BLEACH QUEST XXVII>To the heart of the matterPrevious threads archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Bleach%20QuestBleach Quest Twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOpSkills and perks pastebin: http://pastebin.com/etq4kyMkFirst, let me explain how dice rolls work here on Bleach Quest. I take the best of three, barring any Critical Successes or Critical Failures. If I have not yet asked for dice, and you roll anyway, your roll will count towards the next time I ask for rolls be it for good or ill. After I get three results for a roll, all others are discarded. Normally I take best of 3. If you delete rolls, I will discard that and take the second highest roll.Last time!You let out a breath, blocking out all desires. It swings its tails at you, one after another, but you dodge before grabbing one of them and using it to spin the monster around and slam it into the ground.It gets up, mutating two more tails.“I think I’ll kill that girl Orihime first, and make you watch? I’ll be sure to make it nice and slow. She‘ll scream to the end”The gem on its head begins to glow red.>You have control>10vs20x2Your face twists into a scowl as you try to maintain your zen, but its words cut into your chest. Your face twists in rage as you move to attack, but each one of its tails wraps over a limb, disabling it. The Hogyoku leers down at you, its face with a nightmarish grin.“Oh, didn’t like that, did you?”It wraps its hands around your neck, beginning to choke you.“You could have been part of me, part of a /god./ But now? I’LL KILL YOUT FRIENDS WEARING YOUR SKIN!”Its hands constrict your throat, choking you as the light on its gem glows violet. In the distance, you hear Chizuru crying out.Everything’s starting to fade…>You have control
>>26101695CALL UPON OUR HOLLOW AND OMZ!!!
>>26101695STOP ROLLINGDo not roll goddamn
Rolled 13Shit what just happened?Promise Chirusu we WILL find a way to make this right.
>>26101695Meditate upon the Manji, clear our head and continue. We must want for nothing, but be ever changing.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika#Buddhism
NOBODY ROLL!!! WE'RE GOING FOR ZEN FIGHTING!!!
>>26101695
>>26101695Jinzen time motherfucker. Lets call out our buddies to help stomp this uppity gem
>>26101695Wait, where'd that second 20 come from. I thought it rolled a 19, 4, and 20 or something.Did that cheeky fuck steal my 20?Blut Puanch btw.
>>26101695Punch it in the gem, and bring up our foot to kick it in the face.
>>26101735>>26101736I should cap this.
>>26101695"Never"push it down to the gates of hell, or topple with it if we can't break grapple
>>26101695Hollow up. Go beserk if we have to. This is like jinzen, and it's not even our mind, it's the hogyoku's. The fucker can take it.
>>26101736Well, I guess you're rolling all our rolls this time out. Try not to fuck it up too badly ok?
>>26101695You can't count very well can you. Two other spirits entered with me, they cut a path. Do you really think their just going to let me die.Zangzetsu. Cut him.
>>26101736>>26101755Sorry forgot to take the dice off, besides that wasn't even for combat.
>To the anon who made their own versionIt's longer, and combines the two versions a bit, but the point was the first one was more Canon! Ichigo, and the second was ours, who doesn't view peace as an illusion, nor does he view happiness as fleeting- it's a goal, not a distraction.Still well done, though. I like it as a bridge between the two, and that last line is awesome.Tirelessly, I move forward.Unending, the road goes on.For the sake of peace,For the sake of happiness,Along with those beside me, I move ever forthNever once retreatingNot ever looking backMy aim is the ever-growing dawnand the haven beyond the horizonFor a day without rain,Even Heaven itselfI shall tear asunder.And so I call upon:The Heavenly Chains and the Blade of the Moon:Bankai, Tansa Zangetsu.
Guys, the Zangetsu Bros. are in there somewhere, we need to get them to help.
>>26101695It wants rolls?This is my roll.I just rolled. I its likes 1dVOID
>>26101741>ChizuruWat.
Guys, guys, gusy! TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING DICE!
>>26101753Red glow doubles crits or autocrits.
Threadly reminder that the Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb and it will be updated on Sunday.Also, NO ONE FUCKING ROLL
>>26101777That doesn't matter.
>>26101695>“You could have been part of me, part of a /god./ But now? I’LL KILL YOUT FRIENDS WEARING YOUR SKIN!”PUNCH ITPUNCH GOD IN THE FUCKING FACEDIDN'T YOU FUCKERS READ 'NATION'?DOESNOTHAPPENKEEP FUCKING FIGHTINGNEVER GIVE UPNEVER SURRENDERWE WORN BORN TO WINNUMBER ONEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8PWnpSBqU
>>26101695Oh fuck, I just realized. We have to become it's host. At the moment it is too powerful for us to destroy, and with every tail it gets stronger. Don't you see? The hogyoku is the JUUBI!
>>26101777It still counts.>If I have not yet asked for dice, and you roll anyway, your roll will count towards the next time I ask for rolls be it for good or illNot to mention, this thing is able to steal rolls.
>>2610175319, 15, and a 20.Seriously, did it steal my 20? It wouldnt have even counted, it was the 11th roll.
NO ONE ROLL!!! WE ARE ZEN!!! Also call on Hichigo.
>>26101777THATS THE PROBLEM YOU TARDGAH
>>26101695Anyone who can hear me...Help Chizuru
>>26101735>>26101735STOP ROLING GUYSPLEASEPLEASE
>>26101807No, blue is stealing our roll, red doubles his.
>>26101803It's only growing tails because we keep rolling
Stahp rolling guys pls
>>26101807No, red glow doubles rolls.
>>26101695>10vs20x2Oh fuck.It either doubled its own crit, or it stole that 20 we rolled that was outside our dice pool.
>>26101753>RED.I assume it doubles the power of rolls.
>>26101830It doubled its crit.
>>26101816Hichigo told us not to look back. Calling him in (and seeing him) might count as looking back. Just pointing it out.
>>26101807It's the Plot Rock.All the rules change, man!
>>26101695no. you will sleepgrip and rip the gem
>>26101695Try and retain focus.It's not real.It can't hurt us.It is nothing.We are nothing.
...captcha: can sworderi
>>26101843Yeah, well that seems like one of those "don't push the red button" things. Now seems like the only time our hollow flipping its shit would be good.
>>26101861We are EVERYTHING.IT is NOTHING unless we ALLOW it to be something!
>>26101830Blue steals our rollred doubles crits/steals critsthe fuck does Purple do?...Fuck it's probably an intellegent roll stealer, only taking the best of the rolls. Which means that we either have start roliing twenties, or start rolling 1's while attempting retarded things, so as to fail positively.
>>26101843Zangetsu is part of us. We are hollow, we are shinigami, we are quincy, we are human. Calling on our powers is not looking back, thinking that we are alone in our fight, after everything we have been through, THAT, is looking backward. Old man and Zangetsu are here, they are part of our soul, use them to cut this fucker into pieces.
>>26101887This.
>>26101878You want to fight our hollow for dominance right now? Ooooookaaaay...
>So, calling upon the Zangetsu Bros?
>>26101695blast him to hell with every scrap of energy we havecalmly
>>26101925Yes.
>>26101695"look to yourself, are you truly a god if you cannot live without bending to the whims of others? no you are not a God, just a a GIANT FUCKING BITCH"
>>26101925bro it up to save the damsel
>>26101925Wait what?No they're busy fighting all the other shit.We need to maintain tranquility and phase through its tails.
>>26101925>I now want to see Hichigo and OMZ in Mario and Luigi outfits. Maybe a Hollow Goomba as well.
>>26101900good point
>>26101925No. Smash the gem in its head.
>>26101925Yes sirHe grows tails, we grow new power sets
Rolled 10>>26101695This 'll be a tale for the archive- RIP 'EM OFF!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNtcP6EXm3sThis is appropriate for the situation.
>>26101923Yes, because he'll totally ignore the guy forcibly stealing his powers and killing his host.
>>26101958STOP. ROLLING.
>>26101925No, Cosgrove, we are Zangetsu...So I guess in the context of your question...maybe?
>>26101947This. We don't need the other two further empowering this fucker.
>>26101958STOP FUCKING ROLLING!!! IT FEEDS ON OUR WEAKNESS!!!
>>26101798>WE WERE BORN TO WIN>NUMBER ONEYES>We belong to the world >We belong to the wind>We are the spirit of the competition's end>Turning hours into days >Burning muscles feel the pain>The heart and soul of discipline my friends>We are sending you a challenge >It's very clear>We came to win that is why we are here>Demanding to be tested>Tested by the best>Not to be forgotten like all the rest>The time has come >All the training done>The muscle and the blood >Will come to pay>Let the games begin >Hear the starting gun>Play from the heart today >We will overcome>When the game is over >All the counting's done>We were born to win >Number oneFUCK YEAH MANOWAR
>>26101925See >>26101947 Unless we almost die, we do not pull the Zangetsus away from what they're doing.
>>26101969>This canon's ichigo has spirit bomb.
>>26101925Hell yes
>>26101947This. It feeds off strife. Have we tried maybe being nice or something yet?
>>26101925Nope.
>>26101925Well, we've already fucked up the "no rolls zen him out of existence" idea, so I guess we need to pray they've finished their fights in time to help us.
>>26102000But we havent even been to Namek yet!
>>26101999You don't count this shit as almost dying?
>>26101925And then we ALL died.Super hard.
Try befriending it? Fuck it works on everything else. Maybe it's just like Aizen, lashing out at the world because it's lonely
>>26101695Turn away from him/it, and say "you do not matter. You are but a dream given form. You need desire to exist, so I give you no desire."
>>26102023>We missed the chance to say I NEED AN ADULT upon first meeting the girls in mexico.
>>26102039Maybe we could ask it what IT wishes for.
>>26102039It's a little too late for that.
>>26102039>>26102058It just said it would kill all of our friends while wearing our skin. It is dead to us now.
>>26102048I am an Adult.
>>26102058It wishes for a powerful host. It said that earlier.
>>26102026I mean beaten to death by thugs almost dying, we're not there quite yet....Now that I think about it "Almost beaten to death by thugs" is an odd standard to set for how close we are to dying.
>>26102065Yeah, seriously guys, stop trying to diplomancer a serial killer.
>>26102043would this actually work?
counting and writing
>>26102039too late because we punched it because it doesn't understand morality
> catch Bleach Quest> this is going on…welp.
...everything we have done...everyone we have met...all these things are connected..there is no need...there is no desire....there is no want....
>>26101951I'll have that done by the end of the threat.
