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BLEACH QUEST XXVII
>To the heart of the matter

Previous threads archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Bleach%20Quest
Bleach Quest Twitter: https://twitter.com/QuestOp
Skills and perks pastebin: http://pastebin.com/etq4kyMk

First, let me explain how dice rolls work here on Bleach Quest. I take the best of three, barring any Critical Successes or Critical Failures. If I have not yet asked for dice, and you roll anyway, your roll will count towards the next time I ask for rolls be it for good or ill. After I get three results for a roll, all others are discarded. Normally I take best of 3. If you delete rolls, I will discard that and take the second highest roll.

Last time!

You let out a breath, blocking out all desires. It swings its tails at you, one after another, but you dodge before grabbing one of them and using it to spin the monster around and slam it into the ground.

It gets up, mutating two more tails.

“I think I’ll kill that girl Orihime first, and make you watch? I’ll be sure to make it nice and slow. She‘ll scream to the end”

The gem on its head begins to glow red.

>You have control

>10vs20x2

Your face twists into a scowl as you try to maintain your zen, but its words cut into your chest. Your face twists in rage as you move to attack, but each one of its tails wraps over a limb, disabling it.

The Hogyoku leers down at you, its face with a nightmarish grin.

“Oh, didn’t like that, did you?”

It wraps its hands around your neck, beginning to choke you.

“You could have been part of me, part of a /god./ But now? I’LL KILL YOUT FRIENDS WEARING YOUR SKIN!”

Its hands constrict your throat, choking you as the light on its gem glows violet. In the distance, you hear Chizuru crying out.

Everything’s starting to fade…

>You have control
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>>26101695
CALL UPON OUR HOLLOW AND OMZ!!!
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>>26101695
STOP ROLLING

Do not roll goddamn
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Rolled 13

Shit what just happened?

Promise Chirusu we WILL find a way to make this right.
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>>26101695

Meditate upon the Manji, clear our head and continue. We must want for nothing, but be ever changing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika#Buddhism
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NOBODY ROLL!!! WE'RE GOING FOR ZEN FIGHTING!!!
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>>26101695
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>>26101695

Jinzen time motherfucker. Lets call out our buddies to help stomp this uppity gem
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>>26101695
Wait, where'd that second 20 come from. I thought it rolled a 19, 4, and 20 or something.

Did that cheeky fuck steal my 20?

Blut Puanch btw.
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>>26101695
Punch it in the gem, and bring up our foot to kick it in the face.
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>>26101735
>>26101736
I should cap this.
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>>26101695
"Never"
push it down to the gates of hell, or topple with it if we can't break grapple
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>>26101695
Hollow up. Go beserk if we have to. This is like jinzen, and it's not even our mind, it's the hogyoku's. The fucker can take it.
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>>26101736
Well, I guess you're rolling all our rolls this time out. Try not to fuck it up too badly ok?
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>>26101695
You can't count very well can you. Two other spirits entered with me, they cut a path. Do you really think their just going to let me die.

Zangzetsu. Cut him.
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>>26101736
>>26101755

Sorry forgot to take the dice off, besides that wasn't even for combat.
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>To the anon who made their own version
It's longer, and combines the two versions a bit, but the point was the first one was more Canon! Ichigo, and the second was ours, who doesn't view peace as an illusion, nor does he view happiness as fleeting- it's a goal, not a distraction.

Still well done, though. I like it as a bridge between the two, and that last line is awesome.

Tirelessly, I move forward.
Unending, the road goes on.
For the sake of peace,
For the sake of happiness,
Along with those beside me, I move ever forth
Never once retreating
Not ever looking back
My aim is the ever-growing dawn
and the haven beyond the horizon
For a day without rain,
Even Heaven itself
I shall tear asunder.
And so I call upon:
The Heavenly Chains and the Blade of the Moon:

Bankai, Tansa Zangetsu.
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Guys, the Zangetsu Bros. are in there somewhere, we need to get them to help.
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>>26101695
It wants rolls?

This is my roll.

I just rolled.

I its likes 1dVOID
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>>26101741
>Chizuru
Wat.
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Guys, guys, gusy! TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING DICE!
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>>26101753
Red glow doubles crits or autocrits.
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Threadly reminder that the Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb and it will be updated on Sunday.
Also, NO ONE FUCKING ROLL
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>>26101777
That doesn't matter.
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>>26101695
>“You could have been part of me, part of a /god./ But now? I’LL KILL YOUT FRIENDS WEARING YOUR SKIN!”
PUNCH IT
PUNCH GOD IN THE FUCKING FACE
DIDN'T YOU FUCKERS READ 'NATION'?

DOES
NOT
HAPPEN

KEEP FUCKING FIGHTING
NEVER GIVE UP
NEVER SURRENDER
WE WORN BORN TO WIN
NUMBER ONE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8PWnpSBqU
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>>26101695
Oh fuck, I just realized. We have to become it's host. At the moment it is too powerful for us to destroy, and with every tail it gets stronger. Don't you see? The hogyoku is the JUUBI!
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>>26101777
It still counts.
>If I have not yet asked for dice, and you roll anyway, your roll will count towards the next time I ask for rolls be it for good or ill

Not to mention, this thing is able to steal rolls.
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>>26101753
19, 15, and a 20.
Seriously, did it steal my 20? It wouldnt have even counted, it was the 11th roll.
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NO ONE ROLL!!! WE ARE ZEN!!! Also call on Hichigo.
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>>26101777
THATS THE PROBLEM YOU TARD

GAH
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>>26101695
Anyone who can hear me...Help Chizuru
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>>26101735
>>26101735
STOP ROLING GUYS
PLEASE
PLEASE
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>>26101807
No, blue is stealing our roll, red doubles his.
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>>26101803

It's only growing tails because we keep rolling
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Stahp rolling guys pls
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>>26101807
No, red glow doubles rolls.
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>>26101695
>10vs20x2

Oh fuck.

It either doubled its own crit, or it stole that 20 we rolled that was outside our dice pool.
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>>26101753
>RED.
I assume it doubles the power of rolls.
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>>26101830
It doubled its crit.
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>>26101816
Hichigo told us not to look back. Calling him in (and seeing him) might count as looking back. Just pointing it out.
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>>26101807
It's the Plot Rock.

All the rules change, man!
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>>26101695
no. you will sleep
grip and rip the gem
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>>26101695
Try and retain focus.
It's not real.
It can't hurt us.
It is nothing.
We are nothing.
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...

captcha: can sworderi
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>>26101843
Yeah, well that seems like one of those "don't push the red button" things. Now seems like the only time our hollow flipping its shit would be good.
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>>26101861
We are EVERYTHING.
IT is NOTHING unless we ALLOW it to be something!
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>>26101830
Blue steals our roll

red doubles crits/steals crits

the fuck does Purple do?...Fuck it's probably an intellegent roll stealer, only taking the best of the rolls. Which means that we either have start roliing twenties, or start rolling 1's while attempting retarded things, so as to fail positively.
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>>26101843
Zangetsu is part of us. We are hollow, we are shinigami, we are quincy, we are human. Calling on our powers is not looking back, thinking that we are alone in our fight, after everything we have been through, THAT, is looking backward. Old man and Zangetsu are here, they are part of our soul, use them to cut this fucker into pieces.
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>>26101887
This.
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>>26101878
You want to fight our hollow for dominance right now? Ooooookaaaay...
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>So, calling upon the Zangetsu Bros?
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>>26101695
blast him to hell with every scrap of energy we have
calmly
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>>26101925
Yes.
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>>26101695
"look to yourself, are you truly a god if you cannot live without bending to the whims of others? no you are not a God, just a a GIANT FUCKING BITCH"
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>>26101925
bro it up to save the damsel
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>>26101925
Wait what?
No they're busy fighting all the other shit.
We need to maintain tranquility and phase through its tails.
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>>26101925
Yes.
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>>26101925
>I now want to see Hichigo and OMZ in Mario and Luigi outfits. Maybe a Hollow Goomba as well.
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>>26101900
good point
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>>26101925
No. Smash the gem in its head.
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>>26101925

Yes sir

He grows tails, we grow new power sets
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Rolled 10

>>26101695
This 'll be a tale for the archive- RIP 'EM OFF!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNtcP6EXm3s

This is appropriate for the situation.
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>>26101923
Yes, because he'll totally ignore the guy forcibly stealing his powers and killing his host.
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>>26101958
STOP. ROLLING.
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>>26101925

No, Cosgrove, we are Zangetsu...

So I guess in the context of your question...maybe?
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>>26101947
This. We don't need the other two further empowering this fucker.
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>>26101958
STOP FUCKING ROLLING!!! IT FEEDS ON OUR WEAKNESS!!!
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>>26101798
>WE WERE BORN TO WIN
>NUMBER ONE
YES

>We belong to the world
>We belong to the wind
>We are the spirit of the competition's end
>Turning hours into days
>Burning muscles feel the pain
>The heart and soul of discipline my friends

>We are sending you a challenge
>It's very clear
>We came to win that is why we are here
>Demanding to be tested
>Tested by the best
>Not to be forgotten like all the rest

>The time has come
>All the training done
>The muscle and the blood
>Will come to pay

>Let the games begin
>Hear the starting gun
>Play from the heart today
>We will overcome
>When the game is over
>All the counting's done
>We were born to win
>Number one

FUCK YEAH MANOWAR
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>>26101925
See >>26101947 Unless we almost die, we do not pull the Zangetsus away from what they're doing.
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>>26101969
>This canon's ichigo has spirit bomb.
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>>26101925

Hell yes
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>>26101947
This. It feeds off strife. Have we tried maybe being nice or something yet?
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>>26101925
Nope.
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>>26101925
Well, we've already fucked up the "no rolls zen him out of existence" idea, so I guess we need to pray they've finished their fights in time to help us.
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>>26102000
But we havent even been to Namek yet!
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>>26101999
You don't count this shit as almost dying?
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>>26101925
And then we ALL died.
Super hard.
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Try befriending it? Fuck it works on everything else. Maybe it's just like Aizen, lashing out at the world because it's lonely
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>>26101695
Turn away from him/it, and say "you do not matter. You are but a dream given form. You need desire to exist, so I give you no desire."
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>>26102023
>We missed the chance to say I NEED AN ADULT upon first meeting the girls in mexico.
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>>26102039
Maybe we could ask it what IT wishes for.
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>>26102039
It's a little too late for that.
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>>26102039
>>26102058
It just said it would kill all of our friends while wearing our skin. It is dead to us now.
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>>26102048
I am an Adult.
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>>26102058
It wishes for a powerful host. It said that earlier.
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>>26102026
I mean beaten to death by thugs almost dying, we're not there quite yet.

...Now that I think about it "Almost beaten to death by thugs" is an odd standard to set for how close we are to dying.
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>>26102065
Yeah, seriously guys, stop trying to diplomancer a serial killer.
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>>26102043
would this actually work?
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counting and writing
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>>26102039
too late because we punched it because it doesn't understand morality
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> catch Bleach Quest
> this is going on
…welp.
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...everything we have done...everyone we have met...all these things are connected..

there is no need...there is no desire....there is no want....
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>>26101951
I'll have that done by the end of the threat.
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>>26102089
I dunno. Its got all our limbs immobilized and its much larger than we are, with big bitey teeth capable of ripping our head off.

