>>26099174
>[x] LESSONS

>>26099174
>您好

Do you even laoshi?

>[ ] Field a question
"Oh thank god."

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>>26099301

I am a native English and Chinese speaker, and I find the US Army's Chinese Phrasebook utterly hilarious.

>>26099174
[X] Field a question
How well can you guys speak English? Anyone helping the one who can't?

>>26099174
>[ ] Ask a question
Who can't speak English?

>>26099174
[X] Ask a question
Where did you learn English?
Anyway, get ready for some pretests to see where you guys are at. I got some great plans in store, depending on how well you guys and girls do on these tests. Good luck.

>>26099174
[x]How well can you guys speak English? If you can please assist and translate for those who can't.
[x] THEN LESSON TIME

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LET'S GET CHINKY WITH IT.

[X] LESSONS

I also want more non-waifuing interaction with violent psychopath mongol witch

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>>26099384
I feel that pain though. I greeted some students with a "nin hao" once. That pretty much set the power dynamic for the rest of the time I knew them. Hope old Urbanowicz has a better go of it.

what was the " NU'O BAN NUO" supposed to be? The more butchered transliteration? My Chinese is rusty.

>>26099596

Yeah, it's horribly-butchered transliteration.

Chinese is a wonderful language to slaughter the English language with.

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>>26099174
[X] Field a question

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Thank goodness, you think to yourself. Any more of that shouting and you might be hoarse.

Your mind turns to the earlier comment. You suspect that the one who does not speak English is the one glowering in the corner. You decide that it was better to not pursue that line of inquiry.

"Any questions before I start the class?" You say.

[ ] HIGH IMPACT READER WRITE-IN VERBAL VIOLENCE (I mean, write in)
[ ] The class asks about your past
[ ] The class asks about your poor grasp of the Chinese language

>>26099920
>[ ] The class asks about your past

>>26099920
>[x] The class asks about your past

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>>26099920
[X] The class asks about your past

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>>26099174
>[ ] The class asks about your past
Time to bust out our sexy nazi punching past and gain some authority.

>>26099174
For those confounded by moon runes he very roughly said....

>Nin hao. Wo shi Weituo Nuobannuoshi laoshi. Wo shi nide xin laoshi.
(Respectful) Greetings. I am instructor <Witold Urbanowicz>. I am your new teacher.

>Jintian women hui-
Today we can-

>>26100103

Actually it's "Today we will-"

goddamn fucking twitter not pushing updates

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>>26100186
>mfw translating context sensitive Chinese verbs in pinyin without tones attached.

>>26099920
I say we do our best to impress scowly. She seems to have run away to join the war of her own volition so our DARING HEROICS might warm her up to us a bit.

oh now it fucking updates instantly
piece of shit twitter just die already

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You look at the hands that shoot up, and pick one at random.

"Mr Witold? Did you really save all those Witches?"

Students, you smile to yourself. Always wanting to find out if you really did punch out that Nazi, rescue those Witches, walk out of that Soviet internment camp with Witches in hand, or about that calvary charge. It's all the same to you.

"Why, I suppose I did. Even decked the guard that was guarding my cell, if I remember correctly." They'd never believe that you just walked out of there with little to no resistance anyway, or that there was an open back door that no one noticed. Or that the guard you just mentioned was armed to the teeth.

You take another question.

"Mr. Witold! Did the Polish Army really charge at tanks with lances?"

Ah, that old myth about the Polish calvary. The Germans and Italians really did a good job lying about that battle.

"They really did charge the tanks. But not with lances. They had much better weapons than lances. Everyone knows lances are unable to dent the side of a tank, anyway." Truth be told, the Pomosrka Calvary Brigade had wiped out the entire battalion, and at least half of the reinforcements, which were mostly tanks. With modernities such as anti-tank rifles and, horror of horrors, TANKS.

You feel generous, so you indulge another student.

"Mr. Witold! Mr. Witold! Did you really shoot down a plane on your first flight?"

"Yes." You say. "He was being mean and I tried to chase him off, but somehow I accidently shredded him."

The class mulls over that for a moment. You notice that that are no more hands raised.

"Well, we're gonna start lessons now. Please translate for those who do not understand English." You say.

What will be today's lesson?

[ ] Combat Basics!
[ ] Dogfighting the enemy!
[ ] Witches do not fight alone!

>not having the update pre-written
ur bad at quests op
step it up

>>26100872

I didn't know you like being railroaded so hard your anus would bleed.

>>26100866
>[ ] Witches do not fight alone!

Because I can already see the Mongol going "GLORIOUS CHARGE FOR THE HOMELAND!"