>>26102089I dunno. Its got all our limbs immobilized and its much larger than we are, with big bitey teeth capable of ripping our head off.We may not be as WOUNDED as we were then, but I think we're just as close to death.
>>26102089The entire concept of death in this show is pretty skewed.
>>26102092The problem is that people keep on feeding the damn thing more rolls and more desires.
>>26102058I do believe what it wants is acceptance and a way to block out all the voices in its' head.
>>26102043like all problems it will just go away if we ignore it
>>26102112>slantedSo is that an accident and this is for Buddhist zen, or is that a Quincy style Nazi swastika?
Rolled 9Why not do away with the concept of bodies and just try to absorb it?
>>26102105Clearly, you don't understand how shonen manga work.We punched it. That means we're friends now.
>>26102105Why would we expect a rock to understand morality?
>>26102155STOP ROLLING YOU ASS!!!
>>26102153yes>captcha >the mmInternApparently captacha is translating Bill Clinton's notes.
>>26102153just the way he was drawn holding it I suppose. It is also a matter of direction
>>26101925Come on Icchi! You can't die yet!You haven't even given Kenny any fun yet! If you die now, I'll be so mad!
>>26102163There is no morality truer than rock.
>>26102153Yes. Most Quincy have a Nazi Germany motif. The symbol is not Buddhist, it's Hindi. It means "full", which is why it's on his bankai - his "full release".
>>26102153Infront Buddhist. Behind him like it is the symbol is reversed and it follows the 'left-hand path'
>>26102153Why choose.
>>26102155Because it's too unstable to encorporate into our psyche. Do you want to deal with constant will checks to avoid enacting the subconscious desires of everyone in our vicinity?
Idea-Cosgrove,Can we have a vote to decide if rolls are allowed or not?That way a couple people wouldnt ruin the thread.
>>26102172>We've had people doing joke rolls for forever>If cosgrove bothers to count this it is arbitrary despair I will be dissapoint. I hope not to be... but nonetheless
>>26102182Infidel. Paper is the once and future truth.
I'm fine with you choosing me as your new host. Hell, I'm fine with ANYTHING so long as you leave her alive.I know you can look into my mind. Do so now. Attempt to verify what I'm saying. Because what I have obtained over the past month is a very particular set of skills. Skills that make me a nightmare for something like you. If you let Chizuru go, that will be the end of it. I will not pursue you and I will not seek retribution. But if you choose to continue your current course of action, killing her and threatening all my other friends... then I will hunt you. I will find you. And I will FUCKING end you.
>>26102073I'd let 'Bel be my adult.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QdQS1QhQA0Theme for now, I think.
>>26102181New Headcanon: Yachiru and Zaraki are the ones running the Bleach version of the Taiga Dojo. Zaraki is the assistant.
Rolled 4>>26102223Nah.This is our theme.http://youtu.be/HgzGwKwLmgM
>>26102219Rock is constantly evolving, it can become metal, it can become punk, it can even become pop. Rock is the way of the future.
Rolled 19, 18, 6 + 19 = 62and checking something...
>>26102252>3d20+19WHAT THE FUCK
>>26102252Not good.
Rolled 32, 41 = 73>>26102252and now something else...
>>26102252motherfucker, what IS THAT EVENI-WHAT IS THA-I DON'T EVEN
>>26102252Hurm.This doesn't bode well.Urahara will save us right?
>>26102247>>26102247>>26102247STOP FUCKING ROLLING!!!!
>>26102252Fucking rock.
>>26102252>>26102272This is what we get for going into battle without FRIENDMAKER.
Rolled 4>>26102252>>26102272This looks "promising"
Rolled 46, 23 = 69>>26102252and now something else...
>>26102272>>26102252Cosgrove, you're going to make me start drinking at this rate.
>>26102272>OMZ and HichigoFUCK!!
>>26102264red/purple adds rolls
>>26102289Stop rolling you idiot.
>>26102272>>26102290What is going on here?
>>26102294Ha ha, I had already started.
Rolled 9>>26102309...I'm not rolling.
>>26102247I never realized just how lewd that song was.
>>26102272Chizuru rolls first...
>>26102290Cos seriously one fucker is rolling and ruining this shit.
>>26102316Oh.Whoops.
>>26102216Uncalled for rolls have counted, though.
>>26102316You have dice in your email field you incompetent boob. We can tell that you're lying.
>>26102316Get out.
>>26102316Why are you doing that?
>>26102294She's dead Jim.Just ease into it.Stop fighting.It's over.
>>26102329I hate you.
>Bleach Quest users' face when:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUkiclqDlDQYou're gonna get your fucking head kicked in!You're gonna get your fucking head kicked in!YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD KICKED IN!
>>26102343She's not dying.The only options are we save her, or we take the deal.
>>26102316>>26102329Go die
>>26102316O for fucks sake, at least break 15s if you're going to keep fucking around! Your luck is disappointing! You are disappointing! Do better!
>>26102362Then Momo will die.Blood will be spilled. Accept it.
>>26102368Ha! Like a die! I get it!
Rolled 13>>26102370I think we should just roll with it.
>>26102290Now I'm suspecting that Cosgrove is just rolling random sets of dice for the hell of it.
Rolled 16>>26102272FUCKING MOMO AND HIME NOOOOOOOO
>>26102387Never say die.
>>26102390Why? Why do you have to torment us?
"Ichigo, when I said "don't be Shirou" I didn't mean to fight the big bad with nothing more than your determination, then *lose*.""You need to be more selective when taking my advice."
>>26102380And we will fight it with everything we have.These hands they seem so strong..
Rolled 4don't roll unless you have sacrificed your virgins today
>>26102399STOP FUCKING ROLLING!!!!
Well, we're dead. Quest over.
>>26102408I fucking hate you.
>>26102380Pretty sure we're already body jacked dawg. Meaning everyone at Urahara's is hoping hat and clogs can keep us restrained We're about to break the binding...
>>26102390And I think you should break your hands with a hammer and try to fuck a woodchipper!
>>26102408Thanks a fucking lot, asshole.
>>26102402Too be fair, the plot rock probably isn't the Big Bad
>>26102413We could always take....THE DEAL!!!
Rolled 9Alah Akbar
>>26102420If cos counts these rolls, I will be disappointed. Its obviously a couple shitlers trying to ruin everyone's day.
>>26102413It seems like that's the goal.I mean since the options are die, or be rendered unplayable because Ichigo wasn't mentally equipped to handle -Ulquiorra- dying, and ours isn't much better.
>>26102434We could, but this is /tg/...
>>26102440Thanks, OBAMA.
>>26102413Not yet, it just means that the happy part is over now.
>>26102402"Oh don't be so hard on him Taiga-chan. Things like this happen from time to time."
>zen>13vs19>41v46You struggle, trying to find your zen again, but its to no avail. You struggle as it leers down at you, its Maw widening. You think you distantly hear the sounds of chains breakingThings are fading in and out…“GET THE HELL OFF OF HIM, YOU /BITCH/!”Before its violently knocked off and sent flying. As you catch your breath, you look up at the figure above you. Yellow eyes and black markings lined with a bluish light. Chizuru smiles down at you.“…Sorry it took me so long, Ichigo.”She offers you her hand.>You have control
>>26102440CAN OBAMA DO ANYTHING RIGHT!?
>>26102440That's both idiotic, stupid, racist, and terrible.Die in a fire.
Rolled 7THESE DICE WILL BE THE DICE THAT PIERCE THE HEAVENS
>>26102454Curbstomp the fucker. Call for the Zangetsus again.
>>26102454Based Cos.
>>26102454"Time to kick ass?""Time to kick ass."
>>26102454
Oh hey cool, I missed a thread, lemme just check the arch - WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DOOOOOOO?
>>26102454>Desus Ex Machina Shonen saveFuck ya>Take her hand and get up>Assume fighting stanceTeam up time
>>26102446We'll we are in the best place to deal with our first real loss. So we might be able to bounce back.
>>26102466Okay, Cosgrove you know these guys are just trolls. Please don't count them.
>>26102454"... so this time you get to save me?"
Rolled 11>>26102466These dice of mine glow with an awesome POOOWWWWWWWWERRRR!
>>26102454"That was a woman?"
>>26102454Take it."That's fine, as long as this isn't some fancy sacrificial last stand. I think you know by now that I will never accept that."
Rolled 7>>26102454So this thing works off of desire right? And your a lesbian right? Kiss me.
>>26102454TAKE IT!
>>26102454Take hand, stand up. Beat Hogyouku into submission with pure Zen.
>>26102454>41v46No blue light. Not sure why Chizuru is rolling second this time? Is it because she's attacking an occupied opponent? Explain?
>>26102498>>26102493We roll when asked you idiots.
>>26102454"Chizuru, if there is ever a time you need me to wingman for you, say the word. now let's stomp face"take the hand
>>26102454take it "this idiot thinks that by stealing my body he can kill our friends. I'm honestly kinda disappointed that he has so little faith in their ability
>>26102521It's just one idiot.
9 out of 10 anons agree to KICK HIS FUCKING TEETH IN!!!
>>26102521it's trollsignore and they move on
>>261024931st roll...
>>26102454"Aliens, huh? I like your taste, Chizuru."Get up while taking her hand.And whatyaknow, Cos DID take the uncalled for rolls.
>>26102278>Relying on that QUITTER for anything.
It's my birthday, I just finished drinking a bottle of scotch roughly twice my age, and Bleach Quest is on. Let the trolling continue good Cosgrove.
>>26102454Lets break this thing down, with two of us we might just be able do drain its power
Anon delivers.
Don't worry. The Groove man said that he doesn't count rolls that are meant to stir up arguments.
Rolled 11>>26102493THEIR LOUD ROAR TELLS ME TO GRASP VICTORY!
>>26102454"Hey, Hougyoku. Bet you didn't think she was strong enough to do that.You know what your main problem is? For a being who's all about altering boundaries and reality itself, you have no patience.Because Chizuru isn't as strong as you want right now, you wanted to ditch her for a stronger host. And even if I was okay with that, which I most decidedly am not, I'd know you'd do the same to me if you met someone even stronger.Shape up, or someone really will figure out a way to destroy you, or just throw you into the gap between dimensions or something."
>>26102454Lets team up
>>261025623rd roll, only subsequent cries count.
>>26102454Grasp her hand HARD."Our beautiful souls,Shall crush your dark heart!!"Everything else will come afterwards and will be suggested by people greater than I.
>>26102252
>>26102555noice
Rolled 1>>26102493>>26102562Take this!My love, my anger, and all of my SORROW!
