No, we don't want or need you to do amateur writing about your /a/ rip-off CYOA.

>>26135904
Do you guys remember the chapter where Ichigo beefed it?

>>26135904

You know us, Cosgrove. We love this stuff. Writing a Radio Kai PDF now.

>>26135933
Anon, way to violate the rule of "Be Excellent to Each Other". If you don't like it, you can just ignore the thread. I'm sorry if our fun has offended you in some way, well actually I'm not, but the sentiment of mutual existence and cooperation is there.

>>26135933
>Bleach Quest regularly pulls in more than a thousand posts a night

Thread 1:
>Well lets start you guys off with an easy fight
>Dear god all these 1's.
>...You just died
>um... Yeah, time to deal with your inner hollow.

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Yo everyone and welcome to KAI RECAP RADIOOOOOOO!
Today we have a lot to cover on whats happened to Ichigo for the past month or so,so lets get started!
While Ichigo was walking home one bright day he stumbled upon some jerks who knocked over a flower vase for a recently deceased young girl. Outraged by the hooligans he decided the only way to make this right was to beat the crap out of them, unfortunately these punks quickly got the upper hand thanks to certain gods which will be left unnamed Chosing not to lose Ichigo went all out and started beating the crap out of one of them and soon being pushed away. As Ichigo ran back towards them screaming in primal rage he managed to slip in a puddle of his blood knocking him unconcious, the hooligans then proceeded to curb stomp Ichigo and brought him to near death! Realising what they had done the hooligans ran off leaving Ichigo standing next to his near dead body with a chain sticking out of his chest and a scared ghost of a young girl.
Ichigo deciding that being outside of his body is probaby not the best idea tries to enter his meatsuit to no avail. While all this is going on a monstrous roar is let out nearby as a hollow approaches with a freakish grin on its face as it gets closer to its next meal.
Deciding the sou of the young girl is more important than his Ichigo attempts to distract the beast who lets out an agrivated roar in response to Ichigo's distraction. The Monster in response swipes at Ichigo and breaks his soul chain causing white fluid to cover his face while he screams in agony as his soul rips itself apart, Finding himself in his soul world Ichigo is greeted by Old Man Zangetsu who tells him hes pretty fucked if he doesnt find a box that contains his shinigami powers or he'll turn into one of those monster and hunt and kill all his friends and family.

That concludes episode 1!

>>26135995
Huh, so it was right at thread one where we left the rails of the original plot by dying to street punks.

Just a heads up, I archived the thread, cause it looks like the trolls are out

>>26136041
Indeed they are.

>>26136031
All those ones. So terible.

>>26136041
looks like they beat you to it.

>>26136073
Well shit, I got beat

>>26136105
Yep

I don't think we even got number 12 fixed either

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>>26136031
>I'M ICHIGO GODDAMN KUROSAKI AND I'M WALKING HOME LIKE A BOSS
>OH SHIT, IS THAT A GHOST GIRL? SHE'S MOE AS FUCK!
>WAIT, SHE'S CALLING FOR HELP! SOME PUNKS ARE DESECRATING HER SHRINE, FUCK THAT SHIT ITS TIME TO KICK THEIR ASSES!
>OH SHIT THEY'RE KICKING MY ASS
>TIME TO GET MAD!
>FUCK GODDAMN THESE GUYS ARE ANNOYING
>TIME TO GET DOUBLE MAD!
>FUCK, JUST SLIPPED IN A POOL OF MY OWN BLOOD, GODDAMN FUCKING SHIT
>WAIT, NOW I'M A GHOST? WELL FUCK.
>OH SHIT, IS THAT A CRAZY EVIL SPOOKY GHOST? BETTER FIGHT IT WITH MY BARE HANDS!
>FUCKFUCKFUCK ITS RIPPING OUT MY SOUL CHAIN THIS IS BULLSHIT GODDAMN
>OH FUCK NOW I'M IN SOME CRAZY SIDEWAYS WORLD AND THERE'S A CREEPY OLD GUY WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS
>FUCK GODDAMN HELL GOTTA FIND DAT BOX
>OH YEAH, HELL YEAH, FOUND THE FUCKING BOX! I'M NUMBER ONE!

Don't mind me, just doing this where I think it'll be humorous, carry on.

>>26136031
then episode 2, we found the box in under a second, beat a hollow, met an angry short lady, and asked dad what's going on with us

At least they got the 'Bleach' tag right. It should still show up if people look for it.

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oh boy. Time for FULL HEART
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNHQLrpmSAM

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>>26136253

>>26136242
>>26136253
>>26136264

Wow, those are all fantastic, but I think
>>26136253

Is probably my favorite of the three

Whoever did the troll archive, this is one of your better ones. "Detergent Quest- Uncapped" made me laugh. I "Uncapped" also works as "uncaptained."

>>26136294

Hey Cos, quick question but when is the next time we'll be allowed to spend xp? Seems like we haven't had a chance in forever

So we're going back to the old logo?

>>26136253
fuck you draw Chizuru well

>>26136363
Hmm, Right now would be fine. I'll give you guys time at the start or end of an episode thread from now on, though.

>>26136391
glorious two handed method and the rest into the quincy utility skill?

>>26136391
I'm assuming this means there won't be an update today then?
I'm lurking in a seedy diner just in the hopes of more progression. That and lack of internet at my home.

>>26136294
the others were rushed or erased too many times, but that one was the best, the one that was easiest to draw, and the first one I drew.

And for those who don't know the song's lyrics are http://www.sakuranagashi.jp/lyrics_e.html

>>26136380
thank you. She's just...I dunno, she fits how I draw.

>>26136405

Other way around. Buy the quincy skill then put the rest into 2 handed method. We'd be well over halfway done with 2hand then

>Go home to Dad after shit day
>ask dad what the hell is going on
>actually get a strait answer, a few years early, sisters learn stuff to
>Shortstuff is brought into the thing, learns that Mr glasses is evil.
>Almost tells us about her guilt, shuts up at last second.
>Shinji transfers in a few months early.
>Standard school day
>We awaken quincy patterns a few years early. Start to sense pattern
>Fail really bad at sneaking
>Achieve our actual Shigami powers a month early.
>Flirt with Rukia fairly successfully.

>>26136421
I'm gonig to give a few interludes more than likely, but I'm a bit under the weather and can't run tonight, so I thought this might be fun instead, especially considering we've gone quite a while, story-wise, without a recap and one might be useful

>>26136421

You are dedicated to the power of Bleach Quest, my friend.

>>26136031
Yes, someone else doing Radio Kai. Be warned, mine is a special episode looking back at the romantic growth of our boy and those around him.

>>26136447
i just want to make sure we have it before we have to fight Kenpachi. Gotta match his technique

>>26136437

This comic is awesome, I would love to see it inked and with word bubbles.

Bleach Quest is powered by love and friendship! Gale, you rock.

>>26136471
Fucking this. I don;t care when we pick up the skill as long as it is before we run into Kenpachi.

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WELCOME BACK TO KAI RECAP RADIOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Last episode Ichigo got curbstomped by the dice gods and was thrown to the hollows. Lets see how he pulls this one off!
Ichigo hearing that he would RIP AND TEAR his family apart if he didn't find his shinigami powers concentrated around him finding himself surrounded by white and a single red ribbons as his world around him crumbles in on itself.
Grabbing the red ribbon he pulls himself to a box which contains a hilt of a sword and OMZ chimes in telling him to stop gawking and pull the damn thing out, pulling it out which Ichigo has never done before he wakes up to find out he's wearing a spooky mask that had a voice changer installed and was really hard to breath in so he took that shit off. before him was some short girl who was staring at him scared shitless untll we took the mask off and then proceeded to yell at Ichigo for calling her short. As she yelled about some bullshit we slipped back into our body to find out our nose was fucked and we were bleeding everywhere, so we got up and went home to get Goatchin to fix us up. Goatchin being Goatchin Ichigo tried and failed to escape his fate of being tackled by his dad, Ichigo then punched him into the wall by the stomach and Yuzu gasps in shock at out current condition.
Karin and Goatchin realizing how fucked Ichigo is ask what the fuck happened to us and Ichigo tries to give a half truth to Yuzu. Yuzu unconvinced stares at Ichigo until we tell them everything which Ichgo does getting a weirdly serious look from his father and understanding looks from both of his sisters. Soon after Goatchin tells Yuzu and Karin to go upstairs so him and Ichigo can have a talk Ichigo and his sisters refuse getting a frustrated look from Goatchin meanwhile we notice that shorty followed us home and pull her in and we try to get answers from her meanwhile telling her their names getting a reaction to Goatchins name.
Shorty proceeds to tell us her name is Rukia and that she works-
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>>26136462
>mfw I can only participate on Friday and Saturday nights

>>26136471

Yeah, I will be fine if we get it next, AFTER we get the quincy skil. I just dont like seeing 388 xp sitting there wasted if we ignore it right now. I also think after 2hand we should up our Quincy level again. Gotta shoot Cero arrows after all

>>26136494
>>26136031
Just pointing out, but those huge blocks of text are kinda hard on the eyes.

