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How would a romantic relationship between a Dragon and a Knight/Paladin realistically play out?
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depends on setting, so however the fuck you want.
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Depends on what dragons look like in said setting.

If they look like OP's then fuck yeah, but if they look like something from Elder Scrolls then fuck no.
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Are the knight/paladin and the dragon lesbians?
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Dragons are superior beings. You're just a pet to her, a part of her hoard, a novelty to make part of her very long life interesting. This cannot be a healthy relationship between equals, not unless you're a lich with magically enhanced intelligence or something.
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>>26150231
>Gold dragon
>marries paladins and other LG crusaders
>lavishes them with magic items and armor
>eventually they die either from age or getting offed
>avenges hubby if necessary, buries him, mourns
>onto the next marriage
>she's on marriage number 78
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>>26150373
Sounds like a real life relationship.
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>>26150407
I smell storytime.
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>>26150380
ah, there's nothing wrong with that though. love is a good thing in spite of mortality. it's not like she's exploiting you or something. if it's real love, who cares how many before you she's loved?
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>>26150307
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>>26150437
I dont.
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>>26150441
exactly. Dragon gets what she wants - new man to fan over, advance the cause of Good, some half-dragon babies who'll grow up to do good of their own, gets to enjoy the rush of a new romance every 100-200 years or so. Guy gets what he wants - powerful dragon ally, talented and faithful wife, support for his cause, kids to carry on his line if that's important.

Just means accepting to deal with cougardom on a level far beyond mortality.
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>>26150231

Dragon's biological clock says "Time for heat" and no sufficient mates are nearby.

Dragon decides to let off his/her steam the easy way and assumes the form of a Human, then heads off to the nearest town.

Gets stopped halfway by adventurer party, gets smitten by the virile Knight.

Rest is obvious, although if you're feeling fetishy you can say Dragons are exceptionally fertile and the tryst results in a kid.

>You will never have a genetically superior kid with a silver-haired, grey-eyed polymorphed dragon.
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>>26150506
I"m ok with this
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Why I have the bad feeling this thread will turn into a dragon girl image dump?
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>>26150562
I never get tired of those skeletons.
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>>26150562

Dragon girls are lame anyway.

I prefer them while they're polymorphed. Dragons are things of power, not sex objects... Unless you get turned on by power, which is understandable but misplaced because it's not like they suddenly lose that strength when they turn into some humanoid.
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>>26150562
You jinxed it
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>>26150562

Sorry, no dragongirl at hand, so have a girl dragon and her human paladin boyfriend instead!
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>>26150562

I built a Paladin off of that character, right down to telling tales about pimply necromancers monologuing about "sacrifices to the Dark God Whatsitsface" and "Skellingtons."
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Fuck like rabbits!
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>>26150589
Well it depends, affection for something its a wide range of variants, from the simple sexual attraction to the subjective admiration on the person behavior and thoughts.
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>>26150594
>Paladin
>Beowulf
I don't think he's a Paladin, or anything resembling one.
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>>26150616

Completely understand bro, it's just I don't really see the appeal of a giant elemental engine of death and fury as a lover when said engine can literally turn into a humanoid of our (well her, but I can ask) choosing with the full gamut of potential body types, shapes or variations.

To each their own, I guess.
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>>26150594
It took me a moment to realize that was FFT art. Nice.
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>>26150594
>assuming that's a girl dragon
Check your privilege, cis-scum.
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>>26150231
Huma did it well.

Suspicion and mistrust at first, especially if she's not being truthful about her two forms, and then acceptance.

Another good example would be Spice and Wolf, now that I think about it. An inhuman being who can basically do what they want and has a lot of intelligence and wisdom their more mortal lover might not, but also perhaps lacking perspective on mortal culture.
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>>26150800
I wanted to get myself hooked into Wolf and Spice but can't find patience to watch something more romantic
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>>26150828
Actually, for the series being what it is, the romance is surprisingly light. I mean it's there, obviously, but most of the time is spent on Lawrence's schemes and how they play out, sometimes with Holo helping (or accidentally hindering).

It's only a thirteen-episode show, so I'd suggest giving it a shot. It's worth it just for Lawrence's occasional trolling.
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>>26150691
But Reis is a woman, and she's not comfortable in her own dragon skin.
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I have a thing for tough/powerful/tenacious women so.....
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>>26150691
I'm going to just assume you're an idiot.
That is a girl dragon, her name is Reis Duelar and she's part of a very long sidequest in Final Fantasy Tactics that results in turning her back into a human and recruiting Cloud Strife.
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>>26150639
His job class is Templar/Temple Knight, I wouldn't call that far from being a Paladin
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>You will never be a mighty warrior with a powerful, caring and beautiful pregnant/egg-heavy dragon wife to look forward to when you return from your adventures
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>>26150967
The name isn't too far, but the actual class isn't very close to a Paladin in FF or in P&P games.
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The paladin would probably fall after committing sodomy. So probably not good.
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>>26150333
The dragon is. The paladin isn't. That's why the dragon always takes the form of a male. She doesn't mind - male humans and female humans are both completely alien anyway, and it makes her lover happy. A small part of her wishes she could admit to her lover that she is female, but what she doesn't know won't hurt her, and it's not like humans can tell dragons apart anyway. Such bizarre creatures, with their sexual dimorphism and consistently-external genitals.
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>>26150931
So, pic unrelated?
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That really depends on what kind of dragon and what kind of knight/paladin. This question would get less general answers if we had more details along those lines. This makes me suspect OP surreptitiously asking for a dragon thread or image dump.
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Everyone in this thread should read the Legend of Huma.
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A mighty amazon warrior woman has killed most every fierce foe and is unchallenged in battle, but becomes worried that she'll eventually lose her power and skill to old age. She heard that by drinking the blood of a dragon one might gain immortality, so she goes on a long trek into the mountains and encounters an intelligent, ancient dragon. They duel in a series of epic, violent encounters of fire and thunder that continue for many days until finally the amazon falls to her knees, her mortal strength spent. The dragon towers over her, taunting her that her life is in his claws. She's surprisingly fine with it, congratulating the dragon on a fight well-one. The dragon, who has never been complimented before, takes her back to his cave and nurses her back to health. They talk and discover they have a lot in common, and it comes up that there's another way to obtain the lifeblood of a dragon...