>>26102454Smile at Honsho, take her hand, stand up.To hougyoku: "You are a goddamned shitstain on this world. An unnecessary relic of the past. You tried to take away that which I cherish the most, but you failed. Just like you'll fail in EVERYTHING else you'll attempt to do. There will ALWAYS be someone like me there to stop you. Now take this! My love! My anger! And all of my sorrow!"
Rolled 6>>26102590GETSUGA! TENNNNNNNSHO!
>>26102562>>26102493How do you fuck up that badly?YOU MIXED OF THE PHRASES.while samefagging i might add
>>26102454"Thanks. Now lets do this."
>>26102454Get up. Deny the rock's power.
Rolled 18>>26102564Don't bring up Phantom Ganon, Ichigo! You'll make it so that the Bleaches was hijacked by Ganondorf the whole time!
>>26102590Cosgrove? Do troll rolls count?
>>26102592Stop. Please. This is not the time for flashy one liners. We will just beat his face in without saying a word. Its much scarierl
>>26102606It all counts when troll is someone you don't like.
>>26102600are... are you me?
>>26102592THIS SWORD OF MINE GROWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER! IT'S BURNING EDGE TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU!GETSUGAAAAAAAAA TENSHOOOOOOOO
>>26102454Chizuru is the best bro ever.
>>26102617Well damn.
>>26102606At his discretion. I'm guessing he will though.
>>26102590Well... that's a lot of sorrow.
>>26102600
>>26102590Fucking balls. We might have to waste crit master on this bullshit.
>>26102562>>26102493>>26102590Now, pay attention>>26102624See, this motherfucker knows how to say the quote.And he even used a sword attack.
>>26102454"That's my girl. Want to show this punk how we do things in the Spooky Ghost Club?"
>>26102466>>26102493>>26102562>>26102590>>26102597These guys are, I'm pretty sure trolling.They're discounted.
>>26102580Sounds nice, let's go with that. It's slightly less tacky than the Shining finger line.
>>26102644>>26102641He won't when it breaks characterization. Stupid monologues and rolling to seduce count I think.
>>26102625And we're about to die right in front of her. I wonder if we'll get an epilogue?
>>26102659BASED COSGROVE!!!
>>26102454Smile back, grab hand, stand up"No worries, just glad you're alright." gesture to creepy thing "shall we?"
>>26102590Good thing we have a fresh Crit Master II.Did we use it in the last thread?
>>26102659No way of proving it. Since its subjective it's Cosgrove's call, but I don't think he can ignore that 1...
>>26102659HAIL COSGROVE! KUBO OF KUBOS!
>>26102683Nope.And Cos seems to be discounting the guys screaming out of place G Gundam quotes anyway.
>>26102690That is Cosgrove.
>>26102625you say best bros and post the most unbro team?
>>26102466>>26102493>>26102562>>26102590>>26102597Man, you'd need to be a fucking retard to pull shining finger lines when this setup is obviously for RABU RABU TENKYOUKEN
>So, take her hand, a little small talk, then kicking ass?
>>26102690Ok, I'm an idiot that didn't see the trip. My apologies OP.
>>26102495Want to make sure she understands that.I mean honestly I wouldn't be surprise if her wanting to die or be left behind in Hueco Mundo etc is part of what made the Hougyoku get tired of her so fast.
Let us Zen.
>>26102659Alright. cool.
>>26102727Yes.
>>26102727Yup.
>>26102727Yes.After making sure she fucking understands that she is done trying to take one for the team.
>>26102727Sounds ok.Although we should probably cut and run while we can though since she's no longer in soul suicide.
>>26102727Sounds like us
>>26102727Kick its ass while keeping our cool and emptying our minds of desire.
>>26102727Yes, hopefully we can end that fucker permanently. Think of Aizen's face when he finds that little nugget of news out.
>>26102752I don't think we're allowed to turn back.
>>26102792
>>26102770>>26102727Mind of steel.
>>26102796Never once retreating.Not once turning back.
>>26102792We almost certainly can't. Wouldn't be surprised if it has to want to be destroyed in order to be destroyed.Best bet is forcing it to go back to sleep, and then keeping it that way.
>>26102752We were explicitly told not to do this by Zangetsu.
>26102752No, the Zangetsu made it clear. We pick a path, we stick with it. No turning back, no second guessing. We're on this road, we see it to the end.
>>26102792I just realized something. If we ruin Aizen's plan at this stage there's no reason for him not to cut all ties and stay in SS. We won't have his convenient reveal to save our asses in the Sei Rei Tei. We NEED to keep him from finding out at all costs.
>>26102796Then we advance. We are The center,
>>26102813Mind of steel would be to kill Chiruzu and ditch the swordception before the plotrock can latch onto us.
>>26102845>implying we won't be taking over SS anyway
>>26102838>kill first human>never stop
>Take her handOh yes, this is happeninghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ4926bVB1Uyour face when a major event/ arc was done in an afternoon like it was part of another chore
>>26102854I really hope she's finally gotten that we will never let her be left behind, and that the only thing she can do is help us fight for her.Girl has problems.
>>26102715Sorry. How about this?
Why not do a joint custody type of deal with the rock?
>>26102819actually what could happen is we actually knock it into submission and end up going full butterfly aizen in this shit.except without the whole being batfuck insane thing.
>>26102856Are we not going to become the new King of Ghost Mexico? I thought that was the goal?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtxbk9NS_BkThis is Old Man Zangetsu's voice to me.Fuck.Yes.Let's end this thing.
>>26102879And I'm hoping this isn't an illusion or other ploy by the plot rock. God this quest makes me paranoid...
>>26102882Perfect.
>>26102888No, we go king Solomon with this, except we don't pussy out and we actually cut the fucker in half.
>>26102888Honestly I think it's too evil to understand how crazy its acting.Like the smart thing to do would be to very gradually build Chizuru up until she's strong enough to be the host it wants. Essentially act as her Zanpaktou maybe.But instead it's doing this shit.
>>26102879Exactly we are not doing that retarded 'Mind of Steel' shit we might roll on after something bad inevitable happens but going to fuck everything with being a HERO.
>>26102902>And hichigo sounds like Alucard from Hellsing abridged...>This makes JESUS WANTS A HUUUUG all more funny given our current modus operandi
>>26102895We just want to be left alone to live out our lives with our human friends and our supernatural sorta-harem-thing.But if SS decide to be such shitlords that we need the combined might of Hueco Mundo to fend them off, then maybe.
>>26102925Did you mean "too crazy to understand how evil it's acting"? Cuz Otherwise I'm not sure I get it.
>>26102856>>26102895Fuck. Our group is collectively becoming Aizen, isn't it?We're absurdly powerful and always have a greater form to ascend to.Orihime can rewrite history.Keigo can create illusions.Chizuru controls the Hogyoku (once the consciousness is killed)We're planning on conquering Los Noches.We've made an enemy of Soul Society.The Soul King is canonically hinted at being something horrible, which may provoke us to challenge it.
>>26102895Fuck no. Hueco Mundo sucks and we already got pretty much all the inhabitants who don't suck except for Nelliel's subordinates, Ashido, and maybe our mother.
>>26102902>There are no second chances>Every moment is a test that you get to take just ONCE>Make damn sure you take EVERY shot at victory because you might not get another>The only thing you can count at any given monent is YOURSELF>Let's see what you've got.Goddamn, I want to punch a fucking bear in the face after watching that.
>>26102939Crimson Fucker makes a decent title considering our hair.
"Aliens, huh? I like your taste, Chizuru."You smile up at her, taking her hand. She pulls you up easily, as you dust yourself off. “Hey, Chizuru…”She shakes her head. “Don’t worry Ichigo, I’m not going anywhere. I.. I think I finally decided what I want out of life…”She gives you a roguish grin. “Kick its ass?”She gives you a nod, lifting up her fist. “Kick its ass.”You bump knuckles before entering a fighting pose. The Hogyoku roars in rage as you smirk at it."Hey, Hougyoku. Bet you didn't think she was strong enough to do that.“You know what your main problem is? For a being who's all about altering boundaries and reality itself, you have no patience.“Because Chizuru isn't as strong as you want right now, you wanted to ditch her for a stronger host. And even if I was okay with that, which I most decidedly am not, I'd know you'd do the same to me if you met someone even stronger. But now?”Your fist raises up as you enter a fighting pose. “"Our beautiful souls… Shall crush your dark heart!!"Chizuru chortles as she mirrors your pose. “Wow, you really are a dork, huh Ichigo? But that’s okay, its one of the things I like about you.“I’ll take it down, just keep it busy.”>ROLL ME 1d20 combat!
>>26102925It's sociopathic, not necessarily "evil". You know what, I'm going to suppress the rant.>build Chizuru up planIsn't that what we're already doing?
>>26102879She's just desperately lonely, that's why she's so loud and disrespectful of boundaries.More like she's gay, and gay people HAVE to be borderline rapists in Animanga, but I like my explanation more.
>>26102960who we can pick up on the way to getting mom back
Rolled 19>>26102980ROLLS FOR THE ROLLS GOD! DICE FOR THE DICE THRONE!
Rolled 11>>26102980IT BEGINS AGAIN`
Rolled 4>>26102980
>>26102980Let's hit it.
Rolled 15>>26102980Let's do this.
>>26103003No more rolls.
Rolled 8>>26102980OI OI OI, TIME TO STOMP IT'S FUCKING HEAD IN
>>26102959>implying aizen wouldn't ultimately defect to try working with us to put down the soul king>implying we wouldn't beat the everliving crap out of him while at it.
>>26102966Last time on our VERY enthusiastic walk in mexico...Orihime needs to make a BITCHES LOVE CANNONS reference at some point.
>>26103003NO ONE ELSE ROLL!!!!!!
Rolled 16>>26103008Gah.Gonna roll with it, though.
Rolled 9>>26102980BRING THE MOTHERFUCKING ACTION
Rolled 6>>26102980Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuück!
Rolled 8>>26102980
>>26103003This sufficesNo more rolls for security
>>26102921> Aizen, you have to hear this.> Yes, Gin? Is it about how my perfect plan is coming to fruition?> No, it's about the Hogyoku. Kurosaki has-> Yes, yes, I know. Kurosaki has taken in the Hogyoku as its host, and is letting it develop its power so that I may steal it later. *Swishes wine glass* Just as planned.> No, actually, Kurosaki and some chick just curbstomped the Hogyoku. It's dead. Like, for forever.> (Silence)> So was this part of your plan, genius?> ...Aizen?> *wine glass shatters*
>>26102956If Chizuru is still fucked at the end of this, I think we may have made the plot rock evil so that would have a problem that could be solved by punching.We wished we could punch the evil rock to save our friend, so the rock went evil.