We may not be as WOUNDED as we were then, but I think we're just as close to death.
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>>26102089
The entire concept of death in this show is pretty skewed.
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>>26102092
The problem is that people keep on feeding the damn thing more rolls and more desires.
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>>26102058
I do believe what it wants is acceptance and a way to block out all the voices in its' head.
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>>26102043
like all problems it will just go away if we ignore it
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>>26102112
>slanted
So is that an accident and this is for Buddhist zen, or is that a Quincy style Nazi swastika?
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Rolled 9

Why not do away with the concept of bodies and just try to absorb it?
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>>26102105
Clearly, you don't understand how shonen manga work.
We punched it. That means we're friends now.
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>>26102105
Why would we expect a rock to understand morality?
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>>26102155
STOP ROLLING YOU ASS!!!
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>>26102153
yes
>captcha
>the mmIntern
Apparently captacha is translating Bill Clinton's notes.
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>>26102153

just the way he was drawn holding it I suppose. It is also a matter of direction
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>>26101925
Come on Icchi! You can't die yet!

You haven't even given Kenny any fun yet! If you die now, I'll be so mad!
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>>26102163
There is no morality truer than rock.
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>>26102153
Yes.
Most Quincy have a Nazi Germany motif. The symbol is not Buddhist, it's Hindi. It means "full", which is why it's on his bankai - his "full release".
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>>26102153
Infront Buddhist. Behind him like it is the symbol is reversed and it follows the 'left-hand path'
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>>26102153
Why choose.
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>>26102155
Because it's too unstable to encorporate into our psyche. Do you want to deal with constant will checks to avoid enacting the subconscious desires of everyone in our vicinity?
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Idea-
Cosgrove,
Can we have a vote to decide if rolls are allowed or not?
That way a couple people wouldnt ruin the thread.
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>>26102172
>We've had people doing joke rolls for forever
>If cosgrove bothers to count this it is arbitrary despair
I will be dissapoint. I hope not to be... but nonetheless
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>>26102182
Infidel. Paper is the once and future truth.
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I'm fine with you choosing me as your new host. Hell, I'm fine with ANYTHING so long as you leave her alive.

I know you can look into my mind. Do so now. Attempt to verify what I'm saying. Because what I have obtained over the past month is a very particular set of skills. Skills that make me a nightmare for something like you. If you let Chizuru go, that will be the end of it. I will not pursue you and I will not seek retribution. But if you choose to continue your current course of action, killing her and threatening all my other friends... then I will hunt you. I will find you. And I will FUCKING end you.
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>>26102073
I'd let 'Bel be my adult.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QdQS1QhQA0

Theme for now, I think.
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>>26102181
New Headcanon: Yachiru and Zaraki are the ones running the Bleach version of the Taiga Dojo. Zaraki is the assistant.
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Rolled 4

>>26102223
Nah.

This is our theme.

http://youtu.be/HgzGwKwLmgM
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>>26102219
Rock is constantly evolving, it can become metal, it can become punk, it can even become pop. Rock is the way of the future.
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Rolled 19, 18, 6 + 19 = 62

and checking something...
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>>26102252
>3d20+19
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>26102252
Not good.
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Rolled 32, 41 = 73

>>26102252
and now something else...
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>>26102252
motherfucker, what IS THAT EVEN
I-
WHAT IS THA-
I DON'T EVEN
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>>26102252
Hurm.
This doesn't bode well.

Urahara will save us right?
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>>26102247
>>26102247
>>26102247
STOP FUCKING ROLLING!!!!
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>>26102252
Fucking rock.
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>>26102252
>>26102272
This is what we get for going into battle without FRIENDMAKER.
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Rolled 4

>>26102252
>>26102272


This looks "promising"
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Rolled 46, 23 = 69

>>26102252
and now something else...
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>>26102272
>>26102252
Cosgrove, you're going to make me start drinking at this rate.
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>>26102272
>OMZ and Hichigo
FUCK!!
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>>26102264
red/purple adds rolls
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>>26102289
Stop rolling you idiot.
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>>26102272
>>26102290
What is going on here?
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>>26102294

Ha ha, I had already started.
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Rolled 9

>>26102309
...I'm not rolling.
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>>26102247
I never realized just how lewd that song was.
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>>26102272
Chizuru rolls first...
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>>26102290
Cos seriously one fucker is rolling and ruining this shit.
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>>26102316
Oh.


Whoops.
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>>26102216
Uncalled for rolls have counted, though.
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>>26102316
You have dice in your email field you incompetent boob. We can tell that you're lying.
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>>26102316
Get out.
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>>26102316
Why are you doing that?
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>>26102294
She's dead Jim.
Just ease into it.
Stop fighting.
It's over.
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>>26102329
I hate you.
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>Bleach Quest users' face when:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUkiclqDlDQ

You're gonna get your fucking head kicked in!
You're gonna get your fucking head kicked in!
YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD KICKED IN!
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>>26102343
She's not dying.

The only options are we save her, or we take the deal.
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>>26102316
>>26102329
Go die
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>>26102316
O for fucks sake, at least break 15s if you're going to keep fucking around! Your luck is disappointing! You are disappointing! Do better!
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>>26102362
Then Momo will die.

Blood will be spilled. Accept it.
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>>26102368
Ha! Like a die! I get it!
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Rolled 13

>>26102370

I think we should just roll with it.
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>>26102290
Now I'm suspecting that Cosgrove is just rolling random sets of dice for the hell of it.
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Rolled 16

>>26102272
FUCKING MOMO AND HIME NOOOOOOOO
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>>26102387
Never say die.
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>>26102390
Why? Why do you have to torment us?
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"Ichigo, when I said "don't be Shirou" I didn't mean to fight the big bad with nothing more than your determination, then *lose*."

"You need to be more selective when taking my advice."
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>>26102380
And we will fight it with everything we have.

These hands they seem so strong..
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Rolled 4

don't roll unless you have sacrificed your virgins today
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>>26102399
STOP FUCKING ROLLING!!!!
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Well, we're dead. Quest over.
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>>26102408
I fucking hate you.
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>>26102380
Pretty sure we're already body jacked dawg. Meaning everyone at Urahara's is hoping hat and clogs can keep us restrained We're about to break the binding...
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>>26102390
And I think you should break your hands with a hammer and try to fuck a woodchipper!
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>>26102408
Thanks a fucking lot, asshole.
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>>26102402
Too be fair, the plot rock probably isn't the Big Bad
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>>26102413
We could always take....THE DEAL!!!
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Rolled 9

Alah Akbar
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>>26102420
If cos counts these rolls, I will be disappointed. Its obviously a couple shitlers trying to ruin everyone's day.
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>>26102413
It seems like that's the goal.

I mean since the options are die, or be rendered unplayable because Ichigo wasn't mentally equipped to handle -Ulquiorra- dying, and ours isn't much better.
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>>26102434
We could, but this is /tg/...
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>>26102440
Thanks, OBAMA.
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>>26102413
Not yet, it just means that the happy part is over now.
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>>26102402
"Oh don't be so hard on him Taiga-chan. Things like this happen from time to time."
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>zen
>13vs19
>41v46

You struggle, trying to find your zen again, but its to no avail. You struggle as it leers down at you, its Maw widening. You think you distantly hear the sounds of chains breaking

Things are fading in and out…

“GET THE HELL OFF OF HIM, YOU /BITCH/!”

Before its violently knocked off and sent flying.

As you catch your breath, you look up at the figure above you. Yellow eyes and black markings lined with a bluish light. Chizuru smiles down at you.

“…Sorry it took me so long, Ichigo.”

She offers you her hand.

>You have control
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>>26102440
CAN OBAMA DO ANYTHING RIGHT!?
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>>26102440
That's both idiotic, stupid, racist, and terrible.

Die in a fire.
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Rolled 7

THESE DICE WILL BE THE DICE THAT PIERCE THE HEAVENS
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>>26102454
Curbstomp the fucker. Call for the Zangetsus again.
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>>26102454
Based Cos.
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>>26102454
"Time to kick ass?"

"Time to kick ass."
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>>26102454
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Oh hey cool, I missed a thread, lemme just check the arch -

WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DOOOOOOO?
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>>26102454
>Desus Ex Machina Shonen save
Fuck ya
>Take her hand and get up
>Assume fighting stance
Team up time
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>>26102446
We'll we are in the best place to deal with our first real loss. So we might be able to bounce back.
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>>26102466
Okay, Cosgrove you know these guys are just trolls. Please don't count them.
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>>26102454
"... so this time you get to save me?"
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Rolled 11

>>26102466
These dice of mine glow with an awesome POOOWWWWWWWWERRRR!
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>>26102454
"That was a woman?"
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>>26102454
Take it.

"That's fine, as long as this isn't some fancy sacrificial last stand. I think you know by now that I will never accept that."
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Rolled 7

>>26102454
So this thing works off of desire right? And your a lesbian right? Kiss me.
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>>26102454
TAKE IT!
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>>26102454

Take hand, stand up. Beat Hogyouku into submission with pure Zen.
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>>26102454
>41v46
No blue light. Not sure why Chizuru is rolling second this time? Is it because she's attacking an occupied opponent? Explain?
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>>26102498
>>26102493
We roll when asked you idiots.
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>>26102454
"Chizuru, if there is ever a time you need me to wingman for you, say the word. now let's stomp face"
take the hand
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>>26102454
take it "this idiot thinks that by stealing my body he can kill our friends. I'm honestly kinda disappointed that he has so little faith in their ability
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>>26102521
It's just one idiot.
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9 out of 10 anons agree to KICK HIS FUCKING TEETH IN!!!
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>>26102521
it's trolls
ignore and they move on
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>>26102493
1st roll...
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>>26102454
"Aliens, huh? I like your taste, Chizuru."
Get up while taking her hand.

And whatyaknow, Cos DID take the uncalled for rolls.
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>>26102278
>Relying on that QUITTER for anything.
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It's my birthday, I just finished drinking a bottle of scotch roughly twice my age, and Bleach Quest is on. Let the trolling continue good Cosgrove.
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>>26102454
Lets break this thing down, with two of us we might just be able do drain its power
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Anon delivers.
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Don't worry. The Groove man said that he doesn't count rolls that are meant to stir up arguments.
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Rolled 11

>>26102493
THEIR LOUD ROAR TELLS ME TO GRASP VICTORY!
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>>26102454
"Hey, Hougyoku. Bet you didn't think she was strong enough to do that.

You know what your main problem is? For a being who's all about altering boundaries and reality itself, you have no patience.

Because Chizuru isn't as strong as you want right now, you wanted to ditch her for a stronger host. And even if I was okay with that, which I most decidedly am not, I'd know you'd do the same to me if you met someone even stronger.

Shape up, or someone really will figure out a way to destroy you, or just throw you into the gap between dimensions or something."
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>>26102454
Lets team up
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>>26102562
3rd roll, only subsequent cries count.
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>>26102454
Grasp her hand HARD.
"Our beautiful souls,
Shall crush your dark heart!!"


Everything else will come afterwards and will be suggested by people greater than I.
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>>26102252
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>>26102555
noice
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Rolled 1

>>26102493
>>26102562

Take this!

