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BLEACH QUEST XXX, part II
>“Sacrifice is inevitably necessary, nothing worthwhile can be achieved without it.” -???

Previous threads archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Bleach%20Quest
Bleach Quest Twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOp
Skills and perks pastebin: http://pastebin.com/etq4kyMk

First, let me explain how dice rolls work here on Bleach Quest. I take the best of three, barring any Critical Successes or Critical Failures. If I have not yet asked for dice, and you roll anyway, your roll will count towards the next time I ask for rolls be it for good or ill. After I get three results for a roll, all others are discarded. Normally I take best of 3. If you delete rolls, I will discard that and take the second highest roll.

LAST TIME!


You wince and stammer out an acceptance as you’re pulled to a large table, the room cleared out. Sitting around it are the rest of your friends and family, barring Yuzu and Karin. Your dad gives you a raised eyebrow as Ishida and Chizuru set the bags out of view before sitting down as well. Urahara gives you an apologetic smile, his face badly bruised and beaten looking.

Your father clears his throat. “Alright, now that we’re all here… Let’s begin our planning. While I can spare the time, is there anything you all need to know from me for your plans?”

>You have control
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>>26196360
Are we going to put the XXX in the XXX?
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>>26196360
The first time we have had control in a long time.
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>>26196375
After the meeting
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>>26196392
Yay, delicious incest
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>>26196360
WHERE DID THE PANDA COME FROM!?
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>>26196360
>you have control
>implying this isn't just kubo's wild ride.
Anyway, fuck yeah, bleach quest.

"What should we watch out for in particular? Any specific squads?"
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>>26196360
IIRC from last thread
>where momo might be held
>people we might run into
>any insertion points
>any good cover identity possibilities
>any potential allies
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>>26196360

"Oh is there, recent events have added more to my mental list"

Here is a PDF containing what we know and don't know about our assets/friends.

An idea for how to organize ourselves into teams during the invasion/infiltration.

A list of 30 plus questions for our assembled group before we begin plotting our timeline, insertion, execution of goals, and extraction.

Hopefully this goes over with you, my fellow players, better than the last one I did.
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>>26196360
-SS layout/map
-Hidden areas for hidin'
-Division description with lieutenant and captain power/personality info
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>>26196419
Still shit m8
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>>26196360
>Reposting from last thread


First, spiritual limiters so our spirit pressure doesn't instantly give us away.

Second, disguises and cover stories that can pass a cursory inspection.

Third, maps of the damn place.

Fourth, a primer on terms we should be familiar with, squad symbols, that sort of thing. Last thing we need is to get into a situation where we have to lie, and we fuck it up by saying something retarded and nonsensical.

Finally, info on the Captains, so we know who to run away from.

Remember Ichigo, this is a sneaking mission! If the enemy sees you, find a place to hide until the Alert timer wears off.
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Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
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>>26196421
>>26196414
>>26196407

WE ARE HIVEMIND, I HAVE ASKED THE RIGHT QUESTIONS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~

.pdf
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>>26196360
These two:
>>26196414
>>26196421
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>>26196438

It doesn't even have the diplomacy this time, its a list of our possible assets and a list of questions to fucking ask. More to the point, question others have just asked as well are in the list of questions also so assembled.
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>>26196360
Ask that he kindly explain: the layout of soul society, the organization of the captains, any info about their powers or strength he remembers, where prisoners are kept, and the best way to get there.
OOC: You dont have to list all that explicitly, Cosgrove, but our allies should all have a base understanding in character about what they are getting into. Most of them, including Ichigo, know little to nothing of SS.
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>>26196414
>>26196440
>>26196421
>>26196462
These, specially that OOC bit
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>>26196360
1. Current captains, lieutenants and other people of importance, and their abilities and temperament.
2. Basic geography of Soul Society
3. Where they are most likely keeping Momo.
And anything else that would help us achieve our objectives, which are:
1. Rescue Momo
2. Expose Azien for the schmuck he is
3. Get various criminal charges waived if possible, see #2
4. Limit Damage to Soul Society as much as feasible.
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>>26196414
this plus
>layout of Soul Society
>Soul Society's policy on hybrids and attacks. do they go for lethal force, or respond depending on how lethal we are
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>>26196438
Also I don't think you could have read all that as quickly as you responded to it?
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>>26196414
This, also (given how long shinigami live) it would probably be worth it to get some more information on the captains (Bankai info, temperment, likelihood to simply ignore us/hunt us down...that kind of thing).
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>>26196494
I've read it. And it sucks.
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>>26196360
Let's see
>Where Hinamori is likely to be
>Any obstacles that might be in the way to reach the soul society
>How we're supposed to leave, like can we just use a garganta, and then another garganta to this world?
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>>26196494
Yeah I did. It's stuffed full of useless shit Ichigo wouldn't even have time to process.
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>>26196602

even the questions that others seem to be asking as well?

Where would they likely hold momo, considering Toshiro was supposed to kill her on sight?

Who are the last known captains and likely successors since you guys were there? How might they compare in power to ice shota?

Hinamori mentioned a limiter, what was that and is that important?

PANDA?
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>>26196556
It's so funny how you're such a dick, m8!!!!!! Like, hahaomg! XD
I mean, woooow, you rly showed that namefaggot~~!
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While we're all here, lets ask Neliel if Aizen had any shinigami collaborators that she saw at Las Noches.

Not sure if Urahara knows or told us about Tousen and Gin just yet.
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>>26196636

its funnier that I'm reacting and feeding a troll because I had a shit ride home today. I forgot that you don't feed them...I forgot...
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>>26196636
Be careful man, if you wear shoe polish in a country club you might get beaten.
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>>26196494
If you have to make a pdf document to hold all your questions, you're asking too many questions.
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>>26196581
I didnt think of garganta. Good idea. Do they work in SS? How long can we keep them open?
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>>26196671
Aizen used one in the SS.
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>>26196635
I think anon meant that we have a limited amount of time to plan is we still want to get some training in and maybe have a meeting with the vizards before go time, so we might want to keep it to 5-10 questions and a few follow ups. Also, am I the only one worried the yakuza are going to pay the family clinic a visit while we're away?
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>>26196667

I'm sorry, I thought we were planning to invade heaven, not interview someone for a highschool newspaper.
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>>26196658
>stop hating what I made
Yeah, no.
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>>26196698
I thought he used Caja Negacion?

But I guess a Garganta was used as well.
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>>26196698
I thought Aizen had superchunky or whatever it was called open one from hueco mundo and pull them back with negacion, so we don't know for sure whether you can open one soul society side
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Looks like things are about to get dangerous...
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>>26196419
Way to many questions, excessively complicated, has no explanation as to how the reserve team is supposed to avoid getting found while still being close enough to assist. On the plus side, it is marginally less stupid than your previous attempt.
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>>26196709
Well you thought wrong.
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>>26196360
Did someone tell us Momo hasn't already been killrd? I can't remember.
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>>26196709
well there is a newspaper in SS, maybe we strike and take that first then start a campaign of a) Disinformation and b)derogatory articles about Aizen
or not, eithers fine
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>>26196709
>>26196703
We can cooperate on this. Its just a quest, and you are all pretty excellent guys.
We have some of the main questions down. We can probably ask more later if needed.
The documents a good way to get a lot of info out there. Lets not get huffy about it.
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>>26196714
No that's the thing that was only ever used once onscreen. It was used to shove into a hollow hole and trap a hollow into an alternate dimension.
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>>26196752
We know Shiro captured her rather than just killing her.

We have no idea WHY he did that, but last anyone saw her she was alive.
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>>26196768

I'm sorry...it's been a shit day...I shouldn't be so reactionary.
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>>26196721
I am the think that that flaps in the night. I am the typical shonen protagonist. I am ICHIGO KUROSAKI *dramatic reveal of us in bankai*
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OH HEY EVERYONE GUESS WHO'D DELIVERING THAT PROMISED INTERLEWD/ FAPFIC?!:

fanfiction.net/s/9522518/1/BQ-Interlewd-1-Fade-to-Black
-OR-
bleach.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600012840

Sorry it took so long guys... Hope it was worth it for you.
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>>26196771
same thing
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>>26196771
Right, I meant regular Negacion.

That

>slowly ascend to Hueco Mundo while giving a speech

Beam.
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>Writing, but its taking me a minute, sorry.
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>>26196816
They used that to protect themselves, but what they used to get to Hueco Mundo was a garganta I thought.
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>>26196816
>>26196837
why did they have to use the same name for two abilities...? That's so dumb.
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>>26196858

I wonder if that happens, we can us our Garganta to close theirs?
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>>26196703
>am I the only one worried the yakuza are going to pay the family clinic a visit while we're away?

We seem to have covered our tracks fairly well (assuming the Yaks don't have a spiritual specialist in their employ, but I doubt that), and Isshin is getting his powers back.

Also if the news report is to be believed, we didn't just rob them, we fucking dismantled them.
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>>26196858
well yea, but they didn't open the garganta, the bigass monster did, so we don't know if you can actually open one soul society side
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>>26196805
The lack of nipples and how flat everything but her face looks disturbs me.
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>>26196877
That would be interesting. And if not, we could open a normal one and actually pursue them immediately and have all of the SS on their ass if we did that. That would put us on good terms with the SS and beat Aizen in one foul swoop. We just need to make sure he doesn't know we can do that yet.
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>>26196895
there's something wrong with her bottom as well, looks like she's only got one buttcheek and her leg splits into two at the knee
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>>26196801
Almost.

I am the terror that that flaps in the night. I am strawberry on your tuna, I am the sand in your gigais undies, I am pimple before a big date, I am ICHIGO KUROSAKI *dramatic reveal of us in bankai*
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>>26196916
he probably knows we can open them since we went to Hueco Mundo and got Nell
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>>26196916
>We just need to make sure he doesn't know we can do that yet.

I'm pretty sure he knows we can Garganta. Ice Boy will have reported on the fact that we have Hollow powers, and Aizen sent Nel after us specifically when we were in Hueco Mundo, and there is only one way to get to Hueco Mundo.
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Can't keep track of all the weird wapanese names?:
bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Characters

Don't know what's going on and want a "quick" recap? Don't worry your pretty head:
http://pastebin.com/mrx3gdgE
(Covers BQ:1 - BQ:28)

Interested in some sightseeing around town?:
http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Karakura_Town

Want to be an expert like Cosgrove? Read the manga:
http://starkana.com/manga/B/Bleach

Too lazy to read? How about some /tv/?:
http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/bleach
It’s on Hulu too. Well most of it anyway.

Want more /tg/ related Bleach in your life? How about a d20 system?:
bleachd20.wikidot.com
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>>26196948
Beat me to it. What this anon said.
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>>26196935
You made it better, yeah.
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>>26196948
>>26196938
Hollow powers and Garganta aren't necessarily the same thing. Ice boy was KO'd by the time we used Garganta with Chizuru, remember? Also, I wonder what he could use to counter that when he escapes, because I'm not so sure that there's much he could do.
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>>26196805
Oh hey that's a thing now...
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>>26196935
Orihime has to use this to describe us to someone else in our presence.
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>>26196948
Wait what?

I thought it was her routine Vasto Lorde finding mission?

She didn't even know who we were until we introduced ourselves.
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>>26196805
Hollomo fic coming sometime soonish (I hope).

Sorry for the wait to the point where it's all more or less irrelevant at this point...
I tried though.

And special thanks to my editor/ proofreader!
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>>26196805
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>>26197063
Yeah. Aizen doesn't know we can Garganta yet. Toshiro was KO'd by the time we used it and Nel was on a routine mission that she may have had weeks to do. All he knows is that Nel may have disappeared and we have some semblance of hollow powers.
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>>26197156
No, he saw us use one, we tried to push him into one and failed.
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>>26197156
Actually I'm pretty sure Aizen has his own surveillance bugs remember?
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>>26197156
>Aizen doesn't know
10/10 I laughed. We don't even know who Aizen /really/ is or how he gets information, we also think Aizen might have done all of this on purpose.
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>>26196921
>>26196895
the pose and all is enticing, but the picture stops just short.

>>26196805
Guess I know what I'm reading before bed.
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>>26197175
It dissipated before he even turned around didn't it? Also
A) He may have gone underground instead of reporting
>>26197188
We don't know if he has those yet do we?
B) He may not even know what that is
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>>26197216
Technically we don't know who Aizen really is either.

For all we know Keigo could be a clone or something.
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>>26197220
>It dissipated before he even turned around didn't it?

First off, SS can detect Garganta remotely. Its how they know when Hollows are breaking into the World of the Living.

Second, he's a fucking Captain. If someone rips open a Garganta and tries to push him in, he's going to fucking notice it. The giant black tear in the fabric of reality can't be hard to sense when you're standing right next to it.
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>>26197258
Truth.
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Since it's so quiet. I might as well bring up the apartment and the stolen Yakuza money. It's beneficial to us to have a place for the 5 Arrancar and Momo to actually stay (and maybe Hime and Chizuru), cause they for sure aren't staying in the clinic. I figure after this we can talk to Urahara about laundering the money and buying the abandoned apartments to renovate for living space. The warehouse is all well and good, but it's likely pretty crappy for actually acting as a long-term domicile.