Maybe break it up a bit so new readers don't die from migraine headaches?

>>26136514
I think we should buy at least one rank of Kido after those two. Its really cheap, compared to our other skills, and bindings are useful

>>26136535
Agreed, just for that one easy spell that can bind the arms of an entire crowd of low-level mooks.

Right now our only combat settings are [human martial arts + defensive Blut] and [KILL MAIM BURN]. One is too slow, and the other makes us a butcher.

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>>26136462
Alright. I'm the girlbro faggot advocate anyway, just figured I'd check in. Good to see at least some of my ideas were picked up by the trainwreck this has become.
>>26136468
Actually I'm trying to get in contact with the a bi-weekly quest runner I help. This is just an added bonus.

Also I have a present from a friend. See pic related.

>>26136483
>inked
...I DO have fine-point 005 markers...
hmmm...

>>26136572
yes, we need subtler and more refined means of fucking shit up.

>>26136589
fucking christ that's good

>>26136456
>ask a bunch of questions about life. Get a few answered, a few not.
>Mock Rukia's drawing
>Part ways with Rukia for the night. She is immediately put on a bus.
>Dad attacks us a few times.
>Deal with Orihime's hollow, we don't actually break cannon too horribly.
>Also, we are apparently a super hero, hat and clogs and cat lady are amused.
>We train speed.
>Orihime gets up the nerve to confess. Isn't scared by mask. She is now infinity better than in cannon. Is also conditionally turned down

>>26136589
... Nice...

I dare say, in full weeb mode, SUIGOI!!!!!

for the Gotei 13 and ask us to tell her any questions and she would try to answer them.
Ichigo bombards her with questions like what those monsters are and what are shinigami and finally asking our dad how the fuck he knows so much if he cant see spirits getting a pitiful look from Rukia and a guilty look from Goatchin who proceeds to say he used to belong to Soul Society and that he used to be the captain of the 10th squad of shinigami
EPISODE 2 END!
(2/2)
>>26136532 This is the most ive ever wrote on 4chan sorry if theyre in Xbox heug chunks

Also Cosgrove now i know why it takes so fucking long for posts now and even then you pump them out quick compared to me mad props man

>>26136572
Well we are pretty shit with negotiations with hostel characters especially because we can stab so well. Besides any enemy we face now will pretty much be able to rape whatever kido we'd get.

>>26136535

Fine, I'm okay with throwing 500 towards kido to learn it, but you do realize that we'll probably have to buy each spell with XP as well, causing Kido to turn into a HUGE fucking xp dump that there is no way to get out of.

Also Cero Arrows. I'm just sayin

Oh fuck, forgot to say that we should train with the hax glove that Ishida got us after we get back from SS. Think about how much more powerful all our fucking abilities will be after we've mastered that shit.

>>26136601

The more refined means of fucking shit up is to use SWORDSKILLS because we have become an expert swordsman. Disarms, Feints, Disabling strikes. We need to throw descriptive combat our because with Zangetsu we are now a fucking surgeon.

Holy shit, Orihime is tiny (5'2''). Is this reflected at all in the drawing of bleach itself? This makes certain logistics for certain writings irritating.

Also im willing to pass the torch if you guys arent happy with my speed or my writing style
Im also kinda tired from writing

Well it looks like Kai's been rerereading all of the archives. Nice since I can on;y remember the latchkey moments.

Also posting my current suspect list because I am inherently paranoid:

I've been the guy constantly suspecting Urahara until last night, and Momo up until "Fade to Black" (still slightly weary).
Yoruichi since the ninja delay bit when we where fighting iceboy. It could easily be Soi-Fong taking Tossens place as part of the trio; but Yoruichi would be a perfect mole.
Nel due to her easy flip and ready revelation of Aizen's techniques and now her insistance to go to the soul society
and now I will be scrutinizing out whole party thanks to the "I wish they'd all die" wish from last nights thread.
I realize I am the Question.
It is my goal to find the answers.

>>26136636

Quincy skills can be pretty refined as well. I bet we could come up with some really cute tricks using the skill that lets them use strings of energy to move their whole body.

>>26136659
I shall pick up the torch, Episode 3 incoming!

I'll probably do up to 8 before I die of carpal tunnel, so someone be ready to pick it up after that.

>>26136623
The point is that we may as well have the option available. Even if we have rudimentary combat kido medic abilities. It fits with us trying to help our companions as much as possible. In all ways.
>>26136627
We also should train with Yoruichi some more now that we know she's not a cat.
>>26136668
Calm the shadowruns. If they do betray, we don't need a keikaku, we aren't having an Aizen-giin sitiuation on our end.

>>26136659

I'm working on a Radio Kai script PDF about the Women in Kurosaki's life one at a time in the following order for our lovely recap.

Tatsuki, Rukia, Inoue, Chizuru, Momo, Yoruichi, Harribel, Appachi, & Neliel. I'm leaving out Mila Rose and Sung Sun because while they're loyal members of our support team, they've mostly laughed at Appachi's blatant crushing on us. Maybe I'll throw them in a a single section

>>26136686
You can use my trip if you want the put Kai#BleachQuest into the name slot it would be good for those who look out for certain names to look for the recap

>>26136636
except even with all of that, we are wielding a fuckmassive butcher's knife of a sword.

>>26136649
Bleach is full of proportion skews- everyone looks tall, but then you realize that this is JAPAN, and only the actually insanely tall people are insanely tall.

that being said, Momo is now even more adorable since she's shorter than we thought.

>>26136671
that's beyond our reach for a long time
But I'd love to see what we can do with one of the chainsaws powered by our hollow energy.

Red and blue lightchainsabers.

>>26136711
No, no. Include Sung-sun.
Why?
Because she rarely laughs in canon.
She sneers at the others and laughs internally, but never out loud.
she also smiles more in this.
Consider this, and then consider that Sung-sun is incredibly cool and collected.

>>26136694
>The point is that we may as well have the option available. Even if we have rudimentary combat kido medic abilities. It fits with us trying to help our companions as much as possible. In all ways.
Maybe but it seems like it would be a huge EXP sink before we'd get anything of value, besides the way we roll we don't do anything other than seduction or stab our problems.

>>26136749

I dont think it's that far beyond our skills. Ishida had learned it by the time of the SS arc after all. I'd think once we got Quincy up to level 3, maybe level 4 we'd get the chance to buy it.

>>26136753
>Maybe but it seems like it would be a huge EXP sink before we'd get anything of value, besides the way we roll we don't do anything other than seduction or stab our problems.
If I recall we have basic medical skills because we were going to study to be a doctor.

>>26136749
>But I'd love to see what we can do with one of the chainsaws powered by our hollow energy.
This is what im wondering also it might just explode because it isnt made for hollow energy or it could like you said make a black with red chian lightsaber

>>26136694

The only issue I have with Kido is I'm worried its going to be a fuckhuge XP sink.

Like not only do we have to buy the general levels, but we ALSO would need to buy each spell separately. This would take up WAAAY too much of our exp unless we wanted to be a kido specialist. Which we already screwed the pooch on by spending so much in other skills.

>>26136694
You may tell me to put on my tinfoil hat now; but one day you will look back and realize I tried to warn you all. A reckoning is coming and one day soon you too will know there are 32 flavors.

>>26136800
which makes the low level healing redundant, double so with our saturation of healers.

>>26136818
There is putting on the tinfoil hat, and there is accepting it may happen and rolling with it.
This way we will outimprov improvaizen.

>>26136619
Kai 2.0 here, lets do this
To start off Episode 3, we yell at dad until he explains EVERYTHING. Hollows, Shinigami, Quincies, our mom, Aizen being an evil dickbag, all of it. Fuck you canon, we're a loose canon protagonist who plays by nobodies rules but his own!

Afterwords, we pester Rukia for answers about shinigami stuff before going to bed.

The next day, we walk to school and get our first glimpse of Grand Fisher in the distance, although he disappears before we can do anything.

Arriving at school, it seems there is a new transfer student, some creepy looking dude named Hirako Shinji. Not suspicious at all...

EPISODE 3 END

>>26136784
he's also an extremely dedicated and exceptionally skilled quincy who's been working almost all his life to reach those levels of power and technique.
We just found out a month ago. We don't compare at all when it comes to shit like that.

>>26136858
nig u best be trolling me put more effort into it

>>26136865

While all of that is true we also have Ishida himself, who most likely knows the skill by now, to teach us and show us the path. If we wanted to do that that is.

