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Gingerly isn't normally a word that goes well with "Tanks", but Richard does his best to make use of the adjective as he moves the 40-ton Black Jack between some trees. You want a bit of foliage between yourself and Miho- the longer it takes her and the other tanks to spot you, the better off you'll be.

You are the commander of the M26E1 Pershing Heavy Tank "Black Jack" and the girls have had enough fun playing around with terrain, now it's time for them to learn how terrain can be used and abused- staying in the woods affords them camoflague and protection, but even your relatively slow Pershing is able to outmaneuver them when you stick to the roads- a risky proposition itself.

Which brings you to where you are now- where the narrow service road that heads through the forest and into the hills at the Academy Ship's rear crosses a narrow creek. Tt's the perfect place for Miho to move her remaining tanks through- it affords better mobility than the trees and bushes of the forest, but far more protection than the roads. To head through the forest would allow you to make it to the hills before her, to head through the roads would make her a target. Miho's good, maybe better than you- so she'll come through here because she knows it's the best option.

You smile. It's only a matter of waiting now.

>"So, guys, we need to hook Patrick up with someone..."
>"Richard, how's things with Saori?"
>Every time we try to screw with our crew regarding relationships, it comes back at us. What else can we talk about?
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>>26179795
>>"So, guys, we need to hook Patrick up with someone..."
>>"Richard, how's things with Saori?"
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It's time.
>inb4 week long ban again
I swear BJ must be a pissed off mod or something.
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>>26179795

So, Patrick, any luck?
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>>26179795
>Every time we try to screw with our crew regarding relationships, it comes back at us. Lets talk about what teams we will face in the National tournament
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>Every time we try to screw with our crew regarding relationships, it comes back at us. What else can we talk about?
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>Every time we try to screw with our crew regarding relationships, it comes back at us. What else can we talk about?
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>>26179795
>"So, guys, we need to hook Patrick up with someone..."
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>>26179795
>"So, guys, we need to hook Patrick up with someone..."
>"Soooo, Rose. It's an all girls school. Any particularly "interested" girls try to get with the exotic foreigner yet?"
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>>26179795
>"So, guys, we need to hook Patrick up with someone..."
>"Richard, how's things with Saori?"
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>>26179795
>"Richard, how's things with Saori?"
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>>26179927
>"Soooo, Rose. It's an all girls school. Any particularly "interested" girls try to get with the exotic foreigner yet?"

+1 for FORBIDDEN LOVE
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>>26179966

OH GOD THIS.

EVEN IF WE GET OUR ASS BEAT THE SHEER AMOUNT OF LEWD IS WORTH IT.
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>>26179966
do it faggots
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>>26179795
>Every time we try to screw with our crew regarding relationships, it comes back at us. What else can we talk about?
This is why we can have nice things.
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>>26179966
THIS
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>>26179966
Sure, why not?
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>>26179795
>>Every time we try to screw with our crew regarding relationships, it comes back at us. What else can we talk about?
Lets talk about our crew's opinions of the other teams.
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>Every time we try to screw with our crew regarding relationships, it comes back at us. What else can we talk about?

Seriously guyz I THINK ITS A SIGN
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>>26179795

>Every time we try to screw with our crew regarding relationships, it comes back at us. What else can we talk about?


>>26179927
>>26179966
>>26179981
>>26180014

For the love of god, don't poke the bear.
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>>26180056
BITCH WE ARE THE BEAR!

POKE AWAY
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>>26179795
>"Richard, how's things with Saori?"
hey now, this isn't screwing with him, this is legitimate friendly small talk
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>>26179927
>>26179966
>"Soooo, Rose. It's an all girls school. Any particularly "interested" girls try to get with the exotic foreigner yet?"

It is time.
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>>26180056
>For the love of god, don't poke the bear.
I dunno, I can see her eye-twitchingly getting annoyed at always finding notes and lilies in her shoe locker.
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>>26179795
>Every time we try to screw with our crew regarding relationships, it comes back at us. What else can we talk about?

Lets talk about what we know about the other schools
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>>26180144
That's a good idea, let's do this.
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The spaghetti ejection must happen!
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>>26179795
>FORBIDDEN LOVE GET!
>>26179927 >>26179966
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>>26179795

>"So, guys, we need to hook Patrick up with someone..."