My love, my anger, and all of my SORROW!
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>>26102454
Smile at Honsho, take her hand, stand up.

To hougyoku: "You are a goddamned shitstain on this world. An unnecessary relic of the past. You tried to take away that which I cherish the most, but you failed. Just like you'll fail in EVERYTHING else you'll attempt to do. There will ALWAYS be someone like me there to stop you. Now take this! My love! My anger! And all of my sorrow!"
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Rolled 6

>>26102590
GETSUGA! TENNNNNNNSHO!
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>>26102562
>>26102493
How do you fuck up that badly?
YOU MIXED OF THE PHRASES.
while samefagging i might add
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>>26102454
"Thanks. Now lets do this."
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>>26102454
Get up. Deny the rock's power.
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Rolled 18

>>26102564
Don't bring up Phantom Ganon, Ichigo! You'll make it so that the Bleaches was hijacked by Ganondorf the whole time!
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>>26102590
Cosgrove? Do troll rolls count?
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>>26102592
Stop. Please. This is not the time for flashy one liners. We will just beat his face in without saying a word. Its much scarierl
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>>26102606
It all counts when troll is someone you don't like.
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>>26102600
are... are you me?
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>>26102592
THIS SWORD OF MINE GROWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER! IT'S BURNING EDGE TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU!
GETSUGAAAAAAAAA TENSHOOOOOOOO
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>>26102454
Chizuru is the best bro ever.
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>>26102617
Well damn.
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>>26102606
At his discretion. I'm guessing he will though.
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>>26102590
Well... that's a lot of sorrow.
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>>26102600
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>>26102590
Fucking balls. We might have to waste crit master on this bullshit.
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>>26102562
>>26102493
>>26102590
Now, pay attention
>>26102624
See, this motherfucker knows how to say the quote.
And he even used a sword attack.
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>>26102454
"That's my girl. Want to show this punk how we do things in the Spooky Ghost Club?"
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>>26102466
>>26102493
>>26102562
>>26102590
>>26102597

These guys are, I'm pretty sure trolling.They're discounted.
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>>26102580
Sounds nice, let's go with that. It's slightly less tacky than the Shining finger line.
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>>26102644
>>26102641
He won't when it breaks characterization. Stupid monologues and rolling to seduce count I think.
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>>26102625
And we're about to die right in front of her. I wonder if we'll get an epilogue?
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>>26102659
BASED COSGROVE!!!
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>>26102454
Smile back, grab hand, stand up
"No worries, just glad you're alright."
gesture to creepy thing
"shall we?"
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>>26102590
Good thing we have a fresh Crit Master II.

Did we use it in the last thread?
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>>26102659
No way of proving it. Since its subjective it's Cosgrove's call, but I don't think he can ignore that 1...
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>>26102659
HAIL COSGROVE! KUBO OF KUBOS!
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>>26102683
Nope.

And Cos seems to be discounting the guys screaming out of place G Gundam quotes anyway.
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>>26102690
That is Cosgrove.
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>>26102625
you say best bros and post the most unbro team?
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>>26102466
>>26102493
>>26102562
>>26102590
>>26102597
Man, you'd need to be a fucking retard to pull shining finger lines when this setup is obviously for RABU RABU TENKYOUKEN
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>So, take her hand, a little small talk, then kicking ass?
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>>26102690
Ok, I'm an idiot that didn't see the trip. My apologies OP.
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>>26102495
Want to make sure she understands that.

I mean honestly I wouldn't be surprise if her wanting to die or be left behind in Hueco Mundo etc is part of what made the Hougyoku get tired of her so fast.
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Let us Zen.
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>>26102659
Alright. cool.
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>>26102727
Yes.
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>>26102727
Yup.
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>>26102727
Yes.

After making sure she fucking understands that she is done trying to take one for the team.
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>>26102727
Sounds ok.
Although we should probably cut and run while we can though since she's no longer in soul suicide.
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>>26102727
Sounds like us
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>>26102727
Yes.
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>>26102727
Kick its ass while keeping our cool and emptying our minds of desire.
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>>26102727
Yes.
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>>26102727

Yes, hopefully we can end that fucker permanently. Think of Aizen's face when he finds that little nugget of news out.
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>>26102727
Yes.
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>>26102752
I don't think we're allowed to turn back.
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>>26102792
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>>26102770
>>26102727
Mind of steel.
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>>26102796
Never once retreating.
Not once turning back.
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>>26102792
We almost certainly can't. Wouldn't be surprised if it has to want to be destroyed in order to be destroyed.

Best bet is forcing it to go back to sleep, and then keeping it that way.
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>>26102752
We were explicitly told not to do this by Zangetsu.
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>>26102792
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>26102752
No, the Zangetsu made it clear. We pick a path, we stick with it. No turning back, no second guessing. We're on this road, we see it to the end.
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>>26102792
I just realized something. If we ruin Aizen's plan at this stage there's no reason for him not to cut all ties and stay in SS. We won't have his convenient reveal to save our asses in the Sei Rei Tei. We NEED to keep him from finding out at all costs.
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>>26102796
Then we advance. We are The center,
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>>26102813
Mind of steel would be to kill Chiruzu and ditch the swordception before the plotrock can latch onto us.
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>>26102845
>implying we won't be taking over SS anyway
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>>26102838
>kill first human
>never stop
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>Take her hand
Oh yes, this is happening
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ4926bVB1U

your face when a major event/ arc was done in an afternoon like it was part of another chore
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>>26102854
I really hope she's finally gotten that we will never let her be left behind, and that the only thing she can do is help us fight for her.

Girl has problems.
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>>26102715
Sorry. How about this?
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Why not do a joint custody type of deal with the rock?
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>>26102819
actually what could happen is we actually knock it into submission and end up going full butterfly aizen in this shit.
except without the whole being batfuck insane thing.
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>>26102856

Are we not going to become the new King of Ghost Mexico? I thought that was the goal?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtxbk9NS_Bk
This is Old Man Zangetsu's voice to me.

Fuck.
Yes.

Let's end this thing.
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>>26102879
And I'm hoping this isn't an illusion or other ploy by the plot rock. God this quest makes me paranoid...
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>>26102882
Perfect.
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>>26102888
No, we go king Solomon with this, except we don't pussy out and we actually cut the fucker in half.
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>>26102888
Honestly I think it's too evil to understand how crazy its acting.

Like the smart thing to do would be to very gradually build Chizuru up until she's strong enough to be the host it wants. Essentially act as her Zanpaktou maybe.

But instead it's doing this shit.
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>>26102879
Exactly we are not doing that retarded 'Mind of Steel' shit we might roll on after something bad inevitable happens but going to fuck everything with being a HERO.
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>>26102902
>And hichigo sounds like Alucard from Hellsing abridged...
>This makes JESUS WANTS A HUUUUG all more funny given our current modus operandi
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>>26102895
We just want to be left alone to live out our lives with our human friends and our supernatural sorta-harem-thing.

But if SS decide to be such shitlords that we need the combined might of Hueco Mundo to fend them off, then maybe.
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>>26102925
Did you mean "too crazy to understand how evil it's acting"? Cuz Otherwise I'm not sure I get it.
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>>26102856
>>26102895
Fuck. Our group is collectively becoming Aizen, isn't it?

We're absurdly powerful and always have a greater form to ascend to.

Orihime can rewrite history.

Keigo can create illusions.

Chizuru controls the Hogyoku (once the consciousness is killed)

We're planning on conquering Los Noches.

We've made an enemy of Soul Society.

The Soul King is canonically hinted at being something horrible, which may provoke us to challenge it.
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>>26102895
Fuck no. Hueco Mundo sucks and we already got pretty much all the inhabitants who don't suck except for Nelliel's subordinates, Ashido, and maybe our mother.
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>>26102902
>There are no second chances
>Every moment is a test that you get to take just ONCE
>Make damn sure you take EVERY shot at victory because you might not get another
>The only thing you can count at any given monent is YOURSELF
>Let's see what you've got.
Goddamn, I want to punch a fucking bear in the face after watching that.
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>>26102939
Crimson Fucker makes a decent title considering our hair.
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"Aliens, huh? I like your taste, Chizuru."

You smile up at her, taking her hand. She pulls you up easily, as you dust yourself off. “Hey, Chizuru…”

She shakes her head. “Don’t worry Ichigo, I’m not going anywhere. I.. I think I finally decided what I want out of life…”
She gives you a roguish grin. “Kick its ass?”

She gives you a nod, lifting up her fist. “Kick its ass.”

You bump knuckles before entering a fighting pose. The Hogyoku roars in rage as you smirk at it.

"Hey, Hougyoku. Bet you didn't think she was strong enough to do that.

“You know what your main problem is? For a being who's all about altering boundaries and reality itself, you have no patience.

“Because Chizuru isn't as strong as you want right now, you wanted to ditch her for a stronger host. And even if I was okay with that, which I most decidedly am not, I'd know you'd do the same to me if you met someone even stronger. But now?”

Your fist raises up as you enter a fighting pose. “"Our beautiful souls… Shall crush your dark heart!!"

Chizuru chortles as she mirrors your pose. “Wow, you really are a dork, huh Ichigo? But that’s okay, its one of the things I like about you.

“I’ll take it down, just keep it busy.”

>ROLL ME 1d20 combat!
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>>26102925
It's sociopathic, not necessarily "evil". You know what, I'm going to suppress the rant.

>build Chizuru up plan
Isn't that what we're already doing?
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>>26102879
She's just desperately lonely, that's why she's so loud and disrespectful of boundaries.
More like she's gay, and gay people HAVE to be borderline rapists in Animanga, but I like my explanation more.
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>>26102960
who we can pick up on the way to getting mom back
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Rolled 19

>>26102980
ROLLS FOR THE ROLLS GOD! DICE FOR THE DICE THRONE!
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Rolled 11

>>26102980
IT BEGINS AGAIN`
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Rolled 4

>>26102980
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>>26102980
Let's hit it.
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Rolled 15

>>26102980
Let's do this.
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>>26103003
No more rolls.
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Rolled 8

>>26102980
OI OI OI, TIME TO STOMP IT'S FUCKING HEAD IN
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>>26102959
>implying aizen wouldn't ultimately defect to try working with us to put down the soul king
>implying we wouldn't beat the everliving crap out of him while at it.
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>>26102966
Last time on our VERY enthusiastic walk in mexico...
Orihime needs to make a BITCHES LOVE CANNONS reference at some point.
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>>26103003
NO ONE ELSE ROLL!!!!!!
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Rolled 16

>>26103008
Gah.

Gonna roll with it, though.
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Rolled 9

>>26102980
BRING THE MOTHERFUCKING ACTION
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Rolled 6

>>26102980
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuück!
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Rolled 8

>>26102980
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>>26103003
This suffices

No more rolls for security
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>>26102921
> Aizen, you have to hear this.
> Yes, Gin? Is it about how my perfect plan is coming to fruition?
> No, it's about the Hogyoku. Kurosaki has-
> Yes, yes, I know. Kurosaki has taken in the Hogyoku as its host, and is letting it develop its power so that I may steal it later. *Swishes wine glass* Just as planned.
> No, actually, Kurosaki and some chick just curbstomped the Hogyoku. It's dead. Like, for forever.
> (Silence)
> So was this part of your plan, genius?
> ...Aizen?
> *wine glass shatters*
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>>26102956
If Chizuru is still fucked at the end of this, I think we may have made the plot rock evil so that would have a problem that could be solved by punching.