>>26100866
>[x] Witches do not fight alone!

what >>26100903 said

>>26100866
>[x] Witches do not fight alone!
>>26100895
I love you in a platonic way.

>>26100866
[x] Witches do not fight alone!
>Momiji
best 2hu
>>26100895
prepped backstory != railroading
step. it. up.

>>26100866
>[ ] Witches do not fight alone!
This is a must know

>>26100866
[X] Witches do not fight alone!

Just to make sure, all the students are greenhorn witches?

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>>26100866
[X] Witches do not fight alone!

>all this consensus
ha ha what

>>26100993

Most of them are quite green. Some of them might be... *GASP* former communists!

>>26100866
>[ ] Witches do not fight alone!

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>>26101076
we don't want them charging like madmen in to the jaws of a dreadnaught...they are not G young

>>26101141
and thank god for that!

>>26100866
>[x] Witches do not fight alone!
Not anymore they don't!

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"Witches do not fight alone. A Witch who is alone is little more than Squidbait, no matter how skilled or courageous she is. A Witch with a wingWitch has a far higher chance of survival and winning a dogfight."

The class is... unusually noisy. For beyond what would be considered acceptable classroom noise. Students are hissing into other students' ears. Furtive glances and metaphorical daggers are being unleashed at others. The class looks like it might explode in violence at any time.

"I am... aware that this might be a hard pill to swallow, but this is a fact of combat: the one with numbers will always win."

A hand shoots up.

"Mr Witold, why do I have to fight with... HER!" her accusing finger points to another student. You note that it was not pointed at the smouldering witch at the corner. It is also then that you notice that the class is... disturbingly divided.

"She's the enemy! She's evil! She's a COMMUNIST! Why should I fight alongside HER?"

Uh oh. This is something new.

[ ] "Regardless, she is in this classroom. And everyone in this classroom are FRIENDS and FELLOW PILOTS."
[ ] "The only enemy we have are the Martians. There are no 'Communists'."

>>26101679
>[ ] "The only enemy we have are the Martians. There are no 'Communists'."

Fight the real enemy. The more you battle between yourselves, the easier you make it for the squids to KILL EVERYONE YOU'VE EVER KNOWN OR LOVE YOU SILLY LITTLE GIRLS!

>>26101679
>[X] "The only enemy we have are the Martians. There are no 'Communists'.
At the end of the day, her being a 'Communist' doesn't mean shit to a Martian, so while here, it doesn't mean shit to us either.

>>26101679
>[x] "The only enemy we have are the Martians. There are no 'Communists'."

>>26101679
Because if you do not you will die. That's it. I'm not telling you to get along, to all be friends and write each other when the war is over. I'm telling you that you fight together or you all die. If you cannot stand that, then go back to the farm or the factory. You'll do more good making food or munitions than you would as maser-bait.

>>26101679
>[X] 攘外必先安内!
No... nobody else? Nobody? Fine. We'll do it your way.... for now.

>[x] "The only enemy we have are the Martians. There are no 'Communists'."
If the either side resists single out the strongest student and hold them hostage.

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>>26101679
[X] "The only enemy we have are the Martians. There are no 'Communists'."

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>>26101679
>[x] "The only enemy we have are the Martians. There are no 'Communists'."
It looks like we're suffering some..... class struggle.

>>26102200
Ohgod this please

>>26102200
Ohgod this please

"The only enemy we have are the Martians. There are no 'Communists'. Should I judge my wingman as to the color of his skin? Or his beliefs? Or what flavor of ice-cream he likes? If you are all going to act like spoiled kids on a playground instead of pilots, then please don't waste any more of my time and go back to wherever you came from."

You don't think your little speech soothed the crowd, but whatever was bubbling has been stilled for now.

"Now then, if there are no more questions, I'll continue on."

You spend the next hour on the basics of flying in a formation, the basic 2-man unit and a few basic tactical formations that could be deployed while flying. Your students are quick to pick up on this and are scribbling notes furiously.

Soon, it's time for lunch. You're relieved at making it this far.

As soon as you get your lunch, you realize that there is no... mess hall or a fixed place to sit and have lunch. It makes your seating options all that more difficult.

>Where do you want to have lunch? A name or a place will do.

>>26102832
Overwatching the runway.

>>26102832
Drag Scowly and the lead Nationalist girl up to eat with you >>26102853 overwatching the runway.

>>26102892
And explain that we're probably all going to die.

Let's Eat Out.

I'm thinking Mongolian.

>>26103196
har har har

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>>26103196

>>26103196

Genghis Khan Carne, sadly, is not open until long after the First Martian War has ended.