It writes itself.
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>>26151588

Too much angst and not enough dragon ass-tapping in it! Hell, IIRC, he doesn't even bone the dragon, not a once!
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>>26151639

If the warrior was a man this would be my fetish 110 percent.
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>>26150885
decided to go for the manga, having a good time
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>>26151639

>giving a dragon a blowjob to drink his life essence and gain immortality
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>>26151056
>bonerassumingdirectcontrol.png
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I came to this thread expecting a huge gallery of beautiful dragon women

I am disappoint
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Stupid sexy dragon
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>>26152798
thank all the gods Blizzard replaced the voice actor she had at the beginning of Cataclysm. She was awful as fuck. Most of Cataclysm's VAing was pretty bad in general though.
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>>26150231
here is how it would play out
>oh GHSZKERIAGH (or jessy for short) I love you!
>OH maximums ricteus! I love you!
>let's lay to confine our secret love
>HAHA.
>NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION.
>INTO THE PYRE YOU GO.
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Depends on if you want her in her human form or her true form.
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>>26152798
That is not a dragon. That is a walking pair of breasts with horns and pointy ears.
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>>26151382
She looks pretty strong bro.
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>>26151639
>boner/10
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>>26151639
Swap the sexes and I'm in.
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She leaned forward. “If perhaps I revealed to you my real form, my true form, I have no doubt that you would be convinced.” her head tilted to the side. “The problem for you is that human minds are very small and i fear that revealing my true form would destroy you utterly.”
“You think so little of me?” he asked. “I thought you wanted me for a husband.” She laughed and clapped her hands. “I do! I do! But I like you the way you are. I would not want to spend the rest of your life cleaning your messes and wiping your drool.”
She seemed pensive for a minute. “There is also the question of my mind.” He frowned, brows furrowing.
“A dragon’s mind is like a gem, my knight. This persona you experience is but one facet of that gem, the only facet I can present while in this form. But if I were to shift form, I do not know how my personality- my entire personality, you understand- would react to seeing you.”
“We dragons have the ability to shift our form, I explained this when we were eating our stew.” She said, and he nodded. “When we change, when we shift our form, it is not an illusion. It is a real human body, flesh and blood and bone and sinew. Right now, I am a human female, albeit possessed of powers beyond humanity. If you were to pierce my heart, I would bleed and die, the same as any other human woman.” She picked up her cup and breathed the steam with a luxuriant smile. “A human body cannot contain a draconic mind, just the same as a human mind cannot inhabit a draconic body. My needs and desires in this body are the same as any others’. I am lonely and desire companionship.”
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>>26151639
If this were a male barbarian and a male dragon, I'd read the shit out of that.
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>>26153606
>gay dragon porn
diamond dick/10
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>>26151696
>>26153289
>>26153304
>>26153606
>>26153655
It makes me warm and tingly on the inside to see people of all persuasions chiming in on /tg/ these days. Feels unbiased, man.
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>>26153687
>>26153687
fuck off with your leasbian crap and give us dragon dick on human dick faggot.
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>>26153111
Why not both?
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>>26153709
Lesbians are welcome here too.
Let's not turn into /v/.
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>>26153729
/v/ is gay in denial.
we're full blown homo.
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>>26153709
>Implying I'm not interested in that too
Chill, man. There's room for everyone here.
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>>26153741
There are actually plenty of straight people on /tg/. Hence the monstergirl threads.

/v/ isn't exactly in denial either. They just really hate women.
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This thread makes me wonder how much of /tg/ has purchased from Bad Dragon.
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>>26153741
>we're full blown homo.

check your privelidge and stop oppressing the straight man/woman/other/owlbear
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>>26153800
wow I fuckin love it when girls have cuddly little critters clinging to them and functioning as clothes
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>>26153779
>>26153792
>/tg/ gaydar.png
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>>26153725
If you're going to fap to dragons, fap to full-blown dragons instead of humans with accessories claiming to be dragons.
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>>26153800
>fucking weird mini-dragon bra/panties
>wut
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>>26153789
>tfw no shekels to
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She's confirmed female my WotC
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>>26153789
I'd bet there's a few.
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>>26153789
I plan on getting a Clayton when the next college semester starts. Along with a prostate massager.
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>>26153838
>tfw nowhere to reliably hide any of it
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>>26153874
I need shekels to buy a house.
And then get one of these.
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>Hurp durp sexy Drangoness dominates male Paladin

Let's see you dominate this paladin, bitch
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>>26153909
>Custode, not paladin
>mfw
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>>26153874
Under the bed?
Do you at least have your own room?
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This sorta happened one-sided to me OP, I got a bunch of neat magical items out of it though. I was a male kobold and the dragon was a dude too, the way it happened was still awful
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>>26153909
Custodes are heavily armored ultrapowered Mr. Burns, not really paladins..
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>>26153993
kobold was the sub right?
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>be female paladin or ranger with dragon mount
>travel around being awesome heroes, thwarting evil, finding lost treasures of antiquity
>His hoard expands, you grow wealthier, fame spreads
>nobles proposing or attempting to court you
>always turn them down
>already have husbando
>spend lots of time alone in the wilderness together
>wouldn't want to make him jealous
>poor nobles might not survive that
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>>26153909
>implying he wouldn't enjoy letting her call the shots in bed after ten thousand years of doing it all day every day running the Custodes
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It wouldn't
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>>26154019
N-yeah...
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>>26153993
>I was a male kobold

I hope it was a ploy and it's going to return and violently murder the everliving fuck out of you
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>>26154039
-4 dex penalizer after it right?
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>>26154057
Constitution actually
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>>26153986
That might be an option if it wasn't already being used as storage for a spare bed and mattress. I basically have zero options until I get my own place, which is a good ways off.
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>>26154079
I would have given it to dex to be honest.
why con?