We wished we could punch the evil rock to save our friend, so the rock went evil.
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Rolled 17

>>26102980
captcha:only onofsist
yes captcha, we only wanna fist it
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>>26102980
>She shakes her head. “Don’t worry Ichigo, I’m not going anywhere. I.. I think I finally decided what I want out of life…”
It's us isn't it?
The first case of a straight person converting a gay person in fiction.
Impressive.
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Rolled 2

>>26102980

Laughing God guide my dice
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>>26103051
Tenth
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>>26103045
if punching it worked once, it'll work again
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>>26103042
It's even funnier to imagine that as the real Aizen instead of Improvaizen.
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>>26103059
He's laughing alright.
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>>26103051
Aaaand that's 10.
We've got a 19 in the bank.

Also, I feel this themesong is appropriate for Ichigo right now:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXSn1cPz9eg
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Okay, ten rolls in
19
NICE!!!
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>>26103055
I'm pretty sure Cosgrove isn't going to make that happen.

It's too...
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>>26103042
>Stands up
>Says nothing
>"I'll... be in my quarters."
>walks off
>Door slams shut in the far distance
>Heavy violent, yet slightly muffled sobbing
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>>26103066
No it just made this show for us to feel better about ourselves and tried to make itself responsible for the fact our buddy is dying and no one can do shit.
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>>26103075
>Ichigo as the Texas rattlesnake
We should really learn some wrestling-moves.
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>>26103042
>you... you can do that
>apparently, i have no clue what the hell they did though
>you know what, lets just let kurosaki attack SS and hopefully he old man will kick his ass.
>this may be the smartest thing i've ever heard you say
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>>26103073

My thoughts exactly. There are just certain phrases I should stay away from while rolling.

>>26103055

She wants us to be a girl. And her wish is louder than all the others.
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>>26103055
I'm going to guess she's adopted our "we'll save everyone, even ourselves, because fuck you we're getting a happy ending" mindset, rather than the Heroic Sacrifice/Leave Me Save Yourself shit she's been pulling.
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>>26103069
Oh, but Anon... who says I can't be BOTH Aizens?
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>>26103055
Better not be.

Although I'm pretty sure she definitely rocketed up the ladder to 'best friend' status.
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>>26103042
>>26103069
If it was ImprovAizen...

>"... are we still keeping that wine back when the Quincies got exterminated?"
>"Yeah, it's there."
>"Bring me something stronger."
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>>26103069

>less so when he then goes and starts kicking a chained up hollowfied imperfect Arrancar Masaki. Assuming he has her.
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>>26103042
And so the return of ImprovAizen arrives again!
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>>26103088
Dude, last time we pulled this shit the chick ended up double teaming us with Orihime. And Honsho already wants Orihime. If nothing else she'd do it to get to Orihime.
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>>26103088
Too Kubo? What are you, a faggot?
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>>26103113
Shit...Shirou is now contagious.

Also, we are now Shirou!Aizen!Urahara!Ichigo.
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>>26103125
No, he just roughly hatefucks her.
Fight gods with gods.
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>>26103075
Ichigo ain't no Stone Cold. This fits much better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLTGsPQGwvc
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Rolled 2, 19, 14 = 35

Roll 1
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>>26103174
This isn't asking us to roll, right?
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Rolled 20, 7 = 27

>>26103174
Roll 2
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Rolled 1

>>26103174
So you want us to roll a 1d20 right?
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>>26102960
Aizen has the rest of them, most likely.

Ruling Hueco Mundo would be cool, though. Remember that Hollows are instinctual, and Aizen's hogyoku probably fucked them even more.

If we get this shit under control, we could return actual reason to them.

>>26103174
HOH BOY
HERE WE GO
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> Our beautiful souls shall crush your dark heart
Kamen Rider? We'll never live that down.
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>>26103187
No, it's just one set of his rolls

>>26103191
and we might be fucked
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>>26103148
Thats not the Shirou mindset. His mindset is "I'll save everyone at the expense of myself." Which leads to dumb shit like taking a hit straight to the chest from Berserker for no real reason because he though Saber was going to lose.

Shirou doesn't let his friends fight if he can help it. He does it all himself and never considers the consequences of his own death.

Thats fucking stupid and we don't do that.
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>>26103174
>>26103191
Goddamnit now it's just cheating.
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Rolled 17, 12 = 29

>>26103192
no
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>>26103192
No he was counting rolls.
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>>26103192
>>26103191
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>>26103192
That wasn't dice+1d20, so it doesn't count!
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>>26103191
Go Chizuru!
We match wits and fists
And you roll out with the crits!
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>>26101780
Same anon from before, I rewrote it as a sonnet, and tried to keep our Ichigo more in mind.

Without a pause for rest, I move ever forward.
When no road will suit, I forge my own path.
Peace, an illusion, with no challenge heard,
Happiness, fleeting, swift drowned out by wrath.
They stay within, but do not cloud my sight.
For them and all those who come to my side,
While I still stand, I continue to fight.
Not once retreating, despite battle's tide,
Never looking back no matter "what might-?"
I will become the King, the number one,
Without peer, of this illusion so bright.
For days without rain, to bring out the sun,
The long-closed gates of Heaven itself cease
And tear asunder. My Final Release!
Tensa Zangetsu!
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>>26103209
So, that fumble gets dropped right?
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>>26103192
We're fine.

Its outside of the first 10, he hasn't made a story post, and he hasn't called for a roll. Its null.
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>>26103191
Hmm... OMZ and Hichigo are en route? Please let it be so.
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>>26103200
Yeah, I know. Just rolling with the humor.
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>>26103235
inb4 this is Ichigo's canon shikai command
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>>26103255
That, or Chizuru beating its face in.
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>>26103255
No that's probably roll 3, roll 2 is Chiziru.
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>>26103235
>Sonnet
you beautiful motherfucker.
I love it.
We keep both, so we have one for aria purposes, and one for dramatic speeches.
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>>26103195
Meh, Orihime will love it, and Chad'll give us a thumbs up. S'all that matters.
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>>26103235
noice
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>19 and 20v19

You charge at the Hogyoku, slamming you fist into it, but it manages to block most of the attack. You keep it distracted as Chizuru coems up behind it, catching it in a German suplex, before running at you.

“Ichigo, throw me!”

You nod, catching her frame and tossing her midair, where she somersaults, redirecting herself at the Hogyoku.

“Rider KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!”

She slams her foot into its head, where you hear the sound of cracking, as the giant where you all are in has hairline fracture run through it.

Chizuru smiles brightly, looking like she’s enjoying herself.

>You have control
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>>26103235
Good work Anon
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>>26103327
It wasn't us...but I'm alright with that.
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Rolled 2

>>26103327
Punch it in the crack!
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>>26103235
I like it.
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>>26103309
But our REPUTATION!
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>>26103327
FALCO PUNCH
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>>26103327
Attempt to get it into a full nelson, or something that'll allow Chizuru to pummel it without being blocked.
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Rolled 10

>>26103345
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>>26103327

Hey, our wishes override all others, right? "I WISH YOU WOULD DIE"

Failing that, beat it to a pulp.
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Rolled 2

>>26103353
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>>26103327

Shove your hand deep into the crack and pull out the fucking gem
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>>26103327


Clearly we need to high five Chizuru, and make sure it's down for the count
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>>26103327
... did... did we just use a Fastball Special?
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>>26103327
>German Suplex
MOTHERFUCK YES WRESTLING IS AWESOME
Attack it some more! Aim for the crack!
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>>26103327
keep up the assault, but start funneling power to Chizuru
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>>26103327
That doesn't look like a good sign...
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So we just keep kicking it's ass right?
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>>26103327
So many times, we have failed that kick.
And Chizuru gets it in one.
Truly she is the badassest of bros.
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>>26103327
>Chizuru riding the combat high
>Trading random pop culture references while we kick the Hogyoku's ass

FALCON PUNCH

MATCH HER JOKE FOR JOKE
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Rolled 10

>>26103327
Rolling to free the SHIT out of it
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>>26103351
We gave it up when.. well when we turned into a blushing cuddlebug.
I'm out for the night. Kick its ass guys. Don't tear me apart.
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>>26103327
Fastball special is awwwwwwwwright.
Shunpo behind it, go for beheading
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>>26103327
"Seriously? You think Chizuru's weak? She's got an iron core dude, and it's slowly hardening into steel. Hell, she's the one I rely on when something has me frazzled, think about that!"
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>>26103327
Do we keep going Hogyoku? Do you still wish to fight, when the will of your host has forsaken you?

Do you surrender, waiting for the day when your own wishes may be granted, or do you fight, and risk destruction?
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>>26103363
Wishing doom on something that can grant it in any way it sees fit might not be the best idea.
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>>26103327
It's already DEAD.
punch it even more.
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>>26103402
Yeah this.
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>>26103373
Yes, yes we did.
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Rolled 7, 3 = 10

Alright, roll me 1d20
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>>26103402
thirding
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>>26103400
We don't have any powers right now, other than our BURNING HUMAN SOUL.

We're doing this early Jojo style.
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>>26103430
You have to desecrate its remains to make sure it doesn't come back. PISS ON IT!!
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Rolled 2

>>26103442
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Rolled 19

>>26103442
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Rolled 16

>>26103442
FFFFFF
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>>26103402
This. And add on,
"And just think, you could have had HER as a host. You made a huge mistake."
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Rolled 9

>>26103442
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Rolled 11, 17 = 28

>>26103442
and for the other
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Rolled 20

>>26103442
rolling
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Rolled 15

>>26103442
Rolling.
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Rolled 10

>>26103442
KEEP ON ROLLING BABY
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Rolled 16

>>26103442
please this be the rock
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>>26103462
EVERYONE STAHP
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>>26103442
DICE FOR THE DICE GODS!
TIME FOR FULL FUCKING KUBO!
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>>26103392
I summon thee, Andrew Motherfuckin' Jackson! With lightning coming out of his eyes!

[/spoiler]I expected more from Lincoln...[/spoiler]
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>>26103462
YUS!!!!
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>>26103235
was going to do a recording, but vocaroo is being a sack of shit and not recognizing my mic.
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>>26103475
FAALCON PUUNCH!
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>>26103475
NATURAL 20 BEATS EVERYTHING, BABY
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>>26103475
ROLL #10

BASED ANON
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>>26103475
FUCK YES!!!!
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>>26103475
STOP ROLLING.
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>>26103475
Good we're not dead.
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>>26103462
Yes, awesome. good.

>>26103475
oh, mother of fuck yes.

