I'm pretty sure he didn't have a limiter on, due to the dire circumstances and Aizen wanting to make sure the job got done.
>>26201890He's likely some kind of troll/idiot, and I don't have internet telekensis
>>26201867He was restricted to about ten percent of his full power.
>>26201891>limitersproof, right now. he would've released
>>26201877Okay that's on me, I probably shouldn't have continued to use chivalry. I meant honor and examples from feudal Japan.
>>26201721Oh ya?Well Yabba Dabba Doo Zangetsi!And then we have her just run into our Blut'd fist.
>>26201907I was under the impression is had no special properties other than being a tool of horrific evisceration.
>>26201923Captains leaving Soul Society are subjected to limiters, so that they don't fucking break everything. It's standard procedure. This shit is in the manga.
>>26201907Oh right, it probably does... something.
>>26201907Almost all Vizard shikai were revealed during the Winter War.https://www.google.com/search?q=hiyori+shikai&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=P1fvUYG_G6n84APo3IGoDQ&biw=1149&bih=885&sei=QVfvUbOVCLOj4AOVhYGAAQ
>>26201886>rescue missionWhat do you think they'll see that as? Because since we're going in there unpermitted, we are in fact invading.
>>26201916Did we even have our power at full when we did either of those? we're fucking stronk
>>26201917Actually, since he was responding to the defection of a hollowified shinigami, you're probably right.
>roll me 2d20 to parry!
>>26201947He meant as in if it has a special ability, or if it just looks horrifying.
Rolled 1, 1 = 2>>26201961Parry away
Rolled 4, 18 = 22>>26201961Parrying!
>>26201924You fucking asshole now I'll have to do actual research, but the reason why is probably existed the same there as it was in europe until some faggot ruined everything for everyone.
>>26201947I know and understand that, but it's other abilities haven't been revealed.It's highly unlikely all it does is a form change. Even Ikakku's has an ability.
>>26201935all of them do something. even the bald guy from zarakis squad could split his in multiple pieces. we might get another zabimaru or something>captcha:concrete fastbjwelp, looks like theres another harem member
>>26201818>>26201847>>26201890>>26201918No, i just have slow refresh.thanks for judging.
Rolled 14, 20 = 34>>26201961Oh crap!
Rolled 11, 5 = 16>>26201961TOUCHE
Rolled 6, 11 = 17>>26201961We need to pick up a rapier.
Rolled 2, 1 = 3>>26201970Dude. Unfunny.
>>26201891I'm like 90% sure you can't release a Bankai with a limiter active.Either way, it was 3v1 and we STILL only beat him because Chizuru took a bullet for us.
>>26201944And they release you faggot, besides a captain wouldn't use one for killing a hollowfied lieutenant
>>26201980VICTORY
>>26201970My bad....auto complete on the email field, was 2d2-
>>26201954We were at full when we fought Harribel.Harribel herself... probably wasn't even with all the resting, due to her personal philosophy preventing her from chowing down on souls.And it was the most even match probably in the history of the quest.
Rolled 18, 9 = 27>>26201961>>26201970You better comend yourself to the gods of death
>>26201970you, sir, are a mongoloid and a heathen. i just about shat myself. for shame
>>26201970>>26201987hue hue hue guys
Rolled 3, 14 = 17>>26201961And now for an actual roll...
>>26201987top lel
>>26201973Actually, no it didn't. Honor was pretty redundant, because actually surrendering went against it. So any survivors were completely screwed.
>>26201987Not meant as a joke, was me fucking up putting dice in my email field again.
>>26201987You're one to talk.
Rolled 11, 16 = 27>>26201961https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4eccPBFEjE"Berry Boy? Then Come At Me Strawberry Shortcake!">Attempt the parry, and then"Come on Appachi, Dont just stand there, come at us, Either of us! Free for all!"
>>26202022I figured, given the placement. But the opportunity for that was beautiful.
NO ONE ELSE ROLL!
>>26202028I don't think Apacci is in this.
Rolled 15, 17, 19, 8, 5 = 64>...and in this corner...
>>26202028Supporting
>>26202043We're at the end of eligible rolls anyway. That's five.
>>26201980
>>26202015The soldiers yes, but the civies is what we are talking about. As well it has been rather well documented that some knights would wait for their opponents to pick up dropped weapons before they finished them so there is that.
>>26202058>Apacci runs after you. “No! Nobody’s training all night with Ichigo without me!”No, she's here, and Adorable.
>>26202058She's busy getting a regretful lesson.She will most likely then become super lewd and crude until Sharktits sits her down
>>26202062Close.Also, impressive dice pool.
Rolled 6, 9 = 15And for the one roll nobody expects...
>>26202082I thought that Arrancar had at least vague memories of being human right?
>>26202100>6, 9heh hehawwww riiii
>>26202094Why do I get the feeling that Tatsuki, Ishida, and Chizuru have just joined up with Hiyori and Appacci against us?
>>26202062>5d20We really need to start working on our swordsmanship...
Basically, the whole honour discussion comes down to this:If you are a total cockweasel to people, they are more inclined to be a total cockweasel to you in return.Soul Society can survive our deciding to disregard honour. We cannot survive their deciding the same.
>>26202100Oh... no?
>>26202070Honor only applied during the fight. It was rules for fighting. After the battle they would either A) execute everyone(including family members, children, women etc. not sure about unrelated civvies) orB) force the surrenders into horrific slavery where they were raped and treated as subhuman for surrendering(once again, that's for the family, not sure about peasants)