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>>26103196

>>26103433
STAY AWAY YOU COKED CRAZY BITCH!

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You pick a place near the runway, a respectful distance away from the pilot tent. There is something soothing about watching planes take off and land. That, and you've never seen a P-40 in action before. It was all Hawker Hurricanes and Spitfires in England.

As you make your way to that spot, you notice that you're not alone for lunch today. Sitting there before you is that strange Witch from your first day in Kunming. She's sitting alone, staring at the runway with a murderous intent.

You sit next to her, painfully aware that you might get decked into next week, or onto the runway into an oncoming plane.

As you work your way through your lunch, you hear your lunchtime companion pipe up. And not in that guttural infernal language of hers, fortunately.

"Not good with plane. Stare at plane until I get good." It does sound like she's growling. She continues.

"Great Temujin agree. Fighting together good. But need unity." She scowls at a taxiing plane, as if to scare it off.

She fixes her unyielding glare at you.

"You brave warrior. Why come here."

[ ] HIT THE WEP. CLIMB CLIMB CLIMB
[ ] NOPE NOPE NOPE


Looking for the appropriate pictures take up half the waittime

>>26099589
>non-waifuing
>posts Natsuo Ishido
You dun goofed, anon.
You see, I wish to hit her so hard that whoever pulled me out of her will be crowned the next King of England. I will conquer Asia to build an Empire for the manpower that would build the machine I would use to tap that ass. I would initiate a forbidden ritual to ascend to the next step of existence, so I could hit her like the fist of an angry god.
>>26103887
>[x] HIT THE WEP. CLIMB CLIMB CLIMB

>>26103887
>[ ] HIT THE WEP. CLIMB CLIMB CLIMB
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M PICKING!

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>>26103887
[X] HIT THE WEP. CLIMB CLIMB CLIMB

>>26103887
[x] HIT THE WEP. CLIMB CLIMB CLIMB

This is where the aliums at. We come here to kill the aliums.

>>26103887
>[ ] HIT THE WEP. CLIMB CLIMB CLIMB
Is this the one to tell her we're here to school these sparklies to be semi-competent?

>>26103887
>[x] HIT THE WEP. CLIMB CLIMB CLIMB

Do you quote The Protomen in this one or am I just seeing things?

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>>26103939
>I wish to hit her so hard that whoever pulled me out of her will be crowned the next King of England.

You wouldn't hit it.

It would hit you.

>>26104144
And I am completely okay with that.

>>26104194
Kinda figured you would be...

Slow thread is slow.
You should get Deculture to make an art for your OP image.

>>26104530

I apologize. Finding appropriate pictures is hard work!

>>26104553
Gueeeeeeess you could stock up for the next thread instead of looking for them on the fly.

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It is rather unexpected for someone who had tried to break your ribs to be so... forthcoming. And you're not exactly pleased to be put on the spot like this. Even if lunch seemed unappetizing.

You simply reply. "I am here to make warriors out of you all. Witches and pilots alike. I may also fight if the need comes."

She glares at yet another plane taking off, seemingly oblivious to your answer. She's been doing this during the conversation.

"That is a very strange thing to do. Why do you do this?" you say.

"Plane enemy. Must defeat enemy." Her answer is pretty cryptic. You leave it at that.

Lunch continues in silence, with her scowling at planes and you just mechanically munching away at your lunch. You hope that lunch tomorrow would be a tiny bit better.

And then the air-raid siren decides to break the tranquility with its high-pitched, annoying wail.

[ ] Head for safety.
[ ] Head for the pilot's ready tent.
[ ] Write in


>>26104631
Will do!

>>26104694
[x] Head for the pilot's ready tent.

>>26104694
>[ ] Head for safety.
We're apparently not fighting right now, so do the smart thing.

>>26104694
>[x] Head for the pilot's ready tent.

You can take the pilot out of his plane, but you can't take the plane out of your pilot.

>>26104694
>[x] Head for the pilot's ready tent.

>>26104694
>[ ] Head for the pilot's ready tent.

>>26104694

[x] Head for the pilot's ready tent.

>>26104375
It's not my fault she's so wonderful.
>>26104694
>[x] Head for the pilot's ready tent.

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>>26104694
[X] Head for the pilot's ready tent.

>>26104718
YOU RUINED THE CONSENSUS COMBO

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>>26104799
LOOK AT HER EYES MAN

SHE'S FUCKING EVIL

[X] Head for the pilot's ready tent.

>>26104898
>SHE'S FUCKING EVIL
No, she's just a bitch. There's a difference.