Depending on exactly how much we have, we might be able to also furnish the rooms completely and get the various spirits proper wardrobes and stuff. Though it'd be prudent to turn the first floor into a kind of big living room/dining room, if only to act as a kind of party room for victories and such.
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>that horrible feeling when it's 1:30am and you've got to be up in 4 hours to go to work.
Oh well time for Bleach Quest
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>>26197292
That's...a really good idea
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>>26197247
>Keigo, Aizen's moral compass ripped from his soul and given a body to drive.
Not sure if Aizen/Keigo melding is intriguing or cliche?
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>>26197302
It's 8:30 pm here, I can actually participate for once
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>>26197292

We should probably actually count how much we took the Yakuza for...and hope that we left enough evidence for their arrests to stick.
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>>26197292
This sounds like a plan, it'll be nice to have a nice place to kick back and relax when we get back.
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>>26197292
I was thinking of that last night too.
Except that Momo would stay with Hime and we'd use some of the cash to pay Urahara back.
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>>26197258
He still might not have actually reported back, and if he did, the SS wouldn't be able to pinpoint that WE were the ones who opened the gargantas considering how briefly they were opened for.
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>>26197292
It's for the homeless so that's good.
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>>26197292
Not bad. Better than outright squatting. Plus the sooner we make that dosh disappear... well.
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>>26197329
Isn't the Japanese judicial system hilariously biased against the defendant?

Also, when Kamen Rider gives you criminals on a silver platter, you don't question it
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>>26197292
Good idea. While we're doing the hard work fighting all of SS, Urahara can be playing flip-these-apartments with our hard-earned Yak money.

And we really need somewhere for our friends to crash that isn't just "girl-pile on Ichigo".
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>>26197362
>inb4 the Penthouse apartment is retitled Ichigo's Girlpile Room.
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>>26197292
I say we use the money to deck a place out like the eXCUTION clubhouse, that place was all kinds of awesome and classyness
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>>26197390
I don't think Ichigo could handle his own bar
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>>26197390
>hilariously

Watch we get the same place that Ginjou would have later gotten, Xcution gets undercut by X-Orcism
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>>26197292
Very good idea! Does anyone have a copy of Vol. 2 of the manga handy? Because one of Kubo's doodles is of Orihime's apartment and I think I remember the one next to her being vacant (with both we'd probably have enough room for Haribel and Co., us, Orihime, Momo and Chizuru). Im assuming you are suggesting hiding in plain sight and not buying a luxury flat or something.
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>>26197409

Orihime wouldn't let us have our own bar.
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>>26197292
>>26197292
>>26197292
this
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>>26197413
is it bad i imagined WAAAAAAAGH versions of the bleach crew?
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>>26197409
that's what Starrk is for. A part time job will cure his laziness once and for all
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>>26197424
He's talking about the run down apartments we saw while base hunting
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>>26196805
I know this is late, but dude just use a pastebin.
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>>26197390
>>26197409
>>26197431

Yeah. I'm pretty sure we're explicitly forbidden from going anywhere near any sort of bar at any point in the neat future.
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>>26197441
no, for this is /tg/
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>>26197431
To be fair, just because we can't hold our own liquour doesn't mean we can't handle beer. I mean hell Ichigo's enough a westaboo to probably like some of the really good stouts and such.
American Local Breweries are amazing jesus.
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>>26197457
Seriously.
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>>26197458
now i've got the mental image of us having a swanky place with its own bar Ichigo looking longingly at it, Nell in the background looking embarrassed and Hime dragging Ichigo away from it
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>>26197292
Guys, i cant post often... So pleaseeee do this. Im counting on you.
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>>26197458
>>26197431
Unless she gets a wild hair up her ass and decides that Ichigo clearly needs to build up a tolerance
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>>26196805
>You brush your trembling thumb along her slut again.
Killed the boner
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>>26197447
I thought those were condemned? Meaning that we'd have to get everything inspected and up to code if we wanted this to be legit...or do we want to be squatters after all?

Could be wrong on the condemnation, if so you have my support.
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>>26197489
We may or may not be rich as fuck at the moment
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>>26197329
It's a big duffel bag full of high denomination yen bills. I'm pretty sure that there's several million Yen in that bag.
>>26197336
Having a place where we can throw parties other than Urahara's so he doesn't have to throw us out to get some pussy. I'm sure he'll appreciate it too.
>>26197341
Actually, having Hime move into a building we ostensibly own would either get her the money her grandparents send to her as a stipend, or mean said grandparents keep their own money. And Chizuru doesn't have to deal with her own shitty parents.
>>26197356
Yeah, we need that money gone good and quick, because it's nothing but trouble.
>>26197489
I don't know if it was stated they were condemned, but they are abandoned. I'll look it up in the archive.
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>>26197446
I thought everyone just winds up working at one of those quick-n-buy convenience shops.

But forget that for now, we're rich, we can afford a kicking clubhouse apartment block. We get the Vizards in on this, everyone gets to you know, Live Above Ground, everyone wins!
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>>26197506
And the yakuza might notice if we suddenly bought and renovated an entire apartment complex. On the other hand, if we could work out a deal with Urahara to set up a legitimate holding company that we legally control but are not directly tied to...

Yes I'm being a little paranoid. I don't want Karin or Yuzu catching a bullet or worse over this.
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>>26197535
How far does several million yen actually go? I thought property was fairly expensive over there?
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>>26197547
>the yakuza who have already been arrested might notice if some completely random people from a different town renovate an apartment complex
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>>26197547
it's simple, we drink more and completely drive the Yakuza out of Karakura, possibly forming our own street gang at the same time
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probably just be easiest to say "So I apparently have all the Yazuka's money. The hell do I do with it?
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>>26197547
Somebnody bought and renovated an apartment complex, in a suburb of Tokyo

Tokyo, the giant ass city where space isn't exactly common

The noticeable thing is that nobody bought them already
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>>26197467
"I checked online and all these hip trendy americans are drinking this Pabst Blue Ribbon stuff. So it must be good if Americans like it, right?"
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>>26197575
Also several million Yen is like around 100,000 dollars, so an apartment complex would probably be out of the price range. Then again I think it's more than several million.
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>>26197591
I don't believe that Karakura is a perfecture of Tokyo.
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>>26197597
ffffuck you.
No seriously.
I have the luxury of being in michigan. Which means I get fucking Founders AND the new holland brewing company in driving distance. It is... DELICIOUS
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>>26197576
>implying that the Yakuza we not a small part of a significantly large criminal enterprise.
>implying that criminal organizations with large duffle bags full of high denomination bills lying around aren't involved in real estate.

Eh, you're probably right.
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>>26196805
Fire your editor.
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>>26197608
So then it'd be even less noticeable?

Space is at a premium in the entire country
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>>26197608
Also, I'm pretty sure we said it was last thread, so eh
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>>26197547
Orihime will just reject that shit.
And then Lilynette will go on a Yakuza-hunting spree for daring to hurt her new friends soon as we've introduced them, anyway.
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>>26197578
>Ichigo, gangster
But think about what that would do to our Image! People would think we were a common delinquent!
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>>26197618
we'll claim to be a wealthy businessman from overseas, let chad do all the talking/negotiating and it'le be fine
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>>26197612
... I don't know. I'm kinda passionate about Magic Hat.
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>>26197618
If they were in real estate their money wouldn't be in bills, they were probably drug or weapons smugglers.
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>>26197597
No. Just, no.
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Hey guys, I'm writing something but I could use some picture inspiration. Could you point me in the direction of Harribel in street clothes? Thanks guys.
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>>26197656
>>26197656

Heck yeah, Magic Hat, have you tried NJ Beer Co?
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fixed. Thanks for the catch.

>>26197474
>>26197457
Just for you
http://pastebin.com/8B4pWb8U
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So...
Who will be going on the rescue-Momo mission, anyway?
We have a basic training plan, right now (social interaction on last day, training like mad the previous ones - and during the breaks we go and have ice cream)
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Look we can worry about the money later, right now we need to invade heaven and save our girlfriend, and possibly reveal a conspiracy one hundred years in the making.
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>>26197658
I'm suggesting they have fingers in many different pies. I doubt real estate isn't the worst way to launder money...
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>>26197689
no pressure.
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>>26197689
That'll be in a couple of days, though.
We can't do shit about that before - so, we need training plans, and everything.
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>>26197624
IIRC in the anime there were a lot of unfinished houses scattered over town. Either A) the animators were lazy, or B) the in-universe economy hit a recession (just like real life!). Bad economy = more uninhabited residential areas = good for us.
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>>26197676
I've...never actually seen Harribel in street clothes.
Closest thing to modern would be that bartender thing she had in one of the openings/endings of the anime.
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>>26197547
That's why I wanted to have Urahara launder it, he's been out here for 100 years, he's got to have some kind of shell corporation that he can do this with, if only because he has to launder his own money from time to time. The sooner it's out of our hands, the sooner we can stop worrying bout retribution.

>>26197535
>I don't know if it was stated they were condemned, but they are abandoned. I'll look it up in the archive.
Looked it up, Cos' statement on the apartment is as follows:
The apartment complex looks like it isn’t in too bad of a shape, considering that its been abandoned for a while. No obvious vandalism from the outside, but there’s the distinct signs of disuse.

The building is un a ‘U’ shape, with a parking lot in the center, as well as a brick fence around it. It doesn’t look terrible as a hideout, honestly.

No direct statement of being condemned.

>>26197689
I only brought it up 'cause we're waiting on Cos to write, and I figured we could get some important future discussion out of the way.
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Oh, hey, Bleach Quest is early!

Last night, we saw three new drawings added to the list of shit I have drawn, one of which was cute Apacci doing cute things.
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>>26197679
That's a good question. As useful as the arrancars are, their very presence presents Aizen with a decent scapegoat and will unify the captains against the intruders (which didn't happen in cannon). Tough call really, assuming we care about entering an active war with SS.
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>>26197739
>"Babe you know I didn't mean it..."
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>>26197739
Nice!
Did you do the Starrk and Lilynette eating ice cream thing?
Because if so I must've missed it, and could you maybe repost it?

>early!
Man, why do so many Quests always start running so late for me - first Digimon Quest and now this...
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>>26197739
Cute Apacci is still cute! Thanks Gale!
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>>26197739

She may be becoming deer to us,
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>>26197739
That thumb looks broken to me.
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>>26197747
What else would the Arrancar be doing, though?
We need to have everyone feel useful here.

And I fear for the safety of SS if Starrk finds out his friends died when he could've saved them - dude's insanely powerful when he gets into the mood for fighting
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You think about it before brining up several points, such as where Momo might be held, information on the thirteen divisions, potential allies, layouts on maps of Soul Society, information on captains and people to avoid and perhaps even places to hide.

Your father listens and when you’re done gives you a nod., he pulls out a letter and hands it to you, its sealed. “Don’t open this, but it should allow you, if you can find her, to convince Kuukaku to help you some. She’s technically something like your great aunt, but she’s kinds weird.”

He doodles some decently made sketches, trying to explain general layouts, divisions and people he remembers from soul society. He pauses in his sketches. “If you see any of these people, run.”

He quickly draws a few caricatures of people, explaining them as he goes, stopping to point out the Eleventh division in particular. “They’re a bunch of fight loving loons, especially their captain, Zaraki Kenpachi. If he thinks you’d be fun to fight, he’ll chase you to the ends of the earth to get that fight.”

He pauses and doodles up another three people, one of a man with glasses, onother a man with shify eyes and the last is a man with a visor covering his face.. “This is Aizen Sosuke, Ichimaru Gin, and Tosen Kaname. Those two are his accomplices, so beware of them.”

(1/2)
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>>26197772
Nicely done.
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>>26197678
>>26196805
Not the best thing I've ever read, but it's something.
Thanks!
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>>26197794
Occasionally, Urahara or Yoruichi pipe in to add some details here and there. You father lets out a sigh. “As for where they’d hold miss Momo, normally prisoners who are slated for death are in the white otwer in the middle of soul society known as the Senzaikyu, which is made of Sekkiseki a material that repels Reiryoku and will drain it to its absolute lowest level.” He makes a not on the rough map of its location.

“However, as she has hollowified, they might have given her to Kurotsuchi Mayuri who could do any number of horrible experiments on her.”

He waves Mayuri’s profile before circling the Twelfth Divison’s location, which also includes the Shinigami Research and Development Institute.

“Then again, they might have already…”

He trails off before looking around seriously.

“Is that all you needed to know? Anything else?”