How much.
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>>26154092
-6
Thank god I was a sorcerer/dragon disciple, I just flew everywhere for the rest of that game
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>>26154080
Are you not in college?
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>>26154094
>dat bikini.
HOW.
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>Out of all the female dragons in this thread OP's is the only one that looks like a classy lady
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>>26154116
he seriously ravaged you that hard?

at least you asked for child support after that right?
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>>26150594
>"The Pink Dragon"
>Female
Yeah no
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>>26154139
My character had several scars on him after

By child support, do you mean access to a vast hoard of magical items? Because I got that after and a dragon husband
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>>26150594
>dragon
>pink
>kinda femme looking
80% probability of having a dick the size of a baguette.
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>>26154198
did he come into play later on?
he did it in dragon form right?
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>>26154122
Yes, but I live close enough that I can commute from home on a day-to-day basis. I doubt I'll be moving out before I go to university, which, with any luck, will be in a year's time.
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>>26154220
Yes
Yes
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>wyverns
>dragons
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>>26153829

Why not fap to polymorphed Dragons?

Let's be honest here, no one's really turned on by the big six-limbed fire-breathing monstrosities. We're turned on by the power and domination yes, but not the physical bits themselves.

Once they polymorph however... Then they have the benefits of an unearthly body, wealth, youth and intelligence, and a capacity to turn into an engine of destruction whenever they need to.

Plus you can bang 'em and have crazy powerful half-dragon children that don't look like scaly freaks. That's a bonus.
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>>26154094
Dat Taus. Always nice to see more from them.
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>>26154210
What makes you say that?
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>>26154230
story time it.
Why I never get sexy campaigns where I can play muh furry shotas.
damn fetishes don't let me play them in other campaigns.
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>>26154248
I've got some experience.
>>26154241
>being this porn pleb.
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>>26154252
I guess I could
One moment
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>>26154276
good.
don't hide the sexy bits.
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>>26154222
>confirmed for 17yo ukfag
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>>26154222
I meant university. I'm in my third year and I'll have my own apartment this semester.
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This whole thread just brings me back to the unanswered question: do female dragons have vaginas or cloacas? Don't just assume she's going to polymorph into what is attractive and convenient for the knight.

You NEED to know what your are up against before figuring out if you have the mettle to stick your dick into it.
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>>26154263

Why would you even be turned on by something that lacks any secondary sex characteristics beyond a smelly slit or a bump hiding a reptile dick.
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>>26154303

They lay eggs.

Cloacas.
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>>26154304
Fetishes are often incomprehensible to people who don't have them.

Do you really not believe they exist?
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>>26154303
Most likely a cloaca.
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>>26154241
>We're turned on by the power and domination yes, but not the physical bits themselves.

Speak for yourself, bro.
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>>26154304
fetishes are one hell of a drug son.
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>>26154303
>derggin/wyvern
cloaca
>Human
vagina.
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wow and it only took us

about 150 posts before we got to talking about vaginas or cloacas or something?

i'm not mad at you /tg/ i'm impressed
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>>26154304

As long as she has pretty eyes, its enough for me.
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>>26154295
You're a few years short, but otherwise yeah. I've just not done too well at the whole academia thing.
Polite sage for irrelevance.
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>>26154308
>>26154322
>>26154332

Fine, so cloacas it is.

How many human knights do you think will be willing to stick their dick there?
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>>26154388
Looks like just a vagina.
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>>26154388
In war all holes are trenches.
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>>26150231
>>26150594
>>26151494
>>26154186

Is hotter than

>>26153811
>>26153800
>>26152842
>>26152798


Love them for who they truly are and what they truly look like, don't make them put on some disguise for you and belittle them.
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>>26154388
Well, if its that or immolation....
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>>26154411
>not appreciating the effort they're putting in just for you
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>>26154411
>Love them for who they truly are and what they truly look like, don't make them put on some disguise for you and belittle them.

Why not.
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Brutal torture and sadomasochism, like in the Sir Rufus storytime.
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>>26154241
Do you even /d/?
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>>26154439
what?
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>>26153709

write your own male dragon-slash-male dragonhunter porn!
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>>26154443

I thought going /d/ means adding a dick to everything.
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>>26154465
later.
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>>26154402
>>26154407

Look at this horny bitch, you know she wants it.
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>>26154485
>3dpd
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>>26154485

"Whenever you are ready, sir knight."
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>>26154488
>>26154485
I guess things like this is why they don't let just anyone become a bard.
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>>26151639
>>26153403
This thread desperately needs more writefaggorty to coincide with all the cardinal urges and fetishes being posted.
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>>26154446
there was a story about a paladin who captured evil creatures alive and tortured them into fighting for good to atone for their sins

his main servant was a mindbroken, disfigured, female black dragon
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quick give me a non-dragon race.
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>>26154516
Oh. Right.

Name didn't ring a bell. Vaguely remember the story though.
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>>26154163
>>26154210

I can positively assure that character is female in the game she hails from. See>>26150963
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I like where this thread is going......
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>>26154130
Hulk Form-fitting Technology.
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>>26154534
Lizardfolk.
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>>26154528
Where are those pipes leading to Anon?
And what's inside them?
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I remember one about a knight being sent to guard a tower, but the mission was really just a suicide one so he got drunk, talked to the dragon and ended up playing chess or something.with her.
Was pretty funny.
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>>26154608
A distinct lack of writefaggotry.
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autism
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Your name is galvorz, you're an average 2.60m tall lizarfolk, with an average 20cm dick hidden inside your slit, you've got a normal tailhole and a normal tail.
Your tribe has sent you, alone, to kill the dragon that threatens them from the nearby mountains.
Continue Y/N
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>>26153846
why the fuck are wings growing out of their heads?