>>26104898
We are so dead.

But it will be a good death....

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>>26104898
mmmmmm

Oh I definitely know why I have this boner

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>>26104898
>not loving the eyes

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Dammit /tg/, stop giving me new fetishes!

See, this is why I'm slightly worried about the Mad Mongol.

Ultraviolent Witch with anger control issues? Yes please. But I know there's going to be a strong waifu-instinct in the players (myself included). We must resist this impulse and treat her more like a persistent danger to herself and others, and keep her destructive capabilities focused firmly on the Martians.

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>>26105070
>Ultraviolent Witch with anger control issues?

Fuck man, I just had the mother of all flashbacks.

>>26105070
Actually, as the guy who first commented that comparing her to Natsuo is a BAD idea if you don't want waifuing, I actually have no desire to waifu the Mad Mongol. She's way too young for us. We need to find someone our own age to discuss Descartes with.

>>26105102
Minna isn't a UW w/ACI, she's a Tsundere Witch with Dead Boyfriend Disorder.

I propose we take a mentor role (if we establish ANY real relationship, that is) for Little Lady Tamarlane here.

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>>26105231
/tg/: sane girls just aren't our thing

JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII~

>>26105273
DOOM SAYS GET THE FUCK DOWN!

WHERE ARE YOU HAMSTER

WE'RE STARTING TO LOSE IT

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You shovel up what's left of your lunch, tell Olkhunut to run for safety and head to the pilot's tent. You're technically part of the training staff, but you're a pilot, damn it. The P-40 isn't a Hawker Hurricane, but both should handle similarly, yes?

The Pilot's tent is a flurry of activity when you enter. Pilots putting on their gear, their flight chiefs seemingly running around like headless chickens, screaming preflight checks and whatnot. You stop one of the nearby pilots for more information.

"Martians." He spits out before he runs out of the tent, presumably to get into his plane.

"WE NEED MORE PILOTS INTO THE AIR RIGHT NOW!" another voice rings out. The owner of that voice turns to you. "You there! Are you a pilot! Get ready for battle!"

Before you can answer, you are quickly suited up and shooed into a waiting P-40. You're unfamiliar with the cockpit layout, though a helpful ground crew points out the basics. And then you're hurried off to the runway.

The Warhawk you're in handles just as well as a Hurricane. You suspect that it handles a lot better. You're not too sure at the moment, but everything feels a little faster. You climb to about three thousand metres, as instructed by the control tower and make your way to-

No way. There's no damn way those four were Martian fighters. These only LOOK like Martian planes, with the asymmetrical needle designs and all.

Those colors, however, are eye-searing. A vivid red all over them, with only highlights of an equally eye-searing yellow on its sides. You know of the British and their crazy dazzle camo, but this looks like something out of World War One.

It's a good thing you have the height advantage and they have yet to notice you.

[ ] Swoop like a hawk. Bounce these motherfuckers.
[ ] CLIMB HIGHER.
[ ] CHARGE.

>>26105567
[x] CLIMB HIGHER.

>>26105567
>[ ] CHARGE.

Because fuck, I want something other than BOUNCE for once.

>>26105567
Alright. So, how douse our MC fight?

Young was the Bouncemaster of Castle Barin. But, as much as that is a tried tradition, I think we should play this character different.

But then again, the P-40 wasn't a good good high-altitude fighter and charging just seems stupid.

>>26105567
>[X] Swoop like a hawk. Bounce these motherfuckers.

Must generate the charisma to our impressionable students.

>>26105567
>[x] Swoop like a hawk. Bounce these motherfuckers.

>>26105567
>[X] CHARGE.

Never ever hesitate.

>>26105567
>[ ] CHARGE.

>>26105567
>[X] CHARGE.

LEEEEEEEEEEEERROOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIINS.

>>26105567
>[X] CHARGE.

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>>26105567
[X] Swoop like a hawk. Bounce these motherfuckers.

>>26105567
>[x] CHARGE.

Goddammit, no more bouncing for the love of God.

>>26105833

Actually, The P40 had one hell of a diving speed. Boom-and-Zoom was used extensively by the AVG and subsequently, the 14th Army Air Corps.

>>26105567
OP I NEED TO SLEEP OP OP PLS

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>>26105859

Cutting off your climb, you aim to make level with the feared Martian fighters. It climbs poorly, you note. The plane manages to level off at around two thousand metres. The Martians are just below you, almost two hundred metres away.

You initiate a dive, charging at the red needles. This move elicits a cacophony of radio chatter.