Rolled 17>>26102980captcha:only onofsistyes captcha, we only wanna fist it
>>26102980>She shakes her head. “Don’t worry Ichigo, I’m not going anywhere. I.. I think I finally decided what I want out of life…”It's us isn't it?The first case of a straight person converting a gay person in fiction.Impressive.
Rolled 2>>26102980Laughing God guide my dice
>>26103051Tenth
>>26103045if punching it worked once, it'll work again
>>26103042It's even funnier to imagine that as the real Aizen instead of Improvaizen.
>>26103059He's laughing alright.
>>26103051Aaaand that's 10.We've got a 19 in the bank.Also, I feel this themesong is appropriate for Ichigo right now:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXSn1cPz9eg
Okay, ten rolls in19NICE!!!
>>26103055I'm pretty sure Cosgrove isn't going to make that happen.It's too...
>>26103042>Stands up>Says nothing>"I'll... be in my quarters.">walks off>Door slams shut in the far distance>Heavy violent, yet slightly muffled sobbing
>>26103066No it just made this show for us to feel better about ourselves and tried to make itself responsible for the fact our buddy is dying and no one can do shit.
>>26103075>Ichigo as the Texas rattlesnakeWe should really learn some wrestling-moves.
>>26103042>you... you can do that>apparently, i have no clue what the hell they did though>you know what, lets just let kurosaki attack SS and hopefully he old man will kick his ass.>this may be the smartest thing i've ever heard you say
>>26103073My thoughts exactly. There are just certain phrases I should stay away from while rolling.>>26103055She wants us to be a girl. And her wish is louder than all the others.
>>26103055I'm going to guess she's adopted our "we'll save everyone, even ourselves, because fuck you we're getting a happy ending" mindset, rather than the Heroic Sacrifice/Leave Me Save Yourself shit she's been pulling.
>>26103069Oh, but Anon... who says I can't be BOTH Aizens?
>>26103055Better not be.Although I'm pretty sure she definitely rocketed up the ladder to 'best friend' status.
>>26103042>>26103069If it was ImprovAizen...>"... are we still keeping that wine back when the Quincies got exterminated?">"Yeah, it's there.">"Bring me something stronger."
>>26103069>less so when he then goes and starts kicking a chained up hollowfied imperfect Arrancar Masaki. Assuming he has her.
>>26103042And so the return of ImprovAizen arrives again!
>>26103088Dude, last time we pulled this shit the chick ended up double teaming us with Orihime. And Honsho already wants Orihime. If nothing else she'd do it to get to Orihime.
>>26103088Too Kubo? What are you, a faggot?
>>26103113Shit...Shirou is now contagious.Also, we are now Shirou!Aizen!Urahara!Ichigo.
>>26103125No, he just roughly hatefucks her.Fight gods with gods.
>>26103075Ichigo ain't no Stone Cold. This fits much better:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLTGsPQGwvc
Rolled 2, 19, 14 = 35Roll 1
>>26103174This isn't asking us to roll, right?
Rolled 20, 7 = 27>>26103174Roll 2
Rolled 1>>26103174So you want us to roll a 1d20 right?
>>26102960Aizen has the rest of them, most likely.Ruling Hueco Mundo would be cool, though. Remember that Hollows are instinctual, and Aizen's hogyoku probably fucked them even more.If we get this shit under control, we could return actual reason to them.>>26103174HOH BOYHERE WE GO
> Our beautiful souls shall crush your dark heartKamen Rider? We'll never live that down.
>>26103187No, it's just one set of his rolls>>26103191and we might be fucked
>>26103148Thats not the Shirou mindset. His mindset is "I'll save everyone at the expense of myself." Which leads to dumb shit like taking a hit straight to the chest from Berserker for no real reason because he though Saber was going to lose.Shirou doesn't let his friends fight if he can help it. He does it all himself and never considers the consequences of his own death.Thats fucking stupid and we don't do that.
>>26103174>>26103191Goddamnit now it's just cheating.
Rolled 17, 12 = 29>>26103192no
>>26103192No he was counting rolls.
>>26103192>>26103191
>>26103192That wasn't dice+1d20, so it doesn't count!
>>26103191Go Chizuru!We match wits and fistsAnd you roll out with the crits!
>>26101780Same anon from before, I rewrote it as a sonnet, and tried to keep our Ichigo more in mind.Without a pause for rest, I move ever forward.When no road will suit, I forge my own path.Peace, an illusion, with no challenge heard,Happiness, fleeting, swift drowned out by wrath.They stay within, but do not cloud my sight.For them and all those who come to my side,While I still stand, I continue to fight.Not once retreating, despite battle's tide,Never looking back no matter "what might-?"I will become the King, the number one,Without peer, of this illusion so bright.For days without rain, to bring out the sun,The long-closed gates of Heaven itself ceaseAnd tear asunder. My Final Release!Tensa Zangetsu!
>>26103209So, that fumble gets dropped right?
>>26103192We're fine. Its outside of the first 10, he hasn't made a story post, and he hasn't called for a roll. Its null.
>>26103191Hmm... OMZ and Hichigo are en route? Please let it be so.
>>26103200Yeah, I know. Just rolling with the humor.
>>26103235inb4 this is Ichigo's canon shikai command
>>26103255That, or Chizuru beating its face in.
>>26103255No that's probably roll 3, roll 2 is Chiziru.
>>26103235>Sonnetyou beautiful motherfucker.I love it.We keep both, so we have one for aria purposes, and one for dramatic speeches.
>>26103195Meh, Orihime will love it, and Chad'll give us a thumbs up. S'all that matters.
>>26103235noice
>19 and 20v19You charge at the Hogyoku, slamming you fist into it, but it manages to block most of the attack. You keep it distracted as Chizuru coems up behind it, catching it in a German suplex, before running at you.“Ichigo, throw me!”You nod, catching her frame and tossing her midair, where she somersaults, redirecting herself at the Hogyoku.“Rider KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!”She slams her foot into its head, where you hear the sound of cracking, as the giant where you all are in has hairline fracture run through it.Chizuru smiles brightly, looking like she’s enjoying herself.>You have control
>>26103235Good work Anon
>>26103327It wasn't us...but I'm alright with that.
Rolled 2>>26103327Punch it in the crack!
>>26103235I like it.
>>26103309But our REPUTATION!
>>26103327FALCO PUNCH
>>26103327Attempt to get it into a full nelson, or something that'll allow Chizuru to pummel it without being blocked.
Rolled 10>>26103345
>>26103327Hey, our wishes override all others, right? "I WISH YOU WOULD DIE"Failing that, beat it to a pulp.
Rolled 2>>26103353
>>26103327Shove your hand deep into the crack and pull out the fucking gem
>>26103327Clearly we need to high five Chizuru, and make sure it's down for the count
>>26103327... did... did we just use a Fastball Special?
>>26103327>German SuplexMOTHERFUCK YES WRESTLING IS AWESOMEAttack it some more! Aim for the crack!
>>26103327keep up the assault, but start funneling power to Chizuru
>>26103327That doesn't look like a good sign...
So we just keep kicking it's ass right?
>>26103327So many times, we have failed that kick.And Chizuru gets it in one.Truly she is the badassest of bros.
>>26103327>Chizuru riding the combat high>Trading random pop culture references while we kick the Hogyoku's assFALCON PUNCHMATCH HER JOKE FOR JOKE
Rolled 10>>26103327Rolling to free the SHIT out of it
>>26103351We gave it up when.. well when we turned into a blushing cuddlebug.I'm out for the night. Kick its ass guys. Don't tear me apart.
>>26103327Fastball special is awwwwwwwwright.Shunpo behind it, go for beheading
>>26103327"Seriously? You think Chizuru's weak? She's got an iron core dude, and it's slowly hardening into steel. Hell, she's the one I rely on when something has me frazzled, think about that!"
>>26103327Do we keep going Hogyoku? Do you still wish to fight, when the will of your host has forsaken you?Do you surrender, waiting for the day when your own wishes may be granted, or do you fight, and risk destruction?
Rolled 8>>26103327wut
>>26103363Wishing doom on something that can grant it in any way it sees fit might not be the best idea.
>>26103327It's already DEAD.punch it even more.
>>26103402Yeah this.
>>26103373Yes, yes we did.
Rolled 7, 3 = 10Alright, roll me 1d20
>>26103402thirding
>>26103400We don't have any powers right now, other than our BURNING HUMAN SOUL.We're doing this early Jojo style.
>>26103430You have to desecrate its remains to make sure it doesn't come back. PISS ON IT!!
Rolled 2>>26103442
Rolled 19>>26103442
Rolled 16>>26103442FFFFFF
>>26103402This. And add on,"And just think, you could have had HER as a host. You made a huge mistake."
Rolled 9>>26103442
Rolled 11, 17 = 28>>26103442and for the other
Rolled 20>>26103442rolling
Rolled 15>>26103442Rolling.
Rolled 10>>26103442KEEP ON ROLLING BABY
Rolled 16>>26103442please this be the rock
>>26103462EVERYONE STAHP
>>26103442DICE FOR THE DICE GODS!TIME FOR FULL FUCKING KUBO!
>>26103392I summon thee, Andrew Motherfuckin' Jackson! With lightning coming out of his eyes![/spoiler]I expected more from Lincoln...[/spoiler]
>>26103462YUS!!!!
>>26103235was going to do a recording, but vocaroo is being a sack of shit and not recognizing my mic.
>>26103475FAALCON PUUNCH!
>>26103475NATURAL 20 BEATS EVERYTHING, BABY
>>26103475ROLL #10BASED ANON
>>26103475FUCK YES!!!!
>>26103475STOP ROLLING.
>>26103475Good we're not dead.
>>26103462Yes, awesome. good.>>26103475oh, mother of fuck yes.>>26103486hey, I got that reference!What happens when you cross a politician and a serial killer?
Rolled 8>>26103442 I channel my inner nigga
>>26103475
>>26103509Nothing.
>>26103516NO, YOU DOOM US ALL!
>>26103474Man, I really hope Lesbro's (should I just call her Sis instead of a Bro variation? I mean, we already have sisters so it seems a little awkward?) still rolling second...
>>26103516You must be from Eugene, Oregon COZ YOU SO WHITE!
>>26103509What happens?