Do their heads detach and fly away?
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>>26154670
Y
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>>26154670

Go away, CoC
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>>26154471
It's more about sexualizing anything and everything. Slapping dicks on things is just one way we do that.
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>>26154686
after a few hours of travel you arrive to the dragon's a cave, you smell the musk of the dragon.
It smells like hot sexual fluids. Your dick starts to move inside your slit trying to get out.
Continue Y/N?
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>>26154769
N
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>Still no male knight/female dragon writefaggotry
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>>26154769

Y.
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>>26154784
http://pastebin.com/SEuMk2SZ
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>>26154798
you move forward, towards the insides of the dragon nest, even when your feel touch something resembling large pools of white-ish liquid in the floor and the smell increases.
Your dick is half way out without you even wating to stop it.
Continue Y/N.
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>>26154887
Abort. Abort. Abort.
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>>26154887

Proceed with the force of a thousand suns.
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>>26154241
>no one's really turned on by the big six-limbed fire-breathing monstrosities

Ha

Ha ha ha

I'll be in my bunk
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>>26154887
ABANDON THREAD!
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I now have this idea to host a short, mini-campaign where the players must rescue a princess held captive by her own, racist father who had her kidnapped from her dragon husband. Said husband would save his wife himself, except the king's soldiers are armed to the teeth with anti-dragon weapons that could kill even the most powerful and ancient draconic lords in seconds.
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>>26154936
>>26154929
>>26154919
you try to flee, but you're unlucky and slip, you feel your whole body slip down into the floor, facefull into the pool of hot dragonic cum, you feel a hot breeze in your expose tailhole.
your cock is now fully erect and out of your slit.

what do you do?
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We once went out of our way to get our party paladin laid with a female dragon. Well, we actually tried to get him laid many times because he was celibate and it was a lot of fun, but the dragon opportunity was the most egregious and successful.

We saved her and she was extremely grateful, but for once the rest of our group went along with the paladin in saying we didn't really need a reward, wink wink nudge nudge. Behind the paladin's back, we managed to convince the dragon that the paladin fell in love with her and risked his life both in saving her and even convincing the rest of us to also help (because we were assholes). The bard even wrote a ballad about it (natural 20 on the performance!). Obviously their love was not to be, but we convinced her what would be the best reward for the brave knight who so faithfully served the lady of his heart even though they could never be together.

We also drugged the paladin to make sure he couldn't stop what happened when the dragoness visited his chamber in the middle of the night (in humanoid form). Fade to black. She left in the morning before he woke up and they never met again... or did they?

She was a juvenile copper dragon, so she wasn't that big, old (they were of similar age, in their thirties) or smart. As a sort of in-joke, in a later campaign in the same setting (different characters) we met this guy, now in his eighties, living in the mountains with the slightly more mature female dragon.
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>>26154979

Look back, and relax the tail hole muscles as best as possible.
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>>26154784
HURRR DURRRR I CAN'T READ THE THREAD!
HURRR DURRR MY MOM AND DAD WERE BROTHERS
HURRRR
DURRRRRRR
DERP DERP DERP
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>>26154988
>juvenile
Why don't you have a seat over there...
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Can I just have redheaded norse warrior queen being mounted by a wolf god instead?
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>>26155048
Sure.

Though a dragon is fine too.
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>>26154020
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>>26155035
It's just one step below "young adult" in dragon age categories, so it's like a teen, no?

The GM said her humanoid form looked fourteen. In our defense, we were like fifteen ourselves back then. The later game with the in-joke was very recently (like 2007... fuck, that was six years ago?!) and since the paladin was in his eighties, the dragon was a young adult.

Also, I just realized I've been playing with the same group since 1996 and the longest break in sessions I recall over that period was like six months one time.
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>>26155123
Young adult is like a teen.

Nice group-continuity.
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>>26154979
Raise my tail even higher to give the dragon a better look, shake my ass back and forth, and then look between my legs with the perviest grin possible.
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>>26155123
>Also, I just realized I've been playing with the same group since 1996 and the longest break in sessions I recall over that period was like six months one time.

Most of my gaming groups don't last six months.
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>>26155177
fagit
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>>26154805
I like it
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>>26155192
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>>26155196
Someone hadn't read it yet? Wow.
Thanks.
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>>26155058
Oh good
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>>26155001
you try to relax your tailhole at the best of your capabilities, specially when you feel the dragon breath on your ass, scorching your clothes away, leaving your virgin tailhole exposed for him.
you feel his claw suddenly shove your head into the cumpool, he's leagues abode your strength, you start to drink. And that was your worst mistake, the cum flavor is too strong for your brain, you start drinking at your hearts content happy to eat such a tasteful meal, relaxing your body. Then you feel something hot, spiky and BIG against your tail hole it feels massive, you know it isn't going to fit, but the dragon is strong and it's precum is already leaking into your relaxed fuckhole, you feel it breaking you apart as it slowly moves inside of you, your feel your asshole bleed, your eyes would be in tears if you could cry, he doesn't care. And keeps ravaging you, your dick is hard as steel and twitching it feels, strangely good for having a massive, hot, spiky dragon dong inside your buttocks, after hours of rough fucking (and you nearly endlessly wasting your seed in the floor), he finally ejaculates liters of hot spicy cum, you feel it fleeing in a torrential flood out of your ass, mouth and nose.
You start to pass over not before hearing him whispering "dragons mate for life" and feeling something hot, smelly and musky splashed all over your body, you feel sore and happy.
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>>26155140
I'm not sure it was the same, I sort of auto translated it into modern dragon age categories while writing the post, but that was AD&D we've been playing and it could've been different.

I'm quite sure her humanoid form was supposed to look ~14 though.

>Nice group-continuity.
I'd like to give my thanks to growing up near each other, going to the same schools, living in the dorms of the same university for several years and, these days, the magic of the Internet.