I vote that we hook him up with one of the Automotive Club!
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>>26179927
Also voting this.
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>>26179795
>Every time we try to screw with our crew regarding relationships, it comes back at us. What else can we talk about?

Ask for Ideas about how we can get more bodies for the Auto club to help with maintenance
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>>26179795
>Every time we try to screw with our crew regarding relationships, it comes back at us. What else can we talk about?

I WONDER WHAT BLACKJACK COULD BE TELLING US
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>>26180401
THAT WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT MORE!
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>Every time we try to screw with our crew regarding relationships, it comes back at us. What else can we talk about?
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>>26179795
>Every time we try to screw with our crew regarding relationships, it comes back at us. What else can we talk about?
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>>26179966
All of my this.

... I've just had the slightly worrying thought that Yukari may try to go after Rose instead of Miho.
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>>26179966
FORBIDDEN LOVE IT IS, LEWD EDITION
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>>26179966
this is really tempting, but
>>26179795
>Every time we try to screw with our crew regarding relationships, it comes back at us. What else can we talk about?

We can troll them about relationships after we beat the girls at Tanking
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You keep your eyes glue to the periscope, scanning back and forth across the forest. It's a tense situation- all ambushes are- so it helps to break that tension a bit. "So, Rose, you getting many fans yet?" You say innocently. "I mean, that eight-for-eight last night was pretty impressive, I bet there might be a few guys-" You stop and think for a second, "Heck, this is a girls school! Would probably a girl leaving adorable little letters in her locker..."

"But that's forbidden love!" Patrick tosses in with perfect timing.

With your eyes on the periscope, you feel rather than see Rose's scowl. "No, there are no lesbian letters as of yet, Commander." She says as the temperature of the turret drops by a few degrees. "Maybe wait a few days for the news to spread a bit and I'll let you know how much more attention I'm getting than you and Patrick put together..."

>"We still need to find a girl for Patrick."
>"So, Anzu wants me to get some of the girls to do the Lionfish dance this weekend..."
>"So Richard, you get in Saori's pants yet?"
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>>26180655
>"So, Anzu wants me to get some of the girls to do the Lionfish dance this weekend..."
Let's avoid further shenanigans as much as possible until the match is over
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>>26180655
>"So, Anzu wants me to get some of the girls to do the Lionfish dance this weekend..."
Patrick pulled off a perfect assist, we can spare him for now
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>>26180655
>>"We still need to find a girl for Patrick."

I though by winning that bet we subverted it, that and didn't we get Darjeling to do it?
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>>26180655
>"We still need to find a girl for Patrick."
The Auto club's girls are pretty good, though I'm sure the history team wouldn't minde either
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>"So, Anzu wants me to get some of the girls to do the Lionfish dance this weekend..."

AHN AHN AHN ANON
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>>26180655
>>"We still need to find a girl for Patrick."
>"So Richard, you get in Saori's pants yet?"
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>>26180655
>"So, Anzu wants me to get some of the girls to do the Lionfish dance this weekend..."

Oh yeah, we need to actually sort something out for that at some point...
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>>26180655
>Other: Ok, you know what. This is all stupid no more relationship talk until after this match (as an aside) when certain people can get proper revenge. We need to concentrate on beating Miho.
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>>26180709
I think we upped the ante to "new tank vs. getting Black Jack for a match" instead...although I would not mind seeing ever so elegant Darjeeling doing the dance
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>>26180655
>MFW my "other" option gets the vote

>"So, Anzu wants me to get some of the girls to do the Lionfish dance this weekend..."
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>>26180655
>"We still need to find a girl for Patrick."
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>>26180655

>"We still need to find a girl for Patrick."

How about we fix him up on a blind date?
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>>26180655
>"We still need to find a girl for Patrick."
>>26180801
>not saving the most beautiful nerd for ourselves
>not helping her with her self confidence through the power of Lawful Good Hot Tankings
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>>26180655
>anzu wants people for the lionfish dance
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>>26180857
>The most beautiful nerd
surely you mean Yukari?
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>>26180857
>Lawful Good Hot Tankings
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>>26180893
No, I mean Nekota. Have you SEEN the few images of her where she isn't trying to hide her face and body?
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>>26180935
I have. Doesn't change my personal opinion
Yukari and Oreo tie for first, Kay and Darjeeling for second...just my opinion though
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>>26180964
>Kay

Delicious strawberry blonde...
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>>26180935
she's attractive but then again so is Yuzu. Yukari has personality over them.