"Crazy fucker, what's he doing!" "He's going to charge the Death Squadron, alone?" "PILOT, CEASE YOUR ATTACK. THE ENEMY IS DANGEROUS!" "YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER!" "...Isn't that the teacher? What's he doing here?"

You've cut half the distance. The plane dives beautifully. The enemy slowly turns to face you.

50 metres left. More radio chatter. "HE'S FIRING THE MASERS! TURN AWAY!"

Forty metres left. The red needles fire their weapons at you. They don't look like machineguns. Your plane loses a bit of paint. At the same time, you let loose with your wing-mounted machineguns, raking the rear plane with .50 caliber hell.

You swoop under your prey, then head for a hard climb. By this time, your single attack becomes a massive furball. You pull off a safe distace away and begin to ascend to three thousand feet, when su-

"Witold, what the HELL are you doing in the air! You're not even rated for the P-40!"

>>26106080
"Not now, when I'm out of this we'll talk."

>>26106080
"Yes, well I doubt I will get so rated any younger"

>>26105859
Harden up, princess.

Apologies for the slow posting. It was one part APPRORIATE IMAGES, one part HOLY SHIT I FORGOT TO DO HOMEWORK and one part HOW I WRITE DOGFIGHTING.

I think I can cram in one more post. SHould I?

>>26106118
YES

>>26106118
Do it!

>>26106118
Nah

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>>26106118

Hypnotoad demands you post more!

>>26106118
Get on with your homework and sleep mate, more important than /tg/.

>>26106118
>this desperate to get your e-dick sucked
I guess I cant say anything because it totally worked.

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How many strike witch quests do you need, you fucking weeaboos?

You are the cancer that is killing /tg/.

"Witold, what the HELL are you doing in the air! You're not even rated for the P-40!"

The voice belongs to Tex Hill. He's not very happy. "And I'm getting reports that you charged an ace squadron of Martian Pilots and disregarding proper ROE?"

"It was the best decision I could make under these circumstances." you say.

"Well, whatever it is, get outta there!"

You shrug and pull out. By this time the fighters in the air have managed to successfully drive off the aliens, though not securing any kills.

As you touch down (the landing gear making a hard, bumpy landing) and dismount, you are greeted by loud cheers. And a lot of sparkly-eyed witches. How did everyone know about your first sortie in China, you'll never know. Everyone is clamoring to shake your hand, or in some cases, touch you.

Though not everyone is pleased at your performance, it seems. A stern, unflinching figure makes its way across the crowd.

"Witold, I must say that your maiden flight in Kunming has been more than impressive. Thank you for validating my faith in you. HOWEVER. In doing so, you have taken one of my planes out, ignored the ROE I have set out for every pilot and recklessly put yourself in danger."

Chennault's voice booms, silencing the crowd in an instant.

"You may be my guest, but this is still a combat unit. I order you to... get your ass rated for the P-40."

>>26106387
WEE-A-BOO! WEE-A-BOO!

>>26106420
"What do you think I just did?"

>>26106387
Theres like, 2 currently running.
All others are hiatus mode/dead in the water.
There are worse things around.

>>26106387
While I don't agree with his tone, this guy makes a good point.

There is really no reason to have yet another strike witch quest, especially yet another one with a self insert bombastic male MC who gets all the bitches.

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>>26106475
>There are worse things around.
Actually, this is probably one of the worst quests currently on the board.

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NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES QUEST CHINA:

WITOLD GETS HIS ASS RATED FOR THE WARHAWK.
DID SOMEONE ORDER A WAIFUWAR? BECAUSE THERE'S A PLANE FULL OF THEM COMING!

SWQ CHINA WILL RESUME AUGUST 2, AT MORE OR LESS THE SAME TIME. BE THERE OR BE DRAFTED INTO THE ARMED FORCES, BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'LL BE DOING NEXT WEEK.

>>26106488
>>26106501
it has "quest" in the subject, so filter it and fuck off

>>26106475
Don't delude yourself- best to rip out the cancer before it becomes malignant. Two of these is still too many. Half of /tg/ never wants to see another strike witch quest ever again.

>>26106488

Nothing is compelling you to stay here.

Obviously people other than you enjoy it, if you don't you could just simply ignore it exists and participate in some other quest.

>>26106513
It's not the quest itself that's the problem- the problem is that it's a SHITTY quest.

All anime quests have the potential to become cancerous, and the sooner we make /a/ take them back where they belong the better.

>>26106513
I like quests, though, but threads like these give quests a bad name.

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>>26106520
>rip out the cancer before it becomes malignant.

The patient died a long, long time ago doctor.

>>26106520
While I can understand that, the most efficient way to never see one again is to filter them.
Coming into a thread and telling people not to have fun never works.