>GM in Coventry, players in London, Shanghai, Warsaw, Lahti, Sydney
>playing every other week anyway
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>>26155242

Moar. I beg you moar. Written porn gets me off so much more than any pictures.
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>>26155247
>All over the world
Fuck yeah, internet.

Really, your group sounds awesome and dedicated. Props.
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>>26155277
Go play CoC.
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>>26155277
what is furaffinity or sofurry
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>>26155242
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>>26155177
>>26155242
>>26155277
You wake up in the cold floor of the cave, smelly of dragon slave, you feel something heavy around your neck, ankles and wrist, when you open your eyes you see heavy manacles with dragon runes on them, not tied together, but they feel weird and nice at the same time.
You inspect the cave to find your "master" sleeping nearby, you know by instinct what you must do, and slowly creep forwards to him, put yourself in all fours and raise your tail lower your head and wait for him to wake up.
When he does you just look down and give him the slutiest fuck-toy smile you can have while seeing his two man rods

you know you're no longer a person but a toy to be played with, by your big-dual cocked dragon master.
hope u riked it.
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>>26155285

I've already gotten a character through EVERYTHING but then CCleaner'd my save file away, and don't feel like doing it all again.

>>26155302

99/100 things there are beyond shit and don't include my specific fetishes.
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>>26150562
I love that comic.
Any chance the creator has done more stuff?
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>>26155315
I did.
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>>26155333
so furry is great and you can search by fetish
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>>26152798
>>26152842
>yfw Korialstrasz is dead.

>Titlands prevalent
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>>26155333
>>26155378
This. SoFurry is basically writefag central for furry shit.
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It wouldn't happen at all if it were realistic.
Unless perhaps the dragon had a human/mostly human form
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>>26150307
Pretty sure they weren't really romantic, but that said, it is Drakengard we're talking about
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>>26153846
There's something about half dragons around their parents that makes me happy.
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>>26155402
Or if it was a very small dragon.
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>>26155435
or a large sized dude/girl.
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>>26155417
Women can stretch quite a bit.
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I cant even imagine being black or Asian, pretty happy being a white male. So in all my fantasies, im the one fucking that fantastic weirdness. Also handling it any other way is weak and/or gay.
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>>26155123
>Also, I just realized I've been playing with the same group since 1996 and the longest break in sessions I recall over that period was like six months one time.
HOW
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>>26155369
good.
I enjoyed writting it.
and I could have gone more into >that fetish.
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>>26150885
>It's only a thirteen-episode show
I'm pretty sure there was as second season and it got up to 26
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>>26154962
>Help a dragon rescue his lady love
>Slay the evil king
>Become a lord, hail your dragon liege
>Allowed to pick a mythical item of great quality and with it's own long history, seemingly tailored for you personally, from his hoard as a symbol of your station

Fuck, doing this with my players.
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>>26155445
Yeah, I can see a knight of a wilderness kingdom at the edge of civilization doing this with no questions at all.
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>>26155460
I'm gonna say it's a good group.

>skeletonjelly.png
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>>26155464
I need more
I think i'm turning into a scalie, lizard people get me rock hard in any form of media
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Can't believe nobody posted this yet

1/31
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>>26155601
2/31
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>>26155613
3/31
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>>26155627
4/31
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>>26155523
Or with a gryphon.
>rangers
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>>26155642
5/31
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>>26155654
6/31
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>>26155595
>Turning into
>Implying you haven't been one for a while now
Semantics abound, of course, but I wouldn't stress over it. Just relax and enjoy. So long as you don't try to turn it into a lifestyle you're golden.
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>>26155683
8/31
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>>26155695
9/31
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>>26155595
giv email.
maybe we can arrage something.
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>>26155709
10/31
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>>26155683
>girl bodeehh wit big tataits!
dropped harder than skrillex drops teh beat
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>>26155716
11/31

should I stop?
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>>26155732
yes, post real dragon tits or fuck off.
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>>26155711
I uh
This hasn't happened before
Let me think about it
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>>26155732
12/31
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>>26155732
No
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>>26155732
No.
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>>26155732

No and source please so I can... research this later.
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>>26155722
>>26155746

>>26155757
>>26155768


I don't know who I should listen to...

In the mean time 13/31
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>>26155754
Too vanilla. Where the cloaka?
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This thread is proof of why spoiler tags should have never come to /tg/.
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>>26155788
14/31

no outnumers yes, I'll continue.
I have no source, saved from /b/ years ago

this time with spoiler
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>>26155753
it's up to you.
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>>26155802
this is, or, well, will be, about love, not about cloackas

15/31
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>>26155788
It's O.P by RecklessArts. I found it on Hentai-foundry a while ago
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>>26155857
16/31
in the last pic, lel
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>>26155846

Honestly don't bother with spoilers... The rules specifically say you shouldn't use them to hide porn. Just decide for yourself whether you want to risk a Moderator's wrath, and post if you're willing!
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>>26150594
>/tg/
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oh damn.

keep dumping!
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>>26155670
>Pants are exploded off
>Everything else on him is fine
I know this is an erotic story with little room for logic, but these things just kind of break the mood for me, not because it's unsexy but my rational mind goes "wait, what?"

Plus, I feel the artist missed an opportunity for sexiness by not using "tented pants" instead and having the humanized dragoness tear his pants off instead.

It's still good and I encourage this to continue.
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>>26155872
17/31
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>>26155830
>Baw I'm so asshurt about porn that I feel the need to whine about it and claim shit that has no serious basis
Fuck you, you shiteating little faggot. I don't like the porn much either, but it just isn't even a big deal. Fuck you and every other little fag that does shit like this. Don't like it? Don't fucking look. It isn't like they're trying to hide it and get people caught looking at dragon porn at work. Fucking choke on whatever you eat next and die, you and every person like you.
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>>26155863
PRAIZE THE EMPRAH!