>>26180964
Yukari's first, Oreo's a close second, not sure about the rest. Yuzu would rank higher if more personality was shown.
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>>26180964
Yukari is an expert, not a nerd
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>>26181103
Yukari is an Otanku, not an expert.
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>>26180964
Of the History Club girls, I've gotta go with Saemonza, actually.
>>26181032
To be fair, Yukari has personality over damn near any girl who isn't an Anglerfish, because she's got screentime on them. The WoT Nerds didn't actually appear until just before the Schwarzwald fight, and got knocked out early on. I'm hoping season 2 gives them some more development.
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>>26181103
She's a tank savant.
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>>26181120
>Season 2
knock on wood, lest you jinx us
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>>26180655
>"We still need to find a girl for Patrick."
gotta pair the spares.
then
>"So Richard, you get in Saori's pants yet?"
this should be quick to deal with,
and then...
>"So, Anzu wants me to get some of the girls to do the Lionfish dance this weekend..."
we should make the teams that lose do the dance as well.

we SO need a loud speaker attached to Black Jack so we can play the Sinistar voice clips.
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>>26181163
oh yea... TIME FOR TONKS!

(and for the love of Pete BL QM, get started sooner, it's a bit hard for us on the east coast)
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>>26181118
>OVA 5
>Yukari's prepared for anything
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>>26181103
No, the girl is a full-blown Otaku.
>>26181152
They were planning one almost immediately after finishing up S1, due to the show's surprisingly huge success. It's happening. Hell there's already one show from another studio trying to catch that same lightning in a similar bottle (C3-bu). Fingers crossed while knocking on wood for that Toji-looking mother fucker to get some more scenes, he was funny.
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>>26180655
>"So, Anzu wants me to get some of the girls to do the Lionfish dance this weekend..."
I've had it with these goddamn relationships in this goddamned tank!
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>"So, Anzu wants me to get some of the girls to do the Lionfish dance this weekend..."

and >Other: Ok, you know what. This is all stupid no more relationship talk until after this match (as an aside) when certain people can get proper revenge. We need to concentrate on beating Miho.

Ooarai will burn. No matter how many times you attempt to stop it, no matter how hard you try to delay it. And as they look and ask why, the only answer they find is "Ahn, ahn."
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>>26181317
but the rest of us don't mind the relationships.
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>>26181261
I have heard of the second season, but i have yet to seen any hard or even soft dates for it's return. i think the massive screw up they had in the season one production might make them nervous in releasing more.
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>>26181410
I don't mind the relationship stuff, I'm just of the opinion that we should fight first, then deal with shenanigans. I'm not the guy you're responding to by the way
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I was promised spaghetti
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>>26181497
A movie's confirmed and by all rights they'd WANT to make a second season seeing how successful the first one was, but there's been nothing but some idle tank and speculation at this point iirc
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>>26181525
>idle tank
Meant "idle talk". I swear that was unintentional
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>>26181508
just wait till we face Anchiove and the Italian school. then we can spaghetti, meatballs, and all the other pasta and italian dishes you can think off.
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>>26181663
>tankettes
>against BJ's cannon
I weep for their mechanics
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>>26181602
it's alright, we all have tanks on the brain here.
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>>26181715
Thats terrible.

I Approve Mr Su 122.
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>>26181778
it is terrible but needed tactic when we face the black forest school. rock on Su-122!
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>>26180655

>"So, Anzu wants me to get some of the girls to do the Lionfish dance this weekend..."

"We're gonna do it. Rose, you and the girls don't have to. Commander's Orders."
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>>26182024
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You smile a bit- Rose might be an ice queen, but you've definately rustled her jimmies. And Patrick had certainly helped with that, so he gets a pass for now. "Anzu still wants me to convince some of the girls to do that Dogfish dance thing." You bring up. "Thinks if it comes from me they might be more likely to do it."