>You now have profiles for
>Soul Society
>The Thirteen Divisions
>The Captains
>Shinigami Research and Development Institute
>Senzaikyu

>You have control
>sorry for delay, bunch of stuff happened but I’m back and
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>>26197772
doe~n't even start
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>>26197739
Could you add a bit more definition to the wrist and the thumb joint? The hand as is, is a bit vague.
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>>26197785
He's strong, but he still lost to Shunsui's shikai.
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>>26197805

I can't, see how she fawns over us.
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>bleach quest
Yes please/
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>>26197803
>>sorry for delay, bunch of stuff happened but I’m back and
...Back and...?
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>>26197747
Unfortunately I'm pretty sure there's no way Harribel and the Tres Bestias are staying here, so we just need to make it work.
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>>26197855
We're going to a honey festival!
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>>26197794
Wait, was Tosen ever really suspect or involved with Aizen for long?
I'm confused as to how Pops knows he's with him. Gin... well Gin is shady at least.

Also little disappoint it's still Tosen; excited that it might be a ruse though.
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>>26197803
>Mayuri
>has
>Momo
PANIC.exe
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>>26197803
"Which approach is going to be the most likely of us getting Momo back safely; sneaking in, demanding an audience or beating everyone so they can't stop us?"
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>>26197838
Which means he could just kill 99.99% of everyone in SS, short of Old Man Genocide or Shunsui (the other student of the leader always seems to get sick).
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>>26197803
Just one last thing, was there anything last night about A stolen panda?
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Entrance strategies. We need these bad. Moreso than canon as cannonball is just stupid.

How SS responds to 'invasion' is next step. Could use foreknowledge.

Any other potential allies?
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>>26197803

"Okay everyone...how do we want to do this. Once we get to Soul Society, we need to set up a home base and a preliminary recon team before we perform a full scale infiltration or assault on the court...I guess at this hour...whose all in?"
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>>26197803
Any ways to move through SS undetected? Old sewers (hopefully out of use and now dry) or the like? If she's being held by the twelfth I assume we can't just use spirit sense to pinpoint Momo's location?

Thank our father for his help and warn him to watch out for gangsters before he leaves.
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>>26197781
I fucking hate the thumb. I'll eventually try to redraw it, but for now....focus on the cute apacci.

>>26197761
I can't seem to make any progress on that one. When it's done, I'll post it.
>Digimon Quest
Last thread started late, but at the same time ran out of steam very early, so... yeah.

>>26197752
Still not funny.

>>26197803
Seems like we'll have to get an overview of the other divisions elsewhere, especially if we want to try and blend in.

>>26197818
I tried several times, but I could try again.

>>26197881
Ukitake was a legitimate threat to Starrk as well, don't forget that.

>>26197877
[PANIC INTENSIFIES]
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>>26197872
because he knows Urahara, Urahara knows Kensai who got stabbed by Tosen
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>>26197872
Tosen was suspect at all times retroactively. Because he's the only one who cannot see Kyoka Suigetsu, Aizen couldn't brainwash him with illusions. Therefore, he turned to him first because he was the immediate threat. Tosen was actually the first to betray his brethren when the Vizards first got Hollowfied.
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>>26197794
>>26197803
>Grimace and white knuckle at the thought of them butchering Momo
>"Just one question dad... I've been running this plan over in my head for a while now (which still really hurts) and the only way I see this working out is by somehow sneaking in. Are there any other alternatives like negotiation you think they might take since storming the gates is suicide?"
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>>26197785
Have them on standby for extraction. They can still use negation I think.
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>>26197872

Yeah, he and Gin were with Aizen during the turn back the pendulum arc, with Tosen being the one who Hollowified the Vizards.
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>>26197794
>She’s technically something like your great aunt, but she’s kinds weird.”
How weird do you have to be, for Isshin to call you weird?

>>26197803
How best should we attempt to infiltrate Soul Society? Any bits of social cues or such that we should be aware of?
And what kind of disguise can we get and use to move around without being noticed?
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>>26197803
-Hidden areas/rarely used places
-What Shinigami are there that might help or ignore us if we explain some of the situation?
-Powerlevels
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>>26197906
Ah, ok - I think it's because you started late, I had to go to bed very soon after that.
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>>26197803
Ask him, Urahara, and Neliel if there's any way we can make Aizen declaring himself king of Hueco Mundo stick, or if we should just get in, find Hinamori, and Garganta out?
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Actually, doesn't Soul Society have a sewer system?
Could we use that as a means of getting inside?
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>>26197878
don't ask about demanding an audience, that's bloody stupid.
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>>26197963
We could, but since Isshin wasn't 4th company, he doesn't know about them.
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>>26197881
>discounting Unohana
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>>26197975
he was a capt, he knows the duties and responsibilities of hi coworkers.
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>>26197912
>>26197917
>>26197935
Thanks for the clarifications.
Seems I missed some backstory episodes.
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>>26197678
>http://pastebin.com/8B4pWb8U

pretty good

*thumbs up*
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>>26197881
Or Unohana, Aizen, Kenpachi. Shikai+Bankai+experience beats Resurrección generally
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>>26197981
She is psycho, but that's a weakness in fights like that - Old Man Genocide or Shunsui would fight to kill.
Unohana?
She learned healing so she could have fights last longer by healing others.

Doesn't speak of a mindset that values efficiency.
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>>26197881
>the other student of the leader always seems to get sick.
If we somehow come out of this mess with Soul Society on our side (doubtful) we should try getting Orihime to fix that.
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>>26197974
Yes, I know that. Ichigo on the other hand, does not. Hence the quote marks on either side of the sentence.
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>>26197785
We could really use them instead as protection of Karakura Town, Still lots of Hollows that can crop up, and they can move and deal with the issue significantly faster than some shinagami scrub appointed to this town.
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>>26197838
Shunsui's Shikai is the most broken thing ever.
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>>26198000
Obviously they don't, since no captains or any other soul reapers for that matter ever intercepted them in the sewers.
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>>26198013
Kenpachi pretty much always holds back - only way for him to stop is by being beaten.
And if Starrk ends up beating him after he thinks his friends all died because of him, you can bet Kenpachi isn't going to get to survive the fight.
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>>26197885
Why don't we just climb the wall?
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>>26197803
Disguises. Cover stories. Urahara magitech to conceal our power levels. Shit like that.
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>>26198019
>wanting to fix the biggest weakness of someone who may or may not be our enemy no matter what
>wanting to heal the man who would limit our powers
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>>26197803
So for the purposes of this quest, is Unohana being the first Kenpachi a matter of public record or a secret?
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>>26198026
I think the idea was to keep them in Karakura Town after this is over, yeah - but that's for after.
Unless you meant somehow convince them that storming SS is less important than keeping random Hollows away?
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>>26197917
>Because he's the only one who cannot see Kyoka Suigetsu, Aizen couldn't brainwash him with illusions.
I thought the real trigger was hearing it, not seeing it?
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>>26198026
Hallibel + tres would follow us even if we told them not to, Starrk is far too lazy. Looks like it's up to Lynette to save the day
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>>26198021
Yeah he does, since there are innumerable ways that Azien could fuck it up even if we weren't condemned to death for our very existence. And asking will make him look like an idiot
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>>26197838
>Shunsui
Speaking of which.

The Kurosaki Matchmaking Service? We need to try to get him and his old Lt. back together. They were very close, all Aizen ever did was harm people, and in doing so harmed even more, the bastard.
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>>26197855
ready to go.

Hmm, odd that was cut off. Weird.
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>>26198059
I don't think it was ever really a 'secret' just she's so old not many people are around who still remember
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>>26198064
If you do not see the sword release, it has no power over you.

That Ichigo hasn't seen it is a huge plot point in Bleach.
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>>26198017
Hmm, I am not much more interested in filling in my gap. Stopped reading just after the fullbringers arc, picked it up from the week after this quest started. This is the first time I've felt like I missed something worth going back for.
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>>26198069
You know, if Lilynette ends up befriend Yuzu and Karin...wouldn't that get Starrk motivated to protect the town?
They're both the same Hollow, after all.

Hell, I think the plan was to help Lilynette befriend our little sisters anyway.
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We totally need to as Urahara what happened to him one of these days soon. Maybe kick some of that cash his way as a thanks.

>>26198011
Thanks; hopefully the next one will be better. Trying to get back into the swing of things.
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>>26198088
so we need to all practice our blind fighting and wear blindfolds for the entirety of the invasion just to prevent getting caught in it
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>>26198055
This. We shouldn't let SS be destroyed because "Balance" plus the Soul King with his guard, but we shouldn't fix their weakness.
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>>26198103
I'm cool with this
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>>26198088
That said, now that we're aware of it, we need blind fight training.
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>>26198059
well, it would be public record, but everyone who knows is too fucking terrified of her and her request not to have it written to do so.
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>>26198064
No. it is seeing it.
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>>26198084
Wouldn't it be better with his current Lt.?
Otherwise we'd harm her - and the Vizoreds are being kind of cowardly dicks right about now.
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>>26198088
Hmm, I wonder if Nel's seen it? Or, you know, if Aizen lied about that and is still biding his time for whatever insane reason.
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>>26198127
So Isshin doesn't know, and thus, neither do we?
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>>26198064
The trigger is seing Aizen say "Shatter, Kyoka Suigetsu" and raise his sword.
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>>26198122
Yeah, I want my old plan about Starrk and Lilynette befriending our family to still work - that and having them be honorary Shiba sounds like it'd be great.
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>>26198084
>shikai
Stark can't beat his Shikai, so his bankai would be worse.
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>>26198147
She's definitely seeing it, which could be an acceptable reason for her to hang back.

That and she's a pacifist.
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>>26198114
We don't have time sadly.
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>>26198069
So...

Karakura-Raizer Team has a new recruit?
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>>26198128
http://www.bleach.yzi.me/gallery/Theories/illusion-on.jpg
http://www.bleach.yzi.me/gallery/Theories/illusion-off.jpg
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>>26198161
To be fair, Starrk did try and get out of the fight, as well.
If he had gone 100% straight from the start, no talk, it might have turned out different.
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>>26198174
She gets to be red
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>>26198161
>>26197838
>Is this a game?
>Games are too taxing
>I'm sleepy
>I want to go back home
>My neck hurts
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>>26198127
Wait, even Yamamoto?

Or does he just... not really give a shit?
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>>26198173
Isn't there a way to alter speed and such, thanks to kido?
Might be worth it solely for that.
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>>26198110
He might be more interested in us acquiring him some 12th division souvenirs during our trip. Just a thought.
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>>26198191
Weren't she and Yamamoto together as part of the original 13 court guard?
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>>26198191
he was the worst, he was her original boss when she was full psycho
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>>26198202
I meant to say speed of time.
As in, we could slow it down.
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>>26198103
like I said a couple threads ago:
>Lily going to Yuzu and Karin's school and becoming a complete terror for the whole campus.

>>26198129
Eh, Nanao's more like his daughter.

...guys, should we ship Nanao with someone?

>>26198186
>the whole team is red
>it's a red ranger reunion
>there's only ever been one incarnation of the team
>THEY'RE ALL RED
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>>26198174
she'll have trouble getting a helmet on with that hollow mask
also completely unrelated to that but i'm wondering what Starrnette actually looked like when it was one being, the mask fragments are so radically different, but I can't help imagining them together and it makes a helmet with goggles and I like this
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>>26198185
That rarely happens. Even Soi-Fon always ends up fighting like it's a duel.
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>>26198191
You think Old Man Genocide is going to refuse to let Miss Psycho Murder-Bitch do what she wants?
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>>26198204
"Hey Urahara! I know I owe you a lot, so I brought back some totally not suiccide bomber lab assistants for you!"

>>26198208
Yes

>>26198191
He just respects her wishes I assume
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>>26198191
>)
>Wait, even Yamamoto?
>Or does he just... not really give a shit?

No, but he respects her wishes enough to acquiesce to them, so long as it doesn't cause problems, which it currently isn't
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>>26197803
Brief the rest of the team (especially our human allies) on what to avoid/fight.

I think battle orders should generally be...

For humans:
>If you are outnumbered; run, hide and avoid. We're minimizing potential casualties here.
>Use teamwork on Lieutenants (and equivalent power level), if they continue to chase and harass you.
>Run away from Captains.

For Arrancars, it might be a little more difficult since they can pretty much do whatever.

And hope to god we don't meet street punks right off the bat. I've only started to work on pic, btw.
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>>26198202
There is a time stop/slow Kido, and Tessai should know it, but I doubt it's going to be a large enough difference in time to help in that fashion.

If we want to do that we need to crossover with Negima and steal Evangeline's castle in a bottle.
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>>26198224
Not that we know of
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>>26198229
Technically the only mask fragment Starrk has in his sealed form is that necklace, remember?
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>>26198227
And Starrk could play as the single dad.
Yeah, I like this.