Emperor Sigmar Dwarffucker of course, not that candy ass stuck in a wheelchair.
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>>26155889
Woah dude, too much mad.
This is a thread about love. Also paladins who take levels in bard.
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>>26155874
Oh.. didn't know that.

let's hope mods will be to busy fapping, if it's like that

18/31
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>>26155849
I'm afraid I can't, sorry anon
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>>26155918
19/31
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Hey guys? In 1st ed D&D, Cavaliers had to automatically attack powerful enemies head on.

Does this mean that a Cavalier who marries a dragon and gets into an argument with him/her automatically has to attempt to kill their spouse?
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>>26155939
20/31
man, this is tiresome
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>>26155732

Fuck. No.
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>>26155931
don't be a pussy.
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Unrelated.
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>>26155506
Glad I could inspire you. Though, unless you tweak things, I don't see it as possible to function as more than a one-shot story.

Though if you wanna stretch it out, maybe the PCs are employed by the king first and then they find out the Princess willingly went with the dragon, the King's sends in his special Praetorian Guard to fuck shit up and basically kidnap the Princess back (it turns out he only wanted the PCs to serve as distractions),, then the dragon contracts the PCs and loads them up on magical artifacts so they can storm the castle.

Maybe a group of citizens support the Princess and help the PCs sneak back into the kingdom too for the final fight.
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Male dragon, female paladin. Lots of half-dragon babies.
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>>26155943
that would be so sad!

21/31
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God damn it, /tg/, I just finished jacking off.
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>>26155918

Don't worry too much about it, I personally posted my fair share of pics that could reasonably be tagged NSFW, and I got banned exactly once, for a single day, and even then it was because "Not /tg/ related".

Thread's probably gonna get cleaned up/deleted, but that's another story!
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>>26155967
I dig it.
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>>26155957
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>>26155943
Isn't that just a normal marriage?
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>>26155979
Maybe the mods will be merciful since we're rapidly approaching autosage.
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>>26155995
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>>26155979
Good to know.
I've been banned from vg twice, because of shitposting and not even porn, and know i have no more a dynapic ip, so that would be troublesome, but whatever. Your fap material uis more imporatnt.

22/31
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>>26155995
Oh Rodney Dangerfield, he never did get the respect he deserved.
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>>26156015
Truly, a hero among fatguys, a man among men.
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>>26155948
I usually listen to music while I dump comics.
Just saying. TV is too distracting, especially if you watch it on your computer.

Fapping shlicking is damn near impossible to keep yourself posting, and reading will make you realize "fuck, haven't posted an image in 30 min!".
Painting minis usually ends up making you choose one or the other.

Pink Floyd is nice for it.
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>>26155958
Dragon with a Succubi, Tiefling, or a Draenei?
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>>26156036
In the meantime I'm chatting with some friend, some even lurking here.
Good to know I shocked one of them.

23/31
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>>26155958

Wait....why does she have hooves?
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>>26156061
Horsecock
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>>26156061
>Want no hooves
Disgusting.
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>>26155880
It looks like he was wearing just a loincloth, and his sudden erection flipped it off.
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>>26156044
i say Tiefling.
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>>26156058
24/31
Sorry if I'm slowing down.
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>>26156061
Random fictional race? Tiefling, fey-touched, whatever?
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>>26156058
>Shocking people with the vanillaest of porn
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>>26156084
its cool, just keep going dude or dudette
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>Raus
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>>26156084
25/31
Almost there.
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>>26156130
forgot spoiler again...

>>26156090
Some people is not strange enough

26/31
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>>26155995
I tried to hit on a dragoness last week at the pub, she told me "not with those teeth"!
I'm tellin' ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bumped into an Argonian at the market the other day, he gave me a list of chores and told me I'd get a whipping if I didn't do them. I did too.

That's not even the half of it, I took a vacation down to Lustria and I spent the whole trip having to tell the Slann I wasn't an Old One.
I called it off and booked a flight to Skyrim, met a dragon there too. I shouted to tell her my name my name and she dropped dead on the spot.
On the way back home I booked a night at a Dwarf hotel. A dragon showed up and tried to force his way in, he took one look at me having a smoke in the lobby and said "Oh sorry, didn't know this fortress was taken."

I tell ya, no respect ever.
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>>26155447
Got an uncensored version of that???
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>>26156148
27/31
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>>26156160
Yes.
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>>26156165
Good news people, my friend is just shocked about me dumping porn, not about the content of the porn.

That's better

28/31
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>>26156194
29/31
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>>26156194
Pfft. Try dumping some NitroTitan, if they react differently that means they've been following
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>>26155595
You'll be a regular furfag before you know it.

Just don't run around telling everyone and their mother about it and keep it to yourself. If you do that much, we can still be not-enemies.
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>>26156182
Cool!
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>>26156201
30/31

hmm, 31... one for a day, for a full month, even the long ones. interedasting
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>>26156201
>cum for me, Raus!

J-ja, führer
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>>26156182
I'd dump that 1 page comic with the dragon that seduces women, but I don't have it
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>>26156218
31/31

It's been a fun ride, now I'll go to sleep.
Gnight everybody.
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>>26156219
Shouldn't have laughed.
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>>26156219

Are you supposed to say it like "rows" or "rah-oos"

As a Krautfag, this shit is hilarious.
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>>26156214
Why would I tell anyone? I still want to have my shame.
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That didn't happen.
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>>26156253
Get in here
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>>26156257
We really don't need another thread, anything else we have can be "discussed" while the thread is in autosage.

It takes hours for a thread to fall off the board anyways.
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>>26156151
You I like
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What's autosage these days?
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>>26156247
Some furries go full retard. Or at least they used to. And they would tell everyone about what they were into without any idea of how tact works.

Luckily, most furries have realized that they were being retarded and keep these sorts of things to themselves. Just making sure you don't have to stumble like they did.
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>>26156230
This one?
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>>26156448
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>>26156448
>>26156471
Oh it was a two-parter. Cheers
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>>26156512
It was technically one image, he just cropped it so it was easier to read
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>>26156531
Mostly because it was too long to post as one.