"What in the world does she need them for?" Richard says, clearly annoyed. "You made a bet with Darjeeling, right? They're going to do that stupid dance..."

You shrug. "Dunno, but evidently there's a cash prize for the winner. She wants to use it for the team..." Money was the one thing that Oorai was short on. "Could go a long way to upgrading some of the tanks..."

"Screw her." Richard says angrily. "If she wants the prize she can get up there and dance with Darjeeling. I wouldn't allow anyone to do that to Saori- would you really want Yukari up there?"

>"What the hell is that supposed to mean?!"
>"Might be fun to watch!"
>"Hell no!"
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>>26182066
>I DID NOT GO ON A DATE WITH YUKARI
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>>26182066
>"What the hell is that supposed to mean?!"
spaghetti reserves critical, dump excess
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>>26182066
>>"Hell no!" Wait a minute. What do you mean by that?!
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>>26182066
>"What the hell is that supposed to mean?!"
Shots have been fired. Sir, the nukes await your orders.
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>>26182066
>>"Might be fun to watch!"
minimum spagetti
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>>26182066

Haha, no.

TIME FOR BEARFORCEONE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
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>>26182066
>"Might be fun to watch! They certainly got freaked out by the idea of it."
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>>26182066
"You know, I still don't know what this dance is right?"
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>>26182066

"Anzu's still on that damn dance thing? I'll tell her we'll do it. Guys only. We'll even not have Blackjack in the parade."
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>>26182066
>"Might be fun to watch!"
then a varient to..
>"What the hell is that supposed to mean?!"
with "from what you are say is that you seem to have gotten rather far with Saori. got your wedding date set yet? I'm more than happy to be your best man then!"

Also, we should open the hatch and lissien for other tanks's noise. they are a good give away if we can't see them.
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>>26182066
>"What the hell is that supposed to mean?!"
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>>26182247
We already talked about it. We agreed we're not likely to win jack shit with men in spandex doing a dance like that. We're far from America, son.
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>>26182329
that and it's not needed any more, we have plenty of girls to do that dance now. we men can sit back and enjoy the show....
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You blink, thinking for a second. "Dammit, what's that supposed to mean?!" You say. "How many times do I have told you! IT WASN'T A DATE!" You start shouting. You're actually starting to get a bit tired of this, now.

"The commander doth protest too much!" Richard says calmly and you can picture his smirk.

"Dammit!" You growl, popping the hatch open above you. You're done here! You poke your head out the turret to take a look around, your eyes just barely above the rim. You're immediately rewarded by the distinctive noise of treads on gravel and approaching engines. "Contact!" You shout. "I hear them!"

You drop back into the hatch and get on the commander's sights, grabbing turret authority to point the turret down the gulley, a few seconds later you're rewarded by the sight of the low-profile StuG rumbling into view.

>"Identify StuG! Load AP! Target front!"
>Hold your fire- draw more of Miho's group into the killzone.
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>>26182897
>>"Identify StuG! Load AP! Target front!"

No point in gambling,
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>>26182897

Violence of action. Kill the lead vehicle and they won't have good mobility, allowing us to better engage targets as they present.
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>>26182897
>"Identify StuG! Load Paint! Target front!"
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>"Identify StuG! Load AP! Target front!"

This is not actually a trap and Miho excels in outsmarting. She paid attention to your admittance that you thought she was trying to outsmart you and has tagged you as the kind of person who prepares an unbeatable defense at the front door but leaves the back wide open. Do not pussyfoot with her and the StuG is a Tank Destroyer, a notorious one. We need this thing gone now, and there is no need for gambles when the dealer may or may not have a pistol on your crotch.
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>>26182271
oh bugger it. forgot to add.
>check with our radio man if he can all up Anzu (even though we just shot her a little while ago) about adding an extra incentive to get the other teams to win this. if all the teams are taken out, all of the teams (save for Rose) have to join in the anglerfish dance.
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>>26182897
>"Identify StuG! Load AP! Target front!"
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>>26182897