Just want to make the point that when we do get around to chatting with Ishiin about who he knows in SS, case in point Shiba and whatnot.
Totally so we can pull SHIBA MAH CUZIN a la Roman as soon as we get there.

>>26136959
that's our treatment for Ganju

GANJU!! MAH COUSIN! DO YOU WANT TO SEE BEEEEG ARRANCAR TEETEEES?

>>26137005
I imagine this Ichigo will get along a lot better with Kuukaku than canon.
Also Chad needs to go for that. So we can be bros by marraige.

Before the next thread I'll be going on holiday until partway into next month. I don't think I can even imagine where this quest will end up going compared to canon.

And I still haven't had that Quincy Yuzu that anon drawfag promised.

>>26136603
>piss off our sword
>Beat inner hollow for sword powers
>race and be friendly with 'hime
>token lesbian is pissed
>talk her down
>she is now less pissed
>suddenly chad arc!
>looks like kon is here
>we don't kill him
>have another day in school
>Hat and clogs doesn't tell us stuff
>Ishida shows up and uses hollow bait ahead of schedule.
>Kill hollows
>really tall hollow
>Kill said hollow
>Grand fisher appears
>Grand Fisher is dead
>Tell off Ishida, successfully.
>Learn that mysterious transfer student is actually not what he appears to be, shock!

>>26137057
the movie and show filler will take up quite a bit of time

>>26137077
Also
>Grand Fisher remembers us without the whole touching-power he's got
>Claims he's got our mum holed up in Hueco Mundo somewhere
>We kill him anyway

>>26137005
>asking Ganju if he wants to see arrancar titties.
>the only arrancars with big titties are Nel, Mila-Rose, and 'Bel
>Bel is not an option
>Nel I want to pair with Chizuru
>Mila-Rose we're all undecided about, and she'd scare the shit out of him anyway.
Nah.
We introduce him to hot Shinigami ladies.

And hook Chad and Kukaku up.
Who better to be an actual bro than a Jojo?

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>>26136858
Lunch time at school rolls around, so we have a chat with our best bro Chad while on our way to the roof to eat lunch with our friends. We drag Hirako with us because we're a nice guy like that, and totally aren't suspicious of him at all. Upon arriving at our rooftop lunch spot, we dodge one of Keigo's flying hugs and introduce the new kid to our group of bros.

During lunch, we sense a Hollow in the distance. We remember Rukia told us not to run off and play hero, but what does she know? She's only a highly experienced Hollow hunter with decades of experience on us. Surely her advice counts for nothing right? Right?

We ditch school and run off to fight the monster, which is some big angry insect thing chasing a little ghost kid. Rukia is nowhere to be found, so in typical Ichigo fashion we decide the best course of action is to PUNCH ITS GODDAMN FACE IN. Apparently this was the correct choice, as our Quincy powers unlock and we obliterate the Hollow, along with most of the street, with a full power blast of Blut Artiere.

After making sure the ghost kid is alright, we NOPE the hell out of there back to school. Upon arriving at school, we discover that we are very bad at tactical espionage action when we fail miserably at sneaking into class, and get yelled at for being a delinquent.

With school over we head back home to bother Rukia some more, and find that Urahara guy that dad mentioned. On our way there, we ask her about the ghost kid in the park. She's instantly suspicious of us, but we lie like a madman and flirt our asses off, thus deflecting her (entirely justified) anger.

We arrive at Urahara's, and to our surprise he seems to know exactly who we are. Wasting no time, we infodump him on what we know and demand answers.

He agrees to tell us, on the condition we can survive a fight with him. Seeing no way this can possibly end poorly, we agree.

EPISODE 4 END

>>26136876
Dude, episode 3 was nothing but WORDS WORDS WORDS.

>>26137148
>Nel with Chizuru
>Not giving her best girl Senna
She deserves it. I mean holy fuck.

>>26137174
honestly, I think we should try and get Chizuru in with Yoruichi and Soi Fong. She would love it

>>26136816
I'm not. Individual spells can be taught, if individual spells had to be bought any Kido training sessions would end up giving us our own Kido XP pool to spend on spells likely on top of giving us spells should we master them during training. And odds are decent that most of the subcosts of Kido will only start showing up around level 5 or so, with the special abilities like twincasting, or delayed incant. No-incant would likely be available as soon as we learn our first spell.

I could be expensive as balls, but that'd probably end up being for figuring stuff out ourselves.

>>26137159
I now realize this sorry i thought something important happened that episode

>>26137196
I'm fine with that actually.
Though Urahara might show up and ruin her day.

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Tatsuki Arisawa & Kuchiki Rukia

>>26137219

It will be Chizuru's pushing that gets Soi Fon the confidence to openly ask her Senpai out on a date, which Chizuru will crash at the end to join in on the sexy fun times...and Yoruichi is fluid so she's all "whatever" and laugh about bragging to Urahara about it later.

>>26137313
This is acceptable. Though Ichigo needs to properly bro it up with Yoruichi at some point. She's been too much of a rock for us not to.

>>26137089
In all fairness, we weren't ready for Hueco Mundo just yet.

But yeah, that's a case of /tg/ failing their 'not metagaming' senses.

We were unprepared for the possibility that Full Kubo meant retroactive changes as well.

>>26137373
In all fairness there's no real proof that he was telling the truth. This was fucking Grand Fisher.

>>26137057
>And I still haven't had that Quincy Yuzu that anon drawfag promised.
My apologies, it'll be in tonight. Any idea when the next thread will happen?

>>26137403
True, but Grand Fisher was too stupid to lie like that.

If he is lying, someone put him up to it.

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>>26137159
So after making a bit of an ass of ourselves by making bad jokes, our fight with Urahara gets underway. Oh, did I mention he has an extra-dimensional magical training bunker under his tiny candy shop? Because he totally has one of those.

The battle starts off surprisingly well, as we manage to draw first blood thanks to our quick thinking (and a massive chain of nat20s). We quickly close the distance, take him off guard by using our sword as a distraction and laying in to him with our FISTS OF FURY.

He takes this about as well as you would expect, decides to stop fucking around, and releases his Zanpakuto. Did you know swords could also shoot lasers? Because Ichigo sure as shit didn't.

Thankfully, with our cat-like reflexes (aka, another pair of nat20s) we dodge the blast. Of course, even that isn't enough to beat a form Soul Society Captain, and he manages to break our sword with his follow-up attacks. He monologues for a bit about how much of a fuckup we are, and prepares to finish us off.

Not wanting to see us die, Old Man Zangetsu slaps us upside the head and tells us to stop fucking around, so we manage to pull him out and deflect the blast.

Turns out this was all just an elaborate test to see if we could achieve Shikai, and Urahara surrenders.

Back in the shop, we immediately get in a shouting match with Rukia. Apparently attaining Shikai less than 24 hours after becoming a Soul Reaper is not normal, and she's rather indignant about it. We manage to smooth things over after a protracted battle of less-than-inventive insults, and prepare to get our hard-earned infodump from Urahara.

EPISODE 5 END

>>26137222
Oh my fucking god, my sides are hurting from laughing.

Upvote the thread, since it got a troll name

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=detergent

>>26137222
brilliant.

>>26137433
>too stupid to lie like that
I know the whole "attack us after seeing us kill a menos" seems stupid, but you're forgetting that, like every hollow in the area, he was hopped up on bait. Fisher isn't a genius but he's a master of deception.

>>26137222
>MC Yamada Hanatarou

I am alright with this

So Cos, have we earned an interlude?

>>26137540
>>26137458
>>26137445

Awww, you guys are making me blush. Working on part 2.

When I was watching some Bleach OPs earlier I started imagining how they would go if made for Bleach Quest. As far as I can work out OP1 would be mostly the same but with the addition of Momo and a bit more of Chizuru, Tatsuki, Mizuiro and Keigo.

OP2 however I can't imagine and I wish I could do any form of animation cause it would be totally crazy.

>>26137615
in the later OP's they include the whole cast of the show so its not too out there for all of our group to be in one

>>26137647
OP three would be pretty much the same with more arrancars.

>>26137615
You know, we should totally try to storyboard Quest ver OPs as we get far enough into each arc to insert foreshadowing.

Like right now I don't think we could accurately do OP2 cause it would probably start around getting back from Hueco Mundo.

So if there are any drawfags in here, I had an idea last night: what if we made comic strips out of the improvaizen posts? Anybody willing to do this?

Oh god. Terrible idea.
>Our raid on the soul society sticks to the plan.
>The only kicker is we sneak a bunch of tacticool human shit in.
>Now it looks like the real world is raiding.
>Arrancar's pulling a fucking Iriquous plisken level deception.

>>26137691

But...the real world is raiding? By definition it already is...just supported by a fuck ton of captain level powers.