>>26198235
Starrk fully believing he has lost his friends, after finally meeting some, would be just such asituation where it happens, though.
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man i wish there was a Seishin to Toki no Heya somewhere in this quest...
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>>26198236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhv5GjclCfI
she is scary
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>>26198227
>ship
It will fail every time or people will end up paired completely differently than we'd try. Also, Ichigo has no reason to ship.
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>>26198232
>>26198232
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>>26198249
Hell, I still say we try some time stop/slow kido.
Every little bit should help, especially since we're going to do some relaxing as well on the last day.
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>>26198229
>I can't help imagining them together and it makes a helmet with goggles
Their original form was The Stig.

No one could be around him because they would die from the awesome.

Why does Starrk now have wolf powers if his Hollow form had nothing to do with wolves? Because The Stig can have whatever powers he wants, so shut up.
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>>26198069
You know, I honestly think Stark is the most likely to get killed if he pops his resurrection. And the most likely to survive if he doesn't (Lily's cuteness wards off danger).
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>>26198229
Classy press on eye mask. She doesnt need a helmet, she can go robin style.
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>>26198282
>implying I'm talking about in character or even right now
I'm just saying, there is potential there for shenanigans, and I want shenanigans.

>>26198317
His hollow form was a Vasto Lorde. Vasto Lordes are closer to humans. Thus Starrk's vasto lorde form was very much humanoid.
What animal is man's best friend, again?
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>>26198298
Ichigo has no reason to believe kido can slow time
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Well...
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>>26198286
oh you fixed it. cool
here's the current thread.
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>>26198352
>implying shenanigans won't turn into something horribly wrong
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>>26198381
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>>26198389

If they didn't, they wouldn't be shenanigans.
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>>26198320
Though i guess she'd be on Karakura Superheroes first. She gets to be on TV. Killing spuky goats.

Then we recruit Yachiru for the tv show as well. The Ratings will Explode.
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>>26198388
Didn't have to fix it; just posted the one I made and have been using for the covers.
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>>26198389
>implying that isn't the very point of shenanigans

>>26198381
oh god what have I done
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>>26198361
We know they can seal off space, in a way.
Asking if they can also mess with time seems entirely reasonable.
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>>26198434
Doomed us all is what.
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>>26198434

I don't know, what did you do?~
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>>26198352
I remember I had a theory about that. It's not just that, his Adjuchas form was humanoid, he never had a Vasto Lorde form because his adjuchas form was inbetween that. That's how he became an Arrancar on his own, because he became powerful enough to go up another level, but since he was pretty much already a Vasto Lorde, the only level left was Arrancar. And yeah, the wolves are because of the man's best friend thing.
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>>26198405
We got Huenco Mundo already along with he identities of the Chizuru and Nel.
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>>26198361
Well, to be fair, he has no reason to believe it can't.

As far as we know, Kido is just crazy super wizard magic and we have no idea what its limitations are.
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>>26198459

STOP INTENSIFYING!
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>>26198459
>Cosgrove makes a note to have Facebook stab Hime and NTR us
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>>26198317
Some say he was once declared King of The North, and his hatred for Rubens Barichello is matched only by the anger of the Old Gods
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>>26198424
I did not see the full kubo text when I first saw them. damn. Ah well. Nice job
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>>26198381
Oh, I'd been meaning to ask, should Hirenkyaku 1 still have a price tag associated with it? If so, is it really the same as the original buy?
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>>26198500
Nope, didn't catch that and fixed it!
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>>26198494

that is over the line hentai dude.

also what is with the influx with that fetish nowadays?
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>>26198484
...

Could you please reword that, i've no idea what the fuck was that.
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>>26198538
why do you think?
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>>26198538
Because people are awful.
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>>26198494
Pls no
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>>26198538
>Fetish
It is one of the worst things ever, in my opinion.
Unless it's the hero swaying a villainess or something, but that's a time-honored traditon of heroes.

>yfw you realize we NTR'd Nel away from Aizen so he can't get lapdances.

>>26198542
We are Mr. Hueco Mundo.
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>>26198494
Our rage could reignite ten trillion dead suns.
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>>26198557
We still have those mentos don't we? We will need them.
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>>26198585
>Mr. Hueco Mundo
>Our alias while in SS
wat do?
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>>26198557

more japanese otaku's has girlfriends?

god i don't know.
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>>26198599
>We see Kenny
>Drop a bottle of coke and throw some Mentos in it
>It's his new favorite thing ever
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>>26198612
it's fresh
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>>26198557
>ginandhiyori.png
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The public is already aware of a masked vigilante who would be connected to the guy named Huenco Mundo during the drunken escapades so we can base off Karakura heros with him.
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>>26198494
"Hey Ichigo, remember me? I just asked my long-time girlfriend Orihime to marry me! Hey... wait... why are your eyes turning black? A-and where did you get that creepy black shadow cloak? Ichigo, ICHIGO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? NO STOP PLEASE NOT THE FACE OH GOD SOMEONE HELP ME."

And then the Super Zangetsu Bros assumed direct control and ripped Tsukishima a new asshole, the end.
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>>26198643
Speaking of the mask, didn't Cos say it was half black and half white, like Momo's?
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>>26198681
And then he spends over 9000 eons in SS as a wizard training for vengeance when we're at out weakest.
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>>26198643

so ichigo is basically like a japanese batman now.
that's cool.
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>>26198711
Not if we Quincy him
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>>26198711
>Implying OMZ wouldn't Quincy his soul to death for daring to steal his waifu
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Guys, what if Kai was in the panda?
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So...how do you guys think Keigo is going to end up back in time?
Personally I think the Hogyoku will try to send it self back one more time to save itself, but Keigo will grab onto it.
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>>26198690
Please no, I love half-stripes mask.
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>>26198756
...fuck, that 's possible.
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>>26198494
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>>26198756

A good point, is Kai here now?
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>>26198732
"....Ishida?"
"Yes, Kurosaki?"

"Remember how I told you we don't destroy souls?"

"...Yes?"

"I'm lifting that ban."

>Volstanding
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>>26198771
No it's not Kai can talk through a stuffed animal, so he could talk through a panda.
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“Are there any good hidden areas or rarely used places?”

Isshin scratches at his chin before shrugging. “Probably, that was more the Fourth division’s thing, healing and maintenance, which I mentioned when I brought them up.”

You nod before looking at him, then Urahara. “Would it be better to bust our way in fast and grab her or infiltrate?”

Your father shrugs. “I suck at infiltrating, so I couldn’t say.”

Urahara looks thoughtful before shrugging. “Both are possible and have bad consequences. The first means you might have to fight powerful opponents, the second means that if you screw up, you’re probably more screwed than the first option depending on who catches you. Not to mention, you’d need some sort of way of disguising your Reiatsu because Hitsugaya probably could recognize it easily.

“Infiltration would also take much more time. That and you have two possible objectives to try and get to, so that would divide up your forces more either way.”

At that point, the door to Urahara’s shop slams open and a blond haired, pigtailed girl in a red track suit stomps in. “…damndumbassmakingmedothetalkingI’llshowhim…”

She clears her throat and points at Urahara. “Hey, Urahara, which one of these dumbasses is Kurosaki Ichigo?!”

Urahara stares at the girl before slowly pointing at you.

>You have control
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>>26198798
>slowly raise hand
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>>26198795
The panda was unconscious.
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>>26198822
It was eating bamboo, which the tub was filled with.
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>>26198798
"......sup?"

Are there refreshments? If so, offer one.

We couldn't give any less fucks about more midgets coming to talk to us and ask us shit.
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>>26198798

Who's this shorty and why exactly should I care?
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>>26198798
"Look, I really dont remember last night"
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>>26198798
"I'm Spartacus, I mean Ichigo, who are you?"
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>>26198798
"... ... that depends... would that person get stabbed if they admitted to it?"

>>26198822
It was chewing on bamboo
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>>26198798

"Hey, it's rude to interrupt a private meeting- wait, is that a soul cutter on your back? Who are you and what do you want with me?"
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>>26198798
watch her say that they'll train us when we are already bros with our hollow
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>>26198798
"Let me guess, Shinji sent you?"
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>>26198845
This.
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>>26198798
I see my reputation proceeds me, I am Ichigo Kuroaski, and you are?
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>>26198798
>Throw up arms in panic
>I SWEAR SHE SAID SHE WAS 18!
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>>26198798

"oh god did i adopt you when i was drunk?"
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>>26198759

Keigo will die. But his soul will choose to go back in time, the time when he was happiest, and he will be at season 1 first episode. Senna who loves Keigo wants to be with him too and wants to be in a time when Keigo'd love her, but since he already loves Orihime she'll go back in time before Keigo is born, and become his mother
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>>26198821
Seconding
I hope we don't get kicked in the face.
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>>26198845
SUPPORT!
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>>26198845
D'oh hoho
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>>26198798
"Don't you have an elementary school to be in?"
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>>26198845
You cheeky bastard.

This is going to get us kicked in the face, probably by multiple people, but we've gone entirely too long without making a bad joke.
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>>26198903
>mock strangers
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>>26198845
Oh my gosh.
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>>26198845

Yes.
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>>26198917
>mock rude stranger who barged into a store being loud and obnoxious
Fixed.
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>>26198856

heh.

its kinda weird we already achieved that before bankai.
well we do need bankai for the next power tier anyway...
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>>26198920
Whoops. forgot to say i'm voting for that response.
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>>26198845

This, a thousand times this
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>>26198822
He started eating Bamboo later.

>>26198798
Raise hand in greeting, "Yeah, that's me. Who are you?"
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>>26198880
But what about the gay vampire luchador?
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>>26198798
Look Ishida dead in the eye, and point to him.
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>>26198845
This, but put our head down on the table first.
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>>26198798

Do you hear that? It is the sound of the Canon crying out in pain as we quickly flens it to gossamer fine shreds.
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>>26198798
"If this is about last night, look, I honestly don't remember what happened, but if you could explain the panda in the bathroom, I'd appreciate it."
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>>26198845
Oh my lord this.
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>>26198955

Ulquiora.
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>>26198845

giving my vote for this
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>>26198798

Ah yes, the runnty little thing we plan to match up with Hitsugaya. Our vengeance shall with brutal, evil, and nagging.
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>>26199074
Truly a fate worse than death.
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>Writing

Hueueueue
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>>26199074
I thoguht we were sticking her with shinji?
And just not pairing hitsugaya up with anyone at all?
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>>26199085
Fitting, considering he's already dead.
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>>26199100
our Aria is better.
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>>26199090
Usually I'm worried when Cosgrove starts writing.
>huehuehue
It's all over, isn't it?
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>>26199090

>Hueueueue

Oh god. Oh god. What have we done?
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>>26199132
Or it is just beginning.

Now to tell her we can't spend a week working on Hollow Powers right now because we have to kick down the gates to soul society to save our girlfriend and kick Aizen in the dick.
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>>26199132
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>>26198730
>According to Fate/Stay Again.

Forgot pointer.

>>26199115
Debatable. His is much faster as an incantation.
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>>26199132
Oh come now, the worst thing he could possibly do is make her interested in us and... HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK!!
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>>26199090
We're talking about the yakuza, we know we (probably) didn't hook up with her.
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>>26199096
Nonsence! She'll a little firey viper of malice and anger.

Hitsugaya is a perfect match.
>We say, wringing out hands together evily whilst laughing.

Besides, Shinji is quite brodly. We should try to find a different girl for him. How about Nanao? Fully frees up Shunsui with his old flame!
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>>26199164
Ha...hahaha...HAHAHAHAHAH!

WE'RE DOOMED!

Also, Shiro is going to be lonely, unless we can find a way to shake this.
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>>26199090
>>26199146
I miss fishvore and Papa-N.
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You tense up, looking around nervously before raising your hands cautiously.

"Look, I really don’t remember last night"

At your words, her eyes widen and she points at you in fury. “Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU?! THAT WAS YOU?!”

You hesitantly nod. “If that Panda was yours I’m sorry but-”

“BECAUSE OF YOU I’VE SEEN HELL!”

She jumps at you, feet extended in a kick.

>roll me 1d20 dodge
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Rolled 2

>>26199197
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Rolled 9

>>26199197
DODGE!
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Rolled 17

>>26199197

Oh god!
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Rolled 11

>>26199197
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>>26199213

Okay, that'll do.
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>>26199162
Not the way he says it, it isn't.

And the literal one is just as long.

>>26199164
The ONE TIME Cosgrove intentionally makes a woman want us and we DON'T want it...

>>26199183
Shinji has enough class to get girls himself.

And I thought we wanted to pair Lisa and Chizuru?

>>26199197
SHE'S GOING FOR A RIDER KICK
>>26199213
BUT WE'RE SAFE!
NOBODY ELSE ROLL!
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Rolled 2

>>26199197
Woop.
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>>26199197
Oh shit, did we kick her into the Spring of Drowned Pig/Panda/Whatever?
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>>26199164
>Goddamn this Kurosaki bastard is a cheeky cunt
>Holy shit he just won't shut up
>He's the only person I've ever met that I can't kick into silence
>I. MUST. HAVE. HIM.