>>26103486
hey, I got that reference!
What happens when you cross a politician and a serial killer?
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Rolled 8

>>26103442
I channel my inner nigga
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>>26103475
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>>26103509
Nothing.
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>>26103516
NO, YOU DOOM US ALL!
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>>26103474
Man, I really hope Lesbro's (should I just call her Sis instead of a Bro variation? I mean, we already have sisters so it seems a little awkward?) still rolling second...
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>>26103516
You must be from Eugene, Oregon COZ YOU SO WHITE!
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>>26103509
What happens?
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Rolled 12

>>26103442
last roll
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>>26103534
lightning vision
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>>26103516
Sadly he's gone the way of Detroit. He is lost to you.
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>>26103442
>>26103475
These rolls
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>>26103539
Nice one, bro. 19 in the first three, and 20 after that.
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>>26103527
>>26103534
According to Ansem Retort?
You get Andrew Jackson with lightning vision.
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>>26103571
Doesn't Andrew Jackson already have lightning vision?
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>>26103571
I thought you get Samuel L. Jackson
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>>26103571
>in b4 caned to death
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>>26103539
And there was a collective sigh of relief.
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>>26103583
The dude fought duels and let his oppenet take the first shot half the time. God knows how many politicians he ended on the white house lawn.
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>>26103496
>>26103235
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NgVho3ZwsU
Gave it a shot.
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>>26103616
He got shot, survived, then bumrushed the failed assassin and beat the shit out of him.
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>yfw the Hougyoku reveals that this was all an act to make Chizuru want to live, and this become a worthy host
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>>26103640
Fuck that, this guys dead.
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>>26103640
If that happens, kill him anyway.
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>>26103645
more than dead. cadaveriffic
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>Ichigo and Chizuru's faces when jolly cooperation double team of doom
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>>26103640
>we still beat the shit out of it for using such a stupid convoluted plan
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>>26103665
>Filename
Motherfucker
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>>26103663
We'll kill him to death.... PERMANENTLY!!!
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>20 and 17vs 7

You smirk at Chizuru. “I’m the dork, eh? Now who’s talking?”

She raises her nose. “Rider is a Japanese institution, Ichigo! If you are no ally of Justice… then you are an enemy of Mankind!”

She cold clocks the charging Hogyoku before kicking it away. “If you’re such hot stuff, why don’t you show me your moves?”

You smirk at her. “Alright, if you insist…”

You enter a stance, fist back, as you charge as much energy and willpower as you can into the blow before charging at the recovering Hogyoku.

“FAALCON PUUNCH!”

You fist slams into its gem, cracking it more, sending it flying into the violet sea. Overhead, the giant sphere you’re all in cracks more.

You turn back at Chizuru and give her a thumbs up as she snorts amusedly.

>You have control
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>>26103633
There was that, he also had a habit of challenging people to duels, letting the whimper ones have the first shot and then killing them.

We estimate he killed between 50~300 people this way, the dude was a fucking monster made in the shape of a man.
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>>26103688
HELL

FUCKING

YEAH

FINISHING MOVE - CERTAIN KILL: DOUBLE ATTACK!
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>>26103688
Double Rider Kick right into the Gem.
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>>26103195
Nah, think girlier than that
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>>26103688
Now we go for a combination move of some sort.
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>>26103620
youtried/10

>>26103688
Finish the fight.
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>>26103688
Oh, God. The Orb feeds on wishes.

WE ARE RUNNING ON FAITH, FAITH IN NAKAMA
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>>26103688
So do you have any idea what will happen if that 'points up' explodes?
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>>26103665
Someone needs to drawfag the duo in their fighting poses. Oh hallowed drawfriends, hereafter my desperate plea...please?

>chump fundtow
See, Captcha agrees it would be fun! (Don't call them chumps Captch! I don't think they like that.)
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>>26103688

FALCON KICK!
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>>26103688
Go for the Side by Side Double punch. If anyone has it can they post the page with Nova and Starlord doing this?
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>>26103688
It's time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jerwm4ctkg
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>>26103688

Double dragon finishing move.

THE EAST IS BURNING!
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>>26103688
Um, I'm worried about the Hogyoku we're IN, not the one we're fighting...

Also:
EVANGELION SYNCHRONIZED RIDER KICK!

>>26103721
"In my spirit lies my faith: Stronger than love and with me it will be for always."

>>26103732
oh, shit, this I can do.
I started out drawing fight scenes and fabulous poses.
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>>26103688
Oh, yes!

Dork off!

... we should do something westaboo for our next attack.

I'm sure there's something that we know that would be pertinent. Is 2003, right? Matrix referece, I think.
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>>26103741
This
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>>26103716
Dual Cero Wave!
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>>26103688
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>>26103758
If your worried about that why are you advocating its certain destruction?
>>
THE DARKLIT PLANETS ALIGN.
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>>26103688
the move Shinji and Asuka used to beat Israfel
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You know that point where everything looks too good to be true and then something really, really bad happens because we didn't notice.

I think that is where we are...
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>>26103808
No, that was last thread when we rolled a 20 immediately after it started glowing blue.
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>>26103808
Obviously.
This is moments before she gets speared in the chest or her face explodes or something.
It's just the way anime works.
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>>26103783
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>>26103758
Yeah I'm not completely sure if this is the best idea.

But it's being a dickhead, so what else can we do?
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>>26103808
Check that Chizuru isn't about to get pulled through the gates of hell time?
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>>26103808
Chizuru was Aizen all along. That kiss? A decoy.
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>>26103831
I'm pretty sure she broke her chains?
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>>26103763
That's good. But we can do even better.
GIGA GETSUGA BREEEEEAAAAKEEEEEER!
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>>26103827
is that...
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>>26103833
Are you sure? Maybe Aizen is just lonely
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>>26103716
…we'll NEVER live it down.
Unless we say we watched it with our little sisters.
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>>26103830
KICK IT IN THE DICK!
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>>26103742
I was thinking more along the lines of this, with Zangetsu.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkIJYrjUYyQ
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>>26103790
see
>>26103758

>>26103788
No, No, the Hogyoku is the Blackstar.

>>26103808
Yeah, that cracking I said we should be worried about?

That.

>>26103830
No, no it's not. What else can we do?

>>26103848
No. That isn't out yet in Bleachverse.
We can't foretell the future.
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>>26103808
Maybe we should ask Chizuru if she knows what'll happen if the orb breaks?

Like if it'll make a huge explosion that could kill us all?


Ideally we'll punch it until it goes to sleep.
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Rolled 6

>>26103688
this
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>>26103790
that has a name you know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGE6k_cRK9U
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>>26103863
>No. That isn't out yet in Bleachverse.
>We can't foretell the future.
Dammit.
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>So, double synchrokick?

>Roll me 2d20
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>>26103874
crap forgot to turn off dice
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>>26103866
So we kill it, but leave its corpse in one piece.
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>>26103850
>
It is I for my power is unlimited
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>>26103688
Ask the Hougyoku if it really wants to keep this up, or can it just stop being such a shithead?
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Rolled 18, 17 = 35

>>26103890
oh boy oh boy
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Rolled 13, 5 = 18

>>26103890
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Rolled 9, 8 = 17

>>26103890
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>>26103903
I'm ok with this
We can stop now.
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Rolled 18, 13 = 31

>>26103890
Love will prevail.
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Rolled 8, 3 = 11

>>26103890
>>26103874

GOOD LUCK MODE
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>>26103903
I am stronk rolling now!
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Rolled 18, 18 = 36

>>26103890

Kick
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>>26103890
Well... wait to see if breaking the orb won't have horrifically dire consequences.
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>>26103903
Guys, we should stop now
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>>26103903
oh SHIT
NO ONE ELSE ROLL
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>>26103903
Good enough.
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Rolled 17, 12 = 29

>>26103890
This will end badly.
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Rolled 5, 9 = 14

>>26103890
>>
Rolled 4, 2 = 6

>>26103890
Synchrokick? Is this going to rely on us matching rolls with Chizuru?
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Rolled 3, 12 = 15

>>26103890

FINISH HIM
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>>26103900
no, not your power
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>>26103928
How?
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Rolled 3, 10 = 13

>>26103890
Alternately, Sekiha Bro Bro Taikyoken, but sure.
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>>26103928
JUSTICE WAITS FOR NO ONE!!!
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We might want to try diplomacy with the plot-rock.
Like "Look, you realize we're probably going to beat you into a pulp, right? You don't want that to happen. So why don't you surrender? Being enslaved to this girl's iron will is better than certain death, surely. Any time you want a rematch all you have to do is ask and we'll beat you down every goddamn time. Your power might rival that of God, but that's exactly why you'll never be able to defeat us."

"To paraphrase something I read once: What man hath wrought, let no God put asunder."
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Rolled 1, 10 = 11

>>26103925
you suck

have some double 1's
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>>26103941
10th roll, no 1s. We're going by >>26103903
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>>26103928
That's what I'm thinking but the justice train will not stop or slow as it barrels on to the destruction of everything.
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>>26103927
GENTLEMEN! BEHOLD! SYNCHRONIZED ROLLS!
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>>26103944
Ask Chizuru if she gained any knowledge, or if the Hougyoku wants to quit?
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Rolled 17

and let's see...
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You lnow, I am willing to bet that Urahara has a video feed to our soul hooked up and everyone's watching this.

Our Arrancar are probably confused as fuck.
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>>26103953
We can diplomance when it drops the giant angry gribbling monster routine. It hasn't done that yet.
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>>26103953

He said he was going to kill everyone in our life while wearing our skin

No fucking diplomacy will happen
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Are we seriously about to beat the fucking Hogyoku?
As a human?
I think at this rate the only thing that could stand against us is Old Testament God.
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>>26103959
Hah, this is roll number 12 therefore it does not count.
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>>26103927
Man, this would have been amazing. The synchronicity is just beautiful.
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Rolled 11, 10 = 21

>>26103927

Rider kicks, oh man, Mashiro is going to love us. There is a target for Chizuru other than Lisa
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>>26103966
VICTORY IS OURS!
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>>26103966
hue
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>>26103979
and Old Man Genocide.
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>>26103890
Welp.


Let's do this.
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>>26103953
Yeah this, before we finish it.

But don't mention the rematch part.
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"Hear me now oh so bleak and unbearable world. Thou art base and debauched as can be. And a knight with his banner so bravely unfurled now hurls down his gauntlet to thee. For tis I Ichigo Kurosaki man of Karakura."
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>>26103966
...we won? WE WOM!
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>>26103986
Barely.
Tied with her though...
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>>26103959
Half right you fucking piece of shit.
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>>26103992
...
That took too long to upload.
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>>26103944
The plot rock, could explode taking everyone with it. Or maybe it was the only thing keeping Chizuru alive and she knew this. Hell maybe it pulled an Aizen earlier and we have been murdering Chizuru instead. Any number of things could be going on right now.
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>>26103966
Try your red light now you damned rock.
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>>26103927
You. You win. Forever. Congratulations... ON YOUR PERFECT SYNCHRONIZATION!
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>>26104002
Double 18's is better than 17.
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>>26103959
After the first 10 fucker!!
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>>26103979
I don't think power levels matter in a place like this, it's purely RESOLVE.

I mean the Hougyoku has infinite power, but infinite fighting spirit?