>>26137691
Urahara's method of sneaking into soul society transforms normal particles into spirit particles so we could bring a gun if we wanted, too bad guns are nonexistant in japan

Oh by the way guys. I've figure out who we should set Hitsugaya up with once we correction punch him (because we totally have to correction punch him).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF2lKsOhOzE

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>>26137440
So, after a hard battle we had no right winning, we finally get our infodump from Urahara. For the sake of time, and to avoid WORDS WORDS WORDS, I'll just give the cliffnotes version:
>Aizen is a dick
>He likes turning people into Hollows for fun and profit
>He can hypnotize people
>He framed Urahara and his associates for turning people into Hollows, which caused him to go into hiding, hence opening a candy and black-market magical item shop in the world of the living.

Afterwards we get him to agree to train us to not suck as a Shinigami. He also gives us a history lesson on why Quincies and Shinigami don't like each other, and why killing Hollows using Quincy powers is bad. We also get our first (and only) taste of Rukia's trademark terrible expository drawings, for which we mock her relentlessly.

We continue the conversation WORDS WORDS WORDS, and get the lowdown on how the afterlife works, what exactly Hollows are, and we learn about the existence of Hueco Mundo (which shall hereafter be referred to as Ghost Mexico).

Finally wrapping up the expository dialogue, we attempt to convince Rukia to come home with us for dinner, and fail quite miserably. No big deal, she's Rukia, we'll see her again soon enough. SPOILER: WE WON'T

Upon arriving home, we once again fail miserably in our attempts at a solo sneaking mission and are ambushed by dad. We are in no mood for his shit however, and beat his ass down like the fist of the goddamn north star.

We eat dinner, fill our family in on what we learned today, and head to bed.

EPISODE 6 END

>>26137742
Not even gonna open the link, because I know that video is of the short vizard chick mocking him for being short.

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>>26137735
>>26137723
>Its like when seal team ten raided the big shell. Only with less horrible deaths and all of them are dead cell tier bullshit. Plus balaklavas.

>>26137761
...
How could you possibly have known that?

>>26137174
>>26137196
>>26137313
why not both?

>>26137615
>>26137647
>>26137666
We should pick out suitable awesome OP music at some point.

>>26137684
....well, I have a ton of paper. And I love drawing to music.

Let's find some OP themes.

>>26137796
>Let's find some OP themes.

I vote we stick with the standard tunes, just questify the animation.

>>26137790
Because, it's the greatest revenge plan we've had yet.

>>26137812
...well that's no fun at all.

>>26137839
It would make it much more simple to remake an OP than to make an entirely new one music and all

>>26137790
Because that is the only possible thing it could be.

>>26137812
Honestly, I don' t think, barring asterisk, that the theme's would be the same. Things have gone in a VERY different manner and should have different themes.

>>26137884
Plus at that point it's just a weird AMV, and those are very rarely good.

>>26137820

We just need to meet Hiyori first and come to this conclusion on our own...hell is other people...so once all is said and done we set these two up.

After Aizen's reveal, we build our social link with Toshiro, treating him like the big/kid brother we never had, as our dad was his major father figure. He is an experienced genius and we treat him like family after all is said and done (Matsumoto will be our unofficial big sis...who should really settle down as she isn't getting any younger).

We salvage his friendship with Hinamori (and boy will he have to put up with our praises from her...won't he...and the realization that we're sleeping with her), though Inoue will always be probably snippy with him which is fine.

Then when he's chilling in the real world, we falsify an stake out mission on a location we think might be a possible population dense garganta drop point for Aizen's forces in Karakuracho, and team him up with Hiyori...but in reality everyone else at different locations are all spying on the two of them on what will start out a very professional outing, but end a loud shouting match date.

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>>26137892
So yeah we HAVE to do this, Operation Short Bus Special is go.

>>26137911

The entire evening, we are wearing the Hat for victorious purposes. And when Momo and Inoue ask us why we are cackling, say that kindness and revenge can work hand in hand. Look at how good those two are together, and look how much they piss each other off. He'll go gray before his time spending time with her...wait...no...he already has white hair.

Well played, Jon Snow...well played.

>>26137911
>>26137960
You.

You are flawless.

I love you.

Ok so off the top of my head and from memory:


We see some notrocketpowerkids actively fucking with a car crash victims roadside memorial.

Us being spirit sensitive; we rush into combat... and get our shit thoroughly kicked due to all the 1's ever.

We make our final attack, slip on our own blood and brain ourselves on the sidewalk more or less killing us.

As we bleed out we "wake up" falling in a crumbling city, a weird guy in a black cloak tells us something and we wake up with a mask on and in weird cloths. There's a short girl with bucket hair scared and ready to fight us.

We force ourselves back into our body and go home.
She follows us and we throw water on her and generally be a dick.

We tell our dad what happened and then get our whole family involved in this crazy shit and our dad spills the beans.

Then we visit Urahara, learn some more, we achieve our released form; but not before deathpunching a hollow to death on a playground.

Urahara tells us to stay low, but we confess to Rukia we lied and totally blew up a hollow. She goes back to the Soul Society and presumably tries to start some shit with Aizen (this is the last we heard of her; we're within the first two days of us hitting super powers)

We meet with Hime and save her from her ghost brother surprisingly effectively, she confesses her love for us; but we're not ready to commit and drag her into this.

>>26137463
Well he's already too stupid to remember six years ago.

Like in canon he relied upon his memory claw to form bait.

We were too cool for him to touch us in Bleach Quest.

>>26138016

The we go to school again and see Chad has a weird bird (and a weird blond transfer student). It's the soul of a kid and then there's a traffic accident and Chad gets sent to our fathers hospital. We take him and the bird to Uraharas shop to find out more and are attacked by a bat monster again that we kill and send to hell. Urahara takes on Chad and we save Kai from hat and clogs (we got him earlier that day I think). Also we learn we’re like three fucking different things.

Then when we walk home we run into a nerd who tries to shoot us with a bow so we chase him because what the fuck.

Hollow crack engaged Big and Tall has entered the battlefield.

We dominate our inner Hollow with a natural 20, Mask up and wreck everything ever; we ask him what his deal is, then murder a hamster who says he keeps our dead moms spirit as a ghost slave and can tell us where she us, but we murder it.

We take him back to the shop and Orihime is there and we punch Ishida (the nerd) for being a tool then help him up. Urahara starts working on a gate for us to rescue mom. Orihime kisses us with our mask on because that’s how she likes it.

Next day Lezbro is going crazy and we stone cold her; then she gives us our first real kiss and tells us she can see spooky ghosts too. So we take her to Uraharas shop because we’re codependent.

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>>26137884
>>26137904
Simple, but not as fun.
also >>26137896


I could settle for just finding an opening theme for each arc without making any sort of amv for it. Just for awesome mood-setting music.

>>26137911
>>26137960
pic related.

>>26138039

After that we talk about our feelings with her over some cheap as noodles because we’re japanese; then we go home again... only not because holy shit it’s a godamn lieutenant who wants to bring us in for questioning.

We say fuck da police and try diplimancing, then she flips her shit and hollows. We’re fucked so we try running and make it to a park where we are overwhelmed in combat and about to die. Then our Hollowbro does swordception and we go into her soul and tell her abour Uraharas technique he used on our mom and we doubleteam her inner hollow who it a total slut.

She wins and then we pop back out into the real world, and she heals us and we take her to Urahara where he tells her about Aizen then tells us to get the fuck off of his lawn and stay off. We’re super duper sorry and he loans us a Gigai for Momo (the woman who attacked us) and we take her to pops because we’re dumb.

We explain the situation because this is less of a shonen now and more of a Ghost in the Shell “animated thesis paper” quest now. He says she can stay, but only in our room because we can stop her which totally worked out well for us earlier that day. Also she tells us that a super strong dude like Aizen (her captain) or Shiro the ice shota captain will be looking for her soon since she went off the grid thanks to the Gigai and power flux from turning into a spooky ghost.

We have some small talk before going to bed and wake up with her hovering over us baten’ and she kisses us, but we put a lot of points into constitution so we refuse her then she gets all weepy saying she wants to be useful to us. We realize she’s broken as hell.

>>26137754
Note: This was back when dice was rolled for seduction/diplomacy, a process that has mostly been abandoned (with minor exceptions).

>>26138053

Next morning we get up and tell Hime and Tat that she’s our cousin and dad backs it up because sometimes he’s a bro. On the way to school Momo is a total cunt to Hime.

The one goofy kid we met before that I didn’t write about is gone and we have a pretty normal and relaxing day, and go base hunting with Ishida and Momo (to train for the captain fight). We detect a spirit at the old hospital, but ignore it and take the warehouse where we find the kids who beat us to death earlier. Payback is a bitch and we throw them out. Momo sets up a barrier and we share a moment with Ishida.

Later that night after we carry her home, Momo asks us to sleep in the same bed as her that night and we submit which results in an awkward situation the next morning, but not as awkward as being strong armed into seeing a TV recording of a guy that annoys us, but one of our sisters and dad like.