Someone wanted this one.
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>>26155967


I'm done, I swear.
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>>26156620
>Inflation
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>>26156655
>inflation
She's fellating him because she's full down there, not full because she's fellating him.
Hint: it has to do with halfdragons.
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>>26156668
Don't question my knowledge of what is and what isn't a belly filled with liquid
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>>26155916
Its about the fact that whiny little shits ruin it for you guys that want your porn. I don't personally like it, but you have every right to post it and enjoy it. That guy has no reason to ruin that.
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>>26156705
But what if that guys' fetish is ruining their porn?
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>>26156744
Well, darn.
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I am surprised this image was not posted. Or that one with the maid outfit. Nicely done, /tg/.
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>>26156784
We were going for less common things.
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>>26156744
The good of the many comes before the good of the individual. He can go write porn for that, or see if he can find it. There are plenty of videos out there for his type of kink if thats what he likes.
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>>26156844
>no spoilers
How rude.
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>>26156896
You're like some neutral good nymphomancer.
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>>26156978
the mod told me not to hide porn in the spoilers.
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>>26156812
>Do I look like the kind of knight who slays every dragon she sees?
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>>26157034
That's what spoilers are used for on every other board
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>>26157034
Wow. Fair point. Doesn't get much more official than that.
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>>26157037
Well does she?
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>>26157037
well she sure LAYS most of them.
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>>26157069
We can certainly hope that's the case.

The artist tends to upload most of those with little paragraph-length story snippets. If, you know, any of you like those kinds of things.
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>>26154094
>TF

Why do you do this to me, Anon?
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WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR ERP CAMPAIGNS /tg/.
ANSWER ME.
WE BOTH KNOW THAT I KNOW.
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>>26157160
Yeah. I want to play a knight like >>26156812
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>>26157210
enjoy.
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>>26157257
That's a system, but not quite what was requested.
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>>26157095
Give it to me fucker
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>>26157288
Miss Demeter on hentaifoundry.
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>>26156989
Neutral Good is Best Good. I just don't see a reason for him to come in here claiming "This is why spoilers should have never been brought to /tg/" just because he doesn't like what you jack off/shlick to. Forcing your views on people in that way is a shitty thing to do. And if someone doesn't make that first step and call them out on their bullshit, nobody will follow.

Yes I am aware I'm going off about morals because some guy yelled at you over porn.
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>>26154387
>I've just not done too well at the whole academia thing.
Hence being on 4chan. So why are you trying it again?
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>>26157324
Hold true to your ideals, hero.
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>>26157377
Hold true to your dick/vibrator, fellow anon. I'll guide the way to a better society. One where people can get along, and everyone has the porn they want and doesn't complain about what others like.
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>>26157367
Because this time I'm at a college that actually cares about me as a person who wants to go somewhere in life, as opposed to another statistic to go on the report forms.
Sure, getting through this first year nearly drove me insane from the stress of nearly failing, but I feel better prepared to handle the next year now.
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>>26157459
Nah, I'm good. I'm just always happy to see that there are heroes left in man.
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>>26157257
Why that system?
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>>26157504
hey, was that or fatal.
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>>26157535
But where are groups for such games found?
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>>26157468
What do you plan next?

>a college that actually cares about me as a person
There is one?
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>>26157535
FATAL doesn't have rules for dragons though.

I mean, you could... You could homebrew them. But homebrewing things for FATAL sort of feels like a mortal sin above all others. The sort of thing that stains your soul black.
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>>26157728
From what I hear, pathfinder is the erp-game of choice. Not sure why.
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>>26157728
>The sort of thing that stains your soul black.

Ask the fa/tg/uy that is streamlining F.A.T.A.L.
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>>26157762
But Pathfinder doesn't even have rules for anal circumference.
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>>26157779
Presumably, that's done freeform. Filthy plebes.
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>>26157631
Assuming I get through the second year, it's on to Uni; where exactly I'm not yet sure.
As to 'caring about me as a person' it's more that the course tutors and most of the support staff I've been in regular contact with are great people. Supportive, understanding, nice to talk to and all that jazz. As an educational experience, it's been a far cry from spending every week in a depressive funk about my inability to simply Get On With It.
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>>26157795
Good luck! And after uni?
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>>26157869
Thanks, chances are I'll need it. After uni? Fuck knows. I'll think of something.
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>>26157779
Neither does this Immortals Handbook, by the look of it.
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Thread is nearly full on images and steadily falling off the board. Would anyone object to me posting blatant scaly porn?
Mostly of the male homosexual variety, but I may have some straight stuff saved.
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>>26157779

It can be appropriated into it, anon.
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>>26157976
I object to the homosexual stuff.
Of course, you could always spoiler it and tag the image your posting in the post.
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>>26151776
Although what if while the blood of a dragon makes you immortal, the sperm of a dragon makes you...something else, idk, able to fly, or breathe fire?
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>>26158142
How about pregnant?
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>>26158264
Excellent retort.
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>>26158295
Amazon warrior wants eternal youth from dragon, they battle and dragon wins, but decides she need not die. Turns out it doesn't need to be dragon *blood*. Arrangement progresses for years, she becomes dependent on immortality from the dragon, and their relationship gets progressively more one-sided...

Ending up like >>26156620
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>>26158001
My gay far outweighs my straight, so I'll start with what straight/female stuff I have.
...Which, on investigation, is almost nothing; never mind questions of anthro or feral or furriness of the image. Sorry straightfags.
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Most of it is anthro, much to my chagrin, so I'll try to stick with stuff that closely resembles dragons in some manner.
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>>26158338
Fagit.

I guess straightfags will have to get their jollies from text for the rest of the thread.
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And by 'almost no straight/female dragons' I mean the cocks start here. Consider this your warning.
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>>26158389
fucking straight fags.
>it's a muscle women with wings and special face.
>OMG DAH BEST.
M-muh monsters, not even 6`+ breasts and cloaca.
full on pleb.
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>>26158406
>not this is podracing.
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>>26158389
Better get on that quick-ish, we're on page 9 as of this writing.
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>>26158411
I don't even understand what you're trying to say.