Please no. Please god no. Do not want 0/10 eloping with Keigo to Hawaii
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Rolled 4

>>26199197
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE
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>>26199233
stop
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Rolled 18

>>26199197
Oh God Arrancars are going to hurt her!

"I seriously dont know what went on, Urahara got me drunk and something!" Blut Up and take it.
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>>26199197
Can we use that Quincy skill to help us here or no?
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>>26199224

Well, he could say it faster when he's not taking time out to try and shank people between lines.
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>>26199164
Goddammit, we already have one shinigami girl, we don't need two.

Especially since this one is the worst one
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>>26199244
Please, everyone, for the love of fuck, stop rolling.
Every time we get a good result, others start rolling, can we please stop it?
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Rolled 8

>>26199197
Can we catch instead?
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>>26199223
>implying Cosgrove won't auto-1 us. AGAIN.

After the reaction, we need to go, "Look, I'll make a full apology for whatever, but I'm kinda busy right now planning to break into the Soul Society and steal back my spooky ghost girlfriend."
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Save the slot in our harem for "short underdeveloped tsundere girl" for Rukia
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>>26199255
>
No, we set her up with our little/big brother.

Toshiro was like a son to Pops, its only fair we afford him the courtesy of brotherly affection & respect by SETTING HIM UP WITH THE CRAZY CHICK THAT WILL MAKE HIS LIFE HELL
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Now that Vizards are involved...Can we set up one of the Vizards with one of the Arrancar? I'd really like to go full-on matchmaker
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>>26199255
one and a quarter. Don't forget Rukia, though she's likely to murder us.
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>>26199277
>spilling our plans to an unknown
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>>26199252
This is bleach- we have all the time in the world to talk all we want between shankings.

Our aria is perfect for that.

>>26199279
>tsundere
Rukia's more developed than that.
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>>26199314
and far more nuanced and interesting.
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>>26199279
>>26199314
I believe he means underdeveloped in the physical sense. Although Rukia most certainly has the best ass.
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>>26199279
Long as we don't end up with that one, i'm happy.
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>>26199374
I was talking about the tsundere.
She isn't. At all. She's serious and all work and very little play, but she's not Tsun-Tsun at all, and once the SS arc is over, she's almost entirely Dere, but with more personality.
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>>26199374
Even as a confirmed Rukiafag I find that... debatable.
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Rolled 20

Really stopping rolling because the rolls are already decent? cowards.
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>17

You barely duck underneath as she hurtles like a missile towards where your head was. As she lands she growls at you, eye twitching.

“ALL MASHIRO EVER TALKS ABOUT SINCE LAST NIGHT, ALL DAMN NIGHT IS WANTING TO GO FIND AND MEET KAMEN RIDER. FUCK YOU!”

She slips off her sandal, weighing it in one hand.

“Rider-fucking-dodge THIS!”

A sandal is flying towards your head at intense velocity

>dodge? If so 1d20
>Then, actions?
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>>26199416
>Be huge Rukiafag myself
>Start reading quest
>Feel myself shifting hard to Orihime
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Rolled 11

>>26199197
Damn it. Why didn't we Blut the attack? That would've been awesome!

That's what my roll would've been for...
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>>26199450
blut vene, anyone else an aussie getting housos theme here?
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Rolled 11

>>26199450
DEFLECT
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Rolled 20

>>26199450
Dodge, catch, return to sender
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Rolled 17

>>26199472
also, roll
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Rolled 12

>>26199450

We have Hirenkyaku, right? Time to use it!
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Rolled 12

>>26199450
Dodge again...

"Look I feel that some of blame needs to be shifted over to Urahara here as he was the one that gave me the booze!"
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>>26199450
Hey Cos, >>26199443 was in the first ten, just WAAAAAAAAAAAAY late.

Do we count it?
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Rolled 3

>>26199450
HIRENKYAKU GOOOOOOO!
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>>26199450
Blut Vene
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Rolled 4

>>26199450
Dodge, apologize, mention that our GIRLFRIEND is never going to let us touch alcohol again.
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>>26199450
Wait how does she know we did that? All we said was we don't remember last night. Are we still wearing something?
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>>26199478
and we have winner

"WHY CAN'T I EVER CATCH A BREAK?!"
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Rolled 4

>>26199450
"Damnit Urahara! What the hell was in that drink!"
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Rolled 4

Blut the attack
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>>26199450
"That was like twelve hours ago or less, how the hell could she annoy you THIS much?"
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>>26199450
"I'll break that illusion of yours!"
Dodge and punch her out.
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>>26199478
>>26199443
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Rolled 9

>>26199450
Blut it. BLUT THE SHIT OUT OF IT!
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>>26199516
>rolling when we got a 20
why
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>>26199505
Support.
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>>26199450
we have a charged up crit, lets catch it

see here>>26199443
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>>26199450
>>26199478
Oh god it's just like my chinese cartoons!
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>2 20's
>when dodging Hiyori
The Rider is still strong with us.
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>>26199486
If it does that means we have 2 20s
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Why do we never roll this well when people are actually trying to kill us?
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>>26199450
Dodge and knock her down
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>>26199478
"RIDER RETURN TO SENDER!"
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>>26199553
/tg/ dice hate us with a firey passion.
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>>26199553
Kubo.

>But-
Kubo.
>BUT-
KUBO.
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>>26199478
>>26199443 (banked?)
>Gets hit in face
>"I... I've never had someone stand up to me like that before... CAPTAININEEDTOBEEXCUSED"
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>>26199553
Because Kubo
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>>26199566
>SO THERE I WAS BEING COSGROVE
>MY QUESTERS ASKED IF THEY COULD GET THEM SOME GOOD ROLLS
>AND I WAS LIKE "FUCK YOU"
>THEN THEY ASKED IF THEY COULD GET MULTIPLE WAIFUS
>AND I WAS LIKE "YEAH ALRIGHT"
>AND THEN MY THREADS GOT A BILLION POSTS EACH
>I LOVE MY LIFE
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>>26199553
Are you implying that she isn't trying to kill us?
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>>26199451
Huh, more Momo here, but only for this quest.

Rukia's still the best girl in manga canon. I'm not sure about anime canon, considering Senna.
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>>26199605
>now knowing about his less than cryptic anti-harem post
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>>26199505
>>26199478
These.
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>>26199612
Trying to kill us, but not seriously.
That or enacting some sort of mating ritual.
There may be no difference between those options though...
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>>26199646
>makes a joke
>immediately throws more women at us
>GUISE HE'S SICK OF THE HAREM STUFF
Search your feelings, you know Cosgrove is a haremfag.
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>>26199450
"HEY AT LEAST TELL ME YOUR NAME BEFORE YOU START WHIPPING ALL KINDS OF WEIRD FETISHES AROUND!"
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Rolled 12, 2 = 14

Hmm.... Well let's see..
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>>26199676
No, he is the devil and he is tempting us with golden brown apples.
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>>26199646
'Two' still counts as multiple.

...And is personally as high as I feel like taking it.
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>>26199633
>>26199451
as much I like them both...

I think the fact that I draw Harribel the most speaks for my preferences here.

But Momo and Hime really are fucking amazing as well.

>>26199662
>That or enacting some sort of mating ritual.
That's how we got 'Bel...
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>>26199581
Anyone have that one that's from this interview with the quote "my plan is to make /a/ choke on my dick every week. they don't want it, but they can't get enough"
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>>26199696
Pretty sure Chizuru is involved with at least 1 of our trio somehow...not sure who or how, though.
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>>26199696
Same here.
Lot of others feel that way too from the past few times its been brought up.

Speaking of which, do we have any fanart of Hime and Momo or all three of us together yet?
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>>26199712
Oh...I wonder...do Vizards develop similar instincts to those of Hollows?
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Does anyone have any art requests?
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>>26199748
I really hope not.

Please stop giving Cos ideas to troll us with.
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>>26199748
Probably.
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>>26199748

Fuuuuuck.
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>>26199752
Drunken Nell on a bed trying to blot out the world with a pillow.
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>>26199696
Eh, I still want to add in the hollows. I like rukia as well, but figure that ship has sailed.
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>>26199775
>Drunken Nell on a bed trying to blot out the world with a pillow.

While Chizuru laughs.
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>>26199752
Orihime, Momo, and Ichigo hanging out together. Romantic or not is up to you.

Alternitivly Gin daydreaming of Rangiku's tits
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>>26199730
I don't though I just try to ignore the arguments, kinda like how I ignore the QTGs, since they tend to give terrible advice and feedback.
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>>26199730
...sort of?

>>26199752
I ask that all the time, and I still have nine more drawings to do...

but I'm dumb, so I'll ask that as well.

Art Requests welcome.

>>26199775
oh god that sounds adorable.
I wanna give that a shot now...

>>26199789
My brethren.

>>26199795
I'm actually working on the second one, except it's Gin daydreaming of Rsngiku and Haineko.
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>>26199679
>2
No Haribel! Why did you jump in front of the projectile sandal? We had this in hand!
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>>26199814
>Haineko
Nice.
Barely any of her.
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>>26199826
I think Hiyori has a two-die pool, considering her experience and (probable)righteous anger.
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>>26199826
I'm guessing those are the attack, and subsequent dodge rolls for the murder midget.

That, or she just has a 2-dice attack pool do to having such a high rank in sandal-based combat.
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>>26199839
Also she's a Vizard. We have 2 die pools when we have our mask on.
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>Urohara is secretly hoping his old Lieutenant kicks our shit in as hard as possible
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>>26199854
Actually, we have a 3 die pool without the mask (best of 3 rolls), with 10 being our die pool for crits.
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>>26199196
He's actually started up another story. Check the archives.
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Hey I have a question that's been bothering me ever since I started Bleach and learning about its lore inbetween episodes.

Is Orihime a Fullbringer or what?
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>>26199880

Five, for swording.
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>>26199795
I can do the first one.
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>20vs12
>catch, return to sender

You reach up a hand and catch it before using and redirecting the momentum to send it flying back at her, smacking her on the forehead and knocking her down. She gets up staring at you as you raise an eyebrow.

"That was like twelve hours ago or less, how the hell could she annoy you THIS much?"

You pause and then point over your shoulder at Urahara with your thumb. “Also, I feel that some of blame needs to be shifted over to Urahara here, as he was the one that gave me the booze in the first place.”

Her stare shifts to him, a dully, dangerous look in her eyes. “…I should’ve suspected.”

She grabs her sandal and advances on Urahara who draws back. “Now, now Hiyori there’s no need for any of-AAAAAHHHHH!”

You watch as she ritualistically beats Urahara with her sandal before all he can do it twitch, like a dead insect. Standing up, she wipes at her brow with her sleeve and smiles brightly.

“Been a while since I could do that, forgot how fun it was.”

Turning back to you, her look dulls down to annoyance. “So, you’re Kurosaki Ichigo? Dumbass Shinji told me to come fetch you or help you or something. Honestly, can I stick around here and give you a hand or something? I /REALLY/ don’t want to go near Mashiro until she cools down, and it’d probably be better if you… hmmm… /never/ went near her, now.”

You stare at the girl in shock as she sits down on a cushion and lays back, sighing in relief.

The group looks horribly shocked at the strange turn of events and are staring at the odd girl. She’s a friend of Shinji? One of the hollowified Shinigami?

“So, whatcha all doing?”

>You have control
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>>26199814
>Art Requests welcome.

1. Kai (proportioned Godzilla plush form)
2. Chizuru with Hogyoku tattoos
3. Momo with her Hollow mask

Disregard if they're already incorporated into other requests. It's mostly for personal reference.
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>>26199866
It probably isn't a secret.
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>>26199896
Orihime is Orihime.
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>>26199896
Nobody knows.
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>>26199896
Yes, Orihime and Chad are Full Bringers.
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>>26199906
"We're planning how best to attack Soul Society because they kidnapped my girlfriend."
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>>26199906
"Planning an assault on Soul Society. Wanna come?"
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>>26199906
>Urahara already beaten up
>Gets beat up more
Poor bastard
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>>26199906
welp, looks like retard kamen rider is part of our harem without ever meeting her. this is going either too well or not well at all
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>>26199906

Noticing she and Urahara seem to be casual around each other.

"Plotting to kick in the gates of Soul Society, save (grab Orihime's hand) our Hollowfied Shinigami Girlfriend, kick Aizen in the dick, and live happily ever after. Now who the hell are you and where the hell is that bastard Shinji? Leaving me high and dry"
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>>26199906
We're trying to invade SS without dying horrifically.
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>>26199906
"Planning arson, assault, aiding a felon and probably jaywalking.

Short version is we're breaking into Seireitei to rescue my other girlfriend who Aizen tured into a Kamen Rider like us.