Another normal day of school, then our group decides to get cellphones so we break up into teams because we suspect we’re being followed by our non powered friends. We get caught and then have to fess up to this bullshit.

Afterwards, we all to to the recording lot and see Don where we find out he’s the real deal, but he Hollowfies a spirit and we chase after it but not before he assumes we’re a bad spirit too. We kill the Hollow and tell Don what he did, breaking him down; before we build him back up and become ghost buddies. Sort of. (Ishida’s been renovating the base during this)

>>26138066

Urahara comes in, says we have a nice hat since it’s his, but blue and white and it starts snowing (Gift from Ishida after TEAMWORK speech). He tells us to keep low and that winter is coming. We run to the base with Momo.

We start training after breaking in seeing Ishida sewing and tell him what’s going on. He leaves to get supplies. We wake up to sleeping bags, food and boxes of our moms old Quincy stuff. We start looking through the boxes and find a lot of neat toys including some spell canisters, 10 energy arrow chainsaws (which we accidentally activate) and some arrow gloves. That night our friends all gather round (except Chad and the unpowered three that followed us) and watch The Thing once Chizuru brings over some entertainment stuff the next day, but not before some accidental lesbian porn.

We begin intense training for a week and Ishida says he’ll be there for us whenever we need it. We “Fade to Black” with Hime and Momo since we give into their week long assault and wake up to a trashed base and Chizuru restrained by the cat Yoruichi.

It’s our moms death anniversary so of course we bring our two new girlfriends along to meet the family. We say our piece and Hime says her prayers to her dead brother. It starts raining and gets cold.

>>26138081

Winter is here. He reads Momo her last rites and we try diplomancing while deflecting and it goes pretty well until we get frozen, but Orihime has none of that shit and breaks us out as he tries to kill a stunned Momo. Momo panics and masks up and we match her because we are severally outclassed.

He Bankai’s and proceeds to wreck our shit hard, disabling Hime and freezing Momo in place. We land a critical hit on him with a technique we learned while training, but he’s still got juice left and unleashes his ultimate super duper mega attack, but before the snowflake can hit us, we’re thrown back by Chizuru who’s in a solid block of ice now and we beg Hime to save her as we ragepunch an ice statue of Frosty before getting our shit kicked by the real one.

Chizuru demifiends out and we sucker punch the captain and tell Momo to tie him up and get out of here and Hime to call for backup. We try and distract the dimifiend, but we’re really bad at fighting. We tell Chizuru to fight it and se attempts suicide but her possession isn’t having any of that and she goes full Butterfly Sayan.

Hime and Momo clear the area and we’re at ground zero attempting to friendship her out of it before taking her to Ghost Mexico instinctively because fuck Hollows.

>>26138087

She burns out so we drag her around and get lost trying to go South. We find a cave for shelter, but wake up to 4 extremely powerful Hollows who don’t kill us. We explain friendship and how thankful we are and inadvertently challenge one of them for dominance after murdering a hammerhead Arrancar and telling her about Evil Aizen because he’s a scapegoat for all things bad.

Chizuru is up and says she wants to stay here because she’s a defeatist and doesn’t like her new tats, but we tell her she’s dumb. Also a green haired lady shows up and says Aizen wants to talk to us and we say “HELL NAW”. We diplomance yet again and turn her against him.

We rest for two days and get into one hell of a brawl and even though we get cut up bad and even lose our arm we Kenpatchi that shit and love it along with the dice. We beat her and wake up back in the cave. She’s now a follower and I guess we can use her to stash out extra brooms and other crap we find.

She says she wants to be stronger and cracks her mask to powerup, but Chizuru and us help because we think Chizuru’s powers are like Genie’s. It works and the four Hollows all powerup and are stonking hot chicks. Chizuru passes out from bloodloss because it’s an anime quest.

>>26137754
It's possible that Rukia may have been able to connect the dots between 'evil jackass who likes to merge shingami and hollows' and 'weird hollow that has the ability to merge with shinigami'.

Which would explain why she seems to have started off with ultra-hostility.

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>>26137754
The next day we awaken, and immediately engage in some recreational Father vs Son violence, securing yet another easy victory over the dastardly goat-chin. We start the day off right with some toast, and remember we've got a promise to keep to that ghost girl, so we head out to buy her some flowers.

We secure the flowers and head to the spot where we died horribly less than two days ago. There, we run into the resident crazy girl Orihime, who looks like she just got out of a boxing match with an angry grizzly bear.

We immediately demand to know what happened to her, so she tells us she got hit by a car, and that its totally no big deal. Of course, by any sane metric being hit by a goddamn car is most certainly a big deal, so we drag her to the family clinic to get her patched up.

We get Orihime sorted out, and call up our mutual friend Tatsuki so she can look after her. We've got an appointment with Urahara today after all, we can't spend all day staring at tits.

Before we leave, it occurs to us that her wounds were a bit strange, and a quick spirit sense tells us the wounds were inflicted by a Hollow. Well, Urahara agreed to train us in this crap, so we run off to get his advice on the matter. Turns out the Hollow in question is probably Orihime's dead older brother back from the grave to take revenge on the living or some crap like that. Whatever, we'll just stab him and be done with it.

In true Urahara fashion, he gives us some great advice on how to track down the enemy: go into soul form and stalk Orihime until the Hollow shows up. Lacking a better idea, we begin our career as Ichigo Kurosaki, Soul Stalker! Of course, no stalking would be complete if we didn't listen in on private conversations, so that's exactly what we do.

Turn out, Tatsuki seems to have appointed herself as Orihime's private coach in all matters related to seducing us, and we get an earful of a VERY lewd conversation.
>post too long, Episode 7 part 2 incoming!

>>26138006

Then follow me on twitter, as referenced in my Radio Kai relationship special PDF earlier in the thread.

Also, thanks for the compliment, but I'm happily married.

>>26138092

We open a portal back home and a lolly and a college dropout ask to be friends and we say sure because we are apparently building an army.

We come back, explain everything, find out from Hime than Momo got taken when she tried to talk to Ice Shota (and that we’ve actually been gone a week), but Urahara’s working on another portal for the rescue quest in three days. Then Urahara shows up and takes Chizuru back to his magic candy store to find out what happened with her since he knows the Plot Rock is inside her. Also Yoruichi is confirmed for delicious brown rather than a cat (which is fine too).

We all go to Uraharas underground sky desert bunker and talk about what had happened and eat pizza then spar with Orihime on our team. It’s a pretty great moment until we head back upstairs and learn that Chizuru is going through Super Soul Suicide and Hat and Clogs can’t fix it.

We tell him to fuck off and do Swordception(tm) and our two zanpakuto spirits hold off swarms of creepy black static dudes. We get to Chizurus core and help her fight off the plot rock after telling it we’re not going to be it’s host. It’s an extremely high energy moment when she saves US and we double 18 jolly cooperation rider kick it into submission. Seriously. Fuck ya.

Do you guys think we've managed to go from "Getting real tired of your shit Ichigo." to "It's cool man." with Urahara yet?

>>26138104

Then things get really happy and touching and we all know it’s coming, but we cry anyway as she gives us her death speech. We’re in the real world now and freaking out, but she’s totally ok; then Urahara analyze-cubes her again and gives her the ok.

We give dad a call after resting on Hime’s soft succulent lap for a bit to unwind from a rough day at the office, then go back home with her and four of our new Hollow friends (who Urahara gave gigai’s to) because they are attached to us at the hip.

Hime says she has a hateboner for iceshota which is a first for her and says she’s a bad person, but we totally think it’s ok to hate him. Then we get home, try to sneak attack dad and fail, yet again; but Hime and the Hollows wreck his shit and he gives them the seal of approval before sending them to our room so we can talk with him in private.


And that's where we are...

>>26138113
It's possible the whole Hougyoku thing blurred the issue.

>>26138113
Dude, we destroyed the Hoguyoku. We destroyed the thing he was willing to risk his life to keep away from Aizen. I think we're cool.

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>>26138039
>>26138053
>>26138066
>>26138081
>>26138087
>>26138092
>>26138104
>>26138117

Hopefully I didn't miss anything too critical. Like I said, I pulled it all from memory.
Hope you guys find it useful.

Now to catch up on the thread.

>>26138113
Given we've just reliably performed something he just thought there was no possibility of doing. Brought in evidence of aizen being a faget. AND proved our self fairly self reliant despite what the angst fagets say, we did the best job we could in mexico.
I'd say yeah. Even if we did destroy his academy science project

>>26138087
Note: It seems like Aizen does well and truly want Momo dead, given he framed her for treason and had the Central 46 order her treated as a hollow (read: killed on sight).

Which makes Hitsugaya's later decision to take Momo back to Soul Society more inexplicable.