>"Identify StuG! Load AP! Target front!"
>"We're using paint sir."
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>>26182897
>"Identify StuG! Load AP! Target front!"
No fucking around here; we see a tank, we shoot it.
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>>26182897
>"Identify StuG! Load AP! Target front!"
i wonder if we can drive around or over the StuG to get to Miho and the I-Go?
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>>26182897
>"Identify StuG! Load AP! Target front!"
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>>26182897
>>"Identify StuG! Load AP! Target front!"
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>>26183028
7/10
i can see that happening, good job, i am smiling at that one.
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>>26183060
>"Sorry sir! that was HE and it exploded all over them!"
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>>26182897
>"Identify StuG! Load AP! Target front!"
We know those girls are canny, and that Saemonza's a damn good shot. Insert joke about my heart and Cupid's arrow here.
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Since when do paint rounds come in AP?
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>>26183566
im more interested in what colour HVAP paint rounds are
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>>26183566
Since they came in tank gun sizes.
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>>26183566
it would be hilarious if what the round actually did was penetrate the armor and as soon as it was in the crew compartment, explode, showering everything in paint
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Time to grab another kill. "Identify StuG III- Hippo Team! Load AP!" You shout as the StuG moves squarely into the kill zone, completely unaware.

"We're firing Paint..." Roy says he grabs one of the practice paint rounds and loads it. "Up!"

You ignore his comment- you've got work to do. "Rose, fire when ready!" You say as you pass control of the control down to her. The StuG was still completely unaware- either they weren't expecting you or they were distracted- either way they were about to get a rude awakening.

"Firing." Rose says as she pulls the trigger and paints the StuG's fronal armor bright red. A second after she fires, even while the StuG was still rolling to a stop, the I-Go rolls into view, completely unaware of what had just happened.

>"Second target! Identify I-Go! Load *paint*!"
>Wait- make sure Anglerfish is with them.
>Pull back, check our six and reposition.
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>>26183603
The color of rape.
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>>26183663
>"Second target! Identify I-Go! Load *paint*!"
And then we leg it
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>>26183566

AP doesn't have to necessarily mean "Armor-Piercing"; maybe in this case it means "Armor-Painting"?
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>>26183698
>Armor-Painting Rounds
hahaa
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>>26183663

>"Second target! Identify I-Go! Load *paint*!"

One good hit deserves another!
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>>26183663
>"Second target! Identify I-Go! Load *paint*!"
Press the attack, see if we can catch them before they notice the StuG.
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>>26183663
>>Wait- make sure Anglerfish is with them.
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>>26183663
>"Second target! Identify I-Go! Load *paint*!"
The time it takes to load and fire again, the Stug will have notified the rest of them. Should still have enough time to get away before they can act on that though
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>>26183663
>"Second target! Identify I-Go! Load *paint*!"
THEN immeditly
>Pull back, check our six and reposition.
I fear the Miho is about to splat us
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>Wait- make sure Anglerfish is with them.
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>>26183667
iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg
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>>26183769
>>26184033
no... she'll be right behind us....
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>>26183698
>Painting
Now if they had Olive Drab #7 paint rounds. We would lose. Our. Shit.
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>shoot the I-Go
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>>26184157
maybe these Olive drab #7 shells came with the rest of the paint when we had our tank redone? kinda like a "sorry we fucked up, here, have these on the house to make ya feel better." event?
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>>26183667
I was expecting this to refer to the bright red frontal armor.
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>>26183698
Anzu-Perforating
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Rolled 16

>>26184809
Anus-penetrating
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"Second target!" You say. "Load PAINT- smartass- Identify I-Go!" You feel Rose making adjustments to the turret as the I-Go comes to a halt and struggles to reverse out of your sights. "Fire when ready!" As soon as Rose has the shot, you're up in the commander's cupola, scanning through the armored viewports to check around you- the last time you'd had the I-Go in your sights it had been a distraction for Miho to get around you.

You see nothing out there except trees until your vision is momentarily obscured by Rose letting loose with the T-54 main gun. You turn back to the commander's periscope. The I-Go's turret is covered in yellow paint. "Good shot! Duck is done!" Your excitement is tempered by the fact that you don't see hte Panzer IV- the battle was nowhere near done until Miho's tank was out.

She's taken you out once, you are not going to let that happen again!