Long version is that but with a game plan."
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>>26199896
I suppose the term would be fullbringer, but they are more similar to butterflaizen than any other character, IIRC.
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>>26199906
"Planning to invade soul society, to rescue my girlfriend. And hopefully screw over a certain schmuck with glasses." Then introduce the arrancar and finish with "Oh, and azien is apparently in charge of Hucundo mundo now, so that sucks."
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>>26199896
Yes. We might end up letting her (and the rest of our posse) in on our multi-classing gimmick though.
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>>26199906
"Planning a Jailbreak."
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>>26199906
"Preparing for something that you don't want to know about."
Don't spill things unnecessarily.
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>>26199967
Let harem member and more ALLY IN JUSTICE!!!

Seriously doubt the chick understands how a sex drive works, let alone has one.
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>>26199970
A version of this
>"Planning an attack on Soul Society..."
>Grab Hime by the waste, place foot on table, and clench fist while looking toward the horizon (Background may or may not turn pink and orange and be raining cherry blossoms)
>"... to storm the castle and save the princess!"
>Hime swoons as needed
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>>26199906
"Urahara, I assume there's no need for secrecy with her, right?"

"We were just talking about the best way to kick down Soul Society's front door and rescue someone. They kidnapped Orihime and I's mutual girlfriend, and we are understandably not pleased about it."

Yes, I realize we haven't exactly told Isshin, or probably some of our friends, that we're in a 3-way relationship. I figure this would be a good, and hilarious, time to let that fact slip.
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>>26199996
Support.
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>>26199970
Shinji didn't leave us. We barely knew him.
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>>26199906


maybe let the group tell her and go somewhere private with chizuru to talk about that thing she wants to talk about?
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>>26200042
Ya, we met and talked with him for a single school day.
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>>26200064
Support because I forgot about this.
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>>26200035
I approve
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>>26200038
uhhhhh, I like it!
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>>26199907
I've already included the first two in a drawing before, actually.


>>26200030
Oh no, she has one.
It's just buried under Kamen Rider fetishes.
Plus, you have to admit that form-fitting suit ain't bad.
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>>26200035
Well there IS still some booze in our system.
and Orihime would love it
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>>26200066
Barely even that. We asked to talk with him during lunch and then we skipped lunch to run out and punch a hollow to death.
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>>26200064
Shit I forgot about that. Support.
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>>26200035
Yes.

Also, yes.
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>>26200035
No,
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>>26200064
this for attempted efficiency
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>>26200035
Okay yeah we need to do this, if only to cement the fact that we must never be allowed alchohol again.
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>>26200035
>by the waste

You mean the ass?
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>>26199906
>Ratting our Urahara
>>26198110
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>>26200064
I doubt Chizuru really wants to hold up the planning meeting with a private conversation that is suspiciously conspicuous. Probably we should wait until we have a genuinely private moment.
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hmm...

Writing
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>>26200064
Yeah might as well.
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>>26200112
>harribel
>smiling
Rectify, please.
Also, are we on a first name basis with her yet? I really like Tia.
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>>26200184
>Ratting out Urahara
Please, he earned that one by pranking us.
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>>26200222
Actually rejected, because of >>26200212

Personally in favor of >>26199996 in interest of clarity.
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>>26200225
You want to call her "aunts"? Oooooooookay...
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>>26200233
To be fair, he rightly assumed we'd end up cockblocking him otherwise.
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>>26200214
Waiting
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>>26200225
Apparently it might be 'Tier' instead of 'Tia'?

Just like Starrk has two 'r's.
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We really should talk to the Demifiend when we get the chance.
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>>26200214


>>26200225
>Smiling
We'll get there. I swear we will.

Also, no, not yet. Ichigo isn't, anyway- he;'s only known her a week.
And you know the moment we call her Tia (which IS a wonderful name) she'll burn up from the force of her own blush.
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>>26200259
>"aunty"
Can't type for the life of me today...
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>>26200262
I doubt Yoruichi would consider us more than a fling, but point taken.
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>>26200286
"Tier," Then.
Regardless, the end result will be the same.
Harribel's face exploding.
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>>26200310

Her mask explodes off her face and the whole room is wet. Harribel has learned Ressureccion & Cascada.
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>>26200296
I see it as less of us hitting on her and more along the lines that we wouldn't leave and/or constantly be a downer asking him serious questions when he's just trying to relax.
We're a buzzkill.
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>>26200367
We don't have time to party, there's JUSTICE to be dispensed.
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>>26200367
>Kurosaki, you're a buzzkill, have some booze
>O-okay Mr. Urahara
...The next day
>Urahara I accidentally a whole Yakuza is this bad?

Urahara has the worst plans.
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I got bored.
Have some BroGin
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>>26200407
>implying that wasn't part of his plan to eliminate the protection racket that was cutting into his profits
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You look over at her. “Well, me and my friends are planning to invade soul society, rescue my girlfriend, and hopefully screw over a certain schmuck with glasses.”

As you finish, Keigo starts weeping. “W-w-what did I ever do to deserve that?!”

You give him a deadpan look. “Aizen, idiot. Aizen.”

He looks up, happy again. “Oh, alright. Wait…”

Keigo assumes a thinking pose, looking like he’s concentrating on something. “But I though Orihime was your girlfriend?!”

He points at you. “You’re cheating on Orihime and casually admitting it in front of her?! What happened to the Ichigo I knew?!”

Mizuiro pats him sympathetically on the back a Keigo cries. Tatsuki stares at you, her eyes look dead and flat as she stares at you with a murderous intensity matched only by Sinistar.

"...You are already dead, Ichigo."

>You have control
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>>26200365
"Ichigo...my mask is no longer in the way. Shall we continue where you left off that night with the massage?"
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>>26200407
Three Whole Yakuzas even!
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>>26200407
>Urahara has the best plans
FTFY
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>>26200431
Relax, it's not what you think, I'm starting a harem is all.
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>>26200367
Hmm, I thought the plan was actually to head home in about an hour (from the time we ended up having that first drink) and to spend the bulk of that time socializing with people other than Urahara. But I suppose he wouldn't have known that.

We are a buzz kill though. Kidnapped girlfriends tend to do that.
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>>26200431
"'Hime, am I cheating on you with Momo?
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>>26200431
>"Uh... feel free to jump in anytime Hime... HEY SO HOW BOUT THAT SOUL SOCIETY RIGHT?!"
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>>26200431
"Hime, You're better off explaining.

Please."
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>>26200431
Delegate. Hime talks to Tats and we deal with the young lady with the feet of fury.
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>>26200431
"Oh, we didn't mention that? The whole thing is complicated, and all Orihime's idea."

Stay calm. They WANT to see us freak out, because that validates their ideas.
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>>26200431
Why yes I am, but Orihime knows, heck, it was her idea
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>>26200460
Then Tatsuki rips our throat out. Or breaks her hand trying.
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>>26200485
Support, this is the only proper response.
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>>26200490
No, we don't admit to it being cheating.
Admitting to it being cheating is BAD.
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>>26200431
Shit's complicated Tats, let's just say nobody goes unsatisfied between Myself, Hime, and Momo
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>>26200431
Fukou da
Tell them we thought they heard us already
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>>26200485
THIS.
Why did we say girlfriend.
Worst possible phrase 1/100 on scale of things to do.
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>>26200485
thirding. gale, why u so crazy?
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>>26200506
>26200506
oh yeah, bad wording
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>>26200490
>>26200485
>>26200478
>>26200475
>>26200472
"We teamed up on Ichigo and Pow pop! Gave him what for! He didn't stand a chance against two of us! Right Ichigo?"
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>>26200521
They weren't there
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>>26200485
this
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>>26200431
nah, It's OK when it's in a three-way, it's not strange when it's in a three-way. With me in the middle, there's some leeway The area's grey in a one, two, three-way.
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>>26200431
Hime, help me explain our relationship. Because it's not going to come across right no matter what I say.
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>>26200431
"Orihime is my girlfriend. Also. Momo is her girlfriend, also. It's really not that complicated."
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>>26200509
"And according my my calculations, We can afford to take on Five more female partners! Either as a group deal, or as a per day basis!"
>Orihime says this sounding completely serious
"... Hime, What?!"
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>>26200431
>Whisper while sweating
>"Orihime please save me"
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>>26200531
they weren't outside the door when we were having a threesome?
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>>26200539
>"With Momo in the middle, there's some leeway."
>FTFY
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>>26200431

Grab Orihime's hand in a panic "OUR girlfriend! OUR GIRLFRIEND! (turn to Orihime) You didn't tell them? (back to Tatsuki) We're in a poly, that is a real thing that happens!"
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>>26200472
This seems to be the best response IMO. Seconding.
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>>26200531
I sort of assumed Ishida or Yoruichi would have blabbed on us by now, or that Orihime would have let something slip when talking to Tats.

The fact that it remained secret for an entire week blows my goddamned mind.
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>>26200431
>"... I-I have to go! I hear a Hollow!"
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>>26200599
the arrancar turn around and look at you
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>>26200573
I think that was just Ishida, Chizuru, Yoroichi and maybe Chad.
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>>26200573
Nah they were at Urahara's
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>>26200617
No, not chad. Just Lesbro, Quincybro, and the Cat.
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>>26200624
And Kai.
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>>26200431
If we go the "Hime save us" route we need to end with "I didn't choose this life... /eye twinkle/ IT CHOSE ME!"

still some sake in us
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>>26200431
Didn't you know? I'm part of Himes harem.
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>>26200656
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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>>26200656
I see what you did there
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>Writing.
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>>26200687
I'm less scared and more intrigued.
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>>26200702
im more scared and less intrigued
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>>26200687
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>>26200716
My relative levels of scared and intrigued have both exceeded most traditional scales of measurement.
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>>26200687
I can already hear Chizuru laughing, and imagine Ishida busting out the blackmail slideshow that documented the progress of the Ichihimemo relationship in the warehouse during the hidden week.
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>>26200741
My fear and curiosity are at an all-time low.
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Well this seems appropriate now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urguJr3oh60
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>>26200629
oh yeah, and Kai.

>>26200526
because if one isn't CRAZY enough, the proper solutions to life don't present themselves.

No, but really, I'm just genre-savvy most of the time.
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>>26200485
But it WASN'T Orihime's idea.
It was Yoruichi's.
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Let's not shift the blame. Say it was all our idea.
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>>26200778
Except we not only don't know that, we don't want to piss off Yoruichi.

Also, it's just in-character enough for Hime that Tatsuki's likely to accept it.
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>>26200804
I still say we get Orihime to explain it, if nothing else it will be cute.
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>>26200804
But it wasn't, at all.
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>>26200804
Hime might get pissed at us for taking credit for her plan.
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You look over at Orihime. "'Hime, am I cheating on you with Momo?”

Orihime rests her face on her fist, pointer finger extended, as she closes her eyes and thinks. Opening her eyes, she smiles brilliantly.

“Nope!”

Tatsuki’s head, along with everyone else’s, turns to Orihime so fast you’d swear she gave herself whiplash. “What.”

Orihime bashfully rubs the back of her head. “Well, momo liked Ichigo and I liked Ichigo, then together our love outweighs Ichigo, two beats one, right? Well, it worked thanks to help from Miss Yoruichi and then…”

Orihime ducks her head down, her face glowing red, and pokes her fingertips together nervously, mumbling incoherently.

Apacci, sitting next to her, leans in before turning to you, looking confused. “What does it mean when she say ‘we did it all night long’ Ichigo? Does she mean training? It's training, right?! I want to train all night long with you, too!”

Like a tennis match, everyone’s gaze is now back on you.

>You have control
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>>26200804
But it actually wasn't, like, at all.

They had to engage in a concentrated campaign of sexiness against us, and it STILL took Chizuru threatening us with grievous bodily harm before we fully came around to the idea.

Taking credit would just by lying.
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>>26200815
We DO know that.
In Fade to black Orihime says that Yoruichi's idea worked and that no straight man could win against two women.
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>>26200846
-I HAVE TO GO DO SOMETHING
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>>26200846
Apacci 2moe
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>>26200846
"I think this conversation needs to change subjects before it goes any further.

Now."
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>>26200846
Well you see. Momo and I were concerned about Orihime's ability to defend herself in combat so we spent all night training her to be competent in hand to hand combat.
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>>26200846

Does this room have any windows that we can dive out of during our escape?
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>>26200846
What can I say? I'm the center of attraction.
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>>26200846
"No Apacci, that is not what she means. Well, by some definitions maybe, but not the one you're thinking of. Ask Yoruichi to explain it later, before I say the wrong thing and get my ass kicked."
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>>26200846
Explain that it was training for bed top sports for indoor types, and if she is still up for it then she has to clear it with the others.
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>>26200846
>You have control
You mean we have to do damage control.

Deflect. Deflect for all you're worth.
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>>26200846
HAHAHA!
YES!
WE DID JUDO AND KARATE AND SWORD FIGHTING BECAUSE WE HAD TO FIGHT A CAPTAIN
HAHAHAAAAAAA

"I'm going to get a soda and totally not running away from my problems
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>>26200898
Oh gosh. This. I
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>>26200846
"Apacci, I'll tell you later. Actually, I need to have a talk to all of you from...out of town.
Anyway, yeah. It's not a problem, Tatsuki. You know me: I'd never hurt Orihime.
Hey, Uryu, can you do me a favor? I'm going to need hand-puppets by the end of the day."
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>>26200846
well, it was kinda like training i guess but,...no wait, um, heh heh uh well how about we talk about that later?