Not so much.
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>>26103979
Nah- it's not as strong as it could be, just wait.
It's a being based on its host and their wishes-
Thus Aizen's wishes for power aren't boosting it to actual god-tiers.
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>>26104019
so we automatically get Momo back?
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>>26103979
In a battle of raw determination, nobody on the face of the earth can beat Ichigo and his friends. It is known.
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>>26104028
it's an 18 and a 17 vs a 17
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>>26104016
No he means how can we find out what killing it will do?
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>>26104042
She's dead Jim.
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>>26104019
SYNCHROGEEAAAARRR KIIIICK JUUUSTIIIICE!
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>>26104051
Apparently doubles on a synchro attack count as crits.
>>26104019
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>>26104042
>LaughHarder.gif
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Perfect synchro roll?

Fighting the Plot Rock?

... I think this is the perfect set up for a body/gender swap filler episode for the purposes of having a damn breather.
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>>26104019

Thanks man, makes me feel better about only being able to post from my phone because I derped on reference links.
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>>26104053
Do we at least get the body?
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>>26103927
What's even the likelihood of such a roll to occur?
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>>26104052
I don't know how about asking someone before, instead of annihilating it first?
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>>26104016
I'm pretty sure she meant what she said when she said she's done dying.

Also if Cosgrove didn't have us accidentally kill that one skater punk when we rolled a 20 and he rolled a 1, I don't think he's going to do that?
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>>26104074
>we body swap
>Chizuru just rolls with it
>Tells everyone that the Hogyoku drove us insane, but that it should wear off eventually
>Nobody believes us
>She bangs all the bitches while we watch, helpless.
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>>26104094
Could be but we are a dense fucker and it could be a bluff, or maybe she wanted to save her friend and be the hero before her time came to a close.
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>>26104085
1 in 400, technically. with /tg/ dice? much tougher
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>>26104094
I mean I could be wrong.

Cosgrove could have been waiting for this moment so that he can Rebuild of Evangelion 3.0 us.

But that'd... suck?

Hard?
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>>26104074
During the time she would be in our body she would impregnate every single woman within a several kilometer radius.
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>>26104085
a double? 1 in 20. that specific double? one in 400
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>>26104109
pls no
I'd like us to be the one to romance Shybel please
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>>26104085
1/20 to get doubles, 1/400 to get a double 18.
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>>26104089
Are you really this retarded? We just fucking headkicked it, you think it would tell us the truth? Hell, do you think it would tell us anything? No, it'll just take advantage of our hesitation and fucking attack. God, I get that diplomacy is usually better, but when a guy is fucking threatening to kill our friends in our own skin, you need to fucking grow a pair.
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>>26104121
Hey, is >>26104121
he tg diceroller actually skewed?
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>>26104126
oh my god it's perfect
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>>26104118
>dense fucker

I'm pretty sure we've been written as being pretty good at sense motive.
Plus there's no way she'd accept dying a virgin.
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>>26104132
Chizuru being in Ichigo's body has lots of potential for hilarious misunderstandings, though.
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>>26104085
Don't forget the time Cosgrove rolled a 1,1
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>>26104129
>>26104109

Doesn't have to be a body swap. Could be a temp gender swap and Chizuru proceeds to molest the shit out of us.
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>>26104126
It... it's beautiful.
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>>26104147
To my knowledge, We have no idea how it seeds the random rolls. There has been speculation that it is keyed to the time of the post, which is hilariously retarded.
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>>26104155
Normally, yes.
But we're in the middle of a crisis, and have only slept with two of the many potential women.

but then again, we could convince her to only sleep with Hime and there'd be no problem.
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>>26104180
Why not just ask moot?
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>>26104190
eh, all the hollows are already scheming to get into our pants anyway.
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>>26104138
No at the point when he's done and bleeding on the ground, AS the ground is collapsing maybe we should ask the only other person here if its a good sign.

And for the record I have no problem killing our enemies just so long as we don't make any stupid sacrifices to do so.
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>>26104215
Because if you know how it works then all our zany rituals to appease the dice gods become pointless.
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>>26104180
So as far as we know it might actually be some sort of malevolent alien being choosing whatever fits it's whim?
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>>26104215
I've tried, and he hasn't answered my emails.
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>>26104233
Hence the sacrifice of virgins.
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>>26104224
but it wouldn't be OUR pants.
We wouldn't have done anything. Chizuru would have.
And that's called NTR.
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Hey guys, you know that
????? thing that's at 9999 is getting leveled up when we win right? Prepare your hollow holes.
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Has anyone read Terry Pratchett's 'Nation' book? Because I'm pretty sure we just became Mau.

Does. Not. Happen.
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>>26104262
and that's terrible
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>>26104262
That's not what he was talking about.
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>>26104276
it'll level when Hichigo gets bored
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>>26104302
It'll level whenever Hichigo gets an excuse to gain any xp whatsoever. And he just fought off an army of shadow monsters.
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>>26104276
Somehow, I doubt he's going to challenge us right after we get done punching out Cthulu.

He's not a dick.
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>>26104327
No, he fought one fuck-off huge shadow monster.
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>>26104147
Why yes. Yes it is. My friend, my fellow fa/tg/uy, let me assure you, yes it is.

I haven't tallied up the latest threads, but let me ive you the stats on the first nine threads of Meta Game Quest

Total d100 rolls : 796
Expected Crits : 79.6
Expected Crit Rate : 10% (1-5 and 96-100)
Actual Crits : 103
Actual Crit Rate : 12.94%
Actual Positive Crit Rate : 6.28%
Actual Negative Crit Rate : 6.66%
Most Common Roll : 97 (16 times)
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>>26104302
More like when OMZ isn't paying enough attention to keeping him properly restrained.
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>>26104180
I was going to explain why keying it to the time of the post would not of been retarded, and many RNG work on time, but then I remembered that you can roll multiple dice on /tg/, making it, like you said, hilariously retarded.
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>>26104346
I never said he would challenge us. I think he's gonna challenge OMZ. Think about it, OMZ keeps stopping him from telling Ichigo the truth, and after the first blast from the plot rock, and we jinzened in Hueco Munfo, OMZ was forcibly holding him back. Hichigo doesn't want to fight us, he wants to take his power back from Zangetsu.
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>>26104302
It'll level up once we die or when we lose control
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>>26104363
>Implying he needs to be restrained
Bleach Quest Ichigo is on pretty good terms with his inner Hollow. Hichigo doesn't have nearly as many reasons to be pissed with Ichigo as he does in canon-Bleach.
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>>26104351
The negative crit rate is 6.66

Welp.
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>>26104351
And this of course was in a 'crits trump all, first 5 rolls' atmosphere, so there was a 64.65% chance of critting on the average roll
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>18&18
>vs.
>17

You and Chizuru both nod and charge at the Hogyoku as it comes out of the sea, kicking it back towards the center of the land before dual upper-cutting it. As it flies back, both of you look at each other.

“You thinking what I’m thinking?”

You both speak and nod in synchronization, jumping into the air in a somersault before, in mirror poses, flying down at it.

“Double”

“Rider!”

“/KIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!/”

You feet slam into the gem simultaneously as it cracks and you both backflip away.

The Hogyoku screams in agony as its gem, and the one surrounding you, shatter. As the violet energy fades, a sea of cherry blossoms sweeps across the ‘world’ changing things into a light evening. There’s a representation of Karakura there now, and nearby you is the ramen stand where you and Chizuru ate, its presence somehow feeling significant.

She smiles at you as you feel your shinigami outfit, sans the Kosode return. “That was… fun, Ichigo. Really, really fun!”

She looks up, and in the sky, mirroring this Karakura town is your sideways world, the Old Man and your Hollow standing there, waving at you both as black threads keep the two worlds united for now.

Chizuru pulls you over to the ramen stand and smiles as she pulls you to a stool next to hers. “…Thank you, Ichigo. For everything…”

>You have control
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>>26104391
It scares me too
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>>26104395
Jesus christ how horrifying
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>>26104402
>she's dying
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>>26104402

Give her a hug and eat some ramen.
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>>26104402
Ramen Rider time. Eat out her head and then leave.
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>>26104402
"Thank god thats over. If you had died right after I went though the work of dragging an entire pack of beautiful single women home, I would have had to drag you back and double-kill you."
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>>26104402
"Damnit, were you lying to me when you said you were done with dying?"
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>>26104376
consider the fact that many people are rolling all at the roughly the same time, and multiple rolls at that. Time is a fine thing to use if the seed is done once, but if it is instantiating off of time for each roller, it is beyond retarded.
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>>26104402

"Hey, what're friends for?"

De-Jinzen and laugh at Urahara.
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>>26104402
You better not be dying now i worked my ass off to make sure you made it out alive
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>>26104402
"... did we win?"
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>>26104402
"Hey, it wasn't all me. A good half of it was you.
"The other half was one-third me, one-third Zangetsu, and one-third my inner Hollow not wanting to be upstaged by a rock."
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>>26104402
"Wait, what? No. We beat the evil sentient wish-granting crystal. You're not going to die on me now, are you? Because seriously, I'm getting kinda tired of beating stuff up to stop that from happening, but I will keep doing it as long as I have to if that's what it takes."
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>>26104434
>head

riiiiiiight
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>>26104402
HA! Did we kill off the plotrock?

>You have control
"So... how are you feeling now?"
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>>26104402
"Are you kidding, it's the least I could do after keeping you up all night when I was with Orihime and Momo.

If anything I still owe you for that."
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>>26104402
Well lets wake up now and do this in the real world.
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>>26104465
This.
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WE JUST KILLED THE PLOT!!! THE KUBO IS DEAD!!! ALL HAIL THE COSGROVE!!!
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>>26104461
>>26104449
Judging by our Inner World being reflected in the sky, this is her Inner World the way it SHOULD be.

Its not crumbling, so I think she's fine.
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>>26104402
"Chizuru, you realize that when you told me that I shouldn't sacrifice myself for anyone, that I would never allow you to do the same right?"
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>>26104496
... we just made her a shinigami.
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>>26104402
"Hey don't mention it. We sure did kick a lot of ass back there..."
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>>26104479

Second, but sit next to her first.
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>>26104496
>>26104516
We gave her a true soul link. Perfect symmetry.
Momo's gunna be pissed.
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Cosgrove we better get xp for this this shit was a gimmick fight and everything
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>>26104528
That works.
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>>26104516
>>26104516
We penetrated her with our sword and released our power inside her?
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>>26104516
What, and her bankai is RAMEN?

RAMEN RIDER?
That's actually awesome.
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>>26104538
I like making her a shinigami more...
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>>26104528
>>26104479
These.
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>>26104435
Oh god this.
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>>26104555
... isn't that exactly what we did? Didn't we do swordception on her?
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...Technically I don't think her dying right now would be the WORST thing.

Since wouldn't kicking the Hougyoku out mean she'll no longer succumb to Soul Suicide, thus allowing her soul, upon death, to go to the Soul Society?
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>>26104435
>>26104479
>>26104528
This. All of it.
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So we just broke Urahara's greatest invention and achievement.
Are we going to need to roll to see how pissed off he is when we go back?
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>>26104402
"Hey, don't thank me yet. Everyone's waiting for you out there, so let's go tell them the good news."
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>>26104555
oh shit we had soul-sex with Chizuru, too!?

She can now say we're the only man to ever be inside of her.

>>26104435
>single
HAHAHAHAHA...HA
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>>26104435
Yeah this.
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>>26104402
Hug her. I think she may be dying.
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>>26104572
That's the joke.
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>>26104592
Dude wanted to break it, didn't know how to.