>Pull back, we've got 45 minutes to play this cautiously.
>Up and over! Get after her!
>Stay put, we don't know that they've seen us yet...
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>>26185155
>>Pull back, we've got 45 minutes to play this cautiously.
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>>26185155
>Up and over! Get after her!
BEWARE, COWARD
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>>26185155
>Pull back, we've got 45 minutes to play this cautiously.
If we stay put, we die.
Whether we advance or retreat it may be a trap, but either way we have to move
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>>26185155
>>Up and over! Get after her!

We have the intiative, use it.
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>Pull back, we've got 45 minutes to play this cautiously.
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>>26185155
>Up and over! Get after her!
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>>26185155
>Pull back, we've got 45 minutes to play this cautiously.

If WoT has taught me anything, don't push your luck and rush forward.
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>Up and over! Get after her!

We have 45 minutes, even if we get hit, we will still have 35 minutes to find where the shot came from and follow their tracks. After all, we are driving multi-ton war machines in a forest.
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>>26185280
World of tanks is retarded.

FORWARD. Violence of action, hit the whore while she's trying to recover.
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>>26185280
Well, we've thinned their numbers enough that I feel this would be about that time in a WoT game when you bag and tag the stragglers.
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>>26185155
>Pull back, we've got 45 minutes to play this cautiously.
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>>26185373
Bagging and tagging the stragglers when you're the only one on your team and you are a 1 shot away from death.
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>>26185155
>Up and over! Get after her!

Fuck it, being careful was what screwed us in the first place.
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>>26185155
>Up and over! Get after her!
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>>26185155
>Up and over! Get after her!

Apply PRESSURE directly to her tactical genius! Let's see if she cracks under the strain.
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>>26185643

Actually, that's when she's at her best. But anyway...

>Up and over! Get after her!

"Whenever you slow anything down, you waste human lives." - George S. Patton
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>>26185155
>>Up and over! Get after her!
Currahee!
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>>26185155
>Up and over! Get after her!
Keep up the pressure. If we give her the chance, she'll skedaddle off to god-knows-where.
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>>26185857
To be fair, Patton's highly aggressive approach did bite him in the ass when he outran his supply lines.
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You feel your blood heating to a boil- The only tank left was the Panzer IV. You'd played cautiously all morning, opting to move around, to pull back and redeploy. In football terms, you'd thrown left all game- now it was time to change it up. It was time to show her the aggression she had originally expected!

"Richard, up the creek. Full speed." You say, excitement causing your voice to go up a few decibles. "Roy, load paint. Everyone keep an eye out. We're going for the kill." You have forty-five minutes to find Miho and take her down- even if you're hit you've still got plenty of time. "Richard, keep us moving aggressively- I want us on top of her before she knows what's happening..."

"Phrasing." Roy and Patrick say in unision. You ignore them and start turning the turret to the left, pre-aiming it around the bend in the creek as you approach it.

You smile. "Target front! Identify Panzer IV." You'd caught Mako mid-turn- the Anglerfish's tank was broadside to you, turret still struggling to come to bear on you. The sudden aggression had worked.

>No time to wait! Shoot on the move.
>Stop the tank and take a proper shot.
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>>26185155
>Up and over! Get after her!
I get the feeling playing cautiously is going to allow Miho breathing room to defeat us- therefore, a consistently aggressive approach would do wonders to keep her off balance.
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>>26186217
Damn, too slow. Oh well, went as planned.

>>26186209
>No time to wait! Shoot on the move.

Let's trust in the BEARForce.

And Rose too.
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>>26186209
>Stop the tank and take a proper shot.
We're not Momo here.
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>>26186043
We don't have to worry about supply lines here though.
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>>26186209
>Stop the tank and take a proper shot.
Rose is the goddess of ballistics, but...
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>>26186209
>Stop the tank and take a proper shot.
DuelOfTheFates.mp3
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>>26186209
Drive forward until either:
1. You cannot possibly miss
2. The Panzer IVs turret gets to an uncomfortable angle (almost pointing at you)

In both cases, you should fire. Should 2 happen and you miss, drive passed and start circling them, always have the back of their turret (or the side in a pinch) facing you.
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>Stop the tank and take a proper shot.
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>>26186209
>Stop the tank and take a proper shot.