Rolled 12>>26103442last roll
>>26103534lightning vision
>>26103516Sadly he's gone the way of Detroit. He is lost to you.
>>26103442>>26103475These rolls
>>26103539Nice one, bro. 19 in the first three, and 20 after that.
>>26103527>>26103534According to Ansem Retort?You get Andrew Jackson with lightning vision.
>>26103571Doesn't Andrew Jackson already have lightning vision?
>>26103571I thought you get Samuel L. Jackson
>>26103571>in b4 caned to death
>>26103539And there was a collective sigh of relief.
>>26103583The dude fought duels and let his oppenet take the first shot half the time. God knows how many politicians he ended on the white house lawn.
>>26103496>>26103235http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NgVho3ZwsUGave it a shot.
>>26103616He got shot, survived, then bumrushed the failed assassin and beat the shit out of him.
>yfw the Hougyoku reveals that this was all an act to make Chizuru want to live, and this become a worthy host
>>26103640Fuck that, this guys dead.
>>26103640If that happens, kill him anyway.
>>26103645more than dead. cadaveriffic
>Ichigo and Chizuru's faces when jolly cooperation double team of doom
>>26103640>we still beat the shit out of it for using such a stupid convoluted plan
>>26103665>FilenameMotherfucker
>>26103663We'll kill him to death.... PERMANENTLY!!!
>20 and 17vs 7You smirk at Chizuru. “I’m the dork, eh? Now who’s talking?”She raises her nose. “Rider is a Japanese institution, Ichigo! If you are no ally of Justice… then you are an enemy of Mankind!”She cold clocks the charging Hogyoku before kicking it away. “If you’re such hot stuff, why don’t you show me your moves?”You smirk at her. “Alright, if you insist…”You enter a stance, fist back, as you charge as much energy and willpower as you can into the blow before charging at the recovering Hogyoku.“FAALCON PUUNCH!”You fist slams into its gem, cracking it more, sending it flying into the violet sea. Overhead, the giant sphere you’re all in cracks more.You turn back at Chizuru and give her a thumbs up as she snorts amusedly.>You have control
>>26103633There was that, he also had a habit of challenging people to duels, letting the whimper ones have the first shot and then killing them.We estimate he killed between 50~300 people this way, the dude was a fucking monster made in the shape of a man.
>>26103688HELLFUCKINGYEAHFINISHING MOVE - CERTAIN KILL: DOUBLE ATTACK!
>>26103688Double Rider Kick right into the Gem.
>>26103195Nah, think girlier than that
>>26103688Now we go for a combination move of some sort.
>>26103620youtried/10>>26103688Finish the fight.
>>26103688Oh, God. The Orb feeds on wishes.WE ARE RUNNING ON FAITH, FAITH IN NAKAMA
>>26103688So do you have any idea what will happen if that 'points up' explodes?
>>26103665Someone needs to drawfag the duo in their fighting poses. Oh hallowed drawfriends, hereafter my desperate plea...please?>chump fundtowSee, Captcha agrees it would be fun! (Don't call them chumps Captch! I don't think they like that.)
>>26103688FALCON KICK!
>>26103688Go for the Side by Side Double punch. If anyone has it can they post the page with Nova and Starlord doing this?
>>26103688It's time.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jerwm4ctkg
>>26103688Double dragon finishing move.THE EAST IS BURNING!
>>26103688Um, I'm worried about the Hogyoku we're IN, not the one we're fighting...Also:EVANGELION SYNCHRONIZED RIDER KICK!>>26103721"In my spirit lies my faith: Stronger than love and with me it will be for always.">>26103732oh, shit, this I can do.I started out drawing fight scenes and fabulous poses.
>>26103688Oh, yes!Dork off!... we should do something westaboo for our next attack.I'm sure there's something that we know that would be pertinent. Is 2003, right? Matrix referece, I think.
>>26103741This
>>26103716Dual Cero Wave!
>>26103688
>>26103758If your worried about that why are you advocating its certain destruction?
THE DARKLIT PLANETS ALIGN.
>>26103688the move Shinji and Asuka used to beat Israfel
You know that point where everything looks too good to be true and then something really, really bad happens because we didn't notice.I think that is where we are...
>>26103808No, that was last thread when we rolled a 20 immediately after it started glowing blue.
>>26103808Obviously.This is moments before she gets speared in the chest or her face explodes or something.It's just the way anime works.
>>26103783
>>26103758Yeah I'm not completely sure if this is the best idea.But it's being a dickhead, so what else can we do?
>>26103808Check that Chizuru isn't about to get pulled through the gates of hell time?
>>26103808Chizuru was Aizen all along. That kiss? A decoy.
>>26103831I'm pretty sure she broke her chains?
>>26103763That's good. But we can do even better.GIGA GETSUGA BREEEEEAAAAKEEEEEER!
>>26103827is that...
>>26103833Are you sure? Maybe Aizen is just lonely
>>26103716…we'll NEVER live it down.Unless we say we watched it with our little sisters.
>>26103830KICK IT IN THE DICK!
>>26103742I was thinking more along the lines of this, with Zangetsu.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkIJYrjUYyQ
>>26103790see>>26103758>>26103788No, No, the Hogyoku is the Blackstar.>>26103808Yeah, that cracking I said we should be worried about?That.>>26103830No, no it's not. What else can we do?>>26103848No. That isn't out yet in Bleachverse.We can't foretell the future.
>>26103808Maybe we should ask Chizuru if she knows what'll happen if the orb breaks?Like if it'll make a huge explosion that could kill us all?Ideally we'll punch it until it goes to sleep.
Rolled 6>>26103688this
>>26103790that has a name you know.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGE6k_cRK9U
>>26103863>No. That isn't out yet in Bleachverse.>We can't foretell the future.Dammit.
>So, double synchrokick?>Roll me 2d20
>>26103874crap forgot to turn off dice
>>26103866So we kill it, but leave its corpse in one piece.
>>26103850>It is I for my power is unlimited
>>26103688Ask the Hougyoku if it really wants to keep this up, or can it just stop being such a shithead?
Rolled 18, 17 = 35>>26103890oh boy oh boy
Rolled 13, 5 = 18>>26103890
Rolled 9, 8 = 17>>26103890
>>26103903I'm ok with thisWe can stop now.
Rolled 18, 13 = 31>>26103890Love will prevail.
Rolled 8, 3 = 11>>26103890>>26103874GOOD LUCK MODE
>>26103903I am stronk rolling now!
Rolled 18, 18 = 36>>26103890Kick
>>26103890Well... wait to see if breaking the orb won't have horrifically dire consequences.
>>26103903Guys, we should stop now
>>26103903oh SHITNO ONE ELSE ROLL
>>26103903Good enough.
Rolled 17, 12 = 29>>26103890This will end badly.
Rolled 5, 9 = 14>>26103890
Rolled 4, 2 = 6>>26103890Synchrokick? Is this going to rely on us matching rolls with Chizuru?
Rolled 3, 12 = 15>>26103890FINISH HIM
>>26103900no, not your power
>>26103928How?
Rolled 3, 10 = 13>>26103890Alternately, Sekiha Bro Bro Taikyoken, but sure.
>>26103928JUSTICE WAITS FOR NO ONE!!!
We might want to try diplomacy with the plot-rock.Like "Look, you realize we're probably going to beat you into a pulp, right? You don't want that to happen. So why don't you surrender? Being enslaved to this girl's iron will is better than certain death, surely. Any time you want a rematch all you have to do is ask and we'll beat you down every goddamn time. Your power might rival that of God, but that's exactly why you'll never be able to defeat us.""To paraphrase something I read once: What man hath wrought, let no God put asunder."
Rolled 1, 10 = 11>>26103925you suck have some double 1's
>>2610394110th roll, no 1s. We're going by >>26103903
>>26103928That's what I'm thinking but the justice train will not stop or slow as it barrels on to the destruction of everything.
>>26103927GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! SYNCHRONIZED ROLLS!
>>26103944Ask Chizuru if she gained any knowledge, or if the Hougyoku wants to quit?
Rolled 17and let's see...
You lnow, I am willing to bet that Urahara has a video feed to our soul hooked up and everyone's watching this.Our Arrancar are probably confused as fuck.
>>26103953We can diplomance when it drops the giant angry gribbling monster routine. It hasn't done that yet.
>>26103953He said he was going to kill everyone in our life while wearing our skinNo fucking diplomacy will happen
Are we seriously about to beat the fucking Hogyoku?As a human?I think at this rate the only thing that could stand against us is Old Testament God.
>>26103959Hah, this is roll number 12 therefore it does not count.
>>26103927Man, this would have been amazing. The synchronicity is just beautiful.
Rolled 11, 10 = 21>>26103927Rider kicks, oh man, Mashiro is going to love us. There is a target for Chizuru other than Lisa
>>26103966VICTORY IS OURS!
>>26103966hue
>>26103979and Old Man Genocide.
Rolled 3, 16 = 19>>26103890Welp.Let's do this.
>>26103953Yeah this, before we finish it.But don't mention the rematch part.
"Hear me now oh so bleak and unbearable world. Thou art base and debauched as can be. And a knight with his banner so bravely unfurled now hurls down his gauntlet to thee. For tis I Ichigo Kurosaki man of Karakura."
>>26103966...we won? WE WOM!
>>26103986Barely.Tied with her though...
>>26103959Half right you fucking piece of shit.
>>26103992...That took too long to upload.
>>26103944The plot rock, could explode taking everyone with it. Or maybe it was the only thing keeping Chizuru alive and she knew this. Hell maybe it pulled an Aizen earlier and we have been murdering Chizuru instead. Any number of things could be going on right now.
>>26103966Try your red light now you damned rock.
>>26103927You. You win. Forever. Congratulations... ON YOUR PERFECT SYNCHRONIZATION!
>>26104002Double 18's is better than 17.
>>26103959After the first 10 fucker!!
>>26103979I don't think power levels matter in a place like this, it's purely RESOLVE.I mean the Hougyoku has infinite power, but infinite fighting spirit?Not so much.
>>26103979Nah- it's not as strong as it could be, just wait.It's a being based on its host and their wishes-Thus Aizen's wishes for power aren't boosting it to actual god-tiers.
>>26104019so we automatically get Momo back?
>>26103979In a battle of raw determination, nobody on the face of the earth can beat Ichigo and his friends. It is known.
>>26104028it's an 18 and a 17 vs a 17
>>26104016No he means how can we find out what killing it will do?
>>26104042She's dead Jim.
>>26104019SYNCHROGEEAAAARRR KIIIICK JUUUSTIIIICE!