>>26138048

Okay Gale, calm yourself. I will post more, making dinner before working on my Part 2 of Radio Kai Special. You will have your posts.

>>26137742
You know, Kubo almost killing this guy every time he shows up was funny, but just flat out mocking him, that's hilarious.

>>26138087
Things we don't know:

What Chizuru's original powers were

How the fuck the Hougyoku got into her chest

>>26138153
Dude... you really need to get out more.

>>26138113
At the very least he's not going to be pissed that we involved him in our business this time, given that our business involved his invention killing one of our friends.

>>26138222
This is /tg/, the sun is our mortal enemy.

>>26138210
inb4 he brought her underground there and is trying to sort the mess out himself, but is too much of a spaghetti to have even bothered to talk to us. Next time we see him he'll be in full sherlock mode.

>>26136858
It took like ten years to get the story of how Ichigo's parents met.

We heard it on our first day on the job

>>26136858
Note: We really should have been more suspicious to see Grand Fisher so soon.

>>26138215
well we know he original powers let her control cloth/imbue it with spiritual energy
we also know that urahara "accidentally" lost the plot rock and then proceeded to shove Chizuru through a weird portal

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>>26138097
Thankfully, the Hollow intervenes before our boner can assume direct control, and the fight begins.

Not thankfully, its tougher than it looks, and handily kicks our ass in the first round, and nearly manages to eat Tatsuki before we can stop it.

We narrowly save Tats and drive it back, but before we can finish it the fucker spits acid at us. Yeah turns out it can spit acid, stupid Hollows, no sense of fair play.

Anyway, we can't move or else the acid is going to melt our friends, so we reinforce our body with Blut and take that shit straight to the chest. As we get ready to finish it off, we hear a surprised exclamation from behind us. It seems Orihime now has the power to see spooky ghosts. Great, just great.

The Hollow seems surprised by this but we are far too busy killing it to care, and we slice the bastard in half.

Now all thats left is to explain to Orihime why we're dressed like a samurai and fighting giant spooky ghost monsters inside her apartment.

EPISODE 7 END

>>26138237

Not mine, anon, ALL HAIL PELOR, THE BURNING HATE

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>>26138215
Her original powers made her Uzume. Which is a funny aneurism moment, considering how Uzume ended up in both the Sekirei anime and manga.

Also, we really need to ask Uryu how he feels about starting a fashion line.
With his designs and everyone in the Spooky Ghost Club as models, there's no way it wouldn't take off.

and if Chizuru can still animate cloth, the shit we could pull...

>>26138289
>Pelor
My god could totally kick your god's ass.

>>26138312
I'm a bit hesitant to do the model stuff. Its... no. Just no. Sorry Gale, I usually agree with everything but its both too high profile and... largely frivolous.

>>26138312
>Her original powers made her Uzume. Which is a funny aneurism moment, considering how Uzume ended up in both the Sekirei anime and manga.

I have no idea who that is or what happened to her.

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>>26136462
>No Bleach Quest tonight
sadness (but expected since we've had one just about every night for over a month

>Interludes a strong possibility
HOOO YES!
WORLD BUILDING! DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES! CHARACTERIZATIONS!
This is the thread I've been waiting for!

I seriously can not wait. Taking peeks into the other characters lives and seeing the other elements in motion like they do in the anime and manga was the only thing I felt was missing from this quest.


>>26138153
Thanks to you and Kai we should hopefully have a jumping on point for new players looking to get in, but too lazy to burn hours of their lives reading archives even though they totally should.

>>26138312
She could literally undress hot women with the power of her mind.

>>26138321

Probably, most of them are statted, and if they have stats, you can kill it.

I don't even know who your god is though, so I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here.

Just be happy I'm only using my on /tg/ god and not my real one in this combat. My G-d can be an angry kid with a magnifying lense.

>>26138342
I'm joking.

Mostly.

He still needs to make everyone incredibly fabulous outfits, because what's the point otherwise?

>>26138346
One of the few (or only) lesbian characters in Sekirei- she took a knife for the MC in the manga after using her cloth to protect him. Much like Chizuru. In the anime, she died in a different manner for a similar reason.

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None of this is mine, but it's from the second "The Heart" thread and since' we're sharing fan stuff... (also here's the cover for 20)


Without a pause for rest, I move ever forward.
When no road will suit, I forge my own path.
Peace, an illusion, with no challenge heard,
Happiness, fleeting, swift drowned out by wrath.
They stay within, but do not cloud my sight.
For them and all those who come to my side,
While I still stand, I continue to fight.
Not once retreating, despite battle's tide,
Never looking back no matter "what might-?"
I will become the King, the number one,
Without peer, of this illusion so bright.
For days without rain, to bring out the sun,
The long-closed gates of Heaven itself cease
And tear asunder. My Final Release!
Tensa Zangetsu!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NgVho3ZwsU

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>>26138430
>She learns subtlety and does button popping and unfelt wardrobe malfunctions.

>>26138453
are you the same lesbro that was trying to find Soi-fong/ Yoruichi hentai mangas way back when by chance?

>>26138423
I want everyone to have a thematically similar but individually customised outfit made by Ishida for when we go on missions.

And then our club was a miniboss squad on the level of the Espada.

I wonder if Chizuru still has her cloth powers along with whatever the plotrock did.

>>26137911
I find it amusing that you do not believe that Aizen is going to recruit Toshiro by playing on his feelings for Momo (either setting up against Soul Society for forcing him to turn her over for execution, or pitting him against us for corrupting and stealing his long time crush). I'm pretty sure he's to going to be easily diplomanceable this arc/ever...

>>26138481
Nah, I'm the guy advocating nonharem platonic relationships and general cheerful cuddlebuggery.
Anyone who falls for us along the way is not my business.

>>26138501

Considring she used it while under plot rock influence to try and stab herself with Zangetsu, probably. She just held the bandage wrapped around our arm and controlled it.

>>26138504
Just trying to be optimistic, I was also among us who first posited the "OH FUCK" moment of the one off wish.

In short: /tg/ will never take a deal, even if there are actually no strings attached, /tg/ will always take the mystery box, no matter how many times it almost kills us, and lastly, the dice gods will mock us until it becomes funny to help us, and then will quickly return to mocking us.

>>26138613
I'd have taken the deal in the Hougyoku fight, though. It never came up, but we should take it if it means saving a friend's life.

>>26138613
>/tg/ will never, ever, under any circumstance, even to prevent the destruction of all existing and potential realities, take a deal.
I take it that you don't follow Hollow Quest (or quite a few others actually)? /tg/ doesn't take deals all the time, be when the strings (and there usually need to be some strings) are thoroughly explained it does happen from time to time.

I still can't believe we rolled double nat 1s while the plotrock was swapping our rolls.

>>26135904
you still around cosgrove?

>>26138649
Only if we know that in doing so we aren't guaranteeing another friend's death in doing so...

>>26138721
I know. I was beautiful. Just beautiful.

>>26138721
This is bleach quest, nat 1s are inevitable. I'm just pissed because the 20 he switched was the first 20 I'd gotten all fucking week.

>>26138721

That was the best thing ever, wasn't it.

I wonder how Shinji's power, the Reverse World, will work with dice rolls?

>>26138772
Aizens shikai if we ever get hit with it is dice rolls are ignored and he picks what we rolled.

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>>26138282
Thinking quickly, we give Orihime the short version: We're a superhero who fights spooky ghosts using a magic sword. We decide to leave out the bit about the spooky ghost in question being her long-dead brother, because that would just be needlessly traumatic at this point.

In true Orihime fashion she believes us immediately, so we decide to march her and the unconscious Tatsuki back to our place for medical attention, for the second time in one day. We also decide to let them stay at our place, since her house was completely trashed during the fight.

After getting them sorted out at home, we head off to Urahara's real fast, because we have no idea what we're supposed to do when our human friends suddenly develop the ability to see ghosts.

Once we arrive at Urahara's, we're ambushed by a certain talking cat. This freaks us right the fuck out, but we manage to contain our spaghetti and get introductions out of the way before we head into the shop to talk to the crazy hat guy.

We give him the lowdown on what happened, and decide to do a training session with Yoruichi to practice our speed. We manage to impress the damn cat, and make some good progress.

With that out of the way, we head home to check on the girls while Urahara goes to Orihime's apartment to repair the battle damage.

Once home we finally succeed in infiltrating the house undetected, and launch a sneak attack of our own on our father. This time, the tables turn and we get KNOCKED. THE. FUCK. OUT.

Orihime turns the situation to her advantage, and we awaken with our head cradled in her lap. Torn between screaming internally and just enjoying how soft her lap is, we settle for swearing eternal revengeance on goat-chin.

After eating dinner, we head upstairs for a private conversation with Orihime, doubtless she wants to know about all this spooky ghost shit. Well, not exactly. Taking us completely by surprise, she confesses that she has fallen in love with us. Well then...