We flank them, in the open, with their turret not facing us. "All the time in the world" would be stretching it, but we can take the few seconds to line our shot.
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>>26186209
>Voice goes higher

I c wut u Patton'd thar
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>>26186430
This
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>>26186209

>No time to wait! Shoot on the move.

Rose, take the shot! Finish the game!
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>>26186430
Yeh, it makes sense.
Go with this.
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>>26186209
>>Stop the tank and take a proper shot.
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>>26186209
>Stop the tank and take a proper shot.
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>>26186209
>>Stop the tank and take a proper shot.
If we got em, we got em. Lets make it count.
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>"Richard, keep us moving aggressively- I want us on top of her before she knows what's happening..."
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"Hold position!" You call and Richard immediately jerks on the brakes. "Rose! They're all yours!" You can't help but grin. You feel Rose moving the gun, making sure she has the shot. From the commander's scope you see the Panzer IV's turret moving, but the tank is partially backed up the bank, throwing the elevation angle off- she couldn't get a shot even if she could get the turret pointed at you.

"Firing." Rose says, without any of the excitement in your voice.

The Pershing shudders and rocks back under the fury unleashed from it's main gun. A large green splotch splatters across the side of the Panzer IV's hull and turret. "Good shot! Target down!"

You immediately crack the commander's hatch and pull yourself up. Miho's already up out of her turret.

>"GG!"
>"Guess that makes us one-and-one, then?"
>Other
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>>26186950
>>"Guess that makes us one-and-one, then?"

REVENGE
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>>26186950
>GG!"
Though a bit less chatspeaky
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>>26186950
>"GG!"
But in actual human language.
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>>26186950
>>"GG!"
>>"Guess that makes us one-and-one, then?"
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>>26186950
>Other
What did we win?
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>>26186950

>"Good Match!"

I was trying to come up with some sarcastic or smug comment, but then I realized Miho hasn't done anything to deserve such ever.
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>>26186950
>"GG!"
>"Guess that makes us one-and-one, then?"
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>>26186950
>"Good match!"

Then salute, because team leader.
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>>26186950
>Other. Thumbs up.
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>>26187023
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>>26186950

Learning is fun, isn't it?

Salute and head back to scrub our tank clean.
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>>26187017
This.
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>>26186950
>Other
Salute the team leader!
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>Other

Walk over to her tank while clapping and grinning.
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You're only about fifty feet from Miho's Panzer IV, you wave over at her before cupping your hands around your mouth to shout. "Great match!" You say with a smile. It really was, too. The paint rounds meant that armor wouldn't cover mistakes- one shot was enough to take you down- you had a much smaller margin of error.

She blushes and smiles back. "You too!" She says, cupping her hands over her mouths to get her usually-quiet voice to carry. "Guess we're even now!"

Yeah, this wasn't going to work. "Richard, take us up closer to them so we can actually talk." He slowly moves Black Jack up until you're right alongside Anglerfish Team. "Better?" You say at a more normal volume.

She nods. "I think the teams learned a lot today!" She says, excited. "You performed great getting out of that ambush with the StuG, too!"

You grin. "You adapted well to me not going straight into your first ambush." She blushes more- she doesn't seem very used to compliments. "So, does that conclude the lessons for today?"
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>>26187543
inb4 NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALLZ!
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Next time on Girls und Panzer Quest...

>Duck Team meets their new tank.
>Mako is well fed.
>We clean our goddamned tank.

Girls und Panzer Quest will return on Wednesday (hopefully) around 6PM PST.

Follow me on Twitter for schedule updates and announcements when the thread goes live!\

https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ
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>>26187594

Still no Anglerfish dance? *sadface.jpg*
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>>26187594
>We clean our goddamned tank.
I guess all the people crying for beefcake can be happy now.
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So when do we learn that news of our notadate has spread beyond our tank.
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>>26189098

I have my suspicions payback might happen when
>We clean our goddamned tank.

Group activity with everyone present, perfect time for payback shenanigans. Add to that clueless Yukari who will add a whole tanker of fuel to the fire with her waaaay too forthright and unsubtle answers, and it will be glorious!


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