>>26104051Apparently doubles on a synchro attack count as crits.>>26104019
>>26104042>LaughHarder.gif
Perfect synchro roll?Fighting the Plot Rock?... I think this is the perfect set up for a body/gender swap filler episode for the purposes of having a damn breather.
>>26104019Thanks man, makes me feel better about only being able to post from my phone because I derped on reference links.
>>26104053Do we at least get the body?
>>26103927What's even the likelihood of such a roll to occur?
>>26104052I don't know how about asking someone before, instead of annihilating it first?
>>26104016I'm pretty sure she meant what she said when she said she's done dying.Also if Cosgrove didn't have us accidentally kill that one skater punk when we rolled a 20 and he rolled a 1, I don't think he's going to do that?
>>26104074>we body swap>Chizuru just rolls with it>Tells everyone that the Hogyoku drove us insane, but that it should wear off eventually>Nobody believes us>She bangs all the bitches while we watch, helpless.
>>26104094Could be but we are a dense fucker and it could be a bluff, or maybe she wanted to save her friend and be the hero before her time came to a close.
>>261040851 in 400, technically. with /tg/ dice? much tougher
>>26104094I mean I could be wrong.Cosgrove could have been waiting for this moment so that he can Rebuild of Evangelion 3.0 us.But that'd... suck?Hard?
JOLLY COOPERATION!
>>26104074During the time she would be in our body she would impregnate every single woman within a several kilometer radius.
>>26104085a double? 1 in 20. that specific double? one in 400
>>26104109pls noI'd like us to be the one to romance Shybel please
>>261040851/20 to get doubles, 1/400 to get a double 18.
>>26104089Are you really this retarded? We just fucking headkicked it, you think it would tell us the truth? Hell, do you think it would tell us anything? No, it'll just take advantage of our hesitation and fucking attack. God, I get that diplomacy is usually better, but when a guy is fucking threatening to kill our friends in our own skin, you need to fucking grow a pair.
>>26104121Hey, is >>26104121he tg diceroller actually skewed?
>>26104126oh my god it's perfect
>>26104118>dense fuckerI'm pretty sure we've been written as being pretty good at sense motive.Plus there's no way she'd accept dying a virgin.
>>26104132Chizuru being in Ichigo's body has lots of potential for hilarious misunderstandings, though.
>>26104126
>>26104085Don't forget the time Cosgrove rolled a 1,1
>>26104129>>26104109Doesn't have to be a body swap. Could be a temp gender swap and Chizuru proceeds to molest the shit out of us.
>>26104126It... it's beautiful.
>>26104147To my knowledge, We have no idea how it seeds the random rolls. There has been speculation that it is keyed to the time of the post, which is hilariously retarded.
>>26104155Normally, yes.But we're in the middle of a crisis, and have only slept with two of the many potential women.but then again, we could convince her to only sleep with Hime and there'd be no problem.
>>26104180Why not just ask moot?
>>26104190eh, all the hollows are already scheming to get into our pants anyway.
>>26104138No at the point when he's done and bleeding on the ground, AS the ground is collapsing maybe we should ask the only other person here if its a good sign.And for the record I have no problem killing our enemies just so long as we don't make any stupid sacrifices to do so.
>>26104215Because if you know how it works then all our zany rituals to appease the dice gods become pointless.
>>26104180So as far as we know it might actually be some sort of malevolent alien being choosing whatever fits it's whim?
>>26104215I've tried, and he hasn't answered my emails.
>>26104233Hence the sacrifice of virgins.
>>26104224but it wouldn't be OUR pants.We wouldn't have done anything. Chizuru would have.And that's called NTR.
Hey guys, you know that????? thing that's at 9999 is getting leveled up when we win right? Prepare your hollow holes.
Has anyone read Terry Pratchett's 'Nation' book? Because I'm pretty sure we just became Mau.Does. Not. Happen.
>>26104262and that's terrible
>>26104262That's not what he was talking about.
>>26104276it'll level when Hichigo gets bored
>>26104302It'll level whenever Hichigo gets an excuse to gain any xp whatsoever. And he just fought off an army of shadow monsters.
>>26104276Somehow, I doubt he's going to challenge us right after we get done punching out Cthulu. He's not a dick.
>>26104327No, he fought one fuck-off huge shadow monster.
>>26104147Why yes. Yes it is. My friend, my fellow fa/tg/uy, let me assure you, yes it is.I haven't tallied up the latest threads, but let me ive you the stats on the first nine threads of Meta Game QuestTotal d100 rolls : 796Expected Crits : 79.6Expected Crit Rate : 10% (1-5 and 96-100)Actual Crits : 103Actual Crit Rate : 12.94%Actual Positive Crit Rate : 6.28%Actual Negative Crit Rate : 6.66%Most Common Roll : 97 (16 times)
>>26104302More like when OMZ isn't paying enough attention to keeping him properly restrained.
>>26104180I was going to explain why keying it to the time of the post would not of been retarded, and many RNG work on time, but then I remembered that you can roll multiple dice on /tg/, making it, like you said, hilariously retarded.
>>26104346I never said he would challenge us. I think he's gonna challenge OMZ. Think about it, OMZ keeps stopping him from telling Ichigo the truth, and after the first blast from the plot rock, and we jinzened in Hueco Munfo, OMZ was forcibly holding him back. Hichigo doesn't want to fight us, he wants to take his power back from Zangetsu.
>>26104302It'll level up once we die or when we lose control
>>26104363>Implying he needs to be restrainedBleach Quest Ichigo is on pretty good terms with his inner Hollow. Hichigo doesn't have nearly as many reasons to be pissed with Ichigo as he does in canon-Bleach.
>>26104351The negative crit rate is 6.66Welp.
>>26104351And this of course was in a 'crits trump all, first 5 rolls' atmosphere, so there was a 64.65% chance of critting on the average roll
>18&18>vs.>17You and Chizuru both nod and charge at the Hogyoku as it comes out of the sea, kicking it back towards the center of the land before dual upper-cutting it. As it flies back, both of you look at each other.“You thinking what I’m thinking?”You both speak and nod in synchronization, jumping into the air in a somersault before, in mirror poses, flying down at it.“Double”“Rider!”“/KIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!/”You feet slam into the gem simultaneously as it cracks and you both backflip away.The Hogyoku screams in agony as its gem, and the one surrounding you, shatter. As the violet energy fades, a sea of cherry blossoms sweeps across the ‘world’ changing things into a light evening. There’s a representation of Karakura there now, and nearby you is the ramen stand where you and Chizuru ate, its presence somehow feeling significant.She smiles at you as you feel your shinigami outfit, sans the Kosode return. “That was… fun, Ichigo. Really, really fun!”She looks up, and in the sky, mirroring this Karakura town is your sideways world, the Old Man and your Hollow standing there, waving at you both as black threads keep the two worlds united for now.Chizuru pulls you over to the ramen stand and smiles as she pulls you to a stool next to hers. “…Thank you, Ichigo. For everything…”>You have control
>>26104391It scares me too
>>26104395Jesus christ how horrifying
>>26104402>she's dying
>>26104402Give her a hug and eat some ramen.
>>26104402Ramen Rider time. Eat out her head and then leave.
>>26104402"Thank god thats over. If you had died right after I went though the work of dragging an entire pack of beautiful single women home, I would have had to drag you back and double-kill you."
>>26104402"Damnit, were you lying to me when you said you were done with dying?"
>>26104376consider the fact that many people are rolling all at the roughly the same time, and multiple rolls at that. Time is a fine thing to use if the seed is done once, but if it is instantiating off of time for each roller, it is beyond retarded.
>>26104402"Hey, what're friends for?"De-Jinzen and laugh at Urahara.
>>26104402You better not be dying now i worked my ass off to make sure you made it out alive
>>26104402"... did we win?"
>>26104402"Hey, it wasn't all me. A good half of it was you."The other half was one-third me, one-third Zangetsu, and one-third my inner Hollow not wanting to be upstaged by a rock."
>>26104402"Wait, what? No. We beat the evil sentient wish-granting crystal. You're not going to die on me now, are you? Because seriously, I'm getting kinda tired of beating stuff up to stop that from happening, but I will keep doing it as long as I have to if that's what it takes."
>>26104434>headriiiiiiight
>>26104402HA! Did we kill off the plotrock?>You have control"So... how are you feeling now?"
>>26104402"Are you kidding, it's the least I could do after keeping you up all night when I was with Orihime and Momo.If anything I still owe you for that."
>>26104402Well lets wake up now and do this in the real world.
>>26104465This.
WE JUST KILLED THE PLOT!!! THE KUBO IS DEAD!!! ALL HAIL THE COSGROVE!!!
>>26104461>>26104449Judging by our Inner World being reflected in the sky, this is her Inner World the way it SHOULD be.Its not crumbling, so I think she's fine.
>>26104402"Chizuru, you realize that when you told me that I shouldn't sacrifice myself for anyone, that I would never allow you to do the same right?"
>>26104496... we just made her a shinigami.
>>26104402"Hey don't mention it. We sure did kick a lot of ass back there..."
>>26104479Second, but sit next to her first.
>>26104496>>26104516We gave her a true soul link. Perfect symmetry.Momo's gunna be pissed.
Cosgrove we better get xp for this this shit was a gimmick fight and everything
>>26104528That works.
>>26104516>>26104516We penetrated her with our sword and released our power inside her?
>>26104516What, and her bankai is RAMEN?RAMEN RIDER?That's actually awesome.
>>26104538I like making her a shinigami more...
>>26104528>>26104479These.
>>26104435Oh god this.
>>26104555... isn't that exactly what we did? Didn't we do swordception on her?
...Technically I don't think her dying right now would be the WORST thing.Since wouldn't kicking the Hougyoku out mean she'll no longer succumb to Soul Suicide, thus allowing her soul, upon death, to go to the Soul Society?
>>26104435>>26104479>>26104528This. All of it.
So we just broke Urahara's greatest invention and achievement.Are we going to need to roll to see how pissed off he is when we go back?
>>26104402"Hey, don't thank me yet. Everyone's waiting for you out there, so let's go tell them the good news."
>>26104555oh shit we had soul-sex with Chizuru, too!?She can now say we're the only man to ever be inside of her.>>26104435>singleHAHAHAHAHA...HA
>>26104435Yeah this.
>>26104402Hug her. I think she may be dying.
>>26104572That's the joke.
>>26104592Dude wanted to break it, didn't know how to.Because he didn't have spooky shadow magic.