>deflect like we've never deflected before
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>>26200846
Its not that kind of training and its not something I want to explain in publicand you'll have to ask Orihime if you can join.
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>>26200846
Hug Appaci

Do it Ichigo, hugs haven't been a bad thing yet
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>>26200846
Laugh nervously while saying "Ah, I don't think that'd be possible." Laugh again.

I want to see Orihime react to that too.
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>>26200846
"Training! Yes! Just training! I'm sure we can work things out once we've got Momo back safe and sound."
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>>26200846
"It was their idea."

To Appaci, "People were impaled multiple times. It was a success, but it was very exhausting."
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>>26200897
seconding.
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>>26200898
This, then add that she should talk to Chizuru about that, as Chizuru is one of the best training partners a lady could ask for.
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>>26200846
Say miss kicks people alot what's your name by the way you never mentioned? (Obvious segue is obvious)
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>>26200914
SUPPORT!
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>>26200898
No. Don't say that, what until Hime does.
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>>26200914
Instructional Puppets!
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>>26200846
"O-of course Apacci... we can all stay up late one night and KARATE like like Momo Orihime and I did.
I'll be great. YA!"
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>>26200846
Oh god Apacci, why do you do this to us.

>>26200897
>Ask Yoruichi
Not sure if good idea or best idea.

>>26200898
I like this, but it waits until Hime suggests it.
We also have to place emphasis on the fact that she has to clear it with Momo and Hime and probably 'Bel too. Girl's got it BAD.
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>>26200897
This is good.

It'll satisfy her curiosity, while passing on answering the actual question for the moment.

I REALLY don't want to answer her question in front of all of our friends.
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>>26200905
You mean we have birth control.
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Please PLEASE remember our father is in the room with us.
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>>26200897

Second.
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>>26200982
Momo's gigai disagrees.
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>>26200846

put hat on and smile

"Rekt"
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I WAS RIPPING AND TEARING LIKE A GARGANTA!
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>>26200943
>making chizuru pissed for thinking she can't get women herself
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>>26200982
We didn't use it in the threesome

Personally I think this will come back to bite us in the ass somehow
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>>26200982
No...no we don't...

Oh god, the embarrassment...Isshin is still at the table.

He might ask us if we used a condom in front of all our friends.
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>>26200431
Yes Keigo, we do mean you. We just don't know that yet.
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>>26200987

Please remember what he's like. He would probably approve.
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>>26200943
This sounds like a good idea. Deflect her to the all too happy to handle it Chizuru.
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>>26200897
Supportin'

>>26200973
>Not sure if good idea or best idea.
Best idea.
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>Goatchin's face when
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>>26201013
thatd be even more embarrasing
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>>26200846
Apacci, its not that kind of training, I'm sure Yoruichi would be happy to explain
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>>26200846
"Ok... you all want the truth? Fine I'll come clean. I... I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM OK?! Orihime and Momo spent the night trying to teach me how."
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>>26200993
Wrong.
Put hat on, nod, smirk.
>"Euphoric."
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>>26200898
Dumb idea for treating our relationship so loose.
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No matter how we start trying to explain it to Apacci, Orihime should interrupt with, "well, we're kind of busy getting Momo back, but after the three of us can talk about letting you join in the... training."
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>>26200846
>>You have control

SINCE WHEN DID WE HAVE IT COS!!
WHEN!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>26201034
Oh god, this is perfect.
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>>26200846
"Actually it's a euphemism, (if she doesn't know what a euphemism is, tell her it's a an expression that means something more than what is literally said) I'll explain that later. All I am going to say about this at the moment is that the next day Momo was captured. If you have issues with my life choices, please hold them until after she's safe. Ok?"
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>>26201024
>ichigo's face when
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>>26201050
We keep getting some measure of control back, then immediately sacrifice it on the altar of the Huehuehue Gods.
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>>26201050
The last time we had control over what was going on was when we set the difficulty to Full Kubo.
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>>26201034
"But Ichigo" Ishida retorts, adjusting his glasses with a smirk "There's no pool in the warehouse."
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Say something illegible then quickly change the subject
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>>26201003

"ya, like you did when doing it for the first time with mom pops"
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>>26200846
Restrain all reactions and emotions
Retort in a deadpan monnotone voice "How bot them Soul Societies?"
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>>26201082
Well maybe we'll just have to put you in it Ishida.
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>>26200898
not yet
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>>26200897
>Giving the damn cat more rope to hang us with

Eh, why not, whats the worst that can happen?
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>>26200895
Aren't we a couple stories underground? Also, time to gargantua away?
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>645 posts
Holy fucking shit. You mothas is crazy.
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>>26201003
>>26201093
Isshin's a cool guy, but I don't really see him being cool with THIS.
We may very well see a super serious angry side of him tonight. We already came in late after asking him to show up admitting to an underaged booze bender.
A father can only take so much in a day.


>>26201082
He sees an opening for retribution from that night and takes it... we did this to ourselves.
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>>26201082
"I'll prove there is by throwing you in it"
We DBZ Abridged now
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>>26201167
>Implying 645 is a lot for us

You should have seen the one that went to 1900.
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>>26201167
Yeah it has been a slightly slow thread I suppose. Not as bad as the one that barely broke 500 though.
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>>26200846
"I-I... wait. You know what? No. I've made a lot of mistakes in my life, but falling in love isn't one of them. I think I'm done here. Hime?"
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"No Apacci, that is not what she means. Well, by some definitions maybe, but not the one you're thinking of. Ask Yoruichi to explain it later, before I say the wrong thing and get my ass kicked."

You cough lightly. “So, um, was there anything else we needed for planning to do the whole saving Momo thing? Maybe?”

Ishida stares at you, remembering something. “…you ruined all those sheets, Kurosaki. All that fabric wasted…”

Isshin looks at you eyebrow raised. “Well at least, as my son you aren’t stupid enough to not use birth control…”

He trails off, looking at the expressions on your and Orihime‘s faces, resting his face in his hands. “…Damn it, Ichigo. We‘ll talk later.”

Apacci looks confused crossing her arms in a huff. “…Nobody ever tells me anything.”

Urahars sits up, fan hiding his face. “So, looks like we have a good basis for the Soul Society plan which we can wrap up this evening. Who’s up for beating up Ichigo in a training match?”

The blonde girl waves her hand. “OOOH, Me! ME!”

She grabs you by your scruff and starts dragging you towards the training area. Apacci runs after you. “No! Nobody’s training all night with Ichigo without me!”

You find yourself down in the training grounds, against your will. You’re back in Shinigami form and the girl smirks at you. “Ready for this berry boy?”

You stare at her. “Firstly, what the hell is your name, anyway?”

She blinks before shrugging. “Sarugaki Hiyori.”

>actions?
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>>26201192
>1900 posts
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>>26201169
He already knows kind of?

We showed up with Orihime and Momo to Masaki's grave remember?
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>our faces when
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>>26201277
Hollowfy, behindyou.exe, kick in the head.
"Talking is not a free action."
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Rolled 20

>>26201277
RIDER KICK!
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>>26201277
"Doesn't that mean monkey child?" Then attack.
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>>26201300
what he said
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>>26201300
This.
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>>26201277
"Alright Sarugaki, so how do you want to play this? Gradually build up and get a feel for each other, or go all out from the start?"
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>>26201300
>>26201309
THESE
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>>26201277
>“Ready for this berry boy?”

"Bring it on, tiny."

Good practice for the inevitable Hitsugaya rematch, although I think anger might just make Hiyori stronger.
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>>26201277
"Ok fine Sarugaki Hiyori. I just have one request... pleasepleasepleaserekillmeohgodohgod."
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>>26201277
>>26201277
Hollow up, and attack without preamble.
Talking does not put the fight on pause.
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>>26201300
>>26201309
TALK LESS RIDER KIIIIICK
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>>26201309
Tis, but no surprise attack bullshit during training bouts, we already got chewed out once for that. Show some honor (until she starts cheating!).
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>>26201333
>dat innuendo
>dem triple 3's
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>>26201309
DICE APPROVE OF RIDER KICK!
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>>26201300
Can we NOT do that again? Remember last time where everyone kinda chewed us out for that exact same thing?
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Heck ya! Show them why Huenco Mundo should not be messed with.
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>>26201355
>Hiyori
>honor
You've never read Bleach, have you? Hiyori fights dirty.
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>>26201277
Declare it go time then kick her in the face.
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>>26201355
We already explained why we do that. It's IC now and if you disagree than you hate JUSTICE!
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>>26201309
No surprise attack bullshit though.

Rider Kick is an honorable combat technique.
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>>26201363
>>26201355
Grow some spines people. We had perfect justification for that and this is Hiyori.
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>>26201300
>>26201317
>>26201328
>>26201354
>>26201352
Lets not make the same mistake again. really guys actually fighting with honor will do us nothing but good in the SS
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>>26201277
NORMAL Shinigami mode first. We don't know if she can mask up in game yet.

Ask if she's ready, then make judicious use of Shunpo and Zangetsu.

>>26201309
>"Oh god, it's another Mashiro."
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>>26201277
Oh god I actually feel the embarrassment.
It's like when my dad came home early one night from his shift and was waiting for me in the dark when I came downstairs...
That gut wrenching embarrassment... I want to sink into the floor all over again... godamnit Cosgrove.

Oh ya, I guess we're in a fight.
>"So, it doesn't look like we got a chance to get accuanted. How's Shinji doing these days anyway. Haven't seen him for a while."
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>>26201417
That's complete bull. Stop buckling because people said something once.
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>>26201399
The first time was justified because the entire point of that exercise was to get the Tres up to speed on fighting higher level opponents.

This is just a straight training bout against an opponent we know nothing about, other than that shes a Visored and gets angry easily.
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>>26201417
thats bullshit and you know it
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>>26201444
And she also attacked us earlier and dragged us down there. This is totally justified and IC for us.
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>>26201438
>>26201457

No its not if we behave with honor in the SS the Shinigami will treat us honorably in turn and not horribly murder our buddies when they inevitably capture them
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>>26200846
>>26201277
and already the interlewd is made non-canon to the max
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I'm pretty sure at this point we actually MISS getting stabbed to death.
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>>26201417
I call lies. Nobody fucking fights honorably in bleach. Not even the good guys.
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>>26201277
"So how do you want to do this? Two on one? Appachi on your team? Or a three-way free-for-all?"
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>>26201374
I have an I'm aware. But ichigo doesn't and isn't.
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>>26201471
Orihime's just being Orihime. She gets really weird sometimes.
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>>26201417
It was only a mistake the first time because it was supposed to be bringing people up to speed, and we managed to make it a combat exhuberance thing.

Here, Hiyori has pretty much done nothing but unwarrantedly attack us. If she can't keep up, boo fucking hoo.
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>>26201469
>still trying to diplomance
Just fucking stop. We want to beat them, not impress them. Everyone has told us that there's almost no reasoning with them at this point, and fighting honorably isn't going to stop Zarachi from murdering us to death.
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>>26201481
Kenpatchi, Johnny Snow when he is not being the patrion of collateral damage, Tousen and many MANY others.
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>>26201498
This isnt canon Ichigo you shit-fuck
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>>26201488

I am hesitant, at this point in time, to support Ichigo suggesting three-way free-for-alls, in any context.
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Rolled 18, 19 = 37

>Hmmm
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>>26201500
so you're saying we should take it to the limit like we did when fighting Harribel
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>>26201498
You haven't read bleach quest have you. Ours is and does.
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>Training
>All night

Also Hime, I love you and everything, but you've RUINED us.
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Rolled 56

>>26201529
welp, we are fucked
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>>26201529
Oh no.
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>>26201530
Yes. I want her to realize bullying us isn't going to work.
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>>26201508
Dude, we CAN'T beat them.

Yamamoto will kill us with our bare hands and make our skeletons part of his bankai.
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>>26201277
>When lewding with a Vizard, your Jinzen's link
>Which means her Hollow pops in
>Which means Hichigo makes a 'special' friend

>Hichigo and OMZ.jpeg
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>>26201529
>>26201529

Maybe our next action should be to mask the fuck up...after the completion of our righteous rider kick
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>>26201481
What are you talking about?

Almost everyone respects pre-fight banter.
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>>26201498
>what is reading comprehension
get out
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>>26201513
>tousen
BWAHAHAHAHA
>kenpachi
Fucking crazy motherfucker
>John snow
Literally just tried to kill us, and a mentally damaged momo a couple threads ago for existing.
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>>26201471
>interlewd?
Say what now?