Because he didn't have spooky shadow magic.
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>>26104580
that would raise some problems
1)SS outskirts are a huge clusterfuck
2)She might not remember us even
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>>26104402
"That sounds worryingly final."
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>>26104606

We come back to reality

"So seems like the secret to breaking that thing was to just hit it over and over again. You ever think of that?"
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>>26104595
*smack*
>Shybel
Dibs.
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>>26104601
Of course she's dying. Everything is suddenly calm and we're reliving her fondest memory of us.
Rev up those tissues because the tear river is about to overflow.
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>>26104601
I don't know, I think the only thing that allowed her to fight is she took a stand that she didn't -want- to die.
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>>26104602
So why not make her a shinigami. Her power is mystery box!
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>>26104610
Memory loss takes time there, though it would still suck if the chain breaking was her's
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>>26104630
Eh, I'm pretty sure even if she dies, we probably turned her into a shinigami.
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>>26104610
>she might not remember us even
Okay, I want to clarify this now: It takes DECADES for people to forget that shit.
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>>26104595
THEY'RE TECHNICALLY STILL SINGLE

AND LESBRO IS FREE TO ANY ONE OF THEM SHE CAN MANAGE TO SEDUCE

Except ShyBel, but she's practically glued to us so I doubt Chizuru would go for her.
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>>26104635
We just brutally murdered the mystery box.
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>>26104606
>"...I've been trying to destroy that for the past century"
>*Eye twitch*
>"You did it in 10 minutes."
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>>26104626
We need to remember this.
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>>26104630
And that is why we don't kill the bad guys when they are the ONLY thing holding the world together.
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>>26104610
she would.
Yuichi remembered Chad.

>>26104628
not enitrely sure what you're saying here.

>>26104652
Nel and Mila-rose, sure. Sung-sun doesn't seem her type, and neither does Appaci.

Her type is buxom and bubbly.

So only Nel, really.
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>>26104659
And yet given the chance we would do it all again. Such is the power of the box.
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WE JUST MURDERED THE MYSTERY BOX!!!
WE HAVE AVENGED /tg/'S HONOR!!!!
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>>26104666
Do you see the world crumbing around us? Because I don't. That sort of shit would be mentioned, especially considering Ichigo KNOWS what a collapsing Inner World looks like.
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>>26104666
We didn't really have any other options.

At least now she gets to pass on instead of stop existing or go to hell.

Though that assumes that that is indeed what's happening, which would really really really suck.
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>>26104630
>Chizuru dies
"I reject"
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>>26104662
>..."But for me... it was Tuesday."
>"WHAAAAAAAARRGARBL"
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>>26104666
>Chizuru is dying?!
>Nopechuck testaShinigami
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We're on page 7. Can someone archive the thread?
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>>26104688
Maybe it just hasn't started?

But you have a point, I don't think her inner world would reassert itself and -then- fade.

That's silly.
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>>26104703
...Actually yeah.

The Hougyoku isn't in the way anymore.
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>>26104662
>actually, I did it 16 minutes ago
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>>26104688
>crumnling world is hollowfication. Death is natural, that we are here at all is worrisome, but Ichigo is ignorant of such things
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>>26104727
Is it worrisome?

We used Schatten to get into her head, and we never left.
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>>26104703
>Ichigo a crying wreck on the ground
>Orihime trying to get him to pull himself together
>ShyBel panicking because she doesn't quite into human emotions yet
>Chizuru just sitting there being very, very silent
>Urahara also crying, but over the ruins of his very destroyed shop.
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>>26104711
Nia
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>>26104685
We need to get Nel a grade appropriate gigai and get her transferred into our class.

Ib4 half our grade is shinigami and hollows.
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>>26104727
>that we are here at all
Our Swordception doesn't just automatically end when the conflict resolves.
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>>26104737
Man shut up.

It doesn't even make sense in this context.
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>>26104727
We're still connected to her soul. All that's happened is that we haven't left yet.

Besides Cos said we won forever. Chiziru immediately dying would not be winning forever.
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>>26104731
We're inside the soul of someone who is dying, this seems like it could have potentially adverse effects on us.
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>>26104758
We don't know for certain she's dying.
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>>26104758
>Chiziru's dying
[citation needed]
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>yfw Urahara is laughing his ass off fanning himself when we come out
>Can't believe my plan worked!
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Rolled 20

>>26104769
We'll find out soon enough. I don't think Cosgrove would pull that on us, considering that our victory was due to Chizuru discovering the will to *live.*
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>>26104758
She decided to live, remember? I'm pretty sure that was a huge step in avoiding the whole soul suicide thing.
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>>26104753
Bad guy was the source of her life
they die
then she holds on just long enough to make peace before dying
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>>26104727
Crumbling world is Soul Suicide, which is what she was dying from.

What else would be killing her? The Hogyoku is either dead or dormant, and Soul Suicide is no longer occurring, so anything that happens to her now could be cured either by Kido or Orihime.
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>>26104785
Apparently.
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>>26104785
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If Chizuru dies now, this is what will be waiting for us once we get to SS.
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>>26104785
THIS IS AN UNCALLED FOR ROLL
THAT MEANS IT'S SAVED FOR NEXT TIME
RIGHT?
R...RIGHT?
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>>26104785

And there we have it.
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>>26104778
If so, we kick his ass. Or at least tell him that it was a horrible plan, then let Chizuru kick his ass.
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>>26104815
Someone will have negated it by then.
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>>26104815
Then all those fumbles come back.
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>>26104778
Then we take his hat.
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>>26104791
>bad guy was source of her life
Nothing backs that up. The Hoguyoku was the ONLY thing killing her.
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>>26104778
Then we punch him in the face while thanking him.
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>>26104815
Each story post resets the timer I think, so... probably.
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>>26104778
"Hey. Hat-n-Clogs. Shinji ever tell you what happened to him in school a few weeks ago?"
>Chiziru has a toothy grin
"Sic em."
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>>26104831
Yes.


We must take the hat.
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>>26104831
This. If Urahara ever crosses the line, we take his fucking hat.
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>>26104402
Sit with Chizuru, "this is your regular place, telle what's good?"
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>>26104831
OUR POWERS GROW!
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>>26104860
Then we wear his hat on our hat.

Hatception!
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>>26104748
>Arrancar/shinigami class
Delinquent Arrancar girls is a go.
The shinigami can be on the morals committee.
We're the go-between.
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>>26104867
EATING SO OUR POWER GROWS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCxL3-Fl7bM
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>>26104878

Why are we bothering become the king of ghost mexico and the lord of ss?

Let's take the mortal world.
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>>26104837
That a far to convention explanation, until cos says we're in the clear I assume the ending of this fight which was far to easy, to mean something is still going on.
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>>26104748
Well we've got the Vizords on rotation, and they're mostly captains. But they spend most of their time faffting about and reading porn.

Nel will be focused on classwork for her own reasons, but i see shybel learning of our standards and treat it with the same gusto. Ishida gets pissed that people are in the running to overtake him in class rankings.
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>>26104907
>far too easy
That's because we didn't roll a constant chain of ones and had a teammate.
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>>26104907
I think no matter what happens, Ichigo might need to cry after this.

Just too overwhelming.
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>>26104814
go on...
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>>26104931
And the plot rock had a tiny dice pool and save one trick roll swap.
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>>26104938
When we're alone in a room with Orihime. Then we can cry. In her arms, where none of our friends can see us.
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Damnit Cosgrove, your delayed posting is breaking my heart.

I'm on the verge of shedding actual tears here, and I'm pretty sure you're going to shove me over the line.
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>>26104952
The Hoguyoku has not power of its own. It feeds on our weakness, and we are not weak.
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>>26104894
Pretty soon our powers are going to be strong enough to start warping the mortal world (read as "Our presence may cause anyone of average spiritual pressure or lower within five or so kilometers to be rendered unconscious, or outright die.") Besides, rippling anything accept Heuco Mondo requires way too much paperwork.
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>>26104931
Yeah man. Reverse our roll when we rolled a 20, Doubled their own highest roll, rolled Three Times

We couldnt draw on our own powers, so no masking up, we got lucky.
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>>26104402
Oh god. She swapped our water for sake and we've been having a drunkdream the entire time!
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>>26104960
Calm yourself. Have a porcupine.
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>>26104952
Actually, it got up to three dice before Chiziru broke free and accepted life, then each action knocked it back down to one. Though those manipulation effects... fuck.

>>26104973
And Chiziru's, everything turned around when she decided she would live.
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>>26104980
Nah we're not even close to being that strong yet.

I mean the Hougyoku wasn't reiatsu, but resolve.
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>>26104995
The Hedgehog's Dilemma is the LAST thing we need to deal with right now!
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>>26104952
The Hogyoku is insane in what its capable of doing, but it doesn't generate its own power. It needs a power source.

We denied it power when we figured out the zen trick.

Chizuru denied it power when she broke free and started kicking its teeth in.
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>>26104995
That's not a porcupine, that's a hedgehog.
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>>26104402
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWX54_H5xLs
>She starts fading away
>flashback to him telling her everything would be fine
>"Don't make a girl a promise you can't keep ok Ichigo..."
>she's gone
>"CHIZUUUUUURUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
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>>26104959
If this winds up being a goodbye, I had a good death scene, we are doing that.
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>>26105023
Actually yeah I think the Old Man might kill us if we fail to save Chizuru.
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You sit down onto the stool.

"... did we win?"

She smiles at you. “Yeah.. Yeah we did.”

You let out a sigh of relief.

"Thank god that’s over. If you had died right after I went though the work of dragging an entire pack of beautiful single women home, I would have had to drag you back and double-kill you."

She shakes her head, maintaining her smile but doesn’t say anything to you, looking upward. You stare at her, panic rising.

"Wait, what? No. We beat the evil sentient wish-granting crystal. You're not going to die on me now, are you? Because seriously, I'm getting kinda tired of beating stuff up to stop that from happening, but I will keep doing it as long as I have to if that's what it takes."

Chizuru giggles. “You know, Ichigo, if you keep doing stuff like that for ladies, you’ll gave us the wrong impression. But, you know, this place means a lot to me, now. I used to hand out with Orihime’s friends, but this is the place where I found my first real and best friend. He’s a stubborn idiot who doesn’t know when to quit, you know?”

She nods her head sagely. “He’s thick headed, singleminded and doesn’t know when to give up. He can really be a pain!”

She look out the ramen bar up at your world, watching the black fabrics starting to unravel. “But, he’s loyal and brave. He’s a bit of a dork, knowing all sorts of nerdy stuff like Anime, Kamen Rdier, and American movies. And he won’t let his friends go, no matter what, always looking out for them, even if they don’t want him too…”

(1/2)
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>>26105023

Chizuru is now Cortana. Discuss.
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>>26105043
She clutches at her skirt, eyes watering before she blinks them back. “Looks like time’s almost up, Ichigo.

“Can you do something for me? Could you close your eyes?”

Staring into her pleading eyes you give a hesitant nod, slowly closing your eyes.

“You know, I wanted to come back here with you sometime, Ichigo. Did you know that?”