>>26104580that would raise some problems1)SS outskirts are a huge clusterfuck2)She might not remember us even
>>26104402"That sounds worryingly final."
>>26104606We come back to reality"So seems like the secret to breaking that thing was to just hit it over and over again. You ever think of that?"
>>26104595*smack*>ShybelDibs.
>>26104601Of course she's dying. Everything is suddenly calm and we're reliving her fondest memory of us.Rev up those tissues because the tear river is about to overflow.
>>26104601I don't know, I think the only thing that allowed her to fight is she took a stand that she didn't -want- to die.
>>26104602So why not make her a shinigami. Her power is mystery box!
>>26104610Memory loss takes time there, though it would still suck if the chain breaking was her's
>>26104630Eh, I'm pretty sure even if she dies, we probably turned her into a shinigami.
>>26104610>she might not remember us evenOkay, I want to clarify this now: It takes DECADES for people to forget that shit.
>>26104595THEY'RE TECHNICALLY STILL SINGLEAND LESBRO IS FREE TO ANY ONE OF THEM SHE CAN MANAGE TO SEDUCEExcept ShyBel, but she's practically glued to us so I doubt Chizuru would go for her.
>>26104635We just brutally murdered the mystery box.
>>26104606>"...I've been trying to destroy that for the past century">*Eye twitch*>"You did it in 10 minutes."
>>26104626We need to remember this.
>>26104630And that is why we don't kill the bad guys when they are the ONLY thing holding the world together.
>>26104610she would.Yuichi remembered Chad.>>26104628not enitrely sure what you're saying here.>>26104652Nel and Mila-rose, sure. Sung-sun doesn't seem her type, and neither does Appaci.Her type is buxom and bubbly.So only Nel, really.
>>26104659And yet given the chance we would do it all again. Such is the power of the box.
WE JUST MURDERED THE MYSTERY BOX!!! WE HAVE AVENGED /tg/'S HONOR!!!!
>>26104666Do you see the world crumbing around us? Because I don't. That sort of shit would be mentioned, especially considering Ichigo KNOWS what a collapsing Inner World looks like.
>>26104666We didn't really have any other options.At least now she gets to pass on instead of stop existing or go to hell.Though that assumes that that is indeed what's happening, which would really really really suck.
>>26104630>Chizuru dies"I reject"
>>26104662>..."But for me... it was Tuesday.">"WHAAAAAAAARRGARBL"
>>26104666>Chizuru is dying?!>Nopechuck testaShinigami
We're on page 7. Can someone archive the thread?
>>26104688Maybe it just hasn't started?But you have a point, I don't think her inner world would reassert itself and -then- fade.That's silly.
>>26104703...Actually yeah.The Hougyoku isn't in the way anymore.
>>26104662>actually, I did it 16 minutes ago
>>26104688>crumnling world is hollowfication. Death is natural, that we are here at all is worrisome, but Ichigo is ignorant of such things
>>26104727Is it worrisome?We used Schatten to get into her head, and we never left.
>>26104703>Ichigo a crying wreck on the ground>Orihime trying to get him to pull himself together>ShyBel panicking because she doesn't quite into human emotions yet>Chizuru just sitting there being very, very silent>Urahara also crying, but over the ruins of his very destroyed shop.
>>26104711Nia
>>26104685We need to get Nel a grade appropriate gigai and get her transferred into our class. Ib4 half our grade is shinigami and hollows.
>>26104727>that we are here at allOur Swordception doesn't just automatically end when the conflict resolves.
>>26104737Man shut up.It doesn't even make sense in this context.
>>26104727We're still connected to her soul. All that's happened is that we haven't left yet.Besides Cos said we won forever. Chiziru immediately dying would not be winning forever.
>>26104731We're inside the soul of someone who is dying, this seems like it could have potentially adverse effects on us.
>>26104758We don't know for certain she's dying.
>>26104758>Chiziru's dying[citation needed]
>yfw Urahara is laughing his ass off fanning himself when we come out>Can't believe my plan worked!
Rolled 20>>26104769We'll find out soon enough. I don't think Cosgrove would pull that on us, considering that our victory was due to Chizuru discovering the will to *live.*
>>26104758She decided to live, remember? I'm pretty sure that was a huge step in avoiding the whole soul suicide thing.
>>26104753Bad guy was the source of her lifethey diethen she holds on just long enough to make peace before dying
>>26104727Crumbling world is Soul Suicide, which is what she was dying from.What else would be killing her? The Hogyoku is either dead or dormant, and Soul Suicide is no longer occurring, so anything that happens to her now could be cured either by Kido or Orihime.
>>26104785Apparently.
>>26104785
If Chizuru dies now, this is what will be waiting for us once we get to SS.
>>26104785THIS IS AN UNCALLED FOR ROLLTHAT MEANS IT'S SAVED FOR NEXT TIMERIGHT?R...RIGHT?
>>26104785And there we have it.
>>26104778If so, we kick his ass. Or at least tell him that it was a horrible plan, then let Chizuru kick his ass.
>>26104815Someone will have negated it by then.
>>26104815Then all those fumbles come back.
>>26104778Then we take his hat.
>>26104791>bad guy was source of her lifeNothing backs that up. The Hoguyoku was the ONLY thing killing her.
>>26104778Then we punch him in the face while thanking him.
>>26104815Each story post resets the timer I think, so... probably.
>>26104778"Hey. Hat-n-Clogs. Shinji ever tell you what happened to him in school a few weeks ago?">Chiziru has a toothy grin"Sic em."
>>26104831Yes.We must take the hat.
>>26104831This. If Urahara ever crosses the line, we take his fucking hat.
>>26104402Sit with Chizuru, "this is your regular place, telle what's good?"
>>26104831OUR POWERS GROW!
>>26104860Then we wear his hat on our hat.Hatception!
>>26104748>Arrancar/shinigami classDelinquent Arrancar girls is a go.The shinigami can be on the morals committee.We're the go-between.
>>26104867EATING SO OUR POWER GROWShttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCxL3-Fl7bM
>>26104878Why are we bothering become the king of ghost mexico and the lord of ss? Let's take the mortal world.
>>26104837That a far to convention explanation, until cos says we're in the clear I assume the ending of this fight which was far to easy, to mean something is still going on.
>>26104748Well we've got the Vizords on rotation, and they're mostly captains. But they spend most of their time faffting about and reading porn.Nel will be focused on classwork for her own reasons, but i see shybel learning of our standards and treat it with the same gusto. Ishida gets pissed that people are in the running to overtake him in class rankings.
>>26104907>far too easyThat's because we didn't roll a constant chain of ones and had a teammate.
>>26104907I think no matter what happens, Ichigo might need to cry after this.Just too overwhelming.
>>26104814go on...
>>26104931And the plot rock had a tiny dice pool and save one trick roll swap.
>>26104938When we're alone in a room with Orihime. Then we can cry. In her arms, where none of our friends can see us.
Damnit Cosgrove, your delayed posting is breaking my heart.I'm on the verge of shedding actual tears here, and I'm pretty sure you're going to shove me over the line.
>>26104952The Hoguyoku has not power of its own. It feeds on our weakness, and we are not weak.
>>26104894Pretty soon our powers are going to be strong enough to start warping the mortal world (read as "Our presence may cause anyone of average spiritual pressure or lower within five or so kilometers to be rendered unconscious, or outright die.") Besides, rippling anything accept Heuco Mondo requires way too much paperwork.
>>26104931Yeah man. Reverse our roll when we rolled a 20, Doubled their own highest roll, rolled Three TimesWe couldnt draw on our own powers, so no masking up, we got lucky.
>>26104402Oh god. She swapped our water for sake and we've been having a drunkdream the entire time!
>>26104960Calm yourself. Have a porcupine.
>>26104952Actually, it got up to three dice before Chiziru broke free and accepted life, then each action knocked it back down to one. Though those manipulation effects... fuck.>>26104973And Chiziru's, everything turned around when she decided she would live.
>>26104980Nah we're not even close to being that strong yet.I mean the Hougyoku wasn't reiatsu, but resolve.
>>26104995The Hedgehog's Dilemma is the LAST thing we need to deal with right now!
>>26104952The Hogyoku is insane in what its capable of doing, but it doesn't generate its own power. It needs a power source.We denied it power when we figured out the zen trick.Chizuru denied it power when she broke free and started kicking its teeth in.
>>26104995That's not a porcupine, that's a hedgehog.
>>26104402http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWX54_H5xLs>She starts fading away>flashback to him telling her everything would be fine>"Don't make a girl a promise you can't keep ok Ichigo...">she's gone>"CHIZUUUUUURUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>>26104959If this winds up being a goodbye, I had a good death scene, we are doing that.
>>26105023Actually yeah I think the Old Man might kill us if we fail to save Chizuru.
You sit down onto the stool."... did we win?"She smiles at you. “Yeah.. Yeah we did.”You let out a sigh of relief."Thank god that’s over. If you had died right after I went though the work of dragging an entire pack of beautiful single women home, I would have had to drag you back and double-kill you."She shakes her head, maintaining her smile but doesn’t say anything to you, looking upward. You stare at her, panic rising."Wait, what? No. We beat the evil sentient wish-granting crystal. You're not going to die on me now, are you? Because seriously, I'm getting kinda tired of beating stuff up to stop that from happening, but I will keep doing it as long as I have to if that's what it takes."Chizuru giggles. “You know, Ichigo, if you keep doing stuff like that for ladies, you’ll gave us the wrong impression. But, you know, this place means a lot to me, now. I used to hand out with Orihime’s friends, but this is the place where I found my first real and best friend. He’s a stubborn idiot who doesn’t know when to quit, you know?”She nods her head sagely. “He’s thick headed, singleminded and doesn’t know when to give up. He can really be a pain!”She look out the ramen bar up at your world, watching the black fabrics starting to unravel. “But, he’s loyal and brave. He’s a bit of a dork, knowing all sorts of nerdy stuff like Anime, Kamen Rdier, and American movies. And he won’t let his friends go, no matter what, always looking out for them, even if they don’t want him too…”(1/2)
>>26105023Chizuru is now Cortana. Discuss.
>>26105043She clutches at her skirt, eyes watering before she blinks them back. “Looks like time’s almost up, Ichigo.“Can you do something for me? Could you close your eyes?”Staring into her pleading eyes you give a hesitant nod, slowly closing your eyes. “You know, I wanted to come back here with you sometime, Ichigo. Did you know that?”You don’t have the time to shrug as you feel something soft brush against your face before its gone, as you begin to feel the transition out of Jinzen.“Later, Ichigo. It’s been fun…”Before you can do anything, the technique is over as you feel yourself pulled into the real world.>Next part out in a bit.