EPISODE 8 END

>>26138772
Probably force a die roll to properly act, with failure automatically cancelling our actions.

>>26138725
I'm here. I'm just fiddling around with some interlude Ideas.

What's up?

>>26138810
Tousen's shikai is we lie about what we rolled because he's blind and can go fuck himself.

>>26138837
Can you tell us where to get more hollow bait? It's for purely recreational purposes, I promise.

>>26138837
I'd normally ask if you've got a disposable email I can toss terrible ideas at you, but this is like the only quest where I am truly enjoying the ride and know that such ideas would be pointless even if I can't participate all the time.
You forgot your trip.

>>26138833
Ok boys, I need a break. All this typing is hard work.

Fuck Cos, I don't know how you do it.

Anyway, someone pick up here for a few threads. I'll rest for a few hours and take it up again when the next person gets tired.

>>26138853
doesn't he just shoot a bunch of swords at people? His ban kia makes everyone blind and deaf and stuff though. its attack power is shit though, so blut vene and laugh.

>>26138911
my god we really are turning into kenpachi

Combed back through the archives to find this since we're having a "recap"/ general bullshit thread where nothing is happening and we have no direction and I thought this was hilarious:

So me and my fiance swing, love costume play, and have gotten REALLY into Bleach in a big way. Now some greentext to keep it short:
>We get in costume
>Rest of the crew gets here (put on their costumes)
>We all do a line because why not
>Get my fiance into the swing and the other girl into some rope bondage
>I'm going at it hard with Fiance
>Door opens (not sure if next part happened before or after)
>Yell "BANKAI!" At the topp of my lungs as I climax
>We're in the living room, so there's nowhere to hide
>It's my apartments manager and some maintenance guys
>Awkward pause
>"I'm I'm sorry, wrong apartment."
>Fiance asks them to join
>They promptly slam door and leve
>15 minutes later the manager (female) shows back up

>>26138894
AYE AYE CAP'N
PREVIOUS RECAPPER ON THE CASE

>>26138930
This is why we need Kido, otherwise we just turn into a less inhibited version of Kenpachi.

>>26138937
Pics or it didnt happen

>>26138930
Just we keep our killboner in check. We are a genteel Kenpachi, that knows how to read..
We need Ichigo to go a bit more pratchett to balance out the game of thrones.

>>26138911
>>26138930
All the while laughing and making Ray Charles and Mr. Magoo jokes.

>>26138937
I remember that. That was fucking great.

>>26138937
And none of us care. Go lie about your sexual conquests somewhere else.

>>26138930
I want us to get GLORIOUS TWO HANDED METHOD then fight Kenpachi.

We're fighting to a draw and then we're both like "I GUESS I HAVE TO USE MY SECRET TECHNIQUE!"

Then we both put our second hand on the hilt of our Zanpakuto.

>>26138837

Trips man, trips. Also, how did you like my Radio Kai relationship special pt 1?

I can't help but feel we're not quite doing what Cosgrove was hoping for... I think he maybe wanted us to do it sort of like that South Park episode where they're trapped on the buss recalling memories... or a flashback episode, or like we're relaying this to a therapist in character or something.

I don't know; we didn't get much direction, but I can't help but feel we're doing it wrong.

>>26138958
>no Stevie Wonder jokes
He's black and blind, just sing Sir Duke when he activates bankai and then pull a Kenpachi.

>>26138976
>>26138955
Not my post; just thought it was funny so I reposted it.
Stay mad though, s'cool.

>>26138976
He's reposting someone elses story dumbass, it's from about a week ago.

>>26138987
Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

>>26138997
Well we DID beat Hollowmo with bad singing...
I think his Bankai shuts off all senses though save touch. At least that's how I remember him explaining it.

>>26138987
Possibly.

I've been busy painting all day so haven't been able to help.

>>26138987
This is Bleach Quest, if we do something wrong, we keep doing it until it's right.

>>26138984
I liked it, it was a good use of characters and humor.

Also, Interlude one is almost done.

>>26139027
That's why we sing Sir Duke, whenever he hits us we go "WE CAN FEEL IT ALL OOVEER!"

You know what my bar none, favorite moment of this quest was.

After we cut down the Gillian and are getting on Ishida for being a little shit, he's getting ready to fight and we just no sell it and keep yelling at him, ignoring the laughter at our back because we fail to sense shit, and are almost blindsided by Grand Mother Fucking Fisher.

That scene where we go from about to kill each other, to total back to back action was fantastic.

Especially when Uryuu is all like "You can't trust him" and we are all "Bitch, I know that" and we carve the fucker up.

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>>26138978
Kenpachi's face when.

>>26139015
>>26138987
"Oh man this is worse than the time old sharktits overthere cut off my arm..."
>NEAAAAAAA! What the fuck?!
>I'm Sorry
>Ya well sorry doesn't fix my arm. 80's pop culture reference
Ehhhhh-heeeee-heeee. Sweet.

And then Bleach Quest was justly canceled and never spoken of again.

>>26138987
The only requirements were "quality" and accuracy.

If he wanted us to do something else he'd have told us.

>>26139003
So on top of being a retard, you're also determined to project your bullshit on others? I ain't mad, you're just entirely irrelevant.

I'm not mad, dumbass. I just don't give a fuck about your wrong definition of funny.

>>26139009
Don't care, both he and you are off-topic retards. Go play in traffic.

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>>26138987
Eh, I can't really think of a spin to put on it while still making it an easy and coherent read for newbies trying to catch up.

>>26138053
Note: it was at this point that we decided that due to Hinamori's codependency issues, that pursuing a romantic/sexual relationship with her would be unhealthy.

Like almost exactly a week later, we had sex with her and Orihime at the same time.

>>26139027

All senses period. The only way to sense anything is to be in contact with his base sword. Which makes his shitty bankai still better than Aizen's Shikai...you know what complete hypnosis specifically doesn't effect?

Sixth Sense.

>>26139084
Wow, I accidentally created a tripcode when I was just trying to namefag.

Feels bad man.

>>26139094
You try saying no to that

>>26139094

Teenagers. Am I Right.

>>26139079
>I'm not mad dumbass, I just don't give a fuck about your wrong definition of funny
Different anon, but get the fuck over yourself, he reposted something from the archive, so what?

>>26139070
Yeah Ishida had a point.

We couldn't trust Grand Fisher, even/especially if he was actually telling the truth.

Like it doesn't seem as if we could have stopped Ishida from shooting Grand Fisher in his stupid face, and also stopped Fisher from escaping.

Which would be disastrous, assuming he was telling the truth.

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>>26139079
Sounds like someone needs to take a chill pill.

Also there's no way we're NOT double teaming this little shit with Orihime and using RageLove.

>>26139094
When two hot girls lock you in a room and basically say "YOU. SEX. NOW.", you just kinda roll with it.

Blame Yoruichi.

>>26139079
Dude, you need to chill the fuck you. Seriously.

>>26139070
No selling is probably the best part of the quest.

>>26139094
>>26139129
yeeeep.

Also we where trapped in a building with her for a week while she kept making sexual advances on us; so it's not like we just walked up to her out of the blue and fucked her on the spot.

>>26139160
And I meant to say chill the fuck out, but regardless.
>>26139155
I still want to stick him with Ishiin to make him deal with that shit for like 20 years.

>>26139155
personally, I want to ban kai up and then curbstomp his ass.

Rolled 20

You know, I think at this rate we'll end up skipping the Vandenrich emperor and the spirit king and go straight to Ichigo fighting KUBO/Cos for making his life so shit.

>>26139186
>Roll for Recap
>Nat 20!

hue hue hue hue

>>26139176
I think chill the fuck you is an interesting phrase. I might use that in the future.

>>26139186
Can this count towards interludes somehow?

>>26139212
All in favor of working "chill the fuck you" into our next battle with Snowboy?

>>26139212
Harshing the negative waves, etc etc.
I feel so dirty for having a name for a while there, ugh.
>>26139243
Oh god what have I wrought.

>>26139132
>>26139155
>>26139160

I'll put it this way: why the fuck should I treat him as anything other than any other dumbass attention whore?

Because, again, not angry.

>>26139094
We were locked in a room with her for a long time. Orihime was hanging out all that time as well. Literally for that entire time everything they did was an attempt to make Ichigo horny.

>>26139243

I can get behind that, such a remark would be...cold.

>>26138978
and you know we're both getting the same roll on that attack

>>26139243
We should go over what jokes we're gonna make ahead of time. I was thinking of making a shrinkage joke.

>>26139212
Sounds like a sword and sorcery based hentai secret magic technique.

My absolute favorite moment of the entire quest this far was the final fight against the plot rock.
We achieved full neural handshake and pushed its shit in in a way so cataclysmic and unusual for this quest... It was glorious.