Sure.
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>>26158389
Speaking of text.
http://pastebin.com/8vTaEkSR
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>>26158411
I have no idea what you're even trying to say
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>>26158428
>http://pastebin.com/8vTaEkSR
I wrote that.
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>>26158444
Ist sergut. Danke, anon.
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This one could pass for M/F if you squint a bit.
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And that's everything I consider even barely postable.
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>>26158464
>Ist sergut.
Er, huh?

Still, you're welcome.

The buildup took forever, I feel like the actual deed was poorly done and after writing, my own work doesn't do anything for me.
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I have no idea what it is, but I like the title
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>>26158587
That better be a male
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>>26158464
Probably seen it already, but;
http://pastebin.com/syw2yFGK
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>>26158657
Go check it fucker
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>>26158657
>Giant breasts
>Male
She's barely features anyway. It's about a girlfriend trying to help inspire her porn artist boyfriend. She dresses up in a costume, IIRC, but the actual lizard woman you see on the cover only appears in two or three panels.
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>>26158696
Who would do such a devious thing?
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>dat trim, sexy figure
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>>26158718
The Japanese, evidently. Criminal, absolutely criminal.
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>>26158737
More like anorexic.
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>>26158587
I've read that before. Unfortunately, the only actual reptiles are in the first 2 or 3 pages, then it's the artist fucking his sister while she's poorly dressed as a lizard because it's the only thing that gets him hard.

No, I'm not kidding.
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>>26158756
Truly, japanese porn deals with some of the toughest issues in life.
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>>26158771
Truly dinophiles deserve love too don't they?
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>>26158696
Yeah but
men with tits are hot
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>Bump limit
>Image limit
>Page limit

I'd say this thread went rather well. It's like a slice of the old /tg/ transplanted into the modern age. Discussion, debauchery and creativity in one neat, slick, mildly horrifying package.
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>>26158784
For the love of god, someone find the rest of this. I've had that image in my hard drive for over a year

>>26158910
likewise
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>>26158955
And porn. Don't forget the porn
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>tfw no erp campaign to play dragonlaying knight in
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>>26158964
What did you think debauchery was referring to?
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>>26158955
I don't know if I'm glad or sorry I missed most of it.
In one hand, I could have writefagged some dirty stuff. On the other hand, I could have writefagged some dirty stuff.
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>>26158963
I have it, but image limit and lazyness.
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>>26159014
I think you should stop pondering the issue and writefag some dirty stuff.
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>>26159014
Go bless some other thread with that. Shared love is doubled love after all
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>>26159014
You still have time! Go forth, noble smutsmith, and craft us a boner-inducer.
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>>26159044
>>26159051
>>26159059
I REFUSE!
I'LL NEVER WRITE DIRTY THINGS AGAIN!

Oh I am such a jokester. At any rate, it's way too late for that. My apologies, folks, maybe next time.
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>>26159076
Such is life.
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>>26159030
TELL ME WHERE TO FIND IT
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>>26159076
What kind of dirty stuff would it have been, pray tell?
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>>26158987
I think I would play in an erp campaign just to say I did.
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>>26159076
Curse you smutfag, how can you dangle your carrot like that?
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>>26159116
Delete an image and revive my bounty.
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>>26159121
I've never done it either. I could see myself if the conditions were right, but I wouldn't know how to go about it.
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>>26159147
I think that's the only reason I haven't done it either.
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>>26158910
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>>26159109
C'est la vie, c'est la guerre.

>>26159120
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap. Just some dragonporn, nothing unusual (unless you asked for it).

>>26159131
<3
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>>26159116
It's called "The young maiden in love is a carnivore".
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>>26159200
Damn you Valentine
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>>26159194
>Not corrupting men into trap sluts with huge knockers and dicks too small to masturbate with
Do you even?
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>>26159222
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>>26159234
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>>26159213
Dojiya~~~~~~n!
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>>26159215
>Trap
>Huge knockers
Does not compute
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>>26159247
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>>26159254
How does it not compute?
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>>26159259
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>>26159266
Because traps do not have tits. They're made to make you think they can be either gender
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>>26159274
Right, that ought to give you plenty to reverse search, at least.
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>>26159266
Being that gay causes stack overflow.

>rcelcar OPINIONS
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>>26159200
Oi, you. Play more JA2.
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>>26159253
Pls go. You have a corpse to assemble
>>26159293
Awh. It was just getting interesting. Isn't it from the same artist that did the one with the fish confessing his love and then them having sex?
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>>26159326
Fuck if I know, but now I'm googling it anyway.
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>>26159317
Stack overflow?
it isn't gay if it has boobs and a dick smaller than my own.
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>>26159338
It was certainly... Interesting, to say the least
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>>26159323
Will do in a moment, Anon.

>>26159326
But dragons are more fun than corpses! I can still take that napkin with DRAGONS!
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>>26159359
>But dragons are more fun than corpses!
WAIT! What about dragon corpses?
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>>26159354
It's gay if it has a dick and you have one too.
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>>26159377
But it doesn't even get hard anymore
it's just there to wear a ring and look cute
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>>26159376
As long as it's still hot, sure. Just be careful that rigor mortis doesn't set in while you're in or the orifices will clamp down like a vice
>>26159377
Can we not have this discussion again?
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>>26159376
Sorry, not into necrophilia.
Unless you mean Stand-granting dragon corpse parts scattered around the land. Wouldn't mind being their bearer.
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>>26159449
You do realize just fusing with the arm would mean you'd have to drag your 150 pound arm around right? Even the heart would be fucking huge
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>>26159471
Not an issue once you've got all the parts, or a Stand depending on what it does. Let's just hope the head isn't acquired the same way, otherwise I'd feel very sorry for the chosen girl.


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