>>26105037Hichigo at the very least would bitch slap us
>>26105023Dude, it's fucking Thanatos all over again.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMDBRDUd0a4I'M ONTO YOU, SHIRO SAGISU!
>>26104997Icefaggot and Harribal had way more.
>>26105046yup, she's deadfuck
>>26105010The Hoguyoku is pretty clever and challenging, but yeah, it ain't OP. Power in our head has nothing to do with power in the real world, but instead on our resolve. Applying our powers effects to dice pools instead of damage was clever.
>>26105046...Goddamnit Cosgrove you broke my heart.And might have broken Ichigo.
>>26105043http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uLPjiITqqY>This is good to go with this, by the way
>>26105046Ah fuck.
>>26105046Good god, we flipped her. Holy shit.Just as planned
>>26105046NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>26105046What was the point of all that frustration?I mean if we lose now, then we could lose at any point no matter what we do, just because it's dramatically appropriate.I think I'm going to actually cry now.
>>26105046>Please just be fucking with us>Please just be fucking with us>Oh god my heart can't take it
>>26105046Looks like we've got two people to bring back from Soul Society now.
>>26105068you mean we killed her
>>26105077The point is that she went out happy rather than in pain.
>>26105046
>>26105068I really hope this is what that was about.
I really don't see any reason why Orihime can't bring Chizuru back from this, unless she soul suicides anyway, in which I will ragequit.
>>26105043>>26105046http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWX54_H5xLsOh wowShitI actually just shed a few real tears for a fictional character...
>>26105098>>26105099Never change /tg/. Never.
>>26105046at least...at least it was death...and not soul suicide.
>>26105099>>26105098only thing I can think is the law of mass numbers
>>26105046she dead
>>26105046... fall to knees, exhausted and let out a sorrowful waaaaaaail.Like at the end of Man of Steel when spoilers happened.
>>26105097Really not good enough.Especially not if we're supposed to risk everything to save someone else.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y0GFvpPV8s
>>26105065Oh man. You motherfucking monster. This is too much man, even for full KUBO.
>>26105043>>26105046... it's raining is all.
>>26105098>>26105099RoyMind>>26105046AGH SHIT CHIZURU WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT
>>26105098>>26105099We have achieved perfect synchronization.
Rolled 8>>26105046Rolling to cry
>>26105043>>26105046We're all going home, right?She's not dead, right?Right?....right?
>>26105094We...wait.Oh. Oh dear.Oh dear. Why, Cosgrove? Why?
Wait a minute. We're gonna wake up crying. SHE JUST WANTS TO MAKE US LOOK LIKE A BITCH!!!
NOBODY FUCKING PANIC.She died. She didn't soul suicide.Know what that means?She's going to Soul Society.So she can be brought BACK from Soul Society.And put in a Gigai.We're good. It's fine. Dammit.I'm not crying. Shut up.
>>26105127Fun fact, Inoue died in the pilot manuscript for keeps. One of the themes never really explores was "death is the beginning"
>>26105046>"Chizuru?..........goodbye."
I didn't want this, I tried to stop it, but the tide was to great as the streets called for blood, who was I to deny them
>>26105046>ofw we wake up and she's deadhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfNCWgGjuPI>>26105168If so, it's fucking working.
>>26105043>>26105046>get up>turn around and start walking>stop at the door>"It's raining...">exit
>>26105173I don't think that's allowed.Hopefully we might have super-charged her abilities in order to become a shinigami really quickly.But that's assuming she didn't soul-suicide anyway, just to break our heart more.
>>26105173>She's going to Soul Society.Where she will, slowly but surely, forget her time in the Human world.
... what are we going to do about Chizuru's family?
>>26105173But she won't remember. It'll be her soul but it will never be quite Chizuru.
>>26105046Hold on Sparky. Orihime has this.
>>26105209That takes YEARS. We're going to Soul Society in a couple of days. We can still fix this.
>>26105194There wasn't anything else we could do, since it wouldn't negotiate.Now if she still just turns to nothing, I'm done with this quest.But if we see her in soul society, it'll be a bit better.
>>26105209BITCH WE ARE GOING THERE IN THREE DAYS. IT'LL BE DECADES BEFORE SHE FORGETS AND WE'LL FIND HER BEFORE THAT.
>>26105209That's what diaries are for... it's... all will be... well...I'm sorryI can't
>>26105203I still say we did the substitute thing on her. And bully on all of you who say otherwise!That's what we did.We stabbed her withour sword, and pumped her full of our power.
She's going to be alright.
>>26105226This!
>>26105226She should.Probably won't.
You know Orihime is already healing her, and there was nothing killing her other than the Hoguyoku, and the Hoguyoku hadn't damaged her soul enough to kill her, and her soul doesn't directly effect her bodies health like that. HOW WOULD SHE DIE?!
>>26105230We tried once when it thought it had all the cards, after it lost Chizuru we all we thought about was murder.
Wait a fucking moment. This means, instead of simply going to rescue a friend, we're rescuing two. The plotkai screams at us for this.
>>26105233Does time work that way in soul society? I remember people that died together would show up decades apart?
>>26105244Because Cosgrove wants us to cry.
Rolled 17>>26105046I have never cared as much for a character in a quest thread as I do now.
>>26105244If I had to make a guess? She was already dead from Ice-shota's attack.The Hougyoku was keeping her 'alive' sorta. Now that it's gone her body reverts back to the 'dead' state.
COSGROVE YOU FIEND WE CANT WAIT ANY LONGER!(note: this is a compliment of the highest order)
>>26105245To be fair, by the time it lost Chizuru, it had already threatened to murder all our friends while wearing our skin.I would propose that countermurder is an entirely reasonable response to that.
>>26105239And you don't seem to understand.A shame you seemed an honest man.
>>26105046Full Urobutcher modo.D-dammit.
>>26105254Hell let's make it an even dozen. Let's kill all our friends.
I like to think that even though Chizuru is dead not all is lost.Azien is probably going to curl up into a ball as all of his plans just got fucked.
>>26105259That's because of the space between the soul society and the cleaner. That has no effect on how time passes in the SS and it only varies by a few days anyways.
>>26105244We BROKE the Hoguyoku in her that probably caused some bad REALITY DESTROYING/WARPING juju, inside her.
>>26105046>Re-enter the real world>Kneeling next to Chizuru>Everyone silent>...>"HA! Gotcha, Ichigo!">"GOD DAMN IT HONSHO!"
>>26105244Because the Hoguyoku was the only thing keeping her alive and in this world. Now she's dead and has no unfinished business...
>>26105288This has to be it. She wants to see us cry like a bitch. And then laugh.
>>26105275I FUCKING TOLD YOUFULL UROBUTCHER HEAVEN'S FEEL 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO SHUT UP AND JAM GAIDEN
>>26105272Counter murder is fine if it doesn't KILL OUR FRIENDS, you stupid shit.
>>26105292>only thing keeping her aliveWhy did she need it to keep her alive?
>>26105303Just like Cosgrove
>>26105292>>26105266Except the only reason we won was because she wanted to live right?And it's not like Harribel and friends are going to go back to being hollows.
>>26105313because John Snow killed her.
If she dies and there's nothing anyone can do, even with Urahara and Orihime, I'm calling bullshit.I mean they're pretty much right there.
>>26105288God, I hope so
>>26105307Propose another option, to me? Because the Hyogyoku did not seem to be in a receptive mood for negotiation, there.
>>26105313Because of the icefaggot then it kept breaking her more in a shitty attempt to keep going, and when it saw us as a way to escape it tried.
>>26105306To be fair, Fate/Zero being depressing as fuck really isn't Urobutcher's fault. It's a prequel, so the ending is a foregone conclusion.Sakura HAS to be stuck with the Matous, Saber HAS to not get the grail, Iri HAS to die, Kiritsugu HAS to be doomed long term. All of this was predetermined by Stay Night.
>>26105306Everything up to part 23 was pic related, but we've just hit the Urobutcher zone
>>26105292We really have no indication to think that is the case.Being fully encased in Ice Shota's icicle doesn't seem to be fatal. At least it wasn't to us, nor to anyone in canon if they were broken out in any reasonable timeframe.
>>26105331He doesn't have one. People bitch every time we don't diplomance even when it clearly isn't an option.
"It's 106 miles to the shrine of penitence. We have a full tank of reiatsu, half a pack of ginto, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.""Is there a point you are trying to make Kurosaki?""Nevermind let's just hit it."
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWX54_H5xLsYou feel something drop out of the bottom of your heart as look around in the real world as panic clutches you. You look down at Chizuru, her form laying down on the ground, limp. You feel hot tears well at you eyes as you shake her.“…H-hey, Chizuru. That was a good one, right? Right?”You shake her more frantically. “N-now its time to get up, Chizuru.”Your eyes swim with tears as you stare down at her unmoving form. “…Chizuru?”Orihime puts her hand on your shoulder. “..Ichigo.”You look at her giving her a look of loss and confusion, before turning back and shaking Chizuru again. “…T-this isn’t funny Chizuru.. HONSHO CHIZURU, ANSWER ME!”You fold over, sobs unable to be surpressed anymore, your head against the ground. “Was that… all of that for nothing?!”You sob for a few moments before you feel it, a hand weakly brushing against your hair.“…You’re too loud, Ichigo.”Chizuru’s yellow eyes look at you warmly as she offers you a weak grin.“…Besides, I though guys weren’t supposed to cry?”>You have control
>>26105331One we didn't try to do anything other than RIP AND TEAR so who knows how 'open to negotiation' it was, two when we saw the world start to crack we could have stalled, to get Hat and Cogs or Orihime to do something.
>>26105366hug her like we've never hugged before
>>26105366Fothermucker.
>>26105366"Its just raining. Shut up."
>>26105366"Who's crying? I just got something in my eyes."
>in 50 years...>It's an honor to meet you Captain Shiba!>The pleasure's all mine Lieutenant Honsho>... I feel like we've met before...>Must have been at one of the officer meetings... Oh well. See you around ya?>Ya.>They continue walking their separate ways
>>26105366"Only coldhearted assholes say that. Real men aren't afraid to cry."
>>26105388This
>>26105366Pick her up for a hug. NOW."Good to have you back, bro.", or something.
Rolled 6>>26105366rolling to seduce
>>26105366"Chicks like it when your in touch with you emotions try it some time"
>>26105366Hug like you've never hugged before.