You don’t have the time to shrug as you feel something soft brush against your face before its gone, as you begin to feel the transition out of Jinzen.

“Later, Ichigo. It’s been fun…”

Before you can do anything, the technique is over as you feel yourself pulled into the real world.

>Next part out in a bit.
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>>26105037
Hichigo at the very least would bitch slap us
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>>26105023
Dude, it's fucking Thanatos all over again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMDBRDUd0a4
I'M ONTO YOU, SHIRO SAGISU!
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>>26104997
Icefaggot and Harribal had way more.
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>>26105046

yup, she's dead
fuck
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>>26105010
The Hoguyoku is pretty clever and challenging, but yeah, it ain't OP. Power in our head has nothing to do with power in the real world, but instead on our resolve. Applying our powers effects to dice pools instead of damage was clever.
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>>26105046
...Goddamnit Cosgrove you broke my heart.

And might have broken Ichigo.
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>>26105043
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uLPjiITqqY

>This is good to go with this, by the way
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>>26105046
Ah fuck.
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>>26105046

Good god, we flipped her. Holy shit.

Just as planned
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>>26105046
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>26105046
What was the point of all that frustration?

I mean if we lose now, then we could lose at any point no matter what we do, just because it's dramatically appropriate.

I think I'm going to actually cry now.
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>>26105046
>Please just be fucking with us
>Please just be fucking with us
>Oh god my heart can't take it
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>>26105046
Looks like we've got two people to bring back from Soul Society now.
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>>26105068
you mean we killed her
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>>26105077
The point is that she went out happy rather than in pain.
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>>26105068
I really hope this is what that was about.
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I really don't see any reason why Orihime can't bring Chizuru back from this, unless she soul suicides anyway, in which I will ragequit.
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>>26105043
>>26105046
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWX54_H5xLs

Oh wow
Shit
I actually just shed a few real tears for a fictional character...
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>>26105098
>>26105099
Never change /tg/. Never.
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>>26105046
at least...at least it was death...and not soul suicide.
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>>26105099
>>26105098
only thing I can think is the law of mass numbers
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>>26105046

she dead
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>>26105046
... fall to knees, exhausted and let out a sorrowful waaaaaaail.

Like at the end of Man of Steel when spoilers happened.
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>>26105097
Really not good enough.

Especially not if we're supposed to risk everything to save someone else.
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>>26105065
Oh man. You motherfucking monster. This is too much man, even for full KUBO.
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>>26105043
>>26105046
... it's raining is all.
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>>26105098
>>26105099
RoyMind

>>26105046
AGH SHIT CHIZURU WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT
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>>26105098
>>26105099
We have achieved perfect synchronization.
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Rolled 8

>>26105046
Rolling to cry
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>>26105043
>>26105046
We're all going home, right?
She's not dead, right?
Right?
....right?
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>>26105094

We...wait.

Oh. Oh dear.

Oh dear. Why, Cosgrove? Why?
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Wait a minute. We're gonna wake up crying. SHE JUST WANTS TO MAKE US LOOK LIKE A BITCH!!!
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NOBODY FUCKING PANIC.

She died. She didn't soul suicide.

Know what that means?

She's going to Soul Society.

So she can be brought BACK from Soul Society.

And put in a Gigai.

We're good. It's fine. Dammit.

I'm not crying. Shut up.
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>>26105127
Fun fact, Inoue died in the pilot manuscript for keeps. One of the themes never really explores was "death is the beginning"
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>>26105046
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>>26105046
>"Chizuru?..........goodbye."
>>
I didn't want this, I tried to stop it, but the tide was to great as the streets called for blood, who was I to deny them
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>>26105046
>ofw we wake up and she's dead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfNCWgGjuPI
>>26105168
If so, it's fucking working.
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>>26105043
>>26105046
>get up
>turn around and start walking
>stop at the door
>"It's raining..."
>exit
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>>26105173
I don't think that's allowed.

Hopefully we might have super-charged her abilities in order to become a shinigami really quickly.

But that's assuming she didn't soul-suicide anyway, just to break our heart more.
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>>26105173
>She's going to Soul Society.
Where she will, slowly but surely, forget her time in the Human world.
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... what are we going to do about Chizuru's family?
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>>26105173
But she won't remember. It'll be her soul but it will never be quite Chizuru.
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>>26105046
Hold on Sparky. Orihime has this.
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>>26105209

That takes YEARS. We're going to Soul Society in a couple of days. We can still fix this.
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>>26105194
There wasn't anything else we could do, since it wouldn't negotiate.

Now if she still just turns to nothing, I'm done with this quest.

But if we see her in soul society, it'll be a bit better.
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>>26105209
BITCH WE ARE GOING THERE IN THREE DAYS. IT'LL BE DECADES BEFORE SHE FORGETS AND WE'LL FIND HER BEFORE THAT.
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>>26105209
That's what diaries are for... it's... all will be... well...
I'm sorry
I can't
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>>26105203
I still say we did the substitute thing on her. And bully on all of you who say otherwise!

That's what we did.

We stabbed her withour sword, and pumped her full of our power.
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She's going to be alright.
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>>26105226
This!
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>>26105226
She should.

Probably won't.
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You know Orihime is already healing her, and there was nothing killing her other than the Hoguyoku, and the Hoguyoku hadn't damaged her soul enough to kill her, and her soul doesn't directly effect her bodies health like that. HOW WOULD SHE DIE?!
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>>26105230
We tried once when it thought it had all the cards, after it lost Chizuru we all we thought about was murder.
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Wait a fucking moment.


This means, instead of simply going to rescue a friend, we're rescuing two.

The plotkai screams at us for this.
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>>26105233
Does time work that way in soul society? I remember people that died together would show up decades apart?
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>>26105244
Because Cosgrove wants us to cry.
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>>26105046
I have never cared as much for a character in a quest thread as I do now.
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>>26105244
If I had to make a guess? She was already dead from Ice-shota's attack.
The Hougyoku was keeping her 'alive' sorta. Now that it's gone her body reverts back to the 'dead' state.
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COSGROVE YOU FIEND WE CANT WAIT ANY LONGER!

(note: this is a compliment of the highest order)
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>>26105245

To be fair, by the time it lost Chizuru, it had already threatened to murder all our friends while wearing our skin.

I would propose that countermurder is an entirely reasonable response to that.
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>>26105239
And you don't seem to understand.
A shame you seemed an honest man.
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>>26105046
Full Urobutcher modo.
D-dammit.
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>>26105254
Hell let's make it an even dozen. Let's kill all our friends.
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I like to think that even though Chizuru is dead not all is lost.

Azien is probably going to curl up into a ball as all of his plans just got fucked.
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>>26105259
That's because of the space between the soul society and the cleaner. That has no effect on how time passes in the SS and it only varies by a few days anyways.
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>>26105244
We BROKE the Hoguyoku in her that probably caused some bad REALITY DESTROYING/WARPING juju, inside her.
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>>26105046
>Re-enter the real world
>Kneeling next to Chizuru
>Everyone silent
>...
>"HA! Gotcha, Ichigo!"
>"GOD DAMN IT HONSHO!"
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>>26105244
Because the Hoguyoku was the only thing keeping her alive and in this world. Now she's dead and has no unfinished business...
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>>26105288
This has to be it. She wants to see us cry like a bitch. And then laugh.
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>>26105275
I FUCKING TOLD YOU


FULL UROBUTCHER HEAVEN'S FEEL 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO SHUT UP AND JAM GAIDEN
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>>26105272
Counter murder is fine if it doesn't KILL OUR FRIENDS, you stupid shit.
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>>26105292
>only thing keeping her alive
Why did she need it to keep her alive?
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>>26105303
Just like Cosgrove
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>>26105292
>>26105266
Except the only reason we won was because she wanted to live right?

And it's not like Harribel and friends are going to go back to being hollows.
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>>26105313
because John Snow killed her.
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If she dies and there's nothing anyone can do, even with Urahara and Orihime, I'm calling bullshit.

I mean they're pretty much right there.
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>>26105288

God, I hope so
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>>26105307

Propose another option, to me? Because the Hyogyoku did not seem to be in a receptive mood for negotiation, there.
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>>26105313
Because of the icefaggot then it kept breaking her more in a shitty attempt to keep going, and when it saw us as a way to escape it tried.
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>>26105306
To be fair, Fate/Zero being depressing as fuck really isn't Urobutcher's fault. It's a prequel, so the ending is a foregone conclusion.
Sakura HAS to be stuck with the Matous, Saber HAS to not get the grail, Iri HAS to die, Kiritsugu HAS to be doomed long term. All of this was predetermined by Stay Night.
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>>26105306
Everything up to part 23 was pic related, but we've just hit the Urobutcher zone
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>>26105292
We really have no indication to think that is the case.

Being fully encased in Ice Shota's icicle doesn't seem to be fatal. At least it wasn't to us, nor to anyone in canon if they were broken out in any reasonable timeframe.
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>>26105331
He doesn't have one. People bitch every time we don't diplomance even when it clearly isn't an option.
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"It's 106 miles to the shrine of penitence. We have a full tank of reiatsu, half a pack of ginto, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Is there a point you are trying to make Kurosaki?"
"Nevermind let's just hit it."
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>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWX54_H5xLs

You feel something drop out of the bottom of your heart as look around in the real world as panic clutches you. You look down at Chizuru, her form laying down on the ground, limp. You feel hot tears well at you eyes as you shake her.

“…H-hey, Chizuru. That was a good one, right? Right?”

You shake her more frantically. “N-now its time to get up, Chizuru.”

Your eyes swim with tears as you stare down at her unmoving form. “…Chizuru?”

Orihime puts her hand on your shoulder. “..Ichigo.”

You look at her giving her a look of loss and confusion, before turning back and shaking Chizuru again. “…T-this isn’t funny Chizuru.. HONSHO CHIZURU, ANSWER ME!”

You fold over, sobs unable to be surpressed anymore, your head against the ground. “Was that… all of that for nothing?!”

You sob for a few moments before you feel it, a hand weakly brushing against your hair.

“…You’re too loud, Ichigo.”

Chizuru’s yellow eyes look at you warmly as she offers you a weak grin.

“…Besides, I though guys weren’t supposed to cry?”

>You have control
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>>26105331
One we didn't try to do anything other than RIP AND TEAR so who knows how 'open to negotiation' it was, two when we saw the world start to crack we could have stalled, to get Hat and Cogs or Orihime to do something.
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>>26105366
hug her like we've never hugged before
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>>26105366
Fothermucker.
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>>26105366
"Its just raining. Shut up."
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>>26105366
"Who's crying? I just got something in my eyes."
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>in 50 years...
>It's an honor to meet you Captain Shiba!
>The pleasure's all mine Lieutenant Honsho
>... I feel like we've met before...
>Must have been at one of the officer meetings... Oh well. See you around ya?
>Ya.
>They continue walking their separate ways
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>>26105366
"Only coldhearted assholes say that. Real men aren't afraid to cry."
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>>26105388
This
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>>26105366
Pick her up for a hug.

NOW.


"Good to have you back, bro.", or something.
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Rolled 6

>>26105366

rolling to seduce
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>>26105366
"Chicks like it when your in touch with you emotions try it some time"
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>>26105366
Hug like you've never hugged before.
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