Also of note, I KNEW her "death" was coming, but I just couldn't stop the tears. This and Urahara's "Get the fuck out of my store" bits actually made me have feelings for fictional characters and Orihime's really been getting to me too.

This is an outstanding quest...

>>26139259
>>26139271
I really think we shouldn't go overboard on him. At least not to the point of beheading and all that.
We should probably... stay cool.

>>26139254
Because he wasn't attention whoring? He was posting something from the archive. That's like saying the people who make improvaizen posts during the actual quests are attention whores.

>>26139296
>>26139271
Remember people, we can't underestimate him.

We make too many jokes and we'll get sloppy and die.

We've got to... stay frosty.

>>26139296
You really gonna tell me a Seinfeld style shrinkage joke wouldn't be hilarious? Or something about frostbite taking his shins.

>>26139296
Oh we'll keep frosty for sure, and we'll beat him up as bad as we can, but we're not crossing that line. I don't think many of us want to.

Orihime and Momo though might have different ideas.

>>26139254
Or you could have done what the rest of us did and ignored it and moved on, yet here you are on the defensive because you totally don't care. Totally.
Now stop shitting up the thread.

>>26139186
Jesus H Fuck I forgot I had my dice on. Shit does this mean we WILL fight the KUBO?

>>26139325
>We just recall the arnold ice puns
>Use those as autopilot responses while devoting full attention to properly fighting him.
>>26139342
Its like asking if the arrancar's are still masters of their domain.

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>>26139325
>>26139296
>>26139271
>>26139259
>>26139243

Ok, now this is just getting hurtful.

Its not MY fault I'm literally the worst person since Hitler.

>>26138053
Note: We still have no in-character idea how or why we're able to use Schatten/Quincy Shadow, or what it actually does.

Also: Urahara never told us how we were able to save Hinamori from Soul Suicide.

Guess he thought we should figure it out for ourselves?

>>26139287
Seconded thirded fucking FOURTHED. Cosgrove, via his trolls and tricks, can make stones or in this case, stoned 4channers, cry tears of emotion.

>>26139369
The Spirit King is the Kubo, and the Spirit King is EVERYONE

>>26139391
No need to get short about it.

>>26139346
>Orihime and Momo though might have different ideas.

Momo is probably going to beg us to forgive him and not hurt him too much and we'll both do what she asks because honestly do you think either Ichigo or Orihime could say no to Momo?

I still can't believe Momo of all people is a main love interest in this, I never saw it coming.

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When we get to the Soul Society and set up our home base, I can't help but feel a certain someone will more or less act as the Ocelot to our Snake throughout the arc.

>>26138956
there are so many things we can reference...

>>26139391
but my friend Ywahch says Hitler was a wonderful man, and my best buddy Tsukishima says so, too...

At this rate, we'll push it beyond bump limit pretty soon.
>all dat player participation
Mentlegen, Ladies, Brothers and Brogirls, it's an honour to play with you.

>>26139206
Bitch you just got recapped SO. HARD. it ain't funny no more. You just had a 360° all-surround cosmic backflash overdrive recap that hit all the right spots and was a billion times more real than the real thing.

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>>26139420

>>26139416
Note: There appear to only be three lewd pictures of Hinamori and Ichigo and they're all mediocre.

Addendum: Do not look for lewd pictures of Hinamori.

Lot of sick people out there.

>>26139438
I still hold out hope we can make him not be a giant dildo to us.

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>>26139416
>implying Orihime isn't main love interest
>implying this isnt actually her harem

Hey guys what's going on looks like-

/INTERLUDE ONE START/

-A smile.

-No, perhaps the memory of a smile.

-Or just the impression that there /was/ a memory of a smile.

-That is what drove him, once. He had lost everything, stranded in that place known as ‘Soul Society.’

-Who he had once been, despite his best attempts to stop it, had slipped through his fingers.

-But not /her./

-He held onto his memory of her desperately. He kept the image of her, as the last one who could remember her.

-When he learned the truth of /why/ everything had happened, of that /THING/ he had to act.

-All he clung to was the memory and the fact he was alone. Those were all that mattered. So long as he could have his vengeance, he’d make a Faustian pact in less than a heartbeat.

-So, when he found it, shattered and broken, asking for souls, he fed it. Pieces and bits, strengthening it. Slowly it began to resemble its original form. Yes, with this he could certainly do it. He just needed more power…

-He felt a pulling sensation as he looks down at his sword. Yes, his greatest ability, A blade that when held can create the illusion of anything he wants, yet because he holds it, its powers can have no sway on him. The ultimate irony, for a man who wants to conjure up an image of a long lost memory.

-Shaking out of his reverie, he puts back on his glasses and adjusts his robes. He has a meeting to attend to, and it would not do to be late.

-It happened long ago.

-The tale of a man who tried to love a woman only to lose both her and himself.

-He can no longer remember her voice.

-He cannot recall her face.

-But, even so, the man could not bear that meaningless, /monstrous/, reason behind her death.

-And began his walk forward, towards damnation

Asano Keigo awakens with a gasp of terror, even though the memories of his nightmare have already fled.

/INTERLUDE END/

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>>26139391
In the middle of a sword clash where he's already mad as shit we need to tell him how we saved Momo with two different penetrations.

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>>26139391
Hitsugaya isn't actually that bad, he just needs us to sort out his idiocy like Byakuya needed in canon.

When a man strays from the right path, a kind man needs the courage to raise his fist and correct him.

We should totally get some baller Jamil shades.

>>26139271
You know, in addition to making jokes we could passingly mention that by knocking him out we happened to give him the perfect opportunity to be "captured" by Momo and do some deep reconnaissance. You know, actually find out her side of things before dragging her off to the gallows? It's not like she could overpower him if he got serious or anything. But instead he had to do everything by the book...

>>26139466
Cos noooo...
No....

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>>26139452
I have seen these pictures.
I wish I hadn't.

>>26139466
....

>>26139484
>We should totally get some baller Jamil shades.
With THAT hat?
Decide.
Hat or shades.

>>26139466
... awwwww shit.

Cos is going with -THAT- fan theory.

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>>26139466
Oh my shit
Oh my fucking shit

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>>26139466
... ... ...
fuck me...

Sorry this one took so long had to get in the groove
HELLO EVERYBODY AND WELCOME TO KAI RECAP RADIOOOOOOOOOOO!

Today we will be recapping episode 9
When we last left off Orihime-chan was confessing to Ichigo while in Ichigo's room!

Ichigo then proceeds to let Orihime down by saying that he has too much shit on his plate curently and that a relationship currently would only put her into danger, Orihime says that she doesnt give a fuck and she is going to get into a relationship even if she has to go through hell and back and leaves on the note of saying that she will get stronk for us

OMZ then gets pissed by asking us if this is a mother fucking game and to stop toying with his emotions by denying his waifu and kicks us out of our soul just as fast as he got us in and locks the door.
We decide were having none of that and kick down the metaphorical door to find that theres a leak and theres a huge as fuck downpour going on. we then ask OMZ why his jimmies are so rustled and he responds by saying that hes super butthurt we killed that one hollow with blut and not our sword.

Our hollow proceeds to show up and nabs our shikai. Ichigo basicaly says: "dude what the fuck man im not allowed to use blut because i have a sword? Either im dumb or youre trippin."

OMZ says if thats true go fight yourself without blut scrub, we then say alright i guess im a shithead so teach me not to be one and that gets Hichigo and OMZ calmed the fuck down.
we then ask Hichigo who the fuck he is and OMZ chimes in saying now is not the best time when your family is downstairs and we back the fuck off.

We then ask them advice on girls and Hichigo snickers at us and OMZ says "idunno lol" and we find ourselves awake and alone in our room. we then check the callender since its morning now and see that in 2 weeks our mothers aniversary and hug our sisters for no good reason.

(1/2)

>>26139466
Fuck man its /NOT/ a joke

>>26139466
what. d-d-did my nat 20 do this!? oh gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood WHAT HAVE I WROUGTH!?

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>>26139466
Goddammit Keigo.

Are you having some weird Emiya/EMIYA dream feedback loop with Aizen now?

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>>26139466
>That ending
...wait, what?

>>26139528
We find Orihime and Tatsuki at our door and Orihime asks us to race her in exchange for being allowed to say our first name we get fucking owned by the cat mid run and end up losing but we take it like a sport.
When we arive we find Chad with THAT FUKKEN BIRD and both chad and the bird smell like hollow

EPISODE 9 END
(2/2)

>>26139466
I kind of wish this hadden't been soiled, but at the same time I'm kind of glad it did...

anyone have THAT picture?

>>26139515
The hat is for when we're being a little whimsical.

The shades are for when we're being stone cold serious.


So anyway I'm now fairly convinced that Keigo is Aizen's son after that interlude.