>>26201529
We've known her for all of 10 minutes and ALREADY she hates us enough to want to stab us... which may not be a bad thing. Maybe we can die again and everyone will forget the conversation we just had again when we wake up.
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>>26201557
We aren't trying to beat ALL of them dumbass, we're trying to beat the ones we end up meeting, which we're also trying to avoid. There is no diplomacy option anymore UNLESS we meet the flower man, other than that I am not giving up the advantage to fight honorably because you think it'll impress the people who are already set on killing us.
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>>26201508
Dude, all we have to do win against Zarachi, its the rest of his eleventh deciding we have to die because we were faggots that I worry about.

Shit even the faggot of the 11th is honorably until no one can see his fight and even then the extent of his cheating is just using the spell like ablities of his sword.
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Rolled 98

>>26201579
tell that to shunsui
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>>26201551
>>26201552
We rolled a 20. Can you people not count?
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>>26201590
bleach.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600012840
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>>26201625
>It's finished
>IT'S FINISHED
... Imma need a moment or ten
thanks
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>>26201579
Oh yeah, pre fight banter, yeah.
But after that it's "oh, you are stronk? time to pull out my ultra hax manuvers."
it's like a staple of shonen.
>>26201612
Shunsui and starkk seemed to have a bit IIRC
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>>26201612
He's a rare exception.

But he's pretty much the only one who does it.
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>>26201598
But they're not necessarily set on killing us.

Especially since they're so much stronger than us that they don't really need to.
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>>26201588
In Tousen's fights in the SS he was nothing but honorable, no sneak attacks no teamups just beating people down till he fought kempachi

Kenpachi
But he fucking took care of our teammates

Orders to kill us and not damaging Momo mentally is pretty much impossible.
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Rolled 79

>>26201642
and then shunsui shadow stabs starrk in the middle of his speech when he got serious.
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>>26201642
Well yeah, but the point is that you introduce yourself first.

It's a matter of decorum.
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>>26201667
And got shit for it from the visoreds, even though he saved their asses.
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Rolled 25

>>26201687
survival is better than honor. come on cos, we are waiting to be violated
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>>26201675
We already introduced ourselves. What do you think that whole sandal thing was?
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>20v19

You narrow you eyes and immediately flying kick her, right in the face, sending her tumbling back. She gets up, spitting out a bit of blood and smiles. “Don’t think I’m used to that maneuver yet? But… that’s a good attitude asshole, let’s see if you can keep up!”

She pulls out her sword, smirking. “Chop cleanly, Kubikiri Orochi!”

Her sword becomes a large cleaver with a serrated saw-like blade as a mask appears on her face. She pulls it to the side, revealing her grinning face.

“Let’s do this, BERRY BOY!”

She charges at you as you attempt to mask up and…

>dodge
>parry
>write in
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>>26201557
...meant to say 'his bare hands' but I'm rolling with it.

Yamamoto is strong enough to kill us like this.
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Rolled 14

>>26201721
PARRY LIKE A PRO
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>>26201721
>parry

Meet her head on!
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>>26201721

Also, roll me 1d20 to MASK UP!

(fucking copy and paste missing shit)
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Rolled 19

>>26201721
Slip your sword in between the serrations, twist to disarm.
Protip: when fencing, disengaging is the most irritating thing ever.
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Rolled 15

>>26201721
Blut
Always Blue

"I'm way too hungover and pissed for this right now."
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>>26201721
Dodge
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>>26201721

After Image Shunpo, trip her with a bandage sweeping zangetsu from behind, palm but do not activate a Seele Schneider into our off hand from sleeve pocket....or are we still a shirtless shinigami?
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>>26201721
Parry
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>>26201701
Its like you missed the point of chivalry. Shit actually works in mitigating the horrors of war till some nitzchine faggot decides it doesn't matter fucks everyone's day with special focus on his own.
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>>26201751
NO ONE ELSE ROLL!
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Rolled 16

>>26201721
jesus christ, she doesnt fuck around
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>>26201675

The main question is: Does ignoring decorum gain us a larger advantage than being seen to abide by it?

I would lean towards no. We get one attack out of it. Maybe. Possibly two or three, if we are VERY lucky, and kill the people we used it on the first couple times.

And then basically everyone goes "Welp, guess there's no point going with the polite option. Let's just fucking kill him." And then they do. Because we are not capable of winning a fight with Soul Society if they want us dead enough to disregard politeness.
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>>26201721
Mask the fuck up then perry!
(Blunt too? Blunt too!)
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>>26201751
Looks like we just activated our mask.

Also this sounds like a good action.
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Rolled 2

rolling for mask >>26201748
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>>26201721
Punch her in the face!
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>>26201768
This isn't a war, it's an invasion. We've already fucked Chivalry. Also, Chivalry never stopped the slaughter or mass rape that happened after a victory.
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Rolled 2, 20 = 22

>>26201721
Rolling to mask up
Rolling to Blut
in that order

lets focus our current frustrations
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>>26201772
That she does not.
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>>26201795
we have a 19, stop
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>>26201802
Its like you never studied history.
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>>26201773
The thing you're not getting is that we can't kill any of our opponents.

Because if we do, then the whole soul society will fight for keeps.

And when a captain of the gotei 13 fights for keeps, we die.

We die fast.

As do all our friends.
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>>26201755
Lets not use Blut right away if we can help it.

Save if for later when we can surprise her with it by taking a hit and giving zero fucks while we counter attack.
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>>26201822
Name one example where it did.
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>>26201818
It's that one guy that compulsively completes roll allotments. Not much we can do about it.
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>>26201804
Blut Arterie (offense) or Blut Vene (defense)?
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>>26201804
See my last post with regards to the /tg/ dice.
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>>26201825
>when a captain of the gotei 13 fights for keeps, we die
lel, toshiro was beat by us with less than 2 weeks of experience
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>>26201825
>>26201773
Wait never mind, you're agreeing with me.

Sorry for not reading closer.
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>>26201835
There weren't any mass slaughter or rape after the first few crusades that only started happening when the peasants who weren't knights got in and when the Arabs proved themselves repeatedly to be faggots.
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>>26201867
He is the weakest though isn't he?
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>>26201848
He didn't specify, it's invalid.
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>>26201829
I think the idea is to use blunt but hopefully not need it at this point in the fight. She'll only notice it if we fail to avoid getting hit.
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>>26201802
> it's an invasion.
Uh, really? Because I thought it was a rescue mission, as in we go in, get Momo, and leave. Preferably without giving them reason to mobilize a multi-captain task force to wipe us off the face of the earth because we acted like huge cunts and affirmed their belief that we're a bunch of evil dickbags.
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>>26201867
He has a time limit.

And we had help.

And he wasn't fighting seriously.
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>>26201847
why
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>>26201867

In the real world. Where he had limiters.

That shit will not fly in Soul Society.
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>>26201721
"I see you have a big sword.
I have a big sword as well.

But mine is better."

Spin and throw.
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Fun fact: Her Shikai has not been revealed in any official capacity; so Cosgrove may decide to throw us for one hell of a curve ball here.
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>>26201867
We did cheap shot him though.

The more deciding one was up managing to beat Tier. a quite highly powerful Vasto Lorde, with an Arrancar before that.
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>>26201891
Actually judging by his absurd dice pool, I'm pretty sure he didn't have a limiter on, due to the dire circumstances and Aizen wanting to make sure the job got done.
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>>26201890
He's likely some kind of troll/idiot, and I don't have internet telekensis
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>>26201867
He was restricted to about ten percent of his full power.
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>>26201891
>limiters
proof, right now. he would've released
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>>26201877
Okay that's on me, I probably shouldn't have continued to use chivalry. I meant honor and examples from feudal Japan.
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>>26201721
Oh ya?
Well Yabba Dabba Doo Zangetsi!
And then we have her just run into our Blut'd fist.
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>>26201907
I was under the impression is had no special properties other than being a tool of horrific evisceration.
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>>26201923

Captains leaving Soul Society are subjected to limiters, so that they don't fucking break everything. It's standard procedure. This shit is in the manga.
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>>26201907
Oh right, it probably does... something.
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>>26201907
Almost all Vizard shikai were revealed during the Winter War.

https://www.google.com/search?q=hiyori+shikai&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=P1fvUYG_G6n84APo3IGoDQ&biw=1149&bih=885&sei=QVfvUbOVCLOj4AOVhYGAAQ
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>>26201886
>rescue mission
What do you think they'll see that as? Because since we're going in there unpermitted, we are in fact invading.
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>>26201916
Did we even have our power at full when we did either of those? we're fucking stronk
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>>26201917
Actually, since he was responding to the defection of a hollowified shinigami, you're probably right.
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>roll me 2d20 to parry!
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>>26201947
He meant as in if it has a special ability, or if it just looks horrifying.
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Rolled 1, 1 = 2

>>26201961

Parry away
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Rolled 4, 18 = 22

>>26201961

Parrying!
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>>26201924
You fucking asshole now I'll have to do actual research, but the reason why is probably existed the same there as it was in europe until some faggot ruined everything for everyone.
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>>26201947
I know and understand that, but it's other abilities haven't been revealed.
It's highly unlikely all it does is a form change. Even Ikakku's has an ability.
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>>26201935
all of them do something. even the bald guy from zarakis squad could split his in multiple pieces. we might get another zabimaru or something

>captcha:concrete fastbj
welp, looks like theres another harem member
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>>26201818
>>26201847
>>26201890
>>26201918
No, i just have slow refresh.
thanks for judging.
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Rolled 14, 20 = 34

>>26201961
Oh crap!
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Rolled 11, 5 = 16

>>26201961
TOUCHE
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Rolled 6, 11 = 17

>>26201961
We need to pick up a rapier.
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Rolled 2, 1 = 3

>>26201970
Dude. Unfunny.
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>>26201891
I'm like 90% sure you can't release a Bankai with a limiter active.

Either way, it was 3v1 and we STILL only beat him because Chizuru took a bullet for us.
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>>26201944
And they release you faggot, besides a captain wouldn't use one for killing a hollowfied lieutenant
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>>26201980
VICTORY
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>>26201970

My bad....auto complete on the email field, was 2d2-
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>>26201954
We were at full when we fought Harribel.

Harribel herself... probably wasn't even with all the resting, due to her personal philosophy preventing her from chowing down on souls.

And it was the most even match probably in the history of the quest.
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Rolled 18, 9 = 27

>>26201961
>>26201970
You better comend yourself to the gods of death
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>>26201970
you, sir, are a mongoloid and a heathen. i just about shat myself. for shame
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>>26201970
>>26201987
hue hue hue guys
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Rolled 3, 14 = 17

>>26201961
And now for an actual roll...
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>>26201987
top lel
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>>26201973
Actually, no it didn't. Honor was pretty redundant, because actually surrendering went against it. So any survivors were completely screwed.
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>>26201987

Not meant as a joke, was me fucking up putting dice in my email field again.
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>>26201987
You're one to talk.
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Rolled 11, 16 = 27

>>26201961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4eccPBFEjE
"Berry Boy? Then Come At Me Strawberry Shortcake!"

>Attempt the parry, and then
"Come on Appachi, Dont just stand there, come at us, Either of us! Free for all!"
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>>26202022
I figured, given the placement.


But the opportunity for that was beautiful.
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NO ONE ELSE ROLL!
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>>26202028
I don't think Apacci is in this.
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Rolled 15, 17, 19, 8, 5 = 64

>...and in this corner...
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>>26202028

Supporting
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>>26202043

We're at the end of eligible rolls anyway. That's five.
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>>26201980
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>>26202015
The soldiers yes, but the civies is what we are talking about. As well it has been rather well documented that some knights would wait for their opponents to pick up dropped weapons before they finished them so there is that.
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>>26202058
>Apacci runs after you. “No! Nobody’s training all night with Ichigo without me!”
No, she's here, and Adorable.
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>>26202058
She's busy getting a regretful lesson.
She will most likely then become super lewd and crude until Sharktits sits her down
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>>26202062
Close.

Also, impressive dice pool.
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Rolled 6, 9 = 15

And for the one roll nobody expects...
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>>26202082
I thought that Arrancar had at least vague memories of being human right?
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>>26202100
>6, 9
heh heh
awwww riiii
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>>26202094

Why do I get the feeling that Tatsuki, Ishida, and Chizuru have just joined up with Hiyori and Appacci against us?
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>>26202062
>5d20
We really need to start working on our swordsmanship...
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Basically, the whole honour discussion comes down to this:

If you are a total cockweasel to people, they are more inclined to be a total cockweasel to you in return.

Soul Society can survive our deciding to disregard honour. We cannot survive their deciding the same.
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>>26202100
Oh... no?
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>>26202070
Honor only applied during the fight. It was rules for fighting. After the battle they would either
A) execute everyone(including family members, children, women etc. not sure about unrelated civvies) or
B) force the surrenders into horrific slavery where they were raped and treated as subhuman for surrendering(once again, that's for the family, not sure about peasants)
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