>>26106544
>and the sooner we make /a/ take them back where they belong the better.

and that will happen only when moot decides it, so until then, complain to him or shut up

>>26106520
Fuck off, drama queen.

>>26106564

Telling people to not have fun tends to piss them off and ignore you all the more.

Like me.

>>26106544

I do enjoy taking such witty criticism in the butt.

Would you like to elaborate further?

>>26106507
>DID SOMEONE ORDER A WAIFUWAR? BECAUSE THERE'S A PLANE FULL OF THEM COMING!

You asked for it boy.

>>26106592
Ignore that guy, but I am honestly curious as to what compelled you to run yet another SW quest using the EXACT SAME formula that made all the other ones so terrible.

>>26106592
Gladly.

You are a wapanese fuck who will never, ever get laid. Please do yourself a favor and drown in a sea of dicks.

>>26106544
>make /a/ take them back

You do realize that the /a/ quests didn't migrate here, right? That they were forced here by the mods?

/tg/ is a quarantine board.

>>26106583
Because they're not doing anything against the rules.
Theres no rules against shitty quests, just like theres no rules against shitty edition wars threads.
You telling them to remove themselves doesnt achieve anyhting even approaching quality control.

>>26106610
Because he's an attention whore.

>>26106614
Then moot should have made a /quest/ board where it could be contained properly instead of letting it infect an existing board with actual content on it.

>>26106610

Explain to me why I should not even try to focus on a rarely-explored aspect of World War 2. Which was just as badass as the other fronts.

>>26106591
Telling someone you're ignoring them defeats the purpose of it, genius.

>>26106652
dont respond to the trolls, it just makes them think they are intelligent, and delusions of grandeur are the last thing they need

>>26106628
Well moot made his decision. And it was 'quests go on /tg/'. If you really have a problem with it, take it up with him. Because arguing about it here is useless.

>>26106628
>>26106613
>>26106583
Cunts. A herd of them. All smelly and dripping with puss.

>>26106628

>being on the Internet
>not an attention whore
>The Year of Our Lord Twenty Thirteen

Also we could move it to /v/. I mean, they don't even talk about the vidya anymore.

>>26106613

And here I was thinking I would get some actual criticism.

Don't worry. I am already drowning in a sea of ducks.

>>26106652
But you arent focusing on WW2, you are focusing on some bombastic British fop and his quest for waifu pantsu. A WW2 quest absent of all this Strike Witch faggotry would have been the cats meow, man.

>>26106652
The one with magical girls that DIDN'T EXIST?

It's only badass if you're a retard.

>>26106695
>bombastic British fop

Polish, fought in the Battle of Britain.

Please pay attention

>>26106695
Well I really hope it doesnt end up in waifu bullshit, but theres no indication of that so far.
And the MC is Polish.

>>26106726
The MC is a Mary Sue. Nationality doesn't enter into it.

>>26106726
>I really hope it doesnt end up in waifu bullshit,
There are female NPCs, therefore there is waifu bullshit. That's not a problem with the quest or any particular kind of quest. That's a problem with /tg/ as a whole.

>>26106731
Then why did you mention his nationality before, assuming you're the same person?

>>26106726
>Well I really hope it doesn't end up in waifu bullshit
You straight up said it would and SWQs always do.
>And the MC is Polish.
Either way, he is an obnoxious cunt and soon to be harem lord that acts exactly like every other SWQ MC. Its almost eery how similarly terrible all the SWQ MCs are.

>>26106760
Because I'm not the same person as that guy. Contrary to what the sycophants think, there is more than one person who doesn't like this quest.

>>26106758
Eh it's been avoided before, on rare occasions.

>>26106779
Because they're all tailor made by weebs, for weebs. Why moot even said they could come here is a mystery for the ages.

>>26106760
>Then why did you mention his nationality before
That was me. I coulda sworn the archives said he was british, but its late here and my brain is known to turn on me in my weakened state.

>>26106779
I don't know who you think you're replying to, I never said anything about it ending in waifu wars.
>>26106787
I just assumed you were, but the person I replied to said he was British.
I'm not really a huge fan of this quest so far either, it seems sort of bland.
I just like talking about this kind of stuff rationally rather than WAAAH QUESTFAGS vs WAAAH ANTI-QUESTFAGS.

>>26106792
Still, it's worth repeating. Waifuing isn't a weeaboo problem, or a quest problem. It's a 4chan as a whole problem.

>>26106866
True enough.

>>26106843

It's just starting up. Have a little... faith.

I'm not fucking Papa-N or Merc Command and I'm aware of that.

Also who said anything about waifuing I don't see any waifuing around and there's none of it in my notes are you psychic or something

>>26106843
4chan is not rational, and it never will be. Trying to have a reasonable discussion about shit like this just ends up with the rational person being called a faggot.

>>26106923
I BELIEVE IN YOU HAMSTER

EVEN THOUGH IT'S ONLY LIKE, YOUR SECOND THREAD

>>26106934
I am required by the laws of our people to call you a faggot now.

>>26106923
>>26106507

Not complaining, but I'm just pointing it out.

FUN FACT OF THE DAY:

The British and Polish in WW2 were grouped together under a single armed force. It can be confusing to identify which nationality was which and well, the Polish DID serve under the Brits, so...

>>26106923

I like it enough so far that I'll keep following.

>>26106934
Eh It works occasionally, more often on /tg/ than other boards.
And it's much more interesting than "WHAT YOU LIKE IS SHIT STOP HAVING FUN" against "FUCK OFF GO WHINE TO MOOT", that never ends well for anyone.

On, one more thing.

Post-quest discussion should be saged like the North Star.

If there's one thing I'd like to get less crap about, it's about HOW THE TRUCKING QUEST TAKES UP THE FIRST PAGE when it's all post-quest discussion.

>>26106843
>I never said anything about it ending in waifu wars.
Whoops. Meant the QM did. Right at >>26106507
>DID SOMEONE ORDER A WAIFUWAR?
>>26106923
Merc Command isnt even that good, he just ran a quest that WASNT fucking Strike Witches

>>26107026
I might be naive, but I had hoped that bit from the QM was sarcasm.

>>26107026
I beg to differ, MC's characters got better development (mostly), and his readers aren't mouthbreathers who makes insanely stupid mistakes like in the last SW89 thread.

>>26107026

Sarcasm, yes.

Mostly it's me introducing more characters.

/tg/ will always fucking want to waifu, anyway. Might as well indulge in a little sarcastic humor.

>>26107041
Regardless, dropping a literal plane full of waifus on a quest is never a good idea, especially since every single SWQ ever has devolved into waifufaggotry following the exact same pattern op is following.
>>26107065
His development is no different than all the other fish out of waters of the other SWQs. Never mind the fact how atrocious the concept of a male MC in Strike Witches is. It really irks me how that became a thing on /tg/

>>26107065

Oh please, that isn't even close to the level of stupid Ghost Quest can devolve to.

>>26107075
I'm just saying, your quest isn't looking very appealing and is probably the dullest SWQ yet. And thats saying something.

>>26107086
/tg/ makes waifus, quest or no quest. SW or no SW. Remember Macha? Cultist? Sandwich? Xeno? Blue?

Agree with you about the MC though. Would have preferred to BE the violent Mongol witch.

>>26107129
It's only thread two. But yeah, Tank Witches was...

...it was.

>>26107086
>male MC in Strike Witches is. It really irks me how that became a thing on /tg/

You should really go back to /u/, your yuri bias is showing.

>>26107129
more dull than Sub witches?

>>26107162
>Tank Witches was...
Bad, but it wasnt dull. This one is just boring.

>>26107177
>your yuri bias is showing.
Well, when the show canon specifically says such a thing shouldn't occur and literally every single SWQ has had one, its just a little stupid if you ask me. It would be like running a 40K quest, except tyranids are all incredibly friendly and nice as fuck or psykers aren't discriminated against. And then every other subsequent 40K quest did the same damn thing.

>>26107177
>more dull than Sub witches?
Infinitely more dull.

Hamster, you really shouldn't reply to the autistic chucklefucks.

>>26107162
>confusing /tg/ fan characters with quest waifushit
THIS JUST IN, BALL OF ARMS MAN IS NOTHING MORE THAN A WAIFU.

I expected better from you, hamster.

>>26107162
>It's only thread two
And its already looking pretty awful. Not to mention youre fighting an uphill battle since a good chunk of /tg/ is utterly sick of the setting and the number of subpar quests it has spawned.

>>26107198
Yeh SWQ was never following SW canon, which isn't really a bad thing since SW sort of sucked a lot.
>>26107231
>everyone in the thread is hampster

>>26107177
>go back to /u/
Thats like telling someone to go back to /y/ for him pointing out how stupid it is to make a Brokeback Mountain Quest that lacks gay cowboys.

>>26107198
well at the same time the show was a poorly written excuse for yuri teasing and fanservice and generally deridded as SHIT.

Planefag saw the crap and decided to make some good of it.

>>26107247
>SWQ was never following SW canon
Then why make a quest in the setting?
>which isn't really a bad thing since SW sort of sucked a lot.
Then why make a quest in the setting?

>>26107283
Because it's one of those things where it's a potentially interesting idea marred by awful execution?

>>26107271
>Planefag saw the crap and decided to make some good of it.
But he managed to make something even shittier than pantyshots and yuri teasing. I guess that's something to be proud of, but for all the wrong reasons.

>>26107298
Loli planegirls without the fanservice is a fucking terrible idea. And there has never once been a well executed SWQ. The only thing worse than a shitty yuri fanservice series is a harem shoujo series, which literally every single quest turns it into.

>>26107283
I dunno, I'm not planefag.
Maybe he liked the idea but wanted to do it in some way thats not pantyshots 24/7 and little girls do everything forever.
It's not like he was the first person to take an idea from something, change it, then write about it.

>>26107271
>Planefag saw the crap and decided to make some good of it.
This is literally the dumbest comment in the thread.

>>26107327
>Maybe he liked the idea but wanted to do it in some way thats not pantyshots 24/7 and little girls do everything forever.
But instead its just pantyshots 24/7 and the speshul snowflake male MC does everything forever whilst making the titular witches his bitches. He took a terrible setting and did perhaps the only thing to make it even worse.

>>26107330
A lot of people seemed to enjoy it.
>>26107356
But the best bits of it were when he fucked up horribly.
That was always the point, he was fantastic and flying and sort of shit at most other things.

>>26107378
>A lot of people seemed to enjoy it.
And pretentious faggots also call Tree of Life a good movie.

>>26107356
I think part of that was due to him not writing what teh other witches were doing during those battles. That and the other pilots that joined the battle were not one note red shirts.

SW89 however.....

>>26107394
But quality is subjective, even more so in an anonymous situation where credentials are meaningless and relative experience with the medium is impossible to prove.
Sure you can say you didnt like it, but lots of people did.
Is their opinion inherently worse than yours purely because you believe it to be so?

>>26107446
>But quality is subjective
Hipster pls go

>>26107462
Well ignore the bit about subjectivity then.
Why is your opinion worth more than any other person on here?
You believe its shit, someone else believes its fun.
Sitting around screaming that your tastes are better than someone elses is what happens on /a/, you could at least try a little harder.

>>26107530
I only asked why you would run a quest in a setting you apparently despise so much.

>>26107555
Pretty sure Planefag stated he had a problem with the whole 'men are useless' thing and he made the quest specifically counter to that.
Honestly, I wish he'd never okay'd any sidequests. Fucking Panzer ruining everything for everyone.

>>26107555
And I already answered that back at >>26107327
But this particular bit of discussion started at >>26107394
Also, come on you could at least sage, the quicker this thread dies the better.

>>26107593
>Pretty sure Planefag stated he had a problem with the whole 'men are useless' thing and he made the quest specifically counter to that.
And in doing so, made an even worse setting. Also
>hate a setting
>better run a quest in it after I change it to the point of unrecognizability!
planefag is an idiot.

>>26107637
Again, opinions.
Yours is just as correct as everyone elses and you're welcome to it, but attempting to force it on other people achieves nothing.

>>26107596
>But this particular bit of discussion started at >>26107394
Right, where you seemed to imply that people liking something suddenly makes it pure literary gold. I just said that sometimes people have shit tastes. You were the one who tried to make it more than that.

>>26107656
>but attempting to force it on other people achieves nothing.
Oh, the irony.

>>26107660
I never said anything about pure gold, or even it being good.
All I said was people liked it.
Sometimes people have shit tastes sure, but the funny thing about taste is its an opinion.
>>26107669
I'm not trying to convince anyone, I just want to know why people go full "my tastes > your tastes neener neener i win" whenever this subject comes up.
I'm honestly not a huge fan of SWQ, but it seems to get plenty of people really fucking riled up for no apparent reason.

>>26107745
>just want to know why people go full "my tastes > your tastes neener neener i win"
But you literally just did that.

>>26107745
>I just want to know why people go full "my tastes > your tastes neener neener i win"
Nobody save you said that. Some people just wanted to know why anyone would run a quest in a setting that they hate the most basic tenets of. Its like running a Star Wars quest and hating lightsabers.

>>26106652
Because the MC is as usual as SWQ protags go. You're overwelcoming your stay by using that.

>>26099384
>restricted
That must contain some powerful phrases.

>>26107162
>Would have preferred to BE the violent Mongol witch.

Come on Hamster, let's POV switch and save the quest.

>>26110926
I dont think this quest CAN be saved.